1. And there's his little foot.Copy !req
2. Any pain?Copy !req
3. All right, well,
that's telling us something.Copy !req
4. All right,
let's help get you two pregnant.Copy !req
5. There's her little foot.Copy !req
6. Any pain?Copy !req
7. I want pudding!Copy !req
8. Did somebody say "corn puddin'"?Copy !req
9. No, nobody said "corn puddin'."Copy !req
10. Right. Yes, I know that.Copy !req
11. Yes, I'm sorry. I— Sorry.Copy !req
12. Dr. Skinner,
you said you'd fix my son's knee.Copy !req
13. Well, what do you say now?
Does that look like it's fixed?Copy !req
14. - Hank, we talked about this...
- Oh, no.Copy !req
15. and I told you that there's only
a 50% chance surgery would help.Copy !req
16. and I told you that there's only
a 50% chance surgery would help.Copy !req
17. Tell it to the judge,
'cause I'm suing your ass.Copy !req
18. You're going to jail. Doctor jail.Copy !req
19. Okay.Copy !req
20. That's the foot.Copy !req
21. There's two of 'em.Copy !req
22. Any pain?Copy !req
23. - Hello, Melissa!
- Hi, Mrs. Sliwinski.Copy !req
24. How are you?
I haven't seen you in a while.Copy !req
25. I've been in California,
visiting the grandkids.Copy !req
26. One of them is gay now.Copy !req
27. - Great.
- So, it looks like you've got good news.Copy !req
28. Is it a girl or a boy?Copy !req
29. Neither. No, I'm not pregnant, actually.Copy !req
30. But we are trying.Copy !req
31. Well, I—Copy !req
32. It's okay.Copy !req
33. Yes, well— Have a good walk!Copy !req
34. What's wrong?Copy !req
35. I don't know.Copy !req
36. I just— It feels like
we should be happier, you know?Copy !req
37. That's the foot.Copy !req
38. That's the foot.Copy !req
39. That's the foot.Copy !req
40. That's the foot.Copy !req
41. Unfortunately,
this cycle was not successful.Copy !req
42. But we can always try again if you want.Copy !req
43. Looking ahead...Copy !req
44. We can expect temperatures in the high...Copy !req
45. Hey.Copy !req
46. Hey.Copy !req
47. So I was thinking,Copy !req
48. and I know this sounds crazy
but what if we—Copy !req
49. - Yes.
- Yes?Copy !req
50. I really hope we don't
run into anyone out here. We look insane.Copy !req
51. Maybe we are insane.Copy !req
52. I feel like this is around
where we saw the bridge.Copy !req
53. Oh, yes! I think I remember this tree.Copy !req
54. You remember this tree?
From two years ago?Copy !req
55. I just really wanna find it.Copy !req
56. No, I— Don't worry, we will find it.
All right.Copy !req
57. I got a really good feeling...Copy !req
58. about this direction.Copy !req
59. - Totally. Yes. Me too. Yep.
- Yeah. Uh-huh.Copy !req
60. Maybe we're not supposed to find it again.Copy !req
61. Maybe it's one of those places
that you only go once and never return.Copy !req
62. Like SoulCycle.Copy !req
63. Not gonna lie, I am seriously questioning
our wardrobe choice right now.Copy !req
64. Yeah. But don't give up.Copy !req
65. Yes! That's the Schmigadoon spirit!Copy !req
66. We're never gonna find it.Copy !req
67. Schmigadoon, where are you?Copy !req
68. We should head back before it gets dark.Copy !req
69. What was that?Copy !req
70. Damn it.Copy !req
71. Yep.Copy !req
72. Flat tire. Perfect.Copy !req
73. Well, we've got a spare, right?Copy !req
74. I don't know. I'm not a car guy.
You know that. I—Copy !req
75. You don't have to be a car guyCopy !req
76. You don't have to be a car guyCopy !req
77. - to know if we have a spare.
- Wait.Copy !req
78. What's that?Copy !req
79. Sounds like an organ. It's music.Copy !req
80. It's music.Copy !req
81. Okay, let's not get too excited,
all right?Copy !req
82. - But it's music! Come on!
- Yeah. Wh— Yes.Copy !req
83. We made it!Copy !req
84. "Schmicago"?Copy !req
85. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, oohCopy !req
86. What the—Copy !req
87. If your life is a boreCopy !req
88. And it's left you wanting moreCopy !req
89. Leave your fancy degreesCopy !req
90. And your jobs and your cheeseCopy !req
91. It's time to change your point of viewCopy !req
92. Schmiga-dee-doCopy !req
93. There's a world to exploreCopy !req
94. With a thrill behind each doorCopy !req
95. With a thrill behind each doorCopy !req
96. We got song, we got danceCopy !req
97. Lots of sex, no romanceCopy !req
98. We've got it all and just for youCopy !req
99. Welcome to SchmicagoCopy !req
100. Our fantastical farragoCopy !req
101. Mystery and magic
Endings that are tragicCopy !req
102. Welcome toCopy !req
103. SchmicagoCopy !req
104. SchmicagoCopy !req
105. It's the mayor. Hey, Mr. Mayor!Copy !req
106. I don't think that's the mayor.Copy !req
107. Honey, of course it is.Copy !req
108. Mr. Mayor, it's Josh and Melissa.
We're back!Copy !req
109. Stop it! Would you wave hello
to Sutton Foster in The Music ManCopy !req
110. because you remember her
from Thoroughly Modern Millie?Copy !req
111. I'm guessing no?Copy !req
112. This is not Schmigadoon.
This is Schmicago.Copy !req
113. Which means that is not the mayor.
It's someone else.Copy !req
114. Dreams of fame on the stageCopy !req
115. Dreams of fame on the stageCopy !req
116. And revenge that's fueled by rageCopy !req
117. Women brimming with lustCopy !req
118. Men that you shouldn't trustCopy !req
119. And orphans that don't wanna dieCopy !req
120. Schmig-a-dee-yiCopy !req
121. Quest for meaning in lifeCopy !req
122. And an end to all this strifeCopy !req
123. Systems running on greedCopy !req
124. And good guys who succeedCopy !req
125. And also someone's gonna fryCopy !req
126. Welcome to SchmicagoCopy !req
127. Our fantastical farragoCopy !req
128. Look it up.Copy !req
129. Mystery and magicCopy !req
130. Endings that are tragicCopy !req
131. Welcome toCopy !req
132. Welcome toCopy !req
133. Welcome to SchmicagoCopy !req
134. SchmicagoCopy !req
135. SchmicagoCopy !req
136. SchmicagoCopy !req
137. - Okay.
- I'm really into this.Copy !req
138. - Yeah. Rein it in, pal. Please.
- Okay.Copy !req
139. - Yeah. Rein it in, pal. Please.
- Okay.Copy !req
140. Peas and carrots.Copy !req
141. Okay, what? I'm sorry.
Can you all not talk at once, please?Copy !req
142. - Because we can't understand you.
- We're trying to understand—Copy !req
143. Welcome to SchmicagoCopy !req
144. Our fantastical farragoCopy !req
145. Mystery and magicCopy !req
146. Endings that are tragicCopy !req
147. Welcome toCopy !req
148. Welcome toCopy !req
149. Welcome to
Welcome toCopy !req
150. Welcome to
Welcome toCopy !req
151. Welcome toCopy !req
152. SchmicagoCopy !req
153. SchmicagoCopy !req
154. SchmicagoCopy !req
155. SchmicagoCopy !req
156. Ooh, ooh, ooh, oohCopy !req
157. Thank you!Copy !req
158. Thank you!Copy !req
159. - So we— Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
160. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
You're too kind.Copy !req
161. No, really, thank you.Copy !req
162. For this evening's diversion,
we present the tale of Josh and Melissa!Copy !req
163. The story of a typical married couple in
the midst of a typical existential crisis.Copy !req
164. Here on a quest
for the most elusive of treasures.Copy !req
165. Happiness.Copy !req
166. Who is he talking to?Copy !req
167. S— At one point,Copy !req
168. a lot of musicals had narrators.
You know, like, instead of a story.Copy !req
169. All right.Copy !req
170. I'm so sorry. Go ahead.Copy !req
171. Oh, really? Do I have your permission?Copy !req
172. Uh-oh. He's peppery.Copy !req
173. No, don't piss off the narrator.Copy !req
174. Josh and Melissa attempted to find
the answer by returning to Schmigadoon,Copy !req
175. but as we all know,
you can never return to Schmigadoon.Copy !req
176. So now our heroes,Copy !req
177. lost and disoriented and disappointed,Copy !req
178. lost and disoriented and disappointed,Copy !req
179. enter the city of Schmicago,
looking for a place to stay.Copy !req
180. So clearly we're in the next era
of musicals here.Copy !req
181. Chicago, Cabaret, Pippin.Copy !req
182. Great. I haven't seen any of 'em.Copy !req
183. I'm actually
less familiar with these shows too.Copy !req
184. 'Cause I'm more into, like,
the earlier, happier ones, you know?Copy !req
185. Probably because of
a bad experience I had when I was eight.Copy !req
186. My dad took me to Sweeney Todd.Copy !req
187. We left early.Copy !req
188. But I do know that generallyCopy !req
189. these musicals are darker with more sex
and violence and imperfect rhymes.Copy !req
190. Imperfect rhymes?Copy !req
191. Yeah. You know, like,
when you rhyme "time" with "fine."Copy !req
192. Oh, well, come on.
That doesn't really matter.Copy !req
193. It matters a lot.Copy !req
194. Yes, it does. I can see that now.Copy !req
195. Look. Hotel Schmicago.Copy !req
196. Maybe we should stay here.Copy !req
197. Maybe we should stay here.Copy !req
198. What?Copy !req
199. You sure you wanna stay?Copy !req
200. You don't?Copy !req
201. I don't know. It's just—Copy !req
202. I wanted Schmigadoon, you know?Copy !req
203. A place with happy people
and bright colorsCopy !req
204. and songs about falling in love
and food. Not this.Copy !req
205. Okay. But still, we're in a magical land.Copy !req
206. I mean, we made it.Copy !req
207. And to be honest, I'm really vibing more
with this place, you know?Copy !req
208. It's edgy, like me.Copy !req
209. Look, we've got true love.Copy !req
210. We can leave whenever we want.Copy !req
211. Let's just stay the nightCopy !req
212. and if you still don't like it,
we can go home tomorrow. Okay?Copy !req
213. - Okay.
- Thank you.Copy !req
214. But if this is about all the T & A...Copy !req
215. Hey, you have got the only T I wanna A.Copy !req
216. Yeah, that did not work.Copy !req
217. - Forget I said it.
- I wish I could.Copy !req
218. Hello. Hey.Copy !req
219. Hey.Copy !req
220. Wow. Hey there.Copy !req
221. Extremely blond person that I've just met.Copy !req
222. We'd like a room, please.Copy !req
223. We're from out of town.Copy !req
224. No kidding.Copy !req
225. It's 50 cents an hour, cash.Copy !req
226. No.Copy !req
227. We're actually spending the night.
We need it for the whole night.Copy !req
228. Three dollars, cash.Copy !req
229. See? I was right to get those singles.Copy !req
230. You're very smart.Copy !req
231. There you are.Copy !req
232. So, you two want a girl?Copy !req
233. You need my help to answer that question?Copy !req
234. No. I just— No, thank you.Copy !req
235. Really not interested in a three-way.Copy !req
236. It's been hard enough to find one person
that I wanna sleep with.Copy !req
237. But she found him.Copy !req
238. We're married. Just over a year now.Copy !req
239. I'll drink to that!Copy !req
240. Checkout is 10:00 a.m. sharp.Copy !req
241. Thank you.Copy !req
242. Have a nice evening.Copy !req
243. All right. Yeah.Copy !req
244. I mean, it'll be fun. It's an adventure.Copy !req
245. Adventure?Copy !req
246. This is like that season
of American Horror Story I gave up on.Copy !req
247. Well, I don't know about you,
but I am ready to hit the...Copy !req
248. hay.Copy !req
249. Yeah. Maybe we'll just take turns
sleeping standing up.Copy !req
250. Sorry, have you got a cigarette, darlings?
I'm simply desperate.Copy !req
251. You must be new.Copy !req
252. You must be new.Copy !req
253. Yes, well, we are always in and out
of each other's rooms here, darlings.Copy !req
254. We can hardly keep track
of who sleeps where.Copy !req
255. I'm Jenny. Jenny Banks.Copy !req
256. I'm Melissa. This is Josh.Copy !req
257. I simply adore your outfits.
They're just marvelous.Copy !req
258. What do you think of mine?Copy !req
259. It was a gift from one
of my older gentleman friends.Copy !req
260. I'm the most scandalous gold digger, darlings.Copy !req
261. Isn't it just deliciously decadent?Copy !req
262. I don't—Copy !req
263. We are going to become
the best of chums. I just know it.Copy !req
264. And I have the most spectacular
people instincts.Copy !req
265. I'm quite literally never wrong.Copy !req
266. Madam Frau says that
it's because I'm an old soul.Copy !req
267. And she should know. I mean,
she's practically 50, the old battle-ax.Copy !req
268. Fifty's not that old.Copy !req
269. How long were you two planning on staying?
I hope it's terribly long.Copy !req
270. We are— No, we are not sure.Copy !req
271. Oh, no! But you simply must stay forever.Copy !req
272. We're going to have the most
marvelous time together, the three of us.Copy !req
273. In fact, you must come to see me perform
at the club tonight.Copy !req
274. I have a brand-new number,
and it's going to be just fabulous.Copy !req
275. I'll just die if you don't come.
Promise me you're going to come.Copy !req
276. Swear on your lives.Copy !req
277. - Just say yes.
- Sure, we'll be there.Copy !req
278. - Just say yes.
- Sure, we'll be there.Copy !req
279. You are little dears. The both of you.Copy !req
280. Okay, I will see you tonight. Au revoir.Copy !req
281. I forgot.
Do you have a cigarette, darling?Copy !req
282. - Nope.
- Sorry.Copy !req
283. And, you know, actually,
as a singer, you shouldn't—Copy !req
284. See you tonight. Tschüss.Copy !req
285. There's somebody else we don't know
from Schmigadoon.Copy !req
286. Are you joking? That was Betsy.Copy !req
287. What?Copy !req
288. That was Betsy.
She just changed her hair color.Copy !req
289. Are you sure?Copy !req
290. How are men in charge of anything?Copy !req
291. KRATT KLUBBCopy !req
292. 'Kay.Copy !req
293. - Fun crowd.
- Yeah.Copy !req
294. Do we shock you?Copy !req
295. Make you ill at ease?Copy !req
296. Do we offend
Your tender sensibilities?Copy !req
297. There's no norm we won't transgressCopy !req
298. Look! There's a man
And he's wearing a dressCopy !req
299. Yeah. I mean,Copy !req
300. I've literally seen every season
of Drag Race, so...Copy !req
301. Yeah, so...Copy !req
302. Do we scare you?Copy !req
303. Are you too refined?Copy !req
304. I'm into boys and girlsCopy !req
305. Does that just blow your mind?Copy !req
306. Other girls get thanked and tippedCopy !req
307. Other girls get thanked and tippedCopy !req
308. Us, we just like
To get spanked and whippedCopy !req
309. I wonder if the meat loaf's any good.Copy !req
310. Does that shock you?Copy !req
311. We hope it shocks youCopy !req
312. 'Cause we're really putting
A lot of effort into itCopy !req
313. What do you think about this?Copy !req
314. I've got a tattoo.Copy !req
315. - It's cool.
- Cool.Copy !req
316. What do you think about that?Copy !req
317. I've experienced an orgasm. A female one.Copy !req
318. What do you think about?Copy !req
319. Does that shock you?Copy !req
320. We hope it shocks youCopy !req
321. 'Cause we're really putting
A lot of effortCopy !req
322. Really putting a lot of effortCopy !req
323. Really putting a lot of effort
Really putting a lot of effortCopy !req
324. Really putting a lot of effort into itCopy !req
325. Danke! Danke! Danke! Merci! Gracias.Copy !req
326. Ankthay ouyay.Copy !req
327. Emma?Copy !req
328. Her you recognize?Copy !req
329. - Interesting.
- Mel—Copy !req
330. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen
to the Kratt Klubb.Copy !req
331. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen
to the Kratt Klubb.Copy !req
332. Where you can escape all your troubles
out thereCopy !req
333. and enjoy the delights
of our beautiful cabaret girls in here.Copy !req
334. Annie, Kate, Molly, Tessie,Copy !req
335. Pepper, Duffy and Elsie.Copy !req
336. Now go, change into something
less comfortable. Huh?Copy !req
337. Okay.Copy !req
338. You have to move. Now. Schnell.
This table is reserved for the owner.Copy !req
339. We didn't know that.Copy !req
340. No, please don't get up.Copy !req
341. I'm sorry, Mr. Kratt.
I was just moving them.Copy !req
342. Nonsense, Madam.Copy !req
343. I take it the two of you are new
to Schmicago.Copy !req
344. Yes. We just got in today actually.Copy !req
345. Then please join me as my guests.Copy !req
346. - N—
- Should we?Copy !req
347. - I guess the three of us can squeeze.
- Get around the leg there. So...Copy !req
348. - I guess the three of us can squeeze.
- Get around the leg there. So...Copy !req
349. That'll do, Madam Frau.Copy !req
350. Yes, Mr. Kratt.Copy !req
351. I must apologize.
Madam Frau can be a little overzealous.Copy !req
352. - She's fine. She's great, actually.
- I don't— Yeah.Copy !req
353. Allow me to introduce myself.Copy !req
354. My name is Kratt. Octavius Kratt.Copy !req
355. Nice to meet you, Mr. Kratt.Copy !req
356. I'm Josh Skinner, and— Okay.
This is my wife.Copy !req
357. - Melissa Gimble.
- Yeah.Copy !req
358. Delighted.Copy !req
359. Yes, and— Wow. So you own this club?Copy !req
360. Yes. More of a hobby, really.Copy !req
361. My true passion is power.Copy !req
362. Electricity.Copy !req
363. Every single home and business
in Schmicago is poweredCopy !req
364. by a Kratt generating station.Copy !req
365. - Wow.
- Wow.Copy !req
366. As I like to say, every single home
and business in SchmicagoCopy !req
367. is powered by a Kratt generating station.Copy !req
368. is powered by a Kratt generating station.Copy !req
369. That's a good sentence.Copy !req
370. But I am also a great appreciator of artCopy !req
371. and beauty.Copy !req
372. Which is why I spend my evenings here
at the club. Which I own.Copy !req
373. - Yeah, right. Yeah.
- You said that. Yes.Copy !req
374. Do you have any theatrical aspirations,
my dear?Copy !req
375. I'm always on the lookout for new talent.Copy !req
376. Me? No. Oh, no.Copy !req
377. - I'm a doctor. An obstetrician.
- She's—Copy !req
378. Of course you are.Copy !req
379. - Really? Here too?
- I am so sorry.Copy !req
380. If you'll excuse me.Copy !req
381. I have to go powder my nose.Copy !req
382. He seems nice.Copy !req
383. Meine Damen und Herren.Copy !req
384. Mesdames et messieurs.Copy !req
385. Ladies and germs.Copy !req
386. I give you the beautiful, the charming,Copy !req
387. I give you the beautiful, the charming,Copy !req
388. the international sensation, Jenny Banks!Copy !req
389. Hey!Copy !req
390. Back when I was summering in BrusselsCopy !req
391. I fell in love with Martin
And his musclesCopy !req
392. My heart got pumping
Every time he flexedCopy !req
393. It's fair to sayCopy !req
394. That I was overcome by what came nextCopy !req
395. Turns out
He wasn't all that strong in bedCopy !req
396. And that is when I turned to him
And saidCopy !req
397. We've gone kaputCopy !req
398. Now we're kaputCopy !req
399. Once our desire burnt like a fire
But now there's nothing left but sootCopy !req
400. Once our desire burnt like a fire
But now there's nothing left but sootCopy !req
401. We had a laugh or two
But now the laughter is throughCopy !req
402. My dear, I fear that we're kaputCopy !req
403. Once I took a lover up in MunichCopy !req
404. Who made my prior beau
Look like a eunuchCopy !req
405. Soon we were making romance
'Round the clockCopy !req
406. But soon, alas
I tired of his cockamamie talkCopy !req
407. You see
The man had nothing in his headCopy !req
408. And so one night
I'd had enough and saidCopy !req
409. We've gone kaputCopy !req
410. Now we're kaputCopy !req
411. Your rear's sublime
But now it's timeCopy !req
412. It got a visit from my footCopy !req
413. It got a visit from my footCopy !req
414. We had a fine affair
But please get out of mein hairCopy !req
415. My dear, I fear it's clear
That we're kaputCopy !req
416. All right.Copy !req
417. We've gone kaputCopy !req
418. We've gone kaputCopy !req
419. Now we're kaputCopy !req
420. Now we're kaputCopy !req
421. Once our desire burnt like a fire
But now there's nothing left but sootCopy !req
422. We had a fine affair
But please get out of mein hairCopy !req
423. My dear, I fear that we're kaputCopy !req
424. KaputCopy !req
425. KaputCopy !req
426. KaputCopy !req
427. KaputCopy !req
428. Wow!Copy !req
429. So that's Betsy?Copy !req
430. - Okay. You stop.
- All right.Copy !req
431. I actually need to go powder my nose too.Copy !req
432. - I'll be right back.
- Okay.Copy !req
433. What?Copy !req
434. Hello?Copy !req
435. N— Okay. No.Copy !req
436. MEIN KAMPFCopy !req
437. Just the bathroom?Copy !req
438. Miss, can you hear me?Copy !req
439. Hey, Josh, we got— What? What happened?Copy !req
440. What? No.
I just came in. I found her like—Copy !req
441. - Is she—
- She's dead.Copy !req
442. - Murder!
- No, wait!Copy !req
443. - We gotta get the hell out of here.
- Yes, but what about her?Copy !req
444. She's dead.
There's nothing else we can do for her.Copy !req
445. But you have blood on your hands
and someone just saw you.Copy !req
446. And this is not the kind of musical
I wanna be in.Copy !req
447. All right.Copy !req
448. All right.Copy !req
449. Oh, shit. What about the flat?
Can we drive on the rim?Copy !req
450. Again, not a car person.Copy !req
451. Just let's get across the bridge
and we'll figure it out.Copy !req
452. Hurry up!Copy !req
453. I'm hurrying!Copy !req
454. What— Well, what's happening?
What is that?Copy !req
455. It's dead.Copy !req
456. Let's take a look here.Copy !req
457. What the hell?Copy !req
458. Schmicago welcomes your returnCopy !req
459. But it seems ye both
Have more to learnCopy !req
460. For though 'tis true ye
Found true loveCopy !req
461. That isn't all ye have need ofCopy !req
462. Oh, God.Copy !req
463. So now it's here
Your lives ye'll spendCopy !req
464. Until ye've made a...Copy !req
465. What?Copy !req
466. happy endCopy !req
467. - Wh— No. Come back!
- No! Wha—Copy !req
468. - This—
- It's not helpful!Copy !req
469. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
470. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
471. "A happy end"? What does that even mean?Copy !req
472. I don't know. But what I do know
is I hate that freaking leprechaun.Copy !req
473. How are we supposed to
make a happy ending in this place?Copy !req
474. 'Cause these musicals
don't have happy endings.Copy !req
475. And even if they did,
I hate to state the obvious,Copy !req
476. but we are not the people to orchestrate
anything involving happiness.Copy !req
477. - We're miserable.
- We're miserable.Copy !req
478. - Oh, no.
- We gotta get across this bridge.Copy !req
479. - But the leprechaun said—
- The cops are coming,Copy !req
480. and I literally have blood on my hands.
We have to try.Copy !req
481. Just— I don't know. Think happy thoughts.Copy !req
482. I can't. That's why we're here.Copy !req
483. Okay, maybe if we tried smiling?Copy !req
484. Shit. Come on.Copy !req
485. Hands up!Copy !req
486. Don't move.Copy !req
487. Is that him?Copy !req
488. Josh Skinner, you're under arrest
for the murder of Elsie Vale.Copy !req
489. Josh Skinner, you're under arrest
for the murder of Elsie Vale.Copy !req
490. What? No, I didn't kill her.
I just found the body.Copy !req
491. This is crazy. He didn't do it.Copy !req
492. Sarge, look at this.Copy !req
493. - Why was that in our car?
- I have no idea.Copy !req
494. Well, well, well.
Looks like we found us a murder weapon.Copy !req
495. Okay, that is not mine.Copy !req
496. No, it's not. We are both very anti-gun.Copy !req
497. - Josh is actually afraid of guns.
- Well, I'm not afraid of them.Copy !req
498. My dad took you to the shooting range.Copy !req
499. I just was really surprised at how
loud it was, okay? It was super loud.Copy !req
500. - He was crying for a couple h—
- I was not crying.Copy !req
501. Quiet! Put him in the wagon.Copy !req
502. - Wait. No. Where are you taking him?
- Wait.Copy !req
503. Where he belongs. Jail.Copy !req
504. Josh!Copy !req
505. Mystery and magic
Endings that are tragicCopy !req
506. Welcome toCopy !req
507. SchmicagoCopy !req
508. SchmicagoCopy !req
509. We've gone kaputCopy !req
510. Now we're kaputCopy !req
511. Once our desire burnt like a fire
But now there's nothing left but sootCopy !req
512. We had a laugh or two
But now the laughter is throughCopy !req
513. My dear, I fear that we're kaputCopy !req
514. Once I took a lover up in MunichCopy !req
515. Who made my prior beau
Look like a eunuchCopy !req
516. Soon we were making romance
'Round the clockCopy !req
517. But soon, alas
I tired of his cockamamie talkCopy !req
518. You see
The man had nothing in his headCopy !req
519. You see
The man had nothing in his headCopy !req
520. And so one night
I'd had enough and saidCopy !req
521. We've gone kaputCopy !req
522. We've gone kaputCopy !req
523. - Now we're kaput
- Now we're kaputCopy !req
524. Once our desire burnt like a fire
But now there's nothing left but sootCopy !req
525. We had a fine affairCopy !req
526. But please get out of mein hairCopy !req
527. My dear, I fear that we're kaputCopy !req
528. KaputCopy !req