1. > NO, IT'S TRUE.
I'M TELLING YOU.
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2. I'M TELLING YOU.
MR. TRUMP IS THE REAL LIFE
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3. MR. TRUMP IS THE REAL LIFE
INSPIRATION FOR IRONMAN.
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4. MR. TRUMP IS THE REAL LIFE
INSPIRATION FOR IRONMAN.
WHO AM I?
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5. INSPIRATION FOR IRONMAN.
WHO AM I?
I'M HIS PUBLICIST, JOEY
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6. WHO AM I?
I'M HIS PUBLICIST, JOEY
PEPPERONI.
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7. I'M HIS PUBLICIST, JOEY
PEPPERONI.
NO, I AM NOT DONALD TRUMP IN
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8. PEPPERONI.
NO, I AM NOT DONALD TRUMP IN
DISGUISE.
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9. NO, I AM NOT DONALD TRUMP IN
DISGUISE.
THIS IS JUST WHAT CLASSY PEOPLE
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10. DISGUISE.
THIS IS JUST WHAT CLASSY PEOPLE
SOUND LIKE, OKAY.
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11. THIS IS JUST WHAT CLASSY PEOPLE
SOUND LIKE, OKAY.
DAD, CHRIS CHRISTIE IS HERE.
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12. SOUND LIKE, OKAY.
DAD, CHRIS CHRISTIE IS HERE.
HE IS SORT OF WANTS TO DISCUSS
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13. DAD, CHRIS CHRISTIE IS HERE.
HE IS SORT OF WANTS TO DISCUSS
POTENTIAL VICE PRESIDENTS.
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14. HE IS SORT OF WANTS TO DISCUSS
POTENTIAL VICE PRESIDENTS.
HE IS SORT OF BEEN WAITING
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15. POTENTIAL VICE PRESIDENTS.
HE IS SORT OF BEEN WAITING
DOWNSTAIRS FOR TWO HOURS.
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16. HE IS SORT OF BEEN WAITING
DOWNSTAIRS FOR TWO HOURS.
FINE, SEND HIM IN.
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17. DOWNSTAIRS FOR TWO HOURS.
FINE, SEND HIM IN.
HEY, IS THAT JOEY PEPPERONI,
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18. FINE, SEND HIM IN.
HEY, IS THAT JOEY PEPPERONI,
I SEE!
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19. HEY, IS THAT JOEY PEPPERONI,
I SEE!
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, DONALD, I'M
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20. I SEE!
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, DONALD, I'M
HONORED THAT YOU ASKED ME TO
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21. SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, DONALD, I'M
HONORED THAT YOU ASKED ME TO
HELP FIND YOUR NEXT VP
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22. HONORED THAT YOU ASKED ME TO
HELP FIND YOUR NEXT VP
APPRECIATE YOUR HELP.
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23. HELP FIND YOUR NEXT VP
APPRECIATE YOUR HELP.
I DO.
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24. APPRECIATE YOUR HELP.
I DO.
I NEED SOME ONE EXPERIENCED.
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25. I DO.
I NEED SOME ONE EXPERIENCED.
LOYAL, STRONG.
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26. I NEED SOME ONE EXPERIENCED.
LOYAL, STRONG.
THAT SOUND LIKE SOMEBODY I
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27. LOYAL, STRONG.
THAT SOUND LIKE SOMEBODY I
KNOW.
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28. THAT SOUND LIKE SOMEBODY I
KNOW.
SOUND LIKE CHRIS CHRISTIE.
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29. KNOW.
SOUND LIKE CHRIS CHRISTIE.
WHO SAID THAT?
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30. SOUND LIKE CHRIS CHRISTIE.
WHO SAID THAT?
WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
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31. WHO SAID THAT?
WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
WHATEVER.
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32. WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
WHATEVER.
YEAH, RIGHT.
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33. WHATEVER.
YEAH, RIGHT.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME?
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34. YEAH, RIGHT.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME?
WELL, I THOUGHT ONE STRONG
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35. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME?
WELL, I THOUGHT ONE STRONG
OPTION COULD BE JEB BUSH.
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36. WELL, I THOUGHT ONE STRONG
OPTION COULD BE JEB BUSH.
HA-HA-HA!
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37. OPTION COULD BE JEB BUSH.
HA-HA-HA!
HA-HA-HA!
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38. HA-HA-HA!
HA-HA-HA!
HA-HA-HA!
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39. HA-HA-HA!
HA-HA-HA!
HA-HA-HA!
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40. HA-HA-HA!
HA-HA-HA!
OKAY, BUT SERIOUSLY.
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41. HA-HA-HA!
OKAY, BUT SERIOUSLY.
WHAT ABOUT CARLY FIORINA?
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42. OKAY, BUT SERIOUSLY.
WHAT ABOUT CARLY FIORINA?
I DO FEEL A KINSHIP WITH
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43. WHAT ABOUT CARLY FIORINA?
I DO FEEL A KINSHIP WITH
CARLY.
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44. I DO FEEL A KINSHIP WITH
CARLY.
SHE IS ALSO AN OUTSIDER WHO RAN
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45. CARLY.
SHE IS ALSO AN OUTSIDER WHO RAN
A VERY UNSUCCESSFUL BUSINESS.
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46. SHE IS ALSO AN OUTSIDER WHO RAN
A VERY UNSUCCESSFUL BUSINESS.
SHE CAN HELP YOU WITH YOUR
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47. A VERY UNSUCCESSFUL BUSINESS.
SHE CAN HELP YOU WITH YOUR
WOMAN PROBLEM TOO.
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48. SHE CAN HELP YOU WITH YOUR
WOMAN PROBLEM TOO.
WOMEN LOOK UP TO HER?
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49. WOMAN PROBLEM TOO.
WOMEN LOOK UP TO HER?
FOR WHAT?
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50. WOMEN LOOK UP TO HER?
FOR WHAT?
SHE'S A B CUP TOPS?
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51. FOR WHAT?
SHE'S A B CUP TOPS?
B CUP TOPS.
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52. SHE'S A B CUP TOPS?
B CUP TOPS.
THAT IS VERY GOOD.
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53. B CUP TOPS.
THAT IS VERY GOOD.
I WISH I COULD WORK WITH SOMEONE
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54. THAT IS VERY GOOD.
I WISH I COULD WORK WITH SOMEONE
AS FUNNY AS YOU SOMEDAY.
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55. I WISH I COULD WORK WITH SOMEONE
AS FUNNY AS YOU SOMEDAY.
HA-HA, HA-HA, HA-HA.
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56. AS FUNNY AS YOU SOMEDAY.
HA-HA, HA-HA, HA-HA.
HE. HE OKAY.
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57. HA-HA, HA-HA, HA-HA.
HE. HE OKAY.
MOVING ON.
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58. HE. HE OKAY.
MOVING ON.
HOW ABOUT A GUY FROM A SWING
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59. MOVING ON.
HOW ABOUT A GUY FROM A SWING
STATE, FLORIDA.
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60. HOW ABOUT A GUY FROM A SWING
STATE, FLORIDA.
GEORGE ZIMMERMAN?
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61. STATE, FLORIDA.
GEORGE ZIMMERMAN?
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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62. GEORGE ZIMMERMAN?
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
MARCO RUBIO.
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63. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
MARCO RUBIO.
OH, LITTLE MARCO.
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64. MARCO RUBIO.
OH, LITTLE MARCO.
I CAN'T ASK HIM TO BE VP UNTIL
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65. OH, LITTLE MARCO.
I CAN'T ASK HIM TO BE VP UNTIL
HIS PARENTS SEEN IT RELEASE
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66. I CAN'T ASK HIM TO BE VP UNTIL
HIS PARENTS SEEN IT RELEASE
FORM.
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67. HIS PARENTS SEEN IT RELEASE
FORM.
I NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN LEAD.
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68. FORM.
I NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN LEAD.
WHERE DO I FIND THAT?
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69. I NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN LEAD.
WHERE DO I FIND THAT?
BEATS ME.
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70. WHERE DO I FIND THAT?
BEATS ME.
OH, MY, HOW DID THIS GET IN
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71. BEATS ME.
OH, MY, HOW DID THIS GET IN
HERE.
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72. OH, MY, HOW DID THIS GET IN
HERE.
NOW, THAT IS CRAZY.
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73. HERE.
NOW, THAT IS CRAZY.
LOOK AT THAT.
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74. NOW, THAT IS CRAZY.
LOOK AT THAT.
MAYBE, YES?
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75. LOOK AT THAT.
MAYBE, YES?
MAYBE NO?
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76. MAYBE, YES?
MAYBE NO?
MAYBE, YES.
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77. MAYBE NO?
MAYBE, YES.
OKAY.
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78. MAYBE, YES.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
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79. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
NOW THIS NEXT ONE, IT IS A
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80. ALL RIGHT.
NOW THIS NEXT ONE, IT IS A
LITTLE OUTSIDE THE BOX.
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81. NOW THIS NEXT ONE, IT IS A
LITTLE OUTSIDE THE BOX.
I FEEL VERY STRONGLY ABOUT IT.
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82. LITTLE OUTSIDE THE BOX.
I FEEL VERY STRONGLY ABOUT IT.
HEAR ME OUT, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN!
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83. I FEEL VERY STRONGLY ABOUT IT.
HEAR ME OUT, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN!
I MEAN, COME ON, HE IS THE BOSS,
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84. HEAR ME OUT, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN!
I MEAN, COME ON, HE IS THE BOSS,
YOU ARE THE BOSS HE WAS BORN TO
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85. I MEAN, COME ON, HE IS THE BOSS,
YOU ARE THE BOSS HE WAS BORN TO
RUN
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86. YOU ARE THE BOSS HE WAS BORN TO
RUN
HE IS A DEMOCRAT.
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87. RUN
HE IS A DEMOCRAT.
HE IS A GOD!
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88. HE IS A DEMOCRAT.
HE IS A GOD!
SORRY.
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89. HE IS A GOD!
SORRY.
DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS?
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90. SORRY.
DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS?
WHAT ABOUT JOHN KASICH,
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91. DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS?
WHAT ABOUT JOHN KASICH,
SMART, EXPERIENCED.
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92. WHAT ABOUT JOHN KASICH,
SMART, EXPERIENCED.
HE CAN HELP US IN OHIO.
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93. SMART, EXPERIENCED.
HE CAN HELP US IN OHIO.
HE SAID HE IS NOT INTERESTED.
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94. HE CAN HELP US IN OHIO.
HE SAID HE IS NOT INTERESTED.
HE'S A LOSER.
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95. HE SAID HE IS NOT INTERESTED.
HE'S A LOSER.
BIG FAT LOSER.
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96. HE'S A LOSER.
BIG FAT LOSER.
WHAT ABOUT NIKKI HALEY?
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97. BIG FAT LOSER.
WHAT ABOUT NIKKI HALEY?
NOT INTERESTED.
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98. WHAT ABOUT NIKKI HALEY?
NOT INTERESTED.
WHAT ABOUT TED CRUZ?
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99. NOT INTERESTED.
WHAT ABOUT TED CRUZ?
HARD NO.
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100. WHAT ABOUT TED CRUZ?
HARD NO.
PAUL RYAN?
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101. HARD NO.
PAUL RYAN?
HE SAID NOT RIGHT NOW.
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102. PAUL RYAN?
HE SAID NOT RIGHT NOW.
BUT HE WILL
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103. HE SAID NOT RIGHT NOW.
BUT HE WILL
SEE YOU IN HELL.
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104. BUT HE WILL
SEE YOU IN HELL.
LINDSEY GRAHAM?
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105. SEE YOU IN HELL.
LINDSEY GRAHAM?
HE SAID HE WOULD LOVE TO BUT
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106. LINDSEY GRAHAM?
HE SAID HE WOULD LOVE TO BUT
LAUGHED SO HARD TIE HAD TO WALK
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107. HE SAID HE WOULD LOVE TO BUT
LAUGHED SO HARD TIE HAD TO WALK
AWAY.
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108. LAUGHED SO HARD TIE HAD TO WALK
AWAY.
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
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109. AWAY.
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT TO BE MY
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110. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT TO BE MY
VP?
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111. WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT TO BE MY
VP?
IF I MAY BE SO BOLD.
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112. VP?
IF I MAY BE SO BOLD.
SIR, ANYONE WHO DIDN'T WANT TO
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113. IF I MAY BE SO BOLD.
SIR, ANYONE WHO DIDN'T WANT TO
BE
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114. SIR, ANYONE WHO DIDN'T WANT TO
BE
YOUR VP WOULD BE A DAMN FOOL.
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115. BE
YOUR VP WOULD BE A DAMN FOOL.
YOU ARE SUCH A SPECIAL
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116. YOUR VP WOULD BE A DAMN FOOL.
YOU ARE SUCH A SPECIAL
CANDIDATE.
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117. YOU ARE SUCH A SPECIAL
CANDIDATE.
AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE THE PERSON
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118. CANDIDATE.
AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE THE PERSON
YOU HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE
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119. AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE THE PERSON
YOU HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE
WHOLE TIME IS STANDING IN THIS
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120. YOU HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE
WHOLE TIME IS STANDING IN THIS
ROOM RIGHT NOW.
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121. ROOM RIGHT NOW.
YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
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122. YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
BEN CARSON.
WANT TO BE VICE PRESIDENT?
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123. BEN CARSON.
WANT TO BE VICE PRESIDENT?
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124. WANT TO BE VICE PRESIDENT?
OH, THAT WOULD BE HELLA
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125. OH, THAT WOULD BE HELLA
EXCITING.
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126. OH, THAT WOULD BE HELLA
EXCITING.
GREAT.
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127. EXCITING.
GREAT.
LET'S DO IT!
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128. GREAT.
LET'S DO IT!
AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S
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129. LET'S DO IT!
AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S
SATURDAY NIGHT!
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130. AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S
SATURDAY NIGHT!
IT'S "SATURDAY
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131. SATURDAY NIGHT!
IT'S "SATURDAY
NIGHT LIVE."
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132. IT'S "SATURDAY
NIGHT LIVE."
WITH —
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133. NIGHT LIVE."
WITH —
FEATURING —
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134. HOST AND MUSICAL GUEST.
DRAKE.
DRAKE.
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135. DRAKE.
DRAKE.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DRAKE!
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136. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU.
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137. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
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138. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK ON "SNL."
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139. THANK YOU.
IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK ON "SNL."
WHERE IS TORONTO AT?
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140. IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK ON "SNL."
WHERE IS TORONTO AT?
TORONTO IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT?
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141. WHERE IS TORONTO AT?
TORONTO IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT?
SEE I AM FROM CANADA.
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142. TORONTO IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT?
SEE I AM FROM CANADA.
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING,
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143. SEE I AM FROM CANADA.
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING,
BUT NO YOU CANNOT MOVE IN WITH
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144. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING,
BUT NO YOU CANNOT MOVE IN WITH
ME IF TRUMP WINS.
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145. BUT NO YOU CANNOT MOVE IN WITH
ME IF TRUMP WINS.
THAT'S A
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146. ME IF TRUMP WINS.
THAT'S A
NO GO.
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147. THAT'S A
NO GO.
I AM GLAD TO BE HERE.
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148. NO GO.
I AM GLAD TO BE HERE.
YOU HAVE TO EXCUSE ME IF I SEEM
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149. I AM GLAD TO BE HERE.
YOU HAVE TO EXCUSE ME IF I SEEM
A LITTLE UPSET.
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150. YOU HAVE TO EXCUSE ME IF I SEEM
A LITTLE UPSET.
BACKSTAGE RIGHT BEFORE I CAME
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151. A LITTLE UPSET.
BACKSTAGE RIGHT BEFORE I CAME
OUT MY FRIEND SHOWED ME A MEME
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152. BACKSTAGE RIGHT BEFORE I CAME
OUT MY FRIEND SHOWED ME A MEME
HE FOUND ONLINE.
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153. OUT MY FRIEND SHOWED ME A MEME
HE FOUND ONLINE.
IT REALLY SHOOK ME.
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154. HE FOUND ONLINE.
IT REALLY SHOOK ME.
YOU KNOW A PICTURE OF ME DANCING
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155. IT REALLY SHOOK ME.
YOU KNOW A PICTURE OF ME DANCING
IN MY HOT LINE BLING VIDEO.
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156. YOU KNOW A PICTURE OF ME DANCING
IN MY HOT LINE BLING VIDEO.
SOME JOKER PUT A CAPTION ON IT,
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157. IN MY HOT LINE BLING VIDEO.
SOME JOKER PUT A CAPTION ON IT,
THAT SAID "WHEN YOU FARTED AND
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158. SOME JOKER PUT A CAPTION ON IT,
THAT SAID "WHEN YOU FARTED AND
GOT AWAY WITH IT."
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159. THAT SAID "WHEN YOU FARTED AND
GOT AWAY WITH IT."
IF I AM BEING REAL.
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160. GOT AWAY WITH IT."
IF I AM BEING REAL.
IT HURTS.
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161. IF I AM BEING REAL.
IT HURTS.
YOU KNOW?
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162. IT HURTS.
YOU KNOW?
IT SEEMS LIKE IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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163. YOU KNOW?
IT SEEMS LIKE IT KEEPS HAPPENING
TO ME.
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164. IT SEEMS LIKE IT KEEPS HAPPENING
TO ME.
IT'S ALMOST ALL I CAN DO IS SING
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165. TO ME.
IT'S ALMOST ALL I CAN DO IS SING
ABOUT IT.
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166. IT'S ALMOST ALL I CAN DO IS SING
ABOUT IT.
SO —
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167. ABOUT IT.
SO —
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168. SO —
I'M READY.
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169. THAT I GOT CLOWNED ON
INSTAGRAM ♪
♪ TRYING TO HIDE MY REACTION
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170. ANOTHER MEME ¶ ♪
YEAH ♪
YES I JUST WANT TO SCREAM THAT I
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171. YES I JUST WANT TO SCREAM THAT I
AM MORE THAN A MEME ♪
THAT'S RIGHT.
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172. AM MORE THAN A MEME ♪
THAT'S RIGHT.
♪ I JUST WANT TO SCREAM THAT I
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173. FINISH THOSE FRIES ♪
♪ YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT ME BUT
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174. WHEN YOU GOT BY BEARD ON OBAMA ♪
♪ I DON'T COMPLAIN, I AM NOT A
WHINER BUT WHY AM I SITTING IN
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175. WHINER BUT WHY AM I SITTING IN
THE SEINFELD DINER ♪
♪ I FEEL LIKE I'M SWIMMING
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176. THE SEINFELD DINER ♪
♪ I FEEL LIKE I'M SWIMMING
UPSTREAM AGAINST ALL OF THESE
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177. MEMES ♪
♪ WHY DO THEY ATTACK ME AND THEN
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178. I HAVE FEELINGS TOO ♪
LIKE HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF IT
HAPPENED TO YOU, IF I CAME AFTER
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179. LIKE HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF IT
HAPPENED TO YOU, IF I CAME AFTER
YOU, DID THE MEME HURT, BECAUSE
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180. HAPPENED TO YOU, IF I CAME AFTER
YOU, DID THE MEME HURT, BECAUSE
YOUR SKIT GOT CUT AFTER DRESS
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181. YOU, DID THE MEME HURT, BECAUSE
YOUR SKIT GOT CUT AFTER DRESS
REHEARSAL.
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182. YOUR SKIT GOT CUT AFTER DRESS
REHEARSAL.
WHAT IF I FOUND YOUR MOMENT OF
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183. REHEARSAL.
WHAT IF I FOUND YOUR MOMENT OF
PAIN AND USED IT FOR MY OWN
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184. PAIN AND USED IT FOR MY OWN
COMEDY GAME ♪
♪ NOW YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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185. THAT I'M MORE THAN A MEME ♪
♪ I GUESS MY FACE EXPRESSIVE THE
MEMES ARE EXPRESSIVE, IT IS
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186. EXCESSIVE WHEN YOU GO MAKING A
FACE THAT'S AGGRESSIVE ♪
♪ I KNOW IT'S NOT IMPORTANT BUT
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187. FACE THAT'S AGGRESSIVE ♪
♪ I KNOW IT'S NOT IMPORTANT BUT
WHEN THEY CATCH MY FACE
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188. WHEN THEY CATCH MY FACE
CONTORTED AND THE MEANING GETS
DISTORTED I CAN ONLY HELP FEEL
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189. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DO I
HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU TONIGHT.
RIHANNA IS HERE TONIGHT.
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190. HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU TONIGHT.
RIHANNA IS HERE TONIGHT.
MAKE SOME NOISE.
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191. RIHANNA IS HERE TONIGHT.
MAKE SOME NOISE.
I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE
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192. MAKE SOME NOISE.
I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE
TONIGHT.
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193. I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE
TONIGHT.
OH, OH, MY GOD.
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194. TONIGHT.
OH, OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
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195. OH, OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
♪ SEE DRAKE IN A MEME
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196. MEME, MEME ♪
♪ AGAIN, AGAIN, AGAIN ♪
♪ I SWEAR WE ONLY FRIENDS,
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197. FRIENDS, FRIENDS ♪
HEY.
RIGHT.
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198. HEY.
RIGHT.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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199. RIGHT.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
RIHANNA.
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200. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
RIHANNA.
MAKE SOME NOISE FOR HER.
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201. RIHANNA.
MAKE SOME NOISE FOR HER.
♪ I COULD TAKE IT AS A SIGN OF
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202. MAKE SOME NOISE FOR HER.
♪ I COULD TAKE IT AS A SIGN OF
SOMETHING
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203. SOMETHING
FEELS LIKE I'M
A VICTIM OF AN INTERNET SCHEME
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204. FEELS LIKE I'M
A VICTIM OF AN INTERNET SCHEME
AND IT ANY JUST HARD WHEN IT'S
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205. AND IT ANY JUST HARD WHEN IT'S
ME ♪
♪ THAT YOU DON'T LOVE ME FOR
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206. ME ♪
♪ YOU JUST LOVE ME FOR MEME ♪
LISTEN, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW.
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207. LISTEN, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW.
DRAKE IS HERE.
MUSICAL GUEST.
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208. DRAKE IS HERE.
MUSICAL GUEST.
YOU STICK AROUND.
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209. MUSICAL GUEST.
YOU STICK AROUND.
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
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210. YOU STICK AROUND.
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
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211. OOH, HONEY, THERE IS NO LINE.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SPEND OUR
HONEYMOON DRIVING DOWN ROUTE
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212. I CAN'T WAIT TO SPEND OUR
HONEYMOON DRIVING DOWN ROUTE
ONE.
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213. HONEYMOON DRIVING DOWN ROUTE
ONE.
GIRL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE
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214. ONE.
GIRL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE
BREAKING UP.
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215. GIRL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE
BREAKING UP.
IF YOU RESPONDED TO MY TEXT ON
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216. BREAKING UP.
IF YOU RESPONDED TO MY TEXT ON
TIME.
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217. IF YOU RESPONDED TO MY TEXT ON
TIME.
MAYBE I WOULDN'T HAVE GONE HOME
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218. TIME.
MAYBE I WOULDN'T HAVE GONE HOME
WITH HER.
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219. MAYBE I WOULDN'T HAVE GONE HOME
WITH HER.
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW SHE
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220. WITH HER.
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW SHE
WAS YOUR TWIN.
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221. THIS DAY IS ALREADY OFF THE
RAILS.
DID YOU HEAR AN OF THAT?
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222. RAILS.
DID YOU HEAR AN OF THAT?
A LITTLE BIT.
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223. DID YOU HEAR AN OF THAT?
A LITTLE BIT.
WELL A LITTLE BIT GOES A LONG
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224. A LITTLE BIT.
WELL A LITTLE BIT GOES A LONG
WAY, WHEN YOU ARE TALKING TO AN
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225. WELL A LITTLE BIT GOES A LONG
WAY, WHEN YOU ARE TALKING TO AN
ICE COLD BITCH.
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226. WAY, WHEN YOU ARE TALKING TO AN
ICE COLD BITCH.
HA-HA-HA.
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227. I SEE.
OKAY.
WELL, WE HAVE A RESERVATION
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228. OKAY.
WELL, WE HAVE A RESERVATION
UNDER DALE AND JEAN ANN
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229. WELL, WE HAVE A RESERVATION
UNDER DALE AND JEAN ANN
ROBERTSON.
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230. UNDER DALE AND JEAN ANN
ROBERTSON.
WE SHOULD HAVE A PREPAID FORD
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231. ROBERTSON.
WE SHOULD HAVE A PREPAID FORD
MUSTANG CONVERTIBLE RESERVED.
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232. WE SHOULD HAVE A PREPAID FORD
MUSTANG CONVERTIBLE RESERVED.
THERE IS GOOD NEWS AND BAD
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THERE IS GOOD NEWS AND BAD
NEWS.
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234. THERE IS GOOD NEWS AND BAD
NEWS.
THE BAD NEWS IS WE HAVE GOT NO
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235. NEWS.
THE BAD NEWS IS WE HAVE GOT NO
CAR.
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236. THE BAD NEWS IS WE HAVE GOT NO
CAR.
WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS.
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237. CAR.
WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS.
I THOUGHT YOU MAY HAVE SOME
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238. WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS.
I THOUGHT YOU MAY HAVE SOME
FOR ME.
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239. I THOUGHT YOU MAY HAVE SOME
FOR ME.
THAT'S WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR.
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240. FOR ME.
THAT'S WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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241. THAT'S WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
CAN YOU GET YOUR MANAGER?
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242. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
CAN YOU GET YOUR MANAGER?
FOR REAL?
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243. CAN YOU GET YOUR MANAGER?
FOR REAL?
WE BRINGING IT TO THAT LEVEL
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244. FOR REAL?
WE BRINGING IT TO THAT LEVEL
NOW.
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245. WE BRINGING IT TO THAT LEVEL
NOW.
ALL RIGHT, PARTNER FOR YOU, I
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246. NOW.
ALL RIGHT, PARTNER FOR YOU, I
WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
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247. ALL RIGHT, PARTNER FOR YOU, I
WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
OKAY.
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248. WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
OKAY.
YEAH, HE AIN'T AVAILABLE.
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249. OKAY.
YEAH, HE AIN'T AVAILABLE.
YOU JUST TURNED AND FACED THE
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250. YEAH, HE AIN'T AVAILABLE.
YOU JUST TURNED AND FACED THE
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251. YOU JUST TURNED AND FACED THE
MANAGER'S DOOR.
PLEASE GET YOUR MANAGER.
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252. MANAGER'S DOOR.
PLEASE GET YOUR MANAGER.
IF YOU SAY SO.
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253. PLEASE GET YOUR MANAGER.
IF YOU SAY SO.
THIS BEAUTIFUL BUXOM WINDOW.
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254. IF YOU SAY SO.
THIS BEAUTIFUL BUXOM WINDOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE IS DOING
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255. THIS BEAUTIFUL BUXOM WINDOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE IS DOING
WITH HIM.
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256. I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE IS DOING
WITH HIM.
HE MUST BE PACKING SOME MEAT OR
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257. WITH HIM.
HE MUST BE PACKING SOME MEAT OR
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258. HE MUST BE PACKING SOME MEAT OR
SOMETHING.
I DON'T KNOW —
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I DON'T KNOW —
EXCUSE ME.
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260. I DON'T KNOW —
EXCUSE ME.
I'M DUWAN.
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261. EXCUSE ME.
I'M DUWAN.
WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM.
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262. I'M DUWAN.
WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM.
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263. WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM.
MY HUSBAND PAID FOR A FORD
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MUSTANG CONVERTIBLE.
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265. MY HUSBAND PAID FOR A FORD
MUSTANG CONVERTIBLE.
WE ARE BEING TOLD YOU HAVE NO
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266. MUSTANG CONVERTIBLE.
WE ARE BEING TOLD YOU HAVE NO
CARS.
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267. WE ARE BEING TOLD YOU HAVE NO
CARS.
THIS IT ALL UNBEKNOWNST TO
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268. CARS.
THIS IT ALL UNBEKNOWNST TO
ME.
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269. THIS IT ALL UNBEKNOWNST TO
ME.
MALCOLM.
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270. ME.
MALCOLM.
WHERE ARE THE CARS?
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271. MALCOLM.
WHERE ARE THE CARS?
SHOOT, I DON'T KNOW.
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272. WHERE ARE THE CARS?
SHOOT, I DON'T KNOW.
I AM WRAPPED UP IN MY OWN
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273. SHOOT, I DON'T KNOW.
I AM WRAPPED UP IN MY OWN
SITUATION.
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274. I AM WRAPPED UP IN MY OWN
SITUATION.
YOU KNOW MY GIRLFRIEND TOOK A
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275. SITUATION.
YOU KNOW MY GIRLFRIEND TOOK A
PREGNANCY TEST TODAY AND THAT
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276. YOU KNOW MY GIRLFRIEND TOOK A
PREGNANCY TEST TODAY AND THAT
THING SAID NEITHER.
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277. PREGNANCY TEST TODAY AND THAT
THING SAID NEITHER.
OH, MALCOLM IS GOING THROUGH
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278. THING SAID NEITHER.
OH, MALCOLM IS GOING THROUGH
IT.
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279. OH, MALCOLM IS GOING THROUGH
IT.
I WILL GO TAKE AN EARLY LUNCH.
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280. IT.
I WILL GO TAKE AN EARLY LUNCH.
EXCUSE ME.
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281. I WILL GO TAKE AN EARLY LUNCH.
EXCUSE ME.
CAN YOU JUST GET US OUR CAR
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282. EXCUSE ME.
CAN YOU JUST GET US OUR CAR
FIRST?
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283. CAN YOU JUST GET US OUR CAR
FIRST?
NO, NEEDS TO EAT MY TUNA.
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284. FIRST?
NO, NEEDS TO EAT MY TUNA.
OKAY.
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285. NO, NEEDS TO EAT MY TUNA.
OKAY.
IT IS GOOD FOR MY HAIR.
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286. OKAY.
IT IS GOOD FOR MY HAIR.
AND YOU KNOW I LOOK TO ME MY
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287. IT IS GOOD FOR MY HAIR.
AND YOU KNOW I LOOK TO ME MY
CARE ON POINT.
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288. AND YOU KNOW I LOOK TO ME MY
CARE ON POINT.
LOOK AT ME, I AM BEAUTIFUL.
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289. CARE ON POINT.
LOOK AT ME, I AM BEAUTIFUL.
YEAH, YOU KNOW, DUWAN HAD
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290. LOOK AT ME, I AM BEAUTIFUL.
YEAH, YOU KNOW, DUWAN HAD
ALOPECIA UNTIL HE WENT TO HAR
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291. YEAH, YOU KNOW, DUWAN HAD
ALOPECIA UNTIL HE WENT TO HAR
CLUB.
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292. ALOPECIA UNTIL HE WENT TO HAR
CLUB.
DON'T BE TELLING MY SECRETS.
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293. CLUB.
DON'T BE TELLING MY SECRETS.
I KNOW BIGGER SECRETS THAN
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294. DON'T BE TELLING MY SECRETS.
I KNOW BIGGER SECRETS THAN
THAT.
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295. I KNOW BIGGER SECRETS THAN
THAT.
IS THAT A THREAT?
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296. THAT.
IS THAT A THREAT?
YOU GOT PLENTY TO WORRY
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297. IS THAT A THREAT?
YOU GOT PLENTY TO WORRY
ABOUT.
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298. YOU GOT PLENTY TO WORRY
ABOUT.
I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT.
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299. ABOUT.
I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT.
WHERE IS OUR CAR?
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300. I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT.
WHERE IS OUR CAR?
LISTEN, DID NOT MALCOLM FIND
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301. WHERE IS OUR CAR?
LISTEN, DID NOT MALCOLM FIND
IT FOR YOU.
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302. LISTEN, DID NOT MALCOLM FIND
IT FOR YOU.
MALCOLM, MALCOLM, MALCOLM.
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303. IT FOR YOU.
MALCOLM, MALCOLM, MALCOLM.
HUH?
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304. MALCOLM, MALCOLM, MALCOLM.
HUH?
FIND THEM A CAR.
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305. HUH?
FIND THEM A CAR.
LOOK, DUWAN.
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306. FIND THEM A CAR.
LOOK, DUWAN.
THERE IS ZERO CARS IN THE
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307. LOOK, DUWAN.
THERE IS ZERO CARS IN THE
COMPUTER.
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308. THERE IS ZERO CARS IN THE
COMPUTER.
DID YOU LOOK OUTSIDE THE
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309. COMPUTER.
DID YOU LOOK OUTSIDE THE
WINDOW.
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310. DID YOU LOOK OUTSIDE THE
WINDOW.
I WILL GO LOOK OUTSIDE THE
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311. WINDOW.
I WILL GO LOOK OUTSIDE THE
WINDOW.
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312. I WILL GO LOOK OUTSIDE THE
WINDOW.
IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A 1992
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313. WINDOW.
IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A 1992
FORD TEMPO OUT THERE RIGHT NOW.
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314. IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A 1992
FORD TEMPO OUT THERE RIGHT NOW.
OH, THAT'S MINE.
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315. FORD TEMPO OUT THERE RIGHT NOW.
OH, THAT'S MINE.
OOH,
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316. OH, THAT'S MINE.
OOH,
THAT LOOKS REAL GOOD FROM HERE.
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317. OOH,
THAT LOOKS REAL GOOD FROM HERE.
SHOOT.
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318. THAT LOOKS REAL GOOD FROM HERE.
SHOOT.
I NEED TO START APPRECIATING
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319. SHOOT.
I NEED TO START APPRECIATING
WHAT I GOT.
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320. I NEED TO START APPRECIATING
WHAT I GOT.
EXCUSE ME.
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321. WHAT I GOT.
EXCUSE ME.
MY WIFE ASKED YOU ABOUT OUR CAR.
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322. EXCUSE ME.
MY WIFE ASKED YOU ABOUT OUR CAR.
SIR, THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS
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323. MY WIFE ASKED YOU ABOUT OUR CAR.
SIR, THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS
UNBEKNOWNST TO ME.
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324. SIR, THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS
UNBEKNOWNST TO ME.
LET ME LOOK IN THE HIDDEN AREA
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325. UNBEKNOWNST TO ME.
LET ME LOOK IN THE HIDDEN AREA
OF THE COMPUTER.
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326. LET ME LOOK IN THE HIDDEN AREA
OF THE COMPUTER.
MALCOLM, MOVE YOUR ASS.
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327. OF THE COMPUTER.
MALCOLM, MOVE YOUR ASS.
LET ME GET IN YOUR STATION.
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328. MALCOLM, MOVE YOUR ASS.
LET ME GET IN YOUR STATION.
OKAY, I HAVE NO CONVERTIBLE.
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329. LET ME GET IN YOUR STATION.
OKAY, I HAVE NO CONVERTIBLE.
THIS IS OUR HONEYMOON.
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330. OKAY, I HAVE NO CONVERTIBLE.
THIS IS OUR HONEYMOON.
MAN, DUWAN, YOU ARE GOING TO
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331. THIS IS OUR HONEYMOON.
MAN, DUWAN, YOU ARE GOING TO
HAVE TO TAKE THIS, MAN.
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332. MAN, DUWAN, YOU ARE GOING TO
HAVE TO TAKE THIS, MAN.
I HAD MY FILL OF EMOTION TODAY.
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333. HAVE TO TAKE THIS, MAN.
I HAD MY FILL OF EMOTION TODAY.
MY UNCLE TRYING TO GET ME TO
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334. I HAD MY FILL OF EMOTION TODAY.
MY UNCLE TRYING TO GET ME TO
SELL HIS RV ON CRAIG LIST.
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335. MY UNCLE TRYING TO GET ME TO
SELL HIS RV ON CRAIG LIST.
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO DO THAT.
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336. SELL HIS RV ON CRAIG LIST.
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO DO THAT.
NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE.
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337. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO DO THAT.
NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE.
I'M TRYING TO TILL YOU.
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338. NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE.
I'M TRYING TO TILL YOU.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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339. I'M TRYING TO TILL YOU.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU UPSET MY WIFE.
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340. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU UPSET MY WIFE.
OH, BABY, OH, NO.
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341. YOU UPSET MY WIFE.
OH, BABY, OH, NO.
HONEY, THIS SITUATION WAS SO
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342. OH, BABY, OH, NO.
HONEY, THIS SITUATION WAS SO
UNBEKNOWNST TO ME.
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343. HONEY, THIS SITUATION WAS SO
UNBEKNOWNST TO ME.
SO, LISTEN, I WILL TELL YOU WHAT
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344. UNBEKNOWNST TO ME.
SO, LISTEN, I WILL TELL YOU WHAT
I AM GOING TO DO.
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345. SO, LISTEN, I WILL TELL YOU WHAT
I AM GOING TO DO.
I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU THE KEYS
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346. I AM GOING TO DO.
I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU THE KEYS
TO MY FORD TEMPO.
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347. I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU THE KEYS
TO MY FORD TEMPO.
HOW ABOUT THIS?
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348. TO MY FORD TEMPO.
HOW ABOUT THIS?
I WILL CHARGE YOU THE FULL
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349. HOW ABOUT THIS?
I WILL CHARGE YOU THE FULL
NORMAL RATE FOR 2015 MUSTANG
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350. I WILL CHARGE YOU THE FULL
NORMAL RATE FOR 2015 MUSTANG
CONVERTIBLE.
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351. NORMAL RATE FOR 2015 MUSTANG
CONVERTIBLE.
WHAT?
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352. CONVERTIBLE.
WHAT?
NO.
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353. WHAT?
NO.
THAT'S FAIR.
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354. NO.
THAT'S FAIR.
I GUESS THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY
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355. THAT'S FAIR.
I GUESS THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY
SENSE.
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356. I GUESS THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY
SENSE.
HOW ABOUT THIS.
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357. SENSE.
HOW ABOUT THIS.
YOU TAKE MY TEMPO.
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358. HOW ABOUT THIS.
YOU TAKE MY TEMPO.
DROP ME OFF AT THE SHOW TONIGHT.
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359. YOU TAKE MY TEMPO.
DROP ME OFF AT THE SHOW TONIGHT.
YOU TAKE PUBLICITY SHOTS WITH ME
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360. DROP ME OFF AT THE SHOW TONIGHT.
YOU TAKE PUBLICITY SHOTS WITH ME
ON STAGE.
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361. YOU TAKE PUBLICITY SHOTS WITH ME
ON STAGE.
FOR MY BLOG.
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362. ON STAGE.
FOR MY BLOG.
YOU DO YOUR ROAD TRIP.
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363. FOR MY BLOG.
YOU DO YOUR ROAD TRIP.
YOU RETURN THE CAR WHENEVER.
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364. YOU DO YOUR ROAD TRIP.
YOU RETURN THE CAR WHENEVER.
JUST FILL UP THE TANK.
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365. YOU RETURN THE CAR WHENEVER.
JUST FILL UP THE TANK.
THAT'S
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366. JUST FILL UP THE TANK.
THAT'S
ALL I ASK.
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367. THAT'S
ALL I ASK.
FINE.
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368. ALL I ASK.
FINE.
WHATEVER.
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369. FINE.
WHATEVER.
HAPPY HONEYMOON.
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370. WHATEVER.
HAPPY HONEYMOON.
HAPPY HONEYMOON.
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371. HAPPY HONEYMOON.
HAPPY HONEYMOON.
HAPPY HONEYMOON.
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372. HAPPY HONEYMOON.
HAPPY HONEYMOON.
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373. HAPPY HONEYMOON.
WELCOME BACK TO AMERICAN
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374. WELCOME BACK TO AMERICAN
NINJA WARRIOR.
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375. WELCOME BACK TO AMERICAN
NINJA WARRIOR.
YOU KNOW IT.
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376. NINJA WARRIOR.
YOU KNOW IT.
COMING UP NEXT IS A COMPETITOR
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377. YOU KNOW IT.
COMING UP NEXT IS A COMPETITOR
WITH A VERY MOVING STORY.
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378. COMING UP NEXT IS A COMPETITOR
WITH A VERY MOVING STORY.
HI, I'M JEFF METCALF, 42
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379. WITH A VERY MOVING STORY.
HI, I'M JEFF METCALF, 42
YEARS OLD FROM BEASLEY, TEXAS.
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380. HI, I'M JEFF METCALF, 42
YEARS OLD FROM BEASLEY, TEXAS.
WELL IT USED TO BE BEAUTIFUL
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381. YEARS OLD FROM BEASLEY, TEXAS.
WELL IT USED TO BE BEAUTIFUL
BEFORE THE TORNADO.
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382. WELL IT USED TO BE BEAUTIFUL
BEFORE THE TORNADO.
THE TORNADO LEVELED EVERYTHING.
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383. BEFORE THE TORNADO.
THE TORNADO LEVELED EVERYTHING.
PEOPLE LOST THEIR HOMES.
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384. THE TORNADO LEVELED EVERYTHING.
PEOPLE LOST THEIR HOMES.
THAT'S WHEN I DECIDED I HAD TO
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385. PEOPLE LOST THEIR HOMES.
THAT'S WHEN I DECIDED I HAD TO
DO SOMETHING.
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386. THAT'S WHEN I DECIDED I HAD TO
DO SOMETHING.
USED THE SCRAP OF WOODS FROM MY
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387. DO SOMETHING.
USED THE SCRAP OF WOODS FROM MY
HOUSE AND BUILT AN OBSTACLE
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388. USED THE SCRAP OF WOODS FROM MY
HOUSE AND BUILT AN OBSTACLE
COURSE.
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389. HOUSE AND BUILT AN OBSTACLE
COURSE.
SHOW THE PEOPLE OF BEASLEY, IF
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390. COURSE.
SHOW THE PEOPLE OF BEASLEY, IF
THE CHIPS ARE DOWN.
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391. SHOW THE PEOPLE OF BEASLEY, IF
THE CHIPS ARE DOWN.
YOU WORK HARD AND PUT YOUR MIND
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392. THE CHIPS ARE DOWN.
YOU WORK HARD AND PUT YOUR MIND
TO IT.
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393. YOU WORK HARD AND PUT YOUR MIND
TO IT.
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.
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394. TO IT.
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.
WOW, JEFF, YOU HAVE BEEN
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395. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.
WOW, JEFF, YOU HAVE BEEN
THROUGH A LOT.
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396. WOW, JEFF, YOU HAVE BEEN
THROUGH A LOT.
THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME.
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397. THROUGH A LOT.
THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME.
I'M DOING IT FOR THE PEOPLE OF
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398. THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME.
I'M DOING IT FOR THE PEOPLE OF
BEASLEY.
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399. I'M DOING IT FOR THE PEOPLE OF
BEASLEY.
I SEE SOME OF YOUR FRIEND AND
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400. BEASLEY.
I SEE SOME OF YOUR FRIEND AND
NEIGHBORS ARE HERE TONIGHT TO
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401. I SEE SOME OF YOUR FRIEND AND
NEIGHBORS ARE HERE TONIGHT TO
CHEER YOU ON.
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402. NEIGHBORS ARE HERE TONIGHT TO
CHEER YOU ON.
YEAH, THERE THEY ARE.
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403. CHEER YOU ON.
YEAH, THERE THEY ARE.
THERE IS MY PEEPS, HEY, GUYS!
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404. YEAH, THERE THEY ARE.
THERE IS MY PEEPS, HEY, GUYS!
LET'S GO!
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405. THERE IS MY PEEPS, HEY, GUYS!
LET'S GO!
OKAY, JEFF, ARE YOU READY.
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406. LET'S GO!
OKAY, JEFF, ARE YOU READY.
I AM NO LONGER JEFF MET CALF.
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407. OKAY, JEFF, ARE YOU READY.
I AM NO LONGER JEFF MET CALF.
I AM CAPTAIN TORNADO.
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408. I AM NO LONGER JEFF MET CALF.
I AM CAPTAIN TORNADO.
I AM DOING THIS FOR MY TOWN.
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409. I AM CAPTAIN TORNADO.
I AM DOING THIS FOR MY TOWN.
OKAY, CAPTAIN TORNADO, GO GET
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410. I AM DOING THIS FOR MY TOWN.
OKAY, CAPTAIN TORNADO, GO GET
THEM.
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411. OKAY, CAPTAIN TORNADO, GO GET
THEM.
AS THE A REMINDER HE WILL HAVE
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412. THEM.
AS THE A REMINDER HE WILL HAVE
TO BEAT SAM'S TIME FOR THE
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413. AS THE A REMINDER HE WILL HAVE
TO BEAT SAM'S TIME FOR THE
QUALIFYING ROUND.
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414. TO BEAT SAM'S TIME FOR THE
QUALIFYING ROUND.
THAT'S RIGHT.
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415. QUALIFYING ROUND.
THAT'S RIGHT.
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN BY THE WAY.
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416. THAT'S RIGHT.
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN BY THE WAY.
I'M DEPRESSED.
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417. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN BY THE WAY.
I'M DEPRESSED.
NO REASON REALLY.
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418. I'M DEPRESSED.
NO REASON REALLY.
YOU HIDE IT GREAT.
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419. NO REASON REALLY.
YOU HIDE IT GREAT.
LET'S SEE IF CAPTAIN TORNADO
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420. YOU HIDE IT GREAT.
LET'S SEE IF CAPTAIN TORNADO
WILL BE OUR NEXT AMERICAN NINJA
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421. LET'S SEE IF CAPTAIN TORNADO
WILL BE OUR NEXT AMERICAN NINJA
WARRIOR.
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422. WILL BE OUR NEXT AMERICAN NINJA
WARRIOR.
AND HE IS OFF.
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423. WARRIOR.
AND HE IS OFF.
AND IT'S OVER FOR CAPTAIN
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424. AND HE IS OFF.
AND IT'S OVER FOR CAPTAIN
TORNADO.
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425. AND IT'S OVER FOR CAPTAIN
TORNADO.
THAT WAS NOT A GOOD OUTING
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THAT WAS NOT A GOOD OUTING
FOR JEFF.
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427. THAT WAS NOT A GOOD OUTING
FOR JEFF.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE
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428. FOR JEFF.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE
SLOW-MO.
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429. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE
SLOW-MO.
HE COMPLETELY MISJUDGED WHERE
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430. SLOW-MO.
HE COMPLETELY MISJUDGED WHERE
THAT FIRST PAD WAS.
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431. HE COMPLETELY MISJUDGED WHERE
THAT FIRST PAD WAS.
AS IF THERE WAS ABSOLUTELY NO
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432. THAT FIRST PAD WAS.
AS IF THERE WAS ABSOLUTELY NO
COMMUNICATION BETWEEN HIS BRAIN
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433. AS IF THERE WAS ABSOLUTELY NO
COMMUNICATION BETWEEN HIS BRAIN
AND BODY.
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434. COMMUNICATION BETWEEN HIS BRAIN
AND BODY.
NOW LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE
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435. AND BODY.
NOW LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE
REACTION OF HIS FANS.
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436. NOW LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE
REACTION OF HIS FANS.
IF YOU WATCH CLOSELY YOU CAN SEE
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437. REACTION OF HIS FANS.
IF YOU WATCH CLOSELY YOU CAN SEE
THE HOPE SLOWLY DRAINING FROM
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438. IF YOU WATCH CLOSELY YOU CAN SEE
THE HOPE SLOWLY DRAINING FROM
THEIR FACES.
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439. THE HOPE SLOWLY DRAINING FROM
THEIR FACES.
I MEAN ANY RESPECT THAT THEY
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440. THEIR FACES.
I MEAN ANY RESPECT THAT THEY
HAD FOR JEFF HAS NOW COMPLETELY
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441. I MEAN ANY RESPECT THAT THEY
HAD FOR JEFF HAS NOW COMPLETELY
VANISHED THAT'S GOT TO SUCK FOR
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442. HAD FOR JEFF HAS NOW COMPLETELY
VANISHED THAT'S GOT TO SUCK FOR
THEM.
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443. VANISHED THAT'S GOT TO SUCK FOR
THEM.
THEY PUT THEIR EGGS IN THE WRONG
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444. THEM.
THEY PUT THEIR EGGS IN THE WRONG
BASKET.
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445. THEY PUT THEIR EGGS IN THE WRONG
BASKET.
ABSOLUTELY.
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446. BASKET.
ABSOLUTELY.
ALL RIGHT, JEFF, SO WHAT DO YOU
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447. ABSOLUTELY.
ALL RIGHT, JEFF, SO WHAT DO YOU
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448. ALL RIGHT, JEFF, SO WHAT DO YOU
THINK HAPPENED OUT THERE.
I DID BAD.
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449. THINK HAPPENED OUT THERE.
I DID BAD.
I FELL DOWN.
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450. I DID BAD.
I FELL DOWN.
YOU SURE DID.
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451. I FELL DOWN.
YOU SURE DID.
BUT JEFF, BECAUSE WE WERE SO
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452. YOU SURE DID.
BUT JEFF, BECAUSE WE WERE SO
MOVED BY YOUR STORY, WE HAVE A
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453. BUT JEFF, BECAUSE WE WERE SO
MOVED BY YOUR STORY, WE HAVE A
LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU.
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454. MOVED BY YOUR STORY, WE HAVE A
LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU.
WE DECIDED TO GIVE YOU A SPECIAL
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455. LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU.
WE DECIDED TO GIVE YOU A SPECIAL
AMERICAN NINJA DO OVER.
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456. WE DECIDED TO GIVE YOU A SPECIAL
AMERICAN NINJA DO OVER.
REALLY?
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457. AMERICAN NINJA DO OVER.
REALLY?
THAT'S RIGHT.
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458. REALLY?
THAT'S RIGHT.
SO USE WHAT YOU HAVE LEARNED
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459. THAT'S RIGHT.
SO USE WHAT YOU HAVE LEARNED
ON YOUR FIRST RUN.
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460. SO USE WHAT YOU HAVE LEARNED
ON YOUR FIRST RUN.
APPLY IT TO THIS ONE.
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461. ON YOUR FIRST RUN.
APPLY IT TO THIS ONE.
I WILL.
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462. APPLY IT TO THIS ONE.
I WILL.
I'VE WON'T LET YOU DOWN THIS
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463. I WILL.
I'VE WON'T LET YOU DOWN THIS
TIME THE I WILL DO IT FOR
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464. I'VE WON'T LET YOU DOWN THIS
TIME THE I WILL DO IT FOR
BEASLEY.
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465. TIME THE I WILL DO IT FOR
BEASLEY.
YOU HAVE GOT THIS JEFF.
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466. BEASLEY.
YOU HAVE GOT THIS JEFF.
I KNOW.
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467. YOU HAVE GOT THIS JEFF.
I KNOW.
HE IS FOCUSING UP.
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468. I KNOW.
HE IS FOCUSING UP.
LOOK AT INTENSITY ON HIS
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469. HE IS FOCUSING UP.
LOOK AT INTENSITY ON HIS
FACE.
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470. LOOK AT INTENSITY ON HIS
FACE.
HE IS NOT GOING TO LET THE
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471. FACE.
HE IS NOT GOING TO LET THE
RARE SECOND CHANCE SLIP AWAY.
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472. HE IS NOT GOING TO LET THE
RARE SECOND CHANCE SLIP AWAY.
OH.
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473. RARE SECOND CHANCE SLIP AWAY.
OH.
HE BLEW IT AGAIN.
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474. OH.
HE BLEW IT AGAIN.
ALL MOST HAS IF HEART IS IN
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475. HE BLEW IT AGAIN.
ALL MOST HAS IF HEART IS IN
THE RIGHT PLACE BUT HIS BODY IS
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476. ALL MOST HAS IF HEART IS IN
THE RIGHT PLACE BUT HIS BODY IS
ABSOLUTE JUNK.
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477. THE RIGHT PLACE BUT HIS BODY IS
ABSOLUTE JUNK.
MAYBE NAMING YOURSELF AFTER
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478. ABSOLUTE JUNK.
MAYBE NAMING YOURSELF AFTER
THE THING THAT DESTROYED YOUR
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479. MAYBE NAMING YOURSELF AFTER
THE THING THAT DESTROYED YOUR
DOWN WASN'T THE BEST CHOICE.
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480. THE THING THAT DESTROYED YOUR
DOWN WASN'T THE BEST CHOICE.
LOT'S LOOK AT THE SLOW-MO.
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481. DOWN WASN'T THE BEST CHOICE.
LOT'S LOOK AT THE SLOW-MO.
I EXPECTED HIM TO LOOK A LITTLE
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482. LOT'S LOOK AT THE SLOW-MO.
I EXPECTED HIM TO LOOK A LITTLE
MORE DISAPPOINTED.
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483. I EXPECTED HIM TO LOOK A LITTLE
MORE DISAPPOINTED.
I MEAN HEAP ALMOST LOOKS HAPPY.
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484. MORE DISAPPOINTED.
I MEAN HEAP ALMOST LOOKS HAPPY.
HATE TO SAY IT BUT I THINK
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485. I MEAN HEAP ALMOST LOOKS HAPPY.
HATE TO SAY IT BUT I THINK
THAT IS AN I'M PEEING FACE.
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486. HATE TO SAY IT BUT I THINK
THAT IS AN I'M PEEING FACE.
AND HERE HE COMES.
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487. THAT IS AN I'M PEEING FACE.
AND HERE HE COMES.
STRUGGLING UP THE STAGE.
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488. AND HERE HE COMES.
STRUGGLING UP THE STAGE.
JEFF, HOW DID THAT FEEL?
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489. STRUGGLING UP THE STAGE.
JEFF, HOW DID THAT FEEL?
NOT GOOD.
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490. JEFF, HOW DID THAT FEEL?
NOT GOOD.
ARE YOU EMBARRASSED?
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491. NOT GOOD.
ARE YOU EMBARRASSED?
DO-OVER.
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492. ARE YOU EMBARRASSED?
DO-OVER.
I WAS NOT READY.
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493. DO-OVER.
I WAS NOT READY.
MY SHOES ARE WET.
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494. I WAS NOT READY.
MY SHOES ARE WET.
THINK THAT THING IS BROKEN.
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495. MY SHOES ARE WET.
THINK THAT THING IS BROKEN.
NO, JEFF, UNFORTUNATELY WE
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496. THINK THAT THING IS BROKEN.
NO, JEFF, UNFORTUNATELY WE
DON'T HAVE TIME.
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497. NO, JEFF, UNFORTUNATELY WE
DON'T HAVE TIME.
SORRY.
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498. DON'T HAVE TIME.
SORRY.
I HAVE HOW TO DO THIS FOR MY
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499. SORRY.
I HAVE HOW TO DO THIS FOR MY
PEEPS, SORRY.
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500. I HAVE HOW TO DO THIS FOR MY
PEEPS, SORRY.
THEY'RE LONG GONE, JEFF.
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501. PEEPS, SORRY.
THEY'RE LONG GONE, JEFF.
THEY'RE OUT OF HERE.
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502. THEY'RE LONG GONE, JEFF.
THEY'RE OUT OF HERE.
TAKE A LOOK.
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503. THEY'RE OUT OF HERE.
TAKE A LOOK.
I DON'T CARE.
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504. TAKE A LOOK.
I DON'T CARE.
I HAVE GOT TO DO THIS.
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505. I DON'T CARE.
I HAVE GOT TO DO THIS.
I AM DOING THIS FOR BEASLEY.
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506. I HAVE GOT TO DO THIS.
I AM DOING THIS FOR BEASLEY.
WOW, HE JUST TRIED TO RUN
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507. I AM DOING THIS FOR BEASLEY.
WOW, HE JUST TRIED TO RUN
ACROSS THE WATER.
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508. WOW, HE JUST TRIED TO RUN
ACROSS THE WATER.
WHAT A DUDE.
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509. ACROSS THE WATER.
WHAT A DUDE.
JUST A REMINDER HE DID THIS FOR
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510. WHAT A DUDE.
JUST A REMINDER HE DID THIS FOR
HIS TOWN.
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511. JUST A REMINDER HE DID THIS FOR
HIS TOWN.
HEAP LOST HIS DIGNITY AND
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512. HIS TOWN.
HEAP LOST HIS DIGNITY AND
LOST HIS PANTS.
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513. HEAP LOST HIS DIGNITY AND
LOST HIS PANTS.
THE TORNADO DESTROYED THE
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514. LOST HIS PANTS.
THE TORNADO DESTROYED THE
HOME.
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515. THE TORNADO DESTROYED THE
HOME.
BUT THIS TORNADO DESTROYED THEIR
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516. HOME.
BUT THIS TORNADO DESTROYED THEIR
SPIRIT AND SHOWED ITS PENIS.
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517. BUT THIS TORNADO DESTROYED THEIR
SPIRIT AND SHOWED ITS PENIS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
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518. SPIRIT AND SHOWED ITS PENIS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR.
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519. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR.
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520. AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR.
YOU'RE WATCHING PBS.
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521. YOU'RE WATCHING PBS.
YOU'RE WATCHING PBS.
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522. YOU'RE WATCHING PBS.
YOU'RE WATCHING PBS.
HERE AT PBS WE RELY ON
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523. YOU'RE WATCHING PBS.
HERE AT PBS WE RELY ON
GENEROUS DONATIONS FROM YOU OUR
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524. HERE AT PBS WE RELY ON
GENEROUS DONATIONS FROM YOU OUR
VIEWERS.
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525. GENEROUS DONATIONS FROM YOU OUR
VIEWERS.
1978 SEXY KIND OF EVENING WITH
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526. VIEWERS.
1978 SEXY KIND OF EVENING WITH
DENNIS WALLS AND THE COOKIES.
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527. 1978 SEXY KIND OF EVENING WITH
DENNIS WALLS AND THE COOKIES.
OOH, CHARLICE, THAT IS ONE OF MY
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528. DENNIS WALLS AND THE COOKIES.
OOH, CHARLICE, THAT IS ONE OF MY
FAVORITE.
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529. OOH, CHARLICE, THAT IS ONE OF MY
FAVORITE.
MINE TOO, RONALD.
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530. FAVORITE.
MINE TOO, RONALD.
YOU KNOW YOU GOT TO JUMP IN
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531. MINE TOO, RONALD.
YOU KNOW YOU GOT TO JUMP IN
THERE, BABY,
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532. YOU KNOW YOU GOT TO JUMP IN
THERE, BABY,
GO AHEAD AND SAY YOUR LINES.
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533. THERE, BABY,
GO AHEAD AND SAY YOUR LINES.
LET'S WATCH THE SHOW.
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534. GO AHEAD AND SAY YOUR LINES.
LET'S WATCH THE SHOW.
SEXY KIND OF EVENING WITH R &
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535. LET'S WATCH THE SHOW.
SEXY KIND OF EVENING WITH R &
B LEGEND DENNIS WALL.
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536. SEXY KIND OF EVENING WITH R &
B LEGEND DENNIS WALL.
HOW SEXY DOES EVERYBODY FEEL
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537. B LEGEND DENNIS WALL.
HOW SEXY DOES EVERYBODY FEEL
TONIGHT?
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538. HOW SEXY DOES EVERYBODY FEEL
TONIGHT?
VERY SEXY.
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539. TONIGHT?
VERY SEXY.
THOUGHT SO.
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540. VERY SEXY.
THOUGHT SO.
I AM DENNIS WALLS AND THESE ARE
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541. THOUGHT SO.
I AM DENNIS WALLS AND THESE ARE
MY BACKUP SINGERS THE COOKIES.
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542. I AM DENNIS WALLS AND THESE ARE
MY BACKUP SINGERS THE COOKIES.
HOW ARE MY COOKIES DOING TO
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543. MY BACKUP SINGERS THE COOKIES.
HOW ARE MY COOKIES DOING TO
NIGHT?
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544. HOW ARE MY COOKIES DOING TO
NIGHT?
US COOKIES ARE HOT, SWEET,
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545. NIGHT?
US COOKIES ARE HOT, SWEET,
AND WE WILL SPOIL YOUR APPETITE.
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546. US COOKIES ARE HOT, SWEET,
AND WE WILL SPOIL YOUR APPETITE.
UH, HUH, HUH.
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547. AND WE WILL SPOIL YOUR APPETITE.
UH, HUH, HUH.
STANDING UP HERE WITH MY SEXY
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548. UH, HUH, HUH.
STANDING UP HERE WITH MY SEXY
COOKS ME MAKES ME FEEL LIKE IT
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549. STANDING UP HERE WITH MY SEXY
COOKS ME MAKES ME FEEL LIKE IT
CAME EARLY THIS YEAR, BUT I
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550. COOKS ME MAKES ME FEEL LIKE IT
CAME EARLY THIS YEAR, BUT I
NEVER COME EARLY, RIGHT,
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551. CAME EARLY THIS YEAR, BUT I
NEVER COME EARLY, RIGHT,
COOKIES?
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552. NEVER COME EARLY, RIGHT,
COOKIES?
THAT'S NASTY.
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553. COOKIES?
THAT'S NASTY.
HOI COME IS IT — HOW COME IS IT
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554. THAT'S NASTY.
HOI COME IS IT — HOW COME IS IT
NASTY?
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555. HOI COME IS IT — HOW COME IS IT
NASTY?
SO, COOKIE, SHE IS THE DUMB
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556. NASTY?
SO, COOKIE, SHE IS THE DUMB
ONE.
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557. SO, COOKIE, SHE IS THE DUMB
ONE.
BUT I OWN IT DON'T I?
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558. ONE.
BUT I OWN IT DON'T I?
COME ON, COOKIES, LET'S GO
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559. BUT I OWN IT DON'T I?
COME ON, COOKIES, LET'S GO
GET COMFORTABLE AND START OUR
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560. COME ON, COOKIES, LET'S GO
GET COMFORTABLE AND START OUR
SEXY SHOW.
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561. GET COMFORTABLE AND START OUR
SEXY SHOW.
HEY, WHY IS THE STOOL SO SMALL?
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562. SEXY SHOW.
HEY, WHY IS THE STOOL SO SMALL?
WHY WOULD SOMEBODY GIVE ME A
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563. HEY, WHY IS THE STOOL SO SMALL?
WHY WOULD SOMEBODY GIVE ME A
FOOTSTOOL.
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564. WHY WOULD SOMEBODY GIVE ME A
FOOTSTOOL.
MAYBE THE DIRECTOR IS MAD FOR
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565. FOOTSTOOL.
MAYBE THE DIRECTOR IS MAD FOR
YOU FORGETTING HIS NAME.
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566. MAYBE THE DIRECTOR IS MAD FOR
YOU FORGETTING HIS NAME.
I HAVE NOTHING BUT RESPECT.
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567. YOU FORGETTING HIS NAME.
I HAVE NOTHING BUT RESPECT.
HIS NAME IS TODD.
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568. I HAVE NOTHING BUT RESPECT.
HIS NAME IS TODD.
SHOULD I THROW A FIT?
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569. HIS NAME IS TODD.
SHOULD I THROW A FIT?
NO, BABY THAT IS NOT YOUR
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570. SHOULD I THROW A FIT?
NO, BABY THAT IS NOT YOUR
STYLE.
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571. NO, BABY THAT IS NOT YOUR
STYLE.
I KNOW WHAT WILL MAKE IT BETTER.
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572. STYLE.
I KNOW WHAT WILL MAKE IT BETTER.
LETTING THAT DEEP, SEXY,
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573. I KNOW WHAT WILL MAKE IT BETTER.
LETTING THAT DEEP, SEXY,
BARITONE VOICE OUT FROM UNDER
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574. LETTING THAT DEEP, SEXY,
BARITONE VOICE OUT FROM UNDER
THAT MUSTACHE CAVE.
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575. BARITONE VOICE OUT FROM UNDER
THAT MUSTACHE CAVE.
OH, OH, OH.
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576. THAT MUSTACHE CAVE.
OH, OH, OH.
I LIKE THE WAY MY COOKIE THINKS.
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577. OH, OH, OH.
I LIKE THE WAY MY COOKIE THINKS.
HAND ME MY MIKE.
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578. I LIKE THE WAY MY COOKIE THINKS.
HAND ME MY MIKE.
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579. HAND ME MY MIKE.
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR
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580. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR
MIKE.
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581. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR
MIKE.
YOU SOUND LIKE A CHIPMUNK.
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582. MIKE.
YOU SOUND LIKE A CHIPMUNK.
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583. YOU SOUND LIKE A CHIPMUNK.
DON'T GO THERE, BABY.
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584. DON'T GO THERE, BABY.
IT WILL RUIN YOUR GROOVE.
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585. DON'T GO THERE, BABY.
IT WILL RUIN YOUR GROOVE.
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586. IT WILL RUIN YOUR GROOVE.
I'M NOT GOING TO USE THE MIKE
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587. I'M NOT GOING TO USE THE MIKE
ANYMORE.
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588. I'M NOT GOING TO USE THE MIKE
ANYMORE.
I CAN'T RUIN MY BRAND.
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589. ANYMORE.
I CAN'T RUIN MY BRAND.
HEY, DENNIS, WHAT'S BEHIND
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590. I CAN'T RUIN MY BRAND.
HEY, DENNIS, WHAT'S BEHIND
THAT BIG SILVER CURTAIN OVER
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591. HEY, DENNIS, WHAT'S BEHIND
THAT BIG SILVER CURTAIN OVER
THERE?
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592. THAT BIG SILVER CURTAIN OVER
THERE?
OH.
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593. THERE?
OH.
I BET IT IS MY BIG, SEXY
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594. OH.
I BET IT IS MY BIG, SEXY
SAXOPHONE.
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595. I BET IT IS MY BIG, SEXY
SAXOPHONE.
SO I COULD PLAY YOU ALL A BIG
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596. SAXOPHONE.
SO I COULD PLAY YOU ALL A BIG
SEXY SAXOPHONE SOLO.
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597. SO I COULD PLAY YOU ALL A BIG
SEXY SAXOPHONE SOLO.
SOUND LIKE IT WOULD BE BIG.
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598. SEXY SAXOPHONE SOLO.
SOUND LIKE IT WOULD BE BIG.
AND SAXOPHONE.
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599. SOUND LIKE IT WOULD BE BIG.
AND SAXOPHONE.
WHY DON'T I UNZIP THESE
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600. AND SAXOPHONE.
WHY DON'T I UNZIP THESE
CURTAINS AND SHOW YOU JUST HOW
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601. WHY DON'T I UNZIP THESE
CURTAINS AND SHOW YOU JUST HOW
BIG IT IS.
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602. CURTAINS AND SHOW YOU JUST HOW
BIG IT IS.
OOH, THAT'S NASTY AGAIN.
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603. BIG IT IS.
OOH, THAT'S NASTY AGAIN.
WHAT HAPPENED HERE.
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604. OOH, THAT'S NASTY AGAIN.
WHAT HAPPENED HERE.
THIS LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE FASHION
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605. WHAT HAPPENED HERE.
THIS LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE FASHION
DOLL SAXOPHONE.
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606. THIS LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE FASHION
DOLL SAXOPHONE.
DID YOU SPECIFY A REGULAR
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607. DOLL SAXOPHONE.
DID YOU SPECIFY A REGULAR
SIZED SAXOPHONE OR DID YOU
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608. DID YOU SPECIFY A REGULAR
SIZED SAXOPHONE OR DID YOU
SAY BARBARA DOLL SIZED.
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609. SIZED SAXOPHONE OR DID YOU
SAY BARBARA DOLL SIZED.
GIRL, WHY WOULD I SAY A
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610. SAY BARBARA DOLL SIZED.
GIRL, WHY WOULD I SAY A
BARBARA SIZED, WHY WOULD I SAY
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611. GIRL, WHY WOULD I SAY A
BARBARA SIZED, WHY WOULD I SAY
THAT?
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612. BARBARA SIZED, WHY WOULD I SAY
THAT?
WHERE IS THE LOGIC IN THAT?
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613. THAT?
WHERE IS THE LOGIC IN THAT?
A NORMAL SIZE STOOL.
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614. WHERE IS THE LOGIC IN THAT?
A NORMAL SIZE STOOL.
I WAS WONDERING IF THAT IS THE
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615. A NORMAL SIZE STOOL.
I WAS WONDERING IF THAT IS THE
STOOL YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SIT
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616. I WAS WONDERING IF THAT IS THE
STOOL YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SIT
ON EARLIER.
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617. STOOL YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SIT
ON EARLIER.
LET'S JUST TRY PLAYING IT, BABY.
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618. ON EARLIER.
LET'S JUST TRY PLAYING IT, BABY.
LOOK, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.
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619. LET'S JUST TRY PLAYING IT, BABY.
LOOK, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.
WE HAD 50 PRODUCTION MEETINGS
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620. LOOK, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.
WE HAD 50 PRODUCTION MEETINGS
WHAT WAS GOING ON TONIGHT.
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621. WE HAD 50 PRODUCTION MEETINGS
WHAT WAS GOING ON TONIGHT.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, SYDNEY?
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622. WHAT WAS GOING ON TONIGHT.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, SYDNEY?
TODD.
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623. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, SYDNEY?
TODD.
FORGET IT.
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624. TODD.
FORGET IT.
LET'S NOT LET ANY OF THIS RUIN
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625. FORGET IT.
LET'S NOT LET ANY OF THIS RUIN
OUR SEXY SOUNDS TOGETHER.
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626. LET'S NOT LET ANY OF THIS RUIN
OUR SEXY SOUNDS TOGETHER.
OKAY, COOKIES.
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627. OUR SEXY SOUNDS TOGETHER.
OKAY, COOKIES.
HOW ABOUT WE MOVE OVER HERE AND
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628. OKAY, COOKIES.
HOW ABOUT WE MOVE OVER HERE AND
TO THE CIRCULAR BED AND GET SEXY
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629. HOW ABOUT WE MOVE OVER HERE AND
TO THE CIRCULAR BED AND GET SEXY
FOR REAL?
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630. TO THE CIRCULAR BED AND GET SEXY
FOR REAL?
AFTER YOU.
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631. FOR REAL?
AFTER YOU.
OOH, I THINK WE ARE MOVING,
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632. AFTER YOU.
OOH, I THINK WE ARE MOVING,
BABY.
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633. OOH, I THINK WE ARE MOVING,
BABY.
I LOVE ME A LITTLE MOTION IN THE
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634. BABY.
I LOVE ME A LITTLE MOTION IN THE
OCEAN, I LOVE IT.
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635. YOU ♪
♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪
♪ YEAH, I'LL DO ME REAL QUICK
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636. THEN ROLL OVER TO YOU ♪
♪ HANG ON NOW ♪
IS THIS BED SPEEDING UP?
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637. IS THIS BED SPEEDING UP?
I'M GETTING SCARED.
WHY ARE WE GOING THIS FAST?
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638. I'M GETTING SCARED.
WHY ARE WE GOING THIS FAST?
SLOW AND SEXY.
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639. WHY ARE WE GOING THIS FAST?
SLOW AND SEXY.
WE'RE ON SILK ON SILK SHEETS.
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640. SLOW AND SEXY.
WE'RE ON SILK ON SILK SHEETS.
I CANNOT GET A GRIP ON THIS.
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641. WE'RE ON SILK ON SILK SHEETS.
I CANNOT GET A GRIP ON THIS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT Y'ALL DON'T
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642. I CANNOT GET A GRIP ON THIS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT Y'ALL DON'T
LISTEN TO ME.
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643. I DON'T KNOW WHAT Y'ALL DON'T
LISTEN TO ME.
THIS HAS BEEN A VERY SEXY
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644. LISTEN TO ME.
THIS HAS BEEN A VERY SEXY
EVENING WITH DENNIS WALLS AND
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645. THIS HAS BEEN A VERY SEXY
EVENING WITH DENNIS WALLS AND
THE COOKIES.
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646. EVENING WITH DENNIS WALLS AND
THE COOKIES.
NEXT WEEK —
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647. MR. SPEAKER, HOW WAS YOUR
MEETING WITH DONALD TRUMP?
WELL, IT WENT VERY WELL,
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648. MEETING WITH DONALD TRUMP?
WELL, IT WENT VERY WELL,
WILLIAM.
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649. WELL, IT WENT VERY WELL,
WILLIAM.
BETWEEN ME AND YOU, HE STILL
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650. WILLIAM.
BETWEEN ME AND YOU, HE STILL
MAKES ME NERVOUS.
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651. BETWEEN ME AND YOU, HE STILL
MAKES ME NERVOUS.
MOO, SIR.
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652. MAKES ME NERVOUS.
MOO, SIR.
IT IS MID MAY.
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653. MOO, SIR.
IT IS MID MAY.
WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO FIND A
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654. IT IS MID MAY.
WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO FIND A
THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE.
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655. WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO FIND A
THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE.
ACTUALLY, SIR, I FOUND THE
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656. THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE.
ACTUALLY, SIR, I FOUND THE
PERFECT GUY.
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657. ACTUALLY, SIR, I FOUND THE
PERFECT GUY.
A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN.
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658. PERFECT GUY.
A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN.
GREAT.
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659. A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN.
GREAT.
WORKED FOR REAGAN IN THE 80s.
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660. GREAT.
WORKED FOR REAGAN IN THE 80s.
THAT'S FANTASTIC.
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661. WORKED FOR REAGAN IN THE 80s.
THAT'S FANTASTIC.
HE HAS THE THE BODY OF A
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662. THAT'S FANTASTIC.
HE HAS THE THE BODY OF A
BABY.
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663. HE HAS THE THE BODY OF A
BABY.
SORRY THE LAST ONE?
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664. BABY.
SORRY THE LAST ONE?
PLEASE MEET MR. PATTERSON,
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665. SORRY THE LAST ONE?
PLEASE MEET MR. PATTERSON,
SIR.
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666. PLEASE MEET MR. PATTERSON,
SIR.
HELLO.
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667. SIR.
HELLO.
DON'T GET UP.
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668. HELLO.
DON'T GET UP.
I'LL COME TO YOU.
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669. DON'T GET UP.
I'LL COME TO YOU.
THERE WE GO.
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670. I'LL COME TO YOU.
THERE WE GO.
MR. SPEAKER, DICK PATTERSON.
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671. THERE WE GO.
MR. SPEAKER, DICK PATTERSON.
PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
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672. MR. SPEAKER, DICK PATTERSON.
PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE.
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673. PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE.
OKAY.
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674. THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE.
OKAY.
WILLIAM HERE WAS JUST TELLING ME
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675. OKAY.
WILLIAM HERE WAS JUST TELLING ME
SOME WONDERFUL THINGS ABOUT YOU,
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676. WILLIAM HERE WAS JUST TELLING ME
SOME WONDERFUL THINGS ABOUT YOU,
MR. PATTERSON.
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677. SOME WONDERFUL THINGS ABOUT YOU,
MR. PATTERSON.
WOULD YOU GIVE US JUST ONE
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678. MR. PATTERSON.
WOULD YOU GIVE US JUST ONE
MOMENT, PLEASE.
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679. WOULD YOU GIVE US JUST ONE
MOMENT, PLEASE.
ISN'T HE GREAT.
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680. MOMENT, PLEASE.
ISN'T HE GREAT.
FRESH FACED.
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681. ISN'T HE GREAT.
FRESH FACED.
EXPERIENCED.
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682. FRESH FACED.
EXPERIENCED.
AND YOUNG.
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683. EXPERIENCED.
AND YOUNG.
HOW OLD IS HE?
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684. AND YOUNG.
HOW OLD IS HE?
52 AND 9 MONTHS.
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685. HOW OLD IS HE?
52 AND 9 MONTHS.
WE HAVE DONE A THOROUGH
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686. 52 AND 9 MONTHS.
WE HAVE DONE A THOROUGH
BACKGROUND CHECK.
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687. WE HAVE DONE A THOROUGH
BACKGROUND CHECK.
YOU WON'T FIND ANY SKELETONS
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688. BACKGROUND CHECK.
YOU WON'T FIND ANY SKELETONS
IN MY CLOSET.
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689. YOU WON'T FIND ANY SKELETONS
IN MY CLOSET.
WHERE DID HE GO?
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690. IN MY CLOSET.
WHERE DID HE GO?
THERE HE IS.
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691. WHERE DID HE GO?
THERE HE IS.
WHERE DID HE GO?
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692. THERE HE IS.
WHERE DID HE GO?
OH, THERE HE IS.
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693. WHERE DID HE GO?
OH, THERE HE IS.
WHERE DID HE GO?
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694. OH, THERE HE IS.
WHERE DID HE GO?
OH, THERE HE IS.
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695. WHERE DID HE GO?
OH, THERE HE IS.
FOUND HIM.
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696. OH, THERE HE IS.
FOUND HIM.
I GOT TO SAY IT LOOKS GREAT.
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697. FOUND HIM.
I GOT TO SAY IT LOOKS GREAT.
NOW, MR. PATTERSON, AS YOU KNOW,
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698. I GOT TO SAY IT LOOKS GREAT.
NOW, MR. PATTERSON, AS YOU KNOW,
DONALD TRUMP IS TECHNICALLY OUR
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699. NOW, MR. PATTERSON, AS YOU KNOW,
DONALD TRUMP IS TECHNICALLY OUR
NOMINEE.
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700. DONALD TRUMP IS TECHNICALLY OUR
NOMINEE.
BUT MANY PEOPLE THINK THAT WE
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701. NOMINEE.
BUT MANY PEOPLE THINK THAT WE
WOULD BE BETTER OFF PUTTING A
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702. BUT MANY PEOPLE THINK THAT WE
WOULD BE BETTER OFF PUTTING A
TURKEY ON THE SUPREME COURT.
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703. WOULD BE BETTER OFF PUTTING A
TURKEY ON THE SUPREME COURT.
HA-HA-HA.
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704. TURKEY ON THE SUPREME COURT.
HA-HA-HA.
HA-HA-HA.
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705. HA-HA-HA.
HA-HA-HA.
VERY FUNNY.
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706. HA-HA-HA.
VERY FUNNY.
LISTEN, I WOULD BE HONORED TO
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707. VERY FUNNY.
LISTEN, I WOULD BE HONORED TO
REPRESENTATIVE THIS PARTY.
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708. LISTEN, I WOULD BE HONORED TO
REPRESENTATIVE THIS PARTY.
I'M PRO-LIFE.
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709. REPRESENTATIVE THIS PARTY.
I'M PRO-LIFE.
I'M PRO FAMILY.
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710. I'M PRO-LIFE.
I'M PRO FAMILY.
AND I'M PRO GUNS.
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711. I'M PRO FAMILY.
AND I'M PRO GUNS.
AND I AM ACTUALLY CARRYING RIGHT
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712. AND I'M PRO GUNS.
AND I AM ACTUALLY CARRYING RIGHT
NOW.
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713. AND I AM ACTUALLY CARRYING RIGHT
NOW.
MR. PATTERSON.
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714. NOW.
MR. PATTERSON.
NO, NO.
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715. MR. PATTERSON.
NO, NO.
FAIR ENOUGH.
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716. NO, NO.
FAIR ENOUGH.
NOW BEFORE THIS CONVERSATION
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717. FAIR ENOUGH.
NOW BEFORE THIS CONVERSATION
CAN GO ANY FURTHER, WE WILL NEED
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718. NOW BEFORE THIS CONVERSATION
CAN GO ANY FURTHER, WE WILL NEED
YOU TO SIGN THIS CONFIDENTIALITY
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719. CAN GO ANY FURTHER, WE WILL NEED
YOU TO SIGN THIS CONFIDENTIALITY
AGREEMENT.
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720. YOU TO SIGN THIS CONFIDENTIALITY
AGREEMENT.
SURE.
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721. AGREEMENT.
SURE.
PUT IT ON THE FLOOR.
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722. SURE.
PUT IT ON THE FLOOR.
LET ME JUST TAKE A LOOK.
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723. PUT IT ON THE FLOOR.
LET ME JUST TAKE A LOOK.
ALL RIGHT.
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724. LET ME JUST TAKE A LOOK.
ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO.
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725. ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT.
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726. HERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL SET.
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727. ALL RIGHT.
ALL SET.
I'M SORRY, WILLIAM.
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728. ALL SET.
I'M SORRY, WILLIAM.
I DON'T KNOW IF, WE'LL CALL HIM
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729. I'M SORRY, WILLIAM.
I DON'T KNOW IF, WE'LL CALL HIM
MAN.
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730. I DON'T KNOW IF, WE'LL CALL HIM
MAN.
IS READY TO BE PRESIDENT.
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731. MAN.
IS READY TO BE PRESIDENT.
TRUST ME, SIR, HE IS.
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732. IS READY TO BE PRESIDENT.
TRUST ME, SIR, HE IS.
HE IS COMMITTED.
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733. TRUST ME, SIR, HE IS.
HE IS COMMITTED.
HE IS PASSIONATE.
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734. HE IS COMMITTED.
HE IS PASSIONATE.
HE IS A HARD WORKER.
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735. HE IS PASSIONATE.
HE IS A HARD WORKER.
LOOK HOW HARD HE IS WORKING TO
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736. HE IS A HARD WORKER.
LOOK HOW HARD HE IS WORKING TO
GET BACK ON TO HIS BUS?
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737. LOOK HOW HARD HE IS WORKING TO
GET BACK ON TO HIS BUS?
GET BACK ON TO HIS BUTT RIGHT
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738. GET BACK ON TO HIS BUS?
GET BACK ON TO HIS BUTT RIGHT
NOW.
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739. GET BACK ON TO HIS BUTT RIGHT
NOW.
LOOK.
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740. NOW.
LOOK.
I DID IT.
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741. LOOK.
I DID IT.
LISTEN.
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742. I DID IT.
LISTEN.
SPEAKER, I KNOW WE WILL GO WITH
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743. LISTEN.
SPEAKER, I KNOW WE WILL GO WITH
TRUMP.
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744. SPEAKER, I KNOW WE WILL GO WITH
TRUMP.
MR. PATTERSON WOULD BE AN
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745. TRUMP.
MR. PATTERSON WOULD BE AN
EXCELLENT BACKUP.
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746. MR. PATTERSON WOULD BE AN
EXCELLENT BACKUP.
HE IS TOUGH.
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747. EXCELLENT BACKUP.
HE IS TOUGH.
HE IS PREPARED.
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748. HE IS TOUGH.
HE IS PREPARED.
AND OKAY, HE IS TAKING OFF HIS
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749. HE IS PREPARED.
AND OKAY, HE IS TAKING OFF HIS
PANTS.
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750. AND OKAY, HE IS TAKING OFF HIS
PANTS.
THERE WE GO.
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751. PANTS.
THERE WE GO.
THAT'S BETTER.
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752. THERE WE GO.
THAT'S BETTER.
SIR, SIR, YOU CAN GO AHEAD AN
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753. THAT'S BETTER.
SIR, SIR, YOU CAN GO AHEAD AN
PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON.
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754. SIR, SIR, YOU CAN GO AHEAD AN
PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON.
IF YOU WANT.
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755. PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON.
IF YOU WANT.
I DON'T WANT PANTS.
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756. IF YOU WANT.
I DON'T WANT PANTS.
MR. SPEAKER, SORRY TO
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757. I DON'T WANT PANTS.
MR. SPEAKER, SORRY TO
INTERRUPT.
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758. MR. SPEAKER, SORRY TO
INTERRUPT.
YOU HAVE A 2:00 WITH MR.
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759. INTERRUPT.
YOU HAVE A 2:00 WITH MR.
PRIEBUS.
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760. YOU HAVE A 2:00 WITH MR.
PRIEBUS.
LOOK AT THAT HAIR?
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761. PRIEBUS.
LOOK AT THAT HAIR?
THANK YOU.
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762. LOOK AT THAT HAIR?
THANK YOU.
REALLY GREAT HAIR.
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763. THANK YOU.
REALLY GREAT HAIR.
LOVE THIS.
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764. REALLY GREAT HAIR.
LOVE THIS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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765. LOVE THIS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
QUITE A GRIP YOU HAVE THERE, MR.
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766. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
QUITE A GRIP YOU HAVE THERE, MR.
PATTERSON.
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767. QUITE A GRIP YOU HAVE THERE, MR.
PATTERSON.
MAY HAVE THE BODY OF A BABY.
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768. PATTERSON.
MAY HAVE THE BODY OF A BABY.
BUT HIS HAND ARE MUCH BIGGER AND
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769. MAY HAVE THE BODY OF A BABY.
BUT HIS HAND ARE MUCH BIGGER AND
STRONGER THAN TRUMP'S.
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770. BUT HIS HAND ARE MUCH BIGGER AND
STRONGER THAN TRUMP'S.
OH, WILLIAM.
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771. STRONGER THAN TRUMP'S.
OH, WILLIAM.
MR. PATTERSON.
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772. OH, WILLIAM.
MR. PATTERSON.
I GUESS I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION
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773. MR. PATTERSON.
I GUESS I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION
LEFT FOR YOU.
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774. I GUESS I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION
LEFT FOR YOU.
DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO BE
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775. LEFT FOR YOU.
DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO BE
PRESIDENT.
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776. DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO BE
PRESIDENT.
THINK REALLY HARD ABOUT IT.
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777. PRESIDENT.
THINK REALLY HARD ABOUT IT.
HMM.
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778. THINK REALLY HARD ABOUT IT.
HMM.
HMM.
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779. HMM.
YES, I DO.
YOU ARE OUR BEST OPTION.
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780. YES, I DO.
YOU ARE OUR BEST OPTION.
BRING IT IN.
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781. YOU ARE OUR BEST OPTION.
BRING IT IN.
THAT WAS GREAT.
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782. BRING IT IN.
THAT WAS GREAT.
OKAY, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN.
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783. THAT WAS GREAT.
OKAY, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN.
OKAY.
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784. OKAY, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN.
OKAY.
I JUST ASKED FOR A HUG.
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785. OKAY.
I JUST ASKED FOR A HUG.
BUT THIS IS FINE TOO.
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786. I JUST ASKED FOR A HUG.
BUT THIS IS FINE TOO.
HE MUST BE HUNGRY.
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787. BUT THIS IS FINE TOO.
HE MUST BE HUNGRY.
HE IS TRYING TO LATCH ON TO ME.
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788. HE MUST BE HUNGRY.
HE IS TRYING TO LATCH ON TO ME.
IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU MR.
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789. HE IS TRYING TO LATCH ON TO ME.
IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU MR.
PATTERSON.
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790. IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU MR.
PATTERSON.
ENJOY YOUR LUNCH.
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791. PATTERSON.
ENJOY YOUR LUNCH.
I'M GOING TO EAT PEAS.
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792. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DRAKE.
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793. ♪ GRIPS ON YOUR WAIST
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794. YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T PLAY
STREETS NOT SAFE ♪
♪ BUT I NEVER RUN AWAY
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795. STREETS NOT SAFE ♪
♪ BUT I NEVER RUN AWAY
EVEN WHEN I'M AWAY
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796. OTI OTI
THERE'S NEVER MUCH LOVE ♪
♪ WHEN WE GO OT
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797. THERE'S NEVER MUCH LOVE ♪
♪ WHEN WE GO OT
I PRAY TO MAKE IT BACK
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798. IN ONE PIECE
I PRAY I PRAY ♪
♪ THAT'S WHY I NEED A
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799. I PRAY I PRAY ♪
♪ THAT'S WHY I NEED A
ONE DANCE
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800. GOT A HENNESSY IN MY HAND
ONE MORE TIME 'FORE I GO ♪
♪ HIGHER POWERS
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801. ONE MORE TIME 'FORE I GO ♪
♪ HIGHER POWERS
TAKING A HOLD ON ME
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802. I NEED A ONE DANCE
GOT A HENNESSY ♪
♪ IN MY HAND
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803. GOT A HENNESSY ♪
♪ IN MY HAND
ONE MORE TIME 'FORE I GO
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804. TAKING A HOLD ON ME ♪
♪ BABY I LIKE YOUR STYLE ♪
♪ STRENGTH AND GUIDANCE
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805. FOR MY FRIENDS
NOBODY MAKES IT ♪
♪ FROM MY ENDS
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806. NOBODY MAKES IT ♪
♪ FROM MY ENDS
I HAD TO BUST UP
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807. THE SILENCE
YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA ♪
♪ STICK BY ME
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808. YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA ♪
♪ STICK BY ME
SOON AS YOU SEE THE TEXT
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809. SOON AS YOU SEE THE TEXT
REPLY ME ♪
♪ I DON'T WANNA
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810. REPLY ME ♪
♪ I DON'T WANNA
SPEND TIME FIGHTING
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811. SPEND TIME FIGHTING
WE'VE GOT NO TIME ♪
♪ AND THAT'S WHY
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812. WE'VE GOT NO TIME ♪
♪ AND THAT'S WHY
I NEED A ONE DANCE
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813. GOT A HENNESSY
IN MY HAND ♪
♪ ONE MORE TIME 'FORE I GO
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814. IN MY HAND ♪
♪ ONE MORE TIME 'FORE I GO
HIGHER POWERS
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815. HIGHER POWERS
TAKING A HOLD ON ME ♪
♪ I NEED A ONE DANCE
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816. TAKING A HOLD ON ME ♪
♪ I NEED A ONE DANCE
GOT A HENNESSY
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817. IN MY HAND
ONE MORE TIME 'FORE I GO ♪
♪ HIGHER POWERS
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818. TAKING A HOLD ON ME ♪
♪ IF YOU ARE DOWN
TAKE IT SLOW
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819. BECAUSE IF YOU TELL
BECAUSE IF YOU TELL ♪
♪ I NEED A ONE DANCE
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820. BECAUSE IF YOU TELL ♪
♪ I NEED A ONE DANCE
GOT A HENNESSY
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821. IN MY HAND
ONE MORE TIME 'FORE I GO ♪
♪ HIGHER POWERS
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822. IT'S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH
COLIN JOST, AND MICHAEL CHE.
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823. COLIN JOST, AND MICHAEL CHE.
THANK YOU.
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824. THANK YOU.
GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE.
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825. THANK YOU.
GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE.
WELCOME TO WEEKEND UPDATE,
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826. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE.
WELCOME TO WEEKEND UPDATE,
I'M MICHAEL CHE.
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827. WELCOME TO WEEKEND UPDATE,
I'M MICHAEL CHE.
I'M COLIN JOST AND HERE ARE
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828. I'M MICHAEL CHE.
I'M COLIN JOST AND HERE ARE
TONIGHT'S STOP STORIES.
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829. I'M COLIN JOST AND HERE ARE
TONIGHT'S STOP STORIES.
WELL WE ARE ONE WEEK INTO
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830. TONIGHT'S STOP STORIES.
WELL WE ARE ONE WEEK INTO
TRUMP'S NOMINATION.
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831. WELL WE ARE ONE WEEK INTO
TRUMP'S NOMINATION.
AND SO FAR, SO GOOD.
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832. TRUMP'S NOMINATION.
AND SO FAR, SO GOOD.
THIS WEEK "THE WASHINGTON
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833. AND SO FAR, SO GOOD.
THIS WEEK "THE WASHINGTON
POST" RELEASED A RECORDING OF
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834. THIS WEEK "THE WASHINGTON
POST" RELEASED A RECORDING OF
DONALD TRUMP HE WAS POSING AS A
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835. POST" RELEASED A RECORDING OF
DONALD TRUMP HE WAS POSING AS A
FAKE PUBLICIST NAMED JOHN MILLER
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836. DONALD TRUMP HE WAS POSING AS A
FAKE PUBLICIST NAMED JOHN MILLER
TO BRAG ABOUT HIS BUSINESS DEALS
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837. FAKE PUBLICIST NAMED JOHN MILLER
TO BRAG ABOUT HIS BUSINESS DEALS
AND HIS SEXUAL CONQUESTS.
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838. TO BRAG ABOUT HIS BUSINESS DEALS
AND HIS SEXUAL CONQUESTS.
TRUMP IS DENYING THAT IT'S HIM.
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839. AND HIS SEXUAL CONQUESTS.
TRUMP IS DENYING THAT IT'S HIM.
SO, LET'S LISTEN TO THE TAPE.
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840. TRUMP IS DENYING THAT IT'S HIM.
SO, LET'S LISTEN TO THE TAPE.
HE'S COMING OUT OF A, YOU
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841. SO, LET'S LISTEN TO THE TAPE.
HE'S COMING OUT OF A, YOU
KNOW, MARRIAGE, THAT —
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842. HE'S COMING OUT OF A, YOU
KNOW, MARRIAGE, THAT —
AND HE'S STARTING TO DO
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843. KNOW, MARRIAGE, THAT —
AND HE'S STARTING TO DO
TREMENDOUSLY WELL FINANCIALLY.
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844. AND HE'S STARTING TO DO
TREMENDOUSLY WELL FINANCIALLY.
HE'S PROBABLY DOING AS WELL AS
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845. TREMENDOUSLY WELL FINANCIALLY.
HE'S PROBABLY DOING AS WELL AS
ANYBODY THERE IS.
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846. HE'S PROBABLY DOING AS WELL AS
ANYBODY THERE IS.
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847. ANYBODY THERE IS.
TRUMP.
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848. TRUMP.
EXHIBIT A.
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849. EXHIBIT A.
USE OF THE WORD TREMENDOUSLY.
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850. EXHIBIT A.
USE OF THE WORD TREMENDOUSLY.
THERE IS ONLY TWO TIMES I HAVE
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851. USE OF THE WORD TREMENDOUSLY.
THERE IS ONLY TWO TIMES I HAVE
EVER HEARD THE WORD
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852. THERE IS ONLY TWO TIMES I HAVE
EVER HEARD THE WORD
TREMENDOUSLY.
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853. EVER HEARD THE WORD
TREMENDOUSLY.
FROM DONALD TRUMP AND FROM
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854. TREMENDOUSLY.
FROM DONALD TRUMP AND FROM
RECORDINGS OF DONALD TRUMP.
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855. FROM DONALD TRUMP AND FROM
RECORDINGS OF DONALD TRUMP.
ALSO, JOHN MILLER IS SUCH A
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856. RECORDINGS OF DONALD TRUMP.
ALSO, JOHN MILLER IS SUCH A
LAZY, FIRST THOUGHT, MADE UP
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857. ALSO, JOHN MILLER IS SUCH A
LAZY, FIRST THOUGHT, MADE UP
NAME, TOO.
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858. LAZY, FIRST THOUGHT, MADE UP
NAME, TOO.
THAT'S WHAT TRUMP DOES.
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859. NAME, TOO.
THAT'S WHAT TRUMP DOES.
EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS LIKE HE IS
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860. THAT'S WHAT TRUMP DOES.
EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS LIKE HE IS
ON SPEED ROUND OF FAMILY FEUD.
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861. EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS LIKE HE IS
ON SPEED ROUND OF FAMILY FEUD.
IT'S LIKE, FAKE NAME.
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862. ON SPEED ROUND OF FAMILY FEUD.
IT'S LIKE, FAKE NAME.
JOHN MILLER.
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863. IT'S LIKE, FAKE NAME.
JOHN MILLER.
FOREIGN POLICY?
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864. JOHN MILLER.
FOREIGN POLICY?
BUILD A WALL!
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865. FOREIGN POLICY?
BUILD A WALL!
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866. BUILD A WALL!
MEGYN KELLY?
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867. MEGYN KELLY?
ALWAYS
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868. MEGYN KELLY?
ALWAYS
BLEEDING!
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869. ALWAYS
BLEEDING!
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870. BLEEDING!
KKK?
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871. KKK?
PASS!
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872. KKK?
PASS!
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873. PASS!
YOU KNOW, IF ONLY THERE WAS A
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874. YOU KNOW, IF ONLY THERE WAS A
WAY FOR TRUMP TO PROVE THAT JON
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875. YOU KNOW, IF ONLY THERE WAS A
WAY FOR TRUMP TO PROVE THAT JON
MILLER IS AN ACTUAL PERSON.
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876. WAY FOR TRUMP TO PROVE THAT JON
MILLER IS AN ACTUAL PERSON.
OH, I KNOW.
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877. MILLER IS AN ACTUAL PERSON.
OH, I KNOW.
MAYBE HE SHOULD SHOW US HIS
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878. OH, I KNOW.
MAYBE HE SHOULD SHOW US HIS
BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
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879. MAYBE HE SHOULD SHOW US HIS
BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
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880. BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
YES, DON'T YOU HAVE A GUY THAT
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881. YES, DON'T YOU HAVE A GUY THAT
CAN DO THAT, HUH?
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882. YES, DON'T YOU HAVE A GUY THAT
CAN DO THAT, HUH?
AND IF DONALD TRUMP TRULY
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883. CAN DO THAT, HUH?
AND IF DONALD TRUMP TRULY
BELIEVES THAT IS NOT HIS VOICE
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884. AND IF DONALD TRUMP TRULY
BELIEVES THAT IS NOT HIS VOICE
ON THE PHONE, THEN I THINK WE
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885. BELIEVES THAT IS NOT HIS VOICE
ON THE PHONE, THEN I THINK WE
MIGHT HAVE A "FIGHT CLUB"
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886. ON THE PHONE, THEN I THINK WE
MIGHT HAVE A "FIGHT CLUB"
SITUATION.
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887. MIGHT HAVE A "FIGHT CLUB"
SITUATION.
I MEAN, I KNOW HIS RALLIES ARE
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888. SITUATION.
I MEAN, I KNOW HIS RALLIES ARE
ALREADY "FIGHT CLUB," BUT I
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889. I MEAN, I KNOW HIS RALLIES ARE
ALREADY "FIGHT CLUB," BUT I
THINK, JOHN MILLER MIGHT BE HIS
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890. ALREADY "FIGHT CLUB," BUT I
THINK, JOHN MILLER MIGHT BE HIS
TYLER DURDEN.
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891. THINK, JOHN MILLER MIGHT BE HIS
TYLER DURDEN.
WHICH WOULD EXPLAIN TRUMP'S
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892. TYLER DURDEN.
WHICH WOULD EXPLAIN TRUMP'S
CONFIDENCE.
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893. WHICH WOULD EXPLAIN TRUMP'S
CONFIDENCE.
BECAUSE, EVERY TIME HE LOOKS IN
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894. CONFIDENCE.
BECAUSE, EVERY TIME HE LOOKS IN
THE MIRROR, HE SEES BRAD PITT.
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895. BECAUSE, EVERY TIME HE LOOKS IN
THE MIRROR, HE SEES BRAD PITT.
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896. THE MIRROR, HE SEES BRAD PITT.
ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL, 54%
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897. ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL, 54%
OF AMERICANS PREFER LICE TO
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898. ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL, 54%
OF AMERICANS PREFER LICE TO
DONALD TRUMP.
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899. OF AMERICANS PREFER LICE TO
DONALD TRUMP.
WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE LICE
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900. DONALD TRUMP.
WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE LICE
ALREADY DROPPED OUT.
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901. WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE LICE
ALREADY DROPPED OUT.
THIS WEEK, DONALD TRUMP WAS
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902. ALREADY DROPPED OUT.
THIS WEEK, DONALD TRUMP WAS
OFFICIALLY ENDORSED BY NEWT
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903. THIS WEEK, DONALD TRUMP WAS
OFFICIALLY ENDORSED BY NEWT
GINGRICH AND DAN QUAYLE, YOU
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904. OFFICIALLY ENDORSED BY NEWT
GINGRICH AND DAN QUAYLE, YOU
KNOW THE BEST GUYS AND THE
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905. GINGRICH AND DAN QUAYLE, YOU
KNOW THE BEST GUYS AND THE
SMARTEST GUYS.
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906. KNOW THE BEST GUYS AND THE
SMARTEST GUYS.
HILLARY CLINTON SAID A NUMBER OF
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907. SMARTEST GUYS.
HILLARY CLINTON SAID A NUMBER OF
REPUBLICANS THAT DON'T APORT
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908. HILLARY CLINTON SAID A NUMBER OF
REPUBLICANS THAT DON'T APORT
DONALD TRUMP HAVE BEEN REACHING
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909. REPUBLICANS THAT DON'T APORT
DONALD TRUMP HAVE BEEN REACHING
OUT TO HER.
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910. DONALD TRUMP HAVE BEEN REACHING
OUT TO HER.
I DON'T KNOW WHICH REPUBLICANS,
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911. OUT TO HER.
I DON'T KNOW WHICH REPUBLICANS,
BUT I BET I CAN NAME ONE OFF THE
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912. I DON'T KNOW WHICH REPUBLICANS,
BUT I BET I CAN NAME ONE OFF THE
TOP OF MY JEB.
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913. BUT I BET I CAN NAME ONE OFF THE
TOP OF MY JEB.
NOW DONALD TRUMP IS THE
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914. TOP OF MY JEB.
NOW DONALD TRUMP IS THE
REPUBLICAN NOMINEE.
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915. NOW DONALD TRUMP IS THE
REPUBLICAN NOMINEE.
MANY ARE CONCERNED ABOUT HIS
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916. REPUBLICAN NOMINEE.
MANY ARE CONCERNED ABOUT HIS
LACK OF FOREIGN POLICY
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917. MANY ARE CONCERNED ABOUT HIS
LACK OF FOREIGN POLICY
EXPERIENCE AS WELL AS HIS QUOTE
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918. LACK OF FOREIGN POLICY
EXPERIENCE AS WELL AS HIS QUOTE
BROMANCE WITH VLADAMIR PUTIN.
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919. EXPERIENCE AS WELL AS HIS QUOTE
BROMANCE WITH VLADAMIR PUTIN.
HERE TO COMMENT FROM A REMOTE
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920. BROMANCE WITH VLADAMIR PUTIN.
HERE TO COMMENT FROM A REMOTE
RUSSIAN VILLAGE IN EASTERN
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921. HERE TO COMMENT FROM A REMOTE
RUSSIAN VILLAGE IN EASTERN
RUSSIA IS OLYA PAVLOWSKY.
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922. RUSSIAN VILLAGE IN EASTERN
RUSSIA IS OLYA PAVLOWSKY.
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923. RUSSIA IS OLYA PAVLOWSKY.
♪ EVERYBODY
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924. ♪ EVERYBODY
YEAH YEAH
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925. SEES MY BODY
YEAH YEAH ♪
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926. YEAH YEAH ♪
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
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927. WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
LET ME CHECK MY DAY PLANNER.
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928. WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
LET ME CHECK MY DAY PLANNER.
WHAT DID I DO.
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929. LET ME CHECK MY DAY PLANNER.
WHAT DID I DO.
WEDNESDAY, YES, I DID THIS.
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930. WHAT DID I DO.
WEDNESDAY, YES, I DID THIS.
AND THEN THURSDAY, THURSDAY, I
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931. WEDNESDAY, YES, I DID THIS.
AND THEN THURSDAY, THURSDAY, I
WAS LIKE —
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932. AND THEN THURSDAY, THURSDAY, I
WAS LIKE —
AND THEN, OH, FRIDAY, YES,
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933. WAS LIKE —
AND THEN, OH, FRIDAY, YES,
FRIDAY, ME AND MY HOME GIRLS WE
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934. AND THEN, OH, FRIDAY, YES,
FRIDAY, ME AND MY HOME GIRLS WE
GOT TOGETHER AND WE DID THIS.
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935. FRIDAY, ME AND MY HOME GIRLS WE
GOT TOGETHER AND WE DID THIS.
IT'S SO COLD.
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936. GOT TOGETHER AND WE DID THIS.
IT'S SO COLD.
SO COLD I WANT TO DIE.
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937. IT'S SO COLD.
SO COLD I WANT TO DIE.
COME ON, RUSSIA CAN'T BE THAT
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938. SO COLD I WANT TO DIE.
COME ON, RUSSIA CAN'T BE THAT
BAD?
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939. COME ON, RUSSIA CAN'T BE THAT
BAD?
WHAT?
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940. BAD?
WHAT?
COLLIN.
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941. WHAT?
COLLIN.
YOU KNOW IN AMERICA, YOU ARE
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942. COLLIN.
YOU KNOW IN AMERICA, YOU ARE
LIKE HEY, BUDDY GO TO HELL.
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943. YOU KNOW IN AMERICA, YOU ARE
LIKE HEY, BUDDY GO TO HELL.
IN RUSSIA, WE SAY, HEY, BUDDY,
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944. LIKE HEY, BUDDY GO TO HELL.
IN RUSSIA, WE SAY, HEY, BUDDY,
STAY PUT.
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945. IN RUSSIA, WE SAY, HEY, BUDDY,
STAY PUT.
YOU ARE ON FIRE.
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946. STAY PUT.
YOU ARE ON FIRE.
NOT AGAIN.
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947. YOU ARE ON FIRE.
NOT AGAIN.
WHERE, WHERE?
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948. NOT AGAIN.
WHERE, WHERE?
NO YOU ARE NOT ACTUALLY ON
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949. WHERE, WHERE?
NO YOU ARE NOT ACTUALLY ON
FIRE.
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950. NO YOU ARE NOT ACTUALLY ON
FIRE.
LET'S GET BACK ON TRACK.
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951. FIRE.
LET'S GET BACK ON TRACK.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE FACT
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952. LET'S GET BACK ON TRACK.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE FACT
THAT DONALD TRUMP COULD BEEP OUR
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953. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE FACT
THAT DONALD TRUMP COULD BEEP OUR
NEXT PRESIDENT?
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954. THAT DONALD TRUMP COULD BEEP OUR
NEXT PRESIDENT?
COLLIN, COLLIN.
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955. NEXT PRESIDENT?
COLLIN, COLLIN.
THIS IS SO SWEET.
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956. COLLIN, COLLIN.
THIS IS SO SWEET.
THIS IS LIKE CANDY IN MY MOUTH
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957. THIS IS SO SWEET.
THIS IS LIKE CANDY IN MY MOUTH
TO ME.
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958. THIS IS LIKE CANDY IN MY MOUTH
TO ME.
I AM ASSUMING.
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959. TO ME.
I AM ASSUMING.
FOR YEARS, AMERICA HAS MADE FUN
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960. I AM ASSUMING.
FOR YEARS, AMERICA HAS MADE FUN
OF PUTIN.
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961. FOR YEARS, AMERICA HAS MADE FUN
OF PUTIN.
NOW YOU HAVE A PUTIN OF YOUR
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962. OF PUTIN.
NOW YOU HAVE A PUTIN OF YOUR
OWN.
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963. NOW YOU HAVE A PUTIN OF YOUR
OWN.
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964. OWN.
WELCOME TO THE CLUB!
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965. WELCOME TO THE CLUB!
OH MY GOD, GOD BLESS YOU.
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966. WELCOME TO THE CLUB!
OH MY GOD, GOD BLESS YOU.
HE NEVER HAS, HE NEVER WILL.
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967. OH MY GOD, GOD BLESS YOU.
HE NEVER HAS, HE NEVER WILL.
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968. HE NEVER HAS, HE NEVER WILL.
WELL, I MEAN REALLY, AMERICA.
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969. WELL, I MEAN REALLY, AMERICA.
LISTEN, YOU GUYS HAVE TRUMP.
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970. WELL, I MEAN REALLY, AMERICA.
LISTEN, YOU GUYS HAVE TRUMP.
BUT YOU CALL PUTIN CRAZY.
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971. LISTEN, YOU GUYS HAVE TRUMP.
BUT YOU CALL PUTIN CRAZY.
THAT'S LIKE THE POT CALLING ALL
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972. BUT YOU CALL PUTIN CRAZY.
THAT'S LIKE THE POT CALLING ALL
OF MY TOES BLACK.
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973. THAT'S LIKE THE POT CALLING ALL
OF MY TOES BLACK.
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974. OF MY TOES BLACK.
AT LEAST OUR GUY IS JACKED.
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975. AT LEAST OUR GUY IS JACKED.
HAVE YOU SEEN THAT PHOTO OF
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976. AT LEAST OUR GUY IS JACKED.
HAVE YOU SEEN THAT PHOTO OF
PUTIN SHIRTLESS ON THE HORSE.
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977. HAVE YOU SEEN THAT PHOTO OF
PUTIN SHIRTLESS ON THE HORSE.
I MEAN.
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978. PUTIN SHIRTLESS ON THE HORSE.
I MEAN.
YUMMY-YUM.
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979. I MEAN.
YUMMY-YUM.
YOU THINK PUTIN'S SEXY?
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980. YUMMY-YUM.
YOU THINK PUTIN'S SEXY?
NO, THE HORSE LOOKED
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981. YOU THINK PUTIN'S SEXY?
NO, THE HORSE LOOKED
DELICIOUS.
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982. NO, THE HORSE LOOKED
DELICIOUS.
I'M STARVING.
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983. DELICIOUS.
I'M STARVING.
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984. I'M STARVING.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE FACT
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985. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE FACT
THAT PUTIN ONCE CALLED TRUMP A
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986. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE FACT
THAT PUTIN ONCE CALLED TRUMP A
GENIUS.
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987. THAT PUTIN ONCE CALLED TRUMP A
GENIUS.
YEAH, HAVING PUTIN CALL YOU
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988. GENIUS.
YEAH, HAVING PUTIN CALL YOU
GENIUS IS NOT COMPLIMENT.
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989. YEAH, HAVING PUTIN CALL YOU
GENIUS IS NOT COMPLIMENT.
THAT WOULD BE LIKE IF MY OWN
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990. GENIUS IS NOT COMPLIMENT.
THAT WOULD BE LIKE IF MY OWN
POOP SAID, YOU KNOW WHO SMELLS
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991. THAT WOULD BE LIKE IF MY OWN
POOP SAID, YOU KNOW WHO SMELLS
GOOD, OLYA.
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992. POOP SAID, YOU KNOW WHO SMELLS
GOOD, OLYA.
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993. GOOD, OLYA.
THANK YOU, POOP.
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994. THANK YOU, POOP.
ALL RIGHT, OH, MY GOD WHY ARE
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995. THANK YOU, POOP.
ALL RIGHT, OH, MY GOD WHY ARE
YOU SO GRAY?
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996. ALL RIGHT, OH, MY GOD WHY ARE
YOU SO GRAY?
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997. YOU SO GRAY?
THANK YOU FOR THE VISUAL.
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998. THANK YOU FOR THE VISUAL.
THAT WAS GREAT.
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999. THANK YOU FOR THE VISUAL.
THAT WAS GREAT.
THANK YOU.
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1000. THAT WAS GREAT.
THANK YOU.
COLIN.
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1001. THANK YOU.
COLIN.
CAN I TELL YOU SECRET?
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1002. COLIN.
CAN I TELL YOU SECRET?
SURE.
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1003. CAN I TELL YOU SECRET?
SURE.
OKAY, I HAVE MET THIS
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1004. SURE.
OKAY, I HAVE MET THIS
DONALD TRUMP BEFORE?
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1005. OKAY, I HAVE MET THIS
DONALD TRUMP BEFORE?
YOU MET HIM?
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1006. DONALD TRUMP BEFORE?
YOU MET HIM?
YES, EVERY TEN YEARS HE COMES
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1007. YOU MET HIM?
YES, EVERY TEN YEARS HE COMES
TO MY VILLAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF
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1008. YES, EVERY TEN YEARS HE COMES
TO MY VILLAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE NIGHT TO TAKE A NEW WIFE.
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1009. TO MY VILLAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE NIGHT TO TAKE A NEW WIFE.
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1010. THE NIGHT TO TAKE A NEW WIFE.
YEAH.
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1011. YEAH.
OKAY.
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1012. YEAH.
OKAY.
AND THIS, GET THIS.
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1013. OKAY.
AND THIS, GET THIS.
SO LAST TIME, RIGHT, IT WAS DOWN
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1014. AND THIS, GET THIS.
SO LAST TIME, RIGHT, IT WAS DOWN
TO ME AND MELANIA.
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1015. SO LAST TIME, RIGHT, IT WAS DOWN
TO ME AND MELANIA.
YEAH.
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1016. TO ME AND MELANIA.
YEAH.
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1017. YEAH.
I HEARD HE PICKED HER JUST
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1018. I HEARD HE PICKED HER JUST
BECAUSE SHE HAD TWO EARS.
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1019. I HEARD HE PICKED HER JUST
BECAUSE SHE HAD TWO EARS.
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1020. BECAUSE SHE HAD TWO EARS.
OH.
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1021. OH.
I'M SO JEALOUS OF HER.
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1022. OH.
I'M SO JEALOUS OF HER.
YOU'RE JEALOUS NOW, BECAUSE
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1023. I'M SO JEALOUS OF HER.
YOU'RE JEALOUS NOW, BECAUSE
SHE IS RICH, RIGHT?
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1024. YOU'RE JEALOUS NOW, BECAUSE
SHE IS RICH, RIGHT?
NO,
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1025. SHE IS RICH, RIGHT?
NO,
BECAUSE, I SEE IN HER EYES THAT
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1026. NO,
BECAUSE, I SEE IN HER EYES THAT
SHE'S TRULY DEAD.
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1027. BECAUSE, I SEE IN HER EYES THAT
SHE'S TRULY DEAD.
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1028. SHE'S TRULY DEAD.
OLYA PAVLOWSKY EVERYONE!
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1029. OLYA PAVLOWSKY EVERYONE!
ONE DAY.
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1030. ONE DAY.
ONE DAY.
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1031. ONE DAY.
ONE DAY.
I'M GOOD.
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1032. ONE DAY.
I'M GOOD.
I'M GOOD.
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1033. I'M GOOD.
I'M GOOD.
> A PRISONER IN COLORADO WHO
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1034. I'M GOOD.
> A PRISONER IN COLORADO WHO
WAS CONVICTED OF CRACK
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1035. > A PRISONER IN COLORADO WHO
WAS CONVICTED OF CRACK
POSSESSION DEMANDING A DNA TEST
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1036. WAS CONVICTED OF CRACK
POSSESSION DEMANDING A DNA TEST
CLAIMING TO BE THE BIOLOGICAL
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1037. POSSESSION DEMANDING A DNA TEST
CLAIMING TO BE THE BIOLOGICAL
SON OF PRINCE, OR, HEAR ME OUT.
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1038. CLAIMING TO BE THE BIOLOGICAL
SON OF PRINCE, OR, HEAR ME OUT.
HE IS JUST A CRACK HEAD.
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1039. SON OF PRINCE, OR, HEAR ME OUT.
HE IS JUST A CRACK HEAD.
AWE —
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1040. HE IS JUST A CRACK HEAD.
AWE —
UFO ENTHUSIASTS HAVE DECLARED
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1041. AWE —
UFO ENTHUSIASTS HAVE DECLARED
THAT HILLARY CLINTON THE FIRST
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1042. UFO ENTHUSIASTS HAVE DECLARED
THAT HILLARY CLINTON THE FIRST
E.T.
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1043. THAT HILLARY CLINTON THE FIRST
E.T.
CANDIDATE AFTER SHE PLEDGED TO
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1044. E.T.
CANDIDATE AFTER SHE PLEDGED TO
RELEASE GOVERNMENT FILES ON UFOs
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1045. CANDIDATE AFTER SHE PLEDGED TO
RELEASE GOVERNMENT FILES ON UFOs
AND AREA 51.
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1046. RELEASE GOVERNMENT FILES ON UFOs
AND AREA 51.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE ALIENS KEEP
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1047. AND AREA 51.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE ALIENS KEEP
ALL OF THEIR FILES ON A PRIVATE
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1048. UNFORTUNATELY, THE ALIENS KEEP
ALL OF THEIR FILES ON A PRIVATE
E-MAIL SERVER.
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1049. ALL OF THEIR FILES ON A PRIVATE
E-MAIL SERVER.
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1050. E-MAIL SERVER.
CONSERVATIVES AROUND THE COUNTRY
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1051. CONSERVATIVES AROUND THE COUNTRY
HAVE BEEN INTRODUCING BATHROOM
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1052. CONSERVATIVES AROUND THE COUNTRY
HAVE BEEN INTRODUCING BATHROOM
BILLS TO PREVENT TRANSGENDER
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1053. HAVE BEEN INTRODUCING BATHROOM
BILLS TO PREVENT TRANSGENDER
PEOPLE FROM USING BATHROOM OF
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1054. BILLS TO PREVENT TRANSGENDER
PEOPLE FROM USING BATHROOM OF
THEIR CHOICE.
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1055. PEOPLE FROM USING BATHROOM OF
THEIR CHOICE.
SO I GUESS THEIR POINT IS, IF
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1056. THEIR CHOICE.
SO I GUESS THEIR POINT IS, IF
YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE AND YOU WERE
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1057. SO I GUESS THEIR POINT IS, IF
YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE AND YOU WERE
BORN A MAN YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED
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1058. YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE AND YOU WERE
BORN A MAN YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED
TO SNEAK INTO THE WOMEN'S ROOM
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1059. BORN A MAN YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED
TO SNEAK INTO THE WOMEN'S ROOM
AND ATTACK GIRLS.
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1060. TO SNEAK INTO THE WOMEN'S ROOM
AND ATTACK GIRLS.
YOU HAVE GOT TO STAY IN THE
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1061. AND ATTACK GIRLS.
YOU HAVE GOT TO STAY IN THE
MEN'S ROOM AND ATTACK BOYS.
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1062. YOU HAVE GOT TO STAY IN THE
MEN'S ROOM AND ATTACK BOYS.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE HAVE
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1063. MEN'S ROOM AND ATTACK BOYS.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE HAVE
ANY BATHROOM LAWS ANYMORE.
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1064. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE HAVE
ANY BATHROOM LAWS ANYMORE.
ANY ONE COULD WALK INTO ANY
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1065. ANY BATHROOM LAWS ANYMORE.
ANY ONE COULD WALK INTO ANY
BATHROOM AT ANY TIME.
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1066. ANY ONE COULD WALK INTO ANY
BATHROOM AT ANY TIME.
IF I AM IN A MEXICAN RESTAURANT.
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1067. BATHROOM AT ANY TIME.
IF I AM IN A MEXICAN RESTAURANT.
I CHOOSE THE WRONG DOOR 50% OF
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1068. IF I AM IN A MEXICAN RESTAURANT.
I CHOOSE THE WRONG DOOR 50% OF
THE TIME.
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1069. I CHOOSE THE WRONG DOOR 50% OF
THE TIME.
MY SPANISH JUST ISN'T THAT GOOD.
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1070. THE TIME.
MY SPANISH JUST ISN'T THAT GOOD.
I THINK THE REAL IRONY OF THIS
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1071. MY SPANISH JUST ISN'T THAT GOOD.
I THINK THE REAL IRONY OF THIS
BATHROOM BILL IS THAT BATHROOM
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1072. I THINK THE REAL IRONY OF THIS
BATHROOM BILL IS THAT BATHROOM
BILL SOUND LIKE THE PERFECT NAME
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1073. BATHROOM BILL IS THAT BATHROOM
BILL SOUND LIKE THE PERFECT NAME
FOR A RESTAURANT PERVERT.
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1074. BILL SOUND LIKE THE PERFECT NAME
FOR A RESTAURANT PERVERT.
BATHROOM BILL IN HERE PEEKING
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1075. FOR A RESTAURANT PERVERT.
BATHROOM BILL IN HERE PEEKING
UNDER THE STALLS.
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1076. BATHROOM BILL IN HERE PEEKING
UNDER THE STALLS.
GET OF HERE.
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1077. UNDER THE STALLS.
GET OF HERE.
DON'T JUST PUT ON A WIG AND COME
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1078. GET OF HERE.
DON'T JUST PUT ON A WIG AND COME
BACK AS BATHROOM JILL.
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1079. DON'T JUST PUT ON A WIG AND COME
BACK AS BATHROOM JILL.
MEXICAN RESTAURANTS DON'T
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1080. BACK AS BATHROOM JILL.
MEXICAN RESTAURANTS DON'T
HAVE PICTURES.
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1081. MEXICAN RESTAURANTS DON'T
HAVE PICTURES.
SCULPTURE OF KNEELING ADOLF
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1082. HAVE PICTURES.
SCULPTURE OF KNEELING ADOLF
HITLER WAS SOLD AT AUCTION FOR
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1083. SCULPTURE OF KNEELING ADOLF
HITLER WAS SOLD AT AUCTION FOR
MORE THAN $17 MILLION.
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1084. HITLER WAS SOLD AT AUCTION FOR
MORE THAN $17 MILLION.
DEPICTS HITLER ON HIS KNEES
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1085. MORE THAN $17 MILLION.
DEPICTS HITLER ON HIS KNEES
BEGGING PEOPLE TO STOP COMPARING
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1086. DEPICTS HITLER ON HIS KNEES
BEGGING PEOPLE TO STOP COMPARING
HIM TO DONALD TRUMP.
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1087. BEGGING PEOPLE TO STOP COMPARING
HIM TO DONALD TRUMP.
FORTUNATELY, IT WAS SOLD TO A
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1088. HIM TO DONALD TRUMP.
FORTUNATELY, IT WAS SOLD TO A
JEWISH MAN WHO WAS ABOUT TO HAVE
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1089. FORTUNATELY, IT WAS SOLD TO A
JEWISH MAN WHO WAS ABOUT TO HAVE
THE GREATEST SNAP CHAT OF ALL
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1090. JEWISH MAN WHO WAS ABOUT TO HAVE
THE GREATEST SNAP CHAT OF ALL
TIME.
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1091. THE GREATEST SNAP CHAT OF ALL
TIME.
THERE'S AN INSPIRATIONAL
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1092. TIME.
THERE'S AN INSPIRATIONAL
VIDEO THAT'S GONE VIRAL CALLED,
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1093. THERE'S AN INSPIRATIONAL
VIDEO THAT'S GONE VIRAL CALLED,
"IT'S NEVER TOO LATE," WHICH
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1094. VIDEO THAT'S GONE VIRAL CALLED,
"IT'S NEVER TOO LATE," WHICH
CLAIMS YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD TO
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1095. "IT'S NEVER TOO LATE," WHICH
CLAIMS YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD TO
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS.
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1096. CLAIMS YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD TO
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS.
HERE TO COMMENT IS OUR OWN
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1097. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS.
HERE TO COMMENT IS OUR OWN
LESLIE JONES.
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1098. HERE TO COMMENT IS OUR OWN
LESLIE JONES.
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1099. LESLIE JONES.
YEAH.
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1100. YEAH.
THANK YOU, COLIN.
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1101. YEAH.
THANK YOU, COLIN.
GREAT TO BE HERE.
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1102. THANK YOU, COLIN.
GREAT TO BE HERE.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
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1103. GREAT TO BE HERE.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
OH, COLLIN.
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1104. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
OH, COLLIN.
OH.
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1105. OH, COLLIN.
OH.
COME ON.
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1106. OH.
COME ON.
BUT MAN, I AM 48.
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1107. COME ON.
BUT MAN, I AM 48.
AND LAST MONTH I TORE MY ACL
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1108. BUT MAN, I AM 48.
AND LAST MONTH I TORE MY ACL
PLAYING A NINJA IN A COMEDY
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1109. AND LAST MONTH I TORE MY ACL
PLAYING A NINJA IN A COMEDY
SKETCH.
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1110. PLAYING A NINJA IN A COMEDY
SKETCH.
MY WHOLE LIFE I WANTED TO BE A
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1111. SKETCH.
MY WHOLE LIFE I WANTED TO BE A
NINJA.
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1112. MY WHOLE LIFE I WANTED TO BE A
NINJA.
MY 48-YEAR-OLD KNEE WAS LIKE,
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1113. NINJA.
MY 48-YEAR-OLD KNEE WAS LIKE,
BITCH, YOU ISI NOT A NINJA.
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1114. MY 48-YEAR-OLD KNEE WAS LIKE,
BITCH, YOU ISI NOT A NINJA.
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1115. BITCH, YOU ISI NOT A NINJA.
THE ONLY THING YOU DO IN BLACK
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1116. THE ONLY THING YOU DO IN BLACK
PAJAMAS IS WATCH "THE CHEW."
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1117. THE ONLY THING YOU DO IN BLACK
PAJAMAS IS WATCH "THE CHEW."
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1118. PAJAMAS IS WATCH "THE CHEW."
BUT THAT VIDEO MADE ME REALIZE
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1119. BUT THAT VIDEO MADE ME REALIZE
YOU CAN ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS AT
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1120. BUT THAT VIDEO MADE ME REALIZE
YOU CAN ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS AT
ANY AGE.
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1121. YOU CAN ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS AT
ANY AGE.
YOU KNOW?
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1122. ANY AGE.
YOU KNOW?
DID YOU KNOW THAT HARRISON FORD
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1123. YOU KNOW?
DID YOU KNOW THAT HARRISON FORD
AT 30 WAS A CARPENTER.
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1124. DID YOU KNOW THAT HARRISON FORD
AT 30 WAS A CARPENTER.
VERA WANG DIDN'T DESIGN HER
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1125. AT 30 WAS A CARPENTER.
VERA WANG DIDN'T DESIGN HER
FIRST DRESS UNTIL SHE WAS 40.
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1126. VERA WANG DIDN'T DESIGN HER
FIRST DRESS UNTIL SHE WAS 40.
EVEN CAP CHIN — CAP CHIN CRUNCH
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1127. FIRST DRESS UNTIL SHE WAS 40.
EVEN CAP CHIN — CAP CHIN CRUNCH
JOINED THE NAVY AT 50.
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1128. EVEN CAP CHIN — CAP CHIN CRUNCH
JOINED THE NAVY AT 50.
ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT YOU YOUNG
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1129. JOINED THE NAVY AT 50.
ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT YOU YOUNG
ONES IS RUNNING AROUND HERE
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1130. ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT YOU YOUNG
ONES IS RUNNING AROUND HERE
TRYING TO BE SOMEBODY WHEN YOU
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1131. ONES IS RUNNING AROUND HERE
TRYING TO BE SOMEBODY WHEN YOU
DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE YET.
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1132. TRYING TO BE SOMEBODY WHEN YOU
DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE YET.
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO OPRAH
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1133. DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE YET.
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO OPRAH
AT 23.
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1134. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO OPRAH
AT 23.
SHE GOT FIRED.
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1135. AT 23.
SHE GOT FIRED.
IFFAGE IN FIRING OPRAH.
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1136. SHE GOT FIRED.
IFFAGE IN FIRING OPRAH.
WELL, THAT WAS A MISTAKE.
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1137. IFFAGE IN FIRING OPRAH.
WELL, THAT WAS A MISTAKE.
NO IT WASN'T.
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1138. WELL, THAT WAS A MISTAKE.
NO IT WASN'T.
BECAUSE THE SHE WASN'T OPRAH.
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1139. NO IT WASN'T.
BECAUSE THE SHE WASN'T OPRAH.
SHE WAS JUST SOME 23-YEAR-OLD
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1140. BECAUSE THE SHE WASN'T OPRAH.
SHE WAS JUST SOME 23-YEAR-OLD
PUNK WHO NEEDED TO GET FIRED SO
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1141. SHE WAS JUST SOME 23-YEAR-OLD
PUNK WHO NEEDED TO GET FIRED SO
SHE COULD BECOME OPRAH.
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1142. PUNK WHO NEEDED TO GET FIRED SO
SHE COULD BECOME OPRAH.
SOME TIMES YOU HAVE GOT TO FAIL
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1143. SHE COULD BECOME OPRAH.
SOME TIMES YOU HAVE GOT TO FAIL
TO SUCCEED.
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1144. SOME TIMES YOU HAVE GOT TO FAIL
TO SUCCEED.
WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 23?
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1145. TO SUCCEED.
WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 23?
MAN, I DON'T KNOW.
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1146. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 23?
MAN, I DON'T KNOW.
MY FIRST PART OF MY 20s WAS LIKE
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1147. MAN, I DON'T KNOW.
MY FIRST PART OF MY 20s WAS LIKE
A SEXUAL BLUR.
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1148. MY FIRST PART OF MY 20s WAS LIKE
A SEXUAL BLUR.
YOU KNOW?
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1149. A SEXUAL BLUR.
YOU KNOW?
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1150. YOU KNOW?
THERE WAS SOME JOBS.
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1151. THERE WAS SOME JOBS.
LIKE, TEMP JOBS.
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1152. THERE WAS SOME JOBS.
LIKE, TEMP JOBS.
UPS.
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1153. LIKE, TEMP JOBS.
UPS.
I WAS GLAD I GOT FIRED.
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1154. UPS.
I WAS GLAD I GOT FIRED.
YOU KNOW, LORNE MICHAELS,
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1155. I WAS GLAD I GOT FIRED.
YOU KNOW, LORNE MICHAELS,
CREATED "SNL" 41 YEARS AGO.
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1156. YOU KNOW, LORNE MICHAELS,
CREATED "SNL" 41 YEARS AGO.
BUT MAYBE IF HE WAS FIRED LIKE
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1157. CREATED "SNL" 41 YEARS AGO.
BUT MAYBE IF HE WAS FIRED LIKE
OPRAH, HE WOULDN'T STILL BE
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1158. BUT MAYBE IF HE WAS FIRED LIKE
OPRAH, HE WOULDN'T STILL BE
WORKING THE SAME DAMN JOB.
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1159. OPRAH, HE WOULDN'T STILL BE
WORKING THE SAME DAMN JOB.
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1160. WORKING THE SAME DAMN JOB.
OUR GENERATION IS MUCH
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1161. OUR GENERATION IS MUCH
HEALTHIER NOW.
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1162. OUR GENERATION IS MUCH
HEALTHIER NOW.
MY DAD DIDN'T HYDRATE, HE DRANK
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1163. HEALTHIER NOW.
MY DAD DIDN'T HYDRATE, HE DRANK
SCOTCH.
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1164. MY DAD DIDN'T HYDRATE, HE DRANK
SCOTCH.
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1165. SCOTCH.
MY DAD DIDN'T EXERCISE.
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1166. MY DAD DIDN'T EXERCISE.
HE DRANK SCOTCH.
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1167. MY DAD DIDN'T EXERCISE.
HE DRANK SCOTCH.
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1168. HE DRANK SCOTCH.
PEOPLE TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES
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1169. PEOPLE TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES
NOW.
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1170. PEOPLE TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES
NOW.
WE DO PILATES, WE GOT
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1171. NOW.
WE DO PILATES, WE GOT
JAMIE LEE CURTIS TO KEEP US
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1172. WE DO PILATES, WE GOT
JAMIE LEE CURTIS TO KEEP US
REGULAR.
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1173. JAMIE LEE CURTIS TO KEEP US
REGULAR.
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1174. REGULAR.
WE DO YOGA.
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1175. WE DO YOGA.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
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1176. WE DO YOGA.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
YOU DO YOGA.
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1177. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
YOU DO YOGA.
PILATE.
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1178. YOU DO YOGA.
PILATE.
YOU DO YOGA.
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1179. PILATE.
YOU DO YOGA.
WELL, NAMASTE.
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1180. YOU DO YOGA.
WELL, NAMASTE.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE YOGA
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1181. WELL, NAMASTE.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE YOGA
POSITION?
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1182. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE YOGA
POSITION?
DOWNWARD FACING COLIN.
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1183. POSITION?
DOWNWARD FACING COLIN.
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1184. DOWNWARD FACING COLIN.
I JUST WANT TO NAMA YOUR STE,
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1185. I JUST WANT TO NAMA YOUR STE,
BOO!
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1186. I JUST WANT TO NAMA YOUR STE,
BOO!
> NEW YORK MAYOR BILL DE
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1187. BOO!
> NEW YORK MAYOR BILL DE
BLASIO ANNOUNCED A PLAN TO HELP
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1188. > NEW YORK MAYOR BILL DE
BLASIO ANNOUNCED A PLAN TO HELP
REDUCE THE DEER POPULATION ON
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1189. BLASIO ANNOUNCED A PLAN TO HELP
REDUCE THE DEER POPULATION ON
STATEN ISLAND GIVING THE MALE
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1190. REDUCE THE DEER POPULATION ON
STATEN ISLAND GIVING THE MALE
DEERS VASECTOMIES, SINCE DEER
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1191. STATEN ISLAND GIVING THE MALE
DEERS VASECTOMIES, SINCE DEER
ABORTIONS ARE ILLEGAL DUE TO THE
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1192. DEERS VASECTOMIES, SINCE DEER
ABORTIONS ARE ILLEGAL DUE TO THE
CASE OF DOE VS.
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1193. ABORTIONS ARE ILLEGAL DUE TO THE
CASE OF DOE VS.
WADE.
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1194. CASE OF DOE VS.
WADE.
> A MAN WAS SAVED WHEN
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1195. WADE.
> A MAN WAS SAVED WHEN
DOMINO'S PIZZA CONCERNED ABOUT
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1196. > A MAN WAS SAVED WHEN
DOMINO'S PIZZA CONCERNED ABOUT
HIS ORDER.
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1197. DOMINO'S PIZZA CONCERNED ABOUT
HIS ORDER.
PART OF DOMINO'S NEW SLOGAN, YOU
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1198. HIS ORDER.
PART OF DOMINO'S NEW SLOGAN, YOU
DIE WHEN WE SAY YOU DIE.
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1199. PART OF DOMINO'S NEW SLOGAN, YOU
DIE WHEN WE SAY YOU DIE.
> BEYONCE MADE AN ALBUM CALLED
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1200. DIE WHEN WE SAY YOU DIE.
> BEYONCE MADE AN ALBUM CALLED
LEMONADE WHICH HIGHLIGHTS
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1201. > BEYONCE MADE AN ALBUM CALLED
LEMONADE WHICH HIGHLIGHTS
JAY-Z'S INFIDELITY AND THAT
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1202. LEMONADE WHICH HIGHLIGHTS
JAY-Z'S INFIDELITY AND THAT
ADVICE AT A SECRET RAPPER'S
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1203. JAY-Z'S INFIDELITY AND THAT
ADVICE AT A SECRET RAPPER'S
MEETING.
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1204. ADVICE AT A SECRET RAPPER'S
MEETING.
HERE TO TALK MORE ABOUT THIS, IS
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1205. MEETING.
HERE TO TALK MORE ABOUT THIS, IS
OUR OWN JAY PHAROAH.
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1206. HERE TO TALK MORE ABOUT THIS, IS
OUR OWN JAY PHAROAH.
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1207. OUR OWN JAY PHAROAH.
WHAT UP, JAY.
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1208. WHAT UP, JAY.
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON JAY, SO
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1209. WHAT UP, JAY.
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON JAY, SO
YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THERE'S A
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1210. HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON JAY, SO
YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THERE'S A
SECRET RAPPER'S MEETING?
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1211. YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THERE'S A
SECRET RAPPER'S MEETING?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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1212. SECRET RAPPER'S MEETING?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
WE MEET UP EVERY THREE MONTHS.
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1213. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
WE MEET UP EVERY THREE MONTHS.
AT P DIDDY'S ABOVE GROUND
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1214. WE MEET UP EVERY THREE MONTHS.
AT P DIDDY'S ABOVE GROUND
SUBMARINE.
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1215. AT P DIDDY'S ABOVE GROUND
SUBMARINE.
REALLY?
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1216. SUBMARINE.
REALLY?
WELL, TELL US WHAT HAPPENED.
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1217. REALLY?
WELL, TELL US WHAT HAPPENED.
FIRST, JAY Z GOT UP, RIGHT.
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1218. WELL, TELL US WHAT HAPPENED.
FIRST, JAY Z GOT UP, RIGHT.
AND HE WAS LIKE, YEAH, UH UH UH.
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1219. FIRST, JAY Z GOT UP, RIGHT.
AND HE WAS LIKE, YEAH, UH UH UH.
YEAH, SO DEFINITELY.
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1220. AND HE WAS LIKE, YEAH, UH UH UH.
YEAH, SO DEFINITELY.
ME AND BEYONCE ARE LIKE BEEFING,
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1221. YEAH, SO DEFINITELY.
ME AND BEYONCE ARE LIKE BEEFING,
YOU KNOW.
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1222. ME AND BEYONCE ARE LIKE BEEFING,
YOU KNOW.
I'M TIRED OF SLEEPING IN BLUE'S
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1223. YOU KNOW.
I'M TIRED OF SLEEPING IN BLUE'S
WINE CELLAR.
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1224. I'M TIRED OF SLEEPING IN BLUE'S
WINE CELLAR.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
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1225. WINE CELLAR.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
I'M SORRY.
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1226. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
I'M SORRY.
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1227. I'M SORRY.
AND THEN 50 STARTED LAUGHING.
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1228. AND THEN 50 STARTED LAUGHING.
AND THAT'S WHEN 50 WAS LIKE,
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1229. AND THEN 50 STARTED LAUGHING.
AND THAT'S WHEN 50 WAS LIKE,
HA-HA-HA HA-HA.
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1230. AND THAT'S WHEN 50 WAS LIKE,
HA-HA-HA HA-HA.
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1231. HA-HA-HA HA-HA.
AND WHAT UP?
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1232. AND WHAT UP?
HEY, JAY, MAYBE YOU NEED TO
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1233. AND WHAT UP?
HEY, JAY, MAYBE YOU NEED TO
APOLOGIZE, JUST A LITTLE BIT.
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1234. HEY, JAY, MAYBE YOU NEED TO
APOLOGIZE, JUST A LITTLE BIT.
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1235. APOLOGIZE, JUST A LITTLE BIT.
TRUST ME, I'M GOOD WITH WOMEN.
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1236. TRUST ME, I'M GOOD WITH WOMEN.
I GOT VIVICA FOX TO EAT MY BUTT.
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1237. TRUST ME, I'M GOOD WITH WOMEN.
I GOT VIVICA FOX TO EAT MY BUTT.
HA-HA-HA-HA.
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1238. I GOT VIVICA FOX TO EAT MY BUTT.
HA-HA-HA-HA.
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1239. HA-HA-HA-HA.
SO, 50 CENT WAS THERE?
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1240. SO, 50 CENT WAS THERE?
YEAH.
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1241. SO, 50 CENT WAS THERE?
YEAH.
AND THEN TI SAYS, AYE, AYE, AYE,
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1242. YEAH.
AND THEN TI SAYS, AYE, AYE, AYE,
BEYONCE HAS TO REMEMBER THE
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1243. AND THEN TI SAYS, AYE, AYE, AYE,
BEYONCE HAS TO REMEMBER THE
OBSTACLES OF THESE PARTICULAR
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1244. BEYONCE HAS TO REMEMBER THE
OBSTACLES OF THESE PARTICULAR
CIRCUMSTANCES.
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1245. OBSTACLES OF THESE PARTICULAR
CIRCUMSTANCES.
HEY, YO, YO, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
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1246. CIRCUMSTANCES.
HEY, YO, YO, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT TI SAID, YOU KNOW, BUT IF
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1247. HEY, YO, YO, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT TI SAID, YOU KNOW, BUT IF
HE WAS A BROTHER LIKE ME,
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1248. WHAT TI SAID, YOU KNOW, BUT IF
HE WAS A BROTHER LIKE ME,
SOMEBODY GOT TO ASK YOUR GIRL,
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1249. HE WAS A BROTHER LIKE ME,
SOMEBODY GOT TO ASK YOUR GIRL,
WHAT YOU REALLY WANT?
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1250. SOMEBODY GOT TO ASK YOUR GIRL,
WHAT YOU REALLY WANT?
AND THEN WAYNE WAS LIKE, IT IS
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1251. WHAT YOU REALLY WANT?
AND THEN WAYNE WAS LIKE, IT IS
WEEZA BABY, AND BEYONCE IS A BAD
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1252. AND THEN WAYNE WAS LIKE, IT IS
WEEZA BABY, AND BEYONCE IS A BAD
CHICK AND YOU NEED TO PATCH IT,
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1253. WEEZA BABY, AND BEYONCE IS A BAD
CHICK AND YOU NEED TO PATCH IT,
UH-HUH, UH-HUH, YEAH, YEAH,
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1254. CHICK AND YOU NEED TO PATCH IT,
UH-HUH, UH-HUH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH.
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1255. UH-HUH, UH-HUH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH.
WERE THERE ANY RAPPERS I
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1256. YEAH.
WERE THERE ANY RAPPERS I
LIKE?
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1257. WERE THERE ANY RAPPERS I
LIKE?
LIKE, YOU KNOW, WILL SMITH?
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1258. LIKE?
LIKE, YOU KNOW, WILL SMITH?
OH, DAMN, THAT'S CRAZY
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1259. LIKE, YOU KNOW, WILL SMITH?
OH, DAMN, THAT'S CRAZY
INSANE.
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1260. OH, DAMN, THAT'S CRAZY
INSANE.
CHECK IT OUT, MIAMI.
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1261. INSANE.
CHECK IT OUT, MIAMI.
OOH-HOO.
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1262. CHECK IT OUT, MIAMI.
OOH-HOO.
YEP, YEP.
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1263. OOH-HOO.
YEP, YEP.
I GOT MY MONEY'S WORTH.
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1264. YEP, YEP.
I GOT MY MONEY'S WORTH.
SON OF A GUN.
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1265. I GOT MY MONEY'S WORTH.
SON OF A GUN.
YOU FOOL.
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1266. SON OF A GUN.
YOU FOOL.
WERE ANY WOMEN THERE?
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1267. YOU FOOL.
WERE ANY WOMEN THERE?
NICKI MINAJ WAS THERE.
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1268. WERE ANY WOMEN THERE?
NICKI MINAJ WAS THERE.
SHE WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOD, LIKE,
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1269. NICKI MINAJ WAS THERE.
SHE WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOD, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, NEVER WOULD CHEAT ON
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1270. SHE WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOD, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, NEVER WOULD CHEAT ON
ME.
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1271. YOU KNOW, NEVER WOULD CHEAT ON
ME.
IF HE DOES — THEN I'LL KILL
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1272. ME.
IF HE DOES — THEN I'LL KILL
HIM!
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1273. IF HE DOES — THEN I'LL KILL
HIM!
AND THEN, AND THEN, DRAKE WAS
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1274. HIM!
AND THEN, AND THEN, DRAKE WAS
LIKE, I MEAN, LIKE, OH YEAH, OH
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1275. AND THEN, AND THEN, DRAKE WAS
LIKE, I MEAN, LIKE, OH YEAH, OH
YEAH, OH YEAH, I NEED — I MEAN
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1276. LIKE, I MEAN, LIKE, OH YEAH, OH
YEAH, OH YEAH, I NEED — I MEAN
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG AND
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1277. YEAH, OH YEAH, I NEED — I MEAN
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG AND
RELAX AND ALL THAT, YOU KNOW.
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1278. CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG AND
RELAX AND ALL THAT, YOU KNOW.
HOLD ON, WAIT.
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1279. RELAX AND ALL THAT, YOU KNOW.
HOLD ON, WAIT.
I DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT.
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1280. HOLD ON, WAIT.
I DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT.
JUST RELAX.
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1281. I DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT.
JUST RELAX.
YEAH, BRO, YOU DO SOUND LIKE
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1282. JUST RELAX.
YEAH, BRO, YOU DO SOUND LIKE
THAT.
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1283. YEAH, BRO, YOU DO SOUND LIKE
THAT.
YOU CAN'T DO MY VOICE.
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1284. THAT.
YOU CAN'T DO MY VOICE.
I CAN DO YOUR VOICE JUST LIKE
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1285. YOU CAN'T DO MY VOICE.
I CAN DO YOUR VOICE JUST LIKE
THAT.
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1286. I CAN DO YOUR VOICE JUST LIKE
THAT.
I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW.
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1287. THAT.
I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW.
YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE ME.
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1288. I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW.
YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE ME.
AWE SAY, OH YEAH.
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1289. YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE ME.
AWE SAY, OH YEAH.
OH YEAH.
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1290. AWE SAY, OH YEAH.
OH YEAH.
DRAKE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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1291. OH YEAH.
DRAKE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
GOOD NIGHT!
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1292. DRAKE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
GOOD NIGHT!
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1293. > WHAT UP?
WHAT UP?
WHAT UP?
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1294. WHAT UP?
WHAT UP?
I'M YOUR HOST, DARNELL HAYES.
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1295. WHAT UP?
I'M YOUR HOST, DARNELL HAYES.
AMIR.
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1296. I'M YOUR HOST, DARNELL HAYES.
AMIR.
WHAT UP, BRO, BRO.
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1297. AMIR.
WHAT UP, BRO, BRO.
KEELY.
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1298. WHAT UP, BRO, BRO.
KEELY.
HI.
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1299. KEELY.
HI.
AND JARED.
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1300. HI.
AND JARED.
YEAH, IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY
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1301. AND JARED.
YEAH, IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY
GOOD TO BE HERE, DOG.
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1302. YEAH, IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY
GOOD TO BE HERE, DOG.
I COULDN'T TAKE THE TCC.
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1303. GOOD TO BE HERE, DOG.
I COULDN'T TAKE THE TCC.
BUT I MADE IT OVER ANYWAYS.
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1304. I COULDN'T TAKE THE TCC.
BUT I MADE IT OVER ANYWAYS.
SO I'M EXCITED.
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1305. BUT I MADE IT OVER ANYWAYS.
SO I'M EXCITED.
DOG.
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1306. SO I'M EXCITED.
DOG.
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOUR
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1307. DOG.
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOUR
ACCENT THERE, JARED?
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1308. WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOUR
ACCENT THERE, JARED?
I'M CANADIAN.
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1309. ACCENT THERE, JARED?
I'M CANADIAN.
FROM TORONTO.
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1310. I'M CANADIAN.
FROM TORONTO.
I'M READY TO, I CAME TO PLAY.
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1311. FROM TORONTO.
I'M READY TO, I CAME TO PLAY.
SO LET'S DO THIS, ALL RIGHT?
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1312. I'M READY TO, I CAME TO PLAY.
SO LET'S DO THIS, ALL RIGHT?
WAIT, YOU ARE A BLACK
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1313. SO LET'S DO THIS, ALL RIGHT?
WAIT, YOU ARE A BLACK
CANADIAN?
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1314. WAIT, YOU ARE A BLACK
CANADIAN?
OBVIOUSLY, DAWG, LIKE, YO,
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1315. CANADIAN?
OBVIOUSLY, DAWG, LIKE, YO,
THERE IS THOUSAND OF US.
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1316. OBVIOUSLY, DAWG, LIKE, YO,
THERE IS THOUSAND OF US.
SURE YOU MET A FEW OF US BEFORE.
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1317. THERE IS THOUSAND OF US.
SURE YOU MET A FEW OF US BEFORE.
NO.
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1318. SURE YOU MET A FEW OF US BEFORE.
NO.
NEVER MET ONE.
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1319. NO.
NEVER MET ONE.
WELL, GOOD LUCK TO YOU.
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1320. NEVER MET ONE.
WELL, GOOD LUCK TO YOU.
LET'S CHECK OUT CATEGORIES.
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1321. WELL, GOOD LUCK TO YOU.
LET'S CHECK OUT CATEGORIES.
WE GOT — IF IT IS SUNDAY.
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1322. LET'S CHECK OUT CATEGORIES.
WE GOT — IF IT IS SUNDAY.
ALL RIGHT, AMIR, YOU ARE OUR
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1323. WE GOT — IF IT IS SUNDAY.
ALL RIGHT, AMIR, YOU ARE OUR
RETURNING CHAMP, YOU PICK.
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1324. ALL RIGHT, AMIR, YOU ARE OUR
RETURNING CHAMP, YOU PICK.
OKAY.
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1325. RETURNING CHAMP, YOU PICK.
OKAY.
OKAY, LET'S DO IF IT'S SUNDAY
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1326. OKAY.
OKAY, LET'S DO IF IT'S SUNDAY
FOR $200.
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1327. OKAY, LET'S DO IF IT'S SUNDAY
FOR $200.
ALL RIGHT.
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1328. FOR $200.
ALL RIGHT.
IF IT'S SUNDAY, UNCLE TRE IS
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1329. ALL RIGHT.
IF IT'S SUNDAY, UNCLE TRE IS
GOING TO BE WEARING THIS.
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1330. IF IT'S SUNDAY, UNCLE TRE IS
GOING TO BE WEARING THIS.
AMIR.
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1331. GOING TO BE WEARING THIS.
AMIR.
WHAT IS A KNEE LENGTH EASTER
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1332. AMIR.
WHAT IS A KNEE LENGTH EASTER
SUIT?
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1333. WHAT IS A KNEE LENGTH EASTER
SUIT?
YEAH, LONG AS HELL.
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1334. SUIT?
YEAH, LONG AS HELL.
WITH A WHOLE MESS OF BUTTONS.
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1335. YEAH, LONG AS HELL.
WITH A WHOLE MESS OF BUTTONS.
ALL RIGHT.
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1336. WITH A WHOLE MESS OF BUTTONS.
ALL RIGHT.
YOUR PICK, AMIR.
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1337. ALL RIGHT.
YOUR PICK, AMIR.
LET'S GO TO OH, SNAP FOR
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1338. YOUR PICK, AMIR.
LET'S GO TO OH, SNAP FOR
$200.
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1339. LET'S GO TO OH, SNAP FOR
$200.
ALL RIGHT.
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1340. $200.
ALL RIGHT.
OH, SNAP, IS THAT YOUR HAIR?
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1341. ALL RIGHT.
OH, SNAP, IS THAT YOUR HAIR?
KEELY?
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1342. OH, SNAP, IS THAT YOUR HAIR?
KEELY?
WHAT IS — IT'S MINE BECAUSE
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1343. KEELY?
WHAT IS — IT'S MINE BECAUSE
I BOUGHT IT.
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1344. WHAT IS — IT'S MINE BECAUSE
I BOUGHT IT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
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1345. I BOUGHT IT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
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1346. THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
SHOW THEM THE RECEIPT.
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1347. THAT'S RIGHT.
SHOW THEM THE RECEIPT.
YOU KNOW?
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1348. SHOW THEM THE RECEIPT.
YOU KNOW?
ALL RIGHT, THE BOARD IS YOURS,
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1349. YOU KNOW?
ALL RIGHT, THE BOARD IS YOURS,
KEELY.
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1350. ALL RIGHT, THE BOARD IS YOURS,
KEELY.
LET'S STAY WITH OH, SNAP.
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1351. KEELY.
LET'S STAY WITH OH, SNAP.
FOR $400.
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1352. LET'S STAY WITH OH, SNAP.
FOR $400.
OH, SNAP, I WANT TO SEE HIS
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1353. FOR $400.
OH, SNAP, I WANT TO SEE HIS
FACE WHEN SHE FINDS HIM.
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1354. OH, SNAP, I WANT TO SEE HIS
FACE WHEN SHE FINDS HIM.
AMIR.
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1355. FACE WHEN SHE FINDS HIM.
AMIR.
WHO IS JAY-Z?
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1356. AMIR.
WHO IS JAY-Z?
RIGHT.
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1357. WHO IS JAY-Z?
RIGHT.
YEAH, I GUESS HE GOT 100
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1358. RIGHT.
YEAH, I GUESS HE GOT 100
PROBLEMS NOW.
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1359. YEAH, I GUESS HE GOT 100
PROBLEMS NOW.
YOU PICK, AMIR.
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1360. PROBLEMS NOW.
YOU PICK, AMIR.
COOL, COOL, COOL.
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1361. YOU PICK, AMIR.
COOL, COOL, COOL.
STAY WITH OH SNAP FOR $600.
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1362. COOL, COOL, COOL.
STAY WITH OH SNAP FOR $600.
OKAY.
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1363. STAY WITH OH SNAP FOR $600.
OKAY.
OH, SNAP.
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1364. OKAY.
OH, SNAP.
THIS COMEDIAN WAS CRAZY IN THE
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1365. OH, SNAP.
THIS COMEDIAN WAS CRAZY IN THE
80s WITH HIS RAW AND DELIRIOUS
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1366. THIS COMEDIAN WAS CRAZY IN THE
80s WITH HIS RAW AND DELIRIOUS
ROUTINES.
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1367. 80s WITH HIS RAW AND DELIRIOUS
ROUTINES.
JARED.
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1368. ROUTINES.
JARED.
HE IS HILARIOUS, DOG.
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1369. JARED.
HE IS HILARIOUS, DOG.
WHO IS RICK MORANIS.
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1370. HE IS HILARIOUS, DOG.
WHO IS RICK MORANIS.
NO, BUT, GOOD TRY, JARED.
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1371. WHO IS RICK MORANIS.
NO, BUT, GOOD TRY, JARED.
THINK OF ANOTHER CATEGORY.
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1372. NO, BUT, GOOD TRY, JARED.
THINK OF ANOTHER CATEGORY.
ALL RIGHT.
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1373. THINK OF ANOTHER CATEGORY.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S JUST GO TO BRO FOR $200.
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1374. ALL RIGHT.
LET'S JUST GO TO BRO FOR $200.
IT'S BRUH.
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1375. LET'S JUST GO TO BRO FOR $200.
IT'S BRUH.
ALL RIGHT.
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1376. IT'S BRUH.
ALL RIGHT.
BRUH.
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1377. ALL RIGHT.
BRUH.
HE THOUGHT THE BEST WAY TO GET
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1378. BRUH.
HE THOUGHT THE BEST WAY TO GET
THAT FAME WAS TO BE A WOMAN.
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1379. HE THOUGHT THE BEST WAY TO GET
THAT FAME WAS TO BE A WOMAN.
JARED?
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1380. THAT FAME WAS TO BE A WOMAN.
JARED?
WHO IS CAITLYN JENNER?
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1381. JARED?
WHO IS CAITLYN JENNER?
NO, HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR
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1382. WHO IS CAITLYN JENNER?
NO, HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR
CHOICE.
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1383. NO, HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR
CHOICE.
KEELY?
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1384. CHOICE.
KEELY?
WHO IS TYLER PERRY.
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1385. KEELY?
WHO IS TYLER PERRY.
THAT E IT.
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1386. WHO IS TYLER PERRY.
THAT E IT.
YEAH.
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1387. THAT E IT.
YEAH.
YEAH.
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1388. YEAH.
YEAH.
I MEAN HE DID EIGHT MOVIES IN A
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1389. YEAH.
I MEAN HE DID EIGHT MOVIES IN A
HOUSECOAT.
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1390. I MEAN HE DID EIGHT MOVIES IN A
HOUSECOAT.
THE BOARD IS YOURS, KEELY.
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1391. HOUSECOAT.
THE BOARD IS YOURS, KEELY.
STAY WITH BRUH FOR $400.
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1392. THE BOARD IS YOURS, KEELY.
STAY WITH BRUH FOR $400.
BRUH.
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1393. STAY WITH BRUH FOR $400.
BRUH.
HE HAS BEEN PLAYING FOR A WHILE
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1394. BRUH.
HE HAS BEEN PLAYING FOR A WHILE
NOW BUT STILL PUTTING UP BIG
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1395. HE HAS BEEN PLAYING FOR A WHILE
NOW BUT STILL PUTTING UP BIG
NUMBERS.
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1396. NOW BUT STILL PUTTING UP BIG
NUMBERS.
JARED.
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1397. NUMBERS.
JARED.
THIS ONE IS EASY, DAWG.
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1398. JARED.
THIS ONE IS EASY, DAWG.
JAMIR JAGR.
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1399. THIS ONE IS EASY, DAWG.
JAMIR JAGR.
SAY WHAT NOW?
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1400. JAMIR JAGR.
SAY WHAT NOW?
COME ON, DAWG, A HOCKEY
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1401. SAY WHAT NOW?
COME ON, DAWG, A HOCKEY
PLAYER.
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1402. COME ON, DAWG, A HOCKEY
PLAYER.
WON THE ART ROSS TROPHY FOUR
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1403. PLAYER.
WON THE ART ROSS TROPHY FOUR
YEARS IN A ROW.
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1404. WON THE ART ROSS TROPHY FOUR
YEARS IN A ROW.
I KNOW YOU ARE SPEAKING
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1405. YEARS IN A ROW.
I KNOW YOU ARE SPEAKING
ENGLISH.
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1406. I KNOW YOU ARE SPEAKING
ENGLISH.
BUT IT AIN'T MY ENGLISH.
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1407. ENGLISH.
BUT IT AIN'T MY ENGLISH.
THE ACTUAL ANSWER WAS, DIRK
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1408. BUT IT AIN'T MY ENGLISH.
THE ACTUAL ANSWER WAS, DIRK
NABISQUIT.
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1409. THE ACTUAL ANSWER WAS, DIRK
NABISQUIT.
COME ON, DAWG, BLACK PEOPLE
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1410. NABISQUIT.
COME ON, DAWG, BLACK PEOPLE
LIVE ALL OVER THE WORLD, G.
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1411. COME ON, DAWG, BLACK PEOPLE
LIVE ALL OVER THE WORLD, G.
CAN'T PUT US IN ONE CATEGORY.
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1412. LIVE ALL OVER THE WORLD, G.
CAN'T PUT US IN ONE CATEGORY.
MAYBE, SO, JARED.
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1413. CAN'T PUT US IN ONE CATEGORY.
MAYBE, SO, JARED.
I WILL LET YOU GO AHEAD AND TELL
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1414. MAYBE, SO, JARED.
I WILL LET YOU GO AHEAD AND TELL
THAT TO OUR AMERICAN POLICE.
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1415. I WILL LET YOU GO AHEAD AND TELL
THAT TO OUR AMERICAN POLICE.
LET'S JUST HEAR ABOUT TODAY'S
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1416. THAT TO OUR AMERICAN POLICE.
LET'S JUST HEAR ABOUT TODAY'S
PRIZES.
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1417. LET'S JUST HEAR ABOUT TODAY'S
PRIZES.
JOHNNY.
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1418. PRIZES.
JOHNNY.
TODAY "BLACK JEOPARDY" WINNER
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1419. JOHNNY.
TODAY "BLACK JEOPARDY" WINNER
WILL RECEIVE A MONTH SUPPLY OF
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1420. TODAY "BLACK JEOPARDY" WINNER
WILL RECEIVE A MONTH SUPPLY OF
TOP FOIL.
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1421. WILL RECEIVE A MONTH SUPPLY OF
TOP FOIL.
YOUR TUPPERWARE BOWLS DON'T HAVE
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1422. TOP FOIL.
YOUR TUPPERWARE BOWLS DON'T HAVE
LIDS.
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1423. YOUR TUPPERWARE BOWLS DON'T HAVE
LIDS.
PUT TOP FOIL ON IT.
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1424. LIDS.
PUT TOP FOIL ON IT.
STAYS SECURE FOR ONE DAY.
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1425. PUT TOP FOIL ON IT.
STAYS SECURE FOR ONE DAY.
AND OVEN HEAT.
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1426. STAYS SECURE FOR ONE DAY.
AND OVEN HEAT.
DON'T DRIVE UP YOUR ELECTRIC
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1427. AND OVEN HEAT.
DON'T DRIVE UP YOUR ELECTRIC
BILL.
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1428. DON'T DRIVE UP YOUR ELECTRIC
BILL.
USE OVEN HEAT, THE EASY WAY TO
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1429. BILL.
USE OVEN HEAT, THE EASY WAY TO
HEAT YOUR HOME.
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1430. USE OVEN HEAT, THE EASY WAY TO
HEAT YOUR HOME.
BACK TO YOU, DARNELL.
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1431. HEAT YOUR HOME.
BACK TO YOU, DARNELL.
YEAH, YEAH, GOT TO USE THAT
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1432. BACK TO YOU, DARNELL.
YEAH, YEAH, GOT TO USE THAT
OVEN HEAT.
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1433. YEAH, YEAH, GOT TO USE THAT
OVEN HEAT.
YEAH.
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1434. OVEN HEAT.
YEAH.
THE BOARD IS STILL YOURS.
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1435. YEAH.
THE BOARD IS STILL YOURS.
ALL RIGHT.
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1436. THE BOARD IS STILL YOURS.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO TO OH SNAP FOR 8.
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1437. ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO TO OH SNAP FOR 8.
ALL RIGHT.
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1438. LET'S GO TO OH SNAP FOR 8.
ALL RIGHT.
OH, SNAP.
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1439. ALL RIGHT.
OH, SNAP.
HIS NEW ALBUM JUST DROPPED AND
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1440. OH, SNAP.
HIS NEW ALBUM JUST DROPPED AND
IT'S FIRE.
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1441. HIS NEW ALBUM JUST DROPPED AND
IT'S FIRE.
JARED.
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1442. IT'S FIRE.
JARED.
WHO IS, CARDNOW OFASHOW.
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1443. JARED.
WHO IS, CARDNOW OFASHOW.
EXCUSE ME.
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1444. WHO IS, CARDNOW OFASHOW.
EXCUSE ME.
COME ON, A RAPPER, NOMINATED
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1445. EXCUSE ME.
COME ON, A RAPPER, NOMINATED
FOR A JUNO AWARD, G.
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1446. COME ON, A RAPPER, NOMINATED
FOR A JUNO AWARD, G.
IT'S LIKE YOU LANDED HERE ON
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1447. FOR A JUNO AWARD, G.
IT'S LIKE YOU LANDED HERE ON
EARTH FROM A SPACE SHIP.
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1448. IT'S LIKE YOU LANDED HERE ON
EARTH FROM A SPACE SHIP.
LOOK, NO GOOD RAP COMES FROM
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1449. EARTH FROM A SPACE SHIP.
LOOK, NO GOOD RAP COMES FROM
CANADA.
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1450. LOOK, NO GOOD RAP COMES FROM
CANADA.
OKAY.
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1451. CANADA.
OKAY.
DAWG, WHAT ABOUT DRAKE?
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1452. OKAY.
DAWG, WHAT ABOUT DRAKE?
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE YOU KEEP
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1453. DAWG, WHAT ABOUT DRAKE?
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE YOU KEEP
MENTIONING?
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1454. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE YOU KEEP
MENTIONING?
JARED, I THINK CANADA HAS
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1455. MENTIONING?
JARED, I THINK CANADA HAS
MESSED WITH YOUR BLACKNESS.
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1456. JARED, I THINK CANADA HAS
MESSED WITH YOUR BLACKNESS.
YO, WHY DO I HAVE TO BE YOUR
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1457. MESSED WITH YOUR BLACKNESS.
YO, WHY DO I HAVE TO BE YOUR
DEFINITION OF BLACK, HUH.
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1458. YO, WHY DO I HAVE TO BE YOUR
DEFINITION OF BLACK, HUH.
YOU'RE JUDGING ME BEFORE YOU
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1459. DEFINITION OF BLACK, HUH.
YOU'RE JUDGING ME BEFORE YOU
KNOW ME.
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1460. YOU'RE JUDGING ME BEFORE YOU
KNOW ME.
IT IS MAKING ME SO ANGRY INSIDE,
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1461. KNOW ME.
IT IS MAKING ME SO ANGRY INSIDE,
DOG.
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1462. IT IS MAKING ME SO ANGRY INSIDE,
DOG.
YOU JUST SAID THE SECRET
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1463. DOG.
YOU JUST SAID THE SECRET
BLACK PHRASE OF THE DAY, JARED.
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1464. YOU JUST SAID THE SECRET
BLACK PHRASE OF THE DAY, JARED.
YOU WIN THE GAME.
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1465. BLACK PHRASE OF THE DAY, JARED.
YOU WIN THE GAME.
ALL RIGHT.
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1466. YOU WIN THE GAME.
ALL RIGHT.
WELL THE SOUND OF SLOW JAMS
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1467. ALL RIGHT.
WELL THE SOUND OF SLOW JAMS
MEANS TIME TO WRAP IT UP.
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1468. WELL THE SOUND OF SLOW JAMS
MEANS TIME TO WRAP IT UP.
NEXT WEEK, TWO TICKETS TO THE
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1469. MEANS TIME TO WRAP IT UP.
NEXT WEEK, TWO TICKETS TO THE
SISTER, SISTER REUNION SHOW.
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1470. NEXT WEEK, TWO TICKETS TO THE
SISTER, SISTER REUNION SHOW.
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1471. SISTER, SISTER REUNION SHOW.
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1472. I NEVER USE THIS WORD.
BUT I SAY THAT WAS CRAY.
I AM HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE
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1473. BUT I SAY THAT WAS CRAY.
I AM HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE
WITH THE T.
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1474. I AM HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE
WITH THE T.
I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU KNOW HUH
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1475. WITH THE T.
I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU KNOW HUH
TO FIX IT?
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1476. I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU KNOW HUH
TO FIX IT?
USUALLY YOU GET THE REMOTE
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1477. TO FIX IT?
USUALLY YOU GET THE REMOTE
AND YOU PRESS ON.
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1478. USUALLY YOU GET THE REMOTE
AND YOU PRESS ON.
SO EASY.
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1479. AND YOU PRESS ON.
SO EASY.
NO.
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1480. SO EASY.
NO.
YOU DON'T HAVE TV IN CANADA.
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1481. NO.
YOU DON'T HAVE TV IN CANADA.
YEAH, WE HAVE TV'S IN CANADA.
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1482. YOU DON'T HAVE TV IN CANADA.
YEAH, WE HAVE TV'S IN CANADA.
I KNOW.
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1483. YEAH, WE HAVE TV'S IN CANADA.
I KNOW.
I JUST KIDDING.
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1484. I KNOW.
I JUST KIDDING.
JUST KIDDING MAN.
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1485. I JUST KIDDING.
JUST KIDDING MAN.
YEAH, I KNOW.
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1486. JUST KIDDING MAN.
YEAH, I KNOW.
YEAH, I DON'T USE THE WORD
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1487. YEAH, I KNOW.
YEAH, I DON'T USE THE WORD
CRAY VERY OFTEN.
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1488. YEAH, I DON'T USE THE WORD
CRAY VERY OFTEN.
I USED IT.
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1489. CRAY VERY OFTEN.
I USED IT.
♪ YO, YOU MADE A FOOL OUT OF ME
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1490. I USED IT.
♪ YO, YOU MADE A FOOL OUT OF ME
I USE TO TRUST YOU DOG, NOW YOU
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1491. I USE TO TRUST YOU DOG, NOW YOU
EMBARRASSING ME ♪
♪ YOU SKINNY AS HELL
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1492. EMBARRASSING ME ♪
♪ YOU SKINNY AS HELL
YOU MAKE ME MAD
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1493. WHAT'S UP, LESLIE?
HUH?
WHAT'S UP, LESLIE?
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1494. HUH?
WHAT'S UP, LESLIE?
SORRY, I WAS DISTRACTED.
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1495. SAY HI BACK ♪
♪ DAMN ♪
HEY, ANY BODY USING THIS
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1496. MADE ME LAUGH ♪
♪ HAT ♪
HI, THERE.
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1497. HI, THERE.
OH, I ACTUALLY WASN'T DONE.
I SAID I WASN'T DONE.
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1498. OH, I ACTUALLY WASN'T DONE.
I SAID I WASN'T DONE.
YOU LOOK.
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1499. I SAID I WASN'T DONE.
YOU LOOK.
I HAD TEN SIPS LEFT
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1500. YOU LOOK.
I HAD TEN SIPS LEFT
YOU HAVE BEEN SO DAMN MEAN FOR
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1501. I HAD TEN SIPS LEFT
YOU HAVE BEEN SO DAMN MEAN FOR
I GOT NO FRIENDS AND I GOT
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1502. YOU HAVE BEEN SO DAMN MEAN FOR
I GOT NO FRIENDS AND I GOT
NO WATER AND I LOST MY HAT
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1503. NO WATER AND I LOST MY HAT
DAMN ♪
HOW IS IT GOING?
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1504. DAMN ♪
HOW IS IT GOING?
FEEL LIKE IT IS GOING GREAT.
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1505. HOW IS IT GOING?
FEEL LIKE IT IS GOING GREAT.
YOU ARE DOING A GOOD JOB.
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1506. FEEL LIKE IT IS GOING GREAT.
YOU ARE DOING A GOOD JOB.
♪ I'M DOING GREAT YOU BITCH SAY
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1507. THAT AGAIN TO MY FACE SUCK MY ♪
EVERYTHING OKAY?
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1508. EVERYTHING OKAY?
YEAH.
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1509. EVERYTHING OKAY?
YEAH.
YEAH.
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1510. YEAH.
YEAH.
EVERYONE IS SO NICE HERE.
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1511. YEAH.
EVERYONE IS SO NICE HERE.
YOU KNOW?
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1512. > ONCE AGAIN, DRAKE.
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1513. ♪ YO
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1514. YEAH
LOOK ♪
♪ YEAH I PULL UP IN LEXUS
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1515. LOOK ♪
♪ YEAH I PULL UP IN LEXUS
LIKE IT'S '07
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1516. I JUST HIT A LICK
I GOT TO HIT A NEXT ONE ♪
♪ LAST YEAR I KNOW
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1517. I GOT TO HIT A NEXT ONE ♪
♪ LAST YEAR I KNOW
YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON
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1518. I COULD GPS YOU
IF YOU NEED ADDRESSIN' ♪
♪ BOSS UP
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1519. IF YOU NEED ADDRESSIN' ♪
♪ BOSS UP
I'M THE BIGGER HOMIE
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1520. BUT I'M ONE YEAR OLDER
THAN MY LIL HOMIE ♪
♪ '09 THEY WAS BIDDIN' ON ME BUT
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1521. THAN MY LIL HOMIE ♪
♪ '09 THEY WAS BIDDIN' ON ME BUT
I'M YOUNG MONEY
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1522. GOT IT WRITTEN ON ME
OK NOW WE GOT SOME ACTION ♪
♪ EVERYTHING I SAID
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1523. OK NOW WE GOT SOME ACTION ♪
♪ EVERYTHING I SAID
THEY ALWAYSING DETO MENTION
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1524. THEY ALWAYSING DETO MENTION
ME.
I CANNOT GIVE THEM NO RECIPE.
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1525. ME.
I CANNOT GIVE THEM NO RECIPE.
YOU KNOW THE GAME SO SEPARATELY.
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1526. I CANNOT GIVE THEM NO RECIPE.
YOU KNOW THE GAME SO SEPARATELY.
SWEAR I JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY.
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1527. YOU KNOW THE GAME SO SEPARATELY.
SWEAR I JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY.
BECAUSE WE HIT TIFFANYS.
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1528. SWEAR I JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY.
BECAUSE WE HIT TIFFANYS.
SHOUT OUT TO TIFFANY STEPHANIE.
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1529. BECAUSE WE HIT TIFFANYS.
SHOUT OUT TO TIFFANY STEPHANIE.
THEY USED TO COME CHECK FOR ME
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1530. SHOUT OUT TO TIFFANY STEPHANIE.
THEY USED TO COME CHECK FOR ME
MY ENEMIES WANT TO BE FRIEND
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1531. THEY USED TO COME CHECK FOR ME
MY ENEMIES WANT TO BE FRIEND
WITH MY OTHER ENEMIES.
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1532. MY ENEMIES WANT TO BE FRIEND
WITH MY OTHER ENEMIES.
I DON'T LET IT GET TO ME.
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1533. WITH MY OTHER ENEMIES.
I DON'T LET IT GET TO ME.
LOOK WHAT I DONE IN MY LIFE.
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1534. I DON'T LET IT GET TO ME.
LOOK WHAT I DONE IN MY LIFE.
I HAD TO COUNT IT COUNT IT AGAIN
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1535. LOOK WHAT I DONE IN MY LIFE.
I HAD TO COUNT IT COUNT IT AGAIN
MAKE SURE THE MONEY WAS RIGHT.
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1536. I HAD TO COUNT IT COUNT IT AGAIN
MAKE SURE THE MONEY WAS RIGHT.
THEY GOT TO TALK.
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1537. MAKE SURE THE MONEY WAS RIGHT.
THEY GOT TO TALK.
ME I'M ANY JUST DONE IN THE HYPE
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1538. THEY GOT TO TALK.
ME I'M ANY JUST DONE IN THE HYPE
ME I'M JUST DONE IN THE HYPE
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1539. ME I'M JUST DONE IN THE HYPE
ME JUST DONE, DONE, DONE ♪
♪ I DO MY OWN PROPAGANDA FOR FRZ
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1540. ME JUST DONE, DONE, DONE ♪
♪ I DO MY OWN PROPAGANDA FOR FRZ
I FEEL LIKE SANTANA
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1541. I FEEL LIKE SANTANA
LEG HANGING OUT OF THE FAN
♪ THE CHAIN TOO HEAVY
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1542. LEG HANGING OUT OF THE FAN
♪ THE CHAIN TOO HEAVY
TO TUCK IT I'M SERIOUS
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1543. TO TUCK IT I'M SERIOUS
I FEED MY FAMILY WITH THIS ♪
♪ SO DON'T PLAY WITH
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1544. I FEED MY FAMILY WITH THIS ♪
♪ SO DON'T PLAY WITH
MY MONEY THIS SUMMER
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1545. MY MONEY THIS SUMMER
I'M SERIOUS ♪
♪ I DON'T RUN
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1546. I'M SERIOUS ♪
♪ I DON'T RUN
OUT OF MATERIAL
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1547. YOU SHOULDN'T SPEAK ON ME
PERIOD ♪
♪ YOU TRY TO GIVE 'EM
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1548. PERIOD ♪
♪ YOU TRY TO GIVE 'EM
YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY YOU HEARD
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1549. YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY YOU HEARD
IT
HEARD IT
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1550. HEARD IT
BUT THEY WASN'T HEARIN' IT ♪
♪ THEY FEELING A WAY
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1551. BUT THEY WASN'T HEARIN' IT ♪
♪ THEY FEELING A WAY
AND WON'T HIDE IT
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1552. AND WON'T HIDE IT
MAN WE DONE BEING SILENT ♪
♪ DON'T GET ALONG MAN
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1553. MAN WE DONE BEING SILENT ♪
♪ DON'T GET ALONG MAN
WE TRIED IT
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1554. WHAT'S THE POINT
OF EVEN TRYIN' ♪
♪ I HATE A GOOFY ESPECIALLY
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1555. OF EVEN TRYIN' ♪
♪ I HATE A GOOFY ESPECIALLY
THEY ALWAYS DYIN'
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1556. THEY ALWAYS DYIN'
TO MENTION ME
THEY GOTTA GO
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1557. THEY GOTTA GO
THEY GOTTA GO ♪
♪ THEY GONNA DIE OUT
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1558. THEY GOTTA GO ♪
♪ THEY GONNA DIE OUT
EVENTUALLY
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1559. I CANNOT GIVE 'EM NO EMPATHY
I'MA HAVE B'S WHEN I'M 70 ♪
YOU CANNOT MESS
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1560. I'MA HAVE B'S WHEN I'M 70 ♪
YOU CANNOT MESS
WITH MY LEGACY
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1561. YOU CANNOT MESS
WITH MY LEGACY
AFTER THIS WHAT ELSE
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1562. AFTER THIS WHAT ELSE
IS LEFT FOR ME ♪
♪ I DON'T KNOW
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1563. IS LEFT FOR ME ♪
♪ I DON'T KNOW
NO ONE A THREAT ME
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1564. MY ENEMIES WANNA BE FRIENDS
WITH MY OTHER ENEMIES ♪
♪ I DON'T LET IT GET TO ME
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1565. WITH MY OTHER ENEMIES ♪
♪ I DON'T LET IT GET TO ME
DONE
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1566. LOOK WHAT I'VE
DONE IN MY LIFE ♪
♪ I HAD TO COUNT IT
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1567. DONE IN MY LIFE ♪
♪ I HAD TO COUNT IT
AND COUNT IT AGAIN
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1568. TO MAKE SURE
THE MONEY WAS RIGHT ♪
♪ THEY LOVE TO TALK
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1569. THE MONEY WAS RIGHT ♪
♪ THEY LOVE TO TALK
ME I'M JUST DONE IN THE HYPE
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1570. ME I'M JUST DONE
IN THE HYPE ♪
♪ ME I'M JUST DONE
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1571. IN THE HYPE ♪
♪ ME I'M JUST DONE
DONE, DONE, DONE
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1572. DONE ♪
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1573. JUST GO TALK TO HER, ROBBIE.
WORST THING THAT HAPPENS IS SHE
SAYS NO.
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1574. WORST THING THAT HAPPENS IS SHE
SAYS NO.
I WILL, JUST GIVE ME A
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1575. SAYS NO.
I WILL, JUST GIVE ME A
MINUTE.
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1576. I WILL, JUST GIVE ME A
MINUTE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, BOYS.
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1577. MINUTE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, BOYS.
CAT GOT YOUR FEET?
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1578. WHAT'S THE MATTER, BOYS.
CAT GOT YOUR FEET?
WHAT?
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1579. CAT GOT YOUR FEET?
WHAT?
IS THIS A JACOB DYLAN
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1580. WHAT?
IS THIS A JACOB DYLAN
CONVENTION.
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1581. IS THIS A JACOB DYLAN
CONVENTION.
ALL I AM SEEING IS A COUPLE OF
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1582. CONVENTION.
ALL I AM SEEING IS A COUPLE OF
WALL FLOWERS.
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1583. ALL I AM SEEING IS A COUPLE OF
WALL FLOWERS.
WE ARE COOL HERE, MISTER.
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1584. WALL FLOWERS.
WE ARE COOL HERE, MISTER.
MISTER.
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1585. WE ARE COOL HERE, MISTER.
MISTER.
THE NAME IS SHANE.
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1586. MISTER.
THE NAME IS SHANE.
I AM THE ONLY CHAPERONE HERE WHO
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1587. THE NAME IS SHANE.
I AM THE ONLY CHAPERONE HERE WHO
IS COOL.
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1588. I AM THE ONLY CHAPERONE HERE WHO
IS COOL.
YOU BOYS SHOULD BE OUT THERE
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1589. IS COOL.
YOU BOYS SHOULD BE OUT THERE
DANCING.
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1590. YOU BOYS SHOULD BE OUT THERE
DANCING.
WE'RE FINE OVER HERE.
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1591. DANCING.
WE'RE FINE OVER HERE.
ARE YOU, ARE YOU, OVER BY THE
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1592. WE'RE FINE OVER HERE.
ARE YOU, ARE YOU, OVER BY THE
PUNCH BOWL.
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1593. ARE YOU, ARE YOU, OVER BY THE
PUNCH BOWL.
I TELL YOU THIS, BROTHER.
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1594. PUNCH BOWL.
I TELL YOU THIS, BROTHER.
I WAS 15ERS YOU YOUNGER, I WOULD
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1595. I TELL YOU THIS, BROTHER.
I WAS 15ERS YOU YOUNGER, I WOULD
MARCH RIGHT OVER THERE, TAKE
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1596. I WAS 15ERS YOU YOUNGER, I WOULD
MARCH RIGHT OVER THERE, TAKE
THAT GIRL BY THE HAND.
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1597. MARCH RIGHT OVER THERE, TAKE
THAT GIRL BY THE HAND.
SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET AND GIVE
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1598. THAT GIRL BY THE HAND.
SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET AND GIVE
HER THE DANCE OF A LIFETIME.
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1599. SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET AND GIVE
HER THE DANCE OF A LIFETIME.
I WOULD MARCH STRAIGHT OUT THE
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1600. HER THE DANCE OF A LIFETIME.
I WOULD MARCH STRAIGHT OUT THE
DOORS AN HEAD TO AFGHANISTAN
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1601. I WOULD MARCH STRAIGHT OUT THE
DOORS AN HEAD TO AFGHANISTAN
WHERE I WOULD FOUND YOUNG OSAMA
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1602. DOORS AN HEAD TO AFGHANISTAN
WHERE I WOULD FOUND YOUNG OSAMA
BIN LADEN, I SAY, LOOK, PAL, I
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1603. WHERE I WOULD FOUND YOUNG OSAMA
BIN LADEN, I SAY, LOOK, PAL, I
KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING OF
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1604. BIN LADEN, I SAY, LOOK, PAL, I
KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING OF
DOING.
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1605. KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING OF
DOING.
DON'T DO IT, MAN.
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1606. DOING.
DON'T DO IT, MAN.
DON'T DO IT.
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1607. DON'T DO IT, MAN.
DON'T DO IT.
15 YEARS YOUNGER OR 15 YEARS
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1608. DON'T DO IT.
15 YEARS YOUNGER OR 15 YEARS
AGO?
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1609. 15 YEARS YOUNGER OR 15 YEARS
AGO?
YEP.
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1610. AGO?
YEP.
NEXT THING I KNOW, WE ARE GOING
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1611. YEP.
NEXT THING I KNOW, WE ARE GOING
BEER FOR BEER.
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1612. NEXT THING I KNOW, WE ARE GOING
BEER FOR BEER.
HAMMERED.
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1613. BEER FOR BEER.
HAMMERED.
BLACK OUT.
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1614. HAMMERED.
BLACK OUT.
BARELY SPEAK.
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1615. BLACK OUT.
BARELY SPEAK.
I GOT A LITTLE HOOD ON.
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1616. BARELY SPEAK.
I GOT A LITTLE HOOD ON.
HE'S GOT IT ON.
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1617. I GOT A LITTLE HOOD ON.
HE'S GOT IT ON.
AND HE LOOKS ME DEAD IN THE EYE,
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1618. HE'S GOT IT ON.
AND HE LOOKS ME DEAD IN THE EYE,
SHANE, YOU ARE GOOD PEOPLE, MAN.
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1619. AND HE LOOKS ME DEAD IN THE EYE,
SHANE, YOU ARE GOOD PEOPLE, MAN.
ARE YOU CRYING BECAUSE OSAMA
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1620. SHANE, YOU ARE GOOD PEOPLE, MAN.
ARE YOU CRYING BECAUSE OSAMA
BIN LADEN SAID THAT YOU ARE A
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1621. ARE YOU CRYING BECAUSE OSAMA
BIN LADEN SAID THAT YOU ARE A
GOOD GUY?
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1622. BIN LADEN SAID THAT YOU ARE A
GOOD GUY?
LOOK, BOTTOM LINE, THERE ARE
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1623. GOOD GUY?
LOOK, BOTTOM LINE, THERE ARE
PRETTY LADY OUT THERE.
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1624. LOOK, BOTTOM LINE, THERE ARE
PRETTY LADY OUT THERE.
AND YOU BOYS ARE STANDING HERE
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1625. PRETTY LADY OUT THERE.
AND YOU BOYS ARE STANDING HERE
WITH A COUPLE RUNNING DOWN YOUR
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1626. AND YOU BOYS ARE STANDING HERE
WITH A COUPLE RUNNING DOWN YOUR
LEGS.
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1627. WITH A COUPLE RUNNING DOWN YOUR
LEGS.
GET OUT THERE.
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1628. LEGS.
GET OUT THERE.
ARE YOU A TEACHER HERE?
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1629. GET OUT THERE.
ARE YOU A TEACHER HERE?
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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1630. ARE YOU A TEACHER HERE?
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
FAR FROM IT, HOSS, FAR FROM IT.
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1631. OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
FAR FROM IT, HOSS, FAR FROM IT.
THE NAME IS SHANE.
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1632. FAR FROM IT, HOSS, FAR FROM IT.
THE NAME IS SHANE.
PROFESSIONAL CHAPERONE.
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1633. THE NAME IS SHANE.
PROFESSIONAL CHAPERONE.
GO ON AND DANCE.
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1634. PROFESSIONAL CHAPERONE.
GO ON AND DANCE.
LATER, SHANE.
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1635. GO ON AND DANCE.
LATER, SHANE.
YEAH, SEE YOU LATER.
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1636. LATER, SHANE.
YEAH, SEE YOU LATER.
SEE YOU LATER.
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1637. YEAH, SEE YOU LATER.
SEE YOU LATER.
DIDN'T HEAR ME, WHO CARES?
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1638. SEE YOU LATER.
DIDN'T HEAR ME, WHO CARES?
OH, OH, OH, OH.
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1639. DIDN'T HEAR ME, WHO CARES?
OH, OH, OH, OH.
I AM GOING TO NEED TO SEE SOME
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1640. OH, OH, OH, OH.
I AM GOING TO NEED TO SEE SOME
ID, LADY.
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1641. I AM GOING TO NEED TO SEE SOME
ID, LADY.
WHAT?
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1642. ID, LADY.
WHAT?
SOME ID.
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1643. WHAT?
SOME ID.
INCREDIBLE DANCING.
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1644. SOME ID.
INCREDIBLE DANCING.
THAT SUCKS.
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1645. INCREDIBLE DANCING.
THAT SUCKS.
THAT SUCKS.
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1646. THAT SUCKS.
THAT SUCKS.
WHO CARES.
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1647. THAT SUCKS.
WHO CARES.
WHY AREN'T YOU OUT THERE
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1648. WHO CARES.
WHY AREN'T YOU OUT THERE
DANCING?
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1649. WHY AREN'T YOU OUT THERE
DANCING?
I WILL TELL YOU THIS, BROTHER.
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1650. DANCING?
I WILL TELL YOU THIS, BROTHER.
WOULD WALK UP TO THE CUTEST BOY,
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1651. I WILL TELL YOU THIS, BROTHER.
WOULD WALK UP TO THE CUTEST BOY,
I WOULD CURTSY AND GIVE HIM THE
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1652. WOULD WALK UP TO THE CUTEST BOY,
I WOULD CURTSY AND GIVE HIM THE
DANCE OF A LIVE TIME.
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1653. I WOULD CURTSY AND GIVE HIM THE
DANCE OF A LIVE TIME.
THEN MARCH OUT THE DOOR.
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1654. DANCE OF A LIVE TIME.
THEN MARCH OUT THE DOOR.
HEAD STRAIGHT TO CLEVELAND,
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1655. THEN MARCH OUT THE DOOR.
HEAD STRAIGHT TO CLEVELAND,
OHIO —
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1656. HEAD STRAIGHT TO CLEVELAND,
OHIO —
TO A YOUNG ARIEL CASTRO'S DOOR.
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1657. OHIO —
TO A YOUNG ARIEL CASTRO'S DOOR.
THE GUY WHO KIDNAPPED THE
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1658. TO A YOUNG ARIEL CASTRO'S DOOR.
THE GUY WHO KIDNAPPED THE
GIRLS AND LOCKED THEM IN THE
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1659. THE GUY WHO KIDNAPPED THE
GIRLS AND LOCKED THEM IN THE
BASEMENT.
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1660. GIRLS AND LOCKED THEM IN THE
BASEMENT.
RING THE DOORBELL.
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1661. BASEMENT.
RING THE DOORBELL.
HE OPENS IT.
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1662. RING THE DOORBELL.
HE OPENS IT.
I TELL HIM, SHOW IS OVER, PAL.
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1663. HE OPENS IT.
I TELL HIM, SHOW IS OVER, PAL.
YOU LET THOSE GIRLS GO NOW!
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1664. I TELL HIM, SHOW IS OVER, PAL.
YOU LET THOSE GIRLS GO NOW!
NEXT THING YOU KNOW WE ARE GOING
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1665. YOU LET THOSE GIRLS GO NOW!
NEXT THING YOU KNOW WE ARE GOING
BEER FOR BEER, KNOCKING THEM
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1666. NEXT THING YOU KNOW WE ARE GOING
BEER FOR BEER, KNOCKING THEM
BACK.
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1667. BEER FOR BEER, KNOCKING THEM
BACK.
HE LOOKS OVER AT ME AND SAYS, I
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1668. BACK.
HE LOOKS OVER AT ME AND SAYS, I
SWEAR TO GOD, SHANE, YOU ARE
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1669. HE LOOKS OVER AT ME AND SAYS, I
SWEAR TO GOD, SHANE, YOU ARE
GOOD PEOPLE, MAN.
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1670. SWEAR TO GOD, SHANE, YOU ARE
GOOD PEOPLE, MAN.
I LOOK AT HIM, I LOOK UP AT HIM,
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1671. GOOD PEOPLE, MAN.
I LOOK AT HIM, I LOOK UP AT HIM,
I SAY ARIEL, YOU ARE GOING TO DO
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1672. I LOOK AT HIM, I LOOK UP AT HIM,
I SAY ARIEL, YOU ARE GOING TO DO
WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO.
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1673. I SAY ARIEL, YOU ARE GOING TO DO
WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO.
NOW YOU GET ON OUT THERE.
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1674. WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO.
NOW YOU GET ON OUT THERE.
YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE.
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1675. NOW YOU GET ON OUT THERE.
YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE.
IN YOUR FANTASY, YOU LET HIM
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1676. YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE.
IN YOUR FANTASY, YOU LET HIM
GO.
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1677. IN YOUR FANTASY, YOU LET HIM
GO.
PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE, BROTHER.
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1678. GO.
PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE, BROTHER.
NOW YOU THREE GET OUT THERE AND
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1679. PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE, BROTHER.
NOW YOU THREE GET OUT THERE AND
DANCE YOUR LITTLE BOOBS OFF.
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1680. NOW YOU THREE GET OUT THERE AND
DANCE YOUR LITTLE BOOBS OFF.
GO ON.
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1681. DANCE YOUR LITTLE BOOBS OFF.
GO ON.
WHOA.
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1682. GO ON.
WHOA.
WHOA.
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1683. WHOA.
WHOA.
HOW YOU DOING, BROTHER?
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1684. WHOA.
HOW YOU DOING, BROTHER?
DON'T TELL ME YOU ARE NOT
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1685. HOW YOU DOING, BROTHER?
DON'T TELL ME YOU ARE NOT
DANCING BECAUSE YOU ARE STUCK
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1686. DON'T TELL ME YOU ARE NOT
DANCING BECAUSE YOU ARE STUCK
HERE IN THE LITTLE WHEELCHAIR.
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1687. DANCING BECAUSE YOU ARE STUCK
HERE IN THE LITTLE WHEELCHAIR.
WHAT?
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1688. HERE IN THE LITTLE WHEELCHAIR.
WHAT?
NO.
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1689. WHAT?
NO.
I TELL YOU, BROTHER.
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1690. NO.
I TELL YOU, BROTHER.
I WAS 15 YEARS YOUNGER, I WOULD
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1691. I TELL YOU, BROTHER.
I WAS 15 YEARS YOUNGER, I WOULD
JUMP RIGHT OUT OF THAT CHAIR.
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1692. I WAS 15 YEARS YOUNGER, I WOULD
JUMP RIGHT OUT OF THAT CHAIR.
WALK UP TO THAT GIRL.
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1693. JUMP RIGHT OUT OF THAT CHAIR.
WALK UP TO THAT GIRL.
I WOULD SAY, YOU WANT TO DANCE
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1694. WALK UP TO THAT GIRL.
I WOULD SAY, YOU WANT TO DANCE
WITH ME?
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1695. I WOULD SAY, YOU WANT TO DANCE
WITH ME?
BECAUSE I AM IN A WHEELCHAIR.
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1696. WITH ME?
BECAUSE I AM IN A WHEELCHAIR.
LOOK AT ME NOW.
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1697. BECAUSE I AM IN A WHEELCHAIR.
LOOK AT ME NOW.
BECAUSE I CAN WALK.
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1698. LOOK AT ME NOW.
BECAUSE I CAN WALK.
THEN I WOULD MARCH OUT THE DOOR,
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1699. BECAUSE I CAN WALK.
THEN I WOULD MARCH OUT THE DOOR,
FIND A YOUNG O.J. SIMPSON.
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1700. THEN I WOULD MARCH OUT THE DOOR,
FIND A YOUNG O.J. SIMPSON.
YOU LISTEN HERE, BROTHER —
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1701. FIND A YOUNG O.J. SIMPSON.
YOU LISTEN HERE, BROTHER —
WHEN YOU PLAYED FOR THE
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1702. YOU LISTEN HERE, BROTHER —
WHEN YOU PLAYED FOR THE
DOLPHINS, 78.
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1703. WHEN YOU PLAYED FOR THE
DOLPHINS, 78.
DEFENSE IS GOING TO BE SACKED ON
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1704. DOLPHINS, 78.
DEFENSE IS GOING TO BE SACKED ON
LEFT, YOU RUN RIGHT.
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1705. DEFENSE IS GOING TO BE SACKED ON
LEFT, YOU RUN RIGHT.
YOU WOULDN'T STOP THE
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1706. LEFT, YOU RUN RIGHT.
YOU WOULDN'T STOP THE
MURDERS?
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1707. YOU WOULDN'T STOP THE
MURDERS?
HEY, PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE,
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1708. MURDERS?
HEY, PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE,
BROTHER.
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1709. HEY, PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE,
BROTHER.
NOW YOU GET UP AND YOU MOVE
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1710. BROTHER.
NOW YOU GET UP AND YOU MOVE
THOSE SKINNY LITTLE LEGS.
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1711. NOW YOU GET UP AND YOU MOVE
THOSE SKINNY LITTLE LEGS.
I CAN'T.
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1712. THOSE SKINNY LITTLE LEGS.
I CAN'T.
SHANE?
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1713. I CAN'T.
SHANE?
WHAT THE?
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1714. SHANE?
WHAT THE?
WHO ARE YOU?
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1715. WHAT THE?
WHO ARE YOU?
I'M YOU FROM 15 YEARS IN THE
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1716. WHO ARE YOU?
I'M YOU FROM 15 YEARS IN THE
FUTURE.
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1717. I'M YOU FROM 15 YEARS IN THE
FUTURE.
NOW, BROTHER WHAT YOU SAY WE GO
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1718. FUTURE.
NOW, BROTHER WHAT YOU SAY WE GO
AND GET HAMMERED?
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1719. NOW, BROTHER WHAT YOU SAY WE GO
AND GET HAMMERED?
OH, OH, OH, I AM WAY AHEAD OF
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1720. AND GET HAMMERED?
OH, OH, OH, I AM WAY AHEAD OF
YOU, BROTHER.
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1721. OH, OH, OH, I AM WAY AHEAD OF
YOU, BROTHER.
HA-HA-HA!
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1722. YOU, BROTHER.
HA-HA-HA!
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1723. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW
THESE ARE SOME OF THE HARDEST
WORKING PEOPLE I HAVE EVER MET.
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1724. THESE ARE SOME OF THE HARDEST
WORKING PEOPLE I HAVE EVER MET.
SO PLEASE MAKE SOME NOISE FOR
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1725. WORKING PEOPLE I HAVE EVER MET.
SO PLEASE MAKE SOME NOISE FOR
THEM.
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1726. SO PLEASE MAKE SOME NOISE FOR
THEM.
I WANT TO SAY — AND I WANT TO
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1727. THEM.
I WANT TO SAY — AND I WANT TO
SAY THANK YOU TO EVERYBODY WHO
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1728. I WANT TO SAY — AND I WANT TO
SAY THANK YOU TO EVERYBODY WHO
CAME OUT TONIGHT.
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1729. SAY THANK YOU TO EVERYBODY WHO
CAME OUT TONIGHT.
AND I APPRECIATE YOU, MY NAME IS
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1730. CAME OUT TONIGHT.
AND I APPRECIATE YOU, MY NAME IS
DRAKE.
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1731. AND I APPRECIATE YOU, MY NAME IS
DRAKE.
AND THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST
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1732. DRAKE.
AND THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST
PLACES IN THE WORLD TO BE.
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1733. AND THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST
PLACES IN THE WORLD TO BE.
GOOD NIGHT.
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