Saturday Night Live 41x19

1. > AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR "CHURCH CHAT." ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.

2. "CHURCH CHAT." ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.

3. ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. THANK YOU, EVERYBODY. WELCOME TO CHURCH CHAT.

4. THANK YOU, EVERYBODY. WELCOME TO CHURCH CHAT. I'M THE CHURCH LADY.

5. WELCOME TO CHURCH CHAT. I'M THE CHURCH LADY. IT'S INTERESTING TIMES ISN'T IT

6. I'M THE CHURCH LADY. IT'S INTERESTING TIMES ISN'T IT AMERICA.

7. IT'S INTERESTING TIMES ISN'T IT AMERICA. NOW WE HAVE LANDED ON THE

8. AMERICA. NOW WE HAVE LANDED ON THE EXCITING, MATCH UP, BETWEEN A

9. NOW WE HAVE LANDED ON THE EXCITING, MATCH UP, BETWEEN A GUTLESS LIBERAL DEMOCRAT AND

10. EXCITING, MATCH UP, BETWEEN A GUTLESS LIBERAL DEMOCRAT AND HILLARY CLINTON.

11. GUTLESS LIBERAL DEMOCRAT AND HILLARY CLINTON. MY FAVORITE, THE MET GALA BALL,

12. HILLARY CLINTON. MY FAVORITE, THE MET GALA BALL, STRUMPETS, STREET

13. MY FAVORITE, THE MET GALA BALL, STRUMPETS, STREET WALKERS, SLUTS, GET TO PARADE

14. STRUMPETS, STREET WALKERS, SLUTS, GET TO PARADE AROUND IN THE LATEST FASHION.

15. WALKERS, SLUTS, GET TO PARADE AROUND IN THE LATEST FASHION. FIRST WE HAVE MADONNA.

16. AROUND IN THE LATEST FASHION. FIRST WE HAVE MADONNA. LET'S SEE WHAT THE 57-YEAR-OLD

17. FIRST WE HAVE MADONNA. LET'S SEE WHAT THE 57-YEAR-OLD MOTHER CHOSE TO WEAR.

18. LET'S SEE WHAT THE 57-YEAR-OLD MOTHER CHOSE TO WEAR. OH.

19. MOTHER CHOSE TO WEAR. OH. LOOK HER FANNY IS JUST HANGING

20. OH. LOOK HER FANNY IS JUST HANGING OUT.

21. LOOK HER FANNY IS JUST HANGING OUT. WITH THOSE STURDY STRAPS TO PUSH

22. OUT. WITH THOSE STURDY STRAPS TO PUSH THOSE SIX DECADE OLD BUNS

23. WITH THOSE STURDY STRAPS TO PUSH THOSE SIX DECADE OLD BUNS STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN.

24. THOSE SIX DECADE OLD BUNS STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN. THEN WE HAVE BEYONCE.

25. STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN. THEN WE HAVE BEYONCE. SHE MUST HAVE BEEN THINKING WHAT

26. THEN WE HAVE BEYONCE. SHE MUST HAVE BEEN THINKING WHAT SHOULD I WEAR TO THE BALL

27. SHE MUST HAVE BEEN THINKING WHAT SHOULD I WEAR TO THE BALL TONIGHT?

28. SHOULD I WEAR TO THE BALL TONIGHT? I KNOW, A GIANT LATEX CONDOM.

29. TONIGHT? I KNOW, A GIANT LATEX CONDOM. ALL WRAPPED UP AND READY TO

30. I KNOW, A GIANT LATEX CONDOM. ALL WRAPPED UP AND READY TO FORNICATE.

31. ALL WRAPPED UP AND READY TO FORNICATE. SPEAKING OF FORNICATING, BEYONCE

32. FORNICATE. SPEAKING OF FORNICATING, BEYONCE MADE A RECORD CALLED "LEMONADE"

33. SPEAKING OF FORNICATING, BEYONCE MADE A RECORD CALLED "LEMONADE" WHICH CELEBRATED HER HUSBAND'S

34. MADE A RECORD CALLED "LEMONADE" WHICH CELEBRATED HER HUSBAND'S INFIDELITY.

35. WHICH CELEBRATED HER HUSBAND'S INFIDELITY. WITH THAT IN MIND INTRODUCING

36. INFIDELITY. WITH THAT IN MIND INTRODUCING TODAY'S SPONSOR, CHURCH LADY

37. WITH THAT IN MIND INTRODUCING TODAY'S SPONSOR, CHURCH LADY LEMONADE.

38. TODAY'S SPONSOR, CHURCH LADY LEMONADE. FRESHLY SQUEEZED JUST LIKE

39. LEMONADE. FRESHLY SQUEEZED JUST LIKE JAY-Z'S NAUGHTY PARTS.

40. FRESHLY SQUEEZED JUST LIKE JAY-Z'S NAUGHTY PARTS. TOO SOON?

41. JAY-Z'S NAUGHTY PARTS. TOO SOON? OKAY.

42. TOO SOON? OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

43. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. NOW, LET'S TALK POLITICS, SHALL

44. ALL RIGHT. NOW, LET'S TALK POLITICS, SHALL WE.

45. NOW, LET'S TALK POLITICS, SHALL WE. MY FIRST GUEST IS SOME ONE I

46. WE. MY FIRST GUEST IS SOME ONE I TALK ABOUT QUITE A BIT HERE ON

47. MY FIRST GUEST IS SOME ONE I TALK ABOUT QUITE A BIT HERE ON CHURCH CHAT.

48. TALK ABOUT QUITE A BIT HERE ON CHURCH CHAT. BUT WE HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY MET

49. CHURCH CHAT. BUT WE HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY MET FACE TO FACE.

50. BUT WE HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY MET FACE TO FACE. PLEASE WELCOME SATAN.

51. PLEASE WELCOME SATAN.

52. YOU CAN ACTUALLY JUST CALL ME TED CRUZ.

53. YOU CAN ACTUALLY JUST CALL ME TED CRUZ. OH, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY ABOUT

54. TED CRUZ. OH, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY ABOUT THAT.

55. OH, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY ABOUT THAT. I WAS QUOTING ONE OF YOUR

56. THAT. I WAS QUOTING ONE OF YOUR COLLEAGUES, I BELIEVE, FORMER

57. I WAS QUOTING ONE OF YOUR COLLEAGUES, I BELIEVE, FORMER SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE, JOHN

58. COLLEAGUES, I BELIEVE, FORMER SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE, JOHN BOEHNER.

59. SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE, JOHN BOEHNER. SURE, NO, JOHN IS ALWAYS

60. BOEHNER. SURE, NO, JOHN IS ALWAYS COMING UP WITH HILARIOUS

61. SURE, NO, JOHN IS ALWAYS COMING UP WITH HILARIOUS NICKNAMES FOR ME.

62. COMING UP WITH HILARIOUS NICKNAMES FOR ME. BUSTER, SON OF A GUN.

63. NICKNAMES FOR ME. BUSTER, SON OF A GUN. I BELIEVE THE PHRASE

64. BUSTER, SON OF A GUN. I BELIEVE THE PHRASE WAS LUCIFER IN THE FLESH.

65. I BELIEVE THE PHRASE WAS LUCIFER IN THE FLESH. YEAH, LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT THAN

66. WAS LUCIFER IN THE FLESH. YEAH, LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT THAN BUSTER.

67. YEAH, LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT THAN BUSTER. AND NOW, YOU HAVE QUIT THE RACE

68. BUSTER. AND NOW, YOU HAVE QUIT THE RACE ENTIRELY.

69. AND NOW, YOU HAVE QUIT THE RACE ENTIRELY. WHY DO YOU THINK IT DIDN'T WORK

70. ENTIRELY. WHY DO YOU THINK IT DIDN'T WORK OUT?

71. WHY DO YOU THINK IT DIDN'T WORK OUT? WELL, CHURCH LADY, I SUPPOSE THE

72. OUT? WELL, CHURCH LADY, I SUPPOSE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WEREN'T READY

73. WELL, CHURCH LADY, I SUPPOSE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WEREN'T READY FOR A CANDIDATE WITH STRONG

74. AMERICAN PEOPLE WEREN'T READY FOR A CANDIDATE WITH STRONG CHRISTIAN VALUES.

75. FOR A CANDIDATE WITH STRONG CHRISTIAN VALUES. SOMEONE LIKE ME WHO FOLLOWS THE

76. CHRISTIAN VALUES. SOMEONE LIKE ME WHO FOLLOWS THE RIGHTEOUS PATH AND LIVES HIS

77. SOMEONE LIKE ME WHO FOLLOWS THE RIGHTEOUS PATH AND LIVES HIS FAITH EVERY BLESSED MOMENT.

78. RIGHTEOUS PATH AND LIVES HIS FAITH EVERY BLESSED MOMENT. HAS ANY ONE EVER TOLD YOU YOU

79. FAITH EVERY BLESSED MOMENT. HAS ANY ONE EVER TOLD YOU YOU ARE JUST A LITTLE BIT PREACHY?

80. HAS ANY ONE EVER TOLD YOU YOU ARE JUST A LITTLE BIT PREACHY? JUST A LITTLE BIT.

81. ARE JUST A LITTLE BIT PREACHY? JUST A LITTLE BIT. WE LIKE OURSELVES, LOOK AT THAT

82. JUST A LITTLE BIT. WE LIKE OURSELVES, LOOK AT THAT FACE.

83. WE LIKE OURSELVES, LOOK AT THAT FACE. WE LOVE OURSELVES.

84. FACE. WE LOVE OURSELVES. THERE IS OUR HAPPY SUPERIOR

85. WE LOVE OURSELVES. THERE IS OUR HAPPY SUPERIOR FACE.

86. THERE IS OUR HAPPY SUPERIOR FACE. BECAUSE WE LOVE JESUS MORE THAN

87. FACE. BECAUSE WE LOVE JESUS MORE THAN ANYBODY.

88. BECAUSE WE LOVE JESUS MORE THAN ANYBODY. I DO PRAY TO GOD.

89. ANYBODY. I DO PRAY TO GOD. I THINK EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED

90. I DO PRAY TO GOD. I THINK EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED WAS PART OF GOD'S PLAN.

91. I THINK EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED WAS PART OF GOD'S PLAN. WAS IT, GOD'S PLAN WAS FOR

92. WAS PART OF GOD'S PLAN. WAS IT, GOD'S PLAN WAS FOR YOU TO GET HUMILIATED BY AN

93. WAS IT, GOD'S PLAN WAS FOR YOU TO GET HUMILIATED BY AN ORANGE MANNEQUIN.

94. YOU TO GET HUMILIATED BY AN ORANGE MANNEQUIN. THAT'S KIND OF AN ODD PLAN FOR

95. ORANGE MANNEQUIN. THAT'S KIND OF AN ODD PLAN FOR GOOD TO HAVE FOR YOU, ISN'T IT?

96. THAT'S KIND OF AN ODD PLAN FOR GOOD TO HAVE FOR YOU, ISN'T IT? NOW, TELL ME, TED MAN WALKING,

97. GOOD TO HAVE FOR YOU, ISN'T IT? NOW, TELL ME, TED MAN WALKING, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW?

98. NOW, TELL ME, TED MAN WALKING, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW? WELL, ACTUALLY, CHURCH LADY, I

99. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW? WELL, ACTUALLY, CHURCH LADY, I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT TURNING

100. WELL, ACTUALLY, CHURCH LADY, I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT TURNING EVIL FOR A WHILE.

101. HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT TURNING EVIL FOR A WHILE. GOING TO THE DARK SIDE.

102. EVIL FOR A WHILE. GOING TO THE DARK SIDE. I MEAN I HAVE BEEN TOLD TO GO TO

103. GOING TO THE DARK SIDE. I MEAN I HAVE BEEN TOLD TO GO TO HELL SO MANY TIMES, I THINK IT

104. I MEAN I HAVE BEEN TOLD TO GO TO HELL SO MANY TIMES, I THINK IT IS FINALLY TIME TO CHECK IT OUT.

105. HELL SO MANY TIMES, I THINK IT IS FINALLY TIME TO CHECK IT OUT.

106. IS FINALLY TIME TO CHECK IT OUT. WHAT A FUN TRIP YOU ARE

107. WHAT A FUN TRIP YOU ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO.

108. WHAT A FUN TRIP YOU ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO. I RARELY SAY THIS IS AN

109. LOOKING FORWARD TO. I RARELY SAY THIS IS AN ENCOURAGING WAY, BUT SEE YOU IN

110. I RARELY SAY THIS IS AN ENCOURAGING WAY, BUT SEE YOU IN HELL.

111. ENCOURAGING WAY, BUT SEE YOU IN HELL. THANK YOU, CHURCH LADY.

112. HELL. THANK YOU, CHURCH LADY. OUR FINAL GUEST TODAY IS THE

113. THANK YOU, CHURCH LADY. OUR FINAL GUEST TODAY IS THE PRESUMPTIVE REPUBLICAN DIVORCEE,

114. OUR FINAL GUEST TODAY IS THE PRESUMPTIVE REPUBLICAN DIVORCEE, I MEAN NOMINEE.

115. PRESUMPTIVE REPUBLICAN DIVORCEE, I MEAN NOMINEE. PLEASE WELCOME,

116. I MEAN NOMINEE. PLEASE WELCOME, THE TANGERINE TORNADO HIMSELF,

117. PLEASE WELCOME, THE TANGERINE TORNADO HIMSELF, DONALD J. TRUMP.

118. THE TANGERINE TORNADO HIMSELF, DONALD J. TRUMP.

119. DONALD J. TRUMP. HI, DONNY, HAVE A SEAT.

120. HI, DONNY, HAVE A SEAT. LOOK AT YOU.

121. HI, DONNY, HAVE A SEAT. LOOK AT YOU. HI, CHURCH LADY.

122. LOOK AT YOU. HI, CHURCH LADY. GREAT TO BE HERE.

123. HI, CHURCH LADY. GREAT TO BE HERE. THE PLACE LOOKS TREMENDOUS.

124. GREAT TO BE HERE. THE PLACE LOOKS TREMENDOUS. BELIEVE ME,

125. THE PLACE LOOKS TREMENDOUS. BELIEVE ME, THIS IS ONE CLASSY FUN HOUSE.

126. BELIEVE ME, THIS IS ONE CLASSY FUN HOUSE. ACTUALLY THIS IS WHAT WE CALL

127. THIS IS ONE CLASSY FUN HOUSE. ACTUALLY THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A CHURCH.

128. ACTUALLY THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A CHURCH. SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU'RE NOT A

129. A CHURCH. SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU'RE NOT A BIG CHURCH-GOER.

130. SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU'RE NOT A BIG CHURCH-GOER. OH, I'M A BIG CHURCH-GOER.

131. BIG CHURCH-GOER. OH, I'M A BIG CHURCH-GOER. I AM THERE ALL THE TIME.

132. OH, I'M A BIG CHURCH-GOER. I AM THERE ALL THE TIME. SOMETIMES I GO EVEN WHEN IT'S

133. I AM THERE ALL THE TIME. SOMETIMES I GO EVEN WHEN IT'S NOT CHURCH DAY.

134. SOMETIMES I GO EVEN WHEN IT'S NOT CHURCH DAY. WOW, WHAT A WELL PUT

135. NOT CHURCH DAY. WOW, WHAT A WELL PUT STATEMENT.

136. WOW, WHAT A WELL PUT STATEMENT. DOES DONNY EVER TAKE A GANDER

137. STATEMENT. DOES DONNY EVER TAKE A GANDER AT THE HOLY SCRIPTURE.

138. DOES DONNY EVER TAKE A GANDER AT THE HOLY SCRIPTURE. HONESTLY, I LOVE ALL THE

139. AT THE HOLY SCRIPTURE. HONESTLY, I LOVE ALL THE BOOKS IN THE FINAL.

140. HONESTLY, I LOVE ALL THE BOOKS IN THE FINAL. THEY'RE ALL TERRIFIC.

141. BOOKS IN THE FINAL. THEY'RE ALL TERRIFIC. CORINTHIANS, BOOK OF

142. THEY'RE ALL TERRIFIC. CORINTHIANS, BOOK OF REVELATIONS, TWO GENESIS, TWO

143. CORINTHIANS, BOOK OF REVELATIONS, TWO GENESIS, TWO FURIOUS.

144. REVELATIONS, TWO GENESIS, TWO FURIOUS. WHICH SAYS, AND I QUOTE "LOVE

145. FURIOUS. WHICH SAYS, AND I QUOTE "LOVE THY NEIGHBOR AS THY SELF AND

146. WHICH SAYS, AND I QUOTE "LOVE THY NEIGHBOR AS THY SELF AND LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM

147. THY NEIGHBOR AS THY SELF AND LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM IS THERE."

148. LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM IS THERE." AND, ALWAYS KEEP THE SABBATH

149. IS THERE." AND, ALWAYS KEEP THE SABBATH HUGE.

150. AND, ALWAYS KEEP THE SABBATH HUGE. AND THE PART WHERE JOHN SNOW

151. HUGE. AND THE PART WHERE JOHN SNOW COMES BACK TO LIFE.

152. AND THE PART WHERE JOHN SNOW COMES BACK TO LIFE. THAT'S GREAT BIBLE.

153. COMES BACK TO LIFE. THAT'S GREAT BIBLE. ISN'T THAT SPECIAL.

154. THAT'S GREAT BIBLE. ISN'T THAT SPECIAL.

155. ISN'T THAT SPECIAL. DONNY, DONNY, THERE ARE TOSE

156. DONNY, DONNY, THERE ARE TOSE WHO SAY YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED.

157. DONNY, DONNY, THERE ARE TOSE WHO SAY YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED. THAT'S NOT TRUE.

158. WHO SAY YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED. THAT'S NOT TRUE. YOU KNOW, I REMEMBER A CELEBRITY

159. THAT'S NOT TRUE. YOU KNOW, I REMEMBER A CELEBRITY APPRENTICE EPISODE WHERE GARY

160. YOU KNOW, I REMEMBER A CELEBRITY APPRENTICE EPISODE WHERE GARY BUSEY DIDN'T SELL ENOUGH

161. APPRENTICE EPISODE WHERE GARY BUSEY DIDN'T SELL ENOUGH PANCAKES.

162. BUSEY DIDN'T SELL ENOUGH PANCAKES. AND YOU SAID "YOU'RE FIRED."

163. PANCAKES. AND YOU SAID "YOU'RE FIRED." I THOUGHT RIGHT THEN AND THERE,

164. AND YOU SAID "YOU'RE FIRED." I THOUGHT RIGHT THEN AND THERE, GIVE THIS MAN THE NUCLEAR CODE.

165. I THOUGHT RIGHT THEN AND THERE, GIVE THIS MAN THE NUCLEAR CODE. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING

166. GIVE THIS MAN THE NUCLEAR CODE. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT.

167. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT. NOW, SPEAKING OF OBSERVING

168. THAT. NOW, SPEAKING OF OBSERVING GOD'S COMMANDMENTS OR NOT.

169. NOW, SPEAKING OF OBSERVING GOD'S COMMANDMENTS OR NOT. I UNDERSTAND YOUR FAMILY IS

170. GOD'S COMMANDMENTS OR NOT. I UNDERSTAND YOUR FAMILY IS HERE.

171. I UNDERSTAND YOUR FAMILY IS HERE. THAT'S RIGHT.

172. HERE. THAT'S RIGHT. GET IN HERE GUYS, MY WIFE

173. THAT'S RIGHT. GET IN HERE GUYS, MY WIFE MELANIA.

174. GET IN HERE GUYS, MY WIFE MELANIA. HELLO, IT IS SO WONDERFUL TO

175. MELANIA. HELLO, IT IS SO WONDERFUL TO BE HERE.

176. HELLO, IT IS SO WONDERFUL TO BE HERE. MY LOVELY DAUGHTER, IVANKA.

177. BE HERE. MY LOVELY DAUGHTER, IVANKA. SORT OF GREAT TO BE HERE AS

178. MY LOVELY DAUGHTER, IVANKA. SORT OF GREAT TO BE HERE AS WELL.

179. SORT OF GREAT TO BE HERE AS WELL. WHO'S THE THIRD WOMAN DOWN

180. WELL. WHO'S THE THIRD WOMAN DOWN THERE?

181. WHO'S THE THIRD WOMAN DOWN THERE? THAT'S JUST ANOTHER MODEL.

182. THERE? THAT'S JUST ANOTHER MODEL. I MEAN SHE'S GREAT ENERGY TO

183. THAT'S JUST ANOTHER MODEL. I MEAN SHE'S GREAT ENERGY TO HAVE AROUND.

184. I MEAN SHE'S GREAT ENERGY TO HAVE AROUND. I'M SURE.

185. HAVE AROUND. I'M SURE. LET'S HAVE FUN!

186. I'M SURE. LET'S HAVE FUN! IT LIKES ALL KINDS OF FLESH

187. LET'S HAVE FUN! IT LIKES ALL KINDS OF FLESH DOESN'T IT?

188. IT LIKES ALL KINDS OF FLESH DOESN'T IT? TELL ME, DONALD, HAVE YOU

189. DOESN'T IT? TELL ME, DONALD, HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT WHO YOUR VICE

190. TELL ME, DONALD, HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT WHO YOUR VICE PRESIDENT IS GOING TO BE.

191. FIGURED OUT WHO YOUR VICE PRESIDENT IS GOING TO BE. SOMEBODY WHO SHARES YOUR

192. PRESIDENT IS GOING TO BE. SOMEBODY WHO SHARES YOUR TEMPERAMENTS AND VALUES, SOMEONE

193. SOMEBODY WHO SHARES YOUR TEMPERAMENTS AND VALUES, SOMEONE LIKE I DON'T KNOW — COULD IT

194. TEMPERAMENTS AND VALUES, SOMEONE LIKE I DON'T KNOW — COULD IT BE — SATAN.

195. LIKE I DON'T KNOW — COULD IT BE — SATAN. TEDDY IS A DEMON, MY GOD.

196. BE — SATAN. TEDDY IS A DEMON, MY GOD. I AM NO LONGER, TED CRUZ.

197. TEDDY IS A DEMON, MY GOD. I AM NO LONGER, TED CRUZ. I AM THE LORD OF SHADOWS.

198. I AM NO LONGER, TED CRUZ. I AM THE LORD OF SHADOWS. ARE YOU SURE YOU AREN'T LORD

199. I AM THE LORD OF SHADOWS. ARE YOU SURE YOU AREN'T LORD OF THE WEAK CHINS.

200. ARE YOU SURE YOU AREN'T LORD OF THE WEAK CHINS. SORRY, DONALD.

201. OF THE WEAK CHINS. SORRY, DONALD. YOU ART FIRST GUY WHO GOT

202. SORRY, DONALD. YOU ART FIRST GUY WHO GOT POSSESSED AND LOOKS BETTER.

203. YOU ART FIRST GUY WHO GOT POSSESSED AND LOOKS BETTER. YOU ARE SUCH A JERK, DONALD.

204. POSSESSED AND LOOKS BETTER. YOU ARE SUCH A JERK, DONALD. I'M GOING BACK TO HELL, THEY'RE

205. YOU ARE SUCH A JERK, DONALD. I'M GOING BACK TO HELL, THEY'RE NICER THERE.

206. I'M GOING BACK TO HELL, THEY'RE NICER THERE. WELL THAT WAS AN EVENTFUL

207. NICER THERE. WELL THAT WAS AN EVENTFUL CHURCH CHAT.

208. WELL THAT WAS AN EVENTFUL CHURCH CHAT. THANK YOU FOR LETTING US CHAT IT

209. CHURCH CHAT. THANK YOU FOR LETTING US CHAT IT UP WITH YOU.

210. THANK YOU FOR LETTING US CHAT IT UP WITH YOU. RIGHT NOW ALL I HAVE GOT TO SAY

211. UP WITH YOU. RIGHT NOW ALL I HAVE GOT TO SAY IS — LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S

212. RIGHT NOW ALL I HAVE GOT TO SAY IS — LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!

213. IS — LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT! IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" —

214. SATURDAY NIGHT! IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" — WITH VANESSA BAYER.

215. IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" — WITH VANESSA BAYER. BECK BENNETT.

216. WITH VANESSA BAYER. BECK BENNETT. AIDY BRYANT.

217. BECK BENNETT. AIDY BRYANT. COLIN JOST.

218. AIDY BRYANT. COLIN JOST. TARAN KILLAM.

219. COLIN JOST. TARAN KILLAM. KATE McKINNON.

220. TARAN KILLAM. KATE McKINNON. KYLE MOONEY.

221. KATE McKINNON. KYLE MOONEY. BOBBY MOYNIHAN.

222. KYLE MOONEY. BOBBY MOYNIHAN. JAY PHAROAH.

223. BOBBY MOYNIHAN. JAY PHAROAH. CECILY STRONG.

224. JAY PHAROAH. CECILY STRONG. KENAN THOMPSON.

225. CECILY STRONG. KENAN THOMPSON. SASHEER ZAMATA.

226. KENAN THOMPSON. SASHEER ZAMATA. FEATURING —

227. SASHEER ZAMATA. FEATURING — — MICHAEL CHE.

228. FEATURING — — MICHAEL CHE. PETE DAVIDSON.

229. — MICHAEL CHE. PETE DAVIDSON. LESLIE JONES.

230. PETE DAVIDSON. LESLIE JONES. JON RUDNITSKY.

231. LESLIE JONES. JON RUDNITSKY. MUSICAL GUEST, ALICIA KEYS.

232. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BRIE LARSON! CHEER CHEER

233. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. HEY, EVERYBODY.

234. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. HEY, EVERYBODY. IT IS SO WONDERFUL TO BE HERE.

235. HEY, EVERYBODY. IT IS SO WONDERFUL TO BE HERE. I HOPE YOU ALL KNOW TOMORROW IS

236. IT IS SO WONDERFUL TO BE HERE. I HOPE YOU ALL KNOW TOMORROW IS MOTHER'S DAY.

237. I HOPE YOU ALL KNOW TOMORROW IS MOTHER'S DAY. SO IT IS FITTING I AM HOSTING

238. MOTHER'S DAY. SO IT IS FITTING I AM HOSTING TONIGHT.

239. SO IT IS FITTING I AM HOSTING TONIGHT. BECAUSE I PLAYED A VERY STRONG

240. TONIGHT. BECAUSE I PLAYED A VERY STRONG MOTHER IN A MOVIE EVERY KID

241. BECAUSE I PLAYED A VERY STRONG MOTHER IN A MOVIE EVERY KID SHOULD WATCH WITH THEIR MOM ON

242. MOTHER IN A MOVIE EVERY KID SHOULD WATCH WITH THEIR MOM ON MOTHER'S DAY CALLED "ROOM."

243. SHOULD WATCH WITH THEIR MOM ON MOTHER'S DAY CALLED "ROOM."

244. MOTHER'S DAY CALLED "ROOM."

245. OH, DON'T DO THAT.

246. OH, DON'T DO THAT. THAT MOVIE IS PRETTY INTENSE.

247. OH, DON'T DO THAT. THAT MOVIE IS PRETTY INTENSE. 10 MINUTES IN AND MY OWN MOM

248. THAT MOVIE IS PRETTY INTENSE. 10 MINUTES IN AND MY OWN MOM WENT TO GO GET POPCORN AND JUST

249. 10 MINUTES IN AND MY OWN MOM WENT TO GO GET POPCORN AND JUST NEVER CAME BACK.

250. WENT TO GO GET POPCORN AND JUST NEVER CAME BACK. SPEAKING OF MY MOM, SHE IS HERE

251. NEVER CAME BACK. SPEAKING OF MY MOM, SHE IS HERE TONIGHT.

252. SPEAKING OF MY MOM, SHE IS HERE TONIGHT. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, MOM.

253. TONIGHT. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, MOM.

254. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, MOM. I LOVE ALICIA KEYS.

255. I LOVE ALICIA KEYS. OKAY, COOL.

256. I LOVE ALICIA KEYS. OKAY, COOL. HEY, BRIE, SORRY TO

257. OKAY, COOL. HEY, BRIE, SORRY TO INTERRUPT.

258. HEY, BRIE, SORRY TO INTERRUPT. TOMORROW IS MOTHER'S DAY.

259. INTERRUPT. TOMORROW IS MOTHER'S DAY. DO YOU MIND IF A DO A SPECIAL

260. TOMORROW IS MOTHER'S DAY. DO YOU MIND IF A DO A SPECIAL MESSAGE FOR MY MOM.

261. DO YOU MIND IF A DO A SPECIAL MESSAGE FOR MY MOM. HEY, MOM, THIS IS A GIRL I

262. MESSAGE FOR MY MOM. HEY, MOM, THIS IS A GIRL I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.

263. HEY, MOM, THIS IS A GIRL I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. SHE IS REAL.

264. WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. SHE IS REAL. AND A GIRL.

265. SHE IS REAL. AND A GIRL. AND HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.

266. AND A GIRL. AND HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY. I LOVE YOU.

267. AND HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY. I LOVE YOU. WE'RE NOT DATING, BECK.

268. I LOVE YOU. WE'RE NOT DATING, BECK. GOOD LOOKS AND A SENSE OF

269. WE'RE NOT DATING, BECK. GOOD LOOKS AND A SENSE OF HUMOR.

270. GOOD LOOKS AND A SENSE OF HUMOR. I'LL BE WAITING IN THE DRESSING

271. HUMOR. I'LL BE WAITING IN THE DRESSING ROOM.

272. I'LL BE WAITING IN THE DRESSING ROOM. OSCAR WINNER, OH.

273. ROOM. OSCAR WINNER, OH. MS. BENNETT, I AM NOT DATING

274. OSCAR WINNER, OH. MS. BENNETT, I AM NOT DATING YOUR SON.

275. MS. BENNETT, I AM NOT DATING YOUR SON. SINCE IT IS MOTHER'S DAY.

276. YOUR SON. SINCE IT IS MOTHER'S DAY. IF ANYONE ELSE HAS A MESSAGE FOR

277. SINCE IT IS MOTHER'S DAY. IF ANYONE ELSE HAS A MESSAGE FOR THEIR MOM.

278. IF ANYONE ELSE HAS A MESSAGE FOR THEIR MOM. COME ON UP.

279. THEIR MOM. COME ON UP. I DO, BRIE.

280. COME ON UP. I DO, BRIE. IS THAT OKAY.

281. I DO, BRIE. IS THAT OKAY. GO AHEAD, BOBBY.

282. IS THAT OKAY. GO AHEAD, BOBBY. HEY, MOM.

283. GO AHEAD, BOBBY. HEY, MOM. DO ME A FAVOR.

284. HEY, MOM. DO ME A FAVOR. GET THE REMOTE.

285. DO ME A FAVOR. GET THE REMOTE. GO IN MY ROOM.

286. GET THE REMOTE. GO IN MY ROOM. RECORD ALL SEASONS OF

287. GO IN MY ROOM. RECORD ALL SEASONS OF "VANDEPARTMENT.

288. RECORD ALL SEASONS OF "VANDEPARTMENT. — VANDERPUMP RULES."

289. "VANDEPARTMENT. — VANDERPUMP RULES." YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM?

290. — VANDERPUMP RULES." YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM? I PAY RENT.

291. YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM? I PAY RENT. HEY, BRIE, MY MOM IS WATCHING

292. I PAY RENT. HEY, BRIE, MY MOM IS WATCHING TOO.

293. HEY, BRIE, MY MOM IS WATCHING TOO. DO YOU MIND IF I SAY A LITTLE

294. TOO. DO YOU MIND IF I SAY A LITTLE SOMETHING?

295. DO YOU MIND IF I SAY A LITTLE SOMETHING? YOU KNOW, PETE, WE'RE RUNNING

296. SOMETHING? YOU KNOW, PETE, WE'RE RUNNING A LITTLE LOW ON TIME NOW.

297. YOU KNOW, PETE, WE'RE RUNNING A LITTLE LOW ON TIME NOW. MOM, BRIE LARSON DOESN'T HAVE

298. A LITTLE LOW ON TIME NOW. MOM, BRIE LARSON DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU.

299. MOM, BRIE LARSON DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU. PETE, PETE, HEY.

300. TIME FOR YOU. PETE, PETE, HEY. I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR MOM WAS RIGHT

301. PETE, PETE, HEY. I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR MOM WAS RIGHT THERE.

302. I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR MOM WAS RIGHT THERE. SORRY.

303. THERE. SORRY. GO AHEAD.

304. SORRY. GO AHEAD. SAY SOMETHING.

305. GO AHEAD. SAY SOMETHING. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.

306. SAY SOMETHING. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY. LOVE YOU.

307. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY. LOVE YOU. SO SWEET YOU BROUGHT YOUR MOM

308. LOVE YOU. SO SWEET YOU BROUGHT YOUR MOM TONIGHT.

309. SO SWEET YOU BROUGHT YOUR MOM TONIGHT. SHE COMES TO EVERY SHOW.

310. TONIGHT. SHE COMES TO EVERY SHOW. I'M HIS RIDE.

311. SHE COMES TO EVERY SHOW. I'M HIS RIDE. BRIE, CAN I BRING MY MOM UP

312. I'M HIS RIDE. BRIE, CAN I BRING MY MOM UP HERE.

313. BRIE, CAN I BRING MY MOM UP HERE. OF COURSE.

314. HERE. OF COURSE. COME ON.

315. OF COURSE. COME ON. COME ON.

316. COME ON. COME ON. BRIE I LOVED YOU IN THE

317. COME ON. BRIE I LOVED YOU IN THE MOVIE.

318. BRIE I LOVED YOU IN THE MOVIE. SHE JUST WANTED TO MEET YOU.

319. MOVIE. SHE JUST WANTED TO MEET YOU. WHO DOESN'T LIKE A GOOD BRIE?

320. SHE JUST WANTED TO MEET YOU. WHO DOESN'T LIKE A GOOD BRIE? SHE WROTE THAT!

321. WHO DOESN'T LIKE A GOOD BRIE? SHE WROTE THAT! IT'S MY TURN.

322. SHE WROTE THAT! IT'S MY TURN. MOM,

323. IT'S MY TURN. MOM, CAN YOU PLEASE COME UP HERE?

324. MOM, CAN YOU PLEASE COME UP HERE? YOU HAVE BEEN SO SUPPORTIVE TO

325. CAN YOU PLEASE COME UP HERE? YOU HAVE BEEN SO SUPPORTIVE TO ME OVER THE YEARS.

326. YOU HAVE BEEN SO SUPPORTIVE TO ME OVER THE YEARS. ENDLESS WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT.

327. ME OVER THE YEARS. ENDLESS WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT. AS A TOKEN OF MY APPRECIATION, I

328. ENDLESS WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT. AS A TOKEN OF MY APPRECIATION, I GOT YOU TICKETS TO THE HOTTEST

329. AS A TOKEN OF MY APPRECIATION, I GOT YOU TICKETS TO THE HOTTEST SHOW IN NEW YORK.

330. GOT YOU TICKETS TO THE HOTTEST SHOW IN NEW YORK. "HAMILTON"?

331. SHOW IN NEW YORK. "HAMILTON"? NO, THIS SHOW.

332. "HAMILTON"? NO, THIS SHOW. WE HAVE A REALLY GREAT ONE.

333. NO, THIS SHOW. WE HAVE A REALLY GREAT ONE. ALICIA KEYS IS HERE.

334. WE HAVE A REALLY GREAT ONE. ALICIA KEYS IS HERE. SO STICK AROUND.

335. ALICIA KEYS IS HERE. SO STICK AROUND. AND WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK!

336. SO STICK AROUND. AND WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK!

337. YOU DO KNOW LITTLE GIRLS CAN GO AS FAR AS THEIR IMAGINATIONS WILL TAKE THEM.

338. GO AS FAR AS THEIR IMAGINATIONS WILL TAKE THEM. LIKE OUTER SPACE.

339. WILL TAKE THEM. LIKE OUTER SPACE. LIFTOFF!

340. LIKE OUTER SPACE. LIFTOFF! THE STREETS OF PARIS?

341. LIFTOFF! THE STREETS OF PARIS? BONJOUR.

342. THE STREETS OF PARIS? BONJOUR. OR A MAGICAL WORLD THEY CREATED

343. BONJOUR. OR A MAGICAL WORLD THEY CREATED ALL ON THEIR OWN?

344. OR A MAGICAL WORLD THEY CREATED ALL ON THEIR OWN? THIS IS HOW YOU GET TO THE

345. ALL ON THEIR OWN? THIS IS HOW YOU GET TO THE CASTLE.

346. THIS IS HOW YOU GET TO THE CASTLE. AND TO SHOW JUST HOW FAR WE

347. CASTLE. AND TO SHOW JUST HOW FAR WE MATTEL IS PROUD TO

348. AND TO SHOW JUST HOW FAR WE MATTEL IS PROUD TO INTRODUCE PRESIDENT'S BARBIE,

349. MATTEL IS PROUD TO INTRODUCE PRESIDENT'S BARBIE, THE FIRST BARBIE

350. INTRODUCE PRESIDENT'S BARBIE, THE FIRST BARBIE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF.

351. THE FIRST BARBIE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF. OH, NEAT.

352. COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF. OH, NEAT. OH, DON'T YOU WANT TO PLAY

353. OH, NEAT. OH, DON'T YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH HER.

354. OH, DON'T YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH HER. SHE'S A GIRL.

355. WITH HER. SHE'S A GIRL. JUST LIKE YOU.

356. SHE'S A GIRL. JUST LIKE YOU. YEAH, BUT GIRLS DON'T HAVE TO

357. JUST LIKE YOU. YEAH, BUT GIRLS DON'T HAVE TO PLAY WITH DOLLS.

358. YEAH, BUT GIRLS DON'T HAVE TO PLAY WITH DOLLS. WE CAN PLAY WITH WHATEVER WE

359. PLAY WITH DOLLS. WE CAN PLAY WITH WHATEVER WE WANT.

360. WE CAN PLAY WITH WHATEVER WE WANT. THAT'S TRUE.

361. WANT. THAT'S TRUE. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO PLAY WITH

362. THAT'S TRUE. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO PLAY WITH DOLLS.

363. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO PLAY WITH DOLLS. BUT IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU

364. DOLLS. BUT IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU PLAYED WITH THIS DOLL RIGHT NOW.

365. BUT IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU PLAYED WITH THIS DOLL RIGHT NOW. I LIKE LEGOS.

366. PLAYED WITH THIS DOLL RIGHT NOW. I LIKE LEGOS. I LIKE LEGOS.

367. I LIKE LEGOS. I LIKE LEGOS. THAT'S WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE.

368. I LIKE LEGOS. THAT'S WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE. LOOK —

369. THAT'S WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE. LOOK — PRESIDENT BARBIE COMES WITH

370. LOOK — PRESIDENT BARBIE COMES WITH ACCESSORIES LIKE SUNGLASSES AND

371. PRESIDENT BARBIE COMES WITH ACCESSORIES LIKE SUNGLASSES AND SMART PHONE WITH SNAPCHAT.

372. ACCESSORIES LIKE SUNGLASSES AND SMART PHONE WITH SNAPCHAT. DO YOU LIKE HER NOW?

373. SMART PHONE WITH SNAPCHAT. DO YOU LIKE HER NOW? HUH?

374. DO YOU LIKE HER NOW? HUH? DO YOU?

375. HUH? DO YOU? LOOKS LIKE SHE IS TRYING TOO

376. DO YOU? LOOKS LIKE SHE IS TRYING TOO HARD.

377. LOOKS LIKE SHE IS TRYING TOO HARD. SHE IS TRYING HARD.

378. HARD. SHE IS TRYING HARD. BECAUSE

379. SHE IS TRYING HARD. BECAUSE THERE USED TO BE A TIME WHEN

380. BECAUSE THERE USED TO BE A TIME WHEN BARBIE COULDN'T EVEN BE

381. THERE USED TO BE A TIME WHEN BARBIE COULDN'T EVEN BE PRESIDENT.

382. BARBIE COULDN'T EVEN BE PRESIDENT. I WASN'T ALIVE THEN.

383. PRESIDENT. I WASN'T ALIVE THEN. GOOD FOR YOU.

384. I WASN'T ALIVE THEN. GOOD FOR YOU. I JUST DON'T LIKE HER.

385. GOOD FOR YOU. I JUST DON'T LIKE HER. SHE IS TOO STIFF.

386. I JUST DON'T LIKE HER. SHE IS TOO STIFF. I BET YOU WOULD LIKE

387. SHE IS TOO STIFF. I BET YOU WOULD LIKE PRESIDENT BARBIE IF SHE SMILED

388. I BET YOU WOULD LIKE PRESIDENT BARBIE IF SHE SMILED MORE TOO?

389. PRESIDENT BARBIE IF SHE SMILED MORE TOO? YEAH.

390. MORE TOO? YEAH. WOW, YOU REALLY DON'T GET IT,

391. YEAH. WOW, YOU REALLY DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?

392. WOW, YOU REALLY DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT WILL BE

393. DO YOU? HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT WILL BE FUN?

394. HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT WILL BE FUN? IF WE

395. FUN? IF WE PLAYED WITH THAT OLD BROOM OVER

396. IF WE PLAYED WITH THAT OLD BROOM OVER THERE.

397. PLAYED WITH THAT OLD BROOM OVER THERE. YEAH!

398. THERE. YEAH! THAT'S WHAT THEY GO WITH.

399. YEAH! THAT'S WHAT THEY GO WITH. UH —

400. THAT'S WHAT THEY GO WITH. UH — WE NEED TO RETHINK THIS WHOLE

401. UH — WE NEED TO RETHINK THIS WHOLE THING.

402. WE NEED TO RETHINK THIS WHOLE THING. HEY, GIRLS, WHY DON'T YOU

403. THING. HEY, GIRLS, WHY DON'T YOU PLAY WITH PRESIDENT BARBIE?

404. HEY, GIRLS, WHY DON'T YOU PLAY WITH PRESIDENT BARBIE? BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE TO!

405. PLAY WITH PRESIDENT BARBIE? BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE TO! OH.

406. BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE TO! OH. PRESIDENT BARBIE, NO FUN,

407. OH. PRESIDENT BARBIE, NO FUN, DEFINITELY A PRESIDENT.

408. PRESIDENT BARBIE, NO FUN, DEFINITELY A PRESIDENT.

409. I'M DR. RHODE AND THIS IS DR. CHRISTIANSON. WE KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH A

410. CHRISTIANSON. WE KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH A LOT THIS PAST WEEK.

411. WE KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH A LOT THIS PAST WEEK. WE APPRECIATE YOU BEING HERE.

412. LOT THIS PAST WEEK. WE APPRECIATE YOU BEING HERE. YES THE FACT THAT YOU THREE

413. WE APPRECIATE YOU BEING HERE. YES THE FACT THAT YOU THREE WERE WERE DEAD FOR 55 MINUTES.

414. YES THE FACT THAT YOU THREE WERE WERE DEAD FOR 55 MINUTES. MAKES YOUR NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE

415. WERE WERE DEAD FOR 55 MINUTES. MAKES YOUR NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE OF GREAT INTEREST TO THE

416. MAKES YOUR NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE OF GREAT INTEREST TO THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY.

417. OF GREAT INTEREST TO THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY. WE WERE JUST GAL PALS ON A

418. SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY. WE WERE JUST GAL PALS ON A ROAD TRIP, TOOK A WRONG TURN

419. WE WERE JUST GAL PALS ON A ROAD TRIP, TOOK A WRONG TURN INTO A LAKE NOW WE ARE MEDICAL

420. ROAD TRIP, TOOK A WRONG TURN INTO A LAKE NOW WE ARE MEDICAL MIRACLES.

421. INTO A LAKE NOW WE ARE MEDICAL MIRACLES. INDEED.

422. MIRACLES. INDEED. NOW AFTER YOUR CAR BECAME

423. INDEED. NOW AFTER YOUR CAR BECAME SUBMERGED AND YOU LOST

424. NOW AFTER YOUR CAR BECAME SUBMERGED AND YOU LOST CONSCIOUSNESS, WHAT WAS THE

425. SUBMERGED AND YOU LOST CONSCIOUSNESS, WHAT WAS THE FIRST LUCID MEMORY?

426. CONSCIOUSNESS, WHAT WAS THE FIRST LUCID MEMORY? MY SOUL WAS LIKE GENTLY

427. FIRST LUCID MEMORY? MY SOUL WAS LIKE GENTLY LIFTED OUT OF MY BODY BY A

428. MY SOUL WAS LIKE GENTLY LIFTED OUT OF MY BODY BY A BEAUTIFUL GLOWING BEING.

429. LIFTED OUT OF MY BODY BY A BEAUTIFUL GLOWING BEING. IT SAID "I AM YOUR GUARDIAN

430. BEAUTIFUL GLOWING BEING. IT SAID "I AM YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL, YOU ARE SAFE WITH ME."

431. IT SAID "I AM YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL, YOU ARE SAFE WITH ME." AND THEN WE JUST FLOATED UP AND

432. ANGEL, YOU ARE SAFE WITH ME." AND THEN WE JUST FLOATED UP AND OUT OF THE CAR.

433. AND THEN WE JUST FLOATED UP AND OUT OF THE CAR. MY ANGEL SAID, TAKE MY HAND,

434. OUT OF THE CAR. MY ANGEL SAID, TAKE MY HAND, DEAR CHILD, WE FLOATED UP PRETTY

435. MY ANGEL SAID, TAKE MY HAND, DEAR CHILD, WE FLOATED UP PRETTY HIGH.

436. DEAR CHILD, WE FLOATED UP PRETTY HIGH. BUT I WASN'T SCARED.

437. HIGH. BUT I WASN'T SCARED. I JUST FELT LIKE INFUSED WITH

438. BUT I WASN'T SCARED. I JUST FELT LIKE INFUSED WITH THIS WARM, LOVING ENERGY.

439. I JUST FELT LIKE INFUSED WITH THIS WARM, LOVING ENERGY. AND, YOU MS. RAFFERTY.

440. THIS WARM, LOVING ENERGY. AND, YOU MS. RAFFERTY. YEAH, UM, SIMILAR CONCEPT.

441. AND, YOU MS. RAFFERTY. YEAH, UM, SIMILAR CONCEPT. EXCUSE ME.

442. YEAH, UM, SIMILAR CONCEPT. EXCUSE ME. DIFFERENT EXECUTION.

443. EXCUSE ME. DIFFERENT EXECUTION. MY ANGEL SAID, I'M KEITH, HOLD

444. DIFFERENT EXECUTION. MY ANGEL SAID, I'M KEITH, HOLD ON.

445. MY ANGEL SAID, I'M KEITH, HOLD ON. AND HE VIOLENTLY YANKED MY SOUL

446. ON. AND HE VIOLENTLY YANKED MY SOUL UP OUT OF MY BODY BY THE

447. AND HE VIOLENTLY YANKED MY SOUL UP OUT OF MY BODY BY THE WAISTBAND OF MY SWEAT PANTS.

448. UP OUT OF MY BODY BY THE WAISTBAND OF MY SWEAT PANTS. DID YOU ALSO FEEL LOVING

449. WAISTBAND OF MY SWEAT PANTS. DID YOU ALSO FEEL LOVING ENERGY?

450. DID YOU ALSO FEEL LOVING ENERGY? NO.

451. ENERGY? NO. WHAT I MOSTLY FELT WAS THE

452. NO. WHAT I MOSTLY FELT WAS THE PINCHING OF AN EPIC LADY WEDGE.

453. WHAT I MOSTLY FELT WAS THE PINCHING OF AN EPIC LADY WEDGE. BUT I WAS BEING, YOU KNOW, AIR

454. PINCHING OF AN EPIC LADY WEDGE. BUT I WAS BEING, YOU KNOW, AIR LIFTED BY THE CROTCH OF MY SWEAT

455. BUT I WAS BEING, YOU KNOW, AIR LIFTED BY THE CROTCH OF MY SWEAT PANTS.

456. LIFTED BY THE CROTCH OF MY SWEAT PANTS. IT WAS JACKED UP INTO MY

457. PANTS. IT WAS JACKED UP INTO MY COO-COO.

458. IT WAS JACKED UP INTO MY COO-COO. I SEE.

459. COO-COO. I SEE. AND THIS OCCURRED WHILE YOU WERE

460. I SEE. AND THIS OCCURRED WHILE YOU WERE FLOATING?

461. AND THIS OCCURRED WHILE YOU WERE FLOATING? YEAH, I WOULDN'T CALL IT A

462. FLOATING? YEAH, I WOULDN'T CALL IT A FLOAT.

463. YEAH, I WOULDN'T CALL IT A FLOAT. KEITH WOULD RATCHET US INTO THE

464. FLOAT. KEITH WOULD RATCHET US INTO THE AIR AND QUICK 5-FOOT SPURTS

465. KEITH WOULD RATCHET US INTO THE AIR AND QUICK 5-FOOT SPURTS FOLLOWED BY SUDDEN STOPS.

466. AIR AND QUICK 5-FOOT SPURTS FOLLOWED BY SUDDEN STOPS. I DON'T THINK I WAS ROLLING WITH

467. FOLLOWED BY SUDDEN STOPS. I DON'T THINK I WAS ROLLING WITH THE

468. I DON'T THINK I WAS ROLLING WITH THE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.

469. THE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. I SEE.

470. EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. I SEE. NOW AFTER YOU ALL LEFT YOUR

471. I SEE. NOW AFTER YOU ALL LEFT YOUR BODY, WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?

472. NOW AFTER YOU ALL LEFT YOUR BODY, WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? I WAS IN A TUNNEL.

473. BODY, WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? I WAS IN A TUNNEL. AT THE END THERE WAS A BRIGHT

474. I WAS IN A TUNNEL. AT THE END THERE WAS A BRIGHT GLOW BECKONING ME FORWARD.

475. AT THE END THERE WAS A BRIGHT GLOW BECKONING ME FORWARD. JUST INTO THE LIGHT WITH MY

476. GLOW BECKONING ME FORWARD. JUST INTO THE LIGHT WITH MY ANGEL.

477. JUST INTO THE LIGHT WITH MY ANGEL. I DIDN'T KNOW IT FELT LIKE I WAS

478. ANGEL. I DIDN'T KNOW IT FELT LIKE I WAS IN PSALMS.

479. I DIDN'T KNOW IT FELT LIKE I WAS IN PSALMS. THE YEAH, THE CLOSER I GOT TO

480. IN PSALMS. THE YEAH, THE CLOSER I GOT TO THE LIGHT THE MORE MY HEART

481. THE YEAH, THE CLOSER I GOT TO THE LIGHT THE MORE MY HEART FILLED WITH LOVE.

482. THE LIGHT THE MORE MY HEART FILLED WITH LOVE. WHAT?

483. FILLED WITH LOVE. WHAT? THESE TWO CINDERELLAS ARE GOING

484. WHAT? THESE TWO CINDERELLAS ARE GOING TO THE BALL.

485. THESE TWO CINDERELLAS ARE GOING TO THE BALL. MEANWHILE,

486. TO THE BALL. MEANWHILE, CUT TO MY TUNNEL, A 6-MILE-LONG

487. MEANWHILE, CUT TO MY TUNNEL, A 6-MILE-LONG STEEP SLOPE THAT KEITH MADE ME

488. CUT TO MY TUNNEL, A 6-MILE-LONG STEEP SLOPE THAT KEITH MADE ME RUN DOWN IN FLIP-FLOPS, AND MY

489. STEEP SLOPE THAT KEITH MADE ME RUN DOWN IN FLIP-FLOPS, AND MY — MIND YOU, MY

490. RUN DOWN IN FLIP-FLOPS, AND MY — MIND YOU, MY SWEATS WERE SO STRETCHED OUT

491. — MIND YOU, MY SWEATS WERE SO STRETCHED OUT THEY KEPT FALLING.

492. SWEATS WERE SO STRETCHED OUT THEY KEPT FALLING. I HAD TO KICK THEM OFF.

493. THEY KEPT FALLING. I HAD TO KICK THEM OFF. NOW I'M FULL DONALD DUCKING IT.

494. I HAD TO KICK THEM OFF. NOW I'M FULL DONALD DUCKING IT. I'M GOING DOWN A 45 DEGREE

495. NOW I'M FULL DONALD DUCKING IT. I'M GOING DOWN A 45 DEGREE DECLINE HANGING OUT.

496. I'M GOING DOWN A 45 DEGREE DECLINE HANGING OUT. WHAT OCCURRED WHEN YOU ALL

497. DECLINE HANGING OUT. WHAT OCCURRED WHEN YOU ALL REACHED THE END OF THE TUNNEL?

498. WHAT OCCURRED WHEN YOU ALL REACHED THE END OF THE TUNNEL? IN THE LIGHT, I SAW MY MAMA,

499. REACHED THE END OF THE TUNNEL? IN THE LIGHT, I SAW MY MAMA, SHE SAID, "I'M ALWAYS WITH YOU

500. IN THE LIGHT, I SAW MY MAMA, SHE SAID, "I'M ALWAYS WITH YOU BABY."

501. SHE SAID, "I'M ALWAYS WITH YOU BABY." AND I HUGGED HER.

502. BABY." AND I HUGGED HER. AND NEVER WANTED TO LET HER GO.

503. AND I HUGGED HER. AND NEVER WANTED TO LET HER GO. I SAW MY GRANDADDY.

504. AND NEVER WANTED TO LET HER GO. I SAW MY GRANDADDY. HE TOOK MY HAND.

505. I SAW MY GRANDADDY. HE TOOK MY HAND. HE DIDN'T

506. HE TOOK MY HAND. HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

507. HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. WE JUST SMILED AND HAPPY CRIED.

508. SAY ANYTHING. WE JUST SMILED AND HAPPY CRIED. WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW AMAZING

509. WE JUST SMILED AND HAPPY CRIED. WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW AMAZING IT WAS!

510. WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW AMAZING IT WAS! WELL.

511. IT WAS! WELL. AGAIN, I STRAY FROM THE PACK

512. WELL. AGAIN, I STRAY FROM THE PACK HERE.

513. AGAIN, I STRAY FROM THE PACK HERE. SO — I GET INTO MY LIGHT.

514. HERE. SO — I GET INTO MY LIGHT. OUT COME THOUSANDS OF DOGS.

515. SO — I GET INTO MY LIGHT. OUT COME THOUSANDS OF DOGS. ALL SIZES, ALL BREEDS.

516. OUT COME THOUSANDS OF DOGS. ALL SIZES, ALL BREEDS. JUST DOGS.

517. ALL SIZES, ALL BREEDS. JUST DOGS. JUST RUNNING AROUND, PLAYING,

518. JUST DOGS. JUST RUNNING AROUND, PLAYING, YAPPING.

519. JUST RUNNING AROUND, PLAYING, YAPPING. NIPPING AT EACH OTHER.

520. YAPPING. NIPPING AT EACH OTHER. I'M SPORTING NO PANTS.

521. NIPPING AT EACH OTHER. I'M SPORTING NO PANTS. SO I'M FIGHTING OFF A GAGGLE OF

522. I'M SPORTING NO PANTS. SO I'M FIGHTING OFF A GAGGLE OF COLD SNOUTS.

523. SO I'M FIGHTING OFF A GAGGLE OF COLD SNOUTS. TRYING TO SNIFF MY DRAINER AND

524. COLD SNOUTS. TRYING TO SNIFF MY DRAINER AND MY STAINER.

525. TRYING TO SNIFF MY DRAINER AND MY STAINER. LOOK, AT LEAST SOMEBODY'S

526. MY STAINER. LOOK, AT LEAST SOMEBODY'S INTERESTED, RIGHT?

527. LOOK, AT LEAST SOMEBODY'S INTERESTED, RIGHT? NOW DO DOGS HAVE A SPECIAL

528. INTERESTED, RIGHT? NOW DO DOGS HAVE A SPECIAL SIGNIFICANCE IN YOUR LIFE?

529. NOW DO DOGS HAVE A SPECIAL SIGNIFICANCE IN YOUR LIFE? OH, NO, NO, NO.

530. SIGNIFICANCE IN YOUR LIFE? OH, NO, NO, NO. I THINK KEITH BOTCHED AND SENT

531. OH, NO, NO, NO. I THINK KEITH BOTCHED AND SENT ME TO DOG HEAVEN.

532. I THINK KEITH BOTCHED AND SENT ME TO DOG HEAVEN. BY THIS POINT IT WAS PRETTY

533. ME TO DOG HEAVEN. BY THIS POINT IT WAS PRETTY CLEAR, KEITH WAS LEARNING ON THE

534. BY THIS POINT IT WAS PRETTY CLEAR, KEITH WAS LEARNING ON THE JOB.

535. CLEAR, KEITH WAS LEARNING ON THE JOB. DO ANY OF YOU REMEMBER THE

536. JOB. DO ANY OF YOU REMEMBER THE MOMENT YOU ESSENTIALLY CAME BACK

537. DO ANY OF YOU REMEMBER THE MOMENT YOU ESSENTIALLY CAME BACK TO LIFE?

538. MOMENT YOU ESSENTIALLY CAME BACK TO LIFE? YEAH, MY ANGEL SAID TO ME,

539. TO LIFE? YEAH, MY ANGEL SAID TO ME, "IT'S NOT YOUR TIME."

540. YEAH, MY ANGEL SAID TO ME, "IT'S NOT YOUR TIME." CRADLED ME LIKE A BABY.

541. "IT'S NOT YOUR TIME." CRADLED ME LIKE A BABY. TOOK ME BACK DOWN AND GENTLY

542. CRADLED ME LIKE A BABY. TOOK ME BACK DOWN AND GENTLY PLACED MY SOUL BACK INTO MY

543. TOOK ME BACK DOWN AND GENTLY PLACED MY SOUL BACK INTO MY BODY.

544. PLACED MY SOUL BACK INTO MY BODY. YEAH, YEAH, IT FELT LIKE

545. BODY. YEAH, YEAH, IT FELT LIKE BEING

546. YEAH, YEAH, IT FELT LIKE BEING TUCKED INTO BED BY MY MAMA.

547. BEING TUCKED INTO BED BY MY MAMA. NOW I'M ACTUALLY A LITTLE

548. TUCKED INTO BED BY MY MAMA. NOW I'M ACTUALLY A LITTLE TICKED OFF.

549. NOW I'M ACTUALLY A LITTLE TICKED OFF. BECAUSE MY ANGEL, JAMMED MY SOUL

550. TICKED OFF. BECAUSE MY ANGEL, JAMMED MY SOUL INTO MY BODY LIKE HE WAS SHOVING

551. BECAUSE MY ANGEL, JAMMED MY SOUL INTO MY BODY LIKE HE WAS SHOVING A CARRY-ON INTO A CROWDED

552. INTO MY BODY LIKE HE WAS SHOVING A CARRY-ON INTO A CROWDED OVERHEAD BIN.

553. A CARRY-ON INTO A CROWDED OVERHEAD BIN. I WAS LIKE, "KEITH, BUD MAYBE

554. OVERHEAD BIN. I WAS LIKE, "KEITH, BUD MAYBE COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT GAME

555. I WAS LIKE, "KEITH, BUD MAYBE COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT GAME PLAN HERE."

556. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT GAME PLAN HERE." AND,

557. PLAN HERE." AND, HE KEPT SAYING NO, I CAN MAKE IT

558. AND, HE KEPT SAYING NO, I CAN MAKE IT FIT.

559. HE KEPT SAYING NO, I CAN MAKE IT FIT. THEN HE WAS USING HIS ELBOWS TO

560. FIT. THEN HE WAS USING HIS ELBOWS TO JAMMING ON MY SOUL.

561. THEN HE WAS USING HIS ELBOWS TO JAMMING ON MY SOUL. WHY DO YOU THINK THIS WAS SO

562. JAMMING ON MY SOUL. WHY DO YOU THINK THIS WAS SO DIFFICULT?

563. WHY DO YOU THINK THIS WAS SO DIFFICULT? MY THEORY IS THIS — KEITH

564. DIFFICULT? MY THEORY IS THIS — KEITH ACCIDENTALLY GRABBED ONE OF THE

565. MY THEORY IS THIS — KEITH ACCIDENTALLY GRABBED ONE OF THE DEAD DOG SOULS AND STUFFED IT

566. ACCIDENTALLY GRABBED ONE OF THE DEAD DOG SOULS AND STUFFED IT INTO MY BODY.

567. DEAD DOG SOULS AND STUFFED IT INTO MY BODY. I AM PRETTY SURE THE SOUL OF A

568. INTO MY BODY. I AM PRETTY SURE THE SOUL OF A SCOTTISH TERRIER SET UP SHOP IN

569. I AM PRETTY SURE THE SOUL OF A SCOTTISH TERRIER SET UP SHOP IN MY LEFT KNOCKER.

570. SCOTTISH TERRIER SET UP SHOP IN MY LEFT KNOCKER. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?

571. MY LEFT KNOCKER. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT? WELL, WHENEVER THE DOORBELL

572. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT? WELL, WHENEVER THE DOORBELL RINGS, MY KNOCKER GOES CRAZY.

573. WELL, WHENEVER THE DOORBELL RINGS, MY KNOCKER GOES CRAZY. PARDON ME, SHARON.

574. RINGS, MY KNOCKER GOES CRAZY. PARDON ME, SHARON. IT'S LIKE THIS.

575. PARDON ME, SHARON. IT'S LIKE THIS. BRR-BRR.

576. IT'S LIKE THIS. BRR-BRR. NOW WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST

577. BRR-BRR. NOW WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST DEMONSTRATE ON YOURSELF?

578. NOW WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST DEMONSTRATE ON YOURSELF? I DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE HIM UP.

579. DEMONSTRATE ON YOURSELF? I DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE HIM UP. THIS IS ALL VERY FASCINATING.

580. I DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE HIM UP. THIS IS ALL VERY FASCINATING. IF YOU WILL FOLLOW ME, WE WOULD

581. THIS IS ALL VERY FASCINATING. IF YOU WILL FOLLOW ME, WE WOULD LIKE TO DO SOME LIGHT BRAIN

582. IF YOU WILL FOLLOW ME, WE WOULD LIKE TO DO SOME LIGHT BRAIN MAPPING.

583. LIKE TO DO SOME LIGHT BRAIN MAPPING. ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST MAKE IT

584. MAPPING. ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST MAKE IT QUICK.

585. ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST MAKE IT QUICK. BECAUSE I THINK SOMEONE IS UP

586. QUICK. BECAUSE I THINK SOMEONE IS UP NOW.

587. BECAUSE I THINK SOMEONE IS UP NOW. SIT.

588. NOW. SIT. SIT.

589. SIT. SIT.

590. OH, BURP CLOTHS WITH LITTLE DUCKIES ON THEM. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THROWING

591. DUCKIES ON THEM. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THROWING ME THE BABY SHOWER.

592. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THROWING ME THE BABY SHOWER. I FEEL SO WELCOMED TO THE

593. ME THE BABY SHOWER. I FEEL SO WELCOMED TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

594. I FEEL SO WELCOMED TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD. OF COURSE.

595. NEIGHBORHOOD. OF COURSE. SO WHEN ARE YOU BECOMING A MOM.

596. OF COURSE. SO WHEN ARE YOU BECOMING A MOM. MY DUE DATE IS JULY 14.

597. SO WHEN ARE YOU BECOMING A MOM. MY DUE DATE IS JULY 14. NO, THAT'S WHEN YOU ARE

598. MY DUE DATE IS JULY 14. NO, THAT'S WHEN YOU ARE HAVING A CHILD.

599. NO, THAT'S WHEN YOU ARE HAVING A CHILD. WHEN YOU ARE BECOMING A TRUE

600. HAVING A CHILD. WHEN YOU ARE BECOMING A TRUE MOTHER.

601. WHEN YOU ARE BECOMING A TRUE MOTHER. YOU KNOW WHEN ARE YOU?

602. MOTHER. YOU KNOW WHEN ARE YOU? WHEN AM I WHAT?

603. YOU KNOW WHEN ARE YOU? WHEN AM I WHAT? SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHEN YOU

604. WHEN AM I WHAT? SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHEN YOU ARE GETTING THE CUT?

605. SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHEN YOU ARE GETTING THE CUT? THE CUT?

606. ARE GETTING THE CUT? THE CUT? YES.

607. THE CUT? YES. THE CUT!

608. YES. THE CUT! YOU KNOW, THE HAIRCUT THAT

609. THE CUT! YOU KNOW, THE HAIRCUT THAT ALL MOMS HAVE.

610. YOU KNOW, THE HAIRCUT THAT ALL MOMS HAVE. LIKE THE SOFT WATER FALL IN

611. ALL MOMS HAVE. LIKE THE SOFT WATER FALL IN THE FRONT.

612. LIKE THE SOFT WATER FALL IN THE FRONT. BUT KNIVES IN THE BACK.

613. THE FRONT. BUT KNIVES IN THE BACK. THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU

614. BUT KNIVES IN THE BACK. THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE GOING TO A FORMAL EVENT BUT

615. THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE GOING TO A FORMAL EVENT BUT ON THE WAY YOU ARE STRUCK BY

616. ARE GOING TO A FORMAL EVENT BUT ON THE WAY YOU ARE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING.

617. ON THE WAY YOU ARE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING. THE SCARED DINOSAUR FROM

618. LIGHTNING. THE SCARED DINOSAUR FROM JURASIC PARK.

619. THE SCARED DINOSAUR FROM JURASIC PARK. DON'T THINK THAT LOOK IS FOR

620. JURASIC PARK. DON'T THINK THAT LOOK IS FOR ME?

621. DON'T THINK THAT LOOK IS FOR ME? THAT'S WHAT WE ALL THOUGHT.

622. ME? THAT'S WHAT WE ALL THOUGHT. ONE DAY, SOMETHING WILL BREAK

623. THAT'S WHAT WE ALL THOUGHT. ONE DAY, SOMETHING WILL BREAK INSIDE YOU AND YOU KNOW THE TIME

624. ONE DAY, SOMETHING WILL BREAK INSIDE YOU AND YOU KNOW THE TIME HAS COME TO GET CUT.

625. INSIDE YOU AND YOU KNOW THE TIME HAS COME TO GET CUT. WHAT WAS IT FOR YOU?

626. HAS COME TO GET CUT. WHAT WAS IT FOR YOU? WELL, I WAS GETTING READY TO

627. WHAT WAS IT FOR YOU? WELL, I WAS GETTING READY TO LEAVE A WEDDING.

628. WELL, I WAS GETTING READY TO LEAVE A WEDDING. ALL OF A SUDDEN I THOUGHT I

629. LEAVE A WEDDING. ALL OF A SUDDEN I THOUGHT I NEED TO TAKE THE CENTERPIECE.

630. ALL OF A SUDDEN I THOUGHT I NEED TO TAKE THE CENTERPIECE. I CANNOT LEAVE A WEDDING WITHOUT

631. NEED TO TAKE THE CENTERPIECE. I CANNOT LEAVE A WEDDING WITHOUT THE CENTERPIECE.

632. I CANNOT LEAVE A WEDDING WITHOUT THE CENTERPIECE. WAS IT AT THE END OF THE

633. THE CENTERPIECE. WAS IT AT THE END OF THE RECEPTION?

634. WAS IT AT THE END OF THE RECEPTION? NO, I LEFT EARLY BECAUSE I

635. RECEPTION? NO, I LEFT EARLY BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE MUSIC.

636. NO, I LEFT EARLY BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE MUSIC. I TOOK THE CENTERPIECE AND I

637. DON'T LIKE MUSIC. I TOOK THE CENTERPIECE AND I KNEW IT WAS TIME FOR THE CUT.

638. I TOOK THE CENTERPIECE AND I KNEW IT WAS TIME FOR THE CUT. BUT THE CUT FIND YOU IN

639. KNEW IT WAS TIME FOR THE CUT. BUT THE CUT FIND YOU IN DIFFERENT WAYS.

640. BUT THE CUT FIND YOU IN DIFFERENT WAYS. NOW FOR ME, IT WAS MUCH MORE

641. DIFFERENT WAYS. NOW FOR ME, IT WAS MUCH MORE ABRUPT.

642. NOW FOR ME, IT WAS MUCH MORE ABRUPT. I COMPLETELY BLACKED OUT.

643. ABRUPT. I COMPLETELY BLACKED OUT. CAME TO IN THE PARKING LOT OF

644. I COMPLETELY BLACKED OUT. CAME TO IN THE PARKING LOT OF A MARSHALL'S/HOME GOODS.

645. CAME TO IN THE PARKING LOT OF A MARSHALL'S/HOME GOODS. NOW IN MY HANDS WAS A RUSTIC

646. A MARSHALL'S/HOME GOODS. NOW IN MY HANDS WAS A RUSTIC SIGN THAT JUST SAID THE WORD

647. NOW IN MY HANDS WAS A RUSTIC SIGN THAT JUST SAID THE WORD "HOME."

648. SIGN THAT JUST SAID THE WORD "HOME." THE NEXT DAY I GOT THE CUT.

649. "HOME." THE NEXT DAY I GOT THE CUT. FOR ME IT WAS WHEN I BOUGHT A

650. THE NEXT DAY I GOT THE CUT. FOR ME IT WAS WHEN I BOUGHT A BIG GLASS URN, HUGE,

651. FOR ME IT WAS WHEN I BOUGHT A BIG GLASS URN, HUGE, TAKES UP MY KITCHEN ISLAND.

652. BIG GLASS URN, HUGE, TAKES UP MY KITCHEN ISLAND. WHAT DID I PUT IN IT?

653. TAKES UP MY KITCHEN ISLAND. WHAT DID I PUT IN IT? ONE CANDLE.

654. WHAT DID I PUT IN IT? ONE CANDLE. WHEN DO YOU LIGHT IT?

655. ONE CANDLE. WHEN DO YOU LIGHT IT? NEVER!

656. WHEN DO YOU LIGHT IT? NEVER! SO YOU ARE TELLING ME THERE

657. NEVER! SO YOU ARE TELLING ME THERE IS GOING TO BE SOME SORT OF

658. SO YOU ARE TELLING ME THERE IS GOING TO BE SOME SORT OF MAGICAL MOMENT.

659. IS GOING TO BE SOME SORT OF MAGICAL MOMENT. SUDDENLY I AM GOING TO WANT A

660. MAGICAL MOMENT. SUDDENLY I AM GOING TO WANT A HAIRCUT THAT IS CURTAINS IN THE

661. SUDDENLY I AM GOING TO WANT A HAIRCUT THAT IS CURTAINS IN THE FRONT, IRON THRONE IN THE BACK?

662. HAIRCUT THAT IS CURTAINS IN THE FRONT, IRON THRONE IN THE BACK? NO ONE WANTS THE CUT.

663. FRONT, IRON THRONE IN THE BACK? NO ONE WANTS THE CUT. THE CUT CHOOSES YOU.

664. NO ONE WANTS THE CUT. THE CUT CHOOSES YOU. FOR ME IT HAPPENED WHEN I

665. THE CUT CHOOSES YOU. FOR ME IT HAPPENED WHEN I STEPPED INTO MY BATHROOM I

666. FOR ME IT HAPPENED WHEN I STEPPED INTO MY BATHROOM I CLOSED MY EYES AND HEARD THE

667. STEPPED INTO MY BATHROOM I CLOSED MY EYES AND HEARD THE OCEAN.

668. CLOSED MY EYES AND HEARD THE OCEAN. AND IN THAT MOMENT I KNEW MY

669. OCEAN. AND IN THAT MOMENT I KNEW MY BATHROOM MUST BE AN OCEAN.

670. AND IN THAT MOMENT I KNEW MY BATHROOM MUST BE AN OCEAN. I NEED LIGHTHOUSES.

671. BATHROOM MUST BE AN OCEAN. I NEED LIGHTHOUSES. I NEED SEASHELLS.

672. I NEED LIGHTHOUSES. I NEED SEASHELLS. I NEED SOAP IN THE SHAPE OF A

673. I NEED SEASHELLS. I NEED SOAP IN THE SHAPE OF A FLIP-FLOP.

674. I NEED SOAP IN THE SHAPE OF A FLIP-FLOP. WHY DO YOU NEED SOAP IN THE

675. FLIP-FLOP. WHY DO YOU NEED SOAP IN THE SHAPE OF A FLIP-FLOP?

676. WHY DO YOU NEED SOAP IN THE SHAPE OF A FLIP-FLOP? HA-HA-HA.

677. SHAPE OF A FLIP-FLOP? HA-HA-HA. SILLY GIRL, SHE SEEKS CLARITY

678. HA-HA-HA. SILLY GIRL, SHE SEEKS CLARITY ONLY THE CUT CAN PROVIDE.

679. SILLY GIRL, SHE SEEKS CLARITY ONLY THE CUT CAN PROVIDE. BUT, SOON YOU WILL KNOW MANY

680. ONLY THE CUT CAN PROVIDE. BUT, SOON YOU WILL KNOW MANY THINGS.

681. BUT, SOON YOU WILL KNOW MANY THINGS. LIKE BATHROOMS ARE OCEANS, BUT

682. THINGS. LIKE BATHROOMS ARE OCEANS, BUT THE KITCHEN IS A FARM.

683. LIKE BATHROOMS ARE OCEANS, BUT THE KITCHEN IS A FARM. UH-HUH.

684. THE KITCHEN IS A FARM. UH-HUH. YES, A KITCHEN ITS WATERING

685. UH-HUH. YES, A KITCHEN ITS WATERING CANS, PICKET FENCES, PIG IN A

686. YES, A KITCHEN ITS WATERING CANS, PICKET FENCES, PIG IN A CHEF'S HAT.

687. CANS, PICKET FENCES, PIG IN A CHEF'S HAT. THE CUT IS MORE POWERFUL THAN

688. CHEF'S HAT. THE CUT IS MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE.

689. THE CUT IS MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE. MY DOCTOR TOLD ME I COULDN'T GET

690. YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE. MY DOCTOR TOLD ME I COULDN'T GET PREGNANT UNLESS I HAVE SEX

691. MY DOCTOR TOLD ME I COULDN'T GET PREGNANT UNLESS I HAVE SEX WITH MY HUSBAND.

692. PREGNANT UNLESS I HAVE SEX WITH MY HUSBAND. WHICH I WOULD NEVER HAVE AND

693. WITH MY HUSBAND. WHICH I WOULD NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL.

694. WHICH I WOULD NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL. AND INSTEAD I JUST GOT THE CUT.

695. NEVER WILL. AND INSTEAD I JUST GOT THE CUT. AND THEN I LOOKED DOWN AND BOOM.

696. AND INSTEAD I JUST GOT THE CUT. AND THEN I LOOKED DOWN AND BOOM. I'M 7 MONTHS PREGNANT.

697. AND THEN I LOOKED DOWN AND BOOM. I'M 7 MONTHS PREGNANT. THERE IS NO WAY THAT THAT

698. I'M 7 MONTHS PREGNANT. THERE IS NO WAY THAT THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED.

699. THERE IS NO WAY THAT THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED. REALLY?

700. COULD HAVE HAPPENED. REALLY? THEN ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION.

701. REALLY? THEN ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION. WHY ARE YOU FOLDING THAT BAG SO

702. THEN ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION. WHY ARE YOU FOLDING THAT BAG SO CAREFULLY.

703. WHY ARE YOU FOLDING THAT BAG SO CAREFULLY. SO I CAN SAVE IT FOR LATER.

704. CAREFULLY. SO I CAN SAVE IT FOR LATER. IT IS JUST SUCH A NICE BAG.

705. SO I CAN SAVE IT FOR LATER. IT IS JUST SUCH A NICE BAG. WE KNOW.

706. IT IS JUST SUCH A NICE BAG. WE KNOW. WE GIVE THEM TO EACH OTHER.

707. WE KNOW. WE GIVE THEM TO EACH OTHER. I GOT THAT BAG FROM CLAIRE.

708. WE GIVE THEM TO EACH OTHER. I GOT THAT BAG FROM CLAIRE. I GOT THAT BAG FROM HEATHER.

709. I GOT THAT BAG FROM CLAIRE. I GOT THAT BAG FROM HEATHER. I GOT IT FROM BARBARA.

710. I GOT THAT BAG FROM HEATHER. I GOT IT FROM BARBARA. THERE ARE ONLY SEVEN BAGS IN

711. I GOT IT FROM BARBARA. THERE ARE ONLY SEVEN BAGS IN THIS ENTIRE COUNTY.

712. THERE ARE ONLY SEVEN BAGS IN THIS ENTIRE COUNTY. KIND OF LIKE US, WOMEN WITH GOOD

713. THIS ENTIRE COUNTY. KIND OF LIKE US, WOMEN WITH GOOD TASTE HAVE THE FORESIGHT TO

714. KIND OF LIKE US, WOMEN WITH GOOD TASTE HAVE THE FORESIGHT TO SAVE.

715. TASTE HAVE THE FORESIGHT TO SAVE. HI, MOM.

716. SAVE. HI, MOM. HI, SWEETIE.

717. HI, MOM. HI, SWEETIE. SORRY TO INTERRUPT.

718. HI, SWEETIE. SORRY TO INTERRUPT. I'M GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO

719. SORRY TO INTERRUPT. I'M GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT.

720. I'M GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT. I'LL FIX YOU A PLATE.

721. EAT. I'LL FIX YOU A PLATE. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

722. I'LL FIX YOU A PLATE. IT'S ALL RIGHT. I WILL GET IT MYSELF.

723. IT'S ALL RIGHT. I WILL GET IT MYSELF. "FIX YOU A PLATE?"

724. I WILL GET IT MYSELF. "FIX YOU A PLATE?" HE'S NOT EVEN MY SON.

725. "FIX YOU A PLATE?" HE'S NOT EVEN MY SON. I DIDN'T TRUST HIM TO PUT THINGS

726. HE'S NOT EVEN MY SON. I DIDN'T TRUST HIM TO PUT THINGS ON A PLATE AND MICROWAVE IT.

727. I DIDN'T TRUST HIM TO PUT THINGS ON A PLATE AND MICROWAVE IT. I HAD TO DO IT FOR HIM.

728. ON A PLATE AND MICROWAVE IT. I HAD TO DO IT FOR HIM. A CUT IS UPON US.

729. I HAD TO DO IT FOR HIM. A CUT IS UPON US. NO!

730. A CUT IS UPON US. NO! NO.

731. NO! NO. I WILL NEVER BE LOOK YOU.

732. NO. I WILL NEVER BE LOOK YOU. I WILL NEVER HAVE A CHUNKY

733. I WILL NEVER BE LOOK YOU. I WILL NEVER HAVE A CHUNKY HIGHLIGHT.

734. I WILL NEVER HAVE A CHUNKY HIGHLIGHT. WHAT IS IN MOTION, CANNOT BE

735. HIGHLIGHT. WHAT IS IN MOTION, CANNOT BE UNDONE.

736. WHAT IS IN MOTION, CANNOT BE UNDONE. SOON YOU WILL HAVE THE CUT.

737. UNDONE. SOON YOU WILL HAVE THE CUT. AND ALL OF YOUR TANK TOPS WILL

738. SOON YOU WILL HAVE THE CUT. AND ALL OF YOUR TANK TOPS WILL SPROUT CAP SLEEVES, QUOTES WILL

739. AND ALL OF YOUR TANK TOPS WILL SPROUT CAP SLEEVES, QUOTES WILL BE INSPIRATIONAL AND MAGNETS

740. SPROUT CAP SLEEVES, QUOTES WILL BE INSPIRATIONAL AND MAGNETS HILARIOUS.

741. BE INSPIRATIONAL AND MAGNETS HILARIOUS. YOU WILL GO TO THE BEACH BUT

742. HILARIOUS. YOU WILL GO TO THE BEACH BUT ONLY SHOP.

743. YOU WILL GO TO THE BEACH BUT ONLY SHOP. THE CUT.

744. ONLY SHOP. THE CUT. THE CUT.

745. THE CUT. THE CUT. THE CUT.

746. THE CUT. THE CUT. WELCOME, SISTER!

747. THE CUT. WELCOME, SISTER! AHHHH!

748. WELCOME, SISTER! AHHHH! OH, MY GOD.

749. AHHHH! OH, MY GOD. I LOVE THIS.

750. OH, MY GOD. I LOVE THIS. I LOVE IT!

751. I LOVE THIS. I LOVE IT! AND YOU KNOW WHAT THIS ROOM

752. I LOVE IT! AND YOU KNOW WHAT THIS ROOM NEEDS — A BIG BOWL OF FAKE

753. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THIS ROOM NEEDS — A BIG BOWL OF FAKE FRUIT.

754. NEEDS — A BIG BOWL OF FAKE FRUIT. OOH, YES.

755. FRUIT. OOH, YES. YEAH.

756. OOH, YES. YEAH. OOH.

757. YEAH. OOH. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY FROM

758. OOH. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY FROM "SNL."

759. EVERY MOVE. WHO ARE YOU YOU LOOK SO FAMILIAR

760. WHO ARE YOU YOU LOOK SO FAMILIAR YOU KNOW THE TRUTH

761. YOU LOOK SO FAMILIAR YOU KNOW THE TRUTH WHEN I'M WITH YOU

762. YOU WANT TO LOVE SOMEBODY LIKE ME WE USED TO TALK TO MIDNIGHT.

763. ME WE USED TO TALK TO MIDNIGHT. WE WERE JUST PASSING THE TIME

764. WE USED TO TALK TO MIDNIGHT. WE WERE JUST PASSING THE TIME WE WERE YOUNG AND WE DIDN'T HAVE

765. WE WERE JUST PASSING THE TIME WE WERE YOUNG AND WE DIDN'T HAVE NO

766. WE WERE YOUNG AND WE DIDN'T HAVE NO I COULD LOVE YOU ON ALL

767. NO I COULD LOVE YOU ON ALL OCCASIONS

768. I COULD LOVE YOU ON ALL OCCASIONS ♪ WE GOT WAY TOO MUCH

769. OCCASIONS ♪ WE GOT WAY TOO MUCH IN COMMON

770. SINCE I'M BEING HONEST WITH YOU ♪ ♪ WE GOT WAY TOO MUCH

771. WITH YOU ♪ ♪ WE GOT WAY TOO MUCH IN COMMON

772. SINCE I'M BEING HONEST WITH YOU ♪ ♪ WHO WANTS TO LOVE

773. WITH YOU ♪ ♪ WHO WANTS TO LOVE SOMEBODY LIKE ME

774. YOU WANNA LOVE SOMEBODY LIKE ME ♪ ♪ IF YOU COULD LOVE

775. SOMEBODY LIKE ME ♪ ♪ IF YOU COULD LOVE SOMEBODY LIKE ME

776. SOMEBODY LIKE ME ♪ WHO WANTS TO LOVE SOMEBODY LIKE ME

777. YOU WANNA LOVE SOMEBODY LIKE ME ♪ ♪ IF YOU COULD LOVE

778. SOMEBODY LIKE ME ♪ ♪ IF YOU COULD LOVE SOMEBODY LIKE ME

779. IN COMMON ♪ IF I'M BEING HONEST WITH YOU ♪ ♪ WE GOT WAY TOO MUCH IN

780. IT'S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE.

781. COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE.

782. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. WELCOME TO WEEKEND UPDATE.

783. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. WELCOME TO WEEKEND UPDATE. I'M MICHAEL CHE.

784. WELCOME TO WEEKEND UPDATE. I'M MICHAEL CHE. I'M COLIN JOST, AND HERE ARE

785. I'M MICHAEL CHE. I'M COLIN JOST, AND HERE ARE TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES.

786. I'M COLIN JOST, AND HERE ARE TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES. WELL, IT HAPPENED.

787. TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES. WELL, IT HAPPENED.

788. WELL, IT HAPPENED. DONALD TRUMP HAS SECURED THE

789. DONALD TRUMP HAS SECURED THE REPUBLICAN NOMINATION AND NO

790. DONALD TRUMP HAS SECURED THE REPUBLICAN NOMINATION AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I SAY THAT

791. REPUBLICAN NOMINATION AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I SAY THAT IT STILL SOUNDS LESS LIKE A

792. MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I SAY THAT IT STILL SOUNDS LESS LIKE A HEADLINE AND MORE LIKE THE

793. IT STILL SOUNDS LESS LIKE A HEADLINE AND MORE LIKE THE OMINOUS BEGINNING OF A "STAR

794. HEADLINE AND MORE LIKE THE OMINOUS BEGINNING OF A "STAR WARS" MOVIE.

795. OMINOUS BEGINNING OF A "STAR WARS" MOVIE. EVEN THOUGH THIS HAS BEEN COMING

796. WARS" MOVIE. EVEN THOUGH THIS HAS BEEN COMING FOR MONTHS.

797. EVEN THOUGH THIS HAS BEEN COMING FOR MONTHS. EVERYONE STILL SEEMS SHOCKED.

798. FOR MONTHS. EVERYONE STILL SEEMS SHOCKED. EVEN TRUMP SAID HE WAS

799. EVERYONE STILL SEEMS SHOCKED. EVEN TRUMP SAID HE WAS SURPRISED.

800. EVEN TRUMP SAID HE WAS SURPRISED. AND I BET IF YOU TOLD TRUMP A

801. SURPRISED. AND I BET IF YOU TOLD TRUMP A YEAR AGO THAT HE'D BE THE

802. AND I BET IF YOU TOLD TRUMP A YEAR AGO THAT HE'D BE THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE HE WOULD HAVE

803. YEAR AGO THAT HE'D BE THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE HE WOULD HAVE SAID, "BUT I'M A DEMOCRAT."

804. REPUBLICAN NOMINEE HE WOULD HAVE SAID, "BUT I'M A DEMOCRAT." BUT REMEMBER, DONALD TRUMP

805. SAID, "BUT I'M A DEMOCRAT." BUT REMEMBER, DONALD TRUMP PROMISED THAT ONCE HE GOT THE

806. BUT REMEMBER, DONALD TRUMP PROMISED THAT ONCE HE GOT THE NOMINATION HE WAS GOING TO BE,

807. PROMISED THAT ONCE HE GOT THE NOMINATION HE WAS GOING TO BE, QUOTE, "SO PRESIDENTIAL."

808. NOMINATION HE WAS GOING TO BE, QUOTE, "SO PRESIDENTIAL." WHICH IS WHY THE FIRST THING HE

809. QUOTE, "SO PRESIDENTIAL." WHICH IS WHY THE FIRST THING HE DID ON CINCO DE MAYO WAS TWEET

810. WHICH IS WHY THE FIRST THING HE DID ON CINCO DE MAYO WAS TWEET OUT A PHOTO OF HIMSELF EATING A

811. DID ON CINCO DE MAYO WAS TWEET OUT A PHOTO OF HIMSELF EATING A TACO BOWL WITH A CAPTION SAYING

812. OUT A PHOTO OF HIMSELF EATING A TACO BOWL WITH A CAPTION SAYING "I LOVE HISPANICS."

813. TACO BOWL WITH A CAPTION SAYING "I LOVE HISPANICS." FIRST OF ALL, A TACO BOWL SOUNDS

814. "I LOVE HISPANICS." FIRST OF ALL, A TACO BOWL SOUNDS LIKE WHAT TRUMP WOULD CALL A

815. FIRST OF ALL, A TACO BOWL SOUNDS LIKE WHAT TRUMP WOULD CALL A GROUP OF MEXICANS IN A HOT TUB.

816. LIKE WHAT TRUMP WOULD CALL A GROUP OF MEXICANS IN A HOT TUB. ALSO, DUDE, CLEAN YOUR OFFICE.

817. GROUP OF MEXICANS IN A HOT TUB. ALSO, DUDE, CLEAN YOUR OFFICE. LOOK AT YOU, YOU'RE EATING OFF A

818. ALSO, DUDE, CLEAN YOUR OFFICE. LOOK AT YOU, YOU'RE EATING OFF A STACK OF NEWSPAPERS LIKE THE

819. LOOK AT YOU, YOU'RE EATING OFF A STACK OF NEWSPAPERS LIKE THE WORLD'S RICHEST HAMSTER.

820. STACK OF NEWSPAPERS LIKE THE WORLD'S RICHEST HAMSTER. AND YOU'RE GIVING THE TYPE OF

821. WORLD'S RICHEST HAMSTER. AND YOU'RE GIVING THE TYPE OF WEIRD THUMBS UP YOU USUALLY SEE

822. AND YOU'RE GIVING THE TYPE OF WEIRD THUMBS UP YOU USUALLY SEE FROM A BRAIN-DAMAGED BOXER.

823. WEIRD THUMBS UP YOU USUALLY SEE FROM A BRAIN-DAMAGED BOXER. OKAY, LET'S LOOK AROUND THAT

824. FROM A BRAIN-DAMAGED BOXER. OKAY, LET'S LOOK AROUND THAT OFFICE.

825. OKAY, LET'S LOOK AROUND THAT OFFICE. OKAY, HE'S GOT LOOSE BLUEPRINTS

826. OFFICE. OKAY, HE'S GOT LOOSE BLUEPRINTS LYING AROUND LIKE HE'S

827. OKAY, HE'S GOT LOOSE BLUEPRINTS LYING AROUND LIKE HE'S HOWARD HUGHES.

828. LYING AROUND LIKE HE'S HOWARD HUGHES. HE'S GOT FRAMED PHOTOS ALL OF

829. HOWARD HUGHES. HE'S GOT FRAMED PHOTOS ALL OF HIMSELF, STACKED THREE DEEP, AND

830. HE'S GOT FRAMED PHOTOS ALL OF HIMSELF, STACKED THREE DEEP, AND HAS NOT ONE BUT TWO BOBBLEHEADS

831. HIMSELF, STACKED THREE DEEP, AND HAS NOT ONE BUT TWO BOBBLEHEADS OF DONALD TRUMP, FLANKING WHAT I

832. HAS NOT ONE BUT TWO BOBBLEHEADS OF DONALD TRUMP, FLANKING WHAT I CAN ONLY ASSUME IS A TINY OSCAR

833. OF DONALD TRUMP, FLANKING WHAT I CAN ONLY ASSUME IS A TINY OSCAR TROPHY HE MADE FOR HIMSELF FOR

834. CAN ONLY ASSUME IS A TINY OSCAR TROPHY HE MADE FOR HIMSELF FOR HIS EXQUISITE WORK IN "HOME

835. TROPHY HE MADE FOR HIMSELF FOR HIS EXQUISITE WORK IN "HOME ALONE 2."

836. HIS EXQUISITE WORK IN "HOME ALONE 2." I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THE

837. ALONE 2." I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THE REPUBLICANS LET THE DONALD TRUMP

838. I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THE REPUBLICANS LET THE DONALD TRUMP WIN THE NOMINATION FAIR AND

839. REPUBLICANS LET THE DONALD TRUMP WIN THE NOMINATION FAIR AND SQUARE.

840. WIN THE NOMINATION FAIR AND SQUARE. IF THERE WAS EVER A TIME TO

841. SQUARE. IF THERE WAS EVER A TIME TO CHEAT, THIS IS IT.

842. IF THERE WAS EVER A TIME TO CHEAT, THIS IS IT. ALL THE TIME, THE REPUBLICAN

843. CHEAT, THIS IS IT. ALL THE TIME, THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE WAS ELECTED BY A SECRET

844. ALL THE TIME, THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE WAS ELECTED BY A SECRET SOCIETY OF RICH OLD WHITE DUDES

845. NOMINEE WAS ELECTED BY A SECRET SOCIETY OF RICH OLD WHITE DUDES PLAYING BUCK NAKED LEAPFROG IN A

846. SOCIETY OF RICH OLD WHITE DUDES PLAYING BUCK NAKED LEAPFROG IN A SACRED OLD TEMPLE.

847. PLAYING BUCK NAKED LEAPFROG IN A SACRED OLD TEMPLE. WHERE IS THAT SPUNKY, RIGHT-WING

848. SACRED OLD TEMPLE. WHERE IS THAT SPUNKY, RIGHT-WING ILLUMINATI WHEN YOU NEED THEM.

849. WHERE IS THAT SPUNKY, RIGHT-WING ILLUMINATI WHEN YOU NEED THEM. I AM THINKING YOU GUYS AREN'T

850. ILLUMINATI WHEN YOU NEED THEM. I AM THINKING YOU GUYS AREN'T PEOPLE AT ALL.

851. I AM THINKING YOU GUYS AREN'T PEOPLE AT ALL. NOW THAT TRUMP HAS THE

852. PEOPLE AT ALL. NOW THAT TRUMP HAS THE NOMINATION HE IS GOING TO BECOME

853. NOW THAT TRUMP HAS THE NOMINATION HE IS GOING TO BECOME PRESIDENT.

854. NOMINATION HE IS GOING TO BECOME PRESIDENT. PEOPLE DON'T LOOK TO ADMIT IT IN

855. PRESIDENT. PEOPLE DON'T LOOK TO ADMIT IT IN PUBLIC.

856. PEOPLE DON'T LOOK TO ADMIT IT IN PUBLIC. THEY SECRETLY LIKE TRUMP.

857. PUBLIC. THEY SECRETLY LIKE TRUMP. EVERYWHERE I GO.

858. THEY SECRETLY LIKE TRUMP. EVERYWHERE I GO. YOU GUYS LIKE TRUMP.

859. EVERYWHERE I GO. YOU GUYS LIKE TRUMP. THEY'RE LIKE, BOO, NO.

860. YOU GUYS LIKE TRUMP. THEY'RE LIKE, BOO, NO. ARE YOU GOING TO VOTE FOR HIM?

861. THEY'RE LIKE, BOO, NO. ARE YOU GOING TO VOTE FOR HIM? AND THEY'RE LIKE, PROBABLY.

862. ARE YOU GOING TO VOTE FOR HIM? AND THEY'RE LIKE, PROBABLY. AND YES, A LOT OF PEOPLE HATE

863. AND THEY'RE LIKE, PROBABLY. AND YES, A LOT OF PEOPLE HATE TRUMP.

864. AND YES, A LOT OF PEOPLE HATE TRUMP. DON'T FORGET A LOT OF PEOPLE

865. TRUMP. DON'T FORGET A LOT OF PEOPLE HATE HILLARY TOO.

866. DON'T FORGET A LOT OF PEOPLE HATE HILLARY TOO. NO ONE IS REALLY HAPPY WITH

867. HATE HILLARY TOO. NO ONE IS REALLY HAPPY WITH EITHER OF THESE CHOICES.

868. NO ONE IS REALLY HAPPY WITH EITHER OF THESE CHOICES. IT'S LIKE IF YOU ARE IN THE MOOD

869. EITHER OF THESE CHOICES. IT'S LIKE IF YOU ARE IN THE MOOD FOR SOUP.

870. IT'S LIKE IF YOU ARE IN THE MOOD FOR SOUP. YOU GO TO THE DINER TO GET SOUP.

871. FOR SOUP. YOU GO TO THE DINER TO GET SOUP. BUT THE ONLY TWO OPTIONS THEY

872. YOU GO TO THE DINER TO GET SOUP. BUT THE ONLY TWO OPTIONS THEY HAVE LEFT OR PUMPKIN CORN

873. BUT THE ONLY TWO OPTIONS THEY HAVE LEFT OR PUMPKIN CORN CHOWDER OR HILLARY CLINTON.

874. HAVE LEFT OR PUMPKIN CORN CHOWDER OR HILLARY CLINTON. YOU'RE LIKE I MAY NOT EAT.

875. CHOWDER OR HILLARY CLINTON. YOU'RE LIKE I MAY NOT EAT. BERNIE SANDERS SAID, DID SOME

876. YOU'RE LIKE I MAY NOT EAT. BERNIE SANDERS SAID, DID SOME ONE SAY SOUP.

877. BERNIE SANDERS SAID, DID SOME ONE SAY SOUP. TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR THE

878. ONE SAY SOUP. TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR THE NEWSCASTERS OF TOMORROW SEGMENT

879. TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR THE NEWSCASTERS OF TOMORROW SEGMENT WHERE A LUCKY KID JOINS ME TO

880. NEWSCASTERS OF TOMORROW SEGMENT WHERE A LUCKY KID JOINS ME TO READ THE NEWS.

881. WHERE A LUCKY KID JOINS ME TO READ THE NEWS. TONIGHT A YOUNG ACTRESS, IN

882. READ THE NEWS. TONIGHT A YOUNG ACTRESS, IN THE UPCOMING

883. TONIGHT A YOUNG ACTRESS, IN THE UPCOMING NICKELODEON MOVIE "LUNCH BUNCH

884. THE UPCOMING NICKELODEON MOVIE "LUNCH BUNCH DETECTIVES."

885. NICKELODEON MOVIE "LUNCH BUNCH DETECTIVES." HERE IS LAURA PARSONS.

886. DETECTIVES." HERE IS LAURA PARSONS.

887. HERE IS LAURA PARSONS. HELLO, MICHAEL.

888. HELLO, MICHAEL. SO GREAT TO BE HERE.

889. SO GREAT TO BE HERE. ♪ NEWS TALKING ABOUT NEWS ♪ HEY, MICHAEL.

890. CHE, DID YOU HEAR TODAY ♪ WHO'S IN THE NEWS ♪ THAT IS SO SWEET.

891. THAT IS SO SWEET. THAT'S SO SWEET. WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD

892. THAT'S SO SWEET. WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD THIS WEEK, LAURA.

893. WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD THIS WEEK, LAURA. WELL, MICHAEL.

894. THIS WEEK, LAURA. WELL, MICHAEL. LOOKS LIKE DONALD TRUMP IS

895. WELL, MICHAEL. LOOKS LIKE DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO BE THE REPUBLICAN

896. LOOKS LIKE DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO BE THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE FOR PRESIDENT.

897. GOING TO BE THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE FOR PRESIDENT. THAT'S RIGHT.

898. NOMINEE FOR PRESIDENT. THAT'S RIGHT. FRANKLY SOME PEOPLE ARE VERY

899. THAT'S RIGHT. FRANKLY SOME PEOPLE ARE VERY UPSET ABOUT THAT.

900. FRANKLY SOME PEOPLE ARE VERY UPSET ABOUT THAT. I'M NOT SO SURE WHY THE SO

901. UPSET ABOUT THAT. I'M NOT SO SURE WHY THE SO MANY PEOPLE LIKE HIM.

902. I'M NOT SO SURE WHY THE SO MANY PEOPLE LIKE HIM. LIKE

903. MANY PEOPLE LIKE HIM. LIKE GOVERNOR RICK PERRY, HULK HOGAN

904. LIKE GOVERNOR RICK PERRY, HULK HOGAN AND THE KKK!

905. GOVERNOR RICK PERRY, HULK HOGAN AND THE KKK! OKAY, LAURA, DO YOU KNOW WHAT

906. AND THE KKK! OKAY, LAURA, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE KKK IS?

907. OKAY, LAURA, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE KKK IS? A LITTLE BIT.

908. THE KKK IS? A LITTLE BIT. I SAW THEM ON TV.

909. A LITTLE BIT. I SAW THEM ON TV. MY MOM SAYS THEY WEAR THEIR

910. I SAW THEM ON TV. MY MOM SAYS THEY WEAR THEIR SHEETS ALL THE TIME.

911. MY MOM SAYS THEY WEAR THEIR SHEETS ALL THE TIME. SO THEY'RE ALWAYS READY FOR BED.

912. SHEETS ALL THE TIME. SO THEY'RE ALWAYS READY FOR BED. YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.

913. SO THEY'RE ALWAYS READY FOR BED. YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.

914. YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. OKAY.

915. OKAY. LAURA, I THINK THAT STORY IS A

916. OKAY. LAURA, I THINK THAT STORY IS A LITTLE TOO ADULT FOR YOU.

917. LAURA, I THINK THAT STORY IS A LITTLE TOO ADULT FOR YOU. SORRY, MICHAEL.

918. LITTLE TOO ADULT FOR YOU. SORRY, MICHAEL. LIKE CRONKITE USED TO SAY, I

919. SORRY, MICHAEL. LIKE CRONKITE USED TO SAY, I DON'T MAKE THE NEWS, I JUST READ

920. LIKE CRONKITE USED TO SAY, I DON'T MAKE THE NEWS, I JUST READ IT, FELLA.

921. DON'T MAKE THE NEWS, I JUST READ IT, FELLA. LAURA, DON'T YOU HAVE ANY

922. IT, FELLA. LAURA, DON'T YOU HAVE ANY MORE STORIES THAT ARE

923. LAURA, DON'T YOU HAVE ANY MORE STORIES THAT ARE APPROPRIATE FOR YOUR AGE GROUP.

924. MORE STORIES THAT ARE APPROPRIATE FOR YOUR AGE GROUP. I KNOW.

925. APPROPRIATE FOR YOUR AGE GROUP. I KNOW. KIDS LOVE APPS.

926. I KNOW. KIDS LOVE APPS. PERSONALLY I LOVE THE CANDY

927. KIDS LOVE APPS. PERSONALLY I LOVE THE CANDY CRUSH APP.

928. PERSONALLY I LOVE THE CANDY CRUSH APP. SWEET.

929. CRUSH APP. SWEET. BUT STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT APPS

930. SWEET. BUT STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT APPS LIKE TINDER AND GRINDER HAVE LED

931. BUT STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT APPS LIKE TINDER AND GRINDER HAVE LED TO INCREASED CASES OF STDs.

932. LIKE TINDER AND GRINDER HAVE LED TO INCREASED CASES OF STDs. STDs?

933. TO INCREASED CASES OF STDs. STDs? WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?

934. STDs? WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT? I'M NOT SURE.

935. WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT? I'M NOT SURE. I THINK STD STAND FOR —

936. I'M NOT SURE. I THINK STD STAND FOR — SERIOUSLY TERRIBLE DATE.

937. I THINK STD STAND FOR — SERIOUSLY TERRIBLE DATE. BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS HERPES.

938. SERIOUSLY TERRIBLE DATE. BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS HERPES. LAURA, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT

939. BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS HERPES. LAURA, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT HERPES IS?

940. LAURA, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT HERPES IS? I SURE DO.

941. HERPES IS? I SURE DO. WHEN YOUR DOWNSTAIRS SAYS, AYE,

942. I SURE DO. WHEN YOUR DOWNSTAIRS SAYS, AYE, AYE, AYE.

943. WHEN YOUR DOWNSTAIRS SAYS, AYE, AYE, AYE. OKAY.

944. AYE, AYE. OKAY. LAURA, DO YOU HAVE ANY NEWS THAT

945. OKAY. LAURA, DO YOU HAVE ANY NEWS THAT IS FUN?

946. LAURA, DO YOU HAVE ANY NEWS THAT IS FUN? HOW ABOUT THIS?

947. IS FUN? HOW ABOUT THIS? KFC JUST RELEASED A NAIL POLISH

948. HOW ABOUT THIS? KFC JUST RELEASED A NAIL POLISH THAT

949. KFC JUST RELEASED A NAIL POLISH THAT MAKES YOUR FINGERS SMELL LIKE

950. THAT MAKES YOUR FINGERS SMELL LIKE CHICKEN.

951. MAKES YOUR FINGERS SMELL LIKE CHICKEN. YUM.

952. CHICKEN. YUM. SEE THAT'S A CUTE STORY.

953. YUM. SEE THAT'S A CUTE STORY. SPEAKING OF SMELLY FINGERS —

954. SEE THAT'S A CUTE STORY. SPEAKING OF SMELLY FINGERS — NO, THAT'S ENOUGH.

955. SPEAKING OF SMELLY FINGERS — NO, THAT'S ENOUGH. THANK YOU.

956. NO, THAT'S ENOUGH. THANK YOU. YOU DID A GREAT JOB.

957. THANK YOU. YOU DID A GREAT JOB. I THINK IT IS TIME FOR-UP TO GO.

958. YOU DID A GREAT JOB. I THINK IT IS TIME FOR-UP TO GO. GREAT JOB.

959. I THINK IT IS TIME FOR-UP TO GO. GREAT JOB. WOW, THANKS, MICHAEL.

960. GREAT JOB. WOW, THANKS, MICHAEL. GUESS I'M A HIT.

961. GUESS I'M A HIT. ♪ THAT'S WHAT'S IN THE NEWS ♪ LAURA PARSONS, EVERYBODY.

962. LAURA PARSONS, EVERYBODY. IT WAS RUMORED THAT FORMER

963. IT WAS RUMORED THAT FORMER OLYMPIAN

964. IT WAS RUMORED THAT FORMER OLYMPIAN CAITLYN JENNER SET TO APPEAR

965. OLYMPIAN CAITLYN JENNER SET TO APPEAR NUDE ON AN UPCOMING COVER OF

966. CAITLYN JENNER SET TO APPEAR NUDE ON AN UPCOMING COVER OF "SPORTS ILLUSTRATED."

967. NUDE ON AN UPCOMING COVER OF "SPORTS ILLUSTRATED." THE KIND OF BRAVE, BOLD CHOICE

968. "SPORTS ILLUSTRATED." THE KIND OF BRAVE, BOLD CHOICE THAT MAKES ME THINK I SHOULDN'T

969. THE KIND OF BRAVE, BOLD CHOICE THAT MAKES ME THINK I SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN MY GRANDPA THAT

970. THAT MAKES ME THINK I SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN MY GRANDPA THAT SUBSCRIPTION.

971. HAVE GOTTEN MY GRANDPA THAT SUBSCRIPTION. THIS PAST WEEKEND MARKED THE

972. SUBSCRIPTION. THIS PAST WEEKEND MARKED THE FINAL APPEARANCE OF ELEPHANTS IN

973. THIS PAST WEEKEND MARKED THE FINAL APPEARANCE OF ELEPHANTS IN THE RINGLING BROTHERS & BARNUM

974. FINAL APPEARANCE OF ELEPHANTS IN THE RINGLING BROTHERS & BARNUM AND BAILEY CIRCUS.

975. THE RINGLING BROTHERS & BARNUM AND BAILEY CIRCUS. SENT TO AN ANIMAL SANCTUARY

976. AND BAILEY CIRCUS. SENT TO AN ANIMAL SANCTUARY WHICH IS A LOT NICER THAN WHERE

977. SENT TO AN ANIMAL SANCTUARY WHICH IS A LOT NICER THAN WHERE THEY SEND THEIR RETIRED CLOWNS.

978. WHICH IS A LOT NICER THAN WHERE THEY SEND THEIR RETIRED CLOWNS. INSIDERS — ARE SAYING THAT

979. THEY SEND THEIR RETIRED CLOWNS. INSIDERS — ARE SAYING THAT JAY-Z IS WORKING ON HIS OWN

980. INSIDERS — ARE SAYING THAT JAY-Z IS WORKING ON HIS OWN ALBUM A RESPONSE TO BEYONCE'S

981. JAY-Z IS WORKING ON HIS OWN ALBUM A RESPONSE TO BEYONCE'S ALBUM

982. ALBUM A RESPONSE TO BEYONCE'S ALBUM "LEMONADE" THE ONE THING YOU

983. ALBUM "LEMONADE" THE ONE THING YOU SHOULD ALWAYS DO WHEN YOUR GIRL

984. "LEMONADE" THE ONE THING YOU SHOULD ALWAYS DO WHEN YOUR GIRL IS PISSED OFF IS TRY TO GET THE

985. SHOULD ALWAYS DO WHEN YOUR GIRL IS PISSED OFF IS TRY TO GET THE LAST WORD.

986. IS PISSED OFF IS TRY TO GET THE LAST WORD. MAINE GOVERNOR PAUL LAPAGE

987. LAST WORD. MAINE GOVERNOR PAUL LAPAGE HAS A REPRESENTATION FOR VETOING

988. MAINE GOVERNOR PAUL LAPAGE HAS A REPRESENTATION FOR VETOING LEGISLATION NAMED HIS NEW DOG,

989. HAS A REPRESENTATION FOR VETOING LEGISLATION NAMED HIS NEW DOG, VETO.

990. LEGISLATION NAMED HIS NEW DOG, VETO. SORT OF LIKE HOW HILLARY CLINTON

991. VETO. SORT OF LIKE HOW HILLARY CLINTON NAMED HER NEW DOG REDACTED DUE

992. SORT OF LIKE HOW HILLARY CLINTON NAMED HER NEW DOG REDACTED DUE TO ONGOING CONGRESSIONAL

993. NAMED HER NEW DOG REDACTED DUE TO ONGOING CONGRESSIONAL INVESTIGATIONS.

994. TO ONGOING CONGRESSIONAL INVESTIGATIONS. CATCHY.

995. INVESTIGATIONS. CATCHY. THE 2016 OLYMPIC TORCH

996. CATCHY. THE 2016 OLYMPIC TORCH ARRIVED THIS WEEK IN BRAZIL

997. THE 2016 OLYMPIC TORCH ARRIVED THIS WEEK IN BRAZIL WHERE RUNNERS WILL BEGIN THE

998. ARRIVED THIS WEEK IN BRAZIL WHERE RUNNERS WILL BEGIN THE RELAY RACE TO RIO WEARING THE

999. WHERE RUNNERS WILL BEGIN THE RELAY RACE TO RIO WEARING THE COUNTRY'S OLYMPIC UNIFORM.

1000. RELAY RACE TO RIO WEARING THE COUNTRY'S OLYMPIC UNIFORM. I MEAN, BRAZIL WHAT IS GOING ON?

1001. COUNTRY'S OLYMPIC UNIFORM. I MEAN, BRAZIL WHAT IS GOING ON? STADIUMS AREN'T FINISHED.

1002. I MEAN, BRAZIL WHAT IS GOING ON? STADIUMS AREN'T FINISHED. THE WATER IS POISON.

1003. STADIUMS AREN'T FINISHED. THE WATER IS POISON. THE PRESIDENT GOT IMPEACH.

1004. THE WATER IS POISON. THE PRESIDENT GOT IMPEACH. INSTEAD OF MEDALS THEY'RE GIVING

1005. THE PRESIDENT GOT IMPEACH. INSTEAD OF MEDALS THEY'RE GIVING OUT THE ZIKA VIRUS.

1006. INSTEAD OF MEDALS THEY'RE GIVING OUT THE ZIKA VIRUS. I THINK BRAZIL HAS TO DEAL WITH

1007. OUT THE ZIKA VIRUS. I THINK BRAZIL HAS TO DEAL WITH THIS WHOLE MESS THE BRAZILIAN

1008. I THINK BRAZIL HAS TO DEAL WITH THIS WHOLE MESS THE BRAZILIAN WAY.

1009. THIS WHOLE MESS THE BRAZILIAN WAY. JUST

1010. WAY. JUST TEAR IT ALL BY THE ROOTS AND

1011. JUST TEAR IT ALL BY THE ROOTS AND START OVER AGAIN, NICE AND

1012. TEAR IT ALL BY THE ROOTS AND START OVER AGAIN, NICE AND SMOOTH.

1013. START OVER AGAIN, NICE AND SMOOTH. MAYBE JUST LEAVE A LITTLE

1014. SMOOTH. MAYBE JUST LEAVE A LITTLE LANDING STRIP SO PEOPLE CAN FLY

1015. MAYBE JUST LEAVE A LITTLE LANDING STRIP SO PEOPLE CAN FLY IN AND OUT.

1016. LANDING STRIP SO PEOPLE CAN FLY IN AND OUT. ANYWAY, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

1017. IN AND OUT. ANYWAY, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

1018. ANYWAY, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! THE MOST COMMON NAMES OF MALE

1019. THE MOST COMMON NAMES OF MALE CRIMINALS ARE JUAN AND JEREMY.

1020. THE MOST COMMON NAMES OF MALE CRIMINALS ARE JUAN AND JEREMY. THAT IS BAD FOR FAMED PORN AR,

1021. CRIMINALS ARE JUAN AND JEREMY. THAT IS BAD FOR FAMED PORN AR, JUAN JEREMY.

1022. THAT IS BAD FOR FAMED PORN AR, JUAN JEREMY. LARRY WILMORE HOLSTED THE

1023. JUAN JEREMY. LARRY WILMORE HOLSTED THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS

1024. LARRY WILMORE HOLSTED THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER LAST SATURDAY AND ENDED

1025. WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER LAST SATURDAY AND ENDED THE SPEECH BY CALLING THE

1026. DINNER LAST SATURDAY AND ENDED THE SPEECH BY CALLING THE PRESIDENT THE N WORD WHICH GOT A

1027. THE SPEECH BY CALLING THE PRESIDENT THE N WORD WHICH GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE TALKING.

1028. PRESIDENT THE N WORD WHICH GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE TALKING. HERE IS OUR VERY OWN SHAZEER

1029. LOT OF PEOPLE TALKING. HERE IS OUR VERY OWN SHAZEER ZEMEDA.

1030. HERE IS OUR VERY OWN SHAZEER ZEMEDA. HEY, COLLIN.

1031. ZEMEDA. HEY, COLLIN. HEY.

1032. HEY, COLLIN. HEY. FOX NEWS HAD PEOPLE

1033. HEY. FOX NEWS HAD PEOPLE CONDEMNING IT WHO DEFINITELY SAY

1034. FOX NEWS HAD PEOPLE CONDEMNING IT WHO DEFINITELY SAY IT OFF CAMERA.

1035. CONDEMNING IT WHO DEFINITELY SAY IT OFF CAMERA. I AM AMAZED THIS IS THE FIRST

1036. IT OFF CAMERA. I AM AMAZED THIS IS THE FIRST TIME SOME ONE CALLED HIM THE N

1037. I AM AMAZED THIS IS THE FIRST TIME SOME ONE CALLED HIM THE N WORD ON TV.

1038. TIME SOME ONE CALLED HIM THE N WORD ON TV. PEOPLE HAVE CALLED THE PRESIDENT

1039. WORD ON TV. PEOPLE HAVE CALLED THE PRESIDENT THE N WORD ON LINE FOR YEARS.

1040. PEOPLE HAVE CALLED THE PRESIDENT THE N WORD ON LINE FOR YEARS. JUST LOOK AT THE COMMENT SECTION

1041. THE N WORD ON LINE FOR YEARS. JUST LOOK AT THE COMMENT SECTION ON VIDEOS OF HIM PLAYING

1042. JUST LOOK AT THE COMMENT SECTION ON VIDEOS OF HIM PLAYING BASKETBALL OR PARDONING A TURKEY

1043. ON VIDEOS OF HIM PLAYING BASKETBALL OR PARDONING A TURKEY OR, A CAT VIDEO.

1044. BASKETBALL OR PARDONING A TURKEY OR, A CAT VIDEO. BESIDES YOU CAN MAKE ANY WORD

1045. OR, A CAT VIDEO. BESIDES YOU CAN MAKE ANY WORD TERRIBLE.

1046. BESIDES YOU CAN MAKE ANY WORD TERRIBLE. IF THE WORD McGRIDDLE WAS LINKED

1047. TERRIBLE. IF THE WORD McGRIDDLE WAS LINKED TO SLAVERY WE WOULD FEEL

1048. IF THE WORD McGRIDDLE WAS LINKED TO SLAVERY WE WOULD FEEL DIFFERENTLY ABOUT THAT TOO.

1049. TO SLAVERY WE WOULD FEEL DIFFERENTLY ABOUT THAT TOO. I DON'T WANT TO BE THE REASON

1050. DIFFERENTLY ABOUT THAT TOO. I DON'T WANT TO BE THE REASON WHY PEOPLE ARE MAD AT US THIS

1051. I DON'T WANT TO BE THE REASON WHY PEOPLE ARE MAD AT US THIS WEEK.

1052. WHY PEOPLE ARE MAD AT US THIS WEEK. INSTEAD OF SAYING THE N WORD I

1053. WEEK. INSTEAD OF SAYING THE N WORD I WILL McGRIDDLE.

1054. INSTEAD OF SAYING THE N WORD I WILL McGRIDDLE. SORRY, McGRIDDLE.

1055. WILL McGRIDDLE. SORRY, McGRIDDLE. DON'T TAKE THAT WORD AWAY FROM

1056. SORRY, McGRIDDLE. DON'T TAKE THAT WORD AWAY FROM ME.

1057. DON'T TAKE THAT WORD AWAY FROM ME. CAN I STILL SAY McGRIDDA?

1058. ME. CAN I STILL SAY McGRIDDA? NO.

1059. CAN I STILL SAY McGRIDDA? NO. IF YOU REALLY WANT TO?

1060. NO. IF YOU REALLY WANT TO? THANK YOU.

1061. IF YOU REALLY WANT TO? THANK YOU. NOW I ONLY GOT CALLED

1062. THANK YOU. NOW I ONLY GOT CALLED McGRIDDLE ONCE IN MY LIFE.

1063. NOW I ONLY GOT CALLED McGRIDDLE ONCE IN MY LIFE. THANKFULLY.

1064. McGRIDDLE ONCE IN MY LIFE. THANKFULLY. I WAS WALKING DOWN T

1065. THANKFULLY. I WAS WALKING DOWN T STREET WITH A FRIEND.

1066. I WAS WALKING DOWN T STREET WITH A FRIEND. AND THIS DIRTY PICKUP TRUCK

1067. STREET WITH A FRIEND. AND THIS DIRTY PICKUP TRUCK COMES BARRELING DOWN THE ROAD.

1068. AND THIS DIRTY PICKUP TRUCK COMES BARRELING DOWN THE ROAD. AND THIS MAN YELLS — Y'ALL

1069. COMES BARRELING DOWN THE ROAD. AND THIS MAN YELLS — Y'ALL McGRIDDLES NEED TO GET ON A BET

1070. AND THIS MAN YELLS — Y'ALL McGRIDDLES NEED TO GET ON A BET AND TAKE YOUR BLACK ASSES BACK

1071. McGRIDDLES NEED TO GET ON A BET AND TAKE YOUR BLACK ASSES BACK TO McDONALD'S.

1072. AND TAKE YOUR BLACK ASSES BACK TO McDONALD'S. SO, McDONALD'S IS AFRICA?

1073. TO McDONALD'S. SO, McDONALD'S IS AFRICA? YEAH.

1074. SO, McDONALD'S IS AFRICA? YEAH. TRYING TO MAKE THIS ANALOGY

1075. YEAH. TRYING TO MAKE THIS ANALOGY WORK.

1076. TRYING TO MAKE THIS ANALOGY WORK. HE ALSO HAD A CONFEDERATE FLAG

1077. WORK. HE ALSO HAD A CONFEDERATE FLAG VANITY PLATE, AND A VERY RED

1078. HE ALSO HAD A CONFEDERATE FLAG VANITY PLATE, AND A VERY RED FACE.

1079. VANITY PLATE, AND A VERY RED FACE. I WAS LIKE —HE HAD ALL RIGHT

1080. FACE. I WAS LIKE —HE HAD ALL RIGHT THINGS.

1081. I WAS LIKE —HE HAD ALL RIGHT THINGS. LIKE HE WALKED INTO THE STORE

1082. THINGS. LIKE HE WALKED INTO THE STORE AND SAID I NEED TO LOOK AS

1083. LIKE HE WALKED INTO THE STORE AND SAID I NEED TO LOOK AS RACIST AS I FEEL.

1084. AND SAID I NEED TO LOOK AS RACIST AS I FEEL. BUT HE WAS OLD SCHOOL RACIST.

1085. RACIST AS I FEEL. BUT HE WAS OLD SCHOOL RACIST. AND AT LEAST HE WAS UPFRONT

1086. BUT HE WAS OLD SCHOOL RACIST. AND AT LEAST HE WAS UPFRONT ABOUT IT.

1087. AND AT LEAST HE WAS UPFRONT ABOUT IT. THAT'S HOW I LIKE MY RACISTS.

1088. ABOUT IT. THAT'S HOW I LIKE MY RACISTS. EASILY IDENTIFIABLE.

1089. THAT'S HOW I LIKE MY RACISTS. EASILY IDENTIFIABLE. THESE DAYS PEOPLE WON'T SAY THE

1090. EASILY IDENTIFIABLE. THESE DAYS PEOPLE WON'T SAY THE McG WORD, THEY WILL SAY THINLY

1091. THESE DAYS PEOPLE WON'T SAY THE McG WORD, THEY WILL SAY THINLY VEILED WORDS LIKE THUG, GHETTO

1092. McG WORD, THEY WILL SAY THINLY VEILED WORDS LIKE THUG, GHETTO OR ATHLETIC.

1093. VEILED WORDS LIKE THUG, GHETTO OR ATHLETIC. I DON'T KNOW IF I LIKED THAT.

1094. OR ATHLETIC. I DON'T KNOW IF I LIKED THAT. SOME PEOPLE REALLY LIKED THAT.

1095. I DON'T KNOW IF I LIKED THAT. SOME PEOPLE REALLY LIKED THAT. I DON'T KNOW IF WE ARE EVER

1096. SOME PEOPLE REALLY LIKED THAT. I DON'T KNOW IF WE ARE EVER GOING TO AGREE ON THE USE J OFF

1097. I DON'T KNOW IF WE ARE EVER GOING TO AGREE ON THE USE J OFF THAT WORD.

1098. GOING TO AGREE ON THE USE J OFF THAT WORD. I DO KNOW THE WORD HAS HEY LOT

1099. THAT WORD. I DO KNOW THE WORD HAS HEY LOT OF HISTORY BEHIND IT.

1100. I DO KNOW THE WORD HAS HEY LOT OF HISTORY BEHIND IT. AND IF WE IGNORE IT IT FEELS

1101. OF HISTORY BEHIND IT. AND IF WE IGNORE IT IT FEELS LIKE WE ARE IGNORING THE

1102. AND IF WE IGNORE IT IT FEELS LIKE WE ARE IGNORING THE HISTORY.

1103. LIKE WE ARE IGNORING THE HISTORY. I DON'T LOOK TO IGNORE HISTORY.

1104. HISTORY. I DON'T LOOK TO IGNORE HISTORY. AND SO, THEN CAN WE SAY IT

1105. I DON'T LOOK TO IGNORE HISTORY. AND SO, THEN CAN WE SAY IT OR?

1106. AND SO, THEN CAN WE SAY IT OR? IT'S UP TO YOU —

1107. OR? IT'S UP TO YOU — BACK TO YOU, MICHAEL.

1108. IT'S UP TO YOU — BACK TO YOU, MICHAEL. DON'T BE MAD, IT WAS MY

1109. BACK TO YOU, MICHAEL. DON'T BE MAD, IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY.

1110. DON'T BE MAD, IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

1111. BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. POLICE IN FLORIDA ARRESTED A

1112. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. POLICE IN FLORIDA ARRESTED A MAN WHO TRIED TO STEAL A BABY

1113. POLICE IN FLORIDA ARRESTED A MAN WHO TRIED TO STEAL A BABY PYTHON FROM A PET STORE BY

1114. MAN WHO TRIED TO STEAL A BABY PYTHON FROM A PET STORE BY STUFFING IT DOWN HIS PANTS.

1115. PYTHON FROM A PET STORE BY STUFFING IT DOWN HIS PANTS. IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

1116. STUFFING IT DOWN HIS PANTS. IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. THE MAN WAS JUST USING THE

1117. IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. THE MAN WAS JUST USING THE PYTHON TO GET RID OF THE GERBIL

1118. THE MAN WAS JUST USING THE PYTHON TO GET RID OF THE GERBIL IN HIS ASS.

1119. PYTHON TO GET RID OF THE GERBIL IN HIS ASS. GOOD IDEA.

1120. IN HIS ASS. GOOD IDEA. A GOOD IDEA.

1121. GOOD IDEA. A GOOD IDEA. A BOY IN CHINA HAS BEEN BORN

1122. A GOOD IDEA. A BOY IN CHINA HAS BEEN BORN WITH 31 FINGERS AND TOES.

1123. A BOY IN CHINA HAS BEEN BORN WITH 31 FINGERS AND TOES. SO IT IS SAFE TO SAY HE IS GOING

1124. WITH 31 FINGERS AND TOES. SO IT IS SAFE TO SAY HE IS GOING TO BE PRETTY GOOD AT MATH.

1125. SO IT IS SAFE TO SAY HE IS GOING TO BE PRETTY GOOD AT MATH. SOME FANS OF THE MOVIE "FROZEN"

1126. TO BE PRETTY GOOD AT MATH. SOME FANS OF THE MOVIE "FROZEN" LAUNCHED A HASH TAG CAMPAIGN TO

1127. SOME FANS OF THE MOVIE "FROZEN" LAUNCHED A HASH TAG CAMPAIGN TO GET DISNEY TO TURN THE CHARACTER

1128. LAUNCHED A HASH TAG CAMPAIGN TO GET DISNEY TO TURN THE CHARACTER ELSA INTO A LESBIAN.

1129. GET DISNEY TO TURN THE CHARACTER ELSA INTO A LESBIAN. WHILE OTHER FANS HAVE ALREADY

1130. ELSA INTO A LESBIAN. WHILE OTHER FANS HAVE ALREADY DONE THAT UP HERE.

1131. WHILE OTHER FANS HAVE ALREADY DONE THAT UP HERE. AND IF THIS CAMPAIGN WORKS IT

1132. DONE THAT UP HERE. AND IF THIS CAMPAIGN WORKS IT WOULD MAKE ELSA DISNEY'S FIRST

1133. AND IF THIS CAMPAIGN WORKS IT WOULD MAKE ELSA DISNEY'S FIRST LESBIAN CHARACTER SINCE I'M

1134. WOULD MAKE ELSA DISNEY'S FIRST LESBIAN CHARACTER SINCE I'M GOING TO SAY URSULA?

1135. LESBIAN CHARACTER SINCE I'M GOING TO SAY URSULA? PROBABLY URSULA.

1136. GOING TO SAY URSULA? PROBABLY URSULA. A NEW REPORT SHOWS THAT

1137. PROBABLY URSULA. A NEW REPORT SHOWS THAT PUERTO RICANS ARE MOVING OFF THE

1138. A NEW REPORT SHOWS THAT PUERTO RICANS ARE MOVING OFF THE ISLAND IN RECORD NUMBERS WITH AN

1139. PUERTO RICANS ARE MOVING OFF THE ISLAND IN RECORD NUMBERS WITH AN AVERAGE OF 230 PEOPLE LEAVING

1140. ISLAND IN RECORD NUMBERS WITH AN AVERAGE OF 230 PEOPLE LEAVING PUERTO RICO A DAY.

1141. AVERAGE OF 230 PEOPLE LEAVING PUERTO RICO A DAY. SOMEHOW THEY ALL MOVED INTO THE

1142. PUERTO RICO A DAY. SOMEHOW THEY ALL MOVED INTO THE APARTMENT ABOVE ME.

1143. SOMEHOW THEY ALL MOVED INTO THE APARTMENT ABOVE ME. A PHILADELPHIA MAN WHO

1144. APARTMENT ABOVE ME. A PHILADELPHIA MAN WHO CARRIES A CROSS AND CALLS

1145. A PHILADELPHIA MAN WHO CARRIES A CROSS AND CALLS HIMSELF JESUS WAS ARREST FORD

1146. CARRIES A CROSS AND CALLS HIMSELF JESUS WAS ARREST FORD TRESPASSING.

1147. HIMSELF JESUS WAS ARREST FORD TRESPASSING. THE MAN PLED NOT GUILTY TO

1148. TRESPASSING. THE MAN PLED NOT GUILTY TO TRESPASSING AND FORGAVE THOSE

1149. THE MAN PLED NOT GUILTY TO TRESPASSING AND FORGAVE THOSE WHO TRESPASSED AGAINST HIM.

1150. TRESPASSING AND FORGAVE THOSE WHO TRESPASSED AGAINST HIM.

1151. WHO TRESPASSED AGAINST HIM. > THE TEACHEREN UTAH VIOLATED

1152. > THE TEACHEREN UTAH VIOLATED POLICY WHEN HE USED THE N WORD

1153. > THE TEACHEREN UTAH VIOLATED POLICY WHEN HE USED THE N WORD BEFORE SHOWING HIS EIGHTH GRADE

1154. POLICY WHEN HE USED THE N WORD BEFORE SHOWING HIS EIGHTH GRADE CLASS THE CIVIL WAR MOVIE GLORY.

1155. BEFORE SHOWING HIS EIGHTH GRADE CLASS THE CIVIL WAR MOVIE GLORY. THE TEACHER APOLOGIZED

1156. CLASS THE CIVIL WAR MOVIE GLORY. THE TEACHER APOLOGIZED EXPLAINING AT THE TIME HE JUST

1157. THE TEACHER APOLOGIZED EXPLAINING AT THE TIME HE JUST COULDN'T REMEMBER DENZEL

1158. EXPLAINING AT THE TIME HE JUST COULDN'T REMEMBER DENZEL WASHINGTON'S NAME.

1159. COULDN'T REMEMBER DENZEL WASHINGTON'S NAME. WELL, TOMORROW IS MOTHER'S

1160. WASHINGTON'S NAME. WELL, TOMORROW IS MOTHER'S DAY.

1161. WELL, TOMORROW IS MOTHER'S DAY. WITH MORE ON THIS, IS OUR OWN

1162. DAY. WITH MORE ON THIS, IS OUR OWN PETE DAVIDSON.

1163. WITH MORE ON THIS, IS OUR OWN PETE DAVIDSON. THANK YOU.

1164. PETE DAVIDSON. THANK YOU. BEAUTIFUL.

1165. THANK YOU. BEAUTIFUL. I TAKE MOTHER'S DAY VERY

1166. BEAUTIFUL. I TAKE MOTHER'S DAY VERY SERIOUSLY.

1167. I TAKE MOTHER'S DAY VERY SERIOUSLY. MY MOM RAISED ME AND MY SISTER

1168. SERIOUSLY. MY MOM RAISED ME AND MY SISTER BY HERSELF AND HAD TO BE THE DAD

1169. MY MOM RAISED ME AND MY SISTER BY HERSELF AND HAD TO BE THE DAD AND THE MOM, YOU KNOW AS A KID

1170. BY HERSELF AND HAD TO BE THE DAD AND THE MOM, YOU KNOW AS A KID SHE WAS A SCHOOL NURSE.

1171. AND THE MOM, YOU KNOW AS A KID SHE WAS A SCHOOL NURSE. SHE LOOKED OUT FOR ME.

1172. SHE WAS A SCHOOL NURSE. SHE LOOKED OUT FOR ME. LIKE SHE WOULD GET ME OUT OF THE

1173. SHE LOOKED OUT FOR ME. LIKE SHE WOULD GET ME OUT OF THE SCOLIOSIS CHECK OR THE HEARING

1174. LIKE SHE WOULD GET ME OUT OF THE SCOLIOSIS CHECK OR THE HEARING TEST.

1175. SCOLIOSIS CHECK OR THE HEARING TEST. YOU NEVER HAD YOUR HEARING

1176. TEST. YOU NEVER HAD YOUR HEARING CHECKED?

1177. YOU NEVER HAD YOUR HEARING CHECKED? I GOT THIS FROM WARDROBE.

1178. CHECKED? I GOT THIS FROM WARDROBE. SHE TRIED TO TEACH ME WHAT TO

1179. I GOT THIS FROM WARDROBE. SHE TRIED TO TEACH ME WHAT TO DO WITH GIRLS.

1180. SHE TRIED TO TEACH ME WHAT TO DO WITH GIRLS. PUT COLOGNE ON YOUR PALMS SO SHE

1181. DO WITH GIRLS. PUT COLOGNE ON YOUR PALMS SO SHE WILL SMELL IT AFTER SHE GETS

1182. PUT COLOGNE ON YOUR PALMS SO SHE WILL SMELL IT AFTER SHE GETS HOME FROM A NIGHT OF HOLDING

1183. WILL SMELL IT AFTER SHE GETS HOME FROM A NIGHT OF HOLDING HANDS.

1184. HOME FROM A NIGHT OF HOLDING HANDS. AND ALWAYS ASK A GIRL'S

1185. HANDS. AND ALWAYS ASK A GIRL'S PERMISSION BEFORE YOU TOUCH HER

1186. AND ALWAYS ASK A GIRL'S PERMISSION BEFORE YOU TOUCH HER BOOB.

1187. PERMISSION BEFORE YOU TOUCH HER BOOB. EVEN IF IT IS ALREADY OUT.

1188. BOOB. EVEN IF IT IS ALREADY OUT. YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS 15, SHE

1189. EVEN IF IT IS ALREADY OUT. YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS 15, SHE EVEN BOUGHT ME MY FIRST CONDOMS.

1190. YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS 15, SHE EVEN BOUGHT ME MY FIRST CONDOMS. AND THEN LIKE FIVE YEARS LATER

1191. EVEN BOUGHT ME MY FIRST CONDOMS. AND THEN LIKE FIVE YEARS LATER WHEN THEY EXPIRED, SHE BOUGHT ME

1192. AND THEN LIKE FIVE YEARS LATER WHEN THEY EXPIRED, SHE BOUGHT ME MORE.

1193. WHEN THEY EXPIRED, SHE BOUGHT ME MORE. SHE WAS ALWAYS DEFENDING ME.

1194. MORE. SHE WAS ALWAYS DEFENDING ME. DEFENDED ME AS A KID.

1195. SHE WAS ALWAYS DEFENDING ME. DEFENDED ME AS A KID. MY MOM IS THE BEST, YOU KNOW.

1196. DEFENDED ME AS A KID. MY MOM IS THE BEST, YOU KNOW. BUT NOW, I THINK SHE NEEDS TO

1197. MY MOM IS THE BEST, YOU KNOW. BUT NOW, I THINK SHE NEEDS TO STOP.

1198. BUT NOW, I THINK SHE NEEDS TO STOP. BECAUSE SHE IS STILL DEFENDING

1199. STOP. BECAUSE SHE IS STILL DEFENDING ME AS AN ADULT.

1200. BECAUSE SHE IS STILL DEFENDING ME AS AN ADULT. LIKE ON TWITTER.

1201. ME AS AN ADULT. LIKE ON TWITTER. SHE JOINED TWITTER WITH A FAKE

1202. LIKE ON TWITTER. SHE JOINED TWITTER WITH A FAKE USER NAME.

1203. SHE JOINED TWITTER WITH A FAKE USER NAME. JOESMITH3030 SO SHE CAN

1204. USER NAME. JOESMITH3030 SO SHE CAN ANONYMOUSLY SPY ON ME.

1205. JOESMITH3030 SO SHE CAN ANONYMOUSLY SPY ON ME. IMMEDIATELY STARTED TWEETING ME.

1206. ANONYMOUSLY SPY ON ME. IMMEDIATELY STARTED TWEETING ME. LIKE THIS.

1207. IMMEDIATELY STARTED TWEETING ME. LIKE THIS. NO, YOU SUCK.

1208. LIKE THIS. NO, YOU SUCK. DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT PETE

1209. NO, YOU SUCK. DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT PETE DAVIDSON LIKE THAT AGAIN.

1210. DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT PETE DAVIDSON LIKE THAT AGAIN. I WILL TEAR YOU APART WITH MY

1211. DAVIDSON LIKE THAT AGAIN. I WILL TEAR YOU APART WITH MY BARE HANDS.

1212. I WILL TEAR YOU APART WITH MY BARE HANDS. I'M HIS MOTHER!

1213. BARE HANDS. I'M HIS MOTHER! OR THIS GEM.

1214. I'M HIS MOTHER! OR THIS GEM. THIS ONE TO@NBC, HEY, LOREN

1215. OR THIS GEM. THIS ONE TO@NBC, HEY, LOREN MICHAELS.

1216. THIS ONE TO@NBC, HEY, LOREN MICHAELS. I THINK MY SON WILL BE GREAT IN

1217. MICHAELS. I THINK MY SON WILL BE GREAT IN SOME SKETCHES TOO.

1218. I THINK MY SON WILL BE GREAT IN SOME SKETCHES TOO. WINKY FACE, #IMSINGLE, WINE

1219. SOME SKETCHES TOO. WINKY FACE, #IMSINGLE, WINE GLASS."

1220. WINKY FACE, #IMSINGLE, WINE GLASS." SO — THESE ARE REAL, THAT'S

1221. GLASS." SO — THESE ARE REAL, THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID.

1222. SO — THESE ARE REAL, THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID. YOU KNOW MY MOM?

1223. WHAT I JUST SAID. YOU KNOW MY MOM? I'M HERE TO ASK FOR HELP.

1224. YOU KNOW MY MOM? I'M HERE TO ASK FOR HELP. I WANT TO FIND MY MOM WHAT SHE

1225. I'M HERE TO ASK FOR HELP. I WANT TO FIND MY MOM WHAT SHE REALLY NEEDS THIS MOTHER'S DAY.

1226. I WANT TO FIND MY MOM WHAT SHE REALLY NEEDS THIS MOTHER'S DAY. THAT'S A MAN.

1227. REALLY NEEDS THIS MOTHER'S DAY. THAT'S A MAN. BECAUSE SHE DESERVES IT.

1228. THAT'S A MAN. BECAUSE SHE DESERVES IT. MOM, ARE YOU VIDEOTAPING

1229. BECAUSE SHE DESERVES IT. MOM, ARE YOU VIDEOTAPING THIS?

1230. MOM, ARE YOU VIDEOTAPING THIS? HI, SWEETHEART.

1231. THIS? HI, SWEETHEART. HOW YOU DOING?

1232. HI, SWEETHEART. HOW YOU DOING? I'M TRYING TO TELL EVERYBODY.

1233. HOW YOU DOING? I'M TRYING TO TELL EVERYBODY. YOU'RE MAKING IT REALLY HARD

1234. I'M TRYING TO TELL EVERYBODY. YOU'RE MAKING IT REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW.

1235. YOU'RE MAKING IT REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW. OKAY.

1236. RIGHT NOW. OKAY. DON'T FORGET TO SMILE.

1237. OKAY. DON'T FORGET TO SMILE. PLEASE KILL ME.

1238. DON'T FORGET TO SMILE. PLEASE KILL ME. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

1239. PLEASE KILL ME. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. PETE DAVIDSON AND HIS MOM.

1240. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. PETE DAVIDSON AND HIS MOM.

1241. PETE DAVIDSON AND HIS MOM. MY MOM IS THE BEST.

1242. MY MOM IS THE BEST. GOOD NIGHT!

1243. MY MOM IS THE BEST. GOOD NIGHT! GOOD NIGHT!

1244. WELL, JOHN — YES. HE IS DEAD FOR GOOD.

1245. YES. HE IS DEAD FOR GOOD. BUT HE IS THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO

1246. HE IS DEAD FOR GOOD. BUT HE IS THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE.

1247. BUT HE IS THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE. NOT ANYMORE.

1248. THE THRONE. NOT ANYMORE. BECAUSE OF HOW DEAD HE IS.

1249. NOT ANYMORE. BECAUSE OF HOW DEAD HE IS. WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THE

1250. BECAUSE OF HOW DEAD HE IS. WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THE BODY?

1251. WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THE BODY? BURY HIM?

1252. BODY? BURY HIM? NO.

1253. BURY HIM? NO. I THINK WITH THIS ONE WE JUST

1254. NO. I THINK WITH THIS ONE WE JUST LEAVE HIM OUT ON THIS SLAB FOR A

1255. I THINK WITH THIS ONE WE JUST LEAVE HIM OUT ON THIS SLAB FOR A FEW DAYS.

1256. LEAVE HIM OUT ON THIS SLAB FOR A FEW DAYS. SO THAT EVERYONE CAN SEE HOW

1257. FEW DAYS. SO THAT EVERYONE CAN SEE HOW DEAD HE REALLY IS.

1258. SO THAT EVERYONE CAN SEE HOW DEAD HE REALLY IS. BOY IS HE DEAD.

1259. DEAD HE REALLY IS. BOY IS HE DEAD. HE IS THE DEADEST.

1260. BOY IS HE DEAD. HE IS THE DEADEST. YEP.

1261. HE IS THE DEADEST. YEP. DEAD.

1262. YEP. DEAD. FOR SURE.

1263. DEAD. FOR SURE. OH, MY GOD.

1264. FOR SURE. OH, MY GOD. THIS IS SO SLOW.

1265. OH, MY GOD. THIS IS SO SLOW. BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE

1266. THIS IS SO SLOW. BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE ALREADY.

1267. BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE ALREADY. WE ALL KNOW IT IS GOING TO

1268. ALREADY. WE ALL KNOW IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

1269. WE ALL KNOW IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN. NO IT IS NOT.

1270. HAPPEN. NO IT IS NOT. BECAUSE HE IS SUPER DEAD.

1271. NO IT IS NOT. BECAUSE HE IS SUPER DEAD. ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, HE IS

1272. BECAUSE HE IS SUPER DEAD. ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, HE IS LIKE A TEN OF DEAD.

1273. ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, HE IS LIKE A TEN OF DEAD. TOTALLY, SIR, BUT WAIT —

1274. LIKE A TEN OF DEAD. TOTALLY, SIR, BUT WAIT — DOES JOHN SNOW HAVE TO BE —

1275. TOTALLY, SIR, BUT WAIT — DOES JOHN SNOW HAVE TO BE — HAVE TO BE —

1276. DOES JOHN SNOW HAVE TO BE — HAVE TO BE — WHAT, TODD?

1277. HAVE TO BE — WHAT, TODD? HAVE TO BE DEAD?

1278. WHAT, TODD? HAVE TO BE DEAD? NO.

1279. HAVE TO BE DEAD? NO. HE DOESN'T.

1280. NO. HE DOESN'T. LET'S WAKE HIM UP.

1281. HE DOESN'T. LET'S WAKE HIM UP. POP HIM ON A HORSE.

1282. LET'S WAKE HIM UP. POP HIM ON A HORSE. AND GO FIGHT SOMEONE OR

1283. POP HIM ON A HORSE. AND GO FIGHT SOMEONE OR SOMETHING.

1284. AND GO FIGHT SOMEONE OR SOMETHING. WE ONLY GET TEN HOURS OF THIS

1285. SOMETHING. WE ONLY GET TEN HOURS OF THIS A YEAR, PEOPLE.

1286. WE ONLY GET TEN HOURS OF THIS A YEAR, PEOPLE. WE SPENT TWO IN THIS ROOM.

1287. A YEAR, PEOPLE. WE SPENT TWO IN THIS ROOM. RIGHT NOW WE ARE DOING THIS.

1288. WE SPENT TWO IN THIS ROOM. RIGHT NOW WE ARE DOING THIS. WE NEED TO BE DOING THIS.

1289. RIGHT NOW WE ARE DOING THIS. WE NEED TO BE DOING THIS. HELLO?

1290. WE NEED TO BE DOING THIS. HELLO? 'TIS I.

1291. HELLO? 'TIS I. REMEMBER, WITH THE

1292. 'TIS I. REMEMBER, WITH THE 1,000-YEAR-OLD —

1293. REMEMBER, WITH THE 1,000-YEAR-OLD — SEEING YOU GIVES ME AN IDEA.

1294. 1,000-YEAR-OLD — SEEING YOU GIVES ME AN IDEA. CAN YOU BRING JOHN SNOW BACK TO

1295. SEEING YOU GIVES ME AN IDEA. CAN YOU BRING JOHN SNOW BACK TO LIFE WITH YOUR MAGIC?

1296. CAN YOU BRING JOHN SNOW BACK TO LIFE WITH YOUR MAGIC? HMM — MAYBE.

1297. LIFE WITH YOUR MAGIC? HMM — MAYBE. LET ME THINK ABOUT IT FOR A FULL

1298. HMM — MAYBE. LET ME THINK ABOUT IT FOR A FULL TEN MINUTES.

1299. LET ME THINK ABOUT IT FOR A FULL TEN MINUTES. WHILE YOU THINK, WHY DON'T WE

1300. TEN MINUTES. WHILE YOU THINK, WHY DON'T WE BOTH STARE DRAMATICALLY.

1301. HOLY CRAP, I MEAN YOU GUYS MUST FEEL HOW SLOW THIS IS. YOU MUST.

1302. FEEL HOW SLOW THIS IS. YOU MUST. I MEAN WHAT IS THIS A PLAY?

1303. YOU MUST. I MEAN WHAT IS THIS A PLAY? LET'S GO DO SOMETHING.

1304. I MEAN WHAT IS THIS A PLAY? LET'S GO DO SOMETHING. BECAUSE THAT WILL BE SO COOL.

1305. LET'S GO DO SOMETHING. BECAUSE THAT WILL BE SO COOL. WE HAVE GIANTS, DRAGONS,

1306. BECAUSE THAT WILL BE SO COOL. WE HAVE GIANTS, DRAGONS, QUITICH.

1307. WE HAVE GIANTS, DRAGONS, QUITICH. THAT'S "HARRY POTTER."

1308. QUITICH. THAT'S "HARRY POTTER." WHATEVER.

1309. THAT'S "HARRY POTTER." WHATEVER. I HAVE DONE SOME EXCITING

1310. WHATEVER. I HAVE DONE SOME EXCITING THINGS IN MY LIFE.

1311. I HAVE DONE SOME EXCITING THINGS IN MY LIFE. REMEMBER, LAST YEAR WHEN I

1312. THINGS IN MY LIFE. REMEMBER, LAST YEAR WHEN I LEARNED TO READ.

1313. REMEMBER, LAST YEAR WHEN I LEARNED TO READ. NO, ACTUALLY.

1314. LEARNED TO READ. NO, ACTUALLY. I WANT TO THE BATHROOM DURING

1315. NO, ACTUALLY. I WANT TO THE BATHROOM DURING ALL OF THOSE SCENES.

1316. I WANT TO THE BATHROOM DURING ALL OF THOSE SCENES. MOVE ASIDE.

1317. ALL OF THOSE SCENES. MOVE ASIDE. I AM HERE —

1318. MOVE ASIDE. I AM HERE — TO SEE JOHN SNOW.

1319. I AM HERE — TO SEE JOHN SNOW. I HEARD THAT HE IS ALIVE AGAIN.

1320. TO SEE JOHN SNOW. I HEARD THAT HE IS ALIVE AGAIN. NO, THEY STILL HAVEN'T DONE

1321. I HEARD THAT HE IS ALIVE AGAIN. NO, THEY STILL HAVEN'T DONE IT.

1322. NO, THEY STILL HAVEN'T DONE IT. HE IS STILL ON THE SLAB.

1323. IT. HE IS STILL ON THE SLAB. WHAT?

1324. HE IS STILL ON THE SLAB. WHAT? UPDATE.

1325. WHAT? UPDATE. I HAVE DECIDED TO DO MY MAGIC.

1326. UPDATE. I HAVE DECIDED TO DO MY MAGIC. BUT A WARNING, IT ONLY WORKS IF

1327. I HAVE DECIDED TO DO MY MAGIC. BUT A WARNING, IT ONLY WORKS IF IT IS DONE VERY SLOWLY.

1328. BUT A WARNING, IT ONLY WORKS IF IT IS DONE VERY SLOWLY. OH!

1329. IT IS DONE VERY SLOWLY. OH! AH!

1330. OH! AH! FIRST I MUST WASH HIS BODY.

1331. AH! FIRST I MUST WASH HIS BODY. THAT'S PART OF THE MAGIC FOR

1332. FIRST I MUST WASH HIS BODY. THAT'S PART OF THE MAGIC FOR SURE.

1333. THAT'S PART OF THE MAGIC FOR SURE. NOT YET.

1334. SURE. NOT YET. MY MAGIC MAY NOT WORK.

1335. NOT YET. MY MAGIC MAY NOT WORK. AND NOW, EVERYONE THAT HAS BEEN

1336. MY MAGIC MAY NOT WORK. AND NOW, EVERYONE THAT HAS BEEN WAITING A YEAR TO SEE.

1337. AND NOW, EVERYONE THAT HAS BEEN WAITING A YEAR TO SEE. I SHALL CUT HIS HAIR.

1338. WAITING A YEAR TO SEE. I SHALL CUT HIS HAIR. NOT YET.

1339. I SHALL CUT HIS HAIR. NOT YET. SORRY.

1340. NOT YET. SORRY. NOW I THROW HIS HAIR INTO A TINY

1341. SORRY. NOW I THROW HIS HAIR INTO A TINY LITTLE FIRE ONE STRAND AT A

1342. NOW I THROW HIS HAIR INTO A TINY LITTLE FIRE ONE STRAND AT A TIME.

1343. LITTLE FIRE ONE STRAND AT A TIME. PICK UP THE PACE WOMAN!

1344. TIME. PICK UP THE PACE WOMAN! NEVER MIND THE PACE!

1345. PICK UP THE PACE WOMAN! NEVER MIND THE PACE! I'M ANY SURE THEY'RE CUTTING

1346. NEVER MIND THE PACE! I'M ANY SURE THEY'RE CUTTING AWAY TO "KINGS LANDING" WHILE

1347. I'M ANY SURE THEY'RE CUTTING AWAY TO "KINGS LANDING" WHILE THEY DO ALL THIS BORING STUFF.

1348. AWAY TO "KINGS LANDING" WHILE THEY DO ALL THIS BORING STUFF. NO, NO, THEY'RE NOT.

1349. THEY DO ALL THIS BORING STUFF. NO, NO, THEY'RE NOT. THEY'RE STAYING ON US.

1350. NO, NO, THEY'RE NOT. THEY'RE STAYING ON US. ALL IN REALTIME.

1351. THEY'RE STAYING ON US. ALL IN REALTIME. THEY ARE.

1352. ALL IN REALTIME. THEY ARE. ABRACADABRA LIVE.

1353. THEY ARE. ABRACADABRA LIVE. IT WORKED!

1354. ABRACADABRA LIVE. IT WORKED! WHAT A TWIST.

1355. IT WORKED! WHAT A TWIST. FINALLY.

1356. WHAT A TWIST. FINALLY. ON TO THE GOOD STUFF.

1357. FINALLY. ON TO THE GOOD STUFF. I MISS MY FAMILY.

1358. ON TO THE GOOD STUFF. I MISS MY FAMILY. TAKE ME, I WANT TO SEE WHAT

1359. I MISS MY FAMILY. TAKE ME, I WANT TO SEE WHAT THEY'RE UP TO.

1360. TAKE ME, I WANT TO SEE WHAT THEY'RE UP TO. NO.

1361. THEY'RE UP TO. NO.

1362. > WELCOME BACK TO QUIZ WHIZ 2016. NEITHER OF YOU GOT A SINGLE

1363. 2016. NEITHER OF YOU GOT A SINGLE QUESTION WRONG.

1364. NEITHER OF YOU GOT A SINGLE QUESTION WRONG. THIS IS FOR ALL QUIZ WHIZ GLORY.

1365. QUESTION WRONG. THIS IS FOR ALL QUIZ WHIZ GLORY. FIRST TO BUZZ IN WITH THE

1366. THIS IS FOR ALL QUIZ WHIZ GLORY. FIRST TO BUZZ IN WITH THE CORRECT ANSWER WINS.

1367. FIRST TO BUZZ IN WITH THE CORRECT ANSWER WINS. IT'S GOING TO BE ME.

1368. CORRECT ANSWER WINS. IT'S GOING TO BE ME. I'VE GOT THIS.

1369. IT'S GOING TO BE ME. I'VE GOT THIS. HERE IS YOUR QUESTION.

1370. I'VE GOT THIS. HERE IS YOUR QUESTION. IN THE YEAR 2016, DONALD TRUMP

1371. HERE IS YOUR QUESTION. IN THE YEAR 2016, DONALD TRUMP WON THE REPUBLICAN NOMINATION

1372. IN THE YEAR 2016, DONALD TRUMP WON THE REPUBLICAN NOMINATION FOR PRESIDENT.

1373. WON THE REPUBLICAN NOMINATION FOR PRESIDENT. BUT WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE MAN

1374. FOR PRESIDENT. BUT WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE MAN WHO CAME IN SECOND?

1375. BUT WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE MAN WHO CAME IN SECOND? SHOOT.

1376. WHO CAME IN SECOND? SHOOT. UM — WHAT IS —

1377. SHOOT. UM — WHAT IS — THAT GAME.

1378. UM — WHAT IS — THAT GAME. OH, GOD, OH GOD.

1379. THAT GAME. OH, GOD, OH GOD. AS A REMINDER, HE WAS ON TV

1380. OH, GOD, OH GOD. AS A REMINDER, HE WAS ON TV FOR 13 STRAIGHT MONTHS.

1381. AS A REMINDER, HE WAS ON TV FOR 13 STRAIGHT MONTHS. HE WAS A MAJOR PLAYER IN THE

1382. FOR 13 STRAIGHT MONTHS. HE WAS A MAJOR PLAYER IN THE ELECTION.

1383. HE WAS A MAJOR PLAYER IN THE ELECTION. IT WAS DONALD TRUMP FIRST, JOHN

1384. ELECTION. IT WAS DONALD TRUMP FIRST, JOHN KASICH THIRD.

1385. IT WAS DONALD TRUMP FIRST, JOHN KASICH THIRD. I KNOW JOHN KASICH.

1386. KASICH THIRD. I KNOW JOHN KASICH. OF COURSE, JOHN KASICH.

1387. I KNOW JOHN KASICH. OF COURSE, JOHN KASICH. BUT WHO WAS THAT OTHER GUY

1388. OF COURSE, JOHN KASICH. BUT WHO WAS THAT OTHER GUY THAT CAME IN SECOND?

1389. BUT WHO WAS THAT OTHER GUY THAT CAME IN SECOND? GOD, I AM TRYING TO PICTURE

1390. THAT CAME IN SECOND? GOD, I AM TRYING TO PICTURE HIM.

1391. GOD, I AM TRYING TO PICTURE HIM. BUT MY BRAIN IS JUST SHOWING ME

1392. HIM. BUT MY BRAIN IS JUST SHOWING ME NOTHING.

1393. BUT MY BRAIN IS JUST SHOWING ME NOTHING. YES, THAT'S HIM.

1394. NOTHING. YES, THAT'S HIM. I CAN'T REMEMBER HIS FACE THE

1395. YES, THAT'S HIM. I CAN'T REMEMBER HIS FACE THE I AM JUST SEEING THIS LIKE BLOB.

1396. I CAN'T REMEMBER HIS FACE THE I AM JUST SEEING THIS LIKE BLOB. YEAH, YEAH, YOU HAVE GOT IT.

1397. I AM JUST SEEING THIS LIKE BLOB. YEAH, YEAH, YOU HAVE GOT IT. IT IS ON THE TIP OF MY — OH,

1398. YEAH, YEAH, YOU HAVE GOT IT. IT IS ON THE TIP OF MY — OH, WHAT IT IT?

1399. IT IS ON THE TIP OF MY — OH, WHAT IT IT? OH, I KNOW, TONGUE.

1400. WHAT IT IT? OH, I KNOW, TONGUE. YES.

1401. OH, I KNOW, TONGUE. YES. WHO THE GUY IS?

1402. YES. WHO THE GUY IS? MAYBE THIS WILL HELP.

1403. WHO THE GUY IS? MAYBE THIS WILL HELP. IN THE FINAL WEEK OF HIS

1404. MAYBE THIS WILL HELP. IN THE FINAL WEEK OF HIS CAMPAIGN HE BEGAN A VICIOUS

1405. IN THE FINAL WEEK OF HIS CAMPAIGN HE BEGAN A VICIOUS CRUSADE AGAINST TRANSGENDER

1406. CAMPAIGN HE BEGAN A VICIOUS CRUSADE AGAINST TRANSGENDER PEOPLE.

1407. CRUSADE AGAINST TRANSGENDER PEOPLE. RIGHT AT THE END.

1408. PEOPLE. RIGHT AT THE END. YES, DAYS BEFORE.

1409. RIGHT AT THE END. YES, DAYS BEFORE. WHAT'S HIS NAME?

1410. YES, DAYS BEFORE. WHAT'S HIS NAME? GOD, I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD

1411. WHAT'S HIS NAME? GOD, I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD KNOW THIS.

1412. GOD, I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD KNOW THIS. I AM TRANSGENDERED.

1413. KNOW THIS. I AM TRANSGENDERED. WE ALL ARE.

1414. I AM TRANSGENDERED. WE ALL ARE. IT'S

1415. WE ALL ARE. IT'S 2018.

1416. IT'S 2018. I WOULD LOOK TO USE MY FIRST

1417. 2018. I WOULD LOOK TO USE MY FIRST LIFE LINE.

1418. I WOULD LOOK TO USE MY FIRST LIFE LINE. I WOULD LIKE A VISUAL CLUE ALL

1419. LIFE LINE. I WOULD LIKE A VISUAL CLUE ALL RIGHT.

1420. I WOULD LIKE A VISUAL CLUE ALL RIGHT. HAND ON YOUR BUZZER.

1421. RIGHT. HAND ON YOUR BUZZER. HERE IT IS.

1422. HAND ON YOUR BUZZER. HERE IT IS. CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT CLUE,

1423. HERE IT IS. CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT CLUE, DANA.

1424. CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT CLUE, DANA. YEAH.

1425. DANA. YEAH. TELL US WHEN YOU PUT UP THE

1426. YEAH. TELL US WHEN YOU PUT UP THE CLUE, DANA.

1427. TELL US WHEN YOU PUT UP THE CLUE, DANA. I JUST DID.

1428. CLUE, DANA. I JUST DID. THAT'S IT.

1429. I JUST DID. THAT'S IT. THE PHOTO OF CARLY FIORINA.

1430. THAT'S IT. THE PHOTO OF CARLY FIORINA. THIS CANDIDATE'S VICE PRESIDENT.

1431. THE PHOTO OF CARLY FIORINA. THIS CANDIDATE'S VICE PRESIDENT. WAIT, WHAT?

1432. THIS CANDIDATE'S VICE PRESIDENT. WAIT, WHAT? HE DIDN'T EVEN WIN THE

1433. WAIT, WHAT? HE DIDN'T EVEN WIN THE NOMINATION BUT HAD A VICE

1434. HE DIDN'T EVEN WIN THE NOMINATION BUT HAD A VICE PRESIDENT?

1435. NOMINATION BUT HAD A VICE PRESIDENT? NAME CARY FERRARI?

1436. PRESIDENT? NAME CARY FERRARI? DANA, I WOULD LIKE TO PHONE A

1437. NAME CARY FERRARI? DANA, I WOULD LIKE TO PHONE A FRIEND.

1438. DANA, I WOULD LIKE TO PHONE A FRIEND. HIS NAME IS KRITCHER, TEACHES

1439. FRIEND. HIS NAME IS KRITCHER, TEACHES POLITICAL HISTORY AT HARVARD.

1440. HIS NAME IS KRITCHER, TEACHES POLITICAL HISTORY AT HARVARD. HE WILL KNOW THIS ONE FOR SURE.

1441. POLITICAL HISTORY AT HARVARD. HE WILL KNOW THIS ONE FOR SURE. HELLO, THIS IS CRITCHARD.

1442. HE WILL KNOW THIS ONE FOR SURE. HELLO, THIS IS CRITCHARD. I'M ON QUIZ WHIZ, 2018.

1443. HELLO, THIS IS CRITCHARD. I'M ON QUIZ WHIZ, 2018. I HAVE A QUESTION.

1444. I'M ON QUIZ WHIZ, 2018. I HAVE A QUESTION. ONE SECOND.

1445. I HAVE A QUESTION. ONE SECOND. I'M DRIVING.

1446. ONE SECOND. I'M DRIVING. LET ME PULL OVER TO THE SIDE OF

1447. I'M DRIVING. LET ME PULL OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE AIR.

1448. LET ME PULL OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE AIR. THIS IS A FLYING CAR.

1449. THE AIR. THIS IS A FLYING CAR. OF COURSE.

1450. THIS IS A FLYING CAR. OF COURSE. OKAY, CRICHARD.

1451. OF COURSE. OKAY, CRICHARD. OKAY, IN 2016, DONALD TRUMP WON

1452. OKAY, CRICHARD. OKAY, IN 2016, DONALD TRUMP WON THE REPUBLICAN NOMINATION.

1453. OKAY, IN 2016, DONALD TRUMP WON THE REPUBLICAN NOMINATION. YES, YES.

1454. THE REPUBLICAN NOMINATION. YES, YES. I WILL DEFINITELY KNOW THIS.

1455. YES, YES. I WILL DEFINITELY KNOW THIS. WHAT WAS THE NAME OF MAN WHO

1456. I WILL DEFINITELY KNOW THIS. WHAT WAS THE NAME OF MAN WHO CAME IN SECOND?

1457. WHAT WAS THE NAME OF MAN WHO CAME IN SECOND? AYE, OH, OOH.

1458. CAME IN SECOND? AYE, OH, OOH. FIVE SECONDS.

1459. AYE, OH, OOH. FIVE SECONDS. CRICHARD.

1460. FIVE SECONDS. CRICHARD. IN FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE,

1461. CRICHARD. IN FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE, ZERO.

1462. IN FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE, ZERO. OH, WELL, GOOD-BYE.

1463. ZERO. OH, WELL, GOOD-BYE. OH.

1464. OH, WELL, GOOD-BYE. OH. OKAY, CONTESTANTS TO HELP YOU

1465. OH. OKAY, CONTESTANTS TO HELP YOU OUT.

1466. OKAY, CONTESTANTS TO HELP YOU OUT. WE WILL GIVE YOU TWO LETTERS OF

1467. OUT. WE WILL GIVE YOU TWO LETTERS OF HIS NAME.

1468. WE WILL GIVE YOU TWO LETTERS OF HIS NAME. HERE THEY ARE.

1469. HIS NAME. HERE THEY ARE. OKAY, DANA.

1470. HERE THEY ARE. OKAY, DANA. I HAVE IT.

1471. OKAY, DANA. I HAVE IT. TALK CRAP!

1472. I HAVE IT. TALK CRAP! I'M SORRY THAT'S WHAT HE WAS

1473. TALK CRAP! I'M SORRY THAT'S WHAT HE WAS VOTED IN HIGH SCHOOL.

1474. I'M SORRY THAT'S WHAT HE WAS VOTED IN HIGH SCHOOL. WE ARE LOOKING FOR HIS NAME.

1475. VOTED IN HIGH SCHOOL. WE ARE LOOKING FOR HIS NAME. MARK YOU, ARE OUT.

1476. WE ARE LOOKING FOR HIS NAME. MARK YOU, ARE OUT. I WILL JUST HEAD BACK HOME TO

1477. MARK YOU, ARE OUT. I WILL JUST HEAD BACK HOME TO MARS.

1478. I WILL JUST HEAD BACK HOME TO MARS. IT'S 2018.

1479. MARS. IT'S 2018. I KNOW I CAN GET THIS.

1480. IT'S 2018. I KNOW I CAN GET THIS. I WOULD LIKE TO USE A LIFE LINE.

1481. I KNOW I CAN GET THIS. I WOULD LIKE TO USE A LIFE LINE. IT WILL COST YOU QUIZY

1482. I WOULD LIKE TO USE A LIFE LINE. IT WILL COST YOU QUIZY WHIZZIES.

1483. IT WILL COST YOU QUIZY WHIZZIES. HERE IS YOUR SUPER CLUE.

1484. WHIZZIES. HERE IS YOUR SUPER CLUE. HEIDI, HE IS YOUR HUSBAND.

1485. HERE IS YOUR SUPER CLUE. HEIDI, HE IS YOUR HUSBAND. OH, MY GOD.

1486. HEIDI, HE IS YOUR HUSBAND. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.

1487. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. I FORGOT WE DID THAT WHOLE THING

1488. OH, MY GOD. I FORGOT WE DID THAT WHOLE THING TOGETHER.

1489. I FORGOT WE DID THAT WHOLE THING TOGETHER. THAT WAS SAD.

1490. TOGETHER. THAT WAS SAD. ELBOWED ME IN THE FACE AT THE

1491. THAT WAS SAD. ELBOWED ME IN THE FACE AT THE END.

1492. ELBOWED ME IN THE FACE AT THE END. AH, OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT IT IS.

1493. END. AH, OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT IT IS. FINAL ANSWER.

1494. AH, OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT IT IS. FINAL ANSWER. CRUZ.

1495. FINAL ANSWER. CRUZ. TED CRUZ.

1496. CRUZ. TED CRUZ. THAT'S CORRECT.

1497. TED CRUZ. THAT'S CORRECT. HEIDI YOU WIN.

1498. THAT'S CORRECT. HEIDI YOU WIN. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING.

1499. HEIDI YOU WIN. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. THIS HAS BEEN "QUIZ WHIZ 2018."

1500. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. THIS HAS BEEN "QUIZ WHIZ 2018." ALL HAIL PRESIDENT TRUMP.

1501. THIS HAS BEEN "QUIZ WHIZ 2018." ALL HAIL PRESIDENT TRUMP. ♪ TRUMP OUR FEARLESS LEADER HIS

1502. WHAT'S UP, QUICK STARTER, I'M CHRIS FITZPATRICK. WE ARE DISCREET ANNIHILATION.

1503. WE WANT YOU TO DONATE $750,000 SO WE CAN RECORD OUR TRACK. AND OUR WEB EXCLUSIVE FILM.

1504. SO WE CAN RECORD OUR TRACK. AND OUR WEB EXCLUSIVE FILM. WHO ARE WE?

1505. AND OUR WEB EXCLUSIVE FILM. WHO ARE WE? STREET ANNIHILATION IS A

1506. WHO ARE WE? STREET ANNIHILATION IS A BRAND NEW BAND.

1507. STREET ANNIHILATION IS A BRAND NEW BAND. WE ARE ALL WHITE BUT DO

1508. BRAND NEW BAND. WE ARE ALL WHITE BUT DO BLACK STYLE RAP AND DO GOOD

1509. WE ARE ALL WHITE BUT DO BLACK STYLE RAP AND DO GOOD MUSIC WITH

1510. BLACK STYLE RAP AND DO GOOD MUSIC WITH ELECTRIC GUITARS.

1511. MUSIC WITH ELECTRIC GUITARS. AND HIS DAD USED TO BE A TRAIN

1512. ELECTRIC GUITARS. AND HIS DAD USED TO BE A TRAIN CONDIKTOR.

1513. AND HIS DAD USED TO BE A TRAIN CONDIKTOR. BOY, HAS SHE GOT SOME STORIES

1514. CONDIKTOR. BOY, HAS SHE GOT SOME STORIES TO TELL.

1515. BOY, HAS SHE GOT SOME STORIES TO TELL. NOW YOU MIGHT BE SAYING.

1516. TO TELL. NOW YOU MIGHT BE SAYING. WE GOT IT.

1517. NOW YOU MIGHT BE SAYING. WE GOT IT. YOU GUYS ARE DEFINITELY NOT

1518. WE GOT IT. YOU GUYS ARE DEFINITELY NOT CORPORATE CLONES AND YOU MAKE

1519. YOU GUYS ARE DEFINITELY NOT CORPORATE CLONES AND YOU MAKE GOOD ASS MUSIC.

1520. CORPORATE CLONES AND YOU MAKE GOOD ASS MUSIC. DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT A

1521. GOOD ASS MUSIC. DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT A MOVIE?

1522. DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT A MOVIE? YES.

1523. MOVIE? YES. IT'S CALLED JOHNNY SHADOW,

1524. YES. IT'S CALLED JOHNNY SHADOW, RIGHT.

1525. IT'S CALLED JOHNNY SHADOW, RIGHT. SOUNDS REVOLUTIONARY.

1526. RIGHT. SOUNDS REVOLUTIONARY. WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT?

1527. SOUNDS REVOLUTIONARY. WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT? JOHNNY SHADOW ITS ABOUT A

1528. WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT? JOHNNY SHADOW ITS ABOUT A RENEGADE LIVING IN THE FUTURE

1529. JOHNNY SHADOW ITS ABOUT A RENEGADE LIVING IN THE FUTURE SOCIETY RUN BY EVIL DR.

1530. RENEGADE LIVING IN THE FUTURE SOCIETY RUN BY EVIL DR. CONFORMITY.

1531. SOCIETY RUN BY EVIL DR. CONFORMITY. MOST MOVIES ARE BORING,

1532. CONFORMITY. MOST MOVIES ARE BORING, ROMANTIC, LITTLE BITCH,

1533. MOST MOVIES ARE BORING, ROMANTIC, LITTLE BITCH, BRAINWASHED, BUBBLEGUM.

1534. ROMANTIC, LITTLE BITCH, BRAINWASHED, BUBBLEGUM. THIS FILM IS DIFFERENT.

1535. BRAINWASHED, BUBBLEGUM. THIS FILM IS DIFFERENT. JOHNNY IS CREATIVE WITH HIS

1536. THIS FILM IS DIFFERENT. JOHNNY IS CREATIVE WITH HIS LYRICS AND RIDES A BLUE

1537. JOHNNY IS CREATIVE WITH HIS LYRICS AND RIDES A BLUE MOTORCYCLE.

1538. LYRICS AND RIDES A BLUE MOTORCYCLE. WHAT AM I DOING TALKING SO MUCH?

1539. MOTORCYCLE. WHAT AM I DOING TALKING SO MUCH? LET'S WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE

1540. WHAT AM I DOING TALKING SO MUCH? LET'S WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PREVIEW.

1541. LET'S WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PREVIEW. YOU MUST JOIN US, MR. SHADOW.

1542. SNEAK PREVIEW. YOU MUST JOIN US, MR. SHADOW. WEAR THESE NAME BRAND CLOTHES

1543. YOU MUST JOIN US, MR. SHADOW. WEAR THESE NAME BRAND CLOTHES AND BECOME A MAINSTREAM SLAVE.

1544. WEAR THESE NAME BRAND CLOTHES AND BECOME A MAINSTREAM SLAVE. NO WAY, I HAVE GOT ANOTHER

1545. AND BECOME A MAINSTREAM SLAVE. NO WAY, I HAVE GOT ANOTHER IDEA.

1546. NO WAY, I HAVE GOT ANOTHER IDEA. HA-HA-HA-HA.

1547. IDEA. HA-HA-HA-HA. THANK YOU, JOHNNY.

1548. HA-HA-HA-HA. THANK YOU, JOHNNY. WE'RE NOT CORPORATE DRONES

1549. THANK YOU, JOHNNY. WE'RE NOT CORPORATE DRONES ANYMORE.

1550. WE'RE NOT CORPORATE DRONES ANYMORE. ALL RIGHT.

1551. ANYMORE. ALL RIGHT. NOW FOR YOUR —

1552. ALL RIGHT. NOW FOR YOUR — FOR $10 YOU GET A DIGITAL

1553. NOW FOR YOUR — FOR $10 YOU GET A DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE ALBUM AND WE'LL

1554. FOR $10 YOU GET A DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE ALBUM AND WE'LL POST A

1555. DOWNLOAD OF THE ALBUM AND WE'LL POST A PICTURE OF YOU ON THE BAND'S

1556. POST A PICTURE OF YOU ON THE BAND'S OFFICIAL INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT.

1557. PICTURE OF YOU ON THE BAND'S OFFICIAL INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT. FOR $25, YOU GET ONE OF MY

1558. OFFICIAL INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT. FOR $25, YOU GET ONE OF MY HAND DRAWN, FUNNY,

1559. FOR $25, YOU GET ONE OF MY HAND DRAWN, FUNNY, CARTOON FAMILY FAMILIES.

1560. HAND DRAWN, FUNNY, CARTOON FAMILY FAMILIES. THE FOOLERS.

1561. CARTOON FAMILY FAMILIES. THE FOOLERS. PLUS INSTAGRAM PIC AND DOWNLOAD

1562. THE FOOLERS. PLUS INSTAGRAM PIC AND DOWNLOAD OF THE ALBUM.

1563. PLUS INSTAGRAM PIC AND DOWNLOAD OF THE ALBUM. FOR $1,000 YOU GET A —

1564. OF THE ALBUM. FOR $1,000 YOU GET A — FOOLERS DRAWING, THE ID CARD,

1565. FOR $1,000 YOU GET A — FOOLERS DRAWING, THE ID CARD, AND ALLOWS YOU TO FLY OUT AND BE

1566. FOOLERS DRAWING, THE ID CARD, AND ALLOWS YOU TO FLY OUT AND BE OUR INTERN.

1567. AND ALLOWS YOU TO FLY OUT AND BE OUR INTERN. FOR $5 T. YOU GET THE I.D. CARD,

1568. OUR INTERN. FOR $5 T. YOU GET THE I.D. CARD, FOOL ER

1569. FOR $5 T. YOU GET THE I.D. CARD, FOOL ER DRAWING, DOWNLOAD, INSTAGRAM,

1570. FOOL ER DRAWING, DOWNLOAD, INSTAGRAM, AUTOGRAPHED BASEBALL AND A

1571. DRAWING, DOWNLOAD, INSTAGRAM, AUTOGRAPHED BASEBALL AND A DINNER DATE WITH YOURS TRULY.

1572. AUTOGRAPHED BASEBALL AND A DINNER DATE WITH YOURS TRULY. HEY, I DON'T DISCRIMINATE.

1573. DINNER DATE WITH YOURS TRULY. HEY, I DON'T DISCRIMINATE. EXCEPT YOU HAVE TO BE A SKINNY

1574. HEY, I DON'T DISCRIMINATE. EXCEPT YOU HAVE TO BE A SKINNY STRIPPER.

1575. EXCEPT YOU HAVE TO BE A SKINNY STRIPPER. LAST BUT NOT LEAST.

1576. STRIPPER. LAST BUT NOT LEAST. AS CONTRIBUTOR AT EXECUTIVE

1577. LAST BUT NOT LEAST. AS CONTRIBUTOR AT EXECUTIVE ZOMBIE LEVEL FOR $100,000, YOU

1578. AS CONTRIBUTOR AT EXECUTIVE ZOMBIE LEVEL FOR $100,000, YOU WILL GET THE FOOLERS, DOWNLOAD,

1579. ZOMBIE LEVEL FOR $100,000, YOU WILL GET THE FOOLERS, DOWNLOAD, BASEBALL, ID, BANDANNA, AND

1580. WILL GET THE FOOLERS, DOWNLOAD, BASEBALL, ID, BANDANNA, AND WE'LL SEND YOU A PERSONALIZED

1581. BASEBALL, ID, BANDANNA, AND WE'LL SEND YOU A PERSONALIZED RAP BY C.C. TOXIC USING YOUR

1582. WE'LL SEND YOU A PERSONALIZED RAP BY C.C. TOXIC USING YOUR NAME.

1583. NAME. ♪ COME BACK TO ATTACK YOU ♪ KEVIN.

1584. KEVIN. AND IF YOU ARE STILL NOT CONVINCED MAYBE THIS WILL PUT

1585. AND IF YOU ARE STILL NOT CONVINCED MAYBE THIS WILL PUT YOU OVER THE EDGE.

1586. CONVINCED MAYBE THIS WILL PUT YOU OVER THE EDGE. WHAT IS THAT?

1587. YOU OVER THE EDGE. WHAT IS THAT? JOHNNY SHADOW.

1588. JOHNNY SHADOW. ♪ UNDERCOVER ♪

1589. > ONCE AGAIN, ALICIA KEYS.

1590. ♪ THERE'S A HOLE IN MY HEART

1591. I'VE BEEN STRONG FOR SO LONG THAT I'M BLIND ♪ ♪ IS THERE A PLACE I CAN GO

1592. THAT I'M BLIND ♪ ♪ IS THERE A PLACE I CAN GO WHERE THE LONELY

1593. WHERE THE LONELY RIVER FLOWS ♪ ♪ WHERE FEAR ENDS

1594. AND FAITH BEGINS ♪ ♪ HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH

1595. HALLELUJAH LET ME IN ♪ ♪ I BEEN PRAYIN'

1596. LET ME IN ♪ ♪ I BEEN PRAYIN' BUT I'M PAYIN'

1597. BUT I'M PAYIN' FOR MY SINS ♪ ♪ WON'T YOU GIVE

1598. FOR MY SINS ♪ ♪ WON'T YOU GIVE ME A SIGN

1599. ME A SIGN BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND ♪ ♪ OOOH

1600. BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND ♪ ♪ OOOH HALLELUJAH

1601. HALLELUJAH LET ME IN ♪ ♪ EVERY TURN MAKES THINK

1602. LET ME IN ♪ ♪ EVERY TURN MAKES THINK THAT I'M CLOSER

1603. BUT SOMEHOW I JUST NEVER ARRIVE ♪ ♪ WHEN ALL HOPE DISAPPEARS

1604. NEVER ARRIVE ♪ ♪ WHEN ALL HOPE DISAPPEARS PLEASE PROTECT ME

1605. PLEASE PROTECT ME FROM MY FEARS ♪ ♪ I NEED YOU

1606. RIGHT BY MY SIDE ♪ ♪ HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH

1607. HALLELUJAH LET ME IN ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN PRAYIN'

1608. LET ME IN ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN PRAYIN' BUT I'M PAYIN'

1609. BUT I'M PAYIN' FOR MY SINS ♪ ♪ WON'T YOU GIVE

1610. FOR MY SINS ♪ ♪ WON'T YOU GIVE ME A SIGN

1611. ME A SIGN BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND ♪ ♪ OOOH

1612. BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND ♪ ♪ OOOH HALLELUJAH

1613. HALLELUJAH LET ME IN ♪ ♪ OOOH

1614. LET ME IN ♪ ♪ OOOH OOOH

1615. OOOH HALLELUJAH ♪ ♪ OOOH

1616. HALLELUJAH ♪ ♪ OOOH OOOH

1617. OOOH HALLELUJAH ♪ ♪ ALL THE PAIN

1618. HALLELUJAH ♪ ♪ ALL THE PAIN THAT HAS BEEN

1619. PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS ♪ ♪ OOOH

1620. FOR MY SINS ♪ ♪ OOOH HALLELUJAH

1621. HALLELUJAH LET ME IN ♪ ♪ OOOH

1622. LET ME IN ♪ ♪ OOOH OOOH

1623. OOOH LET ME IN ♪ ♪ OOOH

1624. LET ME IN ♪ ♪ OOOH OOOH

1625. OOOH LET ME IN ♪ ♪ OOOH

1626. LET ME IN ♪ ♪ OOOH OOOH

1627. PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS ♪ ♪ OOOH

1628. FOR MY SINS ♪ ♪ OOOH HALLELUJAH

1629. HALLELUJAH LET ME IN ♪ ♪ OOOH

1630. LET ME IN ♪ ♪ OOOH HALLELUJAH

1631. HALLELUJAH LET ME IN ♪ ♪ OOOH

1632. LET ME IN ♪ ♪ OOOH HALLELUJAH

1633. HALLELUJAH LET ME IN ♪

1634. HELLO, I'M BING CROSBY. DID I MENTION THAT I'M DOOBIE-DOOBIE DEAD.

1635. DID I MENTION THAT I'M DOOBIE-DOOBIE DEAD. HOW AM I TALKING NOW?

1636. DOOBIE-DOOBIE DEAD. HOW AM I TALKING NOW? THE MAGIC OF HOLOGRAMS.

1637. HOW AM I TALKING NOW? THE MAGIC OF HOLOGRAMS. THANKS TO THE SCIENCE FROM THE

1638. THE MAGIC OF HOLOGRAMS. THANKS TO THE SCIENCE FROM THE 90s WE CAN RE-CREATE ARTISTS

1639. THANKS TO THE SCIENCE FROM THE 90s WE CAN RE-CREATE ARTISTS FROM THE PAST AND MAKE THEM SING

1640. 90s WE CAN RE-CREATE ARTISTS FROM THE PAST AND MAKE THEM SING SONG TUESDAY.

1641. FROM THE PAST AND MAKE THEM SING SONG TUESDAY. INTRODUCING "DEAD-BOPS" AND THIS

1642. SONG TUESDAY. INTRODUCING "DEAD-BOPS" AND THIS LITTLE DIDDY

1643. INTRODUCING "DEAD-BOPS" AND THIS LITTLE DIDDY FROM MR. ROY ORBISON.

1644. LITTLE DIDDY FROM MR. ROY ORBISON. ♪ IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO SAY

1645. NOW ♪ YOU CAN FIND THAT AND MORE ON THIS GREAT COMPILATION DISK

1646. YOU CAN FIND THAT AND MORE ON THIS GREAT COMPILATION DISK RIGHT HERE.

1647. THIS GREAT COMPILATION DISK RIGHT HERE. DO YOU LIKE RIHANNA BUT WISH SHE

1648. RIGHT HERE. DO YOU LIKE RIHANNA BUT WISH SHE WAS ACTUALLY EARTHA KITT.

1649. AND WE'VE GOT OVER THREE MORE. AND ONE OF THE GREAT SINGERS AND

1650. MORE. AND ONE OF THE GREAT SINGERS AND CIVIL RIGHTS LEADERS OF HIS DAY.

1651. AND ONE OF THE GREAT SINGERS AND CIVIL RIGHTS LEADERS OF HIS DAY. WE USED THE COMPUTER TO MAKE HIM

1652. CIVIL RIGHTS LEADERS OF HIS DAY. WE USED THE COMPUTER TO MAKE HIM SING.

1653. WAIT, SOMEBODY GIVE THAT HOLOGRAM, A HOLOGRAMMY. NOT MY JOKE.

1654. HOLOGRAM, A HOLOGRAMMY. NOT MY JOKE. I'M JUST LASER BEAM.

1655. NOT MY JOKE. I'M JUST LASER BEAM. THERE IS MORE, PIT BULL

1656. I'M JUST LASER BEAM. THERE IS MORE, PIT BULL FEATURING NEYO, MORE LIKE

1657. THERE IS MORE, PIT BULL FEATURING NEYO, MORE LIKE GINGER ROGERS FEATURING FRED

1658. FEATURING NEYO, MORE LIKE GINGER ROGERS FEATURING FRED ASTAIRE.

1659. ASTAIRE. TONIGHT I WANT ALL OF YOU

1660. TONIGHT ♪ ♪ GIVE ME EVERYTHING TONIGHT ♪ ♪ FOR ALL WE KNOW WE MIGHT NOT

1661. MAKE TOMORROW ♪ ♪ LET'S DO IT TONIGHT ♪ OF COURSE, SELENA GOMEZ, SUNG BY

1662. OF COURSE, SELENA GOMEZ, SUNG BY SELENA GOMEZ OF THE '50s, ETHEL MERMEN.

1663. SELENA GOMEZ OF THE '50s, ETHEL MERMEN. ♪ CAN'T KEEP MY HAND TO MYSELF

1664. OH OH ♪ STILL WORKING OUT THE KINKS. JUST IGNORE THAT WHILE AMERICA'S

1665. STILL WORKING OUT THE KINKS. JUST IGNORE THAT WHILE AMERICA'S SWEETHEART LESLIE GORE THROWS

1666. JUST IGNORE THAT WHILE AMERICA'S SWEETHEART LESLIE GORE THROWS DOWN THIS RATCHET CLUB BANGER BY

1667. SWEETHEART LESLIE GORE THROWS DOWN THIS RATCHET CLUB BANGER BY MS. NICKI MINAJ.

1668. SOMEBODY ♪ YOU CAN'T MENTION SINGING

1669. SOMEBODY ♪ YOU CAN'T MENTION SINGING HOLOGRAMS WITHOUT TUPAC SHOWING

1670. YOU CAN'T MENTION SINGING HOLOGRAMS WITHOUT TUPAC SHOWING UP.

1671. HOLOGRAMS WITHOUT TUPAC SHOWING UP. HERE HE IS WITH HIS HARD CORE

1672. UP. HERE HE IS WITH HIS HARD CORE RESPONSE TO ALL OF THE HATERS

1673. HERE HE IS WITH HIS HARD CORE RESPONSE TO ALL OF THE HATERS OUT THERE.

1674. RESPONSE TO ALL OF THE HATERS OUT THERE. ♪ I STAY OUT TOO LATE

1675. OUT THERE. ♪ I STAY OUT TOO LATE GOT NOTHING IN MY BRAIN

1676. PLAY, PLAY ♪ ♪ HATERS GONNA HATE, HATE ♪ ♪ I SHAKE THEM OFF, SHAKE THEM

1677. THANK YOU TO ALICIA KEYS, DANA CARVEY, ALL THE MOMS, AND THE CAST OF "SATURDAY NIGHT

1678. DANA CARVEY, ALL THE MOMS, AND THE CAST OF "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE".

1679. THE CAST OF "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE". THANK YOU I HAD THE TIME OF MY

1680. LIVE". THANK YOU I HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE!

1681. THANK YOU I HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE! THANK YOU FOR HANGING OUT WITH

1682. LIFE! THANK YOU FOR HANGING OUT WITH US TONIGHT!

1683. THANK YOU FOR HANGING OUT WITH US TONIGHT! GOOD NIGHT!