1. > GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO
THE CNN DEMOCRATIC DEBATE LIVE
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2. > GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO
THE CNN DEMOCRATIC DEBATE LIVE
FROM BROOKLYN, NEW YORK.
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3. THE CNN DEMOCRATIC DEBATE LIVE
FROM BROOKLYN, NEW YORK.
I'M WOLF BLITZER, AND BELIEVE IT
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4. FROM BROOKLYN, NEW YORK.
I'M WOLF BLITZER, AND BELIEVE IT
OR NOT, I SHAVED FIVE MINUTES
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5. I'M WOLF BLITZER, AND BELIEVE IT
OR NOT, I SHAVED FIVE MINUTES
AGO.
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6. OR NOT, I SHAVED FIVE MINUTES
AGO.
LET'S MEET THE CANDIDATES.
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7. AGO.
LET'S MEET THE CANDIDATES.
FIRST UP, FORMER SECRETARY OF
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8. LET'S MEET THE CANDIDATES.
FIRST UP, FORMER SECRETARY OF
STATE HILLARY CLINTON.
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9. FIRST UP, FORMER SECRETARY OF
STATE HILLARY CLINTON.
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10. STATE HILLARY CLINTON.
HELLO.
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11. HELLO.
HELLO, BROOKLYN!
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12. HELLO.
HELLO, BROOKLYN!
I CANNOT WAIT TO BE YOUR NEXT
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13. HELLO, BROOKLYN!
I CANNOT WAIT TO BE YOUR NEXT
PRESIDENT, IF I'M ELECTED, OF
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14. I CANNOT WAIT TO BE YOUR NEXT
PRESIDENT, IF I'M ELECTED, OF
COURSE.
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15. PRESIDENT, IF I'M ELECTED, OF
COURSE.
NOT GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF IN
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16. COURSE.
NOT GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF IN
PUBLIC.
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17. NOT GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF IN
PUBLIC.
IN PRIVATE, I'VE BEEN PRESIDENT
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18. PUBLIC.
IN PRIVATE, I'VE BEEN PRESIDENT
FOR 15 YEARS.
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19. IN PRIVATE, I'VE BEEN PRESIDENT
FOR 15 YEARS.
AND VERMONT SENATOR, BERNIE
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20. FOR 15 YEARS.
AND VERMONT SENATOR, BERNIE
SANDERS.
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21. AND VERMONT SENATOR, BERNIE
SANDERS.
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD FOR YOU.
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22. SANDERS.
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD FOR YOU.
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23. GOOD, GOOD, GOOD FOR YOU.
GOOD FOR YOU.
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24. GOOD FOR YOU.
GOOD FOR YOU.
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25. GOOD FOR YOU.
GOOD FOR YOU.
I AM BERNIE SANDERS.
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26. GOOD FOR YOU.
I AM BERNIE SANDERS.
I'M A VOICE FOR REGULAR PEOPLE.
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27. I AM BERNIE SANDERS.
I'M A VOICE FOR REGULAR PEOPLE.
I'M NOT FANCY.
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28. I'M A VOICE FOR REGULAR PEOPLE.
I'M NOT FANCY.
I'M NOT THE ELITE.
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29. I'M NOT FANCY.
I'M NOT THE ELITE.
I PUT ON MY PANTS JUST LIKE ALL
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30. I'M NOT THE ELITE.
I PUT ON MY PANTS JUST LIKE ALL
OF YOU.
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31. I PUT ON MY PANTS JUST LIKE ALL
OF YOU.
I SIT ON THE EDGE OF THE BED AND
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32. OF YOU.
I SIT ON THE EDGE OF THE BED AND
JANE PULLS THEM UP FOR ME.
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33. I SIT ON THE EDGE OF THE BED AND
JANE PULLS THEM UP FOR ME.
THANK YOU BOTH FOR MAKING
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34. JANE PULLS THEM UP FOR ME.
THANK YOU BOTH FOR MAKING
TIME TO BE HERE.
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35. THANK YOU BOTH FOR MAKING
TIME TO BE HERE.
I KNOW IT WAS HARD FOR BOTH OF
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36. TIME TO BE HERE.
I KNOW IT WAS HARD FOR BOTH OF
YOU TO AGREE ON A DATE.
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37. I KNOW IT WAS HARD FOR BOTH OF
YOU TO AGREE ON A DATE.
WELL, NO, NOT FOR ME, WOLF, I
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38. YOU TO AGREE ON A DATE.
WELL, NO, NOT FOR ME, WOLF, I
OFFERED UP A DATE RIGHT AWAY, I
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39. WELL, NO, NOT FOR ME, WOLF, I
OFFERED UP A DATE RIGHT AWAY, I
SAID HOW ABOUT MAPRIL 33rd AT
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40. OFFERED UP A DATE RIGHT AWAY, I
SAID HOW ABOUT MAPRIL 33rd AT
BLOOP OWE CLOCK.
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41. SAID HOW ABOUT MAPRIL 33rd AT
BLOOP OWE CLOCK.
I ALWAYS TALK LIKE I'M ON THE
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42. BLOOP OWE CLOCK.
I ALWAYS TALK LIKE I'M ON THE
OTHER SIDE OF A RIVER.
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43. I ALWAYS TALK LIKE I'M ON THE
OTHER SIDE OF A RIVER.
SECRETARY CLINTON WE'LL START
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44. OTHER SIDE OF A RIVER.
SECRETARY CLINTON WE'LL START
WITH YOU.
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45. SECRETARY CLINTON WE'LL START
WITH YOU.
YOU RECENTLY STOOD BY GOVERNOR
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46. WITH YOU.
YOU RECENTLY STOOD BY GOVERNOR
CUOMO AS HE SIGNED A $15 MINIMUM
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47. YOU RECENTLY STOOD BY GOVERNOR
CUOMO AS HE SIGNED A $15 MINIMUM
WAGE INTO LAW.
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48. CUOMO AS HE SIGNED A $15 MINIMUM
WAGE INTO LAW.
DO YOU NO LONGER THINK IT SHOULD
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49. WAGE INTO LAW.
DO YOU NO LONGER THINK IT SHOULD
BE $12?
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50. DO YOU NO LONGER THINK IT SHOULD
BE $12?
I HAVE SAID FROM THE
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51. BE $12?
I HAVE SAID FROM THE
BEGINNING THAT IT SHOULD BE A
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52. I HAVE SAID FROM THE
BEGINNING THAT IT SHOULD BE A
COMBINATION OF 12 AND OR 15.
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53. BEGINNING THAT IT SHOULD BE A
COMBINATION OF 12 AND OR 15.
NO, NO YOU DIDN'T.
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54. COMBINATION OF 12 AND OR 15.
NO, NO YOU DIDN'T.
YOU ALWAYS SAID 12.
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55. NO, NO YOU DIDN'T.
YOU ALWAYS SAID 12.
AND 15.
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56. YOU ALWAYS SAID 12.
AND 15.
I SAID 12 AND OR 15.
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57. AND 15.
I SAID 12 AND OR 15.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
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58. I SAID 12 AND OR 15.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
YES, IT IS.
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59. THAT'S NOT TRUE.
YES, IT IS.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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60. YES, IT IS.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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61. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
ARE YOU FEELING THAT, BURN?
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62. ARE YOU FEELING THAT, BURN?
SECRETARY CLINTON, COME ON,
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63. ARE YOU FEELING THAT, BURN?
SECRETARY CLINTON, COME ON,
LET HIM GO.
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64. SECRETARY CLINTON, COME ON,
LET HIM GO.
LET HIM GO.
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65. LET HIM GO.
LET HIM GO.
THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN
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66. LET HIM GO.
THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN
BROOKLYN, BABY.
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67. THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN
BROOKLYN, BABY.
GOD I LOVE BROOKLYN.
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68. BROOKLYN, BABY.
GOD I LOVE BROOKLYN.
BROOKLYN'S THE ONLY PLACE IN
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69. GOD I LOVE BROOKLYN.
BROOKLYN'S THE ONLY PLACE IN
EARTH WHERE THE
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70. BROOKLYN'S THE ONLY PLACE IN
EARTH WHERE THE
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71. EARTH WHERE THE
IS BETTER THAT THE
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72. IS BETTER THAT THE
OH, YEAH CANDIDATES, IT'S
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73. OH, YEAH CANDIDATES, IT'S
TIME FOR THE BLACK QUESTIONS.
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74. OH, YEAH CANDIDATES, IT'S
TIME FOR THE BLACK QUESTIONS.
SO THEY ASKED ME TO DO IT, AND
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75. TIME FOR THE BLACK QUESTIONS.
SO THEY ASKED ME TO DO IT, AND
I'M GOING TO DO IT REAL GOOD.
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76. SO THEY ASKED ME TO DO IT, AND
I'M GOING TO DO IT REAL GOOD.
HERE WE GO.
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77. I'M GOING TO DO IT REAL GOOD.
HERE WE GO.
SECRETARY CLINTON, IN 1994.
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78. HERE WE GO.
SECRETARY CLINTON, IN 1994.
YOU SUPPORTED A CRIME BILL THAT
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79. SECRETARY CLINTON, IN 1994.
YOU SUPPORTED A CRIME BILL THAT
LED TO THE MASS INCARCERATION OF
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80. YOU SUPPORTED A CRIME BILL THAT
LED TO THE MASS INCARCERATION OF
MANY BLACK PEOPLE.
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81. LED TO THE MASS INCARCERATION OF
MANY BLACK PEOPLE.
DO YOU REGRET THIS DECISION?
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82. MANY BLACK PEOPLE.
DO YOU REGRET THIS DECISION?
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83. DO YOU REGRET THIS DECISION?
I AM LAUGHING TO GIVE MYSELF
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84. I AM LAUGHING TO GIVE MYSELF
TIME.
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85. I AM LAUGHING TO GIVE MYSELF
TIME.
TO THINK ABOUT HOW TO ANSWER
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86. TIME.
TO THINK ABOUT HOW TO ANSWER
THIS QUESTION.
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87. TO THINK ABOUT HOW TO ANSWER
THIS QUESTION.
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88. THIS QUESTION.
GOT IT, GOT IT.
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89. GOT IT, GOT IT.
LISTEN.
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90. GOT IT, GOT IT.
LISTEN.
WOLF, THE BLACK COMMUNITY LOVES
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91. LISTEN.
WOLF, THE BLACK COMMUNITY LOVES
ME.
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92. WOLF, THE BLACK COMMUNITY LOVES
ME.
AND I LOVE THEM.
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93. ME.
AND I LOVE THEM.
IN FACT, I HAVE TWO BLACK PEOPLE
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94. AND I LOVE THEM.
IN FACT, I HAVE TWO BLACK PEOPLE
IN MY PHONE.
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95. IN FACT, I HAVE TWO BLACK PEOPLE
IN MY PHONE.
BARACK OBAMA AND MY HUSBAND,
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96. IN MY PHONE.
BARACK OBAMA AND MY HUSBAND,
BILL CLINTON.
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97. BARACK OBAMA AND MY HUSBAND,
BILL CLINTON.
GOD I LOVE BARACK, WE DO
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98. BILL CLINTON.
GOD I LOVE BARACK, WE DO
EVERYTHING TOGETHER, WE'RE
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99. GOD I LOVE BARACK, WE DO
EVERYTHING TOGETHER, WE'RE
ALWAYS CHILLIN' OUT, RELAXING
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100. EVERYTHING TOGETHER, WE'RE
ALWAYS CHILLIN' OUT, RELAXING
ALL COOL, SHOOTING SOME B-BALL
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101. ALWAYS CHILLIN' OUT, RELAXING
ALL COOL, SHOOTING SOME B-BALL
OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL.
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102. ALL COOL, SHOOTING SOME B-BALL
OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL.
WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS WERE UP TO
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103. OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL.
WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS WERE UP TO
NO GOOD.
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104. WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS WERE UP TO
NO GOOD.
WHOA WHOA WHOA, I'M GOING TO
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105. NO GOOD.
WHOA WHOA WHOA, I'M GOING TO
STOP YOU THERE, YOU ALREADY HAVE
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106. WHOA WHOA WHOA, I'M GOING TO
STOP YOU THERE, YOU ALREADY HAVE
THE BLACK VOTE, DON'T RUIN IT.
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107. STOP YOU THERE, YOU ALREADY HAVE
THE BLACK VOTE, DON'T RUIN IT.
I HAVE SUPPORTED THE BLACK
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108. THE BLACK VOTE, DON'T RUIN IT.
I HAVE SUPPORTED THE BLACK
COMMUNITY SINCE THE '60s.
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109. I HAVE SUPPORTED THE BLACK
COMMUNITY SINCE THE '60s.
I MARCHED IN SELMA WITH MARTIN
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110. COMMUNITY SINCE THE '60s.
I MARCHED IN SELMA WITH MARTIN
LUTHER KING, JR.
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111. I MARCHED IN SELMA WITH MARTIN
LUTHER KING, JR.
DID THEY RUN WHEN THEY TURNED ON
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112. LUTHER KING, JR.
DID THEY RUN WHEN THEY TURNED ON
THE HOSES?
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113. DID THEY RUN WHEN THEY TURNED ON
THE HOSES?
YES.
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114. THE HOSES?
YES.
I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR GETTING
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115. YES.
I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR GETTING
WET.
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116. I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR GETTING
WET.
I'M NOT GETTING SICK IN SELMA,
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117. WET.
I'M NOT GETTING SICK IN SELMA,
I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
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118. I'M NOT GETTING SICK IN SELMA,
I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
MOVING ON SECRETARY CLINTON.
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119. I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
MOVING ON SECRETARY CLINTON.
MANY PEOPLE HAVE SAID THIS
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120. MOVING ON SECRETARY CLINTON.
MANY PEOPLE HAVE SAID THIS
CAMPAIGN HAS GOTTEN MEANER IN
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121. MANY PEOPLE HAVE SAID THIS
CAMPAIGN HAS GOTTEN MEANER IN
RECENT WEEKS.
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122. CAMPAIGN HAS GOTTEN MEANER IN
RECENT WEEKS.
DO YOU THINK YOU PLAYED A PART
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123. RECENT WEEKS.
DO YOU THINK YOU PLAYED A PART
IN THIS?
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124. DO YOU THINK YOU PLAYED A PART
IN THIS?
OH, COME ON, I DON'T HAVE A
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125. IN THIS?
OH, COME ON, I DON'T HAVE A
MEAN BONE IN MY BODY.
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126. OH, COME ON, I DON'T HAVE A
MEAN BONE IN MY BODY.
WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
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127. MEAN BONE IN MY BODY.
WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
APPROPRIATE TO TAKE SOME
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128. WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
APPROPRIATE TO TAKE SOME
QUESTIONS FROM REAL NEW YORKERS
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129. APPROPRIATE TO TAKE SOME
QUESTIONS FROM REAL NEW YORKERS
IN THE AUDIENCE.
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130. QUESTIONS FROM REAL NEW YORKERS
IN THE AUDIENCE.
SURE, SURE, BRING IT ON.
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131. IN THE AUDIENCE.
SURE, SURE, BRING IT ON.
OUR FIRST QUESTION COMES FROM
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132. SURE, SURE, BRING IT ON.
OUR FIRST QUESTION COMES FROM
ELAINE BENNIS.
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133. OUR FIRST QUESTION COMES FROM
ELAINE BENNIS.
HI THERE, I HAVE TWO
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134. ELAINE BENNIS.
HI THERE, I HAVE TWO
QUESTIONS.
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135. HI THERE, I HAVE TWO
QUESTIONS.
MY FIRST IS FOR SENATOR SANDERS.
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136. QUESTIONS.
MY FIRST IS FOR SENATOR SANDERS.
I COULDN'T HEAR THE SANDERS.
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137. MY FIRST IS FOR SENATOR SANDERS.
I COULDN'T HEAR THE SANDERS.
I DIDN'T ASK IT YET, BERNIE.
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138. I COULDN'T HEAR THE SANDERS.
I DIDN'T ASK IT YET, BERNIE.
YOU'VE BEEN PRETTY VAGUE IN
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139. I DIDN'T ASK IT YET, BERNIE.
YOU'VE BEEN PRETTY VAGUE IN
THE PAST, HOW EXACTLY ARE YOU
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140. YOU'VE BEEN PRETTY VAGUE IN
THE PAST, HOW EXACTLY ARE YOU
GOING TO BREAK UP THE BIG BANKS.
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141. THE PAST, HOW EXACTLY ARE YOU
GOING TO BREAK UP THE BIG BANKS.
YOU MEAN A BIG BANK BREAKUP?
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142. GOING TO BREAK UP THE BIG BANKS.
YOU MEAN A BIG BANK BREAKUP?
YEAH, A BIG BANK BREAKUP.
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143. YOU MEAN A BIG BANK BREAKUP?
YEAH, A BIG BANK BREAKUP.
YOU BREAK THEM UP?
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144. YEAH, A BIG BANK BREAKUP.
YOU BREAK THEM UP?
HOW?
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145. YOU BREAK THEM UP?
HOW?
HOW?
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146. HOW?
HOW?
ONCE I'M ELECTED PRESIDENT,
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147. HOW?
ONCE I'M ELECTED PRESIDENT,
I'LL HAVE A NICE SCVHITZ IN THE
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148. ONCE I'M ELECTED PRESIDENT,
I'LL HAVE A NICE SCVHITZ IN THE
WHITE HOUSE GYM, I'LL SIT THEM
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149. I'LL HAVE A NICE SCVHITZ IN THE
WHITE HOUSE GYM, I'LL SIT THEM
DOWN AND YADDA YADDA YADDA,
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150. WHITE HOUSE GYM, I'LL SIT THEM
DOWN AND YADDA YADDA YADDA,
THEY'LL BE BROKEN UP.
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151. DOWN AND YADDA YADDA YADDA,
THEY'LL BE BROKEN UP.
WHAT?
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152. THEY'LL BE BROKEN UP.
WHAT?
NO, NO.
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153. WHAT?
NO, NO.
YOU CAN'T YADDA YADDA AT A
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154. NO, NO.
YOU CAN'T YADDA YADDA AT A
DEBATE.
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155. YOU CAN'T YADDA YADDA AT A
DEBATE.
ALSO, YOU YADDA YADDAED OVER THE
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156. DEBATE.
ALSO, YOU YADDA YADDAED OVER THE
BEST PART.
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157. ALSO, YOU YADDA YADDAED OVER THE
BEST PART.
NO, I MENTIONED THE SCHVITZ.
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158. BEST PART.
NO, I MENTIONED THE SCHVITZ.
SECRETARY CLINTON, MY
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159. NO, I MENTIONED THE SCHVITZ.
SECRETARY CLINTON, MY
QUESTION FOR YOU IS, DOESN'T IT
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160. SECRETARY CLINTON, MY
QUESTION FOR YOU IS, DOESN'T IT
SUCK TO BE THE ONLY GIRL IN A
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161. QUESTION FOR YOU IS, DOESN'T IT
SUCK TO BE THE ONLY GIRL IN A
GROUP OF GUYS?
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162. SUCK TO BE THE ONLY GIRL IN A
GROUP OF GUYS?
YES, IT DOES, MY SISTER
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163. GROUP OF GUYS?
YES, IT DOES, MY SISTER
FRIEND.
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164. YES, IT DOES, MY SISTER
FRIEND.
DON'T WORRY, BECAUSE EVERYONE
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165. FRIEND.
DON'T WORRY, BECAUSE EVERYONE
THINKS YOU ARE BY FAR THE
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166. DON'T WORRY, BECAUSE EVERYONE
THINKS YOU ARE BY FAR THE
FUNNIEST.
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167. THINKS YOU ARE BY FAR THE
FUNNIEST.
I MEAN, THE MOST QUALIFIED.
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168. FUNNIEST.
I MEAN, THE MOST QUALIFIED.
WHAT THE HELL AM I?
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169. I MEAN, THE MOST QUALIFIED.
WHAT THE HELL AM I?
YOU'RE BALD.
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170. WHAT THE HELL AM I?
YOU'RE BALD.
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171. YOU'RE BALD.
BERNIE'S GETTING UPSET.
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172. BERNIE'S GETTING UPSET.
OUR NEXT QUESTION IS IN
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173. BERNIE'S GETTING UPSET.
OUR NEXT QUESTION IS IN
ANOTHER LONG TIME NEW YORKER.
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174. OUR NEXT QUESTION IS IN
ANOTHER LONG TIME NEW YORKER.
SHE WORKS IN FASHION AND HER
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175. ANOTHER LONG TIME NEW YORKER.
SHE WORKS IN FASHION AND HER
NAME IS RACHEL GREEN.
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176. SHE WORKS IN FASHION AND HER
NAME IS RACHEL GREEN.
OH, YES.
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177. NAME IS RACHEL GREEN.
OH, YES.
BECAUSE OF THE — THE — YEAH,
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178. OH, YES.
BECAUSE OF THE — THE — YEAH,
AND — WHAT WOULD?
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179. BECAUSE OF THE — THE — YEAH,
AND — WHAT WOULD?
YEAH.
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180. AND — WHAT WOULD?
YEAH.
MA'AM, THAT WASN'T A QUESTION
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181. YEAH.
MA'AM, THAT WASN'T A QUESTION
AND YOUR TIME IS UP.
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182. MA'AM, THAT WASN'T A QUESTION
AND YOUR TIME IS UP.
OH, OH, GREAT.
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183. AND YOUR TIME IS UP.
OH, OH, GREAT.
OUR NEXT QUESTION COMES FROM
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184. OH, OH, GREAT.
OUR NEXT QUESTION COMES FROM
A FATHER OF SIX, HE'S AN OB/GYN
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185. OUR NEXT QUESTION COMES FROM
A FATHER OF SIX, HE'S AN OB/GYN
IN BROOKLYN AND HIS NAME IS DR.
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186. A FATHER OF SIX, HE'S AN OB/GYN
IN BROOKLYN AND HIS NAME IS DR.
CLIFF HUXTABLE.
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187. IN BROOKLYN AND HIS NAME IS DR.
CLIFF HUXTABLE.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
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188. CLIFF HUXTABLE.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
WE'RE GOING BACK TO MISS
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189. OH, NO, NO, NO.
WE'RE GOING BACK TO MISS
ELAINE BENNIS.
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190. WE'RE GOING BACK TO MISS
ELAINE BENNIS.
SENATOR SANDERS, YOU BELIEVE
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191. ELAINE BENNIS.
SENATOR SANDERS, YOU BELIEVE
THE SUPERRICH SHOULD PAY MORE IN
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192. SENATOR SANDERS, YOU BELIEVE
THE SUPERRICH SHOULD PAY MORE IN
TAXES?
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193. THE SUPERRICH SHOULD PAY MORE IN
TAXES?
YES.
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194. TAXES?
YES.
BUT WOULDN'T THAT BE BAD FOR
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195. YES.
BUT WOULDN'T THAT BE BAD FOR
ACTORS WHO MADE A LOT OF MONEY
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196. BUT WOULDN'T THAT BE BAD FOR
ACTORS WHO MADE A LOT OF MONEY
ON A CERTAIN VERY SUCCESSFUL
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197. ACTORS WHO MADE A LOT OF MONEY
ON A CERTAIN VERY SUCCESSFUL
SITCOM?
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198. ON A CERTAIN VERY SUCCESSFUL
SITCOM?
YEAH, SO?
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199. SITCOM?
YEAH, SO?
WELL, I MEAN, WOULDN'T IT BE
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200. YEAH, SO?
WELL, I MEAN, WOULDN'T IT BE
EVEN WORSE FOR THE PERSON WHO
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201. WELL, I MEAN, WOULDN'T IT BE
EVEN WORSE FOR THE PERSON WHO
CREATED THAT SITCOM?
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202. EVEN WORSE FOR THE PERSON WHO
CREATED THAT SITCOM?
I MEAN WOULDN'T HE LOSE A LOT OF
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203. CREATED THAT SITCOM?
I MEAN WOULDN'T HE LOSE A LOT OF
MONEY?
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204. I MEAN WOULDN'T HE LOSE A LOT OF
MONEY?
DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
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205. MONEY?
DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YOU
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206. DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YOU
SHOULD VOTE FOR HER.
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207. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YOU
SHOULD VOTE FOR HER.
THAT'S ME.
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208. SHOULD VOTE FOR HER.
THAT'S ME.
YES!
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209. THAT'S ME.
YES!
AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S
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210. YES!
AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S
SATURDAY NIGHT!
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211. AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S
SATURDAY NIGHT!
IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."
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212. WITH —
VANESSA BAYER.
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213. BECK BENNETT.
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214. AIDY BRYANT.
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215. COLIN JOST.
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216. TARAN KILLAM.
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217. KATE McKINNON.
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218. KYLE MOONEY.
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219. BOBBY MOYNIHAN.
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220. JAY PHAROAH.
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221. CECILY STRONG.
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222. KENAN THOMPSON.
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223. SASHEER ZAMADA.
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224. FEATURING —
MICHAEL CHE.
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225. PETE DAVIDSON.
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226. LESLIE JONES.
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227. JOHN RUDNITSKY.
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228. > MUSICAL GUEST, NICK JONAS.
AND YOUR HOST, JULIA
LOUIS-DREYFUS.
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229. AND YOUR HOST, JULIA
LOUIS-DREYFUS.
LOUIS-DREYFUS.
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230. LOUIS-DREYFUS.
LOUIS-DREYFUS.
> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JULIA
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231. LOUIS-DREYFUS.
> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JULIA
LOUIS-DREYFUS.
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232. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH.
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233. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH.
OH, MY GOD, I'M THRILLED TO BE
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234. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH.
OH, MY GOD, I'M THRILLED TO BE
HERE HOSTING DISTAL NIGHT LIVE.
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235. OH, MY GOD, I'M THRILLED TO BE
HERE HOSTING DISTAL NIGHT LIVE.
THIS IS MY THIRD TIME HOSTING.
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236. HERE HOSTING DISTAL NIGHT LIVE.
THIS IS MY THIRD TIME HOSTING.
YEAH, BUT IF WE'RE REALLY BEING
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237. THIS IS MY THIRD TIME HOSTING.
YEAH, BUT IF WE'RE REALLY BEING
HONEST, THAT NUMBER FEELS A
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238. YEAH, BUT IF WE'RE REALLY BEING
HONEST, THAT NUMBER FEELS A
LITTLE LOW.
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239. HONEST, THAT NUMBER FEELS A
LITTLE LOW.
DON'T YOU THINK?
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240. LITTLE LOW.
DON'T YOU THINK?
I MEAN, IT'S ALL GOOD, SNL IS A
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241. DON'T YOU THINK?
I MEAN, IT'S ALL GOOD, SNL IS A
SECOND HOME TO ME, I'M SURE YOU
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242. I MEAN, IT'S ALL GOOD, SNL IS A
SECOND HOME TO ME, I'M SURE YOU
ALL REMEMBER, BUT I STARTED OUT
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243. SECOND HOME TO ME, I'M SURE YOU
ALL REMEMBER, BUT I STARTED OUT
ON THE SHOW IN 1982 WITH EDDIE
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244. ALL REMEMBER, BUT I STARTED OUT
ON THE SHOW IN 1982 WITH EDDIE
MURPHY AND MARTY SHORT.
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245. ON THE SHOW IN 1982 WITH EDDIE
MURPHY AND MARTY SHORT.
YOU PROBABLY KNOW IT BETTER AS
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246. MURPHY AND MARTY SHORT.
YOU PROBABLY KNOW IT BETTER AS
THE JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS YEARS.
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247. YOU PROBABLY KNOW IT BETTER AS
THE JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS YEARS.
WELL, HERE'S ONE OF MY GREATEST
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248. THE JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS YEARS.
WELL, HERE'S ONE OF MY GREATEST
CHARACTERS.
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249. WELL, HERE'S ONE OF MY GREATEST
CHARACTERS.
COME IN.
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250. CHARACTERS.
COME IN.
THANK YOU —
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251. COME IN.
THANK YOU —
MR. QUIGLEY, THIS IS ED
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252. THANK YOU —
MR. QUIGLEY, THIS IS ED
GRIMLY.
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253. MR. QUIGLEY, THIS IS ED
GRIMLY.
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254. GRIMLY.
THANK YOU.
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255. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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256. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
AFTER SNL I WAS LAUNCHED INTO
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257. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
AFTER SNL I WAS LAUNCHED INTO
A FEATURE PHIL AM CAREER.
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258. AFTER SNL I WAS LAUNCHED INTO
A FEATURE PHIL AM CAREER.
IN 1986 I SCORED THE COVETED
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259. A FEATURE PHIL AM CAREER.
IN 1986 I SCORED THE COVETED
ROLE OF JEANETTE THE NYMPH IN
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260. IN 1986 I SCORED THE COVETED
ROLE OF JEANETTE THE NYMPH IN
THE CLASSIC MOVIE "TROLL."
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261. ROLE OF JEANETTE THE NYMPH IN
THE CLASSIC MOVIE "TROLL."
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262. THANK YOU.
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263. THANK YOU.
BUT, OF COURSE, TROLL WASN'T THE
ONLY MOVIE I WAS IN, I WAS ALSO
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264. BUT, OF COURSE, TROLL WASN'T THE
ONLY MOVIE I WAS IN, I WAS ALSO
IN A MOVIE CALLED "SOUL MAN"
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265. ONLY MOVIE I WAS IN, I WAS ALSO
IN A MOVIE CALLED "SOUL MAN"
WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO SHOW A
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266. IN A MOVIE CALLED "SOUL MAN"
WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO SHOW A
CLIP OF, BUT I CAN'T.
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267. WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO SHOW A
CLIP OF, BUT I CAN'T.
BECAUSE ALL OF MY SCENES ARE
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268. CLIP OF, BUT I CAN'T.
BECAUSE ALL OF MY SCENES ARE
WITH A MAN IN BLACK FACE.
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269. BECAUSE ALL OF MY SCENES ARE
WITH A MAN IN BLACK FACE.
I KNOW.
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270. WITH A MAN IN BLACK FACE.
I KNOW.
I KNOW.
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271. I KNOW.
I KNOW.
I KNOW.
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272. I KNOW.
I KNOW.
THAT SEEMS WEIRD, BUT PLEASE
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273. I KNOW.
THAT SEEMS WEIRD, BUT PLEASE
UNDERSTAND, IT WAS THE '80s, AND
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274. THAT SEEMS WEIRD, BUT PLEASE
UNDERSTAND, IT WAS THE '80s, AND
BLACK FACE HAD ONLY BEEN
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275. UNDERSTAND, IT WAS THE '80s, AND
BLACK FACE HAD ONLY BEEN
CONSIDERED RACIST FOR ABOUT 40
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276. BLACK FACE HAD ONLY BEEN
CONSIDERED RACIST FOR ABOUT 40
YEARS.
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277. CONSIDERED RACIST FOR ABOUT 40
YEARS.
BUT NOW, PEOPLE REALLY KNOW ME
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278. YEARS.
BUT NOW, PEOPLE REALLY KNOW ME
AND INSTEAD OF SAYING HEY,
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279. BUT NOW, PEOPLE REALLY KNOW ME
AND INSTEAD OF SAYING HEY,
THAT'S THE LADY FROM "TROLL."
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280. AND INSTEAD OF SAYING HEY,
THAT'S THE LADY FROM "TROLL."
NOW THEY SAY THAT'S THE WEIRD
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281. THAT'S THE LADY FROM "TROLL."
NOW THEY SAY THAT'S THE WEIRD
LADY FROM THE OLD NAVY
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282. NOW THEY SAY THAT'S THE WEIRD
LADY FROM THE OLD NAVY
COMMERCIAL.
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283. LADY FROM THE OLD NAVY
COMMERCIAL.
AND NOW I'M ON "VEEP."
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284. COMMERCIAL.
AND NOW I'M ON "VEEP."
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285. AND NOW I'M ON "VEEP."
THANK YOU.
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286. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
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287. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
FOLKS, I WANT TO TAKE A MOMENT
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288. THANK YOU.
FOLKS, I WANT TO TAKE A MOMENT
AND APOLOGIZE TO THE PEOPLE OF
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289. FOLKS, I WANT TO TAKE A MOMENT
AND APOLOGIZE TO THE PEOPLE OF
AMERICA FOR WHAT'S GOING ON IN
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290. AND APOLOGIZE TO THE PEOPLE OF
AMERICA FOR WHAT'S GOING ON IN
THIS ELECTION.
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291. AMERICA FOR WHAT'S GOING ON IN
THIS ELECTION.
YOU KNOW, WHEN WE STARTED DOING
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292. THIS ELECTION.
YOU KNOW, WHEN WE STARTED DOING
OUR SHOW.
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293. YOU KNOW, WHEN WE STARTED DOING
OUR SHOW.
THE IDEA OF A PRESIDENTIAL
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294. OUR SHOW.
THE IDEA OF A PRESIDENTIAL
CANDIDATE BEING A CURSING
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295. THE IDEA OF A PRESIDENTIAL
CANDIDATE BEING A CURSING
NARCISSISTIC BUFFOON WAS
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296. CANDIDATE BEING A CURSING
NARCISSISTIC BUFFOON WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE.
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297. NARCISSISTIC BUFFOON WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE.
SO AGAIN I'M VERY SORRY, I THINK
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298. SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE.
SO AGAIN I'M VERY SORRY, I THINK
WE MAY HAVE BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR
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299. SO AGAIN I'M VERY SORRY, I THINK
WE MAY HAVE BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR
THE — NO, I NEED THE NEXT CARD.
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300. WE MAY HAVE BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR
THE — NO, I NEED THE NEXT CARD.
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301. THE — NO, I NEED THE NEXT CARD.
WHAT?
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302. WHAT?
I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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303. WHAT?
I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I MEAN, MY GOD.
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304. I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I MEAN, MY GOD.
HOW HARD IS THIS, DEREK?
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305. I MEAN, MY GOD.
HOW HARD IS THIS, DEREK?
IT'S TONY, BUT —
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306. HOW HARD IS THIS, DEREK?
IT'S TONY, BUT —
NO, IT'S NOT.
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307. IT'S TONY, BUT —
NO, IT'S NOT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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308. NO, IT'S NOT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I JUST WANT TO SAY YOU'RE DOING
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309. YOU'RE RIGHT.
I JUST WANT TO SAY YOU'RE DOING
A GREAT JOB.
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310. I JUST WANT TO SAY YOU'RE DOING
A GREAT JOB.
YOU NEED TO HOST THE SHOW EVERY
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311. A GREAT JOB.
YOU NEED TO HOST THE SHOW EVERY
SINGLE WEEK.
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312. YOU NEED TO HOST THE SHOW EVERY
SINGLE WEEK.
I KNOW.
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313. SINGLE WEEK.
I KNOW.
I KNOW, NOW GO WAIT IN THE CAR.
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314. I KNOW.
I KNOW, NOW GO WAIT IN THE CAR.
GO.
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315. I KNOW, NOW GO WAIT IN THE CAR.
GO.
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW.
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316. GO.
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW.
NICK JONAS IS HERE, SO STICK
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317. WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW.
NICK JONAS IS HERE, SO STICK
AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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318. > THERE WE GO, SWEETIE.
I'M A MOM, THAT DOESN'T MEAN
I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE FUN.
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319. I'M A MOM, THAT DOESN'T MEAN
I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE FUN.
I DRIVE A MINIVAN, BUT I CAN
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320. I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE FUN.
I DRIVE A MINIVAN, BUT I CAN
LET LOOSE A LITTLE TOO.
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321. I DRIVE A MINIVAN, BUT I CAN
LET LOOSE A LITTLE TOO.
I WANT TO USE HEROIN, I ALSO
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322. LET LOOSE A LITTLE TOO.
I WANT TO USE HEROIN, I ALSO
WANT TO GET STUFF DONE.
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323. I WANT TO USE HEROIN, I ALSO
WANT TO GET STUFF DONE.
THAT'S WHY I REACH FOR HEROIN
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324. WANT TO GET STUFF DONE.
THAT'S WHY I REACH FOR HEROIN
AM.
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325. THAT'S WHY I REACH FOR HEROIN
AM.
THE ONLY NONDROWSY HEROIN ON THE
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326. AM.
THE ONLY NONDROWSY HEROIN ON THE
MARKET.
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327. THE ONLY NONDROWSY HEROIN ON THE
MARKET.
SO I CAN GET JACKED ON SCAGG AND
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328. MARKET.
SO I CAN GET JACKED ON SCAGG AND
THEN GET TO WORK.
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329. SO I CAN GET JACKED ON SCAGG AND
THEN GET TO WORK.
THERE WAS ALMOST A STIGMA
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330. THEN GET TO WORK.
THERE WAS ALMOST A STIGMA
ABOUT INJECTING BLACK TAR
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331. THERE WAS ALMOST A STIGMA
ABOUT INJECTING BLACK TAR
HEROIN.
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332. ABOUT INJECTING BLACK TAR
HEROIN.
BUT I'M ALMOST MORE ALERT THAN
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333. HEROIN.
BUT I'M ALMOST MORE ALERT THAN
IF I WEREN'T ON HEROIN.
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334. BUT I'M ALMOST MORE ALERT THAN
IF I WEREN'T ON HEROIN.
HEROIN USE IN AMERICA IS
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335. IF I WEREN'T ON HEROIN.
HEROIN USE IN AMERICA IS
STEADILY ON THE RISE.
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336. HEROIN USE IN AMERICA IS
STEADILY ON THE RISE.
PRODUCTIVITY AMONG HEROIN USERS
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337. STEADILY ON THE RISE.
PRODUCTIVITY AMONG HEROIN USERS
HAS REMAINED STAGNANT.
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338. PRODUCTIVITY AMONG HEROIN USERS
HAS REMAINED STAGNANT.
THAT'S WHY HEROIN AM COMBINES
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339. HAS REMAINED STAGNANT.
THAT'S WHY HEROIN AM COMBINES
HEROIN WITH CAFFEINE AND A SMALL
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340. THAT'S WHY HEROIN AM COMBINES
HEROIN WITH CAFFEINE AND A SMALL
PILE OF COCAINE.
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341. HEROIN WITH CAFFEINE AND A SMALL
PILE OF COCAINE.
NOW AVAILABLE IN GUMMY BEARS
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342. PILE OF COCAINE.
NOW AVAILABLE IN GUMMY BEARS
WHICH YOU CAN MELT DOWN AND
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343. NOW AVAILABLE IN GUMMY BEARS
WHICH YOU CAN MELT DOWN AND
INJECT.
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344. WHICH YOU CAN MELT DOWN AND
INJECT.
SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE, IT'S
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345. INJECT.
SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE, IT'S
HEROIN SO ALL THAT STUFF.
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346. SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE, IT'S
HEROIN SO ALL THAT STUFF.
NOW I ASK CHASE THE DRAGON
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347. HEROIN SO ALL THAT STUFF.
NOW I ASK CHASE THE DRAGON
WHILE I ALSO CHASE THIS LITTLE
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348. NOW I ASK CHASE THE DRAGON
WHILE I ALSO CHASE THIS LITTLE
GUY.
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349. WHILE I ALSO CHASE THIS LITTLE
GUY.
I'M GONNA GET YA.
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350. GUY.
I'M GONNA GET YA.
THIS MIGHT BE THE FIRST
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351. I'M GONNA GET YA.
THIS MIGHT BE THE FIRST
AFTERNOON MOM DOESN'T NEED A
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352. THIS MIGHT BE THE FIRST
AFTERNOON MOM DOESN'T NEED A
NAP.
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353. AFTERNOON MOM DOESN'T NEED A
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354. NAP.
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COCAINE PM.
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357. HEROIN AM, FROM THE MAKERS OF
COCAINE PM.
I WENT FROM NODDING OFF TO
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358. COCAINE PM.
I WENT FROM NODDING OFF TO
NODDING YES TO MORE HEROIN.
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359. I WENT FROM NODDING OFF TO
NODDING YES TO MORE HEROIN.
NOW, WHO'S READY FOR SCHOOL?
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360. NODDING YES TO MORE HEROIN.
NOW, WHO'S READY FOR SCHOOL?
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361. NOW, WHO'S READY FOR SCHOOL?
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362. > HELLO, MY NAME IS GABRIELLE
BOLOGNA.
HERE ON LONG ISLAND THE ONLY
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363. BOLOGNA.
HERE ON LONG ISLAND THE ONLY
THING AS BIG AS OUR DREAMS IS
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364. HERE ON LONG ISLAND THE ONLY
THING AS BIG AS OUR DREAMS IS
OUR FAMILY.
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365. THING AS BIG AS OUR DREAMS IS
OUR FAMILY.
AND OUR GOD GIVEN BREASTS.
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366. OUR FAMILY.
AND OUR GOD GIVEN BREASTS.
MORE THAN THAT, OUR JEWELRY.
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367. AND OUR GOD GIVEN BREASTS.
MORE THAN THAT, OUR JEWELRY.
THAT'S WHY WE'RE THE PROUD
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368. MORE THAN THAT, OUR JEWELRY.
THAT'S WHY WE'RE THE PROUD
SISTER OWNERS OF LONG ISLAND'S
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369. THAT'S WHY WE'RE THE PROUD
SISTER OWNERS OF LONG ISLAND'S
SISTER OWNERS OF LONG ISLAND'S
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370. SISTER OWNERS OF LONG ISLAND'S
SISTER OWNERS OF LONG ISLAND'S
OWN HUGE JEWELRY.
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371. SISTER OWNERS OF LONG ISLAND'S
OWN HUGE JEWELRY.
IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO NOTICE
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372. OWN HUGE JEWELRY.
IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO NOTICE
IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO NOTICE
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373. IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO NOTICE
IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO NOTICE
YOU BUT DON'T CARE IF IT'S GOOD
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374. IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO NOTICE
YOU BUT DON'T CARE IF IT'S GOOD
OR BAD?
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375. YOU BUT DON'T CARE IF IT'S GOOD
OR BAD?
WHY WEAR JEWELRY UNLESS YOU
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376. OR BAD?
WHY WEAR JEWELRY UNLESS YOU
CAN SEE IT FROM SPACE FP.
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377. WHY WEAR JEWELRY UNLESS YOU
CAN SEE IT FROM SPACE FP.
RIGHT?
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378. CAN SEE IT FROM SPACE FP.
RIGHT?
CASE IN POINT, THIS EXQUISITE
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379. RIGHT?
CASE IN POINT, THIS EXQUISITE
PIECE MODELLED BY MY BEAUTIFUL
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380. CASE IN POINT, THIS EXQUISITE
PIECE MODELLED BY MY BEAUTIFUL
DAUGHTER ADRENA.
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381. PIECE MODELLED BY MY BEAUTIFUL
DAUGHTER ADRENA.
SOUTHBOUND ISN'T THIS PIECE OF
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382. DAUGHTER ADRENA.
SOUTHBOUND ISN'T THIS PIECE OF
JEWELRY HUGE?
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383. SOUTHBOUND ISN'T THIS PIECE OF
JEWELRY HUGE?
HOW DO YOU FEEL IN THAT GORGEOUS
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384. JEWELRY HUGE?
HOW DO YOU FEEL IN THAT GORGEOUS
PIECE OF JEWELRY?
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385. HOW DO YOU FEEL IN THAT GORGEOUS
PIECE OF JEWELRY?
IT'S CRUSHING MY WINDPIPE.
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386. PIECE OF JEWELRY?
IT'S CRUSHING MY WINDPIPE.
YOUR DAUGHTER ABSOLUTELY
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387. IT'S CRUSHING MY WINDPIPE.
YOUR DAUGHTER ABSOLUTELY
GORGEOUS.
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388. YOUR DAUGHTER ABSOLUTELY
GORGEOUS.
MY DAUGHTER, GORGEOUS BODY,
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389. GORGEOUS.
MY DAUGHTER, GORGEOUS BODY,
GORGEOUS GIRL.L
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WHEN A BODY GOES, THE JEWELRY
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391. WHEN A BODY GOES, THE JEWELRY
GROWS.
ADRENA, WHY DON'T YOU TELL
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392. GROWS.
ADRENA, WHY DON'T YOU TELL
THE VIEWERS AT HOME A LITTLE
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393. ADRENA, WHY DON'T YOU TELL
THE VIEWERS AT HOME A LITTLE
ABOUT YOURSELF.
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394. THE VIEWERS AT HOME A LITTLE
ABOUT YOURSELF.
I'M 21.
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395. ABOUT YOURSELF.
I'M 21.
MY DREAM IS TO BE A DOCTOR OR
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396. I'M 21.
MY DREAM IS TO BE A DOCTOR OR
STABBED NEXT TO CARS.
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397. MY DREAM IS TO BE A DOCTOR OR
STABBED NEXT TO CARS.
AM I DONE?
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398. STABBED NEXT TO CARS.
AM I DONE?
YEAH, HONEY, I'LL SEE YOU AT
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399. AM I DONE?
YEAH, HONEY, I'LL SEE YOU AT
HOME.
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400. YEAH, HONEY, I'LL SEE YOU AT
HOME.
I'M MAKING STUFFED SHELLS.
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401. HOME.
I'M MAKING STUFFED SHELLS.
YOU LIKE HER DRESS?
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402. I'M MAKING STUFFED SHELLS.
YOU LIKE HER DRESS?
YEAH.
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403. YOU LIKE HER DRESS?
YEAH.
I BOUGHT IT AT 3:00 A.M. ON
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404. YEAH.
I BOUGHT IT AT 3:00 A.M. ON
MY iPAD WHILE I WAS WAITING FOR
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405. I BOUGHT IT AT 3:00 A.M. ON
MY iPAD WHILE I WAS WAITING FOR
MY BACK MEDICATION TOE KICK IN.
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406. MY iPAD WHILE I WAS WAITING FOR
MY BACK MEDICATION TOE KICK IN.
LOOK AT THIS EXQUISITE PAIR
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407. MY BACK MEDICATION TOE KICK IN.
LOOK AT THIS EXQUISITE PAIR
OF EARRINGS, MODELLED BY MY
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408. LOOK AT THIS EXQUISITE PAIR
OF EARRINGS, MODELLED BY MY
DAUGHTER VALENCIA.
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409. OF EARRINGS, MODELLED BY MY
DAUGHTER VALENCIA.
SHE'S WEARING A FULL JADE
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410. DAUGHTER VALENCIA.
SHE'S WEARING A FULL JADE
DROP EARRING COMPLIMENTED BY A
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411. SHE'S WEARING A FULL JADE
DROP EARRING COMPLIMENTED BY A
SHOULDER BRACE.
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412. DROP EARRING COMPLIMENTED BY A
SHOULDER BRACE.
HUGE EARRINGS ARE ELEVATED BY
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413. SHOULDER BRACE.
HUGE EARRINGS ARE ELEVATED BY
THE SHOULDER.
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414. HUGE EARRINGS ARE ELEVATED BY
THE SHOULDER.
YEAH, BECAUSE THE EARRING
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415. THE SHOULDER.
YEAH, BECAUSE THE EARRING
WILL RIP YOUR EAR LOBES STRAIGHT
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416. YEAH, BECAUSE THE EARRING
WILL RIP YOUR EAR LOBES STRAIGHT
OFF.
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417. WILL RIP YOUR EAR LOBES STRAIGHT
OFF.
IT HAPPENED TO ME, DIDN'T
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418. OFF.
IT HAPPENED TO ME, DIDN'T
HAVEN'T THESE SHOULDER GIGS AND
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419. IT HAPPENED TO ME, DIDN'T
HAVEN'T THESE SHOULDER GIGS AND
THE EARRINGS RIPPED RIGHT
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420. HAVEN'T THESE SHOULDER GIGS AND
THE EARRINGS RIPPED RIGHT
THROUGH.
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421. THE EARRINGS RIPPED RIGHT
THROUGH.
THE DOCTOR GLUED IT BACK
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422. THROUGH.
THE DOCTOR GLUED IT BACK
TOGETHER, BIG DEAL.
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423. THE DOCTOR GLUED IT BACK
TOGETHER, BIG DEAL.
AM I DONE, CAN I GO TO THE
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424. TOGETHER, BIG DEAL.
AM I DONE, CAN I GO TO THE
OUTLETS.
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425. AM I DONE, CAN I GO TO THE
OUTLETS.
YEAH, PLEASE.
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426. OUTLETS.
YEAH, PLEASE.
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, I LOVE YOU.
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427. YEAH, PLEASE.
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, I LOVE YOU.
SHE'S ABSOLUTELY
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428. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, I LOVE YOU.
SHE'S ABSOLUTELY
BREATHTAKING.
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429. SHE'S ABSOLUTELY
BREATHTAKING.
MY NEXT LOOK IS MY ABSOLUTE
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430. BREATHTAKING.
MY NEXT LOOK IS MY ABSOLUTE
FAVORITE, IT'S THE FABIANA KATE
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431. MY NEXT LOOK IS MY ABSOLUTE
FAVORITE, IT'S THE FABIANA KATE
COLLECTION.
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432. FAVORITE, IT'S THE FABIANA KATE
COLLECTION.
MODELLED BY MY DGHTER.
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433. COLLECTION.
MODELLED BY MY DGHTER.
AND MY NIECE.
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434. MODELLED BY MY DGHTER.
AND MY NIECE.
TWO WAYS, ONE HUGE PIECE OF
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435. AND MY NIECE.
TWO WAYS, ONE HUGE PIECE OF
JEWELRY.
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436. TWO WAYS, ONE HUGE PIECE OF
JEWELRY.
YOU CAN ROCK THE PEARL IN THE
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437. JEWELRY.
YOU CAN ROCK THE PEARL IN THE
FRONT OR JUST LET YOUR PEARL
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438. YOU CAN ROCK THE PEARL IN THE
FRONT OR JUST LET YOUR PEARL
HANG OUT IN THE BACK.
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439. FRONT OR JUST LET YOUR PEARL
HANG OUT IN THE BACK.
DOESN'T IT LOOK GORGEOUS?
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440. HANG OUT IN THE BACK.
DOESN'T IT LOOK GORGEOUS?
AND THE NECKLACES ARE ONLY
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441. DOESN'T IT LOOK GORGEOUS?
AND THE NECKLACES ARE ONLY
$12.
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442. AND THE NECKLACES ARE ONLY
$12.
HOW DO WE DO THAT?
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443. $12.
HOW DO WE DO THAT?
THEY'RE FILLED WITH DIRT.
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444. HOW DO WE DO THAT?
THEY'RE FILLED WITH DIRT.
PLEASE WELCOME MY GOD NEPHEW,
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445. THEY'RE FILLED WITH DIRT.
PLEASE WELCOME MY GOD NEPHEW,
ANTHONY MARCUS PRINCE
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446. PLEASE WELCOME MY GOD NEPHEW,
ANTHONY MARCUS PRINCE
MORTADELLA.
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447. ANTHONY MARCUS PRINCE
MORTADELLA.
YOU CAN PUT WHATEVER YOU WANT
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448. MORTADELLA.
YOU CAN PUT WHATEVER YOU WANT
ON IT.
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449. YOU CAN PUT WHATEVER YOU WANT
ON IT.
WHEN DID YOU GET SO HOT?
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450. ON IT.
WHEN DID YOU GET SO HOT?
I KNOW, HE USED TO HAVE
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451. WHEN DID YOU GET SO HOT?
I KNOW, HE USED TO HAVE
PIMPLES, HERE, HERE, HERE.
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452. I KNOW, HE USED TO HAVE
PIMPLES, HERE, HERE, HERE.
WELL, NO, NOT ANY MORE.
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453. PIMPLES, HERE, HERE, HERE.
WELL, NO, NOT ANY MORE.
IS THAT NECKLACE HEAVY FOR YOU,
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454. WELL, NO, NOT ANY MORE.
IS THAT NECKLACE HEAVY FOR YOU,
ANTHONY?
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455. IS THAT NECKLACE HEAVY FOR YOU,
ANTHONY?
NO, I'M PRETTY MUCH JACKED TO
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456. ANTHONY?
NO, I'M PRETTY MUCH JACKED TO
THE MAX.
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457. NO, I'M PRETTY MUCH JACKED TO
THE MAX.
WHEN DID YOU GET SO HOT?
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458. THE MAX.
WHEN DID YOU GET SO HOT?
LAST NIGHT.
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459. WHEN DID YOU GET SO HOT?
LAST NIGHT.
HUGE JEWELRY IN MASSAPEQUA,
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460. LAST NIGHT.
HUGE JEWELRY IN MASSAPEQUA,
LONG ISLAND.
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461. > CHAD!
CHAD!
OH, WHAT UP MISS HDLER?
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462. CHAD!
OH, WHAT UP MISS HDLER?
HEY.
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463. OH, WHAT UP MISS HDLER?
HEY.
OH, MY GOD.
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464. HEY.
OH, MY GOD.
CHAD — NO, CHAD, WE CAN'T DO
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465. OH, MY GOD.
CHAD — NO, CHAD, WE CAN'T DO
THIS ANY MORE.
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466. CHAD — NO, CHAD, WE CAN'T DO
THIS ANY MORE.
OH, OKAY.
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467. THIS ANY MORE.
OH, OKAY.
WAIT, I COULDN'T SLEEP LAST
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468. OH, OKAY.
WAIT, I COULDN'T SLEEP LAST
NIGHT.
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469. WAIT, I COULDN'T SLEEP LAST
NIGHT.
I HATE THAT.
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470. NIGHT.
I HATE THAT.
WHAT AM I DOING?
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471. I HATE THAT.
WHAT AM I DOING?
AM I SOME BORED HOUSEWIFE WHO'S
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472. WHAT AM I DOING?
AM I SOME BORED HOUSEWIFE WHO'S
HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH HER
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473. AM I SOME BORED HOUSEWIFE WHO'S
HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH HER
23-YEAR-OLD POOL BOY?
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474. HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH HER
23-YEAR-OLD POOL BOY?
I MEAN, WHAT IS THIS?
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475. 23-YEAR-OLD POOL BOY?
I MEAN, WHAT IS THIS?
YOUR KITCHEN.
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476. I MEAN, WHAT IS THIS?
YOUR KITCHEN.
NO, I MEAN US.
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477. YOUR KITCHEN.
NO, I MEAN US.
I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND, BUT WE
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478. NO, I MEAN US.
I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND, BUT WE
HAVE TO END THIS.
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479. I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND, BUT WE
HAVE TO END THIS.
OKAY.
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480. HAVE TO END THIS.
OKAY.
I HAD NO IDEA IT WOULD BE
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481. OKAY.
I HAD NO IDEA IT WOULD BE
THIS HARD, IT'S JUST WHEN AT
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482. I HAD NO IDEA IT WOULD BE
THIS HARD, IT'S JUST WHEN AT
FIRST —
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483. THIS HARD, IT'S JUST WHEN AT
FIRST —
CHAD!
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484. FIRST —
CHAD!
WHAT UP?
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485. CHAD!
WHAT UP?
YOU DESERVE AN EXPLANATION.
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486. WHAT UP?
YOU DESERVE AN EXPLANATION.
OH, OKAY, COOL.
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487. YOU DESERVE AN EXPLANATION.
OH, OKAY, COOL.
LOOK, YOU'VE DONE NOTHING
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488. OH, OKAY, COOL.
LOOK, YOU'VE DONE NOTHING
WRONG, OKAY?
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489. LOOK, YOU'VE DONE NOTHING
WRONG, OKAY?
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, BUT
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490. WRONG, OKAY?
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, BUT
I DON'T KNOW, IT WAS JUST — IT
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491. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, BUT
I DON'T KNOW, IT WAS JUST — IT
WAS FUN.
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492. I DON'T KNOW, IT WAS JUST — IT
WAS FUN.
IT WAS NEW.
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493. WAS FUN.
IT WAS NEW.
OKAY.
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494. IT WAS NEW.
OKAY.
BUT MY GOD, I'M A MARRIED
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495. OKAY.
BUT MY GOD, I'M A MARRIED
WOMAN WITH THREE KIDS.
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496. BUT MY GOD, I'M A MARRIED
WOMAN WITH THREE KIDS.
MY HUSBAND'S ON THE CITY
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497. WOMAN WITH THREE KIDS.
MY HUSBAND'S ON THE CITY
COUNCIL.
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498. MY HUSBAND'S ON THE CITY
COUNCIL.
I'M THE PTA PRESIDENT AT
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499. COUNCIL.
I'M THE PTA PRESIDENT AT
MELANIE'S SCHOOL.
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500. I'M THE PTA PRESIDENT AT
MELANIE'S SCHOOL.
WHO'S MELANIE?
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501. MELANIE'S SCHOOL.
WHO'S MELANIE?
MY DAUGHTER.
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502. WHO'S MELANIE?
MY DAUGHTER.
OKAY.
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503. MY DAUGHTER.
OKAY.
IF THIS GOT OUT, IT WOULD
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504. OKAY.
IF THIS GOT OUT, IT WOULD
RUIN MY LIFE, OUR FAMILY'S
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505. IF THIS GOT OUT, IT WOULD
RUIN MY LIFE, OUR FAMILY'S
LIVES.
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506. RUIN MY LIFE, OUR FAMILY'S
LIVES.
MY BAD.
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507. LIVES.
MY BAD.
ALL I WANT TO DO IS HAVE YOU
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508. MY BAD.
ALL I WANT TO DO IS HAVE YOU
CLEAR THE BAGS OFF THIS TABLE
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509. ALL I WANT TO DO IS HAVE YOU
CLEAR THE BAGS OFF THIS TABLE
AND TAKE ME RIGHT NOW.
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510. CLEAR THE BAGS OFF THIS TABLE
AND TAKE ME RIGHT NOW.
OKAY.
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511. AND TAKE ME RIGHT NOW.
OKAY.
BUT YOU C'T.
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512. OKAY.
BUT YOU C'T.
OH, OKAY.
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513. BUT YOU C'T.
OH, OKAY.
BECAUSE I LEARNED THAT
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514. OH, OKAY.
BECAUSE I LEARNED THAT
SOMETIMES GETTING WHAT YOU WANT
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515. BECAUSE I LEARNED THAT
SOMETIMES GETTING WHAT YOU WANT
MEANS LOSING WHAT YOU ALREADY
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516. SOMETIMES GETTING WHAT YOU WANT
MEANS LOSING WHAT YOU ALREADY
HAVE.
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517. HAVE.
LOOK, I WROTE THIS FOR YOU
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518. LOOK, I WROTE THIS FOR YOU
LAST NIGHT.
OH, OKAY.
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519. LAST NIGHT.
OH, OKAY.
OH, MY GOD, I'M BLUSHING, I
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520. OH, OKAY.
OH, MY GOD, I'M BLUSHING, I
JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M NOT A
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521. OH, MY GOD, I'M BLUSHING, I
JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M NOT A
VERY GOOD WRITER, OKAY?
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522. JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M NOT A
VERY GOOD WRITER, OKAY?
AND IT'S NOT SOPHISTICATED, BUT
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523. VERY GOOD WRITER, OKAY?
AND IT'S NOT SOPHISTICATED, BUT
IT'S HOW I FEEL.
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524. AND IT'S NOT SOPHISTICATED, BUT
IT'S HOW I FEEL.
I JUST — I MEAN EVERY WORD OF
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525. IT'S HOW I FEEL.
I JUST — I MEAN EVERY WORD OF
WHAT I WROTE.
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526. I JUST — I MEAN EVERY WORD OF
WHAT I WROTE.
WHOA!
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527. WHAT I WROTE.
WHOA!
I FOUND A DEAD SQUIRREL IN YOUR
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528. WHOA!
I FOUND A DEAD SQUIRREL IN YOUR
POOL.
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529. I FOUND A DEAD SQUIRREL IN YOUR
POOL.
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530. POOL.
BYE CHAD.
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531. BYE CHAD.
HELLO?
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532. BYE CHAD.
HELLO?
WHAT UP?
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533. HELLO?
WHAT UP?
WHERE'S PHILLIP?
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534. WHAT UP?
WHERE'S PHILLIP?
MY UNCLE HIRED ME, I'M GOING
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535. WHERE'S PHILLIP?
MY UNCLE HIRED ME, I'M GOING
TO BE DOING YOUR HOUSE NOW.
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536. MY UNCLE HIRED ME, I'M GOING
TO BE DOING YOUR HOUSE NOW.
I'M TOBY ABOUT.
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537. TO BE DOING YOUR HOUSE NOW.
I'M TOBY ABOUT.
OH,
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538. I'M TOBY ABOUT.
OH,
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539. > YOU'RE WATCHING CINEMA
CLASSICS ON PBS.
GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME TO
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540. CLASSICS ON PBS.
GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME TO
CINEMA CLASSICS, I AM REESE DE
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541. GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME TO
CINEMA CLASSICS, I AM REESE DE
WHAT?
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542. CINEMA CLASSICS, I AM REESE DE
WHAT?
WE LOOK BACK AT THE CAREER OF
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543. WHAT?
WE LOOK BACK AT THE CAREER OF
ONE OF GOLDEN ERA HOLLYWOOD'S
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544. WE LOOK BACK AT THE CAREER OF
ONE OF GOLDEN ERA HOLLYWOOD'S
MOST ACCOMPLISHED ACTRESSES,
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545. ONE OF GOLDEN ERA HOLLYWOOD'S
MOST ACCOMPLISHED ACTRESSES,
MARLA BARTLETT.
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546. MOST ACCOMPLISHED ACTRESSES,
MARLA BARTLETT.
SHE WOULD HIDE LINES AROUND THE
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547. MARLA BARTLETT.
SHE WOULD HIDE LINES AROUND THE
SET.
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548. SHE WOULD HIDE LINES AROUND THE
SET.
WHY DID SHE GO TO THESE LENGTHS?
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549. SET.
WHY DID SHE GO TO THESE LENGTHS?
I DO NOT KNOW.
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550. WHY DID SHE GO TO THESE LENGTHS?
I DO NOT KNOW.
I'M NOT A GOOD GUESSER.
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551. I DO NOT KNOW.
I'M NOT A GOOD GUESSER.
JUST ASK MY WIFE.
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552. I'M NOT A GOOD GUESSER.
JUST ASK MY WIFE.
SHE SAID, GUESS WHAT I WANT FOR
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553. JUST ASK MY WIFE.
SHE SAID, GUESS WHAT I WANT FOR
MY BIRTHDAY?
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554. SHE SAID, GUESS WHAT I WANT FOR
MY BIRTHDAY?
I SAID, YOUR FACE FROM TEN YEARS
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555. MY BIRTHDAY?
I SAID, YOUR FACE FROM TEN YEARS
AGO?
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556. I SAID, YOUR FACE FROM TEN YEARS
AGO?
WORST IVF IMPORTANT EVER.
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557. AGO?
WORST IVF IMPORTANT EVER.
LET'S WATCH THIS SCENE, SEE IF
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558. WORST IVF IMPORTANT EVER.
LET'S WATCH THIS SCENE, SEE IF
YOU CAN SPOT WHERE SHE HID HER
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559. LET'S WATCH THIS SCENE, SEE IF
YOU CAN SPOT WHERE SHE HID HER
LINES ON THE SET.
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560. YOU CAN SPOT WHERE SHE HID HER
LINES ON THE SET.
I KNOW YOU TOLD ME NEVER TO
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561. LINES ON THE SET.
I KNOW YOU TOLD ME NEVER TO
COME BACK.
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562. I KNOW YOU TOLD ME NEVER TO
COME BACK.
BUT I CAN'T RESIST YOU, ELEANOR.
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563. COME BACK.
BUT I CAN'T RESIST YOU, ELEANOR.
THIS PROBABLY WON'T MEAN MUCH
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564. BUT I CAN'T RESIST YOU, ELEANOR.
THIS PROBABLY WON'T MEAN MUCH
NOW, BUT I BROUGHT YOU THIS.
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565. THIS PROBABLY WON'T MEAN MUCH
NOW, BUT I BROUGHT YOU THIS.
JUST A SMALL TOKEN OF MY
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566. NOW, BUT I BROUGHT YOU THIS.
JUST A SMALL TOKEN OF MY
AFFECTION DO TELL ME YOU LIKE
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567. JUST A SMALL TOKEN OF MY
AFFECTION DO TELL ME YOU LIKE
IT, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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568. IT, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
IT'S BEAUTIFUL, WILLIAM.
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569. IT'S BEAUTIFUL, WILLIAM.
I SUPPOSE THE ONLY QUESTION
IS, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO
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570. I SUPPOSE THE ONLY QUESTION
IS, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO
ABOUT MY WIFE?
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571. IS, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO
ABOUT MY WIFE?
WHAT IF SHE WENT MISSING.
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572. ABOUT MY WIFE?
WHAT IF SHE WENT MISSING.
ARE YOU SUGGESTING WHAT I
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573. WHAT IF SHE WENT MISSING.
ARE YOU SUGGESTING WHAT I
THINK YOU ARE?
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574. ARE YOU SUGGESTING WHAT I
THINK YOU ARE?
YES.
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575. THINK YOU ARE?
YES.
ARE YOU POSITIVE?
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576. YES.
ARE YOU POSITIVE?
YES.
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577. ARE YOU POSITIVE?
YES.
DID YOU SEE ANY OF HER LINES?
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578. YES.
DID YOU SEE ANY OF HER LINES?
I THINK I SAW LIKE THREE.
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579. DID YOU SEE ANY OF HER LINES?
I THINK I SAW LIKE THREE.
WAS I RIGHT?
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580. I THINK I SAW LIKE THREE.
WAS I RIGHT?
HELLO?
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581. WAS I RIGHT?
HELLO?
IS IT JUST ME HERE?
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582. HELLO?
IS IT JUST ME HERE?
AM I THE ONLY ONE WORKING TODAY?
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583. IS IT JUST ME HERE?
AM I THE ONLY ONE WORKING TODAY?
SOON MARLA WAS COMPLETELY
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584. AM I THE ONLY ONE WORKING TODAY?
SOON MARLA WAS COMPLETELY
DEPENDENT ON THE HIDDEN LINES.
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585. SOON MARLA WAS COMPLETELY
DEPENDENT ON THE HIDDEN LINES.
HER DARK SECRET WAS EXPOSED.
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586. DEPENDENT ON THE HIDDEN LINES.
HER DARK SECRET WAS EXPOSED.
SHE WAS TOO VEIN FOR HER READING
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587. HER DARK SECRET WAS EXPOSED.
SHE WAS TOO VEIN FOR HER READING
GLASSES.
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588. SHE WAS TOO VEIN FOR HER READING
GLASSES.
I CAN'T GO THROUGH WITH THIS,
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589. GLASSES.
I CAN'T GO THROUGH WITH THIS,
I LOVE YOU.
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590. I CAN'T GO THROUGH WITH THIS,
I LOVE YOU.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MURDER.
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591. I LOVE YOU.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MURDER.
MURDER IS SUCH A STRONG WORD.
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592. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MURDER.
MURDER IS SUCH A STRONG WORD.
DON'T YOU THINK?
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593. DON'T YOU THINK?
OH, GOD.
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594. OH, GOD.
OH, I CERTAINLY DO.
MADE IN CHINA.
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595. OH, I CERTAINLY DO.
MADE IN CHINA.
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596. MADE IN CHINA.
IF WE GET CAUGHT, IT WILL
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597. IF WE GET CAUGHT, IT WILL
MEAN THE CHAIR.
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598. IF WE GET CAUGHT, IT WILL
MEAN THE CHAIR.
WILLIAM, DON'T BE FOOLISH,
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599. MEAN THE CHAIR.
WILLIAM, DON'T BE FOOLISH,
IT'S TOO LATE IN THE GAME.
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600. WILLIAM, DON'T BE FOOLISH,
IT'S TOO LATE IN THE GAME.
FAR, FAR TOO LATE.
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601. IT'S TOO LATE IN THE GAME.
FAR, FAR TOO LATE.
I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THAT.
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602. FAR, FAR TOO LATE.
I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THAT.
NOW KISS ME.
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603. I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THAT.
NOW KISS ME.
I THINK IT SAYS KISS ME?
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604. NOW KISS ME.
I THINK IT SAYS KISS ME?
NO, IT SAYS KICK ME.
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605. I THINK IT SAYS KISS ME?
NO, IT SAYS KICK ME.
I GUARANTEE IT DOESN'T SAY
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606. NO, IT SAYS KICK ME.
I GUARANTEE IT DOESN'T SAY
KICK ME.
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607. I GUARANTEE IT DOESN'T SAY
KICK ME.
DID YOU SEE THAT?
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608. KICK ME.
DID YOU SEE THAT?
THAT OTHER ACTOR LOOKED
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609. DID YOU SEE THAT?
THAT OTHER ACTOR LOOKED
STRAIGHT INTO THE CAMERA AND
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610. THAT OTHER ACTOR LOOKED
STRAIGHT INTO THE CAMERA AND
GAVE A LITTLE MOUTH BLOW LIKE,
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611. STRAIGHT INTO THE CAMERA AND
GAVE A LITTLE MOUTH BLOW LIKE,
OH, BOY.
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612. GAVE A LITTLE MOUTH BLOW LIKE,
OH, BOY.
THE DIRECTOR ONLY LET HIM KICK
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613. OH, BOY.
THE DIRECTOR ONLY LET HIM KICK
HER TWO TIMES BEFORE HE CALLED
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614. THE DIRECTOR ONLY LET HIM KICK
HER TWO TIMES BEFORE HE CALLED
CUT.
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615. HER TWO TIMES BEFORE HE CALLED
CUT.
LET'S WATCH ONE FINAL SCENE
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616. CUT.
LET'S WATCH ONE FINAL SCENE
WHERE MARLA'S CO-STAR'S
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617. LET'S WATCH ONE FINAL SCENE
WHERE MARLA'S CO-STAR'S
FRUSTRATION IS CLEARLY APARENT.
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618. WHERE MARLA'S CO-STAR'S
FRUSTRATION IS CLEARLY APARENT.
WILLIAM, HOW COULD YOU?
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619. FRUSTRATION IS CLEARLY APARENT.
WILLIAM, HOW COULD YOU?
DARLING, I'M SO SORRY, BUT I
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620. WILLIAM, HOW COULD YOU?
DARLING, I'M SO SORRY, BUT I
HAVE TO DO THIS.
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621. DARLING, I'M SO SORRY, BUT I
HAVE TO DO THIS.
OH, WILLIAM WHY?
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622. HAVE TO DO THIS.
OH, WILLIAM WHY?
I'M YOUR WIFE, YOU LOVE ME,
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623. OH, WILLIAM WHY?
I'M YOUR WIFE, YOU LOVE ME,
REMEMBER.
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624. I'M YOUR WIFE, YOU LOVE ME,
REMEMBER.
COME TO YOUR SENSES.
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625. REMEMBER.
COME TO YOUR SENSES.
I'M SORRY.
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626. COME TO YOUR SENSES.
I'M SORRY.
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627. I'M SORRY.
I'VE BEEN ST.
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628. I'VE BEEN ST.
ARE YOU SURE?
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629. I'VE BEEN ST.
ARE YOU SURE?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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630. ARE YOU SURE?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I NEED THE SHELL THAT SAYS
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631. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I NEED THE SHELL THAT SAYS
YES.
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632. I NEED THE SHELL THAT SAYS
YES.
THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY
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633. YES.
THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY
YES?
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634. THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY
YES?
SHELL.
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635. YES?
SHELL.
YES!
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636. SHELL.
YES!
OKAY, I DON'T THINK I CAN DO
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637. YES!
OKAY, I DON'T THINK I CAN DO
THIS ANY MORE.
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638. OKAY, I DON'T THINK I CAN DO
THIS ANY MORE.
WE USED TO DO GOOD MOVIES.
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639. THIS ANY MORE.
WE USED TO DO GOOD MOVIES.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
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640. WE USED TO DO GOOD MOVIES.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
WELL, FOR CINEMA CLASSICS, I
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641. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
WELL, FOR CINEMA CLASSICS, I
HAVE BEEN REESE DE WHAT?
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642. > ISN'T IT AMAZING, HOW MUCH
OF OUR WORLD IS POWERED BY
SOMETHING SO SMALL, THERE ARE A
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643. OF OUR WORLD IS POWERED BY
SOMETHING SO SMALL, THERE ARE A
MILLION USES FOR THESE LITTLE
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644. SOMETHING SO SMALL, THERE ARE A
MILLION USES FOR THESE LITTLE
WONDERS.
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645. MILLION USES FOR THESE LITTLE
WONDERS.
WELL, MAKE THAT A MILLION AND
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646. WONDERS.
WELL, MAKE THAT A MILLION AND
ONE.
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647. WELL, MAKE THAT A MILLION AND
ONE.
INTRODUCING THE MERCEDES DOUBLE
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648. ONE.
INTRODUCING THE MERCEDES DOUBLE
A CLASS, THE FIRST FULLY
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649. INTRODUCING THE MERCEDES DOUBLE
A CLASS, THE FIRST FULLY
ELECTRIC LUXURY SEDAN POWERED
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650. A CLASS, THE FIRST FULLY
ELECTRIC LUXURY SEDAN POWERED
ENTIRELY BY DOUBLE A BATTERIES.
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651. ELECTRIC LUXURY SEDAN POWERED
ENTIRELY BY DOUBLE A BATTERIES.
NO MORE PLUGS.
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652. ENTIRELY BY DOUBLE A BATTERIES.
NO MORE PLUGS.
NO MORE CHARGING STATIONS.
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653. NO MORE PLUGS.
NO MORE CHARGING STATIONS.
JUST 9,648 AA BATTERIES.
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654. NO MORE CHARGING STATIONS.
JUST 9,648 AA BATTERIES.
ZERO EMISSIONS, LIFETIME DRIVE
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655. JUST 9,648 AA BATTERIES.
ZERO EMISSIONS, LIFETIME DRIVE
TRAIN WARRANTY, AND A TOP SPEED
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656. ZERO EMISSIONS, LIFETIME DRIVE
TRAIN WARRANTY, AND A TOP SPEED
OF 52 MILES PER HOUR.
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657. TRAIN WARRANTY, AND A TOP SPEED
OF 52 MILES PER HOUR.
EVERYTHING YOU'VE COME TO EXPECT
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658. OF 52 MILES PER HOUR.
EVERYTHING YOU'VE COME TO EXPECT
FOR MERCEDES.
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659. EVERYTHING YOU'VE COME TO EXPECT
FOR MERCEDES.
ON BOARD SATELLITE NAVIGATION.
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660. FOR MERCEDES.
ON BOARD SATELLITE NAVIGATION.
BOSE STEREO SYSTEM.
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661. ON BOARD SATELLITE NAVIGATION.
BOSE STEREO SYSTEM.
AND AMPLE TRUNK SPACE TO STORE
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662. BOSE STEREO SYSTEM.
AND AMPLE TRUNK SPACE TO STORE
EXTRA BATTERIES.
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663. AND AMPLE TRUNK SPACE TO STORE
EXTRA BATTERIES.
AND IT IS THE ONLY LUXURY SEDAN
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664. EXTRA BATTERIES.
AND IT IS THE ONLY LUXURY SEDAN
TO RECEIVE THE PRESTIGIOUS
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665. AND IT IS THE ONLY LUXURY SEDAN
TO RECEIVE THE PRESTIGIOUS
DOUBLE A PLUS GRADE FROM
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666. TO RECEIVE THE PRESTIGIOUS
DOUBLE A PLUS GRADE FROM
BATTERIES MAGAZINE.
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667. DOUBLE A PLUS GRADE FROM
BATTERIES MAGAZINE.
THE MERCEDES DOUBLE A ALSO RANKS
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668. BATTERIES MAGAZINE.
THE MERCEDES DOUBLE A ALSO RANKS
BEST IN CLASS AND SAFETY.
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669. THE MERCEDES DOUBLE A ALSO RANKS
BEST IN CLASS AND SAFETY.
THANKS TO STANDARD CURTAIN AIR
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670. BEST IN CLASS AND SAFETY.
THANKS TO STANDARD CURTAIN AIR
BAGS.
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671. THANKS TO STANDARD CURTAIN AIR
BAGS.
THE TOUCH SCREEN IN THE CENTER
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672. BAGS.
THE TOUCH SCREEN IN THE CENTER
CONSOLE KEEPS YOU CONSTANTLY
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673. THE TOUCH SCREEN IN THE CENTER
CONSOLE KEEPS YOU CONSTANTLY
INFORMED OF EACH BATTERY'S POWER
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674. CONSOLE KEEPS YOU CONSTANTLY
INFORMED OF EACH BATTERY'S POWER
LEVEL.
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675. INFORMED OF EACH BATTERY'S POWER
LEVEL.
YOU'LL KNOW A BATTERY IS DYING
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676. LEVEL.
YOU'LL KNOW A BATTERY IS DYING
BEFORE IT DIES.
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677. YOU'LL KNOW A BATTERY IS DYING
BEFORE IT DIES.
IN THREE MILES, REPLACE
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678. BEFORE IT DIES.
IN THREE MILES, REPLACE
BATTERY — REPLACE REPLACE
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679. IN THREE MILES, REPLACE
BATTERY — REPLACE REPLACE
REPLACE.
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680. BATTERY — REPLACE REPLACE
REPLACE.
YOU CAN REPLACE ONE BATTERY
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681. REPLACE.
YOU CAN REPLACE ONE BATTERY
AT A TIME OR ALL AT ONCE WITH
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682. YOU CAN REPLACE ONE BATTERY
AT A TIME OR ALL AT ONCE WITH
THE RIBBON RELEASE DUMP FEATURE.
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683. AT A TIME OR ALL AT ONCE WITH
THE RIBBON RELEASE DUMP FEATURE.
THE MERCEDES AA CLASS LUXURY
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684. THE RIBBON RELEASE DUMP FEATURE.
THE MERCEDES AA CLASS LUXURY
SEDAN, BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED.
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685. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
NICK JONAS.
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686. WITH JUST ONE BREATH
I'M LOCKED IN ♪
♪ OH DAMN OH DAMN OH DAMN
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687. I'M LOCKED IN ♪
♪ OH DAMN OH DAMN OH DAMN
I'M SO PERPLEXED
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688. ON THAT
IT'S ALMOST SHOCKING ♪
♪ I KNOW I KNOW YOU
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689. IT'S ALMOST SHOCKING ♪
♪ I KNOW I KNOW YOU
KNOW YOU'RE SCARED
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690. YOUR HEART YOUR MIND
YOUR SOUL YOUR BODY ♪
♪ THEY WON'T THEY WON'T
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691. YOUR SOUL YOUR BODY ♪
♪ THEY WON'T THEY WON'T
THEY WON'T BE CAREFUL
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692. BUT I GUESS THAT
YOU DON'T KNOW ME ♪
♪ CAUSE IF I WANT YOU
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693. YOU DON'T KNOW ME ♪
♪ CAUSE IF I WANT YOU
AND I WANT YOU BABE
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694. AIN'T GOING BACKWARDS
WON'T ASK FOR SPACE ♪
♪ CAUSE SPACE WAS JUST
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695. WON'T ASK FOR SPACE ♪
♪ CAUSE SPACE WAS JUST
A WORD MADE UP BY SOMEONE
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696. A WORD MADE UP BY SOMEONE
WHO'S AFRAID TO GET TOO ♪
♪ CLOSE OOH
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697. WHO'S AFRAID TO GET TOO ♪
♪ CLOSE OOH
OH SO CLOSE OOH
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698. OH SO CLOSE OOH
I WANT YOU CLOSE OOH ♪
♪ CAUSE SPACE WAS JUST
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699. I WANT YOU CLOSE OOH ♪
♪ CAUSE SPACE WAS JUST
A WORD MADE UP BY SOMEONE
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700. WHO'S AFRAID TO GET
CLOSE OOH ♪
♪ OH SO CLOSE OOH
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701. CLOSE OOH ♪
♪ OH SO CLOSE OOH
I WANT YOU CLOSE OOH OH
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702. I WANT YOU CLOSE AND CLOSE
AIN'T CLOSE ENOUGH NO ♪
♪ OH MAN OH MAN
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703. AIN'T CLOSE ENOUGH NO ♪
♪ OH MAN OH MAN
I AM NOT REALLY KNOWN
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704. I AM NOT REALLY KNOWN
FOR EVER BEING SPEECHLESS ♪
♪ BUT NOW BUT NOW SOMEHOW
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705. FOR EVER BEING SPEECHLESS ♪
♪ BUT NOW BUT NOW SOMEHOW
MY WORDS ROLL OFF MY TONGUE
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706. MY WORDS ROLL OFF MY TONGUE
RIGHT ONTO YOUR LIPS OH ♪
♪ I'M KEEPING COOL WHILE
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707. RIGHT ONTO YOUR LIPS OH ♪
♪ I'M KEEPING COOL WHILE
YOU KEEP SMILING
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708. SAYING ALL THE THINGS
I'M THINKING ♪
♪ OH MAN OH MAN
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709. I'M THINKING ♪
♪ OH MAN OH MAN
I AM LIKE YOU SO
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710. I WANT PROOF I'M WHAT
YOU'RE FEELING ♪
♪ CAUSE IF I WANT YOU
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711. YOU'RE FEELING ♪
♪ CAUSE IF I WANT YOU
AND I WANT YOU BABE
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712. AIN'T GOING BACKWARDS
WON'T ASK FOR SPACE ♪
♪ CAUSE SPACE WAS JUST
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713. WON'T ASK FOR SPACE ♪
♪ CAUSE SPACE WAS JUST
A WORD MADE UP BY SOMEONE
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714. A WORD MADE UP BY SOMEONE
WHO'S AFRAID TO GET TOO ♪
♪ CLOSE OOH
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715. WHO'S AFRAID TO GET TOO ♪
♪ CLOSE OOH
OH SO CLOSE OOH
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716. OH SO CLOSE OOH
I WANT YOU CLOSE OOH ♪
♪ CAUSE SPACE WAS JUST
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717. I WANT YOU CLOSE OOH ♪
♪ CAUSE SPACE WAS JUST
A WORD MADE UP BY SOMEONE
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718. WHO'S AFRAID TO GET
CLOSE OOH ♪
♪ OH SO CLOSE OOH
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719. CLOSE OOH ♪
♪ OH SO CLOSE OOH
I WANT YOU CLOSE OOH OH
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720. I WANT YOU CLOSE AND CLOSE
AIN'T CLOSE ENOUGH NO ♪
♪ CAUSE IF I WANT YOU
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721. AIN'T CLOSE ENOUGH NO ♪
♪ CAUSE IF I WANT YOU
AND I WANT YOU BABE
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722. AIN'T GOING BACKWARDS
WON'T ASK FOR SPACE ♪
♪ CAUSE SPACE WAS JUST
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723. WON'T ASK FOR SPACE ♪
♪ CAUSE SPACE WAS JUST
A WORD MADE UP BY SOMEONE
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724. A WORD MADE UP BY SOMEONE
WHO'S AFRAID TO GET TOO ♪
♪ CLOSE OOH
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725. WHO'S AFRAID TO GET TOO ♪
♪ CLOSE OOH
OH SO CLOSE OOH
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726. OH SO CLOSE OOH
I WANT YOU CLOSE OOH ♪
♪ CAUSE SPACE WAS JUST
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727. I WANT YOU CLOSE OOH ♪
♪ CAUSE SPACE WAS JUST
A WORD MADE UP BY SOMEONE
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728. WHO'S AFRAID TO GET
CLOSE OOH ♪
♪ OH SO CLOSE OOH
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729. CLOSE OOH ♪
♪ OH SO CLOSE OOH
I WANT YOU CLOSE OOH OH
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730. AIN'T CLOSE ENOUGH NO ♪
♪ OH I WANT YOU CLOSE
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731. AND CLOSE AIN'T CLOSE
ENOUGH NO ♪
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732. > IT'S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH
COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE.
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733. COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE.
THANK YOU, GOOD EVENING
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734. THANK YOU, GOOD EVENING
EVERYONE.
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735. THANK YOU, GOOD EVENING
EVERYONE.
WELCOME TO WEEKEND UPDATE.
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736. EVERYONE.
WELCOME TO WEEKEND UPDATE.
I'M MICHAEL CHE.
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737. WELCOME TO WEEKEND UPDATE.
I'M MICHAEL CHE.
I'M COLIN JOST, AND HERE ARE
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738. I'M MICHAEL CHE.
I'M COLIN JOST, AND HERE ARE
TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES.
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739. I'M COLIN JOST, AND HERE ARE
TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES.
> DURING THIS WEEK'S
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740. TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES.
> DURING THIS WEEK'S
DEMOCRATIC DEBATE, BERNIE
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741. > DURING THIS WEEK'S
DEMOCRATIC DEBATE, BERNIE
SANDERS SAID HE WOULD RELEASE
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742. DEMOCRATIC DEBATE, BERNIE
SANDERS SAID HE WOULD RELEASE
HIS TAX RETURNS, BUT SAID
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743. SANDERS SAID HE WOULD RELEASE
HIS TAX RETURNS, BUT SAID
THEY'RE BORING BECAUSE HE'S
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744. HIS TAX RETURNS, BUT SAID
THEY'RE BORING BECAUSE HE'S
QUOTE "ONE OF THE POOREST
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745. THEY'RE BORING BECAUSE HE'S
QUOTE "ONE OF THE POOREST
MEMBERS OF THE SENATE."
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746. QUOTE "ONE OF THE POOREST
MEMBERS OF THE SENATE."
AT THIS POINT BERNIE IS JUST AN
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747. MEMBERS OF THE SENATE."
AT THIS POINT BERNIE IS JUST AN
OPPOSITE TRUMP.
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748. AT THIS POINT BERNIE IS JUST AN
OPPOSITE TRUMP.
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749. OPPOSITE TRUMP.
"I'M SO POOR I'VE THE SMALLEST
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750. "I'M SO POOR I'VE THE SMALLEST
HOUSE.
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751. "I'M SO POOR I'VE THE SMALLEST
HOUSE.
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752. HOUSE.
THEY REALLY ARE CARTOON
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753. THEY REALLY ARE CARTOON
OPPOSITES.
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754. THEY REALLY ARE CARTOON
OPPOSITES.
I MEAN, TRUMP'S WIFE WAS A
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755. OPPOSITES.
I MEAN, TRUMP'S WIFE WAS A
MODEL.
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756. I MEAN, TRUMP'S WIFE WAS A
MODEL.
BERNIE'S WIFE IS DOING HIS
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757. MODEL.
BERNIE'S WIFE IS DOING HIS
TAXES.
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758. BERNIE'S WIFE IS DOING HIS
TAXES.
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759. TAXES.
TRUMP SPENDS TWO HOURS ON HIS
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760. TRUMP SPENDS TWO HOURS ON HIS
HAIR, BERNIE'S BARBER IS THE
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761. TRUMP SPENDS TWO HOURS ON HIS
HAIR, BERNIE'S BARBER IS THE
WIND.
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762. HAIR, BERNIE'S BARBER IS THE
WIND.
THE ONLY WAY BERNIE COULD BE
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763. WIND.
THE ONLY WAY BERNIE COULD BE
MORE OPPOSITE IS IF HE BUILT A
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764. THE ONLY WAY BERNIE COULD BE
MORE OPPOSITE IS IF HE BUILT A
TUNNEL TO MEXICO AND THEN CALLED
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765. MORE OPPOSITE IS IF HE BUILT A
TUNNEL TO MEXICO AND THEN CALLED
FOR MEXICO TO PAY FOR IT.
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766. TUNNEL TO MEXICO AND THEN CALLED
FOR MEXICO TO PAY FOR IT.
> SEVERAL THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE
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767. FOR MEXICO TO PAY FOR IT.
> SEVERAL THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE
MET IN NEW YORK CITY TOLL
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768. > SEVERAL THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE
MET IN NEW YORK CITY TOLL
SUPPORT FOR BERNIE SANDERS AND
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769. MET IN NEW YORK CITY TOLL
SUPPORT FOR BERNIE SANDERS AND
SOME OF THEM WEREN'T HOMELESS.
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770. SUPPORT FOR BERNIE SANDERS AND
SOME OF THEM WEREN'T HOMELESS.
> DONALD TRUMP HAS RECEIVED
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771. SOME OF THEM WEREN'T HOMELESS.
> DONALD TRUMP HAS RECEIVED
THE ENDORSEMENT OF THE NEW YORK
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772. > DONALD TRUMP HAS RECEIVED
THE ENDORSEMENT OF THE NEW YORK
OBSERVER WHICH IS PUBLISHED BY
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773. THE ENDORSEMENT OF THE NEW YORK
OBSERVER WHICH IS PUBLISHED BY
HIS SON IN LAW.
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774. OBSERVER WHICH IS PUBLISHED BY
HIS SON IN LAW.
WHILE TED CRUZ FAILED TO GET THE
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775. HIS SON IN LAW.
WHILE TED CRUZ FAILED TO GET THE
ENDORSEMENT OF HIS FAMILY'S
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776. WHILE TED CRUZ FAILED TO GET THE
ENDORSEMENT OF HIS FAMILY'S
CHRISTMAS NEWSLETTER.
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777. ENDORSEMENT OF HIS FAMILY'S
CHRISTMAS NEWSLETTER.
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778. CHRISTMAS NEWSLETTER.
> 40% OF RETIRED NFL BLAIRS
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779. > 40% OF RETIRED NFL BLAIRS
HAVE SIGNS OF TRAUMATIC BRAIN
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780. > 40% OF RETIRED NFL BLAIRS
HAVE SIGNS OF TRAUMATIC BRAIN
INJURY.
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781. HAVE SIGNS OF TRAUMATIC BRAIN
INJURY.
THE STUDY WAS CONDUCTED BY
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782. INJURY.
THE STUDY WAS CONDUCTED BY
LOOKING AT THE SUITS THEY WEAR
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783. THE STUDY WAS CONDUCTED BY
LOOKING AT THE SUITS THEY WEAR
ON TV.
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784. LOOKING AT THE SUITS THEY WEAR
ON TV.
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785. ON TV.
> IT WAS A HISTORIC WEEK IN
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786. > IT WAS A HISTORIC WEEK IN
THE NBA.
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787. > IT WAS A HISTORIC WEEK IN
THE NBA.
THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS SET A
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788. THE NBA.
THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS SET A
REGULAR-SEASON RECORD WITH
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789. THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS SET A
REGULAR-SEASON RECORD WITH
73 WINS.
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790. REGULAR-SEASON RECORD WITH
73 WINS.
KOBE BRYANT RETIRED AFTER
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791. 73 WINS.
KOBE BRYANT RETIRED AFTER
20 SEASONS.
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792. KOBE BRYANT RETIRED AFTER
20 SEASONS.
AND THE PLAYOFFS STARTED TODAY.
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793. 20 SEASONS.
AND THE PLAYOFFS STARTED TODAY.
HERE TO GIVE THEIR TAKES ARE
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794. AND THE PLAYOFFS STARTED TODAY.
HERE TO GIVE THEIR TAKES ARE
CHARLES BARKLEY AND
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795. HERE TO GIVE THEIR TAKES ARE
CHARLES BARKLEY AND
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL.
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796. CHARLES BARKLEY AND
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL.
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797. SHAQUILLE O'NEAL.
HOW YOU DOING, MICHAEL?
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798. HOW YOU DOING, MICHAEL?
IT'S A BIG YEAR IN THE NBA, MAN.
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799. HOW YOU DOING, MICHAEL?
IT'S A BIG YEAR IN THE NBA, MAN.
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800. IT'S A BIG YEAR IN THE NBA, MAN.
REAL BIG.
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801. REAL BIG.
SHAQ-ALAQ BIG.
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802. REAL BIG.
SHAQ-ALAQ BIG.
BIG IS MORE THAN LITTLE.
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803. SHAQ-ALAQ BIG.
BIG IS MORE THAN LITTLE.
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804. BIG IS MORE THAN LITTLE.
OKAY.
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805. OKAY.
KOBE BRYANT HAD AN INCREDIBLE
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806. OKAY.
KOBE BRYANT HAD AN INCREDIBLE
LAST GAME.
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807. KOBE BRYANT HAD AN INCREDIBLE
LAST GAME.
HE'S 37 YEARS OLD AND SCORED 60
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808. LAST GAME.
HE'S 37 YEARS OLD AND SCORED 60
POINTS.
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809. HE'S 37 YEARS OLD AND SCORED 60
POINTS.
YEAH, BUT HE TOOK 50 SHOTS.
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810. POINTS.
YEAH, BUT HE TOOK 50 SHOTS.
THAT'S LIKE PICKING EVERY NUMBER
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811. YEAH, BUT HE TOOK 50 SHOTS.
THAT'S LIKE PICKING EVERY NUMBER
ON THE ROULETTE BOARD.
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812. THAT'S LIKE PICKING EVERY NUMBER
ON THE ROULETTE BOARD.
YOU'RE BOUND TO WIN AT LEAST
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813. ON THE ROULETTE BOARD.
YOU'RE BOUND TO WIN AT LEAST
ONCE.
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814. YOU'RE BOUND TO WIN AT LEAST
ONCE.
UNLESS YOU BET IT ALL ON TWI.
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815. ONCE.
UNLESS YOU BET IT ALL ON TWI.
THAT'S NOT A NUMBER.
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816. UNLESS YOU BET IT ALL ON TWI.
THAT'S NOT A NUMBER.
TOO GAD YOU DON'T WORK AT THE
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817. THAT'S NOT A NUMBER.
TOO GAD YOU DON'T WORK AT THE
TROPICANA.
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818. TOO GAD YOU DON'T WORK AT THE
TROPICANA.
HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING
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819. TROPICANA.
HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING
UP?
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820. HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING
UP?
44.
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821. UP?
44.
I SWEAR TO GOD, SHAQ, THERE
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822. 44.
I SWEAR TO GOD, SHAQ, THERE
MUST HAVE BEEN A GAS LEAK IN
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823. I SWEAR TO GOD, SHAQ, THERE
MUST HAVE BEEN A GAS LEAK IN
YOUR HOME FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS.
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824. MUST HAVE BEEN A GAS LEAK IN
YOUR HOME FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK KOBE'S
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825. YOUR HOME FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK KOBE'S
GOING TO DO NOW?
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826. WHAT DO YOU THINK KOBE'S
GOING TO DO NOW?
THERE'S LOTS OF THINGS A
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827. GOING TO DO NOW?
THERE'S LOTS OF THINGS A
RETIRED PLAYER CAN DO, YOU ASK
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828. THERE'S LOTS OF THINGS A
RETIRED PLAYER CAN DO, YOU ASK
DO COMMERCIALS.
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829. RETIRED PLAYER CAN DO, YOU ASK
DO COMMERCIALS.
LIKE SHAQ IS A SPOKESMAN FOR ICY
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830. DO COMMERCIALS.
LIKE SHAQ IS A SPOKESMAN FOR ICY
HOT.
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831. LIKE SHAQ IS A SPOKESMAN FOR ICY
HOT.
IT'S DELICIOUS.
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832. HOT.
IT'S DELICIOUS.
I PUT IT ON TEXAS TOAST.
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833. IT'S DELICIOUS.
I PUT IT ON TEXAS TOAST.
TOAST IS WARM AND COOL AT THE
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834. I PUT IT ON TEXAS TOAST.
TOAST IS WARM AND COOL AT THE
SAME TIME.
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835. TOAST IS WARM AND COOL AT THE
SAME TIME.
I THINK BLOOD TRIES TO FLOW
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836. SAME TIME.
I THINK BLOOD TRIES TO FLOW
ALL THE WAY UP TO YOUR BRAIN BUT
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837. I THINK BLOOD TRIES TO FLOW
ALL THE WAY UP TO YOUR BRAIN BUT
THEN GETS TOO TIRED AND HANGS
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838. ALL THE WAY UP TO YOUR BRAIN BUT
THEN GETS TOO TIRED AND HANGS
OUT ON YOUR SHOULDERS AND SAYS,
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839. THEN GETS TOO TIRED AND HANGS
OUT ON YOUR SHOULDERS AND SAYS,
WE'LL TRY AGAIN TOMORROW.
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840. OUT ON YOUR SHOULDERS AND SAYS,
WE'LL TRY AGAIN TOMORROW.
MICHAEL, YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL
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841. WE'LL TRY AGAIN TOMORROW.
MICHAEL, YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL
WITH YOUR MONEY AFTER YOU
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842. MICHAEL, YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL
WITH YOUR MONEY AFTER YOU
RETIRE.
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843. WITH YOUR MONEY AFTER YOU
RETIRE.
LAST WEEK I BET SOMEONE $100,000
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844. RETIRE.
LAST WEEK I BET SOMEONE $100,000
I COULD EAT 10 HAMBURGERS AND I
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845. LAST WEEK I BET SOMEONE $100,000
I COULD EAT 10 HAMBURGERS AND I
COULDN'T DO IT.
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846. I COULD EAT 10 HAMBURGERS AND I
COULDN'T DO IT.
WHY DID YOU THINK YOU COULD
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847. COULDN'T DO IT.
WHY DID YOU THINK YOU COULD
DO THAT?
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848. WHY DID YOU THINK YOU COULD
DO THAT?
BECAUSE A FEW MINUTES BEFORE
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849. DO THAT?
BECAUSE A FEW MINUTES BEFORE
I MADE THAT BET, I ATE 10
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850. BECAUSE A FEW MINUTES BEFORE
I MADE THAT BET, I ATE 10
HAMBURGERS.
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851. I MADE THAT BET, I ATE 10
HAMBURGERS.
WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
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852. HAMBURGERS.
WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
I HAVE A JOKE.
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853. WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
I HAVE A JOKE.
LISTEN, A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR
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854. I HAVE A JOKE.
LISTEN, A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR
37.
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855. LISTEN, A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR
37.
THEN WHAT?
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856. 37.
THEN WHAT?
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857. THEN WHAT?
IT'S FUNNY, A HORSE SHOULDN'T
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858. IT'S FUNNY, A HORSE SHOULDN'T
BE IN A PARTICULAR, DON'T HAVE
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859. IT'S FUNNY, A HORSE SHOULDN'T
BE IN A PARTICULAR, DON'T HAVE
NO I.D.
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860. BE IN A PARTICULAR, DON'T HAVE
NO I.D.
WHY COULDN'T I HAVE PICKED
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861. NO I.D.
WHY COULDN'T I HAVE PICKED
MICHAEL JORDAN TO BE MY LIFE
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862. WHY COULDN'T I HAVE PICKED
MICHAEL JORDAN TO BE MY LIFE
COMPANION.
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863. MICHAEL JORDAN TO BE MY LIFE
COMPANION.
CHARLES BARKLEY AND SHAQUILLE
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864. COMPANION.
CHARLES BARKLEY AND SHAQUILLE
O'NEAL, EVERYBODY.
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865. CHARLES BARKLEY AND SHAQUILLE
O'NEAL, EVERYBODY.
> FORMER APPRENTICE STAR SPOKE
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866. O'NEAL, EVERYBODY.
> FORMER APPRENTICE STAR SPOKE
OUT PASSIONATELY AGAINST DONALD
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867. > FORMER APPRENTICE STAR SPOKE
OUT PASSIONATELY AGAINST DONALD
TRUMP SAYING TRUMP IS FILLING A
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868. OUT PASSIONATELY AGAINST DONALD
TRUMP SAYING TRUMP IS FILLING A
SWAMP FULL OF HATE, ADDING,
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869. TRUMP SAYING TRUMP IS FILLING A
SWAMP FULL OF HATE, ADDING,
ANYWAY, TALL LATTE FOR KAREN?
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870. SWAMP FULL OF HATE, ADDING,
ANYWAY, TALL LATTE FOR KAREN?
> IT WAS REPORTED THAT THE FBI
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871. ANYWAY, TALL LATTE FOR KAREN?
> IT WAS REPORTED THAT THE FBI
PAID PROFESSIONAL HACKERS TO
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872. > IT WAS REPORTED THAT THE FBI
PAID PROFESSIONAL HACKERS TO
UNLOCK THE iPHONE OF THE SAN
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873. PAID PROFESSIONAL HACKERS TO
UNLOCK THE iPHONE OF THE SAN
BERNARDINO SHOOTER.
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874. UNLOCK THE iPHONE OF THE SAN
BERNARDINO SHOOTER.
OH, SURE, BUT WHEN I HIRE
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875. BERNARDINO SHOOTER.
OH, SURE, BUT WHEN I HIRE
HACKERS TO UNLOCK AN iPHONE, I'M
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876. OH, SURE, BUT WHEN I HIRE
HACKERS TO UNLOCK AN iPHONE, I'M
TOO INSECURE TO BE IN A
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877. HACKERS TO UNLOCK AN iPHONE, I'M
TOO INSECURE TO BE IN A
RELATIONSHIP.
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878. TOO INSECURE TO BE IN A
RELATIONSHIP.
> AT A TOWN HALL ON FRIDAY,
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879. RELATIONSHIP.
> AT A TOWN HALL ON FRIDAY,
JOHN KASICH TOLD A FEMALE
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880. > AT A TOWN HALL ON FRIDAY,
JOHN KASICH TOLD A FEMALE
COLLEGE STUDENT CONCERNED WITH
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881. JOHN KASICH TOLD A FEMALE
COLLEGE STUDENT CONCERNED WITH
RAPE TO AVOID PAERPTS WHERE
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882. COLLEGE STUDENT CONCERNED WITH
RAPE TO AVOID PAERPTS WHERE
THERE'S A LOT OF ALCOHOL.
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883. RAPE TO AVOID PAERPTS WHERE
THERE'S A LOT OF ALCOHOL.
WHICH IRONICALLY IS THE KIND OF
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884. THERE'S A LOT OF ALCOHOL.
WHICH IRONICALLY IS THE KIND OF
STATEMENT THAT WILL PROBABLY
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885. WHICH IRONICALLY IS THE KIND OF
STATEMENT THAT WILL PROBABLY
MAKE WOMEN AVOID HIS PARTY.
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886. STATEMENT THAT WILL PROBABLY
MAKE WOMEN AVOID HIS PARTY.
> A WOMAN IN NEW YORK HAS
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887. MAKE WOMEN AVOID HIS PARTY.
> A WOMAN IN NEW YORK HAS
BECOME AN INTERNET SENSATION BY
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888. > A WOMAN IN NEW YORK HAS
BECOME AN INTERNET SENSATION BY
RE-CREATING FAMOUS PAINTINGS ON
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889. BECOME AN INTERNET SENSATION BY
RE-CREATING FAMOUS PAINTINGS ON
HER FACE.
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890. RE-CREATING FAMOUS PAINTINGS ON
HER FACE.
YOU ARE MAKING US LATE, SAID HER
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891. HER FACE.
YOU ARE MAKING US LATE, SAID HER
BOYFRIEND.
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892. YOU ARE MAKING US LATE, SAID HER
BOYFRIEND.
> AN OCTOPUS NAMED INKY, MADE
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893. BOYFRIEND.
> AN OCTOPUS NAMED INKY, MADE
A DARING ESCAPE FROM AN AQUARIUM
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894. > AN OCTOPUS NAMED INKY, MADE
A DARING ESCAPE FROM AN AQUARIUM
IN NEW ZEALAND.
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895. A DARING ESCAPE FROM AN AQUARIUM
IN NEW ZEALAND.
OCTOPUSES MAY BE AMONG THE
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896. IN NEW ZEALAND.
OCTOPUSES MAY BE AMONG THE
SMARTEST ANIMALS ON EARTH.
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897. OCTOPUSES MAY BE AMONG THE
SMARTEST ANIMALS ON EARTH.
HERE WITH MORE ON THIS IS ANIMAL
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898. SMARTEST ANIMALS ON EARTH.
HERE WITH MORE ON THIS IS ANIMAL
ANNIE.
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899. HERE WITH MORE ON THIS IS ANIMAL
ANNIE.
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900. ANNIE.
HI, ANNIE.
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901. HI, ANNIE.
WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT
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902. HI, ANNIE.
WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT
OCTOPUSES.
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903. WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT
OCTOPUSES.
WELL, HERE'S A FUN FACT.
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904. OCTOPUSES.
WELL, HERE'S A FUN FACT.
OCTOPUSES HAVE THREE HEARTS.
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905. WELL, HERE'S A FUN FACT.
OCTOPUSES HAVE THREE HEARTS.
WHICH IS FUNNY, BECAUSE MY
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906. OCTOPUSES HAVE THREE HEARTS.
WHICH IS FUNNY, BECAUSE MY
LANDLORD DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ONE.
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907. WHICH IS FUNNY, BECAUSE MY
LANDLORD DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ONE.
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908. LANDLORD DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ONE.
OKAY.
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909. OKAY.
AND YOU EVER WHY FLAMINGOS
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910. OKAY.
AND YOU EVER WHY FLAMINGOS
ARE SO PINK?
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911. AND YOU EVER WHY FLAMINGOS
ARE SO PINK?
WELL, THEY'RE PINK BECAUSE THEY
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912. ARE SO PINK?
WELL, THEY'RE PINK BECAUSE THEY
EAT SO MUCH SHRIMP.
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913. WELL, THEY'RE PINK BECAUSE THEY
EAT SO MUCH SHRIMP.
I GUESS THAT'S WHY I'M THE COLOR
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914. EAT SO MUCH SHRIMP.
I GUESS THAT'S WHY I'M THE COLOR
OF A HAMBURGER BUN.
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915. I GUESS THAT'S WHY I'M THE COLOR
OF A HAMBURGER BUN.
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916. OF A HAMBURGER BUN.
AND DID YOU KNOW THAT STARFISH
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917. AND DID YOU KNOW THAT STARFISH
DON'T EVEN HAVE BRAINS?
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918. AND DID YOU KNOW THAT STARFISH
DON'T EVEN HAVE BRAINS?
WOW.
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919. DON'T EVEN HAVE BRAINS?
WOW.
I DIDN'T REALIZE MY EX-BOYFRIEND
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920. WOW.
I DIDN'T REALIZE MY EX-BOYFRIEND
WAS A STARFISH.
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921. I DIDN'T REALIZE MY EX-BOYFRIEND
WAS A STARFISH.
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922. WAS A STARFISH.
I WONDER IF THEY'RE LIARS LIKE
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923. I WONDER IF THEY'RE LIARS LIKE
HIM TOO?
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924. I WONDER IF THEY'RE LIARS LIKE
HIM TOO?
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925. HIM TOO?
I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THE LAST
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926. I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THE LAST
PART?
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927. I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THE LAST
PART?
DID YOU KNOW WHEN A KOALA IS
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928. PART?
DID YOU KNOW WHEN A KOALA IS
BORN IT'S JUST THE SIZE OF A
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929. DID YOU KNOW WHEN A KOALA IS
BORN IT'S JUST THE SIZE OF A
JELLY BEAN?
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930. BORN IT'S JUST THE SIZE OF A
JELLY BEAN?
AND WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS THE
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931. JELLY BEAN?
AND WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS THE
SIZE OF AN EASTER HAM, AND THEN
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932. AND WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS THE
SIZE OF AN EASTER HAM, AND THEN
MY DAD LEFT.
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933. SIZE OF AN EASTER HAM, AND THEN
MY DAD LEFT.
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934. MY DAD LEFT.
DO YOU HAVE ANY FUN FACTS
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935. DO YOU HAVE ANY FUN FACTS
THAT ARE MORE LIKE FUN?
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936. DO YOU HAVE ANY FUN FACTS
THAT ARE MORE LIKE FUN?
YEAH, THIS ONE IS REELING
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937. THAT ARE MORE LIKE FUN?
YEAH, THIS ONE IS REELING
WHEN I FUN.
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938. YEAH, THIS ONE IS REELING
WHEN I FUN.
COWS POOP UP TO 16 TIMES A DAY.
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939. WHEN I FUN.
COWS POOP UP TO 16 TIMES A DAY.
I'M LIKE ONLY 16?
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940. COWS POOP UP TO 16 TIMES A DAY.
I'M LIKE ONLY 16?
CATCH UP COWS.
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941. I'M LIKE ONLY 16?
CATCH UP COWS.
ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY?
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942. CATCH UP COWS.
ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY?
WHO ARE YOU, MY DOCTOR?
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943. ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY?
WHO ARE YOU, MY DOCTOR?
AND CHE, CHE, YOU ARE GOING
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944. WHO ARE YOU, MY DOCTOR?
AND CHE, CHE, YOU ARE GOING
TO LOVE THIS ONE, OKAY?
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945. AND CHE, CHE, YOU ARE GOING
TO LOVE THIS ONE, OKAY?
IGUANA'S HAVE TWO PENISES.
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946. TO LOVE THIS ONE, OKAY?
IGUANA'S HAVE TWO PENISES.
I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH
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947. IGUANA'S HAVE TWO PENISES.
I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH
EITHER ONE OF THEM, RIGHT,
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948. I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH
EITHER ONE OF THEM, RIGHT,
DANIEL.
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949. EITHER ONE OF THEM, RIGHT,
DANIEL.
WHO IS DANIEL?
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950. DANIEL.
WHO IS DANIEL?
ALSO, WHY WOULD I LIKE THAT
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951. WHO IS DANIEL?
ALSO, WHY WOULD I LIKE THAT
ONE.
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952. ALSO, WHY WOULD I LIKE THAT
ONE.
I MEAN, I DID, BUT HOW WOULD
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953. ONE.
I MEAN, I DID, BUT HOW WOULD
YOU KNOW THAT.
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954. I MEAN, I DID, BUT HOW WOULD
YOU KNOW THAT.
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955. YOU KNOW THAT.
AND HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT
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956. AND HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT
OYSTERS CAN ACTUALLY CHANGE
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957. AND HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT
OYSTERS CAN ACTUALLY CHANGE
THEIR GENDER, MEANWHILE I GOT
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958. OYSTERS CAN ACTUALLY CHANGE
THEIR GENDER, MEANWHILE I GOT
CATFISHED BY A 14-YEAR-OLD
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959. THEIR GENDER, MEANWHILE I GOT
CATFISHED BY A 14-YEAR-OLD
MEMBER OF ISIS.
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960. CATFISHED BY A 14-YEAR-OLD
MEMBER OF ISIS.
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961. MEMBER OF ISIS.
ANNIE, YOU REALLY SEEM TO
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962. ANNIE, YOU REALLY SEEM TO
KNOW YOUR ANIMAL FACTS, BUT YOU
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963. ANNIE, YOU REALLY SEEM TO
KNOW YOUR ANIMAL FACTS, BUT YOU
MAY WANT TO SPEND SOME TIME
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964. KNOW YOUR ANIMAL FACTS, BUT YOU
MAY WANT TO SPEND SOME TIME
FIGURING OUT THE REST OF YOUR
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965. MAY WANT TO SPEND SOME TIME
FIGURING OUT THE REST OF YOUR
LIFE.
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966. FIGURING OUT THE REST OF YOUR
LIFE.
HI, HONEY.
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967. LIFE.
HI, HONEY.
OH, HONEY, HONEY, HONEY.
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968. HI, HONEY.
OH, HONEY, HONEY, HONEY.
THIS IS MR. MAGIC.
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969. OH, HONEY, HONEY, HONEY.
THIS IS MR. MAGIC.
AND A COUPLE FUN FACTS ABOUT
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970. THIS IS MR. MAGIC.
AND A COUPLE FUN FACTS ABOUT
HIM.
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971. AND A COUPLE FUN FACTS ABOUT
HIM.
HE'S NOT A LIAR.
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972. HIM.
HE'S NOT A LIAR.
OKAY?
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973. HE'S NOT A LIAR.
OKAY?
AND HE NEVER GETS MAD AT ME.
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974. OKAY?
AND HE NEVER GETS MAD AT ME.
THE MOST HE'LL EVER DO IS
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975. AND HE NEVER GETS MAD AT ME.
THE MOST HE'LL EVER DO IS
LIKE —
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976. THE MOST HE'LL EVER DO IS
LIKE —
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977. LIKE —
OH, YEAH, HE'S HOT.
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978. OH, YEAH, HE'S HOT.
PLUS, HE DOES HAVE TWO PENISES,
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979. OH, YEAH, HE'S HOT.
PLUS, HE DOES HAVE TWO PENISES,
RIGHT, CHE?
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980. PLUS, HE DOES HAVE TWO PENISES,
RIGHT, CHE?
ANIMAL ANNIE, EVERYONE.
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981. RIGHT, CHE?
ANIMAL ANNIE, EVERYONE.
I GOT AN IGUANA BOYFRIEND!
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982. ANIMAL ANNIE, EVERYONE.
I GOT AN IGUANA BOYFRIEND!
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983. I GOT AN IGUANA BOYFRIEND!
> WORKERS IN MALAYSIA
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984. > WORKERS IN MALAYSIA
DISCOVERED A 20 FOOT PIE TLON.
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985. > WORKERS IN MALAYSIA
DISCOVERED A 20 FOOT PIE TLON.
VERY COOL, BUT I STILL NEED YOU
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986. DISCOVERED A 20 FOOT PIE TLON.
VERY COOL, BUT I STILL NEED YOU
TO FIND THAT PLANE.
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987. VERY COOL, BUT I STILL NEED YOU
TO FIND THAT PLANE.
> THE BUILDERS OF THE TALLEST
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988. TO FIND THAT PLANE.
> THE BUILDERS OF THE TALLEST
BUILDING IN THE WORLD ARE
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989. > THE BUILDERS OF THE TALLEST
BUILDING IN THE WORLD ARE
PLANNING TO CREATE A TALLER
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990. BUILDING IN THE WORLD ARE
PLANNING TO CREATE A TALLER
BUILDING IN DUBAI WITH
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991. PLANNING TO CREATE A TALLER
BUILDING IN DUBAI WITH
SHIMMERING METAL AND LONG GOLDEN
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992. BUILDING IN DUBAI WITH
SHIMMERING METAL AND LONG GOLDEN
CABLES.
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993. SHIMMERING METAL AND LONG GOLDEN
CABLES.
IT WILL BE KNOWN AS THE WIZ
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994. CABLES.
IT WILL BE KNOWN AS THE WIZ
KHALIFA.
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995. IT WILL BE KNOWN AS THE WIZ
KHALIFA.
AN INMATE IN TEXAS WHO
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996. KHALIFA.
AN INMATE IN TEXAS WHO
ESCAPED WAS RECAPTURED AFTER HE
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997. AN INMATE IN TEXAS WHO
ESCAPED WAS RECAPTURED AFTER HE
WAS FOUND HIDING IN HIS
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998. ESCAPED WAS RECAPTURED AFTER HE
WAS FOUND HIDING IN HIS
GIRLFRIEND'S DISHWASHER.
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999. WAS FOUND HIDING IN HIS
GIRLFRIEND'S DISHWASHER.
SAID HIS GIRLFRIEND, "OH, SO NOW
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1000. GIRLFRIEND'S DISHWASHER.
SAID HIS GIRLFRIEND, "OH, SO NOW
YOU KNOW WHERE THE DISHWASHER
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1001. SAID HIS GIRLFRIEND, "OH, SO NOW
YOU KNOW WHERE THE DISHWASHER
IS?"
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1002. YOU KNOW WHERE THE DISHWASHER
IS?"
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1003. IS?"
> A NEW STUDY WAS RELEASED
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1004. > A NEW STUDY WAS RELEASED
SHOWING THAT 40% OF RETIRED NFL
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1005. > A NEW STUDY WAS RELEASED
SHOWING THAT 40% OF RETIRED NFL
> A NEW STUDY REVEALED THAT
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1006. SHOWING THAT 40% OF RETIRED NFL
> A NEW STUDY REVEALED THAT
MOVIES WITH FEMALE LEADS LIKE
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1007. > A NEW STUDY REVEALED THAT
MOVIES WITH FEMALE LEADS LIKE
"FROZEN," AND "THE HUNGER GAMES"
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1008. MOVIES WITH FEMALE LEADS LIKE
"FROZEN," AND "THE HUNGER GAMES"
STILL GIVE MOST OF THE DIALOGUE
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1009. "FROZEN," AND "THE HUNGER GAMES"
STILL GIVE MOST OF THE DIALOGUE
TO MEN.
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1010. STILL GIVE MOST OF THE DIALOGUE
TO MEN.
HERE TO TALK ABOUT IT IS THE
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1011. TO MEN.
HERE TO TALK ABOUT IT IS THE
ONE-DIMENSIONAL FEMALE CHARACTER
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1012. HERE TO TALK ABOUT IT IS THE
ONE-DIMENSIONAL FEMALE CHARACTER
FROM A MALE DRIVEN COMEDY.
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1013. ONE-DIMENSIONAL FEMALE CHARACTER
FROM A MALE DRIVEN COMEDY.
HEY, JOST, GOOD TO SEE YOU
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1014. FROM A MALE DRIVEN COMEDY.
HEY, JOST, GOOD TO SEE YOU
AGAIN.
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1015. HEY, JOST, GOOD TO SEE YOU
AGAIN.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS
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1016. AGAIN.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS
NEW STUDY?
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1017. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS
NEW STUDY?
HOWEVER YOU FEEL, I GUESS.
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1018. NEW STUDY?
HOWEVER YOU FEEL, I GUESS.
MAYBE LIKE THIS —
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1019. HOWEVER YOU FEEL, I GUESS.
MAYBE LIKE THIS —
OR LIKE THIS —
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1020. MAYBE LIKE THIS —
OR LIKE THIS —
IF I GET TOO ANGRY, THEN I'M NOT
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1021. OR LIKE THIS —
IF I GET TOO ANGRY, THEN I'M NOT
SEXY ANY MORE.
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1022. IF I GET TOO ANGRY, THEN I'M NOT
SEXY ANY MORE.
I'M JUST A NAG.
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1023. SEXY ANY MORE.
I'M JUST A NAG.
AND I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH TO PLAY
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1024. I'M JUST A NAG.
AND I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH TO PLAY
THE NAG.
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1025. AND I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH TO PLAY
THE NAG.
YOU HAVE TO BE 28 FOR THAT.
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1026. THE NAG.
YOU HAVE TO BE 28 FOR THAT.
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1027. YOU HAVE TO BE 28 FOR THAT.
I'M SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 18 AND 27,
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1028. I'M SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 18 AND 27,
BUT I DATE 40 AND UP, THE FATTER
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1029. I'M SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 18 AND 27,
BUT I DATE 40 AND UP, THE FATTER
THE BETTER.
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1030. BUT I DATE 40 AND UP, THE FATTER
THE BETTER.
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1031. THE BETTER.
THAT'S COOL.
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1032. THAT'S COOL.
THANKS, THAT MEANS A LOT TO
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1033. THAT'S COOL.
THANKS, THAT MEANS A LOT TO
ME.
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1034. THANKS, THAT MEANS A LOT TO
ME.
I NEEDED TO HEAR THAT TODAY.
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1035. ME.
I NEEDED TO HEAR THAT TODAY.
JUST PROMISE ME YOU WON'T GET
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1036. I NEEDED TO HEAR THAT TODAY.
JUST PROMISE ME YOU WON'T GET
TOO DRUNK WITH YOUR FRIEND BRUCE
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1037. JUST PROMISE ME YOU WON'T GET
TOO DRUNK WITH YOUR FRIEND BRUCE
TONIGHT.
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1038. TOO DRUNK WITH YOUR FRIEND BRUCE
TONIGHT.
WHO'S BRUCE?
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1039. TONIGHT.
WHO'S BRUCE?
YOU KNOW, YOUR FRIEND WHO
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1040. WHO'S BRUCE?
YOU KNOW, YOUR FRIEND WHO
GAVE YOU EXLAX AND YOU MESSED
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1041. YOU KNOW, YOUR FRIEND WHO
GAVE YOU EXLAX AND YOU MESSED
YOUR PANTS IN THE SAND TRAP.
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1042. GAVE YOU EXLAX AND YOU MESSED
YOUR PANTS IN THE SAND TRAP.
REALLY?
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1043. YOUR PANTS IN THE SAND TRAP.
REALLY?
YES, I WAS THERE.
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1044. REALLY?
YES, I WAS THERE.
BUT IT WAS CUT CAUSE THE TEST
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1045. YES, I WAS THERE.
BUT IT WAS CUT CAUSE THE TEST
AUDIENCE COULDN'T TELL
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1046. BUT IT WAS CUT CAUSE THE TEST
AUDIENCE COULDN'T TELL
WHY I WAS THERE OR WHO I WAS, OR
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1047. AUDIENCE COULDN'T TELL
WHY I WAS THERE OR WHO I WAS, OR
WHY I WOULD CAR OR IF WAS CARING
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1048. WHY I WAS THERE OR WHO I WAS, OR
WHY I WOULD CAR OR IF WAS CARING
THAT I WAS SHOWING.
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1049. WHY I WOULD CAR OR IF WAS CARING
THAT I WAS SHOWING.
SHOULD I SHOW SOME SIDE-BOOB
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1050. THAT I WAS SHOWING.
SHOULD I SHOW SOME SIDE-BOOB
NOW?
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1051. SHOULD I SHOW SOME SIDE-BOOB
NOW?
NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO
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1052. NOW?
NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO
THAT.
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1053. NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO
THAT.
WOW, YOU SOUND JUST LIKE A
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1054. THAT.
WOW, YOU SOUND JUST LIKE A
GIRL.
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1055. WOW, YOU SOUND JUST LIKE A
GIRL.
BY THE WAY, THAT'S THE FUNNIEST
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1056. GIRL.
BY THE WAY, THAT'S THE FUNNIEST
THING I'VE EVER SAID IN MY LIFE.
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1057. BY THE WAY, THAT'S THE FUNNIEST
THING I'VE EVER SAID IN MY LIFE.
I GUESS THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY.
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1058. THING I'VE EVER SAID IN MY LIFE.
I GUESS THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY.
WHERE DO YOU GO?
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1059. I GUESS THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY.
WHERE DO YOU GO?
I JUST TURN OFF, EVERYTHING
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1060. WHERE DO YOU GO?
I JUST TURN OFF, EVERYTHING
KIND OF GOES BLACK FOR ME.
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1061. I JUST TURN OFF, EVERYTHING
KIND OF GOES BLACK FOR ME.
THEN I COME BACK TO WATCH YOU DO
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1062. KIND OF GOES BLACK FOR ME.
THEN I COME BACK TO WATCH YOU DO
KARAOKE, AND I SURPRISE YOU BY
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1063. THEN I COME BACK TO WATCH YOU DO
KARAOKE, AND I SURPRISE YOU BY
TAKING MY CLOTHES OFF 234 FRONT
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1064. KARAOKE, AND I SURPRISE YOU BY
TAKING MY CLOTHES OFF 234 FRONT
OF YOU AFTER ONE SHOOT OF
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1065. TAKING MY CLOTHES OFF 234 FRONT
OF YOU AFTER ONE SHOOT OF
TEQUILA.
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1066. OF YOU AFTER ONE SHOOT OF
TEQUILA.
THAT'S WHEN THE FISH WHO'S ALSO
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1067. TEQUILA.
THAT'S WHEN THE FISH WHO'S ALSO
IN THE MOVIE SAYS, NICE BUSH,
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1068. THAT'S WHEN THE FISH WHO'S ALSO
IN THE MOVIE SAYS, NICE BUSH,
YOU DON'T SEE THOSE MUCH ANY
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1069. IN THE MOVIE SAYS, NICE BUSH,
YOU DON'T SEE THOSE MUCH ANY
MORE.
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1070. YOU DON'T SEE THOSE MUCH ANY
MORE.
THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S A
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1071. MORE.
THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S A
COMEDIC PART FOR ME.
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1072. THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S A
COMEDIC PART FOR ME.
THEY MAY NOT GIVE YOU THE
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1073. COMEDIC PART FOR ME.
THEY MAY NOT GIVE YOU THE
MOST LINES.
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1074. THEY MAY NOT GIVE YOU THE
MOST LINES.
THE LEAST.
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1075. MOST LINES.
THE LEAST.
I HAVE THE LEAST, AND THE
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1076. THE LEAST.
I HAVE THE LEAST, AND THE
MOVIE'S NAMED AFTER ME.
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1077. I HAVE THE LEAST, AND THE
MOVIE'S NAMED AFTER ME.
WHAT'S IT CALLED?
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1078. MOVIE'S NAMED AFTER ME.
WHAT'S IT CALLED?
BAGGING HEATHER.
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1079. WHAT'S IT CALLED?
BAGGING HEATHER.
THE FISH IS REALLY FUNNY.
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1080. BAGGING HEATHER.
THE FISH IS REALLY FUNNY.
AT ONE POINT I SNEEZE INTO A
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1081. THE FISH IS REALLY FUNNY.
AT ONE POINT I SNEEZE INTO A
KLEENEX FULL OF SEMEN, BUT
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1082. AT ONE POINT I SNEEZE INTO A
KLEENEX FULL OF SEMEN, BUT
NOBODY TELLS ME.
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1083. KLEENEX FULL OF SEMEN, BUT
NOBODY TELLS ME.
OH, MY GOD, HEATHER —
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1084. NOBODY TELLS ME.
OH, MY GOD, HEATHER —
IN THE SEQUEL, IT'S LIKE I
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1085. OH, MY GOD, HEATHER —
IN THE SEQUEL, IT'S LIKE I
NEVER EXISTED.
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1086. IN THE SEQUEL, IT'S LIKE I
NEVER EXISTED.
SO WHAT'S NEXT FOR YOU?
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1087. NEVER EXISTED.
SO WHAT'S NEXT FOR YOU?
I CAN'T SAY ANY MORE LINES OR
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1088. SO WHAT'S NEXT FOR YOU?
I CAN'T SAY ANY MORE LINES OR
THEY HAVE TO PAY ME LIKE A MAN.
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1089. I CAN'T SAY ANY MORE LINES OR
THEY HAVE TO PAY ME LIKE A MAN.
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1090. THEY HAVE TO PAY ME LIKE A MAN.
I THINK SHE JUST TURNED OFF.
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1091. I THINK SHE JUST TURNED OFF.
THE ONE DIMENSIONAL FEMALE
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1092. I THINK SHE JUST TURNED OFF.
THE ONE DIMENSIONAL FEMALE
CHARACTER FROM A MALE DRIVEN
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1093. THE ONE DIMENSIONAL FEMALE
CHARACTER FROM A MALE DRIVEN
COMEDY.
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1094. CHARACTER FROM A MALE DRIVEN
COMEDY.
FOR WEEKEND UPDATE.
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1095. COMEDY.
FOR WEEKEND UPDATE.
I'M COLIN JOST.
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1096. FOR WEEKEND UPDATE.
I'M COLIN JOST.
I'M MICHAEL CHE, GOOD NIGHT.
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1097. > AND NOW LIVE FROM THE CVS ON
14th AND FIRST, IT'S AMERICA'S
NEWEST GAME SHOW.
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1098. 14th AND FIRST, IT'S AMERICA'S
NEWEST GAME SHOW.
WITH YOUR HOST KATHERINE MEEKS.
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1099. NEWEST GAME SHOW.
WITH YOUR HOST KATHERINE MEEKS.
HELLO.
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1100. WITH YOUR HOST KATHERINE MEEKS.
HELLO.
HELLO, EVERYONE, AND WELCOME TO
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1101. HELLO.
HELLO, EVERYONE, AND WELCOME TO
WHO WORKS HERE.
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1102. HELLO, EVERYONE, AND WELCOME TO
WHO WORKS HERE.
THE CONTESTANTS HAVE TO EXAMINE
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1103. WHO WORKS HERE.
THE CONTESTANTS HAVE TO EXAMINE
THE PEOPLE WANDERING AROUND THIS
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1104. THE CONTESTANTS HAVE TO EXAMINE
THE PEOPLE WANDERING AROUND THIS
CVS AND DETERMINE WHO THE HELL
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1105. THE PEOPLE WANDERING AROUND THIS
CVS AND DETERMINE WHO THE HELL
WORKS HERE.
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1106. CVS AND DETERMINE WHO THE HELL
WORKS HERE.
NORMALLY, THIS IS WHEN WE GET TO
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1107. WORKS HERE.
NORMALLY, THIS IS WHEN WE GET TO
KNOW OUR CONTESTANTS BUT I MET
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1108. NORMALLY, THIS IS WHEN WE GET TO
KNOW OUR CONTESTANTS BUT I MET
THEM BACKSTAGE AND I HAVE TO
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1109. KNOW OUR CONTESTANTS BUT I MET
THEM BACKSTAGE AND I HAVE TO
SAY, THEY'RE UNBELIEVABLY DULL.
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1110. THEM BACKSTAGE AND I HAVE TO
SAY, THEY'RE UNBELIEVABLY DULL.
SO LET'S GET STARTED.
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1111. SAY, THEY'RE UNBELIEVABLY DULL.
SO LET'S GET STARTED.
JESSICA, YOU'RE UP FIRST.
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1112. SO LET'S GET STARTED.
JESSICA, YOU'RE UP FIRST.
DOES THIS PERSON WORK HERE?
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1113. JESSICA, YOU'RE UP FIRST.
DOES THIS PERSON WORK HERE?
WELL, SHE LOOKS LIKE AN
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1114. DOES THIS PERSON WORK HERE?
WELL, SHE LOOKS LIKE AN
EMPLOYEE.
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1115. WELL, SHE LOOKS LIKE AN
EMPLOYEE.
EXCUSE ME.
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1116. EMPLOYEE.
EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME.
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1117. EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
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1118. EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
MA'AM?
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1119. EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
MA'AM?
SORRY, MISS.
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1120. MA'AM?
SORRY, MISS.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT AISLE THE HAND
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1121. SORRY, MISS.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT AISLE THE HAND
SOAP IS ON?
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1122. DO YOU KNOW WHAT AISLE THE HAND
SOAP IS ON?
OKAY, I'M GOING TO SAY THAT SHE
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1123. SOAP IS ON?
OKAY, I'M GOING TO SAY THAT SHE
DOES NOT WORK HERE.
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1124. OKAY, I'M GOING TO SAY THAT SHE
DOES NOT WORK HERE.
I'M SO SORRY, SHE'S ACTUALLY
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1125. DOES NOT WORK HERE.
I'M SO SORRY, SHE'S ACTUALLY
THE ASSISTANT MANAGER, BUT SHE'S
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1126. I'M SO SORRY, SHE'S ACTUALLY
THE ASSISTANT MANAGER, BUT SHE'S
ON BREAK.
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1127. THE ASSISTANT MANAGER, BUT SHE'S
ON BREAK.
AND SHE CHOOSES TO SPEND HER
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1128. ON BREAK.
AND SHE CHOOSES TO SPEND HER
BREAK STANDING MOTIONLESS IN THE
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1129. AND SHE CHOOSES TO SPEND HER
BREAK STANDING MOTIONLESS IN THE
CENTER OF CVS.
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1130. BREAK STANDING MOTIONLESS IN THE
CENTER OF CVS.
DONALD, YOU'RE UP.
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1131. CENTER OF CVS.
DONALD, YOU'RE UP.
DOES THIS PERSON WORK HERE?
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1132. DONALD, YOU'RE UP.
DOES THIS PERSON WORK HERE?
LET'S SEE.
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1133. DOES THIS PERSON WORK HERE?
LET'S SEE.
WELL, SHE'S ACTIVELY DESTROYING
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1134. LET'S SEE.
WELL, SHE'S ACTIVELY DESTROYING
THE STORE.
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1135. WELL, SHE'S ACTIVELY DESTROYING
THE STORE.
WHICH SEEMS LIKE A BAD THING FOR
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1136. THE STORE.
WHICH SEEMS LIKE A BAD THING FOR
AN EMPLOYEE TO DO, BUT SHE IS
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1137. WHICH SEEMS LIKE A BAD THING FOR
AN EMPLOYEE TO DO, BUT SHE IS
WEARING A BUTTON THAT SAYS, ASK
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1138. AN EMPLOYEE TO DO, BUT SHE IS
WEARING A BUTTON THAT SAYS, ASK
ME FOR HELP, I WORK HERE.
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1139. WEARING A BUTTON THAT SAYS, ASK
ME FOR HELP, I WORK HERE.
I'M NOT BUYING IT, SHE DOES NOT
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1140. ME FOR HELP, I WORK HERE.
I'M NOT BUYING IT, SHE DOES NOT
WORK HERE.
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1141. I'M NOT BUYING IT, SHE DOES NOT
WORK HERE.
CORRECT.
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1142. WORK HERE.
CORRECT.
SHE DOES NOT WORK HERE.
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1143. CORRECT.
SHE DOES NOT WORK HERE.
SHE'S JUST A LOCAL VAGUE RANT
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1144. SHE DOES NOT WORK HERE.
SHE'S JUST A LOCAL VAGUE RANT
THAT PARADES AROUND THE STORE
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1145. SHE'S JUST A LOCAL VAGUE RANT
THAT PARADES AROUND THE STORE
ONCE A DAY.
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1146. THAT PARADES AROUND THE STORE
ONCE A DAY.
WHILE A SECURITY GUARD TAKES HIS
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1147. ONCE A DAY.
WHILE A SECURITY GUARD TAKES HIS
USUAL 40 MINUTE BATHROOM BREAK.
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1148. WHILE A SECURITY GUARD TAKES HIS
USUAL 40 MINUTE BATHROOM BREAK.
NICE WORK, DONALD.
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1149. USUAL 40 MINUTE BATHROOM BREAK.
NICE WORK, DONALD.
WELL, I KNOW MY WAY AROUND A
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1150. NICE WORK, DONALD.
WELL, I KNOW MY WAY AROUND A
CVS, KATHERINE?
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1151. WELL, I KNOW MY WAY AROUND A
CVS, KATHERINE?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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1152. CVS, KATHERINE?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
JUST — IT HAS AISLES.
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1153. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
JUST — IT HAS AISLES.
SEE.
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1154. JUST — IT HAS AISLES.
SEE.
DULL.
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1155. SEE.
DULL.
DEBRA, IT'S YOUR TURN.
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1156. DULL.
DEBRA, IT'S YOUR TURN.
DOES THIS PERSON WORK HERE?
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1157. DEBRA, IT'S YOUR TURN.
DOES THIS PERSON WORK HERE?
I WORK HERE, I WORK HERE, I
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1158. DOES THIS PERSON WORK HERE?
I WORK HERE, I WORK HERE, I
WORK HERE.
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1159. I WORK HERE, I WORK HERE, I
WORK HERE.
I WORK HERE, I WORK HERE.
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1160. WORK HERE.
I WORK HERE, I WORK HERE.
WELL, HE KEEPS SAYING HE
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1161. I WORK HERE, I WORK HERE.
WELL, HE KEEPS SAYING HE
WORKS HERE.
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1162. WELL, HE KEEPS SAYING HE
WORKS HERE.
I WORK HERE, I WORK HERE, I
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1163. WORKS HERE.
I WORK HERE, I WORK HERE, I
WORK HERE.
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1164. I WORK HERE, I WORK HERE, I
WORK HERE.
I'M GOING TO STICK WITH MY
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1165. WORK HERE.
I'M GOING TO STICK WITH MY
GUT AND SAY HE DOES NOT WORK
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1166. I'M GOING TO STICK WITH MY
GUT AND SAY HE DOES NOT WORK
HERE.
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1167. GUT AND SAY HE DOES NOT WORK
HERE.
THAT WAS A TOUGH ONE, BUT HE
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1168. HERE.
THAT WAS A TOUGH ONE, BUT HE
ACTUALLY DOES WORK HERE, AS A
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1169. THAT WAS A TOUGH ONE, BUT HE
ACTUALLY DOES WORK HERE, AS A
PROSTITUTE.
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1170. ACTUALLY DOES WORK HERE, AS A
PROSTITUTE.
I ADMIT THAT'S A TRICKY ONE.
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1171. PROSTITUTE.
I ADMIT THAT'S A TRICKY ONE.
THANKS, KEVIN.
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1172. I ADMIT THAT'S A TRICKY ONE.
THANKS, KEVIN.
I DON'T WORK HERE.
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1173. THANKS, KEVIN.
I DON'T WORK HERE.
AND NOW, WE MOVE ON TO OUR
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1174. I DON'T WORK HERE.
AND NOW, WE MOVE ON TO OUR
LIGHTNING ROUND.
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1175. AND NOW, WE MOVE ON TO OUR
LIGHTNING ROUND.
I'M SORRY, DO YOU MEAN
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1176. LIGHTNING ROUND.
I'M SORRY, DO YOU MEAN
LIGHTNING?
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1177. I'M SORRY, DO YOU MEAN
LIGHTNING?
NO, LIGHTING.
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1178. LIGHTNING?
NO, LIGHTING.
WE JUST FLICK THE LIGHTS ON AND
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1179. NO, LIGHTING.
WE JUST FLICK THE LIGHTS ON AND
OFF, AND SEE WHAT KIND OF
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1180. WE JUST FLICK THE LIGHTS ON AND
OFF, AND SEE WHAT KIND OF
WEIRDOS EMERGE FROM THE BACK OF
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1181. OFF, AND SEE WHAT KIND OF
WEIRDOS EMERGE FROM THE BACK OF
THE STORE.
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1182. WEIRDOS EMERGE FROM THE BACK OF
THE STORE.
AND YOU TELL US WHO WORKS HERE.
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1183. THE STORE.
AND YOU TELL US WHO WORKS HERE.
AND GO.
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1184. AND GO.
OKAY, THAT GUY ABOUT THAT GUY
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1185. OKAY, THAT GUY ABOUT THAT GUY
GAVE ME MY PRESCRIPTION AT THE
PHARMACY, BUT SOMEHOW I DON'T
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1186. GAVE ME MY PRESCRIPTION AT THE
PHARMACY, BUT SOMEHOW I DON'T
THINK HE WORKS HERE.
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1187. PHARMACY, BUT SOMEHOW I DON'T
THINK HE WORKS HERE.
THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
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1188. THINK HE WORKS HERE.
THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
HE JUST SHOWED UP AND STARTED
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1189. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
HE JUST SHOWED UP AND STARTED
PASSING OUT DRUGS AND NO ONE
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1190. HE JUST SHOWED UP AND STARTED
PASSING OUT DRUGS AND NO ONE
EVER QUESTIONS IT.
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1191. PASSING OUT DRUGS AND NO ONE
EVER QUESTIONS IT.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
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1192. EVER QUESTIONS IT.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
ROUND TWO, AND GO.
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1193. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
ROUND TWO, AND GO.
AND HIM.
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1194. ROUND TWO, AND GO.
AND HIM.
THAT'S THE SECURITY GUARD WHO
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1195. AND HIM.
THAT'S THE SECURITY GUARD WHO
USES THE BATHROOM FOR 40
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1196. THAT'S THE SECURITY GUARD WHO
USES THE BATHROOM FOR 40
MINUTES.
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1197. USES THE BATHROOM FOR 40
MINUTES.
OH, SO CLOSE.
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1198. MINUTES.
OH, SO CLOSE.
BUT THAT'S ACTUALLY A SECURITY
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1199. OH, SO CLOSE.
BUT THAT'S ACTUALLY A SECURITY
GUARD FROM RITE AID, WHO JUST
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1200. BUT THAT'S ACTUALLY A SECURITY
GUARD FROM RITE AID, WHO JUST
COMES IN TO USE OUR BATHROOM.
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1201. GUARD FROM RITE AID, WHO JUST
COMES IN TO USE OUR BATHROOM.
AND HE'S PUTTING THE MAGAZINE
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1202. COMES IN TO USE OUR BATHROOM.
AND HE'S PUTTING THE MAGAZINE
BACK ON THE SHELF.
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1203. AND HE'S PUTTING THE MAGAZINE
BACK ON THE SHELF.
THAT'S GREAT.
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1204. BACK ON THE SHELF.
THAT'S GREAT.
AND GO.
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1205. THAT'S GREAT.
AND GO.
OKAY, HER.
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1206. AND GO.
OKAY, HER.
THERE'S NO WAY SHE WORKS HERE.
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1207. OKAY, HER.
THERE'S NO WAY SHE WORKS HERE.
OH, SHE'S ACTUALLY OUR
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1208. THERE'S NO WAY SHE WORKS HERE.
OH, SHE'S ACTUALLY OUR
ASSISTANT MANAGER.
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1209. OH, SHE'S ACTUALLY OUR
ASSISTANT MANAGER.
YOU SAID THE FIRST WOMAN IS
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1210. ASSISTANT MANAGER.
YOU SAID THE FIRST WOMAN IS
THE ASSISTANT MANAGER.
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1211. YOU SAID THE FIRST WOMAN IS
THE ASSISTANT MANAGER.
WELL, EVERYONE AT CVS IS AT
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1212. THE ASSISTANT MANAGER.
WELL, EVERYONE AT CVS IS AT
LEAST AN ASSISTANT MANAGER.
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1213. WELL, EVERYONE AT CVS IS AT
LEAST AN ASSISTANT MANAGER.
BUT AN INTERESTING SIDE NOTE,
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1214. LEAST AN ASSISTANT MANAGER.
BUT AN INTERESTING SIDE NOTE,
SHE IS DEAD.
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1215. BUT AN INTERESTING SIDE NOTE,
SHE IS DEAD.
DIED IN THE STORE 90 YEARS AGO.
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1216. SHE IS DEAD.
DIED IN THE STORE 90 YEARS AGO.
YOU KNOW, I SAW A SHOW ABOUT
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1217. DIED IN THE STORE 90 YEARS AGO.
YOU KNOW, I SAW A SHOW ABOUT
GHOSTS ONCE.
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1218. YOU KNOW, I SAW A SHOW ABOUT
GHOSTS ONCE.
WOW!
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1219. GHOSTS ONCE.
WOW!
GREAT STORY, JESSICA.
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1220. WOW!
GREAT STORY, JESSICA.
AND NOW THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON
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1221. GREAT STORY, JESSICA.
AND NOW THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON
LEFT.
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1222. AND NOW THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON
LEFT.
DOES SHE WORK HERE?
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1223. LEFT.
DOES SHE WORK HERE?
AND MAYBE THIS WILL HELP.
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1224. AND MAYBE THIS WILL HELP.
I GUESS I'M GOING TO SAY SHE
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1225. I GUESS I'M GOING TO SAY SHE
WORKS HERE?
YOU'RE DARN RIGHT SHE DOES,
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1226. WORKS HERE?
YOU'RE DARN RIGHT SHE DOES,
DONALD, SHE'S ACTUALLY A FULL
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1227. YOU'RE DARN RIGHT SHE DOES,
DONALD, SHE'S ACTUALLY A FULL
MANAGER, SO TECHNICALLY ALL SHE
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1228. DONALD, SHE'S ACTUALLY A FULL
MANAGER, SO TECHNICALLY ALL SHE
HAS TO DO IS THIS.
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1229. MANAGER, SO TECHNICALLY ALL SHE
HAS TO DO IS THIS.
AND YOU SHOULD DANCE TOO,
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1230. HAS TO DO IS THIS.
AND YOU SHOULD DANCE TOO,
DONALD, BECAUSE YOU'RE OUR BIG
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1231. AND YOU SHOULD DANCE TOO,
DONALD, BECAUSE YOU'RE OUR BIG
WINNER.
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1232. DONALD, BECAUSE YOU'RE OUR BIG
WINNER.
OH, MY GOD, WHAT DID I WIN?
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1233. WINNER.
OH, MY GOD, WHAT DID I WIN?
I DON'T KNOW.
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1234. OH, MY GOD, WHAT DID I WIN?
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T ACTUALLY WORK HERE.
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1235. I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T ACTUALLY WORK HERE.
THANKS FOR PLAYING ABOUT.
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1236. ONCE AGAIN, NICK JONAS.
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1237. HOW MANY PIECES
HAVE TO BREAK ♪
♪ SO MANY REASONS
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1238. HAVE TO BREAK ♪
♪ SO MANY REASONS
NOT TO CELEBRATE BUT I HATE
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1239. TO SEE YOU CRY SO LET'S
DRINK BEFORE GOODBYE ♪
♪ I GOT A BOTTLE
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1240. DRINK BEFORE GOODBYE ♪
♪ I GOT A BOTTLE
I'VE BEEN SAVING UP
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1241. THOUGHT THAT WE'D DRINK
IT ALL NIGHT HEY ♪
♪ WE WERE THE OPPOSITE
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1242. IT ALL NIGHT HEY ♪
♪ WE WERE THE OPPOSITE
OF BREAKING UP
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1243. CAN'T BELIEVE I'M LOSING YOU
WE JUST OPENED UP TOO SOON ♪
♪ WE GOT CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS
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1244. WE JUST OPENED UP TOO SOON ♪
♪ WE GOT CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS
ONLY ONE WAY TO SOLVE 'EM
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1245. RAISING OUR GLASS CAUSE
IT'S OUR LOSS ♪
♪ WITH THESE CHAMPAGNE
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1246. IT'S OUR LOSS ♪
♪ WITH THESE CHAMPAGNE
PROBLEMS JUST KEEP ON
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1247. PROBLEMS JUST KEEP ON
KEEP ON DRINKING ♪
♪ KEEP ON KEEP ON DRINKING
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1248. KEEP ON KEEP ON ♪
♪ HOW DID OUR CLOTHES
END UP ON THE FLOOR
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1249. DIDN'T WE JUST BREAK
EACH OTHER'S HEARTS ♪
♪ DIDN'T YOU HAVE ONE FOOT
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1250. EACH OTHER'S HEARTS ♪
♪ DIDN'T YOU HAVE ONE FOOT
OUT THE DOOR BETTER TO FALL
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1251. IN LOVE THAN LOSE WISH
I DIDN'T HAVE TO CHOOSE ♪
♪ WE GOT CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS
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1252. I DIDN'T HAVE TO CHOOSE ♪
♪ WE GOT CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS
ONLY ONE WAY TO SOLVE 'EM
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1253. RAISING OUR GLASS CAUSE
IT'S OUR LOSS ♪
♪ WITH THESE CHAMPAGNE
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1254. IT'S OUR LOSS ♪
♪ WITH THESE CHAMPAGNE
PROBLEMS JUST KEEP ON
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1255. PROBLEMS JUST KEEP ON
KEEP ON DRINKING ♪
♪ KEEP ON KEEP ON DRINKING
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1256. KEEP ON KEEP ON ♪
♪ WE GOT CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS
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1257. OH MY GOD THE ROOM IS
SPINNING FROM THE PERIGNON ♪
♪ AND YOU'RE STILL WITH ME
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1258. SPINNING FROM THE PERIGNON ♪
♪ AND YOU'RE STILL WITH ME
BUT YOU'RE VERY GONE
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1259. WE BOTH KNOW IT'S WRONG ♪
♪ WHEN YOU GOT ♪
♪ WE GOT CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS
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1260. RAISING OUR GLASS CAUSE
IT'S OUR LOSS ♪
♪ WITH THESE CHAMPAGNE
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1261. IT'S OUR LOSS ♪
♪ WITH THESE CHAMPAGNE
PROBLEMS JUST KEEP ON
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1262. PROBLEMS JUST KEEP ON
KEEP ON DRINKING ♪
♪ KEEP ON KEEP ON DRINKING
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1263. KEEP ON KEEP ON ♪
♪ CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS
ONLY ONE WAY TO SOLVE 'EM
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1264. RAISING OUR GLASS CAUSE
IT'S OUR LOSS ♪
♪ WITH THESE CHAMPAGNE
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1265. IT'S OUR LOSS ♪
♪ WITH THESE CHAMPAGNE
PROBLEMS JUST KEEP ON
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1266. PROBLEMS JUST KEEP ON
KEEP ON DRINKING ♪
♪ KEEP ON KEEP ON DRINKING
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1267. KEEP ON DRINKING ♪
♪ KEEP ON KEEP ON DRINKING
KEEP ON KEEP ON DRINKING
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1268. KEEP ON KEEP ON DRINKING
WE GOT CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS ♪
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1269. > OKAY, SINGETS, LOOKS LIKE WE
GOT A LOT OF LOVE CONNECTIONS
TONIGHT, WHICH IS WHAT A
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1270. GOT A LOT OF LOVE CONNECTIONS
TONIGHT, WHICH IS WHAT A
MATCH.COM MEET AND MATCH IS ALL
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1271. TONIGHT, WHICH IS WHAT A
MATCH.COM MEET AND MATCH IS ALL
ABOUT.
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1272. MATCH.COM MEET AND MATCH IS ALL
ABOUT.
WE'RE WINDING DOWN SOON, SO IF
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1273. ABOUT.
WE'RE WINDING DOWN SOON, SO IF
YOU NEED ANY LAST MINUTE DRINK
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1274. WE'RE WINDING DOWN SOON, SO IF
YOU NEED ANY LAST MINUTE DRINK
TICKETS, SEE ME AT THE HOST
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1275. YOU NEED ANY LAST MINUTE DRINK
TICKETS, SEE ME AT THE HOST
TABLE.
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1276. TICKETS, SEE ME AT THE HOST
TABLE.
LET ME HEAR YOU MAKE SOME NOISE.
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1277. TABLE.
LET ME HEAR YOU MAKE SOME NOISE.
HELLO.
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1278. LET ME HEAR YOU MAKE SOME NOISE.
HELLO.
WE ARE TWO FEMALES FROM THIS
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1279. HELLO.
WE ARE TWO FEMALES FROM THIS
PLANET.
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1280. WE ARE TWO FEMALES FROM THIS
PLANET.
WE MUST FIND MEN FOR DATING.
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1281. PLANET.
WE MUST FIND MEN FOR DATING.
I AM CONCERNED.
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1282. WE MUST FIND MEN FOR DATING.
I AM CONCERNED.
WE DO NOT LOOK LIKE THE HUMAN
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1283. I AM CONCERNED.
WE DO NOT LOOK LIKE THE HUMAN
WOMEN HERE?
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1284. WE DO NOT LOOK LIKE THE HUMAN
WOMEN HERE?
YES, BUT WE MUST SUCCEED IN
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1285. WOMEN HERE?
YES, BUT WE MUST SUCCEED IN
DATING MALES.
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1286. YES, BUT WE MUST SUCCEED IN
DATING MALES.
THAT MUST BE WERE FOCUS.
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1287. DATING MALES.
THAT MUST BE WERE FOCUS.
I SEE WE HAVE SOME NEW
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1288. THAT MUST BE WERE FOCUS.
I SEE WE HAVE SOME NEW
SINGLES JOINING US.
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1289. I SEE WE HAVE SOME NEW
SINGLES JOINING US.
GET UP HERE, LADIES AND
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1290. SINGLES JOINING US.
GET UP HERE, LADIES AND
INTRODUCE YOURSELVES.
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1291. GET UP HERE, LADIES AND
INTRODUCE YOURSELVES.
SORRY, THEMES THE RULES.
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1292. INTRODUCE YOURSELVES.
SORRY, THEMES THE RULES.
OH, MY GOD, YOUR EYES.
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1293. SORRY, THEMES THE RULES.
OH, MY GOD, YOUR EYES.
HELLO, I AM BETH.
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1294. OH, MY GOD, YOUR EYES.
HELLO, I AM BETH.
AND I AM BARBARA.
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1295. HELLO, I AM BETH.
AND I AM BARBARA.
WHAT ARE YOU TWO LOOKING FOR
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1296. AND I AM BARBARA.
WHAT ARE YOU TWO LOOKING FOR
TONIGHT?
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1297. WHAT ARE YOU TWO LOOKING FOR
TONIGHT?
ADULT MALES FOR DATING TO
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1298. TONIGHT?
ADULT MALES FOR DATING TO
PRODUCE A CHILD.
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1299. ADULT MALES FOR DATING TO
PRODUCE A CHILD.
OUR KIND IS DYING.
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1300. PRODUCE A CHILD.
OUR KIND IS DYING.
A CHILD CAN RESTART THE WORLD
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1301. OUR KIND IS DYING.
A CHILD CAN RESTART THE WORLD
ENGINE.
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1302. A CHILD CAN RESTART THE WORLD
ENGINE.
OUR TWIN STARS ARE DIMMING, OUR
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1303. ENGINE.
OUR TWIN STARS ARE DIMMING, OUR
KIND IS DYING.
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1304. OUR TWIN STARS ARE DIMMING, OUR
KIND IS DYING.
WE NEED TO PRODUCE A CHILD NOW.
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1305. KIND IS DYING.
WE NEED TO PRODUCE A CHILD NOW.
IF THE CHILD CANNOT UNDIM THE
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1306. WE NEED TO PRODUCE A CHILD NOW.
IF THE CHILD CANNOT UNDIM THE
STARS, OUR WORLD WILL INVERT
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1307. IF THE CHILD CANNOT UNDIM THE
STARS, OUR WORLD WILL INVERT
INTO ITS MANDLE.
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1308. STARS, OUR WORLD WILL INVERT
INTO ITS MANDLE.
THAT'S SUPER WEIRD.
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1309. INTO ITS MANDLE.
THAT'S SUPER WEIRD.
WE NEED ALL THE GIRLS WE CAN
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1310. THAT'S SUPER WEIRD.
WE NEED ALL THE GIRLS WE CAN
GET.
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1311. WE NEED ALL THE GIRLS WE CAN
GET.
SO LADIES, HAVE FUN TONIGHT.
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1312. GET.
SO LADIES, HAVE FUN TONIGHT.
HELLO, WE ARE FLIRTING.
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1313. SO LADIES, HAVE FUN TONIGHT.
HELLO, WE ARE FLIRTING.
NOW WE MUST DATE.
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1314. HELLO, WE ARE FLIRTING.
NOW WE MUST DATE.
YOU MOVE FAST.
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1315. NOW WE MUST DATE.
YOU MOVE FAST.
I'M TREVOR.
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1316. YOU MOVE FAST.
I'M TREVOR.
I'M MAX.
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1317. I'M TREVOR.
I'M MAX.
AND YOUR EYES ARE CRAZY, THAT'S
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1318. I'M MAX.
AND YOUR EYES ARE CRAZY, THAT'S
KIND OF HOT.
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1319. AND YOUR EYES ARE CRAZY, THAT'S
KIND OF HOT.
OUR KIND IS DYING.
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1320. KIND OF HOT.
OUR KIND IS DYING.
HEY, BOYS, THIS THING'S
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1321. OUR KIND IS DYING.
HEY, BOYS, THIS THING'S
ALMOST DONE, YOU GUYS DOWN FOR
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1322. HEY, BOYS, THIS THING'S
ALMOST DONE, YOU GUYS DOWN FOR
AN AFTER PARTY?
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1323. ALMOST DONE, YOU GUYS DOWN FOR
AN AFTER PARTY?
NO.
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1324. AN AFTER PARTY?
NO.
GO.
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1325. NO.
GO.
THESE MEN BELONG TO US.
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1326. GO.
THESE MEN BELONG TO US.
YOU CAN'T CALL DIBS ON GUYS.
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1327. THESE MEN BELONG TO US.
YOU CAN'T CALL DIBS ON GUYS.
OH, MY GOD, PAGE, YOUR NOSE
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1328. YOU CAN'T CALL DIBS ON GUYS.
OH, MY GOD, PAGE, YOUR NOSE
IS BLEEDING.
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1329. OH, MY GOD, PAGE, YOUR NOSE
IS BLEEDING.
WHO IS PAGE, WHERE AM I?
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1330. IS BLEEDING.
WHO IS PAGE, WHERE AM I?
AND —
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1331. WHO IS PAGE, WHERE AM I?
AND —
YOU GIRLS ARE INTENSE.
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1332. AND —
YOU GIRLS ARE INTENSE.
YOU WANT TO GET DRUNK OR WHAT?
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1333. YOU GIRLS ARE INTENSE.
YOU WANT TO GET DRUNK OR WHAT?
NO, THERE IS NO TIME.
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1334. YOU WANT TO GET DRUNK OR WHAT?
NO, THERE IS NO TIME.
COME WITH US.
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1335. NO, THERE IS NO TIME.
COME WITH US.
WE WILL DATE IN HERE, OUR KIND
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1336. COME WITH US.
WE WILL DATE IN HERE, OUR KIND
IS DYING.
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1337. WE WILL DATE IN HERE, OUR KIND
IS DYING.
ALL RIGHT, FYI, THERE'S A
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1338. IS DYING.
ALL RIGHT, FYI, THERE'S A
LARGE GLOWING CRATER OUTFOOT, IF
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1339. ALL RIGHT, FYI, THERE'S A
LARGE GLOWING CRATER OUTFOOT, IF
YOU GO OUTSIDE TO SMOKE, WATCH
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1340. LARGE GLOWING CRATER OUTFOOT, IF
YOU GO OUTSIDE TO SMOKE, WATCH
YOUR STEP-ARINI.
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1341. YOU GO OUTSIDE TO SMOKE, WATCH
YOUR STEP-ARINI.
THAT DID NOT GO WELL, THEY
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1342. YOUR STEP-ARINI.
THAT DID NOT GO WELL, THEY
ARE TOO WEAK FOR THE ACT.
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1343. THAT DID NOT GO WELL, THEY
ARE TOO WEAK FOR THE ACT.
NEXT TIME WE MUST NOT DESTROY
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1344. ARE TOO WEAK FOR THE ACT.
NEXT TIME WE MUST NOT DESTROY
THE MEN.
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1345. NEXT TIME WE MUST NOT DESTROY
THE MEN.
YES.
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1346. THE MEN.
YES.
WE LEARNED OUR LESSON.
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1347. YES.
WE LEARNED OUR LESSON.
SO WE'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU
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1348. WE LEARNED OUR LESSON.
SO WE'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU
TWO, AND YOU ALL ARE A LITTLE
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1349. SO WE'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU
TWO, AND YOU ALL ARE A LITTLE
FREAKY.
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1350. TWO, AND YOU ALL ARE A LITTLE
FREAKY.
YEAH, WE LIKE THAT.
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1351. FREAKY.
YEAH, WE LIKE THAT.
CAN WE PLEASE BUY YOU A
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1352. YEAH, WE LIKE THAT.
CAN WE PLEASE BUY YOU A
DRINK?
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1353. CAN WE PLEASE BUY YOU A
DRINK?
YES, AND THEN GIVE US A
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1354. DRINK?
YES, AND THEN GIVE US A
CHILD.
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1355. YES, AND THEN GIVE US A
CHILD.
YES, WE CAN DO THAT.
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1356. CHILD.
YES, WE CAN DO THAT.
YEAH.
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1357. YES, WE CAN DO THAT.
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
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1358. YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
HEY, MATCHERS, IF ANYONE CAN
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1359. ALL RIGHT.
HEY, MATCHERS, IF ANYONE CAN
GIVE US INFORMATION ABOUT THE
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1360. HEY, MATCHERS, IF ANYONE CAN
GIVE US INFORMATION ABOUT THE
TWO WARM SKELETONS IN THE MEN'S
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1361. GIVE US INFORMATION ABOUT THE
TWO WARM SKELETONS IN THE MEN'S
TWO WARM SKELETONS IN THE MEN'S
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1362. TWO WARM SKELETONS IN THE MEN'S
TWO WARM SKELETONS IN THE MEN'S
RESTROOM, HOLLER AT MANAGEMENT.
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1363. TWO WARM SKELETONS IN THE MEN'S
RESTROOM, HOLLER AT MANAGEMENT.
IN THE MEANTIME, DON'T BE
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1364. RESTROOM, HOLLER AT MANAGEMENT.
IN THE MEANTIME, DON'T BE
SINGLE, MINGLE.
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1365. > BETH WAS A SMALL TOWN BAKER,
WITHOUT A CARE.
HI, THERE.
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1366. WITHOUT A CARE.
HI, THERE.
I'D LIKE TO ORDER A WEDDING
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1367. HI, THERE.
I'D LIKE TO ORDER A WEDDING
CAKE.
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1368. I'D LIKE TO ORDER A WEDDING
CAKE.
OF COURSE, WHERE IS THE LUCKY
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1369. CAKE.
OF COURSE, WHERE IS THE LUCKY
BRIDE?
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1370. OF COURSE, WHERE IS THE LUCKY
BRIDE?
HE'S RIGHT HERE.
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1371. BRIDE?
HE'S RIGHT HERE.
UNDER HER FATE WAS TESTED.
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1372. HE'S RIGHT HERE.
UNDER HER FATE WAS TESTED.
NOW, MAKE THE CAKE.
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1373. UNDER HER FATE WAS TESTED.
NOW, MAKE THE CAKE.
THEY WANTED HER TO SPIT IN
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1374. NOW, MAKE THE CAKE.
THEY WANTED HER TO SPIT IN
THE FACE OF GOD.
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1375. THEY WANTED HER TO SPIT IN
THE FACE OF GOD.
I SAID, MAKE THE CAKE.
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1376. THE FACE OF GOD.
I SAID, MAKE THE CAKE.
I CAN'T DO IT.
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1377. I SAID, MAKE THE CAKE.
I CAN'T DO IT.
FROM THE MAKERS OF GOD ON THE
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1378. I CAN'T DO IT.
FROM THE MAKERS OF GOD ON THE
RUN AND ANGEL IN DENIM, THE KIM
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1379. FROM THE MAKERS OF GOD ON THE
RUN AND ANGEL IN DENIM, THE KIM
DAVIS STORY.
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1380. RUN AND ANGEL IN DENIM, THE KIM
DAVIS STORY.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
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1381. DAVIS STORY.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
GAYS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE
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1382. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
GAYS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE
IN AMERICA.
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1383. GAYS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE
IN AMERICA.
A STORY OF LIBERAL ELITES RUN
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1384. IN AMERICA.
A STORY OF LIBERAL ELITES RUN
WILD.
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1385. A STORY OF LIBERAL ELITES RUN
WILD.
YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM OUR
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1386. WILD.
YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM OUR
JEWISH LAWYER.
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1387. YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM OUR
JEWISH LAWYER.
MY NAME IS SCHMOOL FROM THE
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1388. JEWISH LAWYER.
MY NAME IS SCHMOOL FROM THE
ACLU.
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1389. MY NAME IS SCHMOOL FROM THE
ACLU.
YOU'RE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE,
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1390. ACLU.
YOU'RE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE,
BETH.
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1391. YOU'RE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE,
BETH.
MY CLIENTS JUST NEED YOU TO
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1392. BETH.
MY CLIENTS JUST NEED YOU TO
SAY THREE SIMPLE WORDS.
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1393. MY CLIENTS JUST NEED YOU TO
SAY THREE SIMPLE WORDS.
GOD IS GAY.
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1394. SAY THREE SIMPLE WORDS.
GOD IS GAY.
BUT HE'S NOT GAY.
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1395. GOD IS GAY.
BUT HE'S NOT GAY.
GOD IS AS STRAIGHT AS THEY COME.
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1396. BUT HE'S NOT GAY.
GOD IS AS STRAIGHT AS THEY COME.
I GUESS WE'LL BE SEEING YOU
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1397. GOD IS AS STRAIGHT AS THEY COME.
I GUESS WE'LL BE SEEING YOU
IN COURT.
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1398. I GUESS WE'LL BE SEEING YOU
IN COURT.
♪ THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG THEY
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1399. TOOK MY LIFE SONG ♪
IN A TIME OF PERSECUTION.
COURT IS NOW IN SESSION.
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1400. IN A TIME OF PERSECUTION.
COURT IS NOW IN SESSION.
GAYS ARE TRYING TO FORCE
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1401. COURT IS NOW IN SESSION.
GAYS ARE TRYING TO FORCE
THEIR AGENDA, THEY'RE EVEN
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1402. GAYS ARE TRYING TO FORCE
THEIR AGENDA, THEY'RE EVEN
TEACHING IT IN SCHOOL.
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1403. THEIR AGENDA, THEY'RE EVEN
TEACHING IT IN SCHOOL.
ONLY SHE HAS THE COURAGE TO
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1404. TEACHING IT IN SCHOOL.
ONLY SHE HAS THE COURAGE TO
SAY —
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1405. ONLY SHE HAS THE COURAGE TO
SAY —
THEY SAY WE ARE BIGOTS, BUT
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1406. SAY —
THEY SAY WE ARE BIGOTS, BUT
CHRISTIANS ARE THE MOST
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1407. THEY SAY WE ARE BIGOTS, BUT
CHRISTIANS ARE THE MOST
OPPRESSED GROUP IN THIS COUNTRY.
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1408. CHRISTIANS ARE THE MOST
OPPRESSED GROUP IN THIS COUNTRY.
MAYBE.
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1409. OPPRESSED GROUP IN THIS COUNTRY.
MAYBE.
I'M GOING TO PROVE ONCE AND
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1410. MAYBE.
I'M GOING TO PROVE ONCE AND
FOR ALL THAT GOD IS STRAIGHT.
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1411. I'M GOING TO PROVE ONCE AND
FOR ALL THAT GOD IS STRAIGHT.
IF GOD IS GAY, THEN WHY
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1412. FOR ALL THAT GOD IS STRAIGHT.
IF GOD IS GAY, THEN WHY
AREN'T THERE ANY GAY PRIESTS.
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1413. IF GOD IS GAY, THEN WHY
AREN'T THERE ANY GAY PRIESTS.
MISS WALSH, YOU ARE ON THIN
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1414. AREN'T THERE ANY GAY PRIESTS.
MISS WALSH, YOU ARE ON THIN
ICE.
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1415. MISS WALSH, YOU ARE ON THIN
ICE.
YOU KNOW GOD IS GAY, JUST ADMIT
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1416. ICE.
YOU KNOW GOD IS GAY, JUST ADMIT
IT.
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1417. YOU KNOW GOD IS GAY, JUST ADMIT
IT.
NO.
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1418. IT.
NO.
SHE NEEDED AN ALLY MANY.
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1419. NO.
SHE NEEDED AN ALLY MANY.
GOVERNOR, WE ARE THE POOREST
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1420. SHE NEEDED AN ALLY MANY.
GOVERNOR, WE ARE THE POOREST
STATE IN THE COUNTRY, SECOND IN
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1421. GOVERNOR, WE ARE THE POOREST
STATE IN THE COUNTRY, SECOND IN
OBESITY, THIRD IN TEEN
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1422. STATE IN THE COUNTRY, SECOND IN
OBESITY, THIRD IN TEEN
PREGNANCY.
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1423. OBESITY, THIRD IN TEEN
PREGNANCY.
WHAT'S WRONG, MA'AM?
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1424. PREGNANCY.
WHAT'S WRONG, MA'AM?
I WANT TO DENY BASIC GOODS
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1425. WHAT'S WRONG, MA'AM?
I WANT TO DENY BASIC GOODS
AND SERVICES TO GAY PEOPLE.
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1426. I WANT TO DENY BASIC GOODS
AND SERVICES TO GAY PEOPLE.
EVERYBODY OUT.
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1427. AND SERVICES TO GAY PEOPLE.
EVERYBODY OUT.
THIS IS THE PRIORITY NOW.
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1428. EVERYBODY OUT.
THIS IS THE PRIORITY NOW.
LAST CHANCE, MISS WALSH,
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1429. THIS IS THE PRIORITY NOW.
LAST CHANCE, MISS WALSH,
LET'S HEAR IT.
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1430. LAST CHANCE, MISS WALSH,
LET'S HEAR IT.
GOD IS A BOOB MAN.
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1431. LET'S HEAR IT.
GOD IS A BOOB MAN.
GOD IS A BOOB MAN.
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1432. GOD IS A BOOB MAN.
GOD IS A BOOB MAN.
RATED R FOR GRAPHIC GAY SEXUAL
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1433. GOD IS A BOOB MAN.
RATED R FOR GRAPHIC GAY SEXUAL
CONTENT.
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1434. RATED R FOR GRAPHIC GAY SEXUAL
CONTENT.
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1435. > THANKS TO NIKS JONAS, LARRY
DAVID, THIS WONDERFUL CAST.
ALL THE GREAT WRITERS.
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1436. DAVID, THIS WONDERFUL CAST.
ALL THE GREAT WRITERS.
LORNE MICHAELS, AND EVERYBODY
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1437. ALL THE GREAT WRITERS.
LORNE MICHAELS, AND EVERYBODY
ELSE IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE.
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1438. LORNE MICHAELS, AND EVERYBODY
ELSE IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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