Saturday Night Live 41x16

1. > WELCOME BACK. THANK YOU.

2. > WELCOME BACK. THANK YOU. WELCOME BACK TO AT THIS HOUR.

3. THANK YOU. WELCOME BACK TO AT THIS HOUR. I'M KATE BOLDUAN.

4. WELCOME BACK TO AT THIS HOUR. I'M KATE BOLDUAN. I HAVE THE BRAINS FOR MSNBC, BUT

5. I'M KATE BOLDUAN. I HAVE THE BRAINS FOR MSNBC, BUT THE HAIR FOR FOX NEWS, SO HERE I

6. I HAVE THE BRAINS FOR MSNBC, BUT THE HAIR FOR FOX NEWS, SO HERE I AM AT CNN.

7. THE HAIR FOR FOX NEWS, SO HERE I AM AT CNN. IT'S BEEN ANOTHER BAD WEEK FOR

8. AM AT CNN. IT'S BEEN ANOTHER BAD WEEK FOR DONALD TRUMP WITH WOMEN.

9. IT'S BEEN ANOTHER BAD WEEK FOR DONALD TRUMP WITH WOMEN. JOINING ME TO TALK ABOUT IT FROM

10. DONALD TRUMP WITH WOMEN. JOINING ME TO TALK ABOUT IT FROM THE TEA PARTY NETWORK IS SCOTTIE

11. JOINING ME TO TALK ABOUT IT FROM THE TEA PARTY NETWORK IS SCOTTIE NELL.

12. THE TEA PARTY NETWORK IS SCOTTIE NELL. AS A WOMAN I LIKE DONALD

13. NELL. AS A WOMAN I LIKE DONALD TRUMP.

14. AS A WOMAN I LIKE DONALD TRUMP. HOW CAN YOU KEEP DEFENDING

15. TRUMP. HOW CAN YOU KEEP DEFENDING MR. TRUMP.

16. HOW CAN YOU KEEP DEFENDING MR. TRUMP. HE RETREATED A SEXIST PHOTO OF

17. MR. TRUMP. HE RETREATED A SEXIST PHOTO OF TED CRUZ'S WIFE.

18. HE RETREATED A SEXIST PHOTO OF TED CRUZ'S WIFE. WELL — SO — WELL — SO

19. TED CRUZ'S WIFE. WELL — SO — WELL — SO ACTUALLY, THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

20. WELL — SO — WELL — SO ACTUALLY, THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT. DONALD'S HANDS ARE SO BIG HE

21. ACTUALLY, THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT. DONALD'S HANDS ARE SO BIG HE CAN'T SEE EVERY TWEET HE

22. DONALD'S HANDS ARE SO BIG HE CAN'T SEE EVERY TWEET HE RETWEETS.

23. CAN'T SEE EVERY TWEET HE RETWEETS. HIS HANDS ARE THIS BIG.

24. RETWEETS. HIS HANDS ARE THIS BIG. THAT'S YOUR ACTUAL ANSWER?

25. HIS HANDS ARE THIS BIG. THAT'S YOUR ACTUAL ANSWER? THAT'S WHAT I'VE PICKED, YES.

26. THAT'S YOUR ACTUAL ANSWER? THAT'S WHAT I'VE PICKED, YES. AND LET'S NOT FORGET HEIDI

27. THAT'S WHAT I'VE PICKED, YES. AND LET'S NOT FORGET HEIDI CRUZ WAS ARRESTED.

28. AND LET'S NOT FORGET HEIDI CRUZ WAS ARRESTED. THAT'S NOT TRUE.

29. CRUZ WAS ARRESTED. THAT'S NOT TRUE. YES, IT IS, DONALD TOLD ME

30. THAT'S NOT TRUE. YES, IT IS, DONALD TOLD ME SHE'S SO FAST, SHE WAS ARRESTED

31. YES, IT IS, DONALD TOLD ME SHE'S SO FAST, SHE WAS ARRESTED FOR HAVING TEN POUNDS OF CRACK.

32. SHE'S SO FAST, SHE WAS ARRESTED FOR HAVING TEN POUNDS OF CRACK. LET'S MOVE ON.

33. FOR HAVING TEN POUNDS OF CRACK. LET'S MOVE ON. WOMEN WHO GET ABORTIONS SHOULD

34. LET'S MOVE ON. WOMEN WHO GET ABORTIONS SHOULD BE "PUNISHED."

35. WOMEN WHO GET ABORTIONS SHOULD BE "PUNISHED." HOW DO YOU DEFEND THAT?

36. BE "PUNISHED." HOW DO YOU DEFEND THAT? OKAY, SO — OKAY, SO NO.

37. HOW DO YOU DEFEND THAT? OKAY, SO — OKAY, SO NO. WHAT THAT IS WAS DONALD — JUST

38. OKAY, SO — OKAY, SO NO. WHAT THAT IS WAS DONALD — JUST JUST MAKING AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE

39. WHAT THAT IS WAS DONALD — JUST JUST MAKING AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE BECAUSE IT WAS APRIL FOOL'S.

40. JUST MAKING AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE BECAUSE IT WAS APRIL FOOL'S. HE SAID THAT ON MARCH 30th.

41. BECAUSE IT WAS APRIL FOOL'S. HE SAID THAT ON MARCH 30th. AND THAT IS WHY IT IS SO

42. HE SAID THAT ON MARCH 30th. AND THAT IS WHY IT IS SO FUNNY.

43. AND THAT IS WHY IT IS SO FUNNY. I MEAN, KATE, OF COURSE DONALD

44. FUNNY. I MEAN, KATE, OF COURSE DONALD LOVES WOMEN.

45. I MEAN, KATE, OF COURSE DONALD LOVES WOMEN. HE IS A FATHER TO A WOMAN.

46. LOVES WOMEN. HE IS A FATHER TO A WOMAN. OKAY, WELL, WE ACTUALLY HAVE

47. HE IS A FATHER TO A WOMAN. OKAY, WELL, WE ACTUALLY HAVE A CLIP OF DONALD TALKING ABOUT

48. OKAY, WELL, WE ACTUALLY HAVE A CLIP OF DONALD TALKING ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER FROM A RALLY THIS

49. A CLIP OF DONALD TALKING ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER FROM A RALLY THIS MORNING.

50. HIS DAUGHTER FROM A RALLY THIS MORNING. LET'S WATCH.

51. MORNING. LET'S WATCH. I JUST HAVE TO SAY, ISN'T MY

52. LET'S WATCH. I JUST HAVE TO SAY, ISN'T MY DAUGHTER IVANKA THE BEST?

53. I JUST HAVE TO SAY, ISN'T MY DAUGHTER IVANKA THE BEST? SHE'S SO SMART, SO TALENTED, AND

54. DAUGHTER IVANKA THE BEST? SHE'S SO SMART, SO TALENTED, AND WHAT A RACK.

55. SHE'S SO SMART, SO TALENTED, AND WHAT A RACK.

56. WHAT A RACK. AND SHE JUST HAD A BABY, CAN

57. AND SHE JUST HAD A BABY, CAN YOU MARTHA RACK NOW?

58. AND SHE JUST HAD A BABY, CAN YOU MARTHA RACK NOW? IT'S JUST TREMENDOUS.

59. YOU MARTHA RACK NOW? IT'S JUST TREMENDOUS. NO.

60. IT'S JUST TREMENDOUS. NO. OKAY, NO.

61. NO. OKAY, NO. SO THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

62. OKAY, NO. SO THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO WORK IT.

63. SO THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO WORK IT. BUT IS IT WORTH IT?

64. YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO WORK IT. BUT IS IT WORTH IT? YOU PUT HIS THING DOWN, FLIPPED

65. BUT IS IT WORTH IT? YOU PUT HIS THING DOWN, FLIPPED IT AND REVERSED IT?

66. YOU PUT HIS THING DOWN, FLIPPED IT AND REVERSED IT? YOU'RE FLIMING —

67. IT AND REVERSED IT? YOU'RE FLIMING — WHAT?

68. YOU'RE FLIMING — WHAT? AT LEAST DONALD IS TALKING

69. WHAT? AT LEAST DONALD IS TALKING ABOUT WOMEN.

70. AT LEAST DONALD IS TALKING ABOUT WOMEN. I MEAN, HE IS CREATING A

71. ABOUT WOMEN. I MEAN, HE IS CREATING A DIALOGUE ABOUT WOMEN?

72. I MEAN, HE IS CREATING A DIALOGUE ABOUT WOMEN? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

73. DIALOGUE ABOUT WOMEN? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. LET'S GO BACK TO THAT RALLY AND

74. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. LET'S GO BACK TO THAT RALLY AND CHECK ON DIALOGUE.

75. LET'S GO BACK TO THAT RALLY AND CHECK ON DIALOGUE. WHEN I SAY WOMEN YOU SAY

76. CHECK ON DIALOGUE. WHEN I SAY WOMEN YOU SAY SUCK.

77. WHEN I SAY WOMEN YOU SAY SUCK. WOMEN.

78. SUCK. WOMEN. SUCK.

79. WOMEN. SUCK. WOMEN.

80. SUCK. WOMEN. SUCK.

81. WOMEN. SUCK. OKAY, WELL, SOME WOMEN DO

82. SUCK. OKAY, WELL, SOME WOMEN DO SUCK.

83. OKAY, WELL, SOME WOMEN DO SUCK. WHAT ABOUT CASEY ANTHONY.

84. SUCK. WHAT ABOUT CASEY ANTHONY. ARE YOU TELLING ME CASEY ANTHONY

85. WHAT ABOUT CASEY ANTHONY. ARE YOU TELLING ME CASEY ANTHONY DOES NOT SUCK?

86. ARE YOU TELLING ME CASEY ANTHONY DOES NOT SUCK? BECAUSE I AM CLOSE FRIENDS WITH

87. DOES NOT SUCK? BECAUSE I AM CLOSE FRIENDS WITH HER, AND SHE IS ALWAYS LATE.

88. BECAUSE I AM CLOSE FRIENDS WITH HER, AND SHE IS ALWAYS LATE. SHE SUCKS.

89. HER, AND SHE IS ALWAYS LATE. SHE SUCKS. OKAY, WELL, SCOTTIE, I DON'T

90. SHE SUCKS. OKAY, WELL, SCOTTIE, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE ABLE

91. OKAY, WELL, SCOTTIE, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO DOE FEND THIS NEXT THING.

92. KNOW HOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO DOE FEND THIS NEXT THING. I'LL BE ABLE TO.

93. TO DOE FEND THIS NEXT THING. I'LL BE ABLE TO. BUT THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF

94. I'LL BE ABLE TO. BUT THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF VIOLENCE AT TRUMP'S RALLIES

95. BUT THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF VIOLENCE AT TRUMP'S RALLIES RECENTLY.

96. VIOLENCE AT TRUMP'S RALLIES RECENTLY. A CAMPAIGN MANAGER WAS ARRESTED

97. RECENTLY. A CAMPAIGN MANAGER WAS ARRESTED FOR ASSAULTING A YOUNG WOMAN.

98. A CAMPAIGN MANAGER WAS ARRESTED FOR ASSAULTING A YOUNG WOMAN. A YOUNG GIRL WAS PEPPER

99. FOR ASSAULTING A YOUNG WOMAN. A YOUNG GIRL WAS PEPPER SPRAYED.

100. A YOUNG GIRL WAS PEPPER SPRAYED. DONALD TRUMP DOES NOT

101. SPRAYED. DONALD TRUMP DOES NOT PERSONALLY CONDONE VIOLENCE.

102. DONALD TRUMP DOES NOT PERSONALLY CONDONE VIOLENCE. REALLY?

103. PERSONALLY CONDONE VIOLENCE. REALLY? LET'S JUST RANDOMLY SEE

104. REALLY? LET'S JUST RANDOMLY SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW AT HIS

105. LET'S JUST RANDOMLY SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW AT HIS RALLY.

106. WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW AT HIS RALLY.

107. RALLY. I'M VOTING FOR YOU.

108. I'M VOTING FOR YOU. OKAY.

109. OKAY. KATE, CLEARLY THAT MAN HAD A BEE

110. OKAY. KATE, CLEARLY THAT MAN HAD A BEE ON HIS FACE, AND DONALD WAS JUST

111. KATE, CLEARLY THAT MAN HAD A BEE ON HIS FACE, AND DONALD WAS JUST TRYING TO PUNCH IT OFF FOR HIM,

112. ON HIS FACE, AND DONALD WAS JUST TRYING TO PUNCH IT OFF FOR HIM, TEN TIMES.

113. TRYING TO PUNCH IT OFF FOR HIM, TEN TIMES. REALLY, SCOTTIE, A BEE?

114. TEN TIMES. REALLY, SCOTTIE, A BEE? NOW WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A BEE?

115. REALLY, SCOTTIE, A BEE? NOW WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A BEE? YEAH, WE SURE ARE.

116. NOW WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A BEE? YEAH, WE SURE ARE. YOU CAN'T BREAK ME, KATE,

117. YEAH, WE SURE ARE. YOU CAN'T BREAK ME, KATE, BECAUSE I'M CRAZY.

118. YOU CAN'T BREAK ME, KATE, BECAUSE I'M CRAZY. AND CRAZY DON'T BREAK.

119. BECAUSE I'M CRAZY. AND CRAZY DON'T BREAK. I KNOW YOU AGREE WITH ME ON

120. AND CRAZY DON'T BREAK. I KNOW YOU AGREE WITH ME ON THREE THINGS WHEN IT COMES TO

121. I KNOW YOU AGREE WITH ME ON THREE THINGS WHEN IT COMES TO TRUMP.

122. THREE THINGS WHEN IT COMES TO TRUMP. ONE, HE IS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS.

123. TRUMP. ONE, HE IS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. NO.

124. ONE, HE IS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. NO. TWO, HE IS BRINGING TRADE

125. NO. TWO, HE IS BRINGING TRADE BACK, SO WE CAN MAKE AMERICAN

126. TWO, HE IS BRINGING TRADE BACK, SO WE CAN MAKE AMERICAN GRAPES AGAIN.

127. BACK, SO WE CAN MAKE AMERICAN GRAPES AGAIN. NO.

128. GRAPES AGAIN. NO. AND THREE, HE IS WAY BETTER

129. NO. AND THREE, HE IS WAY BETTER THAN TED CRUZ.

130. AND THREE, HE IS WAY BETTER THAN TED CRUZ. OKAY, YES, THAT I DO AGREE

131. THAN TED CRUZ. OKAY, YES, THAT I DO AGREE ON.

132. OKAY, YES, THAT I DO AGREE ON. AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S

133. ON. AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S NIGHT!

134. AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S NIGHT!

135. NIGHT!

136. IT'S "SATURDAY

137. NIGHT LIVE." WITH —

138. WITH — VANESSA BAYER, BECK BENNETT,

139. AIDY BRYANT,

140. COLIN JOST,

141. TARAN KILLAM,

142. KATE McKINNON,

143. KYLE MOONEY,

144. BOBBY MOYNIHAN,

145. JAY PHAROAH,

146. CECILY STRONG,

147. KENAN THOMPSON,

148. SASHEER ZAMADA. FEATURING — MICHAEL CHE,

149. FEATURING — MICHAEL CHE, PETE DAVIDSON,

150. MICHAEL CHE, PETE DAVIDSON, LESLIE JONES,

151. JOHN RUDNITSKY, MUSICAL GUEST, GWEN STEFANI, AND YOUR HOST, PETER DINKLAGE.

152. AND YOUR HOST, PETER DINKLAGE. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

153. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PETER DINKLAGE.

154. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

155. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

156. THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I'M PETER DINKLAGE.

157. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I'M PETER DINKLAGE. AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM,

158. I'M PETER DINKLAGE. AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM, THEN CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE NOT

159. AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM, THEN CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE NOT A NERD.

160. THEN CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE NOT A NERD.

161. A NERD. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO WATCH

162. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO WATCH "GAME OF THRONES" LET'S JUST GET

163. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO WATCH "GAME OF THRONES" LET'S JUST GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY, I HAVE NO

164. "GAME OF THRONES" LET'S JUST GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY, I HAVE NO IDEA IF JON SNOW IS REALLY DEAD.

165. THIS OUT OF THE WAY, I HAVE NO IDEA IF JON SNOW IS REALLY DEAD. I EVEN HAVE THE SCRIPTS, BUT IF

166. IDEA IF JON SNOW IS REALLY DEAD. I EVEN HAVE THE SCRIPTS, BUT IF I'M NOT IN THE SCENE, PETEY NO

167. I EVEN HAVE THE SCRIPTS, BUT IF I'M NOT IN THE SCENE, PETEY NO READEE.

168. I'M NOT IN THE SCENE, PETEY NO READEE.

169. READEE. "GAME OF THRONES" IS, OF COURSE,

170. "GAME OF THRONES" IS, OF COURSE, BASED ON THE INCREDIBLE BOOKS OF

171. "GAME OF THRONES" IS, OF COURSE, BASED ON THE INCREDIBLE BOOKS OF GEORGE R.R. MARTIN WHO'S HERE IN

172. BASED ON THE INCREDIBLE BOOKS OF GEORGE R.R. MARTIN WHO'S HERE IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT.

173. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN WHO'S HERE IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT.

174. THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT. BUT WAIT A MINUTE.

175. BUT WAIT A MINUTE. GEORGE WAS ACTUALLY NICE

176. BUT WAIT A MINUTE. GEORGE WAS ACTUALLY NICE ENOUGH TO WRITE THIS MONOLOGUE

177. GEORGE WAS ACTUALLY NICE ENOUGH TO WRITE THIS MONOLOGUE FOR ME, EVEN THOUGH HE'S STILL

178. ENOUGH TO WRITE THIS MONOLOGUE FOR ME, EVEN THOUGH HE'S STILL BUSY TRYING TO FINISH HIS NEXT

179. FOR ME, EVEN THOUGH HE'S STILL BUSY TRYING TO FINISH HIS NEXT BOOK.

180. BUSY TRYING TO FINISH HIS NEXT BOOK. IT'S TAKEN A WHILE, BUT FANS

181. BOOK. IT'S TAKEN A WHILE, BUT FANS HAVE BEEN PRETTY COOL ABOUT IT.

182. IT'S TAKEN A WHILE, BUT FANS HAVE BEEN PRETTY COOL ABOUT IT. LAZY.

183. HAVE BEEN PRETTY COOL ABOUT IT. LAZY. NOW DO MY JOKE.

184. LAZY. NOW DO MY JOKE. SURE, GEORGE.

185. NOW DO MY JOKE. SURE, GEORGE. HOW MANY LANISTERS DOES IT

186. SURE, GEORGE. HOW MANY LANISTERS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?

187. HOW MANY LANISTERS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB? NONE, BECAUSE THEY ONLY SCREW IN

188. TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB? NONE, BECAUSE THEY ONLY SCREW IN THEIR PARENTS BEDS.

189. NONE, BECAUSE THEY ONLY SCREW IN THEIR PARENTS BEDS. NOW, CUE THE GIRL.

190. THEIR PARENTS BEDS. NOW, CUE THE GIRL. KATE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

191. NOW, CUE THE GIRL. KATE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

192. KATE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? OKAY, THE CARD SAYS, I AM

193. HERE? OKAY, THE CARD SAYS, I AM HERE TO TAKE MY TOP OFF.

194. OKAY, THE CARD SAYS, I AM HERE TO TAKE MY TOP OFF. NO, NO, I TOLD YOU GEORGE WE

195. HERE TO TAKE MY TOP OFF. NO, NO, I TOLD YOU GEORGE WE DON'T DO THAT HERE.

196. NO, NO, I TOLD YOU GEORGE WE DON'T DO THAT HERE. HEY, I'LL DO IT.

197. DON'T DO THAT HERE. HEY, I'LL DO IT. NO.

198. HEY, I'LL DO IT. NO. HEY, SCREEN TIME IS SCREEN

199. NO. HEY, SCREEN TIME IS SCREEN TIME, RIGHT?

200. HEY, SCREEN TIME IS SCREEN TIME, RIGHT? THANK YOU, GEORGE, ANY OTHER

201. TIME, RIGHT? THANK YOU, GEORGE, ANY OTHER IDEAS?

202. THANK YOU, GEORGE, ANY OTHER IDEAS? I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE CUTAWAY

203. IDEAS? I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE CUTAWAY TO ANOTHER SCENE IN A DIFFERENT

204. I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE CUTAWAY TO ANOTHER SCENE IN A DIFFERENT PART OF THE KINGDOM?

205. PART OF THE KINGDOM? I PUT SOME CHEESE UP ON MY

206. I PUT SOME CHEESE UP ON MY CHIPS WHEN I DIP YOU DIP WE DIP.

207. CHIPS WHEN I DIP YOU DIP WE DIP. ♪ WHEN YOU DIP I DIP

208. WE DIP ♪ OKAY, THAT WAS JUST WEIRD.

209. OKAY, THAT WAS JUST WEIRD. GEORGE, ANY IDEAS?

210. OKAY, THAT WAS JUST WEIRD. GEORGE, ANY IDEAS? CUE THE DRAGON.

211. GEORGE, ANY IDEAS? CUE THE DRAGON. DRAGON?

212. CUE THE DRAGON. DRAGON? DRAGON!

213. DRAGON? DRAGON! GWEN STEFANI IS HERE.

214. DRAGON! GWEN STEFANI IS HERE. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, STICK

215. GWEN STEFANI IS HERE. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

216. > DEEP IN THE HUNDRED ACRE WOOD, AN ORDINARY BEAR WAS ABOUT TO HAVE AN EXTRAORDINARY

217. WOOD, AN ORDINARY BEAR WAS ABOUT TO HAVE AN EXTRAORDINARY SURPRISE.

218. SURPRISE. SURPRISE!

219. SURPRISE! OH MY! WHO IS THE SURPRISE FOR?

220. OH MY! WHO IS THE SURPRISE FOR? WELL IT'S FOR YOU, SILLY OLD

221. WHO IS THE SURPRISE FOR? WELL IT'S FOR YOU, SILLY OLD BEAR.

222. WELL IT'S FOR YOU, SILLY OLD BEAR. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.

223. BEAR. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. OH, BOTHER.

224. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. OH, BOTHER. I DO FORGET BIRTHDAYS,

225. OH, BOTHER. I DO FORGET BIRTHDAYS, ESPECIALLY MY OWN.

226. I DO FORGET BIRTHDAYS, ESPECIALLY MY OWN. WELL, WE REMEMBERED, POOH.

227. ESPECIALLY MY OWN. WELL, WE REMEMBERED, POOH. BIRTHDAYS, I LOVE BIRTHDAYS.

228. WELL, WE REMEMBERED, POOH. BIRTHDAYS, I LOVE BIRTHDAYS.

229. BIRTHDAYS, I LOVE BIRTHDAYS. MIGHT AS WELL OPEN YOUR

230. MIGHT AS WELL OPEN YOUR PRESENTS.

231. MIGHT AS WELL OPEN YOUR PRESENTS. MINE'S A STICK.

232. PRESENTS. MINE'S A STICK.

233. MINE'S A STICK. OH, WELL I LOVE SURPRISES.

234. OH, WELL I LOVE SURPRISES. ESPECIALLY WHEN I KNOW THE

235. OH, WELL I LOVE SURPRISES. ESPECIALLY WHEN I KNOW THE SURPRISE IS HONEY.

236. SURPRISE IS HONEY.

237. WHAT'S THIS? I DON'T KNOW POOH.

238. WHAT'S THIS? I DON'T KNOW POOH. I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE

239. I DON'T KNOW POOH. I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.

240. I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. THEY'RE PANTS.

241. IT. THEY'RE PANTS.

242. THEY'RE PANTS. THEY'RE PANTS, MAN.

243. THEY'RE PANTS, MAN. OH, WHO'S OUR GUEST POOH?

244. THEY'RE PANTS, MAN. OH, WHO'S OUR GUEST POOH? MY NAME IS DENNY DEREAL.

245. OH, WHO'S OUR GUEST POOH? MY NAME IS DENNY DEREAL. YEAH, SO WHAT DO Y'ALL AROUND

246. MY NAME IS DENNY DEREAL. YEAH, SO WHAT DO Y'ALL AROUND HERE?

247. YEAH, SO WHAT DO Y'ALL AROUND HERE? WHAT YOU ALL DO, EATEN HONEY

248. HERE? WHAT YOU ALL DO, EATEN HONEY SANDWICHES?

249. WHAT YOU ALL DO, EATEN HONEY SANDWICHES?

250. SANDWICHES? DENNY DEREAL WAS POOH'S

251. DENNY DEREAL WAS POOH'S COUSIN FROM FAR AWAY.

252. DENNY DEREAL WAS POOH'S COUSIN FROM FAR AWAY. AND HE ONLY CAME TO POOH CORNER

253. COUSIN FROM FAR AWAY. AND HE ONLY CAME TO POOH CORNER ON VERY SPECIAL OCCASIONS.

254. ON VERY SPECIAL OCCASIONS. THANK YOU FOR THE GIFT DENNY.

255. THANK YOU FOR THE GIFT DENNY. BUT I SIMPLY DON'T WEAR PANTS. WELL THAT'S WEIRD POOH.

256. BUT I SIMPLY DON'T WEAR PANTS. WELL THAT'S WEIRD POOH. SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA WEAR

257. WELL THAT'S WEIRD POOH. SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA WEAR T-SHIRT, LOOKING LIKE A BLACK

258. SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA WEAR T-SHIRT, LOOKING LIKE A BLACK GUY IN A PORNO TRYING TO COVER

259. T-SHIRT, LOOKING LIKE A BLACK GUY IN A PORNO TRYING TO COVER UP HIS GUT?

260. GUY IN A PORNO TRYING TO COVER UP HIS GUT? WELL, MY FRIENDS SEEM TO LIKE

261. UP HIS GUT? WELL, MY FRIENDS SEEM TO LIKE ME JUST THE WAY I AM.

262. WELL, MY FRIENDS SEEM TO LIKE ME JUST THE WAY I AM. COME ON, WE'RE BEARS, WE'RE

263. ME JUST THE WAY I AM. COME ON, WE'RE BEARS, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE EATING ANIMALS.

264. COME ON, WE'RE BEARS, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE EATING ANIMALS. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, WE'RE

265. SUPPOSED TO BE EATING ANIMALS. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING FUN.

266. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING FUN. WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, YOU

267. SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING FUN. WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, YOU GUYS SIT AROUND ALL DAY AND TWO

268. WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, YOU GUYS SIT AROUND ALL DAY AND TWO NOTHING, THAT'S SLOTH.

269. GUYS SIT AROUND ALL DAY AND TWO NOTHING, THAT'S SLOTH. WE ARE CHRISTIANS.

270. NOTHING, THAT'S SLOTH. WE ARE CHRISTIANS. YOUR COUSIN WAS JUST IN THE

271. WE ARE CHRISTIANS. YOUR COUSIN WAS JUST IN THE MOVIE, THE REVENANT.

272. YOUR COUSIN WAS JUST IN THE MOVIE, THE REVENANT. YOU KNOW, WITH LEONARDO

273. MOVIE, THE REVENANT. YOU KNOW, WITH LEONARDO DiCAPRIO?

274. YOU KNOW, WITH LEONARDO DiCAPRIO? WHAT YOU ALL DOING AROUND HERE?

275. DiCAPRIO? WHAT YOU ALL DOING AROUND HERE? NOTHING.

276. WHAT YOU ALL DOING AROUND HERE? NOTHING. FRANKLY, FLOG IS MY FAVORITE

277. NOTHING. FRANKLY, FLOG IS MY FAVORITE THING TO DO.

278. FRANKLY, FLOG IS MY FAVORITE THING TO DO. I HAPPEN TO LIKE BEING SOFT AND

279. THING TO DO. I HAPPEN TO LIKE BEING SOFT AND FLUFFY.

280. I HAPPEN TO LIKE BEING SOFT AND FLUFFY. WHAT DO YOU EAT, POOH, HONEY.

281. FLUFFY. WHAT DO YOU EAT, POOH, HONEY. YOU CAN'T KEEP EATING SWEETS.

282. WHAT DO YOU EAT, POOH, HONEY. YOU CAN'T KEEP EATING SWEETS. YOU KNOW UNCLE GRIER HAS THAT

283. YOU CAN'T KEEP EATING SWEETS. YOU KNOW UNCLE GRIER HAS THAT SUGAR.

284. YOU KNOW UNCLE GRIER HAS THAT SUGAR. THAT TOOK HIS FOOT, MAN.

285. SUGAR. THAT TOOK HIS FOOT, MAN. THAT'S SOMETHING THAT RUN IN OUR

286. THAT TOOK HIS FOOT, MAN. THAT'S SOMETHING THAT RUN IN OUR FAMILY, I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU,

287. THAT'S SOMETHING THAT RUN IN OUR FAMILY, I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU, MAN.

288. FAMILY, I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU, MAN. I THINK POOH LOOKS VERY

289. MAN. I THINK POOH LOOKS VERY HANDSOME.

290. I THINK POOH LOOKS VERY HANDSOME. YOU DO?

291. HANDSOME. YOU DO? AND WHAT ARE YOU WEARING, SOME

292. YOU DO? AND WHAT ARE YOU WEARING, SOME KIND OF OLD BATHING SUIT?

293. AND WHAT ARE YOU WEARING, SOME KIND OF OLD BATHING SUIT? I MEAN YOU LOOK LIKE A FRUIT

294. KIND OF OLD BATHING SUIT? I MEAN YOU LOOK LIKE A FRUIT BAT, THAT'S WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.

295. I MEAN YOU LOOK LIKE A FRUIT BAT, THAT'S WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. ALL OF YOU ARE RAGGEDLY.

296. BAT, THAT'S WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. ALL OF YOU ARE RAGGEDLY. LOOK AT THIS DONKEY OVER HERE,

297. ALL OF YOU ARE RAGGEDLY. LOOK AT THIS DONKEY OVER HERE, HIS TAIL IS PINNED, NOT EVEN

298. LOOK AT THIS DONKEY OVER HERE, HIS TAIL IS PINNED, NOT EVEN ATTACHED TO HIS OWN ASS.

299. HIS TAIL IS PINNED, NOT EVEN ATTACHED TO HIS OWN ASS. THANKS FOR NOTICING ME.

300. ATTACHED TO HIS OWN ASS. THANKS FOR NOTICING ME. MAN, YOU NEED SOME ZOLOFT,

301. THANKS FOR NOTICING ME. MAN, YOU NEED SOME ZOLOFT, MAN.

302. MAN, YOU NEED SOME ZOLOFT, MAN. CHRISTOPHER ROBIN, HE WALK

303. MAN. CHRISTOPHER ROBIN, HE WALK AROUND ALL DAY IN KNEE HIGH

304. CHRISTOPHER ROBIN, HE WALK AROUND ALL DAY IN KNEE HIGH SOCKS AND DAISY DUKES.

305. AROUND ALL DAY IN KNEE HIGH SOCKS AND DAISY DUKES. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, WE'LL DO

306. SOCKS AND DAISY DUKES. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, WE'LL DO JUST FINE HERE IN POOH CORNER.

307. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, WE'LL DO JUST FINE HERE IN POOH CORNER. PERHAPS IT'S BEST IF YOU LET

308. JUST FINE HERE IN POOH CORNER. PERHAPS IT'S BEST IF YOU LET US BE?

309. PERHAPS IT'S BEST IF YOU LET US BE? I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU, MAN.

310. US BE? I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU, MAN. BIG MAMA HAS BEEN ASKING ABOUT

311. I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU, MAN. BIG MAMA HAS BEEN ASKING ABOUT YOU.

312. BIG MAMA HAS BEEN ASKING ABOUT YOU. HOW IS SHE THESE DAYS?

313. YOU. HOW IS SHE THESE DAYS? SHE GOOD, SHE STILL LIVING UP

314. HOW IS SHE THESE DAYS? SHE GOOD, SHE STILL LIVING UP AT YOSEMITE, YOU KNOW.

315. SHE GOOD, SHE STILL LIVING UP AT YOSEMITE, YOU KNOW. SHE ALL RIGHT, SHE ALL RIGHT.

316. AT YOSEMITE, YOU KNOW. SHE ALL RIGHT, SHE ALL RIGHT. LOOK, POOH, I CAME HERE FOR MORE

317. SHE ALL RIGHT, SHE ALL RIGHT. LOOK, POOH, I CAME HERE FOR MORE THAN JUST TO GIVE YOU PANTS.

318. LOOK, POOH, I CAME HERE FOR MORE THAN JUST TO GIVE YOU PANTS. I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL EVERYBODY

319. THAN JUST TO GIVE YOU PANTS. I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL EVERYBODY THIS, BUT THEY JUST MADE YOUR

320. I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL EVERYBODY THIS, BUT THEY JUST MADE YOUR BOY THE NEW CHARMIN BEAR.

321. THIS, BUT THEY JUST MADE YOUR BOY THE NEW CHARMIN BEAR. I'M FINALLY GETTING OUT THE

322. BOY THE NEW CHARMIN BEAR. I'M FINALLY GETTING OUT THE HUNDRED ACRE, AND I WANT YOU TO

323. I'M FINALLY GETTING OUT THE HUNDRED ACRE, AND I WANT YOU TO COME WITH ME.

324. HUNDRED ACRE, AND I WANT YOU TO COME WITH ME. ME, LEAVE THE HUNDRED ACRE

325. COME WITH ME. ME, LEAVE THE HUNDRED ACRE WOODS?

326. ME, LEAVE THE HUNDRED ACRE WOODS? I'M GOING TO HAVE MAD MONEY,

327. WOODS? I'M GOING TO HAVE MAD MONEY, POOH, YOU CAN BE PART OF MY

328. I'M GOING TO HAVE MAD MONEY, POOH, YOU CAN BE PART OF MY CREW, MAN.

329. POOH, YOU CAN BE PART OF MY CREW, MAN. I'M TALKING HONEY COMBS,

330. CREW, MAN. I'M TALKING HONEY COMBS, BERRIES, HOES.

331. I'M TALKING HONEY COMBS, BERRIES, HOES. ALL THAT, YOU WITH ME.

332. BERRIES, HOES. ALL THAT, YOU WITH ME. I'M SORRY, BUT THIS IS MY

333. ALL THAT, YOU WITH ME. I'M SORRY, BUT THIS IS MY HOME.

334. I'M SORRY, BUT THIS IS MY HOME. AND IF I LEFT, IT WOULDN'T BE

335. HOME. AND IF I LEFT, IT WOULDN'T BE HOME ANY MORE.

336. AND IF I LEFT, IT WOULDN'T BE HOME ANY MORE. HOW WONDERFUL, POOH IS

337. HOME ANY MORE. HOW WONDERFUL, POOH IS STAYING, NOW, ON WITH THE PARTY.

338. HOW WONDERFUL, POOH IS STAYING, NOW, ON WITH THE PARTY. YAY!

339. STAYING, NOW, ON WITH THE PARTY. YAY! OKAY, POOH.

340. YAY! OKAY, POOH. YOU DO YOU LITTLE POOH, BUT

341. OKAY, POOH. YOU DO YOU LITTLE POOH, BUT LISTEN, I HAVE TO SAY,

342. YOU DO YOU LITTLE POOH, BUT LISTEN, I HAVE TO SAY, EVERYTHING AROUND UP IN HERE

343. LISTEN, I HAVE TO SAY, EVERYTHING AROUND UP IN HERE WEIRD, ESPECIALLY YOU

344. EVERYTHING AROUND UP IN HERE WEIRD, ESPECIALLY YOU CHRISTOPHER ROBIN.

345. WEIRD, ESPECIALLY YOU CHRISTOPHER ROBIN. AND SO DENNY THE REAL LEFT

346. CHRISTOPHER ROBIN. AND SO DENNY THE REAL LEFT THE HUNDRED ACRE WOODS AND

347. AND SO DENNY THE REAL LEFT THE HUNDRED ACRE WOODS AND BECAME VERY RICH INDEED, HE

348. THE HUNDRED ACRE WOODS AND BECAME VERY RICH INDEED, HE WOULD ALWAYS REMEMBER HIS FRIEND

349. BECAME VERY RICH INDEED, HE WOULD ALWAYS REMEMBER HIS FRIEND POOH WHO LOVED HONEY AS MUCH AS

350. WOULD ALWAYS REMEMBER HIS FRIEND POOH WHO LOVED HONEY AS MUCH AS HE HATED PANTS.

351. POOH WHO LOVED HONEY AS MUCH AS HE HATED PANTS.

352. HE HATED PANTS. > FROM THE CREATORS OF NAKED

353. > FROM THE CREATORS OF NAKED AND AFRAID.

354. > FROM THE CREATORS OF NAKED AND AFRAID. IT'S NAKED AND AFRAID CELEBRITY

355. AND AFRAID. IT'S NAKED AND AFRAID CELEBRITY EDITION.

356. IT'S NAKED AND AFRAID CELEBRITY EDITION. THE SHOW WHERE TWO CELEBRITIES

357. EDITION. THE SHOW WHERE TWO CELEBRITIES USE THEIR SKILLS TO SURVIVE

358. THE SHOW WHERE TWO CELEBRITIES USE THEIR SKILLS TO SURVIVE NAKED IN THE WILD FOR 21 DAYS.

359. USE THEIR SKILLS TO SURVIVE NAKED IN THE WILD FOR 21 DAYS. I THINK I AGREED TO DO THE

360. NAKED IN THE WILD FOR 21 DAYS. I THINK I AGREED TO DO THE SHOW BECAUSE I LIKE TO TEST MY

361. I THINK I AGREED TO DO THE SHOW BECAUSE I LIKE TO TEST MY LIMITS, CHALLENGE MYSELF.

362. SHOW BECAUSE I LIKE TO TEST MY LIMITS, CHALLENGE MYSELF. I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS, WHEN

363. LIMITS, CHALLENGE MYSELF. I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS, WHEN ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET NAKED?

364. I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS, WHEN ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET NAKED?

365. ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET NAKED? OH, THERE'S A CAR, IT MUST BE

366. OH, THERE'S A CAR, IT MUST BE MY PARTNER.

367. OH, THERE'S A CAR, IT MUST BE MY PARTNER. WHOO!

368. MY PARTNER. WHOO!

369. WHOO! THE COOL BREEZE FEELS GOOD ON

370. THE COOL BREEZE FEELS GOOD ON MY ASS, MAN.

371. THE COOL BREEZE FEELS GOOD ON MY ASS, MAN.

372. MY ASS, MAN. WHEN MY AGENT ASKED ME IF I

373. WHEN MY AGENT ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO APPEAR ON THE SHOW

374. WHEN MY AGENT ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO APPEAR ON THE SHOW NAKED.

375. WANTED TO APPEAR ON THE SHOW NAKED. I WAS LIKE YEAH.

376. NAKED. I WAS LIKE YEAH. BUT THEN HE WAS LIKE, HEY, THE

377. I WAS LIKE YEAH. BUT THEN HE WAS LIKE, HEY, THE FULL TITLE IS "NAKED AND

378. BUT THEN HE WAS LIKE, HEY, THE FULL TITLE IS "NAKED AND AFRAID."

379. FULL TITLE IS "NAKED AND AFRAID." I'M LIKE, WHAT AM I AFRAID OF,

380. AFRAID." I'M LIKE, WHAT AM I AFRAID OF, I'M LESLIE JONES.

381. I'M LIKE, WHAT AM I AFRAID OF, I'M LESLIE JONES.

382. I'M LESLIE JONES. WHOO!

383. WHOO! PETER DINKLAGE ARE YOU KIDDING

384. WHOO! PETER DINKLAGE ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?

385. PETER DINKLAGE ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? I'M SUCH A BIG FAN, MAN.

386. ME RIGHT NOW? I'M SUCH A BIG FAN, MAN. THIS IS GOING TO BE SO DOPE.

387. I'M SUCH A BIG FAN, MAN. THIS IS GOING TO BE SO DOPE. HEY, LET ME JUST START OFF BY

388. THIS IS GOING TO BE SO DOPE. HEY, LET ME JUST START OFF BY SAYING, YOU ARE PACKIN'.

389. HEY, LET ME JUST START OFF BY SAYING, YOU ARE PACKIN'.

390. SAYING, YOU ARE PACKIN'. BEFORE THE CHALLENGE, A TEAM

391. BEFORE THE CHALLENGE, A TEAM OF EXPERTS GAVE PETER AN INITIAL

392. BEFORE THE CHALLENGE, A TEAM OF EXPERTS GAVE PETER AN INITIAL PRIMITIVE SURVIVAL RATING OF

393. OF EXPERTS GAVE PETER AN INITIAL PRIMITIVE SURVIVAL RATING OF 4.1 FOR BEING AN AVID HIKER AND

394. PRIMITIVE SURVIVAL RATING OF 4.1 FOR BEING AN AVID HIKER AND COMPLETING COMBAT TRAINING FOR

395. 4.1 FOR BEING AN AVID HIKER AND COMPLETING COMBAT TRAINING FOR "GAME OF THRONES."

396. COMPLETING COMBAT TRAINING FOR "GAME OF THRONES." AND LESLIE WAS GIVEN AN INITIAL

397. "GAME OF THRONES." AND LESLIE WAS GIVEN AN INITIAL PSR OF 5.7 FOR SURVIVING

398. AND LESLIE WAS GIVEN AN INITIAL PSR OF 5.7 FOR SURVIVING COMPTON.

399. PSR OF 5.7 FOR SURVIVING COMPTON.

400. COMPTON. FOR THE 21 DAY CHALLENGE,

401. FOR THE 21 DAY CHALLENGE, PETER AND LESLIE WERE EACH

402. FOR THE 21 DAY CHALLENGE, PETER AND LESLIE WERE EACH ALLOWED TO BRING ONE SURVIVAL

403. PETER AND LESLIE WERE EACH ALLOWED TO BRING ONE SURVIVAL ITEM.

404. ALLOWED TO BRING ONE SURVIVAL ITEM. MAN, TELL ME YOU BROUGHT

405. ITEM. MAN, TELL ME YOU BROUGHT SOMETHING GOOD.

406. MAN, TELL ME YOU BROUGHT SOMETHING GOOD. YEAH, I BROUGHT A FIRE

407. SOMETHING GOOD. YEAH, I BROUGHT A FIRE STARTER KIT, YOU KNOW.

408. YEAH, I BROUGHT A FIRE STARTER KIT, YOU KNOW. NICE, BUT I GOT YOU BEAT.

409. STARTER KIT, YOU KNOW. NICE, BUT I GOT YOU BEAT. FRANK'S RED-HOT.

410. NICE, BUT I GOT YOU BEAT. FRANK'S RED-HOT. WHY DID YOU BRING HOT SAUCE?

411. FRANK'S RED-HOT. WHY DID YOU BRING HOT SAUCE? WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING

412. WHY DID YOU BRING HOT SAUCE? WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING SOMETHING TO SURVIVE WITH?

413. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING SOMETHING TO SURVIVE WITH? HEY, THIS IS A SURVIVAL ITEM,

414. SOMETHING TO SURVIVE WITH? HEY, THIS IS A SURVIVAL ITEM, OKAY?

415. HEY, THIS IS A SURVIVAL ITEM, OKAY? I PUT THIS ON

416. OKAY? I PUT THIS ON EVERYTHING.

417. I PUT THIS ON EVERYTHING. DON'T START WITH ME ON DAY ONE,

418. EVERYTHING. DON'T START WITH ME ON DAY ONE, TYRION.

419. DON'T START WITH ME ON DAY ONE, TYRION. SHE KNOWS MY NAME ISN'T

420. TYRION. SHE KNOWS MY NAME ISN'T TYRION.

421. SHE KNOWS MY NAME ISN'T TYRION. I TOLD HER SEVERAL TIMES TO CALL

422. TYRION. I TOLD HER SEVERAL TIMES TO CALL ME PETER.

423. I TOLD HER SEVERAL TIMES TO CALL ME PETER. PETER IS A WHINY BITCH.

424. ME PETER. PETER IS A WHINY BITCH.

425. PETER IS A WHINY BITCH. OKAY?

426. OKAY? DID YOU KNOW HE'S A VEGETARIAN?

427. OKAY? DID YOU KNOW HE'S A VEGETARIAN? ALL WE'VE BEEN EATING IS LEAVES.

428. DID YOU KNOW HE'S A VEGETARIAN? ALL WE'VE BEEN EATING IS LEAVES. AND NOT ONCE, NOT ONCE DID HE

429. ALL WE'VE BEEN EATING IS LEAVES. AND NOT ONCE, NOT ONCE DID HE COMPLIMENT MY BODY.

430. AND NOT ONCE, NOT ONCE DID HE COMPLIMENT MY BODY. IT'S LIKE, YOU DON'T WANT THIS?

431. COMPLIMENT MY BODY. IT'S LIKE, YOU DON'T WANT THIS? DUMB.

432. IT'S LIKE, YOU DON'T WANT THIS? DUMB.

433. DUMB. WITH NIGHTTIME APPROACHING,

434. WITH NIGHTTIME APPROACHING, PETER AND LESLIE MUST BUILD A

435. WITH NIGHTTIME APPROACHING, PETER AND LESLIE MUST BUILD A SHELTER TO PROTECT THEMSELVES

436. PETER AND LESLIE MUST BUILD A SHELTER TO PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM THE ELEMENTS.

437. SHELTER TO PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM THE ELEMENTS. THE TAKING YOU SO

438. FROM THE ELEMENTS. THE TAKING YOU SO LONG?

439. THE TAKING YOU SO LONG? I'M BUILDING US A PLACE TO

440. LONG? I'M BUILDING US A PLACE TO SLEEP, LESLIE.

441. I'M BUILDING US A PLACE TO SLEEP, LESLIE. OH, WELL, MAKE SURE YOU BUILD

442. SLEEP, LESLIE. OH, WELL, MAKE SURE YOU BUILD US A BIG OLD BED TOO.

443. OH, WELL, MAKE SURE YOU BUILD US A BIG OLD BED TOO.

444. US A BIG OLD BED TOO. SHE'S A REAL HORN DOG.

445. SHE'S A REAL HORN DOG. SERIOUS.

446. SHE'S A REAL HORN DOG. SERIOUS. HOW IS THERE NOT AN OPEN SEXUAL

447. SERIOUS. HOW IS THERE NOT AN OPEN SEXUAL HARASSMENT CASE AGAINST HER?

448. HOW IS THERE NOT AN OPEN SEXUAL HARASSMENT CASE AGAINST HER? LESLIE, I CAN'T BREATH.

449. HARASSMENT CASE AGAINST HER? LESLIE, I CAN'T BREATH. YOU'RE CRUSHING ME.

450. LESLIE, I CAN'T BREATH. YOU'RE CRUSHING ME. I'M NOT CRUSHING YOU.

451. YOU'RE CRUSHING ME. I'M NOT CRUSHING YOU. I'M SAVING YOUR LIFE.

452. I'M NOT CRUSHING YOU. I'M SAVING YOUR LIFE. THIS IS BODY WARMTH.

453. I'M SAVING YOUR LIFE. THIS IS BODY WARMTH. WHY IS YOUR HAND DOWN THERE?

454. THIS IS BODY WARMTH. WHY IS YOUR HAND DOWN THERE? THAT'S WHERE THE WARMEST PART

455. WHY IS YOUR HAND DOWN THERE? THAT'S WHERE THE WARMEST PART IS.

456. THAT'S WHERE THE WARMEST PART IS.

457. IS. GO TO SLEEP, TYRION.

458. GO TO SLEEP, TYRION. AFTER 12 DAYS OF EATING ONLY

459. GO TO SLEEP, TYRION. AFTER 12 DAYS OF EATING ONLY LEAVES, TENSIONS RISE.

460. AFTER 12 DAYS OF EATING ONLY LEAVES, TENSIONS RISE. THE WOMAN'S COMPLETELY

461. LEAVES, TENSIONS RISE. THE WOMAN'S COMPLETELY INSANE.

462. THE WOMAN'S COMPLETELY INSANE. TYRION, SAVE ME!

463. INSANE. TYRION, SAVE ME! ALL SHE DOES IS TALK ABOUT

464. TYRION, SAVE ME! ALL SHE DOES IS TALK ABOUT KEEPING IT REAL.

465. ALL SHE DOES IS TALK ABOUT KEEPING IT REAL. I KEEP IT REAL, YO.

466. KEEPING IT REAL. I KEEP IT REAL, YO. YOU KEEP IT LOUD.

467. I KEEP IT REAL, YO. YOU KEEP IT LOUD. THAT'S RIGHT, BECAUSE IT'S

468. YOU KEEP IT LOUD. THAT'S RIGHT, BECAUSE IT'S REAL.

469. THAT'S RIGHT, BECAUSE IT'S REAL. AFTER SURVIVING 21 DAYS IN

470. REAL. AFTER SURVIVING 21 DAYS IN THE WILD.

471. AFTER SURVIVING 21 DAYS IN THE WILD. PETER AND LESLIE FINALLY MADE IT

472. THE WILD. PETER AND LESLIE FINALLY MADE IT TO THE EXTRACTION POINT.

473. PETER AND LESLIE FINALLY MADE IT TO THE EXTRACTION POINT. LESLIE'S PSR LOWERED BY TWO FULL

474. TO THE EXTRACTION POINT. LESLIE'S PSR LOWERED BY TWO FULL POINTS FOR BREAKING THE SHOWS NO

475. LESLIE'S PSR LOWERED BY TWO FULL POINTS FOR BREAKING THE SHOWS NO DRUG POLICY.

476. POINTS FOR BREAKING THE SHOWS NO DRUG POLICY. AND HER SEVERAL ATTEMPTS TO EAT

477. DRUG POLICY. AND HER SEVERAL ATTEMPTS TO EAT HER PARTNER.

478. AND HER SEVERAL ATTEMPTS TO EAT HER PARTNER.

479. HER PARTNER. COME BACK YOU TASTY MORSEL!

480. COME BACK YOU TASTY MORSEL! HOWEVER, PETERS PSR LEVEL

481. COME BACK YOU TASTY MORSEL! HOWEVER, PETERS PSR LEVEL ROSE THREE POINTS AFTER SURVING

482. HOWEVER, PETERS PSR LEVEL ROSE THREE POINTS AFTER SURVING 21 DAYS WITH LESLIE.

483. ROSE THREE POINTS AFTER SURVING 21 DAYS WITH LESLIE. A FEAT NO MAN HAS EVER ACHIEVED.

484. 21 DAYS WITH LESLIE. A FEAT NO MAN HAS EVER ACHIEVED. GIVE ME THEM STICKS.

485. A FEAT NO MAN HAS EVER ACHIEVED. GIVE ME THEM STICKS. WELL, WE SURVIVED.

486. GIVE ME THEM STICKS. WELL, WE SURVIVED. WE MADE IT TOGETHER, YOU

487. WELL, WE SURVIVED. WE MADE IT TOGETHER, YOU KNOW?

488. WE MADE IT TOGETHER, YOU KNOW? I THINK I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO

489. KNOW? I THINK I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO MISS YOU.

490. I THINK I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO MISS YOU. COME HERE, MAN, GIVE ME A

491. MISS YOU. COME HERE, MAN, GIVE ME A HUG.

492. COME HERE, MAN, GIVE ME A HUG. I LOVE YOU, TYREE.

493. HUG. I LOVE YOU, TYREE. PETER.

494. I LOVE YOU, TYREE. PETER. WHATEVER MAN.

495. PETER. WHATEVER MAN.

496. > HEY, LOOK WHO I FOUND, BOSS. YOU TWO BOYS ARE HARD TO TRACK DOWN.

497. YOU TWO BOYS ARE HARD TO TRACK DOWN. ALMOST AS IF YOU WERE AVOIDING

498. TRACK DOWN. ALMOST AS IF YOU WERE AVOIDING ME.

499. ALMOST AS IF YOU WERE AVOIDING ME. NOW WHY WOULD THAT BE?

500. ME. NOW WHY WOULD THAT BE? WE'RE GOING TO GET YOU 20

501. NOW WHY WOULD THAT BE? WE'RE GOING TO GET YOU 20 GRAND BACK, GIANNI, OKAY?

502. WE'RE GOING TO GET YOU 20 GRAND BACK, GIANNI, OKAY? WE JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE TIME.

503. GRAND BACK, GIANNI, OKAY? WE JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE TIME. THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID A MONTH

504. WE JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE TIME. THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID A MONTH AGO, I'M TIRED OF BEING JERKED

505. THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID A MONTH AGO, I'M TIRED OF BEING JERKED AROUND BY YOU TWO.

506. AGO, I'M TIRED OF BEING JERKED AROUND BY YOU TWO. YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK BAD.

507. AROUND BY YOU TWO. YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK BAD. OKAY, LOOK, WE'LL HAVE IT BY

508. YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK BAD. OKAY, LOOK, WE'LL HAVE IT BY TOMORROW, WE PROMISE.

509. OKAY, LOOK, WE'LL HAVE IT BY TOMORROW, WE PROMISE. CAN WE JUST GO?

510. TOMORROW, WE PROMISE. CAN WE JUST GO? YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

511. CAN WE JUST GO? YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE US STAY

512. YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE US STAY HERE.

513. YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE US STAY HERE. OH, I THINK WE CAN.

514. HERE. OH, I THINK WE CAN.

515. OH, I THINK WE CAN. WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA.

516. WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA. CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS,

517. WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA. CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS, PLEASE?

518. CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS, PLEASE? THANK YOU, LADIES AND

519. PLEASE? THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'M GOING TO TAKE A

520. THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'M GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK.

521. GENTLEMEN, I'M GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK. TONIGHT'S FEATURE PERFORMANCE IS

522. LITTLE BREAK. TONIGHT'S FEATURE PERFORMANCE IS COMING UP.

523. TONIGHT'S FEATURE PERFORMANCE IS COMING UP. TIME'S UP CINDERELLAS, IT'S

524. COMING UP. TIME'S UP CINDERELLAS, IT'S MIDNIGHT AND THE BOSS NEEDS HIS

525. TIME'S UP CINDERELLAS, IT'S MIDNIGHT AND THE BOSS NEEDS HIS MONEY.

526. MIDNIGHT AND THE BOSS NEEDS HIS MONEY. I'M JONATHAN CUMMINGS, AND

527. MONEY. I'M JONATHAN CUMMINGS, AND THIS IS CALLED SPACE PASS.

528. I'M JONATHAN CUMMINGS, AND THIS IS CALLED SPACE PASS. BEGIN TRANSMISSION.

529. THIS IS CALLED SPACE PASS. BEGIN TRANSMISSION. ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE

530. BEGIN TRANSMISSION. ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR —

531. ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR — MY PAST.

532. WHAT IS THIS? OH, I'M SORRY, IS WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE, MORE

533. OH, I'M SORRY, IS WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE, MORE INTERESTING THAN WHAT'S GOING ON

534. GOING ON UP THERE, MORE INTERESTING THAN WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN HERE?

535. INTERESTING THAN WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN HERE? KIND OF.

536. DOWN HERE? KIND OF.

537. SOLAR SYSTEM ♪ STOP WASTING MY TIME, ALL

538. STOP WASTING MY TIME, ALL RIGHT?

539. STOP WASTING MY TIME, ALL RIGHT? WE GOT A PROBLEM HERE, AND I

540. RIGHT? WE GOT A PROBLEM HERE, AND I WANT TO HEAR A SOLUTION.

541. WE GOT A PROBLEM HERE, AND I WANT TO HEAR A SOLUTION. LET'S GO GENTLEMEN, START

542. WANT TO HEAR A SOLUTION. LET'S GO GENTLEMEN, START TALKING.

543. LET'S GO GENTLEMEN, START TALKING. I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST KIND OF

544. TALKING. I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST KIND OF HARD TO FOCUS WITH THAT GUY

545. I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST KIND OF HARD TO FOCUS WITH THAT GUY SCREAMING ABOUT HIS SPACE PANTS.

546. SPACE. WHAT? SNOETD WHEN I SAY SPACE YOU SAY

547. SNOETD WHEN I SAY SPACE YOU SAY PANT ♪

548. ♪ INTERGALACTIC SPACE PANTS ♪ WE DON'T HAVE YOUR MONEY, BUT

549. WE DON'T HAVE YOUR MONEY, BUT WE HAVE SOMETHING THAT'S WORTH A LOT MORE THAN 20 GRAND.

550. WE HAVE SOMETHING THAT'S WORTH A LOT MORE THAN 20 GRAND. ALL RIGHT.

551. LOT MORE THAN 20 GRAND. ALL RIGHT. I'M LISTENING.

552. ALL RIGHT. I'M LISTENING. YOU STOP TALKING DURING MY

553. I'M LISTENING. YOU STOP TALKING DURING MY SONG, IT'S VERY RUDE.

554. YOU STOP TALKING DURING MY SONG, IT'S VERY RUDE. NOW JOINING ME ON STAGE FOR MY

555. SONG, IT'S VERY RUDE. NOW JOINING ME ON STAGE FOR MY GRAND FINALE, IS MY EXTREMELY

556. NOW JOINING ME ON STAGE FOR MY GRAND FINALE, IS MY EXTREMELY CLOSE FRIEND GWEN STEFANI.

557. GRAND FINALE, IS MY EXTREMELY CLOSE FRIEND GWEN STEFANI. OH MAN, THAT'S REALLY HER,

558. CLOSE FRIEND GWEN STEFANI. OH MAN, THAT'S REALLY HER, WHY THE HELL IS GWEN STEFANI

559. OH MAN, THAT'S REALLY HER, WHY THE HELL IS GWEN STEFANI HANGING OUT WITH SPACE PANTS?

560. WHY THE HELL IS GWEN STEFANI HANGING OUT WITH SPACE PANTS? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'M

561. HANGING OUT WITH SPACE PANTS? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'M HAPPY TO REPORT, MY FRIEND GWEN

562. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'M HAPPY TO REPORT, MY FRIEND GWEN STEFANI IS WEARING SPACE SHORTS.

563. HAPPY TO REPORT, MY FRIEND GWEN STEFANI IS WEARING SPACE SHORTS. ♪ PEOPLE OF EARTH HEAR WHAT I

564. FAR FAR AWAY ♪ ♪ AFTER ROY'S COMET METEOR MY SHORTS BOLDLY GO WHERE NO SHORTS

565. OKAY, SO YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE SHIPMENT? AFTER THE SONG, OKAY?

566. ABOUT THE SHIPMENT? AFTER THE SONG, OKAY? IT'S GROWING ON ME.

567. > GUYS, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING OUR TRIP TO NEW YORK SO SPECIAL.

568. MAKING OUR TRIP TO NEW YORK SO SPECIAL. COLUMBUS IS GOING TO SEEM

569. SPECIAL. COLUMBUS IS GOING TO SEEM BORING AFTER THIS.

570. COLUMBUS IS GOING TO SEEM BORING AFTER THIS. THIS IS THE HOTTEST

571. BORING AFTER THIS. THIS IS THE HOTTEST RESTAURANT IN NEW YORK RIGHT

572. THIS IS THE HOTTEST RESTAURANT IN NEW YORK RIGHT NOW.

573. RESTAURANT IN NEW YORK RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE IN FOR A REAL TREAT.

574. NOW. YOU'RE IN FOR A REAL TREAT. I'M SO EXCITED.

575. YOU'RE IN FOR A REAL TREAT. I'M SO EXCITED. HI, FOLKS, WELCOME.

576. I'M SO EXCITED. HI, FOLKS, WELCOME. MY NAME IS ASTON.

577. HI, FOLKS, WELCOME. MY NAME IS ASTON. WHO IS FAMILIAR WITH HOW WE DO

578. MY NAME IS ASTON. WHO IS FAMILIAR WITH HOW WE DO THINGS?

579. WHO IS FAMILIAR WITH HOW WE DO THINGS? TWO ARE, TWO AREN'T.

580. THINGS? TWO ARE, TWO AREN'T. YOU GUYS ARE PROS, I'M GOING

581. TWO ARE, TWO AREN'T. YOU GUYS ARE PROS, I'M GOING TO LET THEM FILL YOU IN AS YOU

582. YOU GUYS ARE PROS, I'M GOING TO LET THEM FILL YOU IN AS YOU GO, YOUR SERVER WILL BE WITH YOU

583. TO LET THEM FILL YOU IN AS YOU GO, YOUR SERVER WILL BE WITH YOU IN A MOMENT.

584. GO, YOUR SERVER WILL BE WITH YOU IN A MOMENT. AND HERE'S YOUR GLORY HOLE.

585. IN A MOMENT. AND HERE'S YOUR GLORY HOLE. ENJOY.

586. AND HERE'S YOUR GLORY HOLE. ENJOY. TERRIFIC.

587. ENJOY. TERRIFIC. THANK YOU.

588. TERRIFIC. THANK YOU. WHAT IS THAT?

589. THANK YOU. WHAT IS THAT? YEAH, WHY IS THAT THERE?

590. WHAT IS THAT? YEAH, WHY IS THAT THERE? OH, WELL BACK IN THE DAY,

591. YEAH, WHY IS THAT THERE? OH, WELL BACK IN THE DAY, THIS BUILDING WAS ONE OF THE

592. OH, WELL BACK IN THE DAY, THIS BUILDING WAS ONE OF THE MOST INFAMOUS UNDERGROUND SEX

593. THIS BUILDING WAS ONE OF THE MOST INFAMOUS UNDERGROUND SEX PARLORS IN THE MEAT PACKING

594. MOST INFAMOUS UNDERGROUND SEX PARLORS IN THE MEAT PACKING DISTRICT.

595. PARLORS IN THE MEAT PACKING DISTRICT. THIS IS GOING BACK TO THE

596. DISTRICT. THIS IS GOING BACK TO THE '70s BEFORE THIS NEIGHBORHOOD

597. THIS IS GOING BACK TO THE '70s BEFORE THIS NEIGHBORHOOD WAS COMMERCIALIZED AND

598. '70s BEFORE THIS NEIGHBORHOOD WAS COMMERCIALIZED AND SANITIZED.

599. WAS COMMERCIALIZED AND SANITIZED. PEOPLE WOULD COME HERE AND

600. SANITIZED. PEOPLE WOULD COME HERE AND STICK THEIR BUSINESS THROUGH

601. PEOPLE WOULD COME HERE AND STICK THEIR BUSINESS THROUGH THAT HOLE.

602. STICK THEIR BUSINESS THROUGH THAT HOLE. AND NOW IT'S A RESTAURANT.

603. THAT HOLE. AND NOW IT'S A RESTAURANT. OH, COOL.

604. AND NOW IT'S A RESTAURANT. OH, COOL. HEY, GUYS, HOW IS EVERYBODY

605. OH, COOL. HEY, GUYS, HOW IS EVERYBODY DOING TONIGHT?

606. HEY, GUYS, HOW IS EVERYBODY DOING TONIGHT? I'M ETHAN?

607. DOING TONIGHT? I'M ETHAN? OH, MY GOT.

608. I'M ETHAN? OH, MY GOT. AND WHO WANTS BREAD?

609. OH, MY GOT. AND WHO WANTS BREAD? I DO.

610. AND WHO WANTS BREAD? I DO. THIS IS ACTUALLY AN ARTISAN

611. I DO. THIS IS ACTUALLY AN ARTISAN BREAD WE MAKE HERE AT THE

612. THIS IS ACTUALLY AN ARTISAN BREAD WE MAKE HERE AT THE RESTAURANT.

613. BREAD WE MAKE HERE AT THE RESTAURANT. CHECK THIS OUT?

614. RESTAURANT. CHECK THIS OUT? SO GOOD.

615. CHECK THIS OUT? SO GOOD. WHAT DID YOU END UP DECIDING,

616. SO GOOD. WHAT DID YOU END UP DECIDING, CEILING FANS OR NO?

617. WHAT DID YOU END UP DECIDING, CEILING FANS OR NO? WHAT?

618. CEILING FANS OR NO? WHAT? FOR THE HOUSE RENOVATION?

619. WHAT? FOR THE HOUSE RENOVATION? DID YOU DO THE CEILING FANS?

620. FOR THE HOUSE RENOVATION? DID YOU DO THE CEILING FANS? I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING

621. DID YOU DO THE CEILING FANS? I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHAT I'M LOOKING AT

622. I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHAT I'M LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW.

623. OTHER THAN WHAT I'M LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW. CEILING FANS ARE NICE.

624. RIGHT NOW. CEILING FANS ARE NICE. THEY ADD VALUE.

625. CEILING FANS ARE NICE. THEY ADD VALUE. HONEY, SLOW DOWN ON THAT OR

626. THEY ADD VALUE. HONEY, SLOW DOWN ON THAT OR SAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US.

627. HONEY, SLOW DOWN ON THAT OR SAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US. ANYONE ELSE FOR BREAD?

628. SAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US. ANYONE ELSE FOR BREAD? I SAID I WASN'T GOING TO EAT

629. ANYONE ELSE FOR BREAD? I SAID I WASN'T GOING TO EAT ANY BREAD.

630. I SAID I WASN'T GOING TO EAT ANY BREAD. BUT I THINK I HAVE TO.

631. ANY BREAD. BUT I THINK I HAVE TO. I'M SORRY, I SHOULD HAVE SAID

632. BUT I THINK I HAVE TO. I'M SORRY, I SHOULD HAVE SAID THIS, NOW WE ONLY HAVE PUMPER

633. I'M SORRY, I SHOULD HAVE SAID THIS, NOW WE ONLY HAVE PUMPER NICKEL.

634. THIS, NOW WE ONLY HAVE PUMPER NICKEL. I'VE NEVER HAD, BUT I'LL TRY.

635. NICKEL. I'VE NEVER HAD, BUT I'LL TRY. SO, TELL ME, HOW IS TRACY, IS

636. I'VE NEVER HAD, BUT I'LL TRY. SO, TELL ME, HOW IS TRACY, IS SHE EXCITED TO START PRESCHOOL?

637. SO, TELL ME, HOW IS TRACY, IS SHE EXCITED TO START PRESCHOOL? I UNDERSTOOD ZERO OF THE

638. SHE EXCITED TO START PRESCHOOL? I UNDERSTOOD ZERO OF THE ROADS YOU SAID.

639. I UNDERSTOOD ZERO OF THE ROADS YOU SAID. YOUR DAUGHTER TRACY.

640. ROADS YOU SAID. YOUR DAUGHTER TRACY. TRACY'S IN PRESCHOOL ALREADY?

641. YOUR DAUGHTER TRACY. TRACY'S IN PRESCHOOL ALREADY? THAT'S CRAZY.

642. TRACY'S IN PRESCHOOL ALREADY? THAT'S CRAZY. IT IS CRAZY.

643. THAT'S CRAZY. IT IS CRAZY. THIS IS SO GOOD.

644. IT IS CRAZY. THIS IS SO GOOD. I LIKE HOW SALTY IT IS.

645. THIS IS SO GOOD. I LIKE HOW SALTY IT IS. GUYS, GET IN ON THIS.

646. I LIKE HOW SALTY IT IS. GUYS, GET IN ON THIS. WE'RE FINE, THANK YOU.

647. GUYS, GET IN ON THIS. WE'RE FINE, THANK YOU. THEY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE

648. WE'RE FINE, THANK YOU. THEY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN COLUMBUS, DO THEY?

649. THEY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN COLUMBUS, DO THEY? I'M GLAD THEY DON'T.

650. THIS IN COLUMBUS, DO THEY? I'M GLAD THEY DON'T. WAIT, DID WE ORDER CORN?

651. I'M GLAD THEY DON'T. WAIT, DID WE ORDER CORN? YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S HERE, SO

652. WAIT, DID WE ORDER CORN? YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S HERE, SO WHO CARES.

653. YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S HERE, SO WHO CARES. OH, MY GOD.

654. WHO CARES. OH, MY GOD. GUYS, PLEASE TRY THIS OR

655. OH, MY GOD. GUYS, PLEASE TRY THIS OR WE'RE GOING TO EAT EVERYTHING.

656. GUYS, PLEASE TRY THIS OR WE'RE GOING TO EAT EVERYTHING. WE'RE NOT GOING TO EAT THAT.

657. WE'RE GOING TO EAT EVERYTHING. WE'RE NOT GOING TO EAT THAT. STOP BEING A PRUDE, REANNE

658. WE'RE NOT GOING TO EAT THAT. STOP BEING A PRUDE, REANNE AND EAT THE CORN OUT OF THE

659. STOP BEING A PRUDE, REANNE AND EAT THE CORN OUT OF THE GLORY HOLE.

660. AND EAT THE CORN OUT OF THE GLORY HOLE. HEY GUYS, JUST A HEADS UP,

661. GLORY HOLE. HEY GUYS, JUST A HEADS UP, I'M TRAINING SOMEONE SO THERE'S

662. HEY GUYS, JUST A HEADS UP, I'M TRAINING SOMEONE SO THERE'S GONNA BE A NEW MOUTH AT THE

663. I'M TRAINING SOMEONE SO THERE'S GONNA BE A NEW MOUTH AT THE WHOLE.

664. GONNA BE A NEW MOUTH AT THE WHOLE. BUT HE'S GONNA TAKE GREAT CARE

665. WHOLE. BUT HE'S GONNA TAKE GREAT CARE OF YA.

666. BUT HE'S GONNA TAKE GREAT CARE OF YA. HI, MY NAME'S TONY.

667. OF YA. HI, MY NAME'S TONY. WOULD ANYONE LIKE SOME BREAD?

668. HI, MY NAME'S TONY. WOULD ANYONE LIKE SOME BREAD? NO, TONY, THEY ALREADY HAD

669. WOULD ANYONE LIKE SOME BREAD? NO, TONY, THEY ALREADY HAD SOME BREAD.

670. NO, TONY, THEY ALREADY HAD SOME BREAD.

671. SOME BREAD. OH, I'M SORRY.

672. OH, I'M SORRY. ARE YOU READY TO 0RD YOUR

673. OH, I'M SORRY. ARE YOU READY TO 0RD YOUR ENTREE?

674. ARE YOU READY TO 0RD YOUR ENTREE? LET'S GET WHAT WE HAD LAST

675. ENTREE? LET'S GET WHAT WE HAD LAST TIME?

676. LET'S GET WHAT WE HAD LAST TIME? WE'LL HAVE THE CORN DOG FOR

677. TIME? WE'LL HAVE THE CORN DOG FOR FOUR.

678. WE'LL HAVE THE CORN DOG FOR FOUR. COME ON, PHIL, PEOPLE ARE

679. FOUR. COME ON, PHIL, PEOPLE ARE DYING TO GET INTO THIS

680. COME ON, PHIL, PEOPLE ARE DYING TO GET INTO THIS RESTAURANT AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN

681. DYING TO GET INTO THIS RESTAURANT AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN GIVING IT A CHANCE.

682. RESTAURANT AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN GIVING IT A CHANCE. ALL RIGHT.

683. GIVING IT A CHANCE. ALL RIGHT. BILL, BILL, THAT'S OUR

684. ALL RIGHT. BILL, BILL, THAT'S OUR DINNER.

685. BILL, BILL, THAT'S OUR DINNER. I DON'T KNOW, I WAS JUST

686. DINNER. I DON'T KNOW, I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIT IN.

687. I DON'T KNOW, I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIT IN. > HI, HBO, I'M PETER DINKLAGE.

688. TRYING TO FIT IN. > HI, HBO, I'M PETER DINKLAGE. AND I'M AMELIA CLARKE.

689. > HI, HBO, I'M PETER DINKLAGE. AND I'M AMELIA CLARKE. AND THIS IS YOUR FIRST LOOK AT

690. AND I'M AMELIA CLARKE. AND THIS IS YOUR FIRST LOOK AT GAME OF THRONES SEASON SIX.

691. GAME OF THRONES SEASON SIX. SEASON SIX FINDS TYRION IN

692. SEASON SIX FINDS TYRION IN THE SERVICE OF DAENERYS TARGARYEN.

693. THE SERVICE OF DAENERYS TARGARYEN. AND THAT MEANS I FINALLY GET

694. DAENERYS TARGARYEN. AND THAT MEANS I FINALLY GET SOME SCREEN TIME WITH THOSE

695. AND THAT MEANS I FINALLY GET SOME SCREEN TIME WITH THOSE SCENE STEALERS, THE DRAGONS.

696. SOME SCREEN TIME WITH THOSE SCENE STEALERS, THE DRAGONS.

697. SCENE STEALERS, THE DRAGONS. AND ACTION.

698. AND ACTION. CITIZENS, DO NOT BE ALARMED,

699. CITIZENS, DO NOT BE ALARMED, CITIZENS.

700. CITIZENS, DO NOT BE ALARMED, CITIZENS.

701. CITIZENS. HE IS OUR FRIEND.

702. HE IS OUR FRIEND. DROGON IS HERE TO PROTECT YOU.

703. HE IS OUR FRIEND. DROGON IS HERE TO PROTECT YOU.

704. DROGON IS HERE TO PROTECT YOU. THE LOW CAP TECHNOLOGY ALLOWS

705. THE LOW CAP TECHNOLOGY ALLOWS THE DIRECTOR TO SEE THE FINISHED

706. THE LOW CAP TECHNOLOGY ALLOWS THE DIRECTOR TO SEE THE FINISHED PRODUCT AS WE'RE SHOOTING IN

707. THE DIRECTOR TO SEE THE FINISHED PRODUCT AS WE'RE SHOOTING IN REALTIME.

708. PRODUCT AS WE'RE SHOOTING IN REALTIME. WHICH IS PRETTY PHENOMENAL.

709. REALTIME. WHICH IS PRETTY PHENOMENAL.

710. WHICH IS PRETTY PHENOMENAL.

711. WELL, HE DIDN'T INHERIT YOUR

712. WELL, HE DIDN'T INHERIT YOUR LOOKS, BUT HE CERTAINLY HAS YOUR TEMPER.

713. LOOKS, BUT HE CERTAINLY HAS YOUR TEMPER. GOOD JOB, PETER, WHY DON'T WE

714. TEMPER. GOOD JOB, PETER, WHY DON'T WE JUST DO THAT ONCE MORE.

715. GOOD JOB, PETER, WHY DON'T WE JUST DO THAT ONCE MORE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

716. JUST DO THAT ONCE MORE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I WAS JUST BEING INTENSE.

717. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I WAS JUST BEING INTENSE. IS THAT —

718. I WAS JUST BEING INTENSE. IS THAT — YOU'RE LOOKING RIGHT AT ME.

719. IS THAT — YOU'RE LOOKING RIGHT AT ME. OH, OKAY.5, fñ

720. YOU'RE LOOKING RIGHT AT ME. OH, OKAY.5, fñ I'LL CLOSE MY EYES.

721. OH, OKAY.5, fñ I'LL CLOSE MY EYES. SEASON SIX, THEY'VE REALLY

722. I'LL CLOSE MY EYES. SEASON SIX, THEY'VE REALLY PULLED OUT ALL THE STOPS.

723. SEASON SIX, THEY'VE REALLY PULLED OUT ALL THE STOPS. I MEAN, SOME OF THESE EFFECTS

724. PULLED OUT ALL THE STOPS. I MEAN, SOME OF THESE EFFECTS THEIR DOING ARE JUST TRULY

725. I MEAN, SOME OF THESE EFFECTS THEIR DOING ARE JUST TRULY INCREDIBLE.

726. THEIR DOING ARE JUST TRULY INCREDIBLE.

727. INCREDIBLE. REALLY UNBELIEVABLE STUFF.

728. REALLY UNBELIEVABLE STUFF. IT WOULD BE WISE TO TREAD

729. REALLY UNBELIEVABLE STUFF. IT WOULD BE WISE TO TREAD LIGHTLY WITH ME, BOY.

730. IT WOULD BE WISE TO TREAD LIGHTLY WITH ME, BOY. WAR IS NOT A GAME.

731. LIGHTLY WITH ME, BOY. WAR IS NOT A GAME. OF THRONES.

732. WAR IS NOT A GAME. OF THRONES. OKAY, CUT!

733. OF THRONES. OKAY, CUT! RANDY?

734. OKAY, CUT! RANDY? YEAH.

735. RANDY? YEAH. YEAH, I THINK I JUST HEARD

736. YEAH. YEAH, I THINK I JUST HEARD YOU SAY SOMETHING.

737. YEAH, I THINK I JUST HEARD YOU SAY SOMETHING. NO, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

738. YOU SAY SOMETHING. NO, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. YOU DID, YOU SAID "OF

739. NO, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. YOU DID, YOU SAID "OF THRONES" AFTER HE SAID —

740. YOU DID, YOU SAID "OF THRONES" AFTER HE SAID — NO, CHECK THE PLAY BACK, I

741. THRONES" AFTER HE SAID — NO, CHECK THE PLAY BACK, I DIDN'T SAY A WORD.

742. DIDN'T SAY A WORD. SEASON SIX HAS A LOT OF

743. SEASON SIX HAS A LOT OF SURPRISES IN STORE. BIGGER, BETTER, BLOODIER.

744. SURPRISES IN STORE. BIGGER, BETTER, BLOODIER. HEY, ARE WE GONNA GET A

745. BIGGER, BETTER, BLOODIER. HEY, ARE WE GONNA GET A BATHROOM BREAK ANY TIME SOON?

746. HEY, ARE WE GONNA GET A BATHROOM BREAK ANY TIME SOON? I GOTTA BUST A —

747. BATHROOM BREAK ANY TIME SOON? I GOTTA BUST A — IT TAKES LIKE A HALF HOUR TO

748. I GOTTA BUST A — IT TAKES LIKE A HALF HOUR TO GET YOU IN AND OUT OF THE SUIT.

749. IT TAKES LIKE A HALF HOUR TO GET YOU IN AND OUT OF THE SUIT. YEAH.

750. GET YOU IN AND OUT OF THE SUIT. YEAH. YOU THINK YOU CAN HOLD IT FOR

751. YEAH. YOU THINK YOU CAN HOLD IT FOR A BIT?

752. YOU THINK YOU CAN HOLD IT FOR A BIT? YEAH, NO SWEAT.

753. A BIT? YEAH, NO SWEAT. COOL, GREAT.

754. YEAH, NO SWEAT. COOL, GREAT. THIS SEASON, I CAN'T SAY TOO

755. COOL, GREAT. THIS SEASON, I CAN'T SAY TOO MUCH WITHOUT GETTING IN TROUBLE,

756. THIS SEASON, I CAN'T SAY TOO MUCH WITHOUT GETTING IN TROUBLE, BUT LET'S JUST SAY THAT DAENERYS

757. MUCH WITHOUT GETTING IN TROUBLE, BUT LET'S JUST SAY THAT DAENERYS FINDS HERSELF RATHER CONFLICTED.

758. BUT LET'S JUST SAY THAT DAENERYS FINDS HERSELF RATHER CONFLICTED. YOU KNOW, TORN BETWEEN TWO

759. FINDS HERSELF RATHER CONFLICTED. YOU KNOW, TORN BETWEEN TWO DIFFERENT —

760. YOU KNOW, TORN BETWEEN TWO DIFFERENT — HOW ABOUT THERE?

761. DIFFERENT — HOW ABOUT THERE? GOOD.

762. HOW ABOUT THERE? GOOD. YOU ONLY BRING PAIN TO THIS

763. GOOD. YOU ONLY BRING PAIN TO THIS KINGDOM, DROGON, YOU HAVE TO GO.

764. YOU ONLY BRING PAIN TO THIS KINGDOM, DROGON, YOU HAVE TO GO.

765. KINGDOM, DROGON, YOU HAVE TO GO. OKAY.

766. OKAY. HALT.

767. OKAY. HALT. COME BACK.

768. HALT. COME BACK. A DRAGON WOULDN'T JUST OPEN THE

769. COME BACK. A DRAGON WOULDN'T JUST OPEN THE DOOR.

770. A DRAGON WOULDN'T JUST OPEN THE DOOR. YOU JUST EXIT FRAME, OKAY?

771. DOOR. YOU JUST EXIT FRAME, OKAY? YEAH.

772. YOU JUST EXIT FRAME, OKAY? YEAH. I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

773. YEAH. I CAN'T HEAR YOU. BUT I WAS GONNA SAY, A DRAGON

774. I CAN'T HEAR YOU. BUT I WAS GONNA SAY, A DRAGON SHOULDN'T GO THROUGH THE DOOR,

775. BUT I WAS GONNA SAY, A DRAGON SHOULDN'T GO THROUGH THE DOOR, I'M JUST GOING TO EXIT FRAME.

776. SHOULDN'T GO THROUGH THE DOOR, I'M JUST GOING TO EXIT FRAME. OKAY?

777. I'M JUST GOING TO EXIT FRAME. OKAY? HERE WE ARE, WE'RE CURRENTLY

778. OKAY? HERE WE ARE, WE'RE CURRENTLY SETTING UP FOR THE PIVOTAL

779. HERE WE ARE, WE'RE CURRENTLY SETTING UP FOR THE PIVOTAL MOMENT WHERE DAENERYS LEADS HER

780. SETTING UP FOR THE PIVOTAL MOMENT WHERE DAENERYS LEADS HER DRAGON INTO BATTLE FOR THE FIRST

781. MOMENT WHERE DAENERYS LEADS HER DRAGON INTO BATTLE FOR THE FIRST TIME.

782. DRAGON INTO BATTLE FOR THE FIRST TIME. OW!

783. TIME. OW! OW!

784. OW! OW! LET'S BRING HIM DOWN.

785. OW! LET'S BRING HIM DOWN. IT'S PINCHING.

786. LET'S BRING HIM DOWN. IT'S PINCHING. WHY DON'T WE BRING YOU DOWN.

787. IT'S PINCHING. WHY DON'T WE BRING YOU DOWN. GIVE ME A MINUTE.

788. WHY DON'T WE BRING YOU DOWN. GIVE ME A MINUTE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING HBO'S

789. GIVE ME A MINUTE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING HBO'S FIRST LOOK AT "GAME OF THRONES."

790. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING HBO'S FIRST LOOK AT "GAME OF THRONES." WHAT IS THAT?

791. FIRST LOOK AT "GAME OF THRONES." WHAT IS THAT? WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

792. WHAT IS THAT? WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

793. GWEN STEFANI.

794. ♪ I WAS FINE BEFORE I MET

795. YOU I WAS BROKEN BUT FINE I WAS LOST AND UNCERTAIN BUT MY HEART WAS STILL MINE

796. I WAS LOST AND UNCERTAIN BUT MY HEART WAS STILL MINE I WAS FREE BEFORE I MET YOU

797. I WAS FREE BEFORE I MET YOU I WAS BROKEN BUT FREE ♪ ♪ ALL ALONE IN THE

798. I WAS BROKEN BUT FREE ♪ ♪ ALL ALONE IN THE CLEAR VIEW

799. CLEAR VIEW BUT NOW YOU ARE ALL I SEE ♪ ♪ HEY WAIT A MINUTE

800. BUT NOW YOU ARE ALL I SEE ♪ ♪ HEY WAIT A MINUTE NO YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

801. HEY WAIT A MINUTE NO THAT'S NOT FAIR ♪ ♪ HEY WAIT A MINUTE

802. NO THAT'S NOT FAIR ♪ ♪ HEY WAIT A MINUTE YOU'RE ON ME LIKE JEWELRY

803. I REALLY LIKE YOU BUT I'M SO SCARED ♪ ♪ WHY'D YOU HAVE TO

804. BUT I'M SO SCARED ♪ ♪ WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND MAKE ME LIKE YOU

805. YEAH THIS IS A FEELING I'M NOT USED TO ♪ ♪ WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO

806. I'M NOT USED TO ♪ ♪ WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND MAKE ME LIKE YOU

807. AND MAKE ME LIKE YOU I'M SO MAD AT YOU CAUSE NOW YOU GOT ME MISSING YOU

808. I'M SO MAD AT YOU CAUSE NOW YOU GOT ME MISSING YOU CAUSE NOW YOU GOT ME

809. CAUSE NOW YOU GOT ME MISSING YOU ♪ ♪ SOMETHING I COULD

810. MISSING YOU ♪ ♪ SOMETHING I COULD GET USED TO

811. GET USED TO I COULD GET USED TO THIS IT'S GETTING HARDER

812. IT'S GETTING HARDER TO LEAVE IT ♪ ♪ YOUR LIPS ON MY LIPS

813. TO LEAVE IT ♪ ♪ YOUR LIPS ON MY LIPS OH I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

814. HOW GOOD IT COULD BE DIDN'T WANNA BELIEVE IT ♪ ♪ BUT NOW YOU ARE ALL I SEE

815. DIDN'T WANNA BELIEVE IT ♪ ♪ BUT NOW YOU ARE ALL I SEE HEY WAIT A MINUTE

816. NO YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME HEY WAIT A MINUTE ♪ ♪ NO THAT'S NOT FAIR

817. HEY WAIT A MINUTE ♪ ♪ NO THAT'S NOT FAIR HEY WAIT A MINUTE

818. HEY WAIT A MINUTE YOU'RE ON ME LIKE JEWELRY I REALLY LIKE YOU

819. I REALLY LIKE YOU BUT I'M SO SCARED ♪ ♪ WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO

820. BUT I'M SO SCARED ♪ ♪ WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND MAKE ME LIKE YOU

821. YEAH THIS IS A FEELING I'M NOT USED TO ♪ ♪ WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO

822. I'M NOT USED TO ♪ ♪ WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND MAKE ME LIKE YOU

823. I'M SO MAD AT YOU CAUSE NOW YOU GOT ME MISSING YOU ♪ ♪ WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO

824. NOW YOU GOT ME MISSING YOU ♪ ♪ WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND MAKE ME LIKE YOU

825. YEAH THIS IS A FEELING I'M NOT USED TO ♪ ♪ WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO

826. I'M NOT USED TO ♪ ♪ WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND MAKE ME LIKE YOU

827. I'M SO MAD AT YOU CAUSE NOW YOU GOT ME MISSING YOU ♪ ♪ OH GOD THANK GOD THAT

828. NOW YOU GOT ME MISSING YOU ♪ ♪ OH GOD THANK GOD THAT I FOUND YOU

829. OH GOD CAUSE NOW YOU GOT ME MISSING YOU ♪ ♪ OH GOD THANK GOD

830. GOT ME MISSING YOU ♪ ♪ OH GOD THANK GOD THAT I FOUND YOU

831. I'M SO MAD AT YOU CAUSE NOW YOU GOT ME MISSING YOU ♪ ♪ THANK GOD

832. NOW YOU GOT ME MISSING YOU ♪ ♪ THANK GOD THANK GOD THAT I

833. FOUND YOU OH NOW YOU GOT ME MISSING YOU ♪ ♪ NOW YOU GOT ME MISSING YOU

834. NOW YOU GOT ME MISSING YOU ♪ ♪ NOW YOU GOT ME MISSING YOU WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO

835. AND MAKE ME LIKE YOU YEAH THIS IS A FEELING ♪ ♪ I'M NOT USED TO

836. YEAH THIS IS A FEELING ♪ ♪ I'M NOT USED TO WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO

837. AND MAKE ME LIKE YOU I'M SO MAD AT YOU CAUSE ♪ ♪ NOW YOU GOT ME MISSING YOU

838. I'M SO MAD AT YOU CAUSE ♪ ♪ NOW YOU GOT ME MISSING YOU WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO

839. WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND MAKE ME LIKE YOU YEAH THIS IS A FEELING

840. YEAH THIS IS A FEELING I'M NOT USED TO ♪ ♪ WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO

841. I'M NOT USED TO ♪ ♪ WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND MAKE ME LIKE YOU

842. I'M SO MAD AT YOU CAUSE NOW YOU GOT ME MISSING YOU ♪ ♪ OH GOD THANK GOD

843. NOW YOU GOT ME MISSING YOU ♪ ♪ OH GOD THANK GOD THAT I FOUND YOU

844. OH GOD CAUSE NOW YOU GOT ME MISSING YOU ♪ ♪ OH GOD THANK GOD

845. GOT ME MISSING YOU ♪ ♪ OH GOD THANK GOD THAT I FOUND YOU

846. I'M SO MAD AT YOU CAUSE NOW YOU GOT ME MISSING YOU ♪

847. > IT'S "WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE.

848. COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE. THANK YOU, GOOD EVENING,

849. THANK YOU, GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE.

850. THANK YOU, GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE"

851. EVERYONE. WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE" I'M MICHAEL CHE.

852. WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE" I'M MICHAEL CHE. AND I'M COLIN JOST.

853. I'M MICHAEL CHE. AND I'M COLIN JOST. AND HERE ARE TONIGHT'S TOP

854. AND I'M COLIN JOST. AND HERE ARE TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES.

855. AND HERE ARE TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES. > WELL, WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH

856. STORIES. > WELL, WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH REALLY ENDED ON A HIGH NOTE.

857. > WELL, WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH REALLY ENDED ON A HIGH NOTE. DONALD TRUMP'S COMMENT ABOUT

858. REALLY ENDED ON A HIGH NOTE. DONALD TRUMP'S COMMENT ABOUT WOMEN BEING PUNISHED FOR HAVING

859. DONALD TRUMP'S COMMENT ABOUT WOMEN BEING PUNISHED FOR HAVING AN ABORTION WAS IMMEDIATELY

860. WOMEN BEING PUNISHED FOR HAVING AN ABORTION WAS IMMEDIATELY DENOUNCED BY PEOPLE ON BOTH

861. AN ABORTION WAS IMMEDIATELY DENOUNCED BY PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES OF THE ABORTION ISSUE, YOE

862. DENOUNCED BY PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES OF THE ABORTION ISSUE, YOE KNOW, PEOPLE LIKE DONALD TRUMP.

863. SIDES OF THE ABORTION ISSUE, YOE KNOW, PEOPLE LIKE DONALD TRUMP. BEFORE SAYING WHEN I'M

864. KNOW, PEOPLE LIKE DONALD TRUMP. BEFORE SAYING WHEN I'M PRESIDENT, I'LL CHANGE THE LAWS.

865. BEFORE SAYING WHEN I'M PRESIDENT, I'LL CHANGE THE LAWS. AT THIS POINT, DONALD TRUMP HAS

866. PRESIDENT, I'LL CHANGE THE LAWS. AT THIS POINT, DONALD TRUMP HAS TO BE PRO CHOICE BECAUSE HE MADE

867. AT THIS POINT, DONALD TRUMP HAS TO BE PRO CHOICE BECAUSE HE MADE ALL THE CHOICES.

868. TO BE PRO CHOICE BECAUSE HE MADE ALL THE CHOICES. ALSO, DONALD TRUMP HOW DO YOU

869. ALL THE CHOICES. ALSO, DONALD TRUMP HOW DO YOU NOT ALREADY HAVE A STOCK ANSWER

870. ALSO, DONALD TRUMP HOW DO YOU NOT ALREADY HAVE A STOCK ANSWER FOR AN ABORTION QUESTION.

871. NOT ALREADY HAVE A STOCK ANSWER FOR AN ABORTION QUESTION. YOU'RE ON MSNBC WHAT DID YOU

872. FOR AN ABORTION QUESTION. YOU'RE ON MSNBC WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE GOING TO ASK

873. YOU'RE ON MSNBC WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE GOING TO ASK YOU.

874. THINK THEY WERE GOING TO ASK YOU. THEIR NUMBER ONE SHOW IS SO WHAT

875. YOU. THEIR NUMBER ONE SHOW IS SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ABORTION?

876. THEIR NUMBER ONE SHOW IS SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ABORTION? THEIR NUMBER ONE ANSWER IS NEVER

877. DO YOU THINK ABOUT ABORTION? THEIR NUMBER ONE ANSWER IS NEVER SHOULD WOMEN BE PUNISHED.

878. THEIR NUMBER ONE ANSWER IS NEVER SHOULD WOMEN BE PUNISHED. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE ON WHEEL

879. SHOULD WOMEN BE PUNISHED. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE ON WHEEL OF FORTUNE AND THE PUZZLE IS

880. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE ON WHEEL OF FORTUNE AND THE PUZZLE IS WOMEN SHOULD BE UNISHED MANY

881. OF FORTUNE AND THE PUZZLE IS WOMEN SHOULD BE UNISHED MANY DON'T SAY IT.

882. WOMEN SHOULD BE UNISHED MANY DON'T SAY IT. A SEXIST SAYS WHAT?

883. DON'T SAY IT. A SEXIST SAYS WHAT? AND YOUR ANSWER WAS, I'M A

884. A SEXIST SAYS WHAT? AND YOUR ANSWER WAS, I'M A SEXIST AND WOMEN SHOULD BE

885. AND YOUR ANSWER WAS, I'M A SEXIST AND WOMEN SHOULD BE PUNISHED.

886. SEXIST AND WOMEN SHOULD BE PUNISHED. AND THEN YESTERDAY AFTER

887. PUNISHED. AND THEN YESTERDAY AFTER EVERYONE GANGED UP ON DONALD

888. AND THEN YESTERDAY AFTER EVERYONE GANGED UP ON DONALD TRUMP, HE ANNOUNCED HE MAY LEAVE

889. EVERYONE GANGED UP ON DONALD TRUMP, HE ANNOUNCED HE MAY LEAVE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

890. TRUMP, HE ANNOUNCED HE MAY LEAVE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. HE ENDED UP WITH ANOTHER OPTION

891. THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. HE ENDED UP WITH ANOTHER OPTION FOR FAMILY PLANNING, JUST PULL

892. HE ENDED UP WITH ANOTHER OPTION FOR FAMILY PLANNING, JUST PULL OUT.

893. FOR FAMILY PLANNING, JUST PULL OUT. AND x,IRONICALLY, TRUMP RUNNINS

894. OUT. AND x,IRONICALLY, TRUMP RUNNINS AN INDEPENDENT WOULD BE THE MOST

895. AND x,IRONICALLY, TRUMP RUNNINS AN INDEPENDENT WOULD BE THE MOST PRO WOMAN OPTION OF ALL.

896. AN INDEPENDENT WOULD BE THE MOST PRO WOMAN OPTION OF ALL. SPECIFICALLY, PROTHIS WOMAN.

897. PRO WOMAN OPTION OF ALL. SPECIFICALLY, PROTHIS WOMAN. PRESIDENT OBAMA QUESTIONED IF

898. SPECIFICALLY, PROTHIS WOMAN. PRESIDENT OBAMA QUESTIONED IF DONALD TRUMP WAS SUITED TO BE

899. PRESIDENT OBAMA QUESTIONED IF DONALD TRUMP WAS SUITED TO BE PRESIDENT.

900. DONALD TRUMP WAS SUITED TO BE PRESIDENT. SAYING THAT HE DOESN'T KNOW MUCH

901. PRESIDENT. SAYING THAT HE DOESN'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT FOREIGN POLICY, NUCLEAR

902. SAYING THAT HE DOESN'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT FOREIGN POLICY, NUCLEAR POLICY OR THE WORLD IN GENERAL.

903. ABOUT FOREIGN POLICY, NUCLEAR POLICY OR THE WORLD IN GENERAL. AND HE ROLLED HIS NECK AND SAID

904. POLICY OR THE WORLD IN GENERAL. AND HE ROLLED HIS NECK AND SAID AND YOU GONNA LEAVE ME FOR THAT

905. AND HE ROLLED HIS NECK AND SAID AND YOU GONNA LEAVE ME FOR THAT BITCH.

906. AND YOU GONNA LEAVE ME FOR THAT BITCH.

907. BITCH. I LOVE THAT OBAMA'S PRESIDENCY

908. I LOVE THAT OBAMA'S PRESIDENCY IS ENDING LIKE EVERY

909. I LOVE THAT OBAMA'S PRESIDENCY IS ENDING LIKE EVERY ANGELA BASSETT MOVIE.

910. IS ENDING LIKE EVERY ANGELA BASSETT MOVIE. HE GAVE US THE BEST YEARS OF HIS

911. ANGELA BASSETT MOVIE. HE GAVE US THE BEST YEARS OF HIS LIFE, AND NOW HE'S IN THE

912. HE GAVE US THE BEST YEARS OF HIS LIFE, AND NOW HE'S IN THE CARIBBEAN GETTING HIS GROOVE

913. LIFE, AND NOW HE'S IN THE CARIBBEAN GETTING HIS GROOVE BACK.

914. CARIBBEAN GETTING HIS GROOVE BACK.

915. BACK. AND HE SHOULD.

916. AND HE SHOULD. WE TOOK HIM FOR GRANTED.

917. AND HE SHOULD. WE TOOK HIM FOR GRANTED. JUST SO WE CAN GET SCREWED BY

918. WE TOOK HIM FOR GRANTED. JUST SO WE CAN GET SCREWED BY SOME TACKY ORANGE HO.

919. JUST SO WE CAN GET SCREWED BY SOME TACKY ORANGE HO. AND TWO YEARS FROM NOW, WE'RE

920. SOME TACKY ORANGE HO. AND TWO YEARS FROM NOW, WE'RE GOING TO BE HAVING BAD CREDIT

921. AND TWO YEARS FROM NOW, WE'RE GOING TO BE HAVING BAD CREDIT AND TEXTING OBAMA, LIKE BABY

922. GOING TO BE HAVING BAD CREDIT AND TEXTING OBAMA, LIKE BABY CAN'T YOU COME BACK?

923. AND TEXTING OBAMA, LIKE BABY CAN'T YOU COME BACK? > JUSTIN TRUDEAU SHOWED OFF

924. CAN'T YOU COME BACK? > JUSTIN TRUDEAU SHOWED OFF HIS YOGA ABILITIES.

925. > JUSTIN TRUDEAU SHOWED OFF HIS YOGA ABILITIES. WHICH EXPLAINS WHY YOUR AUNT

926. HIS YOGA ABILITIES. WHICH EXPLAINS WHY YOUR AUNT TOOK HER LAPTOP INTO THE

927. WHICH EXPLAINS WHY YOUR AUNT TOOK HER LAPTOP INTO THE BATHROOM.

928. TOOK HER LAPTOP INTO THE BATHROOM.

929. BATHROOM. > NOT TO BE OUTDONE.

930. > NOT TO BE OUTDONE. GERMAN CHANCELLOR ANGELA MERKEL

931. > NOT TO BE OUTDONE. GERMAN CHANCELLOR ANGELA MERKEL RELEASED A PHOTO OF HERSELF DEAD

932. GERMAN CHANCELLOR ANGELA MERKEL RELEASED A PHOTO OF HERSELF DEAD LIFTING A VOLKSWAGEN.

933. RELEASED A PHOTO OF HERSELF DEAD LIFTING A VOLKSWAGEN. > THIS WEEK, HILLARY CLINTON

934. LIFTING A VOLKSWAGEN. > THIS WEEK, HILLARY CLINTON HELD A RALLY AT THE APOLLO

935. > THIS WEEK, HILLARY CLINTON HELD A RALLY AT THE APOLLO THEATER IN HARLEM.

936. HELD A RALLY AT THE APOLLO THEATER IN HARLEM. WHICH EXPLAINS WHY SHE CLOSED

937. THEATER IN HARLEM. WHICH EXPLAINS WHY SHE CLOSED HER SPEECH SAYING, REPUBLICANS

938. WHICH EXPLAINS WHY SHE CLOSED HER SPEECH SAYING, REPUBLICANS NEED TO WASH THEIR ASS.

939. HER SPEECH SAYING, REPUBLICANS NEED TO WASH THEIR ASS.

940. NEED TO WASH THEIR ASS. THE SECRET SERVICE SAID THAT

941. THE SECRET SERVICE SAID THAT PEOPLE ATTENDING THE REPUBLICAN

942. THE SECRET SERVICE SAID THAT PEOPLE ATTENDING THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION IN CLEVELAND THIS

943. PEOPLE ATTENDING THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION IN CLEVELAND THIS SUMMER, WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO

944. CONVENTION IN CLEVELAND THIS SUMMER, WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO ENTER THE EVENT IF THEY ARE

945. SUMMER, WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO ENTER THE EVENT IF THEY ARE CARRYING A GUN.

946. ENTER THE EVENT IF THEY ARE CARRYING A GUN. SO THEY WILL JUST HAVE TO BUY

947. CARRYING A GUN. SO THEY WILL JUST HAVE TO BUY THEIR GUNS INSIDE LIKE EVERYONE

948. SO THEY WILL JUST HAVE TO BUY THEIR GUNS INSIDE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

949. THEIR GUNS INSIDE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. ELSE.

950. ELSE. ELSE. > COURTS ORDERED GAWKER TO PAY

951. ELSE. > COURTS ORDERED GAWKER TO PAY HULK HOGAN $140 MILLION FOR

952. > COURTS ORDERED GAWKER TO PAY HULK HOGAN $140 MILLION FOR RELEASING THE SEX TAPE OF THE

953. HULK HOGAN $140 MILLION FOR RELEASING THE SEX TAPE OF THE PROWRESTLER WITHOUT HIS CONSENT.

954. RELEASING THE SEX TAPE OF THE PROWRESTLER WITHOUT HIS CONSENT. WITH MORE ON THIS, IT'S

955. PROWRESTLER WITHOUT HIS CONSENT. WITH MORE ON THIS, IT'S PETE DAVIDSON.

956. WITH MORE ON THIS, IT'S PETE DAVIDSON.

957. PETE DAVIDSON. THANKS, MIKE.

958. THANKS, MIKE. I UNDERSTAND THIS WAS AN

959. THANKS, MIKE. I UNDERSTAND THIS WAS AN INVASION OF HULK'S PRIVACY AND

960. I UNDERSTAND THIS WAS AN INVASION OF HULK'S PRIVACY AND HE DESERVED COMPENSATION.

961. INVASION OF HULK'S PRIVACY AND HE DESERVED COMPENSATION. BUT $140 MILLION?

962. HE DESERVED COMPENSATION. BUT $140 MILLION? DO YOU REALIZE THAT MAKES

963. BUT $140 MILLION? DO YOU REALIZE THAT MAKES HULK HOGAN THE WORLDS HIGHEST

964. DO YOU REALIZE THAT MAKES HULK HOGAN THE WORLDS HIGHEST PAID PORN STAR?

965. HULK HOGAN THE WORLDS HIGHEST PAID PORN STAR? BY $139 MILLION.

966. PAID PORN STAR? BY $139 MILLION. THAT MEANS THE COURT THINKS HE

967. BY $139 MILLION. THAT MEANS THE COURT THINKS HE LOST $140 MILLION IN FUTURE

968. THAT MEANS THE COURT THINKS HE LOST $140 MILLION IN FUTURE EARNINGS, BECAUSE OF THE DAMAGE

969. LOST $140 MILLION IN FUTURE EARNINGS, BECAUSE OF THE DAMAGE THAT THIS CAUSED TO HIS

970. EARNINGS, BECAUSE OF THE DAMAGE THAT THIS CAUSED TO HIS REPUTATION.

971. THAT THIS CAUSED TO HIS REPUTATION. HE'S A SENIOR CITIZEN WHO USED

972. REPUTATION. HE'S A SENIOR CITIZEN WHO USED TO OIL HIMSELF UP AND PRETEND TO

973. HE'S A SENIOR CITIZEN WHO USED TO OIL HIMSELF UP AND PRETEND TO FIGHT IMMIGRANTS IN HIS

974. TO OIL HIMSELF UP AND PRETEND TO FIGHT IMMIGRANTS IN HIS UNDYES.

975. FIGHT IMMIGRANTS IN HIS UNDYES. WHAT JOB OPPORTUNITIES HAS HE

976. UNDYES. WHAT JOB OPPORTUNITIES HAS HE LOST?

977. WHAT JOB OPPORTUNITIES HAS HE LOST? PLUS HE EVEN ADMITTED HE KNEW HE

978. LOST? PLUS HE EVEN ADMITTED HE KNEW HE WAS BEING RECORDED, WHICH I FIND

979. PLUS HE EVEN ADMITTED HE KNEW HE WAS BEING RECORDED, WHICH I FIND HARD TO BELIEVE, BECAUSE HE'S

980. WAS BEING RECORDED, WHICH I FIND HARD TO BELIEVE, BECAUSE HE'S NOT THAT GOOD AN ACTOR.

981. HARD TO BELIEVE, BECAUSE HE'S NOT THAT GOOD AN ACTOR. THERE'S NO WAY HE DOES A WHOLE

982. NOT THAT GOOD AN ACTOR. THERE'S NO WAY HE DOES A WHOLE SEX SCENE WITHOUT PRETENDING

983. THERE'S NO WAY HE DOES A WHOLE SEX SCENE WITHOUT PRETENDING ONCE THAT HIS JUNK IS KNOCKED

984. SEX SCENE WITHOUT PRETENDING ONCE THAT HIS JUNK IS KNOCKED OUT AND HE HAS TO HULK IT UP TO

985. ONCE THAT HIS JUNK IS KNOCKED OUT AND HE HAS TO HULK IT UP TO FINISH THE JOB.

986. OUT AND HE HAS TO HULK IT UP TO FINISH THE JOB. YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT TAPE IS

987. FINISH THE JOB. YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT TAPE IS MORE EMBARRASSING THAN PLAYING

988. YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT TAPE IS MORE EMBARRASSING THAN PLAYING THUNDER LIPS IN "ROCKY III."

989. MORE EMBARRASSING THAN PLAYING THUNDER LIPS IN "ROCKY III." I THINK HE'S JUST UPSET THIS

990. THUNDER LIPS IN "ROCKY III." I THINK HE'S JUST UPSET THIS TAPE GOT OUT BECAUSE IT PROVES

991. I THINK HE'S JUST UPSET THIS TAPE GOT OUT BECAUSE IT PROVES HE WAS LYING WHEN HE SAID HE HAD

992. TAPE GOT OUT BECAUSE IT PROVES HE WAS LYING WHEN HE SAID HE HAD A TEN INCH PENIS.

993. HE WAS LYING WHEN HE SAID HE HAD A TEN INCH PENIS. IT TURNS OUT IT'S A MERE SEVEN

994. A TEN INCH PENIS. IT TURNS OUT IT'S A MERE SEVEN WHICH IN MY EXPERIENCE IS A GOOD

995. IT TURNS OUT IT'S A MERE SEVEN WHICH IN MY EXPERIENCE IS A GOOD FOUR INCHES MORE THAN ANYONE

996. WHICH IN MY EXPERIENCE IS A GOOD FOUR INCHES MORE THAN ANYONE NEEDS.

997. FOUR INCHES MORE THAN ANYONE NEEDS.

998. NEEDS. WHAT?

999. WHAT? IT'S HOW YOU USE IT MANY I DO

1000. WHAT? IT'S HOW YOU USE IT MANY I DO OKAY.

1001. IT'S HOW YOU USE IT MANY I DO OKAY. WELL, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW.

1002. OKAY. WELL, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW. COLIN, RIGHT.

1003. WELL, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW. COLIN, RIGHT.

1004. COLIN, RIGHT. LOOK AT THE END OF THE DAY,

1005. LOOK AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT'S JUST A TAPE OF TWO ADULTS

1006. LOOK AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT'S JUST A TAPE OF TWO ADULTS HAVING CONSENSUAL SEX.

1007. IT'S JUST A TAPE OF TWO ADULTS HAVING CONSENSUAL SEX. SO WHY ARE WE SLUT SHAMING

1008. HAVING CONSENSUAL SEX. SO WHY ARE WE SLUT SHAMING HULK HOGAN?

1009. SO WHY ARE WE SLUT SHAMING HULK HOGAN? WHY DO WE SLUT SHAME ANYONE.

1010. HULK HOGAN? WHY DO WE SLUT SHAME ANYONE. THAT'S THE REAL PROBLEM.

1011. WHY DO WE SLUT SHAME ANYONE. THAT'S THE REAL PROBLEM. WHY DO GUYS MAKE FUN OF WOMEN

1012. THAT'S THE REAL PROBLEM. WHY DO GUYS MAKE FUN OF WOMEN FOR DOING SOMETHING WE SPEND

1013. WHY DO GUYS MAKE FUN OF WOMEN FOR DOING SOMETHING WE SPEND EVERY NIGHT LIKE PRAYING THAT

1014. FOR DOING SOMETHING WE SPEND EVERY NIGHT LIKE PRAYING THAT THEY'LL DO TO US.

1015. EVERY NIGHT LIKE PRAYING THAT THEY'LL DO TO US. WE HAVE TO STOP MAKING GIRLS

1016. THEY'LL DO TO US. WE HAVE TO STOP MAKING GIRLS FEEL BAD ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH

1017. WE HAVE TO STOP MAKING GIRLS FEEL BAD ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH RANDOM GUYS OR THEY'LL STOP

1018. FEEL BAD ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH RANDOM GUYS OR THEY'LL STOP HAVING SEX WITH RANDOM GUYS.

1019. RANDOM GUYS OR THEY'LL STOP HAVING SEX WITH RANDOM GUYS. IDIOTS, IS THAT THE WORLD YOU

1020. HAVING SEX WITH RANDOM GUYS. IDIOTS, IS THAT THE WORLD YOU WANT TO LIVE IN?

1021. IDIOTS, IS THAT THE WORLD YOU WANT TO LIVE IN? MILLIONS OF REPRESSED HORNY

1022. WANT TO LIVE IN? MILLIONS OF REPRESSED HORNY DUDES DESPERATE FOR PHYSICAL

1023. MILLIONS OF REPRESSED HORNY DUDES DESPERATE FOR PHYSICAL CONTACT NEVER GROWING OUT OF

1024. DUDES DESPERATE FOR PHYSICAL CONTACT NEVER GROWING OUT OF THEIR CHILDHOOD, WEARING

1025. CONTACT NEVER GROWING OUT OF THEIR CHILDHOOD, WEARING COSTUMES INTO THEIR 30s AND PLAY

1026. THEIR CHILDHOOD, WEARING COSTUMES INTO THEIR 30s AND PLAY FIGHTING EACH OTHER?

1027. COSTUMES INTO THEIR 30s AND PLAY FIGHTING EACH OTHER? OH, MY GOD, THAT'S WHERE

1028. FIGHTING EACH OTHER? OH, MY GOD, THAT'S WHERE WRESTLING FANS COME FROM.

1029. OH, MY GOD, THAT'S WHERE WRESTLING FANS COME FROM. BUT WHY DOES HOGAN'S SETTLEMENT

1030. WRESTLING FANS COME FROM. BUT WHY DOES HOGAN'S SETTLEMENT BOTHER YOU SO MUCH?

1031. BUT WHY DOES HOGAN'S SETTLEMENT BOTHER YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I'VE HAD MY OWN SEX

1032. BOTHER YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I'VE HAD MY OWN SEX TAPE OUT FOR MONTHS AND I CAN'T

1033. BECAUSE I'VE HAD MY OWN SEX TAPE OUT FOR MONTHS AND I CAN'T PARK IN MANHATTAN?

1034. TAPE OUT FOR MONTHS AND I CAN'T PARK IN MANHATTAN? YOU PUT OUT A SEX TAPE?

1035. PARK IN MANHATTAN? YOU PUT OUT A SEX TAPE? YEAH, I CAN'T GET EVEN A

1036. YOU PUT OUT A SEX TAPE? YEAH, I CAN'T GET EVEN A SINGLE WEBSITE TO POST IT.

1037. YEAH, I CAN'T GET EVEN A SINGLE WEBSITE TO POST IT. I'M NOT EVEN ASKING FOR 100

1038. SINGLE WEBSITE TO POST IT. I'M NOT EVEN ASKING FOR 100 MILLION.

1039. I'M NOT EVEN ASKING FOR 100 MILLION. I'LL TAKE LIKE FOUR GRAND.

1040. MILLION. I'LL TAKE LIKE FOUR GRAND. I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE MY CAR AT

1041. I'LL TAKE LIKE FOUR GRAND. I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE MY CAR AT MY MOM'S HOUSE ANY MORE.

1042. I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE MY CAR AT MY MOM'S HOUSE ANY MORE. HOOK ME UP, GAWKER.

1043. MY MOM'S HOUSE ANY MORE. HOOK ME UP, GAWKER. WOULDN'T THAT BE UNFAIR TO

1044. HOOK ME UP, GAWKER. WOULDN'T THAT BE UNFAIR TO THE OTHER PERSON IN THE SEX TAPE

1045. WOULDN'T THAT BE UNFAIR TO THE OTHER PERSON IN THE SEX TAPE WITH YOU?

1046. THE OTHER PERSON IN THE SEX TAPE WITH YOU? OTHER PERSON?

1047. WITH YOU? OTHER PERSON? OH, THAT'S WHY THEY'RE NOT

1048. OTHER PERSON? OH, THAT'S WHY THEY'RE NOT POSTING IT.

1049. OH, THAT'S WHY THEY'RE NOT POSTING IT. PETE DAVIDSON EVERYBODY.

1050. POSTING IT. PETE DAVIDSON EVERYBODY.

1051. ELTON JOHN IS BEING SUED BY HIS FORMER BODY GUARD WHO'S

1052. ELTON JOHN IS BEING SUED BY HIS FORMER BODY GUARD WHO'S ALLEGING THAT THE SINGER

1053. HIS FORMER BODY GUARD WHO'S ALLEGING THAT THE SINGER SEXUALLY HARASSED HIM BY

1054. ALLEGING THAT THE SINGER SEXUALLY HARASSED HIM BY GRABBING HIS CROTCH AND TWISTING

1055. SEXUALLY HARASSED HIM BY GRABBING HIS CROTCH AND TWISTING HIS NIPPLES.

1056. GRABBING HIS CROTCH AND TWISTING HIS NIPPLES. AND IT DOESN'T HELP THAT

1057. HIS NIPPLES. AND IT DOESN'T HELP THAT ELTON JOHN JUST RELEASED A NEW

1058. AND IT DOESN'T HELP THAT ELTON JOHN JUST RELEASED A NEW SONG CALLED "CAN YOU FEEL THE

1059. ELTON JOHN JUST RELEASED A NEW SONG CALLED "CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT (ON YOUR NIPPLES

1060. SONG CALLED "CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT (ON YOUR NIPPLES AND CROTCH)."

1061. LOVE TONIGHT (ON YOUR NIPPLES AND CROTCH)." TUESDAY MARKED THE 130TH

1062. AND CROTCH)." TUESDAY MARKED THE 130TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE MAKING OF THE

1063. TUESDAY MARKED THE 130TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE MAKING OF THE FIRST BATCH OF COCA-COLA.

1064. ANNIVERSARY OF THE MAKING OF THE FIRST BATCH OF COCA-COLA. THE BATCH WAS CREATED WHEN A GUY

1065. FIRST BATCH OF COCA-COLA. THE BATCH WAS CREATED WHEN A GUY SPILLED MOLASSES ON HIS COCAINE

1066. THE BATCH WAS CREATED WHEN A GUY SPILLED MOLASSES ON HIS COCAINE AND JUST WENT WITH IT.

1067. SPILLED MOLASSES ON HIS COCAINE AND JUST WENT WITH IT. > A GROWING TREND IN PEOPLE

1068. AND JUST WENT WITH IT. > A GROWING TREND IN PEOPLE GETTING TATTOOS ARE BLACKOUT

1069. > A GROWING TREND IN PEOPLE GETTING TATTOOS ARE BLACKOUT TATTOOS.

1070. GETTING TATTOOS ARE BLACKOUT TATTOOS. THE TATTOOS WILL REQUIRE A LOT

1071. TATTOOS. THE TATTOOS WILL REQUIRE A LOT OF INK.

1072. THE TATTOOS WILL REQUIRE A LOT OF INK. BUT YOU WILL BE SAVING A LOT OF

1073. OF INK. BUT YOU WILL BE SAVING A LOT OF INK ON THOSE RESUMES YOU WON'T

1074. BUT YOU WILL BE SAVING A LOT OF INK ON THOSE RESUMES YOU WON'T BE PRINTING.

1075. INK ON THOSE RESUMES YOU WON'T BE PRINTING. > A NURSE IS CONVICTED OF

1076. BE PRINTING. > A NURSE IS CONVICTED OF TAKING A PICTURE OF AN

1077. > A NURSE IS CONVICTED OF TAKING A PICTURE OF AN UNCONSCIOUS PATIENT'S PENIS WITH

1078. TAKING A PICTURE OF AN UNCONSCIOUS PATIENT'S PENIS WITH HER PHONE.

1079. UNCONSCIOUS PATIENT'S PENIS WITH HER PHONE. IN HER DEFENSE, IT WAS A PRETTY

1080. HER PHONE. IN HER DEFENSE, IT WAS A PRETTY HILARIOUS USE OF FACE SWAP.

1081. IN HER DEFENSE, IT WAS A PRETTY HILARIOUS USE OF FACE SWAP. > OFFICIALS AT CAL STATE NORTH

1082. HILARIOUS USE OF FACE SWAP. > OFFICIALS AT CAL STATE NORTH RIDGE ARE DEFENDING A

1083. > OFFICIALS AT CAL STATE NORTH RIDGE ARE DEFENDING A CONTROVERSIAL MURAL AT THE

1084. RIDGE ARE DEFENDING A CONTROVERSIAL MURAL AT THE SCHOOL, THAT SHOWS A MENACING

1085. CONTROVERSIAL MURAL AT THE SCHOOL, THAT SHOWS A MENACING BORDER AGENT WITH FANNINGS

1086. SCHOOL, THAT SHOWS A MENACING BORDER AGENT WITH FANNINGS CHASING AN IMMIGRANT.

1087. BORDER AGENT WITH FANNINGS CHASING AN IMMIGRANT. WHICH ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE

1088. CHASING AN IMMIGRANT. WHICH ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE MASCOT OF TRUMP UNIVERSITY.

1089. WHICH ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE MASCOT OF TRUMP UNIVERSITY. > POLICE IN SOUTH CAROLINA

1090. MASCOT OF TRUMP UNIVERSITY. > POLICE IN SOUTH CAROLINA ARRESTED THREE WOMEN IN BIKINIS

1091. > POLICE IN SOUTH CAROLINA ARRESTED THREE WOMEN IN BIKINIS WHO WERE BEATING UP ANOTHER

1092. ARRESTED THREE WOMEN IN BIKINIS WHO WERE BEATING UP ANOTHER WOMAN.

1093. WHO WERE BEATING UP ANOTHER WOMAN. SAID POLICE, ALL RIGHT, BREAK IT

1094. WOMAN. SAID POLICE, ALL RIGHT, BREAK IT UP.

1095. SAID POLICE, ALL RIGHT, BREAK IT UP. THAT'S ENOUGH.

1096. UP. THAT'S ENOUGH. > IT WAS REPORTED THAT A POOR

1097. THAT'S ENOUGH. > IT WAS REPORTED THAT A POOR HARVEST LAST YEAR HAS CAUSED A

1098. > IT WAS REPORTED THAT A POOR HARVEST LAST YEAR HAS CAUSED A PRICE SURGE OF VANILLA.

1099. HARVEST LAST YEAR HAS CAUSED A PRICE SURGE OF VANILLA. INCIDENTALLY, SURGE OF VANILLA

1100. PRICE SURGE OF VANILLA. INCIDENTALLY, SURGE OF VANILLA IS ALSO THE NAME OF COLIN'S

1101. INCIDENTALLY, SURGE OF VANILLA IS ALSO THE NAME OF COLIN'S R & B ALBUM.

1102. IS ALSO THE NAME OF COLIN'S R & B ALBUM.

1103. R & B ALBUM. NO, NO.

1104. NO, NO. WELL, TOMORROW IS OPENING DAY

1105. NO, NO. WELL, TOMORROW IS OPENING DAY FOR MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN

1106. WELL, TOMORROW IS OPENING DAY FOR MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN WHAT WILL BE THE FINAL SEASON

1107. FOR MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN WHAT WILL BE THE FINAL SEASON FOR RED SOX SLUGGER DAVID ORTIZ.

1108. WHAT WILL BE THE FINAL SEASON FOR RED SOX SLUGGER DAVID ORTIZ. HERE WITH A PREVIEW IS BIG PAPI

1109. FOR RED SOX SLUGGER DAVID ORTIZ. HERE WITH A PREVIEW IS BIG PAPI HIMSELF, DAVID OWE TEASE.

1110. HERE WITH A PREVIEW IS BIG PAPI HIMSELF, DAVID OWE TEASE.

1111. HIMSELF, DAVID OWE TEASE. COME ON.

1112. COME ON. MUY BIEN.

1113. COME ON. MUY BIEN. SHUT UP MANY.

1114. MUY BIEN. SHUT UP MANY. SO BIG BAPI, WHAT'S YOUR

1115. SHUT UP MANY. SO BIG BAPI, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE OPENING DAY TRADITION?

1116. SO BIG BAPI, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE OPENING DAY TRADITION? LUNCH.

1117. FAVORITE OPENING DAY TRADITION? LUNCH. I'M SORRY, LUNCH?

1118. LUNCH. I'M SORRY, LUNCH? THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S A BIG DAY

1119. I'M SORRY, LUNCH? THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S A BIG DAY WITH A BIG LUNCH.

1120. THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S A BIG DAY WITH A BIG LUNCH. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE —

1121. WITH A BIG LUNCH. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE — I'M SORRY, ALL THAT IS LUNCH?

1122. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE — I'M SORRY, ALL THAT IS LUNCH? YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, MAN.

1123. I'M SORRY, ALL THAT IS LUNCH? YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, MAN. BIG DOMINICAN LUNCH WITH BIG

1124. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, MAN. BIG DOMINICAN LUNCH WITH BIG PAPI.

1125. BIG DOMINICAN LUNCH WITH BIG PAPI. BY THE WAY, DID YOU SEE THAT

1126. PAPI. BY THE WAY, DID YOU SEE THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA WENT TO A

1127. BY THE WAY, DID YOU SEE THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA WENT TO A BASEBALL GAME IN CUBA?

1128. PRESIDENT OBAMA WENT TO A BASEBALL GAME IN CUBA? YEAH, WHY HE GO TO CUBA AND

1129. BASEBALL GAME IN CUBA? YEAH, WHY HE GO TO CUBA AND NOT GO TO DOMINICAN REPUBLIC.

1130. YEAH, WHY HE GO TO CUBA AND NOT GO TO DOMINICAN REPUBLIC. WE VOTE FOR HIM IN EVERY

1131. NOT GO TO DOMINICAN REPUBLIC. WE VOTE FOR HIM IN EVERY ELECTION, EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT

1132. WE VOTE FOR HIM IN EVERY ELECTION, EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT OUR COUNTRY.

1133. ELECTION, EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT OUR COUNTRY. I WOULD SHOW OBAMA ALL THE BEST

1134. OUR COUNTRY. I WOULD SHOW OBAMA ALL THE BEST PLACES, LIKE THE PLACE WHERE

1135. I WOULD SHOW OBAMA ALL THE BEST PLACES, LIKE THE PLACE WHERE THEY MAKE —

1136. PLACES, LIKE THE PLACE WHERE THEY MAKE —

1137. THEY MAKE — WHERE THEY MAKE —

1138. WHERE THEY MAKE — AND THE PLACE WHERE THEY MAKE —

1139. WHERE THEY MAKE — AND THE PLACE WHERE THEY MAKE —

1140. AND THE PLACE WHERE THEY MAKE — — SPAGHETTI.

1141. — SPAGHETTI. PLUS I CAN TAKE OBAMA TO THE

1142. — SPAGHETTI. PLUS I CAN TAKE OBAMA TO THE DOMINICAN PRESIDENT A MANATEES

1143. PLUS I CAN TAKE OBAMA TO THE DOMINICAN PRESIDENT A MANATEES DRINKING A PINA COLADA.

1144. DOMINICAN PRESIDENT A MANATEES DRINKING A PINA COLADA. AND THEN WE ALL HAVE A BIG

1145. DRINKING A PINA COLADA. AND THEN WE ALL HAVE A BIG LUNCH.

1146. AND THEN WE ALL HAVE A BIG LUNCH. NONE OF THAT WAS LUNCH?

1147. LUNCH. NONE OF THAT WAS LUNCH? NUN OF THAT WAS LUNCH?

1148. NONE OF THAT WAS LUNCH? NUN OF THAT WAS LUNCH? BIG LUNCH.

1149. NUN OF THAT WAS LUNCH? BIG LUNCH. SO BIG PAPI, ARE YOU GOING TO

1150. BIG LUNCH. SO BIG PAPI, ARE YOU GOING TO MISS BASEBALL AFTER YOU RETIRE?

1151. SO BIG PAPI, ARE YOU GOING TO MISS BASEBALL AFTER YOU RETIRE? NO, I'M NEVER REALLY DONE.

1152. MISS BASEBALL AFTER YOU RETIRE? NO, I'M NEVER REALLY DONE. I RETIRE, BUT I'M GOING TO BE A

1153. NO, I'M NEVER REALLY DONE. I RETIRE, BUT I'M GOING TO BE A SPOKESMAN FOR BASEBALL.

1154. I RETIRE, BUT I'M GOING TO BE A SPOKESMAN FOR BASEBALL. BUT THEY ARE TOO FAST TO PLAY.

1155. SPOKESMAN FOR BASEBALL. BUT THEY ARE TOO FAST TO PLAY. WHY DON'T YOU TRY BASEBALL.

1156. BUT THEY ARE TOO FAST TO PLAY. WHY DON'T YOU TRY BASEBALL. YOU HIT A BALL WITH A STICK AND

1157. WHY DON'T YOU TRY BASEBALL. YOU HIT A BALL WITH A STICK AND THEN YOU RUN A LITTLE BIT.

1158. YOU HIT A BALL WITH A STICK AND THEN YOU RUN A LITTLE BIT. WITH BASEBALL.

1159. THEN YOU RUN A LITTLE BIT. WITH BASEBALL. YOU KNOW, I ALSO DO A PSA FOR

1160. WITH BASEBALL. YOU KNOW, I ALSO DO A PSA FOR BASEBALLS TOO.

1161. YOU KNOW, I ALSO DO A PSA FOR BASEBALLS TOO. BASEBALL?

1162. BASEBALLS TOO. BASEBALL? THAT'S RIGHT.

1163. BASEBALL? THAT'S RIGHT. SAY, WHAT IS THE THING AT THE

1164. THAT'S RIGHT. SAY, WHAT IS THE THING AT THE BASE OF YOUR BALLS?

1165. SAY, WHAT IS THE THING AT THE BASE OF YOUR BALLS? I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M GOING TO

1166. BASE OF YOUR BALLS? I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M GOING TO FIND OUT ONE OF THESE DAYS.

1167. I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M GOING TO FIND OUT ONE OF THESE DAYS. YOU KNOW, IF YOU NEED MORE

1168. FIND OUT ONE OF THESE DAYS. YOU KNOW, IF YOU NEED MORE ADVICE FROM BIG PAPI, YOU CAN

1169. YOU KNOW, IF YOU NEED MORE ADVICE FROM BIG PAPI, YOU CAN CHECK WELP.

1170. ADVICE FROM BIG PAPI, YOU CAN CHECK WELP. I'M SORRY, WELP?

1171. CHECK WELP. I'M SORRY, WELP? YEP, THAT'S RIGHT, WELP.

1172. I'M SORRY, WELP? YEP, THAT'S RIGHT, WELP. I LOOKING FOR A GOOD SEAFOOD

1173. YEP, THAT'S RIGHT, WELP. I LOOKING FOR A GOOD SEAFOOD RESTAURANT IN CLEVELAND?

1174. I LOOKING FOR A GOOD SEAFOOD RESTAURANT IN CLEVELAND? WELP, I CAN'T HELP YOU.

1175. RESTAURANT IN CLEVELAND? WELP, I CAN'T HELP YOU. I LIVE IN BOSTON, HOW DO I KNOW

1176. WELP, I CAN'T HELP YOU. I LIVE IN BOSTON, HOW DO I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING IN CLEVELAND?

1177. I LIVE IN BOSTON, HOW DO I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING IN CLEVELAND?

1178. WHAT'S HAPPENING IN CLEVELAND? HEY, DO YOU LIKE SEA WORLD?

1179. HEY, DO YOU LIKE SEA WORLD? SEA WORLD?

1180. HEY, DO YOU LIKE SEA WORLD? SEA WORLD? YEAH.

1181. SEA WORLD? YEAH. NOT REALLY.

1182. YEAH. NOT REALLY. WELL I GOT SOMETHING BETTER

1183. NOT REALLY. WELL I GOT SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT.

1184. WELL I GOT SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT. OKAY.

1185. THAN THAT. OKAY. BEE WORLD.

1186. OKAY. BEE WORLD. IT'S LIKE SEA WORLD, BUT IT'S

1187. BEE WORLD. IT'S LIKE SEA WORLD, BUT IT'S JUST BEES EVERYBODY GETS STUNG.

1188. IT'S LIKE SEA WORLD, BUT IT'S JUST BEES EVERYBODY GETS STUNG. IT'S A NO GOOD PLACE, BUT COME.

1189. JUST BEES EVERYBODY GETS STUNG. IT'S A NO GOOD PLACE, BUT COME. YOU'RE A REAL ENTREPRENEUR

1190. IT'S A NO GOOD PLACE, BUT COME. YOU'RE A REAL ENTREPRENEUR NOW?

1191. YOU'RE A REAL ENTREPRENEUR NOW? YEAH, BRO, I EVEN GOT MY OWN

1192. NOW? YEAH, BRO, I EVEN GOT MY OWN DOG FOOD.

1193. YEAH, BRO, I EVEN GOT MY OWN DOG FOOD. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN DOG FOOD?

1194. DOG FOOD. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN DOG FOOD? THAT'S RIGHT.

1195. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN DOG FOOD? THAT'S RIGHT. ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR DOG GO

1196. THAT'S RIGHT. ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR DOG GO GOING DUKEY ON THE CARPET, MAYBE

1197. ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR DOG GO GOING DUKEY ON THE CARPET, MAYBE FEED HIM SOME SUPER CHUNKY

1198. GOING DUKEY ON THE CARPET, MAYBE FEED HIM SOME SUPER CHUNKY CHEESY BITES.

1199. FEED HIM SOME SUPER CHUNKY CHEESY BITES. IT'S A BIG HUNK OF CHEDDAR

1200. CHEESY BITES. IT'S A BIG HUNK OF CHEDDAR CHEESE SO HE WON'T CACA EVER

1201. IT'S A BIG HUNK OF CHEDDAR CHEESE SO HE WON'T CACA EVER AGAIN.

1202. CHEESE SO HE WON'T CACA EVER AGAIN. EXCEPT FOR MAYBE ONCE REAL

1203. AGAIN. EXCEPT FOR MAYBE ONCE REAL BAD.

1204. EXCEPT FOR MAYBE ONCE REAL BAD. FOR WEEKEND UPDATE I'M

1205. > HERE WE ARE, THE REAR VIEW HONEYMOON SUITE. OH, BABE, THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

1206. HONEYMOON SUITE. OH, BABE, THIS IS INCREDIBLE. WOW.

1207. OH, BABE, THIS IS INCREDIBLE. WOW. THAT'S LIKE THE OCEAN IS OUTSIDE

1208. WOW. THAT'S LIKE THE OCEAN IS OUTSIDE OUR WINDOW.

1209. THAT'S LIKE THE OCEAN IS OUTSIDE OUR WINDOW. YES.

1210. OUR WINDOW. YES. THE AQUATICA BAHAMAS IS ONLY ONE

1211. YES. THE AQUATICA BAHAMAS IS ONLY ONE OF THE THREE IN THE WORLD THAT

1212. THE AQUATICA BAHAMAS IS ONLY ONE OF THE THREE IN THE WORLD THAT OFFERS ROOM UNDERSEA ROOMS.

1213. OF THE THREE IN THE WORLD THAT OFFERS ROOM UNDERSEA ROOMS. HERE, 20 FEET BELOW THE SURFACE

1214. OFFERS ROOM UNDERSEA ROOMS. HERE, 20 FEET BELOW THE SURFACE OF THE WATER, WE HOPE YOU ENJOY

1215. HERE, 20 FEET BELOW THE SURFACE OF THE WATER, WE HOPE YOU ENJOY THE SERENITY AND BEAUTY OF THE

1216. OF THE WATER, WE HOPE YOU ENJOY THE SERENITY AND BEAUTY OF THE OCEAN LIFE AROUND YOU.

1217. THE SERENITY AND BEAUTY OF THE OCEAN LIFE AROUND YOU. YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK I LEFT

1218. OCEAN LIFE AROUND YOU. YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK I LEFT MY PURSE AT THE COUNTER.

1219. YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK I LEFT MY PURSE AT THE COUNTER. OH, NO, NO, NO.

1220. MY PURSE AT THE COUNTER. OH, NO, NO, NO. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, I'LL GET

1221. OH, NO, NO, NO. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, I'LL GET IT FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.

1222. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, I'LL GET IT FOR YOU RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU, MOSES.

1223. IT FOR YOU RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU, MOSES. IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, MY NAME

1224. THANK YOU, MOSES. IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, MY NAME IS RORARK.

1225. IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, MY NAME IS RORARK. MAY I BE PRESUMPTUOUS AND HANG

1226. IS RORARK. MAY I BE PRESUMPTUOUS AND HANG THE DO NOT DISTURB PLACARD FOR

1227. MAY I BE PRESUMPTUOUS AND HANG THE DO NOT DISTURB PLACARD FOR YOU?

1228. THE DO NOT DISTURB PLACARD FOR YOU? YES, YOU'D BE DOING UP A

1229. YOU? YES, YOU'D BE DOING UP A SOLID.

1230. YES, YOU'D BE DOING UP A SOLID. YEAH.

1231. SOLID. YEAH. I SAW NOTHING.

1232. YEAH. I SAW NOTHING. I HEAR NOTHING.

1233. I SAW NOTHING. I HEAR NOTHING. ENJOY YOUR STAY.

1234. I HEAR NOTHING. ENJOY YOUR STAY. ONCE AGAIN, I'VE BEEN RORARK.

1235. ENJOY YOUR STAY. ONCE AGAIN, I'VE BEEN RORARK. THIS VIEW IS GORGEOUS.

1236. ONCE AGAIN, I'VE BEEN RORARK. THIS VIEW IS GORGEOUS. HEY, YOU'RE GORGEOUS.

1237. THIS VIEW IS GORGEOUS. HEY, YOU'RE GORGEOUS. WIFE.

1238. HEY, YOU'RE GORGEOUS. WIFE. I'M YOUR WIFE, THAT IS SO

1239. WIFE. I'M YOUR WIFE, THAT IS SO HOT.

1240. I'M YOUR WIFE, THAT IS SO HOT.

1241. HOT. SHOULD WE TAKE THIS TO THE

1242. SHOULD WE TAKE THIS TO THE BEDROOM?

1243. SHOULD WE TAKE THIS TO THE BEDROOM? YEAH.

1244. BEDROOM? YEAH. I'M GOING TO BRUSH MY TEETH.

1245. YEAH. I'M GOING TO BRUSH MY TEETH. OH, MY GOD, THAT IS EYE DEAD

1246. I'M GOING TO BRUSH MY TEETH. OH, MY GOD, THAT IS EYE DEAD BODY.

1247. OH, MY GOD, THAT IS EYE DEAD BODY. HONEY, DON'T COME OUT HERE.

1248. BODY. HONEY, DON'T COME OUT HERE. WHAT?

1249. HONEY, DON'T COME OUT HERE. WHAT? HONEY, JUST STAY IN THERE.

1250. WHAT? HONEY, JUST STAY IN THERE. OH MY GOD.

1251. HONEY, JUST STAY IN THERE. OH MY GOD. DON'T WORRY, I'LL TAKE CARE

1252. OH MY GOD. DON'T WORRY, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.

1253. DON'T WORRY, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. HI.

1254. OF THIS. HI. YES, THERE'S A DEAD BODY IN THE

1255. HI. YES, THERE'S A DEAD BODY IN THE HONEYMOON SUITE, OUTSIDE THE

1256. YES, THERE'S A DEAD BODY IN THE HONEYMOON SUITE, OUTSIDE THE HONEYMOON SUITE.

1257. HONEYMOON SUITE, OUTSIDE THE HONEYMOON SUITE. DEAD, AS IN NOT ALIVE.

1258. HONEYMOON SUITE. DEAD, AS IN NOT ALIVE. WAIT.

1259. DEAD, AS IN NOT ALIVE. WAIT. YEAH.

1260. WAIT. YEAH. WAIT, HONEY.

1261. YEAH. WAIT, HONEY. WHERE DID HE GO?

1262. WAIT, HONEY. WHERE DID HE GO? MUST HAVE FLOATED AWAY?

1263. WHERE DID HE GO? MUST HAVE FLOATED AWAY? OH, MY GOD.

1264. MUST HAVE FLOATED AWAY? OH, MY GOD.

1265. OH, MY GOD. NO, NO, NO.

1266. NO, NO, NO. OH, OH.

1267. NO, NO, NO. OH, OH. OH, GOD.

1268. OH, OH. OH, GOD. OH NO.

1269. OH, GOD. OH NO. EWW.

1270. OH NO. EWW. WHAT IS HE, FOLLOWING ME?

1271. EWW. WHAT IS HE, FOLLOWING ME?

1272. WHAT IS HE, FOLLOWING ME? NO, I —

1273. NO, I — IT'S JUST THE CURRENT, BABE.

1274. NO, I — IT'S JUST THE CURRENT, BABE. IT'S JUST THE CURRENT.

1275. IT'S JUST THE CURRENT, BABE. IT'S JUST THE CURRENT.

1276. IT'S JUST THE CURRENT. HOLD ON, THEY'RE HERE.

1277. HOLD ON, THEY'RE HERE. WE'RE GOING TO FIGURE THIS OUT,

1278. HOLD ON, THEY'RE HERE. WE'RE GOING TO FIGURE THIS OUT, ALL RIGHT?

1279. WE'RE GOING TO FIGURE THIS OUT, ALL RIGHT? WE'RE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF IT.

1280. ALL RIGHT? WE'RE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF IT. IS EVERYONE — OH, NO, NO,

1281. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF IT. IS EVERYONE — OH, NO, NO, NO.

1282. IS EVERYONE — OH, NO, NO, NO. THAT'S DEVIN, POOR DEVIN, OUR

1283. NO. THAT'S DEVIN, POOR DEVIN, OUR PARASAILING INSTRUCTOR.

1284. THAT'S DEVIN, POOR DEVIN, OUR PARASAILING INSTRUCTOR. MAINTENANCE, THIS IS RORARK.

1285. PARASAILING INSTRUCTOR. MAINTENANCE, THIS IS RORARK. WHAT'S UP?

1286. MAINTENANCE, THIS IS RORARK. WHAT'S UP? DEVIN HAS PASSED OUT AND IS

1287. WHAT'S UP? DEVIN HAS PASSED OUT AND IS FLOATING OUTSIDE SUITE SIX.

1288. DEVIN HAS PASSED OUT AND IS FLOATING OUTSIDE SUITE SIX.

1289. FLOATING OUTSIDE SUITE SIX. WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

1290. WHAT ARE THEY DOING? THEY'RE TRYING TO GRAB HIM

1291. WHAT ARE THEY DOING? THEY'RE TRYING TO GRAB HIM WITH THE NET.

1292. THEY'RE TRYING TO GRAB HIM WITH THE NET. WHAT'S YOUR PLAN HERE?

1293. WITH THE NET. WHAT'S YOUR PLAN HERE? HECTOR'S GOING TO SLIDE HIM

1294. WHAT'S YOUR PLAN HERE? HECTOR'S GOING TO SLIDE HIM UP THE WINDOW.

1295. HECTOR'S GOING TO SLIDE HIM UP THE WINDOW. OKAY.

1296. UP THE WINDOW. OKAY. THAT SOUND IS HORRIFYING.

1297. OKAY. THAT SOUND IS HORRIFYING. HONEY, HONEY, WHAT'S EATING

1298. THAT SOUND IS HORRIFYING. HONEY, HONEY, WHAT'S EATING HIM?

1299. HONEY, HONEY, WHAT'S EATING HIM? THAT IS A MORAY EEL AND MY

1300. HIM? THAT IS A MORAY EEL AND MY APOLOGIES, THAT IS REPULSIVE.

1301. THAT IS A MORAY EEL AND MY APOLOGIES, THAT IS REPULSIVE. GO AWAY, GO AWAY.

1302. APOLOGIES, THAT IS REPULSIVE. GO AWAY, GO AWAY. SHOO SHOO SHOO.

1303. GO AWAY, GO AWAY. SHOO SHOO SHOO. THIS IS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO

1304. SHOO SHOO SHOO. THIS IS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO FOR YOU, YOU ARE SEEING EAGLE

1305. THIS IS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO FOR YOU, YOU ARE SEEING EAGLE EYE CHERRY IN THE LOUNGE FRONT

1306. FOR YOU, YOU ARE SEEING EAGLE EYE CHERRY IN THE LOUNGE FRONT ROW, FOR FREE.

1307. EYE CHERRY IN THE LOUNGE FRONT ROW, FOR FREE. THAT'S DEFINITELY WHAT I WILL

1308. ROW, FOR FREE. THAT'S DEFINITELY WHAT I WILL REMEMBER FROM THIS TRIP.

1309. THAT'S DEFINITELY WHAT I WILL REMEMBER FROM THIS TRIP. WHERE'S THAT GUY WITH MY

1310. REMEMBER FROM THIS TRIP. WHERE'S THAT GUY WITH MY PURSE.

1311. WHERE'S THAT GUY WITH MY PURSE. I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

1312. PURSE. I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE. MOSES, WHAT'S YOUR ETA.

1313. I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE. MOSES, WHAT'S YOUR ETA. MOSES.

1314. MOSES, WHAT'S YOUR ETA. MOSES. MOSES.

1315. MOSES. MOSES. OH, MY PURSE.

1316. MOSES. OH, MY PURSE. HE WAS JUST IN HERE.

1317. OH, MY PURSE. HE WAS JUST IN HERE. HOW ARE ALL MY BEST EMPLOYEES

1318. HE WAS JUST IN HERE. HOW ARE ALL MY BEST EMPLOYEES DROWNING TODAY.

1319. HOW ARE ALL MY BEST EMPLOYEES DROWNING TODAY. 8 TO 12-YEAR-OLD SNORKELING

1320. DROWNING TODAY. 8 TO 12-YEAR-OLD SNORKELING CLASS IS HEADING YOUR WAY.

1321. 8 TO 12-YEAR-OLD SNORKELING CLASS IS HEADING YOUR WAY. I CANNOT APOLOGIZE ENOUGH.

1322. CLASS IS HEADING YOUR WAY. I CANNOT APOLOGIZE ENOUGH. OBVIOUSLY TONIGHT WILL BE

1323. I CANNOT APOLOGIZE ENOUGH. OBVIOUSLY TONIGHT WILL BE COMPLETELY COMPED.

1324. OBVIOUSLY TONIGHT WILL BE COMPLETELY COMPED. DIVERT THE CHILDREN, I REPEAT, DY

1325. COMPLETELY COMPED. DIVERT THE CHILDREN, I REPEAT, DY VERT THE CHILDREN.

1326. DIVERT THE CHILDREN, I REPEAT, DY VERT THE CHILDREN. BABY, IT'S KIND OF HOT IN

1327. VERT THE CHILDREN. BABY, IT'S KIND OF HOT IN HERE, RIGHT?

1328. BABY, IT'S KIND OF HOT IN HERE, RIGHT? IT'S LIKE SOMEBODY'S WATCHING

1329. HERE, RIGHT? IT'S LIKE SOMEBODY'S WATCHING US.

1330. IT'S LIKE SOMEBODY'S WATCHING US. GROSS, BRADLEY.

1331. US. GROSS, BRADLEY. OH, MY GOD, HE HIT THE WINDOW

1332. GROSS, BRADLEY. OH, MY GOD, HE HIT THE WINDOW WITH HIS HEAD.

1333. OH, MY GOD, HE HIT THE WINDOW WITH HIS HEAD. IT'S OKAY, IT'S A SMALL LEAK,

1334. WITH HIS HEAD. IT'S OKAY, IT'S A SMALL LEAK, WE HAVE TIME.

1335. IT'S OKAY, IT'S A SMALL LEAK, WE HAVE TIME. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1336. WE HAVE TIME. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT?

1337. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT? IT'S OUR HONEYMOON, COME ON.

1338. > YOU'RE WATCHING INVESTIGATION DISCOVERY. TONIGHT AT 8:00, WIVES WITH

1339. INVESTIGATION DISCOVERY. TONIGHT AT 8:00, WIVES WITH KNIVES, FOLLOWED BY HUSBANDS

1340. TONIGHT AT 8:00, WIVES WITH KNIVES, FOLLOWED BY HUSBANDS WITH HUSGUNS.

1341. KNIVES, FOLLOWED BY HUSBANDS WITH HUSGUNS. FIRST ON ALL NEW VACATION

1342. WITH HUSGUNS. FIRST ON ALL NEW VACATION NIGHTMARES.

1343. FIRST ON ALL NEW VACATION NIGHTMARES. FOR MEREDITH AND STEVE, IT WAS

1344. NIGHTMARES. FOR MEREDITH AND STEVE, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THEIR DREAM

1345. FOR MEREDITH AND STEVE, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THEIR DREAM VACATION.

1346. SUPPOSED TO BE THEIR DREAM VACATION. TWO DAYS INTO THEIR TRIP,

1347. VACATION. TWO DAYS INTO THEIR TRIP, SOMETHING HAPPENED.

1348. TWO DAYS INTO THEIR TRIP, SOMETHING HAPPENED. SOMETHING BAD.

1349. SOMETHING HAPPENED. SOMETHING BAD. I REMEMBER WE WERE WALKING

1350. SOMETHING BAD. I REMEMBER WE WERE WALKING HOME LATE FROM DINNER, AND ENDED

1351. I REMEMBER WE WERE WALKING HOME LATE FROM DINNER, AND ENDED UP IN THIS DARK ALLEY.

1352. HOME LATE FROM DINNER, AND ENDED UP IN THIS DARK ALLEY. WE WERE LAUGHING BECAUSE I

1353. UP IN THIS DARK ALLEY. WE WERE LAUGHING BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO USE THE MAP, EVEN

1354. WE WERE LAUGHING BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO USE THE MAP, EVEN THOUGH WE WERE LOST.

1355. DIDN'T WANT TO USE THE MAP, EVEN THOUGH WE WERE LOST. JUST TAKE OUT THE MAP, STEVE.

1356. THOUGH WE WERE LOST. JUST TAKE OUT THE MAP, STEVE. NO, I KNOW WHERE WE ARE.

1357. JUST TAKE OUT THE MAP, STEVE. NO, I KNOW WHERE WE ARE. WE'RE IN A VERY DARK ALLEY.

1358. NO, I KNOW WHERE WE ARE. WE'RE IN A VERY DARK ALLEY. WE'LL BE FINE.

1359. WE'RE IN A VERY DARK ALLEY. WE'LL BE FINE. THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, THESE

1360. WE'LL BE FINE. THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, THESE TWO BIG DANISH GUYS CAME OUT OF

1361. THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, THESE TWO BIG DANISH GUYS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE, I KNEW RIGHT AWAY, WE

1362. TWO BIG DANISH GUYS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE, I KNEW RIGHT AWAY, WE WERE IN TROUBLE.

1363. NOWHERE, I KNEW RIGHT AWAY, WE WERE IN TROUBLE. OKAY, YOU TWO, GET DOWN ON

1364. WERE IN TROUBLE. OKAY, YOU TWO, GET DOWN ON THE GROUND.

1365. OKAY, YOU TWO, GET DOWN ON THE GROUND. YOU'RE IN FOR A WORLD OF

1366. THE GROUND. YOU'RE IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT. fNX

1367. DdQ rBUJUU()Q UR MONEY.

1368. UR MONEY. WE DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY.

1369. WE DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY. AND TRUST ME, NO ONE WILL EVER FIND YOU.

1370. AND TRUST ME, NO ONE WILL EVER FIND YOU. I WAS TERRIFIED.

1371. FIND YOU. I WAS TERRIFIED. IT'S HARD TO TELL FROM THAT, BUT

1372. I WAS TERRIFIED. IT'S HARD TO TELL FROM THAT, BUT IT WAS TERRIFYING.

1373. IT'S HARD TO TELL FROM THAT, BUT IT WAS TERRIFYING. JUST TO BE CLEAR IT WAS TWO i

1374. IT WAS TERRIFYING. JUST TO BE CLEAR IT WAS TWO i MEN THAT ATTACKED US.

1375. JUST TO BE CLEAR IT WAS TWO i MEN THAT ATTACKED US.

1376. MEN THAT ATTACKED US. TWO REALLY BIG SCARY MEN.

1377. TWO REALLY BIG SCARY MEN. THE CASTING FOR THIS

1378. TWO REALLY BIG SCARY MEN. THE CASTING FOR THIS RE-ENACTMENT WAS INCREDIBLY

1379. THE CASTING FOR THIS RE-ENACTMENT WAS INCREDIBLY TRICKY.

1380. RE-ENACTMENT WAS INCREDIBLY TRICKY. IT'S NOT UNION AND IT WAS HARD

1381. TRICKY. IT'S NOT UNION AND IT WAS HARD FINDING PEOPLE WHO COULD DO A

1382. IT'S NOT UNION AND IT WAS HARD FINDING PEOPLE WHO COULD DO A DANISH ACCENT.

1383. FINDING PEOPLE WHO COULD DO A DANISH ACCENT. THESE TWO SAID THEY COULD, AND

1384. DANISH ACCENT. THESE TWO SAID THEY COULD, AND WE DIDN'T CHECK.

1385. THESE TWO SAID THEY COULD, AND WE DIDN'T CHECK. THAT'S OUR BAD.

1386. WE DIDN'T CHECK. THAT'S OUR BAD. BUT BAD ONLY BEGINS TO DESCRIBE

1387. THAT'S OUR BAD. BUT BAD ONLY BEGINS TO DESCRIBE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT TO MEREDITH

1388. BUT BAD ONLY BEGINS TO DESCRIBE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT TO MEREDITH AND STEVE.

1389. WHAT HAPPENED NEXT TO MEREDITH AND STEVE. THESE MEN STARTED THREATENING

1390. AND STEVE. THESE MEN STARTED THREATENING US.

1391. THESE MEN STARTED THREATENING US. JUST REALLY HORRIBLE STUFF.

1392. US. JUST REALLY HORRIBLE STUFF. YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET A BOOT TO

1393. JUST REALLY HORRIBLE STUFF. YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET A BOOT TO THE BRAIN, BITCH.

1394. YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET A BOOT TO THE BRAIN, BITCH. YEAH, YOU'RE GOING TO WISH

1395. THE BRAIN, BITCH. YEAH, YOU'RE GOING TO WISH YOU NEVER BORN, BITCH.

1396. YEAH, YOU'RE GOING TO WISH YOU NEVER BORN, BITCH. I'M FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF

1397. YOU NEVER BORN, BITCH. I'M FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS, BITCH.

1398. I'M FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS, BITCH. AND I'M A PSYCHO MANIAC,

1399. THE TRACKS, BITCH. AND I'M A PSYCHO MANIAC, BITCH.

1400. AND I'M A PSYCHO MANIAC, BITCH.

1401. BITCH. YEAH, WELL, THEY WEREN'T

1402. YEAH, WELL, THEY WEREN'T SAYING BITCH THAT MUCH.

1403. YEAH, WELL, THEY WEREN'T SAYING BITCH THAT MUCH. I DON'T THINK THEY EVEN SAID

1404. SAYING BITCH THAT MUCH. I DON'T THINK THEY EVEN SAID IF ONCE.

1405. I DON'T THINK THEY EVEN SAID IF ONCE. IT TOOK US FOUR WEEKS TO

1406. IF ONCE. IT TOOK US FOUR WEEKS TO SHOOT THIS RE-ENACTMENT BECAUSE

1407. IT TOOK US FOUR WEEKS TO SHOOT THIS RE-ENACTMENT BECAUSE THE ACTORS KEPT SLIPPING INTO

1408. SHOOT THIS RE-ENACTMENT BECAUSE THE ACTORS KEPT SLIPPING INTO ENGLISH AGO ACCIDENTS.

1409. THE ACTORS KEPT SLIPPING INTO ENGLISH AGO ACCIDENTS. BUT FOR MEREDITH AND STEVE,

1410. ENGLISH AGO ACCIDENTS. BUT FOR MEREDITH AND STEVE, THERE WAS NO SLIPPING OUT OF

1411. BUT FOR MEREDITH AND STEVE, THERE WAS NO SLIPPING OUT OF THIS.

1412. THERE WAS NO SLIPPING OUT OF THIS. THEY PUSHED ME AGAINST THE

1413. THIS. THEY PUSHED ME AGAINST THE WALL AND THE TALLER ONE BUT A

1414. THEY PUSHED ME AGAINST THE WALL AND THE TALLER ONE BUT A KNIFE AGAINST MY NECK AND

1415. WALL AND THE TALLER ONE BUT A KNIFE AGAINST MY NECK AND WHISPERED SOMETHING I WILL NEVER

1416. KNIFE AGAINST MY NECK AND WHISPERED SOMETHING I WILL NEVER FORGET.

1417. WHISPERED SOMETHING I WILL NEVER FORGET. YOU'RE ABOUT TO EAT A KNIFE.

1418. FORGET. YOU'RE ABOUT TO EAT A KNIFE. AND MY NAME IS JORGEN.

1419. YOU'RE ABOUT TO EAT A KNIFE. AND MY NAME IS JORGEN. NO, THEY DIDN'T DO THAT.

1420. AND MY NAME IS JORGEN. NO, THEY DIDN'T DO THAT. THEY DIDN'T TELL ME THEIR NAMES.

1421. NO, THEY DIDN'T DO THAT. THEY DIDN'T TELL ME THEIR NAMES. THE ACTORS PLAYING THE

1422. THEY DIDN'T TELL ME THEIR NAMES. THE ACTORS PLAYING THE ASSAILANTS GAVE THEMSELVES

1423. THE ACTORS PLAYING THE ASSAILANTS GAVE THEMSELVES NAMES, BACKGROUNDS AND HOBBIES.

1424. ASSAILANTS GAVE THEMSELVES NAMES, BACKGROUNDS AND HOBBIES. THEY EVEN EACH HAD A LITTLE

1425. NAMES, BACKGROUNDS AND HOBBIES. THEY EVEN EACH HAD A LITTLE WALK.

1426. THEY EVEN EACH HAD A LITTLE WALK. BUT FOR MEREDITH AND STEVE,

1427. WALK. BUT FOR MEREDITH AND STEVE, THERE WOULD BE NO WALKING, ONLY

1428. BUT FOR MEREDITH AND STEVE, THERE WOULD BE NO WALKING, ONLY MARCHING TOWARD THEIR DEATHS.

1429. THERE WOULD BE NO WALKING, ONLY MARCHING TOWARD THEIR DEATHS. WOW!

1430. MARCHING TOWARD THEIR DEATHS. WOW! THIS CRIME IS MAKING ME VERY

1431. WOW! THIS CRIME IS MAKING ME VERY HORNY, BITCH.

1432. THIS CRIME IS MAKING ME VERY HORNY, BITCH. YES, MY DANISH DING-DONG IS

1433. HORNY, BITCH. YES, MY DANISH DING-DONG IS HUGE, BITCH.

1434. YES, MY DANISH DING-DONG IS HUGE, BITCH. OH, YES, SO HORNY AND DANISH.

1435. HUGE, BITCH. OH, YES, SO HORNY AND DANISH. I'M DANISH AND HORNY.

1436. OH, YES, SO HORNY AND DANISH. I'M DANISH AND HORNY. OKAY, THEY NEVER GOT HORNY.

1437. I'M DANISH AND HORNY. OKAY, THEY NEVER GOT HORNY.

1438. OKAY, THEY NEVER GOT HORNY. YEAH, AND ALSO THEY DIDN'T

1439. YEAH, AND ALSO THEY DIDN'T KEEP CALLING THEMSELVES DANISH.

1440. YEAH, AND ALSO THEY DIDN'T KEEP CALLING THEMSELVES DANISH. UH OH, MY DANISH PHONE IS

1441. KEEP CALLING THEMSELVES DANISH. UH OH, MY DANISH PHONE IS RINGING.

1442. UH OH, MY DANISH PHONE IS RINGING. YES BOSS, THE CRIME IS GOING

1443. RINGING. YES BOSS, THE CRIME IS GOING GOOD.

1444. YES BOSS, THE CRIME IS GOING GOOD. AND I RALPHED ON THE PHONE

1445. GOOD. AND I RALPHED ON THE PHONE AND I'M SPOKING A BIG CIGAR.

1446. AND I RALPHED ON THE PHONE AND I'M SPOKING A BIG CIGAR. GOD, THERE WAS SO MUCH

1447. AND I'M SPOKING A BIG CIGAR. GOD, THERE WAS SO MUCH MIMING.

1448. GOD, THERE WAS SO MUCH MIMING. THEY WERE A NIGHTMARE.

1449. MIMING. THEY WERE A NIGHTMARE. LUCKILY FOR MEREDITH AND STEVE,

1450. THEY WERE A NIGHTMARE. LUCKILY FOR MEREDITH AND STEVE, THEIR NIGHTMARE WAS ABOUT TO

1451. LUCKILY FOR MEREDITH AND STEVE, THEIR NIGHTMARE WAS ABOUT TO END.

1452. THEIR NIGHTMARE WAS ABOUT TO END. AN OFFDUTY COP THAT HAPPENED TO

1453. END. AN OFFDUTY COP THAT HAPPENED TO PASS THROUGH THE ALLEY AT THAT

1454. AN OFFDUTY COP THAT HAPPENED TO PASS THROUGH THE ALLEY AT THAT EXACT MOMENT.

1455. PASS THROUGH THE ALLEY AT THAT EXACT MOMENT. AND UNFORTUANTELY FOR US, HE WAS

1456. EXACT MOMENT. AND UNFORTUANTELY FOR US, HE WAS HALF SCOTTISH, HALF JAMAICAN.

1457. AND UNFORTUANTELY FOR US, HE WAS HALF SCOTTISH, HALF JAMAICAN.

1458. HALF SCOTTISH, HALF JAMAICAN. HEY, GET OUT OF HERE, MAN, I

1459. HEY, GET OUT OF HERE, MAN, I HAVE A GUN AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO

1460. HEY, GET OUT OF HERE, MAN, I HAVE A GUN AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.

1461. HAVE A GUN AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT. THAT WAS ACTUALLY VERY

1462. USE IT. THAT WAS ACTUALLY VERY ACCURATE.

1463. THAT WAS ACTUALLY VERY ACCURATE. YEAH, PERFECT ACCENT.

1464. ACCURATE. YEAH, PERFECT ACCENT. SO MERIDITH AND STEVE'S

1465. YEAH, PERFECT ACCENT. SO MERIDITH AND STEVE'S VACATION NIGHTMARE HAD A HAPPY

1466. SO MERIDITH AND STEVE'S VACATION NIGHTMARE HAD A HAPPY ENDING.

1467. VACATION NIGHTMARE HAD A HAPPY ENDING. BUT WILL THE SAME BE TRUE NEXT

1468. ENDING. BUT WILL THE SAME BE TRUE NEXT WEEK?

1469. BUT WILL THE SAME BE TRUE NEXT WEEK? WHEN A HONEYMOON IN THAILAND IS

1470. WEEK? WHEN A HONEYMOON IN THAILAND IS CUT SHORT BY A MURDEROUS GANG.

1471. WHEN A HONEYMOON IN THAILAND IS CUT SHORT BY A MURDEROUS GANG. ACTUALLY, LET'S NOT DO THAT ONE,

1472. CUT SHORT BY A MURDEROUS GANG. ACTUALLY, LET'S NOT DO THAT ONE, ANYTHING ASIAN IS TRICKY.

1473. ACTUALLY, LET'S NOT DO THAT ONE, ANYTHING ASIAN IS TRICKY. GOODNIGHT.

1474. ANYTHING ASIAN IS TRICKY. GOODNIGHT.

1475. ♪ WHERE'D YOU GO

1476. AROUND YOU BOY I'M TRYING NOT TO CARE ♪ ♪ BUT WHERE'D YOU GO

1477. I'M TRYING NOT TO CARE ♪ ♪ BUT WHERE'D YOU GO I'M DOING MY BEST TO

1478. BE SENSIBLE I'M TRYING NOT TO CARE BUT ♪ ♪ YOU'RE LIKE DRUGS

1479. I'M TRYING NOT TO CARE BUT ♪ ♪ YOU'RE LIKE DRUGS YOU'RE LIKE DRUGS TO ME

1480. YOU'RE LIKE DRUGS TO ME I'M SO INTO YOU TOTALLY YOU'RE LIKr, jlU

1481. I'M SO INTO YOU TOTALLY YOU'RE LIKr, jlU ♪ YOU'RE LIKE DRUGS TO ME

1482. YOU'RE LIKr, jlU ♪ YOU'RE LIKE DRUGS TO ME DRUGS TO ME

1483. SO PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY HURRY UP COME SEE ME ♪ ♪ PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

1484. HURRY UP COME SEE ME ♪ ♪ PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY HURRY UP COME SEE ME

1485. HURRY UP COME SEE ME ENOUGH ENOUGH OF THIS SUFFERING

1486. THIS SUFFERING HURRY UP COME SEE ME ♪ ♪ PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

1487. HURRY UP COME SEE ME ♪ ♪ PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

1488. PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY AT THE DOOR I'M THINKING THINGS

1489. I'M THINKING THINGS I NEVER THOUGHT BEFORE ♪ ♪ LIKE WHAT YOUR LOVE

1490. I NEVER THOUGHT BEFORE ♪ ♪ LIKE WHAT YOUR LOVE WOULD TASTE LIKE

1491. WOULD TASTE LIKE GIVE ME MORE DON'T SELL THIS FEELING

1492. DON'T SELL THIS FEELING AT THE GROCERY STORE ♪ ♪ OH CAUSE YOUR LOVE

1493. AT THE GROCERY STORE ♪ ♪ OH CAUSE YOUR LOVE IT TASTE LIKE

1494. YOU'RE LIKE DRUGS YOU'RE LIKE DRUGS TO ME ♪ ♪ I'M SO INTO YOU TOTALLY

1495. YOU'RE LIKE DRUGS TO ME ♪ ♪ I'M SO INTO YOU TOTALLY YOU'RE LIKE DRUGS

1496. YOU'RE LIKE DRUGS TO ME DRUGS TO ME ♪ ♪ SO PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

1497. DRUGS TO ME ♪ ♪ SO PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY HURRY UP COME SEE ME

1498. HURRY UP COME SEE ME PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY HURRY UP COME SEE ME

1499. PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY HURRY UP COME SEE ME ENOUGH ENOUGH OF

1500. ENOUGH ENOUGH OF THIS SUFFERING ♪ ♪ HURRY UP COME SEE ME

1501. THIS SUFFERING ♪ ♪ HURRY UP COME SEE ME PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

1502. PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY PUT ME OUT ♪ ♪ OUT OF MY MISERY

1503. PUT ME OUT ♪ ♪ OUT OF MY MISERY PUT ME OUT

1504. OUT OF MY MISERY YOU'RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE ♪ ♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

1505. YOU'RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE ♪ ♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT YEAH YOU'RE IN SO

1506. MUCH TROUBLE YOU BETTER WATCH OUT ♪ ♪ YOU'RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE

1507. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT ♪ ♪ YOU'RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

1508. YEAH YOU'RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE ♪ ♪ SO PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

1509. MUCH TROUBLE ♪ ♪ SO PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY HURRY UP COME SEE ME

1510. PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY PUT ME OUT ♪ ♪ HURRY UP COME SEE ME

1511. PUT ME OUT ♪ ♪ HURRY UP COME SEE ME ENOUGH ENOUGH OF

1512. ENOUGH ENOUGH OF THIS SUFFERING ENOUGH ENOUGH OF

1513. ENOUGH ENOUGH OF THIS SUFFERING ♪ ♪ PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

1514. THIS SUFFERING ♪ ♪ PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

1515. PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY ♪ ♪ ENOUGH ENOUGH OF

1516. PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY ♪ ♪ ENOUGH ENOUGH OF THIS SUFFERING

1517. PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY ♪ ♪ ENOUGH ENOUGH OF

1518. PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY ♪ ♪ ENOUGH ENOUGH OF THIS SUFFERING

1519. ENOUGH ENOUGH OF THIS SUFFERING ♪ ♪ PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

1520. THIS SUFFERING ♪ ♪ PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

1521. PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY PUT ME OUT YOU'RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE

1522. YOU'RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE OUT OF MY MISERY ♪ ♪ PUT ME OUT

1523. OUT OF MY MISERY ♪ ♪ PUT ME OUT YOU'RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE

1524. OUT OF MY MISERY PUT ME OUT ♪

1525. > AND IF YOU'LL PLEASE HAND ME BACK THE DECK, THANK YOU KINDLY, SIR.

1526. BACK THE DECK, THANK YOU KINDLY, SIR. IS THIS YOUR CARD?

1527. SIR. IS THIS YOUR CARD? I'M AFRAID IT'S NOT, SON.

1528. IS THIS YOUR CARD? I'M AFRAID IT'S NOT, SON. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,

1529. I'M AFRAID IT'S NOT, SON. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED,

1530. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, TIE, TIE AGAIN.

1531. IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, TIE, TIE AGAIN. THANK YOU, BIG HAND.

1532. TIE, TIE AGAIN. THANK YOU, BIG HAND. BIG HAND FOR MY VOLUNTEER.

1533. THANK YOU, BIG HAND. BIG HAND FOR MY VOLUNTEER. THANK YOU, PETERSON REALTY

1534. BIG HAND FOR MY VOLUNTEER. THANK YOU, PETERSON REALTY EMPLOYEES FOR HAVING ME AT YOUR

1535. THANK YOU, PETERSON REALTY EMPLOYEES FOR HAVING ME AT YOUR COMPANY RETREAT.

1536. EMPLOYEES FOR HAVING ME AT YOUR COMPANY RETREAT. LET'S SAY WE HAVE A LITTLE FUN

1537. COMPANY RETREAT. LET'S SAY WE HAVE A LITTLE FUN AND GET THE BOSS UP HERE, MR.

1538. LET'S SAY WE HAVE A LITTLE FUN AND GET THE BOSS UP HERE, MR. PETERSON.

1539. AND GET THE BOSS UP HERE, MR. PETERSON. I'M TALKING TO YOU.

1540. PETERSON. I'M TALKING TO YOU. THAT'S RIGHT, GET UP HERE,

1541. I'M TALKING TO YOU. THAT'S RIGHT, GET UP HERE, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.

1542. THAT'S RIGHT, GET UP HERE, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE. I'LL BE GENTLE.

1543. YOU'RE IN TROUBLE. I'LL BE GENTLE. NO, NO.

1544. I'LL BE GENTLE. NO, NO. SIR, HAVE WE MET BEFORE?

1545. NO, NO. SIR, HAVE WE MET BEFORE? NO.

1546. SIR, HAVE WE MET BEFORE? NO. SIR, DO YOU HAVE A

1547. NO. SIR, DO YOU HAVE A HANDKERCHIEF I CAN BORROW?

1548. SIR, DO YOU HAVE A HANDKERCHIEF I CAN BORROW? NO, I NO LONGER DO.

1549. HANDKERCHIEF I CAN BORROW? NO, I NO LONGER DO. I PUT IT IN MY GRANDFATHER'S

1550. NO, I NO LONGER DO. I PUT IT IN MY GRANDFATHER'S CASKET TO BE BAUERRIED WITH HIM

1551. I PUT IT IN MY GRANDFATHER'S CASKET TO BE BAUERRIED WITH HIM IN THE GROUND.

1552. CASKET TO BE BAUERRIED WITH HIM IN THE GROUND. WHAT IS THIS IN YOUR POCKET

1553. IN THE GROUND. WHAT IS THIS IN YOUR POCKET THEN?

1554. WHAT IS THIS IN YOUR POCKET THEN? WHAT IS AT THE END OF THE

1555. THEN? WHAT IS AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW?

1556. WHAT IS AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW? IT LOOKS LIKE WE WENT A LITTLE

1557. RAINBOW? IT LOOKS LIKE WE WENT A LITTLE TOO FAR AND GOT THE BOSS'S

1558. IT LOOKS LIKE WE WENT A LITTLE TOO FAR AND GOT THE BOSS'S UNDYES.

1559. TOO FAR AND GOT THE BOSS'S UNDYES. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S A GOOD

1560. UNDYES. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S A GOOD TRICK, BUT THOSE AREN'T MINE?

1561. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S A GOOD TRICK, BUT THOSE AREN'T MINE? AND THEY'RE A LITTLE BIT

1562. TRICK, BUT THOSE AREN'T MINE? AND THEY'RE A LITTLE BIT SMELLY, P-U.

1563. AND THEY'RE A LITTLE BIT SMELLY, P-U. THAT IS IT UNFORTUNATE, BUT

1564. SMELLY, P-U. THAT IS IT UNFORTUNATE, BUT THEY'RE NOT MY REAL UNDIES.

1565. THAT IS IT UNFORTUNATE, BUT THEY'RE NOT MY REAL UNDIES. OH, DEAR LORD, MR. HENDRICKS.

1566. THEY'RE NOT MY REAL UNDIES. OH, DEAR LORD, MR. HENDRICKS. I THINK YOU MAY WANT TO CLEAN

1567. OH, DEAR LORD, MR. HENDRICKS. I THINK YOU MAY WANT TO CLEAN THEM WITH BLEACH.

1568. I THINK YOU MAY WANT TO CLEAN THEM WITH BLEACH. I GET IT, YOU'RE SAYING THOSE

1569. THEM WITH BLEACH. I GET IT, YOU'RE SAYING THOSE ARE MY UNDIES, AND THAT I DID

1570. I GET IT, YOU'RE SAYING THOSE ARE MY UNDIES, AND THAT I DID SKID MARK IN THEM.

1571. ARE MY UNDIES, AND THAT I DID SKID MARK IN THEM. DOESN'T BOTHER ME.

1572. SKID MARK IN THEM. DOESN'T BOTHER ME. LOOK, I'M GOING TO SHAKE YOUR

1573. DOESN'T BOTHER ME. LOOK, I'M GOING TO SHAKE YOUR HAND TO PROVE I'M A GOOD SPORT

1574. LOOK, I'M GOING TO SHAKE YOUR HAND TO PROVE I'M A GOOD SPORT ABOUT IT.

1575. HAND TO PROVE I'M A GOOD SPORT ABOUT IT. LET'S HEAR IT FOR MR.

1576. ABOUT IT. LET'S HEAR IT FOR MR. PETERSON.

1577. LET'S HEAR IT FOR MR. PETERSON. THEY'RE NOT MINE.

1578. PETERSON. THEY'RE NOT MINE. MY UNDERWEAR DOESN'T STINK.

1579. THEY'RE NOT MINE. MY UNDERWEAR DOESN'T STINK. THOSE AREN'T MINE.

1580. MY UNDERWEAR DOESN'T STINK. THOSE AREN'T MINE. WE'VE ALL HEARD THE

1581. THOSE AREN'T MINE. WE'VE ALL HEARD THE EXPRESSION TIME FLIES, BUT DID

1582. WE'VE ALL HEARD THE EXPRESSION TIME FLIES, BUT DID YOU ALSO KNOW?

1583. EXPRESSION TIME FLIES, BUT DID YOU ALSO KNOW? WHAT IS THE JOKE, EXACTLY,

1584. YOU ALSO KNOW? WHAT IS THE JOKE, EXACTLY, THAT I CRAP MY PANTS, IS THAT

1585. WHAT IS THE JOKE, EXACTLY, THAT I CRAP MY PANTS, IS THAT IT?

1586. THAT I CRAP MY PANTS, IS THAT IT? I'M SORRY?

1587. IT? I'M SORRY? THE JOKE ABOUT MY UNDYES, IS

1588. I'M SORRY? THE JOKE ABOUT MY UNDYES, IS IT THAT I CRAP MY PANTS?

1589. THE JOKE ABOUT MY UNDYES, IS IT THAT I CRAP MY PANTS? NO, NO, I JUST SAID THEY WERE

1590. IT THAT I CRAP MY PANTS? NO, NO, I JUST SAID THEY WERE STINKY.

1591. NO, NO, I JUST SAID THEY WERE STINKY. FROM CRAP, PRESUMABLY?

1592. STINKY. FROM CRAP, PRESUMABLY? ALL I SAID IS THAT THEY

1593. FROM CRAP, PRESUMABLY? ALL I SAID IS THAT THEY SMELLED.

1594. ALL I SAID IS THAT THEY SMELLED. YOU SAY A PAIR OF UNDERWEAR

1595. SMELLED. YOU SAY A PAIR OF UNDERWEAR STINKS, WHAT MADE IT STINK?

1596. YOU SAY A PAIR OF UNDERWEAR STINKS, WHAT MADE IT STINK? JUST PISS?

1597. STINKS, WHAT MADE IT STINK? JUST PISS? ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND IS

1598. JUST PISS? ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND IS GONNA THINK I CRAPPED THOSE

1599. ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND IS GONNA THINK I CRAPPED THOSE PANTS.

1600. GONNA THINK I CRAPPED THOSE PANTS. THAT'S THE JOKE.

1601. PANTS. THAT'S THE JOKE. GREAT, HILARIOUS.

1602. THAT'S THE JOKE. GREAT, HILARIOUS. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE WE

1603. GREAT, HILARIOUS. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE WE ALL KNEW WHAT WE WERE LAUGHING

1604. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE WE ALL KNEW WHAT WE WERE LAUGHING AT, CONTINUE.

1605. ALL KNEW WHAT WE WERE LAUGHING AT, CONTINUE. ALL RIGHT, AS I WAS SAYING

1606. AT, CONTINUE. ALL RIGHT, AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE, TIME FLIES.

1607. ALL RIGHT, AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE, TIME FLIES. BUT WHAT IF THERE WAS A WAY.

1608. BEFORE, TIME FLIES. BUT WHAT IF THERE WAS A WAY. SO BY YOUR JOKE'S LOGIC, I'M

1609. BUT WHAT IF THERE WAS A WAY. SO BY YOUR JOKE'S LOGIC, I'M SITTING HERE WITH NO UNDYES, AND

1610. SO BY YOUR JOKE'S LOGIC, I'M SITTING HERE WITH NO UNDYES, AND THERE'S A LOOSE LOG FLOATING IN

1611. SITTING HERE WITH NO UNDYES, AND THERE'S A LOOSE LOG FLOATING IN MY PANTS?

1612. THERE'S A LOOSE LOG FLOATING IN MY PANTS? I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A

1613. MY PANTS? I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A LOG, SIR.

1614. I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A LOG, SIR. YOU CLAIMED YOU PULLED OUT MY

1615. LOG, SIR. YOU CLAIMED YOU PULLED OUT MY UNDERWEAR, AND THERE WAS A CRAP

1616. YOU CLAIMED YOU PULLED OUT MY UNDERWEAR, AND THERE WAS A CRAP STAIN.

1617. UNDERWEAR, AND THERE WAS A CRAP STAIN. WHAT CAUSED THAT?

1618. STAIN. WHAT CAUSED THAT? A LOOSE LOG?

1619. WHAT CAUSED THAT? A LOOSE LOG? I DON'T KNOW, SIR.

1620. A LOOSE LOG? I DON'T KNOW, SIR. IF YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S A

1621. I DON'T KNOW, SIR. IF YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S A LOOSE LOG IN MY PANTS, THAT

1622. IF YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S A LOOSE LOG IN MY PANTS, THAT ACTUALLY DOES PISS ME OFF.

1623. LOOSE LOG IN MY PANTS, THAT ACTUALLY DOES PISS ME OFF. I HIRED YOU TO DO SOME MAGIC FOR

1624. ACTUALLY DOES PISS ME OFF. I HIRED YOU TO DO SOME MAGIC FOR ME AND MY EMPLOYEES AND NOW YOU

1625. I HIRED YOU TO DO SOME MAGIC FOR ME AND MY EMPLOYEES AND NOW YOU AND YOUR WIFE ARE UP THERE

1626. ME AND MY EMPLOYEES AND NOW YOU AND YOUR WIFE ARE UP THERE LAUGHING AT ME.

1627. AND YOUR WIFE ARE UP THERE LAUGHING AT ME. THIS ISN'T MY WIFE.

1628. LAUGHING AT ME. THIS ISN'T MY WIFE. WHY ARE YOU DRESSED THE SAME?

1629. THIS ISN'T MY WIFE. WHY ARE YOU DRESSED THE SAME? WHAT?

1630. WHY ARE YOU DRESSED THE SAME? WHAT? DO YOU DRESS THE SAME AS YOUR

1631. WHAT? DO YOU DRESS THE SAME AS YOUR WIFE?

1632. DO YOU DRESS THE SAME AS YOUR WIFE? YES, I DO.

1633. WIFE? YES, I DO.

1634. YES, I DO. LOOK, I LIKE THE JOKE, I DO.

1635. LOOK, I LIKE THE JOKE, I DO. BUT IF YOU'RE SO SURE THOSE ARE

1636. LOOK, I LIKE THE JOKE, I DO. BUT IF YOU'RE SO SURE THOSE ARE MY UNDERWEAR, WHY DON'T YOU BE A

1637. BUT IF YOU'RE SO SURE THOSE ARE MY UNDERWEAR, WHY DON'T YOU BE A MAN AND SHOW THE SKIDMARKS.

1638. MY UNDERWEAR, WHY DON'T YOU BE A MAN AND SHOW THE SKIDMARKS. I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT.

1639. MAN AND SHOW THE SKIDMARKS. I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT. GREAT, THEN LET'S REMOVE THE

1640. I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT. GREAT, THEN LET'S REMOVE THE SKIDMARK FROM THE CONVERSATION

1641. GREAT, THEN LET'S REMOVE THE SKIDMARK FROM THE CONVERSATION ALL TOGETHER.

1642. SKIDMARK FROM THE CONVERSATION ALL TOGETHER. FINE.

1643. ALL TOGETHER. FINE. UNLESS, OF COURSE, THE LOG

1644. FINE. UNLESS, OF COURSE, THE LOG FLEW OUT WITHOUT TOUCHING THE

1645. UNLESS, OF COURSE, THE LOG FLEW OUT WITHOUT TOUCHING THE UNDIES.

1646. FLEW OUT WITHOUT TOUCHING THE UNDIES. WHICH I THINK EVEN YOU ADMIT WAS

1647. UNDIES. WHICH I THINK EVEN YOU ADMIT WAS FARFETCHED.

1648. WHICH I THINK EVEN YOU ADMIT WAS FARFETCHED. YES, YES, IT WAS JUST A

1649. FARFETCHED. YES, YES, IT WAS JUST A STUPID JOKE, THERE'S NO

1650. YES, YES, IT WAS JUST A STUPID JOKE, THERE'S NO SKIDMARK, THEY DON'T EVEN SMELL.

1651. STUPID JOKE, THERE'S NO SKIDMARK, THEY DON'T EVEN SMELL. NOW THAT I UNDERSTAND IT, IT

1652. SKIDMARK, THEY DON'T EVEN SMELL. NOW THAT I UNDERSTAND IT, IT IS FUNNY.

1653. NOW THAT I UNDERSTAND IT, IT IS FUNNY. CAN I PLEA

1654. > THANK YOU, GWEN STEFANI! THANK YOU, LORNE, THANK YOU

1655. THANK YOU, LORNE, THANK YOU TO THE MOST AMAZING CAST AND

1656. THANK YOU, LORNE, THANK YOU TO THE MOST AMAZING CAST AND CREW.

1657. TO THE MOST AMAZING CAST AND CREW. THIS WAS THE MOST INCREDIBLE

1658. CREW. THIS WAS THE MOST INCREDIBLE WEEK, THANK YOU.

1659. THIS WAS THE MOST INCREDIBLE WEEK, THANK YOU.