Saturday Night Live 41x7

1. > AND NOW A CHRISTMAS MESSAGE FROM DONALD AND MELANIA TRUMP. GOOD EVENING.

2. FROM DONALD AND MELANIA TRUMP. GOOD EVENING. IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AND I WANT

3. GOOD EVENING. IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AND I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE OUT HERE A

4. IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AND I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE OUT HERE A MERRY CHRISTMAS.

5. TO WISH EVERYONE OUT HERE A MERRY CHRISTMAS. TO THE JEWS, HAPPY HANUKKAH.

6. MERRY CHRISTMAS. TO THE JEWS, HAPPY HANUKKAH. TO THE MUSLIMS, SEND ME YOUR

7. TO THE JEWS, HAPPY HANUKKAH. TO THE MUSLIMS, SEND ME YOUR NAMES.

8. TO THE MUSLIMS, SEND ME YOUR NAMES. WE MAKE AT HOME ONE BIG

9. NAMES. WE MAKE AT HOME ONE BIG ORNAMENT.

10. WE MAKE AT HOME ONE BIG ORNAMENT. IT'S A VERY SPECIAL TIME OF

11. ORNAMENT. IT'S A VERY SPECIAL TIME OF YEAR.

12. IT'S A VERY SPECIAL TIME OF YEAR. IT BRINGS TOGETHER ALL KINDS OF

13. YEAR. IT BRINGS TOGETHER ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE.

14. IT BRINGS TOGETHER ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE. I WANT TO RECOGNIZE EVERYONE

15. PEOPLE. I WANT TO RECOGNIZE EVERYONE WITH MY NAUGHTY AND NICE LIST.

16. I WANT TO RECOGNIZE EVERYONE WITH MY NAUGHTY AND NICE LIST. MY CONCEPT, BY THE WAY.

17. WITH MY NAUGHTY AND NICE LIST. MY CONCEPT, BY THE WAY. AND REMEMBER, SOMETIMES IT'S

18. MY CONCEPT, BY THE WAY. AND REMEMBER, SOMETIMES IT'S NICE TO BE NAUGHTY.

19. AND REMEMBER, SOMETIMES IT'S NICE TO BE NAUGHTY. THAT'S WHY I MARRIED HER.

20. NICE TO BE NAUGHTY. THAT'S WHY I MARRIED HER. SHE'S HILARIOUS.

21. THAT'S WHY I MARRIED HER. SHE'S HILARIOUS. WITH BOOBS.

22. SHE'S HILARIOUS. WITH BOOBS. AH.

23. WITH BOOBS. AH. SO HERE WE GO.

24. AH. SO HERE WE GO. LET'S SEE WHO IS NAUGHTY AND WHO

25. SO HERE WE GO. LET'S SEE WHO IS NAUGHTY AND WHO IS NICE.

26. LET'S SEE WHO IS NAUGHTY AND WHO IS NICE. FIRST UP, THE POLLS.

27. IS NICE. FIRST UP, THE POLLS. VERY NICE.

28. FIRST UP, THE POLLS. VERY NICE. THE LATEST POLL HAS ME LEADING

29. VERY NICE. THE LATEST POLL HAS ME LEADING BY 20%.

30. THE LATEST POLL HAS ME LEADING BY 20%. IT'S STARTING TO SINK IN,

31. BY 20%. IT'S STARTING TO SINK IN, PEOPLE.

32. IT'S STARTING TO SINK IN, PEOPLE. I'M GOING TO BE PRESIDENT!

33. PEOPLE. I'M GOING TO BE PRESIDENT! THIS IS SO EXCITING.

34. I'M GOING TO BE PRESIDENT! THIS IS SO EXCITING. DONALD IS ALWAYS WORKING AROUND

35. THIS IS SO EXCITING. DONALD IS ALWAYS WORKING AROUND THE HOUSE, TALKING TO HIMSELF.

36. DONALD IS ALWAYS WORKING AROUND THE HOUSE, TALKING TO HIMSELF. AND, OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE

37. THE HOUSE, TALKING TO HIMSELF. AND, OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS MIGHT HAPPEN.

38. AND, OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS MIGHT HAPPEN. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

39. THIS MIGHT HAPPEN. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? IT'S SO CRAZY!

40. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? IT'S SO CRAZY! NEXT ON THE LIST, "THE

41. IT'S SO CRAZY! NEXT ON THE LIST, "THE NUTCRACKER," BY WHICH I MEAN

42. NEXT ON THE LIST, "THE NUTCRACKER," BY WHICH I MEAN HILLARY CLINTON.

43. NUTCRACKER," BY WHICH I MEAN HILLARY CLINTON. SHE IS ON THE NICE LIST.

44. HILLARY CLINTON. SHE IS ON THE NICE LIST. I KNOW, I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

45. SHE IS ON THE NICE LIST. I KNOW, I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. SHE ACTUALLY CALLED ME THE OTHER

46. I KNOW, I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. SHE ACTUALLY CALLED ME THE OTHER DAY.

47. SHE ACTUALLY CALLED ME THE OTHER DAY. IT WAS AMAZING.

48. DAY. IT WAS AMAZING. SHE SAID, I HOPE YOU ARE THE

49. IT WAS AMAZING. SHE SAID, I HOPE YOU ARE THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE.

50. SHE SAID, I HOPE YOU ARE THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE. PLEASE, PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN.

51. REPUBLICAN NOMINEE. PLEASE, PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN. VERY, VERY TOUCHING.

52. PLEASE, PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN. VERY, VERY TOUCHING. NEXT UP, MARK ZUCKERBERG.

53. VERY, VERY TOUCHING. NEXT UP, MARK ZUCKERBERG. NAUGHTY LIST.

54. NEXT UP, MARK ZUCKERBERG. NAUGHTY LIST. YOU'RE A BILLIONAIRE WHO IS

55. NAUGHTY LIST. YOU'RE A BILLIONAIRE WHO IS GIVING AWAY ALMOST ALL YOUR

56. YOU'RE A BILLIONAIRE WHO IS GIVING AWAY ALMOST ALL YOUR MONEY TO CHARITY.

57. GIVING AWAY ALMOST ALL YOUR MONEY TO CHARITY. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING,

58. MONEY TO CHARITY. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOUR LITTLE NERD?

59. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOUR LITTLE NERD? IF YOU GIVE AWAY YOUR MONEY,

60. YOUR LITTLE NERD? IF YOU GIVE AWAY YOUR MONEY, HOW WILL YOU STAY MARRIED?

61. IF YOU GIVE AWAY YOUR MONEY, HOW WILL YOU STAY MARRIED? LISTEN, I'M THE MOST

62. HOW WILL YOU STAY MARRIED? LISTEN, I'M THE MOST CHARITABLE GUY ON THE PLANET.

63. LISTEN, I'M THE MOST CHARITABLE GUY ON THE PLANET. ONE DAY I BANGED A 7.

64. CHARITABLE GUY ON THE PLANET. ONE DAY I BANGED A 7. CONTROVERSIAL, I KNOW.

65. ONE DAY I BANGED A 7. CONTROVERSIAL, I KNOW. THIS GUY IS A FOREIGNER WHO

66. CONTROVERSIAL, I KNOW. THIS GUY IS A FOREIGNER WHO WORKS ONE DAY OUT OF THE YEAR

67. THIS GUY IS A FOREIGNER WHO WORKS ONE DAY OUT OF THE YEAR AND GIVES HANDOUTS.

68. WORKS ONE DAY OUT OF THE YEAR AND GIVES HANDOUTS. HE'S WORSE THAN OBAMA.

69. AND GIVES HANDOUTS. HE'S WORSE THAN OBAMA. DONALD IS MY LITTLE SANTA.

70. HE'S WORSE THAN OBAMA. DONALD IS MY LITTLE SANTA. HE MAKES ME SIT ON HIS LAP

71. DONALD IS MY LITTLE SANTA. HE MAKES ME SIT ON HIS LAP BEFORE HE GIVES ME A GIFT.

72. HE MAKES ME SIT ON HIS LAP BEFORE HE GIVES ME A GIFT. SORRY ABOUT THIS, SANTA.

73. BEFORE HE GIVES ME A GIFT. SORRY ABOUT THIS, SANTA. BUT I JUST DON'T TRUST ANYBODY

74. SORRY ABOUT THIS, SANTA. BUT I JUST DON'T TRUST ANYBODY WHO CAN FLY OVER A WALL.

75. BUT I JUST DON'T TRUST ANYBODY WHO CAN FLY OVER A WALL. AND NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, I'M

76. WHO CAN FLY OVER A WALL. AND NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU, LIVE FROM NEW

77. AND NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU, LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!

78. GOING TO TELL YOU, LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT! IT'S "SATURDAY

79. YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT! IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"!

80. IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"! WITH VANESSA BAYER.

81. NIGHT LIVE"! WITH VANESSA BAYER. BECK BENNETT.

82. WITH VANESSA BAYER. BECK BENNETT. AIDY BRYANT.

83. BECK BENNETT. AIDY BRYANT. COLIN JOST.

84. AIDY BRYANT. COLIN JOST. TARAN KILLAM.

85. COLIN JOST. TARAN KILLAM. KATE McKINNON.

86. TARAN KILLAM. KATE McKINNON. KYLE MOONEY.

87. KATE McKINNON. KYLE MOONEY. BOBBY MOYNIHAN.

88. KYLE MOONEY. BOBBY MOYNIHAN. JAY PHARAOH.

89. BOBBY MOYNIHAN. JAY PHARAOH. CECILY STRONG.

90. JAY PHARAOH. CECILY STRONG. KENAN THOMPSON.

91. CECILY STRONG. KENAN THOMPSON. SASHEER ZAMATA.

92. KENAN THOMPSON. SASHEER ZAMATA. FEATURATUING MICHAEL CHE.

93. SASHEER ZAMATA. FEATURATUING MICHAEL CHE. PETE DAVIDSON.

94. FEATURATUING MICHAEL CHE. PETE DAVIDSON. LESLIE JONES.

95. PETE DAVIDSON. LESLIE JONES. JON RUDNITSKY.

96. LESLIE JONES. JON RUDNITSKY. MUSICAL GUEST LEON BRIDGES.

97. JON RUDNITSKY. MUSICAL GUEST LEON BRIDGES. AND YOUR HOST, RYAN GOSLING!

98. MUSICAL GUEST LEON BRIDGES. AND YOUR HOST, RYAN GOSLING! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RYAN

99. AND YOUR HOST, RYAN GOSLING! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RYAN GOSLING!

100. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RYAN GOSLING!

101. GOSLING! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK

102. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

103. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE

104. YOU. I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."

105. I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT.

106. HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT. I'M SO EXCITED TO BE BACK HOME

107. I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT. I'M SO EXCITED TO BE BACK HOME IN NEW YORK CITY.

108. I'M SO EXCITED TO BE BACK HOME IN NEW YORK CITY. MAN, I LOVE THIS CITY AT

109. IN NEW YORK CITY. MAN, I LOVE THIS CITY AT CHRISTMASTIME.

110. MAN, I LOVE THIS CITY AT CHRISTMASTIME. IT BRINGS BACK ALL THESE GREAT

111. CHRISTMASTIME. IT BRINGS BACK ALL THESE GREAT MEMORIES OF GROWING UP WITH THE

112. IT BRINGS BACK ALL THESE GREAT MEMORIES OF GROWING UP WITH THE KIDS, YOU KNOW.

113. MEMORIES OF GROWING UP WITH THE KIDS, YOU KNOW. YOU GOT THE TREE IN ROCKEFELLER

114. KIDS, YOU KNOW. YOU GOT THE TREE IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER, YOU GOT THE ROCKETTES,

115. YOU GOT THE TREE IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER, YOU GOT THE ROCKETTES, YOU KNOW, GETTING A SLICE OF ZA

116. CENTER, YOU GOT THE ROCKETTES, YOU KNOW, GETTING A SLICE OF ZA WITH MY BOYS.

117. YOU KNOW, GETTING A SLICE OF ZA WITH MY BOYS. AND BROOKLYN.

118. WITH MY BOYS. AND BROOKLYN. RYAN, AREN'T YOU ACTUALLY

119. AND BROOKLYN. RYAN, AREN'T YOU ACTUALLY FROM CANADA?

120. RYAN, AREN'T YOU ACTUALLY FROM CANADA? CANADA?

121. FROM CANADA? CANADA? WHERE WOULD I GET THIS ACCENT?

122. CANADA? WHERE WOULD I GET THIS ACCENT? IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU GOT THEM

123. WHERE WOULD I GET THIS ACCENT? IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU GOT THEM FROM THE OLD PHIL ROSUTO ADS

124. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU GOT THEM FROM THE OLD PHIL ROSUTO ADS FROM THE MONEY STORE.

125. FROM THE OLD PHIL ROSUTO ADS FROM THE MONEY STORE. AND I LOOKED IT UP AND YOU'RE

126. FROM THE MONEY STORE. AND I LOOKED IT UP AND YOU'RE DEFINITELY FROM CORNWALL,

127. AND I LOOKED IT UP AND YOU'RE DEFINITELY FROM CORNWALL, ONTARIO.

128. DEFINITELY FROM CORNWALL, ONTARIO. NOT EVERYBODY IS A BIG FAN OF

129. ONTARIO. NOT EVERYBODY IS A BIG FAN OF IMMIGRANTS RIGHT NOW, YOU KNOW

130. NOT EVERYBODY IS A BIG FAN OF IMMIGRANTS RIGHT NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

131. IMMIGRANTS RIGHT NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO BE

132. WHAT I MEAN? I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO BE SHOUTING IT FROM THE RAFTERS.

133. I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO BE SHOUTING IT FROM THE RAFTERS. NOW I'M LOOKING AT GOOGLE

134. SHOUTING IT FROM THE RAFTERS. NOW I'M LOOKING AT GOOGLE IMAGES OF YOU, SO I STOPPED

135. NOW I'M LOOKING AT GOOGLE IMAGES OF YOU, SO I STOPPED LISTENING.

136. IMAGES OF YOU, SO I STOPPED LISTENING. IT'S OKAY, GUYS.

137. LISTENING. IT'S OKAY, GUYS.

138. IT'S OKAY, GUYS. I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE, I'LL

139. I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE, I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.

140. I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE, I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE. MIKE MEYERS.

141. TAKE IT FROM HERE. MIKE MEYERS. WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

142. MIKE MEYERS. WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? I LIVE BACKSTAGE.

143. WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? I LIVE BACKSTAGE. NOW, RYAN, ARE YOU ASHAMED TO BE

144. I LIVE BACKSTAGE. NOW, RYAN, ARE YOU ASHAMED TO BE CANADIAN?

145. NOW, RYAN, ARE YOU ASHAMED TO BE CANADIAN? MIKE, I'M VERY PROUD TO BE

146. CANADIAN? MIKE, I'M VERY PROUD TO BE CANADIAN, OKAY?

147. MIKE, I'M VERY PROUD TO BE CANADIAN, OKAY? IT'S ONE OF THE GREATEST

148. CANADIAN, OKAY? IT'S ONE OF THE GREATEST COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD, YOU

149. IT'S ONE OF THE GREATEST COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD, YOU KNOW?

150. COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD, YOU KNOW? IT'S JUST NOBODY REALLY WANTS A

151. KNOW? IT'S JUST NOBODY REALLY WANTS A DRAMATIC ACTOR FROM CANADA.

152. IT'S JUST NOBODY REALLY WANTS A DRAMATIC ACTOR FROM CANADA. PEOPLE DON'T REALLY THINK OF

153. DRAMATIC ACTOR FROM CANADA. PEOPLE DON'T REALLY THINK OF CANADA THAT WAY, THEY JUST SORT

154. PEOPLE DON'T REALLY THINK OF CANADA THAT WAY, THEY JUST SORT OF THINK OF IT AS AMERICA'S HAT.

155. CANADA THAT WAY, THEY JUST SORT OF THINK OF IT AS AMERICA'S HAT. WE'VE GOT SO MUCH TO BE PROUD

156. OF THINK OF IT AS AMERICA'S HAT. WE'VE GOT SO MUCH TO BE PROUD OF.

157. WE'VE GOT SO MUCH TO BE PROUD OF. COME ON, PEOPLE.

158. OF. COME ON, PEOPLE. OUR HUNKY NEW PRIME MINISTER

159. COME ON, PEOPLE. OUR HUNKY NEW PRIME MINISTER TRUDEAU.

160. OUR HUNKY NEW PRIME MINISTER TRUDEAU. HELLO.

161. TRUDEAU. HELLO. SIR JUSTIN BIEBER.

162. HELLO. SIR JUSTIN BIEBER. COME ON.

163. SIR JUSTIN BIEBER. COME ON. YOU WANT TO TALK CHRISTMAS?

164. COME ON. YOU WANT TO TALK CHRISTMAS? NOBODY DOES CHRISTMAS BETTER

165. YOU WANT TO TALK CHRISTMAS? NOBODY DOES CHRISTMAS BETTER THAN CANADA.

166. NOBODY DOES CHRISTMAS BETTER THAN CANADA. WAKING UP AT DAWN, SNOW UP TO

167. THAN CANADA. WAKING UP AT DAWN, SNOW UP TO YOUR NUGS, WATCHING A

168. WAKING UP AT DAWN, SNOW UP TO YOUR NUGS, WATCHING A GOVERNMENT-FUNDED PRODUCTION OF

169. YOUR NUGS, WATCHING A GOVERNMENT-FUNDED PRODUCTION OF "THE NUTCRACKER," AND OF COURSE,

170. GOVERNMENT-FUNDED PRODUCTION OF "THE NUTCRACKER," AND OF COURSE, BONOM DENEJ, OR A GOOD MAN OF

171. "THE NUTCRACKER," AND OF COURSE, BONOM DENEJ, OR A GOOD MAN OF THE SNOW WHO PUTS YOU IN A MAPLE

172. BONOM DENEJ, OR A GOOD MAN OF THE SNOW WHO PUTS YOU IN A MAPLE SACK AND BEATS YOU WITH A

173. THE SNOW WHO PUTS YOU IN A MAPLE SACK AND BEATS YOU WITH A LACROSSE STICK IF YOU'VE BEEN

174. SACK AND BEATS YOU WITH A LACROSSE STICK IF YOU'VE BEEN TELLING LIES.

175. LACROSSE STICK IF YOU'VE BEEN TELLING LIES. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT, RIGHT?

176. TELLING LIES. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT, RIGHT? LOOK, MY UNCLE WAS THE TOWN

177. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT, RIGHT? LOOK, MY UNCLE WAS THE TOWN MAN ON BENEJ.

178. LOOK, MY UNCLE WAS THE TOWN MAN ON BENEJ. IT IS NOT FUN.

179. MAN ON BENEJ. IT IS NOT FUN. NO, NO, IT'S NOT FUN.

180. IT IS NOT FUN. NO, NO, IT'S NOT FUN. YOU'RE RIGHT, MIKE.

181. NO, NO, IT'S NOT FUN. YOU'RE RIGHT, MIKE. OKAY?

182. YOU'RE RIGHT, MIKE. OKAY? I SHOULDN'T HAVE LIED.

183. OKAY? I SHOULDN'T HAVE LIED. I'M SORRY.

184. I SHOULDN'T HAVE LIED. I'M SORRY. SORRY?

185. I'M SORRY. SORRY? I'M SOARY.

186. SORRY? I'M SOARY. ALL RIGHT!

187. I'M SOARY. ALL RIGHT! HE'S SOARY.

188. ALL RIGHT! HE'S SOARY. WELL, YOU KNOW, DON'T BE SOARY.

189. HE'S SOARY. WELL, YOU KNOW, DON'T BE SOARY. I AM, I AM SOARY.

190. WELL, YOU KNOW, DON'T BE SOARY. I AM, I AM SOARY. NO, NO, NO.

191. I AM, I AM SOARY. NO, NO, NO. DON'T BE SOARY, IT'S

192. NO, NO, NO. DON'T BE SOARY, IT'S CHRISTMASTIME.

193. DON'T BE SOARY, IT'S CHRISTMASTIME. HOW ABOUT WE SING A CANADIAN

194. CHRISTMASTIME. HOW ABOUT WE SING A CANADIAN CHRISTMAS SONG, EH?

195. HOW ABOUT WE SING A CANADIAN CHRISTMAS SONG, EH? FROM OTTAWA TO MANITOBA,

196. CHRISTMAS SONG, EH? FROM OTTAWA TO MANITOBA, SASKATCHEWAN TO NOVA SCOTIA.

197. FROM OTTAWA TO MANITOBA, SASKATCHEWAN TO NOVA SCOTIA. THERE IS A FEELING IN THE AIR —

198. SASKATCHEWAN TO NOVA SCOTIA. THERE IS A FEELING IN THE AIR — SOARY.

199. THERE IS A FEELING IN THE AIR — SOARY. I SANG YOUR LINE.

200. SOARY. I SANG YOUR LINE. NO, I'M SOARY.

201. I SANG YOUR LINE. NO, I'M SOARY. NO, YOU GO AHEAD, YOU'RE MIKE

202. NO, I'M SOARY. NO, YOU GO AHEAD, YOU'RE MIKE MEYERS.

203. NO, YOU GO AHEAD, YOU'RE MIKE MEYERS. THAT'S A LITTLE TRUE.

204. MEYERS. THAT'S A LITTLE TRUE. A LITTLE TRUE.

205. THAT'S A LITTLE TRUE. A LITTLE TRUE. WE'LL BOTH SING.

206. A LITTLE TRUE. WE'LL BOTH SING. COME ON.

207. WE'LL BOTH SING. COME ON. ♪ SANTA'S COMING SO DON'T YOU

208. SHOUT ♪ ♪ THAT'S WHAT A CANADIAN CHRISTMAS IS ABOOT.

209. CHRISTMAS IS ABOOT. THIS WAS WRITTEN BY AN AMERICAN, YOU KNOW.

210. THIS WAS WRITTEN BY AN AMERICAN, YOU KNOW. I DON'T COLLECT CHRISTMAS

211. AMERICAN, YOU KNOW. I DON'T COLLECT CHRISTMAS CAROLS, I DON'T SAY ABOOT.

212. I DON'T COLLECT CHRISTMAS CAROLS, I DON'T SAY ABOOT. DO YOU?

213. CAROLS, I DON'T SAY ABOOT. DO YOU? NO, NO.

214. DO YOU? NO, NO. IT DEPENDS WHAT YOU MEAN BY

215. NO, NO. IT DEPENDS WHAT YOU MEAN BY ABOOT.

216. IT DEPENDS WHAT YOU MEAN BY ABOOT. AND WE DON'T WEAR THE MAPLE

217. ABOOT. AND WE DON'T WEAR THE MAPLE LEAF JERSEY.

218. AND WE DON'T WEAR THE MAPLE LEAF JERSEY. THIS IS PRETTY MUCH WHAT I

219. LEAF JERSEY. THIS IS PRETTY MUCH WHAT I WEAR EVERY DAY.

220. THIS IS PRETTY MUCH WHAT I WEAR EVERY DAY. ♪ WEARING HEAVY SWEATERS IN

221. AND SCOOP ♪ ♪ CANADIAN CHRISTMAS IS ABOOT. CANADIAN CHRISTMAS DANCE

222. CANADIAN CHRISTMAS DANCE NUMBER. GO!

223. GO!

224. WILL DRINK MOLSON TILL WE PUKE ♪ ♪ IN THE MORNING, WE ALL SHOUT ♪ THAT'S WHAT A CANADIAN

225. CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT ♪ WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT!

226. WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT! STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT

227. YOU TONIGHT! STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

228. STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK! I THINK I'M A PRETTY GOOD

229. BACK! I THINK I'M A PRETTY GOOD CATCH, SO WHY CAN'T I MEET THE

230. I THINK I'M A PRETTY GOOD CATCH, SO WHY CAN'T I MEET THE RIGHT GUY?

231. CATCH, SO WHY CAN'T I MEET THE RIGHT GUY? I'VE TRIED THE ON-LINE DATING

232. RIGHT GUY? I'VE TRIED THE ON-LINE DATING APPS LIKE TINDR, BUT I WANT TO

233. I'VE TRIED THE ON-LINE DATING APPS LIKE TINDR, BUT I WANT TO GET MARRIED NOW.

234. APPS LIKE TINDR, BUT I WANT TO GET MARRIED NOW. THAT'S WHY I TRIED THE APP

235. GET MARRIED NOW. THAT'S WHY I TRIED THE APP SETTL.

236. THAT'S WHY I TRIED THE APP SETTL. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH

237. SETTL. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH SETTL.

238. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH SETTL. THEY'RE JUST THE CHARACTERISTICS

239. SETTL. THEY'RE JUST THE CHARACTERISTICS I CARE TO OVERLOOK.

240. THEY'RE JUST THE CHARACTERISTICS I CARE TO OVERLOOK. I JOINED SETTL AND WENT ON

241. I CARE TO OVERLOOK. I JOINED SETTL AND WENT ON TONS OF OKAY DATES.

242. I JOINED SETTL AND WENT ON TONS OF OKAY DATES. THAT'S HOW I MET HENRY.

243. TONS OF OKAY DATES. THAT'S HOW I MET HENRY. HE MAY DRIVE A SMARTCAR BUT HE'S

244. THAT'S HOW I MET HENRY. HE MAY DRIVE A SMARTCAR BUT HE'S A MANAGER AT PETCO AND EVEN AS A

245. HE MAY DRIVE A SMARTCAR BUT HE'S A MANAGER AT PETCO AND EVEN AS A 401(k).

246. A MANAGER AT PETCO AND EVEN AS A 401(k). WE'RE GETTING MARRIED IN APRIL,

247. 401(k). WE'RE GETTING MARRIED IN APRIL, WHICH IS BEFORE MY SISTER.

248. WE'RE GETTING MARRIED IN APRIL, WHICH IS BEFORE MY SISTER. SETTL ISN'T LIKE THE OTHER

249. WHICH IS BEFORE MY SISTER. SETTL ISN'T LIKE THE OTHER DATING APPS.

250. SETTL ISN'T LIKE THE OTHER DATING APPS. IT'S HONEST.

251. DATING APPS. IT'S HONEST. FOR EXAMPLE, MEN ARE ONLY

252. IT'S HONEST. FOR EXAMPLE, MEN ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO UPLOAD THEIR PASSPORT

253. FOR EXAMPLE, MEN ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO UPLOAD THEIR PASSPORT PHOTOS.

254. ALLOWED TO UPLOAD THEIR PASSPORT PHOTOS. THAT WAY WE CAN'T FOCUS ON THEIR

255. PHOTOS. THAT WAY WE CAN'T FOCUS ON THEIR LOOKS.

256. THAT WAY WE CAN'T FOCUS ON THEIR LOOKS. HI.

257. LOOKS. HI. SORRY I'M LATE.

258. HI. SORRY I'M LATE. I DON'T HAVE A CAR.

259. SORRY I'M LATE. I DON'T HAVE A CAR. WHATEVER.

260. I DON'T HAVE A CAR. WHATEVER. AND THEY GUARANTEED A DATE

261. WHATEVER. AND THEY GUARANTEED A DATE BECAUSE SETTL ALLOWS A LOT.

262. AND THEY GUARANTEED A DATE BECAUSE SETTL ALLOWS A LOT. REMEMBER, IT'S NOT GIVING UP,

263. BECAUSE SETTL ALLOWS A LOT. REMEMBER, IT'S NOT GIVING UP, IT'S SETTLING UP.

264. REMEMBER, IT'S NOT GIVING UP, IT'S SETTLING UP. SETTL.

265. IT'S SETTLING UP. SETTL. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE

266. SETTL. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE ANOTHER GLASS OF WINE?

267. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE ANOTHER GLASS OF WINE? NO, THANK YOU.

268. ANOTHER GLASS OF WINE? NO, THANK YOU. I'M USUALLY IN BED BY NOW.

269. NO, THANK YOU. I'M USUALLY IN BED BY NOW. > I'M AGENT MORRIS WITH THE

270. I'M USUALLY IN BED BY NOW. > I'M AGENT MORRIS WITH THE NSA.

271. > I'M AGENT MORRIS WITH THE NSA. WE KNOW YOU'VE HAD QUITE A TRIP

272. NSA. WE KNOW YOU'VE HAD QUITE A TRIP SO WE APPRECIATE YOU MAKING THE

273. WE KNOW YOU'VE HAD QUITE A TRIP SO WE APPRECIATE YOU MAKING THE TRIP WITHOUT MUCH NOTICE.

274. SO WE APPRECIATE YOU MAKING THE TRIP WITHOUT MUCH NOTICE. YOU ARE A GREAT ADDITION TO

275. TRIP WITHOUT MUCH NOTICE. YOU ARE A GREAT ADDITION TO THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

276. YOU ARE A GREAT ADDITION TO THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT. NUTS, MAN.

277. THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT. NUTS, MAN. WE'RE JUST ALL-TIME BUDS WHO SAW

278. NUTS, MAN. WE'RE JUST ALL-TIME BUDS WHO SAW A UFO AND NOW WE'RE WORKING WITH

279. WE'RE JUST ALL-TIME BUDS WHO SAW A UFO AND NOW WE'RE WORKING WITH THE GOVERNMENT.

280. A UFO AND NOW WE'RE WORKING WITH THE GOVERNMENT. AFTER THE BLUE LIGHT PULLED

281. THE GOVERNMENT. AFTER THE BLUE LIGHT PULLED YOU INTO THE SPACECRAFT, WHAT

282. AFTER THE BLUE LIGHT PULLED YOU INTO THE SPACECRAFT, WHAT WAS YOUR NEXT MEMORY?

283. YOU INTO THE SPACECRAFT, WHAT WAS YOUR NEXT MEMORY? I CAME TO AND SAW A BEAUTIFUL

284. WAS YOUR NEXT MEMORY? I CAME TO AND SAW A BEAUTIFUL THING MADE OF A BEAUTIFUL LIGHT.

285. I CAME TO AND SAW A BEAUTIFUL THING MADE OF A BEAUTIFUL LIGHT. THAT BEAM TOUCHED MY HEAD AND

286. THING MADE OF A BEAUTIFUL LIGHT. THAT BEAM TOUCHED MY HEAD AND I SAW EVERY EMOTION IN ITS

287. THAT BEAM TOUCHED MY HEAD AND I SAW EVERY EMOTION IN ITS PUREST FORM.

288. I SAW EVERY EMOTION IN ITS PUREST FORM. IT WAS AMAZING.

289. PUREST FORM. IT WAS AMAZING. I CRIED, SIR.

290. IT WAS AMAZING. I CRIED, SIR. AND YOU, MS. RAFFERTY.

291. I CRIED, SIR. AND YOU, MS. RAFFERTY. WOW.

292. AND YOU, MS. RAFFERTY. WOW. WHAT FLOOR WERE YOU GUYS ON?

293. WOW. WHAT FLOOR WERE YOU GUYS ON? I WOKE UP IN A DIRTY METAL DOME

294. WHAT FLOOR WERE YOU GUYS ON? I WOKE UP IN A DIRTY METAL DOME AND 40 GRAY MEN WATCHED ME PEE

295. I WOKE UP IN A DIRTY METAL DOME AND 40 GRAY MEN WATCHED ME PEE IN A STEEL BALL.

296. AND 40 GRAY MEN WATCHED ME PEE IN A STEEL BALL. THEY TOOK THE BALL AND WALKED

297. IN A STEEL BALL. THEY TOOK THE BALL AND WALKED OUT.

298. THEY TOOK THE BALL AND WALKED OUT. INTERESTING.

299. OUT. INTERESTING. WERE THESE BEINGS ALSO BATHED IN

300. INTERESTING. WERE THESE BEINGS ALSO BATHED IN LIGHT?

301. WERE THESE BEINGS ALSO BATHED IN LIGHT? NOPE, NOPE.

302. LIGHT? NOPE, NOPE. THEY WERE GRAY WITH BIG, FAT

303. NOPE, NOPE. THEY WERE GRAY WITH BIG, FAT EYES AND A LITTLE MOUTH.

304. THEY WERE GRAY WITH BIG, FAT EYES AND A LITTLE MOUTH. IT JUST STARED WHILE I PEED.

305. EYES AND A LITTLE MOUTH. IT JUST STARED WHILE I PEED. I DON'T THINK I WAS DEALING WITH

306. IT JUST STARED WHILE I PEED. I DON'T THINK I WAS DEALING WITH THE TOP BRASS.

307. I DON'T THINK I WAS DEALING WITH THE TOP BRASS. AND HOW DID THEY INSTRUCT YOU

308. THE TOP BRASS. AND HOW DID THEY INSTRUCT YOU TO URINATE?

309. AND HOW DID THEY INSTRUCT YOU TO URINATE? WAS THAT TELEPATHICALLY?

310. TO URINATE? WAS THAT TELEPATHICALLY? NO, I WOKE UP AND HAD TO PEE

311. WAS THAT TELEPATHICALLY? NO, I WOKE UP AND HAD TO PEE LIKE A CAMEL.

312. NO, I WOKE UP AND HAD TO PEE LIKE A CAMEL. I STARTED PEEING AND ONE OF THE

313. LIKE A CAMEL. I STARTED PEEING AND ONE OF THE GRAY ALIENS TAPPED THE WALL AND

314. I STARTED PEEING AND ONE OF THE GRAY ALIENS TAPPED THE WALL AND POINTED TO THE BOWL.

315. GRAY ALIENS TAPPED THE WALL AND POINTED TO THE BOWL. I GOT THE HINT AND WALKED OVER

316. POINTED TO THE BOWL. I GOT THE HINT AND WALKED OVER TO THE BOWL AND PEED IN IT.

317. I GOT THE HINT AND WALKED OVER TO THE BOWL AND PEED IN IT. I SEE.

318. TO THE BOWL AND PEED IN IT. I SEE. WHEN YOU AWOKE, WERE YOU

319. I SEE. WHEN YOU AWOKE, WERE YOU CLOTHED?

320. WHEN YOU AWOKE, WERE YOU CLOTHED? I WAS WRAPPED IN A ROBE MADE

321. CLOTHED? I WAS WRAPPED IN A ROBE MADE OF WARM, GLOWING ENERGY.

322. I WAS WRAPPED IN A ROBE MADE OF WARM, GLOWING ENERGY. YEAH, LIKE A BLANKET MADE OUT

323. OF WARM, GLOWING ENERGY. YEAH, LIKE A BLANKET MADE OUT OF PURE LOVE.

324. YEAH, LIKE A BLANKET MADE OUT OF PURE LOVE. YEAH, A LITTLE DIFFERENT FOR

325. OF PURE LOVE. YEAH, A LITTLE DIFFERENT FOR ME.

326. YEAH, A LITTLE DIFFERENT FOR ME. I HAD MY SHIRT I CAME IN WITH

327. ME. I HAD MY SHIRT I CAME IN WITH BUT MY PANTS WERE GONE.

328. I HAD MY SHIRT I CAME IN WITH BUT MY PANTS WERE GONE. SO MY COOT-COOT WAS OUT.

329. BUT MY PANTS WERE GONE. SO MY COOT-COOT WAS OUT. PORKY PIGGING IT IN A DRAFTY

330. SO MY COOT-COOT WAS OUT. PORKY PIGGING IT IN A DRAFTY DOME.

331. PORKY PIGGING IT IN A DRAFTY DOME. NOW, DID YOU ALL STAY ON THE

332. DOME. NOW, DID YOU ALL STAY ON THE SAME SHIP THE ENTIRE TIME?

333. NOW, DID YOU ALL STAY ON THE SAME SHIP THE ENTIRE TIME? WELL, YOU KNOW, MY BODY DID,

334. SAME SHIP THE ENTIRE TIME? WELL, YOU KNOW, MY BODY DID, BUT MY CONSCIOUSNESS WAS SHOWING

335. WELL, YOU KNOW, MY BODY DID, BUT MY CONSCIOUSNESS WAS SHOWING WHAT LIES BEYOND TIME AND SPACE.

336. BUT MY CONSCIOUSNESS WAS SHOWING WHAT LIES BEYOND TIME AND SPACE. IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.

337. WHAT LIES BEYOND TIME AND SPACE. IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. I'M TRYING JUST THINKING ABOUT

338. IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. I'M TRYING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT A LITTLE BIT.

339. I'M TRYING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT A LITTLE BIT. GIVE ME THE TISSUE.

340. IT A LITTLE BIT. GIVE ME THE TISSUE. I'LL USE MY SHIRT.

341. GIVE ME THE TISSUE. I'LL USE MY SHIRT. THE ALIENS SHOWED MY MIND THE

342. I'LL USE MY SHIRT. THE ALIENS SHOWED MY MIND THE FURNACE OF ALL CREATION, WHAT WE

343. THE ALIENS SHOWED MY MIND THE FURNACE OF ALL CREATION, WHAT WE WOULD CALL GOD.

344. FURNACE OF ALL CREATION, WHAT WE WOULD CALL GOD. WHAT?

345. WOULD CALL GOD. WHAT? THESE FANCY CATS ARE SEEING

346. WHAT? THESE FANCY CATS ARE SEEING GODS.

347. THESE FANCY CATS ARE SEEING GODS. MEANWHILE I'M STARTING PHASE 2

348. GODS. MEANWHILE I'M STARTING PHASE 2 WHICH IS ME SITTING ON A STOOL

349. MEANWHILE I'M STARTING PHASE 2 WHICH IS ME SITTING ON A STOOL WHILE 40 GRAY ALIENS TAKE TURNS

350. WHICH IS ME SITTING ON A STOOL WHILE 40 GRAY ALIENS TAKE TURNS GENTLY BATTING MY KNOCKERS

351. WHILE 40 GRAY ALIENS TAKE TURNS GENTLY BATTING MY KNOCKERS AROUND.

352. GENTLY BATTING MY KNOCKERS AROUND. DID YOU ALL GET THE KNOCKER

353. AROUND. DID YOU ALL GET THE KNOCKER STUFF?

354. DID YOU ALL GET THE KNOCKER STUFF? NO, NO, NO KNOCKER STUFF.

355. STUFF? NO, NO, NO KNOCKER STUFF. SORRY.

356. NO, NO, NO KNOCKER STUFF. SORRY. AND DID YOU FEEL THREATENED,

357. SORRY. AND DID YOU FEEL THREATENED, MISS RAFFERTY?

358. AND DID YOU FEEL THREATENED, MISS RAFFERTY? NO, NO, NO, NO.

359. MISS RAFFERTY? NO, NO, NO, NO. THEY WERE REAL RESPECTFUL ABOUT

360. NO, NO, NO, NO. THEY WERE REAL RESPECTFUL ABOUT IT.

361. THEY WERE REAL RESPECTFUL ABOUT IT. THEY WERE IN A LINE, AND THEN

362. IT. THEY WERE IN A LINE, AND THEN ONE BY ONE THEY WOULD STEP UP,

363. THEY WERE IN A LINE, AND THEN ONE BY ONE THEY WOULD STEP UP, SLAP A KNOCKER AND THEN GO TO

364. ONE BY ONE THEY WOULD STEP UP, SLAP A KNOCKER AND THEN GO TO THE END OF THE LINE AND WAIT FOR

365. SLAP A KNOCKER AND THEN GO TO THE END OF THE LINE AND WAIT FOR ANOTHER TURN.

366. THE END OF THE LINE AND WAIT FOR ANOTHER TURN. IT DIDN'T HURT, IT WAS LIKE —

367. ANOTHER TURN. IT DIDN'T HURT, IT WAS LIKE — I'M SORRY, PARDON ME, SHARON —

368. IT DIDN'T HURT, IT WAS LIKE — I'M SORRY, PARDON ME, SHARON — KIND OF LIKE THAT.

369. I'M SORRY, PARDON ME, SHARON — KIND OF LIKE THAT. NO HARM, NO FOUL.

370. KIND OF LIKE THAT. NO HARM, NO FOUL. THAT HURTS.

371. NO HARM, NO FOUL. THAT HURTS. PERHAPS THEY WERE COLLECTING

372. THAT HURTS. PERHAPS THEY WERE COLLECTING BIOLOGICAL DATA?

373. PERHAPS THEY WERE COLLECTING BIOLOGICAL DATA? NO.

374. BIOLOGICAL DATA? NO. NO, THAT WAS OFF THE BOOKS.

375. NO. NO, THAT WAS OFF THE BOOKS. I SWEAR TO GOD THERE WAS ONE

376. NO, THAT WAS OFF THE BOOKS. I SWEAR TO GOD THERE WAS ONE GRAY ALIEN AT THE DOOR THAT WAS

377. I SWEAR TO GOD THERE WAS ONE GRAY ALIEN AT THE DOOR THAT WAS KIND OF — I THINK HE WAS THE

378. GRAY ALIEN AT THE DOOR THAT WAS KIND OF — I THINK HE WAS THE LOOKOUT.

379. KIND OF — I THINK HE WAS THE LOOKOUT. LOOK, IT WASN'T MY WORST

380. LOOKOUT. LOOK, IT WASN'T MY WORST WEDNESDAY NIGHT.

381. LOOK, IT WASN'T MY WORST WEDNESDAY NIGHT. HOW DID THE ALIENS RETURN YOU

382. WEDNESDAY NIGHT. HOW DID THE ALIENS RETURN YOU ALL TO EARTH?

383. HOW DID THE ALIENS RETURN YOU ALL TO EARTH? I WAS CARRIED DOWN GENTLY —

384. ALL TO EARTH? I WAS CARRIED DOWN GENTLY — RYAN — I WAS CARRIED DOWN

385. I WAS CARRIED DOWN GENTLY — RYAN — I WAS CARRIED DOWN GENTLY IN A CRADLE OF LIGHT AND

386. RYAN — I WAS CARRIED DOWN GENTLY IN A CRADLE OF LIGHT AND LAID DOWN IN A SOFT BED OF

387. GENTLY IN A CRADLE OF LIGHT AND LAID DOWN IN A SOFT BED OF FLOWERS.

388. LAID DOWN IN A SOFT BED OF FLOWERS. YEAH, THE LIGHT LAID ME DOWN

389. FLOWERS. YEAH, THE LIGHT LAID ME DOWN IN A BED OF MEADOW NEAR MY

390. YEAH, THE LIGHT LAID ME DOWN IN A BED OF MEADOW NEAR MY HOUSE.

391. IN A BED OF MEADOW NEAR MY HOUSE. I WAS CRYING TEARS OF JOY, SIR.

392. HOUSE. I WAS CRYING TEARS OF JOY, SIR. MY GRAND EXIT WAS OUT OF WHAT

393. I WAS CRYING TEARS OF JOY, SIR. MY GRAND EXIT WAS OUT OF WHAT WAS BASICALLY LIKE A BIG

394. MY GRAND EXIT WAS OUT OF WHAT WAS BASICALLY LIKE A BIG AIRPLANE TOILET, RIGHT?

395. WAS BASICALLY LIKE A BIG AIRPLANE TOILET, RIGHT? I DROPPED DOWN 7 FEET ON THE

396. AIRPLANE TOILET, RIGHT? I DROPPED DOWN 7 FEET ON THE ROOF OF A LONG JOHN SILVER'S.

397. I DROPPED DOWN 7 FEET ON THE ROOF OF A LONG JOHN SILVER'S. THEY THREW OUT MY PANTS

398. ROOF OF A LONG JOHN SILVER'S. THEY THREW OUT MY PANTS SEPARATELY.

399. THEY THREW OUT MY PANTS SEPARATELY. THEY MISSED THE ROOF.

400. SEPARATELY. THEY MISSED THE ROOF. MY SLACKS LANDED IN A FREAKING

401. THEY MISSED THE ROOF. MY SLACKS LANDED IN A FREAKING PINE TREE 30 FEET AWAY.

402. MY SLACKS LANDED IN A FREAKING PINE TREE 30 FEET AWAY. SO I HAD TO JUST CHILL OUT THERE

403. PINE TREE 30 FEET AWAY. SO I HAD TO JUST CHILL OUT THERE WITH MY DAMN COOT-COOT SHOWING

404. SO I HAD TO JUST CHILL OUT THERE WITH MY DAMN COOT-COOT SHOWING UNTIL THE PLACE OPENED UP.

405. WITH MY DAMN COOT-COOT SHOWING UNTIL THE PLACE OPENED UP. MAN, YOU GOT SCREWED.

406. UNTIL THE PLACE OPENED UP. MAN, YOU GOT SCREWED. OH, YOU THINK?

407. MAN, YOU GOT SCREWED. OH, YOU THINK? WELL, WE'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU

408. OH, YOU THINK? WELL, WE'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU GUYS FOR PHYSICAL EXAMINATIONS

409. WELL, WE'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU GUYS FOR PHYSICAL EXAMINATIONS NOW.

410. GUYS FOR PHYSICAL EXAMINATIONS NOW. ALL RIGHT.

411. NOW. ALL RIGHT. THERE GOING TO BE ANY KNOCKER

412. ALL RIGHT. THERE GOING TO BE ANY KNOCKER STUFF?

413. THERE GOING TO BE ANY KNOCKER STUFF? THERE MIGHT BE, I'M SORRY.

414. STUFF? THERE MIGHT BE, I'M SORRY. OKAY, JUST BE GENTLE.

415. THERE MIGHT BE, I'M SORRY. OKAY, JUST BE GENTLE. WHAT'S GOD LIKE?

416. OKAY, JUST BE GENTLE. WHAT'S GOD LIKE? > THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR

417. WHAT'S GOD LIKE? > THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR INVITING DOUG AND I TO YOUR

418. > THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR INVITING DOUG AND I TO YOUR HOLIDAY PARTY.

419. INVITING DOUG AND I TO YOUR HOLIDAY PARTY. CHRISTMAS IS OUR FAVORITE

420. HOLIDAY PARTY. CHRISTMAS IS OUR FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR, BUT SINCE WE WERE

421. CHRISTMAS IS OUR FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR, BUT SINCE WE WERE NEW TO THE CITY, WE WEREN'T SURE

422. TIME OF YEAR, BUT SINCE WE WERE NEW TO THE CITY, WE WEREN'T SURE WHO WE WERE GOING TO SPEND IT

423. NEW TO THE CITY, WE WEREN'T SURE WHO WE WERE GOING TO SPEND IT WITH, YOU KNOW?

424. WHO WE WERE GOING TO SPEND IT WITH, YOU KNOW? I MEAN, BESIDES THE FANTASY.

425. WITH, YOU KNOW? I MEAN, BESIDES THE FANTASY. WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD,

426. I MEAN, BESIDES THE FANTASY. WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD, AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE

427. WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD, AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE CHRISTMAS COOKIES.

428. AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE CHRISTMAS COOKIES. AH, AH, AH, THOSE ARE FOR SANTA.

429. CHRISTMAS COOKIES. AH, AH, AH, THOSE ARE FOR SANTA. TOO BAD WE'RE OUT OF MILK.

430. AH, AH, AH, THOSE ARE FOR SANTA. TOO BAD WE'RE OUT OF MILK. HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO SETTLE FOR

431. TOO BAD WE'RE OUT OF MILK. HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO SETTLE FOR BOURBON INSTEAD.

432. HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO SETTLE FOR BOURBON INSTEAD. SANTA DOESN'T DRINK.

433. BOURBON INSTEAD. SANTA DOESN'T DRINK. HE'S GOT TO DRIVE A SLEIGH.

434. SANTA DOESN'T DRINK. HE'S GOT TO DRIVE A SLEIGH. YOU'RE SO SMART, SWEETIE.

435. HE'S GOT TO DRIVE A SLEIGH. YOU'RE SO SMART, SWEETIE. HMM.

436. YOU'RE SO SMART, SWEETIE. HMM. DAD, IS SANTA COMING SOON?

437. HMM. DAD, IS SANTA COMING SOON? TELL YOU WHAT, BUD.

438. DAD, IS SANTA COMING SOON? TELL YOU WHAT, BUD. I'M GOING TO GO UP THERE IN A

439. TELL YOU WHAT, BUD. I'M GOING TO GO UP THERE IN A COUPLE MINUTES AND SEE IF HE'S

440. I'M GOING TO GO UP THERE IN A COUPLE MINUTES AND SEE IF HE'S READY TO COME DOWN AND TALK TO

441. COUPLE MINUTES AND SEE IF HE'S READY TO COME DOWN AND TALK TO THE KIDS.

442. READY TO COME DOWN AND TALK TO THE KIDS. HE'S UPSTAIRS?

443. THE KIDS. HE'S UPSTAIRS? WE WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO MEET

444. HE'S UPSTAIRS? WE WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO MEET HIM.

445. WE WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO MEET HIM. YEAH.

446. HIM. YEAH. WELL, ANYWAY, CINDY AND I DROVE

447. YEAH. WELL, ANYWAY, CINDY AND I DROVE UP TO YOSEMITE LAST MONTH.

448. WELL, ANYWAY, CINDY AND I DROVE UP TO YOSEMITE LAST MONTH. THAT MUST HAVE BEEN GORGEOUS.

449. UP TO YOSEMITE LAST MONTH. THAT MUST HAVE BEEN GORGEOUS. I'M SORRY, IS SANTA HERE?

450. THAT MUST HAVE BEEN GORGEOUS. I'M SORRY, IS SANTA HERE? YES OR NO?

451. I'M SORRY, IS SANTA HERE? YES OR NO? YEAH, HE USUALLY MAKES AN

452. YES OR NO? YEAH, HE USUALLY MAKES AN APPEARANCE.

453. YEAH, HE USUALLY MAKES AN APPEARANCE. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND HE'S

454. APPEARANCE. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND HE'S HERE.

455. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND HE'S HERE. YOU, ME AND SANTA BABY.

456. HERE. YOU, ME AND SANTA BABY. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

457. YOU, ME AND SANTA BABY. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. OKAY.

458. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. OKAY. HERE WE GO.

459. OKAY. HERE WE GO. NOW, I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW US

460. HERE WE GO. NOW, I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW US VERY WELL.

461. NOW, I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW US VERY WELL. WE JUST MOVED TO THIS

462. VERY WELL. WE JUST MOVED TO THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.

463. WE JUST MOVED TO THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. BUT I PROMISE YOU, WE WON'T LET

464. NEIGHBORHOOD. BUT I PROMISE YOU, WE WON'T LET YOU DOWN ON THIS.

465. BUT I PROMISE YOU, WE WON'T LET YOU DOWN ON THIS. OKAY?

466. YOU DOWN ON THIS. OKAY? YOU CAN TRUST US ON THIS.

467. OKAY? YOU CAN TRUST US ON THIS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU THINK

468. YOU CAN TRUST US ON THIS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IS GOING ON HERE TONIGHT, BUT

469. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IS GOING ON HERE TONIGHT, BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MEET THE

470. IS GOING ON HERE TONIGHT, BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MEET THE REAL SANTA.

471. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MEET THE REAL SANTA. NO.

472. REAL SANTA. NO. HUH-UH.

473. NO. HUH-UH. CAN'T DO THAT, DAVID, I'M

474. HUH-UH. CAN'T DO THAT, DAVID, I'M SORRY.

475. CAN'T DO THAT, DAVID, I'M SORRY. I CANNOT, IN GOOD CONSCIENCE,

476. SORRY. I CANNOT, IN GOOD CONSCIENCE, PASS ON AN OPPORTUNITY TO THANK

477. I CANNOT, IN GOOD CONSCIENCE, PASS ON AN OPPORTUNITY TO THANK THAT BEAUTIFUL MAN FOR BRINGING

478. PASS ON AN OPPORTUNITY TO THANK THAT BEAUTIFUL MAN FOR BRINGING ME PRESENTS EVERY CHRISTMAS

479. THAT BEAUTIFUL MAN FOR BRINGING ME PRESENTS EVERY CHRISTMAS UNTIL MY PARENTS LEFT AT A VERY

480. ME PRESENTS EVERY CHRISTMAS UNTIL MY PARENTS LEFT AT A VERY YOUNG AGE.

481. UNTIL MY PARENTS LEFT AT A VERY YOUNG AGE. I WANT TO MEET RUDOLPH.

482. YOUNG AGE. I WANT TO MEET RUDOLPH. RUDOLPH ISN'T HERE, GINA.

483. I WANT TO MEET RUDOLPH. RUDOLPH ISN'T HERE, GINA. THEN HOW THE DID

484. RUDOLPH ISN'T HERE, GINA. THEN HOW THE DID SANTA GET HERE, DAVID?

485. THEN HOW THE DID SANTA GET HERE, DAVID? USE YOUR HEAD!

486. SANTA GET HERE, DAVID? USE YOUR HEAD! I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE DOING

487. USE YOUR HEAD! I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING, DAVID.

488. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING, DAVID. DO YOU THINK THAT ME AND MY BABY

489. WHAT YOU'RE DOING, DAVID. DO YOU THINK THAT ME AND MY BABY AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO MEET

490. DO YOU THINK THAT ME AND MY BABY AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO MEET SANTA?

491. AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO MEET SANTA? IS THAT IT?

492. SANTA? IS THAT IT? IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?

493. IS THAT IT? IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK? NO, YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH.

494. IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK? NO, YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH. EVERYBODY IS GOING TO STAY WHERE

495. NO, YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH. EVERYBODY IS GOING TO STAY WHERE THEY ARE, AND YOU'RE GOING TO GO

496. EVERYBODY IS GOING TO STAY WHERE THEY ARE, AND YOU'RE GOING TO GO UPSTAIRS, AND YOU'RE GOING TO

497. THEY ARE, AND YOU'RE GOING TO GO UPSTAIRS, AND YOU'RE GOING TO GET THAT BEAUTIFUL ANCIENT MAN

498. UPSTAIRS, AND YOU'RE GOING TO GET THAT BEAUTIFUL ANCIENT MAN AND BRING HIM DOWN.

499. GET THAT BEAUTIFUL ANCIENT MAN AND BRING HIM DOWN. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME

500. AND BRING HIM DOWN. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO.

501. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO. GO GET SANTA!

502. TO DO. GO GET SANTA! GO GET SANTA, BABY!

503. GO GET SANTA! GO GET SANTA, BABY! I LOVE YOU.

504. GO GET SANTA, BABY! I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BABY.

505. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BABY. WELL, HAPPY HOLIDAYS,

506. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BABY. WELL, HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYBODY.

507. WELL, HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYBODY. I THINK I'LL BEAT THE TRAFFIC.

508. EVERYBODY. I THINK I'LL BEAT THE TRAFFIC. WHY IS EVERYBODY SO TENSE?

509. I THINK I'LL BEAT THE TRAFFIC. WHY IS EVERYBODY SO TENSE? IT'S A PARTY.

510. WHY IS EVERYBODY SO TENSE? IT'S A PARTY. RIGHT?

511. IT'S A PARTY. RIGHT? LET'S GET SOME MUSIC.

512. RIGHT? LET'S GET SOME MUSIC. OKAY, BABY.

513. OKAY, BABY. I'M SCARED.

514. I'M SCARED. I'M SCARED, TOO. HO, HO, HO.

515. I'M SCARED, TOO. HO, HO, HO. IT IS YOU!

516. HO, HO, HO. IT IS YOU!

517. IT IS YOU! YOU LOOK GOOD, BUD.

518. YOU LOOK GOOD, BUD. YOU LOST WEIGHT.

519. YOU LOOK GOOD, BUD. YOU LOST WEIGHT. BABY, I WANT TO SIT ON

520. YOU LOST WEIGHT. BABY, I WANT TO SIT ON SANTA'S LAP.

521. BABY, I WANT TO SIT ON SANTA'S LAP. GET ME A CHAIR.

522. SANTA'S LAP. GET ME A CHAIR. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR

523. GET ME A CHAIR. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS?

524. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS? OKAY.

525. CHRISTMAS? OKAY. CUISINART.

526. OKAY. CUISINART. I WANT A PICTURE.

527. CUISINART. I WANT A PICTURE. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

528. I WANT A PICTURE. MERRY CHRISTMAS! SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!

529. MERRY CHRISTMAS! SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT! > THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY

530. SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT! > THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER.

531. > THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER. THE ONLY WAY IT WOULD BE

532. PARTY EVER. THE ONLY WAY IT WOULD BE BETTER IS IF JUSTIN BIEBER WAS

533. THE ONLY WAY IT WOULD BE BETTER IS IF JUSTIN BIEBER WAS PERFORMING.

534. BETTER IS IF JUSTIN BIEBER WAS PERFORMING. MY DAD ACTUALLY E-MAILED HIS

535. PERFORMING. MY DAD ACTUALLY E-MAILED HIS PEOPLE TO SEE IF THEY WOULD, AND

536. MY DAD ACTUALLY E-MAILED HIS PEOPLE TO SEE IF THEY WOULD, AND HE JUST WROTE BACK NO.

537. PEOPLE TO SEE IF THEY WOULD, AND HE JUST WROTE BACK NO. IT'S NICE THAT THEY

538. HE JUST WROTE BACK NO. IT'S NICE THAT THEY RESPONDED.

539. IT'S NICE THAT THEY RESPONDED. PARTY POLICE.

540. RESPONDED. PARTY POLICE. YOU GIRLS ARE UNDER ARREST.

541. PARTY POLICE. YOU GIRLS ARE UNDER ARREST. FOR HAVING TOO MUCH FUN.

542. YOU GIRLS ARE UNDER ARREST. FOR HAVING TOO MUCH FUN. DADDY, THAT'S SO LAME.

543. FOR HAVING TOO MUCH FUN. DADDY, THAT'S SO LAME. GO AWAY.

544. DADDY, THAT'S SO LAME. GO AWAY. NO CAN DO, LITTLE GIRL.

545. GO AWAY. NO CAN DO, LITTLE GIRL. YOU MAY BE GETTING OLDER BUT

546. NO CAN DO, LITTLE GIRL. YOU MAY BE GETTING OLDER BUT YOU'RE STILL MY LITTLE MUFFIN.

547. YOU MAY BE GETTING OLDER BUT YOU'RE STILL MY LITTLE MUFFIN. DADDY, I'M NOT A MUFFIN.

548. YOU'RE STILL MY LITTLE MUFFIN. DADDY, I'M NOT A MUFFIN. THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL SO

549. DADDY, I'M NOT A MUFFIN. THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL SO SWEET?

550. THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL SO SWEET? I'LL BE BACK IN A JIFFY-POP.

551. SWEET? I'LL BE BACK IN A JIFFY-POP. HE'S SO EMBARRASSING.

552. I'LL BE BACK IN A JIFFY-POP. HE'S SO EMBARRASSING. WHY?

553. HE'S SO EMBARRASSING. WHY? BECAUSE YOUR DAD IS A

554. WHY? BECAUSE YOUR DAD IS A FULL-BLOWN BEEF MATE.

555. BECAUSE YOUR DAD IS A FULL-BLOWN BEEF MATE. MY DAD WAS BORN IN LIKE 1986.

556. FULL-BLOWN BEEF MATE. MY DAD WAS BORN IN LIKE 1986. MY DAD WAS BORN IN 1936.

557. MY DAD WAS BORN IN LIKE 1986. MY DAD WAS BORN IN 1936. COMPARED TO YOUR DAD MY DAD

558. MY DAD WAS BORN IN 1936. COMPARED TO YOUR DAD MY DAD LOOKS LIKE A HAYSTACK WITH EYES.

559. COMPARED TO YOUR DAD MY DAD LOOKS LIKE A HAYSTACK WITH EYES. ♪ YOUR DAD IS BACK

560. LOOKS LIKE A HAYSTACK WITH EYES. ♪ YOUR DAD IS BACK BACKSTREET BOYS?

561. BACKSTREET BOYS? MY HUNK IS BACK. SO, HONEY, WHAT DOES IT FEEL

562. MY HUNK IS BACK. SO, HONEY, WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO FINALLY BE A TEENAGER?

563. SO, HONEY, WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO FINALLY BE A TEENAGER? I CAN ANSWER THAT BECAUSE I'M

564. LIKE TO FINALLY BE A TEENAGER? I CAN ANSWER THAT BECAUSE I'M 13 AND A HALF.

565. I CAN ANSWER THAT BECAUSE I'M 13 AND A HALF. I'M SO OLD NOW THAT MY MOM LETS

566. 13 AND A HALF. I'M SO OLD NOW THAT MY MOM LETS ME SHOWER ALL BY MYSELF.

567. I'M SO OLD NOW THAT MY MOM LETS ME SHOWER ALL BY MYSELF. NOW SHE TRUSTS ME TO WASH

568. ME SHOWER ALL BY MYSELF. NOW SHE TRUSTS ME TO WASH EVERYWHERE, BUT BETWEEN ME AND

569. NOW SHE TRUSTS ME TO WASH EVERYWHERE, BUT BETWEEN ME AND YOU, MOST TIMES I JUST GET IN

570. EVERYWHERE, BUT BETWEEN ME AND YOU, MOST TIMES I JUST GET IN THERE, PEE AND GET RIGHT OUT.

571. YOU, MOST TIMES I JUST GET IN THERE, PEE AND GET RIGHT OUT. I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I'M A

572. THERE, PEE AND GET RIGHT OUT. I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I'M A DIRTY GIRL.

573. I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I'M A DIRTY GIRL. YOU ARE DIRTY, MELANIE.

574. DIRTY GIRL. YOU ARE DIRTY, MELANIE. OUR WHOLE CLASS GOT RINGWORM

575. YOU ARE DIRTY, MELANIE. OUR WHOLE CLASS GOT RINGWORM BECAUSE OF YOU.

576. OUR WHOLE CLASS GOT RINGWORM BECAUSE OF YOU. THEY HAD TO THROW OUT YOUR DESK.

577. BECAUSE OF YOU. THEY HAD TO THROW OUT YOUR DESK. WOW, I GUESS EVERYONE KNOWS

578. THEY HAD TO THROW OUT YOUR DESK. WOW, I GUESS EVERYONE KNOWS HOW DIRTY I AM.

579. WOW, I GUESS EVERYONE KNOWS HOW DIRTY I AM. DO YOU LIKE THAT, MR. DILHAM?

580. HOW DIRTY I AM. DO YOU LIKE THAT, MR. DILHAM? ACTUALLY, NO, I DO NOT LIKE

581. DO YOU LIKE THAT, MR. DILHAM? ACTUALLY, NO, I DO NOT LIKE THAT, OKAY?

582. ACTUALLY, NO, I DO NOT LIKE THAT, OKAY? THAT'S DISGUSTING.

583. THAT, OKAY? THAT'S DISGUSTING. DO I NEED TO CALL YOUR MOTHER?

584. THAT'S DISGUSTING. DO I NEED TO CALL YOUR MOTHER? NO, PLEASE, MY MOM IS A

585. DO I NEED TO CALL YOUR MOTHER? NO, PLEASE, MY MOM IS A BITCH.

586. NO, PLEASE, MY MOM IS A BITCH. SHE WON'T LET ME GET A NEW FISH

587. BITCH. SHE WON'T LET ME GET A NEW FISH JUST BECAUSE I KEEP KILLING SO

588. SHE WON'T LET ME GET A NEW FISH JUST BECAUSE I KEEP KILLING SO MANY FISH.

589. JUST BECAUSE I KEEP KILLING SO MANY FISH. WHAT THE FREAK, THEY DON'T EVEN

590. MANY FISH. WHAT THE FREAK, THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING WHEN IT'S

591. WHAT THE FREAK, THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING WHEN IT'S OVER.

592. KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING WHEN IT'S OVER. OKAY, BUT YOU NEED TO WATCH

593. OVER. OKAY, BUT YOU NEED TO WATCH YOUR BOUNDARIES, OKAY?

594. OKAY, BUT YOU NEED TO WATCH YOUR BOUNDARIES, OKAY? MR. DILHAM, I PROMISE, I WILL

595. YOUR BOUNDARIES, OKAY? MR. DILHAM, I PROMISE, I WILL WATCH ALL THE BOUNDARIES.

596. MR. DILHAM, I PROMISE, I WILL WATCH ALL THE BOUNDARIES. TAYLOR, LOOK WHAT'S WRAPPED

597. WATCH ALL THE BOUNDARIES. TAYLOR, LOOK WHAT'S WRAPPED AROUND MY FINGER.

598. TAYLOR, LOOK WHAT'S WRAPPED AROUND MY FINGER. IT'S YOUR DAD.

599. AROUND MY FINGER. IT'S YOUR DAD. YEAH, I CAN HEAR YOU.

600. IT'S YOUR DAD. YEAH, I CAN HEAR YOU. LET'S DO PRESENTS.

601. YEAH, I CAN HEAR YOU. LET'S DO PRESENTS. YEAH!

602. LET'S DO PRESENTS. YEAH! WHY DON'T YOU OPEN MINE

603. YEAH! WHY DON'T YOU OPEN MINE FIRST, TAYLOR.

604. WHY DON'T YOU OPEN MINE FIRST, TAYLOR. I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO

605. FIRST, TAYLOR. I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO LIKE IT.

606. I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO LIKE IT. IT'S JUST A SINGLE PAIR OF

607. LIKE IT. IT'S JUST A SINGLE PAIR OF GRAY MEN'S UNDERWEAR.

608. IT'S JUST A SINGLE PAIR OF GRAY MEN'S UNDERWEAR. I GUESS I GOT A PRESENT FOR

609. GRAY MEN'S UNDERWEAR. I GUESS I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOUR DAD INSTEAD.

610. I GUESS I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOUR DAD INSTEAD. DO YOU LIKE THESE, MR. DILHAM?

611. YOUR DAD INSTEAD. DO YOU LIKE THESE, MR. DILHAM? NO, MELANIE.

612. DO YOU LIKE THESE, MR. DILHAM? NO, MELANIE. NO, I DON'T.

613. NO, MELANIE. NO, I DON'T. AND LEGALLY I CANNOT ACCEPT

614. NO, I DON'T. AND LEGALLY I CANNOT ACCEPT THEM.

615. AND LEGALLY I CANNOT ACCEPT THEM. WHY DON'T WE HAVE SOME CAKE?

616. THEM. WHY DON'T WE HAVE SOME CAKE? I LOVE TO EAT CAKE.

617. WHY DON'T WE HAVE SOME CAKE? I LOVE TO EAT CAKE. FORGIVE ME, I GOT A LITTLE

618. I LOVE TO EAT CAKE. FORGIVE ME, I GOT A LITTLE CREAM ON MY FINGER.

619. FORGIVE ME, I GOT A LITTLE CREAM ON MY FINGER. THAT'S OKAY.

620. CREAM ON MY FINGER. THAT'S OKAY. I CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT, MR.

621. THAT'S OKAY. I CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT, MR. DILHAM.

622. I CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT, MR. DILHAM. MORGAN!

623. DILHAM. MORGAN! MORGAN, STOP IT!

624. MORGAN! MORGAN, STOP IT! I'M CALLING YOUR MOM.

625. MORGAN, STOP IT! I'M CALLING YOUR MOM. WHAT?

626. I'M CALLING YOUR MOM. WHAT? WHY?

627. WHAT? WHY? BECAUSE YOU'RE A CHILD AND

628. WHY? BECAUSE YOU'RE A CHILD AND YOU JUST SUCKED THE HELL OUT OF

629. BECAUSE YOU'RE A CHILD AND YOU JUST SUCKED THE HELL OUT OF MY ADULT FINGER.

630. YOU JUST SUCKED THE HELL OUT OF MY ADULT FINGER. BUT MY MOM IS A BITCH.

631. MY ADULT FINGER. BUT MY MOM IS A BITCH. SHE STILL MAKES ME SIT IN A CAR

632. BUT MY MOM IS A BITCH. SHE STILL MAKES ME SIT IN A CAR SEAT AND IT FACES BACKWARDS SO I

633. SHE STILL MAKES ME SIT IN A CAR SEAT AND IT FACES BACKWARDS SO I NEVER KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING.

634. SEAT AND IT FACES BACKWARDS SO I NEVER KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING. I GET SO CARSICK, I HAVE TO TELL

635. NEVER KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING. I GET SO CARSICK, I HAVE TO TELL MY OWN FOOT TO CALM DOWN.

636. I GET SO CARSICK, I HAVE TO TELL MY OWN FOOT TO CALM DOWN. DO YOU LIKE THAT?

637. MY OWN FOOT TO CALM DOWN. DO YOU LIKE THAT? NO.

638. DO YOU LIKE THAT? NO. I HATE THAT.

639. NO. I HATE THAT. OKAY?

640. I HATE THAT. OKAY? I HATE IT.

641. OKAY? I HATE IT. NOW, BEHAVE OR I'M SENDING YOU

642. I HATE IT. NOW, BEHAVE OR I'M SENDING YOU HOME.

643. NOW, BEHAVE OR I'M SENDING YOU HOME. OKAY, MR. DILHAM.

644. HOME. OKAY, MR. DILHAM. I PROMISE, I'LL BE GOOD AND

645. OKAY, MR. DILHAM. I PROMISE, I'LL BE GOOD AND EVERYTHING.

646. I PROMISE, I'LL BE GOOD AND EVERYTHING. OH, HEY, TAYLOR.

647. EVERYTHING. OH, HEY, TAYLOR. IS THIS HALLOWEEN BECAUSE YOUR

648. OH, HEY, TAYLOR. IS THIS HALLOWEEN BECAUSE YOUR DAD JUST GOT TRICKED AND I GOT A

649. IS THIS HALLOWEEN BECAUSE YOUR DAD JUST GOT TRICKED AND I GOT A TREAT.

650. DAD JUST GOT TRICKED AND I GOT A TREAT. MELANIE, I CAN STILL HEAR

651. TREAT. MELANIE, I CAN STILL HEAR YOU.

652. MELANIE, I CAN STILL HEAR YOU. OKAY?

653. YOU. OKAY? AND THIS IS TAYLOR'S DAY.

654. OKAY? AND THIS IS TAYLOR'S DAY. TAYLOR, HONEY, I JUST WANT TO

655. AND THIS IS TAYLOR'S DAY. TAYLOR, HONEY, I JUST WANT TO SAY SOMETHING, OKAY?

656. TAYLOR, HONEY, I JUST WANT TO SAY SOMETHING, OKAY? NOW, WE MADE SO MANY SPECIAL

657. SAY SOMETHING, OKAY? NOW, WE MADE SO MANY SPECIAL MEMORIES OVER THE LAST 13 YEARS

658. NOW, WE MADE SO MANY SPECIAL MEMORIES OVER THE LAST 13 YEARS FROM WHEN I FIRST TAUGHT YOU HOW

659. MEMORIES OVER THE LAST 13 YEARS FROM WHEN I FIRST TAUGHT YOU HOW TO SWIM —

660. FROM WHEN I FIRST TAUGHT YOU HOW TO SWIM — OH, YEAH, FREAKING WET.

661. TO SWIM — OH, YEAH, FREAKING WET. — TO THOSE NIGHTS THAT WE

662. OH, YEAH, FREAKING WET. — TO THOSE NIGHTS THAT WE SPENT CURLED UP IN BED

663. — TO THOSE NIGHTS THAT WE SPENT CURLED UP IN BED READING —

664. SPENT CURLED UP IN BED READING — SAME BED?

665. READING — SAME BED? SO JEALOUS.

666. SAME BED? SO JEALOUS. YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN MY LITTLE

667. SO JEALOUS. YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN MY LITTLE GIRL, AND THAT'S WHY I HAVE YOUR

668. YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN MY LITTLE GIRL, AND THAT'S WHY I HAVE YOUR NAME TATTOOED RIGHT ABOVE MY

669. GIRL, AND THAT'S WHY I HAVE YOUR NAME TATTOOED RIGHT ABOVE MY HEART.

670. NAME TATTOOED RIGHT ABOVE MY HEART. EW, DAD, DON'T SHOW IT.

671. HEART. EW, DAD, DON'T SHOW IT. SHOW IT, SHOW IT, SHOW IT.

672. EW, DAD, DON'T SHOW IT. SHOW IT, SHOW IT, SHOW IT. NIPPLES!

673. SHOW IT, SHOW IT, SHOW IT. NIPPLES! ALL RIGHT, MELANIE, ALL

674. NIPPLES! ALL RIGHT, MELANIE, ALL RIGHT.

675. ALL RIGHT, MELANIE, ALL RIGHT. NOW I'M CALLING YOUR MOM.

676. RIGHT. NOW I'M CALLING YOUR MOM. YOU JUST DESTROYED MY HOUSE AND

677. NOW I'M CALLING YOUR MOM. YOU JUST DESTROYED MY HOUSE AND YOU'RE COVERED IN CAKE.

678. YOU JUST DESTROYED MY HOUSE AND YOU'RE COVERED IN CAKE. OH, DO YOU LIKE THAT?

679. YOU'RE COVERED IN CAKE. OH, DO YOU LIKE THAT? > LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

680. OH, DO YOU LIKE THAT? > LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LEON BRIDGES.

681. > LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LEON BRIDGES.

682. ♪ OVER THE HORIZON

683. SHE'S SMOOTH SAILIN THESE CONCRETE SEAS ♪ ♪ NOW SHE'S HEADED

684. THESE CONCRETE SEAS ♪ ♪ NOW SHE'S HEADED EAST DOWN THE

685. EAST DOWN THE BOULEVARD ♪ ♪ SUGAR SAID I LIKE

686. BOULEVARD ♪ ♪ SUGAR SAID I LIKE THE WAY

687. THE WAY SAID I LIKE THE WAY ♪ ♪ YOU SAIL YOUR SHIP DOWN

688. LET ME BE YOUR CARGO ♪ ♪ I WON'T WEAR YOU DOWN NO HONEY I WON'T

689. WEAR YOU DOWN ♪ ♪ I DON'T REALLY KNOW

690. HER DESTINATION BUT I GET A FEELING I ♪ ♪ GET TO BE HER PASSENGER

691. BUT I GET A FEELING I ♪ ♪ GET TO BE HER PASSENGER LET ME BE

692. LET ME BE YOUR PASSENGER ♪ ♪ SUGAR SAID I LIKE THE

693. LET ME BE YOUR CARGO ♪ ♪ I WON'T WEAR YOU DOWN NO HONEY I WON'T

694. NO HONEY I WON'T WEAR YOU DOWN ♪ ♪ SHE'S SMOOTH

695. WEAR YOU DOWN ♪ ♪ SHE'S SMOOTH SMOOTH SAILIN

696. SMOOTH SAILIN' YEAH ♪ ♪ SWEET PRETTY BABY

697. WON'T YOU BE MY LADY, OH SWEET HONEY, DARLING ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW I'M CALLING

698. I WANT YOU ♪ ♪ SUGAR SAID I LIKE THE WAY SAID I LIKE THE WAY

699. YOU SAIL YOUR SHIP DOWN LET ME BE YOUR CARGO ♪ ♪ I WON'T WEAR YOU DOWN

700. LET ME BE YOUR CARGO ♪ ♪ I WON'T WEAR YOU DOWN NO HONEY I WON'T

701. NO HONEY I WON'T WEAR YOU DOWN ♪ ♪ SHE'S SMOOTH

702. WEAR YOU DOWN ♪ ♪ SHE'S SMOOTH SMOOTH SAILIN

703. SMOOTH SAILIN SMOOTH SAILIN' YEAH ♪ ♪ SHE'S SMOOTH

704. SMOOTH, DARLING ♪ ♪ SWEET PRETTY BABY WON'T YOU BE MY LADY, OH

705. WON'T YOU BE MY LADY, OH SWEET HONEY, DARLING ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW I'M CALLING

706. I WANT YOU ♪ ♪ SUGAR SAID I LIKE THE WAY SAID I LIKE THE

707. WAY LIKE THE WAY YOU SAIL YOUR SHIP ♪ ♪ DOWN LET ME BE YOUR CARGO

708. YOU SAIL YOUR SHIP ♪ ♪ DOWN LET ME BE YOUR CARGO I WON'T WEAR YOU DOWN

709. > IT'S "WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE.

710. COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE.

711. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE."

712. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE." I'M MICHAEL CHE.

713. WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE." I'M MICHAEL CHE. I'M COLIN JOST AND HERE ARE

714. I'M MICHAEL CHE. I'M COLIN JOST AND HERE ARE TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES.

715. I'M COLIN JOST AND HERE ARE TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES. > DONALD TRUMP SAID THAT HIS

716. TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES. > DONALD TRUMP SAID THAT HIS DOCTOR WILL SOON RELEASE HIS

717. > DONALD TRUMP SAID THAT HIS DOCTOR WILL SOON RELEASE HIS MEDICAL RECORDS, WHICH TRUMP

718. DOCTOR WILL SOON RELEASE HIS MEDICAL RECORDS, WHICH TRUMP SAYS WILL SHOW THAT HIS HEALTH

719. MEDICAL RECORDS, WHICH TRUMP SAYS WILL SHOW THAT HIS HEALTH IS, QUOTE, "PERFECTION."

720. SAYS WILL SHOW THAT HIS HEALTH IS, QUOTE, "PERFECTION."

721. IS, QUOTE, "PERFECTION." YOU KNOW, A THING DOCTORS SAY.

722. YOU KNOW, A THING DOCTORS SAY. "HOW MY LUNGS LOOKING, DOC?"

723. YOU KNOW, A THING DOCTORS SAY. "HOW MY LUNGS LOOKING, DOC?" "THEY'RE UNSTOPPABLE."

724. "HOW MY LUNGS LOOKING, DOC?" "THEY'RE UNSTOPPABLE."

725. "THEY'RE UNSTOPPABLE." ACTUALLY IN MY EXPERT MEDICAL

726. ACTUALLY IN MY EXPERT MEDICAL OPINION, YOU'RE GOING TO LIVER

727. ACTUALLY IN MY EXPERT MEDICAL OPINION, YOU'RE GOING TO LIVER TO BE A THOUSAND.

728. OPINION, YOU'RE GOING TO LIVER TO BE A THOUSAND. > IN A SPEECH BEFORE THE

729. TO BE A THOUSAND. > IN A SPEECH BEFORE THE > DR. CARSON ALSO VISITED

730. > IN A SPEECH BEFORE THE > DR. CARSON ALSO VISITED REFUGEE CAMPS IN THE COUNTRY OF

731. > DR. CARSON ALSO VISITED REFUGEE CAMPS IN THE COUNTRY OF JORDAN.

732. REFUGEE CAMPS IN THE COUNTRY OF JORDAN. BUT HE SAID HE WAS DISAPPOINTED

733. JORDAN. BUT HE SAID HE WAS DISAPPOINTED THAT HE DIDN'T MEET MICHAEL.

734. BUT HE SAID HE WAS DISAPPOINTED THAT HE DIDN'T MEET MICHAEL.

735. THAT HE DIDN'T MEET MICHAEL. > JEB BUSH HINTED THAT HE

736. > JEB BUSH HINTED THAT HE WOULD PICK A WOMAN AS HIS

737. > JEB BUSH HINTED THAT HE WOULD PICK A WOMAN AS HIS RUNNING MATE.

738. WOULD PICK A WOMAN AS HIS RUNNING MATE. BUT JEB, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LET

739. RUNNING MATE. BUT JEB, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LET WOMEN OFF OF SINKING SHIPS.

740. BUT JEB, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LET WOMEN OFF OF SINKING SHIPS.

741. WOMEN OFF OF SINKING SHIPS. > THE RUSH OF BUSINESS ON

742. > THE RUSH OF BUSINESS ON > HOW IS FUNDING PLANNED

743. > THE RUSH OF BUSINESS ON > HOW IS FUNDING PLANNED PARENTHOOD THE PRIORITY RIGHT

744. > HOW IS FUNDING PLANNED PARENTHOOD THE PRIORITY RIGHT NOW?

745. PARENTHOOD THE PRIORITY RIGHT NOW? IT WOULD BE LIKE CALLING AN

746. NOW? IT WOULD BE LIKE CALLING AN EXTERMINATOR AND THEM SAYING,

747. IT WOULD BE LIKE CALLING AN EXTERMINATOR AND THEM SAYING, WOW, YOU HAVE A LOT OF RATS IN

748. EXTERMINATOR AND THEM SAYING, WOW, YOU HAVE A LOT OF RATS IN HERE, MAN.

749. WOW, YOU HAVE A LOT OF RATS IN HERE, MAN. THE FIRST THING WE HAVE TO DO IS

750. HERE, MAN. THE FIRST THING WE HAVE TO DO IS DEFUND PLANNED PARENTHOOD.

751. THE FIRST THING WE HAVE TO DO IS DEFUND PLANNED PARENTHOOD. IT'S NOT JUST CONGRESS.

752. DEFUND PLANNED PARENTHOOD. IT'S NOT JUST CONGRESS. PRESIDENT OBAMA SAID ISIS DOES

753. IT'S NOT JUST CONGRESS. PRESIDENT OBAMA SAID ISIS DOES NOT POSE AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT

754. PRESIDENT OBAMA SAID ISIS DOES NOT POSE AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO AMERICA.

755. NOT POSE AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO AMERICA. FIRST OF ALL, YOU CAN'T USE

756. TO AMERICA. FIRST OF ALL, YOU CAN'T USE WORDS LIKE EXISTENTIAL.

757. FIRST OF ALL, YOU CAN'T USE WORDS LIKE EXISTENTIAL. WE'RE A COUNTRY THAT'S ABOUT TO

758. WORDS LIKE EXISTENTIAL. WE'RE A COUNTRY THAT'S ABOUT TO BE FOUR FEET DEEP INTO THE

759. WE'RE A COUNTRY THAT'S ABOUT TO BE FOUR FEET DEEP INTO THE "CHIPMUNK" EXERCISE.

760. BE FOUR FEET DEEP INTO THE "CHIPMUNK" EXERCISE. UNSINKABLE.

761. "CHIPMUNK" EXERCISE. UNSINKABLE. JUST BE LIKE, "IT'S A PRETTY

762. UNSINKABLE. JUST BE LIKE, "IT'S A PRETTY GOOD BOAT."

763. JUST BE LIKE, "IT'S A PRETTY GOOD BOAT."

764. GOOD BOAT." > YEAH, SERIOUSLY, PRESIDENT

765. > YEAH, SERIOUSLY, PRESIDENT OBAMA.

766. > YEAH, SERIOUSLY, PRESIDENT OBAMA. YOU SOUND LESS LIKE THE ONLY

767. OBAMA. YOU SOUND LESS LIKE THE ONLY BLACK PRESIDENT AND MORE LIKE

768. YOU SOUND LESS LIKE THE ONLY BLACK PRESIDENT AND MORE LIKE THE ONLY BLACK GUY IN A HORROR

769. BLACK PRESIDENT AND MORE LIKE THE ONLY BLACK GUY IN A HORROR HERE TO TELL YOU THE BEST

770. THE ONLY BLACK GUY IN A HORROR HERE TO TELL YOU THE BEST TECH GADGETS FROM THE GUY IN

771. HERE TO TELL YOU THE BEST TECH GADGETS FROM THE GUY IN YOUR LIFE IS TECH GADGET EXPERT

772. TECH GADGETS FROM THE GUY IN YOUR LIFE IS TECH GADGET EXPERT JILL DAVENPORT.

773. YOUR LIFE IS TECH GADGET EXPERT JILL DAVENPORT. IT'S SO GREAT TO BE HERE.

774. JILL DAVENPORT. IT'S SO GREAT TO BE HERE. I'M LIKE A HUGE FAN.

775. IT'S SO GREAT TO BE HERE. I'M LIKE A HUGE FAN. THANK YOU SO MUCH, JILL.

776. I'M LIKE A HUGE FAN. THANK YOU SO MUCH, JILL. HOW DID YOU PRONOUNCE MY

777. THANK YOU SO MUCH, JILL. HOW DID YOU PRONOUNCE MY NAME?

778. HOW DID YOU PRONOUNCE MY NAME? DID I SAY IT FUNNY?

779. NAME? DID I SAY IT FUNNY? JILL?

780. DID I SAY IT FUNNY? JILL? NO, YOU SOUNDED LIKE, I'M

781. JILL? NO, YOU SOUNDED LIKE, I'M WATCHING YOU.

782. NO, YOU SOUNDED LIKE, I'M WATCHING YOU. SO THE BEST TECH GADGET — OH,

783. WATCHING YOU. SO THE BEST TECH GADGET — OH, MY GOD, I'M SO HOT OUT HERE.

784. SO THE BEST TECH GADGET — OH, MY GOD, I'M SO HOT OUT HERE. DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE OFF MY

785. MY GOD, I'M SO HOT OUT HERE. DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE OFF MY JACKET FIRST?

786. DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE OFF MY JACKET FIRST? NO, THAT'S FINE.

787. JACKET FIRST? NO, THAT'S FINE. OF COURSE IT'S FINE.

788. NO, THAT'S FINE. OF COURSE IT'S FINE. YOU'RE PROBABLY LIKE, FREE SHOW.

789. OF COURSE IT'S FINE. YOU'RE PROBABLY LIKE, FREE SHOW. JILL, I HAVE TO SAY I FEEL

790. YOU'RE PROBABLY LIKE, FREE SHOW. JILL, I HAVE TO SAY I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE KIND OF TRYING TO

791. JILL, I HAVE TO SAY I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE KIND OF TRYING TO FLIRT WITH ME.

792. LIKE YOU'RE KIND OF TRYING TO FLIRT WITH ME. COLIN, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

793. FLIRT WITH ME. COLIN, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT GADGETS?

794. COLIN, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT GADGETS? PLEASE, LET'S.

795. CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT GADGETS? PLEASE, LET'S. PLEASE.

796. PLEASE, LET'S. PLEASE. OH, MR. MANNERS.

797. PLEASE. OH, MR. MANNERS. OKAY, PROFESSIONAL.

798. OH, MR. MANNERS. OKAY, PROFESSIONAL. OH, MY GOD, DID YOU JUST SEE

799. OKAY, PROFESSIONAL. OH, MY GOD, DID YOU JUST SEE DOWN MY SHIRT?

800. OH, MY GOD, DID YOU JUST SEE DOWN MY SHIRT? I'M SO EMBARRASSED.

801. DOWN MY SHIRT? I'M SO EMBARRASSED. JILL, NO, I WAS NOT LOOKING

802. I'M SO EMBARRASSED. JILL, NO, I WAS NOT LOOKING THERE.

803. JILL, NO, I WAS NOT LOOKING THERE. ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?

804. THERE. ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME? OH, GOD, YOU ARE SO LAUGHING AT

805. ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME? OH, GOD, YOU ARE SO LAUGHING AT ME RIGHT NOW.

806. OH, GOD, YOU ARE SO LAUGHING AT ME RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE LAUGHING AT ME.

807. ME RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE LAUGHING AT ME. OH, MY GOD, I'M LIKE FREEZING

808. YOU'RE LAUGHING AT ME. OH, MY GOD, I'M LIKE FREEZING OUT HERE, I'M SO COLD.

809. OH, MY GOD, I'M LIKE FREEZING OUT HERE, I'M SO COLD. CAN I HAVE YOUR COAT?

810. OUT HERE, I'M SO COLD. CAN I HAVE YOUR COAT? YOU WANT MY COAT?

811. CAN I HAVE YOUR COAT? YOU WANT MY COAT? OKAY.

812. YOU WANT MY COAT? OKAY. SURE.

813. OKAY. SURE. I FEEL LIKE YOU JUST HAD ONE,

814. SURE. I FEEL LIKE YOU JUST HAD ONE, BUT —

815. I FEEL LIKE YOU JUST HAD ONE, BUT — A GENTLEMAN.

816. BUT — A GENTLEMAN. MY GOD, THEY DO STILL EXIST.

817. A GENTLEMAN. MY GOD, THEY DO STILL EXIST. THERE YOU GO.

818. MY GOD, THEY DO STILL EXIST. THERE YOU GO. GADGETS.

819. THERE YOU GO. GADGETS. IT'S SO NICE OF YOU TO GIVE

820. GADGETS. IT'S SO NICE OF YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR COAT.

821. IT'S SO NICE OF YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR COAT. JILL, ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH

822. ME YOUR COAT. JILL, ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME?

823. JILL, ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME? GOD, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

824. ME? GOD, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. IS THIS ABOUT GADGETS?

825. GOD, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. IS THIS ABOUT GADGETS? YES.

826. IS THIS ABOUT GADGETS? YES. THAT HAD A POPSICLE IN IT?

827. YES. THAT HAD A POPSICLE IN IT? TELL ME ABOUT ONE TECH GADGET.

828. THAT HAD A POPSICLE IN IT? TELL ME ABOUT ONE TECH GADGET. YOU'RE SO BAD.

829. TELL ME ABOUT ONE TECH GADGET. YOU'RE SO BAD. I MIGHT HAVE TO GO OUT WITH YOU

830. YOU'RE SO BAD. I MIGHT HAVE TO GO OUT WITH YOU AFTER ALL.

831. I MIGHT HAVE TO GO OUT WITH YOU AFTER ALL. YOU JUST SAID YOU HAD A

832. AFTER ALL. YOU JUST SAID YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND.

833. YOU JUST SAID YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND. YEAH, BUT HE DIED.

834. BOYFRIEND. YEAH, BUT HE DIED. JILL DAVENPORT, EVERYONE.

835. YEAH, BUT HE DIED. JILL DAVENPORT, EVERYONE. > ON THURSDAY, A GANG OF BLACK

836. JILL DAVENPORT, EVERYONE. > ON THURSDAY, A GANG OF BLACK PEOPLE WHO WERE ALLEGEDLY UNDER

837. > ON THURSDAY, A GANG OF BLACK PEOPLE WHO WERE ALLEGEDLY UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF NARCOTICS

838. PEOPLE WHO WERE ALLEGEDLY UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF NARCOTICS MURDERED TWO POLITICAL LEADERS

839. THE INFLUENCE OF NARCOTICS MURDERED TWO POLITICAL LEADERS IN WASHINGTON.

840. MURDERED TWO POLITICAL LEADERS IN WASHINGTON. THIS ON ACCOUNT OF "THE WIZ."

841. IN WASHINGTON. THIS ON ACCOUNT OF "THE WIZ." HAPPY ENDING.

842. THIS ON ACCOUNT OF "THE WIZ." HAPPY ENDING. > THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

843. HAPPY ENDING. > THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS REPORTEDLY BANNED THEIR PLAYERS

844. > THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS REPORTEDLY BANNED THEIR PLAYERS FROM USING HOVER BOARDS INSIDE

845. REPORTEDLY BANNED THEIR PLAYERS FROM USING HOVER BOARDS INSIDE THE STADIUM, MAKING IT THE FIRST

846. FROM USING HOVER BOARDS INSIDE THE STADIUM, MAKING IT THE FIRST TIME ANYONE ON THE CAVS HAS EVER

847. THE STADIUM, MAKING IT THE FIRST TIME ANYONE ON THE CAVS HAS EVER BEEN PUNISHED FOR TRAVELING.

848. TIME ANYONE ON THE CAVS HAS EVER BEEN PUNISHED FOR TRAVELING. > ACCORDING TO THE NEW LIST,

849. BEEN PUNISHED FOR TRAVELING. > ACCORDING TO THE NEW LIST, THE MOST POPULAR BABY GIRL NAME

850. > ACCORDING TO THE NEW LIST, THE MOST POPULAR BABY GIRL NAME OF THE YEAR WAS SOPHIA, WHILE

851. THE MOST POPULAR BABY GIRL NAME OF THE YEAR WAS SOPHIA, WHILE THE LEAST POPULAR BABY GIRL NAME

852. OF THE YEAR WAS SOPHIA, WHILE THE LEAST POPULAR BABY GIRL NAME BELONGED TO LITTLE ISIS COSBY.

853. THE LEAST POPULAR BABY GIRL NAME BELONGED TO LITTLE ISIS COSBY. THERE'S NO WAY ISIS COSBY IS

854. BELONGED TO LITTLE ISIS COSBY. THERE'S NO WAY ISIS COSBY IS WHITE.

855. THERE'S NO WAY ISIS COSBY IS WHITE. > KYLIE JENNER IS IN A

856. WHITE. > KYLIE JENNER IS IN A CONTROVERSY BECAUSE OF HOW SHE

857. > KYLIE JENNER IS IN A CONTROVERSY BECAUSE OF HOW SHE DRESSED IN A WHEELCHAIR.

858. CONTROVERSY BECAUSE OF HOW SHE DRESSED IN A WHEELCHAIR. BUT, YOU KNOW, DRESS HOW YOU

859. DRESSED IN A WHEELCHAIR. BUT, YOU KNOW, DRESS HOW YOU WANT.

860. BUT, YOU KNOW, DRESS HOW YOU WANT. KOBE BRYANT IS THINKING OF

861. WANT. KOBE BRYANT IS THINKING OF RETIRING AT THE END OF THIS

862. KOBE BRYANT IS THINKING OF RETIRING AT THE END OF THIS SEASON SAYING HE KNOWS WHEN HIS

863. RETIRING AT THE END OF THIS SEASON SAYING HE KNOWS WHEN HIS BODY SAYS IT'S TIME TO SAY

864. SEASON SAYING HE KNOWS WHEN HIS BODY SAYS IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE.

865. BODY SAYS IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE. I DON'T KNOW, KOBE, THE LAST

866. GOODBYE. I DON'T KNOW, KOBE, THE LAST TIME YOU SAID GOODBYE, YOU HAD

867. I DON'T KNOW, KOBE, THE LAST TIME YOU SAID GOODBYE, YOU HAD TO BUY YOUR WIFE A BIG DIAMOND.

868. TIME YOU SAID GOODBYE, YOU HAD TO BUY YOUR WIFE A BIG DIAMOND. > IT'S THE PERFECT WAY FOR A

869. TO BUY YOUR WIFE A BIG DIAMOND. > IT'S THE PERFECT WAY FOR A LONELY CINDERELLA TO MEET HER,

870. > IT'S THE PERFECT WAY FOR A LONELY CINDERELLA TO MEET HER, AT BEAST, KUMBA.

871. LONELY CINDERELLA TO MEET HER, AT BEAST, KUMBA. > A NEW STUDY FINDS THAT

872. AT BEAST, KUMBA. > A NEW STUDY FINDS THAT SCIENTISTS EXAMINING SCANS OF

873. > A NEW STUDY FINDS THAT SCIENTISTS EXAMINING SCANS OF HUMAN BRAINS COULDN'T TELL THE

874. SCIENTISTS EXAMINING SCANS OF HUMAN BRAINS COULDN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE MALE

875. HUMAN BRAINS COULDN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE MALE BRAIN AND THE FEMALE BRAIN.

876. DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE MALE BRAIN AND THE FEMALE BRAIN. IN FACT, THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN

877. BRAIN AND THE FEMALE BRAIN. IN FACT, THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN TELL THE MALE BRAIN FROM THE

878. IN FACT, THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN TELL THE MALE BRAIN FROM THE FEMALE BRAIN IS IF YOU LOOK

879. TELL THE MALE BRAIN FROM THE FEMALE BRAIN IS IF YOU LOOK VERY, VERY CLOSELY, THE FEMALE

880. FEMALE BRAIN IS IF YOU LOOK VERY, VERY CLOSELY, THE FEMALE BRAIN ALWAYS BE SHOPPING, RIGHT?

881. VERY, VERY CLOSELY, THE FEMALE BRAIN ALWAYS BE SHOPPING, RIGHT? YEAH!

882. BRAIN ALWAYS BE SHOPPING, RIGHT? YEAH! > WELL, THERE'S A LOT OF NEWS

883. YEAH! > WELL, THERE'S A LOT OF NEWS IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK.

884. > WELL, THERE'S A LOT OF NEWS IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK. BUT HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE NEWS

885. IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK. BUT HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE NEWS HE HEARD SECONDHAND IS OUR

886. BUT HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE NEWS HE HEARD SECONDHAND IS OUR SECONDHAND NEWS CORRESPONDENT,

887. HE HEARD SECONDHAND IS OUR SECONDHAND NEWS CORRESPONDENT, ANTHONY CRISTINO.

888. SECONDHAND NEWS CORRESPONDENT, ANTHONY CRISTINO. HEY, HOW YOU DOING, COLIN?

889. ANTHONY CRISTINO. HEY, HOW YOU DOING, COLIN? HEY, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK!

890. HEY, HOW YOU DOING, COLIN? HEY, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK! RIGHT?

891. HEY, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK! RIGHT? YEAH, GOOD TO HAVE YOU, MAN.

892. RIGHT? YEAH, GOOD TO HAVE YOU, MAN. LOOK AT YOU!

893. YEAH, GOOD TO HAVE YOU, MAN. LOOK AT YOU! MILLION-DOLLAR SMILE.

894. LOOK AT YOU! MILLION-DOLLAR SMILE. TWO DOLLAR TIE!

895. MILLION-DOLLAR SMILE. TWO DOLLAR TIE! HUH?

896. TWO DOLLAR TIE! HUH?

897. HUH? I THINK IT'S KIND OF NICE —

898. I THINK IT'S KIND OF NICE — HEY, I'M BUSTING BALLS!

899. I THINK IT'S KIND OF NICE — HEY, I'M BUSTING BALLS! COLIN!

900. HEY, I'M BUSTING BALLS! COLIN! SO, UH, YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS

901. COLIN! SO, UH, YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS THING?

902. SO, UH, YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS THING? NO, WHICH THING?

903. THING? NO, WHICH THING? THIS IS CRAZY.

904. NO, WHICH THING? THIS IS CRAZY. APPARENTLY THIS STING, HE CAN'T

905. THIS IS CRAZY. APPARENTLY THIS STING, HE CAN'T PERFORM CONCERTS ANY MORE IN

906. APPARENTLY THIS STING, HE CAN'T PERFORM CONCERTS ANY MORE IN CHICAGO.

907. PERFORM CONCERTS ANY MORE IN CHICAGO. STING CAN'T PERFORM IN

908. CHICAGO. STING CAN'T PERFORM IN CHICAGO?

909. STING CAN'T PERFORM IN CHICAGO? YEAH, BECAUSE THEY HAD TO GET

910. CHICAGO? YEAH, BECAUSE THEY HAD TO GET RID OF THE HEAD OF POLICE.

911. YEAH, BECAUSE THEY HAD TO GET RID OF THE HEAD OF POLICE. IT'S NOT THE BAND POLICE,

912. RID OF THE HEAD OF POLICE. IT'S NOT THE BAND POLICE, THEY ACTUALLY GOT RID OF THE

913. IT'S NOT THE BAND POLICE, THEY ACTUALLY GOT RID OF THE ACTUAL POLICE CHIEF.

914. THEY ACTUALLY GOT RID OF THE ACTUAL POLICE CHIEF. I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS STING

915. ACTUAL POLICE CHIEF. I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS STING THOUGH, COLIN.

916. I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS STING THOUGH, COLIN. BECAUSE THE MAYOR WAS LIKE,

917. THOUGH, COLIN. BECAUSE THE MAYOR WAS LIKE, "DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME."

918. BECAUSE THE MAYOR WAS LIKE, "DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME." WHOA, HEY.

919. "DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME." WHOA, HEY. WHO DID YOU HEAR THAT FROM?

920. WHOA, HEY. WHO DID YOU HEAR THAT FROM? WHO DID I HEAR THAT FROM?

921. WHO DID YOU HEAR THAT FROM? WHO DID I HEAR THAT FROM? I HEARD IT FROM MY LOTION GUY,

922. WHO DID I HEAR THAT FROM? I HEARD IT FROM MY LOTION GUY, SLIPPERY GARY.

923. I HEARD IT FROM MY LOTION GUY, SLIPPERY GARY.

924. SLIPPERY GARY. I THINK SLIPPERY GARY IS

925. I THINK SLIPPERY GARY IS MISINFORMED.

926. I THINK SLIPPERY GARY IS MISINFORMED. YOU SHOULD TALK TO MY

927. MISINFORMED. YOU SHOULD TALK TO MY THIRDHAND GUY.

928. YOU SHOULD TALK TO MY THIRDHAND GUY. HE GETS ALL HIS NEWS FROM ME.

929. THIRDHAND GUY. HE GETS ALL HIS NEWS FROM ME. HEY, ANGELA, GET OUT HERE.

930. HE GETS ALL HIS NEWS FROM ME. HEY, ANGELA, GET OUT HERE. HEY, COLIN.

931. HEY, ANGELA, GET OUT HERE. HEY, COLIN. HI.

932. HEY, COLIN. HI. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT TIE?

933. HI. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT TIE? THE BAD TIE STORE?

934. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT TIE? THE BAD TIE STORE?

935. THE BAD TIE STORE? ANGELO, WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD?

936. ANGELO, WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD? OH, YEAH, YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS

937. ANGELO, WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD? OH, YEAH, YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS THOUGH?

938. OH, YEAH, YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS THOUGH? A HUGE MOVIE COMING OUT, "STAR

939. THOUGH? A HUGE MOVIE COMING OUT, "STAR THE FOUR JAMAICANS."

940. A HUGE MOVIE COMING OUT, "STAR THE FOUR JAMAICANS."

941. THE FOUR JAMAICANS." YEAH, "THE FOUR JAMAICANS."

942. YEAH, "THE FOUR JAMAICANS." NO, IT'S "THE FORCE AWAKENS."

943. YEAH, "THE FOUR JAMAICANS." NO, IT'S "THE FORCE AWAKENS." IT'S A BUNCH OF JAMAICANS,

944. NO, IT'S "THE FORCE AWAKENS." IT'S A BUNCH OF JAMAICANS, THOUGH.

945. IT'S A BUNCH OF JAMAICANS, THOUGH.

946. THOUGH. THERE'S LIKE FOUR OF THEM, LIKE

947. THERE'S LIKE FOUR OF THEM, LIKE "COOL RUNNINGS", AND THEY'RE

948. THERE'S LIKE FOUR OF THEM, LIKE "COOL RUNNINGS", AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GOING, "LUKE, USE THE

949. "COOL RUNNINGS", AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GOING, "LUKE, USE THE FORCE, MAN!"

950. ALWAYS GOING, "LUKE, USE THE FORCE, MAN!"

951. FORCE, MAN!" IT WAS DIRECTED BY JAR-JAR

952. IT WAS DIRECTED BY JAR-JAR ABRAMS.

953. IT WAS DIRECTED BY JAR-JAR ABRAMS. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

954. ABRAMS. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. GREAT DIRECTOR.

955. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. GREAT DIRECTOR. YEAH, GREAT.

956. GREAT DIRECTOR. YEAH, GREAT. HE SAID, "ME SA WANNA DIRECT

957. YEAH, GREAT. HE SAID, "ME SA WANNA DIRECT A MOVIE NOW."

958. HE SAID, "ME SA WANNA DIRECT A MOVIE NOW." THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED.

959. A MOVIE NOW." THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED. THAT'S WHAT HE SAID!

960. THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED. THAT'S WHAT HE SAID! THAT'S WHAT HE SAID, AND IT'S

961. THAT'S WHAT HE SAID! THAT'S WHAT HE SAID, AND IT'S A BIG TIME NOW FOR POP NEWS.

962. THAT'S WHAT HE SAID, AND IT'S A BIG TIME NOW FOR POP NEWS. YOU HEARD ABOUT

963. A BIG TIME NOW FOR POP NEWS. YOU HEARD ABOUT CHARLIE SHEEN?

964. YOU HEARD ABOUT CHARLIE SHEEN? YEAH, YEAH.

965. CHARLIE SHEEN? YEAH, YEAH. HE'S GOT HBO.

966. YEAH, YEAH. HE'S GOT HBO. HBO.

967. HE'S GOT HBO. HBO.

968. HBO. HE'S NOT GOING TO WATCH

969. HE'S NOT GOING TO WATCH SHOWTIME.

970. HE'S NOT GOING TO WATCH SHOWTIME. NO MORE SHOWTIME.

971. SHOWTIME. NO MORE SHOWTIME. IT'S A SHAME.

972. NO MORE SHOWTIME. IT'S A SHAME. YOU KNOW WHO IS BREAKING

973. IT'S A SHAME. YOU KNOW WHO IS BREAKING EVERY MUSIC RECORD RIGHT NOW?

974. YOU KNOW WHO IS BREAKING EVERY MUSIC RECORD RIGHT NOW? WHO?

975. EVERY MUSIC RECORD RIGHT NOW? WHO? THE DELL DUDE.

976. WHO? THE DELL DUDE.

977. THE DELL DUDE. NO, IT'S ADELE.

978. NO, IT'S ADELE. ADELE IS A SINGER.

979. NO, IT'S ADELE. ADELE IS A SINGER. GOT TO GET A DELL.

980. ADELE IS A SINGER. GOT TO GET A DELL. YOU GOTTA GET ONE!

981. GOT TO GET A DELL. YOU GOTTA GET ONE! THEY'RE NOT ADVERTISING DELL.

982. YOU GOTTA GET ONE! THEY'RE NOT ADVERTISING DELL. YOU KNOW THE BIGGEST SONG ON

983. THEY'RE NOT ADVERTISING DELL. YOU KNOW THE BIGGEST SONG ON IT IS ABOUT BILL COSBY.

984. YOU KNOW THE BIGGEST SONG ON IT IS ABOUT BILL COSBY. BILL COSBY.

985. IT IS ABOUT BILL COSBY. BILL COSBY. YEP, YEP, BILL COSBY.

986. BILL COSBY. YEP, YEP, BILL COSBY. ON ADELE'S SONG IT'S ABOUT

987. YEP, YEP, BILL COSBY. ON ADELE'S SONG IT'S ABOUT BILL COSBY?

988. ON ADELE'S SONG IT'S ABOUT BILL COSBY? YEAH.

989. BILL COSBY? YEAH. IT'S CALLED "JELL-O IT'S ME."

990. YEAH. IT'S CALLED "JELL-O IT'S ME."

991. IT'S CALLED "JELL-O IT'S ME." WHERE ARE YOU LOOKING?

992. WHERE ARE YOU LOOKING? I THINK YOU GUYS BOTH NEED TO

993. WHERE ARE YOU LOOKING? I THINK YOU GUYS BOTH NEED TO GO, ALL RIGHT?

994. I THINK YOU GUYS BOTH NEED TO GO, ALL RIGHT? NO, YOU DO.

995. GO, ALL RIGHT? NO, YOU DO. NO, WE DON'T.

996. NO, YOU DO. NO, WE DON'T. PLEASE.

997. NO, WE DON'T. PLEASE. GET OUT OF HERE.

998. PLEASE. GET OUT OF HERE. ANTHONY CRISTINO AND ANGELO

999. GET OUT OF HERE. ANTHONY CRISTINO AND ANGELO SCAGGS, EVERYONE!

1000. ANTHONY CRISTINO AND ANGELO SCAGGS, EVERYONE!

1001. SCAGGS, EVERYONE! FOR "WEEKEND UPDATE", HE'S

1002. FOR "WEEKEND UPDATE", HE'S COLIN JOST, I'M MICHAEL CHE!

1003. FOR "WEEKEND UPDATE", HE'S COLIN JOST, I'M MICHAEL CHE! GOOD NIGHT!

1004. COLIN JOST, I'M MICHAEL CHE! GOOD NIGHT!

1005. GOOD NIGHT! > SO, YEAH, THIS IS THE BAR

1006. > SO, YEAH, THIS IS THE BAR WHERE I HAD MY FIRST LEGAL BEER.

1007. > SO, YEAH, THIS IS THE BAR WHERE I HAD MY FIRST LEGAL BEER. I MAY HAVE SLIPPED A COUPLE

1008. WHERE I HAD MY FIRST LEGAL BEER. I MAY HAVE SLIPPED A COUPLE BEFORE THAT.

1009. I MAY HAVE SLIPPED A COUPLE BEFORE THAT. OKAY.

1010. BEFORE THAT. OKAY. YOUR HOMETOWN IS PERFECT FOR OUR

1011. OKAY. YOUR HOMETOWN IS PERFECT FOR OUR READERS.

1012. YOUR HOMETOWN IS PERFECT FOR OUR READERS. THEY'LL WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU

1013. READERS. THEY'LL WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU GREW UP, GOSLING.

1014. THEY'LL WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU GREW UP, GOSLING. YOUR BOOK IS LIKE MY FAVORITE

1015. GREW UP, GOSLING. YOUR BOOK IS LIKE MY FAVORITE MOVIE.

1016. YOUR BOOK IS LIKE MY FAVORITE MOVIE. DON'T TELL MY BUDDIES.

1017. MOVIE. DON'T TELL MY BUDDIES. REALLY?

1018. DON'T TELL MY BUDDIES. REALLY? YEAH, SERIOUSLY, DON'T TELL

1019. REALLY? YEAH, SERIOUSLY, DON'T TELL THEM.

1020. YEAH, SERIOUSLY, DON'T TELL THEM. THESE ARE FROM THE GUYS AT THE

1021. THEM. THESE ARE FROM THE GUYS AT THE END OF THE BAR.

1022. THESE ARE FROM THE GUYS AT THE END OF THE BAR. WHAT'S WRONG?

1023. END OF THE BAR. WHAT'S WRONG? THIS GUY TREVOR I WENT TO

1024. WHAT'S WRONG? THIS GUY TREVOR I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH.

1025. THIS GUY TREVOR I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH. WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW.

1026. SCHOOL WITH. WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW. IF IT ISN'T THE LITTLE BITCH

1027. WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW. IF IT ISN'T THE LITTLE BITCH THAT USED TO BE IN HIGH SCHOOL.

1028. IF IT ISN'T THE LITTLE BITCH THAT USED TO BE IN HIGH SCHOOL. CRYIN' RYAN GOSLING.

1029. THAT USED TO BE IN HIGH SCHOOL. CRYIN' RYAN GOSLING. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

1030. CRYIN' RYAN GOSLING. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? I'M WRITING A STORY FOR GQ.

1031. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? I'M WRITING A STORY FOR GQ. MR. HOT SHOT IS GOING TO BE A

1032. I'M WRITING A STORY FOR GQ. MR. HOT SHOT IS GOING TO BE A LITTLE COVER CON BOY.

1033. MR. HOT SHOT IS GOING TO BE A LITTLE COVER CON BOY. YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN

1034. LITTLE COVER CON BOY. YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN DISCOVERING SOME MORE SECRETS,

1035. YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN DISCOVERING SOME MORE SECRETS, ARE YOU?

1036. DISCOVERING SOME MORE SECRETS, ARE YOU? I LOVE SECRETS.

1037. ARE YOU? I LOVE SECRETS. COME ON, TREVOR, NOT NOW.

1038. I LOVE SECRETS. COME ON, TREVOR, NOT NOW. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

1039. COME ON, TREVOR, NOT NOW. WHAT'S THE MATTER? EMBARRASSED YOU CAN'T QUITE HIT

1040. WHAT'S THE MATTER? EMBARRASSED YOU CAN'T QUITE HIT THE HIGH NOTES ANYMORE?

1041. EMBARRASSED YOU CAN'T QUITE HIT THE HIGH NOTES ANYMORE? DID YOU SING GROWING UP?

1042. THE HIGH NOTES ANYMORE? DID YOU SING GROWING UP? YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.

1043. DID YOU SING GROWING UP? YEAH, A LITTLE BIT. YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.

1044. YEAH, A LITTLE BIT. YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. PLEASE DON'T DO THIS, TREVOR.

1045. YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. PLEASE DON'T DO THIS, TREVOR. OH, COME ON.

1046. PLEASE DON'T DO THIS, TREVOR. OH, COME ON. I'M SURE PRETTY PENCILS HERE

1047. OH, COME ON. I'M SURE PRETTY PENCILS HERE WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU PUT ON A

1048. I'M SURE PRETTY PENCILS HERE WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU PUT ON A LITTLE SHOW FOR US.

1049. WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU PUT ON A LITTLE SHOW FOR US. JARED?

1050. LITTLE SHOW FOR US. JARED? WHY DON'T YOU PUT ON C-10.

1051. JARED? WHY DON'T YOU PUT ON C-10. YOU GOT THIS, RYAN.

1052. WHY DON'T YOU PUT ON C-10. YOU GOT THIS, RYAN. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO

1053. YOU GOT THIS, RYAN. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO THIS.

1054. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. ♪ NO, NO, NO

1055. THIS. ♪ NO, NO, NO ♪ NO, NO, NO WAY

1056. BOR-ING! IF WE WANTED TO PUT OURSELVES TO SLEEP, WE WOULD WATCH YOUR

1057. IF WE WANTED TO PUT OURSELVES TO SLEEP, WE WOULD WATCH YOUR MOVIES.

1058. SLEEP, WE WOULD WATCH YOUR MOVIES. WELL, LET'S FACE IT.

1059. MOVIES. WELL, LET'S FACE IT. WE ONLY WATCH THE TRAILERS.

1060. WELL, LET'S FACE IT. WE ONLY WATCH THE TRAILERS. YOU'RE MAKING US PROUD, RYAN.

1061. WE ONLY WATCH THE TRAILERS. YOU'RE MAKING US PROUD, RYAN. VERY IMPRESSIVE VOICE.

1062. YOU'RE MAKING US PROUD, RYAN. VERY IMPRESSIVE VOICE. YOU LIKE BEING IMPRESSED,

1063. VERY IMPRESSIVE VOICE. YOU LIKE BEING IMPRESSED, HUH?

1064. YOU LIKE BEING IMPRESSED, HUH? CRYIN' RYAN WASN'T JUST ALWAYS A

1065. HUH? CRYIN' RYAN WASN'T JUST ALWAYS A SONGSTRESS.

1066. CRYIN' RYAN WASN'T JUST ALWAYS A SONGSTRESS. HE ALSO USED TO PRANCE AROUND IN

1067. SONGSTRESS. HE ALSO USED TO PRANCE AROUND IN PARACHUTE PANTS LIKE A TOMMY

1068. HE ALSO USED TO PRANCE AROUND IN PARACHUTE PANTS LIKE A TOMMY TUTU.

1069. PARACHUTE PANTS LIKE A TOMMY TUTU. HE'S TRYING TO SAY THAT I

1070. TUTU. HE'S TRYING TO SAY THAT I USED TO DANCE WHEN I WAS A KID.

1071. HE'S TRYING TO SAY THAT I USED TO DANCE WHEN I WAS A KID. I WAS A CHILD DANCER, OKAY?

1072. USED TO DANCE WHEN I WAS A KID. I WAS A CHILD DANCER, OKAY? OH, THIS IS GREAT STUFF.

1073. I WAS A CHILD DANCER, OKAY? OH, THIS IS GREAT STUFF. DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD ALSO

1074. OH, THIS IS GREAT STUFF. DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD ALSO BE GREAT?

1075. DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD ALSO BE GREAT? IF RYAN WOULD PUT ON A LITTLE

1076. BE GREAT? IF RYAN WOULD PUT ON A LITTLE CONCERT, AND MAYBE THE WHOLE BAR

1077. IF RYAN WOULD PUT ON A LITTLE CONCERT, AND MAYBE THE WHOLE BAR WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT, TOO.

1078. CONCERT, AND MAYBE THE WHOLE BAR WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT, TOO. CAN YOU JUST THROW ON B-26?

1079. WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT, TOO. CAN YOU JUST THROW ON B-26? B-26, OF COURSE!

1080. B-26, OF COURSE! DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT?

1081. DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT? A DANCING BOY! WHAT'S THAT?

1082. A DANCING BOY! WHAT'S THAT? YOU GOING TO PUT ON A SKIRT AND

1083. WHAT'S THAT? YOU GOING TO PUT ON A SKIRT AND MAKEUP?

1084. YOU GOING TO PUT ON A SKIRT AND MAKEUP? RIGHT?

1085. MAKEUP? RIGHT? OH, MY GOD, RYAN, YOU ARE

1086. RIGHT? OH, MY GOD, RYAN, YOU ARE AMAZING.

1087. OH, MY GOD, RYAN, YOU ARE AMAZING. YOU KNOW, I THINK WE SHOULD

1088. AMAZING. YOU KNOW, I THINK WE SHOULD JUST GO.

1089. YOU KNOW, I THINK WE SHOULD JUST GO. NICE RUNNING INTO YOU, TREVOR.

1090. JUST GO. NICE RUNNING INTO YOU, TREVOR. LEAVING SO SOON?

1091. NICE RUNNING INTO YOU, TREVOR. LEAVING SO SOON? I THOUGHT WE WOULD GET TO SEE

1092. LEAVING SO SOON? I THOUGHT WE WOULD GET TO SEE OUR OLD FRIENDS.

1093. I THOUGHT WE WOULD GET TO SEE OUR OLD FRIENDS. SCRAWNY RYAN.

1094. OUR OLD FRIENDS. SCRAWNY RYAN. YOU USED TO BE SKINNY?

1095. SCRAWNY RYAN. YOU USED TO BE SKINNY? A LITTLE BIT.

1096. YOU USED TO BE SKINNY? A LITTLE BIT. I WAS BETTER.

1097. A LITTLE BIT. I WAS BETTER. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1098. I WAS BETTER. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WE'RE TAKING OFF OUR SHIRTS

1099. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WE'RE TAKING OFF OUR SHIRTS TO COMPARE OUR BODIES.

1100. WE'RE TAKING OFF OUR SHIRTS TO COMPARE OUR BODIES. TREVOR, I REALLY DO NOT WANT

1101. TO COMPARE OUR BODIES. TREVOR, I REALLY DO NOT WANT TO DO THIS, OKAY?

1102. TREVOR, I REALLY DO NOT WANT TO DO THIS, OKAY? YOU'RE NOT BETTER THAN ME.

1103. TO DO THIS, OKAY? YOU'RE NOT BETTER THAN ME. I CAN DANCE.

1104. YOU'RE NOT BETTER THAN ME. I CAN DANCE. I CAN SING, TOO.

1105. I CAN DANCE. I CAN SING, TOO. ♪ AND I AM TELLING YOU

1106. I CAN SING, TOO. ♪ AND I AM TELLING YOU IT'S OKAY, MAN.

1107. IT'S OKAY, MAN. IT'S OKAY TO CRY. THAT TAKES GUTS.

1108. IT'S OKAY TO CRY. THAT TAKES GUTS. I JUST MISSED YOU AROUND

1109. THAT TAKES GUTS. I JUST MISSED YOU AROUND HERE, RYAN.

1110. I JUST MISSED YOU AROUND HERE, RYAN. I THINK I GOT MY COVER STORY.

1111. HERE, RYAN. I THINK I GOT MY COVER STORY. I THINK I GOT MY COVER STORY.

1112. I THINK I GOT MY COVER STORY. I THINK I GOT MY COVER STORY. WHAT'S THAT?

1113. I THINK I GOT MY COVER STORY. WHAT'S THAT? NESPRESSO.

1114. WHAT'S THAT? NESPRESSO. IS THAT COFFEE?

1115. NESPRESSO. IS THAT COFFEE? YEAH.

1116. IS THAT COFFEE? YEAH. I WANT IN.

1117. YEAH. I WANT IN. READY?

1118. I WANT IN. READY? I JUST WANT A CUP OF COFFEE.

1119. READY? I JUST WANT A CUP OF COFFEE. SO IT BEGINS.

1120. I JUST WANT A CUP OF COFFEE. SO IT BEGINS. CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

1121. SO IT BEGINS. CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?

1122. CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? WHERE ARE WE?

1123. WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? WHERE ARE WE? WHY AM I GETTING FITTED FOR A

1124. WHERE ARE WE? WHY AM I GETTING FITTED FOR A SUIT?

1125. WHY AM I GETTING FITTED FOR A SUIT? PATIENCE.

1126. SUIT? PATIENCE. HOW DOES THIS HELP ME GET

1127. PATIENCE. HOW DOES THIS HELP ME GET COFFEE?

1128. HOW DOES THIS HELP ME GET COFFEE? THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER.

1129. COFFEE? THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER. IS THIS A CLOONEY PRANK OR

1130. THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER. IS THIS A CLOONEY PRANK OR SOMETHING?

1131. IS THIS A CLOONEY PRANK OR SOMETHING? SHUT UP.

1132. SOMETHING? SHUT UP. NOW WE'RE EATING SUSHI.

1133. SHUT UP. NOW WE'RE EATING SUSHI. THE ONE THING THAT DOESN'T GO

1134. NOW WE'RE EATING SUSHI. THE ONE THING THAT DOESN'T GO WITH COFFEE.

1135. THE ONE THING THAT DOESN'T GO WITH COFFEE. WHAT'S WITH THE ITALIAN

1136. WITH COFFEE. WHAT'S WITH THE ITALIAN RESTAURANT?

1137. WHAT'S WITH THE ITALIAN RESTAURANT? I'VE HAD THREE MEALS TODAY.

1138. RESTAURANT? I'VE HAD THREE MEALS TODAY. I'M SO CONFUSED.

1139. I'VE HAD THREE MEALS TODAY. I'M SO CONFUSED. HOW DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER?

1140. I'M SO CONFUSED. HOW DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER? WERE WE IN "BATMAN" TOGETHER?

1141. HOW DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER? WERE WE IN "BATMAN" TOGETHER? NO, RIGHT?

1142. WERE WE IN "BATMAN" TOGETHER? NO, RIGHT? MINE WAS KEATON.

1143. NO, RIGHT? MINE WAS KEATON. THEN WHY ME AND YOU?

1144. MINE WAS KEATON. THEN WHY ME AND YOU? SAY SOMETHING.

1145. THEN WHY ME AND YOU? SAY SOMETHING. WE'VE BEEN DRIVING AROUND

1146. SAY SOMETHING. WE'VE BEEN DRIVING AROUND AIMLESSLY AND THEY WON'T LET ME

1147. WE'VE BEEN DRIVING AROUND AIMLESSLY AND THEY WON'T LET ME HAVE ANY COFFEE.

1148. AIMLESSLY AND THEY WON'T LET ME HAVE ANY COFFEE. YOU'RE READY.

1149. HAVE ANY COFFEE. YOU'RE READY. WHATEVER YOU SAY, GEORGE.

1150. YOU'RE READY. WHATEVER YOU SAY, GEORGE. FINALLY.

1151. WHATEVER YOU SAY, GEORGE. FINALLY. IS THAT COFFEE?

1152. FINALLY. IS THAT COFFEE? IT'S NESPRESSO.

1153. IS THAT COFFEE? IT'S NESPRESSO. IT'S NOT BAD.

1154. IT'S NESPRESSO. IT'S NOT BAD. NESPRESSO.

1155. IT'S NOT BAD. NESPRESSO. WHAT?

1156. NESPRESSO. WHAT? > AND NOW NBC PRESENTS A

1157. WHAT? > AND NOW NBC PRESENTS A SERIOUS CUT FOR TIME SCENE OF

1158. > AND NOW NBC PRESENTS A SERIOUS CUT FOR TIME SCENE OF THIS "THE WIZ LIVE."

1159. SERIOUS CUT FOR TIME SCENE OF THIS "THE WIZ LIVE." WHO DARES DISTURB ME, THE ALL

1160. THIS "THE WIZ LIVE." WHO DARES DISTURB ME, THE ALL AND POWERFUL WIZ?

1161. WHO DARES DISTURB ME, THE ALL AND POWERFUL WIZ? I WAS JUST BACK THERE ON MY

1162. AND POWERFUL WIZ? I WAS JUST BACK THERE ON MY iPAD.

1163. I WAS JUST BACK THERE ON MY iPAD. WOW, THAT'S SO MODERN.

1164. iPAD. WOW, THAT'S SO MODERN. I'M GLAD YOU NOTICED.

1165. WOW, THAT'S SO MODERN. I'M GLAD YOU NOTICED. NOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

1166. I'M GLAD YOU NOTICED. NOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT? WE'RE SORRY TO DISTURB YOUR

1167. NOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT? WE'RE SORRY TO DISTURB YOUR GREATNESS.

1168. WE'RE SORRY TO DISTURB YOUR GREATNESS. I'M HERE BECAUSE I NEED SOME

1169. GREATNESS. I'M HERE BECAUSE I NEED SOME COURAGE.

1170. I'M HERE BECAUSE I NEED SOME COURAGE. AND I NEED SOME BRAINS.

1171. COURAGE. AND I NEED SOME BRAINS. AND I NEED A HEART.

1172. AND I NEED SOME BRAINS. AND I NEED A HEART. AND I NEED TO GO HOME.

1173. AND I NEED A HEART. AND I NEED TO GO HOME. AND SO DO I.

1174. AND I NEED TO GO HOME. AND SO DO I. OH, OH, HELLO.

1175. AND SO DO I. OH, OH, HELLO. WHO ARE YOU?

1176. OH, OH, HELLO. WHO ARE YOU? ME?

1177. WHO ARE YOU? ME? WHY, I'M THE SCARECROW, OF

1178. ME? WHY, I'M THE SCARECROW, OF COURSE.

1179. WHY, I'M THE SCARECROW, OF COURSE. ANYBODY KNOW HOW I CAN GET BACK

1180. COURSE. ANYBODY KNOW HOW I CAN GET BACK TO MY FRIENDS?

1181. ANYBODY KNOW HOW I CAN GET BACK TO MY FRIENDS? WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROM?

1182. TO MY FRIENDS? WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROM? WEST OZ.

1183. WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROM? WEST OZ. YOU KNOW, NEAR THE MEADOW.

1184. WEST OZ. YOU KNOW, NEAR THE MEADOW. OH, YOU'RE WAY OFF, MAN.

1185. YOU KNOW, NEAR THE MEADOW. OH, YOU'RE WAY OFF, MAN. THIS HERE IS EAST OZ.

1186. OH, YOU'RE WAY OFF, MAN. THIS HERE IS EAST OZ. HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HERE?

1187. THIS HERE IS EAST OZ. HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HERE? WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

1188. HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HERE? WELL, I DON'T KNOW. LET'S SEE, I FELL ASLEEP ON THE

1189. WELL, I DON'T KNOW. LET'S SEE, I FELL ASLEEP ON THE TRAIN AND NOW HERE I AM.

1190. LET'S SEE, I FELL ASLEEP ON THE TRAIN AND NOW HERE I AM. WHO ARE YOU?

1191. TRAIN AND NOW HERE I AM. WHO ARE YOU? I'M A SCARECROW EXACTLY LIKE

1192. WHO ARE YOU? I'M A SCARECROW EXACTLY LIKE YOU.

1193. I'M A SCARECROW EXACTLY LIKE YOU. BUT YOUR HAIR IS SO WILD AND

1194. YOU. BUT YOUR HAIR IS SO WILD AND WONDERFUL.

1195. BUT YOUR HAIR IS SO WILD AND WONDERFUL. AND YOUR HAIR —

1196. WONDERFUL. AND YOUR HAIR — CHILL.

1197. AND YOUR HAIR — CHILL. WELL, VERY WELL.

1198. CHILL. WELL, VERY WELL. I'M LOOKING FOR MY FRIEND

1199. WELL, VERY WELL. I'M LOOKING FOR MY FRIEND DOROTHY.

1200. I'M LOOKING FOR MY FRIEND DOROTHY. MY NAME IS DOROTHY, TOO.

1201. DOROTHY. MY NAME IS DOROTHY, TOO. DOES YOUR FRIEND KNOW HOW TO

1202. MY NAME IS DOROTHY, TOO. DOES YOUR FRIEND KNOW HOW TO WHIP, DAB AND DO THE NAE-NAE?

1203. DOES YOUR FRIEND KNOW HOW TO WHIP, DAB AND DO THE NAE-NAE? YEAH, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT

1204. WHIP, DAB AND DO THE NAE-NAE? YEAH, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THOSE WORDS ARE?

1205. YEAH, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THOSE WORDS ARE? IT'S DANCING.

1206. THOSE WORDS ARE? IT'S DANCING. AND WE SURE DOES A LOT OF

1207. IT'S DANCING. AND WE SURE DOES A LOT OF DANCING.

1208. AND WE SURE DOES A LOT OF DANCING. YEAH.

1209. DANCING. YEAH. THREE HOURS' WORTH.

1210. YEAH. THREE HOURS' WORTH. MINUS ABOUT 150 COMMERCIALS.

1211. THREE HOURS' WORTH. MINUS ABOUT 150 COMMERCIALS. OH, I LOVE TO DANCE.

1212. MINUS ABOUT 150 COMMERCIALS. OH, I LOVE TO DANCE. WATCH.

1213. OH, I LOVE TO DANCE. WATCH. I WOULD NOT BE JUST A NOTHING,

1214. WATCH. I WOULD NOT BE JUST A NOTHING, MY HEAD ALL FULL OF STUFFING AND

1215. MY HEAD ALL FULL OF STUFFING AND MY HEART ALL FILLED WITH PAIN ♪ ♪ I WOULD DANCE AND BE MERRY

1216. MY HEART ALL FILLED WITH PAIN ♪ ♪ I WOULD DANCE AND BE MERRY ♪ LIFE WOULD BE A DIGNITARY

1217. I MEAN, A BRAIN. MAN, THAT WAS CORNY AS HELL. YOUNG MAN, WE APPRECIATE YOU

1218. MAN, THAT WAS CORNY AS HELL. YOUNG MAN, WE APPRECIATE YOU COMING BY, BUT THIS OZ IS NOT

1219. YOUNG MAN, WE APPRECIATE YOU COMING BY, BUT THIS OZ IS NOT FOR YOU.

1220. COMING BY, BUT THIS OZ IS NOT FOR YOU. WELL, I DIDN'T THINK THAT IT

1221. FOR YOU. WELL, I DIDN'T THINK THAT IT WOULD BE, YOU KNOW, BUT NOW THAT

1222. WELL, I DIDN'T THINK THAT IT WOULD BE, YOU KNOW, BUT NOW THAT I'M HERE, IT'S REALLY GREAT.

1223. WOULD BE, YOU KNOW, BUT NOW THAT I'M HERE, IT'S REALLY GREAT. THERE'S SO MUCH COLOR.

1224. I'M HERE, IT'S REALLY GREAT. THERE'S SO MUCH COLOR. HEY!

1225. THERE'S SO MUCH COLOR. HEY! NO, NO, I MEANT IN THE WORLD.

1226. HEY! NO, NO, I MEANT IN THE WORLD. THERE IS A LOT OF HEART AND SOUL

1227. NO, NO, I MEANT IN THE WORLD. THERE IS A LOT OF HEART AND SOUL HERE.

1228. THERE IS A LOT OF HEART AND SOUL HERE. I LOVE IT.

1229. HERE. I LOVE IT. IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN WHERE I'M

1230. I LOVE IT. IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN WHERE I'M FROM.

1231. IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN WHERE I'M FROM. OH, YEAH, WE HEARD ABOUT WEST

1232. FROM. OH, YEAH, WE HEARD ABOUT WEST OZ.

1233. OH, YEAH, WE HEARD ABOUT WEST OZ. THAT PLACE IS TERRIFYING.

1234. OZ. THAT PLACE IS TERRIFYING. THERE'S TREES THAT GRAB YOU.

1235. THAT PLACE IS TERRIFYING. THERE'S TREES THAT GRAB YOU. AND TORNADOES.

1236. THERE'S TREES THAT GRAB YOU. AND TORNADOES. DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE FLYING

1237. AND TORNADOES. DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE FLYING MONKEYS.

1238. DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE FLYING MONKEYS. WHOA!

1239. MONKEYS. WHOA! NO, WE DON'T CALL THEM THAT

1240. WHOA! NO, WE DON'T CALL THEM THAT HERE.

1241. NO, WE DON'T CALL THEM THAT HERE. WE CALL THEM WINGED WARRIORS.

1242. HERE. WE CALL THEM WINGED WARRIORS. WE HAD A LOT OF MEETINGS ABOUT

1243. WE CALL THEM WINGED WARRIORS. WE HAD A LOT OF MEETINGS ABOUT THAT.

1244. WE HAD A LOT OF MEETINGS ABOUT THAT. PLUS YOU ALL GOT A WICKED

1245. THAT. PLUS YOU ALL GOT A WICKED WITCH OVER THERE, AND SHE WILL

1246. PLUS YOU ALL GOT A WICKED WITCH OVER THERE, AND SHE WILL SET YOUR ASS ON FIRE.

1247. WITCH OVER THERE, AND SHE WILL SET YOUR ASS ON FIRE. OH, SHE'S NOT AROUND ANYMORE.

1248. SET YOUR ASS ON FIRE. OH, SHE'S NOT AROUND ANYMORE. WHAT?

1249. OH, SHE'S NOT AROUND ANYMORE. WHAT? OH, MY GOD.

1250. WHAT? OH, MY GOD. WHAT HAPPENED?

1251. OH, MY GOD. WHAT HAPPENED? WE THREW SOME WATER ON HER

1252. WHAT HAPPENED? WE THREW SOME WATER ON HER AND KILLED HER.

1253. WE THREW SOME WATER ON HER AND KILLED HER. SCARECROW, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU

1254. AND KILLED HER. SCARECROW, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD IT IN YOU.

1255. SCARECROW, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD IT IN YOU. THIS HERE MAN IS A GENIUS.

1256. HAD IT IN YOU. THIS HERE MAN IS A GENIUS. WELL, GOSH, I HOPE THAT'S A

1257. THIS HERE MAN IS A GENIUS. WELL, GOSH, I HOPE THAT'S A GOOD THING.

1258. WELL, GOSH, I HOPE THAT'S A GOOD THING. IT IS.

1259. GOOD THING. IT IS. YOU CAN ROLL WITH US ANY TIME

1260. IT IS. YOU CAN ROLL WITH US ANY TIME YOU LIKE, SCARECROW.

1261. YOU CAN ROLL WITH US ANY TIME YOU LIKE, SCARECROW. REALLY?

1262. YOU LIKE, SCARECROW. REALLY? I'D LOVE THAT MORE THAN ANYTHING

1263. REALLY? I'D LOVE THAT MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD.

1264. I'D LOVE THAT MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. THEN COME ON AND DANCE WITH

1265. IN THE WORLD. THEN COME ON AND DANCE WITH US.

1266. THEN COME ON AND DANCE WITH US. IT'S 2015.

1267. US. IT'S 2015. DO THE DANCE.

1268. IT'S 2015. DO THE DANCE. ♪ COME ON AND EASE ON DOWN, EASE

1269. THAT MIGHT BE A LOAD ♪ ♪ EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN THE ONCE AGAIN, LEON BRIDGES!

1270. ONCE AGAIN, LEON BRIDGES! ♪ BEEN TRAVELING THESE

1271. HEART'S BEEN FAR FROM YOU TEN-THOUSAND MILES GONE ♪ ♪ OH, I WANNA COME NEAR AND GIVE

1272. TEN-THOUSAND MILES GONE ♪ ♪ OH, I WANNA COME NEAR AND GIVE YA EVERY

1273. YA EVERY PART OF ME BUT THERE IS ♪ ♪ BLOOD ON MY HANDS

1274. AND MY LIPS AREN'T CLEAN ♪ ♪ IN MY DARKNESS I REMEMBER MOMMA'S WORDS REOCCUR TO ME

1275. MOMMA'S WORDS REOCCUR TO ME "SURRENDER TO THE GOOD ♪ ♪ LORD AND HE'LL WIPE

1276. YOUR SLATE CLEAN ♪ ♪ TAKE ME TO YOUR RIVER I WANNA GO OH, GO ON

1277. TAKE ME TO YOUR RIVER I WANNA KNOW ♪ ♪ TIP ME IN YOUR SMOOTH

1278. I WANNA KNOW ♪ ♪ TIP ME IN YOUR SMOOTH WATERS I GO IN

1279. AS A MAN WITH MANY CRIMES COME UP FOR AIR ♪ ♪ AS MY SINS FLOW

1280. DOWN THE JORDAN ♪ ♪ OH, I WANNA COME NEAR AND GIVE YA EVERY PART OF ME

1281. AND GIVE YA EVERY PART OF ME BUT THERE IS BLOOD ♪ ♪ ON MY HANDS

1282. AND MY LIPS AREN'T CLEAN ♪ ♪ TAKE ME TO YOUR RIVER I WANNA GO GO ON TAKE

1283. ME TO YOUR RIVER I WANNA KNOW ♪ ♪ I WANNA GO, WANNA

1284. I WANNA KNOW ♪ ♪ I WANNA GO, WANNA GO, WANNA GO

1285. I WANNA KNOW, WANNA KNOW, WANNA KNOW ♪ ♪ WANNA GO, WANNA GO

1286. KNOW, WANNA KNOW ♪ ♪ WANNA GO, WANNA GO WANNA GO WANNA KNOW, WANNA

1287. WANNA GO WANNA KNOW, WANNA KNOW, WANNA KNOW ♪ ♪ OH LORD

1288. PLEASE LET ME GO ♪ ♪ TAKE ME TO YOUR RIVER I WANNA GO LORD

1289. I WANNA GO LORD PLEASE LET ME KNOW ♪ ♪ TAKE ME TO YOUR RIVER

1290. I WANNA KNOW ♪ > WITH ONLY A FORTNIGHT LEFT

1291. > WITH ONLY A FORTNIGHT LEFT TILL CHRISTMAS, SANTA'S ELVES

1292. > WITH ONLY A FORTNIGHT LEFT TILL CHRISTMAS, SANTA'S ELVES WERE HARD AT WORK MAKING TOYS

1293. TILL CHRISTMAS, SANTA'S ELVES WERE HARD AT WORK MAKING TOYS FOR CHILDREN ALL OVER THE WORLD.

1294. WERE HARD AT WORK MAKING TOYS FOR CHILDREN ALL OVER THE WORLD. OR WERE THEY?

1295. FOR CHILDREN ALL OVER THE WORLD. OR WERE THEY? DING DONG DING WITH A LITTLE

1296. OR WERE THEY? DING DONG DING WITH A LITTLE DINGLE DONG.

1297. DING DONG DING WITH A LITTLE DINGLE DONG. TIME TO SEE HOW THE CHRISTMAS

1298. DINGLE DONG. TIME TO SEE HOW THE CHRISTMAS TOYS ARE COMING ALONG.

1299. TIME TO SEE HOW THE CHRISTMAS TOYS ARE COMING ALONG. WHAT ON EARTH.

1300. TOYS ARE COMING ALONG. WHAT ON EARTH. THIS CHOO-CHOO HAS NO WHEELS.

1301. WHAT ON EARTH. THIS CHOO-CHOO HAS NO WHEELS. AND THIS DOLLY NEEDS A HEAD.

1302. THIS CHOO-CHOO HAS NO WHEELS. AND THIS DOLLY NEEDS A HEAD. ELVES, APPEAR!

1303. AND THIS DOLLY NEEDS A HEAD. ELVES, APPEAR! SANTA!

1304. ELVES, APPEAR! SANTA! YOU BECKONED US?

1305. SANTA! YOU BECKONED US? IS THERE SOMETHING WE CAN DO?

1306. YOU BECKONED US? IS THERE SOMETHING WE CAN DO? FOR YOU?

1307. IS THERE SOMETHING WE CAN DO? FOR YOU? IT SOUNDED URGENT SO WE CAME

1308. FOR YOU? IT SOUNDED URGENT SO WE CAME RIGHT AWAY, SIR.

1309. IT SOUNDED URGENT SO WE CAME RIGHT AWAY, SIR. THESE TOYS ARE NOT COMPLETE.

1310. RIGHT AWAY, SIR. THESE TOYS ARE NOT COMPLETE. THESE TOYS ARE NOT COMPLETE.

1311. THESE TOYS ARE NOT COMPLETE. THESE TOYS ARE NOT COMPLETE. AND WE ARE ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE.

1312. THESE TOYS ARE NOT COMPLETE. AND WE ARE ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE. OH, NO.

1313. AND WE ARE ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE. OH, NO. WE ARE SO SORRY.

1314. OH, NO. WE ARE SO SORRY. WE LET YOU DOWN BIG TIME.

1315. WE ARE SO SORRY. WE LET YOU DOWN BIG TIME. WE TOTALLY GOOFED.

1316. WE LET YOU DOWN BIG TIME. WE TOTALLY GOOFED. YOU CERTAINLY DID.

1317. WE TOTALLY GOOFED. YOU CERTAINLY DID. I'M SO DISAPPOINTED.

1318. YOU CERTAINLY DID. I'M SO DISAPPOINTED. YEAH.

1319. I'M SO DISAPPOINTED. YEAH. I GUESS YOU GOT TO, LIKE, SELL

1320. YEAH. I GUESS YOU GOT TO, LIKE, SELL IT THROUGH THE BOX NOW, HUH?

1321. I GUESS YOU GOT TO, LIKE, SELL IT THROUGH THE BOX NOW, HUH? YOU GOING TO SHOW US WHO IS

1322. IT THROUGH THE BOX NOW, HUH? YOU GOING TO SHOW US WHO IS IN CHARGE?

1323. YOU GOING TO SHOW US WHO IS IN CHARGE? I LEARNED THROUGH DISCIPLINE.

1324. IN CHARGE? I LEARNED THROUGH DISCIPLINE. WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN?

1325. I LEARNED THROUGH DISCIPLINE. WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN? I DON'T KNOW.

1326. WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN? I DON'T KNOW. SOME KIND OF PUNISHMENT.

1327. I DON'T KNOW. SOME KIND OF PUNISHMENT. IT COULD BE BODILY, LIKE

1328. SOME KIND OF PUNISHMENT. IT COULD BE BODILY, LIKE SOMETHING WITH MY BODY.

1329. IT COULD BE BODILY, LIKE SOMETHING WITH MY BODY. WE HAVE VERY FEW LIMITS.

1330. SOMETHING WITH MY BODY. WE HAVE VERY FEW LIMITS. WINK, WINK, WIGGLE, WIGGLE.

1331. WE HAVE VERY FEW LIMITS. WINK, WINK, WIGGLE, WIGGLE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU

1332. WINK, WINK, WIGGLE, WIGGLE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU SILLY ELVES ARE TALKING ABOUT.

1333. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU SILLY ELVES ARE TALKING ABOUT. I WILL BE BACK AT FIRST

1334. SILLY ELVES ARE TALKING ABOUT. I WILL BE BACK AT FIRST DAYLIGHT, AND I EXPECT THIS

1335. I WILL BE BACK AT FIRST DAYLIGHT, AND I EXPECT THIS TABLE TO BE FILLED WITH TOYS.

1336. DAYLIGHT, AND I EXPECT THIS TABLE TO BE FILLED WITH TOYS. UNDERSTAND?

1337. TABLE TO BE FILLED WITH TOYS. UNDERSTAND? YOU GOT IT.

1338. UNDERSTAND? YOU GOT IT.

1339. YOU GOT IT. GOOD MORNING, ELVES!

1340. GOOD MORNING, ELVES! YOU HAVEN'T DONE A THING!

1341. GOOD MORNING, ELVES! YOU HAVEN'T DONE A THING! I KNOW.

1342. YOU HAVEN'T DONE A THING! I KNOW. WE'RE SO BAD.

1343. I KNOW. WE'RE SO BAD. I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO TEACH US

1344. WE'RE SO BAD. I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO TEACH US A LESSON.

1345. I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO TEACH US A LESSON. WHAT?

1346. A LESSON. WHAT? WE DESERVE IT.

1347. WHAT? WE DESERVE IT. WE'RE NOT FIT TO LICK YOUR

1348. WE DESERVE IT. WE'RE NOT FIT TO LICK YOUR BOOTS.

1349. WE'RE NOT FIT TO LICK YOUR BOOTS. BUT WE'LL DO IT.

1350. BOOTS. BUT WE'LL DO IT. IF YOU FORCE US TO.

1351. BUT WE'LL DO IT. IF YOU FORCE US TO. ALL RIGHT.

1352. IF YOU FORCE US TO. ALL RIGHT. I GET IT.

1353. ALL RIGHT. I GET IT. IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD JUST PULL

1354. I GET IT. IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD JUST PULL DOWN MY LITTLE GREEN PANTS AND

1355. IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD JUST PULL DOWN MY LITTLE GREEN PANTS AND GO TO TOWN ON THESE.

1356. DOWN MY LITTLE GREEN PANTS AND GO TO TOWN ON THESE. MAYBE THEN WE WOULD STOP

1357. GO TO TOWN ON THESE. MAYBE THEN WE WOULD STOP MAKING MISTAKES.

1358. MAYBE THEN WE WOULD STOP MAKING MISTAKES. SPEAKING OF MISTAKES, I JUST

1359. MAKING MISTAKES. SPEAKING OF MISTAKES, I JUST DROPPED A GUMDROP.

1360. SPEAKING OF MISTAKES, I JUST DROPPED A GUMDROP. WHOOPS.

1361. DROPPED A GUMDROP. WHOOPS. BETTER GO GET IT.

1362. WHOOPS. BETTER GO GET IT. YOU SEE ANYTHING YOU LIKE

1363. BETTER GO GET IT. YOU SEE ANYTHING YOU LIKE BETTER?

1364. YOU SEE ANYTHING YOU LIKE BETTER? MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE CHARGE

1365. BETTER? MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE CHARGE OF THAT.

1366. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE CHARGE OF THAT. YOU ELVES ARE SKATING ON THIN

1367. OF THAT. YOU ELVES ARE SKATING ON THIN ICE.

1368. YOU ELVES ARE SKATING ON THIN ICE. SANTA IS GETTING HOT NOW.

1369. ICE. SANTA IS GETTING HOT NOW. WHY DON'T YOU UNZIP YOUR BIG,

1370. SANTA IS GETTING HOT NOW. WHY DON'T YOU UNZIP YOUR BIG, RED SUIT — THE MINUTE THERE WAS

1371. WHY DON'T YOU UNZIP YOUR BIG, RED SUIT — THE MINUTE THERE WAS A QUESTION WHO WAS IN CHARGE.

1372. RED SUIT — THE MINUTE THERE WAS A QUESTION WHO WAS IN CHARGE. CAN YOU PLEASE JUST MAKE SOME

1373. A QUESTION WHO WAS IN CHARGE. CAN YOU PLEASE JUST MAKE SOME TOYS.

1374. CAN YOU PLEASE JUST MAKE SOME TOYS. LOOK WHAT I FOUND, SANTA.

1375. TOYS. LOOK WHAT I FOUND, SANTA. YOU BETTER PUT JINGLE BELLS

1376. LOOK WHAT I FOUND, SANTA. YOU BETTER PUT JINGLE BELLS IN OUR MOUTHS, BECAUSE WE'RE

1377. YOU BETTER PUT JINGLE BELLS IN OUR MOUTHS, BECAUSE WE'RE SCREAMERS.

1378. IN OUR MOUTHS, BECAUSE WE'RE SCREAMERS. AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE, YOU CAN

1379. SCREAMERS. AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE, YOU CAN SNOW ALL OVER US.

1380. AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE, YOU CAN SNOW ALL OVER US. ENOUGH, ENOUGH!

1381. SNOW ALL OVER US. ENOUGH, ENOUGH! COME ON NOW, GIVE ME A BREAK.

1382. ENOUGH, ENOUGH! COME ON NOW, GIVE ME A BREAK. 3,000 YEARS AGO, SURE, I WOULD

1383. COME ON NOW, GIVE ME A BREAK. 3,000 YEARS AGO, SURE, I WOULD HAVE TOTALLY TORN INTO ALL OF

1384. 3,000 YEARS AGO, SURE, I WOULD HAVE TOTALLY TORN INTO ALL OF YOU.

1385. HAVE TOTALLY TORN INTO ALL OF YOU. I'M NOT THAT GUY ANYMORE.

1386. YOU. I'M NOT THAT GUY ANYMORE. AFTER YOU WAKE UP IN A BUNCH OF

1387. I'M NOT THAT GUY ANYMORE. AFTER YOU WAKE UP IN A BUNCH OF STRANGE BEDS OF PEOPLE YOU DON'T

1388. AFTER YOU WAKE UP IN A BUNCH OF STRANGE BEDS OF PEOPLE YOU DON'T REMEMBER MEETING, YOU START TO

1389. STRANGE BEDS OF PEOPLE YOU DON'T REMEMBER MEETING, YOU START TO WANT MORE.

1390. REMEMBER MEETING, YOU START TO WANT MORE. AND THAT'S WHEN I REALLY BECAME

1391. WANT MORE. AND THAT'S WHEN I REALLY BECAME SANTA.

1392. AND THAT'S WHEN I REALLY BECAME SANTA. OH, HE'LL DO SOMETHING, BUT ONLY

1393. SANTA. OH, HE'LL DO SOMETHING, BUT ONLY WITH ME, RIGHT, BIG.

1394. OH, HE'LL DO SOMETHING, BUT ONLY WITH ME, RIGHT, BIG. I THINK I NEEDED TO HEAR

1395. WITH ME, RIGHT, BIG. I THINK I NEEDED TO HEAR THAT.

1396. I THINK I NEEDED TO HEAR THAT. ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS.

1397. THAT. ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS. FINISH YOUR TOYS AND PACK UP

1398. ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS. FINISH YOUR TOYS AND PACK UP YOUR EFL JUNK.

1399. FINISH YOUR TOYS AND PACK UP YOUR EFL JUNK. YOU'RE ALL FIRED.

1400. YOUR EFL JUNK. YOU'RE ALL FIRED. TAKE CARE.

1401. YOU'RE ALL FIRED. TAKE CARE. > THANKS TO LEON BRIDGES, MIKE

1402. TAKE CARE. > THANKS TO LEON BRIDGES, MIKE MEYERS, LORNE MICHAELS, THE

1403. > THANKS TO LEON BRIDGES, MIKE MEYERS, LORNE MICHAELS, THE WHOLE CREW.

1404. MEYERS, LORNE MICHAELS, THE WHOLE CREW. AVA AND NEZZY, I LOVE YOU.