1. Josh is rotting in jailCopy !req
2. For the death of Elsie ValeCopy !req
3. Oh, Josh, why did you do it?Copy !req
4. I didn't. Aren't you omniscient?Copy !req
5. Am I? Who knows?Copy !req
6. You.Copy !req
7. You.Copy !req
8. Anyway, Melissa's getting me a lawyer.
I'll be fine.Copy !req
9. No, you're destined to rue itCopy !req
10. When they send you to the chairCopy !req
11. Schmiga-dee-death penaltyCopy !req
12. Come on.Copy !req
13. How often do they use the chair here?Copy !req
14. Okay, maybe once in a while.Copy !req
15. But even in the darkest depths of despair,Copy !req
16. suddenly there appears, in such
surprising guise, an unexpected friend.Copy !req
17. Friend? What do you mean?Copy !req
18. Keep walking.Copy !req
19. - In here, punk.
- For what?Copy !req
20. Disorderly conduct, unlawful assembly,Copy !req
21. and peddling parables
with no clear takeaways.Copy !req
22. I was just spreading joy, man.Copy !req
23. Looks like you could use a little.Copy !req
24. Save it for your salad, you freak.Copy !req
25. You kids with your ideals
and your protest,Copy !req
26. and your determination
to live your dreams.Copy !req
27. and your determination
to live your dreams.Copy !req
28. Peace and love, peace and love.Copy !req
29. How about "shut" and "up"?Copy !req
30. I love you, Sergeant Rivera.Copy !req
31. Anger is just sadness that can't get out.Copy !req
32. See you in hell.Copy !req
33. - Hey, man.
- You gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
34. I'm Topher. Peace.Copy !req
35. Hi, I'm Josh.Copy !req
36. - What are you in for, Josh?
- Murder. But I didn't do it. I'm innocent.Copy !req
37. Don't worry. I believe you.Copy !req
38. Thanks. I appreciate it.Copy !req
39. Hey! Me too! I'm innocent too.Copy !req
40. - I believe you.
- And I didn't rob that bank.Copy !req
41. I believe you.Copy !req
42. - Yeah, and I never touched that girl.
- I believe you too, Conrad.Copy !req
43. - Of course you— Yep.
- I believe all of you.Copy !req
44. I think you all should be free.Copy !req
45. Great.Copy !req
46. I know the situation looks bleak, Josh.
But don't despair.Copy !req
47. I know the situation looks bleak, Josh.
But don't despair.Copy !req
48. You probably got it better than you think.Copy !req
49. I mean, look at me.Copy !req
50. I'm 30 years old and still haven't
figured out my purpose in life.Copy !req
51. This about you now?Copy !req
52. I always felt that I was special,
you know.Copy !req
53. That I was destined to do something great.Copy !req
54. I just don't know
what that something is yet.Copy !req
55. This life is like a puzzle
You gotta find that missing pieceCopy !req
56. And the man who does
Will find his happiness increaseCopy !req
57. Poets sing of starlight
Kittens play with stringCopy !req
58. Why does it seem I'll never find my thing?Copy !req
59. - Squirrels find nuts in the forest
- Okay.Copy !req
60. Robins fly high in the airCopy !req
61. What am I supposed to be?Copy !req
62. Who is this guy called me?Copy !req
63. When will I seeCopy !req
64. My doorway to where?Copy !req
65. My doorway to where?Copy !req
66. Your doorway to where?Copy !req
67. Starfish have the ocean
And all our socks go in a drawerCopy !req
68. All I've got's this notion
That I'm meant for something moreCopy !req
69. Corks belong in bottles
Spiders eat their youngCopy !req
70. My life's a song that's waiting to be sungCopy !req
71. - Camels make love in the desert
- Don't do that.Copy !req
72. A table works best with a chairCopy !req
73. What am I supposed to be?
Who is this guy called me?Copy !req
74. When will I seeCopy !req
75. My doorway to where?Copy !req
76. My doorway to whereCopy !req
77. My doorway to whereCopy !req
78. Hey, man, it's gonna be okay.Copy !req
79. You're young.Copy !req
80. You've got hair, like, so much hair.Copy !req
81. You just have to be patient.Copy !req
82. Also, you a rich white boy. Ya fine.Copy !req
83. Thanks, man. You know what?Copy !req
84. I am gonna make it my personal mission
to get you on the happiness bus.Copy !req
85. The happiness bus?Copy !req
86. Hap— Is that a clue?Copy !req
87. Narrator?Copy !req
88. It's the grooviest.Copy !req
89. All you need to get on board... is love.Copy !req
90. No, what I need is a lawyer.Copy !req
91. Excuse me. I'm looking for Mr. Flanagan.Copy !req
92. Excuse me. I'm looking for Mr. Flanagan.Copy !req
93. Please. Mr. Flanagan is my father.Copy !req
94. After he lost his medical license.Copy !req
95. Call me Bobby.Copy !req
96. Right, yeah. Duh. I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
97. But also, yes, okay, lady lawyer.Copy !req
98. - Being a lady lawyer is no big deal.
- Oh, no, yes.Copy !req
99. I agree. I'm a doctor.Copy !req
100. It's not like we expect to be judges.
We're not crazy!Copy !req
101. Except right before our monthlies.Copy !req
102. There it is.Copy !req
103. Yeah, I was just hoping
you could help my husband, Josh.Copy !req
104. Who's in jail for killing Elsie Vale,
the showgirl.Copy !req
105. Nothing happens in Schmicago
without me knowing.Copy !req
106. And then nothing happens
till I get my retainer,Copy !req
107. and I'm the most expensive lawyer in town.Copy !req
108. You think you could scrape together
a sawbuck?Copy !req
109. I don't know what that is,
but I went to the ATM before we left.Copy !req
110. So here's a 20.Copy !req
111. Well, well, Mrs. Moneybags.Copy !req
112. You just bought yourself some eye contact.Copy !req
113. Great. So...Copy !req
114. You probably wanna know more about me.Copy !req
115. Well, what is there to tell?
It's the classic story.Copy !req
116. I got my BA from BU, my LLD from NYU,
and my L-E-Gs from G-O-D.Copy !req
117. Law school was a world full of "No!"
No, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
118. But after a while, I caught on.Copy !req
119. You see, the world kept telling me, "no."Copy !req
120. But turns out "no"
doesn't always mean "no."Copy !req
121. Uncomfortable with that.Copy !req
122. But you've had success
with cases like Josh's?Copy !req
123. Bobby doesn't dwell on the past.Copy !req
124. Bobby stays in the present tense.
Third person.Copy !req
125. So, here's what we're gonna do.Copy !req
126. First, we court the press.Copy !req
127. Then I press the court.Copy !req
128. Believe me. Once I've worked my magic,
no jury will ever convict your hubby,Copy !req
129. even if he kills again.Copy !req
130. And just to be clear, Josh didn't do it.Copy !req
131. Uh-huh.
Well, if you're so sure about that,Copy !req
132. why don't you help him
by finding the real killer?Copy !req
133. Me? How?Copy !req
134. I'd recommend the standard play.Copy !req
135. I'd recommend the standard play.Copy !req
136. Get a job dancing at the club
where Elsie was killed.Copy !req
137. Snoop around. See what you can find out.Copy !req
138. That's the standard play?Copy !req
139. The auditions for the open slot
are today at noon.Copy !req
140. What are you,
an eleven-and-a-half character shoe?Copy !req
141. I'm so— Confession.Copy !req
142. I'm not much of a dancer.Copy !req
143. In theater camp,
I was more of a double threat.Copy !req
144. Here.Copy !req
145. I'm off to meet my new client
and bamboozle the press.Copy !req
146. Break a leg at that audition,
Twinkle Toes.Copy !req
147. Your hubby's life may depend on it.Copy !req
148. You've all got big dreams,
hungry for fame.Copy !req
149. I can feel the heat of it coming off
of you like baked hams.Copy !req
150. But fame will cost you
sweat, dignity, even cash.Copy !req
151. Oh, no, I don't take checks,
so don't ask me.Copy !req
152. We are looking for a dancer
as good as Elsie was before she died.Copy !req
153. So don't hold back.Copy !req
154. Let's do the whole combination,
facing away from the wall.Copy !req
155. Fünf, sechs, sieben, acht!Copy !req
156. Fünf, sechs, sieben, acht!Copy !req
157. Again! Fünf, sechs, sieben, acht!Copy !req
158. I need to eat
I need to eatCopy !req
159. Last night my dinner was a candle
Last night my dinner was a candleCopy !req
160. The landlord's calling
I'm out of fishnetsCopy !req
161. There's not much more that I can handle
There's not much more that I canCopy !req
162. How am I gonna feed my kids?
Why did I have so many kids?Copy !req
163. I think I'm gonna have to sell my kidsCopy !req
164. Sorry, I'm late.Copy !req
165. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
166. Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs!Copy !req
167. Wow. You guys are all so thin
and elegant and angular.Copy !req
168. Wow. You guys are all so thin
and elegant and angular.Copy !req
169. I feel like a wildebeest next to you.Copy !req
170. Who is this girl?
She's really badCopy !req
171. - Hey!
- She oughta be way in the backCopy !req
172. - She oughta be way in the
- Okay, I can hear you.Copy !req
173. This girl has got no sense of space
And does a weird thing with her faceCopy !req
174. She pops her head
And she's got bad feetCopy !req
175. All right, so you can dance.Copy !req
176. Some of you. But that is not enough.Copy !req
177. I want to know why you are here.Copy !req
178. I guess it all started
when my parents' marriage fell apart.Copy !req
179. The marriage counselor's office
was next to a dance studio.Copy !req
180. I used to sneak in there and stomp around
to drown out the soundCopy !req
181. of Mother and Daddy fighting over
whose life was more disappointing.Copy !req
182. The next thing I knew,
I was pointing my feet.Copy !req
183. And falling in love with guys
that didn't want me that way.Copy !req
184. Dad was in the military.Copy !req
185. You know, the type with a whistle.Copy !req
186. He used to force my brothers, sisters,Copy !req
187. and me to perform for guests
at dinner parties.Copy !req
188. and me to perform for guests
at dinner parties.Copy !req
189. God, I hated when he did that.Copy !req
190. So, this one night,
I begged him for a taste of champagne.Copy !req
191. He said, "no,"
but I didn't let that stop me. Oh, no.Copy !req
192. He had a girlfriend, real fancy.Copy !req
193. She had some kind of royal title.
I kid you not.Copy !req
194. Later that night,
she gave me the whole damn bottle.Copy !req
195. That's when I started class.Copy !req
196. Why am I here?Copy !req
197. I grew up in Buffalo
and went through puberty.Copy !req
198. That's it.Copy !req
199. Puberty. Buffalo.Copy !req
200. Wow. You guys have been through so much.Copy !req
201. I feel bad, even competingCopy !req
202. or assuming your lives are better
because you're so thin and beautiful.Copy !req
203. But maybe—Copy !req
204. I am a doctor
And a doctor doctorsCopy !req
205. I'm proud to be called an MDCopy !req
206. But every time I deliver a babyCopy !req
207. I wonder when that'll be meCopy !req
208. Even when I perform to perfection
Shoulder dystociaCopy !req
209. Even when I perform to perfection
Shoulder dystociaCopy !req
210. Emergency C-sectionCopy !req
211. The days can be pretty roughCopy !req
212. And I feel like I'll never ever be enoughCopy !req
213. So this size 12Copy !req
214. Would love the chance to shineCopy !req
215. And also clear my husband of murderCopy !req
216. Enough talk! Now dance for your life!Copy !req
217. I need to eat tonightCopy !req
218. Not work the street tonightCopy !req
219. I need to eat tonightCopy !req
220. I need to eat tonightCopy !req
221. Wait. We're doing that.Copy !req
222. I have made my decision.Copy !req
223. Your stories are most compelling,
but I must hire the best dancer.Copy !req
224. One second.Copy !req
225. That was pretty intense, huh?Copy !req
226. You're kidding. Really? Are you sure?Copy !req
227. - Did you see her?
- You heard Uncle Octavius.Copy !req
228. Mr. Kratt. Do it.Copy !req
229. You. You've got the job.Copy !req
230. Wow.Copy !req
231. I— Okay. Well, I just wanna say
it is really been a true privilegeCopy !req
232. - to dance with all of— Yeah.
- Shut it.Copy !req
233. One of those things.Copy !req
234. Only one spot, you know.Copy !req
235. Only one spot, you know.Copy !req
236. To be honest, hair like this,
it's a burden.Copy !req
237. Gets caught in trees.Copy !req
238. You have to worry about fleas.Copy !req
239. Gets messed up by the breeze.Copy !req
240. Here comes BobbyCopy !req
241. Who?Copy !req
242. Here comes Bobby nowCopy !req
243. Hello, boys.Copy !req
244. Here comes Bobby
Bobby, babyCopy !req
245. Wowzah wowzah wowCopy !req
246. Is everybody here?Copy !req
247. - Is everybody happy?
- Oh, yeah!Copy !req
248. Help us, BobbyCopy !req
249. Help us, Bobby, pleaseCopy !req
250. Help us, BobbyCopy !req
251. Get us off on technicalitiesCopy !req
252. Not now, fellas.Copy !req
253. Much as I'd like to give you the time,
I simply cannot handle your appeal.Copy !req
254. Much as I'd like to give you the time,
I simply cannot handle your appeal.Copy !req
255. BobbyCopy !req
256. Wowzah wowzah wow!Copy !req
257. Bobby Flanagan, Attorney at Law.Copy !req
258. Your mistress hired me.
Tall brunette. Kind of "complain-y."Copy !req
259. That's my wife.Copy !req
260. So, do you think
you can get me out of here?Copy !req
261. I don't know.
But I'm gonna get paid trying.Copy !req
262. First things first, don't tell me
why you did it. I don't need to know.Copy !req
263. - I didn't do it.
- Don't need to know that either.Copy !req
264. Just do what I tell you.Copy !req
265. Winning a case is all about flimflam,
flapdoodle, and pizzazz.Copy !req
266. Flapdoodle?Copy !req
267. The law is 10% precedent and 90% wow.Copy !req
268. Lucky for you, I'm very good at wow.Copy !req
269. Your press conference starts in an hour.
I'll see you then.Copy !req
270. In an hour? Wait—Copy !req
271. Press conference? But—Copy !req
272. Help us, BobbyCopy !req
273. Help us, Bobby, pleaseCopy !req
274. Help us, BobbyCopy !req
275. Get us off on technicalitiesCopy !req
276. Get us off on technicalitiesCopy !req
277. I'm working on it, boys.
I'm working on it.Copy !req
278. Bobby!Copy !req
279. But—Copy !req
280. I mean, I was surprised
when you said it was me,Copy !req
281. but I must have something, right?Copy !req
282. - Sure.
- What's behind this door?Copy !req
283. Off-limits. Dead girl schmutz.Copy !req
284. Rehearsal in one hour.
Don't shave anything.Copy !req
285. - Here's some rouge for your knees.
- My knees?Copy !req
286. You think they need contour?Copy !req
287. Oh, Melissa. Thank heavens.
I have been so worried.Copy !req
288. I heard about Josh,Copy !req
289. and I want you to know
that I don't believe a single word of it!Copy !req
290. My chum Josh couldn't have killed Elsie!
He's too, too divine!Copy !req
291. And I'm never wrong about people.Copy !req
292. Thank you.Copy !req
293. And now
you're gonna be working at the club!Copy !req
294. I can't wait to take you under my wingCopy !req
295. and teach you absolutely everything
that I know!Copy !req
296. Oh, no. Jenny, you don't have to do that.Copy !req
297. No, I insist. I just hope you won't let
stardom go to your head too fast.Copy !req
298. No, I insist. I just hope you won't let
stardom go to your head too fast.Copy !req
299. Oh, no, stop. And who are you again?Copy !req
300. Oh, Melissa, you are such a panic!Copy !req
301. - I mean...
- It's gonna be absolutely marvelousCopy !req
302. having you around!
In fact, you should be my roommate.Copy !req
303. Oh, really? Wait, you mean—Copy !req
304. Well, poor old Elsie
isn't using her bedroom anymoreCopy !req
305. now that she's dead.
And I'm so easy to live with.Copy !req
306. I dash all day,
and I dash even more at night.Copy !req
307. Yeah,
it could be useful for me to be there.Copy !req
308. I mean, for you to teach me
and everything.Copy !req
309. And, you know,
maybe you could tell me more about ElsieCopy !req
310. and who may have wanted to kill her.Copy !req
311. I'm sure we have much more
interesting things to discussCopy !req
312. other than some gruesome unsolved murder.Copy !req
313. So it's decided. You'll move in,
and we will have nothing but fun.Copy !req
314. And bad things will never happen
ever again.Copy !req
315. Does anyone have two cigarettes?Copy !req
316. My roommate, Melissa,
and I are simply desperate.Copy !req
317. Oh, no. I'm actually fine.
I don't smoke, so...Copy !req
318. Okay. Wow. That actually looks incredible.Copy !req
319. I don't think I can go through with this.Copy !req
320. Of course you can.
Just stick to the script, kid.Copy !req
321. Of course you can.
Just stick to the script, kid.Copy !req
322. Gentlemen and gentlemen of the press,Copy !req
323. you all know me,
Bobby Flanagan, Attorney at Law.Copy !req
324. - Sure do.
- Oh, stop.Copy !req
325. I'm here with my client,
the accused murderer, Josh Skinner.Copy !req
326. The question is not, "Did Josh Skinner
brutally murder Elsie Vale?"Copy !req
327. - It's not?
- The real question is,Copy !req
328. "What drove him to it?"Copy !req
329. My client will now read
from a prepared statement.Copy !req
330. Yep.Copy !req
331. "Elsie Vale did not deserve to die.Copy !req
332. But now she is dead, and I am in jail.
Why?Copy !req
333. This tragedy and my part in it
can only be blamed on one thing.Copy !req
334. Jazz."Copy !req
335. I knew it.Copy !req
336. Jazz is to blame again.Copy !req
337. - Devil's music.
- Aw, man.Copy !req
338. "This was an ugly crime of passionCopy !req
339. brought about by shameless music
mixed with liquor"?Copy !req
340. Jazz and booze.
They go together every time!Copy !req
341. I'll drink to that!Copy !req
342. "I am so ashamed
that I let jazz infect my soul.Copy !req
343. "I am so ashamed
that I let jazz infect my soul.Copy !req
344. I'm sorry for what I did,Copy !req
345. and I will never again
listen to such evil, improvisatory,Copy !req
346. harmonically complex..."Copy !req
347. - "... melodies, such as"--
- Yeah.Copy !req
348. - Why'd you stop? Keep going.
- I can't do this.Copy !req
349. I can't stand here and say
I murdered somebody because of jazz.Copy !req
350. I mean, I pretend to like jazz
like everybody else.Copy !req
351. But come on, jazz did not kill Elsie Vale.Copy !req
352. Right on.Copy !req
353. My client is delirious.Copy !req
354. Stand back, everyone.
His case of jazz is worse than we thought.Copy !req
355. - So you're not sorry for what you did?
- No, of course not. I didn't do anything.Copy !req
356. Killer says he's not sorry!Copy !req
357. - How is there already a paper?
- Would you do it again?Copy !req
358. Would I not kill her again? Yes.Copy !req
359. - Killer says he'll do it again!
- How is he—Copy !req
360. Gentlemen, please,
let me confer with my client.Copy !req
361. - It's okay, Bobby. We got enough.
- To send him to the chair.Copy !req
362. Wait. Come to think of it,
maybe it was jazz.Copy !req
363. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
364. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
365. - The last rites?
- I'll call ya.Copy !req
366. Josh? Josh!Copy !req
367. - Mel! Over here!
- Josh!Copy !req
368. - Hey! I have great news.
- Oh, God. Thank God. Yes.Copy !req
369. - I got the job.
- What job?Copy !req
370. I'm the new dancer at the club.Copy !req
371. Yeah, somehow,
I guess I nailed the audition.Copy !req
372. Hey, that's great.Copy !req
373. - Wow. Okay. Well, thank you.
- Wow.Copy !req
374. This is nice.Copy !req
375. I am really happy
that you nailed the audition, sweetie.Copy !req
376. But I'm also just a little concerned
that I'm going to be executedCopy !req
377. - for a murder I didn't commit.
- Yes. Right. Elsie.Copy !req
378. - And you being framed. I know.
- Yeah.Copy !req
379. I'm so sorry. I think I just—Copy !req
380. I got caught up
in the glitz and the glamour of it all.Copy !req
381. - But, hey, listen, I only did all this...
- That's okay.Copy !req
382. so I could find evidence
to get you out of here.Copy !req
383. It's the standard play.Copy !req
384. Thank you, sweetie.Copy !req
385. - I really appreciate that.
- I got— Yeah.Copy !req
386. Wow. That was really beautiful.Copy !req
387. - This is Topher.
- Wow.Copy !req
388. - This is Topher.
- Wow.Copy !req
389. Nice to meet you, Topher.Copy !req
390. - You look groovy.
- Thanks.Copy !req
391. Man, I wish I had what you guys have.Copy !req
392. I keep searching.Copy !req
393. This is not about you, Topher.Copy !req
394. Right. Sorry.Copy !req
395. Well, so how was the press conference?Copy !req
396. Not great. I went off script,
and now everyone wants me dead.Copy !req
397. - Oh, Josh.
- Do you—Copy !req
398. Do you think I could actually die in here?Copy !req
399. Definitely. That's what makes this
all so entertaining.Copy !req
400. Entertaining? I—Copy !req
401. You know what? Just ignore him,
and maybe he'll go away.Copy !req
402. You don't know me.Copy !req
403. You missed.Copy !req
404. - On purpose.
- Hey, listen to me.Copy !req
405. We can get you out of here
because I'm on the case.Copy !req
406. I didn't just get Elsie's old job.
I moved into her apartment.Copy !req
407. So I can dig up cluesCopy !req
408. and find out who the real killer is
and prove that you are innocent.Copy !req
409. - You really think so?
- I know so.Copy !req
410. We're getting you out of here,Copy !req
411. and we're gonna get that happy ending,
whatever that means.Copy !req
412. - I love you.
- I love you, too.Copy !req
413. - I love you.
- I love you, too.Copy !req
414. Man.Copy !req
415. Look at you two.Copy !req
416. Maybe someday
I'll find what I'm searching for.Copy !req
417. This is not about you, Topher.Copy !req
418. Well, here it is.
Our oh-so-decadent den of iniquity.Copy !req
419. Isn't it just divine?Copy !req
420. I mean, this would be 1.8 in Park Slope.Copy !req
421. Well, you packed light.Copy !req
422. You know what? Feel free
to take any of Elsie's old frocks.Copy !req
423. She's definitely not using them.Copy !req
424. I don't think anything would fit me.
Sizes seem to run a little small here.Copy !req
425. 'Course it would.
Everything here has tons of stretch.Copy !req
426. Wow. Look at all those flowers.Copy !req
427. You must have so many admirers.Copy !req
428. Oh, no. These are all from Mr. Kratt.Copy !req
429. He owns the club and practically
everything else in Schmicago.Copy !req
430. Yeah, I met him.Copy !req
431. Isn't he a dear?Copy !req
432. I guess you could say that we've been
comforting each other ever since Elsie.Copy !req
433. She was his favorite, you know.
But now it seems I am.Copy !req
434. She was his favorite, you know.
But now it seems I am.Copy !req
435. I mean,
but are you sure that's a good idea?Copy !req
436. Just might be a little fast,
and, you know, he's your boss, so...Copy !req
437. We have to seize happiness
every chance we get, Melissa.Copy !req
438. The world could end tomorrow.Copy !req
439. Besides, Mr. Kratt has promised
to make me a big star,Copy !req
440. which is all I've ever wanted to be.Copy !req
441. It's open!Copy !req
442. Ladies.Copy !req
443. Mr. Kratt expects you for dinner
in 20 minutes. He wants you to wear this.Copy !req
444. - Oh, my God.
- And more flowers?Copy !req
445. He's turning me into a bona fide botanist.Copy !req
446. I won't be a moment.
I'll do a quick change.Copy !req
447. Sure. Yes.Copy !req
448. Why don't I just take those?Copy !req
449. I hope you realize how fortunate you are
to be performing at the club tonight.Copy !req
450. Not everyone that wants to
gets the chance.Copy !req
451. Yeah, I bet.Copy !req
452. I mean, of course.
God, everyone's gonna miss Elsie so much.Copy !req
453. Yes. I've seen you dance.Copy !req
454. No. I just—
It's sad what happened to her.Copy !req
455. Did you know her well?Copy !req
456. - Why do you ask?
- I'm just curious.Copy !req
457. If you want to be happy
here in Schmicago, take my advice.Copy !req
458. Don't stick your pretty little nose
where it doesn't belong.Copy !req
459. You don't want to end up
like your husband.Copy !req
460. Ready.Copy !req
461. I'm sure we'll be seeing more of you.Copy !req
462. Yeah. Have fun.Copy !req
463. Melissa, about Mr. Kratt.Copy !req
464. I know that I may seem like a silly girl
who does stupid, silly things.Copy !req
465. Oh, n— Jenny. No. That's not my—Copy !req
466. Oh, n— Jenny. No. That's not my—Copy !req
467. And I know
that Mr. Kratt and I are an odd item,Copy !req
468. but I'm just doing what I need to do
to survive. Like all of us.Copy !req
469. Toodles!Copy !req
470. Okay. Clues. Clues.Copy !req
471. Looking for clues.Copy !req
472. Okay. I wonder if this is a clue.Copy !req
473. Maybe I should try it on.Copy !req
474. Do-do-de-doot
Do-do-de-dootCopy !req
475. Doo-doo-doot de-doot doot!Copy !req
476. When we met you promised me the starsCopy !req
477. But now your love
Feels more like prison barsCopy !req
478. Somehow I'm doing timeCopy !req
479. Convicted of no crimeCopy !req
480. So before you get
To handing out cigarsCopy !req
481. I'm bustin' outCopy !req
482. I'm bustin' outCopy !req
483. Buh-buh-buh-buh bustin' outCopy !req
484. Buh-baby, I'll do without
All of those chains that bound meCopy !req
485. All those years that you controlled meCopy !req
486. Now there's no way you can hold meCopy !req
487. Sorry, dear, there's no preventing
Me from leaving your San QuentinCopy !req
488. What's that?Copy !req
489. They're here.Copy !req
490. Come on, Topher! Let's roll!Copy !req
491. - Man, I knew you guys would show up.
- What?Copy !req
492. So, Josh, are you ready
to get on the happiness bus?Copy !req
493. It's literal?
I thought that was a metaphor.Copy !req
494. No, it's real, man.
And there's a seat waiting just for you.Copy !req
495. I don't know. I don't know if I should.Copy !req
496. Although, it's the happiness bus.
And the Leprechaun said—Copy !req
497. We gotta go, man. The fuzz are coming!Copy !req
498. Bustin' outCopy !req
499. Buh-buh-buh-buh bustin' outCopy !req
500. Buh-baby, now there's no doubtCopy !req
501. I'm not gonna let you hound meCopy !req
502. Once a life alone was scaryCopy !req
503. Once a life alone was scaryCopy !req
504. But I can't wait for solitaryCopy !req
505. Need a love with more pizzazzCopy !req
506. I'm tired of this AlcatrazCopy !req
507. Come on, Josh.Copy !req
508. Do you really want to put your faith
in a corrupt legal system?Copy !req
509. - I—
- Think about your life, Josh.Copy !req
510. The happiness bus is calling your name.Copy !req
511. - Josh, Josh, Josh.
- Josh, Josh.Copy !req
512. Josh, Josh, Josh! Josh, Josh, Josh!Copy !req
513. Do-do-de-doot
Do-do-de-dootCopy !req
514. - Doo-doo
- Doo-dooCopy !req
515. DooCopy !req
516. Bustin' outCopy !req
517. Buh-buh-buh-buh bustin' outCopy !req
518. Buh-baby, it's time to shoutCopy !req
519. I'm done with these walls around meCopy !req
520. Made me think you were my saviorCopy !req
521. But now I'm out on bad behaviorCopy !req
522. I'll go any place on EarthCopy !req
523. Just to escape your LeavenworthCopy !req
524. - I'm bustin' out
- Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh...Copy !req
525. - Buh-buh-buh-buh bustin' out
- All right. Let's do this!Copy !req
526. - Buh-baby, it's time to flout
- Come on!Copy !req
527. The finger 'round which you wound meCopy !req
528. I'm so sick of all your gripesCopy !req
529. You know I don't look good in stripesCopy !req
530. You know I don't look good in stripesCopy !req
531. I'm bustin', bustin' out!Copy !req
532. There's no glamour in the slammer
so I'm bustin' out!Copy !req
533. Wow.Copy !req
534. You were wonderful, darling.
They adored you.Copy !req
535. I could feel it. Like, that was amazing.Copy !req
536. You really think they loved it?Copy !req
537. Loved it?
They gagged. They gasped. They glowed.Copy !req
538. You. Gimble. Come with me.Copy !req
539. Okay.Copy !req
540. I wasn't sure. But you can't argue
with an ovation like that.Copy !req
541. From now on, you change in here.Copy !req
542. The body is gone and most of the blood.Copy !req
543. Welcome to show business.Copy !req
544. Did the police take any other evidence?Copy !req
545. What for? They already caught the killer.Copy !req
546. What for? They already caught the killer.Copy !req
547. Make yourself at home.Copy !req
548. You coming back to the party, roomie?Copy !req
549. You know it.Copy !req
550. Hey, does the address
"17 Quick Street" mean anything to you?Copy !req
551. No, why?Copy !req
552. No reason.Copy !req
553. I would stay away from Quick Street
if I were you, darling.Copy !req
554. It's not a safe place
for young fawns like us to slum in.Copy !req
555. Not us young fawns.Copy !req
556. Come.Copy !req
557. Speak of the devil.Copy !req
558. Speak of the devil.Copy !req
559. Sounds like another wild night
in Schmicago.Copy !req
560. Well, at least I know Josh is safe.Copy !req
561. When will I seeCopy !req
562. My doorway to whereCopy !req
563. Do-do-de-doot
Do-do-de-dootCopy !req
564. - Doo-doo
- Doo-dooCopy !req
565. DooCopy !req
566. Bustin' outCopy !req
567. Buh-buh-buh-buh bustin' outCopy !req
568. Buh-baby, it's time to shoutCopy !req
569. I'm done with these walls around meCopy !req
570. Made me think you were my saviorCopy !req
571. But now I'm out on bad behaviorCopy !req
572. I'll go any place on EarthCopy !req
573. Just to escape your LeavenworthCopy !req
574. I'm bustin' outCopy !req
575. Buh-buh-buh-buh bustin' outCopy !req
576. Buh-baby, it's time to floutCopy !req
577. The finger 'round which you wound meCopy !req
578. I'm so sick of all your gripesCopy !req
579. You know I don't look good in stripesCopy !req
580. You know I don't look good in stripesCopy !req
581. I'm bustin', bustin' out!Copy !req
582. There's no glamour in the slammer
So I'm bustin' out!Copy !req