Saturday Night Live 50x20

1. > AND NOW, A MOTHER'S DAY MESSAGE FROM "SNL."

2. > AND NOW, A MOTHER'S DAY MESSAGE FROM "SNL."

3. MESSAGE FROM "SNL." WELL, TOMORROW IS MOTHER'S

4. WELL, TOMORROW IS MOTHER'S DAY.

5. WELL, TOMORROW IS MOTHER'S DAY. AND IN THE "SNL" TRADITION, WE'D

6. DAY. AND IN THE "SNL" TRADITION, WE'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS TIME TO

7. AND IN THE "SNL" TRADITION, WE'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS TIME TO CELEBRATE OUR MOMS.

8. LIKE TO TAKE THIS TIME TO CELEBRATE OUR MOMS. THE WOMEN WHO MADE US, CARED

9. CELEBRATE OUR MOMS. THE WOMEN WHO MADE US, CARED FOR US, AND BIT THEIR TONGUES

10. THE WOMEN WHO MADE US, CARED FOR US, AND BIT THEIR TONGUES WHEN WE TOLD THEM WE WANTED TO

11. FOR US, AND BIT THEIR TONGUES WHEN WE TOLD THEM WE WANTED TO GO INTO SHOW BUSINESS.

12. WHEN WE TOLD THEM WE WANTED TO GO INTO SHOW BUSINESS.

13. GO INTO SHOW BUSINESS. THEY'VE DONE SO MUCH FOR US,

14. THEY'VE DONE SO MUCH FOR US, SO MOMS, THIS IS FOR YOU.

15. THEY'VE DONE SO MUCH FOR US, SO MOMS, THIS IS FOR YOU. ♪ YOU CUT THE CRUST OFF MY BREAD

16. JUST KIDDING MOMMY ♪ ♪ MOMS YOU NEVER BORE US YOU

17. CHORUS ♪ OR NOT.

18. OR NOT. HELLO.

19. HELLO. IT'S ME AGAIN INVADING ALL

20. HELLO. IT'S ME AGAIN INVADING ALL ASPECTS OF YOUR LIFE.

21. IT'S ME AGAIN INVADING ALL ASPECTS OF YOUR LIFE.

22. ASPECTS OF YOUR LIFE. ALL RIGHT.

23. ALL RIGHT. GO ON.

24. ALL RIGHT. GO ON.

25. GO ON. GOT THE RIGHT IDEA, JUST MOVE IT

26. GOT THE RIGHT IDEA, JUST MOVE IT ALONG, BYE-BYE, MOMS.

27. GOT THE RIGHT IDEA, JUST MOVE IT ALONG, BYE-BYE, MOMS. DON'T WORRY, THOSE AREN'T THE

28. ALONG, BYE-BYE, MOMS. DON'T WORRY, THOSE AREN'T THE REAL MOMS, THOSE ARE ACTORS, CAN

29. DON'T WORRY, THOSE AREN'T THE REAL MOMS, THOSE ARE ACTORS, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

30. REAL MOMS, THOSE ARE ACTORS, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

31. YOU BELIEVE THAT? "SNL" WOULDN'T SPRING FOR THE

32. "SNL" WOULDN'T SPRING FOR THE FLIGHTS.

33. "SNL" WOULDN'T SPRING FOR THE FLIGHTS. WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE,

34. FLIGHTS. WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE, HUH?

35. WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE, HUH? THERE'S A NEW POPE FROM CHICAGO.

36. HUH? THERE'S A NEW POPE FROM CHICAGO. I MIGHT BE DOING DA POPE OR

37. THERE'S A NEW POPE FROM CHICAGO. I MIGHT BE DOING DA POPE OR SOMETHING, RIGHT?

38. I MIGHT BE DOING DA POPE OR SOMETHING, RIGHT? LIKE DA BEARS BUT DA PRAYERS,

39. SOMETHING, RIGHT? LIKE DA BEARS BUT DA PRAYERS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

40. LIKE DA BEARS BUT DA PRAYERS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? FIRST THOUGHT, WHATEVER.

41. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? FIRST THOUGHT, WHATEVER. INSTEAD YOU GET ME, ISN'T THAT

42. FIRST THOUGHT, WHATEVER. INSTEAD YOU GET ME, ISN'T THAT EXCITING.

43. INSTEAD YOU GET ME, ISN'T THAT EXCITING. OH, IT'S SO EXCITING.

44. EXCITING. OH, IT'S SO EXCITING. WE HAVE AN AMERICAN POPE.

45. OH, IT'S SO EXCITING. WE HAVE AN AMERICAN POPE. CHICAGO STYLE.

46. WE HAVE AN AMERICAN POPE. CHICAGO STYLE. NO KETCHUP.

47. CHICAGO STYLE. NO KETCHUP.

48. NO KETCHUP. BUT WE LIKE POPE LEO.

49. BUT WE LIKE POPE LEO. WE HOPE HE DOES WHAT WE WANT.

50. BUT WE LIKE POPE LEO. WE HOPE HE DOES WHAT WE WANT. THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT THE POPE TO

51. WE HOPE HE DOES WHAT WE WANT. THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT THE POPE TO DO, WHAT YOU WANT, RIGHT?

52. THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT THE POPE TO DO, WHAT YOU WANT, RIGHT? OTHERWISE, I'LL HAVE TO SEND

53. DO, WHAT YOU WANT, RIGHT? OTHERWISE, I'LL HAVE TO SEND J.D. BACK TO DO HIS THING.

54. OTHERWISE, I'LL HAVE TO SEND J.D. BACK TO DO HIS THING.

55. J.D. BACK TO DO HIS THING. REMEMBER LAST TIME J.D. MET THE

56. REMEMBER LAST TIME J.D. MET THE POPE?

57. REMEMBER LAST TIME J.D. MET THE POPE? HE'S GOT THE MIDAS TOUCH BUT FOR

58. POPE? HE'S GOT THE MIDAS TOUCH BUT FOR BAD THINGS.

59. HE'S GOT THE MIDAS TOUCH BUT FOR BAD THINGS.

60. BAD THINGS. HE NEEDS THE POPE DEAD.

61. HE NEEDS THE POPE DEAD. GOES TO INDIA, WAR.

62. HE NEEDS THE POPE DEAD. GOES TO INDIA, WAR. HE JOINS MY CAMPAIGN, TRUMP

63. GOES TO INDIA, WAR. HE JOINS MY CAMPAIGN, TRUMP WINS.

64. HE JOINS MY CAMPAIGN, TRUMP WINS. INCREDIBLE.

65. WINS. INCREDIBLE. BAD THINGS HAPPEN IN THREES.

66. INCREDIBLE. BAD THINGS HAPPEN IN THREES. BUT WE LIKE THE WAY THEY ELECT

67. BAD THINGS HAPPEN IN THREES. BUT WE LIKE THE WAY THEY ELECT MR. POPE.

68. BUT WE LIKE THE WAY THEY ELECT MR. POPE. WE LIKE THE SMOKE.

69. MR. POPE. WE LIKE THE SMOKE. IT'S WONDERFUL WHAT THEY'RE

70. WE LIKE THE SMOKE. IT'S WONDERFUL WHAT THEY'RE DOING WITH SMOKE.

71. IT'S WONDERFUL WHAT THEY'RE DOING WITH SMOKE.

72. DOING WITH SMOKE. AND PHALLIC HATS.

73. AND PHALLIC HATS. AND THE POPE MOBILE.

74. AND PHALLIC HATS. AND THE POPE MOBILE. WE LIKE THAT AS WELL.

75. AND THE POPE MOBILE. WE LIKE THAT AS WELL. ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOBILES AFTER

76. WE LIKE THAT AS WELL. ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOBILES AFTER WEINER AND BAT.

77. ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOBILES AFTER WEINER AND BAT.

78. WEINER AND BAT. BUT WE LOVE CATHOLIC.

79. BUT WE LOVE CATHOLIC. IT'S ONE OF THE STRONGER

80. BUT WE LOVE CATHOLIC. IT'S ONE OF THE STRONGER CHRISTIAN ORGANIZATIONS.

81. IT'S ONE OF THE STRONGER CHRISTIAN ORGANIZATIONS. ALONG WITH SALVATION ARMY.

82. CHRISTIAN ORGANIZATIONS. ALONG WITH SALVATION ARMY. AND I WANT TO SAY CHICK-FIL-A.

83. ALONG WITH SALVATION ARMY. AND I WANT TO SAY CHICK-FIL-A.

84. AND I WANT TO SAY CHICK-FIL-A. AND WE LOVE CATHOLIC MASS.

85. AND WE LOVE CATHOLIC MASS. THE ONLY THING I DON'T LIKE IS

86. AND WE LOVE CATHOLIC MASS. THE ONLY THING I DON'T LIKE IS THAT HOLY WATER.

87. THE ONLY THING I DON'T LIKE IS THAT HOLY WATER. WHY'S THAT STUFF BURN SO BAD

88. THAT HOLY WATER. WHY'S THAT STUFF BURN SO BAD WHEN IT HITS YOUR SKIN?

89. WHY'S THAT STUFF BURN SO BAD WHEN IT HITS YOUR SKIN?

90. WHEN IT HITS YOUR SKIN? WHAT'S IN THAT STUFF?

91. WHAT'S IN THAT STUFF? WE'LL BE LOOKING INTO THAT.

92. WHAT'S IN THAT STUFF? WE'LL BE LOOKING INTO THAT. WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON?

93. WE'LL BE LOOKING INTO THAT. WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON? THE DEBT IS PILING UP.

94. WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON? THE DEBT IS PILING UP. AND WE'VE GOT NO TRADE DEALS.

95. THE DEBT IS PILING UP. AND WE'VE GOT NO TRADE DEALS. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, WE'VE GOT

96. AND WE'VE GOT NO TRADE DEALS. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, WE'VE GOT ONE WITH THE UK.

97. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, WE'VE GOT ONE WITH THE UK. BUT THEY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING WE

98. ONE WITH THE UK. BUT THEY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING WE WANT, RIGHT?

99. BUT THEY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING WE WANT, RIGHT?

100. WANT, RIGHT? "SIR, HOW MANY CADBURY FRUIT AND

101. "SIR, HOW MANY CADBURY FRUIT AND NUT BARS WOULD YOU LIKE?"

102. "SIR, HOW MANY CADBURY FRUIT AND NUT BARS WOULD YOU LIKE?" ZERO.

103. NUT BARS WOULD YOU LIKE?" ZERO. SO, NOT GOING TO BE DOING TRADE

104. ZERO. SO, NOT GOING TO BE DOING TRADE ANYMORE.

105. SO, NOT GOING TO BE DOING TRADE ANYMORE. QUESTION.

106. ANYMORE. QUESTION. CAN A COUNTRY GO OUT OF

107. QUESTION. CAN A COUNTRY GO OUT OF BUSINESS?

108. CAN A COUNTRY GO OUT OF BUSINESS? WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT.

109. BUSINESS? WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT.

110. WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT. GOOD NEWS.

111. GOOD NEWS. THEY JUST APPOINTED ONE OF THE

112. GOOD NEWS. THEY JUST APPOINTED ONE OF THE LAUDEST PEOPLE I KNOW TO BE THE

113. THEY JUST APPOINTED ONE OF THE LAUDEST PEOPLE I KNOW TO BE THE U.S. ATTORNEY IN D.C.

114. LAUDEST PEOPLE I KNOW TO BE THE U.S. ATTORNEY IN D.C. JEANINE PIRRO.

115. U.S. ATTORNEY IN D.C. JEANINE PIRRO. COME ON OUT, JEANINE, COME ON.

116. JEANINE PIRRO. COME ON OUT, JEANINE, COME ON.

117. COME ON OUT, JEANINE, COME ON. SO INCREDIBLE, WOW.

118. SO INCREDIBLE, WOW. IT IS SUCH HONOR TO SERVE.

119. SO INCREDIBLE, WOW. IT IS SUCH HONOR TO SERVE. LET'S LOOK AT THIS, THIS IS

120. IT IS SUCH HONOR TO SERVE. LET'S LOOK AT THIS, THIS IS JEANINE, HAS BROUGHT HER FILES

121. LET'S LOOK AT THIS, THIS IS JEANINE, HAS BROUGHT HER FILES AND SHE'S READY TO WORK.

122. JEANINE, HAS BROUGHT HER FILES AND SHE'S READY TO WORK. OH, NO.

123. AND SHE'S READY TO WORK. OH, NO. THIS IS THE COZY FOR MY

124. OH, NO. THIS IS THE COZY FOR MY MERLOTZY.

125. THIS IS THE COZY FOR MY MERLOTZY.

126. MERLOTZY. SHE ALWAYS COMES PREPARED.

127. SHE ALWAYS COMES PREPARED. THAT RHYMED, I LIKE THAT.

128. SHE ALWAYS COMES PREPARED. THAT RHYMED, I LIKE THAT. THANK YOU.

129. THAT RHYMED, I LIKE THAT. THANK YOU. WOWIE.

130. THANK YOU. WOWIE. SWEET JUSTICE.

131. WOWIE. SWEET JUSTICE. JEANINE WILL BE THE NEWEST

132. SWEET JUSTICE. JEANINE WILL BE THE NEWEST ADDITION TO MY INCREDIBLE TEAM

133. JEANINE WILL BE THE NEWEST ADDITION TO MY INCREDIBLE TEAM IN MY ADMINISTRATION.

134. ADDITION TO MY INCREDIBLE TEAM IN MY ADMINISTRATION. AND WHAT A TEAM, MR.

135. IN MY ADMINISTRATION. AND WHAT A TEAM, MR. PRESIDENT.

136. AND WHAT A TEAM, MR. PRESIDENT. I'M SO PROUD TO BE PART OF THIS

137. PRESIDENT. I'M SO PROUD TO BE PART OF THIS GROUP FULL OF RUSSIAN ASSETS,

138. I'M SO PROUD TO BE PART OF THIS GROUP FULL OF RUSSIAN ASSETS, BOOZE HOUNDS, AND PEOPLE FAMOUS

139. GROUP FULL OF RUSSIAN ASSETS, BOOZE HOUNDS, AND PEOPLE FAMOUS FOR THE LITTLE BABY ANIMALS

140. BOOZE HOUNDS, AND PEOPLE FAMOUS FOR THE LITTLE BABY ANIMALS THEY'VE KILLED.

141. FOR THE LITTLE BABY ANIMALS THEY'VE KILLED.

142. THEY'VE KILLED. I AM PROUD TO HAVE YOU.

143. I AM PROUD TO HAVE YOU. I PERSONALLY PICKED JEANINE TO

144. I AM PROUD TO HAVE YOU. I PERSONALLY PICKED JEANINE TO BE THE U.S. ATTORNEY IN

145. I PERSONALLY PICKED JEANINE TO BE THE U.S. ATTORNEY IN WASHINGTON, D.C., ISN'T THAT

146. BE THE U.S. ATTORNEY IN WASHINGTON, D.C., ISN'T THAT RIGHT?

147. WASHINGTON, D.C., ISN'T THAT RIGHT? THAT IS RIGHT.

148. RIGHT? THAT IS RIGHT. THE DISTRICT.

149. THAT IS RIGHT. THE DISTRICT. OR AS THE LOCALS CALL IT,

150. THE DISTRICT. OR AS THE LOCALS CALL IT, CHOCOLATE CITY.

151. OR AS THE LOCALS CALL IT, CHOCOLATE CITY. ALL YOU SOUL SISTERS AND

152. CHOCOLATE CITY. ALL YOU SOUL SISTERS AND BROTHERS, PUT THE WORD OUT ON

153. ALL YOU SOUL SISTERS AND BROTHERS, PUT THE WORD OUT ON THE STREETS.

154. BROTHERS, PUT THE WORD OUT ON THE STREETS. THERE'S A BAD NEW MAMA JAMMA

155. THE STREETS. THERE'S A BAD NEW MAMA JAMMA LAYING DOWN THE LAW.

156. THERE'S A BAD NEW MAMA JAMMA LAYING DOWN THE LAW. GETTING DOWN IN FUNKY TOWN.

157. LAYING DOWN THE LAW. GETTING DOWN IN FUNKY TOWN. LOOKING FINE AND SIPPING WINE.

158. GETTING DOWN IN FUNKY TOWN. LOOKING FINE AND SIPPING WINE.

159. LOOKING FINE AND SIPPING WINE.

160. WOW.

161. WOW. I'M SO GLAD WE CAN TALK LIKE

162. WOW. I'M SO GLAD WE CAN TALK LIKE THIS AGAIN, MR. PRESIDENT.

163. I'M SO GLAD WE CAN TALK LIKE THIS AGAIN, MR. PRESIDENT. OH, WE LOVE JEANINE.

164. THIS AGAIN, MR. PRESIDENT. OH, WE LOVE JEANINE. SHE'S A GREAT LEGAL MIND, AND

165. OH, WE LOVE JEANINE. SHE'S A GREAT LEGAL MIND, AND SHE HAS THE MOST IMPORTANT

166. SHE'S A GREAT LEGAL MIND, AND SHE HAS THE MOST IMPORTANT QUALITY I LOOK FOR IN A LAWYER.

167. SHE HAS THE MOST IMPORTANT QUALITY I LOOK FOR IN A LAWYER. SHE'S ON TV.

168. QUALITY I LOOK FOR IN A LAWYER. SHE'S ON TV.

169. SHE'S ON TV. SHE'S ON "THE 5," WHICH IS A

170. SHE'S ON "THE 5," WHICH IS A SHOW ON FOX KIND OF LIKE "THE

171. SHE'S ON "THE 5," WHICH IS A SHOW ON FOX KIND OF LIKE "THE VIEW."

172. SHOW ON FOX KIND OF LIKE "THE VIEW." I'M THE WHOOPI.

173. VIEW." I'M THE WHOOPI.

174. I'M THE WHOOPI. YOU ARE INDEED THE WHOOPI.

175. YOU ARE INDEED THE WHOOPI. YOU'RE VERY WHOOPI, BUT YOU'RE

176. YOU ARE INDEED THE WHOOPI. YOU'RE VERY WHOOPI, BUT YOU'RE ALSO VERY, VERY TOUGH.

177. YOU'RE VERY WHOOPI, BUT YOU'RE ALSO VERY, VERY TOUGH. YES, ESPECIALLY ON

178. ALSO VERY, VERY TOUGH. YES, ESPECIALLY ON IMMIGRATION.

179. YES, ESPECIALLY ON IMMIGRATION. I DON'T HAVE ANY RESERVATIONS

180. IMMIGRATION. I DON'T HAVE ANY RESERVATIONS ABOUT SENDING THINGS BACK.

181. I DON'T HAVE ANY RESERVATIONS ABOUT SENDING THINGS BACK. MY FRIENDS KNOW.

182. ABOUT SENDING THINGS BACK. MY FRIENDS KNOW. I'VE SENT BACK EVERY SALAD I'VE

183. MY FRIENDS KNOW. I'VE SENT BACK EVERY SALAD I'VE EVER ORDERED AT A RESTAURANT.

184. I'VE SENT BACK EVERY SALAD I'VE EVER ORDERED AT A RESTAURANT. WOULDN'T KNOW, I'VE NEVER

185. EVER ORDERED AT A RESTAURANT. WOULDN'T KNOW, I'VE NEVER EATEN ONE.

186. WOULDN'T KNOW, I'VE NEVER EATEN ONE.

187. EATEN ONE. WOW, I LOVE HIRING PEOPLE FROM

188. WOW, I LOVE HIRING PEOPLE FROM FOX NEWS.

189. WOW, I LOVE HIRING PEOPLE FROM FOX NEWS. THEY ALL DO AN INCREDIBLE JOB.

190. FOX NEWS. THEY ALL DO AN INCREDIBLE JOB. LOOK AT PETE HEGSETH, NOT ONE

191. THEY ALL DO AN INCREDIBLE JOB. LOOK AT PETE HEGSETH, NOT ONE MISTAKE.

192. LOOK AT PETE HEGSETH, NOT ONE MISTAKE. I LOVE PETE HEGSETH.

193. MISTAKE. I LOVE PETE HEGSETH. HE'S MY OLD DRINKING BUDDY.

194. I LOVE PETE HEGSETH. HE'S MY OLD DRINKING BUDDY. SURPRISE!

195. HE'S MY OLD DRINKING BUDDY. SURPRISE!

196. SURPRISE! WHAT?

197. WHAT? YES, YOU KNOW, I ASKED PETE

198. WHAT? YES, YOU KNOW, I ASKED PETE TO GIVE US A LITTLE RUNDOWN ON

199. YES, YOU KNOW, I ASKED PETE TO GIVE US A LITTLE RUNDOWN ON ONE OF OUR F-18 FIGHTER PLANES.

200. TO GIVE US A LITTLE RUNDOWN ON ONE OF OUR F-18 FIGHTER PLANES. OH, IS IT BOMBING THE

201. ONE OF OUR F-18 FIGHTER PLANES. OH, IS IT BOMBING THE HOUTHIS?

202. OH, IS IT BOMBING THE HOUTHIS? CLOSE, IT FELL OFF THE

203. HOUTHIS? CLOSE, IT FELL OFF THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER INTO THE OCEAN.

204. CLOSE, IT FELL OFF THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER INTO THE OCEAN. WHAT, AGAIN?

205. AIRCRAFT CARRIER INTO THE OCEAN. WHAT, AGAIN? PETE, YOU'RE NOT DRINKING

206. WHAT, AGAIN? PETE, YOU'RE NOT DRINKING AGAIN, ARE YOU?

207. PETE, YOU'RE NOT DRINKING AGAIN, ARE YOU? NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT, SIR.

208. AGAIN, ARE YOU? NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT, SIR. I PROMISED I WOULD NEVER HAVE A

209. NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT, SIR. I PROMISED I WOULD NEVER HAVE A BOTTLE TOUCH MY LIPS.

210. I PROMISED I WOULD NEVER HAVE A BOTTLE TOUCH MY LIPS. BUT I DO HAVE SOME NEWS TO

211. BOTTLE TOUCH MY LIPS. BUT I DO HAVE SOME NEWS TO SHARE.

212. BUT I DO HAVE SOME NEWS TO SHARE. BEFORE I DO, JEANINE, YOU WANT

213. SHARE. BEFORE I DO, JEANINE, YOU WANT TO TAKE A SWIG OF THIS?

214. BEFORE I DO, JEANINE, YOU WANT TO TAKE A SWIG OF THIS? OH, YEAH, HOLD THAT, WILL

215. TO TAKE A SWIG OF THIS? OH, YEAH, HOLD THAT, WILL YOU?

216. OH, YEAH, HOLD THAT, WILL YOU? YOU KNOW I DO.

217. YOU? YOU KNOW I DO. OH, YEAH.

218. YOU KNOW I DO. OH, YEAH. ANYWAY.

219. OH, YEAH. ANYWAY. I ACCIDENTALLY ADDED KIM JONG-UN

220. ANYWAY. I ACCIDENTALLY ADDED KIM JONG-UN TO THE GROUP CHAT.

221. I ACCIDENTALLY ADDED KIM JONG-UN TO THE GROUP CHAT.

222. TO THE GROUP CHAT.

223. WHAT?

224. WHAT? OH, YEAH.

225. WHAT? OH, YEAH. THAT'S THE STUFF.

226. OH, YEAH. THAT'S THE STUFF. FOLKS, THEY'RE NOT THE "A"

227. THAT'S THE STUFF. FOLKS, THEY'RE NOT THE "A" TEAM, THEY'RE THE "AA" TEAM,

228. FOLKS, THEY'RE NOT THE "A" TEAM, THEY'RE THE "AA" TEAM, RIGHT?

229. TEAM, THEY'RE THE "AA" TEAM, RIGHT? HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, AND LIVE

230. RIGHT? HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY

231. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!

232. FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!

233. IT'S "SATURDAY

234. MUSICAL GUEST ARCADE FIRE. AND YOUR HOST, WALTON GOGGINS.

235. ARCADE FIRE. AND YOUR HOST, WALTON GOGGINS. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN — WALTON

236. AND YOUR HOST, WALTON GOGGINS. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN — WALTON GOGGINS!

237. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN — WALTON GOGGINS!

238. THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

239. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY, VERY

240. THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH.

241. THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. I AM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE.

242. MUCH. I AM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE. NOW, MOST OF YOU PROBABLY KNOW

243. I AM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE. NOW, MOST OF YOU PROBABLY KNOW ME FROM THE SHOW "WHITE LOTUS."

244. NOW, MOST OF YOU PROBABLY KNOW ME FROM THE SHOW "WHITE LOTUS."

245. ME FROM THE SHOW "WHITE LOTUS." NO SPOILERS, BUT — I DIE.

246. NO SPOILERS, BUT — I DIE. MY CHARACTER IN "WHITE LOTUS" IS

247. MY CHARACTER IN "WHITE LOTUS" IS PRETTY BROODING, WHICH THE

248. MY CHARACTER IN "WHITE LOTUS" IS PRETTY BROODING, WHICH THE INTERNET SEEMED TO FIND

249. PRETTY BROODING, WHICH THE INTERNET SEEMED TO FIND ATTRACTIVE.

250. INTERNET SEEMED TO FIND ATTRACTIVE. SOME OF MY FRIEND HAVE EVEN

251. ATTRACTIVE. SOME OF MY FRIEND HAVE EVEN ASKED ME, "WHAT'S IT LIKE TO

252. SOME OF MY FRIEND HAVE EVEN ASKED ME, "WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BECOME A SEX SYMBOL AT 53 YEARS

253. ASKED ME, "WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BECOME A SEX SYMBOL AT 53 YEARS OLD?"

254. BECOME A SEX SYMBOL AT 53 YEARS OLD?" AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

255. OLD?" AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IF I'M BEING HONEST — IT FEELS

256. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IF I'M BEING HONEST — IT FEELS FANTASTIC.

257. IF I'M BEING HONEST — IT FEELS FANTASTIC.

258. FANTASTIC.

259. AT LEAST, IT DID UNTIL I GOOGLED

260. AT LEAST, IT DID UNTIL I GOOGLED MYSELF AND READ SOME OF THE

261. AT LEAST, IT DID UNTIL I GOOGLED MYSELF AND READ SOME OF THE HEADLINES.

262. MYSELF AND READ SOME OF THE HEADLINES. TAKE A LOOK.

263. HEADLINES. TAKE A LOOK. "WEAR ALL HORNY —"

264. TAKE A LOOK. "WEAR ALL HORNY —"

265. "WEAR ALL HORNY —" "ARE WE ALL HORNY FOR WALTON

266. "ARE WE ALL HORNY FOR WALTON GOGGINS' RECEDING HAIRLINE?"

267. "ARE WE ALL HORNY FOR WALTON GOGGINS' RECEDING HAIRLINE?" I'VE HAD THE SAME HAIRLINE SINCE

268. GOGGINS' RECEDING HAIRLINE?" I'VE HAD THE SAME HAIRLINE SINCE I WAS 7.

269. I'VE HAD THE SAME HAIRLINE SINCE I WAS 7. IT'S NOT RECEDING, IT'S HOLDING

270. I WAS 7. IT'S NOT RECEDING, IT'S HOLDING ITS GROUND.

271. IT'S NOT RECEDING, IT'S HOLDING ITS GROUND.

272. ITS GROUND. HOW ABOUT THIS ONE.

273. HOW ABOUT THIS ONE. "HIS HAIR IS GREASY, HIS EYES

274. HOW ABOUT THIS ONE. "HIS HAIR IS GREASY, HIS EYES ARE BULGING, I THINK I'M IN

275. "HIS HAIR IS GREASY, HIS EYES ARE BULGING, I THINK I'M IN LOVE."

276. ARE BULGING, I THINK I'M IN LOVE."

277. LOVE." WOW.

278. WOW. BEAUTIFUL JOURNALISM.

279. WOW. BEAUTIFUL JOURNALISM. HOW ABOUT THIS ONE.

280. BEAUTIFUL JOURNALISM. HOW ABOUT THIS ONE. IT'S MY FAVORITE.

281. HOW ABOUT THIS ONE. IT'S MY FAVORITE. "HOLLYWOOD'S NEWEST HEARTTHROB

282. IT'S MY FAVORITE. "HOLLYWOOD'S NEWEST HEARTTHROB IS A GREASY, DEPRESSING LITTLE

283. "HOLLYWOOD'S NEWEST HEARTTHROB IS A GREASY, DEPRESSING LITTLE MAN WHO NO ONE SAW COMING."

284. IS A GREASY, DEPRESSING LITTLE MAN WHO NO ONE SAW COMING." THANK YOU?

285. MAN WHO NO ONE SAW COMING." THANK YOU?

286. THANK YOU? FOR SOME REASON, THE PART OF

287. FOR SOME REASON, THE PART OF THAT HEADLINE THAT OFFENDS ME IS

288. FOR SOME REASON, THE PART OF THAT HEADLINE THAT OFFENDS ME IS MOST IS THE WORD "WHOM."

289. THAT HEADLINE THAT OFFENDS ME IS MOST IS THE WORD "WHOM." IT SOUNDS PRETENTIOUS.

290. MOST IS THE WORD "WHOM." IT SOUNDS PRETENTIOUS.

291. IT SOUNDS PRETENTIOUS. YOU KNOW WHAT ISN'T PRETENTIOUS?

292. YOU KNOW WHAT ISN'T PRETENTIOUS? MY UPBRINGING.

293. YOU KNOW WHAT ISN'T PRETENTIOUS? MY UPBRINGING. I WAS RAISED IN ATLANTA,

294. MY UPBRINGING. I WAS RAISED IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA, BY MY MOTHER WITH THE

295. I WAS RAISED IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA, BY MY MOTHER WITH THE HELP OF HER THREE SISTERS AND MY

296. GEORGIA, BY MY MOTHER WITH THE HELP OF HER THREE SISTERS AND MY GRANDMOTHER.

297. HELP OF HER THREE SISTERS AND MY GRANDMOTHER. AND MY MAMA IS THE MOST

298. GRANDMOTHER. AND MY MAMA IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN MY LIFE.

299. AND MY MAMA IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN MY LIFE.

300. IMPORTANT PERSON IN MY LIFE. GROWING UP, WHENEVER MY MAMA —

301. GROWING UP, WHENEVER MY MAMA — SHE COULDN'T AFFORD A

302. GROWING UP, WHENEVER MY MAMA — SHE COULDN'T AFFORD A BABYSITTER.

303. SHE COULDN'T AFFORD A BABYSITTER. SHE WOULD TAKE ME WITH HER TO

304. BABYSITTER. SHE WOULD TAKE ME WITH HER TO HONKY TONKS.

305. SHE WOULD TAKE ME WITH HER TO HONKY TONKS. MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME HOW TO CLOG,

306. HONKY TONKS. MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME HOW TO CLOG, TAUGHT ME HOW TO TWO-STEP.

307. MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME HOW TO CLOG, TAUGHT ME HOW TO TWO-STEP. LUCKILY ENOUGH FOR ME, MY MAMA

308. TAUGHT ME HOW TO TWO-STEP. LUCKILY ENOUGH FOR ME, MY MAMA IS HERE TONIGHT.

309. LUCKILY ENOUGH FOR ME, MY MAMA IS HERE TONIGHT.

310. IS HERE TONIGHT. WE'VE COME A REALLY LONG WAY,

311. WE'VE COME A REALLY LONG WAY, HAVEN'T WE, MOM?

312. WE'VE COME A REALLY LONG WAY, HAVEN'T WE, MOM? ABSOLUTELY.

313. HAVEN'T WE, MOM? ABSOLUTELY. AND SINCE IT'S MOTHER'S DAY

314. ABSOLUTELY. AND SINCE IT'S MOTHER'S DAY TOMORROW, MAMA, WOULD YOU DANCE

315. AND SINCE IT'S MOTHER'S DAY TOMORROW, MAMA, WOULD YOU DANCE WITH ME?

316. TOMORROW, MAMA, WOULD YOU DANCE WITH ME?

317. RIGHT HERE.

318. ONE, TWO. WHOA, WHOA, YOU KNOW WHAT?

319. WHOA, WHOA, YOU KNOW WHAT? HOLD ON. LET'S KICK THIS UP A NOTCH.

320. HOLD ON. LET'S KICK THIS UP A NOTCH. FELLAS?

321. LET'S KICK THIS UP A NOTCH. FELLAS? IF YOU DON'T MIND?

322. OH, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

323. OH, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. ARCADE FIRE IS HERE.

324. YOU TONIGHT. ARCADE FIRE IS HERE. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

325. ARCADE FIRE IS HERE. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT

326. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

327. > AND SO WE ARE RESOLVED. THE FIRST AMENDMENT TO OUR CONSTITUTION IS AS FOLLOWS.

328. THE FIRST AMENDMENT TO OUR CONSTITUTION IS AS FOLLOWS. CONGRESS SHALL MAKE NO LAW

329. CONSTITUTION IS AS FOLLOWS. CONGRESS SHALL MAKE NO LAW RESPECTING AN ESTABLISHMENT OF

330. CONGRESS SHALL MAKE NO LAW RESPECTING AN ESTABLISHMENT OF RELIGION, OF ABRIDGING THE

331. RESPECTING AN ESTABLISHMENT OF RELIGION, OF ABRIDGING THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH, OR OF THE

332. RELIGION, OF ABRIDGING THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH, OR OF THE PRESS OR OF THE RIGHT OF THE

333. FREEDOM OF SPEECH, OR OF THE PRESS OR OF THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE PEACEABLY TO ASSEMBLE,

334. PRESS OR OF THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE PEACEABLY TO ASSEMBLE, AND TO PETITION THE GOVERNMENT

335. PEOPLE PEACEABLY TO ASSEMBLE, AND TO PETITION THE GOVERNMENT FOR A REDRESS OF GRIEVANCES.

336. AND TO PETITION THE GOVERNMENT FOR A REDRESS OF GRIEVANCES. WELL DONE, GENTLEMEN.

337. FOR A REDRESS OF GRIEVANCES. WELL DONE, GENTLEMEN. THE FIRST AMENDMENT!

338. WELL DONE, GENTLEMEN. THE FIRST AMENDMENT! ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

339. THE FIRST AMENDMENT! ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. WHAT SHALL WE DISCUSS NEXT?

340. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. WHAT SHALL WE DISCUSS NEXT? WHAT IS THE SECOND MOST

341. WHAT SHALL WE DISCUSS NEXT? WHAT IS THE SECOND MOST IMPORTANT PRINCIPLE OF OUR

342. WHAT IS THE SECOND MOST IMPORTANT PRINCIPLE OF OUR NATION?

343. IMPORTANT PRINCIPLE OF OUR NATION? GUNS.

344. NATION? GUNS.

345. GUNS. EXCUSE ME?

346. EXCUSE ME? GUNS.

347. EXCUSE ME? GUNS.

348. GUNS. I DON'T HATE THAT.

349. I DON'T HATE THAT. WELL, I DO.

350. I DON'T HATE THAT. WELL, I DO. IT'S RIDICULOUS.

351. WELL, I DO. IT'S RIDICULOUS. SIR, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

352. IT'S RIDICULOUS. SIR, WHAT IS YOUR NAME? MATT.

353. SIR, WHAT IS YOUR NAME? MATT.

354. MATT. MATT WHAT?

355. MATT WHAT? MATT DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT

356. MATT WHAT? MATT DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT.

357. MATT DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT.

358. IT. WELL, MATT.

359. WELL, MATT. WHAT WILL POSTERITY SAY OF US IF

360. WELL, MATT. WHAT WILL POSTERITY SAY OF US IF THE SECOND RIGHT WE ENSHRINE IN

361. WHAT WILL POSTERITY SAY OF US IF THE SECOND RIGHT WE ENSHRINE IN THIS DOCUMENT IS SIMPLY GUNS?

362. THE SECOND RIGHT WE ENSHRINE IN THIS DOCUMENT IS SIMPLY GUNS? THAT WE DON'T PLAY.

363. THIS DOCUMENT IS SIMPLY GUNS? THAT WE DON'T PLAY.

364. THAT WE DON'T PLAY. DAMN, THAT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF

365. DAMN, THAT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF SICK.

366. DAMN, THAT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF SICK. YES.

367. SICK. YES.

368. YES. NO, NO, NO.

369. NO, NO, NO. THE IDEA IS LUDICROUS.

370. NO, NO, NO. THE IDEA IS LUDICROUS. WAIT, NOW HOLD ON.

371. THE IDEA IS LUDICROUS. WAIT, NOW HOLD ON. I MEAN, WE DID JUST MAKE A LAW

372. WAIT, NOW HOLD ON. I MEAN, WE DID JUST MAKE A LAW THAT SAID ANYONE CAN SAY

373. I MEAN, WE DID JUST MAKE A LAW THAT SAID ANYONE CAN SAY WHATEVER CRAZY STUFF THEY WANT,

374. THAT SAID ANYONE CAN SAY WHATEVER CRAZY STUFF THEY WANT, RIGHT?

375. WHATEVER CRAZY STUFF THEY WANT, RIGHT? MAYBE THIS GUN THING WOULD KIND

376. RIGHT? MAYBE THIS GUN THING WOULD KIND OF BALANCE THAT OUT.

377. MAYBE THIS GUN THING WOULD KIND OF BALANCE THAT OUT. BINGO.

378. OF BALANCE THAT OUT. BINGO.

379. BINGO. OKAY, YES.

380. OKAY, YES. BUT BY THE SAME TOKEN, WOULDN'T

381. OKAY, YES. BUT BY THE SAME TOKEN, WOULDN'T HAVING A GUN EMBOLDEN PEOPLE TO

382. BUT BY THE SAME TOKEN, WOULDN'T HAVING A GUN EMBOLDEN PEOPLE TO SAY CRAZY STUFF AS WELL?

383. HAVING A GUN EMBOLDEN PEOPLE TO SAY CRAZY STUFF AS WELL? BRO, WHAT?

384. SAY CRAZY STUFF AS WELL? BRO, WHAT? YEAH, YEAH, WHAT?

385. BRO, WHAT? YEAH, YEAH, WHAT? MAKE THAT MAKE SENSE.

386. YEAH, YEAH, WHAT? MAKE THAT MAKE SENSE. GENTLEMEN, WE CANNOT JUST

387. MAKE THAT MAKE SENSE. GENTLEMEN, WE CANNOT JUST HAVE AN AMENDMENT THAT SAYS

388. GENTLEMEN, WE CANNOT JUST HAVE AN AMENDMENT THAT SAYS GUNS.

389. HAVE AN AMENDMENT THAT SAYS GUNS. WHAT ABOUT GUNS?

390. GUNS. WHAT ABOUT GUNS? HAVING THEM.

391. WHAT ABOUT GUNS? HAVING THEM. OH!

392. HAVING THEM. OH! LOVE IT.

393. OH! LOVE IT. SMART.

394. LOVE IT. SMART. LIKE, WHO IS THIS GUY?

395. SMART. LIKE, WHO IS THIS GUY? WHY ISN'T HE RUNNING THIS?

396. LIKE, WHO IS THIS GUY? WHY ISN'T HE RUNNING THIS?

397. WHY ISN'T HE RUNNING THIS? MATT, I AM OPEN TO DISCUSSING

398. MATT, I AM OPEN TO DISCUSSING GUNS FOR A LATER AMENDMENT, BUT

399. MATT, I AM OPEN TO DISCUSSING GUNS FOR A LATER AMENDMENT, BUT I MUST INSIST WE MOVE ON TO A

400. GUNS FOR A LATER AMENDMENT, BUT I MUST INSIST WE MOVE ON TO A MORE PRESSING CONCERN.

401. I MUST INSIST WE MOVE ON TO A MORE PRESSING CONCERN. YOU'RE SCREAMING.

402. MORE PRESSING CONCERN. YOU'RE SCREAMING. SO ANGRY.

403. YOU'RE SCREAMING. SO ANGRY. SIR, WHERE ARE YOU FROM,

404. SO ANGRY. SIR, WHERE ARE YOU FROM, EXACTLY?

405. SIR, WHERE ARE YOU FROM, EXACTLY? AMERICA.

406. EXACTLY? AMERICA.

407. AMERICA. YES, BUT WHERE IN AMERICA?

408. YES, BUT WHERE IN AMERICA? WHICH STATE?

409. YES, BUT WHERE IN AMERICA? WHICH STATE? A UNITED ONE.

410. WHICH STATE? A UNITED ONE.

411. A UNITED ONE. OH, WELL, WELL SAID.

412. OH, WELL, WELL SAID. SO TRUE.

413. OH, WELL, WELL SAID. SO TRUE. CAN HE BE ON OUR MONEY?

414. SO TRUE. CAN HE BE ON OUR MONEY? WHO IS THIS GUY?

415. CAN HE BE ON OUR MONEY? WHO IS THIS GUY? HAVE GUNS, REALLY, GENTLEMEN?

416. WHO IS THIS GUY? HAVE GUNS, REALLY, GENTLEMEN? THAT'S WHAT WE WANT THE SECOND

417. HAVE GUNS, REALLY, GENTLEMEN? THAT'S WHAT WE WANT THE SECOND AMENDMENT TO BE, HAVE GUNS?

418. THAT'S WHAT WE WANT THE SECOND AMENDMENT TO BE, HAVE GUNS? THAT SOUNDS IDIOTIC.

419. AMENDMENT TO BE, HAVE GUNS? THAT SOUNDS IDIOTIC. JUST CHILL.

420. THAT SOUNDS IDIOTIC. JUST CHILL. NOT HAVE GUNS.

421. JUST CHILL. NOT HAVE GUNS. BEAR ARMS.

422. NOT HAVE GUNS. BEAR ARMS.

423. BEAR ARMS. OH!

424. OH! THAT IS SO GOOD!

425. OH! THAT IS SO GOOD! YEAH, THAT SOUNDS SMART AS

426. THAT IS SO GOOD! YEAH, THAT SOUNDS SMART AS HELL.

427. YEAH, THAT SOUNDS SMART AS HELL. AH, YEAH, OKAY.

428. HELL. AH, YEAH, OKAY. I'M FREAKING SOLD.

429. AH, YEAH, OKAY. I'M FREAKING SOLD. I'M WRITING THE DOWN.

430. I'M FREAKING SOLD. I'M WRITING THE DOWN. AMENDMENT TWO, THE RIGHT TO BEAR

431. I'M WRITING THE DOWN. AMENDMENT TWO, THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS.

432. AMENDMENT TWO, THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS. I JUST GOT CHILLS.

433. ARMS. I JUST GOT CHILLS.

434. I JUST GOT CHILLS. WELL, MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

435. WELL, MY WORK HERE IS DONE. WAIT.

436. WELL, MY WORK HERE IS DONE. WAIT. MATT?

437. WAIT. MATT? WILL WE EVER SEE YOU AGAIN?

438. MATT? WILL WE EVER SEE YOU AGAIN? DEPENDS ON WHERE YOU LOOK.

439. WILL WE EVER SEE YOU AGAIN? DEPENDS ON WHERE YOU LOOK. NOBODY EVER SAW MATT AGAIN AS

440. DEPENDS ON WHERE YOU LOOK. NOBODY EVER SAW MATT AGAIN AS HE WAS SHOT MINUTES AFTER

441. NOBODY EVER SAW MATT AGAIN AS HE WAS SHOT MINUTES AFTER LEAVING THE ROOM.

442. HE WAS SHOT MINUTES AFTER LEAVING THE ROOM.

443. LEAVING THE ROOM. > I JUST HAD TO GET OUT OF THE

444. > I JUST HAD TO GET OUT OF THE APARTMENT.

445. > I JUST HAD TO GET OUT OF THE APARTMENT. OF COURSE.

446. APARTMENT. OF COURSE. I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT FIRED.

447. OF COURSE. I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT FIRED. THEY DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME A

448. I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT FIRED. THEY DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME A WARNING.

449. THEY DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME A WARNING. HELEN, ARE YOU OKAY?

450. WARNING. HELEN, ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT?

451. HELEN, ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT? OH — YEAH SORRY.

452. WHAT? OH — YEAH SORRY. YOU KNOW WHAT?

453. OH — YEAH SORRY. YOU KNOW WHAT? GO ON WITHOUT ME.

454. YOU KNOW WHAT? GO ON WITHOUT ME. ♪ THE TINY BABY SHOE IN THE

455. MIDDLE OF THE ZOO ♪ ♪ I CAN'T KEEP WALKING AND PRETEND I DIDN'T SEE IT WHEN I

456. DID ♪ ♪ AND IT'S CHANGING ME INSIDE ♪ ♪ NOW I'VE FOUND THIS TINY BABY

457. YOUR PAST ♪ ♪ A BABY THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO ♪ ♪ SOMEWHERE THERE'S A TINY

458. YOU AND I WILL DATE ♪ OH, NO, SORRY, WHAT? YOU AND I ARE GOING TO DATE

459. OH, NO, SORRY, WHAT? YOU AND I ARE GOING TO DATE NOW, RIGHT?

460. YOU AND I ARE GOING TO DATE NOW, RIGHT? 'CAUSE YOU FOUND MY SHOE.

461. NOW, RIGHT? 'CAUSE YOU FOUND MY SHOE. I WAS LOOKING FOR A BABY.

462. 'CAUSE YOU FOUND MY SHOE. I WAS LOOKING FOR A BABY. NO, YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE

463. I WAS LOOKING FOR A BABY. NO, YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR A BABY, BUT YOU WERE

464. NO, YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR A BABY, BUT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR ME.

465. LOOKING FOR A BABY, BUT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR ME. DING DONG BING BONG, HERE I AM.

466. LOOKING FOR ME. DING DONG BING BONG, HERE I AM. ♪ SHE FINALLY FOUND HER MAN AND

467. THEY MADE LOVE ON THE CAROUSEL ♪ NO, WE'RE NOT A COUPLE. WELL, DAMN.

468. NO, WE'RE NOT A COUPLE. WELL, DAMN. I'M BEING STRAIGHT-UP GASSED

469. WELL, DAMN. I'M BEING STRAIGHT-UP GASSED WITH IT RIGHT NOW.

470. I'M BEING STRAIGHT-UP GASSED WITH IT RIGHT NOW. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

471. WITH IT RIGHT NOW. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. HE HAS SMALL FEET, IS HIS OTHER

472. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. HE HAS SMALL FEET, IS HIS OTHER PART SMALL TOO?

473. HE HAS SMALL FEET, IS HIS OTHER PART SMALL TOO? I WAS NOT THINKING THAT.

474. PART SMALL TOO? I WAS NOT THINKING THAT. WELL, I'LL ASK YOU THIS.

475. I WAS NOT THINKING THAT. WELL, I'LL ASK YOU THIS. IS TWO INCHES SMALL?

476. WELL, I'LL ASK YOU THIS. IS TWO INCHES SMALL? YEAH.

477. IS TWO INCHES SMALL? YEAH. OH, OH, MY GOD, I DIDN'T MEAN TO

478. YEAH. OH, OH, MY GOD, I DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET YOU.

479. OH, OH, MY GOD, I DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET YOU. WELL, YOU DID.

480. UPSET YOU. WELL, YOU DID. YOU LEAVE ME BE.

481. WELL, YOU DID. YOU LEAVE ME BE. I'D WALK AWAY MYSELF, BUT I'M

482. YOU LEAVE ME BE. I'D WALK AWAY MYSELF, BUT I'M TIRED.

483. I'D WALK AWAY MYSELF, BUT I'M TIRED. I'VE ALREADY WALKED LIKE 45,000

484. TIRED. I'VE ALREADY WALKED LIKE 45,000 STEPS TODAY.

485. I'VE ALREADY WALKED LIKE 45,000 STEPS TODAY. I'VE ONLY BEEN AWAKE FOR 20

486. STEPS TODAY. I'VE ONLY BEEN AWAKE FOR 20 MINUTES.

487. I'VE ONLY BEEN AWAKE FOR 20 MINUTES. HEY, I'M SAM ROCKWELL.

488. MINUTES. HEY, I'M SAM ROCKWELL. I THINK WE'VE ALL LEARNED A VERY

489. HEY, I'M SAM ROCKWELL. I THINK WE'VE ALL LEARNED A VERY VALUABLE LESSON TODAY.

490. I THINK WE'VE ALL LEARNED A VERY VALUABLE LESSON TODAY. CINDERELLA RULES AREN'T

491. VALUABLE LESSON TODAY. CINDERELLA RULES AREN'T REAL-LIFE RULES.

492. CINDERELLA RULES AREN'T REAL-LIFE RULES. HEY, MAN, MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

493. REAL-LIFE RULES. HEY, MAN, MIND YOUR BUSINESS. HEY, MAN, EXCUSE ME?

494. HEY, MAN, MIND YOUR BUSINESS. HEY, MAN, EXCUSE ME? YOU JUST WALK AROUND THE

495. HEY, MAN, EXCUSE ME? YOU JUST WALK AROUND THE PARK, INTERRUPTING CONVERSATIONS

496. YOU JUST WALK AROUND THE PARK, INTERRUPTING CONVERSATIONS WITH NUGGETS OF WISDOM?

497. PARK, INTERRUPTING CONVERSATIONS WITH NUGGETS OF WISDOM? NO, WHAT I DO IS MAKE BALLOON

498. WITH NUGGETS OF WISDOM? NO, WHAT I DO IS MAKE BALLOON ANIMALS.

499. NO, WHAT I DO IS MAKE BALLOON ANIMALS. I THINK WE'RE ALL SET.

500. ANIMALS. I THINK WE'RE ALL SET. EXCUSE ME, I'M TALKING.

501. I THINK WE'RE ALL SET. EXCUSE ME, I'M TALKING. YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T NEED

502. EXCUSE ME, I'M TALKING. YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU, TO

503. YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU, TO YOU.

504. TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU, TO YOU. I'M LEAVING, I'M OUT OF HERE.

505. YOU. I'M LEAVING, I'M OUT OF HERE.

506. I'M LEAVING, I'M OUT OF HERE. I GUESS THE LESSON HERE IS —

507. I GUESS THE LESSON HERE IS — ♪ WHEN YOU FIND A BABY SHOE ♪ NOT SO TINY.

508. GIRL ♪ ♪ IT WON'T BE YOU'RE IN LOVE ♪ ♪ NO, NO IT DON'T MEAN THAT AT

509. ALL ♪ > MOTHER'S DAY BRUNCH AT

510. > MOTHER'S DAY BRUNCH AT WILLARD'S IN THE PARK?

511. > MOTHER'S DAY BRUNCH AT WILLARD'S IN THE PARK? I AM SO IMPRESSED.

512. WILLARD'S IN THE PARK? I AM SO IMPRESSED. HOW DID YOU BOYS GET A

513. I AM SO IMPRESSED. HOW DID YOU BOYS GET A RESERVATION?

514. HOW DID YOU BOYS GET A RESERVATION? LITTLE TRADE SECRET CALLED

515. RESERVATION? LITTLE TRADE SECRET CALLED BOOKING IT FIVE MONTHS AGO.

516. LITTLE TRADE SECRET CALLED BOOKING IT FIVE MONTHS AGO. AND A LITTLE SURPRISE.

517. BOOKING IT FIVE MONTHS AGO. AND A LITTLE SURPRISE. AFTER THIS, WE GOT TICKETS TO

518. AND A LITTLE SURPRISE. AFTER THIS, WE GOT TICKETS TO THE BOTANICAL GARDENS EXHIBIT,

519. AFTER THIS, WE GOT TICKETS TO THE BOTANICAL GARDENS EXHIBIT, "FLOWERS OF THE 19th CENTURY."

520. THE BOTANICAL GARDENS EXHIBIT, "FLOWERS OF THE 19th CENTURY." OH, I HAVE WANTED TO GO TO

521. "FLOWERS OF THE 19th CENTURY." OH, I HAVE WANTED TO GO TO THAT!

522. OH, I HAVE WANTED TO GO TO THAT! YOU BOYS ARE SO SWEET.

523. THAT! YOU BOYS ARE SO SWEET. OH, HELLO THERE.

524. YOU BOYS ARE SO SWEET. OH, HELLO THERE. MY NAME IS ALLBY AND I'LL BE

525. OH, HELLO THERE. MY NAME IS ALLBY AND I'LL BE YOUR SERVER.

526. MY NAME IS ALLBY AND I'LL BE YOUR SERVER. ALL I SEE IS TWO YOUNG MEN OUT

527. YOUR SERVER. ALL I SEE IS TWO YOUNG MEN OUT WITH THEIR MUCH YOUNGER SISTERS.

528. ALL I SEE IS TWO YOUNG MEN OUT WITH THEIR MUCH YOUNGER SISTERS. OH!

529. WITH THEIR MUCH YOUNGER SISTERS. OH! YOU'RE GETTING A BIG TIP,

530. OH! YOU'RE GETTING A BIG TIP, MISTER.

531. YOU'RE GETTING A BIG TIP, MISTER. NO NEED.

532. MISTER. NO NEED. I ALREADY HAVE ONE.

533. NO NEED. I ALREADY HAVE ONE. OH!

534. I ALREADY HAVE ONE. OH! OH!

535. OH! OH! OKAY.

536. OH! OKAY. CAN WE GET SOME MENUS?

537. OKAY. CAN WE GET SOME MENUS? I SHOULD WARN YOU LADIES, I

538. CAN WE GET SOME MENUS? I SHOULD WARN YOU LADIES, I AM A BIG OLD FLIRT.

539. I SHOULD WARN YOU LADIES, I AM A BIG OLD FLIRT. SO BIG.

540. AM A BIG OLD FLIRT. SO BIG. YOU DO NOT WANT TO FLIRT WITH

541. SO BIG. YOU DO NOT WANT TO FLIRT WITH A COUPLE OF OLD MOMS.

542. YOU DO NOT WANT TO FLIRT WITH A COUPLE OF OLD MOMS. OH, YES I DO.

543. A COUPLE OF OLD MOMS. OH, YES I DO. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ATTRACTED TO

544. OH, YES I DO. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ATTRACTED TO MOTHERS.

545. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ATTRACTED TO MOTHERS. PERHAPS IT'S BECAUSE MY OWN

546. MOTHERS. PERHAPS IT'S BECAUSE MY OWN MOTHER WAS SUCH AN ANGEL OR

547. PERHAPS IT'S BECAUSE MY OWN MOTHER WAS SUCH AN ANGEL OR POSSIBLY BECAUSE ONCE I CAME OF

548. MOTHER WAS SUCH AN ANGEL OR POSSIBLY BECAUSE ONCE I CAME OF AGE, I SLEPT WITH EVERY SINGLE

549. POSSIBLY BECAUSE ONCE I CAME OF AGE, I SLEPT WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HER FRIENDS.

550. AGE, I SLEPT WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HER FRIENDS.

551. ONE OF HER FRIENDS. OH.

552. OH. LOVE TO PEEK AT SOME MENUS.

553. OH. LOVE TO PEEK AT SOME MENUS.

554. LOVE TO PEEK AT SOME MENUS. NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT'S MY

555. NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT'S MY LUCKY DAY TO WAIT ON NOT ONE BUT

556. NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT'S MY LUCKY DAY TO WAIT ON NOT ONE BUT TWO MATURE GODDESSES DRIPPING IN

557. LUCKY DAY TO WAIT ON NOT ONE BUT TWO MATURE GODDESSES DRIPPING IN

558. TWO MATURE GODDESSES DRIPPING IN TALBOT'S.

559. TALBOT'S. PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE THOSE

560. TALBOT'S. PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE THOSE COMFY CAMS ON, YOU HAVE THEM ON?

561. PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE THOSE COMFY CAMS ON, YOU HAVE THEM ON? YES, HOW DID YOU KNOW?

562. COMFY CAMS ON, YOU HAVE THEM ON? YES, HOW DID YOU KNOW? OH, OH, Y'ALL MAKING A BOY

563. YES, HOW DID YOU KNOW? OH, OH, Y'ALL MAKING A BOY SWEAT OVER HERE.

564. OH, OH, Y'ALL MAKING A BOY SWEAT OVER HERE. WHOO!

565. SWEAT OVER HERE. WHOO! WHOO!

566. WHOO! WHOO!

567. WHOO! ALL RIGHT, UM — I THINK

568. ALL RIGHT, UM — I THINK WE'RE GOOD ON THE FLIRTING WITH

569. ALL RIGHT, UM — I THINK WE'RE GOOD ON THE FLIRTING WITH OUR MOMS.

570. WE'RE GOOD ON THE FLIRTING WITH OUR MOMS. ARE YOU LORD JESUS?

571. OUR MOMS. ARE YOU LORD JESUS? NO.

572. ARE YOU LORD JESUS? NO. THEN DON'T BE CROSS.

573. NO. THEN DON'T BE CROSS.

574. THEN DON'T BE CROSS. JUST 'CAUSE YOUR MAMA BAKED YOU

575. JUST 'CAUSE YOUR MAMA BAKED YOU DOESN'T MEAN OTHER MEN DON'T

576. JUST 'CAUSE YOUR MAMA BAKED YOU DOESN'T MEAN OTHER MEN DON'T WANT TO SEE THE OVEN.

577. DOESN'T MEAN OTHER MEN DON'T WANT TO SEE THE OVEN. ALLBY, YOU'RE HYSTERICAL.

578. WANT TO SEE THE OVEN. ALLBY, YOU'RE HYSTERICAL. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH

579. ALLBY, YOU'RE HYSTERICAL. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN OUT HERE.

580. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN OUT HERE. HOW ABOUT SOME MENUS?

581. FUN OUT HERE. HOW ABOUT SOME MENUS? OH, THANK YOU, ALLBY.

582. HOW ABOUT SOME MENUS? OH, THANK YOU, ALLBY. AWW.

583. OH, THANK YOU, ALLBY. AWW. THIS ONE'S FOR YOU.

584. AWW. THIS ONE'S FOR YOU. THIS ONE'S FOR YOU.

585. THIS ONE'S FOR YOU. THIS ONE'S FOR YOU. CAN WE SNAG A COUPLE OF

586. THIS ONE'S FOR YOU. CAN WE SNAG A COUPLE OF THOSE?

587. CAN WE SNAG A COUPLE OF THOSE?

588. THOSE? NOW, CAN I START YOU WITH

589. NOW, CAN I START YOU WITH SOME DRINKS?

590. NOW, CAN I START YOU WITH SOME DRINKS? IS THE MIMOSA BOTTOMLESS?

591. SOME DRINKS? IS THE MIMOSA BOTTOMLESS? YES, MA'AM, AND MAYBE AFTER

592. IS THE MIMOSA BOTTOMLESS? YES, MA'AM, AND MAYBE AFTER YOU'VE HAD A COUPLE, YOU'LL BE

593. YES, MA'AM, AND MAYBE AFTER YOU'VE HAD A COUPLE, YOU'LL BE TOO.

594. YOU'VE HAD A COUPLE, YOU'LL BE TOO. OH!

595. TOO. OH! YOU'RE TROUBLE, ALLBY.

596. OH! YOU'RE TROUBLE, ALLBY. TWO MIMOSAS FOR US.

597. YOU'RE TROUBLE, ALLBY. TWO MIMOSAS FOR US. HOW'S YOUR SANGRIA?

598. TWO MIMOSAS FOR US. HOW'S YOUR SANGRIA? NO IDEA.

599. HOW'S YOUR SANGRIA? NO IDEA.

600. NO IDEA. AND CAN I JUST GET A COFFEE?

601. AND CAN I JUST GET A COFFEE? I DON'T KNOW, CAN YOU?

602. AND CAN I JUST GET A COFFEE? I DON'T KNOW, CAN YOU?

603. I DON'T KNOW, CAN YOU? I'LL GET THOSE MIMOSAS FOR YOU.

604. I'LL GET THOSE MIMOSAS FOR YOU. OKAY, DO YOU WANT US TO ASK

605. I'LL GET THOSE MIMOSAS FOR YOU. OKAY, DO YOU WANT US TO ASK FOR A DIFFERENT SERVER?

606. OKAY, DO YOU WANT US TO ASK FOR A DIFFERENT SERVER? OH, STOP.

607. FOR A DIFFERENT SERVER? OH, STOP. ALLBY'S HARMLESS.

608. OH, STOP. ALLBY'S HARMLESS. HE'S HARMLESS?

609. ALLBY'S HARMLESS. HE'S HARMLESS? LOOK AT HIM.

610. HE'S HARMLESS? LOOK AT HIM.

611. LOOK AT HIM. YOU GUYS, THIS IS AN

612. YOU GUYS, THIS IS AN EXPENSIVE BRUNCH AND I JUST WANT

613. YOU GUYS, THIS IS AN EXPENSIVE BRUNCH AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE IT'S A GOOD

614. EXPENSIVE BRUNCH AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE IT'S A GOOD EXPERIENCE FOR EVERYBODY.

615. TO MAKE SURE IT'S A GOOD EXPERIENCE FOR EVERYBODY. WELL, IF YOU STOP BEING SO

616. EXPERIENCE FOR EVERYBODY. WELL, IF YOU STOP BEING SO UPTIGHT, IT WILL BE.

617. WELL, IF YOU STOP BEING SO UPTIGHT, IT WILL BE. HERE ARE YOUR MIMOSAS.

618. UPTIGHT, IT WILL BE. HERE ARE YOUR MIMOSAS. DID YOU UNBUTTON YOUR SHIRT

619. HERE ARE YOUR MIMOSAS. DID YOU UNBUTTON YOUR SHIRT MORE?

620. DID YOU UNBUTTON YOUR SHIRT MORE?

621. MORE? YES, I DID.

622. YES, I DID. YOUR TURN, LADIES.

623. YES, I DID. YOUR TURN, LADIES. OH!

624. YOUR TURN, LADIES. OH! OH, MY GOD, I'M SO SILLY

625. OH! OH, MY GOD, I'M SO SILLY TODAY.

626. OH, MY GOD, I'M SO SILLY TODAY. FOR REAL, STOP, YOU'RE BEING

627. TODAY. FOR REAL, STOP, YOU'RE BEING GROSS.

628. FOR REAL, STOP, YOU'RE BEING GROSS. CALM DOWN, BOY.

629. GROSS. CALM DOWN, BOY. YOU GOT TO SPEND NINE MONTHS

630. CALM DOWN, BOY. YOU GOT TO SPEND NINE MONTHS INSIDE YOUR MAMA, I'M JUST

631. YOU GOT TO SPEND NINE MONTHS INSIDE YOUR MAMA, I'M JUST TRYING TO GET 20 MINUTES.

632. INSIDE YOUR MAMA, I'M JUST TRYING TO GET 20 MINUTES.

633. TRYING TO GET 20 MINUTES. OH!

634. OH! ALLBY, DO YOU HAVE ANY BUTTER

635. OH! ALLBY, DO YOU HAVE ANY BUTTER SUBSTITUTE, LIKE A MARGARINE?

636. ALLBY, DO YOU HAVE ANY BUTTER SUBSTITUTE, LIKE A MARGARINE? IF I HAVE DAIRY, I WILL BE GASSY

637. SUBSTITUTE, LIKE A MARGARINE? IF I HAVE DAIRY, I WILL BE GASSY FOR THE WHOLE REST OF THE DAY.

638. IF I HAVE DAIRY, I WILL BE GASSY FOR THE WHOLE REST OF THE DAY. SO?

639. FOR THE WHOLE REST OF THE DAY. SO? I'VE NEVER COMPLAINED ABOUT A

640. SO? I'VE NEVER COMPLAINED ABOUT A BREEZE BLOWING THROUGH MY HAIR.

641. I'VE NEVER COMPLAINED ABOUT A BREEZE BLOWING THROUGH MY HAIR. OH!

642. BREEZE BLOWING THROUGH MY HAIR. OH! DUDE.

643. OH! DUDE.

644. DUDE. OH, I'M A HANDFUL TODAY.

645. OH, I'M A HANDFUL TODAY. HE IS.

646. OH, I'M A HANDFUL TODAY. HE IS. I'M GETTING A RUSH OF BLOOD

647. HE IS. I'M GETTING A RUSH OF BLOOD SOMEWHERE.

648. I'M GETTING A RUSH OF BLOOD SOMEWHERE. THANK THE LORD I'M WEARING THIS

649. SOMEWHERE. THANK THE LORD I'M WEARING THIS APRON.

650. THANK THE LORD I'M WEARING THIS APRON. I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A HAT RACK

651. APRON. I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A HAT RACK DOWN HERE.

652. I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A HAT RACK DOWN HERE. OH!

653. DOWN HERE. OH! PROVE IT.

654. OH! PROVE IT. MOM, WHAT?

655. PROVE IT. MOM, WHAT? EVERYONE JUST ORDER, PLEASE.

656. MOM, WHAT? EVERYONE JUST ORDER, PLEASE.

657. EVERYONE JUST ORDER, PLEASE. OKAY.

658. OKAY. WE'LL ALL HAVE THE BRUNCH

659. OKAY. WE'LL ALL HAVE THE BRUNCH SPECIAL.

660. WE'LL ALL HAVE THE BRUNCH SPECIAL. I'LL GO PUT THAT IN NOW, AND

661. SPECIAL. I'LL GO PUT THAT IN NOW, AND MAYBE LATER —

662. I'LL GO PUT THAT IN NOW, AND MAYBE LATER — WAIT, LET ME GUESS, AND MAYBE

663. MAYBE LATER — WAIT, LET ME GUESS, AND MAYBE LATER I'M PUT SOMETHING ELSE IN?

664. WAIT, LET ME GUESS, AND MAYBE LATER I'M PUT SOMETHING ELSE IN? HEY.

665. LATER I'M PUT SOMETHING ELSE IN? HEY. WATCH YOUR TONGUE.

666. HEY. WATCH YOUR TONGUE.

667. WATCH YOUR TONGUE. HOW DARE YOU TALK THAT WAY

668. HOW DARE YOU TALK THAT WAY AROUND YOUR MAMA?

669. HOW DARE YOU TALK THAT WAY AROUND YOUR MAMA? YOU'RE RUINING THE DAY FOR

670. AROUND YOUR MAMA? YOU'RE RUINING THE DAY FOR ME, SON.

671. YOU'RE RUINING THE DAY FOR ME, SON. YEAH.

672. ME, SON. YEAH. I'LL DO ALL THE RUINING AROUND

673. YEAH. I'LL DO ALL THE RUINING AROUND HERE.

674. I'LL DO ALL THE RUINING AROUND HERE. OH, ALLBY!

675. HERE. OH, ALLBY! YOU ARE TROUBLE.

676. OH, ALLBY! YOU ARE TROUBLE.

677. YOU ARE TROUBLE. NEXT WEEK, OUR

678. NEXT WEEK, OUR SEASON FINALE WITH

679. > GOOD AFTERNOON, EVERYONE, AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ATTENDING THIS PREVIEW OF OUR

680. AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ATTENDING THIS PREVIEW OF OUR UPCOMING PRODUCTION "HANDFUL OF

681. ATTENDING THIS PREVIEW OF OUR UPCOMING PRODUCTION "HANDFUL OF HOPE."

682. UPCOMING PRODUCTION "HANDFUL OF HOPE." WE HAVE SOME UNUSUAL GUESTS IN

683. HOPE." WE HAVE SOME UNUSUAL GUESTS IN THE AUDIENCE TODAY.

684. WE HAVE SOME UNUSUAL GUESTS IN THE AUDIENCE TODAY. 20 DOGS FROM CANINE COMPANIONS,

685. THE AUDIENCE TODAY. 20 DOGS FROM CANINE COMPANIONS, WHO AS PART OF THEIR SERVICE DOG

686. 20 DOGS FROM CANINE COMPANIONS, WHO AS PART OF THEIR SERVICE DOG TRAINING MUST LEARN HOW TO SIT

687. WHO AS PART OF THEIR SERVICE DOG TRAINING MUST LEARN HOW TO SIT THROUGH A FULL-LENGTH PLAY.

688. TRAINING MUST LEARN HOW TO SIT THROUGH A FULL-LENGTH PLAY.

689. THROUGH A FULL-LENGTH PLAY. AGAIN, WELCOME, PEOPLE AND DOGS.

690. AGAIN, WELCOME, PEOPLE AND DOGS. I THINK YOU'LL ALL REALLY ENJOY

691. AGAIN, WELCOME, PEOPLE AND DOGS. I THINK YOU'LL ALL REALLY ENJOY "HANDFUL OF HOPE."

692. "HANDFUL OF HOPE." THE YEAR WAS 1958.

693. THE YEAR WAS 1958. ON THE RADIO JOHNNY B. GOODE, BUT NOTHING WOULD BE GOOD FOR

694. ON THE RADIO JOHNNY B. GOODE, BUT NOTHING WOULD BE GOOD FOR THIS JOHNNY THAT SUMMER.

695. BUT NOTHING WOULD BE GOOD FOR THIS JOHNNY THAT SUMMER. NOT IN MY ALCOHOLIC HALF-SISTER

696. THIS JOHNNY THAT SUMMER. NOT IN MY ALCOHOLIC HALF-SISTER JONELE HAD ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT

697. NOT IN MY ALCOHOLIC HALF-SISTER JONELE HAD ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT.

698. JONELE HAD ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT.

699. IT. JOHNNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

700. JOHNNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

701. JOHNNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I'M SURE DADDY TOLD YOU NEVER TO

702. HERE? I'M SURE DADDY TOLD YOU NEVER TO COME BACK HERE, YOU HEAR?

703. I'M SURE DADDY TOLD YOU NEVER TO COME BACK HERE, YOU HEAR? YEAH, I KNOW HE TOLD ME NEVER

704. COME BACK HERE, YOU HEAR? YEAH, I KNOW HE TOLD ME NEVER TO COME BACK HERE, YOU HEAR.

705. YEAH, I KNOW HE TOLD ME NEVER TO COME BACK HERE, YOU HEAR. BUT BACK HERE YOU HEAR I CAME.

706. TO COME BACK HERE, YOU HEAR. BUT BACK HERE YOU HEAR I CAME. I'M SORRY.

707. BUT BACK HERE YOU HEAR I CAME. I'M SORRY. I REALLY HATE TO BREAK

708. I'M SORRY. I REALLY HATE TO BREAK CHARACTER.

709. I REALLY HATE TO BREAK CHARACTER. BUT I DO NOTICE THAT DOGS KEEP

710. CHARACTER. BUT I DO NOTICE THAT DOGS KEEP LEAVING.

711. BUT I DO NOTICE THAT DOGS KEEP LEAVING.

712. LEAVING. IT'S VERY HARD TO ACT WHEN

713. IT'S VERY HARD TO ACT WHEN THAT'S HAPPENING.

714. IT'S VERY HARD TO ACT WHEN THAT'S HAPPENING. I'M — I'M SO SORRY, I'M ONE

715. THAT'S HAPPENING. I'M — I'M SO SORRY, I'M ONE OF THE DOG TRAINERS.

716. I'M — I'M SO SORRY, I'M ONE OF THE DOG TRAINERS. PLEASE DON'T BE OFFENDED.

717. OF THE DOG TRAINERS. PLEASE DON'T BE OFFENDED. THIS IS THEIR FIRST TIME AT A

718. PLEASE DON'T BE OFFENDED. THIS IS THEIR FIRST TIME AT A BAD PLAY.

719. THIS IS THEIR FIRST TIME AT A BAD PLAY.

720. BAD PLAY. WELL, I LIKE THE SHOW, AND I

721. WELL, I LIKE THE SHOW, AND I THINK MY DOG DOES, TOO.

722. WELL, I LIKE THE SHOW, AND I THINK MY DOG DOES, TOO.

723. THINK MY DOG DOES, TOO. HEY, WE ARE GOING TO ASK THE

724. HEY, WE ARE GOING TO ASK THE DOGS TO STAY AS STILL AS

725. HEY, WE ARE GOING TO ASK THE DOGS TO STAY AS STILL AS

726. DOGS TO STAY AS STILL AS POSSIBLE, PLEASE, SO THE ACTORS

727. POSSIBLE, PLEASE, SO THE ACTORS CAN CONCENTRATE.

728. POSSIBLE, PLEASE, SO THE ACTORS CAN CONCENTRATE. ABSOLUTELY.

729. CAN CONCENTRATE. ABSOLUTELY. SO SORRY.

730. ABSOLUTELY. SO SORRY. BE GOOD.

731. SO SORRY. BE GOOD. BE GOOD.

732. BE GOOD. BE GOOD. SHE SPENT HER DAYS INSIDE OF

733. BE GOOD. SHE SPENT HER DAYS INSIDE OF A BOTTLE OF CHEAP CHALLENGE

734. SHE SPENT HER DAYS INSIDE OF A BOTTLE OF CHEAP CHALLENGE PAIN.

735. A BOTTLE OF CHEAP CHALLENGE PAIN. SAID SHE LOVED HOW THE BUBBLES

736. PAIN. SAID SHE LOVED HOW THE BUBBLES TICKLED HER NOSE.

737. SAID SHE LOVED HOW THE BUBBLES TICKLED HER NOSE. BUT ONE DAY THE BUBBLES GOT TO

738. TICKLED HER NOSE. BUT ONE DAY THE BUBBLES GOT TO HER BRAIN.

739. BUT ONE DAY THE BUBBLES GOT TO HER BRAIN. MY BRAIN'S FINE, I TELL YOU.

740. HER BRAIN. MY BRAIN'S FINE, I TELL YOU. FINER THAN THE SOFTEST SILK FROM

741. MY BRAIN'S FINE, I TELL YOU. FINER THAN THE SOFTEST SILK FROM CHINA.

742. FINER THAN THE SOFTEST SILK FROM CHINA. I JUST NEED A PRETTY BIRD TO

743. CHINA. I JUST NEED A PRETTY BIRD TO PICK ME UP AND CARRY ME THERE.

744. I JUST NEED A PRETTY BIRD TO PICK ME UP AND CARRY ME THERE.

745. PICK ME UP AND CARRY ME THERE. OW!

746. OW! STOP IT.

747. OW! STOP IT. WHAT NOW?

748. STOP IT. WHAT NOW? I AM SORRY, MY TODD KEEPS

749. WHAT NOW? I AM SORRY, MY TODD KEEPS HITTING ME IN THE RIBS AND

750. I AM SORRY, MY TODD KEEPS HITTING ME IN THE RIBS AND POINTING AT THE STAGE KIND OF

751. HITTING ME IN THE RIBS AND POINTING AT THE STAGE KIND OF LIKE, "ARE YOU SEEING THIS?"

752. POINTING AT THE STAGE KIND OF LIKE, "ARE YOU SEEING THIS?"

753. LIKE, "ARE YOU SEEING THIS?" YEAH, MY DOG KEEPS LOOKING AT

754. YEAH, MY DOG KEEPS LOOKING AT THE PROGRAM TO SEE WHO THE

755. YEAH, MY DOG KEEPS LOOKING AT THE PROGRAM TO SEE WHO THE PRODUCERS ARE.

756. THE PROGRAM TO SEE WHO THE PRODUCERS ARE.

757. PRODUCERS ARE. LET'S SKIP TO THE END OF THE

758. LET'S SKIP TO THE END OF THE FIRST ACT.

759. LET'S SKIP TO THE END OF THE FIRST ACT. I DIDN'T GO TO JUILLIARD SO I

760. FIRST ACT. I DIDN'T GO TO JUILLIARD SO I COULD ACT WITH A BUNCH OF DOGS.

761. I DIDN'T GO TO JUILLIARD SO I COULD ACT WITH A BUNCH OF DOGS. YOU DIDN'T GO TO JUILLIARD

762. COULD ACT WITH A BUNCH OF DOGS. YOU DIDN'T GO TO JUILLIARD FOR ANY REASON, DANIEL, YOU

763. YOU DIDN'T GO TO JUILLIARD FOR ANY REASON, DANIEL, YOU DIDN'T GET IN.

764. FOR ANY REASON, DANIEL, YOU DIDN'T GET IN. WAIT A SECOND, IS YOUR DOG

765. DIDN'T GET IN. WAIT A SECOND, IS YOUR DOG ASLEEP?

766. WAIT A SECOND, IS YOUR DOG ASLEEP? NO.

767. ASLEEP? NO. WIDE AWAKE.

768. NO. WIDE AWAKE. CAN I ASK A QUESTION?

769. WIDE AWAKE. CAN I ASK A QUESTION? CAN I ASK A QUESTION?

770. CAN I ASK A QUESTION? CAN I ASK A QUESTION? I'M SORRY — I SHOULDN'T HAVE

771. CAN I ASK A QUESTION? I'M SORRY — I SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT THE BUTTON MAT.

772. I'M SORRY — I SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT THE BUTTON MAT. TREAT, TREAT, TREAT.

773. BROUGHT THE BUTTON MAT. TREAT, TREAT, TREAT.

774. TREAT, TREAT, TREAT. OKAY, JUST SKIP TO THE END.

775. OKAY, JUST SKIP TO THE END. JOHNNY, NO!

776. OKAY, JUST SKIP TO THE END. JOHNNY, NO! DON'T LEAVE ME AGAIN!

777. JOHNNY, NO! DON'T LEAVE ME AGAIN! I KNOW THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANT.

778. DON'T LEAVE ME AGAIN! I KNOW THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANT. YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I WANT,

779. I KNOW THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANT. YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I WANT, JONELLE?

780. YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I WANT, JONELLE? DON'T I?

781. JONELLE? DON'T I? EWW, HE KISSED HIS SISTER!

782. DON'T I? EWW, HE KISSED HIS SISTER!

783. EWW, HE KISSED HIS SISTER! YOU KISS ME.

784. YOU KISS ME. THAT'S DIFFERENT.

785. YOU KISS ME. THAT'S DIFFERENT.

786. THAT'S DIFFERENT. I GUESS MY TRAIN CAN WAIT, I

787. I GUESS MY TRAIN CAN WAIT, I GUESS.

788. I GUESS MY TRAIN CAN WAIT, I GUESS. THAT'S THE NICEST THING

789. GUESS. THAT'S THE NICEST THING ANYONE'S EVER SAID TO ME.

790. THAT'S THE NICEST THING ANYONE'S EVER SAID TO ME. BUT WHAT WILL YOU SAY TO ME —

791. ANYONE'S EVER SAID TO ME. BUT WHAT WILL YOU SAY TO ME — IN ACT TWO?

792. BUT WHAT WILL YOU SAY TO ME — IN ACT TWO? ACT TWO?

793. IN ACT TWO? ACT TWO?

794. ACT TWO? GUYS, IT'S NOT OVER.

795. GUYS, IT'S NOT OVER. OH, MY GOD, WHO GAVE YOU M&Ms?

796. GUYS, IT'S NOT OVER. OH, MY GOD, WHO GAVE YOU M&Ms? I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO

797. OH, MY GOD, WHO GAVE YOU M&Ms? I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO "OH MARY."

798. I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO "OH MARY."

799. > LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ARCADE FIRE!

800. LIVE IN THE SPECTRUM THAT WE CAN'T SEE ♪ ♪ CRYING TEARS

801. THAT WE CAN'T SEE ♪ ♪ CRYING TEARS WE DON'T BELIEVE

802. WE DON'T BELIEVE KEEPS YOUR MIND OFF OF ME ♪ ♪ TAKE YOUR MIND OFF ME

803. I SAW YOU SMILE ♪ ♪ AND THE WAY IT ALL CHANGED MAKES ME WANNA CRY BUT

804. NEUROMANCING ♪ ♪ EVERY CIRCUIT IN YOUR HEART SINGS

805. YOUR HEART SINGS KEEPS YOUR MIND OFF OF ME ♪ ♪ TAKE YOUR MIND OFF ME

806. I SAW YOU SMILE ♪ ♪ AND THE WAY IT ALL CHANGED MAKES ME WANNA CRY BUT

807. MAKES ME WANNA CRY BUT TAKE YOUR MIND OFF ME YEAH ♪ ♪ I DON'T THINK ABOUT YOU

808. THE WARM RAIN IN JUNE ♪ ♪ THE FEELING THAT MY LIFE HAD FINALLY FOUND

809. HAD FINALLY FOUND SOME MEANING ♪ ♪ I DON'T THINK ABOUT YOU

810. WELL WHAT CAN I DO ♪ ♪ NOW IT'S ALL IRRELEVANT DON'T THINK ABOUT

811. DON'T THINK ABOUT PINK ELEPHANT, NO ♪ ♪ TAKE YOUR MIND OFF ME YEAH

812. TAKE YOUR MIND OFF ME YEAH ♪ ♪ THE WAY IT ALL CHANGED MAKES ME WANNA CRY BUT

813. TAKE YOUR MIND OFF ME YEAH ♪ ♪ YEAH

814. YEAH ♪ ♪ THE WAY IT ALL CHANGED

815. TAKE YOUR MIND OFF ME YEAH ♪

816. > IT'S "WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE.

817. COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE. THANK YOU.

818. THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

819. THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU.

820. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU. WEEKEND TO "WEEKEND UPDATE,"

821. THANK YOU. WEEKEND TO "WEEKEND UPDATE," I'M MICHAEL CHE.

822. WEEKEND TO "WEEKEND UPDATE," I'M MICHAEL CHE. I'M COLIN JOST.

823. I'M MICHAEL CHE. I'M COLIN JOST. THE CATHOLIC CHURCH HAS ELECTED

824. I'M COLIN JOST. THE CATHOLIC CHURCH HAS ELECTED THE FIRST-EVER POPE FROM

825. THE CATHOLIC CHURCH HAS ELECTED THE FIRST-EVER POPE FROM AMERICA.

826. THE FIRST-EVER POPE FROM AMERICA. AND AS AN AMERICAN CATHOLIC, I

827. AMERICA. AND AS AN AMERICAN CATHOLIC, I COULD NOT BE MORE PROUD, WHICH

828. AND AS AN AMERICAN CATHOLIC, I COULD NOT BE MORE PROUD, WHICH IS A SIN, AND NOW I'M ASHAMED.

829. COULD NOT BE MORE PROUD, WHICH IS A SIN, AND NOW I'M ASHAMED.

830. IS A SIN, AND NOW I'M ASHAMED. THE VATICAN HAS SELECTED

831. THE VATICAN HAS SELECTED CARDINAL ROBERT FRANCIS PREVOST

832. THE VATICAN HAS SELECTED CARDINAL ROBERT FRANCIS PREVOST FROM THE SOUTH SIDE OF CHICAGO

833. CARDINAL ROBERT FRANCIS PREVOST FROM THE SOUTH SIDE OF CHICAGO TO BE THE NEW POPE.

834. FROM THE SOUTH SIDE OF CHICAGO TO BE THE NEW POPE. YOU CAN TELL HE'S FROM THE SOUTH

835. TO BE THE NEW POPE. YOU CAN TELL HE'S FROM THE SOUTH SIDE BECAUSE HE'S GOT HIS HANDS

836. YOU CAN TELL HE'S FROM THE SOUTH SIDE BECAUSE HE'S GOT HIS HANDS UP.

837. SIDE BECAUSE HE'S GOT HIS HANDS UP.

838. UP. THIS PICK WAS A WELCOME SURPRISE

839. THIS PICK WAS A WELCOME SURPRISE FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I HEARD THE

840. THIS PICK WAS A WELCOME SURPRISE FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I HEARD THE POPE WAS A SUPER-RELIGIOUS GUY

841. FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I HEARD THE POPE WAS A SUPER-RELIGIOUS GUY FROM CHICAGO IN A FUNNY ROBE, I

842. POPE WAS A SUPER-RELIGIOUS GUY FROM CHICAGO IN A FUNNY ROBE, I WAS WORRIED IT WAS KANYE.

843. FROM CHICAGO IN A FUNNY ROBE, I WAS WORRIED IT WAS KANYE.

844. WAS WORRIED IT WAS KANYE. I ALSO LOVE THE CONSERVATIVES

845. I ALSO LOVE THE CONSERVATIVES ARE ALREADY COMPLAINING THAT

846. I ALSO LOVE THE CONSERVATIVES ARE ALREADY COMPLAINING THAT THIS POPE IS TOO WOKE.

847. ARE ALREADY COMPLAINING THAT THIS POPE IS TOO WOKE. HOW WOKE CAN A 69-YEAR-OLD MAN

848. THIS POPE IS TOO WOKE. HOW WOKE CAN A 69-YEAR-OLD MAN FROM CHICAGO BE?

849. HOW WOKE CAN A 69-YEAR-OLD MAN FROM CHICAGO BE?

850. FROM CHICAGO BE? IT'S NOT LIKE HE CAME OUT AND

851. IT'S NOT LIKE HE CAME OUT AND WAS LIKE, "HEY, I'M POPE LEO XIV

852. IT'S NOT LIKE HE CAME OUT AND WAS LIKE, "HEY, I'M POPE LEO XIV HE/HIM."

853. WAS LIKE, "HEY, I'M POPE LEO XIV HE/HIM."

854. HE/HIM." THE REALITY IS THERE ARE NO WOKE

855. THE REALITY IS THERE ARE NO WOKE CATHOLICS.

856. THE REALITY IS THERE ARE NO WOKE CATHOLICS. IF YOU'RE A WOKE CATHOLIC,

857. CATHOLICS. IF YOU'RE A WOKE CATHOLIC, YOU'RE JUST NOT CATHOLIC

858. IF YOU'RE A WOKE CATHOLIC, YOU'RE JUST NOT CATHOLIC ANYMORE.

859. YOU'RE JUST NOT CATHOLIC ANYMORE.

860. ANYMORE. > JOE BIDEN APPEARED ON "THE

861. > JOE BIDEN APPEARED ON "THE VIEW" WHERE HE SAID HE WASN'T

862. > JOE BIDEN APPEARED ON "THE VIEW" WHERE HE SAID HE WASN'T SURPRISED KAMALA HARRIS LOST THE

863. VIEW" WHERE HE SAID HE WASN'T SURPRISED KAMALA HARRIS LOST THE ELECTION, BECAUSE THE ONLY THING

864. SURPRISED KAMALA HARRIS LOST THE ELECTION, BECAUSE THE ONLY THING THAT SURPRISES JOE BIDEN ARE THE

865. ELECTION, BECAUSE THE ONLY THING THAT SURPRISES JOE BIDEN ARE THE WORDS THAT COME OUT OF HIS OWN

866. THAT SURPRISES JOE BIDEN ARE THE WORDS THAT COME OUT OF HIS OWN MOUTH.

867. WORDS THAT COME OUT OF HIS OWN MOUTH.

868. MOUTH. > PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS HE WILL

869. > PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS HE WILL APPOINT FOX NEWS HOST JEANINE

870. > PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS HE WILL APPOINT FOX NEWS HOST JEANINE PIRRO AS INTERIM U.S. ATTORNEY

871. APPOINT FOX NEWS HOST JEANINE PIRRO AS INTERIM U.S. ATTORNEY FOR WASHINGTON, D.C.

872. PIRRO AS INTERIM U.S. ATTORNEY FOR WASHINGTON, D.C. PIRRO CELEBRATED WITH A BOTTLE

873. FOR WASHINGTON, D.C. PIRRO CELEBRATED WITH A BOTTLE OF WINE EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST

874. PIRRO CELEBRATED WITH A BOTTLE OF WINE EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST 50 YEARS.

875. OF WINE EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST 50 YEARS.

876. 50 YEARS. > PRESIDENT TRUMP ALSO

877. > PRESIDENT TRUMP ALSO ANNOUNCED A NEW TRADE DEAL WITH

878. > PRESIDENT TRUMP ALSO ANNOUNCED A NEW TRADE DEAL WITH THE UK THAT WILL REOPEN BRITISH

879. ANNOUNCED A NEW TRADE DEAL WITH THE UK THAT WILL REOPEN BRITISH MARKETS FOR AMERICAN COMPANIES.

880. THE UK THAT WILL REOPEN BRITISH MARKETS FOR AMERICAN COMPANIES. ALL THAT BRITAIN DEMANDS IN

881. MARKETS FOR AMERICAN COMPANIES. ALL THAT BRITAIN DEMANDS IN RETURN IS THAT WE KEEP THESE

882. ALL THAT BRITAIN DEMANDS IN RETURN IS THAT WE KEEP THESE TWO.

883. RETURN IS THAT WE KEEP THESE TWO.

884. TWO. > INSIDERS ARE SAYING THAT

885. > INSIDERS ARE SAYING THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP IS TRYING TO

886. > INSIDERS ARE SAYING THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP IS TRYING TO CREATE TENSION BETWEEN HIS

887. PRESIDENT TRUMP IS TRYING TO CREATE TENSION BETWEEN HIS POTENTIAL SUCCESSORS, MARCO

888. CREATE TENSION BETWEEN HIS POTENTIAL SUCCESSORS, MARCO RUBIO AND J.D. VANCE.

889. POTENTIAL SUCCESSORS, MARCO RUBIO AND J.D. VANCE. MOSTLY BY POINTING AT THEM AND

890. RUBIO AND J.D. VANCE. MOSTLY BY POINTING AT THEM AND SAYING, "KISS."

891. MOSTLY BY POINTING AT THEM AND SAYING, "KISS."

892. SAYING, "KISS." > PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCED

893. > PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCED PLANS FOR A 100% TARIFF ON

894. > PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCED PLANS FOR A 100% TARIFF ON MOVIES MADE OUTSIDE THE U.S.

895. PLANS FOR A 100% TARIFF ON MOVIES MADE OUTSIDE THE U.S. WHICH IS NO PROBLEM FOR ME

896. MOVIES MADE OUTSIDE THE U.S. WHICH IS NO PROBLEM FOR ME BECAUSE ALL THE MOVIES I WATCH

897. WHICH IS NO PROBLEM FOR ME BECAUSE ALL THE MOVIES I WATCH WERE FILMED IN A FLORIDA CONDO

898. BECAUSE ALL THE MOVIES I WATCH WERE FILMED IN A FLORIDA CONDO ON A LEATHER COUCH.

899. WERE FILMED IN A FLORIDA CONDO ON A LEATHER COUCH.

900. ON A LEATHER COUCH. IF YOU LAUGH, YOU'RE A FAN TOO.

901. IF YOU LAUGH, YOU'RE A FAN TOO. > PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID HE WAS

902. > PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID HE WAS INTERESTED IN REOPENING ALCATRAZ

903. > PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID HE WAS INTERESTED IN REOPENING ALCATRAZ BECAUSE IT REPRESENTS SOMETHING

904. INTERESTED IN REOPENING ALCATRAZ BECAUSE IT REPRESENTS SOMETHING HORRIBLE AND BEAUTIFUL AND

905. BECAUSE IT REPRESENTS SOMETHING HORRIBLE AND BEAUTIFUL AND STRONG AND MISERABLE AND WEAK.

906. HORRIBLE AND BEAUTIFUL AND STRONG AND MISERABLE AND WEAK. WHICH ARE ALSO HIS NICKNAMES FOR

907. STRONG AND MISERABLE AND WEAK. WHICH ARE ALSO HIS NICKNAMES FOR HIS FIVE CHILDREN.

908. WHICH ARE ALSO HIS NICKNAMES FOR HIS FIVE CHILDREN.

909. HIS FIVE CHILDREN.

910. > A NEW REPORT SHOWS THERE

911. > A NEW REPORT SHOWS THERE HAVE BEEN AT LEAST NINE

912. > A NEW REPORT SHOWS THERE HAVE BEEN AT LEAST NINE INCIDENTS AT NEWARK AIRPORT

913. HAVE BEEN AT LEAST NINE INCIDENTS AT NEWARK AIRPORT WHERE AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS

914. INCIDENTS AT NEWARK AIRPORT WHERE AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS HAVE LOST CONTACT WITH PLANES

915. WHERE AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS HAVE LOST CONTACT WITH PLANES THAT WERE ABOUT TO LAND.

916. HAVE LOST CONTACT WITH PLANES THAT WERE ABOUT TO LAND. BUT LUCKILY, IT'S NEWARK, SO

917. THAT WERE ABOUT TO LAND. BUT LUCKILY, IT'S NEWARK, SO PLANES CAN JUST FOLLOW THE

918. BUT LUCKILY, IT'S NEWARK, SO PLANES CAN JUST FOLLOW THE SMELL.

919. PLANES CAN JUST FOLLOW THE SMELL.

920. SMELL. > INSIDERS AT THE FBI ARE

921. > INSIDERS AT THE FBI ARE CONCERNED THAT DIRECTOR KASH

922. > INSIDERS AT THE FBI ARE CONCERNED THAT DIRECTOR KASH PATEL IS NOT AT WORK ENOUGH AND

923. CONCERNED THAT DIRECTOR KASH PATEL IS NOT AT WORK ENOUGH AND IS OFTEN SEEN ATTENDING SPORTING

924. PATEL IS NOT AT WORK ENOUGH AND IS OFTEN SEEN ATTENDING SPORTING EVENTS WITH CELEBRITIES.

925. IS OFTEN SEEN ATTENDING SPORTING EVENTS WITH CELEBRITIES. BUT LIKE HIS EYES, PATEL CAN BE

926. EVENTS WITH CELEBRITIES. BUT LIKE HIS EYES, PATEL CAN BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE.

927. BUT LIKE HIS EYES, PATEL CAN BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE.

928. IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE. > THE WHITE HOUSE MARKED "STAR

929. > THE WHITE HOUSE MARKED "STAR WARS" DAY BY POSTING AN

930. > THE WHITE HOUSE MARKED "STAR WARS" DAY BY POSTING AN AI-GENERATED PICTURE OF

931. WARS" DAY BY POSTING AN AI-GENERATED PICTURE OF PRESIDENT TRUMP AS A

932. AI-GENERATED PICTURE OF PRESIDENT TRUMP AS A MUSCLE-BOUND JEDI.

933. PRESIDENT TRUMP AS A MUSCLE-BOUND JEDI. THEY ALSO POSTED A PICTURE OF

934. MUSCLE-BOUND JEDI. THEY ALSO POSTED A PICTURE OF J.D. THE HUTT.

935. THEY ALSO POSTED A PICTURE OF J.D. THE HUTT.

936. J.D. THE HUTT. > THE FIRST WEEK OF JURY

937. > THE FIRST WEEK OF JURY SELECTION IN THE SHAUN COMBS

938. > THE FIRST WEEK OF JURY SELECTION IN THE SHAUN COMBS TRIAL HAS ENDED WITHOUT A JURY

939. SELECTION IN THE SHAUN COMBS TRIAL HAS ENDED WITHOUT A JURY BEING SELECTED.

940. TRIAL HAS ENDED WITHOUT A JURY BEING SELECTED. WELL YEAH, WHERE ARE YOU GOING

941. BEING SELECTED. WELL YEAH, WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO FIND 12 PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T

942. WELL YEAH, WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO FIND 12 PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T HAD SEX WITH DIDDY?

943. TO FIND 12 PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T HAD SEX WITH DIDDY?

944. HAD SEX WITH DIDDY? > NEW YORK CITY —

945. > NEW YORK CITY — NEW YORK CITY MAYOR ERIC ADAMS

946. NEW YORK CITY MAYOR ERIC ADAMS MET WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP

947. NEW YORK CITY MAYOR ERIC ADAMS MET WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP YESTERDAY TO DISCUSS THE CITY'S

948. MET WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP YESTERDAY TO DISCUSS THE CITY'S CONCERNS, NAMELY THAT TRUMP'S

949. YESTERDAY TO DISCUSS THE CITY'S CONCERNS, NAMELY THAT TRUMP'S DEPORTATIONS HAVE DRAMATICALLY

950. CONCERNS, NAMELY THAT TRUMP'S DEPORTATIONS HAVE DRAMATICALLY CUT NEW YORK'S SUPPLY OF THICK

951. DEPORTATIONS HAVE DRAMATICALLY CUT NEW YORK'S SUPPLY OF THICK SHORTIES.

952. CUT NEW YORK'S SUPPLY OF THICK SHORTIES.

953. SHORTIES. I LOVE THAT MAN.

954. I LOVE THAT MAN. > PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS

955. I LOVE THAT MAN. > PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS CATHOLICS LOVED AN IMAGE HE

956. > PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS CATHOLICS LOVED AN IMAGE HE POSTED OF HIM DRESSED AS THE

957. CATHOLICS LOVED AN IMAGE HE POSTED OF HIM DRESSED AS THE POPE LAST WEEK.

958. POSTED OF HIM DRESSED AS THE POPE LAST WEEK. I JUST FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE

959. POPE LAST WEEK. I JUST FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT ANYONE IN THE CATHOLIC

960. I JUST FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT ANYONE IN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH WOULD BE INTO SOMETHING

961. THAT ANYONE IN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH WOULD BE INTO SOMETHING SO JUVENILE.

962. CHURCH WOULD BE INTO SOMETHING SO JUVENILE.

963. SO JUVENILE. > WELL, WITH BOX OFFICE HITS

964. > WELL, WITH BOX OFFICE HITS LIKE "SINNERS,"THUNDERBOLTS,"

965. > WELL, WITH BOX OFFICE HITS LIKE "SINNERS,"THUNDERBOLTS," AND MINECRAFT," THE SUMMER MOVIE

966. LIKE "SINNERS,"THUNDERBOLTS," AND MINECRAFT," THE SUMMER MOVIE SEASON IS IN FULL SWING.

967. AND MINECRAFT," THE SUMMER MOVIE SEASON IS IN FULL SWING. HERE WITH HIS PREVIEW OF

968. SEASON IS IN FULL SWING. HERE WITH HIS PREVIEW OF UPCOMING SUMMER BLOCKBUSTERS IS

969. HERE WITH HIS PREVIEW OF UPCOMING SUMMER BLOCKBUSTERS IS THE MOVIE GUY.

970. UPCOMING SUMMER BLOCKBUSTERS IS THE MOVIE GUY.

971. THE MOVIE GUY. I'M THE MOVIE GUY!

972. I'M THE MOVIE GUY! AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE

973. I'M THE MOVIE GUY! AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE IT BUT I'M HERE TO TALK ABOUT

974. AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE IT BUT I'M HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE MOVIES.

975. IT BUT I'M HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE MOVIES.

976. THE MOVIES. THAT'S GREAT, YES.

977. THAT'S GREAT, YES. WELL, FIRST OFF, I'VE GOT TO

978. THAT'S GREAT, YES. WELL, FIRST OFF, I'VE GOT TO KNOW, WHAT IS YOUR TAKE ON

979. WELL, FIRST OFF, I'VE GOT TO KNOW, WHAT IS YOUR TAKE ON "SINNERS"?

980. KNOW, WHAT IS YOUR TAKE ON "SINNERS"? AH, YES, "SINNERS."

981. "SINNERS"? AH, YES, "SINNERS." THIS IS AN AMAZING MOVIE ABOUT

982. AH, YES, "SINNERS." THIS IS AN AMAZING MOVIE ABOUT BEING DOING SINS.

983. THIS IS AN AMAZING MOVIE ABOUT BEING DOING SINS. BUT I DO HAVE ONE SIN TO

984. BEING DOING SINS. BUT I DO HAVE ONE SIN TO CONFESS.

985. BUT I DO HAVE ONE SIN TO CONFESS. I DID NOT SEE THAT ONE YET.

986. CONFESS. I DID NOT SEE THAT ONE YET.

987. I DID NOT SEE THAT ONE YET. OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

988. OKAY, ALL RIGHT. WHAT MOVIES CAN WE LOOK FORWARD

989. OKAY, ALL RIGHT. WHAT MOVIES CAN WE LOOK FORWARD TO THIS SUMMER?

990. WHAT MOVIES CAN WE LOOK FORWARD TO THIS SUMMER? THANK YOU FOR ASKING THAT

991. TO THIS SUMMER? THANK YOU FOR ASKING THAT ONE.

992. THANK YOU FOR ASKING THAT ONE. THE FIRST MOVIE THAT'S COMING UP

993. ONE. THE FIRST MOVIE THAT'S COMING UP IS "JURASSIC WORLD: THE

994. THE FIRST MOVIE THAT'S COMING UP IS "JURASSIC WORLD: THE REBIRTH."

995. IS "JURASSIC WORLD: THE REBIRTH." THEY GAVE ME EARLY ACCESS TO

996. REBIRTH." THEY GAVE ME EARLY ACCESS TO THIS MOVIE, AND I HAVE TO TELL

997. THEY GAVE ME EARLY ACCESS TO THIS MOVIE, AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU — I DID NOT SEE THAT ONE

998. THIS MOVIE, AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU — I DID NOT SEE THAT ONE YET.

999. YOU — I DID NOT SEE THAT ONE YET.

1000. YET. BUT I CAN GUESS WHAT GONNA

1001. BUT I CAN GUESS WHAT GONNA HAPPEN.

1002. BUT I CAN GUESS WHAT GONNA HAPPEN. IN THE BEGINNING OF THIS MOVIE,

1003. HAPPEN. IN THE BEGINNING OF THIS MOVIE, EVERYTHING IS OKAY, GUYS!

1004. IN THE BEGINNING OF THIS MOVIE, EVERYTHING IS OKAY, GUYS!

1005. EVERYTHING IS OKAY, GUYS! NO PROBLEM HERE!

1006. NO PROBLEM HERE! THE DINOSAUR IS IN JAIL!

1007. NO PROBLEM HERE! THE DINOSAUR IS IN JAIL! EVERYBODY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!

1008. THE DINOSAUR IS IN JAIL! EVERYBODY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!

1009. EVERYBODY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! BUT THEN — THE DINOSAUR ESCAPE.

1010. BUT THEN — THE DINOSAUR ESCAPE. AND THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN

1011. AND THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN STOP THEM IS CARLEY SOHANSON.

1012. AND THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN STOP THEM IS CARLEY SOHANSON. I'M SORRY, WHO?

1013. STOP THEM IS CARLEY SOHANSON. I'M SORRY, WHO?

1014. I'M SORRY, WHO? CARLEY SOHANSON.

1015. CARLEY SOHANSON. YES, YOU KNOW.

1016. YES, YOU KNOW. YOU KNOW HER.

1017. YES, YOU KNOW. YOU KNOW HER. YES.

1018. YOU KNOW HER. YES. "THE AVENGERS."

1019. YES. "THE AVENGERS." SCARLETT JOHANSSON, YES, IS

1020. "THE AVENGERS." SCARLETT JOHANSSON, YES, IS THEY MY WIFE.

1021. SCARLETT JOHANSSON, YES, IS THEY MY WIFE. YES, AND MY WIFE IS RIHANNA.

1022. THEY MY WIFE. YES, AND MY WIFE IS RIHANNA.

1023. YES, AND MY WIFE IS RIHANNA. I'M MARRIED TO THE UMBRELLA!

1024. I'M MARRIED TO THE UMBRELLA! I DON'T LIKE HOW HARD YOU

1025. I DON'T LIKE HOW HARD YOU GUYS ARE LAUGHING.

1026. I DON'T LIKE HOW HARD YOU GUYS ARE LAUGHING.

1027. GUYS ARE LAUGHING. LET'S JUST MOVE ON TO THE NEXT

1028. LET'S JUST MOVE ON TO THE NEXT SUMMER MOVIE.

1029. LET'S JUST MOVE ON TO THE NEXT SUMMER MOVIE. REMEMBER, YOU DON'T HAVE TO

1030. SUMMER MOVIE. REMEMBER, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GUESS WHAT THE PLOT IS.

1031. REMEMBER, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GUESS WHAT THE PLOT IS. YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME.

1032. GUESS WHAT THE PLOT IS. YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME. YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME.

1033. YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME. YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME. I'M GOING TO DO EXACTLY THAT.

1034. YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME. I'M GOING TO DO EXACTLY THAT.

1035. I'M GOING TO DO EXACTLY THAT. THE NEXT MOVIE FROM THE SUMMER

1036. THE NEXT MOVIE FROM THE SUMMER IS "FANTASTIC 4."

1037. THE NEXT MOVIE FROM THE SUMMER IS "FANTASTIC 4." I IMAGINE THIS MOVIE GONNA BE

1038. IS "FANTASTIC 4." I IMAGINE THIS MOVIE GONNA BE ABOUT — THREE, MAYBE FOUR

1039. I IMAGINE THIS MOVIE GONNA BE ABOUT — THREE, MAYBE FOUR PEOPLE.

1040. ABOUT — THREE, MAYBE FOUR PEOPLE.

1041. PEOPLE. AND THEY PROBABLY FANTASTIC.

1042. AND THEY PROBABLY FANTASTIC. YEAH.

1043. YEAH. BUT YOU KNOW WHO'S SOMEBODY WHO

1044. YEAH. BUT YOU KNOW WHO'S SOMEBODY WHO NOT FANTASTIC?

1045. BUT YOU KNOW WHO'S SOMEBODY WHO NOT FANTASTIC? GARY FIELDS.

1046. NOT FANTASTIC? GARY FIELDS. WHO IS GARY FIELDS?

1047. GARY FIELDS. WHO IS GARY FIELDS? YOU KNOW.

1048. WHO IS GARY FIELDS? YOU KNOW. GARY FIELDS.

1049. YOU KNOW. GARY FIELDS.

1050. GARY FIELDS. WHAT?

1051. WHAT? HE HATE MONDAY EVEN THOUGH HE

1052. WHAT? HE HATE MONDAY EVEN THOUGH HE DON'T HAVE A JOB.

1053. HE HATE MONDAY EVEN THOUGH HE DON'T HAVE A JOB.

1054. DON'T HAVE A JOB. EVERY DAY THE SAME FOR A CAT, AM

1055. EVERY DAY THE SAME FOR A CAT, AM I RIGHT, GUYS?

1056. EVERY DAY THE SAME FOR A CAT, AM I RIGHT, GUYS?

1057. I RIGHT, GUYS?

1058. DON'T APPLAUD, NO.

1059. DON'T APPLAUD, NO. DON'T.

1060. DON'T APPLAUD, NO. DON'T. WE'RE DOING GARFIELD MATERIAL

1061. DON'T. WE'RE DOING GARFIELD MATERIAL NOW?

1062. WE'RE DOING GARFIELD MATERIAL NOW? YES.

1063. NOW? YES. BUT WE GOT TO TALK ABOUT "KARATE

1064. YES. BUT WE GOT TO TALK ABOUT "KARATE KID."

1065. BUT WE GOT TO TALK ABOUT "KARATE KID." OH.

1066. KID." OH. YES.

1067. OH. YES. IF I HAD TO GUESS, IT WILL BE

1068. YES. IF I HAD TO GUESS, IT WILL BE LIKE THE FIRST ONE.

1069. IF I HAD TO GUESS, IT WILL BE LIKE THE FIRST ONE. WHERE A CHINESE GUY TEACH A

1070. LIKE THE FIRST ONE. WHERE A CHINESE GUY TEACH A LITTLE BOY TO WHACK OFF.

1071. WHERE A CHINESE GUY TEACH A LITTLE BOY TO WHACK OFF.

1072. LITTLE BOY TO WHACK OFF. I'M SORRY?

1073. I'M SORRY? YOU KNOW.

1074. I'M SORRY? YOU KNOW. WHACK ON, WHACK OFF.

1075. YOU KNOW. WHACK ON, WHACK OFF.

1076. WHACK ON, WHACK OFF. NO.

1077. NO. IT'S WAX.

1078. NO. IT'S WAX. AH, I'M NOT SURE IF HE HAD

1079. IT'S WAX. AH, I'M NOT SURE IF HE HAD THE KID WAXED BEFORE.

1080. AH, I'M NOT SURE IF HE HAD THE KID WAXED BEFORE.

1081. THE KID WAXED BEFORE. CAN WE JUST GET BACK TO THE

1082. CAN WE JUST GET BACK TO THE MOVIES?

1083. CAN WE JUST GET BACK TO THE MOVIES? WHAT ABOUT "SUPERMAN"?

1084. MOVIES? WHAT ABOUT "SUPERMAN"? I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.

1085. WHAT ABOUT "SUPERMAN"? I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.

1086. I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS. BUT YOU KNOW WHO THE REAL

1087. BUT YOU KNOW WHO THE REAL SUPERHERO?

1088. BUT YOU KNOW WHO THE REAL SUPERHERO? SINGLE MOTHERS.

1089. SUPERHERO? SINGLE MOTHERS. OH, GOD.

1090. SINGLE MOTHERS. OH, GOD.

1091. OH, GOD. DON'T, DON'T.

1092. DON'T, DON'T. DON'T DO THAT.

1093. DON'T, DON'T. DON'T DO THAT. ALL RIGHT, MOVIE GUY, ANYTHING

1094. DON'T DO THAT. ALL RIGHT, MOVIE GUY, ANYTHING YOU WANT TO COVER BEFORE WE GO?

1095. ALL RIGHT, MOVIE GUY, ANYTHING YOU WANT TO COVER BEFORE WE GO? YES.

1096. YOU WANT TO COVER BEFORE WE GO? YES. I HAVE A JOKE.

1097. YES. I HAVE A JOKE.

1098. I HAVE A JOKE. A JOKE?

1099. A JOKE? YEAH.

1100. A JOKE? YEAH. THE JOKE IS, GATORADE ZERO.

1101. YEAH. THE JOKE IS, GATORADE ZERO. ZERO.

1102. THE JOKE IS, GATORADE ZERO. ZERO. WHAT'S IN THERE?

1103. ZERO. WHAT'S IN THERE?

1104. WHAT'S IN THERE? AM I RIGHT, GUYS?

1105. AM I RIGHT, GUYS? MOVIE GUY, EVERYONE!

1106. MOVIE GUY, EVERYONE! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

1107. MOVIE GUY, EVERYONE! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

1108. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! > WEIGHT WATCHERS SAID IT IS

1109. > WEIGHT WATCHERS SAID IT IS FILING FOR BANKRUPTCY PROTECTION

1110. > WEIGHT WATCHERS SAID IT IS FILING FOR BANKRUPTCY PROTECTION TO ELIMINATE MORE THAN $1

1111. FILING FOR BANKRUPTCY PROTECTION TO ELIMINATE MORE THAN $1 BILLION IN DEBT.

1112. TO ELIMINATE MORE THAN $1 BILLION IN DEBT. BUT YOU KNOW THEY'RE JUST GOING

1113. BILLION IN DEBT. BUT YOU KNOW THEY'RE JUST GOING TO GAIN IT ALL BACK.

1114. BUT YOU KNOW THEY'RE JUST GOING TO GAIN IT ALL BACK.

1115. TO GAIN IT ALL BACK. > AMERICAN AIRLINES HAS

1116. > AMERICAN AIRLINES HAS INTRODUCED A NEW FIRST CLASS

1117. > AMERICAN AIRLINES HAS INTRODUCED A NEW FIRST CLASS OPTION CALLED FLAGSHIP SUITES

1118. INTRODUCED A NEW FIRST CLASS OPTION CALLED FLAGSHIP SUITES THAT FEATURES PRIVACY DOORS, A

1119. OPTION CALLED FLAGSHIP SUITES THAT FEATURES PRIVACY DOORS, A COOL-TOUCH PILLOW, AND A

1120. THAT FEATURES PRIVACY DOORS, A COOL-TOUCH PILLOW, AND A LIE-FLATBED.

1121. COOL-TOUCH PILLOW, AND A LIE-FLATBED. AMERICAN AIRLINES, GET PREGNANT

1122. LIE-FLATBED. AMERICAN AIRLINES, GET PREGNANT WITH US.

1123. AMERICAN AIRLINES, GET PREGNANT WITH US.

1124. WITH US. > K-POP STAR LISA IS BEING

1125. > K-POP STAR LISA IS BEING CRITICIZED FOR HER MET GALA

1126. > K-POP STAR LISA IS BEING CRITICIZED FOR HER MET GALA OUTFIT THAT APPEARED TO FEATURE

1127. CRITICIZED FOR HER MET GALA OUTFIT THAT APPEARED TO FEATURE IMAGES OF ROSA PARKS ON THE

1128. OUTFIT THAT APPEARED TO FEATURE IMAGES OF ROSA PARKS ON THE CROTCH.

1129. IMAGES OF ROSA PARKS ON THE CROTCH. BUT — AT LEAST THEY PUT HER IN

1130. CROTCH. BUT — AT LEAST THEY PUT HER IN THE FRONT.

1131. BUT — AT LEAST THEY PUT HER IN THE FRONT.

1132. THE FRONT. AM I RIGHT, GUYS?

1133. AM I RIGHT, GUYS? > A LAMBORGHINI YACHT OFF THE

1134. > A LAMBORGHINI YACHT OFF THE COAST OF MIAMI BEACH SANK WHILE

1135. > A LAMBORGHINI YACHT OFF THE COAST OF MIAMI BEACH SANK WHILE CARRYING MORE THAN 30 SOCIAL

1136. COAST OF MIAMI BEACH SANK WHILE CARRYING MORE THAN 30 SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCERS.

1137. CARRYING MORE THAN 30 SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCERS. LIKE.

1138. MEDIA INFLUENCERS. LIKE.

1139. LIKE. > THE U.S. NAVY SAID THAT FOR

1140. > THE U.S. NAVY SAID THAT FOR THE SECOND WEEK IN A ROW, AN

1141. > THE U.S. NAVY SAID THAT FOR THE SECOND WEEK IN A ROW, AN F-18 FIGHTER JET FELL OFF AN

1142. THE SECOND WEEK IN A ROW, AN F-18 FIGHTER JET FELL OFF AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER INTO THE OCEAN.

1143. F-18 FIGHTER JET FELL OFF AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER INTO THE OCEAN. WELL, THANKFULLY THERE'S NOBODY

1144. AIRCRAFT CARRIER INTO THE OCEAN. WELL, THANKFULLY THERE'S NOBODY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN WHO

1145. WELL, THANKFULLY THERE'S NOBODY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN WHO COULD USE TWO AIRPLANES — OH

1146. AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN WHO COULD USE TWO AIRPLANES — OH GOD.

1147. COULD USE TWO AIRPLANES — OH GOD.

1148. GOD. > EXPERTS ARE NOTING THE "R

1149. > EXPERTS ARE NOTING THE "R WORD" HAS BECOME MORE

1150. > EXPERTS ARE NOTING THE "R WORD" HAS BECOME MORE COMMONPLACE DUE TO ITS USE BY

1151. WORD" HAS BECOME MORE COMMONPLACE DUE TO ITS USE BY PEOPLE LIKE ELON MUSK AND YE.

1152. COMMONPLACE DUE TO ITS USE BY PEOPLE LIKE ELON MUSK AND YE. YEAH, BUT THEY CAN SAY IT

1153. PEOPLE LIKE ELON MUSK AND YE. YEAH, BUT THEY CAN SAY IT BECAUSE THEY'RE —

1154. YEAH, BUT THEY CAN SAY IT BECAUSE THEY'RE —

1155. BECAUSE THEY'RE — RICH, THEY'RE RICH.

1156. RICH, THEY'RE RICH. I WAS GOING TO SAY THEY'RE RICH.

1157. RICH, THEY'RE RICH. I WAS GOING TO SAY THEY'RE RICH. JUST KIDDING.

1158. I WAS GOING TO SAY THEY'RE RICH. JUST KIDDING. > PRESIDENT TRUMP'S TARIFFS

1159. JUST KIDDING. > PRESIDENT TRUMP'S TARIFFS ARE HAVING MASSIVE CASCADING

1160. > PRESIDENT TRUMP'S TARIFFS ARE HAVING MASSIVE CASCADING EFFECTS ON GLOBAL TRADE.

1161. ARE HAVING MASSIVE CASCADING EFFECTS ON GLOBAL TRADE. HERE TO UNPACK HOW THIS WILL

1162. EFFECTS ON GLOBAL TRADE. HERE TO UNPACK HOW THIS WILL AFFECT YOU, THE CONSUMER, IS A

1163. HERE TO UNPACK HOW THIS WILL AFFECT YOU, THE CONSUMER, IS A GUY WHO JUST WALKED INTO A

1164. AFFECT YOU, THE CONSUMER, IS A GUY WHO JUST WALKED INTO A SPIDERWEB.

1165. GUY WHO JUST WALKED INTO A SPIDERWEB.

1166. SPIDERWEB. OH, WOW, I'M SO SORRY.

1167. OH, WOW, I'M SO SORRY. I WALKED INTO A SPIDERWEB.

1168. OH, WOW, I'M SO SORRY. I WALKED INTO A SPIDERWEB. I THINK THERE WAS A SPIDER IN

1169. I WALKED INTO A SPIDERWEB. I THINK THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT.

1170. I THINK THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT. I FELT SOMETHING HIT MY

1171. IT. I FELT SOMETHING HIT MY SHOULDER.

1172. I FELT SOMETHING HIT MY SHOULDER. IS THERE ANYTHING ON ME?

1173. SHOULDER. IS THERE ANYTHING ON ME? I REALLY — I DON'T SEE

1174. IS THERE ANYTHING ON ME? I REALLY — I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.

1175. I REALLY — I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. OH, SORRY.

1176. ANYTHING. OH, SORRY. TAKE US THROUGH WHAT'S GOING

1177. OH, SORRY. TAKE US THROUGH WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THESE TARIFFS.

1178. TAKE US THROUGH WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THESE TARIFFS. THE MORE I HEAR ABOUT THE

1179. ON WITH THESE TARIFFS. THE MORE I HEAR ABOUT THE TARIFFS, THE MORE CONFUSED I

1180. THE MORE I HEAR ABOUT THE TARIFFS, THE MORE CONFUSED I GET.

1181. TARIFFS, THE MORE CONFUSED I GET. YEAH, WELL, I LIKE TO TELL —

1182. GET. YEAH, WELL, I LIKE TO TELL — I FEEL SOMETHING.

1183. YEAH, WELL, I LIKE TO TELL — I FEEL SOMETHING. THERE'S A SPIDER!

1184. I FEEL SOMETHING. THERE'S A SPIDER! THERE'S A SPIDER ON ME!

1185. THERE'S A SPIDER! THERE'S A SPIDER ON ME! IT'S ON ME!

1186. THERE'S A SPIDER ON ME! IT'S ON ME! I CAN FEEL IT!

1187. IT'S ON ME! I CAN FEEL IT! IS IT ON ME?

1188. I CAN FEEL IT! IS IT ON ME? GET IT OFF!

1189. IS IT ON ME? GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

1190. GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! WHERE IS IT?

1191. GET IT OFF! WHERE IS IT? I FEEL IT, I FEEL IT!

1192. WHERE IS IT? I FEEL IT, I FEEL IT!

1193. I FEEL IT, I FEEL IT!

1194. GET IT OFF, WHERE IS IT?

1195. GET IT OFF, WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT?

1196. GET IT OFF, WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT?

1197. WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT? IT'S RIGHT THERE.

1198. WHERE IS IT? IT'S RIGHT THERE. OH, MY GOD!

1199. IT'S RIGHT THERE. OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

1200. OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! I'M SO SORRY.

1201. OH, MY GOD! I'M SO SORRY. I FELT IT ON MY SKIN!

1202. I'M SO SORRY. I FELT IT ON MY SKIN!

1203. I FELT IT ON MY SKIN! ON MY SKIN!

1204. ON MY SKIN! I'M SO SORRY.

1205. ON MY SKIN! I'M SO SORRY. I'M SO SORRY.

1206. I'M SO SORRY. I'M SO SORRY. OH!

1207. I'M SO SORRY. OH! OH!

1208. OH! OH! OH, OH.

1209. OH! OH, OH.

1210. OH, OH. SORRY.

1211. SORRY. SHOULD I STILL TALK ABOUT

1212. SORRY. SHOULD I STILL TALK ABOUT TARIFFS?

1213. SHOULD I STILL TALK ABOUT TARIFFS? NO!

1214. TARIFFS? NO!

1215. NO! THE GUY WHO JUST WALKED INTO A

1216. THE GUY WHO JUST WALKED INTO A SPIDERWEB.

1217. THE GUY WHO JUST WALKED INTO A SPIDERWEB.

1218. SPIDERWEB. WHAT IS THIS SHOW?

1219. WHAT IS THIS SHOW? > 85-YEAR-OLD MOTOWN LEGEND

1220. > 85-YEAR-OLD MOTOWN LEGEND SMOKEY ROBINSON HAS BEEN ACCUSED

1221. > 85-YEAR-OLD MOTOWN LEGEND SMOKEY ROBINSON HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT BY FOUR OF HIS

1222. SMOKEY ROBINSON HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT BY FOUR OF HIS FORMER HOUSEKEEPERS.

1223. OF SEXUAL ASSAULT BY FOUR OF HIS FORMER HOUSEKEEPERS. ROBINSON PLANS TO BEAT THE

1224. FORMER HOUSEKEEPERS. ROBINSON PLANS TO BEAT THE CHARGES BY BEING DEAD SOON.

1225. ROBINSON PLANS TO BEAT THE CHARGES BY BEING DEAD SOON.

1226. CHARGES BY BEING DEAD SOON.

1227. > A NEW REPORT LISTS THE

1228. > A NEW REPORT LISTS THE HAPPIEST CITY IN THE U.S. AS NEW

1229. > A NEW REPORT LISTS THE HAPPIEST CITY IN THE U.S. AS NEW YORK.

1230. HAPPIEST CITY IN THE U.S. AS NEW YORK.

1231. YORK. YES.

1232. YES. YEAH.

1233. YES. YEAH. I DON'T KNOW WHO TOOK THAT

1234. YEAH. I DON'T KNOW WHO TOOK THAT SURVEY.

1235. I DON'T KNOW WHO TOOK THAT SURVEY.

1236. SURVEY. THE HAPPIEST CITY IN THE U.S.

1237. THE HAPPIEST CITY IN THE U.S. WAS NEW YORK, WHILE THE LEAST

1238. THE HAPPIEST CITY IN THE U.S. WAS NEW YORK, WHILE THE LEAST HAPPY, DICK SPLINTER, NORTH

1239. WAS NEW YORK, WHILE THE LEAST HAPPY, DICK SPLINTER, NORTH DAKOTA.

1240. HAPPY, DICK SPLINTER, NORTH DAKOTA.

1241. DAKOTA. ROUGH CITY, MAN.

1242. ROUGH CITY, MAN. > THE MAKERS OF THE "GRAND

1243. ROUGH CITY, MAN. > THE MAKERS OF THE "GRAND THEFT AUTO" VIDEO GAME SERIES

1244. > THE MAKERS OF THE "GRAND THEFT AUTO" VIDEO GAME SERIES ANNOUNCED THE RELEASE OF THE

1245. THEFT AUTO" VIDEO GAME SERIES ANNOUNCED THE RELEASE OF THE NEWEST VERSION OF THE GAME WILL

1246. ANNOUNCED THE RELEASE OF THE NEWEST VERSION OF THE GAME WILL BE DELAYED TO MAY 2026.

1247. NEWEST VERSION OF THE GAME WILL BE DELAYED TO MAY 2026. YOU KNOW WHAT, GOOD.

1248. BE DELAYED TO MAY 2026. YOU KNOW WHAT, GOOD. MAYBE KIDS WILL FINALLY TURN OFF

1249. YOU KNOW WHAT, GOOD. MAYBE KIDS WILL FINALLY TURN OFF THEIR PLAYSTATIONS, GO OUTSIDE,

1250. MAYBE KIDS WILL FINALLY TURN OFF THEIR PLAYSTATIONS, GO OUTSIDE, AND SLAP A REAL PROSTITUTE.

1251. THEIR PLAYSTATIONS, GO OUTSIDE, AND SLAP A REAL PROSTITUTE.

1252. AND SLAP A REAL PROSTITUTE. > A DOCTOR IN SCOTLAND WHO

1253. > A DOCTOR IN SCOTLAND WHO SECRETLY HID CAMERAS IN HIS

1254. > A DOCTOR IN SCOTLAND WHO SECRETLY HID CAMERAS IN HIS BATHROOMS SO HE COULD COMPARE

1255. SECRETLY HID CAMERAS IN HIS BATHROOMS SO HE COULD COMPARE THE SIZE OF HIS PENIS TO OTHER

1256. BATHROOMS SO HE COULD COMPARE THE SIZE OF HIS PENIS TO OTHER MEN'S HAS BEEN SENTENCED TO 18

1257. THE SIZE OF HIS PENIS TO OTHER MEN'S HAS BEEN SENTENCED TO 18 MONTHS IN PRISON, WHERE HIS

1258. MEN'S HAS BEEN SENTENCED TO 18 MONTHS IN PRISON, WHERE HIS STUDIES CONTINUE.

1259. MONTHS IN PRISON, WHERE HIS STUDIES CONTINUE.

1260. STUDIES CONTINUE.

1261. > WELL, IT IS MOTHER'S DAY.

1262. > WELL, IT IS MOTHER'S DAY. NO GOOD TRANSITION.

1263. NO GOOD TRANSITION. IT'S MOTHER'S DAY, AND SPRING

1264. NO GOOD TRANSITION. IT'S MOTHER'S DAY, AND SPRING HAS SPRUNG HERE IN NEW YORK

1265. IT'S MOTHER'S DAY, AND SPRING HAS SPRUNG HERE IN NEW YORK CITY, WHICH MEANS MORE TOURISTS

1266. HAS SPRUNG HERE IN NEW YORK CITY, WHICH MEANS MORE TOURISTS THAN EVER.

1267. CITY, WHICH MEANS MORE TOURISTS THAN EVER. HERE WITH HER TIPS HOW TO

1268. THAN EVER. HERE WITH HER TIPS HOW TO SURVIVE THE BIG APPLE IS DIANNE,

1269. HERE WITH HER TIPS HOW TO SURVIVE THE BIG APPLE IS DIANNE, THE MOM WHO'S ONLY READ ABOUT

1270. SURVIVE THE BIG APPLE IS DIANNE, THE MOM WHO'S ONLY READ ABOUT NEW YORK ON FACEBOOK.

1271. THE MOM WHO'S ONLY READ ABOUT NEW YORK ON FACEBOOK.

1272. NEW YORK ON FACEBOOK. HELLO, NEW YORK!

1273. HELLO, NEW YORK! YA I AM!

1274. HELLO, NEW YORK! YA I AM! HELLO, DIANNE, WELCOME.

1275. YA I AM! HELLO, DIANNE, WELCOME. DO YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR BAG

1276. HELLO, DIANNE, WELCOME. DO YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR BAG DOWN?

1277. DO YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR BAG DOWN? NICE TRY, GUY.

1278. DOWN? NICE TRY, GUY.

1279. NICE TRY, GUY. ALL RIGHT.

1280. ALL RIGHT. ANY TIPS FROM YOUR VISIT SO FAR?

1281. ALL RIGHT. ANY TIPS FROM YOUR VISIT SO FAR? YEAH.

1282. ANY TIPS FROM YOUR VISIT SO FAR? YEAH. NEW YORK IS A BEAUTIFUL CITY.

1283. YEAH. NEW YORK IS A BEAUTIFUL CITY. YOU CAN GO TO CENTRAL PARK, HOME

1284. NEW YORK IS A BEAUTIFUL CITY. YOU CAN GO TO CENTRAL PARK, HOME OF THE METS, AND YAY, A THOUSAND

1285. YOU CAN GO TO CENTRAL PARK, HOME OF THE METS, AND YAY, A THOUSAND CRACKHEADS, NO THANKS.

1286. OF THE METS, AND YAY, A THOUSAND CRACKHEADS, NO THANKS.

1287. CRACKHEADS, NO THANKS. I'LL STAY IN MY HOTEL ROOM WITH

1288. I'LL STAY IN MY HOTEL ROOM WITH MY QVC AND MY DEAD BOLT LOCKED.

1289. I'LL STAY IN MY HOTEL ROOM WITH MY QVC AND MY DEAD BOLT LOCKED. OKAY, WELL SORRY, NEW YORK'S

1290. MY QVC AND MY DEAD BOLT LOCKED. OKAY, WELL SORRY, NEW YORK'S REALLY NOT THAT BAD.

1291. OKAY, WELL SORRY, NEW YORK'S REALLY NOT THAT BAD. NO, COLIN, IT IS.

1292. REALLY NOT THAT BAD. NO, COLIN, IT IS. OKAY?

1293. NO, COLIN, IT IS. OKAY? SO — I READ A POST, ALL RIGHT?

1294. OKAY? SO — I READ A POST, ALL RIGHT? ABOUT A WOMAN.

1295. SO — I READ A POST, ALL RIGHT? ABOUT A WOMAN. MY NEIGHBORHOOD, MY AGE, WHITE.

1296. ABOUT A WOMAN. MY NEIGHBORHOOD, MY AGE, WHITE.

1297. MY NEIGHBORHOOD, MY AGE, WHITE. MOTHER OF FOUR.

1298. MOTHER OF FOUR. SHE VISITED NEW YORK, OKAY?

1299. MOTHER OF FOUR. SHE VISITED NEW YORK, OKAY? TAKES THE SUBWAY.

1300. SHE VISITED NEW YORK, OKAY? TAKES THE SUBWAY. TWO STOPS LATER, HER AIRPODS ARE

1301. TAKES THE SUBWAY. TWO STOPS LATER, HER AIRPODS ARE MISSING, SHE'S GOT TWO FACE

1302. TWO STOPS LATER, HER AIRPODS ARE MISSING, SHE'S GOT TWO FACE TATTOOS, AND SHE'S A CRIP.

1303. MISSING, SHE'S GOT TWO FACE TATTOOS, AND SHE'S A CRIP.

1304. TATTOOS, AND SHE'S A CRIP. SO YEAH, CATCH ME AT THE

1305. SO YEAH, CATCH ME AT THE MARRIOTT CIVIC CENTER.

1306. SO YEAH, CATCH ME AT THE MARRIOTT CIVIC CENTER. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S TRUE,

1307. MARRIOTT CIVIC CENTER. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S TRUE, DIANNE.

1308. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S TRUE, DIANNE. YOU SEEM A LITTLE ON EDGE.

1309. DIANNE. YOU SEEM A LITTLE ON EDGE. ON EDGE?

1310. YOU SEEM A LITTLE ON EDGE. ON EDGE? I'M NOT ON ANYTHING.

1311. ON EDGE? I'M NOT ON ANYTHING. I'M NOT SMOKING THAT CHOPPED

1312. I'M NOT ON ANYTHING. I'M NOT SMOKING THAT CHOPPED CHEESE, OKAY?

1313. I'M NOT SMOKING THAT CHOPPED CHEESE, OKAY?

1314. CHEESE, OKAY? I'M HIGH ON TWO THINGS.

1315. I'M HIGH ON TWO THINGS. JAMBA AND JUICE.

1316. I'M HIGH ON TWO THINGS. JAMBA AND JUICE. WORD.

1317. JAMBA AND JUICE. WORD.

1318. WORD. OKAY.

1319. OKAY. DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER TIPS?

1320. OKAY. DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER TIPS? OH, YEAH, HEY.

1321. DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER TIPS? OH, YEAH, HEY. DON'T BUY A SINGLE THING.

1322. OH, YEAH, HEY. DON'T BUY A SINGLE THING. OKAY?

1323. DON'T BUY A SINGLE THING. OKAY? LISTEN TO THIS, ALL RIGHT?

1324. OKAY? LISTEN TO THIS, ALL RIGHT? I READ A POST.

1325. LISTEN TO THIS, ALL RIGHT? I READ A POST. OH.

1326. I READ A POST. OH. ABOUT A WOMAN.

1327. OH. ABOUT A WOMAN. SAME SCHOOL DISTRICT, OKAY?

1328. ABOUT A WOMAN. SAME SCHOOL DISTRICT, OKAY? MY AGE.

1329. SAME SCHOOL DISTRICT, OKAY? MY AGE. WHITE.

1330. MY AGE. WHITE.

1331. WHITE. VISITS NEW YORK.

1332. VISITS NEW YORK. WANTS A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES.

1333. VISITS NEW YORK. WANTS A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES. VENDOR SEEPS NICE.

1334. WANTS A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES. VENDOR SEEPS NICE. CUTS HER A DEAL.

1335. VENDOR SEEPS NICE. CUTS HER A DEAL. SHE PUTS THEM ON.

1336. CUTS HER A DEAL. SHE PUTS THEM ON. WHAT DOES SHE SEE?

1337. SHE PUTS THEM ON. WHAT DOES SHE SEE? PORN EVERYWHERE.

1338. WHAT DOES SHE SEE? PORN EVERYWHERE.

1339. PORN EVERYWHERE. PORN?

1340. PORN? YES, YES, IT ERASED ALL OF

1341. PORN? YES, YES, IT ERASED ALL OF HER MEMORIES, AND NOW ALL SHE

1342. YES, YES, IT ERASED ALL OF HER MEMORIES, AND NOW ALL SHE REMEMBERS IS PORN.

1343. HER MEMORIES, AND NOW ALL SHE REMEMBERS IS PORN. PORN.

1344. REMEMBERS IS PORN. PORN.

1345. PORN. ALL SHE REMEMBERS IS PORN?

1346. ALL SHE REMEMBERS IS PORN? SORRY, KIDS, MOMMY JUST KNOWS

1347. ALL SHE REMEMBERS IS PORN? SORRY, KIDS, MOMMY JUST KNOWS PORN NOW, SHE CAN'T COME TO YOUR

1348. SORRY, KIDS, MOMMY JUST KNOWS PORN NOW, SHE CAN'T COME TO YOUR RECITAL BECAUSE SHE'S ON THE

1349. PORN NOW, SHE CAN'T COME TO YOUR RECITAL BECAUSE SHE'S ON THE BANG BUS.

1350. RECITAL BECAUSE SHE'S ON THE BANG BUS.

1351. BANG BUS. OH, MY GOD.

1352. OH, MY GOD. OKAY, HERE'S ANOTHER TIP.

1353. OH, MY GOD. OKAY, HERE'S ANOTHER TIP. DO NOT HAVE YOUR PICTURE TAKEN.

1354. OKAY, HERE'S ANOTHER TIP. DO NOT HAVE YOUR PICTURE TAKEN. DON'T HAVE YOUR PICTURE

1355. DO NOT HAVE YOUR PICTURE TAKEN. DON'T HAVE YOUR PICTURE TAKEN, WHY?

1356. DON'T HAVE YOUR PICTURE TAKEN, WHY? SO — I READ A POST ABOUT A

1357. TAKEN, WHY? SO — I READ A POST ABOUT A WOMAN, ABOUT MY AGE, BEAUTIFUL

1358. SO — I READ A POST ABOUT A WOMAN, ABOUT MY AGE, BEAUTIFUL MOTHER OF FOUR.

1359. WOMAN, ABOUT MY AGE, BEAUTIFUL MOTHER OF FOUR. MIXED.

1360. MOTHER OF FOUR. MIXED.

1361. MIXED. YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY THAT.

1362. YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY THAT. WELL, I WANT TO.

1363. YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY THAT. WELL, I WANT TO.

1364. WELL, I WANT TO. SO, SHE HAD JUST GOTTEN OUT OF A

1365. SO, SHE HAD JUST GOTTEN OUT OF A FABULOUS MATINEE OF "MAMMA MIA"

1366. SO, SHE HAD JUST GOTTEN OUT OF A FABULOUS MATINEE OF "MAMMA MIA" WHEN THIS MAN OFFERS TO TAKE HER

1367. FABULOUS MATINEE OF "MAMMA MIA" WHEN THIS MAN OFFERS TO TAKE HER PHOTO.

1368. WHEN THIS MAN OFFERS TO TAKE HER PHOTO. SHE PASSES OUT, WAKES UP IN ABU

1369. PHOTO. SHE PASSES OUT, WAKES UP IN ABU DHABI, CHAINED TO A BED.

1370. SHE PASSES OUT, WAKES UP IN ABU DHABI, CHAINED TO A BED.

1371. DHABI, CHAINED TO A BED. NO WAY.

1372. NO WAY. SORRY, KIDS, MOMMY'S LAST

1373. NO WAY. SORRY, KIDS, MOMMY'S LAST NAME IS ABDUL NOW.

1374. SORRY, KIDS, MOMMY'S LAST NAME IS ABDUL NOW.

1375. NAME IS ABDUL NOW. DIANNE, CALM DOWN.

1376. DIANNE, CALM DOWN. OKAY.

1377. DIANNE, CALM DOWN. OKAY. WHAT?

1378. OKAY. WHAT? PUT DOWN YOUR BAG.

1379. WHAT? PUT DOWN YOUR BAG. NO ONE IS TRYING TO TAKE YOUR

1380. PUT DOWN YOUR BAG. NO ONE IS TRYING TO TAKE YOUR MONEY.

1381. NO ONE IS TRYING TO TAKE YOUR MONEY. OH, YEAH, LIKE I WOULD KEEP

1382. MONEY. OH, YEAH, LIKE I WOULD KEEP MONEY IN MY BAG IN NEW YORK,

1383. OH, YEAH, LIKE I WOULD KEEP MONEY IN MY BAG IN NEW YORK, RIGHT.

1384. MONEY IN MY BAG IN NEW YORK, RIGHT. WHERE DO YOU KEEP IT?

1385. RIGHT. WHERE DO YOU KEEP IT? IN MY BUTT.

1386. WHERE DO YOU KEEP IT? IN MY BUTT.

1387. IN MY BUTT. YOU KEEP MONEY IN YOUR BUTT,

1388. YOU KEEP MONEY IN YOUR BUTT, SERIOUSLY?

1389. YOU KEEP MONEY IN YOUR BUTT, SERIOUSLY? YEP, YEP.

1390. SERIOUSLY? YEP, YEP. I HAVE $2,000 CASH, PLUS MY

1391. YEP, YEP. I HAVE $2,000 CASH, PLUS MY JEWELRY, PLUS MY "LION KING"

1392. I HAVE $2,000 CASH, PLUS MY JEWELRY, PLUS MY "LION KING" TICKETS.

1393. JEWELRY, PLUS MY "LION KING" TICKETS.

1394. TICKETS. AREN'T "LION KING" TICKETS

1395. AREN'T "LION KING" TICKETS ONLINE?

1396. AREN'T "LION KING" TICKETS ONLINE? COLIN, YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS.

1397. ONLINE? COLIN, YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS. I READ A POST.

1398. COLIN, YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS. I READ A POST. ABOUT A WOMAN, MY AGE.

1399. I READ A POST. ABOUT A WOMAN, MY AGE. SAME CHURCH.

1400. ABOUT A WOMAN, MY AGE. SAME CHURCH. SHE WAS — WHAT WAS MOANA?

1401. SAME CHURCH. SHE WAS — WHAT WAS MOANA? NO, NO.

1402. SHE WAS — WHAT WAS MOANA? NO, NO.

1403. NO, NO. DIANNE, EVERYONE!

1404. DIANNE, EVERYONE! FOR "WEEKEND UPDATE," I'M

1405. DEATHLY DINER. THIS PART OF THE PARK IS HORROR THEMED.

1406. THIS PART OF THE PARK IS HORROR THEMED. FUN, RIGHT?

1407. THEMED. FUN, RIGHT? SO FUN, I LOVE SCARY STUFF.

1408. FUN, RIGHT? SO FUN, I LOVE SCARY STUFF. RIDES WERE GREAT BUT I'M READY

1409. SO FUN, I LOVE SCARY STUFF. RIDES WERE GREAT BUT I'M READY TO EAT.

1410. RIDES WERE GREAT BUT I'M READY TO EAT. GREETINGS, DINERS.

1411. TO EAT. GREETINGS, DINERS. IS IT YOUR FIRST TIME "DYING"

1412. GREETINGS, DINERS. IS IT YOUR FIRST TIME "DYING" WITH US THIS AFTERNOON?

1413. IS IT YOUR FIRST TIME "DYING" WITH US THIS AFTERNOON? HA HA.

1414. WITH US THIS AFTERNOON? HA HA. HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR MEAL.

1415. HA HA. HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR MEAL. IT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST.

1416. HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR MEAL. IT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST. OOH!

1417. IT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST. OOH! AAH, KIDS, ARE YOU SCARED?

1418. OOH! AAH, KIDS, ARE YOU SCARED? I AM.

1419. AAH, KIDS, ARE YOU SCARED? I AM. FUN, RIGHT, GUYS?

1420. I AM. FUN, RIGHT, GUYS? WE'RE LOOKING FOR A TABLE FOR

1421. FUN, RIGHT, GUYS? WE'RE LOOKING FOR A TABLE FOR FOUR.

1422. WE'RE LOOKING FOR A TABLE FOR FOUR. RIGHT THIS WAY.

1423. FOUR. RIGHT THIS WAY. BUT WATCH YOUR STEP.

1424. RIGHT THIS WAY. BUT WATCH YOUR STEP. THERE'S BLOOD ON THE FLOOR.

1425. BUT WATCH YOUR STEP. THERE'S BLOOD ON THE FLOOR. OOH!

1426. THERE'S BLOOD ON THE FLOOR. OOH! ENJOY YOUR MEAL.

1427. OOH! ENJOY YOUR MEAL. IT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST.

1428. ENJOY YOUR MEAL. IT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST.

1429. IT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST. YES.

1430. YES. YOU SAID THAT.

1431. YES. YOU SAID THAT. HA HA HA HA!

1432. YOU SAID THAT. HA HA HA HA! FUN, KIDS.

1433. HA HA HA HA! FUN, KIDS. FUN RIGHT, KIDS?

1434. FUN, KIDS. FUN RIGHT, KIDS? HELLO, DINERS.

1435. FUN RIGHT, KIDS? HELLO, DINERS. I'LL BE YOUR EVIL SERVER

1436. HELLO, DINERS. I'LL BE YOUR EVIL SERVER TONIGHT.

1437. I'LL BE YOUR EVIL SERVER TONIGHT. I'LL BE BACK TO TAKE YOUR ORDER.

1438. TONIGHT. I'LL BE BACK TO TAKE YOUR ORDER. BUT BE CAREFUL.

1439. I'LL BE BACK TO TAKE YOUR ORDER. BUT BE CAREFUL. IT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST.

1440. BUT BE CAREFUL. IT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST.

1441. IT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST. HONEY, DOES THE STAFF SEEM

1442. HONEY, DOES THE STAFF SEEM SORT OF BAD AT THIS?

1443. HONEY, DOES THE STAFF SEEM SORT OF BAD AT THIS? SORT OF.

1444. SORT OF BAD AT THIS? SORT OF. I FEEL LIKE THERE SHOULD BE MORE

1445. SORT OF. I FEEL LIKE THERE SHOULD BE MORE OF A STORY.

1446. I FEEL LIKE THERE SHOULD BE MORE OF A STORY. BUT THE THEME PARK DID JUST

1447. OF A STORY. BUT THE THEME PARK DID JUST OPEN THIS WEEK, SO MAYBE THEY'RE

1448. BUT THE THEME PARK DID JUST OPEN THIS WEEK, SO MAYBE THEY'RE STILL IRONING IT OUT.

1449. OPEN THIS WEEK, SO MAYBE THEY'RE STILL IRONING IT OUT. I'VE GOT YOUR WATERS.

1450. STILL IRONING IT OUT. I'VE GOT YOUR WATERS. FOR YOU.

1451. I'VE GOT YOUR WATERS. FOR YOU. BUT BE CAREFUL.

1452. FOR YOU. BUT BE CAREFUL.

1453. BUT BE CAREFUL. THEY MIGHT BE YOUR LAST.

1454. THEY MIGHT BE YOUR LAST. DO WE NOT GET MORE WATER?

1455. DO WE NOT GET MORE WATER? NO, YOU DO.

1456. DO WE NOT GET MORE WATER? NO, YOU DO. BUT ENJOY IT AND BE CAREFUL.

1457. NO, YOU DO. BUT ENJOY IT AND BE CAREFUL. IT MAY BE YOUR LAST.

1458. BUT ENJOY IT AND BE CAREFUL. IT MAY BE YOUR LAST.

1459. IT MAY BE YOUR LAST. DRINK.

1460. DRINK. YOU GUYS SAID IT MIGHT BE OUR

1461. DRINK. YOU GUYS SAID IT MIGHT BE OUR LAST A LOT NOW.

1462. YOU GUYS SAID IT MIGHT BE OUR LAST A LOT NOW. HA HA HA!

1463. LAST A LOT NOW. HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

1464. HA HA HA! HA HA HA! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, ACTUALLY,

1465. HA HA HA! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, ACTUALLY, WE'D LOVE TO HEAR MORE OF THE

1466. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, ACTUALLY, WE'D LOVE TO HEAR MORE OF THE STORY OF YOUR SCARY RESTAURANT.

1467. WE'D LOVE TO HEAR MORE OF THE STORY OF YOUR SCARY RESTAURANT. IS THE THEME OF THIS PLACE JUST

1468. STORY OF YOUR SCARY RESTAURANT. IS THE THEME OF THIS PLACE JUST DYING?

1469. IS THE THEME OF THIS PLACE JUST DYING? NO, NO.

1470. DYING? NO, NO. IT'S ALSO — HM.

1471. NO, NO. IT'S ALSO — HM. CAN'T THINK OF WHAT TO SAY.

1472. IT'S ALSO — HM. CAN'T THINK OF WHAT TO SAY.

1473. CAN'T THINK OF WHAT TO SAY. DAN, DAN?

1474. DAN, DAN? YES, YES?

1475. DAN, DAN? YES, YES? TELL THESE CORPSES THE SCARY

1476. YES, YES? TELL THESE CORPSES THE SCARY BACKSTORY THAT I CAN'T QUITE

1477. TELL THESE CORPSES THE SCARY BACKSTORY THAT I CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER.

1478. BACKSTORY THAT I CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER. WELL.

1479. REMEMBER. WELL. RIGHT NOW, THERE'S A WITCH IN

1480. WELL. RIGHT NOW, THERE'S A WITCH IN OUR BASEMENT.

1481. RIGHT NOW, THERE'S A WITCH IN OUR BASEMENT. UH-HUH.

1482. OUR BASEMENT. UH-HUH. AND A VAMPIRE IN OUR ATTIC.

1483. UH-HUH. AND A VAMPIRE IN OUR ATTIC. OKAY.

1484. AND A VAMPIRE IN OUR ATTIC. OKAY. AND THERE'S A WOMAN BEING

1485. OKAY. AND THERE'S A WOMAN BEING SLAPPED AROUND IN OUR KITCHEN.

1486. AND THERE'S A WOMAN BEING SLAPPED AROUND IN OUR KITCHEN.

1487. SLAPPED AROUND IN OUR KITCHEN. EXCUSE ME?

1488. EXCUSE ME? NO, NO, NO, NOT LIKE THAT.

1489. EXCUSE ME? NO, NO, NO, NOT LIKE THAT. WHAT DAN MEANS IS, SHE IS

1490. NO, NO, NO, NOT LIKE THAT. WHAT DAN MEANS IS, SHE IS GETTING HURT.

1491. WHAT DAN MEANS IS, SHE IS GETTING HURT. PHYSICALLY.

1492. GETTING HURT. PHYSICALLY. BUT DON'T WORRY, SHE'S TURNED

1493. PHYSICALLY. BUT DON'T WORRY, SHE'S TURNED ON BY IT, IT WAS HER IDEA.

1494. BUT DON'T WORRY, SHE'S TURNED ON BY IT, IT WAS HER IDEA.

1495. ON BY IT, IT WAS HER IDEA. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

1496. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. STOP.

1497. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. STOP. OUR KIDS ARE 10 AND 12.

1498. STOP. OUR KIDS ARE 10 AND 12. YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M JUST GOING TO

1499. OUR KIDS ARE 10 AND 12. YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M JUST GOING TO GET THE BLOODY STEAK.

1500. YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M JUST GOING TO GET THE BLOODY STEAK. CAN I SUB THE SALAD FOR FRIES?

1501. GET THE BLOODY STEAK. CAN I SUB THE SALAD FOR FRIES? YES.

1502. CAN I SUB THE SALAD FOR FRIES? YES. BUT BE CAREFUL.

1503. YES. BUT BE CAREFUL. IT COSTS A DOLLAR EXTRA.

1504. BUT BE CAREFUL. IT COSTS A DOLLAR EXTRA.

1505. IT COSTS A DOLLAR EXTRA. AND I'LL HAVE THE CHICKEN

1506. AND I'LL HAVE THE CHICKEN TERI-SCARY.

1507. AND I'LL HAVE THE CHICKEN TERI-SCARY. WHY WOULDN'T YOU JUST CALL IT

1508. TERI-SCARY. WHY WOULDN'T YOU JUST CALL IT THE CHICKEN SCARY-YAKI.

1509. WHY WOULDN'T YOU JUST CALL IT THE CHICKEN SCARY-YAKI. BECAUSE.

1510. THE CHICKEN SCARY-YAKI. BECAUSE. WE DIDN'T THINK OF THAT.

1511. BECAUSE. WE DIDN'T THINK OF THAT.

1512. WE DIDN'T THINK OF THAT. IT'S OUR FIRST DAY.

1513. IT'S OUR FIRST DAY. OH.

1514. IT'S OUR FIRST DAY. OH. AND IT MIGHT BE OUR LAST.

1515. OH. AND IT MIGHT BE OUR LAST.

1516. AND IT MIGHT BE OUR LAST. OKAY.

1517. OKAY. IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY, ALL RIGHT.

1518. OKAY. IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY, ALL RIGHT. WELL, THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.

1519. IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY, ALL RIGHT. WELL, THAT EXPLAINS A LOT. YES, THE REST OF THE STAFF

1520. WELL, THAT EXPLAINS A LOT. YES, THE REST OF THE STAFF WAS POISONED.

1521. YES, THE REST OF THE STAFF WAS POISONED. WAIT, IS THAT REAL?

1522. WAS POISONED. WAIT, IS THAT REAL? LIKE BY THE FOOD?

1523. WAIT, IS THAT REAL? LIKE BY THE FOOD? YES.

1524. LIKE BY THE FOOD? YES. NO.

1525. YES. NO. NO.

1526. NO. NO. YES.

1527. NO. YES. DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

1528. YES. DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

1529. DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. OKAY.

1530. OKAY. WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?

1531. OKAY. WHERE'S THE BATHROOM? IT'S AROUND THE CORNER TO THE

1532. WHERE'S THE BATHROOM? IT'S AROUND THE CORNER TO THE LEFT.

1533. IT'S AROUND THE CORNER TO THE LEFT. BUT IT'S OCCUPIED DUE TO — THE

1534. LEFT. BUT IT'S OCCUPIED DUE TO — THE KITCHEN WOMAN IS BEING KILLED IN

1535. BUT IT'S OCCUPIED DUE TO — THE KITCHEN WOMAN IS BEING KILLED IN THERE.

1536. KITCHEN WOMAN IS BEING KILLED IN THERE.

1537. THERE. HEY.

1538. HEY. THE WOMAN STUFF IS ACTUALLY KIND

1539. HEY. THE WOMAN STUFF IS ACTUALLY KIND OF UPSETTING.

1540. THE WOMAN STUFF IS ACTUALLY KIND OF UPSETTING. NO, IT'S OKAY.

1541. OF UPSETTING. NO, IT'S OKAY. SHE'S SAFE.

1542. NO, IT'S OKAY. SHE'S SAFE. BUT RIGHT NOW, THERE'S A BUNCH

1543. SHE'S SAFE. BUT RIGHT NOW, THERE'S A BUNCH OF GUYS I THERE HITTING HER ON

1544. BUT RIGHT NOW, THERE'S A BUNCH OF GUYS I THERE HITTING HER ON THE HEAD.

1545. OF GUYS I THERE HITTING HER ON THE HEAD. YEAH.

1546. THE HEAD. YEAH. BUT IT WAS HER IDEA, REMEMBER.

1547. YEAH. BUT IT WAS HER IDEA, REMEMBER. SHE'S HORNY.

1548. BUT IT WAS HER IDEA, REMEMBER. SHE'S HORNY. OH, MY GOD, NEVER MIND.

1549. SHE'S HORNY. OH, MY GOD, NEVER MIND. KIDS, LET'S GO.

1550. OH, MY GOD, NEVER MIND. KIDS, LET'S GO. EXCUSE US, WAITERS.

1551. KIDS, LET'S GO. EXCUSE US, WAITERS. CAN WE PLEASE PUT IN AN ORDER?

1552. EXCUSE US, WAITERS. CAN WE PLEASE PUT IN AN ORDER? IT'S MY 100th BIRTHDAY.

1553. CAN WE PLEASE PUT IN AN ORDER? IT'S MY 100th BIRTHDAY. OH, WELL, THEN — BE CAREFUL.

1554. IT'S MY 100th BIRTHDAY. OH, WELL, THEN — BE CAREFUL.

1555. OH, WELL, THEN — BE CAREFUL. THIS MEAL MAY BE YOUR — FIRST

1556. THIS MEAL MAY BE YOUR — FIRST OF MANY MORE TO COME.

1557. THIS MEAL MAY BE YOUR — FIRST OF MANY MORE TO COME.

1558. > ONCE AGAIN, ARCADE FIRE!

1559. WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT LEAVING ♪ ♪ OH-OOH

1560. ABOUT LEAVING ♪ ♪ OH-OOH I KNEW THAT YOU WOULD

1561. I KNEW THAT YOU WOULD ♪ ♪ IN THE SEASON OF STRANGERS

1562. WHEN WE WERE IN DANGER OH-OOH ♪ ♪ I REACHED OUT TO YOU

1563. OH-OOH ♪ ♪ I REACHED OUT TO YOU LIKE YOU KNEW THAT I WOULD

1564. LIKE YOU KNEW THAT I WOULD LIKE YOU KNEW THAT I WOULD ♪ ♪ IT'S THE SEASON OF CHANGE

1565. LIKE YOU KNEW THAT I WOULD ♪ ♪ IT'S THE SEASON OF CHANGE AND IF YOU FEEL STRANGE

1566. AND IF YOU FEEL STRANGE IT'S PROBABLY GOOD ♪ ♪ IN THE YEAR OF THE RABBIT

1567. IT'S PROBABLY GOOD ♪ ♪ IN THE YEAR OF THE RABBIT I PICKED UP THE HABIT

1568. I PICKED UP THE HABIT OF WAITING ON YOU ♪ ♪ IN THE YEAR OF THE SNAKE

1569. OF WAITING ON YOU ♪ ♪ IN THE YEAR OF THE SNAKE I MADE A CLEAN BREAK

1570. I MADE A CLEAN BREAK AND TRIED SOMETHING NEW ♪ ♪ I FLY IN MY AEROSTAR

1571. AND TRIED SOMETHING NEW ♪ ♪ I FLY IN MY AEROSTAR I PICKED UP A NEW SCAR

1572. I PICKED UP A NEW SCAR I TRIED TO BE GOOD ♪ ♪ BUT I'M A REAL BOY

1573. I TRIED TO BE GOOD ♪ ♪ BUT I'M A REAL BOY MY HEART'S FULL OF LOVE

1574. MY HEART'S FULL OF LOVE IT'S NOT MADE OUT OF WOOD ♪ ♪ SO DO WHAT IS TRUE

1575. DON'T DO WHAT YOU SHOULD ♪ ♪ IT'S THE SEASON OF CHANGE AND IF YOU FEEL STRANGE

1576. IF YOU FEEL STRANGE IT'S PROBABLY GOOD ♪ ♪ SEASON OF CHANGE

1577. IT'S PROBABLY GOOD ♪ ♪ SEASON OF CHANGE IF YOU FEEL STRANGE

1578. IT'S PROBABLY GOOD OH ♪ ♪ LET YOUR HEART BREAK

1579. OH ♪ ♪ LET YOUR HEART BREAK LET THE EARTH QUAKE

1580. LET THE STARS OF TEXAS FALL IN THE LAKE ♪ ♪ JUST DO WHAT IS TRUE

1581. YOU AIN'T GOTTA BE FAKE ♪ ♪ LET THE FIRE BLAZE LET THE LIGHT CHANGE

1582. LET THE HEAVENLY BODY FALL OUT OF PHASE ♪ ♪ IT'S THE NEW AGE

1583. DON'T DO WHAT YOU SHOULD ♪ ♪ IT'S THE SEASON OF CHANGE AND IF YOU FEEL STRANGE

1584. IT'S PROBABLY GOOD WOO ♪ ♪ SEASON OF CHANGE

1585. WOO ♪ ♪ SEASON OF CHANGE IF YOU FEEL STRANGE

1586. IF YOU FEEL STRANGE IT'S PROBABLY GOOD ♪ ♪ SEASON OF CHANGE

1587. IT'S PROBABLY GOOD ♪ ♪ SEASON OF CHANGE IF YOU FEEL STRANGE

1588. > IT'S BEEN SUCH A GREAT NIGHT. I REALLY CAN'T THANK YOU GUYS

1589. NIGHT. I REALLY CAN'T THANK YOU GUYS ENOUGH.

1590. I REALLY CAN'T THANK YOU GUYS ENOUGH. INCOME.

1591. ENOUGH. INCOME. YOU'RE LIKE FAMILY.

1592. INCOME. YOU'RE LIKE FAMILY. LISTEN, NICK, I DIDN'T ASK

1593. YOU'RE LIKE FAMILY. LISTEN, NICK, I DIDN'T ASK YOU HERE TONIGHT JUST FOR THE

1594. LISTEN, NICK, I DIDN'T ASK YOU HERE TONIGHT JUST FOR THE PLEASURE OF YOUR COMPANY.

1595. YOU HERE TONIGHT JUST FOR THE PLEASURE OF YOUR COMPANY. THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO TELL

1596. PLEASURE OF YOUR COMPANY. THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO TELL YOU.

1597. THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO TELL YOU. OKAY.

1598. YOU. OKAY. I'VE DECIDED TO MAKE YOU

1599. OKAY. I'VE DECIDED TO MAKE YOU PARTNER.

1600. I'VE DECIDED TO MAKE YOU PARTNER. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

1601. PARTNER. ARE YOU SERIOUS? VERY MUCH SO.

1602. ARE YOU SERIOUS? VERY MUCH SO. CONGRATULATIONS, NICK.

1603. VERY MUCH SO. CONGRATULATIONS, NICK. THANK YOU.

1604. CONGRATULATIONS, NICK. THANK YOU. THANK YOU!

1605. THANK YOU. THANK YOU! MR. PATTERSON, I WON'T LET YOU

1606. THANK YOU! MR. PATTERSON, I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.

1607. MR. PATTERSON, I WON'T LET YOU DOWN. I KNOW YOU WON'T.

1608. DOWN. I KNOW YOU WON'T. HOW ABOUT WE CELEBRATE WITH SOME

1609. I KNOW YOU WON'T. HOW ABOUT WE CELEBRATE WITH SOME CHAMPAGNE?

1610. HOW ABOUT WE CELEBRATE WITH SOME CHAMPAGNE? YES, SOUNDS GREAT.

1611. CHAMPAGNE? YES, SOUNDS GREAT. YOU MIND IF I USE YOUR BATHROOM

1612. YES, SOUNDS GREAT. YOU MIND IF I USE YOUR BATHROOM REAL QUICK?

1613. YOU MIND IF I USE YOUR BATHROOM REAL QUICK? SURE, YEAH.

1614. REAL QUICK? SURE, YEAH. IT'S RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.

1615. SURE, YEAH. IT'S RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. WHOO.

1616. IT'S RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. WHOO. PARTNER.

1617. WHOO. PARTNER.

1618. PARTNER.

1619. NOW, IT'S GOING TO BE A LOT

1620. NOW, IT'S GOING TO BE A LOT OF WORK.

1621. NOW, IT'S GOING TO BE A LOT OF WORK. I'M READY FOR THAT, SIR.

1622. OF WORK. I'M READY FOR THAT, SIR. I KNOW YOU HAVE A LOT ON YOUR

1623. I'M READY FOR THAT, SIR. I KNOW YOU HAVE A LOT ON YOUR PLATE, SO THINGS COULD GET

1624. I KNOW YOU HAVE A LOT ON YOUR PLATE, SO THINGS COULD GET MESSY.

1625. PLATE, SO THINGS COULD GET MESSY. BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU

1626. MESSY. BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU JUST HAVE TO PUSH.

1627. BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU JUST HAVE TO PUSH. COME ON, NOW.

1628. JUST HAVE TO PUSH. COME ON, NOW. COME ON, NOW.

1629. COME ON, NOW. COME ON, NOW. SOMETHING WRONG, NICK?

1630. COME ON, NOW. SOMETHING WRONG, NICK? NO, NO.

1631. SOMETHING WRONG, NICK? NO, NO. JUST FEELING GRATEFUL.

1632. NO, NO. JUST FEELING GRATEFUL. NO, NO, I'M GRATEFUL TO YOU.

1633. JUST FEELING GRATEFUL. NO, NO, I'M GRATEFUL TO YOU. FRANKLY, I'VE BEEN DESPERATE FOR

1634. NO, NO, I'M GRATEFUL TO YOU. FRANKLY, I'VE BEEN DESPERATE FOR A SOLID NUMBER TWO.

1635. FRANKLY, I'VE BEEN DESPERATE FOR A SOLID NUMBER TWO. EVERYTHING OKAY, NICK?

1636. A SOLID NUMBER TWO. EVERYTHING OKAY, NICK? YEAH.

1637. EVERYTHING OKAY, NICK? YEAH. YEP.

1638. YEAH. YEP. EVERYTHING'S GREAT.

1639. YEP. EVERYTHING'S GREAT. LOOK, IT'S GOING TO BE A

1640. EVERYTHING'S GREAT. LOOK, IT'S GOING TO BE A STRUGGLE AT FIRST, BUT JUST

1641. LOOK, IT'S GOING TO BE A STRUGGLE AT FIRST, BUT JUST FIGHT THROUGH IT, AND I KNOW

1642. STRUGGLE AT FIRST, BUT JUST FIGHT THROUGH IT, AND I KNOW YOU'LL MAKE A BIG SPLASH.

1643. FIGHT THROUGH IT, AND I KNOW YOU'LL MAKE A BIG SPLASH. NICK, COULD YOU GET US ANOTHER

1644. YOU'LL MAKE A BIG SPLASH. NICK, COULD YOU GET US ANOTHER BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE?

1645. NICK, COULD YOU GET US ANOTHER BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE? SURE, MRS. PATTERSON.

1646. BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE? SURE, MRS. PATTERSON. OVERWHELMING, ISN'T IT?

1647. SURE, MRS. PATTERSON. OVERWHELMING, ISN'T IT? SO MUCH TO TAKE IN.

1648. OVERWHELMING, ISN'T IT? SO MUCH TO TAKE IN. YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE

1649. SO MUCH TO TAKE IN. YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THE WET WIPES OVER THE TANK.

1650. YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THE WET WIPES OVER THE TANK. WATER!

1651. THE WET WIPES OVER THE TANK. WATER! OH!

1652. WATER! OH! OH, OH!

1653. OH! OH, OH! WET WIPES GOOD.

1654. OH, OH! WET WIPES GOOD. HELLO.

1655. WET WIPES GOOD. HELLO. HELP ME.

1656. HELLO. HELP ME. AAHHH!

1657. HELP ME. AAHHH! OH, MY GOD.

1658. AAHHH! OH, MY GOD. MAYBE NOW I'LL BE PARTNER.

1659. OH, MY GOD. MAYBE NOW I'LL BE PARTNER. AAHHH!

1660. MAYBE NOW I'LL BE PARTNER. AAHHH!

1661. > I WANT TO THANK ARCADE FIRE, CECILY STRONG, MAMA, LORNE MICHAELS, THIS AMAZING CAST AND

1662. CECILY STRONG, MAMA, LORNE MICHAELS, THIS AMAZING CAST AND CREW AND ONE OF THE GREATEST

1663. MICHAELS, THIS AMAZING CAST AND CREW AND ONE OF THE GREATEST WEEKS OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.

1664. CREW AND ONE OF THE GREATEST WEEKS OF MY ENTIRE LIFE. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!

1665. WEEKS OF MY ENTIRE LIFE. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!