Saturday Night Live 49x17

1. > THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING. I AM DR. PAP AND THIS IS SPECIAL

2. > THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING. I AM DR. PAP AND THIS IS SPECIAL AGENT FITZSIMMONS WITH THE FSA.

3. I AM DR. PAP AND THIS IS SPECIAL AGENT FITZSIMMONS WITH THE FSA. YOU'RE ALL HERE BECAUSE

4. AGENT FITZSIMMONS WITH THE FSA. YOU'RE ALL HERE BECAUSE YOU'VE EXPERIENCED A VERIFIED

5. YOU'RE ALL HERE BECAUSE YOU'VE EXPERIENCED A VERIFIED ALIEN ABDUCTION.

6. YOU'VE EXPERIENCED A VERIFIED ALIEN ABDUCTION. YEAH.

7. ALIEN ABDUCTION. YEAH. YOU KNOW, IT WAS WILD.

8. YEAH. YOU KNOW, IT WAS WILD. ONE SECOND, WE'RE THREE FRIENDS

9. YOU KNOW, IT WAS WILD. ONE SECOND, WE'RE THREE FRIENDS ON A CAMPING TRIP, AND THE NEXT

10. ONE SECOND, WE'RE THREE FRIENDS ON A CAMPING TRIP, AND THE NEXT WE'RE CITIZENS OF THE STARS.

11. ON A CAMPING TRIP, AND THE NEXT WE'RE CITIZENS OF THE STARS. AND, SIR, BEFORE WE BEGIN,

12. WE'RE CITIZENS OF THE STARS. AND, SIR, BEFORE WE BEGIN, MAY I SAY SOMETHING?

13. AND, SIR, BEFORE WE BEGIN, MAY I SAY SOMETHING? I'M JUST REALIZING THAT I WAS

14. MAY I SAY SOMETHING? I'M JUST REALIZING THAT I WAS WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT THE LAST

15. I'M JUST REALIZING THAT I WAS WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE.

16. WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE. I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I DO

17. TIME I WAS HERE. I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I DO HAVE OTHER CLOTHES.

18. I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I DO HAVE OTHER CLOTHES. NOTED.

19. HAVE OTHER CLOTHES. NOTED. NOW, HOW WERE YOU ALL BROUGHT ON

20. NOTED. NOW, HOW WERE YOU ALL BROUGHT ON BOARD THE CRAFT?

21. NOW, HOW WERE YOU ALL BROUGHT ON BOARD THE CRAFT? WELL, WE WERE HIT WITH THIS

22. BOARD THE CRAFT? WELL, WE WERE HIT WITH THIS WARM SOFT LIGHT, AND THEN WE

23. WELL, WE WERE HIT WITH THIS WARM SOFT LIGHT, AND THEN WE MATERIALIZED ON THE SPACESHIP

24. WARM SOFT LIGHT, AND THEN WE MATERIALIZED ON THE SPACESHIP BETWEEN THESE TWO GLOWING BEAMS.

25. MATERIALIZED ON THE SPACESHIP BETWEEN THESE TWO GLOWING BEAMS. AND OUR CLOTHES WERE GONE,

26. BETWEEN THESE TWO GLOWING BEAMS. AND OUR CLOTHES WERE GONE, BUT WE WERE WEARING THESE COMFY

27. AND OUR CLOTHES WERE GONE, BUT WE WERE WEARING THESE COMFY ROBES MADE OF TRANSPARENT LIGHT.

28. BUT WE WERE WEARING THESE COMFY ROBES MADE OF TRANSPARENT LIGHT. AND YOU, MS. RAFFERTY?

29. ROBES MADE OF TRANSPARENT LIGHT. AND YOU, MS. RAFFERTY?

30. AND YOU, MS. RAFFERTY? LITTLE DIFFERENT FOR ME.

31. LITTLE DIFFERENT FOR ME. I WAS BY THE LAKE TAKING A WHORE

32. LITTLE DIFFERENT FOR ME. I WAS BY THE LAKE TAKING A WHORE BATH.

33. I WAS BY THE LAKE TAKING A WHORE BATH. IT'S WHEN YOU WASH THE PITS AND

34. BATH. IT'S WHEN YOU WASH THE PITS AND BITS.

35. IT'S WHEN YOU WASH THE PITS AND BITS. THEN OUT OF NOWHERE, I GET

36. BITS. THEN OUT OF NOWHERE, I GET SUCKED UP BY A GIANT VACUUM

37. THEN OUT OF NOWHERE, I GET SUCKED UP BY A GIANT VACUUM CLEANER HOSE, AND I LAND ON THE

38. SUCKED UP BY A GIANT VACUUM CLEANER HOSE, AND I LAND ON THE SHIP, STILL PANTSLESS, MIND YOU,

39. CLEANER HOSE, AND I LAND ON THE SHIP, STILL PANTSLESS, MIND YOU, SO MY JOUSER AND MY DEUCER ARE

40. SHIP, STILL PANTSLESS, MIND YOU, SO MY JOUSER AND MY DEUCER ARE ON FULL DISPLAY, AND I SEE MY

41. SO MY JOUSER AND MY DEUCER ARE ON FULL DISPLAY, AND I SEE MY OLD BUDDIES THE GRAY ALIENS WITH

42. ON FULL DISPLAY, AND I SEE MY OLD BUDDIES THE GRAY ALIENS WITH THE BIG DUMB EYES, AND IT HITS

43. OLD BUDDIES THE GRAY ALIENS WITH THE BIG DUMB EYES, AND IT HITS ME I'VE BEEN ON THIS SPACESHIP

44. THE BIG DUMB EYES, AND IT HITS ME I'VE BEEN ON THIS SPACESHIP MORE TIMES THAN I'VE BEEN TO A

45. ME I'VE BEEN ON THIS SPACESHIP MORE TIMES THAN I'VE BEEN TO A DENTIST.

46. MORE TIMES THAN I'VE BEEN TO A DENTIST. AND ONCE ABOARD THE SHIP,

47. DENTIST. AND ONCE ABOARD THE SHIP, WHAT HAPPENED.

48. AND ONCE ABOARD THE SHIP, WHAT HAPPENED. >> WELL, THE ALIENS TAUGHT US

49. WHAT HAPPENED. >> WELL, THE ALIENS TAUGHT US A UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE.

50. >> WELL, THE ALIENS TAUGHT US A UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE. THE CLOSEST WE HAVE TO IT IS

51. A UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE. THE CLOSEST WE HAVE TO IT IS LOVE.

52. THE CLOSEST WE HAVE TO IT IS LOVE. IT'S A SOOTHING BEAUTIFUL

53. LOVE. IT'S A SOOTHING BEAUTIFUL SOUND.

54. IT'S A SOOTHING BEAUTIFUL SOUND. I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO IT

55. SOUND. I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO IT JUSTICE, BUT IT'S LIKE A — I

56. I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO IT JUSTICE, BUT IT'S LIKE A — I DIDN'T DO IT JUSTICE I DON'T

57. JUSTICE, BUT IT'S LIKE A — I DIDN'T DO IT JUSTICE I DON'T THINK.

58. DIDN'T DO IT JUSTICE I DON'T THINK. ALL RIGHT.

59. THINK. ALL RIGHT. NOW THIS GETS MY GUNK BECAUSE

60. ALL RIGHT. NOW THIS GETS MY GUNK BECAUSE THESE TWO ARE GETTING ASRM LOVE

61. NOW THIS GETS MY GUNK BECAUSE THESE TWO ARE GETTING ASRM LOVE TINGLES, MEANWHILE DOWN IN GEN

62. THESE TWO ARE GETTING ASRM LOVE TINGLES, MEANWHILE DOWN IN GEN POP, THE GRAYS AND I ARE DOING

63. TINGLES, MEANWHILE DOWN IN GEN POP, THE GRAYS AND I ARE DOING OUR USUAL DANCE.

64. POP, THE GRAYS AND I ARE DOING OUR USUAL DANCE. THEY'RE BATTING MY KNOCKERS,

65. OUR USUAL DANCE. THEY'RE BATTING MY KNOCKERS, THEY'RE STARING DOWN THE BARREL

66. THEY'RE BATTING MY KNOCKERS, THEY'RE STARING DOWN THE BARREL OF MY SOUTH MOUTH.

67. THEY'RE STARING DOWN THE BARREL OF MY SOUTH MOUTH. BUT I DON'T KNOW THEIR HEART

68. OF MY SOUTH MOUTH. BUT I DON'T KNOW THEIR HEART WASN'T IN IT.

69. BUT I DON'T KNOW THEIR HEART WASN'T IN IT. I SAW ONE OF THEM DO THIS

70. WASN'T IN IT. I SAW ONE OF THEM DO THIS LIKE — I'M GOOD.

71. I SAW ONE OF THEM DO THIS LIKE — I'M GOOD. YOU KNOW, YOU CAN HAVE MY TURN.

72. LIKE — I'M GOOD. YOU KNOW, YOU CAN HAVE MY TURN. ANYWAY, THAT'S WHEN TODD HERE

73. YOU KNOW, YOU CAN HAVE MY TURN. ANYWAY, THAT'S WHEN TODD HERE SHOWED UP.

74. ANYWAY, THAT'S WHEN TODD HERE SHOWED UP. TODD, YOU LEFT THE BEINGS

75. SHOWED UP. TODD, YOU LEFT THE BEINGS MADE OF LIGHT?

76. TODD, YOU LEFT THE BEINGS MADE OF LIGHT? I DID, SIR.

77. MADE OF LIGHT? I DID, SIR. I GOT LOST ON THE WAY TO THE

78. I DID, SIR. I GOT LOST ON THE WAY TO THE BATHROOM.

79. I GOT LOST ON THE WAY TO THE BATHROOM. AND HOW DID THEY REACT WHEN

80. BATHROOM. AND HOW DID THEY REACT WHEN YOU WALKED INTO THE ROOM?

81. AND HOW DID THEY REACT WHEN YOU WALKED INTO THE ROOM? LIKE MIDDLE SCHOOLERS MEETING

82. YOU WALKED INTO THE ROOM? LIKE MIDDLE SCHOOLERS MEETING TAYLOR SWIFT.

83. LIKE MIDDLE SCHOOLERS MEETING TAYLOR SWIFT. THEY JUST MOBBED US.

84. TAYLOR SWIFT. THEY JUST MOBBED US. I WONDER WHAT WAS THE CAUSE

85. THEY JUST MOBBED US. I WONDER WHAT WAS THE CAUSE OF THE EXCITEMENT.

86. I WONDER WHAT WAS THE CAUSE OF THE EXCITEMENT. CAN I THROW OUT A THEORY?

87. OF THE EXCITEMENT. CAN I THROW OUT A THEORY? THESE THINGS, THEY'RE SMOOTH

88. CAN I THROW OUT A THEORY? THESE THINGS, THEY'RE SMOOTH DOWN THERE.

89. THESE THINGS, THEY'RE SMOOTH DOWN THERE. THEY'RE LIKE A BROKEN DOORBELL,

90. DOWN THERE. THEY'RE LIKE A BROKEN DOORBELL, YOU KNOW?

91. THEY'RE LIKE A BROKEN DOORBELL, YOU KNOW? NO DONG.

92. YOU KNOW? NO DONG. AND YOU KNOW, I'M WEARING MY

93. NO DONG. AND YOU KNOW, I'M WEARING MY SEE-THROUGH ROBE, SO WHEN THEY

94. AND YOU KNOW, I'M WEARING MY SEE-THROUGH ROBE, SO WHEN THEY SAW THAT I WAS PACKING A TROLL

95. SEE-THROUGH ROBE, SO WHEN THEY SAW THAT I WAS PACKING A TROLL NOSE, MY TROLL NOSE, YOU KNOW,

96. SAW THAT I WAS PACKING A TROLL NOSE, MY TROLL NOSE, YOU KNOW, THEY JUST WENT RIGHT FOR IT.

97. NOSE, MY TROLL NOSE, YOU KNOW, THEY JUST WENT RIGHT FOR IT. YEAH.

98. THEY JUST WENT RIGHT FOR IT. YEAH. MY GRUMPY AND MY DUMPY WERE OLD

99. YEAH. MY GRUMPY AND MY DUMPY WERE OLD NEWS THE MINUTE THEY SAW TODD'S

100. MY GRUMPY AND MY DUMPY WERE OLD NEWS THE MINUTE THEY SAW TODD'S TROLL NOSE HANGING THERE.

101. NEWS THE MINUTE THEY SAW TODD'S TROLL NOSE HANGING THERE. I'VE NEVER HEARD THE TERM

102. TROLL NOSE HANGING THERE. I'VE NEVER HEARD THE TERM TROLL NOSE BEFORE.

103. I'VE NEVER HEARD THE TERM TROLL NOSE BEFORE. YOU MUST BE HANGING OUT AT A

104. TROLL NOSE BEFORE. YOU MUST BE HANGING OUT AT A DIFFERENT BOWLING ALLY THAN WE

105. YOU MUST BE HANGING OUT AT A DIFFERENT BOWLING ALLY THAN WE DO, SIR.

106. DIFFERENT BOWLING ALLY THAN WE DO, SIR. I'LL ASK THAT WE ALL STOP

107. DO, SIR. I'LL ASK THAT WE ALL STOP SAYING TROLL NOSE, PLEASE.

108. I'LL ASK THAT WE ALL STOP SAYING TROLL NOSE, PLEASE. DURING THIS OR FOREVER?

109. SAYING TROLL NOSE, PLEASE. DURING THIS OR FOREVER? DURING THIS.

110. DURING THIS OR FOREVER? DURING THIS. NOW, WHAT WAS HAPPENING IN THE

111. DURING THIS. NOW, WHAT WAS HAPPENING IN THE OTHER AREA OF THE SHIP?

112. NOW, WHAT WAS HAPPENING IN THE OTHER AREA OF THE SHIP? OH, THEY SHOWED A SINGLE ATOM

113. OTHER AREA OF THE SHIP? OH, THEY SHOWED A SINGLE ATOM OF SOMETHING CALLED INFINITEM

114. OH, THEY SHOWED A SINGLE ATOM OF SOMETHING CALLED INFINITEM WHICH CAN POWER THE EARTH FOR

115. OF SOMETHING CALLED INFINITEM WHICH CAN POWER THE EARTH FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS.

116. WHICH CAN POWER THE EARTH FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. YEAH.

117. THOUSANDS OF YEARS. YEAH. CUT TO WHERE I AM.

118. YEAH. CUT TO WHERE I AM. TODD'S JUNK HAS WHIPPED THE

119. CUT TO WHERE I AM. TODD'S JUNK HAS WHIPPED THE GRAYS INTO A FRENZY.

120. TODD'S JUNK HAS WHIPPED THE GRAYS INTO A FRENZY. THEY GOT HIM STOOD UP LIKE —

121. GRAYS INTO A FRENZY. THEY GOT HIM STOOD UP LIKE — WELL, TODD, DO YOU MIND?

122. THEY GOT HIM STOOD UP LIKE — WELL, TODD, DO YOU MIND? SO THEY'RE TAKING TURNS CHECKING

123. WELL, TODD, DO YOU MIND? SO THEY'RE TAKING TURNS CHECKING UNDER THE HOOD.

124. SO THEY'RE TAKING TURNS CHECKING UNDER THE HOOD. THEY'RE LIKE — THEY'RE LIKE

125. UNDER THE HOOD. THEY'RE LIKE — THEY'RE LIKE THIS REACHING UP, THEY'RE KIND

126. THEY'RE LIKE — THEY'RE LIKE THIS REACHING UP, THEY'RE KIND OF — THEY'RE FLICKING IT.

127. THIS REACHING UP, THEY'RE KIND OF — THEY'RE FLICKING IT. YOU KNOW?

128. OF — THEY'RE FLICKING IT. YOU KNOW? THEY'RE LIKE — THEY'RE BATTING

129. YOU KNOW? THEY'RE LIKE — THEY'RE BATTING AROUND LIKE A CAT.

130. THEY'RE LIKE — THEY'RE BATTING AROUND LIKE A CAT. THEY'RE — YOU KNOW, THEY'RE

131. AROUND LIKE A CAT. THEY'RE — YOU KNOW, THEY'RE SNIFFING IT.

132. THEY'RE — YOU KNOW, THEY'RE SNIFFING IT. ONE GUY, HE TRIED TO WEAR IT

133. SNIFFING IT. ONE GUY, HE TRIED TO WEAR IT LIKE A HAT.

134. ONE GUY, HE TRIED TO WEAR IT LIKE A HAT. YOU KNOW?

135. LIKE A HAT. YOU KNOW? HE HAD IT DRAPED OVER HIS NOSE

136. YOU KNOW? HE HAD IT DRAPED OVER HIS NOSE LIKE A VIKING HELMET.

137. HE HAD IT DRAPED OVER HIS NOSE LIKE A VIKING HELMET. AND THEN, ONE OF THOSE LUNATICS

138. LIKE A VIKING HELMET. AND THEN, ONE OF THOSE LUNATICS GRABBED ON TO THIS THING, TRIED

139. AND THEN, ONE OF THOSE LUNATICS GRABBED ON TO THIS THING, TRIED TO HOIST HIMSELF UP.

140. GRABBED ON TO THIS THING, TRIED TO HOIST HIMSELF UP. I SAID, CAREFUL, BUDDY.

141. TO HOIST HIMSELF UP. I SAID, CAREFUL, BUDDY. LAST TIME I PULLED ON ONE THAT

142. I SAID, CAREFUL, BUDDY. LAST TIME I PULLED ON ONE THAT HARD, COP CHANGED HIS MIND AND

143. LAST TIME I PULLED ON ONE THAT HARD, COP CHANGED HIS MIND AND DID WRITE ME A TICKET.

144. HARD, COP CHANGED HIS MIND AND DID WRITE ME A TICKET. AND JUST IN CASE YOU'RE

145. DID WRITE ME A TICKET. AND JUST IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING, I DID NOT BECOME

146. AND JUST IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING, I DID NOT BECOME AROUSED.

147. WONDERING, I DID NOT BECOME AROUSED. ANY TIME I FELT LIKE I MIGHT, I

148. AROUSED. ANY TIME I FELT LIKE I MIGHT, I JUST LOOKED AT COLLEEN HERE, AND

149. ANY TIME I FELT LIKE I MIGHT, I JUST LOOKED AT COLLEEN HERE, AND IT TOOK CARE OF IT FOR ME.

150. JUST LOOKED AT COLLEEN HERE, AND IT TOOK CARE OF IT FOR ME. YOU KNOW?

151. IT TOOK CARE OF IT FOR ME. YOU KNOW? I'VE KILLED MORE CHUBBIES

152. YOU KNOW? I'VE KILLED MORE CHUBBIES THAN DIABETES.

153. I'VE KILLED MORE CHUBBIES THAN DIABETES. AND HOW WERE YOU ALL SENT

154. THAN DIABETES. AND HOW WERE YOU ALL SENT HOME?

155. AND HOW WERE YOU ALL SENT HOME? I WENT BACK TO THE SMART

156. HOME? I WENT BACK TO THE SMART ALIENS, AND THEY TOUCHED OUR

157. I WENT BACK TO THE SMART ALIENS, AND THEY TOUCHED OUR HEADS TO THEIRS, AND WE WERE

158. ALIENS, AND THEY TOUCHED OUR HEADS TO THEIRS, AND WE WERE BACK ON EARTH.

159. HEADS TO THEIRS, AND WE WERE BACK ON EARTH. YEAH.

160. BACK ON EARTH. YEAH. AND THEY GAVE ME THIS.

161. YEAH. AND THEY GAVE ME THIS. THEY WANTED US TO HAVE IT TO

162. AND THEY GAVE ME THIS. THEY WANTED US TO HAVE IT TO MAKE OUR WORLD BETTER.

163. THEY WANTED US TO HAVE IT TO MAKE OUR WORLD BETTER. I ALSO GOT A FAREWELL

164. MAKE OUR WORLD BETTER. I ALSO GOT A FAREWELL SOUVENIR COURTESY OF ONE OF MY

165. I ALSO GOT A FAREWELL SOUVENIR COURTESY OF ONE OF MY GRAY PALS WHO BITCH SLAPPED ME

166. SOUVENIR COURTESY OF ONE OF MY GRAY PALS WHO BITCH SLAPPED ME OUT OF AN OPEN HATCH, AND THEN I

167. GRAY PALS WHO BITCH SLAPPED ME OUT OF AN OPEN HATCH, AND THEN I FALL 30 FEET AND I LAND FACE

168. OUT OF AN OPEN HATCH, AND THEN I FALL 30 FEET AND I LAND FACE DOWN WITH MY WEAN HOLE AND MY

169. FALL 30 FEET AND I LAND FACE DOWN WITH MY WEAN HOLE AND MY BEAN HOLE POINTED RIGHT AT KIM'S

170. DOWN WITH MY WEAN HOLE AND MY BEAN HOLE POINTED RIGHT AT KIM'S FACE.

171. BEAN HOLE POINTED RIGHT AT KIM'S FACE. KIM WHO?

172. FACE. KIM WHO? JONG UN.

173. KIM WHO? JONG UN. BASTARDS DROPPED ME IN NORTH

174. JONG UN. BASTARDS DROPPED ME IN NORTH KOREA.

175. BASTARDS DROPPED ME IN NORTH KOREA. BUT, HEY, NOT THE WORST PLACE

176. KOREA. BUT, HEY, NOT THE WORST PLACE I'VE BEEN ON ALL FOURS.

177. BUT, HEY, NOT THE WORST PLACE I'VE BEEN ON ALL FOURS. AND ON THAT NOTE —

178. I'VE BEEN ON ALL FOURS. AND ON THAT NOTE — LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S

179. AND ON THAT NOTE — LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!

180. LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT! IT'S "SATURDAY

181. SATURDAY NIGHT! IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" WITH —

182. FEATURING —

183. MUSICAL GUEST — CHRIS STAPLETON. AND YOUR HOST — RYAN GOSLING.

184. STAPLETON. AND YOUR HOST — RYAN GOSLING. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RYAN

185. AND YOUR HOST — RYAN GOSLING. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RYAN GOSLING!

186. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RYAN GOSLING!

187. GOSLING! > THANK YOU!

188. > THANK YOU! THANK YOU.

189. > THANK YOU! THANK YOU. IT'S —

190. THANK YOU. IT'S —

191. IT'S — IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK HOSTING

192. IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK HOSTING SNL.

193. IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK HOSTING SNL. I'M HERE BECAUSE OF MY NEW

194. SNL. I'M HERE BECAUSE OF MY NEW MOVIE, "THE FALL GUY" WITH EMILY

195. I'M HERE BECAUSE OF MY NEW MOVIE, "THE FALL GUY" WITH EMILY BLUNT!

196. MOVIE, "THE FALL GUY" WITH EMILY BLUNT! SO DON'T WORRY.

197. BLUNT! SO DON'T WORRY. I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE ANY JOKES

198. SO DON'T WORRY. I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE ANY JOKES ABOUT KEN.

199. I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE ANY JOKES ABOUT KEN. BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY.

200. ABOUT KEN. BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY. KEN AND I, WE HAD TO BREAK UP.

201. BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY. KEN AND I, WE HAD TO BREAK UP. WE WENT TOO DEEP.

202. KEN AND I, WE HAD TO BREAK UP. WE WENT TOO DEEP. AND IT'S OVER.

203. WE WENT TOO DEEP. AND IT'S OVER. SO I'M NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT IT.

204. AND IT'S OVER. SO I'M NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT IT. I ACTUALLY AM GONNA TALK ABOUT

205. SO I'M NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT IT. I ACTUALLY AM GONNA TALK ABOUT IT A LITTLE BIT.

206. I ACTUALLY AM GONNA TALK ABOUT IT A LITTLE BIT.

207. IT A LITTLE BIT. I HAVE TO.

208. I HAVE TO. BECAUSE — THANK YOU.

209. I HAVE TO. BECAUSE — THANK YOU. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU PLAY A

210. BECAUSE — THANK YOU. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU PLAY A CHARACTER THAT HARD, THAT LONG,

211. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU PLAY A CHARACTER THAT HARD, THAT LONG, JUST LETTING GO JUST FEELS LIKE

212. CHARACTER THAT HARD, THAT LONG, JUST LETTING GO JUST FEELS LIKE A BREAKUP.

213. JUST LETTING GO JUST FEELS LIKE A BREAKUP. AND FOR PROCESSING A BREAKUP,

214. A BREAKUP. AND FOR PROCESSING A BREAKUP, THERE'S REALLY ONLY ONE THING

215. AND FOR PROCESSING A BREAKUP, THERE'S REALLY ONLY ONE THING THAT CAN HELP, THE MUSIC OF THE

216. THERE'S REALLY ONLY ONE THING THAT CAN HELP, THE MUSIC OF THE GREAT TAYLOR SWIFT.

217. GREAT TAYLOR SWIFT. ♪ I SHREDDED VENICE BEACH, IT'S

218. SOMETHING ABOUT THAT SPANDEX FELT SO RIGHT ♪ ♪ I LEFT MY ROLLER BLADES IN

219. FELT SO RIGHT ♪ ♪ I LEFT MY ROLLER BLADES IN THAT BIG PINK HOUSE, BUT I STILL

220. IT RIGHT NOW ♪ ♪ OH, THAT SWEET DEFINITION OF

221. INDIGO GIRLS IN THE CAR WITH BABS ♪ ♪ IF I SAID THAT I WAS DOING

222. BABS ♪ ♪ IF I SAID THAT I WAS DOING FINE, YOU KNOW I'D BE LYING,

223. BECAUSE I WAS JUST KEN, AND NOW I'M JUST RYAN ♪ NO, NO, NO, NO.

224. I'M JUST RYAN ♪ NO, NO, NO, NO.

225. NO, NO, NO, NO. HI, EMILY BLUNT.

226. HI, EMILY BLUNT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

227. HI, EMILY BLUNT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

228. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M PROMOTING OUR MOVIE.

229. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M PROMOTING OUR MOVIE. NO, YOU'RE NOT.

230. I'M PROMOTING OUR MOVIE. NO, YOU'RE NOT. WE HAD A WHOLE FULL GAME PLAN.

231. NO, YOU'RE NOT. WE HAD A WHOLE FULL GAME PLAN. IT WAS GOING TO BE EPIC.

232. WE HAD A WHOLE FULL GAME PLAN. IT WAS GOING TO BE EPIC. I WAS GOING TO HIT YOU WITH

233. IT WAS GOING TO BE EPIC. I WAS GOING TO HIT YOU WITH THINGS.

234. I WAS GOING TO HIT YOU WITH THINGS. INSTEAD YOU'RE SINGING ABOUT

235. THINGS. INSTEAD YOU'RE SINGING ABOUT KEN, AGAIN.

236. INSTEAD YOU'RE SINGING ABOUT KEN, AGAIN. BUT IT'S NOT TOTALLY

237. KEN, AGAIN. BUT IT'S NOT TOTALLY UNRELATED.

238. BUT IT'S NOT TOTALLY UNRELATED. I LISTEN TO THIS SONG IN "THE

239. UNRELATED. I LISTEN TO THIS SONG IN "THE FALL GUY" WHILE THINKING ABOUT A

240. I LISTEN TO THIS SONG IN "THE FALL GUY" WHILE THINKING ABOUT A BREAKUP.

241. FALL GUY" WHILE THINKING ABOUT A BREAKUP. I'M DOING EXACTLY WHAT WE TALKED

242. BREAKUP. I'M DOING EXACTLY WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT.

243. I'M DOING EXACTLY WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT. DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT,

244. ABOUT. DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT, THOUGH, RYAN?

245. DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT, THOUGH, RYAN? NO.

246. THOUGH, RYAN? NO. YOU'RE KENNING RIGHT NOW, AND

247. NO. YOU'RE KENNING RIGHT NOW, AND I HATE THAT'S EVEN A VERB.

248. YOU'RE KENNING RIGHT NOW, AND I HATE THAT'S EVEN A VERB. TAKE THE COAT OFF.

249. I HATE THAT'S EVEN A VERB. TAKE THE COAT OFF. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.

250. TAKE THE COAT OFF. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF. COME ON.

251. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF. COME ON. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.

252. COME ON. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF. GUYS, I DON'T MEAN TO BE

253. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF. GUYS, I DON'T MEAN TO BE HARSH, BUT, RYAN, YOU HAVE TO

254. GUYS, I DON'T MEAN TO BE HARSH, BUT, RYAN, YOU HAVE TO MOVE ON.

255. HARSH, BUT, RYAN, YOU HAVE TO MOVE ON. IT'S TIME.

256. MOVE ON. IT'S TIME. I KNOW.

257. IT'S TIME. I KNOW. I KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT.

258. I KNOW. I KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT. OKAY.

259. I KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT. OKAY. I JUST CAN'T.

260. OKAY. I JUST CAN'T. ♪ 'CUZ HERE WE ARE AGAIN ON OUR

261. I JUST CAN'T. ♪ 'CUZ HERE WE ARE AGAIN ON OUR TECHNICOLOR BEACH, I DIDN'T

262. REALLY ASK HER, IT WAS JUST OUT OF REACH ♪ ♪ I WAS THERE, BEACH BLOND HAIR,

263. OF REACH ♪ ♪ I WAS THERE, BEACH BLOND HAIR, NOW IT'S TIME TO WISH KEN

264. NOW IT'S TIME TO WISH KEN FAREWELL ♪ YEAH.

265. FAREWELL ♪ YEAH. THAT'S HOW THIS IS GONNA GO.

266. YEAH. THAT'S HOW THIS IS GONNA GO. WHAT THE HELL, EMILY!

267. THAT'S HOW THIS IS GONNA GO. WHAT THE HELL, EMILY! YOU WERE A STUNT MAN, AND YOU

268. WHAT THE HELL, EMILY! YOU WERE A STUNT MAN, AND YOU CAN TAKE A HIT.

269. YOU WERE A STUNT MAN, AND YOU CAN TAKE A HIT. AND LOOK HOW COOL THAT WAS.

270. CAN TAKE A HIT. AND LOOK HOW COOL THAT WAS. RIGHT?

271. AND LOOK HOW COOL THAT WAS. RIGHT? STUNT MAN.

272. RIGHT? STUNT MAN. THAT IS PRETTY COOL.

273. STUNT MAN. THAT IS PRETTY COOL. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WOULD THINK

274. THAT IS PRETTY COOL. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WOULD THINK THAT'S COOL?

275. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WOULD THINK THAT'S COOL? KEN.

276. THAT'S COOL? KEN.

277. KEN. KEN'S DEAD.

278. KEN'S DEAD. ALL RIGHT?

279. KEN'S DEAD. ALL RIGHT? KEN IS DEAD.

280. ALL RIGHT? KEN IS DEAD. BUT EMILY, YOU WERE IN

281. KEN IS DEAD. BUT EMILY, YOU WERE IN "OPPENHEIMER" LAST SUMMER.

282. BUT EMILY, YOU WERE IN "OPPENHEIMER" LAST SUMMER. YEAH.

283. "OPPENHEIMER" LAST SUMMER. YEAH.

284. YEAH. I MEAN, EXACTLY.

285. I MEAN, EXACTLY. I MEAN, I KNOW IT WAS AN

286. I MEAN, EXACTLY. I MEAN, I KNOW IT WAS AN INFERIOR MOVIE, BUT.

287. I MEAN, I KNOW IT WAS AN INFERIOR MOVIE, BUT. I MEAN, IT WASN'T.

288. INFERIOR MOVIE, BUT. I MEAN, IT WASN'T. WE LIKE WON EVERYTHING,

289. I MEAN, IT WASN'T. WE LIKE WON EVERYTHING, ACTUALLY.

290. WE LIKE WON EVERYTHING, ACTUALLY. BUT DID YOU WIN PEOPLE'S

291. ACTUALLY. BUT DID YOU WIN PEOPLE'S HEARTS?

292. BUT DID YOU WIN PEOPLE'S HEARTS? I DON'T THINK SO.

293. HEARTS? I DON'T THINK SO. BUT DON'T YOU EVER MISS IT?

294. I DON'T THINK SO. BUT DON'T YOU EVER MISS IT? I MEAN —

295. BUT DON'T YOU EVER MISS IT? I MEAN — ♪ FATHER OF THE ATOM BOMB AND A

296. I MEAN — ♪ FATHER OF THE ATOM BOMB AND A BOTTLE OF JACK, I USED TO BE THE

297. ALCOHOLIC WIFE OF A DUDE IN THE HAT ♪ ♪ TALKIN' TO ALBERT EINSTEIN,

298. HAT ♪ ♪ TALKIN' TO ALBERT EINSTEIN, SIPPIN' A MARGARITA WITH SOME

299. CHRISTOPHER NOLAN IN THE BACK OF THAT GIDA ♪ ♪ AND I MISS ALL MY KENS, AND I

300. THAT GIDA ♪ ♪ AND I MISS ALL MY KENS, AND I MISS KILLIAN MURPHY, AND YOU

301. REALLY SHOULD SEE THE FALL GUY, BUT I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO ♪ ♪ LET KEN GO, 'CUZ HERE WE ARE

302. BUT I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO ♪ ♪ LET KEN GO, 'CUZ HERE WE ARE AGAIN BACK IN 2023 WITH THE

303. BARBENHEIMER SUMMER, IT WAS JUST YOU AND ME ♪ ♪ DRUNK ON BEER, NO BODY HAIR,

304. YOU AND ME ♪ ♪ DRUNK ON BEER, NO BODY HAIR, NOW IT'S TIME TO WISH IT ALL

305. NOW IT'S TIME TO WISH IT ALL FAREWELL ♪ ♪ WE WERE KITTY AND KEN, AND I

306. FAREWELL ♪ ♪ WE WERE KITTY AND KEN, AND I WISH YOU COULD HAVE SEEN US, YOU

307. WERE LOYAL TO THE END, AND YOUR GUY HAD NO PENIS ♪

308. GUY HAD NO PENIS ♪ ♪ MUST CONFESS, WE'RE A MESS TO

309. ♪ MUST CONFESS, WE'RE A MESS TO IMPRESS, BUT IT'S TIME TO WISH

310. KEN, KITTY, BOTH OF THEM FAREWELL ♪ FAREWELL MY SWEET PRINCE.

311. FAREWELL ♪ FAREWELL MY SWEET PRINCE. NO.

312. FAREWELL MY SWEET PRINCE. NO. WOW.

313. NO. WOW. OH, MY GOD.

314. WOW. OH, MY GOD. IT LIT BACK UP.

315. OH, MY GOD. IT LIT BACK UP. LOOK AT THAT.

316. IT LIT BACK UP. LOOK AT THAT. THAT'S RIGHT.

317. LOOK AT THAT. THAT'S RIGHT. BECAUSE KEN WILL NEVER DIE.

318. THAT'S RIGHT. BECAUSE KEN WILL NEVER DIE. WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU

319. BECAUSE KEN WILL NEVER DIE. WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

320. WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. CHRIS STAPLETON IS HERE.

321. TONIGHT. CHRIS STAPLETON IS HERE. STICK AROUND.

322. CHRIS STAPLETON IS HERE. STICK AROUND. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

323. STICK AROUND. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. EMILY BLUNT!

324. > SO, WE'RE ON THE BEACH, AND HARRISON GETS DOWN ON ONE KNEE AND SAYS, MARRY ME.

325. HARRISON GETS DOWN ON ONE KNEE AND SAYS, MARRY ME. AW, OKAY, I CALLED IT.

326. AND SAYS, MARRY ME. AW, OKAY, I CALLED IT. I TOTALLY CALLED IT.

327. AW, OKAY, I CALLED IT. I TOTALLY CALLED IT. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, GUYS.

328. I TOTALLY CALLED IT. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, GUYS. AND HARRISON, IT'S SO NICE TO

329. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, GUYS. AND HARRISON, IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU.

330. AND HARRISON, IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU. THANK YOU, BRAD.

331. FINALLY MEET YOU. THANK YOU, BRAD. AM I SAYING THAT RIGHT?

332. THANK YOU, BRAD. AM I SAYING THAT RIGHT? BRAD?

333. AM I SAYING THAT RIGHT? BRAD? YEAH.

334. BRAD? YEAH. NO OTHER WAY TO SAY BRAD.

335. YEAH. NO OTHER WAY TO SAY BRAD. OKAY.

336. NO OTHER WAY TO SAY BRAD. OKAY. NOW AUBREY, I HAVE A LITTLE

337. OKAY. NOW AUBREY, I HAVE A LITTLE QUESTION FOR YOU IF YOU'LL

338. NOW AUBREY, I HAVE A LITTLE QUESTION FOR YOU IF YOU'LL FOLLOW ME IN THE KITCHEN.

339. QUESTION FOR YOU IF YOU'LL FOLLOW ME IN THE KITCHEN. OH, NO.

340. FOLLOW ME IN THE KITCHEN. OH, NO. DON'T GO.

341. OH, NO. DON'T GO. DON'T GO, DON'T GO.

342. DON'T GO. DON'T GO, DON'T GO. I THINK I KNOW WHAT THIS IS

343. DON'T GO, DON'T GO. I THINK I KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.

344. I THINK I KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. BRIDESMAID!

345. ABOUT. BRIDESMAID! DUDE, HARRISON, PRETTY

346. BRIDESMAID! DUDE, HARRISON, PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT THIS WEDDING.

347. DUDE, HARRISON, PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT THIS WEDDING. YEAH, DEFINITELY.

348. EXCITED ABOUT THIS WEDDING. YEAH, DEFINITELY. I THINK I MADE A MISTAKE.

349. YEAH, DEFINITELY. I THINK I MADE A MISTAKE. WHAT'S THAT?

350. I THINK I MADE A MISTAKE. WHAT'S THAT? OH, NO, NO, NO.

351. WHAT'S THAT? OH, NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOTHING.

352. OH, NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOTHING. I SHOULDN'T HAVE PROPOSED, BRAD.

353. IT'S NOTHING. I SHOULDN'T HAVE PROPOSED, BRAD. YOU SEE, OUR DOG DIED, AND I

354. I SHOULDN'T HAVE PROPOSED, BRAD. YOU SEE, OUR DOG DIED, AND I WANTED TO FIX IT.

355. YOU SEE, OUR DOG DIED, AND I WANTED TO FIX IT. OH.

356. WANTED TO FIX IT. OH. MAYBE THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE YOU

357. OH. MAYBE THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE YOU COULD TELL ABOUT THIS.

358. MAYBE THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE YOU COULD TELL ABOUT THIS. I HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO TELL,

359. COULD TELL ABOUT THIS. I HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO TELL, BRAD.

360. I HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO TELL, BRAD. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HER FRIENDS.

361. BRAD. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HER FRIENDS. PLEASE, HELP ME, BRAD.

362. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HER FRIENDS. PLEASE, HELP ME, BRAD. OKAY.

363. PLEASE, HELP ME, BRAD. OKAY. I WAS RIGHT.

364. OKAY. I WAS RIGHT. I AM A BRIDESMAID!

365. I WAS RIGHT. I AM A BRIDESMAID! AND, BRAD, THAT MEANS YOU'RE

366. I AM A BRIDESMAID! AND, BRAD, THAT MEANS YOU'RE IN THE WEDDING PARTY.

367. AND, BRAD, THAT MEANS YOU'RE IN THE WEDDING PARTY. AWESOME.

368. IN THE WEDDING PARTY. AWESOME. IT'S GOING TO BE A MAGICAL

369. AWESOME. IT'S GOING TO BE A MAGICAL DAY.

370. IT'S GOING TO BE A MAGICAL DAY. RIGHT, BRAD?

371. DAY. RIGHT, BRAD? TOTALLY.

372. RIGHT, BRAD? TOTALLY. HON, DID YOU SAY WE NEEDED TO

373. TOTALLY. HON, DID YOU SAY WE NEEDED TO GET GOING SOON?

374. HON, DID YOU SAY WE NEEDED TO GET GOING SOON? YOU LEFT THE AC ON OR SOMETHING?

375. GET GOING SOON? YOU LEFT THE AC ON OR SOMETHING? NO.

376. YOU LEFT THE AC ON OR SOMETHING? NO. IS THERE ANY CHAMPAGNE IN THIS

377. NO. IS THERE ANY CHAMPAGNE IN THIS HOUSE?

378. IS THERE ANY CHAMPAGNE IN THIS HOUSE? WE NEED TO CELEBRATE.

379. HOUSE? WE NEED TO CELEBRATE. OKAY.

380. WE NEED TO CELEBRATE. OKAY. YES.

381. OKAY. YES. FOLLOW ME.

382. YES. FOLLOW ME. OH, NO.

383. FOLLOW ME. OH, NO. SO, YOU SEE JOJO SIWA CHANGED

384. OH, NO. SO, YOU SEE JOJO SIWA CHANGED HER LOOK?

385. SO, YOU SEE JOJO SIWA CHANGED HER LOOK? I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.

386. HER LOOK? I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS. I KEEP DRIVING TO THE AIRPORT,

387. I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS. I KEEP DRIVING TO THE AIRPORT, AND I JUST SIT IN MY CAR, AND I

388. I KEEP DRIVING TO THE AIRPORT, AND I JUST SIT IN MY CAR, AND I WATCH THE PLANES FLY AWAY.

389. AND I JUST SIT IN MY CAR, AND I WATCH THE PLANES FLY AWAY. YOU KNOW, HARRISON, MAYBE YOU

390. WATCH THE PLANES FLY AWAY. YOU KNOW, HARRISON, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE TELLING THIS TO A

391. YOU KNOW, HARRISON, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE TELLING THIS TO A THERAPIST.

392. SHOULD BE TELLING THIS TO A THERAPIST. MY THERAPIST GOT DEMENTIA

393. THERAPIST. MY THERAPIST GOT DEMENTIA DURING COVID.

394. MY THERAPIST GOT DEMENTIA DURING COVID. I STILL MEET WITH HIM BECAUSE I

395. DURING COVID. I STILL MEET WITH HIM BECAUSE I FEEL BAD, BUT IT'S LIKE TALKING

396. I STILL MEET WITH HIM BECAUSE I FEEL BAD, BUT IT'S LIKE TALKING TO A COCONUT.

397. FEEL BAD, BUT IT'S LIKE TALKING TO A COCONUT. YOU HAVE TO HELP ME, BRAD.

398. TO A COCONUT. YOU HAVE TO HELP ME, BRAD. OKAY.

399. YOU HAVE TO HELP ME, BRAD. OKAY. OKAY.

400. OKAY. OKAY. AUBREY IS TRYING TO TALK ME INTO

401. OKAY. AUBREY IS TRYING TO TALK ME INTO A DESTINATION WEDDING.

402. AUBREY IS TRYING TO TALK ME INTO A DESTINATION WEDDING. I'M JUST SAYING, CAPRI IS

403. A DESTINATION WEDDING. I'M JUST SAYING, CAPRI IS GORGEOUS.

404. I'M JUST SAYING, CAPRI IS GORGEOUS. YEAH.

405. GORGEOUS. YEAH. OR YOU COULD HOLD OFF ON

406. YEAH. OR YOU COULD HOLD OFF ON PLANNING.

407. OR YOU COULD HOLD OFF ON PLANNING. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT, BRAD?

408. PLANNING. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT, BRAD? YEAH, BRAD, WHY?

409. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT, BRAD? YEAH, BRAD, WHY? I'M JUST SAYING YOU KNOW, YOU

410. YEAH, BRAD, WHY? I'M JUST SAYING YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD ENJOY THE ENGAGEMENT,

411. I'M JUST SAYING YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD ENJOY THE ENGAGEMENT, TAKE SOME TIME, SEE IF IT FEELS

412. SHOULD ENJOY THE ENGAGEMENT, TAKE SOME TIME, SEE IF IT FEELS RIGHT BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LOCKED?

413. TAKE SOME TIME, SEE IF IT FEELS RIGHT BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LOCKED? WELL, WE ARE LOCKED IN, WE'RE

414. RIGHT BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LOCKED? WELL, WE ARE LOCKED IN, WE'RE ENGAGED.

415. WELL, WE ARE LOCKED IN, WE'RE ENGAGED. DOES ENGAGEMENT MEAN NOTHING

416. ENGAGED. DOES ENGAGEMENT MEAN NOTHING TO YOU, BRAD?

417. DOES ENGAGEMENT MEAN NOTHING TO YOU, BRAD? WELL, IN THE EYES OF THE LAW,

418. TO YOU, BRAD? WELL, IN THE EYES OF THE LAW, YOU COULD STILL WALK AWAY, NO

419. WELL, IN THE EYES OF THE LAW, YOU COULD STILL WALK AWAY, NO PROBLEM.

420. YOU COULD STILL WALK AWAY, NO PROBLEM. MM-HMM.

421. PROBLEM. MM-HMM. RIGHT.

422. MM-HMM. RIGHT. UM, I'M SORRY.

423. RIGHT. UM, I'M SORRY. WILL YOU GUYS EXCUSE ME?

424. UM, I'M SORRY. WILL YOU GUYS EXCUSE ME? NICE GOING, BRAD.

425. WILL YOU GUYS EXCUSE ME? NICE GOING, BRAD. LIZ, HOLD ON.

426. NICE GOING, BRAD. LIZ, HOLD ON. I'M COMING.

427. LIZ, HOLD ON. I'M COMING. GREAT.

428. I'M COMING. GREAT. NOW YOU GOT ME IN TROUBLE.

429. GREAT. NOW YOU GOT ME IN TROUBLE. I'M GOING TO LEAVE TONIGHT.

430. NOW YOU GOT ME IN TROUBLE. I'M GOING TO LEAVE TONIGHT. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

431. I'M GOING TO LEAVE TONIGHT. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? I FOUND A GUY ON GROUPON WHO

432. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? I FOUND A GUY ON GROUPON WHO CAN DO FACIAL RECONSTRUCTION.

433. I FOUND A GUY ON GROUPON WHO CAN DO FACIAL RECONSTRUCTION. ON GROUPON?

434. CAN DO FACIAL RECONSTRUCTION. ON GROUPON? YEAH.

435. ON GROUPON? YEAH. I'M GONNA GET IT.

436. YEAH. I'M GONNA GET IT. AND I'M GOING TO START A NEW

437. I'M GONNA GET IT. AND I'M GOING TO START A NEW LIFE IN ISTANBUL.

438. AND I'M GOING TO START A NEW LIFE IN ISTANBUL. NOW, I NEED YOU TO MEET ME THERE

439. LIFE IN ISTANBUL. NOW, I NEED YOU TO MEET ME THERE WITH $12,000 IN CASH.

440. NOW, I NEED YOU TO MEET ME THERE WITH $12,000 IN CASH. I AM NOT A PART OF THIS.

441. WITH $12,000 IN CASH. I AM NOT A PART OF THIS. YOU'RE THE MAIN PART OF THIS,

442. I AM NOT A PART OF THIS. YOU'RE THE MAIN PART OF THIS, BRAD.

443. YOU'RE THE MAIN PART OF THIS, BRAD. I DON'T KNOW YOU AT ALL!

444. BRAD. I DON'T KNOW YOU AT ALL! OKAY.

445. I DON'T KNOW YOU AT ALL! OKAY. WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON

446. OKAY. WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON OUT HERE?

447. WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON OUT HERE? LIZ, HARRISON DOESN'T WANNA

448. OUT HERE? LIZ, HARRISON DOESN'T WANNA MARRY YOU, AND HE KEEPS TALKING

449. LIZ, HARRISON DOESN'T WANNA MARRY YOU, AND HE KEEPS TALKING TO ME ABOUT IT, AND IT'S MAKING

450. MARRY YOU, AND HE KEEPS TALKING TO ME ABOUT IT, AND IT'S MAKING ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.

451. TO ME ABOUT IT, AND IT'S MAKING ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. WHAT?

452. ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, BRAD?

453. WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, BRAD? HARRISON, IS THAT TRUE?

454. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, BRAD? HARRISON, IS THAT TRUE? YOU DON'T WANNA MARRY ME?

455. HARRISON, IS THAT TRUE? YOU DON'T WANNA MARRY ME? HONESTLY, LIZ, I'VE BEEN

456. YOU DON'T WANNA MARRY ME? HONESTLY, LIZ, I'VE BEEN HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS.

457. HONESTLY, LIZ, I'VE BEEN HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS. I'M SCARED.

458. HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS. I'M SCARED. WELL, EVERYBODY HAS DOUBTS

459. I'M SCARED. WELL, EVERYBODY HAS DOUBTS BEFORE THEY GET MARRIED.

460. WELL, EVERYBODY HAS DOUBTS BEFORE THEY GET MARRIED. IT'S JUST COLD FEET.

461. BEFORE THEY GET MARRIED. IT'S JUST COLD FEET. I MEAN, EVEN I HAVE DOUBTS.

462. IT'S JUST COLD FEET. I MEAN, EVEN I HAVE DOUBTS. YOU DO?

463. I MEAN, EVEN I HAVE DOUBTS. YOU DO? YEAH.

464. YOU DO? YEAH. THAT MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH

465. YEAH. THAT MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.

466. THAT MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER. GOSH, I'M SORRY, LIZ.

467. BETTER. GOSH, I'M SORRY, LIZ. THAT'S OKAY.

468. GOSH, I'M SORRY, LIZ. THAT'S OKAY. I LOVE YOU.

469. THAT'S OKAY. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU TOO.

470. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU TOO. YOU KNOW I DO.

471. I LOVE YOU TOO. YOU KNOW I DO. AND, BRAD, I'M SORRY IF I SAID

472. YOU KNOW I DO. AND, BRAD, I'M SORRY IF I SAID ANYTHING THAT MADE YOU

473. AND, BRAD, I'M SORRY IF I SAID ANYTHING THAT MADE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE.

474. ANYTHING THAT MADE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE. YEAH.

475. UNCOMFORTABLE. YEAH. ALL OF IT DID.

476. YEAH. ALL OF IT DID. OKAY.

477. ALL OF IT DID. OKAY. NOW I THINK WE COULD ALL USE A

478. OKAY. NOW I THINK WE COULD ALL USE A REAL DRINK.

479. NOW I THINK WE COULD ALL USE A REAL DRINK. YEAH?

480. REAL DRINK. YEAH? DEFINITELY.

481. YEAH? DEFINITELY. ABSOLUTELY.

482. DEFINITELY. ABSOLUTELY. HARRISON, NOW, I'M SO GLAD THAT

483. ABSOLUTELY. HARRISON, NOW, I'M SO GLAD THAT ALL WORKED OUT.

484. HARRISON, NOW, I'M SO GLAD THAT ALL WORKED OUT. I DIDN'T MEAN A WORD OF IT.

485. ALL WORKED OUT. I DIDN'T MEAN A WORD OF IT. I'LL SEE YOU IN TURKEY.

486. I DIDN'T MEAN A WORD OF IT. I'LL SEE YOU IN TURKEY. FAREWELL, BRAD.

487. I'LL SEE YOU IN TURKEY. FAREWELL, BRAD. YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.

488. > HI, LADIES. WE ALL KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN A MAN YOU LOVE BETRAYS YOU.

489. WE ALL KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN A MAN YOU LOVE BETRAYS YOU. YEP.

490. MAN YOU LOVE BETRAYS YOU. YEP. I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT.

491. YEP. I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT. BEEN THROUGH IT A MILLION

492. I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT. BEEN THROUGH IT A MILLION TIMES, BUT WE DON'T GET MAD.

493. BEEN THROUGH IT A MILLION TIMES, BUT WE DON'T GET MAD. WE GET EVEN.

494. TIMES, BUT WE DON'T GET MAD. WE GET EVEN. ♪ HE'S PLAYING WITH MY HEART,

495. WE GET EVEN. ♪ HE'S PLAYING WITH MY HEART, BABY HE'S NO GOOD, SO I TOOK MY

496. LIPSTICK, WROTE MY NAME ON HIS HOOD ♪ ♪ MESS WITH ME, IMMA MESS YOU

497. HOOD ♪ ♪ MESS WITH ME, IMMA MESS YOU UP, SO I TOOK MY KEYS TO HIS

498. UP, SO I TOOK MY KEYS TO HIS CHEVY PICKUP ♪ ♪ MY MAN LEFT AND DIDN'T TREAT

499. CHEVY PICKUP ♪ ♪ MY MAN LEFT AND DIDN'T TREAT ME KIND, Y'ALL CAN MESS WITH HIS

500. ME KIND, Y'ALL CAN MESS WITH HIS TRUCK, I'LL DESTROY HIS MIND ♪ ♪ BREAK INTO HIS HOUSE, KEEP

501. TRUCK, I'LL DESTROY HIS MIND ♪ ♪ BREAK INTO HIS HOUSE, KEEP REPLACING HIS SHOES WITH THE

502. SAME SET OF SHOES BUT HALF A SIZE BIGGER ♪ ♪ EVERY OTHER WEEK SO IT'S GOT

503. SIZE BIGGER ♪ ♪ EVERY OTHER WEEK SO IT'S GOT THE BOY THINKING ARE THESE

504. THE BOY THINKING ARE THESE DIFFERENT OR AM I SHRINKING ♪ YOU DID WHAT NOW?

505. DIFFERENT OR AM I SHRINKING ♪ YOU DID WHAT NOW? ♪ YOU HAD A WHOLE ASS MEAL BUT

506. YOU DID WHAT NOW? ♪ YOU HAD A WHOLE ASS MEAL BUT YOU LEFT ME FOR A SNACK, YOU

507. BETTER MARK MY WORDS I'M GONNA GET THAT BOY BACK ♪ ♪ HE'S GOT A NEW CHICK AND HE

508. GET THAT BOY BACK ♪ ♪ HE'S GOT A NEW CHICK AND HE THINKS SHE ROCKS, BUT I'LL GET

509. THINKS SHE ROCKS, BUT I'LL GET HIM BACK WITH MY BREAKUP BOD ♪ ♪ I'M IN HIS PARENTS' HOUSE

510. HIM BACK WITH MY BREAKUP BOD ♪ ♪ I'M IN HIS PARENTS' HOUSE PAINTED JUST LIKE THEIR WALL,

511. WHISPERING GET OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ♪ GET OUT.

512. OF THE NIGHT ♪ GET OUT. THEY'RE TELLING ME TO GET

513. GET OUT. THEY'RE TELLING ME TO GET OUT!

514. THEY'RE TELLING ME TO GET OUT! THEY KEEP SAYING IT!

515. OUT! THEY KEEP SAYING IT! WHO?

516. THEY KEEP SAYING IT! WHO? WHO IS SAYING THAT?

517. WHO? WHO IS SAYING THAT? THE WALLS!

518. WHO IS SAYING THAT? THE WALLS! I'M MOVING IN WITH YOU.

519. THE WALLS! I'M MOVING IN WITH YOU. ♪ YOU HAD A WHOLE ASS MEAL BUT

520. I'M MOVING IN WITH YOU. ♪ YOU HAD A WHOLE ASS MEAL BUT YOU LEFT ME FOR A SNACK, YOU

521. BETTER MARK MY WORDS I'M GONNA GET THAT BOY BACK ♪ ♪ GOOD LUCK FINDING A NEW BOOTY

522. GET THAT BOY BACK ♪ ♪ GOOD LUCK FINDING A NEW BOOTY CALL WITH YOUR CRAZY ASS MOM

523. CALL WITH YOUR CRAZY ASS MOM TALKING ABOUT THE WALLS ♪ ♪ OH, I GOT A BROTHER TOO, BUT

524. HE TAUGHT ME BETTER ♪ ♪ I'M EX-CIA AND I GO BY THE SHREDDER, IF YOU DATE MY SIS,

525. SHREDDER, IF YOU DATE MY SIS, YOU BETTER ADORE HER 'CUZ SHE KNOWS MY TRICKS OF PSYCHOLOGICAL

526. KNOWS MY TRICKS OF PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE ♪ ♪ LIKE SWITCHING HIS SUDOKU WITH

527. TORTURE ♪ ♪ LIKE SWITCHING HIS SUDOKU WITH THE ONE THAT CAN'T BE SOLVED,

528. PLUCKING OUT HIS HAIRS SO HE THINKS HE'S GOING BALD ♪ ♪ AND HERE'S MY FAVORITE, YOU

529. THINKS HE'S GOING BALD ♪ ♪ AND HERE'S MY FAVORITE, YOU WON'T REGRET THIS, DATE HIM AS A

530. WON'T REGRET THIS, DATE HIM AS A NEW CHICK IN FULL PROSTHETICS ♪ ♪ MAKE HIM FALL IN LOVE THEN SIX

531. NEW CHICK IN FULL PROSTHETICS ♪ ♪ MAKE HIM FALL IN LOVE THEN SIX MONTHS IN, ACT LIKE YOU ONLY

532. MONTHS IN, ACT LIKE YOU ONLY SPEAK ROMANIAN ♪ WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE

533. SPEAK ROMANIAN ♪ WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THIS?

534. WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THIS? THE ROMANIAN GIRL HAS THE

535. THIS? THE ROMANIAN GIRL HAS THE EYES OF THE WALLS!

536. THE ROMANIAN GIRL HAS THE EYES OF THE WALLS! STOP TALKING ABOUT THE WALLS!

537. EYES OF THE WALLS! STOP TALKING ABOUT THE WALLS!

538. STOP TALKING ABOUT THE WALLS! [ SPEAKING IN A NON-ENGLISH

539. [ SPEAKING IN A NON-ENGLISH LANGUAGE ]

540. [ SPEAKING IN A NON-ENGLISH LANGUAGE ] ♪ WHY'S MY NEW GIRL NOT SPEAKING

541. LANGUAGE ] ♪ WHY'S MY NEW GIRL NOT SPEAKING ENGLISH, I JUST TRIED TO PAY MY

542. TAXES BUT THEY SAID I DON'T EXIST ♪ ♪ WHEN JENNY LEFT ME, MAN I

543. EXIST ♪ ♪ WHEN JENNY LEFT ME, MAN I REALLY MISSED HER, SHE THOUGHT I

544. WAS CHEATING, BUT I WAS JUST TEXTING MY SISTER ♪ THAT WAS YOUR SISTER?

545. TEXTING MY SISTER ♪ THAT WAS YOUR SISTER? AHH!

546. THAT WAS YOUR SISTER? AHH! ♪ I HAD A WHOLE ASS MEAL,

547. AHH! ♪ I HAD A WHOLE ASS MEAL, WOULDN'T LEAVE HER FOR A SNACK,

548. THAT WILD WALL WOMAN GAVE MY MOM A HEART ATTACK ♪ I KNEW IT!

549. A HEART ATTACK ♪ I KNEW IT! THE WALLS, THEY'RE ALIVE!

550. I KNEW IT! THE WALLS, THEY'RE ALIVE! ♪ MARK MY WORDS, IMMA GET THE

551. > MAN, WHAT A GOOD TIME WE HAVING TONIGHT. HEY, GUYS.

552. HAVING TONIGHT. HEY, GUYS. WHAT CAN I GET YOU?

553. HEY, GUYS. WHAT CAN I GET YOU? OH, I'M GONNA HAVE A BEER.

554. WHAT CAN I GET YOU? OH, I'M GONNA HAVE A BEER. AND CAN I HAVE A BEGIN AND

555. OH, I'M GONNA HAVE A BEER. AND CAN I HAVE A BEGIN AND TONIC.

556. AND CAN I HAVE A BEGIN AND TONIC. AND FOR YOU, SIR?

557. TONIC. AND FOR YOU, SIR? OH, PARA MI, MAMI?

558. AND FOR YOU, SIR? OH, PARA MI, MAMI? SORRY FOR ASKING, BUT I'M

559. OH, PARA MI, MAMI? SORRY FOR ASKING, BUT I'M NOTING SOME ACCENTS.

560. SORRY FOR ASKING, BUT I'M NOTING SOME ACCENTS. I LOVE COUNTRIES.

561. NOTING SOME ACCENTS. I LOVE COUNTRIES. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM?

562. I LOVE COUNTRIES. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM? I'M DOMINICAN, AND HE'S

563. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM? I'M DOMINICAN, AND HE'S CUBAN, AND HE IS FROM TENNESSEE,

564. I'M DOMINICAN, AND HE'S CUBAN, AND HE IS FROM TENNESSEE, BUT EVER SINCE HE MARRIED A

565. CUBAN, AND HE IS FROM TENNESSEE, BUT EVER SINCE HE MARRIED A CUBAN WOMAN, HE DIFFERENT.

566. BUT EVER SINCE HE MARRIED A CUBAN WOMAN, HE DIFFERENT. A CUBAN WIFE CAN CHANGE YOU.

567. CUBAN WOMAN, HE DIFFERENT. A CUBAN WIFE CAN CHANGE YOU. I'M TELLING YOU.

568. A CUBAN WIFE CAN CHANGE YOU. I'M TELLING YOU. I USED TO TALK LIKE THIS, LIKE

569. I'M TELLING YOU. I USED TO TALK LIKE THIS, LIKE HOT DOG, HAMBURGER, PATAGONIA.

570. I USED TO TALK LIKE THIS, LIKE HOT DOG, HAMBURGER, PATAGONIA. BUT NOW, I TALK LIKE A CUBAN

571. HOT DOG, HAMBURGER, PATAGONIA. BUT NOW, I TALK LIKE A CUBAN PAPI.

572. BUT NOW, I TALK LIKE A CUBAN PAPI. OKAY.

573. PAPI. OKAY. WELL, AGAIN, I LOVE COUNTRIES

574. OKAY. WELL, AGAIN, I LOVE COUNTRIES AND PLACES, SO I'LL BE BACK WITH

575. WELL, AGAIN, I LOVE COUNTRIES AND PLACES, SO I'LL BE BACK WITH YOUR DRINKS SOON.

576. AND PLACES, SO I'LL BE BACK WITH YOUR DRINKS SOON. THANK YOU, MAMI.

577. YOUR DRINKS SOON. THANK YOU, MAMI. THANK YOU.

578. THANK YOU, MAMI. THANK YOU. HEY, ROBERTO, WE GOT TO GO

579. THANK YOU. HEY, ROBERTO, WE GOT TO GO OUT TONIGHT.

580. HEY, ROBERTO, WE GOT TO GO OUT TONIGHT. YEAH, MAN, WE GOT TO GO OUT

581. OUT TONIGHT. YEAH, MAN, WE GOT TO GO OUT TO THE CLUB TONIGHT.

582. YEAH, MAN, WE GOT TO GO OUT TO THE CLUB TONIGHT. OH, I CAN'T TONIGHT.

583. TO THE CLUB TONIGHT. OH, I CAN'T TONIGHT. NOT TONIGHT, GUYS.

584. OH, I CAN'T TONIGHT. NOT TONIGHT, GUYS. OH, MY GOD.

585. NOT TONIGHT, GUYS. OH, MY GOD. WOW.

586. OH, MY GOD. WOW. YOU GONNA MISS OUT.

587. WOW. YOU GONNA MISS OUT. YEAH, MAN.

588. YOU GONNA MISS OUT. YEAH, MAN. TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE CRAZY,

589. YEAH, MAN. TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE CRAZY, MAN.

590. TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE CRAZY, MAN. MANY CELEBRITIES GONNA BE THERE,

591. MAN. MANY CELEBRITIES GONNA BE THERE, MAN.

592. MANY CELEBRITIES GONNA BE THERE, MAN. GONNA BE EVAN MENDEZ.

593. MAN. GONNA BE EVAN MENDEZ. WHAT?

594. GONNA BE EVAN MENDEZ. WHAT? YEAH.

595. WHAT? YEAH. MARGOT ROBBIE GONNA BE THERE.

596. YEAH. MARGOT ROBBIE GONNA BE THERE. THE ORIGINAL DOG FROM BEETHOVEN

597. MARGOT ROBBIE GONNA BE THERE. THE ORIGINAL DOG FROM BEETHOVEN GONNA BE THERE.

598. THE ORIGINAL DOG FROM BEETHOVEN GONNA BE THERE. NO WAY YOU GOT THE ORIGINAL

599. GONNA BE THERE. NO WAY YOU GOT THE ORIGINAL DOG FROM BEETHOVEN.

600. NO WAY YOU GOT THE ORIGINAL DOG FROM BEETHOVEN. AND NOT ONLY THIS.

601. DOG FROM BEETHOVEN. AND NOT ONLY THIS. WE ALSO GOT JON TAFFERS, HE GO

602. AND NOT ONLY THIS. WE ALSO GOT JON TAFFERS, HE GO TO THE BAR AND SCREAM AND WRECK

603. WE ALSO GOT JON TAFFERS, HE GO TO THE BAR AND SCREAM AND WRECK THE BAR.

604. TO THE BAR AND SCREAM AND WRECK THE BAR. HE USED TO BE ON SPIKE TV AND

605. THE BAR. HE USED TO BE ON SPIKE TV AND THEN HE WENT TO MTV, AND NOW HE

606. HE USED TO BE ON SPIKE TV AND THEN HE WENT TO MTV, AND NOW HE ON PARAMOUNT+.

607. THEN HE WENT TO MTV, AND NOW HE ON PARAMOUNT+. I THOUGHT HE WAS ON HULU.

608. ON PARAMOUNT+. I THOUGHT HE WAS ON HULU. NO, MAN, HE NOT ON HULU.

609. I THOUGHT HE WAS ON HULU. NO, MAN, HE NOT ON HULU. HE ON PARAMOUNT+.

610. NO, MAN, HE NOT ON HULU. HE ON PARAMOUNT+. YEAH, PARAMOUNT+.

611. HE ON PARAMOUNT+. YEAH, PARAMOUNT+. TONIGHT WAS GOING TO BE LOCO.

612. YEAH, PARAMOUNT+. TONIGHT WAS GOING TO BE LOCO. GONNA BE A BUNCH OF LADIES, THE

613. TONIGHT WAS GOING TO BE LOCO. GONNA BE A BUNCH OF LADIES, THE ORIGINAL DOG FROM BEETHOVEN.

614. GONNA BE A BUNCH OF LADIES, THE ORIGINAL DOG FROM BEETHOVEN. ALL OF US —

615. ORIGINAL DOG FROM BEETHOVEN. ALL OF US — [ SPEAKING IN A NON-ENGLISH

616. ALL OF US — [ SPEAKING IN A NON-ENGLISH LANGUAGE ]

617. [ SPEAKING IN A NON-ENGLISH LANGUAGE ] OKAY.

618. LANGUAGE ] OKAY. NUMBER ONE, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

619. OKAY. NUMBER ONE, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. AND NUMBER TWO, I STILL CAN'T

620. NUMBER ONE, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. AND NUMBER TWO, I STILL CAN'T TONIGHT.

621. AND NUMBER TWO, I STILL CAN'T TONIGHT. OH, OKAY.

622. TONIGHT. OH, OKAY. OKAY.

623. OH, OKAY. OKAY. I GUESS WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO

624. OKAY. I GUESS WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CALL THE ORIGINAL DOG FROM

625. I GUESS WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CALL THE ORIGINAL DOG FROM BEETHOVEN AND TELL HIM YOU CAN'T

626. CALL THE ORIGINAL DOG FROM BEETHOVEN AND TELL HIM YOU CAN'T MAKE IT.

627. BEETHOVEN AND TELL HIM YOU CAN'T MAKE IT. AND YOU GOT TO DO IT BECAUSE

628. MAKE IT. AND YOU GOT TO DO IT BECAUSE I CANNOT TELL THAT TO HIM.

629. AND YOU GOT TO DO IT BECAUSE I CANNOT TELL THAT TO HIM. YOU GONNA MAKE ME DO IT?

630. I CANNOT TELL THAT TO HIM. YOU GONNA MAKE ME DO IT? OKAY.

631. YOU GONNA MAKE ME DO IT? OKAY. HELLO?

632. OKAY. HELLO? THE ORIGINAL DOG FROM BEETHOVEN?

633. HELLO? THE ORIGINAL DOG FROM BEETHOVEN? THIS IS SO SAD.

634. THE ORIGINAL DOG FROM BEETHOVEN? THIS IS SO SAD. YEAH.

635. THIS IS SO SAD. YEAH. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CANCEL YOU,

636. YEAH. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CANCEL YOU, ORIGINAL DOG FROM BEETHOVEN.

637. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CANCEL YOU, ORIGINAL DOG FROM BEETHOVEN. HE CAN'T TONIGHT.

638. ORIGINAL DOG FROM BEETHOVEN. HE CAN'T TONIGHT. I LOVE YOU TOO.

639. HE CAN'T TONIGHT. I LOVE YOU TOO. BYE.

640. I LOVE YOU TOO. BYE. MAN, STOP PLAYING WITH ME.

641. BYE. MAN, STOP PLAYING WITH ME. I KNOW HE DID NOT SAY I LOVE YOU

642. MAN, STOP PLAYING WITH ME. I KNOW HE DID NOT SAY I LOVE YOU FIRST.

643. I KNOW HE DID NOT SAY I LOVE YOU FIRST. WHY YOU EVEN CARE, MAN?

644. FIRST. WHY YOU EVEN CARE, MAN? YOU CAN'T TONIGHT, RIGHT?

645. WHY YOU EVEN CARE, MAN? YOU CAN'T TONIGHT, RIGHT? YOU CAN'T.

646. YOU CAN'T TONIGHT, RIGHT? YOU CAN'T. THE TRUTH IS, I CAN'T GO TO

647. YOU CAN'T. THE TRUTH IS, I CAN'T GO TO THE CLUB TONIGHT BECAUSE THERE

648. THE TRUTH IS, I CAN'T GO TO THE CLUB TONIGHT BECAUSE THERE IS A WOMAN.

649. THE CLUB TONIGHT BECAUSE THERE IS A WOMAN. OH.

650. IS A WOMAN. OH.

651. OH. SHE WORKS IN THE TOLL BOOTH

652. SHE WORKS IN THE TOLL BOOTH ON THE HIGHWAY. SHE BEAUTIFUL.

653. ON THE HIGHWAY. SHE BEAUTIFUL. ♪ SHE FUNNY, SHE LIKE TO MAKE

654. SHE BEAUTIFUL. ♪ SHE FUNNY, SHE LIKE TO MAKE CAKE, ANY CAKE.

655. CAKE, ANY CAKE. CHOCOLATE CAKE? NO, SHE DON'T MAKE THAT.

656. CHOCOLATE CAKE? NO, SHE DON'T MAKE THAT. THAT'S OKAY.

657. NO, SHE DON'T MAKE THAT. THAT'S OKAY. THAT'S OKAY.

658. THAT'S OKAY. THAT'S OKAY. BUT I LOVE HER, MAN.

659. THAT'S OKAY. BUT I LOVE HER, MAN. AND AFTER SEVEN MONTHS OF

660. BUT I LOVE HER, MAN. AND AFTER SEVEN MONTHS OF DRIVING TO THE TOLL BOOTH EVERY

661. AND AFTER SEVEN MONTHS OF DRIVING TO THE TOLL BOOTH EVERY DAY, SHE FINALLY AGREED TO LET

662. DRIVING TO THE TOLL BOOTH EVERY DAY, SHE FINALLY AGREED TO LET ME STAND OUTSIDE AND SMOKE A

663. DAY, SHE FINALLY AGREED TO LET ME STAND OUTSIDE AND SMOKE A CIGARETTE WITH HER DURING HER

664. ME STAND OUTSIDE AND SMOKE A CIGARETTE WITH HER DURING HER BREAK.

665. CIGARETTE WITH HER DURING HER BREAK. I NEVER KNEW ANYTHING LIKE

666. BREAK. I NEVER KNEW ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

667. I NEVER KNEW ANYTHING LIKE THAT. I FEEL SO STUPID.

668. THAT. I FEEL SO STUPID. DON'T GET ME WRONG.

669. I FEEL SO STUPID. DON'T GET ME WRONG. I WOULD LOVE TO PARTY WITH YOU

670. DON'T GET ME WRONG. I WOULD LOVE TO PARTY WITH YOU AND EVA MENDES AND MARGOT ROBBIE

671. I WOULD LOVE TO PARTY WITH YOU AND EVA MENDES AND MARGOT ROBBIE AND THE ORIGINAL DOG FROM

672. AND EVA MENDES AND MARGOT ROBBIE AND THE ORIGINAL DOG FROM BEETHOVEN, BUT TONIGHT, I CAN'T.

673. AND THE ORIGINAL DOG FROM BEETHOVEN, BUT TONIGHT, I CAN'T. AND I DON'T WANT TO.

674. BEETHOVEN, BUT TONIGHT, I CAN'T. AND I DON'T WANT TO. BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE SMOKING

675. AND I DON'T WANT TO. BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE SMOKING A BUNCH OF CIGARETTES WITH THE

676. BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE SMOKING A BUNCH OF CIGARETTES WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.

677. A BUNCH OF CIGARETTES WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, MAN.

678. LOVE OF MY LIFE. THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, MAN. THAT'S AMAZING.

679. THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, MAN. THAT'S AMAZING. OH, MY GOSH, LOOK.

680. THAT'S AMAZING. OH, MY GOSH, LOOK. HE CAME.

681. OH, MY GOSH, LOOK. HE CAME. OH, HE CAME.

682. HE CAME. OH, HE CAME. GUYS, SOMEONE'S HERE TO SEE

683. OH, HE CAME. GUYS, SOMEONE'S HERE TO SEE YOU.

684. GUYS, SOMEONE'S HERE TO SEE YOU. OH, MY GOD!

685. YOU. OH, MY GOD! IT'S THE ORIGINAL DOG FROM

686. OH, MY GOD! IT'S THE ORIGINAL DOG FROM BEETHOVEN!

687. IT'S THE ORIGINAL DOG FROM BEETHOVEN! OKAY.

688. BEETHOVEN! OKAY. THAT'S IT.

689. OKAY. THAT'S IT. I CAN TONIGHT.

690. THAT'S IT. I CAN TONIGHT. YEAH!

691. I CAN TONIGHT. YEAH! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

692. > WELCOME TO NEWSNATION. I'M BOBBI MOORE, AND TONIGHT'S LIVE STREAM TOWN HALL, WE'LL

693. I'M BOBBI MOORE, AND TONIGHT'S LIVE STREAM TOWN HALL, WE'LL DISCUSS THE POTENTIAL POWER AND

694. LIVE STREAM TOWN HALL, WE'LL DISCUSS THE POTENTIAL POWER AND PITFALLS OF THE COMING AI

695. DISCUSS THE POTENTIAL POWER AND PITFALLS OF THE COMING AI REVOLUTION.

696. PITFALLS OF THE COMING AI REVOLUTION. YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS THIS.

697. REVOLUTION. YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS THIS. I'M JOINED BY M.I.T. DEAN OF

698. YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS THIS. I'M JOINED BY M.I.T. DEAN OF TECHNOLOGY, PROFESSOR NORM

699. I'M JOINED BY M.I.T. DEAN OF TECHNOLOGY, PROFESSOR NORM HEMMING.

700. TECHNOLOGY, PROFESSOR NORM HEMMING. THANK YOU, BOBBI.

701. HEMMING. THANK YOU, BOBBI. WELL, LET'S GET INTO IT.

702. THANK YOU, BOBBI. WELL, LET'S GET INTO IT. PROFESSOR, YOU'VE BEEN VERY

703. WELL, LET'S GET INTO IT. PROFESSOR, YOU'VE BEEN VERY OUTSPOKEN ABOUT THE THREAT THAT

704. PROFESSOR, YOU'VE BEEN VERY OUTSPOKEN ABOUT THE THREAT THAT AI POSES.

705. OUTSPOKEN ABOUT THE THREAT THAT AI POSES. CAN YOU EXPLAIN YOUR STANCE TO

706. AI POSES. CAN YOU EXPLAIN YOUR STANCE TO THE AVERAGE AMERICAN?

707. CAN YOU EXPLAIN YOUR STANCE TO THE AVERAGE AMERICAN? I'M SORRY.

708. THE AVERAGE AMERICAN? I'M SORRY. WHAT?

709. I'M SORRY. WHAT? CAN YOU EXPLAIN YOUR STANCE

710. WHAT? CAN YOU EXPLAIN YOUR STANCE ON AI TO THE AVERAGE AMERICAN?

711. CAN YOU EXPLAIN YOUR STANCE ON AI TO THE AVERAGE AMERICAN? CERTAINLY.

712. ON AI TO THE AVERAGE AMERICAN? CERTAINLY. UM, TO BE CLEAR, I'M NOT

713. CERTAINLY. UM, TO BE CLEAR, I'M NOT ANTI-AI.

714. UM, TO BE CLEAR, I'M NOT ANTI-AI. I JUST BEAVIS — BELIEVE — I

715. ANTI-AI. I JUST BEAVIS — BELIEVE — I BELIEVE AI NEEDS TO BE PROPERLY

716. I JUST BEAVIS — BELIEVE — I BELIEVE AI NEEDS TO BE PROPERLY REGULATED.

717. BELIEVE AI NEEDS TO BE PROPERLY REGULATED. I'M SORRY.

718. REGULATED. I'M SORRY. PROFESSOR, IS THERE A

719. I'M SORRY. PROFESSOR, IS THERE A PROBLEM?

720. PROFESSOR, IS THERE A PROBLEM? UM, YEAH.

721. PROBLEM? UM, YEAH. THERE IS A GENTLEMAN IN YOUR

722. UM, YEAH. THERE IS A GENTLEMAN IN YOUR AUDIENCE WHO LOOKS STRIKINGLY

723. THERE IS A GENTLEMAN IN YOUR AUDIENCE WHO LOOKS STRIKINGLY SIMILAR TO BEAVIS FROM THE

724. AUDIENCE WHO LOOKS STRIKINGLY SIMILAR TO BEAVIS FROM THE CARTOON BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD.

725. SIMILAR TO BEAVIS FROM THE CARTOON BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD. JUST A LITTLE DISTRACTING.

726. CARTOON BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD. JUST A LITTLE DISTRACTING. I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH THAT

727. JUST A LITTLE DISTRACTING. I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH THAT CARTOON, BUT WOULD IT HELP IF HE

728. I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH THAT CARTOON, BUT WOULD IT HELP IF HE MOVED SEATS?

729. CARTOON, BUT WOULD IT HELP IF HE MOVED SEATS? YEAH.

730. MOVED SEATS? YEAH. YEAH, THAT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA.

731. YEAH. YEAH, THAT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA. IT'S THE GENTLEMAN IN THE BLUE

732. YEAH, THAT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA. IT'S THE GENTLEMAN IN THE BLUE SHIRT AND BLOND.

733. IT'S THE GENTLEMAN IN THE BLUE SHIRT AND BLOND. SIR, DO YOU MIND MOVING?

734. SHIRT AND BLOND. SIR, DO YOU MIND MOVING? I'M SORRY?

735. SIR, DO YOU MIND MOVING? I'M SORRY? YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME?

736. I'M SORRY? YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON.

737. YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON. I'M SORRY.

738. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON. I'M SORRY. WHAT?

739. I'M SORRY. WHAT? YES.

740. WHAT? YES. CAN YOU MOVE SEATS?

741. YES. CAN YOU MOVE SEATS? OKAY.

742. CAN YOU MOVE SEATS? OKAY. SURE.

743. OKAY. SURE. I'M SORRY.

744. SURE. I'M SORRY. I JUST — I'VE NEVER HEARD OF

745. I'M SORRY. I JUST — I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT CARTOON CHARACTER, SO.

746. I JUST — I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT CARTOON CHARACTER, SO. AND YOU REALLY NEVER WATCHED

747. THAT CARTOON CHARACTER, SO. AND YOU REALLY NEVER WATCHED BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD WHEN YOU

748. AND YOU REALLY NEVER WATCHED BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD WHEN YOU WERE A TEENAGER?

749. BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD WHEN YOU WERE A TEENAGER? NO.

750. WERE A TEENAGER? NO. I WAS PRETTY, SO I WAS GOING TO

751. NO. I WAS PRETTY, SO I WAS GOING TO PARTIES AND HOOKING UP.

752. I WAS PRETTY, SO I WAS GOING TO PARTIES AND HOOKING UP. NOW, PROFESSOR, IF AI IS LEFT

753. PARTIES AND HOOKING UP. NOW, PROFESSOR, IF AI IS LEFT UNREGULATED, WHAT IS YOUR WORST

754. NOW, PROFESSOR, IF AI IS LEFT UNREGULATED, WHAT IS YOUR WORST CASE SCENARIO?

755. UNREGULATED, WHAT IS YOUR WORST CASE SCENARIO? WELL, IN SIMPLEST TERMS, IT

756. CASE SCENARIO? WELL, IN SIMPLEST TERMS, IT BECOMES SO INTELLIGENT THAT IT

757. WELL, IN SIMPLEST TERMS, IT BECOMES SO INTELLIGENT THAT IT DEEMS HUMANS UNNECESSARY AND

758. BECOMES SO INTELLIGENT THAT IT DEEMS HUMANS UNNECESSARY AND KILLS US ALL.

759. DEEMS HUMANS UNNECESSARY AND KILLS US ALL. BUT IF HUMAN BEINGS CREATED

760. KILLS US ALL. BUT IF HUMAN BEINGS CREATED THE AI, CAN'T WE JUST PROGRAM IT

761. BUT IF HUMAN BEINGS CREATED THE AI, CAN'T WE JUST PROGRAM IT TO NOT DO THAT?

762. THE AI, CAN'T WE JUST PROGRAM IT TO NOT DO THAT? WELL, IT DEPENDS.

763. TO NOT DO THAT? WELL, IT DEPENDS. OH, MY GOD.

764. WELL, IT DEPENDS. OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

765. OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHAT?

766. ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHAT? I THINK THAT'S A VALID QUESTION.

767. WHAT? I THINK THAT'S A VALID QUESTION. NO!

768. I THINK THAT'S A VALID QUESTION. NO! NOW THERE'S A GENTLEMAN BEHIND

769. NO! NOW THERE'S A GENTLEMAN BEHIND YOU THAT LOOKS LIKE BUTT-HEAD.

770. NOW THERE'S A GENTLEMAN BEHIND YOU THAT LOOKS LIKE BUTT-HEAD. PROFESSOR, JUST BECAUSE OUR

771. YOU THAT LOOKS LIKE BUTT-HEAD. PROFESSOR, JUST BECAUSE OUR AUDIENCE MEMBERS AREN'T AS

772. PROFESSOR, JUST BECAUSE OUR AUDIENCE MEMBERS AREN'T AS INFORMED ON THE ISSUE AS YOU

773. AUDIENCE MEMBERS AREN'T AS INFORMED ON THE ISSUE AS YOU DOESN'T MAKE THEM BUTT-HEADS.

774. INFORMED ON THE ISSUE AS YOU DOESN'T MAKE THEM BUTT-HEADS. BUTT-HEAD FROM THE CARTOON.

775. DOESN'T MAKE THEM BUTT-HEADS. BUTT-HEAD FROM THE CARTOON. HE'S BEAVIS' FRIEND.

776. BUTT-HEAD FROM THE CARTOON. HE'S BEAVIS' FRIEND. I'D REALLY LIKE TO MOVE ON

777. HE'S BEAVIS' FRIEND. I'D REALLY LIKE TO MOVE ON AND DISCUSS AI, SO WOULD YOU

778. I'D REALLY LIKE TO MOVE ON AND DISCUSS AI, SO WOULD YOU LIKE HIM TO MOVE?

779. AND DISCUSS AI, SO WOULD YOU LIKE HIM TO MOVE? YES.

780. LIKE HIM TO MOVE? YES. THANK YOU.

781. YES. THANK YOU. THE MAN WITH THE GRAY SHIRT AND

782. THANK YOU. THE MAN WITH THE GRAY SHIRT AND EXPOSED GUMS.

783. THE MAN WITH THE GRAY SHIRT AND EXPOSED GUMS. SIR —

784. EXPOSED GUMS. SIR —

785. SIR —

786. KINDLY MOVE SEATS.

787. KINDLY MOVE SEATS. SHE'S TALKING TO YOU.

788. KINDLY MOVE SEATS. SHE'S TALKING TO YOU. OH, I'M SORRY.

789. SHE'S TALKING TO YOU. OH, I'M SORRY. ME?

790. OH, I'M SORRY. ME? YES.

791. ME? YES. I'M SO SORRY.

792. YES. I'M SO SORRY. I'M CONFUSED.

793. I'M SO SORRY. I'M CONFUSED. I'M JUST HERE TO LEARN ABOUT AI.

794. I'M CONFUSED. I'M JUST HERE TO LEARN ABOUT AI. PROFESSOR, WE HAVE A VIEWER

795. I'M JUST HERE TO LEARN ABOUT AI. PROFESSOR, WE HAVE A VIEWER QUESTION FROM X.

796. PROFESSOR, WE HAVE A VIEWER QUESTION FROM X. @DANWICH 980 ASKS DOES CORNHOLIO

797. QUESTION FROM X. @DANWICH 980 ASKS DOES CORNHOLIO NEED TP FOR HIS BUM HOLE?

798. @DANWICH 980 ASKS DOES CORNHOLIO NEED TP FOR HIS BUM HOLE? THAT'S SOMETHING TROLLING.

799. NEED TP FOR HIS BUM HOLE? THAT'S SOMETHING TROLLING. THAT'S A REFERENCE TO THE

800. THAT'S SOMETHING TROLLING. THAT'S A REFERENCE TO THE CARTOON.

801. THAT'S A REFERENCE TO THE CARTOON. THAT WAS BEAVIS' ALTER EGO.

802. CARTOON. THAT WAS BEAVIS' ALTER EGO. HE EAT THE SUGAR AND BECOME

803. THAT WAS BEAVIS' ALTER EGO. HE EAT THE SUGAR AND BECOME CORNHOLIO.

804. HE EAT THE SUGAR AND BECOME CORNHOLIO. I SEE.

805. CORNHOLIO. I SEE. LET'S MOVE ON TO OUR AUDIENCE

806. I SEE. LET'S MOVE ON TO OUR AUDIENCE QUESTIONS STARTING WITH PATRICIA

807. LET'S MOVE ON TO OUR AUDIENCE QUESTIONS STARTING WITH PATRICIA FAULKNER.

808. QUESTIONS STARTING WITH PATRICIA FAULKNER. YES.

809. FAULKNER. YES. RIGHT HERE.

810. YES. RIGHT HERE. YOU PUT THEM RIGHT NEXT TO

811. RIGHT HERE. YOU PUT THEM RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER?

812. YOU PUT THEM RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER? THEY EVEN SITTING LIKE THEY DO

813. EACH OTHER? THEY EVEN SITTING LIKE THEY DO ON THE SHOW.

814. THEY EVEN SITTING LIKE THEY DO ON THE SHOW. YOU TWO REALLY DON'T KNOW THAT

815. ON THE SHOW. YOU TWO REALLY DON'T KNOW THAT YOU LOOK LIKE BEAVIS AND

816. YOU TWO REALLY DON'T KNOW THAT YOU LOOK LIKE BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD?

817. YOU LOOK LIKE BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD? I'VE HEARD RUMBLINGS THAT I

818. BUTT-HEAD? I'VE HEARD RUMBLINGS THAT I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE FROM TV, BUT

819. I'VE HEARD RUMBLINGS THAT I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE FROM TV, BUT IT'S JUST — MAYBE IT'S THIS

820. LOOK LIKE SOMEONE FROM TV, BUT IT'S JUST — MAYBE IT'S THIS BEAVIS PERSON.

821. IT'S JUST — MAYBE IT'S THIS BEAVIS PERSON. I DON'T KNOW.

822. BEAVIS PERSON. I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T WATCH MUCH TELEVISION.

823. I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T WATCH MUCH TELEVISION. I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY BUSY LIFE.

824. I DON'T WATCH MUCH TELEVISION. I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY BUSY LIFE. YEAH.

825. I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY BUSY LIFE. YEAH. I'M VERY BUSY TOO.

826. YEAH. I'M VERY BUSY TOO. AND THIS IS HONESTLY THE FIRST

827. I'M VERY BUSY TOO. AND THIS IS HONESTLY THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER HEARD THAT I LOOK

828. AND THIS IS HONESTLY THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER HEARD THAT I LOOK LIKE THIS BUTT-HEAD PERSON, SO.

829. TIME I'VE EVER HEARD THAT I LOOK LIKE THIS BUTT-HEAD PERSON, SO. OH, BOY.

830. LIKE THIS BUTT-HEAD PERSON, SO. OH, BOY. FOR THOSE JUST TUNING IN, THIS

831. OH, BOY. FOR THOSE JUST TUNING IN, THIS IS NEWSNATION, NOT THE CARTOON

832. FOR THOSE JUST TUNING IN, THIS IS NEWSNATION, NOT THE CARTOON NETWORK.

833. IS NEWSNATION, NOT THE CARTOON NETWORK. HEY, THEY LAUGH LIKE THEM

834. NETWORK. HEY, THEY LAUGH LIKE THEM TOO.

835. HEY, THEY LAUGH LIKE THEM TOO. YOU HEAR THAT?

836. TOO. YOU HEAR THAT? MS. FAULKNER, GO AHEAD.

837. YOU HEAR THAT? MS. FAULKNER, GO AHEAD. YES.

838. MS. FAULKNER, GO AHEAD. YES. PROFESSOR, I'M A SPEECH

839. YES. PROFESSOR, I'M A SPEECH THERAPIST, AND I USE AI SOFTWARE

840. PROFESSOR, I'M A SPEECH THERAPIST, AND I USE AI SOFTWARE EVERY DAY.

841. THERAPIST, AND I USE AI SOFTWARE EVERY DAY. YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER.

842. EVERY DAY. YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER. HOW LONG Y'ALL BEEN FRIENDS?

843. YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER. HOW LONG Y'ALL BEEN FRIENDS? I DON'T KNOW THIS GENTLEMAN.

844. HOW LONG Y'ALL BEEN FRIENDS? I DON'T KNOW THIS GENTLEMAN. YOU DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER?

845. I DON'T KNOW THIS GENTLEMAN. YOU DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER? NO.

846. YOU DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER? NO. HI, I'M DEAN.

847. NO. HI, I'M DEAN. JEFF.

848. HI, I'M DEAN. JEFF. NICE TO MEET YOU.

849. JEFF. NICE TO MEET YOU. NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.

850. NICE TO MEET YOU. NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. ALL RIGHT.

851. NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. ALL RIGHT. LET'S TAKE A BREAK.

852. ALL RIGHT. LET'S TAKE A BREAK. AFTER, WE'LL SPEAK WITH SOME

853. LET'S TAKE A BREAK. AFTER, WE'LL SPEAK WITH SOME GENTLEMEN FROM TEXAS WHO LOST

854. AFTER, WE'LL SPEAK WITH SOME GENTLEMEN FROM TEXAS WHO LOST THEIR JOBS TO AI.

855. GENTLEMEN FROM TEXAS WHO LOST THEIR JOBS TO AI. I'M SURE THEY HAVE LOTS TO SAY.

856. THEIR JOBS TO AI. I'M SURE THEY HAVE LOTS TO SAY. I DO.

857. > LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHRIS STAPLETON.

858. FEELS LIKE IT'S A LOADED GUN ♪ ♪ MY-MY IT'S TURNING

859. IT'S A LOADED GUN ♪ ♪ MY-MY IT'S TURNING LIKE A CLOUD OF DUST

860. MY HEART ALWAYS WANTS TO RUN ♪ ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH

861. WANTS TO RUN ♪ ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH IF YOU WANT A COWBOY

862. ON A WHITE HORSE RIDIN' OFF INTO THE SUNSET ♪ ♪ IF THAT'S THE KIND OF LOVE

863. RIDIN' OFF INTO THE SUNSET ♪ ♪ IF THAT'S THE KIND OF LOVE YOU WANNA WAIT FOR

864. HOLD ON TIGHT GIRL I AIN'T THERE YET ♪ ♪ NO I AIN'T THERE YET

865. RIGHT NOW'S JUST NOT THE TIME ♪ ♪ SOME THINGS A MAN'S JUST

866. JUST NOT THE TIME ♪ ♪ SOME THINGS A MAN'S JUST GOT TO DO

867. I WISH YOU COULD CHANGE MY MIND ♪ ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH

868. CHANGE MY MIND ♪ ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH IF YOU WANT A COWBOY

869. ON A WHITE HORSE RIDIN' OFF INTO THE SUNSET ♪ ♪ IF THAT'S THE KIND OF LOVE

870. RIDIN' OFF INTO THE SUNSET ♪ ♪ IF THAT'S THE KIND OF LOVE YOU WANNA WAIT FOR

871. HOLD ON TIGHT GIRL I AIN'T THERE YET ♪ ♪ NO I AIN'T THERE YET

872. ON A WHITE HORSE RIDIN' OFF INTO THE SUNSET ♪ ♪ IF THAT'S THE KIND OF LOVE

873. RIDIN' OFF INTO THE SUNSET ♪ ♪ IF THAT'S THE KIND OF LOVE YOU WANNA WAIT FOR

874. HOLD ON TIGHT GIRL I AIN'T THERE ♪ ♪ IF YOU WANT A COWBOY

875. I AIN'T THERE ♪ ♪ IF YOU WANT A COWBOY ON A WHITE HORSE

876. RIDIN' OFF INTO THE SUNSET ♪ ♪ IF THAT'S THE KIND OF LOVE

877. INTO THE SUNSET ♪ ♪ IF THAT'S THE KIND OF LOVE YOU WANNA WAIT FOR

878. HOLD ON TIGHT GIRL I AIN'T THERE YET ♪ ♪ NO I AIN'T THERE YET

879. IT'S "WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE.

880. UPDATE" WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE.

881. MICHAEL CHE. > THANK YOU.

882. > THANK YOU. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE.

883. > THANK YOU. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE."

884. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE." I'M MICHAEL CHE.

885. WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE." I'M MICHAEL CHE. I'M COLIN JOST.

886. I'M MICHAEL CHE. I'M COLIN JOST. THE ARIZONA SUPREME COURT HAS

887. I'M COLIN JOST. THE ARIZONA SUPREME COURT HAS REINSTATED A LAW FROM 1964

888. THE ARIZONA SUPREME COURT HAS REINSTATED A LAW FROM 1964 BANNING DOCTORS FROM PERFORMING

889. REINSTATED A LAW FROM 1964 BANNING DOCTORS FROM PERFORMING ABORTIONS.

890. BANNING DOCTORS FROM PERFORMING ABORTIONS. NOW, REINSTATING LAWS FROM 1864

891. ABORTIONS. NOW, REINSTATING LAWS FROM 1864 ISN'T THE WORST THING FOR ME

892. NOW, REINSTATING LAWS FROM 1864 ISN'T THE WORST THING FOR ME BECAUSE I'M A WHITE LAND OWNER.

893. ISN'T THE WORST THING FOR ME BECAUSE I'M A WHITE LAND OWNER. AND A PROUD FREE MASON.

894. BECAUSE I'M A WHITE LAND OWNER. AND A PROUD FREE MASON. BUT IT'S PROBABLY NOT GREAT TO

895. AND A PROUD FREE MASON. BUT IT'S PROBABLY NOT GREAT TO ADOPT HEALTH CARE RULES FROM A

896. BUT IT'S PROBABLY NOT GREAT TO ADOPT HEALTH CARE RULES FROM A TIME WHERE THE ONLY TWO THINGS

897. ADOPT HEALTH CARE RULES FROM A TIME WHERE THE ONLY TWO THINGS DOCTORS PRESCRIBED WERE PRAYER

898. TIME WHERE THE ONLY TWO THINGS DOCTORS PRESCRIBED WERE PRAYER AND COCAINE.

899. DOCTORS PRESCRIBED WERE PRAYER AND COCAINE. SATURDAY AND SUNDAY.

900. AND COCAINE. SATURDAY AND SUNDAY. BACK THEN, IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO

901. SATURDAY AND SUNDAY. BACK THEN, IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO KEEP YOUR BABY, YOUR ONLY OPTION

902. BACK THEN, IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO KEEP YOUR BABY, YOUR ONLY OPTION WAS TO GIVE IT TO RUMPLE STILL

903. KEEP YOUR BABY, YOUR ONLY OPTION WAS TO GIVE IT TO RUMPLE STILL SKIN.

904. WAS TO GIVE IT TO RUMPLE STILL SKIN. PRESIDENT BIDEN CRITICIZED THE

905. SKIN. PRESIDENT BIDEN CRITICIZED THE LAW CALLING IT CRUEL, WHICH IS

906. PRESIDENT BIDEN CRITICIZED THE LAW CALLING IT CRUEL, WHICH IS THE SAME THING HE SAID WHEN HE

907. LAW CALLING IT CRUEL, WHICH IS THE SAME THING HE SAID WHEN HE VOTED AGAINST IT IN 1864.

908. THE SAME THING HE SAID WHEN HE VOTED AGAINST IT IN 1864. THIS WEEK, DONALD TRUMP SAID

909. VOTED AGAINST IT IN 1864. THIS WEEK, DONALD TRUMP SAID THAT HE SUPPORTS ABORTION LAWS

910. THIS WEEK, DONALD TRUMP SAID THAT HE SUPPORTS ABORTION LAWS BEING DECIDED BY THE STATES

911. THAT HE SUPPORTS ABORTION LAWS BEING DECIDED BY THE STATES INSTEAD OF THE FEDERAL

912. BEING DECIDED BY THE STATES INSTEAD OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

913. INSTEAD OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. BUT WHY STOP THERE?

914. GOVERNMENT. BUT WHY STOP THERE? WHY NOT GO EVEN SMALLER AND

915. BUT WHY STOP THERE? WHY NOT GO EVEN SMALLER AND LEAVE IT UP TO THE COUNTY OR THE

916. WHY NOT GO EVEN SMALLER AND LEAVE IT UP TO THE COUNTY OR THE CITY, OR EVEN BETTER, TAKE THE

917. LEAVE IT UP TO THE COUNTY OR THE CITY, OR EVEN BETTER, TAKE THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF IT COMPLETELY

918. CITY, OR EVEN BETTER, TAKE THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF IT COMPLETELY AND LEAVE THE CHOICE ABOUT WHAT

919. GOVERNMENT OUT OF IT COMPLETELY AND LEAVE THE CHOICE ABOUT WHAT WOMEN CAN DO WITH THEIR BODIES

920. AND LEAVE THE CHOICE ABOUT WHAT WOMEN CAN DO WITH THEIR BODIES TO THE PERSON WHO KNOWS WHAT

921. WOMEN CAN DO WITH THEIR BODIES TO THE PERSON WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY CAN DO WITH THEM THE BEST,

922. TO THE PERSON WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY CAN DO WITH THEM THE BEST, THEIR HUSBANDS.

923. THEY CAN DO WITH THEM THE BEST, THEIR HUSBANDS.

924. THEIR HUSBANDS. IN A VIDEO ON TRUTH SOCIAL,

925. IN A VIDEO ON TRUTH SOCIAL, DONALD TRUMP FALSELY SAID THAT

926. IN A VIDEO ON TRUTH SOCIAL, DONALD TRUMP FALSELY SAID THAT DEMOCRATS SUPPORT ABORTION UP TO

927. DONALD TRUMP FALSELY SAID THAT DEMOCRATS SUPPORT ABORTION UP TO THE NINTH MONTH AND BEYOND.

928. DEMOCRATS SUPPORT ABORTION UP TO THE NINTH MONTH AND BEYOND. SAYING, THE BABY IS EXECUTED

929. THE NINTH MONTH AND BEYOND. SAYING, THE BABY IS EXECUTED AFTER BIRTH.

930. SAYING, THE BABY IS EXECUTED AFTER BIRTH. BUT HE ONLY THINKS THAT HAPPENS

931. AFTER BIRTH. BUT HE ONLY THINKS THAT HAPPENS BECAUSE WHEN TRUMP WAS A BABY, A

932. BUT HE ONLY THINKS THAT HAPPENS BECAUSE WHEN TRUMP WAS A BABY, A BUNCH OF TIME TRAVELERS SHOWED

933. BECAUSE WHEN TRUMP WAS A BABY, A BUNCH OF TIME TRAVELERS SHOWED UP TRYING TO KILL HIM.

934. BUNCH OF TIME TRAVELERS SHOWED UP TRYING TO KILL HIM. O.J. SIMPSON DIED THIS WEEK

935. UP TRYING TO KILL HIM. O.J. SIMPSON DIED THIS WEEK AT THE AGE OF 76 AFTER A BATTLE

936. O.J. SIMPSON DIED THIS WEEK AT THE AGE OF 76 AFTER A BATTLE WITH PROSTATE CANCER THAT WAS

937. AT THE AGE OF 76 AFTER A BATTLE WITH PROSTATE CANCER THAT WAS PLANTED ON HIM BY THE LAPD.

938. WITH PROSTATE CANCER THAT WAS PLANTED ON HIM BY THE LAPD.

939. PLANTED ON HIM BY THE LAPD. THERE WAS ACTUAL LISTEN AN

940. THERE WAS ACTUAL LISTEN AN ERROR IN THE LA TIMES OBITUARY

941. THERE WAS ACTUAL LISTEN AN ERROR IN THE LA TIMES OBITUARY FOR O.J. SIMPSON IN THE SECTION

942. ERROR IN THE LA TIMES OBITUARY FOR O.J. SIMPSON IN THE SECTION ABOUT HIS PRISON TIME.

943. FOR O.J. SIMPSON IN THE SECTION ABOUT HIS PRISON TIME. INSTEAD OF WRITING OJ WALKED OUT

944. ABOUT HIS PRISON TIME. INSTEAD OF WRITING OJ WALKED OUT OF THE LOVE LAW CORRECTIONAL

945. INSTEAD OF WRITING OJ WALKED OUT OF THE LOVE LAW CORRECTIONAL CENTER, THEY WROTE, TRUMP WALKED

946. OF THE LOVE LAW CORRECTIONAL CENTER, THEY WROTE, TRUMP WALKED OUT OF THE LOVE LAW CORRECTIONAL

947. CENTER, THEY WROTE, TRUMP WALKED OUT OF THE LOVE LAW CORRECTIONAL CENTER A FREE MAN FOR THE FIRST

948. OUT OF THE LOVE LAW CORRECTIONAL CENTER A FREE MAN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN NINE YEARS.

949. CENTER A FREE MAN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN NINE YEARS. IT'S NOT A GREAT SIGN FOR TRUMP

950. TIME IN NINE YEARS. IT'S NOT A GREAT SIGN FOR TRUMP THAT EVEN AUTO CORRECT THINKS HE

951. IT'S NOT A GREAT SIGN FOR TRUMP THAT EVEN AUTO CORRECT THINKS HE BELONGS IN JAIL.

952. THAT EVEN AUTO CORRECT THINKS HE BELONGS IN JAIL. PRESIDENT BIDEN MET WITH

953. BELONGS IN JAIL. PRESIDENT BIDEN MET WITH JAPAN'S PRIME MINISTER WHERE

954. PRESIDENT BIDEN MET WITH JAPAN'S PRIME MINISTER WHERE THEY DISCUSSED BUILDING A NEW

955. JAPAN'S PRIME MINISTER WHERE THEY DISCUSSED BUILDING A NEW BULLET TRAIN SYSTEM IN AMERICA

956. THEY DISCUSSED BUILDING A NEW BULLET TRAIN SYSTEM IN AMERICA USING ADVANCED JAPANESE

957. BULLET TRAIN SYSTEM IN AMERICA USING ADVANCED JAPANESE TECHNOLOGY.

958. USING ADVANCED JAPANESE TECHNOLOGY. IN RETURN, JAPAN REQUESTED THE

959. TECHNOLOGY. IN RETURN, JAPAN REQUESTED THE ADVANCED AMERICAN TECHNOLOGY OF

960. IN RETURN, JAPAN REQUESTED THE ADVANCED AMERICAN TECHNOLOGY OF FORKS.

961. ADVANCED AMERICAN TECHNOLOGY OF FORKS.

962. FORKS. A NEW —

963. A NEW — A NEW REPORT FROM THE WHITE

964. A NEW REPORT FROM THE WHITE HOUSE CLAIMS THAT PRESIDENT

965. A NEW REPORT FROM THE WHITE HOUSE CLAIMS THAT PRESIDENT BIDEN'S BILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF

966. HOUSE CLAIMS THAT PRESIDENT BIDEN'S BILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF STUDENT LOAN RELIEF WILL

967. BIDEN'S BILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF STUDENT LOAN RELIEF WILL DISPROPORTIONATELY HELP LATINOS

968. STUDENT LOAN RELIEF WILL DISPROPORTIONATELY HELP LATINOS WHICH HAS EARNED BIDEN THE

969. DISPROPORTIONATELY HELP LATINOS WHICH HAS EARNED BIDEN THE NICKNAME EL PAPA DESUGAR.

970. WHICH HAS EARNED BIDEN THE NICKNAME EL PAPA DESUGAR. YESTERDAY, MIKE JOHNSON,

971. NICKNAME EL PAPA DESUGAR. YESTERDAY, MIKE JOHNSON, WHOSE POSITION AS HOUSE SPEAKER

972. YESTERDAY, MIKE JOHNSON, WHOSE POSITION AS HOUSE SPEAKER IS IN JEOPARDY TRAVELED TO

973. WHOSE POSITION AS HOUSE SPEAKER IS IN JEOPARDY TRAVELED TO MAR-A-LAGO FOR A MEETING WITH

974. IS IN JEOPARDY TRAVELED TO MAR-A-LAGO FOR A MEETING WITH DONALD TRUMP, AND BOY IS HIS JAW

975. MAR-A-LAGO FOR A MEETING WITH DONALD TRUMP, AND BOY IS HIS JAW TIRED.

976. DONALD TRUMP, AND BOY IS HIS JAW TIRED. ALL RIGHT.

977. TIRED. ALL RIGHT.

978. ALL RIGHT. THAT GOT APPLAUSE?

979. THAT GOT APPLAUSE? THAT EVENTUALLY GOT APPLAUSE?

980. THAT GOT APPLAUSE? THAT EVENTUALLY GOT APPLAUSE? SENATOR MITCH McCONNELL SEEN

981. THAT EVENTUALLY GOT APPLAUSE? SENATOR MITCH McCONNELL SEEN HERE BEING TOLD A BLACK WOMAN

982. SENATOR MITCH McCONNELL SEEN HERE BEING TOLD A BLACK WOMAN MADE A COUNTRY ALBUM — HAS —

983. HERE BEING TOLD A BLACK WOMAN MADE A COUNTRY ALBUM — HAS — HAS COME OUT IN FAVOR OF A BILL

984. MADE A COUNTRY ALBUM — HAS — HAS COME OUT IN FAVOR OF A BILL THAT WOULD POTENTIALLY BAN TICK

985. HAS COME OUT IN FAVOR OF A BILL THAT WOULD POTENTIALLY BAN TICK KNOCK IN THE U.S.

986. THAT WOULD POTENTIALLY BAN TICK KNOCK IN THE U.S. OF COURSE, FOR McCONNELL, TIKTOK

987. KNOCK IN THE U.S. OF COURSE, FOR McCONNELL, TIKTOK IS JUST WHAT THE GRIM REAPER

988. OF COURSE, FOR McCONNELL, TIKTOK IS JUST WHAT THE GRIM REAPER SAYS WHILE TAPPING HIS WATCH.

989. IS JUST WHAT THE GRIM REAPER SAYS WHILE TAPPING HIS WATCH. THIS WEEK, THE TERM

990. SAYS WHILE TAPPING HIS WATCH. THIS WEEK, THE TERM WEAPONIZED INCOMPETENCE WAS

991. THIS WEEK, THE TERM WEAPONIZED INCOMPETENCE WAS TRENDING ON TIKTOK AS SOME WOMEN

992. WEAPONIZED INCOMPETENCE WAS TRENDING ON TIKTOK AS SOME WOMEN WERE CALLING OUT THEIR MALE

993. TRENDING ON TIKTOK AS SOME WOMEN WERE CALLING OUT THEIR MALE PARTNERS FOR DOING SIMPLE TASKS

994. WERE CALLING OUT THEIR MALE PARTNERS FOR DOING SIMPLE TASKS BAD ON PURPOSE SO THEY NEVER

995. PARTNERS FOR DOING SIMPLE TASKS BAD ON PURPOSE SO THEY NEVER HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN.

996. BAD ON PURPOSE SO THEY NEVER HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN. HERE TO COMMENT IS OUR RESIDENT

997. HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN. HERE TO COMMENT IS OUR RESIDENT BOYFRIEND MICHAEL LONGFELLOW.

998. HERE TO COMMENT IS OUR RESIDENT BOYFRIEND MICHAEL LONGFELLOW.

999. BOYFRIEND MICHAEL LONGFELLOW. CHE, ALWAYS GOOD TO BE WITH

1000. CHE, ALWAYS GOOD TO BE WITH YOU, MY FRIEND.

1001. CHE, ALWAYS GOOD TO BE WITH YOU, MY FRIEND. MICHAEL, HOW YOU DOING?

1002. YOU, MY FRIEND. MICHAEL, HOW YOU DOING? SO WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON

1003. MICHAEL, HOW YOU DOING? SO WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON WEAPONIZED INCOMPETENCE?

1004. SO WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON WEAPONIZED INCOMPETENCE? WELL, I JUST LEARNED ABOUT IT

1005. WEAPONIZED INCOMPETENCE? WELL, I JUST LEARNED ABOUT IT BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND ASKED ME

1006. WELL, I JUST LEARNED ABOUT IT BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND ASKED ME TO BUY DISHWASHER SOAP, AND I

1007. BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND ASKED ME TO BUY DISHWASHER SOAP, AND I BOUGHT DISH SOAP, WHICH IS

1008. TO BUY DISHWASHER SOAP, AND I BOUGHT DISH SOAP, WHICH IS DIFFERENT I GUESS.

1009. BOUGHT DISH SOAP, WHICH IS DIFFERENT I GUESS. SO MY TAKE IS I TOTALLY GET HER

1010. DIFFERENT I GUESS. SO MY TAKE IS I TOTALLY GET HER POINT, BUT WHAT I NEED HER TO

1011. SO MY TAKE IS I TOTALLY GET HER POINT, BUT WHAT I NEED HER TO UNDERSTAND IS I'M JUST

1012. POINT, BUT WHAT I NEED HER TO UNDERSTAND IS I'M JUST INCOMPETENT.

1013. UNDERSTAND IS I'M JUST INCOMPETENT. AND I'M TRYING REALLY, REALLY

1014. INCOMPETENT. AND I'M TRYING REALLY, REALLY HARD.

1015. AND I'M TRYING REALLY, REALLY HARD. AND I LOVE YOU, GIRL.

1016. HARD. AND I LOVE YOU, GIRL. SO PLEASE, DON'T BE MAD AT ME.

1017. AND I LOVE YOU, GIRL. SO PLEASE, DON'T BE MAD AT ME. DO YOU THINK SHE MIGHT GET

1018. SO PLEASE, DON'T BE MAD AT ME. DO YOU THINK SHE MIGHT GET UPSET ABOUT YOU SAYING ANY OF

1019. DO YOU THINK SHE MIGHT GET UPSET ABOUT YOU SAYING ANY OF THIS ON TV?

1020. UPSET ABOUT YOU SAYING ANY OF THIS ON TV? NO.

1021. THIS ON TV? NO. SHE'LL BE UPSET BECAUSE I WAS

1022. NO. SHE'LL BE UPSET BECAUSE I WAS SUPPOSED TO PICK UP OUR CAT FROM

1023. SHE'LL BE UPSET BECAUSE I WAS SUPPOSED TO PICK UP OUR CAT FROM DAY CARE YESTERDAY, AND I'M

1024. SUPPOSED TO PICK UP OUR CAT FROM DAY CARE YESTERDAY, AND I'M REALIZING AS I SPEAK I TOTALLY

1025. DAY CARE YESTERDAY, AND I'M REALIZING AS I SPEAK I TOTALLY FORGOT.

1026. REALIZING AS I SPEAK I TOTALLY FORGOT. MICHAEL, THAT'S NOT GREAT,

1027. FORGOT. MICHAEL, THAT'S NOT GREAT, MAN.

1028. MICHAEL, THAT'S NOT GREAT, MAN. THAT'S TERRIBLE.

1029. MAN. THAT'S TERRIBLE. IN THE WORDS OF J. LO, THIS IS

1030. THAT'S TERRIBLE. IN THE WORDS OF J. LO, THIS IS ME.

1031. IN THE WORDS OF J. LO, THIS IS ME. NOW.

1032. ME. NOW. YOU KNOW WHAT?

1033. NOW. YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME JUST TALK TO THE LADIES

1034. YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME JUST TALK TO THE LADIES DIRECTLY FOR A SECOND.

1035. LET ME JUST TALK TO THE LADIES DIRECTLY FOR A SECOND. LET ME GET THE CAMERA.

1036. DIRECTLY FOR A SECOND. LET ME GET THE CAMERA. I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD,

1037. LET ME GET THE CAMERA. I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD, MAN.

1038. I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD, MAN. HEY, GIRLS.

1039. MAN. HEY, GIRLS. IT'S LONGFELLOW.

1040. HEY, GIRLS. IT'S LONGFELLOW. DON'T GET EXCITED.

1041. IT'S LONGFELLOW. DON'T GET EXCITED. IT'S JUST A NAME.

1042. DON'T GET EXCITED. IT'S JUST A NAME.

1043. IT'S JUST A NAME. SMALL WEINER JOKE.

1044. SMALL WEINER JOKE. NO.

1045. SMALL WEINER JOKE. NO. WE GOT IT, MAN.

1046. NO. WE GOT IT, MAN. WE GOT IT.

1047. WE GOT IT, MAN. WE GOT IT. JUST A JOKE.

1048. WE GOT IT. JUST A JOKE. LOOK, LADIES, WHAT ARE WE

1049. JUST A JOKE. LOOK, LADIES, WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING ABOUT?

1050. LOOK, LADIES, WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING ABOUT? THIS ISN'T US.

1051. FIGHTING ABOUT? THIS ISN'T US. YES, MEN SOMETIMES MESS UP TASKS

1052. THIS ISN'T US. YES, MEN SOMETIMES MESS UP TASKS SO SIMPLE THAT A CHILD COULD DO

1053. YES, MEN SOMETIMES MESS UP TASKS SO SIMPLE THAT A CHILD COULD DO THEM, BUT, GIRL, THAT'S

1054. SO SIMPLE THAT A CHILD COULD DO THEM, BUT, GIRL, THAT'S SOCIETY'S FAULT.

1055. THEM, BUT, GIRL, THAT'S SOCIETY'S FAULT. THAT'S NOT US BEING WEAPONS.

1056. SOCIETY'S FAULT. THAT'S NOT US BEING WEAPONS. THE ONLY WEAPONS I OWN, RIGHT

1057. THAT'S NOT US BEING WEAPONS. THE ONLY WEAPONS I OWN, RIGHT HERE.

1058. THE ONLY WEAPONS I OWN, RIGHT HERE. AND THEY'RE FOR PROTECTING YOU,

1059. HERE. AND THEY'RE FOR PROTECTING YOU, GIRL.

1060. AND THEY'RE FOR PROTECTING YOU, GIRL. AS LONG AS HE'S SMALLER THAN ME.

1061. GIRL. AS LONG AS HE'S SMALLER THAN ME. SICK IF POSSIBLE.

1062. AS LONG AS HE'S SMALLER THAN ME. SICK IF POSSIBLE. THAT'S YOUR POINT?

1063. SICK IF POSSIBLE. THAT'S YOUR POINT? I FORGOT TO THINK OF ONE.

1064. THAT'S YOUR POINT? I FORGOT TO THINK OF ONE. I KNOW I NEED TO BE BETTER, BUT

1065. I FORGOT TO THINK OF ONE. I KNOW I NEED TO BE BETTER, BUT HERE'S THE TRUTH.

1066. I KNOW I NEED TO BE BETTER, BUT HERE'S THE TRUTH. IF I LIVED ALONE, I WOULD HAVE

1067. HERE'S THE TRUTH. IF I LIVED ALONE, I WOULD HAVE ONE PLATE, I WOULD NEVER COOK, I

1068. IF I LIVED ALONE, I WOULD HAVE ONE PLATE, I WOULD NEVER COOK, I WOULD ORDER FOOD, PUT THE

1069. ONE PLATE, I WOULD NEVER COOK, I WOULD ORDER FOOD, PUT THE TAKEOUT BOXES ON TOP OF THE

1070. WOULD ORDER FOOD, PUT THE TAKEOUT BOXES ON TOP OF THE TRASH CAN, AND WHEN THE BOXES

1071. TAKEOUT BOXES ON TOP OF THE TRASH CAN, AND WHEN THE BOXES TOUCH THE CEILING, MOVE BACK IN

1072. TRASH CAN, AND WHEN THE BOXES TOUCH THE CEILING, MOVE BACK IN WITH MY MOM.

1073. TOUCH THE CEILING, MOVE BACK IN WITH MY MOM. THAT'S A GOOD LIFE TO ME.

1074. WITH MY MOM. THAT'S A GOOD LIFE TO ME. I'M OKAY LIVING LIKE THAT.

1075. THAT'S A GOOD LIFE TO ME. I'M OKAY LIVING LIKE THAT. YOU'RE NOT, KATE.

1076. I'M OKAY LIVING LIKE THAT. YOU'RE NOT, KATE. YOU JUST SAY YOUR

1077. YOU'RE NOT, KATE. YOU JUST SAY YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S REAL NAME?

1078. YOU JUST SAY YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S REAL NAME? YEAH.

1079. GIRLFRIEND'S REAL NAME? YEAH. OOPSY.

1080. YEAH. OOPSY. LET'S TURN THE TABLES.

1081. OOPSY. LET'S TURN THE TABLES. LET'S TALK ABOUT WEAPONIZED

1082. LET'S TURN THE TABLES. LET'S TALK ABOUT WEAPONIZED COMPETENCE.

1083. LET'S TALK ABOUT WEAPONIZED COMPETENCE. WEAPONIZED COMPETENCE?

1084. COMPETENCE. WEAPONIZED COMPETENCE? YEAH.

1085. WEAPONIZED COMPETENCE? YEAH. WOMEN.

1086. YEAH. WOMEN. YOU'RE TOO COMPETENT.

1087. WOMEN. YOU'RE TOO COMPETENT. WHY DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO ALL

1088. YOU'RE TOO COMPETENT. WHY DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO ALL THIS STUFF?

1089. WHY DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO ALL THIS STUFF? HOW DO YOU KNOW THE WORD DUVET?

1090. THIS STUFF? HOW DO YOU KNOW THE WORD DUVET? WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

1091. HOW DO YOU KNOW THE WORD DUVET? WHO TOLD YOU THAT? I'VE BEEN LIVING ON THE SAME

1092. WHO TOLD YOU THAT? I'VE BEEN LIVING ON THE SAME EARTH AS YOU, GIRL.

1093. I'VE BEEN LIVING ON THE SAME EARTH AS YOU, GIRL. NEVER ONCE HEARD DUVET.

1094. EARTH AS YOU, GIRL. NEVER ONCE HEARD DUVET. NOW YOU'RE MAD AT ME BECAUSE I

1095. NEVER ONCE HEARD DUVET. NOW YOU'RE MAD AT ME BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT IT ON?

1096. NOW YOU'RE MAD AT ME BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT IT ON? PUT WHAT ON WHAT?

1097. DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT IT ON? PUT WHAT ON WHAT? HE'S GOT SOME GOOD POINTS.

1098. PUT WHAT ON WHAT? HE'S GOT SOME GOOD POINTS. MICHAEL LONGFELLOW, EVERYBODY.

1099. HE'S GOT SOME GOOD POINTS. MICHAEL LONGFELLOW, EVERYBODY. I'M SO SORRY, BABE!

1100. MICHAEL LONGFELLOW, EVERYBODY. I'M SO SORRY, BABE! IN A NEW INTERVIEW, BILLY D.

1101. I'M SO SORRY, BABE! IN A NEW INTERVIEW, BILLY D. WILLIAMS SAYS THAT ACTORS SHOULD

1102. IN A NEW INTERVIEW, BILLY D. WILLIAMS SAYS THAT ACTORS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO DO BLACK FACE,

1103. WILLIAMS SAYS THAT ACTORS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO DO BLACK FACE, ADDING IF YOU'RE AN ACTOR, YOU

1104. BE ALLOWED TO DO BLACK FACE, ADDING IF YOU'RE AN ACTOR, YOU SHOULD DO ANYTHING YOU WANT TO

1105. ADDING IF YOU'RE AN ACTOR, YOU SHOULD DO ANYTHING YOU WANT TO DO.

1106. SHOULD DO ANYTHING YOU WANT TO DO. EXACTLY, SAID KEVIN SPACEY.

1107. DO. EXACTLY, SAID KEVIN SPACEY. NEW YORK CITY — NEW YORK.

1108. EXACTLY, SAID KEVIN SPACEY. NEW YORK CITY — NEW YORK. THEY LIKES IT.

1109. NEW YORK CITY — NEW YORK. THEY LIKES IT. NO, THEY DIDN'T LIKE IT.

1110. THEY LIKES IT. NO, THEY DIDN'T LIKE IT. NEW YORK CITY OFFICIALS ARE

1111. NO, THEY DIDN'T LIKE IT. NEW YORK CITY OFFICIALS ARE CONSIDERING CONTROLLING THE

1112. NEW YORK CITY OFFICIALS ARE CONSIDERING CONTROLLING THE CITY'S RAPID GROWING POPULATION

1113. CONSIDERING CONTROLLING THE CITY'S RAPID GROWING POPULATION BY USING BIRTH PELLETS, WHICH

1114. CITY'S RAPID GROWING POPULATION BY USING BIRTH PELLETS, WHICH WILL FINALLY LET FEMALE RATS

1115. BY USING BIRTH PELLETS, WHICH WILL FINALLY LET FEMALE RATS FOCUS ON THEIR CAREERS.

1116. WILL FINALLY LET FEMALE RATS FOCUS ON THEIR CAREERS. THE TSA REPORTS IN THE FIRST

1117. FOCUS ON THEIR CAREERS. THE TSA REPORTS IN THE FIRST THREE MONTHS OF THIS YEAR, THEY

1118. THE TSA REPORTS IN THE FIRST THREE MONTHS OF THIS YEAR, THEY HAVE INTERCEPTED 1,500 GUNS IN

1119. THREE MONTHS OF THIS YEAR, THEY HAVE INTERCEPTED 1,500 GUNS IN CARRY-ON BAGS, AND THE MAJORITY

1120. HAVE INTERCEPTED 1,500 GUNS IN CARRY-ON BAGS, AND THE MAJORITY OF THEM WERE LOADED, 'CUZ YOU'RE

1121. CARRY-ON BAGS, AND THE MAJORITY OF THEM WERE LOADED, 'CUZ YOU'RE GIVING ME THAT WINDOW SEAT.

1122. OF THEM WERE LOADED, 'CUZ YOU'RE GIVING ME THAT WINDOW SEAT. YOU ARE A STUPID MAN.

1123. GIVING ME THAT WINDOW SEAT. YOU ARE A STUPID MAN. 72-YEAR-OLD JERRY TURNER FROM

1124. YOU ARE A STUPID MAN. 72-YEAR-OLD JERRY TURNER FROM THE GOLDEN BACHELOR ANNOUNCED

1125. 72-YEAR-OLD JERRY TURNER FROM THE GOLDEN BACHELOR ANNOUNCED THAT HE AND HIS 70-YEAR-OLD WIFE

1126. THE GOLDEN BACHELOR ANNOUNCED THAT HE AND HIS 70-YEAR-OLD WIFE ARE DIVORCING AFTER THREE MONTHS

1127. THAT HE AND HIS 70-YEAR-OLD WIFE ARE DIVORCING AFTER THREE MONTHS OF MARRIAGE.

1128. ARE DIVORCING AFTER THREE MONTHS OF MARRIAGE. BUT LIKE THEY SAY, THERE'S STILL

1129. OF MARRIAGE. BUT LIKE THEY SAY, THERE'S STILL PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA —

1130. BUT LIKE THEY SAY, THERE'S STILL PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA — METARY.

1131. PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA — METARY. SEAMETARY, COLIN.

1132. METARY. SEAMETARY, COLIN. REALLY GOOD.

1133. SEAMETARY, COLIN. REALLY GOOD. IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT A MUSICAL

1134. REALLY GOOD. IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT A MUSICAL VERSION OF LORD OF THE RINGS

1135. IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT A MUSICAL VERSION OF LORD OF THE RINGS WILL OPEN IN CHICAGO, SO IF YOU

1136. VERSION OF LORD OF THE RINGS WILL OPEN IN CHICAGO, SO IF YOU LOVE MUSICALS AND YOU LOVE LORD

1137. WILL OPEN IN CHICAGO, SO IF YOU LOVE MUSICALS AND YOU LOVE LORD OF THE RINGS, HIGH SCHOOL MUST

1138. LOVE MUSICALS AND YOU LOVE LORD OF THE RINGS, HIGH SCHOOL MUST HAVE BEEN A TOUGH TIME.

1139. OF THE RINGS, HIGH SCHOOL MUST HAVE BEEN A TOUGH TIME. TRUST ME, I KNOW.

1140. HAVE BEEN A TOUGH TIME. TRUST ME, I KNOW.

1141. TRUST ME, I KNOW.

1142. THE UNIVERSITY OF IOWA

1143. THE UNIVERSITY OF IOWA ANNOUNCED THAT BASKETBALL STAR

1144. THE UNIVERSITY OF IOWA ANNOUNCED THAT BASKETBALL STAR CAITLIN CLARK WILL HAVE HER

1145. ANNOUNCED THAT BASKETBALL STAR CAITLIN CLARK WILL HAVE HER JERSEY RETIRED.

1146. CAITLIN CLARK WILL HAVE HER JERSEY RETIRED. AND REPLACED WITH AN APRON.

1147. JERSEY RETIRED. AND REPLACED WITH AN APRON. OH.

1148. AND REPLACED WITH AN APRON. OH. WELL, THE WNBA DRAFT IS THIS

1149. OH. WELL, THE WNBA DRAFT IS THIS MONDAY, AND IOWA STAR CAITLIN

1150. WELL, THE WNBA DRAFT IS THIS MONDAY, AND IOWA STAR CAITLIN CLARK IS EXPECTED TO BE THE

1151. MONDAY, AND IOWA STAR CAITLIN CLARK IS EXPECTED TO BE THE NUMBER ONE PICK.

1152. CLARK IS EXPECTED TO BE THE NUMBER ONE PICK. HERE TO COMMENT IS CAITLIN

1153. NUMBER ONE PICK. HERE TO COMMENT IS CAITLIN CLARK.

1154. HERE TO COMMENT IS CAITLIN CLARK.

1155. HEY, MICHAEL. THANKS FOR HAVING ME. BUT NOTHING FOR MY JOKE?

1156. THANKS FOR HAVING ME. BUT NOTHING FOR MY JOKE? WHATEVER.

1157. BUT NOTHING FOR MY JOKE? WHATEVER. I AM A FAN, CAITLIN, BY THE WAY.

1158. WHATEVER. I AM A FAN, CAITLIN, BY THE WAY. REALLY, MICHAEL?

1159. I AM A FAN, CAITLIN, BY THE WAY. REALLY, MICHAEL? BECAUSE I HEARD THAT LITTLE

1160. REALLY, MICHAEL? BECAUSE I HEARD THAT LITTLE APRON JOKE YOU DID.

1161. BECAUSE I HEARD THAT LITTLE APRON JOKE YOU DID. YEAH.

1162. APRON JOKE YOU DID. YEAH. IT WAS A JOKE.

1163. YEAH. IT WAS A JOKE. WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN.

1164. IT WAS A JOKE. WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN. YOU KNOW?

1165. WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN. YOU KNOW? YOU MAKE A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT

1166. YOU KNOW? YOU MAKE A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT WOMEN'S SPORTS.

1167. YOU MAKE A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT WOMEN'S SPORTS. DON'T YOU, MICHAEL?

1168. WOMEN'S SPORTS. DON'T YOU, MICHAEL? I WOULDN'T SAY A LOT.

1169. DON'T YOU, MICHAEL? I WOULDN'T SAY A LOT. IT'S NOT ON THE REGULAR.

1170. I WOULDN'T SAY A LOT. IT'S NOT ON THE REGULAR. IT'S DEFINITELY A LOT.

1171. IT'S NOT ON THE REGULAR. IT'S DEFINITELY A LOT. I ACTUALLY SORT OF MADE A SUPER

1172. IT'S DEFINITELY A LOT. I ACTUALLY SORT OF MADE A SUPER CUT.

1173. I ACTUALLY SORT OF MADE A SUPER CUT. TAKE A LOOK.

1174. CUT. TAKE A LOOK. WELL, NO, WE DON'T HAVE TO —

1175. TAKE A LOOK. WELL, NO, WE DON'T HAVE TO — A NUMBER OF SPORTS BARS AROUND

1176. WELL, NO, WE DON'T HAVE TO — A NUMBER OF SPORTS BARS AROUND THE COUNTRY ARE PROMISING TO

1177. A NUMBER OF SPORTS BARS AROUND THE COUNTRY ARE PROMISING TO ONLY SHOW WOMEN'S BASKETBALL

1178. THE COUNTRY ARE PROMISING TO ONLY SHOW WOMEN'S BASKETBALL GAMES DURING MARCH MADNESS.

1179. ONLY SHOW WOMEN'S BASKETBALL GAMES DURING MARCH MADNESS. THE BARS ARE KNOWN COLLECTIVELY

1180. GAMES DURING MARCH MADNESS. THE BARS ARE KNOWN COLLECTIVELY AS THE EMPTY ONES.

1181. THE BARS ARE KNOWN COLLECTIVELY AS THE EMPTY ONES. A NEW REPORT CLAIMS THAT RECENT

1182. AS THE EMPTY ONES. A NEW REPORT CLAIMS THAT RECENT STORIES ON THE SPORTS

1183. A NEW REPORT CLAIMS THAT RECENT STORIES ON THE SPORTS ILLUSTRATED WEBSITE WERE

1184. STORIES ON THE SPORTS ILLUSTRATED WEBSITE WERE ACTUALLY GENERATED BY AI, AND

1185. ILLUSTRATED WEBSITE WERE ACTUALLY GENERATED BY AI, AND IT'S ALREADY MAKING GLARING

1186. ACTUALLY GENERATED BY AI, AND IT'S ALREADY MAKING GLARING MISTAKES, FOR INSTANCE, IT MADE

1187. IT'S ALREADY MAKING GLARING MISTAKES, FOR INSTANCE, IT MADE UP SOMETHING CALLED THE WNBA?

1188. MISTAKES, FOR INSTANCE, IT MADE UP SOMETHING CALLED THE WNBA? IOWA'S FINAL FOUR GAME AGAINST

1189. UP SOMETHING CALLED THE WNBA? IOWA'S FINAL FOUR GAME AGAINST UCONN WAS THE MOST WATCHED

1190. IOWA'S FINAL FOUR GAME AGAINST UCONN WAS THE MOST WATCHED WOMEN'S COLLEGE BASKETBALL GAME

1191. UCONN WAS THE MOST WATCHED WOMEN'S COLLEGE BASKETBALL GAME EVER WITH 14.2 MILLION VIEWERS,

1192. WOMEN'S COLLEGE BASKETBALL GAME EVER WITH 14.2 MILLION VIEWERS, BEATING THE PREVIOUS RECORD BY

1193. EVER WITH 14.2 MILLION VIEWERS, BEATING THE PREVIOUS RECORD BY 14.2 MILLION VIEWERS.

1194. BEATING THE PREVIOUS RECORD BY 14.2 MILLION VIEWERS. WOW.

1195. 14.2 MILLION VIEWERS. WOW. COLIN WITH THE RECEIPTS.

1196. WOW. COLIN WITH THE RECEIPTS. THANKS, MAN.

1197. COLIN WITH THE RECEIPTS. THANKS, MAN. NO PROBLEM.

1198. THANKS, MAN. NO PROBLEM. UNLIKE CHE, I SUPPORT WOMEN.

1199. NO PROBLEM. UNLIKE CHE, I SUPPORT WOMEN. HOLD ON.

1200. UNLIKE CHE, I SUPPORT WOMEN. HOLD ON. I THINK YOU'RE A GREAT

1201. HOLD ON. I THINK YOU'RE A GREAT BASKETBALL PLAYER.

1202. I THINK YOU'RE A GREAT BASKETBALL PLAYER. I CAN'T PLAY LIKE YOU DO.

1203. BASKETBALL PLAYER. I CAN'T PLAY LIKE YOU DO. YEAH.

1204. I CAN'T PLAY LIKE YOU DO. YEAH. WE KNOW.

1205. YEAH. WE KNOW. OBVIOUSLY, I CAN'T TELL JOKES

1206. WE KNOW. OBVIOUSLY, I CAN'T TELL JOKES LIKE YOU DO.

1207. OBVIOUSLY, I CAN'T TELL JOKES LIKE YOU DO. THANK YOU FOR THAT.

1208. LIKE YOU DO. THANK YOU FOR THAT. BUT I DID WRITE SOME JOKES.

1209. THANK YOU FOR THAT. BUT I DID WRITE SOME JOKES. IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME IF YOU

1210. BUT I DID WRITE SOME JOKES. IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME IF YOU READ SOME OF THEM.

1211. IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME IF YOU READ SOME OF THEM. JUST RIGHT OVER THERE ON THE

1212. READ SOME OF THEM. JUST RIGHT OVER THERE ON THE CARDS.

1213. JUST RIGHT OVER THERE ON THE CARDS. WELL — THE INDIANA FEVER

1214. CARDS. WELL — THE INDIANA FEVER HAVE THE FIRST PICK IN THIS

1215. WELL — THE INDIANA FEVER HAVE THE FIRST PICK IN THIS MONDAY'S DRAFT, A REMINDER THAT

1216. HAVE THE FIRST PICK IN THIS MONDAY'S DRAFT, A REMINDER THAT INDIANA FEVER IS A WNBA TEAM AND

1217. MONDAY'S DRAFT, A REMINDER THAT INDIANA FEVER IS A WNBA TEAM AND NOT WHAT MICHAEL CHE GAVE TO

1218. INDIANA FEVER IS A WNBA TEAM AND NOT WHAT MICHAEL CHE GAVE TO DOZENS OF WOMEN AT PURDUE

1219. NOT WHAT MICHAEL CHE GAVE TO DOZENS OF WOMEN AT PURDUE UNIVERSITY.

1220. DOZENS OF WOMEN AT PURDUE UNIVERSITY. SEE?

1221. UNIVERSITY. SEE? THAT'S A GOOD JOKE ABOUT WOMEN'S

1222. SEE? THAT'S A GOOD JOKE ABOUT WOMEN'S SPORTS.

1223. THAT'S A GOOD JOKE ABOUT WOMEN'S SPORTS. TRY ANOTHER ONE.

1224. SPORTS. TRY ANOTHER ONE. YOU REALLY WROTE THESE

1225. TRY ANOTHER ONE. YOU REALLY WROTE THESE YOURSELF?

1226. YOU REALLY WROTE THESE YOURSELF? YEAH.

1227. YOURSELF? YEAH. NETFLIX TOP SHOW IS RIPLY

1228. YEAH. NETFLIX TOP SHOW IS RIPLY FEATURING AN EERIE UNSETTLING

1229. NETFLIX TOP SHOW IS RIPLY FEATURING AN EERIE UNSETTLING PERFORMANCE BY ACTOR ANDREW

1230. FEATURING AN EERIE UNSETTLING PERFORMANCE BY ACTOR ANDREW SCOTT.

1231. PERFORMANCE BY ACTOR ANDREW SCOTT. CRITICS SAY IT'S THE HARDEST

1232. SCOTT. CRITICS SAY IT'S THE HARDEST THING TO WATCH ON NETFLIX SINCE

1233. CRITICS SAY IT'S THE HARDEST THING TO WATCH ON NETFLIX SINCE MICHAEL CHE'S SPECIAL SHAME THE

1234. THING TO WATCH ON NETFLIX SINCE MICHAEL CHE'S SPECIAL SHAME THE DEVIL.

1235. MICHAEL CHE'S SPECIAL SHAME THE DEVIL. I LIKE THAT ONE.

1236. DEVIL. I LIKE THAT ONE. THERE'S MORE.

1237. I LIKE THAT ONE. THERE'S MORE. THIS YEAR, CAITLIN CLARK

1238. THERE'S MORE. THIS YEAR, CAITLIN CLARK BROKE THE RECORD FOR

1239. THIS YEAR, CAITLIN CLARK BROKE THE RECORD FOR THREE-POINTERS IN A SINGLE

1240. BROKE THE RECORD FOR THREE-POINTERS IN A SINGLE SEASON, AND I HAVE THREE

1241. THREE-POINTERS IN A SINGLE SEASON, AND I HAVE THREE POINTERS FOR MICHAEL CHE, ONE,

1242. SEASON, AND I HAVE THREE POINTERS FOR MICHAEL CHE, ONE, BE, TWO, FUNNIER, THREE, DUMB

1243. POINTERS FOR MICHAEL CHE, ONE, BE, TWO, FUNNIER, THREE, DUMB ASS.

1244. BE, TWO, FUNNIER, THREE, DUMB ASS.

1245. ASS. WOW.

1246. WOW. THANKS FOR DOING THAT, MICHAEL.

1247. WOW. THANKS FOR DOING THAT, MICHAEL. YEAH.

1248. THANKS FOR DOING THAT, MICHAEL. YEAH. NO PROBLEM.

1249. YEAH. NO PROBLEM. AND GOOD LUCK IN THE WNBA.

1250. NO PROBLEM. AND GOOD LUCK IN THE WNBA. I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT FIRST

1251. AND GOOD LUCK IN THE WNBA. I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT FIRST SEASON.

1252. I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT FIRST SEASON. THANKS.

1253. SEASON. THANKS. I'M SURE IT WILL BE A BIG FIRST

1254. THANKS. I'M SURE IT WILL BE A BIG FIRST STEP FOR ME, BUT IT'S JUST ONE

1255. I'M SURE IT WILL BE A BIG FIRST STEP FOR ME, BUT IT'S JUST ONE STEP FOR THE WNBA THANKS TO ALL

1256. STEP FOR ME, BUT IT'S JUST ONE STEP FOR THE WNBA THANKS TO ALL THE GREAT PLAYERS, THE GREAT DON

1257. STEP FOR THE WNBA THANKS TO ALL THE GREAT PLAYERS, THE GREAT DON STAYLY, AND MY BASKETBALL HERO,

1258. THE GREAT PLAYERS, THE GREAT DON STAYLY, AND MY BASKETBALL HERO, MAYA MOORE.

1259. STAYLY, AND MY BASKETBALL HERO, MAYA MOORE. THESE ARE THE GIRLS THAT KICKED

1260. MAYA MOORE. THESE ARE THE GIRLS THAT KICKED DOWN THE DOOR SO I COULD WALK

1261. THESE ARE THE GIRLS THAT KICKED DOWN THE DOOR SO I COULD WALK INSIDE.

1262. DOWN THE DOOR SO I COULD WALK INSIDE. I WANT TO THANK THEM FOR LAYING

1263. INSIDE. I WANT TO THANK THEM FOR LAYING DOWN THE FOUNDATION.

1264. I WANT TO THANK THEM FOR LAYING DOWN THE FOUNDATION. MICHAEL, SINCE YOU'RE SUCH A BIG

1265. DOWN THE FOUNDATION. MICHAEL, SINCE YOU'RE SUCH A BIG FAN, I BROUGHT YOU A SOUVENIR.

1266. MICHAEL, SINCE YOU'RE SUCH A BIG FAN, I BROUGHT YOU A SOUVENIR. IT'S AN APRON SIGNED BY ME.

1267. FAN, I BROUGHT YOU A SOUVENIR. IT'S AN APRON SIGNED BY ME.

1268. IT'S AN APRON SIGNED BY ME. THANK YOU.

1269. THANK YOU. I CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE THIS TO MY

1270. THANK YOU. I CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE THIS TO MY GIRLFRIEND.

1271. I CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE THIS TO MY GIRLFRIEND. YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND,

1272. GIRLFRIEND. YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, MICHAEL.

1273. YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, MICHAEL. ALL RIGHT.

1274. MICHAEL. ALL RIGHT. CAITLIN CLARK, EVERYBODY.

1275. ALL RIGHT. CAITLIN CLARK, EVERYBODY. FOR

1276. > MAN, I HATE HOSPITALS ALMOST AS MUCH AS DAD DOES. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S BEEN IN

1277. AS MUCH AS DAD DOES. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S BEEN IN SURGERY FOR 12 HOURS.

1278. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S BEEN IN SURGERY FOR 12 HOURS. THANK YOU ALL FOR WAITING.

1279. SURGERY FOR 12 HOURS. THANK YOU ALL FOR WAITING. THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW.

1280. THANK YOU ALL FOR WAITING. THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW. HELLO, FAMILY.

1281. THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW. HELLO, FAMILY. WELL, THIS IS NEVER EASY TO SAY.

1282. HELLO, FAMILY. WELL, THIS IS NEVER EASY TO SAY. WE DID EVERYTHING WE COULD, BUT

1283. WELL, THIS IS NEVER EASY TO SAY. WE DID EVERYTHING WE COULD, BUT HE DID NOT MAKE IT.

1284. WE DID EVERYTHING WE COULD, BUT HE DID NOT MAKE IT. OH, MY GOD.

1285. HE DID NOT MAKE IT. OH, MY GOD. IT'S OKAY, GUYS.

1286. OH, MY GOD. IT'S OKAY, GUYS. HE LIVED A LONG LIFE.

1287. IT'S OKAY, GUYS. HE LIVED A LONG LIFE. IF IT'S ANY COMFORT, IT'S NOT

1288. HE LIVED A LONG LIFE. IF IT'S ANY COMFORT, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

1289. IF IT'S ANY COMFORT, IT'S NOT MY FAULT. OKAY.

1290. MY FAULT. OKAY. YEAH.

1291. OKAY. YEAH. WE DIDN'T THINK IT WAS ANYONE'S

1292. YEAH. WE DIDN'T THINK IT WAS ANYONE'S FAULT.

1293. WE DIDN'T THINK IT WAS ANYONE'S FAULT. MM, SO WE AGREE.

1294. FAULT. MM, SO WE AGREE. IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

1295. MM, SO WE AGREE. IT'S NOT MY FAULT. COULD EACH OF YOU SAY THAT ONE

1296. IT'S NOT MY FAULT. COULD EACH OF YOU SAY THAT ONE AT A TIME, PLEASE?

1297. COULD EACH OF YOU SAY THAT ONE AT A TIME, PLEASE? DO NOT RECORD US RIGHT NOW.

1298. AT A TIME, PLEASE? DO NOT RECORD US RIGHT NOW. DOCTOR, CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A

1299. DO NOT RECORD US RIGHT NOW. DOCTOR, CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A MOMENT TO PROCESS THIS?

1300. DOCTOR, CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A MOMENT TO PROCESS THIS? OKAY.

1301. MOMENT TO PROCESS THIS? OKAY. WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL GO

1302. OKAY. WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL GO AROUND AND SAY SOMETHING WE

1303. WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL GO AROUND AND SAY SOMETHING WE LOVED ABOUT GRANDPA.

1304. AROUND AND SAY SOMETHING WE LOVED ABOUT GRANDPA. I THINK THAT WOULD BE NICE.

1305. LOVED ABOUT GRANDPA. I THINK THAT WOULD BE NICE. I LOVE THE WAY THAT HE

1306. I THINK THAT WOULD BE NICE. I LOVE THE WAY THAT HE SMELLED.

1307. I LOVE THE WAY THAT HE SMELLED. HELLO, AGAIN.

1308. SMELLED. HELLO, AGAIN. THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE.

1309. HELLO, AGAIN. THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE. HE WAS IN THE OPERATING ROOM

1310. THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE. HE WAS IN THE OPERATING ROOM WITH ME.

1311. HE WAS IN THE OPERATING ROOM WITH ME. HE HAS SOMETHING HE WANTS TO

1312. WITH ME. HE HAS SOMETHING HE WANTS TO TELL YOU.

1313. HE HAS SOMETHING HE WANTS TO TELL YOU. I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS.

1314. TELL YOU. I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. AND?

1315. I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. AND? I DIDN'T DROP ANYTHING IN

1316. AND? I DIDN'T DROP ANYTHING IN ANYTHING.

1317. I DIDN'T DROP ANYTHING IN ANYTHING. SEE, NOW THAT MAKES IT SEEM

1318. ANYTHING. SEE, NOW THAT MAKES IT SEEM LIKE YOU DID.

1319. SEE, NOW THAT MAKES IT SEEM LIKE YOU DID. NO, I DIDN'T.

1320. LIKE YOU DID. NO, I DIDN'T. HE WAS VERY OLD, VERY SICK, AND

1321. NO, I DIDN'T. HE WAS VERY OLD, VERY SICK, AND THERE WAS ALREADY AN AIRPOD

1322. HE WAS VERY OLD, VERY SICK, AND THERE WAS ALREADY AN AIRPOD INSIDE OF HIM.

1323. THERE WAS ALREADY AN AIRPOD INSIDE OF HIM. OKAY.

1324. INSIDE OF HIM. OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT, MAYBE WE SHOULD

1325. OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT, MAYBE WE SHOULD GET OUT OF THIS WAITING ROOM.

1326. YOU KNOW WHAT, MAYBE WE SHOULD GET OUT OF THIS WAITING ROOM. YEAH.

1327. GET OUT OF THIS WAITING ROOM. YEAH. COME ON, KIDS, LET'S GO TO THE

1328. YEAH. COME ON, KIDS, LET'S GO TO THE CAFETERIA.

1329. COME ON, KIDS, LET'S GO TO THE CAFETERIA. OH, ARE YOU HUNGRY?

1330. CAFETERIA. OH, ARE YOU HUNGRY? WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY SOME

1331. OH, ARE YOU HUNGRY? WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY SOME COOKIE CRUMBLES?

1332. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY SOME COOKIE CRUMBLES? WHAT ARE COOKIE CRUMBLES?

1333. COOKIE CRUMBLES? WHAT ARE COOKIE CRUMBLES? THEY'RE MY OWN CREATION.

1334. WHAT ARE COOKIE CRUMBLES? THEY'RE MY OWN CREATION. SOMETIMES YOU DON'T WANT A WHOLE

1335. THEY'RE MY OWN CREATION. SOMETIMES YOU DON'T WANT A WHOLE COOKIE, YOU JUST WANT A BITE.

1336. SOMETIMES YOU DON'T WANT A WHOLE COOKIE, YOU JUST WANT A BITE. DID YOU HAVE THAT ON YOU

1337. COOKIE, YOU JUST WANT A BITE. DID YOU HAVE THAT ON YOU DURING THE SURGERY?

1338. DID YOU HAVE THAT ON YOU DURING THE SURGERY? WE HAD A FEW SPOONFULS, YES.

1339. DURING THE SURGERY? WE HAD A FEW SPOONFULS, YES. THAT'S HOW YOU EAT THEM, WITH A

1340. WE HAD A FEW SPOONFULS, YES. THAT'S HOW YOU EAT THEM, WITH A LITTLE RED SPOON.

1341. THAT'S HOW YOU EAT THEM, WITH A LITTLE RED SPOON. IT WOULD COME WITH IT.

1342. LITTLE RED SPOON. IT WOULD COME WITH IT. UM, ARE YOU LIKE SELLING

1343. IT WOULD COME WITH IT. UM, ARE YOU LIKE SELLING THESE?

1344. UM, ARE YOU LIKE SELLING THESE? THE COOKIE CRUMBLES OR THE

1345. THESE? THE COOKIE CRUMBLES OR THE SPOON?

1346. THE COOKIE CRUMBLES OR THE SPOON? EITHER WAY, NOT YET BUT SOON.

1347. SPOON? EITHER WAY, NOT YET BUT SOON. SO, IT'S JUST CRUMBS OF

1348. EITHER WAY, NOT YET BUT SOON. SO, IT'S JUST CRUMBS OF COOKIES?

1349. SO, IT'S JUST CRUMBS OF COOKIES? IT'S COOKIE CRUMBLES.

1350. COOKIES? IT'S COOKIE CRUMBLES. WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

1351. IT'S COOKIE CRUMBLES. WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? FOR WHEN YOU WANT A COOKIE, BUT

1352. WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? FOR WHEN YOU WANT A COOKIE, BUT YOU DON'T WANT THE WHOLE THING.

1353. FOR WHEN YOU WANT A COOKIE, BUT YOU DON'T WANT THE WHOLE THING. I DIDN'T KILL HIM.

1354. YOU DON'T WANT THE WHOLE THING. I DIDN'T KILL HIM. THE SLOGAN IS THAT'S THE WAY

1355. I DIDN'T KILL HIM. THE SLOGAN IS THAT'S THE WAY THE COOKIE FALLS APART INTO

1356. THE SLOGAN IS THAT'S THE WAY THE COOKIE FALLS APART INTO LITTLE PIECES.

1357. THE COOKIE FALLS APART INTO LITTLE PIECES. WHY NOT JUST THAT'S THE WAY

1358. LITTLE PIECES. WHY NOT JUST THAT'S THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES?

1359. WHY NOT JUST THAT'S THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES? WE'RE NOT TAKING ANY PITCHES.

1360. THE COOKIE CRUMBLES? WE'RE NOT TAKING ANY PITCHES. DOCTOR, PLEASE —

1361. WE'RE NOT TAKING ANY PITCHES. DOCTOR, PLEASE — HOW DID YOU KNOW MY LAST

1362. DOCTOR, PLEASE — HOW DID YOU KNOW MY LAST NAME?

1363. HOW DID YOU KNOW MY LAST NAME? YOUR LAST NAME IS PLEASE?

1364. NAME? YOUR LAST NAME IS PLEASE? YES.

1365. YOUR LAST NAME IS PLEASE? YES. HE'S DR. PLEASE, AND I'M JEFFREY

1366. YES. HE'S DR. PLEASE, AND I'M JEFFREY THANK YOU.

1367. HE'S DR. PLEASE, AND I'M JEFFREY THANK YOU. LOOK.

1368. THANK YOU. LOOK. WE'RE TRYING TO GRIEVE.

1369. LOOK. WE'RE TRYING TO GRIEVE. MY FATHER IS GONE.

1370. WE'RE TRYING TO GRIEVE. MY FATHER IS GONE. WE CAN'T BRING HIM BACK.

1371. MY FATHER IS GONE. WE CAN'T BRING HIM BACK. YEAH.

1372. WE CAN'T BRING HIM BACK. YEAH. WE KNOW THAT OBVIOUSLY.

1373. YEAH. WE KNOW THAT OBVIOUSLY. UNLESS YOU THINK MAYBE WE

1374. WE KNOW THAT OBVIOUSLY. UNLESS YOU THINK MAYBE WE COULD.

1375. UNLESS YOU THINK MAYBE WE COULD. NO.

1376. COULD. NO. IT'S NOT SOMETHING WE CAN DO,

1377. NO. IT'S NOT SOMETHING WE CAN DO, UNLESS YOU THINK WE SHOULD TRY.

1378. IT'S NOT SOMETHING WE CAN DO, UNLESS YOU THINK WE SHOULD TRY. NO.

1379. UNLESS YOU THINK WE SHOULD TRY. NO. LOOK, WE NEED TO MAKE A FEW

1380. NO. LOOK, WE NEED TO MAKE A FEW CALLS AND ARRANGEMENTS.

1381. LOOK, WE NEED TO MAKE A FEW CALLS AND ARRANGEMENTS. CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SOME PRIVACY?

1382. CALLS AND ARRANGEMENTS. CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SOME PRIVACY? OKAY.

1383. CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SOME PRIVACY? OKAY. OKAY.

1384. OKAY. OKAY. WHAT IS UP WITH THESE GUYS?

1385. OKAY. WHAT IS UP WITH THESE GUYS? I'M KIND OF CREEPED OUT.

1386. WHAT IS UP WITH THESE GUYS? I'M KIND OF CREEPED OUT. DO THEY EVEN WORK HERE?

1387. I'M KIND OF CREEPED OUT. DO THEY EVEN WORK HERE? I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS,

1388. DO THEY EVEN WORK HERE? I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT I FEEL LIKE THEY DEFINITELY

1389. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT I FEEL LIKE THEY DEFINITELY KILLED GRANDPA.

1390. BUT I FEEL LIKE THEY DEFINITELY KILLED GRANDPA. DON'T TALK TOO LOUD.

1391. KILLED GRANDPA. DON'T TALK TOO LOUD. THEY'RE RIGHT THERE.

1392. DON'T TALK TOO LOUD. THEY'RE RIGHT THERE. MM.

1393. THEY'RE RIGHT THERE. MM. MM.

1394. MM. MM. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

1395. MM. WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU KNOW, WE COULD ALSO CALL

1396. WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU KNOW, WE COULD ALSO CALL THEM COOKIE CROUTONS.

1397. YOU KNOW, WE COULD ALSO CALL THEM COOKIE CROUTONS. ONE COULD MIX THEM INTO A

1398. THEM COOKIE CROUTONS. ONE COULD MIX THEM INTO A DESERT SALAD.

1399. ONE COULD MIX THEM INTO A DESERT SALAD. THAT'S BRILLIANT.

1400. DESERT SALAD. THAT'S BRILLIANT. THE DRESSING COULD BE CHOCOLATE

1401. THAT'S BRILLIANT. THE DRESSING COULD BE CHOCOLATE SYRUP OR — ICE CREAM.

1402. THE DRESSING COULD BE CHOCOLATE SYRUP OR — ICE CREAM. STOP TALKING ABOUT THE COOKIE

1403. SYRUP OR — ICE CREAM. STOP TALKING ABOUT THE COOKIE CRUMBLES.

1404. STOP TALKING ABOUT THE COOKIE CRUMBLES. WE'RE SORRY.

1405. CRUMBLES. WE'RE SORRY. WE HAVE ONE MORE THING TO

1406. WE'RE SORRY. WE HAVE ONE MORE THING TO SAY, AND WE HOPE THIS GIVES YOU

1407. WE HAVE ONE MORE THING TO SAY, AND WE HOPE THIS GIVES YOU THE CLOSURE YOU NEED.

1408. SAY, AND WE HOPE THIS GIVES YOU THE CLOSURE YOU NEED. WHAT IS IT?

1409. THE CLOSURE YOU NEED. WHAT IS IT? WE ARE DATING NOW.

1410. WHAT IS IT? WE ARE DATING NOW. BEEP, BEEP.

1411. WE ARE DATING NOW. BEEP, BEEP. HERE HE IS.

1412. BEEP, BEEP. HERE HE IS. IS THAT MY FAMILY?

1413. HERE HE IS. IS THAT MY FAMILY? I'M STILL FEELING A LITTLE

1414. IS THAT MY FAMILY? I'M STILL FEELING A LITTLE WOOZY.

1415. I'M STILL FEELING A LITTLE WOOZY. DAD, YOU'RE ALIVE?

1416. WOOZY. DAD, YOU'RE ALIVE? WAIT, THIS IS YOUR FATHER?

1417. DAD, YOU'RE ALIVE? WAIT, THIS IS YOUR FATHER? WE HAVE THE WRONG FAMILY.

1418. WAIT, THIS IS YOUR FATHER? WE HAVE THE WRONG FAMILY. WE HEARD EVERYTHING YOU SAID.

1419. WE HAVE THE WRONG FAMILY. WE HEARD EVERYTHING YOU SAID. WHAT DID YOU DO TO OUR

1420. WE HEARD EVERYTHING YOU SAID. WHAT DID YOU DO TO OUR FATHER?

1421. WHAT DID YOU DO TO OUR FATHER? IT'S NOT OUR FAULT.

1422. FATHER? IT'S NOT OUR FAULT. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COOKIE

1423. IT'S NOT OUR FAULT. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COOKIE CRUMBLES?

1424. I'VE GOT A WAYS TO GO ♪ ♪ THERE'S A REVELATION

1425. THAT I MIGHT NEVER KNOW ♪ ♪ SOMEWHERE SALVATION

1426. IS WAITING DOWN THE ROAD ♪ ♪ THINK I'LL FIND

1427. AND LEAVE IT ALL BEHIND ♪ ♪ I BEEN TRYING

1428. THE MOUNTAINS OF MY MIND ♪ ♪ THERE'S A TESTIMONY

1429. THAT NO ONE'S EVER HEARD ♪ ♪ THERE'S CIRCUMSTANCES

1430. THAT NONE OF US DESERVES ♪ ♪ NO RHYME OR REASON

1431. WAITING 'ROUND THE CURVE ♪ ♪ SO I THINK I'LL FIND

1432. AND LEAVE IT ALL BEHIND ♪ ♪ I BEEN TRYING

1433. WOODEN CHAIR ♪ ♪ JUST WAITING FOR ME

1434. IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE ♪ ♪ WHERE NO ONE KNOWS ME

1435. AND NO ONE EVEN CARES ♪ ♪ THINK I'LL FIND

1436. AND LEAVE IT ALL BEHIND ♪ ♪ I BEEN TRYING

1437. THE MOUNTAINS OF MY MIND ♪ ♪ YES I BEEN TRYING

1438. THE MOUNTAINS OF MY MIND ♪ ♪ DON'T WORRY I'LL BE FINE

1439. THE MOUNTAINS OF MY MIND ♪

1440. > NEARLY 25 YEARS AGO, FILMING BEGAN ON THE CLASSIC MOVIE ERIN BROCKOVICH.

1441. BEGAN ON THE CLASSIC MOVIE ERIN BROCKOVICH. TONIGHT WE REVISIT A DELETED

1442. BROCKOVICH. TONIGHT WE REVISIT A DELETED SCENE FROM THE FILM.

1443. TONIGHT WE REVISIT A DELETED SCENE FROM THE FILM. HEY, WHO THE HELL IS MAKING

1444. SCENE FROM THE FILM. HEY, WHO THE HELL IS MAKING ALL THAT DAMN NOISE?

1445. HEY, WHO THE HELL IS MAKING ALL THAT DAMN NOISE? HEY, SORRY.

1446. ALL THAT DAMN NOISE? HEY, SORRY. I WAS WORKING ON MY BIKE.

1447. HEY, SORRY. I WAS WORKING ON MY BIKE. I'M GEORGE.

1448. I WAS WORKING ON MY BIKE. I'M GEORGE. JUST MOVED IN NEXT DOOR.

1449. I'M GEORGE. JUST MOVED IN NEXT DOOR. WELL, I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR ERIN,

1450. JUST MOVED IN NEXT DOOR. WELL, I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR ERIN, AND I LIKE IT QUIET, SO SHUT UP.

1451. WELL, I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR ERIN, AND I LIKE IT QUIET, SO SHUT UP. WAIT.

1452. AND I LIKE IT QUIET, SO SHUT UP. WAIT. I'M SORRY.

1453. WAIT. I'M SORRY. WHY DON'T I TAKE YOU OUT TO

1454. I'M SORRY. WHY DON'T I TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER TO APOLOGIZE?

1455. WHY DON'T I TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER TO APOLOGIZE? GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER.

1456. DINNER TO APOLOGIZE? GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER. YOU WANT MY NUMBER?

1457. GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER. YOU WANT MY NUMBER? WHICH NUMBER DO YOU WANT,

1458. YOU WANT MY NUMBER? WHICH NUMBER DO YOU WANT, GEORGE?

1459. WHICH NUMBER DO YOU WANT, GEORGE? BECAUSE I GOT NUMBERS COMING OUT

1460. GEORGE? BECAUSE I GOT NUMBERS COMING OUT OF MY EARS.

1461. BECAUSE I GOT NUMBERS COMING OUT OF MY EARS. FOR INSTANCE, TEN, THAT'S HOW

1462. OF MY EARS. FOR INSTANCE, TEN, THAT'S HOW MANY MONTHS OLD MY BABY GIRL IS.

1463. FOR INSTANCE, TEN, THAT'S HOW MANY MONTHS OLD MY BABY GIRL IS. SIX, THAT'S HOW OLD MY OTHER

1464. MANY MONTHS OLD MY BABY GIRL IS. SIX, THAT'S HOW OLD MY OTHER DAUGHTER IS.

1465. SIX, THAT'S HOW OLD MY OTHER DAUGHTER IS. TWO IS HOW MANY TIMES I'VE BEEN

1466. DAUGHTER IS. TWO IS HOW MANY TIMES I'VE BEEN MARRIED AND DIVORCED, AND WITH

1467. TWO IS HOW MANY TIMES I'VE BEEN MARRIED AND DIVORCED, AND WITH ALL THE NUMBERS I GAVE YOU, I'M

1468. MARRIED AND DIVORCED, AND WITH ALL THE NUMBERS I GAVE YOU, I'M GUESSING ZERO IS THE NUMBER OF

1469. ALL THE NUMBERS I GAVE YOU, I'M GUESSING ZERO IS THE NUMBER OF TIMES I'LL BE HEARING FROM YOU,

1470. GUESSING ZERO IS THE NUMBER OF TIMES I'LL BE HEARING FROM YOU, GEORGE.

1471. TIMES I'LL BE HEARING FROM YOU, GEORGE. SO GOOD NIGHT.

1472. GEORGE. SO GOOD NIGHT. MAYBE YOU CAN WRITE ME A LETTER

1473. SO GOOD NIGHT. MAYBE YOU CAN WRITE ME A LETTER SOMETIME.

1474. MAYBE YOU CAN WRITE ME A LETTER SOMETIME. LETTER?

1475. SOMETIME. LETTER? HERE'S A LETTER FOR YOU.

1476. LETTER? HERE'S A LETTER FOR YOU. Y, THE THING I ASK MY WIFE AND

1477. HERE'S A LETTER FOR YOU. Y, THE THING I ASK MY WIFE AND MY DAD WHEN HE LEFT.

1478. Y, THE THING I ASK MY WIFE AND MY DAD WHEN HE LEFT. U, THE ANSWER MY MAMA GAVE ME.

1479. MY DAD WHEN HE LEFT. U, THE ANSWER MY MAMA GAVE ME. K, WHAT MY DAD TEXT BACK AFTER I

1480. U, THE ANSWER MY MAMA GAVE ME. K, WHAT MY DAD TEXT BACK AFTER I SAY I LOVE HIM.

1481. K, WHAT MY DAD TEXT BACK AFTER I SAY I LOVE HIM. J, WHAT I SMOKE TO FORGET MY

1482. SAY I LOVE HIM. J, WHAT I SMOKE TO FORGET MY ROTTEN PAST.

1483. J, WHAT I SMOKE TO FORGET MY ROTTEN PAST. AND O, THE THING I HAVE NEVER

1484. ROTTEN PAST. AND O, THE THING I HAVE NEVER GIVEN A WOMAN.

1485. AND O, THE THING I HAVE NEVER GIVEN A WOMAN. SO, YEAH, MAYBE NEXT TIME DON'T

1486. GIVEN A WOMAN. SO, YEAH, MAYBE NEXT TIME DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER.

1487. SO, YEAH, MAYBE NEXT TIME DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER. BOOK?

1488. JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER. BOOK? DID YOU SAY BOOK?

1489. BOOK? DID YOU SAY BOOK? LITTLE WOMEN, THAT'S WHAT I CALL

1490. DID YOU SAY BOOK? LITTLE WOMEN, THAT'S WHAT I CALL MY 30 DAUGHTERS.

1491. LITTLE WOMEN, THAT'S WHAT I CALL MY 30 DAUGHTERS. I THOUGHT YOU HAD TWO.

1492. MY 30 DAUGHTERS. I THOUGHT YOU HAD TWO. FAHRENHEIT 451, WHAT I PUT

1493. I THOUGHT YOU HAD TWO. FAHRENHEIT 451, WHAT I PUT THE OVEN AT TO MAKE THEM THEIR

1494. FAHRENHEIT 451, WHAT I PUT THE OVEN AT TO MAKE THEM THEIR SAD GRAY MEATLOAF.

1495. THE OVEN AT TO MAKE THEM THEIR SAD GRAY MEATLOAF. EXTREMELY LOUD AND INCREDIBLY

1496. SAD GRAY MEATLOAF. EXTREMELY LOUD AND INCREDIBLY CLOSE, THAT'S HOW I LIKE TO DO

1497. EXTREMELY LOUD AND INCREDIBLY CLOSE, THAT'S HOW I LIKE TO DO IT.

1498. CLOSE, THAT'S HOW I LIKE TO DO IT. WOW.

1499. IT. WOW. YEAH.

1500. WOW. YEAH. YOU COULDN'T HANDLE MY LIFE,

1501. YEAH. YOU COULDN'T HANDLE MY LIFE, GEORGE.

1502. YOU COULDN'T HANDLE MY LIFE, GEORGE. TRUST ME.

1503. GEORGE. TRUST ME. WE'RE BETTER OFF BEING FRIENDS.

1504. TRUST ME. WE'RE BETTER OFF BEING FRIENDS. FRIENDS?

1505. WE'RE BETTER OFF BEING FRIENDS. FRIENDS? YOU SAY FRIENDS?

1506. FRIENDS? YOU SAY FRIENDS? WELL, I KNOW SOME FRIENDS.

1507. YOU SAY FRIENDS? WELL, I KNOW SOME FRIENDS. CHANDLER, RACHEL, JOEY, ROSS,

1508. WELL, I KNOW SOME FRIENDS. CHANDLER, RACHEL, JOEY, ROSS, MONICA, PHOEBE, AND CENTRAL

1509. CHANDLER, RACHEL, JOEY, ROSS, MONICA, PHOEBE, AND CENTRAL PERK.

1510. MONICA, PHOEBE, AND CENTRAL PERK. NOT A PERSON, BUT UNDENIABLY A

1511. PERK. NOT A PERSON, BUT UNDENIABLY A CHARACTER IN THAT SHOW.

1512. NOT A PERSON, BUT UNDENIABLY A CHARACTER IN THAT SHOW. WILL Y'ALL PLEASE SHUT UP?

1513. CHARACTER IN THAT SHOW. WILL Y'ALL PLEASE SHUT UP? I LIVE ACROSS THE STREET AND I

1514. WILL Y'ALL PLEASE SHUT UP? I LIVE ACROSS THE STREET AND I CAN'T GET A WINK OF SLEEP.

1515. I LIVE ACROSS THE STREET AND I CAN'T GET A WINK OF SLEEP. SORRY ABOUT THAT.

1516. CAN'T GET A WINK OF SLEEP. SORRY ABOUT THAT. WE DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE SO MUCH

1517. SORRY ABOUT THAT. WE DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE SO MUCH NOISE.

1518. WE DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE SO MUCH NOISE. NOISE?

1519. NOISE. NOISE? DID YOU SAY NOISE?

1520. NOISE? DID YOU SAY NOISE? I KNOW A COUPLE NOISES.

1521. DID YOU SAY NOISE? I KNOW A COUPLE NOISES. BEEP BEEP, THAT'S THE SOUND OF

1522. I KNOW A COUPLE NOISES. BEEP BEEP, THAT'S THE SOUND OF MY EX-WIFE'S CAR PARKED OUTSIDE

1523. BEEP BEEP, THAT'S THE SOUND OF MY EX-WIFE'S CAR PARKED OUTSIDE MY HOUSE.

1524. MY EX-WIFE'S CAR PARKED OUTSIDE MY HOUSE. HA-HA-HA, THAT'S THE SOUND OF

1525. MY HOUSE. HA-HA-HA, THAT'S THE SOUND OF CHILDREN LAUGHING AT ME WHEN I

1526. HA-HA-HA, THAT'S THE SOUND OF CHILDREN LAUGHING AT ME WHEN I TRY TO LEARN HOW TO SKATEBOARD.

1527. CHILDREN LAUGHING AT ME WHEN I TRY TO LEARN HOW TO SKATEBOARD. WEE, WEE, WEE, THAT'S THE SOUND

1528. TRY TO LEARN HOW TO SKATEBOARD. WEE, WEE, WEE, THAT'S THE SOUND OF BATS FLYING AROUND MY ATTIC.

1529. WEE, WEE, WEE, THAT'S THE SOUND OF BATS FLYING AROUND MY ATTIC. POW!

1530. OF BATS FLYING AROUND MY ATTIC. POW! THAT'S ME DOING KARATE ON THE

1531. POW! THAT'S ME DOING KARATE ON THE BATS.

1532. THAT'S ME DOING KARATE ON THE BATS. HOW'S THAT FOR SOUND?

1533. BATS. HOW'S THAT FOR SOUND? IT'S GOOD.

1534. HOW'S THAT FOR SOUND? IT'S GOOD. IT'S REALLY GOOD.

1535. IT'S GOOD. IT'S REALLY GOOD. BUT YOU'VE CONVINCED ME I'D

1536. IT'S REALLY GOOD. BUT YOU'VE CONVINCED ME I'D LOVE TO GET THAT DINNER.

1537. BUT YOU'VE CONVINCED ME I'D LOVE TO GET THAT DINNER. GREAT.

1538. LOVE TO GET THAT DINNER. GREAT. CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER?

1539. GREAT. CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER? NUMBER?

1540. CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER? NUMBER? OH.

1541. NUMBER? OH. NO.

1542. OH. NO. WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN.

1543. > MY THANKS TO CHRIS STAPLETON, MORGAN, KATE McKINNON!

1544. STAPLETON, MORGAN, KATE McKINNON! EMILY BLUNT, AND CAITLIN CLARK!

1545. McKINNON! EMILY BLUNT, AND CAITLIN CLARK! EVA, I LOVE YOU.

1546. EMILY BLUNT, AND CAITLIN CLARK! EVA, I LOVE YOU. THE BEST CREW IN THE WORLD.

1547. EVA, I LOVE YOU. THE BEST CREW IN THE WORLD. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

1548. THE BEST CREW IN THE WORLD. THANK YOU SO MUCH. HAVE A WONDERFUL NIGHT.

1549. THANK YOU SO MUCH. HAVE A WONDERFUL NIGHT. AND THE CAST!