Saturday Night Live 41x9

1. > LIVE FROM THE VENETIAN HOTEL IN LAS VEGAS, IT'S THE

2. > LIVE FROM THE VENETIAN HOTEL IN LAS VEGAS, IT'S THE REPUBLICAN DEBATE, WITH YOUR

3. IN LAS VEGAS, IT'S THE REPUBLICAN DEBATE, WITH YOUR MODERATOR, WOLF BLITZ.

4. REPUBLICAN DEBATE, WITH YOUR MODERATOR, WOLF BLITZ. GOOD EVENING.

5. MODERATOR, WOLF BLITZ. GOOD EVENING. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MISSED OUR

6. GOOD EVENING. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MISSED OUR EARLIER DEBATE FEATUING MIKE

7. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MISSED OUR EARLIER DEBATE FEATUING MIKE HUCKABEE AND RICK SANTORUM,

8. EARLIER DEBATE FEATUING MIKE HUCKABEE AND RICK SANTORUM, WELL, THE RESULTS ARE IN AND

9. HUCKABEE AND RICK SANTORUM, WELL, THE RESULTS ARE IN AND EVERYBODY LOST.

10. WELL, THE RESULTS ARE IN AND EVERYBODY LOST. NOW LET'S MEET THE CANDIDATES.

11. EVERYBODY LOST. NOW LET'S MEET THE CANDIDATES. NINE ARE HERE TONIGHT.

12. NOW LET'S MEET THE CANDIDATES. NINE ARE HERE TONIGHT. THE FIVE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE A

13. NINE ARE HERE TONIGHT. THE FIVE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE ARE DONALD TRUMP.

14. THE FIVE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE ARE DONALD TRUMP.

15. CHANCE ARE DONALD TRUMP. TED CRUZ.

16. TED CRUZ. BEN CARSON.

17. BEN CARSON. MARCO RUBIO.

18. MARCO RUBIO. AND, OF COURSE, SWEET JEB

19. AND, OF COURSE, SWEET JEB BUSH.

20. AND, OF COURSE, SWEET JEB BUSH.

21. BUSH. WOULD THE REST OF YOU JUST

22. WOULD THE REST OF YOU JUST WAVE SO YOUR PARENTS KNOW YOU'RE

23. WOULD THE REST OF YOU JUST WAVE SO YOUR PARENTS KNOW YOU'RE HERE.

24. WAVE SO YOUR PARENTS KNOW YOU'RE HERE. HEY, BUBBA BOY!

25. HERE. HEY, BUBBA BOY! WE BEGIN WITH THE

26. HEY, BUBBA BOY! WE BEGIN WITH THE FRONTRUNNER.

27. WE BEGIN WITH THE FRONTRUNNER. MR. TRUMP, YOUR OPENING REMARKS.

28. FRONTRUNNER. MR. TRUMP, YOUR OPENING REMARKS. DEBATES ARE STUPID.

29. MR. TRUMP, YOUR OPENING REMARKS. DEBATES ARE STUPID. YOU SHOULD BE PAYING ME, AND

30. DEBATES ARE STUPID. YOU SHOULD BE PAYING ME, AND WOLF BLITZER LOOKS LIKE PAPA

31. YOU SHOULD BE PAYING ME, AND WOLF BLITZER LOOKS LIKE PAPA SMURF.

32. WOLF BLITZER LOOKS LIKE PAPA SMURF. WOLF, MAY I TAKE A DESPERATE

33. SMURF. WOLF, MAY I TAKE A DESPERATE SWING AT DONALD NOW?

34. WOLF, MAY I TAKE A DESPERATE SWING AT DONALD NOW? GO AHEAD, MR. BUSH.

35. SWING AT DONALD NOW? GO AHEAD, MR. BUSH. THIS IS WHAT HE DOES.

36. GO AHEAD, MR. BUSH. THIS IS WHAT HE DOES. HE SAYS THESE FFENIVE THINGS

37. THIS IS WHAT HE DOES. HE SAYS THESE FFENIVE THINGS AND HE BULLIES ANYBODY WHO

38. HE SAYS THESE FFENIVE THINGS AND HE BULLIES ANYBODY WHO CHALLENGES HIM.

39. AND HE BULLIES ANYBODY WHO CHALLENGES HIM. WELL, GUESS WHAT?

40. CHALLENGES HIM. WELL, GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN'T BULLY YOUR WAY TO THE

41. WELL, GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN'T BULLY YOUR WAY TO THE PRESIDENCY.

42. YOU CAN'T BULLY YOUR WAY TO THE PRESIDENCY. OH, YEAH, JEB?

43. PRESIDENCY. OH, YEAH, JEB? BECAUSE I'M AT 43 AND YOU'RE AT

44. OH, YEAH, JEB? BECAUSE I'M AT 43 AND YOU'RE AT 3.

45. BECAUSE I'M AT 43 AND YOU'RE AT 3. JEB, YOU'RE A NICE GUY, BUT

46. 3. JEB, YOU'RE A NICE GUY, BUT YOU'RE A LIGHTWEIGHT, AND I KNOW

47. JEB, YOU'RE A NICE GUY, BUT YOU'RE A LIGHTWEIGHT, AND I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT YOU PEE SITTING

48. YOU'RE A LIGHTWEIGHT, AND I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT YOU PEE SITTING DOWN.

49. FOR A FACT THAT YOU PEE SITTING DOWN. NO, I DON'T.

50. DOWN. NO, I DON'T. YES, YOU DO.

51. NO, I DON'T. YES, YOU DO. SENATOR, YOU SAID YOU WERE

52. YES, YOU DO. SENATOR, YOU SAID YOU WERE RELENTLESSLY CAR BOMBING ISIS.

53. SENATOR, YOU SAID YOU WERE RELENTLESSLY CAR BOMBING ISIS. IS THIS A REAL STRATEGY?

54. RELENTLESSLY CAR BOMBING ISIS. IS THIS A REAL STRATEGY? WELL, IF I'M PRESIDENT, I CAN

55. IS THIS A REAL STRATEGY? WELL, IF I'M PRESIDENT, I CAN PROMISE YOU ISIS WILL HATE ME.

56. WELL, IF I'M PRESIDENT, I CAN PROMISE YOU ISIS WILL HATE ME. AND HOW DO I KNOW?

57. PROMISE YOU ISIS WILL HATE ME. AND HOW DO I KNOW? BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME

58. AND HOW DO I KNOW? BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME HATES ME.

59. BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME HATES ME. DEMOCRATS HATE ME.

60. HATES ME. DEMOCRATS HATE ME. REPUBLICANS HATE ME.

61. DEMOCRATS HATE ME. REPUBLICANS HATE ME. I HAVE WHAT DOCTORS CALL A

62. REPUBLICANS HATE ME. I HAVE WHAT DOCTORS CALL A PUNCHABLE FACE.

63. I HAVE WHAT DOCTORS CALL A PUNCHABLE FACE. POLITICO ACTUALLY DID A POLL AND

64. PUNCHABLE FACE. POLITICO ACTUALLY DID A POLL AND I WAS VOTED THE CANDIDATE PEOPLE

65. POLITICO ACTUALLY DID A POLL AND I WAS VOTED THE CANDIDATE PEOPLE MOST WANT TO THROW A BEER AT.

66. I WAS VOTED THE CANDIDATE PEOPLE MOST WANT TO THROW A BEER AT. SO LOOK OUT, ISIS, BECAUSE I'M

67. MOST WANT TO THROW A BEER AT. SO LOOK OUT, ISIS, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO CRASH YOUR PARTY.

68. SO LOOK OUT, ISIS, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO CRASH YOUR PARTY. AND JUST LIKE EVERY PARTY I GO

69. GOING TO CRASH YOUR PARTY. AND JUST LIKE EVERY PARTY I GO TO, I'M GOING TO RUIN IT.

70. AND JUST LIKE EVERY PARTY I GO TO, I'M GOING TO RUIN IT. GOVERNOR CHRISTIE, WHAT STEPS

71. TO, I'M GOING TO RUIN IT. GOVERNOR CHRISTIE, WHAT STEPS WOULD YOU TAKE TO KEEP AMERICANS

72. GOVERNOR CHRISTIE, WHAT STEPS WOULD YOU TAKE TO KEEP AMERICANS SAFE?

73. WOULD YOU TAKE TO KEEP AMERICANS SAFE? WOLF, I WOULD LIKE TO ANSWER

74. SAFE? WOLF, I WOULD LIKE TO ANSWER THAT WITH A SERIES OF

75. WOLF, I WOULD LIKE TO ANSWER THAT WITH A SERIES OF FEAR-MONGERING STATEMENTS.

76. THAT WITH A SERIES OF FEAR-MONGERING STATEMENTS. GO AHEAD.

77. FEAR-MONGERING STATEMENTS. GO AHEAD. WE ARE UNDER ATTACK AND WE'RE

78. GO AHEAD. WE ARE UNDER ATTACK AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

79. WE ARE UNDER ATTACK AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE. MOTHERS ARE PUTTING THEIR KIDS

80. ALL GOING TO DIE. MOTHERS ARE PUTTING THEIR KIDS ON BUSES, AND THESE BUSES ARE

81. MOTHERS ARE PUTTING THEIR KIDS ON BUSES, AND THESE BUSES ARE BEING DRIVEN OFF CLIFFS BY

82. ON BUSES, AND THESE BUSES ARE BEING DRIVEN OFF CLIFFS BY TERRORISTS.

83. BEING DRIVEN OFF CLIFFS BY TERRORISTS. TODAY IN OUR GREAT COUNTRY, ONE

84. TERRORISTS. TODAY IN OUR GREAT COUNTRY, ONE OUT OF EVERY THREE BABIES BORN

85. TODAY IN OUR GREAT COUNTRY, ONE OUT OF EVERY THREE BABIES BORN ARE ALREADY IN ISIS.

86. OUT OF EVERY THREE BABIES BORN ARE ALREADY IN ISIS. THEY ARE HERE, FOLKS.

87. ARE ALREADY IN ISIS. THEY ARE HERE, FOLKS. AND I AM THE ONLY ONE UP HERE

88. THEY ARE HERE, FOLKS. AND I AM THE ONLY ONE UP HERE WITH THE STONES TO TAKE THEM ON.

89. AND I AM THE ONLY ONE UP HERE WITH THE STONES TO TAKE THEM ON. I AM A COWBOY.

90. WITH THE STONES TO TAKE THEM ON. I AM A COWBOY. ON A STEEL HORSE I RIDE.

91. I AM A COWBOY. ON A STEEL HORSE I RIDE. LISTEN TO THIS MAN.

92. ON A STEEL HORSE I RIDE. LISTEN TO THIS MAN. HE'S TRYING TO START WORLD WAR

93. LISTEN TO THIS MAN. HE'S TRYING TO START WORLD WAR III.

94. HE'S TRYING TO START WORLD WAR III. SIR, WE'RE NOT TAKING

95. III. SIR, WE'RE NOT TAKING COMMENTS FROM THE AUDIENCE YET.

96. SIR, WE'RE NOT TAKING COMMENTS FROM THE AUDIENCE YET. NO, I'M RAND PAUL.

97. COMMENTS FROM THE AUDIENCE YET. NO, I'M RAND PAUL. I'M UP HERE.

98. NO, I'M RAND PAUL. I'M UP HERE. OH.

99. I'M UP HERE. OH. SORRY.

100. OH. SORRY. WELL, LET'S GO TO DR. CARSON.

101. SORRY. WELL, LET'S GO TO DR. CARSON. DOCTOR, DO YOU, A BRAIN SURGEON,

102. WELL, LET'S GO TO DR. CARSON. DOCTOR, DO YOU, A BRAIN SURGEON, HAVE THE EXPERIENCE AND

103. DOCTOR, DO YOU, A BRAIN SURGEON, HAVE THE EXPERIENCE AND TOUGHNESS TO DEAL WITH WORLD

104. HAVE THE EXPERIENCE AND TOUGHNESS TO DEAL WITH WORLD LEADERS LIKE VLADIMIR PUTIN?

105. TOUGHNESS TO DEAL WITH WORLD LEADERS LIKE VLADIMIR PUTIN? WELL, THAT QUESTION MAKES ME

106. LEADERS LIKE VLADIMIR PUTIN? WELL, THAT QUESTION MAKES ME FURIOUS, WOLF.

107. WELL, THAT QUESTION MAKES ME FURIOUS, WOLF. I MIGHT GO HAM UP IN HERE RIGHT

108. FURIOUS, WOLF. I MIGHT GO HAM UP IN HERE RIGHT NOW.

109. I MIGHT GO HAM UP IN HERE RIGHT NOW. OF COURSE I CAN BE TOUGH.

110. NOW. OF COURSE I CAN BE TOUGH. AS A SURGEON, I TELL PEOPLE

111. OF COURSE I CAN BE TOUGH. AS A SURGEON, I TELL PEOPLE THINGS THEY DON'T WANT TO HEAR.

112. AS A SURGEON, I TELL PEOPLE THINGS THEY DON'T WANT TO HEAR. NOT THAT THEY HAVE TO HAVE BRAIN

113. THINGS THEY DON'T WANT TO HEAR. NOT THAT THEY HAVE TO HAVE BRAIN SURGERY, THAT IT WILL BE

114. NOT THAT THEY HAVE TO HAVE BRAIN SURGERY, THAT IT WILL BE PERFORMED BY ME, A MAN WHO THEY

115. SURGERY, THAT IT WILL BE PERFORMED BY ME, A MAN WHO THEY BELIEVE TO BE ASLEEP.

116. PERFORMED BY ME, A MAN WHO THEY BELIEVE TO BE ASLEEP. I'M NOT ASLEEP.

117. BELIEVE TO BE ASLEEP. I'M NOT ASLEEP. I'M AMPED, I'M JACKED AND I'M

118. I'M NOT ASLEEP. I'M AMPED, I'M JACKED AND I'M READY TO THROW DOWN.

119. I'M AMPED, I'M JACKED AND I'M READY TO THROW DOWN.

120. READY TO THROW DOWN. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT,

121. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, MR. PUTIN?

122. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, MR. PUTIN? MS. FIORINA, YOUR THOUGHTS?

123. MR. PUTIN? MS. FIORINA, YOUR THOUGHTS? YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT PUTIN.

124. MS. FIORINA, YOUR THOUGHTS? YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT PUTIN. I KNOW VLADIMIR PUTIN

125. YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT PUTIN. I KNOW VLADIMIR PUTIN PERSONALLY.

126. I KNOW VLADIMIR PUTIN PERSONALLY. I SOLD HIM AN HP PRINTER AND NOW

127. PERSONALLY. I SOLD HIM AN HP PRINTER AND NOW HE HATES MY GUTS.

128. I SOLD HIM AN HP PRINTER AND NOW HE HATES MY GUTS. IT DOESN'T WORK.

129. HE HATES MY GUTS. IT DOESN'T WORK. IT NEVER WORKED.

130. IT DOESN'T WORK. IT NEVER WORKED. AND WHEN PUTIN CALLED ME TO

131. IT NEVER WORKED. AND WHEN PUTIN CALLED ME TO COMPLAIN, I JUST SMILED THAT

132. AND WHEN PUTIN CALLED ME TO COMPLAIN, I JUST SMILED THAT CLASSIC CARLY FIORINA SMILE.

133. COMPLAIN, I JUST SMILED THAT CLASSIC CARLY FIORINA SMILE. OKAY, WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE JEB

134. CLASSIC CARLY FIORINA SMILE. OKAY, WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE JEB HAS GOT HIS COURAGE BACK UP.

135. OKAY, WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE JEB HAS GOT HIS COURAGE BACK UP. HE'S READY TO TAKE ANOTHER RUN

136. HAS GOT HIS COURAGE BACK UP. HE'S READY TO TAKE ANOTHER RUN AT TRUMP.

137. HE'S READY TO TAKE ANOTHER RUN AT TRUMP. MR. BUSH, GO AHEAD AND SAY OUT

138. AT TRUMP. MR. BUSH, GO AHEAD AND SAY OUT LOUD WHAT YOU'VE BEEN QUIETLY

139. MR. BUSH, GO AHEAD AND SAY OUT LOUD WHAT YOU'VE BEEN QUIETLY MUTTERING TO YOURSELF.

140. LOUD WHAT YOU'VE BEEN QUIETLY MUTTERING TO YOURSELF. THIS GUY IS THE CHAOS

141. MUTTERING TO YOURSELF. THIS GUY IS THE CHAOS CANDIDATE?

142. THIS GUY IS THE CHAOS CANDIDATE? AM I RIGHT?

143. CANDIDATE? AM I RIGHT? CHAOS?

144. AM I RIGHT? CHAOS? IS HE FOR REAL?

145. CHAOS? IS HE FOR REAL? NO, MAN.

146. IS HE FOR REAL? NO, MAN. JEB, YOU'RE A VERY NICE MAN,

147. NO, MAN. JEB, YOU'RE A VERY NICE MAN, BUT YOU'RE BASICALLY A LITTLE

148. JEB, YOU'RE A VERY NICE MAN, BUT YOU'RE BASICALLY A LITTLE GIRL.

149. BUT YOU'RE BASICALLY A LITTLE GIRL. FOLKS, THIS IS TRUE.

150. GIRL. FOLKS, THIS IS TRUE. I GOT AHOLD OF JEB'S BIRTH

151. FOLKS, THIS IS TRUE. I GOT AHOLD OF JEB'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE, AND FULL

152. I GOT AHOLD OF JEB'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE, AND FULL DISCLOSURE, HIS REAL NAME IS

153. CERTIFICATE, AND FULL DISCLOSURE, HIS REAL NAME IS JEBRA.

154. DISCLOSURE, HIS REAL NAME IS JEBRA. THAT IS NOT TRUE.

155. JEBRA. THAT IS NOT TRUE. THAT IS TRUE, YES, IT IS.

156. THAT IS NOT TRUE. THAT IS TRUE, YES, IT IS. JEBRA!

157. THAT IS TRUE, YES, IT IS. JEBRA! JEBRA!

158. JEBRA! JEBRA! HEY, THAT'S NOT MY NAME.

159. JEBRA! HEY, THAT'S NOT MY NAME. HEY, JEBRA, LOSER, SAY WHAT?

160. HEY, THAT'S NOT MY NAME. HEY, JEBRA, LOSER, SAY WHAT? LET'S MOVE ON TO SENATOR

161. HEY, JEBRA, LOSER, SAY WHAT? LET'S MOVE ON TO SENATOR RUBIO.

162. LET'S MOVE ON TO SENATOR RUBIO. SENATOR, A FEW WEEKS AGO, YOU

163. RUBIO. SENATOR, A FEW WEEKS AGO, YOU WERE MANY PEOPLE'S PICK AS THE

164. SENATOR, A FEW WEEKS AGO, YOU WERE MANY PEOPLE'S PICK AS THE MOST ELECTABLE CANDIDATE.

165. WERE MANY PEOPLE'S PICK AS THE MOST ELECTABLE CANDIDATE. TONIGHT YOU'RE IN FOURTH PLACE.

166. MOST ELECTABLE CANDIDATE. TONIGHT YOU'RE IN FOURTH PLACE. ARE YOU RESONATING WITH VOTERS?

167. TONIGHT YOU'RE IN FOURTH PLACE. ARE YOU RESONATING WITH VOTERS? WOLF, LET'S REMEMBER ONE

168. ARE YOU RESONATING WITH VOTERS? WOLF, LET'S REMEMBER ONE THING.

169. WOLF, LET'S REMEMBER ONE THING. I AM BY FAR THE MOST ATTRACTIVE

170. THING. I AM BY FAR THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PERSON ON THIS STAGE.

171. I AM BY FAR THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PERSON ON THIS STAGE. I'M A HARD 7, BABY.

172. PERSON ON THIS STAGE. I'M A HARD 7, BABY. I'M YOUNG, CUBAN, AND LET'S FACE

173. I'M A HARD 7, BABY. I'M YOUNG, CUBAN, AND LET'S FACE IT, I'M THE ONLY ONE UP HERE YOU

174. I'M YOUNG, CUBAN, AND LET'S FACE IT, I'M THE ONLY ONE UP HERE YOU WOULD SWIPE RIGHT ON.

175. IT, I'M THE ONLY ONE UP HERE YOU WOULD SWIPE RIGHT ON. SO WHY AM I LOSING TO THIS GUY?

176. WOULD SWIPE RIGHT ON. SO WHY AM I LOSING TO THIS GUY? BEFORE WE GO TO COMMERCIAL,

177. SO WHY AM I LOSING TO THIS GUY? BEFORE WE GO TO COMMERCIAL, WE'LL GIVE JEB ONE LAST CHANCE

178. BEFORE WE GO TO COMMERCIAL, WE'LL GIVE JEB ONE LAST CHANCE TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION.

179. WE'LL GIVE JEB ONE LAST CHANCE TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION. IF WE WORK TOGETHER, WE CAN

180. TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION. IF WE WORK TOGETHER, WE CAN STOP DONALD TRUMP.

181. IF WE WORK TOGETHER, WE CAN STOP DONALD TRUMP. IF YOU COMBINE MY NUMBERS WITH

182. STOP DONALD TRUMP. IF YOU COMBINE MY NUMBERS WITH YOURS, YOURS AND YOURS, WE WOULD

183. IF YOU COMBINE MY NUMBERS WITH YOURS, YOURS AND YOURS, WE WOULD ALMOST WIN.

184. YOURS, YOURS AND YOURS, WE WOULD ALMOST WIN. HEY, JEBRA, SHUT YOUR

185. ALMOST WIN. HEY, JEBRA, SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE.

186. HEY, JEBRA, SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE. YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE A JERK.

187. PIEHOLE. YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE A JERK. YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BE

188. YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE A JERK. YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BE PRESIDENT, DONALD.

189. YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BE PRESIDENT, DONALD. NO KIDDING.

190. PRESIDENT, DONALD. NO KIDDING. NONE OF US ARE, GENIUS.

191. NO KIDDING. NONE OF US ARE, GENIUS. AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING

192. NONE OF US ARE, GENIUS. AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE.

193. AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE. LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S

194. ELSE. LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!

195. LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!

196. SATURDAY NIGHT! "SATURDAY NIGHT

197. "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."

198. "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." WITH VANESSA BAYER!

199. LIVE." WITH VANESSA BAYER! BECK BENNETT!

200. WITH VANESSA BAYER! BECK BENNETT! AIDY BRYANT!

201. BECK BENNETT! AIDY BRYANT! COLIN JOST!

202. AIDY BRYANT! COLIN JOST! TARAN KILLAM!

203. COLIN JOST! TARAN KILLAM! KATE McKINNON!

204. TARAN KILLAM! KATE McKINNON! KYLE MOONEY!

205. KATE McKINNON! KYLE MOONEY! BOBBY MOYNIHAN!

206. KYLE MOONEY! BOBBY MOYNIHAN! JAY PHARAOH!

207. BOBBY MOYNIHAN! JAY PHARAOH! CECILY STRONG!

208. JAY PHARAOH! CECILY STRONG! KENAN THOMPSON!

209. CECILY STRONG! KENAN THOMPSON! SASHEER ZAMATA!

210. KENAN THOMPSON! SASHEER ZAMATA! FEATURING MICHAEL CHE, PETE

211. SASHEER ZAMATA! FEATURING MICHAEL CHE, PETE DAVIDSON, LESLIE JONES, JON

212. FEATURING MICHAEL CHE, PETE DAVIDSON, LESLIE JONES, JON RUDNITSKY.

213. DAVIDSON, LESLIE JONES, JON RUDNITSKY. MUSICAL GUEST BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

214. RUDNITSKY. MUSICAL GUEST BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE E STREET BAND.

215. MUSICAL GUEST BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE E STREET BAND. AND YOUR HOSTS, TINA FEY AND AMY

216. AND THE E STREET BAND. AND YOUR HOSTS, TINA FEY AND AMY POEHLER!

217. AND YOUR HOSTS, TINA FEY AND AMY POEHLER! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TINA FEY

218. POEHLER! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TINA FEY AND AMY POEHLER!

219. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TINA FEY AND AMY POEHLER!

220. AND AMY POEHLER! > THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK

221. > THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

222. > THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I'M SO HAPPY TO BE BACK HOME

223. YOU VERY MUCH. I'M SO HAPPY TO BE BACK HOME HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."

224. I'M SO HAPPY TO BE BACK HOME HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." SORRY, WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER

225. HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." SORRY, WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR —

226. SORRY, WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR — — THE PAST TWO MONTHS

227. FOR — — THE PAST TWO MONTHS NONSTOP.

228. — THE PAST TWO MONTHS NONSTOP. WE'RE AT THE POINT WHERE

229. NONSTOP. WE'RE AT THE POINT WHERE WE'RE —

230. WE'RE AT THE POINT WHERE WE'RE — FINISHING EACH OTHER'S

231. WE'RE — FINISHING EACH OTHER'S SENTENCES.

232. FINISHING EACH OTHER'S SENTENCES. FAVORITE CHRISTMAS MOVIE.

233. SENTENCES. FAVORITE CHRISTMAS MOVIE. WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR LIKE 20

234. FAVORITE CHRISTMAS MOVIE. WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR LIKE 20 YEARS.

235. WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR LIKE 20 YEARS. I'VE LIKED HER LONGER, BUT HERE

236. YEARS. I'VE LIKED HER LONGER, BUT HERE IS A PICTURE OF US WHEN WE WERE

237. I'VE LIKED HER LONGER, BUT HERE IS A PICTURE OF US WHEN WE WERE YOUNG IMPROVISERS BACK IN

238. IS A PICTURE OF US WHEN WE WERE YOUNG IMPROVISERS BACK IN CHICAGO.

239. YOUNG IMPROVISERS BACK IN CHICAGO. SO YOUNG AND SO SWEATY.

240. CHICAGO. SO YOUNG AND SO SWEATY. AND WE ARE LIKE SISTERS,

241. SO YOUNG AND SO SWEATY. AND WE ARE LIKE SISTERS, WHICH MADE IT VERY EASY FOR US

242. AND WE ARE LIKE SISTERS, WHICH MADE IT VERY EASY FOR US TO PLAY SISTERS IN OUR NEW MOVIE

243. WHICH MADE IT VERY EASY FOR US TO PLAY SISTERS IN OUR NEW MOVIE "STAR WARS."

244. TO PLAY SISTERS IN OUR NEW MOVIE "STAR WARS." AND LIKE SISTERS, WE ARE

245. "STAR WARS." AND LIKE SISTERS, WE ARE TOTALLY BONDED BUT VERY

246. AND LIKE SISTERS, WE ARE TOTALLY BONDED BUT VERY DIFFERENT.

247. TOTALLY BONDED BUT VERY DIFFERENT. FOR EXAMPLE, I KIND OF LIKE

248. DIFFERENT. FOR EXAMPLE, I KIND OF LIKE THINGS THAT ARE MORE MODERN AND

249. FOR EXAMPLE, I KIND OF LIKE THINGS THAT ARE MORE MODERN AND FUN.

250. THINGS THAT ARE MORE MODERN AND FUN. AND I AM EXTREMELY

251. FUN. AND I AM EXTREMELY TRADITIONAL AND DANGEROUSLY

252. AND I AM EXTREMELY TRADITIONAL AND DANGEROUSLY RELIGIOUS.

253. TRADITIONAL AND DANGEROUSLY RELIGIOUS. BUT TWO THINGS WE BOTH LOVE

254. RELIGIOUS. BUT TWO THINGS WE BOTH LOVE ARE CHRISTMAS AND MAKING MONEY

255. BUT TWO THINGS WE BOTH LOVE ARE CHRISTMAS AND MAKING MONEY OFF OF ORIGINAL CHRISTMAS SONGS.

256. ARE CHRISTMAS AND MAKING MONEY OFF OF ORIGINAL CHRISTMAS SONGS. SO TO SHOWCASE OUR DIFFERENT

257. OFF OF ORIGINAL CHRISTMAS SONGS. SO TO SHOWCASE OUR DIFFERENT FLAVORS, WE WROTE THIS ORIGINAL

258. SO TO SHOWCASE OUR DIFFERENT FLAVORS, WE WROTE THIS ORIGINAL CHRISTMAS SONG.

259. FLAVORS, WE WROTE THIS ORIGINAL CHRISTMAS SONG. HIT IT, AMY.

260. HIT IT, AMY. ♪ MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY

261. TIME ♪ ♪ MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY ♪ AND

262. THAT'S NOT REALLY A COMBO. IT IS IN MY MOUTH. HEY, CAN SOMEONE GET THE SWITCH?

263. IT IS IN MY MOUTH. HEY, CAN SOMEONE GET THE SWITCH? SURE.

264. HEY, CAN SOMEONE GET THE SWITCH? SURE. NOT REALLY.

265. SURE. NOT REALLY. WHAT?

266. WHAT? ♪ MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY

267. GONNA SLAP A BOW ON YOU MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY ♪ ♪ BECAUSE I LOVE YOU BABY

268. THAT IS TRUE ♪ ♪ THE WISE MEN HAVE DESCENDED

269. FROM HIGH MAHER-SHALAL-HASH-BAZ ♪ OKAY, THIS STUFF IS GREAT BUT

270. MAHER-SHALAL-HASH-BAZ ♪ OKAY, THIS STUFF IS GREAT BUT IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE DRY ON ITS

271. OKAY, THIS STUFF IS GREAT BUT IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE DRY ON ITS OWN.

272. IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE DRY ON ITS OWN. LET'S DO A MASH-UP!

273. OWN. LET'S DO A MASH-UP! DO YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR SALAMI

274. LET'S DO A MASH-UP! DO YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR SALAMI IN MY PEANUT BUTTER?

275. DO YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR SALAMI IN MY PEANUT BUTTER? WELL, IT WOULDN'T BE THE

276. IN MY PEANUT BUTTER? WELL, IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME.

277. WELL, IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME. ♪ MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY

278. FIRST TIME. ♪ MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY THE VIRGIN MARY WAS

279. THE VIRGIN MARY WAS A SPECIAL LADY ♪ ♪ MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY

280. A SPECIAL LADY ♪ ♪ MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY YEAAAAAH

281. YOWWWW MEOWWW ♪ ♪ GLORY JOY

282. WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE E

283. WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE E STREET BAND ARE HERE.

284. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE E STREET BAND ARE HERE. SO STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT

285. STREET BAND ARE HERE. SO STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

286. SO STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

287. ♪ I'M DREAMING OF A

288. WHITE HOUSE ♪ >MERRY CHRISTMAS, HILLARY.

289. >MERRY CHRISTMAS, HILLARY. IN JUST 11 MONTHS, YOU'RE GONNA

290. >MERRY CHRISTMAS, HILLARY. IN JUST 11 MONTHS, YOU'RE GONNA FINALLY GET YOUR PRESENT.

291. IN JUST 11 MONTHS, YOU'RE GONNA FINALLY GET YOUR PRESENT. NO ONE CAN STOP YOU NOW.

292. FINALLY GET YOUR PRESENT. NO ONE CAN STOP YOU NOW. THE REPUBLICANS ARE BOZOS, AND

293. NO ONE CAN STOP YOU NOW. THE REPUBLICANS ARE BOZOS, AND THE DNC IS SABOTAGING BERNIE.

294. THE REPUBLICANS ARE BOZOS, AND THE DNC IS SABOTAGING BERNIE. I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO SLEEP

295. THE DNC IS SABOTAGING BERNIE. I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO SLEEP WELL TONIGHT.

296. I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO SLEEP WELL TONIGHT. LET ME JUST GET IN MY PA JACK

297. WELL TONIGHT. LET ME JUST GET IN MY PA JACK AS.

298. LET ME JUST GET IN MY PA JACK AS. SO RELAXING, PERFECT.

299. AS. SO RELAXING, PERFECT. NOW LET'S JUST GET TUCKED INTO

300. SO RELAXING, PERFECT. NOW LET'S JUST GET TUCKED INTO BED HERE ALL NICE AND COZY.

301. NOW LET'S JUST GET TUCKED INTO BED HERE ALL NICE AND COZY. FOR A NIGHT OF PRODUCTIVE

302. BED HERE ALL NICE AND COZY. FOR A NIGHT OF PRODUCTIVE DREAMING.

303. FOR A NIGHT OF PRODUCTIVE DREAMING.

304. DREAMING. HELLO?

305. HELLO? IS SOMEONE THERE?

306. HELLO? IS SOMEONE THERE? I HEAR STRONG, YET FEMININE

307. IS SOMEONE THERE? I HEAR STRONG, YET FEMININE LAUGHTER.

308. I HEAR STRONG, YET FEMININE LAUGHTER.

309. LAUGHTER. HELLO!

310. HELLO! HILLARY!

311. HILLARY! IT'S ME, HILLARY, FROM

312. HILLARY! IT'S ME, HILLARY, FROM CHRISTMAS EVE 2008.

313. IT'S ME, HILLARY, FROM CHRISTMAS EVE 2008. HI, HILLARY!

314. CHRISTMAS EVE 2008. HI, HILLARY! HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

315. HI, HILLARY! HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

316. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. YOU CHANGED YOUR HAIR.

317. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. YOU CHANGED YOUR HAIR. PEOPLE SAID I SHOULD, SO I

318. YOU CHANGED YOUR HAIR. PEOPLE SAID I SHOULD, SO I DID.

319. PEOPLE SAID I SHOULD, SO I DID.

320. DID.

321. AND YOUR LAUGH IS DIFFERENT,

322. AND YOUR LAUGH IS DIFFERENT, TOO.

323. AND YOUR LAUGH IS DIFFERENT, TOO. IT'S LESS JOYFUL.

324. TOO. IT'S LESS JOYFUL. WELL, I'VE BEEN THROUGH SEVEN

325. IT'S LESS JOYFUL. WELL, I'VE BEEN THROUGH SEVEN YEARS MORE THINGS, SO —

326. WELL, I'VE BEEN THROUGH SEVEN YEARS MORE THINGS, SO — HERE'S A LITTLE SNEAK PEEK,

327. YEARS MORE THINGS, SO — HERE'S A LITTLE SNEAK PEEK, BENGHAZI.

328. HERE'S A LITTLE SNEAK PEEK, BENGHAZI. WHO IS BENGHAZI?

329. BENGHAZI. WHO IS BENGHAZI? YOU YOUNG, NAIVE GIRL OF 61.

330. WHO IS BENGHAZI? YOU YOUNG, NAIVE GIRL OF 61.

331. YOU YOUNG, NAIVE GIRL OF 61. DON'T WORRY, DON'T WORRY.

332. DON'T WORRY, DON'T WORRY. IT ALL WORKS OUT, WE'RE ABOUT TO

333. DON'T WORRY, DON'T WORRY. IT ALL WORKS OUT, WE'RE ABOUT TO BE THE PRESIDENT.

334. IT ALL WORKS OUT, WE'RE ABOUT TO BE THE PRESIDENT. THAT'S ACTUALLY WHY I'M HERE,

335. BE THE PRESIDENT. THAT'S ACTUALLY WHY I'M HERE, HILLARY, TO WARN YOU.

336. THAT'S ACTUALLY WHY I'M HERE, HILLARY, TO WARN YOU. ON CHRISTMAS EVE 2007, I WAS

337. HILLARY, TO WARN YOU. ON CHRISTMAS EVE 2007, I WAS COCKY, TOO.

338. ON CHRISTMAS EVE 2007, I WAS COCKY, TOO. THEN SOMEONE NAMED BARACK OBAMA

339. COCKY, TOO. THEN SOMEONE NAMED BARACK OBAMA STUMBLED OUT OF A SOUP KITCHEN

340. THEN SOMEONE NAMED BARACK OBAMA STUMBLED OUT OF A SOUP KITCHEN WITH A BASKETBALL AND A

341. STUMBLED OUT OF A SOUP KITCHEN WITH A BASKETBALL AND A CIGARETTE AND STOLE MY LIFE.

342. WITH A BASKETBALL AND A CIGARETTE AND STOLE MY LIFE.

343. CIGARETTE AND STOLE MY LIFE. I REMEMBER, BUT IT'S

344. I REMEMBER, BUT IT'S DIFFERENT THIS TIME.

345. I REMEMBER, BUT IT'S DIFFERENT THIS TIME. I'M RUNNING AGAINST BERNIE

346. DIFFERENT THIS TIME. I'M RUNNING AGAINST BERNIE "NEVER-HEARD-OF-HIM" SANDERS.

347. I'M RUNNING AGAINST BERNIE "NEVER-HEARD-OF-HIM" SANDERS. WELL, WE LOVE BERNIE.

348. "NEVER-HEARD-OF-HIM" SANDERS. WELL, WE LOVE BERNIE. HE'S A GREAT SENATOR.

349. WELL, WE LOVE BERNIE. HE'S A GREAT SENATOR.

350. HE'S A GREAT SENATOR. BERNIE SANDERS IS A HUMAN

351. BERNIE SANDERS IS A HUMAN BIRKENSTOCK.

352. BERNIE SANDERS IS A HUMAN BIRKENSTOCK.

353. BIRKENSTOCK. MAMA'S GOT THIS PRESIDENCY IN

354. MAMA'S GOT THIS PRESIDENCY IN THE BAG.

355. MAMA'S GOT THIS PRESIDENCY IN THE BAG. LET US POUND TO THAT.

356. THE BAG. LET US POUND TO THAT. LET US WHAT TO WHAT?

357. LET US POUND TO THAT. LET US WHAT TO WHAT? OH, I'M SORRY.

358. LET US WHAT TO WHAT? OH, I'M SORRY. THAT'S HOW I HAVE TO TALK IN

359. OH, I'M SORRY. THAT'S HOW I HAVE TO TALK IN 2015.

360. THAT'S HOW I HAVE TO TALK IN 2015. NOT ENOUGH JUST TO WORK HARD, WE

361. 2015. NOT ENOUGH JUST TO WORK HARD, WE HAVE TO BE COOL BUT TOUGH, SOFT

362. NOT ENOUGH JUST TO WORK HARD, WE HAVE TO BE COOL BUT TOUGH, SOFT BUT STRONG, A SWEET OLD LADY,

363. HAVE TO BE COOL BUT TOUGH, SOFT BUT STRONG, A SWEET OLD LADY, BUT A SWEET OLD LADY THAT SAYS,

364. BUT STRONG, A SWEET OLD LADY, BUT A SWEET OLD LADY THAT SAYS, "ICE CREAM!"

365. BUT A SWEET OLD LADY THAT SAYS, "ICE CREAM!"

366. "ICE CREAM!" OKAY, WAIT.

367. OKAY, WAIT. HOLD ON, HILLARY.

368. OKAY, WAIT. HOLD ON, HILLARY. EVEN IF YOU BEAT BERNIE SANDERS,

369. HOLD ON, HILLARY. EVEN IF YOU BEAT BERNIE SANDERS, AREN'T YOU WORRIED ABOUT THE

370. EVEN IF YOU BEAT BERNIE SANDERS, AREN'T YOU WORRIED ABOUT THE REPUBLICANS?

371. AREN'T YOU WORRIED ABOUT THE REPUBLICANS? WHO IS THEIR FRONTRUNNER?

372. REPUBLICANS? WHO IS THEIR FRONTRUNNER? I'LL TELL YOU, BUT ONLY IF

373. WHO IS THEIR FRONTRUNNER? I'LL TELL YOU, BUT ONLY IF YOU GRAB ONTO SOMETHING TO BRACE

374. I'LL TELL YOU, BUT ONLY IF YOU GRAB ONTO SOMETHING TO BRACE YOURSELF, BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING

375. YOU GRAB ONTO SOMETHING TO BRACE YOURSELF, BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO HIT THE F-ING FLOOR.

376. YOURSELF, BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO HIT THE F-ING FLOOR.

377. TO HIT THE F-ING FLOOR. I'LL BE FINE!

378. I'LL BE FINE! JUST TELL ME.

379. I'LL BE FINE! JUST TELL ME. NO, HOLD ONTO SOMETHING.

380. JUST TELL ME. NO, HOLD ONTO SOMETHING. JUST TELL ME!

381. NO, HOLD ONTO SOMETHING. JUST TELL ME! HILLARY!

382. JUST TELL ME! HILLARY! I AM WARNING YOU.

383. HILLARY! I AM WARNING YOU. JUST TELL ME.

384. I AM WARNING YOU. JUST TELL ME. DONALD TRUMP.

385. JUST TELL ME. DONALD TRUMP.

386. DONALD TRUMP. I TOLD YOU.

387. I TOLD YOU. OH, MY GOD, WE'RE GOING TO BE

388. I TOLD YOU. OH, MY GOD, WE'RE GOING TO BE PRESIDENT!

389. OH, MY GOD, WE'RE GOING TO BE PRESIDENT!

390. PRESIDENT! OH HO, WHAT'S THIS?

391. OH HO, WHAT'S THIS? DID YOU BRING SOMEONE ELSE WITH

392. OH HO, WHAT'S THIS? DID YOU BRING SOMEONE ELSE WITH YOU?

393. DID YOU BRING SOMEONE ELSE WITH YOU? LOOKS LIKE I WENT THROUGH

394. YOU? LOOKS LIKE I WENT THROUGH TIME AND SPACE AGAIN.

395. LOOKS LIKE I WENT THROUGH TIME AND SPACE AGAIN.

396. TIME AND SPACE AGAIN. HELLO, SARAH.

397. HELLO, SARAH. WHAT THE HECK?

398. HELLO, SARAH. WHAT THE HECK? I LANDED IN THE BEDROOM OF A

399. WHAT THE HECK? I LANDED IN THE BEDROOM OF A LESBIAN COUPLE.

400. I LANDED IN THE BEDROOM OF A LESBIAN COUPLE.

401. LESBIAN COUPLE. WE'RE NOT LESBIANS.

402. WE'RE NOT LESBIANS. WE'RE HILLARY CLINTONS.

403. WE'RE NOT LESBIANS. WE'RE HILLARY CLINTONS. OH, RIGHT, WE RAN FOR

404. WE'RE HILLARY CLINTONS. OH, RIGHT, WE RAN FOR PRESIDENT TOGETHER.

405. OH, RIGHT, WE RAN FOR PRESIDENT TOGETHER. OH, YOU POOR THING.

406. PRESIDENT TOGETHER. OH, YOU POOR THING. I HEARD THAT AFTER YOU LOST, YOU

407. OH, YOU POOR THING. I HEARD THAT AFTER YOU LOST, YOU HAD TO BECOME A SECRETARY.

408. I HEARD THAT AFTER YOU LOST, YOU HAD TO BECOME A SECRETARY.

409. HAD TO BECOME A SECRETARY. OF STATE!

410. OF STATE! GOSH, THAT WAS A REAL FUN

411. OF STATE! GOSH, THAT WAS A REAL FUN ELECTION.

412. GOSH, THAT WAS A REAL FUN ELECTION. I WAS PAIRED UP WITH THAT CUTE

413. ELECTION. I WAS PAIRED UP WITH THAT CUTE LITTLE JOHN McCAIN FELLOW.

414. I WAS PAIRED UP WITH THAT CUTE LITTLE JOHN McCAIN FELLOW. MAY HE REST IN PEACE, I'M

415. LITTLE JOHN McCAIN FELLOW. MAY HE REST IN PEACE, I'M GUESSING.

416. MAY HE REST IN PEACE, I'M GUESSING.

417. GUESSING. HE'S ALIVE.

418. HE'S ALIVE. OH, GOD.

419. HE'S ALIVE. OH, GOD. HE WAS GREAT.

420. OH, GOD. HE WAS GREAT. REMEMBER I — HE HAD THAT REAL

421. HE WAS GREAT. REMEMBER I — HE HAD THAT REAL FUNNY SAYING.

422. REMEMBER I — HE HAD THAT REAL FUNNY SAYING. AND HE'D SAY, "SARAH, YOU'RE THE

423. FUNNY SAYING. AND HE'D SAY, "SARAH, YOU'RE THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED

424. AND HE'D SAY, "SARAH, YOU'RE THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME!"

425. WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME!" SARAH, CAN WE FOCUS?

426. TO ME!" SARAH, CAN WE FOCUS? I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN,

427. SARAH, CAN WE FOCUS? I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN, AND I'M GETTING ADVICE FROM THE

428. I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN, AND I'M GETTING ADVICE FROM THE SMARTEST WOMAN I KNOW.

429. AND I'M GETTING ADVICE FROM THE SMARTEST WOMAN I KNOW. ME.

430. SMARTEST WOMAN I KNOW. ME.

431. ME. JEEZ, I SHOULD BE THE ONE

432. JEEZ, I SHOULD BE THE ONE GIVING YOU ADVICE, BECAUSE IN

433. JEEZ, I SHOULD BE THE ONE GIVING YOU ADVICE, BECAUSE IN 2008, I GOT A HECK OF A LOT

434. GIVING YOU ADVICE, BECAUSE IN 2008, I GOT A HECK OF A LOT CLOSER TO THE WHITE HOUSE THAN

435. 2008, I GOT A HECK OF A LOT CLOSER TO THE WHITE HOUSE THAN THIS GAL DID.

436. CLOSER TO THE WHITE HOUSE THAN THIS GAL DID. WHY, I —

437. THIS GAL DID. WHY, I — NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

438. WHY, I — NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

439. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! HERE'S MY ADVICE.

440. HERE'S MY ADVICE. WHAT YOU GOT TO DO IS BELIEVE IN

441. HERE'S MY ADVICE. WHAT YOU GOT TO DO IS BELIEVE IN YOUR SPIRIT, BUT ALSO AMERICA,

442. WHAT YOU GOT TO DO IS BELIEVE IN YOUR SPIRIT, BUT ALSO AMERICA, BUT NOT TEACHERS AND THEIR FAT

443. YOUR SPIRIT, BUT ALSO AMERICA, BUT NOT TEACHERS AND THEIR FAT LIBERAL BOOKS.

444. BUT NOT TEACHERS AND THEIR FAT LIBERAL BOOKS. BUT ALSO EVEN WHY WORRY ABOUT

445. LIBERAL BOOKS. BUT ALSO EVEN WHY WORRY ABOUT FAST FOOD WAGES AND THEIR STATUS

446. BUT ALSO EVEN WHY WORRY ABOUT FAST FOOD WAGES AND THEIR STATUS QUO, WHICH IS ANOTHER LATIN

447. FAST FOOD WAGES AND THEIR STATUS QUO, WHICH IS ANOTHER LATIN WORD, STATUS QUO.

448. QUO, WHICH IS ANOTHER LATIN WORD, STATUS QUO.

449. WORD, STATUS QUO. MEANWHILE, AMERICANS ARE BEING

450. MEANWHILE, AMERICANS ARE BEING TAKEN FOR A RIDE, AND ALSO THE

451. MEANWHILE, AMERICANS ARE BEING TAKEN FOR A RIDE, AND ALSO THE MAN CAN ONLY RIDE YOU WHEN YOUR

452. TAKEN FOR A RIDE, AND ALSO THE MAN CAN ONLY RIDE YOU WHEN YOUR BACK IS BENT, SO —

453. MAN CAN ONLY RIDE YOU WHEN YOUR BACK IS BENT, SO —

454. BACK IS BENT, SO — OKAY, WELL, THANK YOU, SARAH.

455. OKAY, WELL, THANK YOU, SARAH. YEAH, SHE'LL KEEP THAT IN

456. OKAY, WELL, THANK YOU, SARAH. YEAH, SHE'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND.

457. YEAH, SHE'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND. ALSO, IF IT GETS TOO HARD,

458. MIND. ALSO, IF IT GETS TOO HARD, JUST QUIT.

459. ALSO, IF IT GETS TOO HARD, JUST QUIT. WHO CARES?

460. JUST QUIT. WHO CARES?

461. WHO CARES? WHO CARES?

462. WHO CARES? HILLARY, WE SHOULD LET YOU

463. HILLARY, WE SHOULD LET YOU GET BACK TO SOME SLEEP.

464. HILLARY, WE SHOULD LET YOU GET BACK TO SOME SLEEP. I NEED TO GET BACK TO 2008

465. GET BACK TO SOME SLEEP. I NEED TO GET BACK TO 2008 AND SEND A BUNCH OF E-MAILS.

466. I NEED TO GET BACK TO 2008 AND SEND A BUNCH OF E-MAILS. I KNOW WE'RE ALL FROM

467. AND SEND A BUNCH OF E-MAILS. I KNOW WE'RE ALL FROM DIFFERENT TIMES, BUT SHOULD WE

468. I KNOW WE'RE ALL FROM DIFFERENT TIMES, BUT SHOULD WE TAKE A SEC TO DO THAT THING WE

469. DIFFERENT TIMES, BUT SHOULD WE TAKE A SEC TO DO THAT THING WE LOVE TO DO?

470. TAKE A SEC TO DO THAT THING WE LOVE TO DO? LET'S DO IT.

471. LET'S DO IT. ON JANUARY 16, WE

472. ON JANUARY 16, WE RETURN LIVE WITH HOST ADAM GENTLEMEN — HE'S A PROFESSOR

473. RETURN LIVE WITH HOST ADAM GENTLEMEN — HE'S A PROFESSOR FROM ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA.

474. GENTLEMEN — HE'S A PROFESSOR FROM ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA. HE'S A SOFTWARE ENGINEER FROM

475. FROM ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA. HE'S A SOFTWARE ENGINEER FROM PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA.

476. HE'S A SOFTWARE ENGINEER FROM PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA. AND HE'S A FINANCIAL ANALYST IN

477. PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA. AND HE'S A FINANCIAL ANALYST IN BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS.

478. AND HE'S A FINANCIAL ANALYST IN BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS. THEY MAY NOT KNOW IT YET, BUT

479. BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS. THEY MAY NOT KNOW IT YET, BUT THEY'RE ALL GUESTS ON AMERICA'S

480. THEY MAY NOT KNOW IT YET, BUT THEY'RE ALL GUESTS ON AMERICA'S FAVORITE NEW SHOW "MEET YOUR

481. THEY'RE ALL GUESTS ON AMERICA'S FAVORITE NEW SHOW "MEET YOUR SECOND WIFE."

482. FAVORITE NEW SHOW "MEET YOUR SECOND WIFE."

483. SECOND WIFE." HELLO, AND WELCOME TO "MEET

484. HELLO, AND WELCOME TO "MEET YOUR SECOND WIFE."

485. HELLO, AND WELCOME TO "MEET YOUR SECOND WIFE." WE'RE YOU'RE HOSTS.

486. YOUR SECOND WIFE." WE'RE YOU'RE HOSTS. I'M HELEN WALSH.

487. WE'RE YOU'RE HOSTS. I'M HELEN WALSH. AND I'M TINA FEY.

488. I'M HELEN WALSH. AND I'M TINA FEY. AND THIS IS THE ONLY SHOW

489. AND I'M TINA FEY. AND THIS IS THE ONLY SHOW WHERE HAPPILY MERRIED MEN GET A

490. AND THIS IS THE ONLY SHOW WHERE HAPPILY MERRIED MEN GET A CHANCE TO MEET THE PERSON WHO

491. WHERE HAPPILY MERRIED MEN GET A CHANCE TO MEET THE PERSON WHO MAY ONE DAY BECOME YOUR SECOND

492. CHANCE TO MEET THE PERSON WHO MAY ONE DAY BECOME YOUR SECOND WIFE.

493. MAY ONE DAY BECOME YOUR SECOND WIFE. YOU GUYS EXCITED?

494. WIFE. YOU GUYS EXCITED?

495. YOU GUYS EXCITED? GREAT.

496. GREAT. LET'S MEET OUR FIRST CONTESTANT,

497. GREAT. LET'S MEET OUR FIRST CONTESTANT, BRIAN FROM ALEXANDRIA.

498. LET'S MEET OUR FIRST CONTESTANT, BRIAN FROM ALEXANDRIA. SORRY, WAIT.

499. BRIAN FROM ALEXANDRIA. SORRY, WAIT. WHAT IS THIS SHOW?

500. SORRY, WAIT. WHAT IS THIS SHOW? YOU'LL SEE.

501. WHAT IS THIS SHOW? YOU'LL SEE. NOW, I UNDERSTAND YOUR LOVELY

502. YOU'LL SEE. NOW, I UNDERSTAND YOUR LOVELY WIFE SAMANTHA IS IN THE AUDIENCE

503. NOW, I UNDERSTAND YOUR LOVELY WIFE SAMANTHA IS IN THE AUDIENCE TODAY.

504. WIFE SAMANTHA IS IN THE AUDIENCE TODAY. YAY, BRIAN?

505. TODAY. YAY, BRIAN? AWE, SHE SEEMS GREAT FOR NOW.

506. YAY, BRIAN? AWE, SHE SEEMS GREAT FOR NOW. BUT BRIAN, LET'S MEET YOUR

507. AWE, SHE SEEMS GREAT FOR NOW. BUT BRIAN, LET'S MEET YOUR SECOND WIFE.

508. SECOND WIFE. BRIAN, THIS IS HANNAH.

509. BRIAN, THIS IS HANNAH. HANNAH IS CURRENTLY AN EIGHTH

510. HANNAH IS CURRENTLY AN EIGHTH GRADE STUDENT AT WELLINGTON

511. HANNAH IS CURRENTLY AN EIGHTH GRADE STUDENT AT WELLINGTON MIDDLE SCHOOL, BUT ONE DAY YEARS

512. GRADE STUDENT AT WELLINGTON MIDDLE SCHOOL, BUT ONE DAY YEARS IN THE FUTURE, SHE WILL BE YOUR

513. MIDDLE SCHOOL, BUT ONE DAY YEARS IN THE FUTURE, SHE WILL BE YOUR SECOND WIFE.

514. IN THE FUTURE, SHE WILL BE YOUR SECOND WIFE.

515. SECOND WIFE. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

516. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. I LOVE MY WIFE.

517. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. I LOVE MY WIFE. SHE'S SUPPORTED ME WHILE IFLS

518. I LOVE MY WIFE. SHE'S SUPPORTED ME WHILE IFLS WRITING MY NOVEL, SO —

519. SHE'S SUPPORTED ME WHILE IFLS WRITING MY NOVEL, SO — BUT WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IN A

520. WRITING MY NOVEL, SO — BUT WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IN A FEW YEARS ONE OF YOUR NOVELS

521. BUT WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IN A FEW YEARS ONE OF YOUR NOVELS BECOMES A SURPRISE BEST SELLER.

522. FEW YEARS ONE OF YOUR NOVELS BECOMES A SURPRISE BEST SELLER. IT'S EVEN AN OPTION FOR A MOVIE.

523. BECOMES A SURPRISE BEST SELLER. IT'S EVEN AN OPTION FOR A MOVIE. OOH THEN YEAH.

524. IT'S EVEN AN OPTION FOR A MOVIE. OOH THEN YEAH. YEAH, NO I GET IT NOW.

525. OOH THEN YEAH. YEAH, NO I GET IT NOW.

526. YEAH, NO I GET IT NOW. DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR

527. DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR YOUR SECOND WIFE, BRIAN?

528. DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR YOUR SECOND WIFE, BRIAN? SURE.

529. YOUR SECOND WIFE, BRIAN? SURE. HI.

530. SURE. HI. WHAT KIND OF THINGS ARE YOU

531. HI. WHAT KIND OF THINGS ARE YOU INTERESTED IN?

532. WHAT KIND OF THINGS ARE YOU INTERESTED IN? HORSES.

533. INTERESTED IN? HORSES. OH, YEAH.

534. HORSES. OH, YEAH. YEAH, HORSES ARE COOL, YEAH.

535. OH, YEAH. YEAH, HORSES ARE COOL, YEAH. OKAY.

536. YEAH, HORSES ARE COOL, YEAH. OKAY. WELL, I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN

537. OKAY. WELL, I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN IN 20 YEARS.

538. WELL, I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN IN 20 YEARS. ACTUALLY, IT'S SEVEN.

539. IN 20 YEARS. ACTUALLY, IT'S SEVEN.

540. ACTUALLY, IT'S SEVEN. UP NEXT IS STEVE FROM PALO ALTO.

541. UP NEXT IS STEVE FROM PALO ALTO. EXCITED TO BE HERE, STEVE?

542. UP NEXT IS STEVE FROM PALO ALTO. EXCITED TO BE HERE, STEVE? I WAS BEFORE, BUT NOW I'M

543. EXCITED TO BE HERE, STEVE? I WAS BEFORE, BUT NOW I'M NOT.

544. I WAS BEFORE, BUT NOW I'M NOT. GREAT!

545. NOT. GREAT! I UNDERSTAND YOUR WIFE ELAINE IS

546. GREAT! I UNDERSTAND YOUR WIFE ELAINE IS ALSO HERE.

547. I UNDERSTAND YOUR WIFE ELAINE IS ALSO HERE. YEAH, I THOUGHT THIS WAS A

548. ALSO HERE. YEAH, I THOUGHT THIS WAS A HOME MAKEOVER SHOW.

549. YEAH, I THOUGHT THIS WAS A HOME MAKEOVER SHOW. IN A WAY IT IS.

550. HOME MAKEOVER SHOW. IN A WAY IT IS.

551. IN A WAY IT IS. OKAY, STEVE, LET'S MEET YOUR

552. OKAY, STEVE, LET'S MEET YOUR SECOND WIFE.

553. SECOND WIFE. THIS IS STACY.

554. THIS IS STACY. OH, NO!

555. OH, NO! HOW MANY YEARS OLD ARE YOU,

556. HOW MANY YEARS OLD ARE YOU, STACY?

557. HOW MANY YEARS OLD ARE YOU, STACY? OH!

558. STACY? OH! THAT IS FIVE FINGERS.

559. OH! THAT IS FIVE FINGERS. I BELIEVE SHE'S TRYING TO SAY

560. THAT IS FIVE FINGERS. I BELIEVE SHE'S TRYING TO SAY SHE'S FIVE.

561. I BELIEVE SHE'S TRYING TO SAY SHE'S FIVE. WELL, STACY MAY STILL BE

562. SHE'S FIVE. WELL, STACY MAY STILL BE LEARNING HER NUMBERS, BUT ONE

563. WELL, STACY MAY STILL BE LEARNING HER NUMBERS, BUT ONE DAY SHE WILL BE YOUR SECOND

564. LEARNING HER NUMBERS, BUT ONE DAY SHE WILL BE YOUR SECOND WIFE.

565. DAY SHE WILL BE YOUR SECOND WIFE. WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IS

566. WIFE. WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IS STACY WILL APPLY FOR AN

567. WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IS STACY WILL APPLY FOR AN INTERNSHIP AT YOUR COMPANY.

568. STACY WILL APPLY FOR AN INTERNSHIP AT YOUR COMPANY. WHICH SHE WILL HEAR ABOUT

569. INTERNSHIP AT YOUR COMPANY. WHICH SHE WILL HEAR ABOUT FROM A COLLEGE ROOMMATE WHO IS

570. WHICH SHE WILL HEAR ABOUT FROM A COLLEGE ROOMMATE WHO IS ALSO — YOU GUESSED IT — YOUR

571. FROM A COLLEGE ROOMMATE WHO IS ALSO — YOU GUESSED IT — YOUR DAUGHTER.

572. ALSO — YOU GUESSED IT — YOUR DAUGHTER. WELL, THAT'S KIND OF NICE,

573. DAUGHTER. WELL, THAT'S KIND OF NICE, RIGHT?

574. WELL, THAT'S KIND OF NICE, RIGHT? THAT WAY SHE AND MY DAUGHTER CAN

575. RIGHT? THAT WAY SHE AND MY DAUGHTER CAN STAY FRIENDS.

576. THAT WAY SHE AND MY DAUGHTER CAN STAY FRIENDS. OH, YEAH, YOUR DAUGHTER IS

577. STAY FRIENDS. OH, YEAH, YOUR DAUGHTER IS GOING TO LOVE IT.

578. OH, YEAH, YOUR DAUGHTER IS GOING TO LOVE IT.

579. GOING TO LOVE IT. YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS

580. YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

581. YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. I'M NOT LEAVING ELAINE.

582. RIDICULOUS. I'M NOT LEAVING ELAINE. YOU'RE RIGHT.

583. I'M NOT LEAVING ELAINE. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU WON'T.

584. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU WON'T. SADLY, ELAINE WILL PASS AWAY IN

585. YOU WON'T. SADLY, ELAINE WILL PASS AWAY IN A TRAGIC KAYAKING ACCIDENT.

586. SADLY, ELAINE WILL PASS AWAY IN A TRAGIC KAYAKING ACCIDENT. WHAT?

587. A TRAGIC KAYAKING ACCIDENT. WHAT? SORRY, ELAINE.

588. WHAT? SORRY, ELAINE. WE DON'T MAKE THE FUTURE, WE

589. SORRY, ELAINE. WE DON'T MAKE THE FUTURE, WE JUST KNOW IT.

590. WE DON'T MAKE THE FUTURE, WE JUST KNOW IT. NEXT UP, WE'VE GOT TOBY FROM

591. JUST KNOW IT. NEXT UP, WE'VE GOT TOBY FROM BOSTON.

592. NEXT UP, WE'VE GOT TOBY FROM BOSTON.

593. BOSTON. AND TOBY, YOU'RE HERE TONIGHT

594. AND TOBY, YOU'RE HERE TONIGHT WITH YOUR WIFE OF 20 YEARS,

595. AND TOBY, YOU'RE HERE TONIGHT WITH YOUR WIFE OF 20 YEARS, DEANNA.

596. WITH YOUR WIFE OF 20 YEARS, DEANNA. THAT'S RIGHT.

597. DEANNA. THAT'S RIGHT. HEY, BABY.

598. THAT'S RIGHT. HEY, BABY.

599. HEY, BABY. OKAY.

600. OKAY. TOBY, LET'S MEET YOUR SECOND

601. OKAY. TOBY, LET'S MEET YOUR SECOND WIFE.

602. TOBY, LET'S MEET YOUR SECOND WIFE. DON'T BE WHITE, DON'T BE

603. WIFE. DON'T BE WHITE, DON'T BE WHITE, DON'T BE WHITE, DON'T BE

604. DON'T BE WHITE, DON'T BE WHITE, DON'T BE WHITE, DON'T BE WHITE.

605. WHITE. OH, SON OF A —

606. OH, SON OF A — YOU ARE A DEAD MAN, TOBY. TOBY, THIS IS ALICIA.

607. YOU ARE A DEAD MAN, TOBY. TOBY, THIS IS ALICIA. SHE IS CURRENTLY A SOPHOMORE AT

608. TOBY, THIS IS ALICIA. SHE IS CURRENTLY A SOPHOMORE AT RUTGERS.

609. SHE IS CURRENTLY A SOPHOMORE AT RUTGERS. WELL, THAT'S NOT THAT BAD.

610. RUTGERS. WELL, THAT'S NOT THAT BAD. I MEAN, THE OTHER ONES WAS

611. WELL, THAT'S NOT THAT BAD. I MEAN, THE OTHER ONES WAS YOUNGER, RIGHT?

612. I MEAN, THE OTHER ONES WAS YOUNGER, RIGHT? SLOW DOWN.

613. YOUNGER, RIGHT? SLOW DOWN. SEE, ALICIA HAS A SERIOUS

614. SLOW DOWN. SEE, ALICIA HAS A SERIOUS BOYFRIEND.

615. SEE, ALICIA HAS A SERIOUS BOYFRIEND. AND SHE JUST FOUND OUT SHE'S

616. BOYFRIEND. AND SHE JUST FOUND OUT SHE'S THREE MONTHS PREGNANT WITH, YOU

617. AND SHE JUST FOUND OUT SHE'S THREE MONTHS PREGNANT WITH, YOU GUESSED IT, YOUR SECOND WIFE.

618. THREE MONTHS PREGNANT WITH, YOU GUESSED IT, YOUR SECOND WIFE. LET'S SHOW TOBY THE SONOGRAM.

619. GUESSED IT, YOUR SECOND WIFE. LET'S SHOW TOBY THE SONOGRAM.

620. LET'S SHOW TOBY THE SONOGRAM. ALREADY A BEAUTY.

621. ALREADY A BEAUTY. QUICK QUESTION.

622. ALREADY A BEAUTY. QUICK QUESTION. DOES THE SHOW PROVIDE OVERNIGHT

623. QUICK QUESTION. DOES THE SHOW PROVIDE OVERNIGHT LODGING WHERE I CAN STAY

624. DOES THE SHOW PROVIDE OVERNIGHT LODGING WHERE I CAN STAY INDEFINITELY?

625. LODGING WHERE I CAN STAY INDEFINITELY? NO, BUT ALL OF TODAY'S

626. INDEFINITELY? NO, BUT ALL OF TODAY'S CONTESTANTS ARE GOING HOME WITH

627. NO, BUT ALL OF TODAY'S CONTESTANTS ARE GOING HOME WITH A FABULOUS PRIZE, A NEW KAYAK!

628. CONTESTANTS ARE GOING HOME WITH A FABULOUS PRIZE, A NEW KAYAK! I KNOW I SHOULDN'T, BUT

629. A FABULOUS PRIZE, A NEW KAYAK! I KNOW I SHOULDN'T, BUT THEY'RE SO FUN.

630. I KNOW I SHOULDN'T, BUT THEY'RE SO FUN. THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE

631. THEY'RE SO FUN. THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE TODAY.

632. THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE TODAY. JOIN US NEXT TIME ON —

633. TODAY. JOIN US NEXT TIME ON — "MEET YOUR SECOND WIFE."

634. JOIN US NEXT TIME ON — "MEET YOUR SECOND WIFE."

635. THIS CHRISTMAS, YOU'VE GOT TO

636. THIS CHRISTMAS, YOU'VE GOT TO GET A HOVERBOARD. I JUST THINK, AND IT GOES

637. GET A HOVERBOARD. I JUST THINK, AND IT GOES WHEREVER I WANT.

638. I JUST THINK, AND IT GOES WHEREVER I WANT. OR I COULD DO SWEET SPINS.

639. WHEREVER I WANT. OR I COULD DO SWEET SPINS. THEY'RE THE HOTTEST GIFTS OF

640. OR I COULD DO SWEET SPINS. THEY'RE THE HOTTEST GIFTS OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON.

641. THEY'RE THE HOTTEST GIFTS OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON. AND NOW THEY'RE LITERALLY THE

642. THE HOLIDAY SEASON. AND NOW THEY'RE LITERALLY THE HOTTEST BECAUSE THEY ALSO

643. AND NOW THEY'RE LITERALLY THE HOTTEST BECAUSE THEY ALSO EXPLODE!

644. HOTTEST BECAUSE THEY ALSO EXPLODE!

645. EXPLODE! SICK!

646. SICK! IT COULD BE PLUGGED IN —

647. SICK! IT COULD BE PLUGGED IN —

648. IT COULD BE PLUGGED IN — YOU COULD BE RIDING IT —

649. YOU COULD BE RIDING IT — OR IT COULD JUST BE SITTING

650. YOU COULD BE RIDING IT — OR IT COULD JUST BE SITTING THERE.

651. OR IT COULD JUST BE SITTING THERE.

652. THERE. KNEW IT!

653. KNEW IT! BUT HOW DO THEY EXPLODE SO

654. KNEW IT! BUT HOW DO THEY EXPLODE SO WELL?

655. BUT HOW DO THEY EXPLODE SO WELL? SIMPLE!

656. WELL? SIMPLE! WE TAKE A BATTERY FROM A 90S

657. SIMPLE! WE TAKE A BATTERY FROM A 90S CELL PHONE AND MAKE IT POWER A

658. WE TAKE A BATTERY FROM A 90S CELL PHONE AND MAKE IT POWER A MOTOR DESIGNED FOR A SMALL CAR.

659. CELL PHONE AND MAKE IT POWER A MOTOR DESIGNED FOR A SMALL CAR. AND SINCE HOVERBOARDS ARE BANNED

660. MOTOR DESIGNED FOR A SMALL CAR. AND SINCE HOVERBOARDS ARE BANNED FROM STREETS AND SIDEWALKS,

661. AND SINCE HOVERBOARDS ARE BANNED FROM STREETS AND SIDEWALKS, THEY'RE PERFECT FOR RIDING IN

662. FROM STREETS AND SIDEWALKS, THEY'RE PERFECT FOR RIDING IN YOUR HOUSE.

663. THEY'RE PERFECT FOR RIDING IN YOUR HOUSE. OR IN A DIFFERENT ROOM OF YOUR

664. YOUR HOUSE. OR IN A DIFFERENT ROOM OF YOUR HOUSE.

665. OR IN A DIFFERENT ROOM OF YOUR HOUSE. PLUS, THERE'S NO LAME ASS

666. HOUSE. PLUS, THERE'S NO LAME ASS WARRANTY.

667. PLUS, THERE'S NO LAME ASS WARRANTY. THERE'S JUST A REALLY DOPE

668. WARRANTY. THERE'S JUST A REALLY DOPE WARNING.

669. THERE'S JUST A REALLY DOPE WARNING. HEY, LOOK!

670. WARNING. HEY, LOOK! EVEN GRANDPA'S GETTING IN ON THE

671. HEY, LOOK! EVEN GRANDPA'S GETTING IN ON THE ACTION.

672. EVEN GRANDPA'S GETTING IN ON THE ACTION. LOOK AT ME!

673. ACTION. LOOK AT ME! I'M DOING IT!

674. LOOK AT ME! I'M DOING IT!

675. I'M DOING IT! SO THIS CHRISTMAS GIVE THE

676. SO THIS CHRISTMAS GIVE THE GIFT THAT SAYS "I HATE WALKING,

677. SO THIS CHRISTMAS GIVE THE GIFT THAT SAYS "I HATE WALKING, BUT I LOVE FIRE!"

678. GIFT THAT SAYS "I HATE WALKING, BUT I LOVE FIRE!" OH, AND VERY OCCASIONALLY,

679. BUT I LOVE FIRE!" OH, AND VERY OCCASIONALLY, HOVERBOARDS MAY ACCELERATE FROM

680. OH, AND VERY OCCASIONALLY, HOVERBOARDS MAY ACCELERATE FROM ZERO TO 80 IN FOUR SECONDS.

681. HOVERBOARDS MAY ACCELERATE FROM ZERO TO 80 IN FOUR SECONDS. WAIT.

682. ZERO TO 80 IN FOUR SECONDS. WAIT. WHAT?

683. WAIT. WHAT?

684. WHAT? HOVERBOARDS.

685. HOVERBOARDS. NO LONGER SOLD AT AMAZON,

686. HOVERBOARDS. NO LONGER SOLD AT AMAZON, WALMART, TARGET, AND RADIO

687. NO LONGER SOLD AT AMAZON, WALMART, TARGET, AND RADIO SHACK.

688. WALMART, TARGET, AND RADIO SHACK. MANUFACTURED BY THE GOOD PEOPLE

689. SHACK. MANUFACTURED BY THE GOOD PEOPLE AT KIDS CREW.

690. MANUFACTURED BY THE GOOD PEOPLE AT KIDS CREW. KIDS CREW!

691. AT KIDS CREW. KIDS CREW! THE SAME PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT

692. KIDS CREW! THE SAME PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU PLANE LASERS!

693. THE SAME PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU PLANE LASERS! LASERS KIDS CAN SHOOT AT PLANES!

694. YOU PLANE LASERS! LASERS KIDS CAN SHOOT AT PLANES! TRY TO BLIND A PILOT.

695. LASERS KIDS CAN SHOOT AT PLANES! TRY TO BLIND A PILOT.

696. TRY TO BLIND A PILOT.

697. SARAH!

698. SARAH! COME BACK. WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

699. COME BACK. WHY ARE YOU CRYING? BECAUSE I THINK I'M A

700. WHY ARE YOU CRYING? BECAUSE I THINK I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON.

701. BECAUSE I THINK I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON. I'M LESBIAN.

702. TERRIBLE PERSON. I'M LESBIAN.

703. I'M LESBIAN. LESBIAN?

704. LESBIAN? IT'S OKAY.

705. LESBIAN? IT'S OKAY. I KNEW.

706. IT'S OKAY. I KNEW. YOU KNEW?

707. I KNEW. YOU KNEW? HOW?

708. YOU KNEW? HOW? BECAUSE I'M THE SAME.

709. HOW? BECAUSE I'M THE SAME. COULD YOU KISS ME?

710. BECAUSE I'M THE SAME. COULD YOU KISS ME? CUT!

711. COULD YOU KISS ME? CUT! EXCELLENT WORK, YOU TWO.

712. CUT! EXCELLENT WORK, YOU TWO. THAT WAS GREAT.

713. EXCELLENT WORK, YOU TWO. THAT WAS GREAT. IT COULDN'T BE BETTER.

714. THAT WAS GREAT. IT COULDN'T BE BETTER. ANY NOTES?

715. IT COULDN'T BE BETTER. ANY NOTES? IT NEEDS TO BE MUCH BETTER.

716. ANY NOTES? IT NEEDS TO BE MUCH BETTER.

717. IT NEEDS TO BE MUCH BETTER. SO HOW DO WE DO THIS?

718. SO HOW DO WE DO THIS? I KNOW HOW HARD SCENES LIKE THIS

719. SO HOW DO WE DO THIS? I KNOW HOW HARD SCENES LIKE THIS CAN BE.

720. I KNOW HOW HARD SCENES LIKE THIS CAN BE. I HAD A RECURRING ROLE ON "THE

721. CAN BE. I HAD A RECURRING ROLE ON "THE JEFFERSONS" ONCE.

722. I HAD A RECURRING ROLE ON "THE JEFFERSONS" ONCE. THE '70s SITCOM?

723. JEFFERSONS" ONCE. THE '70s SITCOM? HOW OLD ARE YOU?

724. THE '70s SITCOM? HOW OLD ARE YOU? YOU KNOW, I HAD HEARD YOU

725. HOW OLD ARE YOU? YOU KNOW, I HAD HEARD YOU WERE A BITCH.

726. YOU KNOW, I HAD HEARD YOU WERE A BITCH.

727. WERE A BITCH. AND I LIKE THAT.

728. AND I LIKE THAT. NO, I DID FIVE SEASONS ON "THE

729. AND I LIKE THAT. NO, I DID FIVE SEASONS ON "THE JEFFERSONS" AND THEY REALLY KNEW

730. NO, I DID FIVE SEASONS ON "THE JEFFERSONS" AND THEY REALLY KNEW HOW TO NAIL AN EMOTIONAL MOMENT.

731. JEFFERSONS" AND THEY REALLY KNEW HOW TO NAIL AN EMOTIONAL MOMENT. CASEY, REMEMBER THE MOVIE WAS

732. HOW TO NAIL AN EMOTIONAL MOMENT. CASEY, REMEMBER THE MOVIE WAS SET IN THE '40s, SO WHEN SHE

733. CASEY, REMEMBER THE MOVIE WAS SET IN THE '40s, SO WHEN SHE TELLS YOU SHE LIKES WOMEN,

734. SET IN THE '40s, SO WHEN SHE TELLS YOU SHE LIKES WOMEN, THAT'S VERY SHOCKING.

735. TELLS YOU SHE LIKES WOMEN, THAT'S VERY SHOCKING. WE NEED TO SEE THAT HIT YOU.

736. THAT'S VERY SHOCKING. WE NEED TO SEE THAT HIT YOU. REPEAT YOUR LAST LINE.

737. WE NEED TO SEE THAT HIT YOU. REPEAT YOUR LAST LINE. SURE.

738. REPEAT YOUR LAST LINE. SURE. I'M LESBIAN.

739. SURE. I'M LESBIAN.

740. I'M LESBIAN. LESBIAN?

741. LESBIAN?

742. LESBIAN? DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

743. DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? YES.

744. DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? YES. BUT THIS IS A DELICATE PERIOD

745. YES. BUT THIS IS A DELICATE PERIOD DRAMA.

746. BUT THIS IS A DELICATE PERIOD DRAMA. I'M NOT SURE THAT I WOULD GIVE

747. DRAMA. I'M NOT SURE THAT I WOULD GIVE IT THAT MUCH.

748. I'M NOT SURE THAT I WOULD GIVE IT THAT MUCH. WELL TRUST ME, JUST TRY ONE

749. IT THAT MUCH. WELL TRUST ME, JUST TRY ONE LIKE THIS.

750. WELL TRUST ME, JUST TRY ONE LIKE THIS. PICTURE THAT YOU ARE

751. LIKE THIS. PICTURE THAT YOU ARE WATCHING A VERY FAST TENNIS

752. PICTURE THAT YOU ARE WATCHING A VERY FAST TENNIS MATCH AND THEN SUDDENLY THE NET

753. WATCHING A VERY FAST TENNIS MATCH AND THEN SUDDENLY THE NET FALLS DOWN, AND YOU WATCH IT GO,

754. MATCH AND THEN SUDDENLY THE NET FALLS DOWN, AND YOU WATCH IT GO, AND THEN YOU SAY YOUR LINE,

755. FALLS DOWN, AND YOU WATCH IT GO, AND THEN YOU SAY YOUR LINE, LESBIAN!

756. AND THEN YOU SAY YOUR LINE, LESBIAN! OKAY, LET'S DO IT.

757. LESBIAN! OKAY, LET'S DO IT. SARAH'S DESIRE, SCENE 17,

758. OKAY, LET'S DO IT. SARAH'S DESIRE, SCENE 17, TAKE TWO.

759. SARAH'S DESIRE, SCENE 17, TAKE TWO. AND, ACTION!

760. TAKE TWO. AND, ACTION! SARAH, WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

761. AND, ACTION! SARAH, WHY ARE YOU CRYING? BECAUSE I THINK I'M A

762. SARAH, WHY ARE YOU CRYING? BECAUSE I THINK I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON.

763. BECAUSE I THINK I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON. I'M LESBIAN.

764. TERRIBLE PERSON. I'M LESBIAN.

765. I'M LESBIAN. A LESBIAN?

766. A LESBIAN?

767. A LESBIAN? IT'S OKAY, I KNEW.

768. IT'S OKAY, I KNEW. CUT!

769. IT'S OKAY, I KNEW. CUT! HOW DID THAT FEEL?

770. CUT! HOW DID THAT FEEL? WRONG.

771. HOW DID THAT FEEL? WRONG. IT LOOKS RIGHT ON CAMERA.

772. WRONG. IT LOOKS RIGHT ON CAMERA. JANELLE, YOU CAN DO THIS, TOO.

773. IT LOOKS RIGHT ON CAMERA. JANELLE, YOU CAN DO THIS, TOO. WHEN SHE TELLS YOU THAT SHE

774. JANELLE, YOU CAN DO THIS, TOO. WHEN SHE TELLS YOU THAT SHE KNOWS THAT IS A BIG SURPRISE.

775. WHEN SHE TELLS YOU THAT SHE KNOWS THAT IS A BIG SURPRISE. I THINK IT'S MORE QUIET

776. KNOWS THAT IS A BIG SURPRISE. I THINK IT'S MORE QUIET RELIEF.

777. I THINK IT'S MORE QUIET RELIEF. NO, NO, NO, QUIET NEVER

778. RELIEF. NO, NO, NO, QUIET NEVER WORKS.

779. NO, NO, NO, QUIET NEVER WORKS. HERE, TAKE ME.

780. WORKS. HERE, TAKE ME. GIVE ME THAT LINE.

781. HERE, TAKE ME. GIVE ME THAT LINE. IT'S OKAY.

782. GIVE ME THAT LINE. IT'S OKAY. I KNEW.

783. IT'S OKAY. I KNEW.

784. I KNEW. YOU KNEW?

785. YOU KNEW?

786. YOU KNEW? THERE'S NO WAY I'M DOING

787. THERE'S NO WAY I'M DOING THAT.

788. THERE'S NO WAY I'M DOING THAT. I THINK YOU CAN.

789. THAT. I THINK YOU CAN. THAT'S WHY I CAST YOU.

790. I THINK YOU CAN. THAT'S WHY I CAST YOU. JUST IMAGINE THAT YOU HAVE TEN

791. THAT'S WHY I CAST YOU. JUST IMAGINE THAT YOU HAVE TEN HOT TATER TOTS IN YOUR MOUTH,

792. JUST IMAGINE THAT YOU HAVE TEN HOT TATER TOTS IN YOUR MOUTH, AND YOU HAVE TO SHAKE THEM OUT,

793. HOT TATER TOTS IN YOUR MOUTH, AND YOU HAVE TO SHAKE THEM OUT, AND THEN SAY YOUR LINES.

794. AND YOU HAVE TO SHAKE THEM OUT, AND THEN SAY YOUR LINES. I'LL GIVE IT A TRY.

795. AND THEN SAY YOUR LINES. I'LL GIVE IT A TRY. SOUND LESS EXCITED.

796. I'LL GIVE IT A TRY. SOUND LESS EXCITED. OKAY, LET'S PUT THE TWO

797. SOUND LESS EXCITED. OKAY, LET'S PUT THE TWO TOGETHER, SHALL WE?

798. OKAY, LET'S PUT THE TWO TOGETHER, SHALL WE? SARAH'S DESIRE, SCENE 17,

799. TOGETHER, SHALL WE? SARAH'S DESIRE, SCENE 17, TAKE 3.

800. SARAH'S DESIRE, SCENE 17, TAKE 3. ACTION.

801. ACTION. SARAH, WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

802. SARAH, WHY ARE YOU CRYING? BECAUSE I'M LESBIAN.

803. BECAUSE I'M LESBIAN. LESBIAN?

804. LESBIAN? IT'S OKAY, I KNEW.

805. LESBIAN? IT'S OKAY, I KNEW.

806. IT'S OKAY, I KNEW. YOU KNEW?

807. YOU KNEW? HOW?

808. YOU KNEW? HOW? BECAUSE I AM THE SAME.

809. HOW? BECAUSE I AM THE SAME. CUT!

810. BECAUSE I AM THE SAME. CUT! VERY CLOSE.

811. CUT! VERY CLOSE.

812. VERY CLOSE. JANELLE, WHEN CASEY SAYS SHE'S

813. JANELLE, WHEN CASEY SAYS SHE'S THE SAME, I WANT YOU TO SPIT OUT

814. JANELLE, WHEN CASEY SAYS SHE'S THE SAME, I WANT YOU TO SPIT OUT THE COCKTAIL YOU'RE DRINKING.

815. THE SAME, I WANT YOU TO SPIT OUT THE COCKTAIL YOU'RE DRINKING. CASEY, WHEN JANELLE SAYS "KISS

816. THE COCKTAIL YOU'RE DRINKING. CASEY, WHEN JANELLE SAYS "KISS ME," THAT IS THE BEST NEWS THAT

817. CASEY, WHEN JANELLE SAYS "KISS ME," THAT IS THE BEST NEWS THAT YOU'VE HEARD ALL DAY, SO YOU

818. ME," THAT IS THE BEST NEWS THAT YOU'VE HEARD ALL DAY, SO YOU NEED TO DO A GEORGE JEFFERSON

819. YOU'VE HEARD ALL DAY, SO YOU NEED TO DO A GEORGE JEFFERSON DANCE, OKAY?

820. NEED TO DO A GEORGE JEFFERSON DANCE, OKAY? ARE WE GOOD?

821. DANCE, OKAY? ARE WE GOOD? NO.

822. ARE WE GOOD? NO. LET'S GO!

823. NO. LET'S GO! SARAH'S DESIRE, SCENE 17,

824. LET'S GO! SARAH'S DESIRE, SCENE 17, TAKE 4.

825. SARAH'S DESIRE, SCENE 17, TAKE 4. ACTION!

826. TAKE 4. ACTION! I THINK I'M A TERRIBLE

827. ACTION! I THINK I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON.

828. I THINK I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON. I'M A LESBIAN.

829. PERSON. I'M A LESBIAN.

830. I'M A LESBIAN. A LESBIAN?

831. A LESBIAN? IT'S OKAY, I KNEW.

832. A LESBIAN? IT'S OKAY, I KNEW.

833. IT'S OKAY, I KNEW. YOU KNEW?

834. YOU KNEW? HOW?

835. YOU KNEW? HOW? BECAUSE!

836. HOW? BECAUSE! I AM THE SAME!

837. BECAUSE! I AM THE SAME!

838. I AM THE SAME! COULD YOU KISS ME?

839. COULD YOU KISS ME? OH, YEAH!

840. COULD YOU KISS ME? OH, YEAH!

841. OH, YEAH! CUT!

842. CUT! GREAT!

843. CUT! GREAT! OH, THIS IS SUCH AN IMPORTANT

844. GREAT! OH, THIS IS SUCH AN IMPORTANT FILM FOR WOMEN.

845. OH, THIS IS SUCH AN IMPORTANT FILM FOR WOMEN.

846. FILM FOR WOMEN. I'M SO GLAD THAT WE ARE TAKING

847. I'M SO GLAD THAT WE ARE TAKING OUR TIME TO GET IT RIGHT.

848. I'M SO GLAD THAT WE ARE TAKING OUR TIME TO GET IT RIGHT. ON THIS NEXT TAKE, I THINK

849. OUR TIME TO GET IT RIGHT. ON THIS NEXT TAKE, I THINK THAT — WHERE ARE THEY?

850. ON THIS NEXT TAKE, I THINK THAT — WHERE ARE THEY? I DON'T KNOW, THEY LEFT.

851. THAT — WHERE ARE THEY? I DON'T KNOW, THEY LEFT.

852. I DON'T KNOW, THEY LEFT. SEE, I CAN DO IT, TOO.

853. SEE, I CAN DO IT, TOO. IT'S NOT VERY HARD.

854. SEE, I CAN DO IT, TOO. IT'S NOT VERY HARD. > LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

855. IT'S NOT VERY HARD. > LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE E

856. > LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE E STREET BAND!

857. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE E STREET BAND!

858. ♪ HEY GIRL I'M CALLING

859. ALL STATIONS BLOWING DOWN THE WIDENED NIGHT I'M SINGING THROUGH THESE

860. I'M SINGING THROUGH THESE POWER LINES ♪ ♪ AND I'M RUNNING ON TIME

861. POWER LINES ♪ ♪ AND I'M RUNNING ON TIME AND FEELING ALRIGHT

862. SKIPPING OVER THE CURVES IN THE AIR ♪ ♪ REACHING TO SEE IF YOU'RE

863. IN THE AIR ♪ ♪ REACHING TO SEE IF YOU'RE OUT THERE

864. OUT THERE COMING ACROSS YOUR RADIO STATION

865. STATION CALLING OUT NATION TO NATION ♪ ♪ IF YOU CAN HEAR ME THEN

866. CALLING OUT NATION TO NATION ♪ ♪ IF YOU CAN HEAR ME THEN SAY ALRIGHT

867. MEET ME IN THE CITY TONIGHT ♪ ♪ I WAS BUSTED FOR FEELING

868. CHARGED WITH DOING THINGS I CAN'T EXPLAIN ♪ ♪ PICKED UP FOR PAROLE

869. I CAN'T EXPLAIN ♪ ♪ PICKED UP FOR PAROLE VIOLATION

870. LOCKED WITH THE BOYS IN THE SUBWAY STATION ♪ HANDCUFFED ON THE KILLING FLOOR

871. THE SUBWAY STATION ♪ HANDCUFFED ON THE KILLING FLOOR TRANSMITTING FROM BEHIND THESE

872. TRANSMITTING FROM BEHIND THESE JAILHOUSE DOORS ♪ ♪ AND IF YOU'RE SICK

873. JAILHOUSE DOORS ♪ ♪ AND IF YOU'RE SICK IF YOU'RE

874. IF YOU'RE TIRED IF YOU'RE BROKEN CHECK THE LINE CHECK THE TIME

875. TIRED IF YOU'RE BROKEN CHECK THE LINE CHECK THE TIME CHECK THE ACTION

876. CHECK THE ACTION CHECK THE SCORE ♪ ♪ COME AND GET ME IF

877. CHECK THE SCORE ♪ ♪ COME AND GET ME IF I AIN'T RIGHT

878. CITY TONIGHT ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY'S LOST IN ROMANCE

879. DO YOU FEEL THE WAY I FEEL OH I'M JUST SEARCHING GIRL FOR THE BLOOD FOR THE BONE

880. I'M JUST SEARCHING GIRL FOR THE BLOOD FOR THE BONE FOR THE MUSCLE FOR

881. CHARGED WITH DOING THINGS I CAN'T EXPLAIN ♪ ♪ PICKED UP FOR PAROLE

882. I CAN'T EXPLAIN ♪ ♪ PICKED UP FOR PAROLE VIOLATION

883. VIOLATION LOCKED WITH THE BOYS IN THE SUBWAY STATION

884. THE SUBWAY STATION I PUSHED MY WAY THROUGH ♪ ♪ THE HEARTENED CROWD

885. I PUSHED MY WAY THROUGH ♪ ♪ THE HEARTENED CROWD I SHOVED MY WAY THROUGH THE

886. I SHOVED MY WAY THROUGH THE HEARTENED CROWD PAST THE SIGN SAYING THIS

887. PAST THE SIGN SAYING THIS IS NOT ALLOWED ♪ ♪ THE WAY SOMEONES STANDING

888. IS NOT ALLOWED ♪ ♪ THE WAY SOMEONES STANDING STRAIGHT

889. STRAIGHT SHOUTING OUT LOUD HANDCUFFED TO THE JAILHOUSE

890. HANDCUFFED TO THE JAILHOUSE DOOR ♪ ♪ TRANSMITTING FROM THE

891. DOOR ♪ ♪ TRANSMITTING FROM THE GALLOW FLOOR

892. GALLOW FLOOR AND IF YOU'RE SICK IF YOU'RE TIRED IF YOU'RE BROKEN

893. TIRED IF YOU'RE BROKEN CHECK THE LINE ♪ ♪ CHECK THE TIME

894. CHECK THE LINE ♪ ♪ CHECK THE TIME CHECK THE ACTION

895. CHECK THE ACTION CHECK THE SCORE IF YOU CAN HOLLER THEN

896. IF YOU CAN HOLLER THEN SAY ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ IF YOU CAN HOLLER THEN

897. SAY ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ IF YOU CAN HOLLER THEN SAY ALL RIGHT

898. SAY ALL RIGHT IF YOU CAN HOLLER THEN SAY ALL RIGHT

899. IF YOU CAN HOLLER THEN SAY ALL RIGHT IF YOU CAN HOLLER THEN

900. IF YOU CAN HOLLER THEN SAY ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ IF YOU CAN HOLLER THEN

901. SAY ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ IF YOU CAN HOLLER THEN SAY ALL RIGHT

902. MEET ME IN THE CITY TONIGHT ♪ ♪ MEET ME IN THE CITY TONIGHT

903. IN THE CITY MEET ME IN THE CITY TONIGHT ♪ ♪ IN THE CITY MEET ME

904. > IT'S "WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH

905. > IT'S "WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE.

906. COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE. HELLO, EVERYONE.

907. HELLO, EVERYONE. WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE."

908. HELLO, EVERYONE. WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE." I AM MICHAEL CHE.

909. WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE." I AM MICHAEL CHE. I'M COLIN JOST.

910. I AM MICHAEL CHE. I'M COLIN JOST. HERE ARES TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES.

911. I'M COLIN JOST. HERE ARES TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES. > POLITICAL EXPERTS ARE SAYING

912. HERE ARES TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES. > POLITICAL EXPERTS ARE SAYING THAT HILLARY CLINTON'S CAMPAIGN

913. > POLITICAL EXPERTS ARE SAYING THAT HILLARY CLINTON'S CAMPAIGN IS HAVING TROUBLE WINNING OVER

914. THAT HILLARY CLINTON'S CAMPAIGN IS HAVING TROUBLE WINNING OVER YOUNGER MILLENNIAL VOTERS MAINLY

915. IS HAVING TROUBLE WINNING OVER YOUNGER MILLENNIAL VOTERS MAINLY BECAUSE IN POLLS MILLENNIAL KEEP

916. YOUNGER MILLENNIAL VOTERS MAINLY BECAUSE IN POLLS MILLENNIAL KEEP CHOOSING THEMSELVES.

917. BECAUSE IN POLLS MILLENNIAL KEEP CHOOSING THEMSELVES.

918. CHOOSING THEMSELVES. > HILLARY'S NOW TRYING TO

919. > HILLARY'S NOW TRYING TO REACH OUT TO MILLENNIALS THOUGH

920. > HILLARY'S NOW TRYING TO REACH OUT TO MILLENNIALS THOUGH WITH HER NEW CAMPAIGN "NETFLIX

921. REACH OUT TO MILLENNIALS THOUGH WITH HER NEW CAMPAIGN "NETFLIX AND HILL."

922. WITH HER NEW CAMPAIGN "NETFLIX AND HILL."

923. AND HILL." > BERNIE SANDERS CAMPAIGN ON

924. > BERNIE SANDERS CAMPAIGN ON FRIDAY CLASHED WITH THE

925. > BERNIE SANDERS CAMPAIGN ON FRIDAY CLASHED WITH THE > AT THE GOP DEBATE

926. FRIDAY CLASHED WITH THE > AT THE GOP DEBATE CHRIS CHRISTIE CRITICIZED

927. > AT THE GOP DEBATE CHRIS CHRISTIE CRITICIZED PRESIDENT OBAMA CALLING HIM A,

928. CHRIS CHRISTIE CRITICIZED PRESIDENT OBAMA CALLING HIM A, "FECKLESS WEAKLING."

929. PRESIDENT OBAMA CALLING HIM A, "FECKLESS WEAKLING." WOAH, SOMEONE GOT A DICTIONARY

930. "FECKLESS WEAKLING." WOAH, SOMEONE GOT A DICTIONARY FOR CHRISTMAS.

931. WOAH, SOMEONE GOT A DICTIONARY FOR CHRISTMAS.

932. FOR CHRISTMAS. > I HAD TO LOOK THAT ONE UP

933. > I HAD TO LOOK THAT ONE UP ACTUALLY.

934. > I HAD TO LOOK THAT ONE UP ACTUALLY. SO, FECKLESS: INEPT, OR

935. ACTUALLY. SO, FECKLESS: INEPT, OR IRRESPONSIBLE.

936. SO, FECKLESS: INEPT, OR IRRESPONSIBLE. WELL, LET'S SEE IT USED IN A

937. IRRESPONSIBLE. WELL, LET'S SEE IT USED IN A SENTENCE.

938. WELL, LET'S SEE IT USED IN A SENTENCE. IT WOULD BE A FECKLESS ATTEMPT

939. SENTENCE. IT WOULD BE A FECKLESS ATTEMPT AT REVENGE TO CLOSE THREE LANES

940. IT WOULD BE A FECKLESS ATTEMPT AT REVENGE TO CLOSE THREE LANES OF A BRIDGE IN NEW JERSEY.

941. AT REVENGE TO CLOSE THREE LANES OF A BRIDGE IN NEW JERSEY.

942. OF A BRIDGE IN NEW JERSEY. GOOD USE.

943. GOOD USE. > THROUGHOUT THE REPUBLICAN

944. GOOD USE. > THROUGHOUT THE REPUBLICAN DEBATE MANY VIEWERS TOOK NOTICE

945. > THROUGHOUT THE REPUBLICAN DEBATE MANY VIEWERS TOOK NOTICE OF AN OFF SCREEN COUGH THAT

946. DEBATE MANY VIEWERS TOOK NOTICE OF AN OFF SCREEN COUGH THAT REPEATEDLY INTERRUPTED

947. OF AN OFF SCREEN COUGH THAT REPEATEDLY INTERRUPTED CANDIDATES' ANSWERS.

948. REPEATEDLY INTERRUPTED CANDIDATES' ANSWERS. NO ONE IS EXACTLY SURE WHERE THE

949. CANDIDATES' ANSWERS. NO ONE IS EXACTLY SURE WHERE THE COUGH CAME FROM, BUT IT'S NOW

950. NO ONE IS EXACTLY SURE WHERE THE COUGH CAME FROM, BUT IT'S NOW POLLING THREE POINTS AHEAD OF

951. COUGH CAME FROM, BUT IT'S NOW POLLING THREE POINTS AHEAD OF RAND PAUL.

952. POLLING THREE POINTS AHEAD OF RAND PAUL.

953. RAND PAUL. > MARCO RUBIO HAS LAUNCHED A

954. > MARCO RUBIO HAS LAUNCHED A NEW CAMPAIGN AD AIMED AT

955. > MARCO RUBIO HAS LAUNCHED A NEW CAMPAIGN AD AIMED AT TRADITIONAL VALUES VOTERS.

956. NEW CAMPAIGN AD AIMED AT TRADITIONAL VALUES VOTERS. SAID TRADITIONAL VALUE VOTERS,

957. TRADITIONAL VALUES VOTERS. SAID TRADITIONAL VALUE VOTERS, "RUBIO?

958. SAID TRADITIONAL VALUE VOTERS, "RUBIO? WHAT'S THAT LIKE ITALIAN?"

959. "RUBIO? WHAT'S THAT LIKE ITALIAN?"

960. WHAT'S THAT LIKE ITALIAN?" > WELL, IT'S ALMOST 2016 AND

961. > WELL, IT'S ALMOST 2016 AND IT'S TIME TO REFLECT ON WHAT

962. > WELL, IT'S ALMOST 2016 AND IT'S TIME TO REFLECT ON WHAT HAPPENED ON SOME OF YOUR

963. IT'S TIME TO REFLECT ON WHAT HAPPENED ON SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS.

964. HAPPENED ON SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS. HERE WITH A DAYTIME DRAMA END OF

965. FAVORITE SHOWS. HERE WITH A DAYTIME DRAMA END OF THE YEAR WRAP-UP IS SOMEBODY'S

966. HERE WITH A DAYTIME DRAMA END OF THE YEAR WRAP-UP IS SOMEBODY'S MOM DEANIE.

967. THE YEAR WRAP-UP IS SOMEBODY'S MOM DEANIE.

968. MOM DEANIE. HI.

969. HI. HOW YOU DOING?

970. HI. HOW YOU DOING? HOW ARE YA.

971. HOW YOU DOING? HOW ARE YA. HI, DEANIE.

972. HOW ARE YA. HI, DEANIE. YEAH, I'M GOOD.

973. HI, DEANIE. YEAH, I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?

974. YEAH, I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?

975. HOW ARE YOU? I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? I'M GOOD.

976. I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? I'M GOOD. I LOVE YOUR SWEATER.

977. I'M GOOD. I LOVE YOUR SWEATER. GOOD.

978. I LOVE YOUR SWEATER. GOOD. THANK YOU.

979. GOOD. THANK YOU. I GOT IT AT A GARAGE SALE, BUT I

980. THANK YOU. I GOT IT AT A GARAGE SALE, BUT I WASHED IT.

981. I GOT IT AT A GARAGE SALE, BUT I WASHED IT. OH, GOOD.

982. WASHED IT. OH, GOOD.

983. OH, GOOD. YOU TWO ARE A RIOT, BY THE

984. YOU TWO ARE A RIOT, BY THE WAY.

985. YOU TWO ARE A RIOT, BY THE WAY. THANKS.

986. WAY. THANKS. LOVE YA.

987. THANKS. LOVE YA. THANKS VERY MUCH.

988. LOVE YA. THANKS VERY MUCH. SO HAS THIS BEEN A GOOD YEAR FOR

989. THANKS VERY MUCH. SO HAS THIS BEEN A GOOD YEAR FOR YOUR SOAPS?

990. SO HAS THIS BEEN A GOOD YEAR FOR YOUR SOAPS? OH, HAVE THEY EVER BEEN

991. YOUR SOAPS? OH, HAVE THEY EVER BEEN GETTING GOOD.

992. OH, HAVE THEY EVER BEEN GETTING GOOD. YEAH.

993. GETTING GOOD. YEAH. OH, MAN.

994. YEAH. OH, MAN. UH-HUH.

995. OH, MAN. UH-HUH. OKAY, SO, YOU KNOW THE WHAT'S

996. UH-HUH. OKAY, SO, YOU KNOW THE WHAT'S HIS NAME OR WHOEVER, YOU KNOW,

997. OKAY, SO, YOU KNOW THE WHAT'S HIS NAME OR WHOEVER, YOU KNOW, MUSTACHE, HIRED THE GUY WHO

998. HIS NAME OR WHOEVER, YOU KNOW, MUSTACHE, HIRED THE GUY WHO LOOKED LIKE RED'S HUSBAND WHILE

999. MUSTACHE, HIRED THE GUY WHO LOOKED LIKE RED'S HUSBAND WHILE PERFECT SKIN WAS TIED TO THE BED

1000. LOOKED LIKE RED'S HUSBAND WHILE PERFECT SKIN WAS TIED TO THE BED ON THE BOATHOUSE.

1001. PERFECT SKIN WAS TIED TO THE BED ON THE BOATHOUSE.

1002. ON THE BOATHOUSE. I'M SORRY, WHO?

1003. I'M SORRY, WHO? YEAH.

1004. I'M SORRY, WHO? YEAH. SO, SEXPOT GETS INVOLVED WITH

1005. YEAH. SO, SEXPOT GETS INVOLVED WITH IT.

1006. SO, SEXPOT GETS INVOLVED WITH IT. AND NOW HIS WIFE, DARK HAIR, IS

1007. IT. AND NOW HIS WIFE, DARK HAIR, IS GONNA BE SO PISSED OFF, SHE'S

1008. AND NOW HIS WIFE, DARK HAIR, IS GONNA BE SO PISSED OFF, SHE'S GONNA KILL MUSTACHE.

1009. GONNA BE SO PISSED OFF, SHE'S GONNA KILL MUSTACHE.

1010. GONNA KILL MUSTACHE. WHO IS MUSTACHE?

1011. WHO IS MUSTACHE? MUSTACHE IS THE RICH ONE, THE

1012. WHO IS MUSTACHE? MUSTACHE IS THE RICH ONE, THE ONE WHO OWNS THE FISH CATERER

1013. MUSTACHE IS THE RICH ONE, THE ONE WHO OWNS THE FISH CATERER WITH THE KIDS.

1014. ONE WHO OWNS THE FISH CATERER WITH THE KIDS. HOTTIE, SEXPOT, AND SKINNY

1015. WITH THE KIDS. HOTTIE, SEXPOT, AND SKINNY MINNIE.

1016. HOTTIE, SEXPOT, AND SKINNY MINNIE.

1017. MINNIE. AND THEN THERE'S PRISS PANTS WHO

1018. AND THEN THERE'S PRISS PANTS WHO HAS THE BIG BOOBS.

1019. AND THEN THERE'S PRISS PANTS WHO HAS THE BIG BOOBS.

1020. HAS THE BIG BOOBS. YEAH.

1021. YEAH. AND DO YOU KNOW NAMES OF ANY OF

1022. YEAH. AND DO YOU KNOW NAMES OF ANY OF THE CHARACTERS?

1023. AND DO YOU KNOW NAMES OF ANY OF THE CHARACTERS? I KIND OF HALF WATCH IT WHILE

1024. THE CHARACTERS? I KIND OF HALF WATCH IT WHILE I'M COLORING IN MY ADULT

1025. I KIND OF HALF WATCH IT WHILE I'M COLORING IN MY ADULT COLORING BOOK.

1026. I'M COLORING IN MY ADULT COLORING BOOK.

1027. COLORING BOOK. IT'S GOOD FOR THE BRAIN.

1028. IT'S GOOD FOR THE BRAIN. YEAH.

1029. IT'S GOOD FOR THE BRAIN. YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU EATING HERE, BY THE

1030. YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU EATING HERE, BY THE WAY?

1031. WHAT ARE YOU EATING HERE, BY THE WAY? OH, I'VE GOT SOME BAKED

1032. WAY? OH, I'VE GOT SOME BAKED SALMON.

1033. OH, I'VE GOT SOME BAKED SALMON. MY FAVORITE PARTS ARE THE SKIN

1034. SALMON. MY FAVORITE PARTS ARE THE SKIN AND THE GRAY PART ALONG THE

1035. MY FAVORITE PARTS ARE THE SKIN AND THE GRAY PART ALONG THE BOTTOM.

1036. AND THE GRAY PART ALONG THE BOTTOM.

1037. BOTTOM.

1038. GREAT.

1039. GREAT. REALLY COOL.

1040. GREAT. REALLY COOL. I'M SORRY.

1041. REALLY COOL. I'M SORRY. IS THE SMELL MAKING YOU HUNGRY?

1042. I'M SORRY. IS THE SMELL MAKING YOU HUNGRY? NO, NOT HUNGRY, NO.

1043. IS THE SMELL MAKING YOU HUNGRY? NO, NOT HUNGRY, NO. SO, BACK TO THE SOAPS.

1044. NO, NOT HUNGRY, NO. SO, BACK TO THE SOAPS. YOU KNOW, I'M AT THE EDGE OF MY

1045. SO, BACK TO THE SOAPS. YOU KNOW, I'M AT THE EDGE OF MY SEAT HERE.

1046. YOU KNOW, I'M AT THE EDGE OF MY SEAT HERE. LET'S RECAP.

1047. SEAT HERE. LET'S RECAP. YEAH.

1048. LET'S RECAP. YEAH. OKAY.

1049. YEAH. OKAY. SO, NO, BUT GET THIS.

1050. OKAY. SO, NO, BUT GET THIS. YEAH.

1051. SO, NO, BUT GET THIS. YEAH. SO, BIG BOOBS WAS SUCKING

1052. YEAH. SO, BIG BOOBS WAS SUCKING THAT SKYSCRAPER FIRE WITH

1053. SO, BIG BOOBS WAS SUCKING THAT SKYSCRAPER FIRE WITH MILITARY DOCTOR WHO HAS THE HOTS

1054. THAT SKYSCRAPER FIRE WITH MILITARY DOCTOR WHO HAS THE HOTS FOR BIG BOOBS.

1055. MILITARY DOCTOR WHO HAS THE HOTS FOR BIG BOOBS. OKAY.

1056. FOR BIG BOOBS. OKAY. NOW, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN

1057. OKAY. NOW, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING THESE SHOWS?

1058. NOW, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING THESE SHOWS? EVERY DAY FOR 40 YEARS.

1059. WATCHING THESE SHOWS? EVERY DAY FOR 40 YEARS.

1060. EVERY DAY FOR 40 YEARS. AND WHICH ONE DO YOU WATCH?

1061. AND WHICH ONE DO YOU WATCH? I WATCH THAT ONE BEFORE THE

1062. AND WHICH ONE DO YOU WATCH? I WATCH THAT ONE BEFORE THE OTHER ONE.

1063. I WATCH THAT ONE BEFORE THE OTHER ONE.

1064. OTHER ONE. IT'S GOT PIANO MUSIC IN THE

1065. IT'S GOT PIANO MUSIC IN THE BEGINNING.

1066. IT'S GOT PIANO MUSIC IN THE BEGINNING. PIANO MUSIC, SO MAYBE "THE

1067. BEGINNING. PIANO MUSIC, SO MAYBE "THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS"?

1068. PIANO MUSIC, SO MAYBE "THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS"? SURE.

1069. YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS"? SURE.

1070. SURE. WHAT DO YOU THINK'S GONNA

1071. WHAT DO YOU THINK'S GONNA HAPPEN?

1072. WHAT DO YOU THINK'S GONNA HAPPEN? WHAT'S IN STORE FOR THE NEW

1073. HAPPEN? WHAT'S IN STORE FOR THE NEW YEAR?

1074. WHAT'S IN STORE FOR THE NEW YEAR? OH, I'M GONNA SIT ON MY ASS

1075. YEAR? OH, I'M GONNA SIT ON MY ASS FOR ABOUT A MONTH AND THEN I'LL

1076. OH, I'M GONNA SIT ON MY ASS FOR ABOUT A MONTH AND THEN I'LL TAKE MY TREE DOWN.

1077. FOR ABOUT A MONTH AND THEN I'LL TAKE MY TREE DOWN. NO, I MEAN —

1078. TAKE MY TREE DOWN. NO, I MEAN —

1079. NO, I MEAN — I MEAN IN THE SOAPS.

1080. I MEAN IN THE SOAPS. WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN IN THE

1081. I MEAN IN THE SOAPS. WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN IN THE SOAPS?

1082. WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN IN THE SOAPS? OH.

1083. SOAPS? OH. OKAY.

1084. OH. OKAY. IT'S GOING TO GET REALLY GOOD

1085. OKAY. IT'S GOING TO GET REALLY GOOD RIGHT BEFORE NEW YEAR'S.

1086. IT'S GOING TO GET REALLY GOOD RIGHT BEFORE NEW YEAR'S. I JUST HOPE THEY DON'T CUT

1087. RIGHT BEFORE NEW YEAR'S. I JUST HOPE THEY DON'T CUT INTOIT WITH SOME STUPID ELECTION

1088. I JUST HOPE THEY DON'T CUT INTOIT WITH SOME STUPID ELECTION NONSENSE BECAUSE COTTON CANDY

1089. INTOIT WITH SOME STUPID ELECTION NONSENSE BECAUSE COTTON CANDY HAD SAID SOMETHING RUDE ABOUT

1090. NONSENSE BECAUSE COTTON CANDY HAD SAID SOMETHING RUDE ABOUT GEPPETTO OR BLOW JOB IN THE

1091. HAD SAID SOMETHING RUDE ABOUT GEPPETTO OR BLOW JOB IN THE WHITE HOUSE'S WIFE.

1092. GEPPETTO OR BLOW JOB IN THE WHITE HOUSE'S WIFE.

1093. WHITE HOUSE'S WIFE. DEANIE, EVERYONE.

1094. DEANIE, EVERYONE. > ACTIVISTS ARE UPSET THAT THE

1095. > ACTIVISTS ARE UPSET THAT THE NAVY HAS NAMED A NEW COMBAT SHIP

1096. > ACTIVISTS ARE UPSET THAT THE NAVY HAS NAMED A NEW COMBAT SHIP AFTER PRESIDENT ANDREW JACKSON,

1097. NAVY HAS NAMED A NEW COMBAT SHIP AFTER PRESIDENT ANDREW JACKSON, SAYING HE WAS PRO-SLAVERY.

1098. AFTER PRESIDENT ANDREW JACKSON, SAYING HE WAS PRO-SLAVERY. YEAH, BUT SO WERE SHIP.

1099. SAYING HE WAS PRO-SLAVERY. YEAH, BUT SO WERE SHIP.

1100. YEAH, BUT SO WERE SHIP. > BILL MAHER IS ACTUALLY A

1101. > BILL MAHER IS ACTUALLY A DISTANT COUSIN.

1102. > BILL MAHER IS ACTUALLY A DISTANT COUSIN. HIS ANCESTOR, A SCREAMING

1103. DISTANT COUSIN. HIS ANCESTOR, A SCREAMING POTATO.

1104. HIS ANCESTOR, A SCREAMING POTATO. > MARTIN SCARELLI HAS ARRESTED

1105. POTATO. > MARTIN SCARELLI HAS ARRESTED FOR A PONZI SCHEME.

1106. > MARTIN SCARELLI HAS ARRESTED FOR A PONZI SCHEME. CONGRATULATIONS.

1107. FOR A PONZI SCHEME. CONGRATULATIONS. IT'S NOT LIKE EVERYONE HAS A

1108. CONGRATULATIONS. IT'S NOT LIKE EVERYONE HAS A SECOND CAREER.

1109. IT'S NOT LIKE EVERYONE HAS A SECOND CAREER. IT'S REALLY HARD TO BE THE MOST

1110. SECOND CAREER. IT'S REALLY HARD TO BE THE MOST HATED MAN IN BOTH FINANCE AND

1111. IT'S REALLY HARD TO BE THE MOST HATED MAN IN BOTH FINANCE AND THE PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY.

1112. HATED MAN IN BOTH FINANCE AND THE PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY. THAT'S LIKE BEING A LEAD SINGER

1113. THE PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY. THAT'S LIKE BEING A LEAD SINGER OF NICKELBACK AND SMASHMOUTH.

1114. THAT'S LIKE BEING A LEAD SINGER OF NICKELBACK AND SMASHMOUTH. MARTIN SCARELLI IS A REAL LIFE

1115. OF NICKELBACK AND SMASHMOUTH. MARTIN SCARELLI IS A REAL LIFE GRINCH.

1116. MARTIN SCARELLI IS A REAL LIFE GRINCH. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

1117. GRINCH. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE ONE DAY HIS HEART WILL

1118. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE ONE DAY HIS HEART WILL GROW THREE SIZES TOO BIG.

1119. MAYBE ONE DAY HIS HEART WILL GROW THREE SIZES TOO BIG. AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO BE THERE

1120. GROW THREE SIZES TOO BIG. AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO BE THERE FOR HIM.

1121. AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO BE THERE FOR HIM. TO JACK UP HIS HEART MEDICINE BY

1122. FOR HIM. TO JACK UP HIS HEART MEDICINE BY 5000%.

1123. TO JACK UP HIS HEART MEDICINE BY 5000%. > A 96-FOOT-TALL CHRISTMAS

1124. 5000%. > A 96-FOOT-TALL CHRISTMAS TREE IN CALIFORNIA WAS DESTROYED

1125. > A 96-FOOT-TALL CHRISTMAS TREE IN CALIFORNIA WAS DESTROYED WHEN IT WAS ENGULFED IN FLAMES.

1126. TREE IN CALIFORNIA WAS DESTROYED WHEN IT WAS ENGULFED IN FLAMES. AUTHORITIES SUSPECT ARSON AND

1127. WHEN IT WAS ENGULFED IN FLAMES. AUTHORITIES SUSPECT ARSON AND ARE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THIS

1128. AUTHORITIES SUSPECT ARSON AND ARE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THIS SUSPECT.

1129. ARE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THIS SUSPECT.

1130. SUSPECT. > NEXT WEEK IS THE HOLIDAY OF

1131. > NEXT WEEK IS THE HOLIDAY OF KWANZA, AND IT'S ONLY CELEBRATED

1132. > NEXT WEEK IS THE HOLIDAY OF KWANZA, AND IT'S ONLY CELEBRATED BY McDONALD'S.

1133. KWANZA, AND IT'S ONLY CELEBRATED BY McDONALD'S. IT STARTS ON DECEMBER 26.

1134. BY McDONALD'S. IT STARTS ON DECEMBER 26. YOU CAN'T FOLLOW CHRISTMAS WITH

1135. IT STARTS ON DECEMBER 26. YOU CAN'T FOLLOW CHRISTMAS WITH A WORST CHRISTMAS.

1136. YOU CAN'T FOLLOW CHRISTMAS WITH A WORST CHRISTMAS. THAT'S LIKE AT THE END OF A

1137. A WORST CHRISTMAS. THAT'S LIKE AT THE END OF A BEYONCE CONCERT SHE GOES, "AND

1138. THAT'S LIKE AT THE END OF A BEYONCE CONCERT SHE GOES, "AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FERGIE."

1139. BEYONCE CONCERT SHE GOES, "AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FERGIE." > A CHURCH IN GERMANY WILL

1140. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FERGIE." > A CHURCH IN GERMANY WILL HOST A "STAR WARS" THEME SERVICE

1141. > A CHURCH IN GERMANY WILL HOST A "STAR WARS" THEME SERVICE ON SUNDAY THAT WILL HIGHLIGHT

1142. HOST A "STAR WARS" THEME SERVICE ON SUNDAY THAT WILL HIGHLIGHT THE PARALLELS BETWEEN SCRIPTURE

1143. ON SUNDAY THAT WILL HIGHLIGHT THE PARALLELS BETWEEN SCRIPTURE AND THE FILM.

1144. THE PARALLELS BETWEEN SCRIPTURE AND THE FILM. AND IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO

1145. AND THE FILM. AND IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO CHURCH IN A WHILE, SPOIL

1146. AND IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO CHURCH IN A WHILE, SPOIL SPOILER ALERT, GOD IS JESUS'

1147. CHURCH IN A WHILE, SPOIL SPOILER ALERT, GOD IS JESUS' FATHER.

1148. SPOILER ALERT, GOD IS JESUS' FATHER. SPOILER.

1149. FATHER. SPOILER. > ZOOKEEPERS IN ENGLAND ARE

1150. SPOILER. > ZOOKEEPERS IN ENGLAND ARE SEARCHING FOR A MONKEY WHO LOST

1151. > ZOOKEEPERS IN ENGLAND ARE SEARCHING FOR A MONKEY WHO LOST A FIGHT WITH OTHER MONKEYS.

1152. SEARCHING FOR A MONKEY WHO LOST A FIGHT WITH OTHER MONKEYS. HE IS WHITE AND GRAY AND ANSWERS

1153. A FIGHT WITH OTHER MONKEYS. HE IS WHITE AND GRAY AND ANSWERS TO THE NAME JEB.

1154. HE IS WHITE AND GRAY AND ANSWERS TO THE NAME JEB. > IT'S OUR CHRISTMAS SHOW AND

1155. TO THE NAME JEB. > IT'S OUR CHRISTMAS SHOW AND WE HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING

1156. > IT'S OUR CHRISTMAS SHOW AND WE HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU GUYS.

1157. WE HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU GUYS. HERE TO TELL OUR LAST FEW

1158. SPECIAL FOR YOU GUYS. HERE TO TELL OUR LAST FEW JOKES FOR 2015, TINA FEY AND AMY

1159. HERE TO TELL OUR LAST FEW JOKES FOR 2015, TINA FEY AND AMY POEHLER!

1160. JOKES FOR 2015, TINA FEY AND AMY POEHLER!

1161. POEHLER! > PARENTS IN CONNECTICUT WERE

1162. > PARENTS IN CONNECTICUT WERE UPSET AFTER ELEMENTARY

1163. > PARENTS IN CONNECTICUT WERE UPSET AFTER ELEMENTARY SCHOOLTEACHER IN HER CLASS

1164. UPSET AFTER ELEMENTARY SCHOOLTEACHER IN HER CLASS CHANGED THE WORDS FROM "SILENT

1165. SCHOOLTEACHER IN HER CLASS CHANGED THE WORDS FROM "SILENT NIGHT" TO SOLSTICE NIGHT."

1166. CHANGED THE WORDS FROM "SILENT NIGHT" TO SOLSTICE NIGHT." WORSE, SHE CHANGED VIRGIN MARY

1167. NIGHT" TO SOLSTICE NIGHT." WORSE, SHE CHANGED VIRGIN MARY TO OVER THE JEANS MARY.

1168. WORSE, SHE CHANGED VIRGIN MARY TO OVER THE JEANS MARY. > SEX CRIMES ON THE SUBWAY,

1169. TO OVER THE JEANS MARY. > SEX CRIMES ON THE SUBWAY, SUCH AS GROPING AND FLASHING,

1170. > SEX CRIMES ON THE SUBWAY, SUCH AS GROPING AND FLASHING, HAVE JUMPED NEARLY 20%.

1171. SUCH AS GROPING AND FLASHING, HAVE JUMPED NEARLY 20%. WHAT CAN I SAY, I HAD A GOOD

1172. HAVE JUMPED NEARLY 20%. WHAT CAN I SAY, I HAD A GOOD YEAR.

1173. WHAT CAN I SAY, I HAD A GOOD YEAR. > HAPPY NEW YEAR!

1174. YEAR. > HAPPY NEW YEAR! FOR WEEKEND UPDATE, I'M AMY

1175. > HAPPY NEW YEAR! FOR WEEKEND UPDATE, I'M AMY POEHLER.

1176. FOR WEEKEND UPDATE, I'M AMY POEHLER. I'M TINA FEY.

1177. POEHLER. I'M TINA FEY. I'M COLIN JOST.

1178. I'M TINA FEY. I'M COLIN JOST. AND I'M MICHAEL CHE.

1179. I'M COLIN JOST. AND I'M MICHAEL CHE. THE FOLLOWING IS A

1180. AND I'M MICHAEL CHE. THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT.

1181. THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT. HELLO.

1182. PAID ADVERTISEMENT. HELLO. I'M CHAD DOUGLAS.

1183. HELLO. I'M CHAD DOUGLAS. AND I'M VICTORIA DOUGLAS.

1184. I'M CHAD DOUGLAS. AND I'M VICTORIA DOUGLAS. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T

1185. AND I'M VICTORIA DOUGLAS. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T REMEMBER, MY WIFE AND I HAD A

1186. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T REMEMBER, MY WIFE AND I HAD A HIT VARIETY SHOW BACK IN THE

1187. REMEMBER, MY WIFE AND I HAD A HIT VARIETY SHOW BACK IN THE '70s.

1188. HIT VARIETY SHOW BACK IN THE '70s. IT WAS CALLED "THE CHAD AND MRS.

1189. '70s. IT WAS CALLED "THE CHAD AND MRS. DOUGLAS SHOW."

1190. '70s. IT WAS CALLED "THE CHAD AND MRS. DOUGLAS SHOW."

1191. IT WAS CALLED "THE CHAD AND MRS. DOUGLAS SHOW." DOUGLAS SHOW."

1192. IT WAS CALLED "THE CHAD AND MRS. DOUGLAS SHOW." DOUGLAS SHOW."

1193. WE LOVED DOING THAT SHOW, AND WE EXTRA LOVE HAND-PICKING SOME OF OUR CHRISTMAS MOMENTS TO

1194. WE EXTRA LOVE HAND-PICKING SOME OF OUR CHRISTMAS MOMENTS TO SHARE WITH YOU THIS HOLIDAY

1195. OF OUR CHRISTMAS MOMENTS TO SHARE WITH YOU THIS HOLIDAY SEASON.

1196. SHARE WITH YOU THIS HOLIDAY SEASON. HERE'S THE MAGNIFICENT LOLA

1197. SEASON. HERE'S THE MAGNIFICENT LOLA FABRE SINGING "THE 12 DAYS OF

1198. HERE'S THE MAGNIFICENT LOLA FABRE SINGING "THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS" AFTER PUTTING 12

1199. FABRE SINGING "THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS" AFTER PUTTING 12 SHOTS OF RUM IN HER EGGNOG.

1200. CHRISTMAS" AFTER PUTTING 12 SHOTS OF RUM IN HER EGGNOG. ♪ ON THE 12th

1201. SHOTS OF RUM IN HER EGGNOG. ♪ ON THE 12th DAY OF CHRISTMAS

1202. DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ♪

1203. MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ♪

1204. ♪ ON THE THIRD

1205. ♪ ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS

1206. DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ♪ ♪ THREE TURTLE DOVES

1207. MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ♪ ♪ THREE TURTLE DOVES TWO GOLDEN RINGS

1208. TWO GOLDEN RINGS THREE OTHER THINGS ♪ ♪ AND A PARTRIDGE

1209. IN A PEAR TREE ♪ THAT'S A LOT OF WORDS.

1210. THAT'S A LOT OF WORDS. HERE HAVE SOME GIFTS

1211. THAT'S A LOT OF WORDS. HERE HAVE SOME GIFTS CHILDREN.

1212. HERE HAVE SOME GIFTS CHILDREN. SORRY FAITH.

1213. CHILDREN. SORRY FAITH.

1214. SORRY FAITH. HERE YOU GO, YOUNG MAN, THAT'S

1215. HERE YOU GO, YOUNG MAN, THAT'S FOR YOU.

1216. HERE YOU GO, YOUNG MAN, THAT'S FOR YOU.

1217. FOR YOU. OH, EXHAUSTED.

1218. OH, EXHAUSTED. ♪ ON ANOTHER DAY FOR

1219. OH, EXHAUSTED. ♪ ON ANOTHER DAY FOR CHRISTMAS, THE MAYOR

1220. CHRISTMAS, THE MAYOR GAVE TO ME ♪

1221. GAVE TO ME ♪ ♪ FIVE GOLDEN RINGS

1222. ♪ FIVE GOLDEN RINGS MRS. FEBRAY IS GOING UP ON

1223. MRS. FEBRAY IS GOING UP ON THE LYRICS. IT'S VERY HARD TO DO PROPS AND

1224. THE LYRICS. IT'S VERY HARD TO DO PROPS AND WORDS AT THE SAME TIME, KIDS.

1225. IT'S VERY HARD TO DO PROPS AND WORDS AT THE SAME TIME, KIDS. KEEP IT TOGETHER, LOLA, BECAUSE

1226. WORDS AT THE SAME TIME, KIDS. KEEP IT TOGETHER, LOLA, BECAUSE THIS LIL POT BERET FIVE, SIX,

1227. KEEP IT TOGETHER, LOLA, BECAUSE THIS LIL POT BERET FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.

1228. THIS LIL POT BERET FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. AND TOW, AND TOW AND TOW.

1229. SEVEN, EIGHT. AND TOW, AND TOW AND TOW. BACK ON TRACK.

1230. AND TOW, AND TOW AND TOW. BACK ON TRACK. ♪ FIVE BUNYAN RINGS

1231. BACK ON TRACK. ♪ FIVE BUNYAN RINGS ♪ FOUR TWEEZLE DEES

1232. THREE THRONG DOOS TWO TOODLE TUDES ♪

1233. TWO TOODLE TUDES ♪

1234. BYE.

1235. BYE. LOLA CAME ON OUR SHOW MANY,

1236. BYE. LOLA CAME ON OUR SHOW MANY, MANY TIMES.

1237. LOLA CAME ON OUR SHOW MANY, MANY TIMES. LET ME TELL YOU, THAT'S THE BEST

1238. MANY TIMES. LET ME TELL YOU, THAT'S THE BEST SHE EVER DID.

1239. LET ME TELL YOU, THAT'S THE BEST SHE EVER DID. LOLA WAS A GIFTED MESS OF A

1240. SHE EVER DID. LOLA WAS A GIFTED MESS OF A WOMAN.

1241. LOLA WAS A GIFTED MESS OF A WOMAN. OUR NEXT CLIP FEATURES A

1242. WOMAN. OUR NEXT CLIP FEATURES A DISCO DIVA AND PARTY GIRL NAMED

1243. OUR NEXT CLIP FEATURES A DISCO DIVA AND PARTY GIRL NAMED GLORIA WALLACE.

1244. DISCO DIVA AND PARTY GIRL NAMED GLORIA WALLACE. AND BOY, DID SHE LOVE THE WHITE

1245. GLORIA WALLACE. AND BOY, DID SHE LOVE THE WHITE STUFF.

1246. AND BOY, DID SHE LOVE THE WHITE STUFF. YOU MEAN COCAINE?

1247. STUFF. YOU MEAN COCAINE? GOOD GOD, VICTORIA, SHE NEVER

1248. YOU MEAN COCAINE? GOOD GOD, VICTORIA, SHE NEVER SIGNED THE RELEASE.

1249. GOOD GOD, VICTORIA, SHE NEVER SIGNED THE RELEASE. BE COOL.

1250. BE COOL. ♪ OH, THE WEATHER

1251. OUTSIDE IS ♪ LET'S CUT TO THE END. ♪ LET IT SNOW, LET IT

1252. SNOW, LET IT SNOW ♪ ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

1253. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. SOMEBODY CALL JOHNNY.

1254. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. SOMEBODY CALL JOHNNY. I NEED TO GET SOME MORE STUFF.

1255. SOMEBODY CALL JOHNNY. I NEED TO GET SOME MORE STUFF. HERE WE GO.

1256. I NEED TO GET SOME MORE STUFF. HERE WE GO. I GOT TO GO.

1257. HERE WE GO. I GOT TO GO. I GOT A LOT TO DO.

1258. I GOT TO GO. I GOT A LOT TO DO. I HAVE A LOT OF GOOD IDEAS TO

1259. I GOT A LOT TO DO. I HAVE A LOT OF GOOD IDEAS TO TELL SOMEONE.

1260. I HAVE A LOT OF GOOD IDEAS TO TELL SOMEONE.

1261. TELL SOMEONE. I JUST WANT TO SAY WE ALL

1262. I JUST WANT TO SAY WE ALL MISS GLORIA.

1263. I JUST WANT TO SAY WE ALL MISS GLORIA. REMEMBER TO WEAR YOUR SEAT BELT.

1264. MISS GLORIA. REMEMBER TO WEAR YOUR SEAT BELT. AND REMEMBER TO CLOSE YOUR

1265. REMEMBER TO WEAR YOUR SEAT BELT. AND REMEMBER TO CLOSE YOUR CAR DOOR WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING.

1266. AND REMEMBER TO CLOSE YOUR CAR DOOR WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING. THIS NEXT CLIP WAS ALWAYS THE

1267. CAR DOOR WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING. THIS NEXT CLIP WAS ALWAYS THE NUMBER ONE FAVORITE FOR ME AND

1268. THIS NEXT CLIP WAS ALWAYS THE NUMBER ONE FAVORITE FOR ME AND MY WIFE.

1269. NUMBER ONE FAVORITE FOR ME AND MY WIFE. OH.

1270. MY WIFE. OH. WIFE.

1271. OH. WIFE. NOT A COMPLIMENT, JUST WHAT

1272. WIFE. NOT A COMPLIMENT, JUST WHAT YOU ARE.

1273. NOT A COMPLIMENT, JUST WHAT YOU ARE.

1274. YOU ARE. STILL, IT'S SWEET.

1275. STILL, IT'S SWEET. SPEAKING OF SWEET, PLEASE

1276. STILL, IT'S SWEET. SPEAKING OF SWEET, PLEASE ENJOY THIS NEXT CLIP STARRING

1277. SPEAKING OF SWEET, PLEASE ENJOY THIS NEXT CLIP STARRING THE BEAUTIFUL YOUNG ANGIE

1278. ENJOY THIS NEXT CLIP STARRING THE BEAUTIFUL YOUNG ANGIE FRANCIS AND A SPECIAL GUEST.

1279. THE BEAUTIFUL YOUNG ANGIE FRANCIS AND A SPECIAL GUEST. IT'S A REAL TREAT.

1280. FRANCIS AND A SPECIAL GUEST. IT'S A REAL TREAT. ♪ I REALLY CAN'T STAY

1281. IT'S A REAL TREAT. ♪ I REALLY CAN'T STAY ♪ BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE

1282. THIS DRINK ♪ OH WELL IT'S LIKE A VITAMIN FOR WHEN YOU BUMMED OUT THE

1283. OH WELL IT'S LIKE A VITAMIN FOR WHEN YOU BUMMED OUT THE CAREER OR YOUR ENERGY IS SAPPED

1284. FOR WHEN YOU BUMMED OUT THE CAREER OR YOUR ENERGY IS SAPPED THE ALLERGIES OR IS SOMETHING

1285. CAREER OR YOUR ENERGY IS SAPPED THE ALLERGIES OR IS SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO SMILE AND

1286. THE ALLERGIES OR IS SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO SMILE AND YEAH, SOMETHING'S UP WITH

1287. THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO SMILE AND YEAH, SOMETHING'S UP WITH THAT.

1288. YEAH, SOMETHING'S UP WITH THAT. WAIT, I WANT TO SHOW YOU MY

1289. THAT. WAIT, I WANT TO SHOW YOU MY PENIS.

1290. WAIT, I WANT TO SHOW YOU MY PENIS.

1291. PENIS. C

1292. C YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I'VE SEEN

1293. C YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I'VE SEEN ALL THESE CLIPS, ALL WE REALLY

1294. YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I'VE SEEN ALL THESE CLIPS, ALL WE REALLY HAVE ARE THREE VERY SHORT AWFUL

1295. ALL THESE CLIPS, ALL WE REALLY HAVE ARE THREE VERY SHORT AWFUL THINGS.

1296. HAVE ARE THREE VERY SHORT AWFUL THINGS. MAYBE THAT'S WHY THE DVD IS

1297. THINGS. MAYBE THAT'S WHY THE DVD IS THIS BIG.

1298. MAYBE THAT'S WHY THE DVD IS THIS BIG. HEY, IT STILL WOULD MAKE A

1299. THIS BIG. HEY, IT STILL WOULD MAKE A GREAT GIFT FOR SOMEBODY.

1300. HEY, IT STILL WOULD MAKE A GREAT GIFT FOR SOMEBODY. YEAH, PROBABLY.

1301. GREAT GIFT FOR SOMEBODY. YEAH, PROBABLY. BUT ALL THE MOMENTS ARE IN THE

1302. YEAH, PROBABLY. BUT ALL THE MOMENTS ARE IN THE COMMERCIALS.

1303. BUT ALL THE MOMENTS ARE IN THE COMMERCIALS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DON'T

1304. COMMERCIALS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DON'T TELL THEM THAT!

1305. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DON'T TELL THEM THAT! > HI, LADIES, I'M TRISHA HOGAN

1306. TELL THEM THAT! > HI, LADIES, I'M TRISHA HOGAN FROM

1307. > HI, LADIES, I'M TRISHA HOGAN FROM POPNEWSDAILYAFTERSHOWPODCAST.

1308. FROM POPNEWSDAILYAFTERSHOWPODCAST. JPEG.

1309. POPNEWSDAILYAFTERSHOWPODCAST. JPEG. HI THERE.

1310. JPEG. HI THERE. HI.

1311. HI THERE. HI. BEING A MOM.

1312. HI. BEING A MOM. TO CHILDREN.

1313. BEING A MOM. TO CHILDREN. HOW DO YOU JUGGLE IT ALL?

1314. TO CHILDREN. HOW DO YOU JUGGLE IT ALL? WELL, YOU KNOW, WE JUST HAVE

1315. HOW DO YOU JUGGLE IT ALL? WELL, YOU KNOW, WE JUST HAVE A GREAT SQUAD OF PEOPLE WHO HELP

1316. WELL, YOU KNOW, WE JUST HAVE A GREAT SQUAD OF PEOPLE WHO HELP US OUT.

1317. A GREAT SQUAD OF PEOPLE WHO HELP US OUT. OH YEAH, A SQUAD?

1318. US OUT. OH YEAH, A SQUAD? MODELS AND STARLETS THAT WE'RE

1319. OH YEAH, A SQUAD? MODELS AND STARLETS THAT WE'RE CHILLIN' WITH.

1320. MODELS AND STARLETS THAT WE'RE CHILLIN' WITH. NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.

1321. CHILLIN' WITH. NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S

1322. NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE.

1323. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE. THEN SHUT THE UP AND

1324. LIKE. THEN SHUT THE UP AND LISTEN.

1325. THEN SHUT THE UP AND LISTEN.

1326. IT TAKES A VILLAGE Y'ALL WE GOT THE BEST LADIES ♪ ♪ WE'VE BEEN TOLD THAT

1327. WE ROLL DEEP HEY ♪ ♪ OLD WOMAN AT THE DINER WHO ALWAYS KNOW MY ORDER

1328. WHO ALWAYS KNOW MY ORDER MY MAMMAGRAM TECHNICIAN ♪ ♪ DUDE WHO RETURNED MY

1329. MY MAMMAGRAM TECHNICIAN ♪ ♪ DUDE WHO RETURNED MY WALLET INTACT

1330. WALLET INTACT ♪ HERE'S OUR GYNECOLOGIST A REAL LIFE GYNECOLOGIST

1331. A REAL LIFE GYNECOLOGIST WE SHARE A GYNECOLOGIST ♪ ♪ SHE'S A HUGE PART

1332. OF OUR SQUAD ♪ I THINK I GET WHAT YOU GUYS

1333. ARE SAYING. IT'S LIKE - ♪ ♪ A QUEEN AIN'T A QUEEN

1334. IT'S LIKE - ♪ ♪ A QUEEN AIN'T A QUEEN CAUSE WE'RE SITTIN

1335. CAUSE WE'RE SITTIN ON A THRONE ♪ ♪ YOU NEED A WHOLE DAMN CREW

1336. SHE CAN'T DO IT ALONE ♪ ♪ IT'S THE HELP WE — SO FRIENDS AND TISK TISK

1337. CARE OF OUR BUSINESS ♪ ♪ CANT BE MIA FROM THE PTA CAUSE YOUR PICKIN UP LETTUCE

1338. CAUSE YOUR PICKIN UP LETTUCE FROM TRADER JOSES ♪ ♪ SLICIN TO DO LISTS

1339. FROM TRADER JOSES ♪ ♪ SLICIN TO DO LISTS LIKE A SAMURAI

1340. A U.T.I ♪ SO YOU GUYS ARE SO, SO DOWN

1341. SO YOU GUYS ARE SO, SO DOWN TO EARTH. NO, DON'T MISUNDERSTAND,

1342. TO EARTH. NO, DON'T MISUNDERSTAND, BITCH.

1343. NO, DON'T MISUNDERSTAND, BITCH. OUR SQUAD, IS A VERITABLE

1344. BITCH. OUR SQUAD, IS A VERITABLE WHO'S WHO.

1345. WHO'S WHO. ♪ WE HANIGN WITH GAYLE KING

1346. ROBERT DOWNEY SR IN FRONT OF AMY SCHUMER ♪ ♪ WELL I DID THE SHOW

1347. IN FRONT OF AMY SCHUMER ♪ ♪ WELL I DID THE SHOW SO SHE OWES ME ONE

1348. SO SHE OWES ME ONE FAVOR ♪ WAIT, IS THIS NOT A CHARITY

1349. FAVOR ♪ WAIT, IS THIS NOT A CHARITY THING?

1350. WAIT, IS THIS NOT A CHARITY THING? IN A WAY.

1351. THING? IN A WAY. SORT OF, YEAH.

1352. IN A WAY. SORT OF, YEAH. YEAH.

1353. SORT OF, YEAH. YEAH. KNOW WHAT, LET'S JUST DO A

1354. YEAH. KNOW WHAT, LET'S JUST DO A SLOW MOTION POST APOCALYPTIC

1355. KNOW WHAT, LET'S JUST DO A SLOW MOTION POST APOCALYPTIC WALK.

1356. SLOW MOTION POST APOCALYPTIC WALK. OKAY.

1357. WALK. OKAY.

1358. OKAY. WAIT, WHO ARE WE MAD AT?

1359. WAIT, WHO ARE WE MAD AT? ♪ WE'VE GOTTA BE DOPE CAUSE

1360. IT TAKES A VILLAGE Y'ALL ♪ WE'VE GOT THE BEST LADIES ♪ WE'VE BEEN TOLD THAT

1361. WE ROLL DEEP HEY ♪ OH MY GOD!

1362. OH MY GOD! GUYS, YOU CANNOT JUST TRIGGER AN EXPLOSION AND NOT TELL

1363. GUYS, YOU CANNOT JUST TRIGGER AN EXPLOSION AND NOT TELL PEOPLE.

1364. AN EXPLOSION AND NOT TELL PEOPLE. IT'S A DIFFERENT WORLD NOW,

1365. PEOPLE. IT'S A DIFFERENT WORLD NOW, GUYS.

1366. IT'S A DIFFERENT WORLD NOW, GUYS. TENSE TIMES, TENSE TIMES.

1367. GUYS. TENSE TIMES, TENSE TIMES. OKAY, EVERYONE ALL RIGHT?

1368. TENSE TIMES, TENSE TIMES. OKAY, EVERYONE ALL RIGHT? NO.

1369. OKAY, EVERYONE ALL RIGHT? NO. YOU ALL RIGHT?

1370. NO. YOU ALL RIGHT? NO.

1371. YOU ALL RIGHT? NO. I'M SUING EVERYONE HERE.

1372. NO. I'M SUING EVERYONE HERE. > ONCE AGAIN,

1373. I'M SUING EVERYONE HERE. > ONCE AGAIN, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE E

1374. > ONCE AGAIN, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE E STREET BAND.

1375. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE E STREET BAND.

1376. ♪ YOU BEEN HURT AND YOU'RE

1377. ALL CRIED OUT YOU SAY YOU WALK DOWN THE STREET PUSHING PEOPLE OUTTA YOUR WAY

1378. PUSHING PEOPLE OUTTA YOUR WAY YOU PACKED YOUR BAGS ♪ ♪ AND ALL ALONE YOU WANNA RIDE

1379. YOU PACKED YOUR BAGS ♪ ♪ AND ALL ALONE YOU WANNA RIDE YOU DON'T WANT NOTHING

1380. YOU DON'T WANT NOTHING DON'T NEED NO ONE BY YOUR SIDE YOU'RE WALKING TOUGH BABY

1381. YOU'RE WALKING TOUGH BABY BUT YOU'RE WALKING BLIND ♪ ♪ TO THE TIES THAT BIND

1382. BUT YOU'RE WALKING BLIND ♪ ♪ TO THE TIES THAT BIND THE TIES THAT BIND

1383. THAT BIND ♪ ♪ CHEAP ROMANCE IT'S

1384. YOU DON'T WANT NOTHING THAT ANYBODY CAN TOUCH ♪ ♪ YOU'RE SO AFRAID OF

1385. THAT ANYBODY CAN TOUCH ♪ ♪ YOU'RE SO AFRAID OF BEING SOMEBODY'S FOOL

1386. NOT WALKING TOUGH BABY NOT WALKING COOL ♪ ♪ YOU WALK COOL BUT DARLING

1387. NOT WALKING COOL ♪ ♪ YOU WALK COOL BUT DARLING CAN YOU WALK THE LINE

1388. AND FACE THE TIES THAT BIND THE TIES THAT BIND ♪ ♪ NOW YOU CAN'T BREAK THE

1389. THE TIES THAT BIND ♪ ♪ NOW YOU CAN'T BREAK THE TIES THAT BIND

1390. TIES THAT BIND I WOULD RATHER FEEL THE HURT INSIDE YES I WOULD DARLING

1391. I WOULD RATHER FEEL THE HURT INSIDE YES I WOULD DARLING THAN KNOW THE EMPTINESS YOUR

1392. THAN KNOW THE EMPTINESS YOUR HEART MUST HIDE ♪ ♪ YES I WOULD DARLING YES

1393. HEART MUST HIDE ♪ ♪ YES I WOULD DARLING YES I WOULD DARLING

1394. WHO'S GONNA STOP THE RAIN WHO'LL EASE THE SADNESS ♪ YOU SIT AND WONDER JUST

1395. WHO'LL EASE THE SADNESS ♪ YOU SIT AND WONDER JUST WHO'S GONNA STOP THE RAIN

1396. WHO'S GONNA STOP THE RAIN WHO'LL EASE THE SADNESS WHO'S GONNA QUIET THE PAIN

1397. WHO'S GONNA QUIET THE PAIN IT'S A LONG DARK HIGHWAY ♪ ♪ AND A THIN WHITE LINE

1398. IT'S A LONG DARK HIGHWAY ♪ ♪ AND A THIN WHITE LINE CONNECTING BABY YOUR HEART

1399. CONNECTING BABY YOUR HEART TO MINE WE'RE RUNNING NOW BUT

1400. TO MINE WE'RE RUNNING NOW BUT DARLIN' WE WILL STAND IN TIME

1401. DARLIN' WE WILL STAND IN TIME TO FACE THE TIES THAT BIND ♪ ♪ THE TIES THAT BIND

1402. TO FACE THE TIES THAT BIND ♪ ♪ THE TIES THAT BIND NOW YOU CAN'T BREAK THE

1403. NOW YOU CAN'T BREAK THE TIES THAT BIND YOU CAN'T FORSAKE THE

1404. TIES THAT BIND ♪

1405. ANYWAY, HELLO, WELCOME TO BRONX STREET.

1406. ANYWAY, HELLO, WELCOME TO BRONX STREET. I'M BETTY.

1407. STREET. I'M BETTY. I'M JODIE, WELCOME.

1408. I'M BETTY. I'M JODIE, WELCOME. YEAH, WE WERE IN THE WRONG

1409. I'M JODIE, WELCOME. YEAH, WE WERE IN THE WRONG CHAIRS.

1410. YEAH, WE WERE IN THE WRONG CHAIRS. WE MADE A MISTAKE.

1411. CHAIRS. WE MADE A MISTAKE. WHO CARES, WHO CARES?

1412. WE MADE A MISTAKE. WHO CARES, WHO CARES? NO ONE CARES.

1413. WHO CARES, WHO CARES? NO ONE CARES. YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S CHRISTMAS.

1414. NO ONE CARES. YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S CHRISTMAS. IT'S CHRISTMAS.

1415. YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S CHRISTMAS. IT'S CHRISTMAS. CHEERS.

1416. IT'S CHRISTMAS. CHEERS. CHEERS.

1417. CHEERS. CHEERS. CHEERS.

1418. CHEERS. CHEERS. WAIT, DID YOU PUT ALCOHOL IN

1419. CHEERS. WAIT, DID YOU PUT ALCOHOL IN THIS EGGNOG?

1420. WAIT, DID YOU PUT ALCOHOL IN THIS EGGNOG? OF COURSE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

1421. THIS EGGNOG? OF COURSE, WHAT DO YOU THINK? I'M NOT HAVING ANY, I GOTTA

1422. OF COURSE, WHAT DO YOU THINK? I'M NOT HAVING ANY, I GOTTA DRIVE.

1423. I'M NOT HAVING ANY, I GOTTA DRIVE. WE ALL GOTTA DRIVE.

1424. DRIVE. WE ALL GOTTA DRIVE. EVERYONE'S DRIVING, IT'S FINE.

1425. WE ALL GOTTA DRIVE. EVERYONE'S DRIVING, IT'S FINE. ALL RIGHT, IT'S FINE.

1426. EVERYONE'S DRIVING, IT'S FINE. ALL RIGHT, IT'S FINE. WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF.

1427. ALL RIGHT, IT'S FINE. WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF. ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW IT'S

1428. WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF. ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS.

1429. ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS. AND, SO IT'S CHRISTMAS, NOT THAT

1430. CHRISTMAS. AND, SO IT'S CHRISTMAS, NOT THAT YOU'S KNOW IT, BECAUSE EVERY

1431. AND, SO IT'S CHRISTMAS, NOT THAT YOU'S KNOW IT, BECAUSE EVERY TIME YOU TURN ON THE TV, WHAT DO

1432. YOU'S KNOW IT, BECAUSE EVERY TIME YOU TURN ON THE TV, WHAT DO YOU SEE?

1433. TIME YOU TURN ON THE TV, WHAT DO YOU SEE? BAD NEWS.

1434. YOU SEE? BAD NEWS. BAD NEWS.

1435. BAD NEWS. BAD NEWS.

1436. BAD NEWS. DOOM AND GLOOM, I AM SICK OF IT.

1437. DOOM AND GLOOM, I AM SICK OF IT. SOMEBODY GETS SHOT, SOMEBODY

1438. DOOM AND GLOOM, I AM SICK OF IT. SOMEBODY GETS SHOT, SOMEBODY GETS HURT, THERE IS A PLANE,

1439. SOMEBODY GETS SHOT, SOMEBODY GETS HURT, THERE IS A PLANE, THERE'S A TRAIN, THERE'S A

1440. GETS HURT, THERE IS A PLANE, THERE'S A TRAIN, THERE'S A THING, A BACKPACK.

1441. THERE'S A TRAIN, THERE'S A THING, A BACKPACK. SOMEONE'S LIKE YOUR DINNER, YOU

1442. THING, A BACKPACK. SOMEONE'S LIKE YOUR DINNER, YOU JUST SIT, AN OH THEY GOT BLOWED

1443. SOMEONE'S LIKE YOUR DINNER, YOU JUST SIT, AN OH THEY GOT BLOWED UP.

1444. JUST SIT, AN OH THEY GOT BLOWED UP. NO MORE BAD NEWS.

1445. UP. NO MORE BAD NEWS. YEAH, BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS.

1446. NO MORE BAD NEWS. YEAH, BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS. YOU THINK YOU GOT SANTA COMING

1447. YEAH, BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS. YOU THINK YOU GOT SANTA COMING DOWN THE CHIMNEY, BUT IT'S ISIS.

1448. YOU THINK YOU GOT SANTA COMING DOWN THE CHIMNEY, BUT IT'S ISIS.

1449. DOWN THE CHIMNEY, BUT IT'S ISIS. AYE-AYE-ISIS.

1450. AYE-AYE-ISIS. YEAH, GO SEE "STAR WARS," GO

1451. AYE-AYE-ISIS. YEAH, GO SEE "STAR WARS," GO SEE "STAR WARS" OR SOMETHING.

1452. YEAH, GO SEE "STAR WARS," GO SEE "STAR WARS" OR SOMETHING. OH, NO, NO, NO, ENOUGH OF THE

1453. SEE "STAR WARS" OR SOMETHING. OH, NO, NO, NO, ENOUGH OF THE "STAR WARS."

1454. OH, NO, NO, NO, ENOUGH OF THE "STAR WARS." OKAY, I DON'T WANT ANY MORE

1455. "STAR WARS." OKAY, I DON'T WANT ANY MORE "STAR WARS."

1456. OKAY, I DON'T WANT ANY MORE "STAR WARS." MAY THE FORCE GIVE ME A BREAK

1457. "STAR WARS." MAY THE FORCE GIVE ME A BREAK ALREADY.

1458. MAY THE FORCE GIVE ME A BREAK ALREADY.

1459. ALREADY. SATURATED!

1460. SATURATED! EVERYWHERE YOU GO I SEE "STAR

1461. SATURATED! EVERYWHERE YOU GO I SEE "STAR WARS" AND YOGURTS AND SUITS AND

1462. EVERYWHERE YOU GO I SEE "STAR WARS" AND YOGURTS AND SUITS AND BUSES, AND BACKPACKS AND CANDY

1463. WARS" AND YOGURTS AND SUITS AND BUSES, AND BACKPACKS AND CANDY BARS AND SUITS.

1464. BUSES, AND BACKPACKS AND CANDY BARS AND SUITS. TOO MUCH.

1465. BARS AND SUITS. TOO MUCH. TOO MUCH.

1466. TOO MUCH. TOO MUCH. YOU TRY TO ORDER A PIZZA YOU GET

1467. TOO MUCH. YOU TRY TO ORDER A PIZZA YOU GET A BOBA FETT.

1468. YOU TRY TO ORDER A PIZZA YOU GET A BOBA FETT.

1469. A BOBA FETT. BOBA FETT, MORE LIKE BOBA FAT.

1470. BOBA FETT, MORE LIKE BOBA FAT. NOT FOR ME.

1471. BOBA FETT, MORE LIKE BOBA FAT. NOT FOR ME. NOT FOR ME, YOU KNOW WHY?

1472. NOT FOR ME. NOT FOR ME, YOU KNOW WHY? TOO MANY LASERS.

1473. NOT FOR ME, YOU KNOW WHY? TOO MANY LASERS. AND CORRIDORS, AND BLEEP BLORPS.

1474. TOO MANY LASERS. AND CORRIDORS, AND BLEEP BLORPS. IT'S EXHAUSTING, GROW UP.

1475. AND CORRIDORS, AND BLEEP BLORPS. IT'S EXHAUSTING, GROW UP.

1476. IT'S EXHAUSTING, GROW UP. BYT THE WAY, DON'T HAVE A

1477. BYT THE WAY, DON'T HAVE A GIANT TALKING DOG IN YOUR MOVIE.

1478. BYT THE WAY, DON'T HAVE A GIANT TALKING DOG IN YOUR MOVIE. IT'S SO DUMB.

1479. GIANT TALKING DOG IN YOUR MOVIE. IT'S SO DUMB.

1480. IT'S SO DUMB. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL HIM?

1481. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL HIM? THEY CALL HIM A WOOKIE.

1482. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL HIM? THEY CALL HIM A WOOKIE. CHEWY.

1483. THEY CALL HIM A WOOKIE. CHEWY. CHEWY.

1484. CHEWY. CHEWY. CHEWY.

1485. CHEWY. CHEWY. I'M THROUGH-Y WITH CHEWY.

1486. CHEWY. I'M THROUGH-Y WITH CHEWY. GOOD.

1487. I'M THROUGH-Y WITH CHEWY. GOOD.

1488. GOOD. THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.

1489. THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. YOU KNOW WHY?

1490. THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE HE'S A WOOKIE.

1491. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE HE'S A WOOKIE. HE'S A WOOKIE.

1492. BECAUSE HE'S A WOOKIE. HE'S A WOOKIE. A WOOKIE.

1493. HE'S A WOOKIE. A WOOKIE. LOOKIE AT ME, WOOKIE.

1494. A WOOKIE. LOOKIE AT ME, WOOKIE. NO MORE.

1495. LOOKIE AT ME, WOOKIE. NO MORE.

1496. NO MORE. A DOG MAN THAT FLIES A PLANE?

1497. A DOG MAN THAT FLIES A PLANE? PASS.

1498. A DOG MAN THAT FLIES A PLANE? PASS. YEAH, YEAH.

1499. PASS. YEAH, YEAH. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SAY "I'M

1500. YEAH, YEAH. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SAY "I'M SICK OF STAR WARS" IN WOOKIE?

1501. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SAY "I'M SICK OF STAR WARS" IN WOOKIE?

1502. SICK OF STAR WARS" IN WOOKIE?

1503. THAT'S TRUE.

1504. THAT'S TRUE. THE ONLY THING ABOUT SPACE

1505. THAT'S TRUE. THE ONLY THING ABOUT SPACE THAT IM INTERESTED IN, IS MORE

1506. THE ONLY THING ABOUT SPACE THAT IM INTERESTED IN, IS MORE COUNTER SPACE.

1507. THAT IM INTERESTED IN, IS MORE COUNTER SPACE. 'CAUSE MY DUMB HUSBAND TAKES IT

1508. COUNTER SPACE. 'CAUSE MY DUMB HUSBAND TAKES IT UP WITH HIS NUTRI-BULLET.

1509. 'CAUSE MY DUMB HUSBAND TAKES IT UP WITH HIS NUTRI-BULLET. UH.

1510. UP WITH HIS NUTRI-BULLET. UH. MAKES A SHAKE.

1511. UH. MAKES A SHAKE.

1512. MAKES A SHAKE. MY DUMB HUSBAND MADE

1513. MY DUMB HUSBAND MADE MEATBALLS WITH TOO MUCH GARLIC

1514. MY DUMB HUSBAND MADE MEATBALLS WITH TOO MUCH GARLIC IN THEM.

1515. MEATBALLS WITH TOO MUCH GARLIC IN THEM. AND WE'RE LAYING IN BED, AND

1516. IN THEM. AND WE'RE LAYING IN BED, AND HE'S FARTING IN HIS SLEEP.

1517. AND WE'RE LAYING IN BED, AND HE'S FARTING IN HIS SLEEP. I'M BLAMING IT ON THE DOG.

1518. HE'S FARTING IN HIS SLEEP. I'M BLAMING IT ON THE DOG. THE DOG LOOKS AT ME SAYS,

1519. I'M BLAMING IT ON THE DOG. THE DOG LOOKS AT ME SAYS, HUH-UH.

1520. THE DOG LOOKS AT ME SAYS, HUH-UH. IT'S THAT GUY.

1521. HUH-UH. IT'S THAT GUY.

1522. IT'S THAT GUY. HUSBANDS ARE SO DUMB.

1523. HUSBANDS ARE SO DUMB. BUT I LOVE HIM.

1524. HUSBANDS ARE SO DUMB. BUT I LOVE HIM. HE FARTS LIKE A DOG.

1525. BUT I LOVE HIM. HE FARTS LIKE A DOG. BUT HE MAKES LOVE TO ME

1526. HE FARTS LIKE A DOG. BUT HE MAKES LOVE TO ME TENDERLY!

1527. BUT HE MAKES LOVE TO ME TENDERLY! OH MY GOD.

1528. TENDERLY! OH MY GOD.

1529. OH MY GOD. JODIE.

1530. JODIE. HE GAVE ME MY FOUR CHILDREN!

1531. JODIE. HE GAVE ME MY FOUR CHILDREN! JODIE, PULL IT TOGETHER.

1532. HE GAVE ME MY FOUR CHILDREN! JODIE, PULL IT TOGETHER. YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M FINE.

1533. JODIE, PULL IT TOGETHER. YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M FINE. I'M FINE.

1534. YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M FINE. I'M FINE. ANYWAY, WHO CARES.

1535. I'M FINE. ANYWAY, WHO CARES.

1536. ANYWAY, WHO CARES. ALL RIGHT, LET'S BRING OUT

1537. ALL RIGHT, LET'S BRING OUT OUR FIRST GUEST.

1538. ALL RIGHT, LET'S BRING OUT OUR FIRST GUEST. WHO IS IT, WHO?

1539. OUR FIRST GUEST. WHO IS IT, WHO? ALL RIGHT, WELL NO ONE WAS

1540. WHO IS IT, WHO? ALL RIGHT, WELL NO ONE WAS AVAILABLE BECAUSE OF THE

1541. ALL RIGHT, WELL NO ONE WAS AVAILABLE BECAUSE OF THE HOLIDAY, AND ALSO, NO ONE COMES

1542. AVAILABLE BECAUSE OF THE HOLIDAY, AND ALSO, NO ONE COMES to OUR SHOW.

1543. HOLIDAY, AND ALSO, NO ONE COMES to OUR SHOW. SO, I GOT MY COUSIN KAREN FROM

1544. to OUR SHOW. SO, I GOT MY COUSIN KAREN FROM PHILLY.

1545. SO, I GOT MY COUSIN KAREN FROM PHILLY. OH, RIGHT, I LIKE HER, SHE'S

1546. PHILLY. OH, RIGHT, I LIKE HER, SHE'S CUTE.

1547. OH, RIGHT, I LIKE HER, SHE'S CUTE. YEAH, SHE'S VERY CUTE, AND

1548. CUTE. YEAH, SHE'S VERY CUTE, AND SHE'S BRINGING HER HOMEMADE

1549. YEAH, SHE'S VERY CUTE, AND SHE'S BRINGING HER HOMEMADE CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS FOR US TO

1550. SHE'S BRINGING HER HOMEMADE CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS FOR US TO LOOK AT.

1551. CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS FOR US TO LOOK AT. OOH.

1552. LOOK AT. OOH. SHE SELLS THEM ON ETSY,

1553. OOH. SHE SELLS THEM ON ETSY, WHATEVER THAT IS, ALL RIGHT.

1554. SHE SELLS THEM ON ETSY, WHATEVER THAT IS, ALL RIGHT. WELCOME, KAREN.

1555. WHATEVER THAT IS, ALL RIGHT. WELCOME, KAREN. KAREN, C'MERE.

1556. WELCOME, KAREN. KAREN, C'MERE. KAREN.

1557. KAREN.

1558. HOW ARE YOU? HOW ARE YOU?

1559. HOW ARE YOU? HOW ARE YOU? I'M GOOD.

1560. HOW ARE YOU? I'M GOOD. GOOD TO SEE YOU, KAREN, HOW

1561. I'M GOOD. GOOD TO SEE YOU, KAREN, HOW ARE THINGS DOWN IN PHILLY?

1562. GOOD TO SEE YOU, KAREN, HOW ARE THINGS DOWN IN PHILLY? YEAH, IT'S OKAY, YOU KNOW.

1563. ARE THINGS DOWN IN PHILLY? YEAH, IT'S OKAY, YOU KNOW. WE JUST GOT SIDE, WE JUST GOT

1564. YEAH, IT'S OKAY, YOU KNOW. WE JUST GOT SIDE, WE JUST GOT DONE CLEARING DEAD FALL OUT OF

1565. WE JUST GOT SIDE, WE JUST GOT DONE CLEARING DEAD FALL OUT OF MY YARD AND MADE A GANG OF SALT

1566. DONE CLEARING DEAD FALL OUT OF MY YARD AND MADE A GANG OF SALT PEPPERS TO TAKE DOWN THE SHORE.

1567. MY YARD AND MADE A GANG OF SALT PEPPERS TO TAKE DOWN THE SHORE. MY SON DAVE JUST STARTED ROTC.

1568. PEPPERS TO TAKE DOWN THE SHORE. MY SON DAVE JUST STARTED ROTC. HOW ARE YOUS?

1569. MY SON DAVE JUST STARTED ROTC. HOW ARE YOUS? OH, MY GOD, KAREN, I FORGOT

1570. HOW ARE YOUS? OH, MY GOD, KAREN, I FORGOT WHAT A BEAUTIFUL ACCENT YOU

1571. OH, MY GOD, KAREN, I FORGOT WHAT A BEAUTIFUL ACCENT YOU HAVE.

1572. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL ACCENT YOU HAVE.

1573. HAVE. YOU SOUND CLASSY.

1574. YOU SOUND CLASSY. SO CLASSY.

1575. YOU SOUND CLASSY. SO CLASSY. DON'T BE STUPID.

1576. SO CLASSY. DON'T BE STUPID. KAREN, I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SO

1577. DON'T BE STUPID. KAREN, I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SO JEALOUS OF THAT ACCENT.

1578. KAREN, I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SO JEALOUS OF THAT ACCENT. AH, I KNOW, I WISH I HAD AN

1579. JEALOUS OF THAT ACCENT. AH, I KNOW, I WISH I HAD AN ACCENT.

1580. AH, I KNOW, I WISH I HAD AN ACCENT.

1581. ACCENT. I KNOW, WE TALK SO BORING.

1582. I KNOW, WE TALK SO BORING. ALL RIGHT, SAY MORE THINGS IN

1583. I KNOW, WE TALK SO BORING. ALL RIGHT, SAY MORE THINGS IN PHILLY.

1584. ALL RIGHT, SAY MORE THINGS IN PHILLY. SAY, UM, SAY THE WORD "WATER."

1585. PHILLY. SAY, UM, SAY THE WORD "WATER." WATER.

1586. SAY, UM, SAY THE WORD "WATER." WATER. WHAT DID SHE SAY?

1587. WATER. WHAT DID SHE SAY? WATER.

1588. WHAT DID SHE SAY? WATER. WATER.

1589. WATER. WATER. WATER.

1590. WATER. WATER. WHAT DID SHE SAY?

1591. WATER. WHAT DID SHE SAY? SHE'S SAYING WATER.

1592. WHAT DID SHE SAY? SHE'S SAYING WATER. SAY WATER.

1593. SHE'S SAYING WATER. SAY WATER. WATER.

1594. SAY WATER. WATER. SAY IT LIKE THE REGULAR

1595. WATER. SAY IT LIKE THE REGULAR PEOPLE SAY IT, LIKE WATER.

1596. SAY IT LIKE THE REGULAR PEOPLE SAY IT, LIKE WATER. WATER.

1597. PEOPLE SAY IT, LIKE WATER. WATER. WATER.

1598. WATER. WATER. IT'S LIKE DOWNTON ABBEY.

1599. WATER. IT'S LIKE DOWNTON ABBEY. IT'S LIKE DOWNTON ABBEY.

1600. IT'S LIKE DOWNTON ABBEY. IT'S LIKE DOWNTON ABBEY. WHAT'S NEW IN PHILLY?

1601. IT'S LIKE DOWNTON ABBEY. WHAT'S NEW IN PHILLY? WHAT'S NEW IN PHILLY?

1602. WHAT'S NEW IN PHILLY? WHAT'S NEW IN PHILLY? YEAH, YOU KNOW, I GOT TO BE

1603. WHAT'S NEW IN PHILLY? YEAH, YOU KNOW, I GOT TO BE HONEST, NOT GREAT.

1604. YEAH, YOU KNOW, I GOT TO BE HONEST, NOT GREAT. MY BROTHER DAVE AND HIS FRIEND

1605. HONEST, NOT GREAT. MY BROTHER DAVE AND HIS FRIEND DAVE AND THEIR OTHER FRIEND

1606. MY BROTHER DAVE AND HIS FRIEND DAVE AND THEIR OTHER FRIEND DAVE, THEY SAW A GUY BEATING A

1607. DAVE AND THEIR OTHER FRIEND DAVE, THEY SAW A GUY BEATING A SALVATION ARMY SANTA WITH AN OLD

1608. DAVE, THEY SAW A GUY BEATING A SALVATION ARMY SANTA WITH AN OLD CAR BATTERY IN A WALMART PARKING

1609. SALVATION ARMY SANTA WITH AN OLD CAR BATTERY IN A WALMART PARKING LOT.

1610. CAR BATTERY IN A WALMART PARKING LOT.

1611. LOT. PHILLY IS A WAR ZONE!

1612. PHILLY IS A WAR ZONE! OKAY, KAREN, NEWS FLASH.

1613. OKAY, KAREN, NEWS FLASH. WE DON'T WANT ANY MORE BAD NEWS.

1614. OKAY, KAREN, NEWS FLASH. WE DON'T WANT ANY MORE BAD NEWS. YEAH, WE'RE SICK OF BAD NEWS.

1615. WE DON'T WANT ANY MORE BAD NEWS. YEAH, WE'RE SICK OF BAD NEWS. SICK OF BAD NEWS, KAREN.

1616. YEAH, WE'RE SICK OF BAD NEWS. SICK OF BAD NEWS, KAREN. OKAY.

1617. SICK OF BAD NEWS, KAREN. OKAY. WELL, THIS IS KIND OF GOOD NEWS.

1618. OKAY. WELL, THIS IS KIND OF GOOD NEWS. THE OTHER DAY A SERIAL KILLER

1619. WELL, THIS IS KIND OF GOOD NEWS. THE OTHER DAY A SERIAL KILLER KILLED ANOTHER SERIAL KILLER IN

1620. THE OTHER DAY A SERIAL KILLER KILLED ANOTHER SERIAL KILLER IN FRONT OF BETSY ROSS' HOUSE, SO

1621. KILLED ANOTHER SERIAL KILLER IN FRONT OF BETSY ROSS' HOUSE, SO THAT'S LIKE TWO LESS SERIAL

1622. FRONT OF BETSY ROSS' HOUSE, SO THAT'S LIKE TWO LESS SERIAL KILLERS THAT WE HAVE.

1623. THAT'S LIKE TWO LESS SERIAL KILLERS THAT WE HAVE. YOU KNOW, IN PHILADELPHIA,

1624. KILLERS THAT WE HAVE. YOU KNOW, IN PHILADELPHIA, THAT'S LIKE A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.

1625. YOU KNOW, IN PHILADELPHIA, THAT'S LIKE A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.

1626. THAT'S LIKE A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. UNBELIEVABLE.

1627. UNBELIEVABLE. THE WORLD HAS GONE CUCKOO,

1628. UNBELIEVABLE. THE WORLD HAS GONE CUCKOO, OKAY?

1629. THE WORLD HAS GONE CUCKOO, OKAY? I DON'T EVEN DRINK COFFEE IN THE

1630. OKAY? I DON'T EVEN DRINK COFFEE IN THE MORNING ANYMORE, I GO STRAIGHT

1631. I DON'T EVEN DRINK COFFEE IN THE MORNING ANYMORE, I GO STRAIGHT TO WINE.

1632. MORNING ANYMORE, I GO STRAIGHT TO WINE. I MEAN.

1633. TO WINE. I MEAN.

1634. I MEAN. COME ON, IT'S CHRISTMAS.

1635. COME ON, IT'S CHRISTMAS. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS CRAZY?

1636. COME ON, IT'S CHRISTMAS. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS CRAZY? THE TRAFFIC.

1637. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS CRAZY? THE TRAFFIC. I CAN'T GET ANYWHERE.

1638. THE TRAFFIC. I CAN'T GET ANYWHERE. I HAVE TO GET A TAXI DRIVER JUST

1639. I CAN'T GET ANYWHERE. I HAVE TO GET A TAXI DRIVER JUST TO GO HALF A BLOCK BECAUSE OF

1640. I HAVE TO GET A TAXI DRIVER JUST TO GO HALF A BLOCK BECAUSE OF THE STUPID TREE.

1641. TO GO HALF A BLOCK BECAUSE OF THE STUPID TREE. WHY ARE YOU CRYING OVER

1642. THE STUPID TREE. WHY ARE YOU CRYING OVER TRAFFIC?

1643. WHY ARE YOU CRYING OVER TRAFFIC? I DON'T KNOW.

1644. TRAFFIC? I DON'T KNOW. ARE YOU OKAY?

1645. I DON'T KNOW. ARE YOU OKAY? YOU'RE ACTING CRAZY.

1646. ARE YOU OKAY? YOU'RE ACTING CRAZY. YOU'RE HAVING MOOD SWINGS.

1647. YOU'RE ACTING CRAZY. YOU'RE HAVING MOOD SWINGS. DO YOU WANT SOME WATER?

1648. YOU'RE HAVING MOOD SWINGS. DO YOU WANT SOME WATER?

1649. DO YOU WANT SOME WATER? DO I WANT WHAT?

1650. DO I WANT WHAT? WATER?

1651. DO I WANT WHAT? WATER? YOU'RE NOT DRINKING, YOUR MOODS

1652. WATER? YOU'RE NOT DRINKING, YOUR MOODS ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE.

1653. YOU'RE NOT DRINKING, YOUR MOODS ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE. OH, MY GOD, I GOT A FEELING IN

1654. ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE. OH, MY GOD, I GOT A FEELING IN MY GUT.

1655. OH, MY GOD, I GOT A FEELING IN MY GUT. PLEASE TELL ME I'M WRONG.

1656. MY GUT. PLEASE TELL ME I'M WRONG. PLEASE TELL ME I'M WRONG.

1657. PLEASE TELL ME I'M WRONG. PLEASE TELL ME I'M WRONG. YOU'RE NOT WRONG, I'M

1658. PLEASE TELL ME I'M WRONG. YOU'RE NOT WRONG, I'M PREGNANT.

1659. YOU'RE NOT WRONG, I'M PREGNANT. I HAVE AN 18-YEAR-OLD ON HER WAY

1660. PREGNANT. I HAVE AN 18-YEAR-OLD ON HER WAY TO UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND AND I

1661. I HAVE AN 18-YEAR-OLD ON HER WAY TO UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND AND I ALSO HAVE TO GO SHOP FOR TWO

1662. TO UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND AND I ALSO HAVE TO GO SHOP FOR TWO AFTER THIS.

1663. ALSO HAVE TO GO SHOP FOR TWO AFTER THIS. OH MY GOD.

1664. AFTER THIS. OH MY GOD. OH BABY, THAT'S TERRIBLE

1665. OH MY GOD. OH BABY, THAT'S TERRIBLE NEWS.

1666. OH BABY, THAT'S TERRIBLE NEWS. TERRIBLE NEWS.

1667. NEWS. TERRIBLE NEWS. SO TERRIBLE, BUT BABIES ARE A

1668. TERRIBLE NEWS. SO TERRIBLE, BUT BABIES ARE A BLESSING.

1669. SO TERRIBLE, BUT BABIES ARE A BLESSING. A BLESSING.

1670. BLESSING. A BLESSING. CONGRATULATIONS.

1671. A BLESSING. CONGRATULATIONS. SO IS FAMILY.

1672. CONGRATULATIONS. SO IS FAMILY. AND NO MATTER HOW CRAZY THE

1673. SO IS FAMILY. AND NO MATTER HOW CRAZY THE WORLD GETS, YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT

1674. AND NO MATTER HOW CRAZY THE WORLD GETS, YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON US NO MATTER WHAT.

1675. WORLD GETS, YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON US NO MATTER WHAT. NO MATTER WHAT.

1676. ON US NO MATTER WHAT. NO MATTER WHAT. ALWAYS. I LOVE YOU, I LOVE

1677. NO MATTER WHAT. ALWAYS. I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU GUYS.

1678. ALWAYS. I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU GUYS. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

1679. YOU GUYS. MERRY CHRISTMAS. I LOVE YOU GUYS.

1680. MERRY CHRISTMAS. I LOVE YOU GUYS. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

1681. I LOVE YOU GUYS. MERRY CHRISTMAS. AND I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, BUT

1682. MERRY CHRISTMAS. AND I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, BUT IF I WAS PREGNANT, I WOULD KILL

1683. AND I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, BUT IF I WAS PREGNANT, I WOULD KILL MYSELF.

1684. IF I WAS PREGNANT, I WOULD KILL MYSELF. I KNOW.

1685. MYSELF. I KNOW.

1686. I KNOW. ALL RIGHT, WE'RE ALMOST OUT

1687. ALL RIGHT, WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME AND I JUST REALIZED WE

1688. ALL RIGHT, WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME AND I JUST REALIZED WE NEVER LOOKED AT YOUR ORNAMENTS.

1689. OF TIME AND I JUST REALIZED WE NEVER LOOKED AT YOUR ORNAMENTS. OH RIGHT.

1690. NEVER LOOKED AT YOUR ORNAMENTS. OH RIGHT. OH, YEAH, OKAY.

1691. OH RIGHT. OH, YEAH, OKAY. HERE'S ONE.

1692. OH, YEAH, OKAY. HERE'S ONE.

1693. HERE'S ONE. OH.

1694. OH. I GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,

1695. OH. I GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, THEY'RE NOT GREAT.

1696. I GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, THEY'RE NOT GREAT. NO.

1697. THEY'RE NOT GREAT. NO. NOT AT ALL.

1698. NO. NOT AT ALL. THEY'RE NOT.

1699. NOT AT ALL. THEY'RE NOT. DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB.

1700. THEY'RE NOT. DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB. YEAH, JUST PUT IT BACK IN THE

1701. DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB. YEAH, JUST PUT IT BACK IN THE BOX.

1702. YEAH, JUST PUT IT BACK IN THE BOX. ALL RIGHT MERRY CHRISTMAS,

1703. BOX. ALL RIGHT MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE.

1704. ALL RIGHT MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

1705. EVERYONE. MERRY CHRISTMAS. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

1706. MERRY CHRISTMAS. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

1707. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. THANKS, EVERYBODY!

1708. THANKS, EVERYBODY! ONCE AGAIN, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

1709. THANKS, EVERYBODY! ONCE AGAIN, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE E STREET BAND!

1710. ONCE AGAIN, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE E STREET BAND!

1711. YOU BETTER NOT POUT I'M TELLING YOU WHY ♪ ♪ SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO

1712. TELLING YOU WHY ♪ ♪ SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

1713. SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN ♪ ♪ SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO

1714. TOWN ♪ ♪ SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

1715. HE'S MAKING A LIST, HE'S CHECKING IT TWICE ♪ ♪ GOING TO FIND OUT WHO IS

1716. CHECKING IT TWICE ♪ ♪ GOING TO FIND OUT WHO IS NAUGHTY OR NICE

1717. SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN ♪ ♪ SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO

1718. TOWN ♪ ♪ SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

1719. SLEEPING HE KNOWS IF YOU'RE AWAKE ♪ ♪ HE KNOWS IF YOU BEEN BAD

1720. HE KNOWS IF YOU'RE AWAKE ♪ ♪ HE KNOWS IF YOU BEEN BAD OR GOOD

1721. BETTER STAY GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE ♪ ♪ YOU BETTER BE GOOD FOR

1722. SAKE ♪ ♪ YOU BETTER BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE

1723. BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER NOT CRY ♪ ♪ BETTER NOT POUT, I'M TELLING

1724. NOT CRY ♪ ♪ BETTER NOT POUT, I'M TELLING YOU WHY

1725. SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN ♪ ♪ SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO

1726. TOWN ♪ ♪ SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

1727. SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN ♪ HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYBODY!

1728. TOWN ♪ HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYBODY! MERRY CHRISTMAS, NEW YORK!

1729. HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYBODY! MERRY CHRISTMAS, NEW YORK! HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD?

1730. MERRY CHRISTMAS, NEW YORK! HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD? AMY, YOU BEEN GOOD?

1731. HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD? AMY, YOU BEEN GOOD? YES!

1732. AMY, YOU BEEN GOOD? YES! ♪ SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO

1733. YES! ♪ SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

1734. SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN ♪ ♪ SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO

1735. TOWN ♪ ♪ SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

1736. SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN ♪ ♪ SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO

1737. TOWN ♪ ♪ SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

1738. SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN ♪ ♪ SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO

1739. TOWN ♪ ♪ SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

1740. SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN ♪ ♪ SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO

1741. TOWN ♪ ♪ SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN