Saturday Night Live 41x14

1. > WELCOME BACK TO THE ELECTION CENTER.

2. > WELCOME BACK TO THE ELECTION CENTER. I'M JAKE TAPPER.

3. CENTER. I'M JAKE TAPPER. ON CNN I PASS FOR A BONA FIDE

4. I'M JAKE TAPPER. ON CNN I PASS FOR A BONA FIDE HUNK.

5. ON CNN I PASS FOR A BONA FIDE HUNK.

6. HUNK. IT'S BEEN A CRAZY WEEK IN

7. IT'S BEEN A CRAZY WEEK IN POLITICS, SO IF TONIGHT'S

8. IT'S BEEN A CRAZY WEEK IN POLITICS, SO IF TONIGHT'S ELECTION RESULTS CONTINUE TO

9. POLITICS, SO IF TONIGHT'S ELECTION RESULTS CONTINUE TO ROLL IN, LET'S TAKE A LOOK BACK

10. ELECTION RESULTS CONTINUE TO ROLL IN, LET'S TAKE A LOOK BACK AT THE PAST SEVEN DAYS.

11. ROLL IN, LET'S TAKE A LOOK BACK AT THE PAST SEVEN DAYS. DONALD TRUMP WAS ENDORSED BY

12. AT THE PAST SEVEN DAYS. DONALD TRUMP WAS ENDORSED BY SENATOR CHRIS CHRISTIE AND

13. DONALD TRUMP WAS ENDORSED BY SENATOR CHRIS CHRISTIE AND DOMINATED SUPER TUESDAY.

14. SENATOR CHRIS CHRISTIE AND DOMINATED SUPER TUESDAY. HERE'S WHAT HE HAD TO SAY AT HIS

15. DOMINATED SUPER TUESDAY. HERE'S WHAT HE HAD TO SAY AT HIS CELEBRATORY PRESS CONFERENCE.

16. HERE'S WHAT HE HAD TO SAY AT HIS CELEBRATORY PRESS CONFERENCE.

17. CELEBRATORY PRESS CONFERENCE. WHAT A GREAT, GREAT NIGHT.

18. WHAT A GREAT, GREAT NIGHT. I REALLY AM RUNNING THE BEST

19. WHAT A GREAT, GREAT NIGHT. I REALLY AM RUNNING THE BEST CAMPAIGN, AREN'T I?

20. I REALLY AM RUNNING THE BEST CAMPAIGN, AREN'T I? THEY SAY THEY HAVEN'T SEEN

21. CAMPAIGN, AREN'T I? THEY SAY THEY HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS NOT SINCE

22. THEY SAY THEY HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS NOT SINCE GERMANY IN THE 1930s.

23. ANYTHING LIKE THIS NOT SINCE GERMANY IN THE 1930s.

24. GERMANY IN THE 1930s. I MEAN, EVERYONE LOVES ME.

25. I MEAN, EVERYONE LOVES ME. RACISTS, UGLY RACISTS, PEOPLE

26. I MEAN, EVERYONE LOVES ME. RACISTS, UGLY RACISTS, PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY WERE

27. RACISTS, UGLY RACISTS, PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY WERE RACISTS.

28. WHO DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY WERE RACISTS. PEOPLE'S WHOSE EYES ARE LIKE

29. RACISTS. PEOPLE'S WHOSE EYES ARE LIKE THIS.

30. PEOPLE'S WHOSE EYES ARE LIKE THIS. AND THIS GUY LIKES ME, DON'T

31. THIS. AND THIS GUY LIKES ME, DON'T YOU?

32. AND THIS GUY LIKES ME, DON'T YOU? WAIT.

33. YOU? WAIT. WHAT'S THAT?

34. WAIT. WHAT'S THAT? GET HIM OUT.

35. WHAT'S THAT? GET HIM OUT. AS I WAS SAYING, EVERYONE LOVES

36. GET HIM OUT. AS I WAS SAYING, EVERYONE LOVES ME.

37. AS I WAS SAYING, EVERYONE LOVES ME. I EVEN GOT THIS FAT PIECE OF

38. ME. I EVEN GOT THIS FAT PIECE OF CRAP BEHIND ME NOW.

39. I EVEN GOT THIS FAT PIECE OF CRAP BEHIND ME NOW. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, CHRIS?

40. CRAP BEHIND ME NOW. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, CHRIS? YES, SIR.

41. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, CHRIS? YES, SIR. THANK YOU, SIR.

42. YES, SIR. THANK YOU, SIR. PLEASE SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER.

43. THANK YOU, SIR. PLEASE SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER. I MEAN, HE REALLY IS A SAD,

44. PLEASE SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER. I MEAN, HE REALLY IS A SAD, DESPERATE LITTLE POTATO BACK

45. I MEAN, HE REALLY IS A SAD, DESPERATE LITTLE POTATO BACK THERE, AREN'T YOU, CHRIS?

46. DESPERATE LITTLE POTATO BACK THERE, AREN'T YOU, CHRIS? YES, SIR, THANK YOU, SIR.

47. THERE, AREN'T YOU, CHRIS? YES, SIR, THANK YOU, SIR. PLEASE SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER.

48. YES, SIR, THANK YOU, SIR. PLEASE SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER. NO.

49. PLEASE SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER. NO. GO GET ON A PLANE.

50. NO. GO GET ON A PLANE. GO HOME.

51. GO GET ON A PLANE. GO HOME. YOU GOT IT.

52. GO HOME. YOU GOT IT. ALSO, P.S., AMERICA, I HAVE A

53. YOU GOT IT. ALSO, P.S., AMERICA, I HAVE A GREAT BIG HUGE DICK.

54. ALSO, P.S., AMERICA, I HAVE A GREAT BIG HUGE DICK.

55. GREAT BIG HUGE DICK.

56. ALL RIGHT.

57. ALL RIGHT. NOW VIEWERS, I KNOW THIS IS

58. ALL RIGHT. NOW VIEWERS, I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO BE BORING, BUT LET'S

59. NOW VIEWERS, I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO BE BORING, BUT LET'S TAKE A QUICK LOOK AT THE

60. GOING TO BE BORING, BUT LET'S TAKE A QUICK LOOK AT THE DEMOCRATS.

61. TAKE A QUICK LOOK AT THE DEMOCRATS. TONIGHT IS SHAPING UP TO BE A

62. DEMOCRATS. TONIGHT IS SHAPING UP TO BE A BIG NIGHT FOR BERNIE, BUT

63. TONIGHT IS SHAPING UP TO BE A BIG NIGHT FOR BERNIE, BUT HILLARY CLINTON SCORED BIG ON

64. BIG NIGHT FOR BERNIE, BUT HILLARY CLINTON SCORED BIG ON SUPER TUESDAY.

65. HILLARY CLINTON SCORED BIG ON SUPER TUESDAY. HERE'S A CLIP OF HER THANKING

66. SUPER TUESDAY. HERE'S A CLIP OF HER THANKING SUPPORTERS.

67. HERE'S A CLIP OF HER THANKING SUPPORTERS. YES.

68. SUPPORTERS. YES. HELLO, HELLO.

69. YES. HELLO, HELLO. THANK YOU.

70. HELLO, HELLO. THANK YOU. I JUST LIKE TO SAY THANK THE

71. THANK YOU. I JUST LIKE TO SAY THANK THE Fing LORD.

72. I JUST LIKE TO SAY THANK THE Fing LORD. I WON SEVEN STATES TONIGHT, AND

73. Fing LORD. I WON SEVEN STATES TONIGHT, AND TO CELEBRATE I BOUGHT MYSELF

74. I WON SEVEN STATES TONIGHT, AND TO CELEBRATE I BOUGHT MYSELF THIS BRAND-NEW STORM TROOPER

75. TO CELEBRATE I BOUGHT MYSELF THIS BRAND-NEW STORM TROOPER COAT.

76. THIS BRAND-NEW STORM TROOPER COAT. AND TO EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR

77. COAT. AND TO EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR ME, THANK YOU FOR TRUSTING THAT

78. AND TO EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR ME, THANK YOU FOR TRUSTING THAT I, HILLARY CLINTON, CAN BRING

79. ME, THANK YOU FOR TRUSTING THAT I, HILLARY CLINTON, CAN BRING THIS COUNTRY TOGETHER JUST LIKE

80. I, HILLARY CLINTON, CAN BRING THIS COUNTRY TOGETHER JUST LIKE I BROUGHT THESE TEN BLACK PEOPLE

81. THIS COUNTRY TOGETHER JUST LIKE I BROUGHT THESE TEN BLACK PEOPLE AND ONE MUSLIM PERSON TOGETHER

82. I BROUGHT THESE TEN BLACK PEOPLE AND ONE MUSLIM PERSON TOGETHER BEHIND ME TONIGHT FOR THIS

83. AND ONE MUSLIM PERSON TOGETHER BEHIND ME TONIGHT FOR THIS STAGE.

84. BEHIND ME TONIGHT FOR THIS STAGE.

85. STAGE. YES.

86. YES. AREN'T THESE PEOPLE GREAT?

87. YES. AREN'T THESE PEOPLE GREAT? THEY'RE STRONG, THEY'RE

88. AREN'T THESE PEOPLE GREAT? THEY'RE STRONG, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL, AND THEY'VE ALL BEEN

89. THEY'RE STRONG, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL, AND THEY'VE ALL BEEN PUNCHED IN THE NOSE AT A TRUMP

90. BEAUTIFUL, AND THEY'VE ALL BEEN PUNCHED IN THE NOSE AT A TRUMP RALLY.

91. PUNCHED IN THE NOSE AT A TRUMP RALLY. AND SPEAKING OF TRUMP, HE'S ON

92. RALLY. AND SPEAKING OF TRUMP, HE'S ON TRACK TO BECOME THE REPUBLICAN

93. AND SPEAKING OF TRUMP, HE'S ON TRACK TO BECOME THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE.

94. TRACK TO BECOME THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE. SO TO ALL OF YOU VOTERS OUT

95. NOMINEE. SO TO ALL OF YOU VOTERS OUT THERE WHO HAVE THOUGHT FOR

96. SO TO ALL OF YOU VOTERS OUT THERE WHO HAVE THOUGHT FOR YEARS, I HATE HILLARY.

97. THERE WHO HAVE THOUGHT FOR YEARS, I HATE HILLARY. I COULD NEVER VOTE FOR HER.

98. YEARS, I HATE HILLARY. I COULD NEVER VOTE FOR HER. TO YOU, I SAY, WELCOME.

99. I COULD NEVER VOTE FOR HER. TO YOU, I SAY, WELCOME.

100. TO YOU, I SAY, WELCOME. BECAUSE I GOT CLOWNS TO THE LEFT

101. BECAUSE I GOT CLOWNS TO THE LEFT OF ME, JOKERS TO THE RIGHT AND

102. BECAUSE I GOT CLOWNS TO THE LEFT OF ME, JOKERS TO THE RIGHT AND HERE YOU ARE STUCK IN THE MIDDLE

103. OF ME, JOKERS TO THE RIGHT AND HERE YOU ARE STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH ME.

104. HERE YOU ARE STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH ME.

105. WITH ME. POWERFUL SPEECH.

106. POWERFUL SPEECH. NOW, LET'S GET BACK TO THE FUN

107. POWERFUL SPEECH. NOW, LET'S GET BACK TO THE FUN STUFF.

108. NOW, LET'S GET BACK TO THE FUN STUFF. THE REPUBLICANS.

109. STUFF. THE REPUBLICANS. TONIGHT'S ELECTION RESULTS ARE

110. THE REPUBLICANS. TONIGHT'S ELECTION RESULTS ARE IN AND HERE TO TALK ABOUT HIS

111. TONIGHT'S ELECTION RESULTS ARE IN AND HERE TO TALK ABOUT HIS BIG WINS IS SENATOR TED CRUZ.

112. IN AND HERE TO TALK ABOUT HIS BIG WINS IS SENATOR TED CRUZ. CAUTION, WE'RE ABOUT TO SHOW HIS

113. BIG WINS IS SENATOR TED CRUZ. CAUTION, WE'RE ABOUT TO SHOW HIS WHOLE FACE ON THE SCREEN.

114. CAUTION, WE'RE ABOUT TO SHOW HIS WHOLE FACE ON THE SCREEN. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

115. WHOLE FACE ON THE SCREEN. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. HELLO, JAKE.

116. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. HELLO, JAKE. OH!

117. HELLO, JAKE. OH! STILL GOT ME EVEN THOUGH I KNEW

118. OH! STILL GOT ME EVEN THOUGH I KNEW IT WAS COMING.

119. STILL GOT ME EVEN THOUGH I KNEW IT WAS COMING. HAPPENS TO EVERYONE.

120. IT WAS COMING. HAPPENS TO EVERYONE. NOW, SENATOR, TONIGHT YOU

121. HAPPENS TO EVERYONE. NOW, SENATOR, TONIGHT YOU BEAT TRUMP IN BOTH KANSAS AND

122. NOW, SENATOR, TONIGHT YOU BEAT TRUMP IN BOTH KANSAS AND MAINE, WHICH WAS A HUGE UPSET.

123. BEAT TRUMP IN BOTH KANSAS AND MAINE, WHICH WAS A HUGE UPSET. THAT'S RIGHT.

124. MAINE, WHICH WAS A HUGE UPSET. THAT'S RIGHT. I BEAT HIM GOOD.

125. THAT'S RIGHT. I BEAT HIM GOOD. AND WHEN I BEAT SOMEONE, IT

126. I BEAT HIM GOOD. AND WHEN I BEAT SOMEONE, IT HURTS BECAUSE I STILL WEAR MY

127. AND WHEN I BEAT SOMEONE, IT HURTS BECAUSE I STILL WEAR MY BIG UGLY CLASS RING.

128. HURTS BECAUSE I STILL WEAR MY BIG UGLY CLASS RING. THAT'S RIGHT.

129. BIG UGLY CLASS RING. THAT'S RIGHT. I'M ONE OF THOSE GUYS.

130. THAT'S RIGHT. I'M ONE OF THOSE GUYS. BUT YOU DID STILL LOSE

131. I'M ONE OF THOSE GUYS. BUT YOU DID STILL LOSE TONIGHT IN KENTUCKY AND

132. BUT YOU DID STILL LOSE TONIGHT IN KENTUCKY AND LOUISIANA.

133. TONIGHT IN KENTUCKY AND LOUISIANA. AND THAT'S OKAY.

134. LOUISIANA. AND THAT'S OKAY. I STILL LOVE THOSE STATES LIKE

135. AND THAT'S OKAY. I STILL LOVE THOSE STATES LIKE THEY'RE MY OWN CHILDREN.

136. I STILL LOVE THOSE STATES LIKE THEY'RE MY OWN CHILDREN. AND JUST LIKE MY OWN CHILDREN,

137. THEY'RE MY OWN CHILDREN. AND JUST LIKE MY OWN CHILDREN, DON'T THOSE STATES SAID, EW,

138. AND JUST LIKE MY OWN CHILDREN, DON'T THOSE STATES SAID, EW, GROSS.

139. DON'T THOSE STATES SAID, EW, GROSS. I HATE YOU.

140. GROSS. I HATE YOU.

141. I HATE YOU. NOW, SENATOR, LET'S TALK

142. NOW, SENATOR, LET'S TALK QUICKLY ABOUT THURSDAY'S GOP

143. NOW, SENATOR, LET'S TALK QUICKLY ABOUT THURSDAY'S GOP DEBATE, WHICH MANY CALLED

144. QUICKLY ABOUT THURSDAY'S GOP DEBATE, WHICH MANY CALLED CRAZEBALLS.

145. DEBATE, WHICH MANY CALLED CRAZEBALLS. OH, YES.

146. CRAZEBALLS. OH, YES. THE DEBATE WAS SO MUCH FUN.

147. OH, YES. THE DEBATE WAS SO MUCH FUN. I TALKED POLICY, I LAID OUT MY

148. THE DEBATE WAS SO MUCH FUN. I TALKED POLICY, I LAID OUT MY PLAN FOR AMERICA.

149. I TALKED POLICY, I LAID OUT MY PLAN FOR AMERICA. AND RIGHT AT THE END, I ATE A

150. PLAN FOR AMERICA. AND RIGHT AT THE END, I ATE A TINY LITTLE WHITE BOOGER OFF MY

151. AND RIGHT AT THE END, I ATE A TINY LITTLE WHITE BOOGER OFF MY LIP.

152. TINY LITTLE WHITE BOOGER OFF MY LIP. YES.

153. LIP. YES. THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.

154. YES. THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. I KNOW, RIGHT?

155. THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. I KNOW, RIGHT?

156. I KNOW, RIGHT? ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU,

157. ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, SENATOR.

158. ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, SENATOR. AND FINALLY, JOINING US NOW, HE

159. SENATOR. AND FINALLY, JOINING US NOW, HE CAME OUT STRONG AGAINST DONALD

160. AND FINALLY, JOINING US NOW, HE CAME OUT STRONG AGAINST DONALD TRUMP WITH AN UNPRECEDENTED

161. CAME OUT STRONG AGAINST DONALD TRUMP WITH AN UNPRECEDENTED PUBLIC ADDRESS ON THURSDAY.

162. TRUMP WITH AN UNPRECEDENTED PUBLIC ADDRESS ON THURSDAY. 2012 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE MITT

163. PUBLIC ADDRESS ON THURSDAY. 2012 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE MITT ROMNEY.

164. 2012 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE MITT ROMNEY. HELLO, GOVERNOR.

165. ROMNEY. HELLO, GOVERNOR. HELLO, JAKE.

166. HELLO, GOVERNOR. HELLO, JAKE.

167. HELLO, JAKE. THANKS FOR HAVING ME.

168. THANKS FOR HAVING ME. NOW, THAT'S RIGHT, AMERICA, I'M

169. THANKS FOR HAVING ME. NOW, THAT'S RIGHT, AMERICA, I'M BACK.

170. NOW, THAT'S RIGHT, AMERICA, I'M BACK. YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR IT, BUT

171. BACK. YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR IT, BUT YOU'VE GOT IT.

172. YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR IT, BUT YOU'VE GOT IT.

173. YOU'VE GOT IT. GOVERNOR, WHY HAVE YOU

174. GOVERNOR, WHY HAVE YOU DECIDED TO SPEAK OUT AGAINST

175. GOVERNOR, WHY HAVE YOU DECIDED TO SPEAK OUT AGAINST DONALD TRUMP?

176. DECIDED TO SPEAK OUT AGAINST DONALD TRUMP? FOR THE LAST NINE MONTHS I'VE

177. DONALD TRUMP? FOR THE LAST NINE MONTHS I'VE SAT DOWN AND WATCHED DONALD

178. FOR THE LAST NINE MONTHS I'VE SAT DOWN AND WATCHED DONALD TRUMP SAY SOMETHING EVERY DAY

179. SAT DOWN AND WATCHED DONALD TRUMP SAY SOMETHING EVERY DAY THAT WAS EITHER RACIST OR

180. TRUMP SAY SOMETHING EVERY DAY THAT WAS EITHER RACIST OR SEXIST.

181. THAT WAS EITHER RACIST OR SEXIST. AND WE IN THE GOP, THE PARTY OF

182. SEXIST. AND WE IN THE GOP, THE PARTY OF THE GREAT RONALD REAGAN, WE DO

183. AND WE IN THE GOP, THE PARTY OF THE GREAT RONALD REAGAN, WE DO NOT SAY RACIST AND SEXIST

184. THE GREAT RONALD REAGAN, WE DO NOT SAY RACIST AND SEXIST THINGS.

185. NOT SAY RACIST AND SEXIST THINGS. WE IMPLY THEM.

186. THINGS. WE IMPLY THEM.

187. WE IMPLY THEM. OVER DECADES AND DECADES OF

188. OVER DECADES AND DECADES OF POLICIES.

189. OVER DECADES AND DECADES OF POLICIES. SO I FELT THAT I HAD TO TAKE

190. POLICIES. SO I FELT THAT I HAD TO TAKE MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS, WELL

191. SO I FELT THAT I HAD TO TAKE MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS, WELL MANICURED HANDS AND FOLLOW THE

192. MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS, WELL MANICURED HANDS AND FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF MY FAVORITE RAPSTER

193. MANICURED HANDS AND FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF MY FAVORITE RAPSTER MACKLEMORE.

194. ADVICE OF MY FAVORITE RAPSTER MACKLEMORE. AND I CHOSE TO PUT DONALD TRUMP

195. MACKLEMORE. AND I CHOSE TO PUT DONALD TRUMP ON BLAST.

196. AND I CHOSE TO PUT DONALD TRUMP ON BLAST. AMERICA, HE'S A FOOL.

197. ON BLAST. AMERICA, HE'S A FOOL. FOUR YEARS AGO HE ENDORSED

198. AMERICA, HE'S A FOOL. FOUR YEARS AGO HE ENDORSED YOU FOR PRESIDENT.

199. FOUR YEARS AGO HE ENDORSED YOU FOR PRESIDENT. LIKE I SAID, HE'S A FOOL.

200. YOU FOR PRESIDENT. LIKE I SAID, HE'S A FOOL. HE'S A FRAUD, A SCAM, A

201. LIKE I SAID, HE'S A FOOL. HE'S A FRAUD, A SCAM, A FLIM-FLAM MAN.

202. HE'S A FRAUD, A SCAM, A FLIM-FLAM MAN. NOW, IF YOU VOTE FOR DONALD

203. FLIM-FLAM MAN. NOW, IF YOU VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP — AND I HATE TO USE A

204. NOW, IF YOU VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP — AND I HATE TO USE A CURSE WORD ON TELEVISION — BUT

205. TRUMP — AND I HATE TO USE A CURSE WORD ON TELEVISION — BUT IF YOU VOTE FOR HIM, YOU'RE A

206. CURSE WORD ON TELEVISION — BUT IF YOU VOTE FOR HIM, YOU'RE A SUCKER.

207. IF YOU VOTE FOR HIM, YOU'RE A SUCKER. OH, FORGIVE ME, JOSEPH SMITH.

208. SUCKER. OH, FORGIVE ME, JOSEPH SMITH. YOU ARE PRETTY RILED UP.

209. OH, FORGIVE ME, JOSEPH SMITH. YOU ARE PRETTY RILED UP. GOSH DARN RIGHT I AM.

210. YOU ARE PRETTY RILED UP. GOSH DARN RIGHT I AM. AND THAT'S WHY ON THURSDAY, LAST

211. GOSH DARN RIGHT I AM. AND THAT'S WHY ON THURSDAY, LAST THURSDAY, I ROLLED UP MY

212. AND THAT'S WHY ON THURSDAY, LAST THURSDAY, I ROLLED UP MY THOUSAND DOLLARED MONOGRAMMED

213. THURSDAY, I ROLLED UP MY THOUSAND DOLLARED MONOGRAMMED SLEEVES, I TOOK A COUPLE SHOTS

214. THOUSAND DOLLARED MONOGRAMMED SLEEVES, I TOOK A COUPLE SHOTS OF NONALCOHOLIC KAHLUA.

215. SLEEVES, I TOOK A COUPLE SHOTS OF NONALCOHOLIC KAHLUA. I DID TEN WOMEN'S PUSH-UPS AND

216. OF NONALCOHOLIC KAHLUA. I DID TEN WOMEN'S PUSH-UPS AND THEN I WENT OUT THERE AND I GAVE

217. I DID TEN WOMEN'S PUSH-UPS AND THEN I WENT OUT THERE AND I GAVE THE MOST AGGRESSIVE, PASSIONATE,

218. THEN I WENT OUT THERE AND I GAVE THE MOST AGGRESSIVE, PASSIONATE, WELL MEASURED ANTI-TRUMP SPEECH

219. THE MOST AGGRESSIVE, PASSIONATE, WELL MEASURED ANTI-TRUMP SPEECH I COULD.

220. WELL MEASURED ANTI-TRUMP SPEECH I COULD. AND DO YOU THINK YOUR SPEECH

221. I COULD. AND DO YOU THINK YOUR SPEECH CHANGED THE MINDS OF ANY

222. AND DO YOU THINK YOUR SPEECH CHANGED THE MINDS OF ANY SUPPORTERS?

223. CHANGED THE MINDS OF ANY SUPPORTERS? I DO NOT.

224. SUPPORTERS? I DO NOT. DO YOU THINK ANY TRUMP

225. I DO NOT. DO YOU THINK ANY TRUMP SUPPORTERS EVEN WATCHED?

226. DO YOU THINK ANY TRUMP SUPPORTERS EVEN WATCHED? NOT ON PURPOSE, NO.

227. SUPPORTERS EVEN WATCHED? NOT ON PURPOSE, NO. DO YOU THINK YOUR SPEECH HURT

228. NOT ON PURPOSE, NO. DO YOU THINK YOUR SPEECH HURT TRUMP AT ALL?

229. DO YOU THINK YOUR SPEECH HURT TRUMP AT ALL? HONESTLY, I WOULD ASSUME IT

230. TRUMP AT ALL? HONESTLY, I WOULD ASSUME IT PROBABLY HELPED HIM.

231. HONESTLY, I WOULD ASSUME IT PROBABLY HELPED HIM. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD

232. PROBABLY HELPED HIM. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAY DIRECTLY TO DONALD

233. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAY DIRECTLY TO DONALD TRUMP?

234. LIKE TO SAY DIRECTLY TO DONALD TRUMP? YES, YES, THERE IS.

235. TRUMP? YES, YES, THERE IS. DONALD, YOU'RE DUPLICITOUS,

236. YES, YES, THERE IS. DONALD, YOU'RE DUPLICITOUS, YOU'RE WRECKLESS AND IF YOU

237. DONALD, YOU'RE DUPLICITOUS, YOU'RE WRECKLESS AND IF YOU BECOME THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE,

238. YOU'RE WRECKLESS AND IF YOU BECOME THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE, KNOW THIS, I WOULD MAKE A GREAT

239. BECOME THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE, KNOW THIS, I WOULD MAKE A GREAT VICE PRESIDENT.

240. KNOW THIS, I WOULD MAKE A GREAT VICE PRESIDENT. AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S

241. VICE PRESIDENT. AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!

242. AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!

243. SATURDAY NIGHT! > IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."

244. > IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." WITH —

245. FEATURING —

246. MUSICAL GUEST, FUTURE. AND YOUR HOST, JONAH HILL.

247. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JONAH HILL.

248. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

249. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I HAVE HAD SUCH A CRAZY YEAR.

250. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I HAVE HAD SUCH A CRAZY YEAR. WOW.

251. I HAVE HAD SUCH A CRAZY YEAR. WOW. SO MUCH HAPPENED.

252. WOW. SO MUCH HAPPENED. I HAD A STARRING ROLE IN THE

253. SO MUCH HAPPENED. I HAD A STARRING ROLE IN THE "HAIL CAESAR!" TRAILER.

254. I HAD A STARRING ROLE IN THE "HAIL CAESAR!" TRAILER. WHAT ELSE?

255. "HAIL CAESAR!" TRAILER. WHAT ELSE?

256. WHAT ELSE? I SAW "DEADPOOL" OPENING DAY.

257. I SAW "DEADPOOL" OPENING DAY. THANK GOD A QUESTION.

258. I SAW "DEADPOOL" OPENING DAY. THANK GOD A QUESTION. MEDIUM FAN HERE.

259. THANK GOD A QUESTION. MEDIUM FAN HERE. I NOTICED YOU HAVEN'T STARRED IN

260. MEDIUM FAN HERE. I NOTICED YOU HAVEN'T STARRED IN A MOVIE IN A LONG TIME.

261. I NOTICED YOU HAVEN'T STARRED IN A MOVIE IN A LONG TIME. FIRST OF ALL, CRAZY RUDE.

262. A MOVIE IN A LONG TIME. FIRST OF ALL, CRAZY RUDE. SECOND OF ALL, THAT'S NOT REALLY

263. FIRST OF ALL, CRAZY RUDE. SECOND OF ALL, THAT'S NOT REALLY A QUESTION, KYLE.

264. SECOND OF ALL, THAT'S NOT REALLY A QUESTION, KYLE. OKAY.

265. A QUESTION, KYLE. OKAY. HERE'S A QUESTION.

266. OKAY. HERE'S A QUESTION. WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING A MOVIE

267. HERE'S A QUESTION. WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING A MOVIE STAR?

268. WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING A MOVIE STAR? I MEAN, CAN YOU ASK ONE OF YOUR

269. STAR? I MEAN, CAN YOU ASK ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS?

270. I MEAN, CAN YOU ASK ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS? THAT'S REALLY FUNNY, KYLE.

271. FRIENDS? THAT'S REALLY FUNNY, KYLE. I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS THAT YOU

272. THAT'S REALLY FUNNY, KYLE. I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS THAT YOU MAKE.

273. I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS THAT YOU MAKE. THEY REMIND ME HOW MUCH I MISS

274. MAKE. THEY REMIND ME HOW MUCH I MISS ANDY SAMBERG.

275. THEY REMIND ME HOW MUCH I MISS ANDY SAMBERG. ANYWAY, THIS IS MY FOURTH TIME

276. ANDY SAMBERG. ANYWAY, THIS IS MY FOURTH TIME HOSTING.

277. ANYWAY, THIS IS MY FOURTH TIME HOSTING. SO I THOUGHT —

278. HOSTING. SO I THOUGHT —

279. SO I THOUGHT — SO I THOUGHT I'D MIX IT UP.

280. SO I THOUGHT I'D MIX IT UP. WE HAVE AN AMAZING MUSICAL GUEST

281. SO I THOUGHT I'D MIX IT UP. WE HAVE AN AMAZING MUSICAL GUEST TONIGHT.

282. WE HAVE AN AMAZING MUSICAL GUEST TONIGHT. FUTURE.

283. TONIGHT. FUTURE. I AM SUCH A BIG FAN OF FUTURE.

284. FUTURE. I AM SUCH A BIG FAN OF FUTURE. I FIGURE I'M SUCH A BIG FAN OF

285. I AM SUCH A BIG FAN OF FUTURE. I FIGURE I'M SUCH A BIG FAN OF FUTURE, LET'S FORGET THE

286. I FIGURE I'M SUCH A BIG FAN OF FUTURE, LET'S FORGET THE MONOLOGUE AND KICK THINGS OFF

287. FUTURE, LET'S FORGET THE MONOLOGUE AND KICK THINGS OFF WITH A MUSICAL PERFORMANCE BY

288. MONOLOGUE AND KICK THINGS OFF WITH A MUSICAL PERFORMANCE BY FUTURE FEATURING DRAKE!

289. WITH A MUSICAL PERFORMANCE BY FUTURE FEATURING DRAKE!

290. FUTURE FEATURING DRAKE! DRAKE'S NOT HERE, MAN.

291. DRAKE'S NOT HERE, MAN. OH, HE'S NOT?

292. DRAKE'S NOT HERE, MAN. OH, HE'S NOT? I GUESS I CAN DO IT.

293. OH, HE'S NOT? I GUESS I CAN DO IT. NO, I'LL DO IT.

294. I GUESS I CAN DO IT. NO, I'LL DO IT. GET OUT OF HERE, JAY.

295. NO, I'LL DO IT. GET OUT OF HERE, JAY. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT.

296. GET OUT OF HERE, JAY. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT. ANYWAYS, FUTE, YOU WERE

297. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT. ANYWAYS, FUTE, YOU WERE INSISTING I SHOULD DO DRAKE'S

298. ANYWAYS, FUTE, YOU WERE INSISTING I SHOULD DO DRAKE'S PART?

299. INSISTING I SHOULD DO DRAKE'S PART? I NEVER SAID THAT.

300. PART? I NEVER SAID THAT. I GUESS I CAN DO IT.

301. I NEVER SAID THAT. I GUESS I CAN DO IT. I HAVE ONE QUESTION.

302. I GUESS I CAN DO IT. I HAVE ONE QUESTION. NO, YOU CAN'T SAY ANY OF THE

303. I HAVE ONE QUESTION. NO, YOU CAN'T SAY ANY OF THE N-WORDS.

304. NO, YOU CAN'T SAY ANY OF THE N-WORDS. OF COURSE, NOT.

305. N-WORDS. OF COURSE, NOT. I NEVER SING THEM.

306. OF COURSE, NOT. I NEVER SING THEM. EVEN WHEN YOU'RE ALONE.

307. I NEVER SING THEM. EVEN WHEN YOU'RE ALONE. LET'S DO THIS.

308. EVEN WHEN YOU'RE ALONE. LET'S DO THIS. "JUMPMAN."

309. "JUMPMAN." ♪ HALLOWEEN

310. TALIBAN HALLOWEEN ♪ ♪ JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN

311. HALLOWEEN ♪ ♪ JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN THEM BOYS UP TO SOMETHIN'

312. I JUST FOUND MY TEMPO I'M LIKE DJ MUSTARD ♪ ♪ LOBSTER AND CELINE

313. I'M LIKE DJ MUSTARD ♪ ♪ LOBSTER AND CELINE FOR ALL MY BABIES

314. FOR ALL MY BABIES THAT I MISS ♪ ♪ CHICKEN FINGERS

315. THAT I MISS ♪ ♪ CHICKEN FINGERS FRENCH FRIES FOR THEM HOES

316. FRENCH FRIES FOR THEM HOES THAT WANNA DISS ♪ ♪ JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN

317. THAT WANNA DISS ♪ ♪ JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN UH UH UH UH THINK

318. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU GUYS.

319. > THE MEDIA'S BEEN SAYING PRETTY NEGATIVE THINGS ABOUT DONALD TRUMP.

320. PRETTY NEGATIVE THINGS ABOUT DONALD TRUMP. BUT WHAT ARE REAL AMERICANS

321. DONALD TRUMP. BUT WHAT ARE REAL AMERICANS SAYING?

322. BUT WHAT ARE REAL AMERICANS SAYING? THE GUY'S A WINNER.

323. SAYING? THE GUY'S A WINNER. HE'S AUTHENTIC.

324. THE GUY'S A WINNER. HE'S AUTHENTIC. HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO'S

325. HE'S AUTHENTIC. HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO'S ACTUALLY CREATED JOBS.

326. HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO'S ACTUALLY CREATED JOBS. HE LITERALLY WROTE THE BOOK

327. ACTUALLY CREATED JOBS. HE LITERALLY WROTE THE BOOK ON NEGOTIATING.

328. HE LITERALLY WROTE THE BOOK ON NEGOTIATING. TRUMP'S AN OUTSIDER.

329. ON NEGOTIATING. TRUMP'S AN OUTSIDER. WASHINGTON NEEDS THAT.

330. TRUMP'S AN OUTSIDER. WASHINGTON NEEDS THAT. I THINK HE COULD MAKE THIS

331. WASHINGTON NEEDS THAT. I THINK HE COULD MAKE THIS COUNTRY GREAT AGAIN.

332. I THINK HE COULD MAKE THIS COUNTRY GREAT AGAIN. SO WHEN PEOPLE ASK WHY YOU

333. COUNTRY GREAT AGAIN. SO WHEN PEOPLE ASK WHY YOU SUPPORT DONALD TRUMP, YOU JUST

334. SO WHEN PEOPLE ASK WHY YOU SUPPORT DONALD TRUMP, YOU JUST TELL THEM —

335. SUPPORT DONALD TRUMP, YOU JUST TELL THEM — HE'S GOING TO TAKE OUR

336. TELL THEM — HE'S GOING TO TAKE OUR ECONOMY FROM HERE TO HERE.

337. HE'S GOING TO TAKE OUR ECONOMY FROM HERE TO HERE. AND I LIKE THAT.

338. ECONOMY FROM HERE TO HERE. AND I LIKE THAT. HE'S NOT SOME CAUTIOUS

339. AND I LIKE THAT. HE'S NOT SOME CAUTIOUS POLITICIAN.

340. HE'S NOT SOME CAUTIOUS POLITICIAN. HE SAYS WHAT I'M THINKING.

341. POLITICIAN. HE SAYS WHAT I'M THINKING.

342. HE SAYS WHAT I'M THINKING. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

343. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. I JUST LIKE THE GUY.

344. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. I JUST LIKE THE GUY.

345. I JUST LIKE THE GUY. SOME OF HIS IDEAS SEEM A

346. SOME OF HIS IDEAS SEEM A LITTLE OUT THERE, BUT I LIKE

347. SOME OF HIS IDEAS SEEM A LITTLE OUT THERE, BUT I LIKE THAT HE'S LOOKING TOWARDS

348. LITTLE OUT THERE, BUT I LIKE THAT HE'S LOOKING TOWARDS SOLUTIONS.

349. THAT HE'S LOOKING TOWARDS SOLUTIONS. HE'S DEFINITELY NOT PC.

350. WHY DO I SUPPORT TRUMP? THREE WORDS. GOOD, ASS, BUSINESS.

351. THREE WORDS. GOOD, ASS, BUSINESS. A MESSAGE FROM RACISTS FOR

352. GOOD, ASS, BUSINESS. A MESSAGE FROM RACISTS FOR DONALD TRUMP.

353. A MESSAGE FROM RACISTS FOR DONALD TRUMP.

354. > YOU'RE WATCHING SOUTHEASTERN WISCONSIN'S AWARD WINNING NEWS TEAM.

355. WISCONSIN'S AWARD WINNING NEWS TEAM. TOP OF THE HOUR FROM THE BOTTOM

356. TEAM. TOP OF THE HOUR FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE.

357. TOP OF THE HOUR FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE. THIS IS FOND du LAC ACTION NEWS.

358. OF THE LAKE. THIS IS FOND du LAC ACTION NEWS. I'M TRISH WISNIEWSKI.

359. THIS IS FOND du LAC ACTION NEWS. I'M TRISH WISNIEWSKI. I'M JOE BUSH.

360. I'M TRISH WISNIEWSKI. I'M JOE BUSH. AND HERE'S YOUR NEWS FOND du

361. I'M JOE BUSH. AND HERE'S YOUR NEWS FOND du LAC.

362. AND HERE'S YOUR NEWS FOND du LAC. LET'S GET TO TONIGHT'S TOP

363. LAC. LET'S GET TO TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES.

364. LET'S GET TO TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES. > OUTRAGE, DETERMINE WHERE

365. STORIES. > OUTRAGE, DETERMINE WHERE RECENTLY RELEASED STOCK SUPPLIER

366. > OUTRAGE, DETERMINE WHERE RECENTLY RELEASED STOCK SUPPLIER JIM HEINZLE WAS.

367. RECENTLY RELEASED STOCK SUPPLIER JIM HEINZLE WAS. I HOPE HE DOESN'T GET JUDGE

368. JIM HEINZLE WAS. I HOPE HE DOESN'T GET JUDGE BRIGGS.

369. I HOPE HE DOESN'T GET JUDGE BRIGGS. 'CAUSE SHE FINED ME 300 BUCKS

370. BRIGGS. 'CAUSE SHE FINED ME 300 BUCKS FOR GOING THROUGH A STOP AND GO

371. 'CAUSE SHE FINED ME 300 BUCKS FOR GOING THROUGH A STOP AND GO LIGHT TO PIZZA HUT THAT I KNOW

372. FOR GOING THROUGH A STOP AND GO LIGHT TO PIZZA HUT THAT I KNOW WAS YELLOW.

373. LIGHT TO PIZZA HUT THAT I KNOW WAS YELLOW. YELLOW?

374. WAS YELLOW. YELLOW? I'VE DRIVEN WITH YOU.

375. YELLOW? I'VE DRIVEN WITH YOU. COME ON.

376. I'VE DRIVEN WITH YOU. COME ON. > ON TO OUR NEXT STORY.

377. COME ON. > ON TO OUR NEXT STORY. RUMORS ARE SWIRLIN' ABOUT THE

378. > ON TO OUR NEXT STORY. RUMORS ARE SWIRLIN' ABOUT THE POSSIBLE CANCELLATION OF THIS

379. RUMORS ARE SWIRLIN' ABOUT THE POSSIBLE CANCELLATION OF THIS YEAR'S ANNUAL WINTERFEST.

380. POSSIBLE CANCELLATION OF THIS YEAR'S ANNUAL WINTERFEST. OUR VERY OWN BARB VON STAPEN IS

381. YEAR'S ANNUAL WINTERFEST. OUR VERY OWN BARB VON STAPEN IS AT THE FAIRGROUNDS.

382. OUR VERY OWN BARB VON STAPEN IS AT THE FAIRGROUNDS. LET'S GO TO HER LIVE.

383. AT THE FAIRGROUNDS. LET'S GO TO HER LIVE. HI THERE, TRISH AND JOE.

384. LET'S GO TO HER LIVE. HI THERE, TRISH AND JOE. HI, BARB.

385. HI THERE, TRISH AND JOE. HI, BARB. WHAT'S HAPPENING THERE, BARB?

386. HI, BARB. WHAT'S HAPPENING THERE, BARB? BECAUSE MY FRIEND JOHN WHEELER

387. WHAT'S HAPPENING THERE, BARB? BECAUSE MY FRIEND JOHN WHEELER FROM THE SNOWMOBILE PLACE CALLED

388. BECAUSE MY FRIEND JOHN WHEELER FROM THE SNOWMOBILE PLACE CALLED ME AND SAID THIS IS A BIG MESS.

389. FROM THE SNOWMOBILE PLACE CALLED ME AND SAID THIS IS A BIG MESS. AND I SAID, OH, YEAH, I KNOW.

390. ME AND SAID THIS IS A BIG MESS. AND I SAID, OH, YEAH, I KNOW. YEAH, YEAH, MY FRIEND JANET

391. AND I SAID, OH, YEAH, I KNOW. YEAH, YEAH, MY FRIEND JANET WORKS AT LABATT'S GOES TO ME,

392. YEAH, YEAH, MY FRIEND JANET WORKS AT LABATT'S GOES TO ME, THERE'S GOTTA BE A SOLUTION.

393. WORKS AT LABATT'S GOES TO ME, THERE'S GOTTA BE A SOLUTION. AND I GO, WELL, WHAT IS IT?

394. THERE'S GOTTA BE A SOLUTION. AND I GO, WELL, WHAT IS IT? SHE GOES, I DON'T KNOW.

395. AND I GO, WELL, WHAT IS IT? SHE GOES, I DON'T KNOW. I GO, OKAY.

396. SHE GOES, I DON'T KNOW. I GO, OKAY.

397. I GO, OKAY. GOOD POINT.

398. GOOD POINT. THANK YOU FOR THAT REPORT, BARB.

399. GOOD POINT. THANK YOU FOR THAT REPORT, BARB. KEEP US POSTED.

400. THANK YOU FOR THAT REPORT, BARB. KEEP US POSTED. YEAH, NO PROBS.

401. KEEP US POSTED. YEAH, NO PROBS. BACK TO YOU GUYS.

402. YEAH, NO PROBS. BACK TO YOU GUYS.

403. BACK TO YOU GUYS. ALL RIGHT.

404. ALL RIGHT. SO WHAT NEXT?

405. ALL RIGHT. SO WHAT NEXT? SHOULD WE DO WEATHER?

406. SO WHAT NEXT? SHOULD WE DO WEATHER? YEAH, SOUNDS GOOD.

407. SHOULD WE DO WEATHER? YEAH, SOUNDS GOOD. LET'S GO TO MARY-PAT WITH THE

408. YEAH, SOUNDS GOOD. LET'S GO TO MARY-PAT WITH THE WEATHER.

409. LET'S GO TO MARY-PAT WITH THE WEATHER. HEY, WHAT ARE WE LOOKIN' AT MARY

410. WEATHER. HEY, WHAT ARE WE LOOKIN' AT MARY PAT?

411. HEY, WHAT ARE WE LOOKIN' AT MARY PAT? YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS, YOU

412. PAT? YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS, YOU KNOW, WHO CAN TELL WHAT THE

413. YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS, YOU KNOW, WHO CAN TELL WHAT THE WEATHER'S GONNA DO, YOU KNOW?

414. KNOW, WHO CAN TELL WHAT THE WEATHER'S GONNA DO, YOU KNOW? ONE DAY IT'S FREAKIN' SNOWIN'

415. WEATHER'S GONNA DO, YOU KNOW? ONE DAY IT'S FREAKIN' SNOWIN' AND THE NEXT DAY I GOT ALL THE

416. ONE DAY IT'S FREAKIN' SNOWIN' AND THE NEXT DAY I GOT ALL THE WINDOWS DOWN IN MY NAVIGATOR.

417. AND THE NEXT DAY I GOT ALL THE WINDOWS DOWN IN MY NAVIGATOR. OH, YOU GOT THE NAVIGATOR?

418. WINDOWS DOWN IN MY NAVIGATOR. OH, YOU GOT THE NAVIGATOR? YEAH, WE GOT THE NAVIGATOR.

419. OH, YOU GOT THE NAVIGATOR? YEAH, WE GOT THE NAVIGATOR. YEAH, YOU LIKE IT?

420. YEAH, WE GOT THE NAVIGATOR. YEAH, YOU LIKE IT? DIDN'T I TELL YA?

421. YEAH, YOU LIKE IT? DIDN'T I TELL YA? YEAH, I LIKE IT.

422. DIDN'T I TELL YA? YEAH, I LIKE IT. YEAH.

423. YEAH, I LIKE IT. YEAH. IT'S A 2010 NAVIGATOR.

424. YEAH. IT'S A 2010 NAVIGATOR. WHERE'D YA GET IT AT?

425. IT'S A 2010 NAVIGATOR. WHERE'D YA GET IT AT? OH, DON SLENDER'S AUTO AND

426. WHERE'D YA GET IT AT? OH, DON SLENDER'S AUTO AND CYCLE RACER.

427. OH, DON SLENDER'S AUTO AND CYCLE RACER. OH, YEAH, DON'S.

428. CYCLE RACER. OH, YEAH, DON'S. YEAH, RIGHT WHERE THEY CAUGHT

429. OH, YEAH, DON'S. YEAH, RIGHT WHERE THEY CAUGHT THE SEX OFFENDER IN HIS KIA.

430. YEAH, RIGHT WHERE THEY CAUGHT THE SEX OFFENDER IN HIS KIA. YOU KNOW, I NEVER WAS A FAN

431. THE SEX OFFENDER IN HIS KIA. YOU KNOW, I NEVER WAS A FAN OF KIA.

432. YOU KNOW, I NEVER WAS A FAN OF KIA. AND IT'S NOT ENTIRELY A KOREAN

433. OF KIA. AND IT'S NOT ENTIRELY A KOREAN THING.

434. AND IT'S NOT ENTIRELY A KOREAN THING. MY FIRST BEST FRIEND WAS

435. THING. MY FIRST BEST FRIEND WAS KOREAN.

436. MY FIRST BEST FRIEND WAS KOREAN. COULDN'T SPEAK A WORD OF

437. KOREAN. COULDN'T SPEAK A WORD OF ENGLISH, BUT SHE HAD A STAND-UP

438. COULDN'T SPEAK A WORD OF ENGLISH, BUT SHE HAD A STAND-UP POOL AND SHE ALWAYS BROUGHT ME

439. ENGLISH, BUT SHE HAD A STAND-UP POOL AND SHE ALWAYS BROUGHT ME LIKE WEIRD GUM TO SCHOOL.

440. POOL AND SHE ALWAYS BROUGHT ME LIKE WEIRD GUM TO SCHOOL. YOU KNOW, I THINK HER SISTER

441. LIKE WEIRD GUM TO SCHOOL. YOU KNOW, I THINK HER SISTER KIND OF DROWNED OR SOMETHING IN

442. YOU KNOW, I THINK HER SISTER KIND OF DROWNED OR SOMETHING IN THAT POOL AND THAT'S WHY THEY

443. KIND OF DROWNED OR SOMETHING IN THAT POOL AND THAT'S WHY THEY MOVED AWAY.

444. THAT POOL AND THAT'S WHY THEY MOVED AWAY. HUH.

445. MOVED AWAY. HUH. SO THAT WAS THE WEATHER.

446. HUH. SO THAT WAS THE WEATHER.

447. SO THAT WAS THE WEATHER. OKAY.

448. OKAY. FOND du LAC.

449. OKAY. FOND du LAC. IT'S TIME TO LEARN YOUR LOTTO

450. FOND du LAC. IT'S TIME TO LEARN YOUR LOTTO NUMBERS AND FIND OUT IF ANYONE

451. IT'S TIME TO LEARN YOUR LOTTO NUMBERS AND FIND OUT IF ANYONE HERE GOT FOND du LUCKY.

452. NUMBERS AND FIND OUT IF ANYONE HERE GOT FOND du LUCKY. AS ALWAYS, HERE TO PULL THE

453. HERE GOT FOND du LUCKY. AS ALWAYS, HERE TO PULL THE NUMBERS, MR. RON DARUSICK.

454. AS ALWAYS, HERE TO PULL THE NUMBERS, MR. RON DARUSICK. HE'S BEEN DOING THIS SINCE 1972.

455. NUMBERS, MR. RON DARUSICK. HE'S BEEN DOING THIS SINCE 1972. YEAH, WE JUST HAD HIS 90th

456. HE'S BEEN DOING THIS SINCE 1972. YEAH, WE JUST HAD HIS 90th BIRTHDAY PARTY OVER AT THE

457. YEAH, WE JUST HAD HIS 90th BIRTHDAY PARTY OVER AT THE McDONALD'S.

458. BIRTHDAY PARTY OVER AT THE McDONALD'S. RIGHT WHERE THE SEX OFFENDER WAS

459. McDONALD'S. RIGHT WHERE THE SEX OFFENDER WAS SHOWING PEOPLE HIS THING.

460. RIGHT WHERE THE SEX OFFENDER WAS SHOWING PEOPLE HIS THING. OKAY.

461. SHOWING PEOPLE HIS THING. OKAY. RON, YOU READY?

462. OKAY. RON, YOU READY? YEAH.

463. RON, YOU READY? YEAH. FIRST NUMBER!

464. YEAH. FIRST NUMBER! IT'S A 1!

465. FIRST NUMBER! IT'S A 1! FIRST NUMBER'S A 1!

466. IT'S A 1! FIRST NUMBER'S A 1! OKAY.

467. FIRST NUMBER'S A 1! OKAY. THAT'S ACTUALLY A 7.

468. OKAY. THAT'S ACTUALLY A 7. RON CAN'T SEE TOO GOOD.

469. THAT'S ACTUALLY A 7. RON CAN'T SEE TOO GOOD. SECOND BALL!

470. RON CAN'T SEE TOO GOOD. SECOND BALL! THAT ONE IS A 14.

471. SECOND BALL! THAT ONE IS A 14. WE GOT 11.

472. THAT ONE IS A 14. WE GOT 11. LUCKY 11!

473. WE GOT 11. LUCKY 11! THIRD BALL!

474. LUCKY 11! THIRD BALL! UH-OH.

475. THIRD BALL! UH-OH. 69!

476. UH-OH. 69!

477. 69! I HAD TO SAY IT.

478. I HAD TO SAY IT. I HAD TO SAY IT.

479. I HAD TO SAY IT. I HAD TO SAY IT. IT'S ON THE BALL.

480. I HAD TO SAY IT. IT'S ON THE BALL. THAT'S A 2.

481. IT'S ON THE BALL. THAT'S A 2. NOT A 69.

482. THAT'S A 2. NOT A 69. IT'S 2.

483. NOT A 69. IT'S 2. OKAY, RON.

484. IT'S 2. OKAY, RON. 69!

485. OKAY, RON. 69! HE KNEW THAT WASN'T A 69.

486. 69! HE KNEW THAT WASN'T A 69. HE DOES THAT EVERY TIME.

487. HE KNEW THAT WASN'T A 69. HE DOES THAT EVERY TIME. LET'S GO TO TAG LARSON WITH

488. HE DOES THAT EVERY TIME. LET'S GO TO TAG LARSON WITH SPORTS.

489. LET'S GO TO TAG LARSON WITH SPORTS. THE BADGERS WHIPPED MICHIGAN

490. SPORTS. THE BADGERS WHIPPED MICHIGAN BAD.

491. THE BADGERS WHIPPED MICHIGAN BAD. THAT WAS THE ONLY GAME I GOT TO

492. BAD. THAT WAS THE ONLY GAME I GOT TO SEW THAT WEEK BECAUSE I'VE GOT A

493. THAT WAS THE ONLY GAME I GOT TO SEW THAT WEEK BECAUSE I'VE GOT A TROUBLED SON.

494. SEW THAT WEEK BECAUSE I'VE GOT A TROUBLED SON. HE CALLED MY WIFE A "B" AND HE

495. TROUBLED SON. HE CALLED MY WIFE A "B" AND HE KICKED ME IN THE "D" AND HE TOLD

496. HE CALLED MY WIFE A "B" AND HE KICKED ME IN THE "D" AND HE TOLD MY NEIGHBORS TO FIND THEIR Fing

497. KICKED ME IN THE "D" AND HE TOLD MY NEIGHBORS TO FIND THEIR Fing BIZ.

498. MY NEIGHBORS TO FIND THEIR Fing BIZ. THAT'S THE NEWS FOND du LAC.

499. BIZ. THAT'S THE NEWS FOND du LAC. SO WE GOT CALIFORNIA COBB.

500. THAT'S THE NEWS FOND du LAC. SO WE GOT CALIFORNIA COBB. WITH RANCH SAUCE.

501. SO WE GOT CALIFORNIA COBB. WITH RANCH SAUCE. NO RANCH.

502. WITH RANCH SAUCE. NO RANCH. THERE IS THE RANCH.

503. > GREAT MATCH TONIGHT, NATE. WAY TO GO, NATE. YOU THE MAN.

504. WAY TO GO, NATE. YOU THE MAN. YOU DIDN'T DO TOO BAD

505. YOU THE MAN. YOU DIDN'T DO TOO BAD YOURSELF, O HALORAN.

506. YOU DIDN'T DO TOO BAD YOURSELF, O HALORAN. YOU'RE AMAZING.

507. YOURSELF, O HALORAN. YOU'RE AMAZING. TIGERS FOREVER.

508. YOU'RE AMAZING. TIGERS FOREVER. HEY, NATE, WAIT UP.

509. TIGERS FOREVER. HEY, NATE, WAIT UP. WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME BEERS

510. HEY, NATE, WAIT UP. WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME BEERS BEHIND THE GAZEBO AT DEPOT PARK

511. WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME BEERS BEHIND THE GAZEBO AT DEPOT PARK LATER IF YOU WANNA COME.

512. BEHIND THE GAZEBO AT DEPOT PARK LATER IF YOU WANNA COME. YEAH, I DON'T KNOW IF COACH

513. LATER IF YOU WANNA COME. YEAH, I DON'T KNOW IF COACH WANTS ME DRINKING TONIGHT.

514. YEAH, I DON'T KNOW IF COACH WANTS ME DRINKING TONIGHT. YOU DEFEATED TYLER STEVENS OF

515. WANTS ME DRINKING TONIGHT. YOU DEFEATED TYLER STEVENS OF GREAT OAK.

516. YOU DEFEATED TYLER STEVENS OF GREAT OAK. HE WAS UNDEFEATED.

517. GREAT OAK. HE WAS UNDEFEATED. AND YOU BEAT HIM.

518. HE WAS UNDEFEATED. AND YOU BEAT HIM. ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO

519. AND YOU BEAT HIM. ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO CELEBRATE?

520. ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO CELEBRATE? IT'S NOT ABOUT WHETHER I WON

521. CELEBRATE? IT'S NOT ABOUT WHETHER I WON OR LOST.

522. IT'S NOT ABOUT WHETHER I WON OR LOST. IT'S THAT I GAVE EVERYTHING I

523. OR LOST. IT'S THAT I GAVE EVERYTHING I HAVE TO MY TEAM.

524. IT'S THAT I GAVE EVERYTHING I HAVE TO MY TEAM. YOU'RE A HERO, NATE.

525. HAVE TO MY TEAM. YOU'RE A HERO, NATE. TIGERS FOREVER.

526. YOU'RE A HERO, NATE. TIGERS FOREVER. TIGERS FOREVER.

527. TIGERS FOREVER. TIGERS FOREVER. BYE.

528. TIGERS FOREVER. BYE. ALL RIGHT, NATE!

529. BYE. ALL RIGHT, NATE! WOO!

530. ALL RIGHT, NATE! WOO! YOU THE MAN, NATE.

531. WOO! YOU THE MAN, NATE. YOU GUYS.

532. YOU THE MAN, NATE. YOU GUYS. HEY, MOM.

533. YOU GUYS. HEY, MOM. HOW WAS YOUR DAY, SWEETHEART?

534. HEY, MOM. HOW WAS YOUR DAY, SWEETHEART? IT WAS GREAT.

535. HOW WAS YOUR DAY, SWEETHEART? IT WAS GREAT. OH.

536. IT WAS GREAT. OH. WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN WITH YOUR

537. OH. WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN WITH YOUR DAD AND WATCH SOME TV?

538. WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN WITH YOUR DAD AND WATCH SOME TV? TIGERS FOREVER.

539. DAD AND WATCH SOME TV? TIGERS FOREVER. TIGERS FOREVER, DAD.

540. TIGERS FOREVER. TIGERS FOREVER, DAD. GOOD EVENING.

541. TIGERS FOREVER, DAD. GOOD EVENING. I'M SAMANTHA POWELL.

542. GOOD EVENING. I'M SAMANTHA POWELL. TONIGHT'S TOP STORY IS A

543. I'M SAMANTHA POWELL. TONIGHT'S TOP STORY IS A HEARTWARMING TALE OF GENEROSITY

544. TONIGHT'S TOP STORY IS A HEARTWARMING TALE OF GENEROSITY AS UNDEFEATED HIGH SCHOOL

545. HEARTWARMING TALE OF GENEROSITY AS UNDEFEATED HIGH SCHOOL WRESTLER TYLER STEVENS ALLOWED

546. AS UNDEFEATED HIGH SCHOOL WRESTLER TYLER STEVENS ALLOWED HIMSELF TO GET PINNED BY THE

547. WRESTLER TYLER STEVENS ALLOWED HIMSELF TO GET PINNED BY THE SCHOOL LOSER AS AN ACT OF

548. HIMSELF TO GET PINNED BY THE SCHOOL LOSER AS AN ACT OF CHARITY.

549. SCHOOL LOSER AS AN ACT OF CHARITY.

550. CHARITY. WHAT?

551. WHAT? YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE

552. WHAT? YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE SMILE ON HIS FACE.

553. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE SMILE ON HIS FACE. I MEAN, YOU KNOW, HE LIKE

554. SMILE ON HIS FACE. I MEAN, YOU KNOW, HE LIKE ACTUALLY BELIEVED IT.

555. I MEAN, YOU KNOW, HE LIKE ACTUALLY BELIEVED IT. SO, YEAH, IT FEELS GOOD.

556. ACTUALLY BELIEVED IT. SO, YEAH, IT FEELS GOOD. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

557. SO, YEAH, IT FEELS GOOD. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? EVERYONE FEELS VERY SORRY FOR

558. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? EVERYONE FEELS VERY SORRY FOR NATE BECAUSE HE SUCKED SO HARD.

559. EVERYONE FEELS VERY SORRY FOR NATE BECAUSE HE SUCKED SO HARD. YEAH, THAT'S WHY THE WHOLE

560. NATE BECAUSE HE SUCKED SO HARD. YEAH, THAT'S WHY THE WHOLE COMMUNITY CAME TOGETHER TO

561. YEAH, THAT'S WHY THE WHOLE COMMUNITY CAME TOGETHER TO PRETEND NATE WON.

562. COMMUNITY CAME TOGETHER TO PRETEND NATE WON. WHAT?

563. PRETEND NATE WON. WHAT? THIS IS INSANE.

564. WHAT? THIS IS INSANE. HE DIDN'T LET ME WIN.

565. THIS IS INSANE. HE DIDN'T LET ME WIN. WHAT I MEANT TO DO WAS SORT

566. HE DIDN'T LET ME WIN. WHAT I MEANT TO DO WAS SORT OF LET HIM HAVE LIKE A COME FROM

567. WHAT I MEANT TO DO WAS SORT OF LET HIM HAVE LIKE A COME FROM BEHIND SORT LIKE OF MOVIE-STYLE

568. OF LET HIM HAVE LIKE A COME FROM BEHIND SORT LIKE OF MOVIE-STYLE VICTORY, BUT WHEN WE GOT CLOSE

569. BEHIND SORT LIKE OF MOVIE-STYLE VICTORY, BUT WHEN WE GOT CLOSE TO EACH OTHER, HE SMELLED SO BAD

570. VICTORY, BUT WHEN WE GOT CLOSE TO EACH OTHER, HE SMELLED SO BAD AND I JUST HAD TO LET HIM PIN ME

571. TO EACH OTHER, HE SMELLED SO BAD AND I JUST HAD TO LET HIM PIN ME LIKE RIGHT AWAY.

572. AND I JUST HAD TO LET HIM PIN ME LIKE RIGHT AWAY. I DON'T SMELL.

573. LIKE RIGHT AWAY. I DON'T SMELL. I'M GLAD HE GOT TO WIN.

574. I DON'T SMELL. I'M GLAD HE GOT TO WIN. BECAUSE HE HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS.

575. I'M GLAD HE GOT TO WIN. BECAUSE HE HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS. AND WHEN I CLEAN THE BATHROOM I

576. BECAUSE HE HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS. AND WHEN I CLEAN THE BATHROOM I ALWAYS FIND HIS PANTS IN THE

577. AND WHEN I CLEAN THE BATHROOM I ALWAYS FIND HIS PANTS IN THE TRASH.

578. ALWAYS FIND HIS PANTS IN THE TRASH. HE NEVER MAKE IT TO THE TOILET.

579. TRASH. HE NEVER MAKE IT TO THE TOILET. NUMBER ONE, HE NO MAKE IT.

580. HE NEVER MAKE IT TO THE TOILET. NUMBER ONE, HE NO MAKE IT. NUMBER TWO, HE NO MAKE IT.

581. NUMBER ONE, HE NO MAKE IT. NUMBER TWO, HE NO MAKE IT.

582. NUMBER TWO, HE NO MAKE IT. IT IS MR. RAMIREZ.

583. IT IS MR. RAMIREZ. HE KEEP A PUMPKIN IN HIS

584. IT IS MR. RAMIREZ. HE KEEP A PUMPKIN IN HIS LOCKER ALL YEAR.

585. HE KEEP A PUMPKIN IN HIS LOCKER ALL YEAR. I SAY, NATE, YOU GOTTA THROW OUT

586. LOCKER ALL YEAR. I SAY, NATE, YOU GOTTA THROW OUT THE PUMPKIN.

587. I SAY, NATE, YOU GOTTA THROW OUT THE PUMPKIN. HE SAY, IT NOT PUMPKIN.

588. THE PUMPKIN. HE SAY, IT NOT PUMPKIN. IT MY GIRLFRIEND.

589. HE SAY, IT NOT PUMPKIN. IT MY GIRLFRIEND. I PICK IT UP.

590. IT MY GIRLFRIEND. I PICK IT UP. LITTLE HOLE IN IT.

591. I PICK IT UP. LITTLE HOLE IN IT. VERY LITTLE HOLE.

592. LITTLE HOLE IN IT. VERY LITTLE HOLE. WHAT IS GOING ON?

593. VERY LITTLE HOLE. WHAT IS GOING ON? YOU WON THE BIG MATCH, SON.

594. WHAT IS GOING ON? YOU WON THE BIG MATCH, SON. YEAH, YOU BEAT TYLER STEVENS.

595. YOU WON THE BIG MATCH, SON. YEAH, YOU BEAT TYLER STEVENS. THEY'RE SAYING HE LET ME WIN.

596. YEAH, YOU BEAT TYLER STEVENS. THEY'RE SAYING HE LET ME WIN. IT'S THE TOP STORY!

597. THEY'RE SAYING HE LET ME WIN. IT'S THE TOP STORY! I KNOW.

598. IT'S THE TOP STORY! I KNOW. AND THAT'S NUTS.

599. I KNOW. AND THAT'S NUTS. BECAUSE THE NEIGHBORS WERE

600. AND THAT'S NUTS. BECAUSE THE NEIGHBORS WERE MURDERED TONIGHT.

601. BECAUSE THE NEIGHBORS WERE MURDERED TONIGHT. IT WAS THE WORST ONE IN OUR

602. MURDERED TONIGHT. IT WAS THE WORST ONE IN OUR CITY IN LIKE 20 YEARS.

603. IT WAS THE WORST ONE IN OUR CITY IN LIKE 20 YEARS. YEAH AND A CELEBRITY DID IT.

604. CITY IN LIKE 20 YEARS. YEAH AND A CELEBRITY DID IT. WHO?

605. YEAH AND A CELEBRITY DID IT. WHO? ERIC McCORMACK FROM "WILL &

606. WHO? ERIC McCORMACK FROM "WILL & GRACE."

607. ERIC McCORMACK FROM "WILL & GRACE." BREAKING NEWS.

608. GRACE." BREAKING NEWS. OKAY, I'M BEING TOLD WE HAVE

609. BREAKING NEWS. OKAY, I'M BEING TOLD WE HAVE ANOTHER INTERVIEW WITH THE

610. OKAY, I'M BEING TOLD WE HAVE ANOTHER INTERVIEW WITH THE JANITOR AT WESTFIELD HIGH.

611. ANOTHER INTERVIEW WITH THE JANITOR AT WESTFIELD HIGH. COME ON.

612. JANITOR AT WESTFIELD HIGH. COME ON. HE TELL ME I HIS BEST FRIEND.

613. COME ON. HE TELL ME I HIS BEST FRIEND. I NOT HIS FRIEND.

614. HE TELL ME I HIS BEST FRIEND. I NOT HIS FRIEND. WHY IS MR. RAMIREZ GETTING SO

615. I NOT HIS FRIEND. WHY IS MR. RAMIREZ GETTING SO MUCH AIR TIME?

616. WHY IS MR. RAMIREZ GETTING SO MUCH AIR TIME? AN INSPIRING STORY.

617. MUCH AIR TIME? AN INSPIRING STORY. A WHOLE TOWN COMING TOGETHER TO

618. AN INSPIRING STORY. A WHOLE TOWN COMING TOGETHER TO MAKE ONE WEIRD REJECT FEEL LIKE

619. A WHOLE TOWN COMING TOGETHER TO MAKE ONE WEIRD REJECT FEEL LIKE PEOPLE LIKED HIM EVEN FOR JUST

620. MAKE ONE WEIRD REJECT FEEL LIKE PEOPLE LIKED HIM EVEN FOR JUST ONE DAY.

621. PEOPLE LIKED HIM EVEN FOR JUST ONE DAY. AND HEY, NATE, IF YOU'RE OUT

622. ONE DAY. AND HEY, NATE, IF YOU'RE OUT THERE, I HOPE TO GOD YOU'RE NOT

623. AND HEY, NATE, IF YOU'RE OUT THERE, I HOPE TO GOD YOU'RE NOT WATCHING THIS.

624. THERE, I HOPE TO GOD YOU'RE NOT WATCHING THIS. AND ERIC McCORMACK IS BACK IN

625. WATCHING THIS. AND ERIC McCORMACK IS BACK IN THE NEWS.

626. AND ERIC McCORMACK IS BACK IN THE NEWS. AND GET THIS IT'S TWINS THAT HE

627. THE NEWS. AND GET THIS IT'S TWINS THAT HE MURDERED.

628. AND GET THIS IT'S TWINS THAT HE MURDERED. THE OLDEST LIVING TWINS.

629. MURDERED. THE OLDEST LIVING TWINS.

630. > $90 GOING ONCE. TWICE. SOLD TO MR. DOBSON.

631. TWICE. SOLD TO MR. DOBSON. YOU WIN AN HOUR OF SPANISH

632. SOLD TO MR. DOBSON. YOU WIN AN HOUR OF SPANISH TUTORING FROM HONORS STUDENT

633. YOU WIN AN HOUR OF SPANISH TUTORING FROM HONORS STUDENT DOUG PURCELL.

634. TUTORING FROM HONORS STUDENT DOUG PURCELL. MUCHAS GRACIAS.

635. DOUG PURCELL. MUCHAS GRACIAS.

636. MUCHAS GRACIAS. NOW, REMEMBER, PARENTS,

637. NOW, REMEMBER, PARENTS, ALL THE PROCEEDS FROM TONIGHT'S

638. NOW, REMEMBER, PARENTS, ALL THE PROCEEDS FROM TONIGHT'S AUCTION GOES TO THE SENIOR

639. ALL THE PROCEEDS FROM TONIGHT'S AUCTION GOES TO THE SENIOR CARNIVAL.

640. AUCTION GOES TO THE SENIOR CARNIVAL. SO GET OUT THOSE WALLETS.

641. CARNIVAL. SO GET OUT THOSE WALLETS. NOW, NEXT UP FOR BID, YOU MAY

642. SO GET OUT THOSE WALLETS. NOW, NEXT UP FOR BID, YOU MAY REMEMBER THIS BAND FROM THE

643. NOW, NEXT UP FOR BID, YOU MAY REMEMBER THIS BAND FROM THE TALENT SHOW.

644. REMEMBER THIS BAND FROM THE TALENT SHOW. AND I HEAR THEY'RE QUITE A HIT

645. TALENT SHOW. AND I HEAR THEY'RE QUITE A HIT ONLINE.

646. AND I HEAR THEY'RE QUITE A HIT ONLINE. IT'S THE EMOJIS.

647. ONLINE. IT'S THE EMOJIS. WHAT'S UP?

648. IT'S THE EMOJIS. WHAT'S UP?

649. WHAT'S UP? NOW, THEIR MUSIC VIDEO "I GOT

650. NOW, THEIR MUSIC VIDEO "I GOT A CRUSH ON KEVIN" HAS HOW MANY

651. NOW, THEIR MUSIC VIDEO "I GOT A CRUSH ON KEVIN" HAS HOW MANY HITS ON YOUTUBE?

652. A CRUSH ON KEVIN" HAS HOW MANY HITS ON YOUTUBE? ALMOST 300,000.

653. HITS ON YOUTUBE? ALMOST 300,000. OH, WOW.

654. ALMOST 300,000. OH, WOW. WELL, HIGHEST BID WINS A

655. OH, WOW. WELL, HIGHEST BID WINS A ONE-HOUR PRIVATE GIG WITH THE

656. WELL, HIGHEST BID WINS A ONE-HOUR PRIVATE GIG WITH THE EMOJIS.

657. ONE-HOUR PRIVATE GIG WITH THE EMOJIS. SO LET'S OPEN UP THE BIDDING AT

658. EMOJIS. SO LET'S OPEN UP THE BIDDING AT 100 BIG ONES.

659. SO LET'S OPEN UP THE BIDDING AT 100 BIG ONES. I'LL START IT OFF.

660. 100 BIG ONES. I'LL START IT OFF. $100 RIGHT HERE.

661. I'LL START IT OFF. $100 RIGHT HERE. NOT SO FAST, STEVE.

662. $100 RIGHT HERE. NOT SO FAST, STEVE. 120.

663. NOT SO FAST, STEVE. 120. $1 MILLION.

664. 120. $1 MILLION.

665. $1 MILLION. I'M SORRY, ARE YOU A PARENT,

666. I'M SORRY, ARE YOU A PARENT, SIR?

667. I'M SORRY, ARE YOU A PARENT, SIR? NO.

668. SIR? NO. I AM MICHAEL ACARY, I SERVE KING

669. NO. I AM MICHAEL ACARY, I SERVE KING FADID OF QATAR.

670. I AM MICHAEL ACARY, I SERVE KING FADID OF QATAR. THE KING'S TEENAGED DAUGHTER,

671. FADID OF QATAR. THE KING'S TEENAGED DAUGHTER, PRINCESS ANNA, TOOK A LIKING TO

672. THE KING'S TEENAGED DAUGHTER, PRINCESS ANNA, TOOK A LIKING TO THE EMOJIS ON YOUTUBE.

673. PRINCESS ANNA, TOOK A LIKING TO THE EMOJIS ON YOUTUBE. THE KING INSISTED I ATTEND YOUR

674. THE EMOJIS ON YOUTUBE. THE KING INSISTED I ATTEND YOUR AUCTION AND SECURE THEIR

675. THE KING INSISTED I ATTEND YOUR AUCTION AND SECURE THEIR APPEARANCE TO DELIGHT AND AMUSE

676. AUCTION AND SECURE THEIR APPEARANCE TO DELIGHT AND AMUSE HER.

677. APPEARANCE TO DELIGHT AND AMUSE HER. WAIT, WHAT?

678. HER. WAIT, WHAT? WHEN I WIN, THE EMOJIS WILL

679. WAIT, WHAT? WHEN I WIN, THE EMOJIS WILL IMMEDIATELY BOARD KING FADID'S

680. WHEN I WIN, THE EMOJIS WILL IMMEDIATELY BOARD KING FADID'S PRIVATE JET AND SPEND THE NEXT

681. IMMEDIATELY BOARD KING FADID'S PRIVATE JET AND SPEND THE NEXT WEEK AT THE PALACE.

682. PRIVATE JET AND SPEND THE NEXT WEEK AT THE PALACE. UPON ARRIVAL THE TEENS WILL BE

683. WEEK AT THE PALACE. UPON ARRIVAL THE TEENS WILL BE BATHED AND GROOMED.

684. UPON ARRIVAL THE TEENS WILL BE BATHED AND GROOMED.

685. BATHED AND GROOMED. THE YOUNG MAN WILL SPEND THE DAY

686. THE YOUNG MAN WILL SPEND THE DAY ON THE KING'S YACHT WHILE THE

687. THE YOUNG MAN WILL SPEND THE DAY ON THE KING'S YACHT WHILE THE YOUNG WOMEN PREPARE THE

688. ON THE KING'S YACHT WHILE THE YOUNG WOMEN PREPARE THE EVENING'S FEAST IN THE KITCHEN.

689. YOUNG WOMEN PREPARE THE EVENING'S FEAST IN THE KITCHEN. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK.

690. EVENING'S FEAST IN THE KITCHEN. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK. THEN YOU WILL LEARN!

691. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK. THEN YOU WILL LEARN!

692. THEN YOU WILL LEARN! DURING YOUR SONG "I'VE GOT A

693. DURING YOUR SONG "I'VE GOT A CRUSH ON KEVIN," THE PRINCESS

694. DURING YOUR SONG "I'VE GOT A CRUSH ON KEVIN," THE PRINCESS WILL JOIN THE BAND ON STAGE AND

695. CRUSH ON KEVIN," THE PRINCESS WILL JOIN THE BAND ON STAGE AND SING THE LYRIC "I'VE GOT A CRUSH

696. WILL JOIN THE BAND ON STAGE AND SING THE LYRIC "I'VE GOT A CRUSH ON KEVIN, YEAH, MM-HMM, YEAH,

697. SING THE LYRIC "I'VE GOT A CRUSH ON KEVIN, YEAH, MM-HMM, YEAH, MM-HMM, AND I HEARD HE GOT A

698. ON KEVIN, YEAH, MM-HMM, YEAH, MM-HMM, AND I HEARD HE GOT A CRUSH ON ME."

699. MM-HMM, AND I HEARD HE GOT A CRUSH ON ME." THAT SOUNDS DOPE, BUT I CAN'T

700. CRUSH ON ME." THAT SOUNDS DOPE, BUT I CAN'T GO TO QATAR, SIR.

701. THAT SOUNDS DOPE, BUT I CAN'T GO TO QATAR, SIR. I GOT TO TAKE THE S.A.T.s ON

702. GO TO QATAR, SIR. I GOT TO TAKE THE S.A.T.s ON SATURDAY.

703. I GOT TO TAKE THE S.A.T.s ON SATURDAY. AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY

704. SATURDAY. AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY DAUGHTER GOING TO THE MIDDLE

705. AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY DAUGHTER GOING TO THE MIDDLE EAST UNSUPERVISED.

706. DAUGHTER GOING TO THE MIDDLE EAST UNSUPERVISED. THE KING PROMISES THE YOUNG

707. EAST UNSUPERVISED. THE KING PROMISES THE YOUNG WOMEN WILL RETURN WITH THEIR

708. THE KING PROMISES THE YOUNG WOMEN WILL RETURN WITH THEIR VIRTUES INTACT.

709. WOMEN WILL RETURN WITH THEIR VIRTUES INTACT. AND FOR YOUR TROUBLES EACH

710. VIRTUES INTACT. AND FOR YOUR TROUBLES EACH ENTERTAINER'S FAMILY WILL

711. AND FOR YOUR TROUBLES EACH ENTERTAINER'S FAMILY WILL RECEIVE $500,000.

712. ENTERTAINER'S FAMILY WILL RECEIVE $500,000. HAVE FUN, CUPCAKE.

713. RECEIVE $500,000. HAVE FUN, CUPCAKE.

714. HAVE FUN, CUPCAKE. WELL, $1 MILLION GOING ONCE,

715. WELL, $1 MILLION GOING ONCE, TWICE, SOLD TO THE VERY GENEROUS

716. WELL, $1 MILLION GOING ONCE, TWICE, SOLD TO THE VERY GENEROUS MR. ACARY.

717. TWICE, SOLD TO THE VERY GENEROUS MR. ACARY.

718. MR. ACARY. EXCELLENT.

719. EXCELLENT. TO THE TEENS I'VE PURCHASED

720. EXCELLENT. TO THE TEENS I'VE PURCHASED PLEASE SEE FARID OUTSIDE TO BE

721. TO THE TEENS I'VE PURCHASED PLEASE SEE FARID OUTSIDE TO BE FITTED FOR YOUR ROBES.

722. PLEASE SEE FARID OUTSIDE TO BE FITTED FOR YOUR ROBES. I DON'T WANT TO WEAR A ROBE.

723. FITTED FOR YOUR ROBES. I DON'T WANT TO WEAR A ROBE. JUST WEAR THE ROBE!

724. I DON'T WANT TO WEAR A ROBE. JUST WEAR THE ROBE!

725. JUST WEAR THE ROBE! OH, WOW, WELL, THAT'S

726. OH, WOW, WELL, THAT'S CERTAINLY A FIRST FOR OAK RIDGE

727. OH, WOW, WELL, THAT'S CERTAINLY A FIRST FOR OAK RIDGE SENIOR AUCTION.

728. CERTAINLY A FIRST FOR OAK RIDGE SENIOR AUCTION. NOW, LET'S BRING UP OUR STAR

729. SENIOR AUCTION. NOW, LET'S BRING UP OUR STAR BASKETBALL PLAYERS, SEAN AND

730. NOW, LET'S BRING UP OUR STAR BASKETBALL PLAYERS, SEAN AND NATE, WHO ALSO HAVE QUITE THE

731. BASKETBALL PLAYERS, SEAN AND NATE, WHO ALSO HAVE QUITE THE INTERNET FOLLOWING WITH THEIR

732. NATE, WHO ALSO HAVE QUITE THE INTERNET FOLLOWING WITH THEIR VINES.

733. INTERNET FOLLOWING WITH THEIR VINES. WOO, THAT'S MY BABY.

734. VINES. WOO, THAT'S MY BABY. HEY, SEAN.

735. WOO, THAT'S MY BABY. HEY, SEAN. WHAT'S UP, MA?

736. HEY, SEAN. WHAT'S UP, MA? YEAH, SO WE DO VINES WHERE WE DO

737. WHAT'S UP, MA? YEAH, SO WE DO VINES WHERE WE DO TRICK SHOTS.

738. YEAH, SO WE DO VINES WHERE WE DO TRICK SHOTS. YEAH, IT'S DEM BOYS DO DUNX.

739. TRICK SHOTS. YEAH, IT'S DEM BOYS DO DUNX. WITH AN X.

740. YEAH, IT'S DEM BOYS DO DUNX. WITH AN X. ONE OF OUR VINES WAS BIG ON

741. WITH AN X. ONE OF OUR VINES WAS BIG ON BUZZFEED.

742. ONE OF OUR VINES WAS BIG ON BUZZFEED. OH, SO SEAN AND NATE ARE

743. BUZZFEED. OH, SO SEAN AND NATE ARE OFFERING A 45-MINUTE PRIVATE

744. OH, SO SEAN AND NATE ARE OFFERING A 45-MINUTE PRIVATE BASKETBALL LESSON.

745. OFFERING A 45-MINUTE PRIVATE BASKETBALL LESSON. SO LET'S START THE BIDDING AT

746. BASKETBALL LESSON. SO LET'S START THE BIDDING AT $75.

747. SO LET'S START THE BIDDING AT $75. 75.

748. $75. 75. THE KING'S 12-YEAR-OLD SON IS

749. 75. THE KING'S 12-YEAR-OLD SON IS A GREAT ADMIRER OF DEM BOYS DO

750. THE KING'S 12-YEAR-OLD SON IS A GREAT ADMIRER OF DEM BOYS DO DUNX.

751. A GREAT ADMIRER OF DEM BOYS DO DUNX.

752. DUNX. I BID $2 MILLION.

753. I BID $2 MILLION. $3 MILLION.

754. I BID $2 MILLION. $3 MILLION. FAROOK, I SEE YOU ARE STILL

755. $3 MILLION. FAROOK, I SEE YOU ARE STILL AL SULENI'S ERRAND BOY.

756. FAROOK, I SEE YOU ARE STILL AL SULENI'S ERRAND BOY. DEM BOYS DO DUNX WILL BE

757. AL SULENI'S ERRAND BOY. DEM BOYS DO DUNX WILL BE MINE.

758. DEM BOYS DO DUNX WILL BE MINE. AND WHO IS OUR NEW FRIEND?

759. MINE. AND WHO IS OUR NEW FRIEND? HOW RUDE OF ME.

760. AND WHO IS OUR NEW FRIEND? HOW RUDE OF ME. GREETINGS, OAK RIDGE HIGH.

761. HOW RUDE OF ME. GREETINGS, OAK RIDGE HIGH. I AM GENERAL FAROOK.

762. GREETINGS, OAK RIDGE HIGH. I AM GENERAL FAROOK. HERE ON BEHALF OF SULTAN OF

763. I AM GENERAL FAROOK. HERE ON BEHALF OF SULTAN OF SULENI OF KUWAIT.

764. HERE ON BEHALF OF SULTAN OF SULENI OF KUWAIT. HIS 14-YEAR-OLD SON TALAM ENJOYS

765. SULENI OF KUWAIT. HIS 14-YEAR-OLD SON TALAM ENJOYS DEM BOYS DO DUNX.

766. HIS 14-YEAR-OLD SON TALAM ENJOYS DEM BOYS DO DUNX. 3 APPROXIMATELY — MILLION

767. DEM BOYS DO DUNX. 3 APPROXIMATELY — MILLION GOING ONCE, TWICE.

768. 3 APPROXIMATELY — MILLION GOING ONCE, TWICE. MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

769. GOING ONCE, TWICE. MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? RELAX, BABY, I'M PLAYING THE

770. MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? RELAX, BABY, I'M PLAYING THE GAME.

771. RELAX, BABY, I'M PLAYING THE GAME. THE POCKETS.

772. GAME. THE POCKETS. THAT DEEP.

773. THE POCKETS. THAT DEEP. I DON'T THINK MY MOM WILL LET

774. THAT DEEP. I DON'T THINK MY MOM WILL LET ME GO TO THE MIDDLE EAST.

775. I DON'T THINK MY MOM WILL LET ME GO TO THE MIDDLE EAST. THEN YOU ARE WEAK.

776. ME GO TO THE MIDDLE EAST. THEN YOU ARE WEAK. BUT TO EASE YOUR MIND THE KING

777. THEN YOU ARE WEAK. BUT TO EASE YOUR MIND THE KING WILL OFFER YOU ONE HOUR IN HIS

778. BUT TO EASE YOUR MIND THE KING WILL OFFER YOU ONE HOUR IN HIS ROOM OF 200 VIRGINS.

779. WILL OFFER YOU ONE HOUR IN HIS ROOM OF 200 VIRGINS. ALL RIGHT.

780. ROOM OF 200 VIRGINS. ALL RIGHT. 5 MILLION GOING ONCE, TWICE, AND

781. ALL RIGHT. 5 MILLION GOING ONCE, TWICE, AND SOLD TO MR. ACARY.

782. 5 MILLION GOING ONCE, TWICE, AND SOLD TO MR. ACARY. I AM ASHAMED.

783. SOLD TO MR. ACARY. I AM ASHAMED. WELL, WITH A $6 MILLION

784. I AM ASHAMED. WELL, WITH A $6 MILLION BUDGET, THIS SENIOR CARNIVAL IS

785. WELL, WITH A $6 MILLION BUDGET, THIS SENIOR CARNIVAL IS GOING TO BE ABSOLUTELY INSANE!

786. BUDGET, THIS SENIOR CARNIVAL IS GOING TO BE ABSOLUTELY INSANE! DEM BOYS DO DUNX, WE HAVE TO

787. GOING TO BE ABSOLUTELY INSANE! DEM BOYS DO DUNX, WE HAVE TO GO NOW TO PICK UP THE YOUNG MAN

788. DEM BOYS DO DUNX, WE HAVE TO GO NOW TO PICK UP THE YOUNG MAN WHO DID THE DAMN DANIEL VIDEO.

789. GO NOW TO PICK UP THE YOUNG MAN WHO DID THE DAMN DANIEL VIDEO. YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS, DAMN

790. WHO DID THE DAMN DANIEL VIDEO. YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS, DAMN DANIEL?

791. YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS, DAMN DANIEL? SO GREAT.

792. DANIEL? SO GREAT.

793. > LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FUTURE.

794. ♪ I JUST TOOK SOME MOLLY

795. WHAT ELSE? GOT SOME FOLLIES WITH US ♪ ♪ I'M SMASHING BROADS WHAT

796. ELSE ♪ I TAKE FROM PAKISTAN WHAT UP ♪ FERRARIS AND THEM LAMBS

797. FERRARIS AND THEM LAMBS WHAT ELSE? ♪ ♪ WE ABOUT TO SMASH THIS CLUB UP

798. WHAT ELSE ♪ GET GET GET ♪ ♪ I TURN THE RITZ

799. GET GET GET ♪ ♪ I TURN THE RITZ INTO A POOR HOUSE

800. IT'S LIKE EVICTION NUMBER FOUR NOW ♪ ♪ GO 'HEAD AND ASH IT

801. NUMBER FOUR NOW ♪ ♪ GO 'HEAD AND ASH IT ON THE FLOOR NOW

802. GIRL GO AHEAD AND SHOW ME HOW YOU GO DOWN ♪ ♪ AND I FEEL

803. SHOW ME HOW YOU GO DOWN ♪ ♪ AND I FEEL MY WHOLE BODY PEAKING

804. MY WHOLE BODY PEAKING AND ANYBODY GETTING FADED FROM THE WEST SIDE EAST COAST REPPING

805. PHONE LINE ♪ ♪ BABY GIRL, I DON'T LIE USED TO HAVE NO MONEY

806. USED TO HAVE NO MONEY FOR A CRIB NOW MY ROOM SERVICE BILL

807. NOW MY ROOM SERVICE BILL COST YOUR WHOLE LOT ♪ ♪ IF THEY TRY TO STUNT ME

808. COST YOUR WHOLE LOT ♪ ♪ IF THEY TRY TO STUNT ME I GO ALL OUT MILITARY

809. I'M CAMO'D ALL OUT LIKE I'M IN THE MILITARY ♪ ♪ I FREE UP ALL MY LOCKED UP IN

810. THE PENITENTIARY ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS REPPING FOR THAT LOW LIFE

811. REPPING FOR THAT LOW LIFE REPPING FOR THAT LOW LIFE ♪ ♪ LOW LIFE

812. REPPING FOR THAT LOW LIFE ♪ ♪ LOW LIFE LOW LIFE

813. LOW LIFE LOW LIFE ♪ ♪ KNOW I'M REPPING

814. LOW LIFE ♪ ♪ KNOW I'M REPPING FOR THAT LOW

815. FOR THAT LOW LOW LIFE ♪ ♪ SAID I'M REPPING

816. LOW LIFE ♪ ♪ SAID I'M REPPING FOR THAT LOW LIFE

817. LOW LIFE, LOW LIFE LOW LIFE, LOW LIFE ♪ ♪ I'M REPPING FOR THAT LOW

818. LIFE ♪ NEW YORK MAKE SOME NOISE ♪ WAKE UP

819. NEW YORK MAKE SOME NOISE ♪ WAKE UP TAKE A SIP OF ACE OF SPADE

820. TAKE A SIP OF ACE OF SPADE LIKE IT'S WATER ♪ ♪ I BEEN ON THE MOLLY

821. LIKE IT'S WATER ♪ ♪ I BEEN ON THE MOLLY AND THEM XANS

822. AND THEM XANS WITH YOUR DAUGHTER ♪ ♪ IF SHE CATCH ME CHEATING

823. WITH YOUR DAUGHTER ♪ ♪ IF SHE CATCH ME CHEATING I WILL NEVER TELL HER SORRY

824. IF SHE CATCH ME CHEATING I'LL NEVER TELL HER SORRY ♪ ♪ PORCHES IN THE VALLEY

825. NEVER TELL HER SORRY ♪ ♪ PORCHES IN THE VALLEY I GOT BENTLEYS

826. I GOT BENTLEYS I GOT RARIS ♪ ♪ TAKING PAIN PILLS

827. I GOT RARIS ♪ ♪ TAKING PAIN PILLS ON THE PLANE

828. ON THE PLANE GETTING CHARTERED ♪ ♪ POPPING TAGS ON TAGS

829. GETTING CHARTERED ♪ ♪ POPPING TAGS ON TAGS I WAS STARVING

830. I WAS STARVING ♪ I GOT JUICE AND THE CARBON ♪ ♪ TURN A FIVE STAR HOTEL

831. TO A TRAPHOUSE ROACHES EVERYWHERE LIKE WE FORGOT TO

832. LIKE WE FORGOT TO TAKE THE TRASH OUT ♪ ♪ FLOOD MY CROSS WITH ICE

833. TAKE THE TRASH OUT ♪ ♪ FLOOD MY CROSS WITH ICE GETTING MONEY MY RELIGION

834. GOT MY BABY MOMMA AND MY SIDE KISSING ♪ ♪ I TURN THE RITZ

835. AND MY SIDE KISSING ♪ ♪ I TURN THE RITZ INTO A LEAN HOUSE

836. THIS MY SIXTH TIME GETTING KICKED OUT ♪ ♪ I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE

837. GETTING KICKED OUT ♪ ♪ I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE I'M ON ADDERALL, NAUSEOUS

838. THEY SALTY ♪ ♪ RUNNING WITH THE WAVE GET YOU KILLED QUICK

839. SHOOT YOU IN YOUR BACK LIKE YOU RICKY ♪ ♪ LIL MEXICO

840. LIKE YOU RICKY ♪ ♪ LIL MEXICO FROM NO LIFE TO AFTERLIFE

841. MY WHOLE LIFE MY WHOLE LIFE ♪ NEW YORK

842. MY WHOLE LIFE ♪ NEW YORK ♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS

843. NEW YORK ♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS REPPING FOR THAT LOW LIFE

844. REPPING FOR THAT LOW LIFE ♪ LOW LIFE LOW LIFE

845. LOW LIFE LOW LIFE ♪ KNOW I'M REPPING

846. LOW LIFE ♪ KNOW I'M REPPING FOR THAT LOW

847. FOR THAT LOW LOW LIFE ♪ ♪ SAID I'M REPPING

848. LOW LIFE ♪ ♪ SAID I'M REPPING FOR THAT LOW LIFE

849. LOW LIFE, LOW LIFE LOW LIFE, LOW LIFE ♪ ♪ I'M REPRESENTING

850. LOW LIFE, LOW LIFE ♪ ♪ I'M REPRESENTING FOR THAT LOW LIFE

851. SAID I'M REPPING FOR THAT LOW LIFE ♪ ♪ LOW LIFE

852. > IT'S "WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE.

853. COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE. > GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE.

854. > GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE."

855. > GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE." I'M MICHAEL CHE.

856. WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE." I'M MICHAEL CHE. I'M COLIN JOST AND HERE ARE

857. I'M MICHAEL CHE. I'M COLIN JOST AND HERE ARE TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES.

858. I'M COLIN JOST AND HERE ARE TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES. WOW, WHERE DO WE EVEN START THIS

859. TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES. WOW, WHERE DO WE EVEN START THIS WEEK?

860. WOW, WHERE DO WE EVEN START THIS WEEK? SOMEHOW WITH O.J. SIMPSON.

861. WEEK? SOMEHOW WITH O.J. SIMPSON.

862. SOMEHOW WITH O.J. SIMPSON. HOW SURREAL WAS THAT YESTERDAY?

863. HOW SURREAL WAS THAT YESTERDAY? I WAS WATCHING CNN AND THEY'RE

864. HOW SURREAL WAS THAT YESTERDAY? I WAS WATCHING CNN AND THEY'RE LIKE WE INTERRUPT THIS COVERAGE

865. I WAS WATCHING CNN AND THEY'RE LIKE WE INTERRUPT THIS COVERAGE OF DONALD TRUMP TALKING ABOUT

866. LIKE WE INTERRUPT THIS COVERAGE OF DONALD TRUMP TALKING ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS HANDS TO BRING

867. OF DONALD TRUMP TALKING ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS HANDS TO BRING YOU AN EXCITING UPDATE IN THE

868. THE SIZE OF HIS HANDS TO BRING YOU AN EXCITING UPDATE IN THE O.J. SIMPSON MURDER

869. YOU AN EXCITING UPDATE IN THE O.J. SIMPSON MURDER INVESTIGATION.

870. O.J. SIMPSON MURDER INVESTIGATION.

871. INVESTIGATION. I WAS LIKE, WOW, FX IS REALLY

872. I WAS LIKE, WOW, FX IS REALLY GOING ALL-IN ON THIS MARKETING

873. I WAS LIKE, WOW, FX IS REALLY GOING ALL-IN ON THIS MARKETING CAMPAIGN.

874. GOING ALL-IN ON THIS MARKETING CAMPAIGN.

875. CAMPAIGN.

876. THEN THE LAPD HOLDS A PRESS

877. THEN THE LAPD HOLDS A PRESS CONFERENCE AND THEY SAY,

878. THEN THE LAPD HOLDS A PRESS CONFERENCE AND THEY SAY, HERE'S WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR.

879. CONFERENCE AND THEY SAY, HERE'S WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR. A CONSTRUCTION WORKER FOUND A

880. HERE'S WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR. A CONSTRUCTION WORKER FOUND A KNIFE AT O.J.'S HOUSE AND HE

881. A CONSTRUCTION WORKER FOUND A KNIFE AT O.J.'S HOUSE AND HE GAVE THE KNIFE TO ONE OF OUR

882. KNIFE AT O.J.'S HOUSE AND HE GAVE THE KNIFE TO ONE OF OUR COPS.

883. GAVE THE KNIFE TO ONE OF OUR COPS. AND THE COP SAID, COOL, FREE

884. COPS. AND THE COP SAID, COOL, FREE KNIFE.

885. AND THE COP SAID, COOL, FREE KNIFE. I BETTER HANG ON TO THIS FOR 18

886. KNIFE. I BETTER HANG ON TO THIS FOR 18 YEARS.

887. I BETTER HANG ON TO THIS FOR 18 YEARS. THEN I GUESS HE SAW THE SHOW ON

888. YEARS. THEN I GUESS HE SAW THE SHOW ON FX AND HE WAS LIKE, OH, THAT

889. THEN I GUESS HE SAW THE SHOW ON FX AND HE WAS LIKE, OH, THAT O.J. SIMPSON.

890. FX AND HE WAS LIKE, OH, THAT O.J. SIMPSON.

891. O.J. SIMPSON. SO IN THE END THE WHOLE POINT OF

892. SO IN THE END THE WHOLE POINT OF THE LAPD PRESS CONFERENCE WAS

893. SO IN THE END THE WHOLE POINT OF THE LAPD PRESS CONFERENCE WAS JUST SAYING, HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER

894. THE LAPD PRESS CONFERENCE WAS JUST SAYING, HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER HOW WE GOT ACCUSED OF

895. JUST SAYING, HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER HOW WE GOT ACCUSED OF MISHANDLING EVIDENCE 20 YEARS

896. HOW WE GOT ACCUSED OF MISHANDLING EVIDENCE 20 YEARS AGO?

897. MISHANDLING EVIDENCE 20 YEARS AGO? WELL, WE STILL GOT IT.

898. AGO? WELL, WE STILL GOT IT. ON FRIDAY BEN CARSON FORMALLY

899. WELL, WE STILL GOT IT. ON FRIDAY BEN CARSON FORMALLY ENDED HIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN.

900. ON FRIDAY BEN CARSON FORMALLY ENDED HIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN. SAID CARSON, MY WHAT NOW?

901. ENDED HIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN. SAID CARSON, MY WHAT NOW? WITH CARSON DROPPING OUT, THIS

902. SAID CARSON, MY WHAT NOW? WITH CARSON DROPPING OUT, THIS WAS NOT A GOOD WEEK FOR BLACK

903. WITH CARSON DROPPING OUT, THIS WAS NOT A GOOD WEEK FOR BLACK GUYS WHO MAY HAVE STABBED

904. WAS NOT A GOOD WEEK FOR BLACK GUYS WHO MAY HAVE STABBED PEOPLE.

905. GUYS WHO MAY HAVE STABBED PEOPLE.

906. PEOPLE. > THIS WEEK HILLARY CLINTON

907. > THIS WEEK HILLARY CLINTON HOSTED A FUND-RAISER AT NEW YORK

908. > THIS WEEK HILLARY CLINTON HOSTED A FUND-RAISER AT NEW YORK CITY'S RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL

909. HOSTED A FUND-RAISER AT NEW YORK CITY'S RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL BRINGING OUT A STAR-STUDDED

910. CITY'S RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL BRINGING OUT A STAR-STUDDED LINEUP THAT INCLUDED SINGER

911. BRINGING OUT A STAR-STUDDED LINEUP THAT INCLUDED SINGER KATY PERRY.

912. LINEUP THAT INCLUDED SINGER KATY PERRY. SO YEAH, BILL WAS THERE.

913. KATY PERRY. SO YEAH, BILL WAS THERE.

914. SO YEAH, BILL WAS THERE. > DURING THURSDAY'S REPUBLICAN

915. > DURING THURSDAY'S REPUBLICAN DEBATE DONALD TRUMP WENT ON

916. > DURING THURSDAY'S REPUBLICAN DEBATE DONALD TRUMP WENT ON RECORD AND GUARANTEED THAT HE

917. DEBATE DONALD TRUMP WENT ON RECORD AND GUARANTEED THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE A SMALL PENIS.

918. RECORD AND GUARANTEED THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE A SMALL PENIS. FIRST OF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS.

919. DOESN'T HAVE A SMALL PENIS. FIRST OF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS. JUST TO AMERICA.

920. FIRST OF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS. JUST TO AMERICA. SECOND, I WANT TO POINT OUT THAT

921. JUST TO AMERICA. SECOND, I WANT TO POINT OUT THAT IF WOMEN HAVE PROBLEMS WITH

922. SECOND, I WANT TO POINT OUT THAT IF WOMEN HAVE PROBLEMS WITH DONALD TRUMP ON A PHYSICAL

923. IF WOMEN HAVE PROBLEMS WITH DONALD TRUMP ON A PHYSICAL LEVEL, PENIS SIZE IS NOT EVEN IN

924. DONALD TRUMP ON A PHYSICAL LEVEL, PENIS SIZE IS NOT EVEN IN THEIR TOP TEN COMPLAINTS.

925. LEVEL, PENIS SIZE IS NOT EVEN IN THEIR TOP TEN COMPLAINTS. YOU DON'T HEAR A LOT OF WOMEN

926. THEIR TOP TEN COMPLAINTS. YOU DON'T HEAR A LOT OF WOMEN SAY, I'M PRETTY MUCH THERE ON

927. YOU DON'T HEAR A LOT OF WOMEN SAY, I'M PRETTY MUCH THERE ON DONALD TRUMP SEXUALLY, JUST

928. SAY, I'M PRETTY MUCH THERE ON DONALD TRUMP SEXUALLY, JUST WAITING ON THAT DONG

929. DONALD TRUMP SEXUALLY, JUST WAITING ON THAT DONG MEASUREMENT.

930. WAITING ON THAT DONG MEASUREMENT.

931. MEASUREMENT. AND UNLIKE THE REPUBLICANS, I

932. AND UNLIKE THE REPUBLICANS, I DON'T WANT TO SINK TO THAT LEVEL

933. AND UNLIKE THE REPUBLICANS, I DON'T WANT TO SINK TO THAT LEVEL OF JUST TALKING ABOUT PENIS

934. DON'T WANT TO SINK TO THAT LEVEL OF JUST TALKING ABOUT PENIS SIZE, BUT SINCE WE'RE HERE, YOU

935. OF JUST TALKING ABOUT PENIS SIZE, BUT SINCE WE'RE HERE, YOU KNOW WHO I FEEL BAD FOR IS BEN

936. SIZE, BUT SINCE WE'RE HERE, YOU KNOW WHO I FEEL BAD FOR IS BEN CARSON.

937. KNOW WHO I FEEL BAD FOR IS BEN CARSON. HE PICKED A HELL OF A TIME TO

938. CARSON. HE PICKED A HELL OF A TIME TO DROP OUT BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY

939. HE PICKED A HELL OF A TIME TO DROP OUT BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY HE DOESN'T HAVE THE BIGGEST

940. DROP OUT BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY HE DOESN'T HAVE THE BIGGEST PENIS OF THEM ALL.

941. HE DOESN'T HAVE THE BIGGEST PENIS OF THEM ALL.

942. PENIS OF THEM ALL. NOT BECAUSE HE'S BLACK, BUT

943. NOT BECAUSE HE'S BLACK, BUT BECAUSE HE'S A LITTLE SLOW.

944. NOT BECAUSE HE'S BLACK, BUT BECAUSE HE'S A LITTLE SLOW. YOU KNOW HE'S GOT A BIG OLD DUMB

945. BECAUSE HE'S A LITTLE SLOW. YOU KNOW HE'S GOT A BIG OLD DUMB MICE AND MEN SITUATION THERE.

946. YOU KNOW HE'S GOT A BIG OLD DUMB MICE AND MEN SITUATION THERE. I GET IT.

947. MICE AND MEN SITUATION THERE. I GET IT. > BERNIE SANDERS RAISED OVER

948. I GET IT. > BERNIE SANDERS RAISED OVER $40 MILLION FROM DONORS THIS

949. > BERNIE SANDERS RAISED OVER $40 MILLION FROM DONORS THIS MONTH.

950. $40 MILLION FROM DONORS THIS MONTH. SANDERS' CAMPAIGN IS NOW SO RICH

951. MONTH. SANDERS' CAMPAIGN IS NOW SO RICH IT'S VOTING FOR HILLARY CLINTON.

952. SANDERS' CAMPAIGN IS NOW SO RICH IT'S VOTING FOR HILLARY CLINTON.

953. IT'S VOTING FOR HILLARY CLINTON. > THE PRIMARIES HAVE BEEN

954. > THE PRIMARIES HAVE BEEN ESPECIALLY DIVISIVE THIS YEAR.

955. > THE PRIMARIES HAVE BEEN ESPECIALLY DIVISIVE THIS YEAR. HERE WITH HER TAKE IS THE GIRL

956. ESPECIALLY DIVISIVE THIS YEAR. HERE WITH HER TAKE IS THE GIRL YOU WISH YOU HADN'T STARTED A

957. HERE WITH HER TAKE IS THE GIRL YOU WISH YOU HADN'T STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH AT A PARTY.

958. YOU WISH YOU HADN'T STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH AT A PARTY. > IF IT WERE UP TO ME, EVERY

959. CONVERSATION WITH AT A PARTY. > IF IT WERE UP TO ME, EVERY YEAR WOULD BE BLACK HISTORY

960. > IF IT WERE UP TO ME, EVERY YEAR WOULD BE BLACK HISTORY MONTH.

961. YEAR WOULD BE BLACK HISTORY MONTH. THANKS.

962. MONTH. THANKS. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE

963. THANKS. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PRIMARIES SO FAR?

964. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PRIMARIES SO FAR? WHAT DO I THINK ABOUT THEM?

965. PRIMARIES SO FAR? WHAT DO I THINK ABOUT THEM? THEY DISGUST ME.

966. WHAT DO I THINK ABOUT THEM? THEY DISGUST ME. THE CANDIDATES ARE TRULY

967. THEY DISGUST ME. THE CANDIDATES ARE TRULY REPULSIVE.

968. THE CANDIDATES ARE TRULY REPULSIVE. AND NOW BEN CARSON IS PULLING

969. REPULSIVE. AND NOW BEN CARSON IS PULLING OUT AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO

970. AND NOW BEN CARSON IS PULLING OUT AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT'S THE MOST

971. OUT AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT'S THE MOST EFFECTIVE FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL?

972. BELIEVE THAT'S THE MOST EFFECTIVE FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL? NO.

973. EFFECTIVE FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL? NO. NO WONDER EVERYONE HAS THE ZIMA

974. NO. NO WONDER EVERYONE HAS THE ZIMA VIRUS.

975. NO WONDER EVERYONE HAS THE ZIMA VIRUS. AND IT'S LIKE MAYBE LEO CAP

976. VIRUS. AND IT'S LIKE MAYBE LEO CAP RIO'S RIGHT — BEARS.

977. AND IT'S LIKE MAYBE LEO CAP RIO'S RIGHT — BEARS.

978. RIO'S RIGHT — BEARS. OKAY, SO I TAKE IT YOU'RE

979. OKAY, SO I TAKE IT YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED WITH THE

980. OKAY, SO I TAKE IT YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED WITH THE CANDIDATES?

981. DISAPPOINTED WITH THE CANDIDATES? PEOPLE NEED TO START PAYING

982. CANDIDATES? PEOPLE NEED TO START PAYING ATTENTION, MICHAEL.

983. PEOPLE NEED TO START PAYING ATTENTION, MICHAEL. WHEN THE ALARM GOES OFF, STOP

984. ATTENTION, MICHAEL. WHEN THE ALARM GOES OFF, STOP HITTING THE FUSE BUTTON.

985. WHEN THE ALARM GOES OFF, STOP HITTING THE FUSE BUTTON. THERE ARE WOMEN IN AFRICA RIGHT

986. HITTING THE FUSE BUTTON. THERE ARE WOMEN IN AFRICA RIGHT NOW WHO HAVE TO WALK THREE MILES

987. THERE ARE WOMEN IN AFRICA RIGHT NOW WHO HAVE TO WALK THREE MILES JUST TO SEE ZOOTOPIA.

988. NOW WHO HAVE TO WALK THREE MILES JUST TO SEE ZOOTOPIA. AND NEWS FLASH, MICHAEL.

989. JUST TO SEE ZOOTOPIA. AND NEWS FLASH, MICHAEL. YOU HAVEN'T EVEN ASKED ME IF I'M

990. AND NEWS FLASH, MICHAEL. YOU HAVEN'T EVEN ASKED ME IF I'M TRANSGENDERED YET.

991. YOU HAVEN'T EVEN ASKED ME IF I'M TRANSGENDERED YET. ARE YOU TRANSGENDERED?

992. TRANSGENDERED YET. ARE YOU TRANSGENDERED? HOW DARE YOU ASK ME THAT.

993. ARE YOU TRANSGENDERED? HOW DARE YOU ASK ME THAT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

994. HOW DARE YOU ASK ME THAT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I JUST SNAPCHATTED YOU, BUT

995. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I JUST SNAPCHATTED YOU, BUT YOUR FACE IS A TIGER AND I'M

996. I JUST SNAPCHATTED YOU, BUT YOUR FACE IS A TIGER AND I'M NORMAL.

997. YOUR FACE IS A TIGER AND I'M NORMAL.

998. NORMAL. COOL.

999. COOL. SO ARE YOU VOTING DEMOCRAT —

1000. COOL. SO ARE YOU VOTING DEMOCRAT — WHY DO WE HAVE TO LABIA

1001. SO ARE YOU VOTING DEMOCRAT — WHY DO WE HAVE TO LABIA EVERYTHING, MICHAEL?

1002. WHY DO WE HAVE TO LABIA EVERYTHING, MICHAEL? WHY CAN'T THERE BE A BLACK JAMES

1003. EVERYTHING, MICHAEL? WHY CAN'T THERE BE A BLACK JAMES BOND OR WHITE JACKIE CHAN OR

1004. WHY CAN'T THERE BE A BLACK JAMES BOND OR WHITE JACKIE CHAN OR RERAPE BILL COSBY BECAUSE GET

1005. BOND OR WHITE JACKIE CHAN OR RERAPE BILL COSBY BECAUSE GET WHAT?

1006. RERAPE BILL COSBY BECAUSE GET WHAT? IF YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE

1007. WHAT? IF YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE SUDOKU, YOU'RE PART OF THE

1008. IF YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE SUDOKU, YOU'RE PART OF THE ANSWER.

1009. SUDOKU, YOU'RE PART OF THE ANSWER. AND IT'S MULTIPLE CHOICE AND

1010. ANSWER. AND IT'S MULTIPLE CHOICE AND YOU'RE NONE OF THE ABOVE.

1011. AND IT'S MULTIPLE CHOICE AND YOU'RE NONE OF THE ABOVE. AND WHY DO WE EVEN NEED

1012. YOU'RE NONE OF THE ABOVE. AND WHY DO WE EVEN NEED SUPERDELEGATES?

1013. AND WHY DO WE EVEN NEED SUPERDELEGATES? WHY CAN'T WE JUST TALK TO

1014. SUPERDELEGATES? WHY CAN'T WE JUST TALK TO SUPERMAN DIRECTLY?

1015. WHY CAN'T WE JUST TALK TO SUPERMAN DIRECTLY? AND I'M ASKING YOU, MICHAEL,

1016. SUPERMAN DIRECTLY? AND I'M ASKING YOU, MICHAEL, BECAUSE, #BLACKGUYSMATTER.

1017. AND I'M ASKING YOU, MICHAEL, BECAUSE, #BLACKGUYSMATTER. PLEASE STOP.

1018. BECAUSE, #BLACKGUYSMATTER. PLEASE STOP. PLEASE.

1019. PLEASE STOP. PLEASE. FINE.

1020. PLEASE. FINE. YOU COULD HAVE LEARNED SOMETHING

1021. FINE. YOU COULD HAVE LEARNED SOMETHING ABOUT HISTORY.

1022. YOU COULD HAVE LEARNED SOMETHING ABOUT HISTORY. > YASMINE, YASMINE.

1023. ABOUT HISTORY. > YASMINE, YASMINE. OH, IS THAT YOUR FRIEND?

1024. > YASMINE, YASMINE. OH, IS THAT YOUR FRIEND? NO, IT'S MY UBER DRIVER.

1025. OH, IS THAT YOUR FRIEND? NO, IT'S MY UBER DRIVER. I THINK SHE'S CIRCLING THE

1026. NO, IT'S MY UBER DRIVER. I THINK SHE'S CIRCLING THE STUDIO.

1027. I THINK SHE'S CIRCLING THE STUDIO. HOW MANY MINUTES AWAY IS THAT?

1028. STUDIO. HOW MANY MINUTES AWAY IS THAT? THAT'S TETRIS.

1029. HOW MANY MINUTES AWAY IS THAT? THAT'S TETRIS. OKAY FINE.

1030. THAT'S TETRIS. OKAY FINE. YOU KNOW WHAT?

1031. OKAY FINE. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING.

1032. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING. IT'S IN KNIFE I FOUND AT

1033. I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING. IT'S IN KNIFE I FOUND AT O.J. SIMPSON'S HOUSE.

1034. IT'S IN KNIFE I FOUND AT O.J. SIMPSON'S HOUSE. WHO DO YOU THINK

1035. O.J. SIMPSON'S HOUSE. WHO DO YOU THINK WOULD PLAY YOU IN A MOVIE?

1036. WHO DO YOU THINK WOULD PLAY YOU IN A MOVIE? I DON'T KNOW MAYBE

1037. WOULD PLAY YOU IN A MOVIE? I DON'T KNOW MAYBE DENZEL WASHINGTON.

1038. I DON'T KNOW MAYBE DENZEL WASHINGTON. I WOULD CHOOSE A HOMELESS

1039. DENZEL WASHINGTON. I WOULD CHOOSE A HOMELESS WOMAN SO SHE COULD WORK.

1040. I WOULD CHOOSE A HOMELESS WOMAN SO SHE COULD WORK. BUT I'M SURE DENZEL WOULD BE

1041. WOMAN SO SHE COULD WORK. BUT I'M SURE DENZEL WOULD BE APPRECIATIVE, TOO.

1042. BUT I'M SURE DENZEL WOULD BE APPRECIATIVE, TOO. WAIT, REAL QUICK.

1043. APPRECIATIVE, TOO. WAIT, REAL QUICK. WRAP YOUR HANDS AROUND MY

1044. WAIT, REAL QUICK. WRAP YOUR HANDS AROUND MY NECK LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO CHOKE

1045. WRAP YOUR HANDS AROUND MY NECK LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO CHOKE ME.

1046. NECK LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO CHOKE ME. NO.

1047. ME. NO. ALL RIGHT FINE, THEN JUST

1048. NO. ALL RIGHT FINE, THEN JUST SLAP ME REALLY HARD, IT'S ABOUT

1049. ALL RIGHT FINE, THEN JUST SLAP ME REALLY HARD, IT'S ABOUT WALL STREET.

1050. SLAP ME REALLY HARD, IT'S ABOUT WALL STREET. > JUST TELL US WHO YOU'RE

1051. WALL STREET. > JUST TELL US WHO YOU'RE VOTING FOR.

1052. > JUST TELL US WHO YOU'RE VOTING FOR. ALL RIGHT, FINE.

1053. VOTING FOR. ALL RIGHT, FINE. HERE, HOLD THIS.

1054. ALL RIGHT, FINE. HERE, HOLD THIS. OH, LOOK, THIS MAN STOLE MY

1055. HERE, HOLD THIS. OH, LOOK, THIS MAN STOLE MY PURSE AND HE'S WHITE.

1056. OH, LOOK, THIS MAN STOLE MY PURSE AND HE'S WHITE. WHAT?

1057. PURSE AND HE'S WHITE. WHAT? BOOM.

1058. WHAT? BOOM. THAT'S PROGRESS.

1059. BOOM. THAT'S PROGRESS. YOU'RE WELCOME.

1060. THAT'S PROGRESS. YOU'RE WELCOME. I NEED THAT BACK BECAUSE THERE'S

1061. YOU'RE WELCOME. I NEED THAT BACK BECAUSE THERE'S SOME ADDERALL IN THERE.

1062. I NEED THAT BACK BECAUSE THERE'S SOME ADDERALL IN THERE. GIRL AT A PARTY, EVERYBODY.

1063. SOME ADDERALL IN THERE. GIRL AT A PARTY, EVERYBODY. BLACK BEANS ARE A SCAM.

1064. GIRL AT A PARTY, EVERYBODY. BLACK BEANS ARE A SCAM.

1065. BLACK BEANS ARE A SCAM. > ACCORDING TO THE ADULT

1066. > ACCORDING TO THE ADULT WEBSITE PORN HUB, THE MOST

1067. > ACCORDING TO THE ADULT WEBSITE PORN HUB, THE MOST SEARCHED-FOR TERM IN 30 OF THE

1068. WEBSITE PORN HUB, THE MOST SEARCHED-FOR TERM IN 30 OF THE 50 STATES WAS LESBIAN.

1069. SEARCHED-FOR TERM IN 30 OF THE 50 STATES WAS LESBIAN. BUT KEEP IN MIND MICHAEL TRAVELS

1070. 50 STATES WAS LESBIAN. BUT KEEP IN MIND MICHAEL TRAVELS A LOT.

1071. BUT KEEP IN MIND MICHAEL TRAVELS A LOT.

1072. A LOT. > SENATE MINORITY LEADER

1073. > SENATE MINORITY LEADER HARRY REID SAID THAT THE

1074. > SENATE MINORITY LEADER HARRY REID SAID THAT THE REPUBLICAN PARTY HAD CREATED A

1075. HARRY REID SAID THAT THE REPUBLICAN PARTY HAD CREATED A FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER IN

1076. REPUBLICAN PARTY HAD CREATED A FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER IN DONALD TRUMP.

1077. FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER IN DONALD TRUMP. THEY ALSO CREATED SORT OF A FAT

1078. DONALD TRUMP. THEY ALSO CREATED SORT OF A FAT DRACULA.

1079. THEY ALSO CREATED SORT OF A FAT DRACULA.

1080. DRACULA. > AND NOW A NEW SEGMENT HERE

1081. > AND NOW A NEW SEGMENT HERE ON "WEEKEND UPDATE," NEWS FROM

1082. > AND NOW A NEW SEGMENT HERE ON "WEEKEND UPDATE," NEWS FROM THE FUTURE.

1083. ON "WEEKEND UPDATE," NEWS FROM THE FUTURE. > NEWS FROM THE FUTURE.

1084. THE FUTURE. > NEWS FROM THE FUTURE. I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT TO

1085. > NEWS FROM THE FUTURE. I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS, MAN, GET OUT OF HERE.

1086. I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS, MAN, GET OUT OF HERE. WHAT YOU ALL DOING?

1087. DO THIS, MAN, GET OUT OF HERE. WHAT YOU ALL DOING? THIS HAS BEEN NEWS FROM THE

1088. WHAT YOU ALL DOING? THIS HAS BEEN NEWS FROM THE FUTURE.

1089. THIS HAS BEEN NEWS FROM THE FUTURE.

1090. FUTURE. > A CATHOLIC PRIEST IN IRELAND

1091. > A CATHOLIC PRIEST IN IRELAND WAS CAUGHT ON VIDEO SNORTING

1092. > A CATHOLIC PRIEST IN IRELAND WAS CAUGHT ON VIDEO SNORTING COCAINE IN A ROOM ADORNED WITH

1093. WAS CAUGHT ON VIDEO SNORTING COCAINE IN A ROOM ADORNED WITH NAZI SYMBOLS.

1094. COCAINE IN A ROOM ADORNED WITH NAZI SYMBOLS. OKAY.

1095. NAZI SYMBOLS. OKAY. BUT SHOW ME WHERE IN THE BIBLE

1096. OKAY. BUT SHOW ME WHERE IN THE BIBLE IT SAYS YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

1097. BUT SHOW ME WHERE IN THE BIBLE IT SAYS YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

1098. IT SAYS YOU CAN'T DO THAT. > LAST WEEK A WOMAN NAMED

1099. > LAST WEEK A WOMAN NAMED FLOSSIE DICKEY TURNED 110 YEARS

1100. > LAST WEEK A WOMAN NAMED FLOSSIE DICKEY TURNED 110 YEARS OLD MAKING HER THE OLDEST WOMAN

1101. FLOSSIE DICKEY TURNED 110 YEARS OLD MAKING HER THE OLDEST WOMAN IN THE STATE OF WASHINGTON.

1102. OLD MAKING HER THE OLDEST WOMAN IN THE STATE OF WASHINGTON. THAT'S RIGHT.

1103. IN THE STATE OF WASHINGTON. THAT'S RIGHT. SO WE SENT OUR OWN VANESSA BAYER

1104. THAT'S RIGHT. SO WE SENT OUR OWN VANESSA BAYER TO SPOKANE TO GIVE THE BIRTHDAY

1105. SO WE SENT OUR OWN VANESSA BAYER TO SPOKANE TO GIVE THE BIRTHDAY GIRL OUR BEST WISHES.

1106. TO SPOKANE TO GIVE THE BIRTHDAY GIRL OUR BEST WISHES. HI, VANESSA.

1107. GIRL OUR BEST WISHES. HI, VANESSA. HI, COLIN AND MICHAEL.

1108. HI, VANESSA. HI, COLIN AND MICHAEL. WELL, SHE'S LIVED THROUGH THE

1109. HI, COLIN AND MICHAEL. WELL, SHE'S LIVED THROUGH THE SINKING OF THE "TITANIC," THE

1110. WELL, SHE'S LIVED THROUGH THE SINKING OF THE "TITANIC," THE DEPRESSION AND TWO WORLD WARS

1111. SINKING OF THE "TITANIC," THE DEPRESSION AND TWO WORLD WARS AND FEISTY FLOSSIE DICKEY IS

1112. DEPRESSION AND TWO WORLD WARS AND FEISTY FLOSSIE DICKEY IS STILL GOING STRONG.

1113. AND FEISTY FLOSSIE DICKEY IS STILL GOING STRONG. FLOSSIE, HOW ARE YOU FEELING ON

1114. STILL GOING STRONG. FLOSSIE, HOW ARE YOU FEELING ON YOUR BIG DAY?

1115. FLOSSIE, HOW ARE YOU FEELING ON YOUR BIG DAY? I AM TIRED.

1116. YOUR BIG DAY? I AM TIRED.

1117. I AM TIRED. I BET.

1118. I BET. AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO

1119. I BET. AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO RING IN 110?

1120. AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO RING IN 110? TAKE A NAP.

1121. RING IN 110? TAKE A NAP.

1122. TAKE A NAP. YES, WHO DOESN'T LOVE A GOOD

1123. YES, WHO DOESN'T LOVE A GOOD NAP?

1124. YES, WHO DOESN'T LOVE A GOOD NAP? I BET YOU RACKED UP A LOT OF

1125. NAP? I BET YOU RACKED UP A LOT OF CRAZY STORIES.

1126. I BET YOU RACKED UP A LOT OF CRAZY STORIES. CAN YOU TELL US ONE?

1127. CRAZY STORIES. CAN YOU TELL US ONE?

1128. CAN YOU TELL US ONE? I GUESS SOME STORIES ARE BEST

1129. I GUESS SOME STORIES ARE BEST LEFT UNTOLD.

1130. I GUESS SOME STORIES ARE BEST LEFT UNTOLD. BACK TO YOU, COLIN AND MICHAEL.

1131. LEFT UNTOLD. BACK TO YOU, COLIN AND MICHAEL. OH, ACTUALLY, WE AREN'T QUITE

1132. BACK TO YOU, COLIN AND MICHAEL. OH, ACTUALLY, WE AREN'T QUITE DONE YET, VANESSA.

1133. OH, ACTUALLY, WE AREN'T QUITE DONE YET, VANESSA. OH, NO?

1134. DONE YET, VANESSA. OH, NO? WE WONDERED IF FLOSSIE STILL

1135. OH, NO? WE WONDERED IF FLOSSIE STILL HAS A COUPLE THINGS LEFT ON HER

1136. WE WONDERED IF FLOSSIE STILL HAS A COUPLE THINGS LEFT ON HER BUCKET LIST.

1137. HAS A COUPLE THINGS LEFT ON HER BUCKET LIST. CAN YOU ASK HER ABOUT THEM?

1138. BUCKET LIST. CAN YOU ASK HER ABOUT THEM? SURE, MICHAEL.

1139. CAN YOU ASK HER ABOUT THEM? SURE, MICHAEL. YOUR NURSES TOLD ME THAT ONE

1140. SURE, MICHAEL. YOUR NURSES TOLD ME THAT ONE THING YOU STILL WANT TO DO IS

1141. YOUR NURSES TOLD ME THAT ONE THING YOU STILL WANT TO DO IS RIDE IN A RED LAMBORGHINI.

1142. THING YOU STILL WANT TO DO IS RIDE IN A RED LAMBORGHINI. IS THAT TRUE, FLOSSIE?

1143. RIDE IN A RED LAMBORGHINI. IS THAT TRUE, FLOSSIE? DO YOU WANT TO RIDE IN A RED

1144. IS THAT TRUE, FLOSSIE? DO YOU WANT TO RIDE IN A RED LAMBORGHINI, FLOSSIE?

1145. DO YOU WANT TO RIDE IN A RED LAMBORGHINI, FLOSSIE? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, TO RIDE

1146. LAMBORGHINI, FLOSSIE? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, TO RIDE AROUND IN A RED LAMBORGHINI?

1147. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, TO RIDE AROUND IN A RED LAMBORGHINI? A BRIGHT RED LAMBORGHINI,

1148. AROUND IN A RED LAMBORGHINI? A BRIGHT RED LAMBORGHINI, FLOSSIE, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT

1149. A BRIGHT RED LAMBORGHINI, FLOSSIE, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO RIDE IN?

1150. FLOSSIE, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO RIDE IN? LEAVE THIS PLACE.

1151. TO RIDE IN? LEAVE THIS PLACE.

1152. LEAVE THIS PLACE. YOU HEARD THE WOMAN.

1153. YOU HEARD THE WOMAN. BACK TO YOU GUYS AND DON'T COME

1154. YOU HEARD THE WOMAN. BACK TO YOU GUYS AND DON'T COME BACK TO ME.

1155. BACK TO YOU GUYS AND DON'T COME BACK TO ME. ACTUALLY, VANESSA, COULD YOU

1156. BACK TO ME. ACTUALLY, VANESSA, COULD YOU JUST ASK HER WHAT IS THE KEY TO

1157. ACTUALLY, VANESSA, COULD YOU JUST ASK HER WHAT IS THE KEY TO LIVING A LONG LIFE?

1158. JUST ASK HER WHAT IS THE KEY TO LIVING A LONG LIFE? SHE'S NOT GOING TO ANSWER.

1159. LIVING A LONG LIFE? SHE'S NOT GOING TO ANSWER. FLOSSIE, WHAT IS THE KEY TO

1160. SHE'S NOT GOING TO ANSWER. FLOSSIE, WHAT IS THE KEY TO LIVING A LONG LIFE?

1161. FLOSSIE, WHAT IS THE KEY TO LIVING A LONG LIFE?

1162. LIVING A LONG LIFE? WELL, I GUESS A GIRL HAS TO HAVE

1163. WELL, I GUESS A GIRL HAS TO HAVE HER SECRETS.

1164. WELL, I GUESS A GIRL HAS TO HAVE HER SECRETS. AND I'M GOING TO TELL FLOSSIE

1165. HER SECRETS. AND I'M GOING TO TELL FLOSSIE ONE OF MY OWN RIGHT NOW.

1166. AND I'M GOING TO TELL FLOSSIE ONE OF MY OWN RIGHT NOW. SHE CUSSED AT ME.

1167. ONE OF MY OWN RIGHT NOW. SHE CUSSED AT ME. SHE SAID THAT I'M RUINING THIS.

1168. SHE CUSSED AT ME. SHE SAID THAT I'M RUINING THIS. NO, I DIDN'T.

1169. SHE SAID THAT I'M RUINING THIS. NO, I DIDN'T. BACK TO YOU GUYS.

1170. NO, I DIDN'T. BACK TO YOU GUYS. AND IF YOU CUT BACK TO ME, I

1171. BACK TO YOU GUYS. AND IF YOU CUT BACK TO ME, I SWEAR I'M GOING TO SAY THE

1172. AND IF YOU CUT BACK TO ME, I SWEAR I'M GOING TO SAY THE N-WORD.

1173. SWEAR I'M GOING TO SAY THE N-WORD. VANESSA!

1174. N-WORD. VANESSA! FLOSSIE DICKEY AND VANESSA

1175. VANESSA! FLOSSIE DICKEY AND VANESSA BAYER, EVERYONE.

1176. FLOSSIE DICKEY AND VANESSA BAYER, EVERYONE.

1177. BAYER, EVERYONE. SCIENTISTS HAVE DESIGNED A

1178. SCIENTISTS HAVE DESIGNED A NEW DEVICE THAT ALLOWS MONKEYS

1179. SCIENTISTS HAVE DESIGNED A NEW DEVICE THAT ALLOWS MONKEYS TO CONTROL A WHEELCHAIR WITH

1180. NEW DEVICE THAT ALLOWS MONKEYS TO CONTROL A WHEELCHAIR WITH THEIR MIND.

1181. TO CONTROL A WHEELCHAIR WITH THEIR MIND. AND YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT IT IN

1182. THEIR MIND. AND YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT IT IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE OF "BUT WHY

1183. AND YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT IT IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE OF "BUT WHY THOUGH."

1184. THIS WEEK'S ISSUE OF "BUT WHY THOUGH."

1185. THOUGH." > NEW YORK CITY OFFICIALS HAVE

1186. > NEW YORK CITY OFFICIALS HAVE RULED THAT BEGINNING MONDAY THEY

1187. > NEW YORK CITY OFFICIALS HAVE RULED THAT BEGINNING MONDAY THEY WILL STOP ARRESTING PEOPLE WHO

1188. RULED THAT BEGINNING MONDAY THEY WILL STOP ARRESTING PEOPLE WHO URINATE AND CONSUME ALCOHOL IN

1189. WILL STOP ARRESTING PEOPLE WHO URINATE AND CONSUME ALCOHOL IN PUBLIC.

1190. URINATE AND CONSUME ALCOHOL IN PUBLIC. THE RULING IS MORE COMMONLY

1191. PUBLIC. THE RULING IS MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS ELMO'S LAW.

1192. THE RULING IS MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS ELMO'S LAW.

1193. KNOWN AS ELMO'S LAW. > AFTER JUST THREE MONTHS IN

1194. > AFTER JUST THREE MONTHS IN PRISON, FORMER SUBWAY SPOKESMAN

1195. > AFTER JUST THREE MONTHS IN PRISON, FORMER SUBWAY SPOKESMAN JARED FOGLE HAS ALREADY GAINED

1196. PRISON, FORMER SUBWAY SPOKESMAN JARED FOGLE HAS ALREADY GAINED 30 POUNDS.

1197. JARED FOGLE HAS ALREADY GAINED 30 POUNDS. BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN

1198. 30 POUNDS. BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR PORTIONS STOP BEING

1199. BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR PORTIONS STOP BEING CHILD-SIZED.

1200. YOUR PORTIONS STOP BEING CHILD-SIZED.

1201. CHILD-SIZED. OH, I'M THE BAD GUY.

1202. OH, I'M THE BAD GUY. > YEAH.

1203. OH, I'M THE BAD GUY. > YEAH.

1204. > YEAH. A FLORIDA WOMAN FOUND A MISSING

1205. A FLORIDA WOMAN FOUND A MISSING CAT FROM WISCONSIN WHICH HAD

1206. A FLORIDA WOMAN FOUND A MISSING CAT FROM WISCONSIN WHICH HAD WANDERED NEARLY 1500 MILES OVER

1207. CAT FROM WISCONSIN WHICH HAD WANDERED NEARLY 1500 MILES OVER TWO MONTHS.

1208. WANDERED NEARLY 1500 MILES OVER TWO MONTHS. OR — AND HEAR ME OUT —

1209. TWO MONTHS. OR — AND HEAR ME OUT — SOMETIMES CATS LOOK LIKE OTHER

1210. OR — AND HEAR ME OUT — SOMETIMES CATS LOOK LIKE OTHER CATS.

1211. SOMETIMES CATS LOOK LIKE OTHER CATS.

1212. CATS. > THIS WEEK COMEDIAN KATT

1213. > THIS WEEK COMEDIAN KATT WILLIAMS MADE HEADLINES FOR

1214. > THIS WEEK COMEDIAN KATT WILLIAMS MADE HEADLINES FOR TAKING SHOTS AT RIVAL COMEDIAN

1215. WILLIAMS MADE HEADLINES FOR TAKING SHOTS AT RIVAL COMEDIAN KEVIN HART.

1216. TAKING SHOTS AT RIVAL COMEDIAN KEVIN HART. THE REPORT WAS SETTLED AT A

1217. KEVIN HART. THE REPORT WAS SETTLED AT A SECRET MEETING OF BLACK

1218. THE REPORT WAS SETTLED AT A SECRET MEETING OF BLACK COMEDIANS IN HOLLYWOOD.

1219. SECRET MEETING OF BLACK COMEDIANS IN HOLLYWOOD. HERE TO TALK ABOUT THIS IS OUR

1220. COMEDIANS IN HOLLYWOOD. HERE TO TALK ABOUT THIS IS OUR OWN JAY PHARAOH.

1221. HERE TO TALK ABOUT THIS IS OUR OWN JAY PHARAOH. TELL US ABOUT THIS SECRET

1222. OWN JAY PHARAOH. TELL US ABOUT THIS SECRET MEETING.

1223. TELL US ABOUT THIS SECRET MEETING. WE HOLD ONE EVERY YEAR AT

1224. MEETING. WE HOLD ONE EVERY YEAR AT EDDIE MURPHY'S HOUSE IN HIS

1225. WE HOLD ONE EVERY YEAR AT EDDIE MURPHY'S HOUSE IN HIS BOWLING ALLEY.

1226. EDDIE MURPHY'S HOUSE IN HIS BOWLING ALLEY. TELL US WHAT HAPPENED.

1227. BOWLING ALLEY. TELL US WHAT HAPPENED. FIRST KATT GOT UP AND KATT

1228. TELL US WHAT HAPPENED. FIRST KATT GOT UP AND KATT WAS LIKE, NOW, FIRST, YOU GOT TO

1229. FIRST KATT GOT UP AND KATT WAS LIKE, NOW, FIRST, YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING, BOO BOO.

1230. WAS LIKE, NOW, FIRST, YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING, BOO BOO. THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS RIGHT

1231. UNDERSTAND SOMETHING, BOO BOO. THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS WAR.

1232. THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS WAR. IT CAN ONLY BE ONE MUNCHKIN ON

1233. HERE, THIS IS WAR. IT CAN ONLY BE ONE MUNCHKIN ON TOP YOU.

1234. IT CAN ONLY BE ONE MUNCHKIN ON TOP YOU. BUT THAT'S WHEN KEV GOT UP,

1235. TOP YOU. BUT THAT'S WHEN KEV GOT UP, FIRST OF ALL, PING, PANG, FAST.

1236. BUT THAT'S WHEN KEV GOT UP, FIRST OF ALL, PING, PANG, FAST. HERE'S WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.

1237. FIRST OF ALL, PING, PANG, FAST. HERE'S WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. FIRST OF ALL, YOU GOT A

1238. HERE'S WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. FIRST OF ALL, YOU GOT A PERMANENT.

1239. FIRST OF ALL, YOU GOT A PERMANENT. ONLY BLACK MAN GET AWAY WITH A

1240. PERMANENT. ONLY BLACK MAN GET AWAY WITH A PERMANENT IS PRINCE AND HE'S

1241. ONLY BLACK MAN GET AWAY WITH A PERMANENT IS PRINCE AND HE'S PRINCE.

1242. PERMANENT IS PRINCE AND HE'S PRINCE. YOU'RE NOT PRINCE.

1243. PRINCE. YOU'RE NOT PRINCE. I DO, TOO, BUT I SMILE.

1244. YOU'RE NOT PRINCE. I DO, TOO, BUT I SMILE. OH, MY GOSH.

1245. I DO, TOO, BUT I SMILE. OH, MY GOSH. AND THAT'S WHEN DAVE

1246. OH, MY GOSH. AND THAT'S WHEN DAVE CHAPPELLE —

1247. AND THAT'S WHEN DAVE CHAPPELLE — HOLD ON, DAVE CHAPPELLE WAS

1248. CHAPPELLE — HOLD ON, DAVE CHAPPELLE WAS THERE, TOO?

1249. HOLD ON, DAVE CHAPPELLE WAS THERE, TOO? I SAID IT WAS ALL OF US,

1250. THERE, TOO? I SAID IT WAS ALL OF US, COLIN.

1251. I SAID IT WAS ALL OF US, COLIN. CHAPPELLE IS LIKE, HOLD ON,

1252. COLIN. CHAPPELLE IS LIKE, HOLD ON, EVERYBODY.

1253. CHAPPELLE IS LIKE, HOLD ON, EVERYBODY. EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN, SON.

1254. EVERYBODY. EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN, SON. JUST CALM DOWN.

1255. EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN, SON. JUST CALM DOWN. WE BLACK.

1256. JUST CALM DOWN. WE BLACK. WE NEED TO STICK TOGETHER.

1257. WE BLACK. WE NEED TO STICK TOGETHER. TRUST ME, SON.

1258. WE NEED TO STICK TOGETHER. TRUST ME, SON. HOLLYWOOD IS EXPECTING US TO

1259. TRUST ME, SON. HOLLYWOOD IS EXPECTING US TO FAIL, BABY.

1260. HOLLYWOOD IS EXPECTING US TO FAIL, BABY. LET'S JUST CALM DOWN, GO TO

1261. FAIL, BABY. LET'S JUST CALM DOWN, GO TO AFRICA FOR A FEW YEARS TILL

1262. LET'S JUST CALM DOWN, GO TO AFRICA FOR A FEW YEARS TILL EVERYTHING COOLS OFF.

1263. AFRICA FOR A FEW YEARS TILL EVERYTHING COOLS OFF. AFRICA?

1264. EVERYTHING COOLS OFF. AFRICA? WHO WANT TO GO TO AFRICA?

1265. AFRICA? WHO WANT TO GO TO AFRICA? AFRICANS DON'T EVEN WANT TO GO

1266. WHO WANT TO GO TO AFRICA? AFRICANS DON'T EVEN WANT TO GO TO AFRICA, AND THEY LIVE THERE!

1267. AFRICANS DON'T EVEN WANT TO GO TO AFRICA, AND THEY LIVE THERE!

1268. TO AFRICA, AND THEY LIVE THERE! SO THAT'S CHRIS ROCK.

1269. SO THAT'S CHRIS ROCK. YEAH, SO THEN EDDIE GETS UP

1270. SO THAT'S CHRIS ROCK. YEAH, SO THEN EDDIE GETS UP YEAH, SO THEN EDDIE GETS UP

1271. YEAH, SO THEN EDDIE GETS UP YEAH, SO THEN EDDIE GETS UP AND HE'S LIKE, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,

1272. YEAH, SO THEN EDDIE GETS UP AND HE'S LIKE, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, EVERYBODY JUST RELAX.

1273. AND HE'S LIKE, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, EVERYBODY JUST RELAX. EVERYBODY JUST RELAX.

1274. WAIT, EVERYBODY JUST RELAX. EVERYBODY JUST RELAX. EVERYBODY JUST RELAX AND

1275. EVERYBODY JUST RELAX. EVERYBODY JUST RELAX AND EVERYBODY COOL OUT.

1276. EVERYBODY JUST RELAX AND EVERYBODY COOL OUT. TRACY MORGAN, YOUR TURN TO BOWL.

1277. EVERYBODY COOL OUT. TRACY MORGAN, YOUR TURN TO BOWL. PICK UP THE BALL.

1278. TRACY MORGAN, YOUR TURN TO BOWL. PICK UP THE BALL. TRACY MORGAN, LADIES AND

1279. PICK UP THE BALL. TRACY MORGAN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

1280. TRACY MORGAN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. AND TRACY GETS UP.

1281. GENTLEMEN. AND TRACY GETS UP. LISTEN, I'M BOWLING, EDDIE.

1282. AND TRACY GETS UP. LISTEN, I'M BOWLING, EDDIE. I'LL BOWL RIGHT NOW.

1283. LISTEN, I'M BOWLING, EDDIE. I'LL BOWL RIGHT NOW. YOU KNOW JACKIE GLEASON IS MY

1284. I'LL BOWL RIGHT NOW. YOU KNOW JACKIE GLEASON IS MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER.

1285. YOU KNOW JACKIE GLEASON IS MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER. THEN CHRIS TUCKER WAS LIKE, YOU

1286. BIOLOGICAL FATHER. THEN CHRIS TUCKER WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, MAN, HURRY UP AND BOWL,

1287. THEN CHRIS TUCKER WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, MAN, HURRY UP AND BOWL, MAN.

1288. KNOW, MAN, HURRY UP AND BOWL, MAN. YOU HOLDING UP THE GAME, MAN,

1289. MAN. YOU HOLDING UP THE GAME, MAN, DAMN, MAN.

1290. YOU HOLDING UP THE GAME, MAN, DAMN, MAN. THEN HANNIBAL BURRESS GOES,

1291. DAMN, MAN. THEN HANNIBAL BURRESS GOES, OKAY, I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND

1292. THEN HANNIBAL BURRESS GOES, OKAY, I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYBODY HAS TO YELL IN

1293. OKAY, I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYBODY HAS TO YELL IN EXCITEMENT OVER A BOWLING MATCH

1294. WHY EVERYBODY HAS TO YELL IN EXCITEMENT OVER A BOWLING MATCH IN A LIVING ROOM.

1295. EXCITEMENT OVER A BOWLING MATCH IN A LIVING ROOM. THIS IS WEIRD ON SO MANY LEVELS.

1296. IN A LIVING ROOM. THIS IS WEIRD ON SO MANY LEVELS. AND THEN BERNIE MACK GOT UP AND

1297. THIS IS WEIRD ON SO MANY LEVELS. AND THEN BERNIE MACK GOT UP AND SAID, NEXT TIME ONE OF YOU SON

1298. AND THEN BERNIE MACK GOT UP AND SAID, NEXT TIME ONE OF YOU SON OF A HAS A PARTY AND DON'T

1299. SAID, NEXT TIME ONE OF YOU SON OF A HAS A PARTY AND DON'T INVITE THE MACK MAN, I'M GOING

1300. OF A HAS A PARTY AND DON'T INVITE THE MACK MAN, I'M GOING TO BUST ONE OF YOU SON OF A —

1301. INVITE THE MACK MAN, I'M GOING TO BUST ONE OF YOU SON OF A — ASS.

1302. TO BUST ONE OF YOU SON OF A — ASS. HOLD ON, BERNIE MACK?

1303. ASS. HOLD ON, BERNIE MACK? LISTEN, MAN, YOU GOT ME.

1304. HOLD ON, BERNIE MACK? LISTEN, MAN, YOU GOT ME. HONESTLY, COLIN, I MADE IT ALL

1305. LISTEN, MAN, YOU GOT ME. HONESTLY, COLIN, I MADE IT ALL UP.

1306. HONESTLY, COLIN, I MADE IT ALL UP. THIS IS "WEEKEND UPDATE.

1307. UP. THIS IS "WEEKEND UPDATE. GOOD NIGHT.

1308. > ALL RIGHT, INSPECTOR. WHY HAVE YOU CALLED US HERE?

1309. > ALL RIGHT, INSPECTOR. WHY HAVE YOU CALLED US HERE? MY TRAIN DEPARTS IN AN HOUR.

1310. WHY HAVE YOU CALLED US HERE? MY TRAIN DEPARTS IN AN HOUR. NO ONE'S GOING ANYWHERE.

1311. MY TRAIN DEPARTS IN AN HOUR. NO ONE'S GOING ANYWHERE. AS CURRENTLY YOUR HOST MR.

1312. NO ONE'S GOING ANYWHERE. AS CURRENTLY YOUR HOST MR. FOXHOLE LIES IN HIS BEDROOM DEAD

1313. AS CURRENTLY YOUR HOST MR. FOXHOLE LIES IN HIS BEDROOM DEAD FROM A BULLET WOUND, MAKING ONE

1314. FOXHOLE LIES IN HIS BEDROOM DEAD FROM A BULLET WOUND, MAKING ONE OF YOU A MURDERER.

1315. FROM A BULLET WOUND, MAKING ONE OF YOU A MURDERER.

1316. OF YOU A MURDERER. WELL THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

1317. WELL THIS IS RIDICULOUS. I'M AN AMERICAN.

1318. WELL THIS IS RIDICULOUS. I'M AN AMERICAN. I HAVE RIGHTS.

1319. I'M AN AMERICAN. I HAVE RIGHTS. YES, INSPECTOR, PLEASE DO GET

1320. I HAVE RIGHTS. YES, INSPECTOR, PLEASE DO GET TO THE POINT.

1321. YES, INSPECTOR, PLEASE DO GET TO THE POINT. OF COURSE.

1322. TO THE POINT. OF COURSE. ALL I NEED TO KNOW IS WHERE EACH

1323. OF COURSE. ALL I NEED TO KNOW IS WHERE EACH OF YOU WERE THIS EVENING BETWEEN

1324. ALL I NEED TO KNOW IS WHERE EACH OF YOU WERE THIS EVENING BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 6:30 AND 8:00 P.M.

1325. OF YOU WERE THIS EVENING BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 6:30 AND 8:00 P.M. I WAS PLUCKING THE PHEASANTS

1326. THE HOURS OF 6:30 AND 8:00 P.M. I WAS PLUCKING THE PHEASANTS FROM THE PHEASANTS AND PUTTING

1327. I WAS PLUCKING THE PHEASANTS FROM THE PHEASANTS AND PUTTING LITTLE CARROTS THROUGH ITS

1328. FROM THE PHEASANTS AND PUTTING LITTLE CARROTS THROUGH ITS THROAT AND ONIONS IN ITS BUM THE

1329. LITTLE CARROTS THROUGH ITS THROAT AND ONIONS IN ITS BUM THE WAY MR. FOXHOLE PREFERS.

1330. THROAT AND ONIONS IN ITS BUM THE WAY MR. FOXHOLE PREFERS. SWEET AT THE TOP AND SAVORY IN

1331. WAY MR. FOXHOLE PREFERS. SWEET AT THE TOP AND SAVORY IN THE ASS.

1332. SWEET AT THE TOP AND SAVORY IN THE ASS. I WAS IN THE GARDENS.

1333. THE ASS. I WAS IN THE GARDENS. WHERE I WAS DOING MY

1334. I WAS IN THE GARDENS. WHERE I WAS DOING MY CALISTHENICS.

1335. WHERE I WAS DOING MY CALISTHENICS. I WAS IN THE LIBRARY HAVING

1336. CALISTHENICS. I WAS IN THE LIBRARY HAVING INTERCOURSE ON A TABLE.

1337. I WAS IN THE LIBRARY HAVING INTERCOURSE ON A TABLE. I'M NOT ASHAMED I'M AN AMERICAN.

1338. INTERCOURSE ON A TABLE. I'M NOT ASHAMED I'M AN AMERICAN. INDEED.

1339. I'M NOT ASHAMED I'M AN AMERICAN. INDEED. IT SEEMS THAT EVERYONE HAS

1340. INDEED. IT SEEMS THAT EVERYONE HAS BEEN ACCOUNTED FOR EXCEPT FOR

1341. IT SEEMS THAT EVERYONE HAS BEEN ACCOUNTED FOR EXCEPT FOR YOU.

1342. BEEN ACCOUNTED FOR EXCEPT FOR YOU. TO BE HONEST, INSPECTOR, I

1343. YOU. TO BE HONEST, INSPECTOR, I CAN'T RECALL WHERE I WAS BETWEEN

1344. TO BE HONEST, INSPECTOR, I CAN'T RECALL WHERE I WAS BETWEEN 6:30 AND 8:00.

1345. CAN'T RECALL WHERE I WAS BETWEEN 6:30 AND 8:00. I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING.

1346. 6:30 AND 8:00. I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING. WHILE I WAS PLUCKING THAT

1347. I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING. WHILE I WAS PLUCKING THAT PHEASANT, I HEARD SEPARATE

1348. WHILE I WAS PLUCKING THAT PHEASANT, I HEARD SEPARATE TOILET FLUSHES INSIDE OF 90

1349. PHEASANT, I HEARD SEPARATE TOILET FLUSHES INSIDE OF 90 MINUTES COMING FROM MR. WESTON'S

1350. TOILET FLUSHES INSIDE OF 90 MINUTES COMING FROM MR. WESTON'S BATHROOM.

1351. MINUTES COMING FROM MR. WESTON'S BATHROOM. IS THIS PERTINENT?

1352. BATHROOM. IS THIS PERTINENT? IT IS CURIOUS.

1353. IS THIS PERTINENT? IT IS CURIOUS. DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR TO YOU,

1354. IT IS CURIOUS. DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR TO YOU, MR. WESTON?

1355. DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR TO YOU, MR. WESTON? IT REALLY DOESN'T.

1356. MR. WESTON? IT REALLY DOESN'T. I WOULD RECALL DOING SOMETHING

1357. IT REALLY DOESN'T. I WOULD RECALL DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

1358. I WOULD RECALL DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING,

1359. LIKE THAT. I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING, TOO.

1360. I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING, TOO. IN THE LIBRARY, WE COULD HEAR

1361. TOO. IN THE LIBRARY, WE COULD HEAR THE PIPES THROUGH THE WALL

1362. IN THE LIBRARY, WE COULD HEAR THE PIPES THROUGH THE WALL SOUNDING LIKE THEY WERE HANDLING

1363. THE PIPES THROUGH THE WALL SOUNDING LIKE THEY WERE HANDLING SOMETHING THEY'D NEVER HANDLED

1364. SOUNDING LIKE THEY WERE HANDLING SOMETHING THEY'D NEVER HANDLED BEFORE.

1365. SOMETHING THEY'D NEVER HANDLED BEFORE. LIKE THEY WERE CRYING.

1366. BEFORE. LIKE THEY WERE CRYING. THIS IS GOING IN A DIRECTION

1367. LIKE THEY WERE CRYING. THIS IS GOING IN A DIRECTION I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH.

1368. THIS IS GOING IN A DIRECTION I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH. MAYBE WE SHOULD LOOK FOR

1369. I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH. MAYBE WE SHOULD LOOK FOR FINGERPRINTS.

1370. MAYBE WE SHOULD LOOK FOR FINGERPRINTS. I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT

1371. FINGERPRINTS. I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT THIS.

1372. I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT THIS. BUT I HEARD A TERRIBLE GROANING

1373. THIS. BUT I HEARD A TERRIBLE GROANING AND SOMEONE MUTTERING, NO, NO,

1374. BUT I HEARD A TERRIBLE GROANING AND SOMEONE MUTTERING, NO, NO, NO, THIS IS TOO MUCH.

1375. AND SOMEONE MUTTERING, NO, NO, NO, THIS IS TOO MUCH. THERE ARE PEOPLE AROUND.

1376. NO, THIS IS TOO MUCH. THERE ARE PEOPLE AROUND. WHY TODAY?

1377. THERE ARE PEOPLE AROUND. WHY TODAY? I DID THIS ALREADY THIS MORNING.

1378. WHY TODAY? I DID THIS ALREADY THIS MORNING. DOES THAT HELP WITH THE MURDER,

1379. I DID THIS ALREADY THIS MORNING. DOES THAT HELP WITH THE MURDER, INSPECTOR?

1380. DOES THAT HELP WITH THE MURDER, INSPECTOR? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?

1381. INSPECTOR? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME? THE GEESE!

1382. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME? THE GEESE! WHAT ABOUT THE GEESE, MR.

1383. THE GEESE! WHAT ABOUT THE GEESE, MR. DOFLAPPY?

1384. WHAT ABOUT THE GEESE, MR. DOFLAPPY? WELL, IT WAS THE STRANGEST

1385. DOFLAPPY? WELL, IT WAS THE STRANGEST THING.

1386. WELL, IT WAS THE STRANGEST THING. I WAS DOING MY BACKSPINS, SO I

1387. THING. I WAS DOING MY BACKSPINS, SO I WAS FACING THE SKY WHEN I

1388. I WAS DOING MY BACKSPINS, SO I WAS FACING THE SKY WHEN I NOTICED TWO HANDS OPEN MR.

1389. WAS FACING THE SKY WHEN I NOTICED TWO HANDS OPEN MR. WESTON'S BATHROOM WINDOW.

1390. NOTICED TWO HANDS OPEN MR. WESTON'S BATHROOM WINDOW. AT THE SAME MOMENT A FLOCK OF

1391. WESTON'S BATHROOM WINDOW. AT THE SAME MOMENT A FLOCK OF GEESE FLEW BY THE VERY SAME

1392. AT THE SAME MOMENT A FLOCK OF GEESE FLEW BY THE VERY SAME WINDOW AND DROPPED DEAD

1393. GEESE FLEW BY THE VERY SAME WINDOW AND DROPPED DEAD INSTANTLY.

1394. WINDOW AND DROPPED DEAD INSTANTLY. I DIDN'T KILL GEESE.

1395. INSTANTLY. I DIDN'T KILL GEESE. BUT THE GEESE WERE DEAD.

1396. I DIDN'T KILL GEESE. BUT THE GEESE WERE DEAD. THEY WERE ALL LYING THERE WITH

1397. BUT THE GEESE WERE DEAD. THEY WERE ALL LYING THERE WITH THEIR LITTLE WINGS OVER THEIR

1398. THEY WERE ALL LYING THERE WITH THEIR LITTLE WINGS OVER THEIR NOSES AND THEIR EYES WERE

1399. THEIR LITTLE WINGS OVER THEIR NOSES AND THEIR EYES WERE CROSSED.

1400. NOSES AND THEIR EYES WERE CROSSED. GEESE CAN'T CROSS THEIR EYES.

1401. CROSSED. GEESE CAN'T CROSS THEIR EYES. ACTUALLY, THEY CAN.

1402. GEESE CAN'T CROSS THEIR EYES. ACTUALLY, THEY CAN. I STUDIED THEM IN THE ISLANDS.

1403. ACTUALLY, THEY CAN. I STUDIED THEM IN THE ISLANDS. GEESE WILL CROSS THEIR EYES WHEN

1404. I STUDIED THEM IN THE ISLANDS. GEESE WILL CROSS THEIR EYES WHEN CONFRONTED WITH PHYSICAL HORROR.

1405. GEESE WILL CROSS THEIR EYES WHEN CONFRONTED WITH PHYSICAL HORROR. THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH

1406. CONFRONTED WITH PHYSICAL HORROR. THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MURDER.

1407. THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MURDER. HE WAS KILLED DOWNSTAIRS.

1408. THE MURDER. HE WAS KILLED DOWNSTAIRS. DOWNSTAIRS?

1409. HE WAS KILLED DOWNSTAIRS. DOWNSTAIRS? WELL, WAIT A SECOND.

1410. DOWNSTAIRS? WELL, WAIT A SECOND. I DO REMEMBER NOW SEEING THE

1411. WELL, WAIT A SECOND. I DO REMEMBER NOW SEEING THE CHARRED REMAINS OF MEN'S WHITE

1412. I DO REMEMBER NOW SEEING THE CHARRED REMAINS OF MEN'S WHITE UNDERPANTS AS WELL AS TROUSERS.

1413. CHARRED REMAINS OF MEN'S WHITE UNDERPANTS AS WELL AS TROUSERS. IT WAS AS IF SOMEONE BURNT THEM

1414. UNDERPANTS AS WELL AS TROUSERS. IT WAS AS IF SOMEONE BURNT THEM IN SHAME AND RAN OUT OF THE ROOM

1415. IT WAS AS IF SOMEONE BURNT THEM IN SHAME AND RAN OUT OF THE ROOM AS I ENTERED.

1416. IN SHAME AND RAN OUT OF THE ROOM AS I ENTERED. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

1417. AS I ENTERED. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. MR. WESTON!

1418. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. MR. WESTON! WHEN EXACTLY DID YOU CHANGE INTO

1419. MR. WESTON! WHEN EXACTLY DID YOU CHANGE INTO THESE WOMEN'S LACE BLOOMERS?

1420. WHEN EXACTLY DID YOU CHANGE INTO THESE WOMEN'S LACE BLOOMERS? WELL, THOSE ARE MINE!

1421. THESE WOMEN'S LACE BLOOMERS? WELL, THOSE ARE MINE! IT — PARDON ME, IT LOOKS AS

1422. WELL, THOSE ARE MINE! IT — PARDON ME, IT LOOKS AS IF YOU HAD TO REPLACE YOUR

1423. IT — PARDON ME, IT LOOKS AS IF YOU HAD TO REPLACE YOUR TROUSERS SUDDENLY.

1424. IF YOU HAD TO REPLACE YOUR TROUSERS SUDDENLY. DO YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN, MR.

1425. TROUSERS SUDDENLY. DO YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN, MR. WESTON?

1426. DO YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN, MR. WESTON? ALL RIGHT!

1427. WESTON? ALL RIGHT! I WAS IN THE BATHROOM FOR AN

1428. ALL RIGHT! I WAS IN THE BATHROOM FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF GOING THROUGH A

1429. I WAS IN THE BATHROOM FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF GOING THROUGH A CATASTROPHE.

1430. HOUR AND A HALF GOING THROUGH A CATASTROPHE. WHAT IS THE STATE OF THE

1431. CATASTROPHE. WHAT IS THE STATE OF THE BATHROOM AT THIS TIME?

1432. WHAT IS THE STATE OF THE BATHROOM AT THIS TIME? OH, MY GOD, NOT GOOD.

1433. BATHROOM AT THIS TIME? OH, MY GOD, NOT GOOD. OKAY?

1434. OH, MY GOD, NOT GOOD. OKAY? I WILL TAKE CARE OF IT.

1435. OKAY? I WILL TAKE CARE OF IT. AND P.S., THERE'S STILL A

1436. I WILL TAKE CARE OF IT. AND P.S., THERE'S STILL A MURDERER ON THE LOOSE.

1437. AND P.S., THERE'S STILL A MURDERER ON THE LOOSE. DO WE STILL CARE ABOUT THAT?

1438. MURDERER ON THE LOOSE. DO WE STILL CARE ABOUT THAT? THERE'S NO MURDERER ON THE

1439. DO WE STILL CARE ABOUT THAT? THERE'S NO MURDERER ON THE LOOSE.

1440. THERE'S NO MURDERER ON THE LOOSE. SHE'S SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME.

1441. LOOSE. SHE'S SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME. I'VE DONE IT.

1442. SHE'S SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME. I'VE DONE IT. LOCK ME AWAY!

1443. I'VE DONE IT. LOCK ME AWAY! IT WAS OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE

1444. LOCK ME AWAY! IT WAS OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE THERE WAS GUNPOWDER ON THE

1445. IT WAS OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE THERE WAS GUNPOWDER ON THE PHEASANT.

1446. THERE WAS GUNPOWDER ON THE PHEASANT. INSPECTOR, YOU'RE A GENIUS.

1447. PHEASANT. INSPECTOR, YOU'RE A GENIUS. YOU'RE A FANNY HOLE.

1448. INSPECTOR, YOU'RE A GENIUS. YOU'RE A FANNY HOLE. YOU KNEW THAT ENTIRE TIME THAT

1449. YOU'RE A FANNY HOLE. YOU KNEW THAT ENTIRE TIME THAT SHE DID IT AND YET WE SPENT

1450. YOU KNEW THAT ENTIRE TIME THAT SHE DID IT AND YET WE SPENT HOURS MAKING A MOCKERY BECAUSE

1451. SHE DID IT AND YET WE SPENT HOURS MAKING A MOCKERY BECAUSE OF SOMETHING I DID IN THE

1452. HOURS MAKING A MOCKERY BECAUSE OF SOMETHING I DID IN THE BATHROOM.

1453. OF SOMETHING I DID IN THE BATHROOM. IT WAS JUST SO EXTREME.

1454. BATHROOM. IT WAS JUST SO EXTREME. I KNOW.

1455. IT WAS JUST SO EXTREME. I KNOW. I KNOW.

1456. I KNOW. I KNOW. I WAS THERE.

1457. I KNOW. I WAS THERE. I WAS SCARED.

1458. I WAS THERE. I WAS SCARED. AND NOW I DON'T KNOW HOW TO

1459. I WAS SCARED. AND NOW I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BROACH IT.

1460. AND NOW I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BROACH IT. REMEMBER, I DIDN'T DRIVE HERE.

1461. BROACH IT. REMEMBER, I DIDN'T DRIVE HERE. SO I NEED A DRIVE TO TOWN.

1462. REMEMBER, I DIDN'T DRIVE HERE. SO I NEED A DRIVE TO TOWN. SO WHO IS GOING TO BE COOL?

1463. SO I NEED A DRIVE TO TOWN. SO WHO IS GOING TO BE COOL? IT COULD BE ANYBODY.

1464. SO WHO IS GOING TO BE COOL? IT COULD BE ANYBODY. OKAY.

1465. IT COULD BE ANYBODY. OKAY. SO EVERYONE'S JUST BREAKING INTO

1466. OKAY. SO EVERYONE'S JUST BREAKING INTO LITTLE GROUPS AND WALKING AWAY,

1467. SO EVERYONE'S JUST BREAKING INTO LITTLE GROUPS AND WALKING AWAY, TALKING, GREAT.

1468. LITTLE GROUPS AND WALKING AWAY, TALKING, GREAT.

1469. > ALL RIGHT, I'M TODD. I'M CASEY. AND THIS IS —

1470. I'M CASEY. AND THIS IS — YOU'RE WATCHING —

1471. AND THIS IS — YOU'RE WATCHING — AND THIS IS —

1472. YOU'RE WATCHING — AND THIS IS — "INSIDE SOCAL."

1473. AND THIS IS — "INSIDE SOCAL." JUST LET ME DO IT.

1474. "INSIDE SOCAL." JUST LET ME DO IT. ALL RIGHT, FOR OUR TOP STORY,

1475. JUST LET ME DO IT. ALL RIGHT, FOR OUR TOP STORY, WE WANT TO WELCOME OUR BOY PAT

1476. ALL RIGHT, FOR OUR TOP STORY, WE WANT TO WELCOME OUR BOY PAT WHO HE JUST HAD A LITTLE BABY

1477. WE WANT TO WELCOME OUR BOY PAT WHO HE JUST HAD A LITTLE BABY HERE, WHATEVER.

1478. WHO HE JUST HAD A LITTLE BABY HERE, WHATEVER. WHAT UP, PAT?

1479. HERE, WHATEVER. WHAT UP, PAT? WHAT UP?

1480. WHAT UP, PAT? WHAT UP? HOW'S IT GOING?

1481. WHAT UP? HOW'S IT GOING? WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.

1482. HOW'S IT GOING? WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. FOR SURE.

1483. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. FOR SURE. WHAT'S IT LIKE HAVING A

1484. FOR SURE. WHAT'S IT LIKE HAVING A BABY?

1485. WHAT'S IT LIKE HAVING A BABY? YOU KNOW, IT SUCKS BECAUSE

1486. BABY? YOU KNOW, IT SUCKS BECAUSE LIKE YOU CAN'T DRINK OR SMOKE OR

1487. YOU KNOW, IT SUCKS BECAUSE LIKE YOU CAN'T DRINK OR SMOKE OR WHATEVER.

1488. LIKE YOU CAN'T DRINK OR SMOKE OR WHATEVER. WHAT?

1489. WHATEVER. WHAT? DAMN.

1490. WHAT? DAMN. WHY DON'T YOU PUT THAT BABY

1491. DAMN. WHY DON'T YOU PUT THAT BABY AWAY SO WE CAN HIT THIS, DUDE.

1492. WHY DON'T YOU PUT THAT BABY AWAY SO WE CAN HIT THIS, DUDE. ALL RIGHT, COOL.

1493. AWAY SO WE CAN HIT THIS, DUDE. ALL RIGHT, COOL.

1494. ALL RIGHT, COOL. THERE YOU GO.

1495. THERE YOU GO. ONE FOR THE DADDY.

1496. THERE YOU GO. ONE FOR THE DADDY. COOL, COOL.

1497. ONE FOR THE DADDY. COOL, COOL. PEACE, PAT.

1498. COOL, COOL. PEACE, PAT. NOW IT'S TIME FOR A BREAKING

1499. PEACE, PAT. NOW IT'S TIME FOR A BREAKING NEWS STORY.

1500. NOW IT'S TIME FOR A BREAKING NEWS STORY. AS YOU GUYS KNOW, JESSICA CABARA

1501. NEWS STORY. AS YOU GUYS KNOW, JESSICA CABARA HAS ALWAYS HAD THE BIGGEST

1502. AS YOU GUYS KNOW, JESSICA CABARA HAS ALWAYS HAD THE BIGGEST TITTIES OF ANYONE WE KNOW.

1503. HAS ALWAYS HAD THE BIGGEST TITTIES OF ANYONE WE KNOW. BUT RECENTLY SHE DECIDED TO GET

1504. TITTIES OF ANYONE WE KNOW. BUT RECENTLY SHE DECIDED TO GET A BREAST REDUCTION SURGERY TO

1505. BUT RECENTLY SHE DECIDED TO GET A BREAST REDUCTION SURGERY TO MAKE THEM SMALLER, BECAUSE THEY

1506. A BREAST REDUCTION SURGERY TO MAKE THEM SMALLER, BECAUSE THEY WERE HURTING HER BACK OR

1507. MAKE THEM SMALLER, BECAUSE THEY WERE HURTING HER BACK OR SOMETHING.

1508. WERE HURTING HER BACK OR SOMETHING. WELL WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?

1509. SOMETHING. WELL WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? SHE LOOKS GOOD WITH FAT ONES.

1510. WELL WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? SHE LOOKS GOOD WITH FAT ONES. WE SENT OUR BOY KEITH TO THE

1511. SHE LOOKS GOOD WITH FAT ONES. WE SENT OUR BOY KEITH TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF

1512. WE SENT OUR BOY KEITH TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS DISASTER.

1513. HOSPITAL TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS DISASTER. WHAT'S GOING ON, KEITH?

1514. THIS DISASTER. WHAT'S GOING ON, KEITH? WHAT UP?

1515. WHAT'S GOING ON, KEITH? WHAT UP? WHAT'S THIS EVEN ALL ABOUT,

1516. WHAT UP? WHAT'S THIS EVEN ALL ABOUT, FOOL?

1517. WHAT'S THIS EVEN ALL ABOUT, FOOL? I DON'T KNOW.

1518. FOOL? I DON'T KNOW. THIS IS ONE OF THE LEAST BALLER

1519. I DON'T KNOW. THIS IS ONE OF THE LEAST BALLER SITUATIONS IN RECENT MEMORY.

1520. THIS IS ONE OF THE LEAST BALLER SITUATIONS IN RECENT MEMORY. APPARENTLY THEY WANT TO CUT OFF

1521. SITUATIONS IN RECENT MEMORY. APPARENTLY THEY WANT TO CUT OFF JESSICA'S BOOBIES.

1522. APPARENTLY THEY WANT TO CUT OFF JESSICA'S BOOBIES. SO WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT WHAT'S

1523. JESSICA'S BOOBIES. SO WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT WHAT'S UP.

1524. SO WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT WHAT'S UP. EXCUSE ME?

1525. UP. EXCUSE ME? JESSICA, WHY ARE YOU DOING

1526. EXCUSE ME? JESSICA, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

1527. JESSICA, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? BECAUSE I HAVE BACK PAINS AND

1528. THIS? BECAUSE I HAVE BACK PAINS AND IT HURTS.

1529. BECAUSE I HAVE BACK PAINS AND IT HURTS. YEAH, BUT ALL THE HOMIES LOVE

1530. IT HURTS. YEAH, BUT ALL THE HOMIES LOVE YOUR FATTIES.

1531. YEAH, BUT ALL THE HOMIES LOVE YOUR FATTIES. THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME.

1532. YOUR FATTIES. THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME. YEAH, BUT LIKE YOU SHOULDN'T

1533. THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME. YEAH, BUT LIKE YOU SHOULDN'T DO THIS BECAUSE THEY'RE THE

1534. YEAH, BUT LIKE YOU SHOULDN'T DO THIS BECAUSE THEY'RE THE REASON WE ALL WANT TO HOOK UP

1535. DO THIS BECAUSE THEY'RE THE REASON WE ALL WANT TO HOOK UP WITH YOU, WHATEVER.

1536. REASON WE ALL WANT TO HOOK UP WITH YOU, WHATEVER. I'M SORRY?

1537. WITH YOU, WHATEVER. I'M SORRY? OKAY.

1538. I'M SORRY? OKAY. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE THE

1539. OKAY. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE THE OPERATING ROOM.

1540. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE THE OPERATING ROOM. OKAY.

1541. OPERATING ROOM. OKAY. ARE YOU GOING TO AT LEAST DONATE

1542. OKAY. ARE YOU GOING TO AT LEAST DONATE THE EXTRA BOOBS TO GIRLS WHO

1543. ARE YOU GOING TO AT LEAST DONATE THE EXTRA BOOBS TO GIRLS WHO NEED THEM LIKE ASHLEY DAVIS?

1544. THE EXTRA BOOBS TO GIRLS WHO NEED THEM LIKE ASHLEY DAVIS? I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.

1545. NEED THEM LIKE ASHLEY DAVIS? I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS. WHATEVER.

1546. I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS. WHATEVER. ALL RIGHT.

1547. WHATEVER. ALL RIGHT. SO, AS YOU CAN SEE THE DOCTOR

1548. ALL RIGHT. SO, AS YOU CAN SEE THE DOCTOR MUST HAVE GIVEN JESSICA SOME

1549. SO, AS YOU CAN SEE THE DOCTOR MUST HAVE GIVEN JESSICA SOME WEIRD MEDICATION BECAUSE SHE

1550. MUST HAVE GIVEN JESSICA SOME WEIRD MEDICATION BECAUSE SHE TOTALLY WANTS TO GET RID OF THE

1551. WEIRD MEDICATION BECAUSE SHE TOTALLY WANTS TO GET RID OF THE TWINS.

1552. TOTALLY WANTS TO GET RID OF THE TWINS. SUCH A SAD STORY, TODD.

1553. TWINS. SUCH A SAD STORY, TODD. NOW FOR THE WORLD NEWS.

1554. NOW FOR THE WORLD NEWS. THE WORLD NEWS.

1555. THE WORLD NEWS. INDIAN FOOD. HAVE YOU EVER HAD IT?

1556. INDIAN FOOD. HAVE YOU EVER HAD IT? IT'S NOT LIKE HAMBURGERS OR

1557. HAVE YOU EVER HAD IT? IT'S NOT LIKE HAMBURGERS OR MEXICAN.

1558. IT'S NOT LIKE HAMBURGERS OR MEXICAN. IT'S MORE DIFFERENT.

1559. MEXICAN. IT'S MORE DIFFERENT. AND THE PEOPLE DON'T LOOK LIKE

1560. IT'S MORE DIFFERENT. AND THE PEOPLE DON'T LOOK LIKE US.

1561. AND THE PEOPLE DON'T LOOK LIKE US. MY BOY RIGHT HERE, CASEY,

1562. US. MY BOY RIGHT HERE, CASEY, RECENTLY TRIED IT BECAUSE THEY

1563. MY BOY RIGHT HERE, CASEY, RECENTLY TRIED IT BECAUSE THEY OPENED UP AN INDIAN SPA BY

1564. RECENTLY TRIED IT BECAUSE THEY OPENED UP AN INDIAN SPA BY EVAN AND NATE LARKINS'.

1565. OPENED UP AN INDIAN SPA BY EVAN AND NATE LARKINS'. THAT'S RIGHT, TODD.

1566. EVAN AND NATE LARKINS'. THAT'S RIGHT, TODD. INDIAN FOOD DOESN'T MEAN THE

1567. THAT'S RIGHT, TODD. INDIAN FOOD DOESN'T MEAN THE COWBOYS AND INDIANS.

1568. INDIAN FOOD DOESN'T MEAN THE COWBOYS AND INDIANS. IT MEANS THE INDIAN FOOD.

1569. COWBOYS AND INDIANS. IT MEANS THE INDIAN FOOD. I WAS ACTUALLY WONDERING

1570. IT MEANS THE INDIAN FOOD. I WAS ACTUALLY WONDERING ABOUT THAT.

1571. I WAS ACTUALLY WONDERING ABOUT THAT. SO IT'S WHAT THEY EAT?

1572. ABOUT THAT. SO IT'S WHAT THEY EAT? YEAH.

1573. SO IT'S WHAT THEY EAT? YEAH. ALL RIGHT.

1574. YEAH. ALL RIGHT. SO THAT WAS THE WORLD NEWS.

1575. SO THAT WAS THE WORLD NEWS. THE WORLD NEWS.

1576. THE WORLD NEWS. ALL RIGHT. SO I'M GETTING WORD THAT WE HAVE

1577. ALL RIGHT. SO I'M GETTING WORD THAT WE HAVE A DEVELOPMENT AT THE HOSPITAL.

1578. SO I'M GETTING WORD THAT WE HAVE A DEVELOPMENT AT THE HOSPITAL. KEITH, WHAT'S THE LATEST?

1579. A DEVELOPMENT AT THE HOSPITAL. KEITH, WHAT'S THE LATEST? IT'S OFFICIAL, HOMIES, THE

1580. KEITH, WHAT'S THE LATEST? IT'S OFFICIAL, HOMIES, THE SURGERY'S COMPLETE, AND THEY'RE

1581. IT'S OFFICIAL, HOMIES, THE SURGERY'S COMPLETE, AND THEY'RE GONE.

1582. SURGERY'S COMPLETE, AND THEY'RE GONE. IT'S A PRETTY SOMBER MOOD OVER

1583. GONE. IT'S A PRETTY SOMBER MOOD OVER HERE AT THE HOSPITAL BUT SOME OF

1584. IT'S A PRETTY SOMBER MOOD OVER HERE AT THE HOSPITAL BUT SOME OF THE BOYS FROM LEWITT HOUSE ARE

1585. HERE AT THE HOSPITAL BUT SOME OF THE BOYS FROM LEWITT HOUSE ARE HERE PLAYING BEER PONG OUT OF A

1586. THE BOYS FROM LEWITT HOUSE ARE HERE PLAYING BEER PONG OUT OF A DEEP RESPECT FOR JESSICA'S

1587. HERE PLAYING BEER PONG OUT OF A DEEP RESPECT FOR JESSICA'S FORMER BIG OLD TATERS.

1588. DEEP RESPECT FOR JESSICA'S FORMER BIG OLD TATERS. JASON PARKER'S HERE.

1589. FORMER BIG OLD TATERS. JASON PARKER'S HERE. HE USED TO HOOK UP WITH HER

1590. JASON PARKER'S HERE. HE USED TO HOOK UP WITH HER SOPHOMORE YEAR.

1591. HE USED TO HOOK UP WITH HER SOPHOMORE YEAR. HE'S IN A PRETTY BAD PLACE, HE

1592. SOPHOMORE YEAR. HE'S IN A PRETTY BAD PLACE, HE MIGHT EVEN STOP SMOKING WEED.

1593. HE'S IN A PRETTY BAD PLACE, HE MIGHT EVEN STOP SMOKING WEED. BUT THE HOMIES ARE GOING TO TALK

1594. MIGHT EVEN STOP SMOKING WEED. BUT THE HOMIES ARE GOING TO TALK HIM OUT OF IT.

1595. BUT THE HOMIES ARE GOING TO TALK HIM OUT OF IT. WHAT'S UP?

1596. HIM OUT OF IT. WHAT'S UP? I CAN'T DO THIS.

1597. WHAT'S UP? I CAN'T DO THIS. AT LEAST HE GOT TO SEE THEM.

1598. I CAN'T DO THIS. AT LEAST HE GOT TO SEE THEM. I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE IN

1599. AT LEAST HE GOT TO SEE THEM. I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM WHEN I SAY NO ONE IS

1600. I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM WHEN I SAY NO ONE IS EVER GOING TO HOOK UP WITH

1601. THIS ROOM WHEN I SAY NO ONE IS EVER GOING TO HOOK UP WITH JESSICA AGAIN.

1602. EVER GOING TO HOOK UP WITH JESSICA AGAIN. BACK TO YOU.

1603. JESSICA AGAIN. BACK TO YOU. VERY SAD DAY INDEED, KEITH.

1604. BACK TO YOU. VERY SAD DAY INDEED, KEITH. ALL RIGHT, CASEY, WHY DON'T YOU

1605. VERY SAD DAY INDEED, KEITH. ALL RIGHT, CASEY, WHY DON'T YOU ROLL THE CLIP?

1606. ROLL THE CLIP?

1607. ALL RIGHT. SO THIS HAS BEEN "INSIDE SOCAL."

1608. ALL RIGHT. SO THIS HAS BEEN "INSIDE SOCAL." I THINK PAT LEFT A LITTLE

1609. SO THIS HAS BEEN "INSIDE SOCAL." I THINK PAT LEFT A LITTLE BABY HERE OR WHATEVER.

1610. I THINK PAT LEFT A LITTLE BABY HERE OR WHATEVER. WHAT?

1611. BABY HERE OR WHATEVER. WHAT? YEAH, DUDE.

1612. WHAT? YEAH, DUDE. I RECOGNIZE THAT ONE, DUDE.

1613. YEAH, DUDE. I RECOGNIZE THAT ONE, DUDE. HEY, WE'RE ABOUT TO GO TO

1614. I RECOGNIZE THAT ONE, DUDE. HEY, WE'RE ABOUT TO GO TO AARON'S THING.

1615. HEY, WE'RE ABOUT TO GO TO AARON'S THING. HEY, DO YOU KNOW AARON

1616. AARON'S THING. HEY, DO YOU KNOW AARON HERNANDEZ?

1617. HEY, DO YOU KNOW AARON HERNANDEZ? I THINK HE KNOWS AARON.

1618. HERNANDEZ? I THINK HE KNOWS AARON. I THINK HE KNOWS AARON.

1619. I THINK HE KNOWS AARON. I THINK HE KNOWS AARON. ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN ROLL WITH

1620. I THINK HE KNOWS AARON. ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN ROLL WITH US.

1621. > ONCE AGAIN, FUTURE. ♪ DRESS IT UP AND

1622. MAKE IT REAL FOR ME ♪ ♪ DIRTY SODA IN A STYROFOAM

1623. SPEND A DAY TO GET MY MIND BLOWN ♪ ♪ DRESS IT UP

1624. GET MY MIND BLOWN ♪ ♪ DRESS IT UP AND GO TO NASSAU

1625. AND GO TO NASSAU 200 MILES ON THE DASH ♪ GOTTA ROLL A POUND UP

1626. 200 MILES ON THE DASH ♪ GOTTA ROLL A POUND UP AND GAS IT

1627. GOTTA ROLL A POUND UP AND GAS IT SWITCHING LANES

1628. SWITCHING LANES IN A GRAND RAPID ♪ ♪ WE THE ONES THAT

1629. IN A GRAND RAPID ♪ ♪ WE THE ONES THAT KEPT IT COOL WITH

1630. KEPT IT COOL WITH ALL THESE HOMIES TIL THESE HOMIES

1631. TIL THESE HOMIES START ACTING ♪ ♪ SHOOT A HOMIE

1632. START ACTING ♪ ♪ SHOOT A HOMIE LIKE A FILM IN A MOVIE

1633. HOMIE, GONE LET 'EM HAVE IT ♪ ♪ BALLIN' LIKE

1634. 'EM HAVE IT ♪ ♪ BALLIN' LIKE THE MARCH MADNESS

1635. THE MARCH MADNESS ALL THESE COPS TRAGIC ♪ ♪ I'M THE ONE

1636. ALL THESE COPS TRAGIC ♪ ♪ I'M THE ONE THAT'S LIVING LAVISH

1637. FOR THE MAVERICKS ♪ EVEN THOUGH SHE AVERAGE ♪ ♪ DIRTY MUDDY IN A CUP

1638. EVEN THOUGH SHE AVERAGE ♪ ♪ DIRTY MUDDY IN A CUP 45 BY MY GUT

1639. 45 BY MY GUT MY YOUNG HOMIE IN A CUT TAKING YOU OUT

1640. TAKING YOU OUT FOR SOME JORDANS ♪ ♪ LET'S COUNT THIS MONEY

1641. FOR SOME JORDANS ♪ ♪ LET'S COUNT THIS MONEY NO RUSHIN'

1642. I'M ON A ONE WAY FLUSHIN' ♪ ♪ LOUD PACK SMELLING MUSTY

1643. FLUSHIN' ♪ ♪ LOUD PACK SMELLING MUSTY THESE POLICE CAN'T TOUCH ME

1644. THESE BOGUS POLICE CAN'T TOUCH ME ♪ ♪ THESE HOMIES

1645. CAN'T TOUCH ME ♪ ♪ THESE HOMIES CAN'T TOUCH ME

1646. APPLY THE PRESSURE WITH THE VVS ♪ ♪ I DRIVE THE FOREIGN

1647. WITH THE VVS ♪ ♪ I DRIVE THE FOREIGN LIKE IT WAS A CHEVY

1648. DRIVE THE FOREIGN LIKE IT WAS A CH-SKRRRRTT ♪ ♪ LIFT IT UP AND

1649. LIKE IT WAS A CH-SKRRRRTT ♪ ♪ LIFT IT UP AND GONE AND OFF-SET IT

1650. SEX A COUGAR LIKE SHE HALLE BERRY ♪ ♪ FUTURE HENDRIX

1651. SHE HALLE BERRY ♪ ♪ FUTURE HENDRIX DIRTY SPRITE

1652. DIRTY SPRITE LEGENDARY ♪ ♪ DIRTY SODA

1653. LEGENDARY ♪ ♪ DIRTY SODA IN A STYROFOAM

1654. SPEND A DAY TO GET MY MIND BLOWN ♪ ♪ DRESS IT UP

1655. GET MY MIND BLOWN ♪ ♪ DRESS IT UP AND GO TO NASSAU

1656. AND GO TO NASSAU 200 MILES ON THE DASH ♪ ♪ GOTTA ROLL A POUND UP

1657. 200 MILES ON THE DASH ♪ ♪ GOTTA ROLL A POUND UP AND GAS IT

1658. SWITCHING LANES IN A GRAND RAPID ♪ ♪ WE THE ONES THAT

1659. IN A GRAND RAPID ♪ ♪ WE THE ONES THAT KEPT IT COOL WITH

1660. KEPT IT COOL WITH ALL THESE HOMIES TIL THESE HOMIES

1661. TIL THESE HOMIES START ACTING ♪ ♪ SHOOT A PLAYA LIKE

1662. START ACTING ♪ ♪ SHOOT A PLAYA LIKE A FILM IN A MOVIE

1663. HOMIE, GONE LET 'EM HAVE IT ♪ ♪ BALLIN' LIKE

1664. 'EM HAVE IT ♪ ♪ BALLIN' LIKE THE MARCH MADNESS

1665. THE MARCH MADNESS ALL THESE COPS SHOOTING PEOPLE

1666. SHOOTING PEOPLE TRAGIC ♪ ♪ I'M THE ONE

1667. TRAGIC ♪ ♪ I'M THE ONE THAT'S LIVING LAVISH

1668. LIKE I'M PLAYING FOR THE MAVERICKS ♪ ♪ ON A BASIC

1669. FOR THE MAVERICKS ♪ ♪ ON A BASIC WE GONE WAKE UP

1670. WE GONE WAKE UP AND SMOKE US A BLUNT SHE GONE KEEP IT SO

1671. SHE GONE KEEP IT SO REAL WITH A HOMIE THAT ♪ ♪ I'MA COME BACK

1672. AND ALWAYS GONE WITH HER ♪ ♪ BEND A CURVE IN A SPUR LIKE

1673. IN A SPUR LIKE IT'S A MARTA BUS ♪ ♪ I WAS WORKING

1674. IT'S A MARTA BUS ♪ ♪ I WAS WORKING AND SERVING IN NAUTICA

1675. I GET HIGH 'TIL I'M HIGHER THAN MERCURY ♪ ♪ AROUND TEACH YOU

1676. THAT RECIPE ♪ ♪ AROUND, YOU GONE BE OUT OF HERE

1677. MAKE HER SAY HA LIKE A HOMIE WAS JUVE ♪ ♪ SOON AS THAT WORK

1678. LIKE A HOMIE WAS JUVE ♪ ♪ SOON AS THAT WORK HIT THE CITY

1679. HIT THE CITY WE MOVE IT ♪ ♪ POST UP IN ONYX

1680. WE MOVE IT ♪ ♪ POST UP IN ONYX AND SHOOT US A MOVIE

1681. POST UP IN ONYX AND SHOOT US A MOVIE ♪ ♪ TAKE THE TOOL

1682. AND SHOOT US A MOVIE ♪ ♪ TAKE THE TOOL INSIDE THE CLUB

1683. JUST IN CASE A HOMIE EVER GOTTA USE IT ♪ ♪ GET A PINT OF CODE

1684. AN POUR IT UP ♪ ♪ DIRTY SODA IN A STYROFOAM

1685. SPEND A DAY TO GET MY MIND BLOWN ♪ ♪ DRESS IT UP

1686. GET MY MIND BLOWN ♪ ♪ DRESS IT UP AND GO TO NASSAU

1687. AND GO TO NASSAU 200 MILES ON THE DASH ♪ ♪ GOTTA ROLL A POUND UP

1688. 200 MILES ON THE DASH ♪ ♪ GOTTA ROLL A POUND UP AND GAS IT

1689. SWITCHING LANES IN A GRAND RAPIDE ♪ ♪ WE THE ONES

1690. IN A GRAND RAPIDE ♪ ♪ WE THE ONES THAT KEPT IT COOL WITH ALL THESE

1691. THAT KEPT IT COOL WITH ALL THESE HOMIES TIL THESE HOMIES

1692. TIL THESE HOMIES START ACTING ♪ ♪ SHOOT A HOMIE LIKE

1693. START ACTING ♪ ♪ SHOOT A HOMIE LIKE A FILM IN A MOVIE

1694. LIKE SHE HALLE BERRY ♪ ♪ FUTURE HENDRIX DIRTY SPRITE

1695. DIRTY SPRITE LEGENDARY ♪ ♪ DIRTY SODA

1696. LEGENDARY ♪ ♪ DIRTY SODA IN A STYROFOAM

1697. SPEND A DAY TO GET MY MIND BLOWN ♪ ♪ DRESS IT UP

1698. GET MY MIND BLOWN ♪ ♪ DRESS IT UP AND GO TO NASSAU

1699. AND GO TO NASSAU 200 MILES ON THE DASH ♪ ♪ GOTTA ROLL A POUND UP

1700. 200 MILES ON THE DASH ♪ ♪ GOTTA ROLL A POUND UP AND GAS IT

1701. SWITCHING LANES IN A GRAND RAPIDE ♪ ♪ WE THE ONES

1702. IN A GRAND RAPIDE ♪ ♪ WE THE ONES THAT KEPT IT COOL

1703. THAT KEPT IT COOL WITH ALL THESE HOMIES TIL THESE HOMIES

1704. TIL THESE HOMIES START ACTING ♪ ♪ SHOOT A HOMIE LIKE

1705. START ACTING ♪ ♪ SHOOT A HOMIE LIKE A FILM IN A MOVIE

1706. HOMIE, GONE LET 'EM HAVE IT ♪ ♪ BALLIN' LIKE

1707. 'EM HAVE IT ♪ ♪ BALLIN' LIKE THE MARCH MADNESS

1708. ALL THESE COPS SHOOTING TRAGIC ♪ ♪ I'M THE ONE

1709. SHOOTING TRAGIC ♪ ♪ I'M THE ONE THAT'S LIVING LAVISH

1710. LIKE I'M PLAYING FOR THE MAVERICKS ♪ ♪ I DIDN'T WANNA THE GIRL

1711. FOR THE MAVERICKS ♪ ♪ I DIDN'T WANNA THE GIRL THE MOLLY MADE ME HER

1712. THE MOLLY MADE ME HER EVEN THOUGH SHE AVERAGE ♪

1713. > ALL RIGHT, I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE NA THE BASIC FINANCIALS MAKE SENSE.

1714. ALL AGREE NA THE BASIC FINANCIALS MAKE SENSE. LET'S GET INTO THE NITTY GRIT OF

1715. FINANCIALS MAKE SENSE. LET'S GET INTO THE NITTY GRIT OF THE MERGER.

1716. LET'S GET INTO THE NITTY GRIT OF THE MERGER. I'M REALLY SORRY THAT WE HAVE

1717. THE MERGER. I'M REALLY SORRY THAT WE HAVE TO WORK THROUGH DINNER BUT WE

1718. I'M REALLY SORRY THAT WE HAVE TO WORK THROUGH DINNER BUT WE HAVE A LOT TO GO THROUGH.

1719. TO WORK THROUGH DINNER BUT WE HAVE A LOT TO GO THROUGH. DON'T WORRY ABOUT HAVING

1720. HAVE A LOT TO GO THROUGH. DON'T WORRY ABOUT HAVING ENOUGH FOOD BECAUSE THE WHOLE

1721. DON'T WORRY ABOUT HAVING ENOUGH FOOD BECAUSE THE WHOLE THING IS CATERED BY SILVER STAR

1722. ENOUGH FOOD BECAUSE THE WHOLE THING IS CATERED BY SILVER STAR CATERING.

1723. THING IS CATERED BY SILVER STAR CATERING. I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT

1724. CATERING. I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT WE'RE TRYING A NEW CATERER OUT.

1725. I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT WE'RE TRYING A NEW CATERER OUT. ENJOY.

1726. WE'RE TRYING A NEW CATERER OUT. ENJOY. WHAT I WANT TO DO IS FOCUS ON —

1727. ENJOY. WHAT I WANT TO DO IS FOCUS ON — THE SNACK PLATTERS HAVE BEEN

1728. WHAT I WANT TO DO IS FOCUS ON — THE SNACK PLATTERS HAVE BEEN LAID OUT BY HAND.

1729. THE SNACK PLATTERS HAVE BEEN LAID OUT BY HAND. ENJOY.

1730. LAID OUT BY HAND. ENJOY. GREAT.

1731. ENJOY. GREAT. THANK YOU AGAIN.

1732. GREAT. THANK YOU AGAIN. DAVE, YOU BROUGHT THE LATEST

1733. THANK YOU AGAIN. DAVE, YOU BROUGHT THE LATEST PROPOSAL.

1734. DAVE, YOU BROUGHT THE LATEST PROPOSAL. HAVE IT RIGHT HERE, SIR.

1735. PROPOSAL. HAVE IT RIGHT HERE, SIR. YOU'LL SEE THAT — HMM, THAT'S

1736. HAVE IT RIGHT HERE, SIR. YOU'LL SEE THAT — HMM, THAT'S GOOD.

1737. YOU'LL SEE THAT — HMM, THAT'S GOOD. AND WE'RE A FREAKING HIT.

1738. GOOD. AND WE'RE A FREAKING HIT. AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE

1739. AND WE'RE A FREAKING HIT. AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE LATEST PROPOSAL THERE'S GOING TO

1740. AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE LATEST PROPOSAL THERE'S GOING TO BE A HIRING FREEZE IF NOT

1741. LATEST PROPOSAL THERE'S GOING TO BE A HIRING FREEZE IF NOT LAYOFFS.

1742. BE A HIRING FREEZE IF NOT LAYOFFS. IT'S JEREMY.

1743. LAYOFFS. IT'S JEREMY. I WANT TO GIVE YOU A RUNDOWN ON

1744. IT'S JEREMY. I WANT TO GIVE YOU A RUNDOWN ON WHAT'S HAPPENING.

1745. I WANT TO GIVE YOU A RUNDOWN ON WHAT'S HAPPENING. THE FOOD IS AN ABSOLUTE RUNAWAY

1746. WHAT'S HAPPENING. THE FOOD IS AN ABSOLUTE RUNAWAY SMASH HIT.

1747. THE FOOD IS AN ABSOLUTE RUNAWAY SMASH HIT. SO OBVIOUSLY THIS WILL NEED

1748. SMASH HIT. SO OBVIOUSLY THIS WILL NEED TO BE APPROACHED WITH SOME

1749. SO OBVIOUSLY THIS WILL NEED TO BE APPROACHED WITH SOME DELICACY.

1750. TO BE APPROACHED WITH SOME DELICACY. OF COURSE.

1751. DELICACY. OF COURSE. YEAH, A LOT OF HARD CHOICES TO

1752. OF COURSE. YEAH, A LOT OF HARD CHOICES TO MAKE ON BOTH SIDES.

1753. YEAH, A LOT OF HARD CHOICES TO MAKE ON BOTH SIDES. I'LL TELL YOU.

1754. MAKE ON BOTH SIDES. I'LL TELL YOU. EVERYTHING.

1755. I'LL TELL YOU. EVERYTHING. THE CHICKEN WRAPS, MUNCHED.

1756. EVERYTHING. THE CHICKEN WRAPS, MUNCHED. THE SANDWICHES, MUNCHED.

1757. THE CHICKEN WRAPS, MUNCHED. THE SANDWICHES, MUNCHED. QUINOA MUNCHED.

1758. THE SANDWICHES, MUNCHED. QUINOA MUNCHED. EXCUSE ME.

1759. QUINOA MUNCHED. EXCUSE ME. PEPPER PANINIS SCARFED.

1760. EXCUSE ME. PEPPER PANINIS SCARFED. EXCUSE ME.

1761. PEPPER PANINIS SCARFED. EXCUSE ME. I'M ON THE PHONE.

1762. EXCUSE ME. I'M ON THE PHONE. I KNOW, AND YOU'RE BEING VERY

1763. I'M ON THE PHONE. I KNOW, AND YOU'RE BEING VERY LOUD.

1764. I KNOW, AND YOU'RE BEING VERY LOUD. PIGS IN A BLANKET, LET ME

1765. LOUD. PIGS IN A BLANKET, LET ME CHECK.

1766. PIGS IN A BLANKET, LET ME CHECK. ABSOLUTELY MUNCHED.

1767. CHECK. ABSOLUTELY MUNCHED. EVEN THE NEW MONKEY BREAD IS

1768. ABSOLUTELY MUNCHED. EVEN THE NEW MONKEY BREAD IS GOBBLED.

1769. EVEN THE NEW MONKEY BREAD IS GOBBLED. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

1770. GOBBLED. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK WE HAVE A BIT OF A

1771. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK WE HAVE A BIT OF A PROBLEM HERE.

1772. I THINK WE HAVE A BIT OF A PROBLEM HERE. MIKE, WE'RE A HIT.

1773. PROBLEM HERE. MIKE, WE'RE A HIT. I'M CRYING.

1774. MIKE, WE'RE A HIT. I'M CRYING. THE SPICY HUMMUS, CHOMPED.

1775. I'M CRYING. THE SPICY HUMMUS, CHOMPED. IT'S A MIRACLE.

1776. THE SPICY HUMMUS, CHOMPED. IT'S A MIRACLE. WE NEED TO HIRE FIVE BLACK GUYS.

1777. IT'S A MIRACLE. WE NEED TO HIRE FIVE BLACK GUYS. BLACK GUYS?

1778. WE NEED TO HIRE FIVE BLACK GUYS. BLACK GUYS? HEY, MIKE, DON'T GET ME

1779. BLACK GUYS? HEY, MIKE, DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE GOODIES.

1780. HEY, MIKE, DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE GOODIES. TWIZZLERS, LYNCHED, BOWL OF

1781. STARTED ON THE GOODIES. TWIZZLERS, LYNCHED, BOWL OF M&Ms, NO NICE WAY TO SAY IT.

1782. TWIZZLERS, LYNCHED, BOWL OF M&Ms, NO NICE WAY TO SAY IT. RAPED.

1783. M&Ms, NO NICE WAY TO SAY IT. RAPED. COOKIES, FINGER BLASTED.

1784. RAPED. COOKIES, FINGER BLASTED. TOBY!

1785. COOKIES, FINGER BLASTED. TOBY! BOWL OF RANCH, GANG BANGED.

1786. TOBY! BOWL OF RANCH, GANG BANGED. IT TOOK THEM ALL, IT TOOK THEM

1787. BOWL OF RANCH, GANG BANGED. IT TOOK THEM ALL, IT TOOK THEM ALL AND IT LOVED IT.

1788. IT TOOK THEM ALL, IT TOOK THEM ALL AND IT LOVED IT. NO ONE HAS EVEN TOUCHED THE

1789. ALL AND IT LOVED IT. NO ONE HAS EVEN TOUCHED THE RANCH.

1790. NO ONE HAS EVEN TOUCHED THE RANCH. I'M ON THE PHONE.

1791. RANCH. I'M ON THE PHONE. IT'S LIKE A MADHOUSE.

1792. I'M ON THE PHONE. IT'S LIKE A MADHOUSE. WHAT?

1793. IT'S LIKE A MADHOUSE. WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE GETTING

1794. WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE GETTING ROBBED?

1795. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE GETTING ROBBED? OKAY.

1796. ROBBED? OKAY. WHY DOESN'T EVERYBODY JUST READ

1797. OKAY. WHY DOESN'T EVERYBODY JUST READ THE PROPOSAL ON THEIR OWN

1798. WHY DOESN'T EVERYBODY JUST READ THE PROPOSAL ON THEIR OWN QUIETLY.

1799. THE PROPOSAL ON THEIR OWN QUIETLY. OH, THEY'RE EATING LIKE HOGS

1800. QUIETLY. OH, THEY'RE EATING LIKE HOGS IN A TROUGH FULL OF HOG SLOP.

1801. OH, THEY'RE EATING LIKE HOGS IN A TROUGH FULL OF HOG SLOP. MASH, MASH, SHE DIDN'T EVEN COME

1802. IN A TROUGH FULL OF HOG SLOP. MASH, MASH, SHE DIDN'T EVEN COME UP FOR AIR.

1803. MASH, MASH, SHE DIDN'T EVEN COME UP FOR AIR. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE STILL

1804. UP FOR AIR. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE STILL GETTING ROBBED?

1805. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE STILL GETTING ROBBED? FIGHT BACK, MIKE, FIGHT BACK.

1806. GETTING ROBBED? FIGHT BACK, MIKE, FIGHT BACK. HELLO?

1807. FIGHT BACK, MIKE, FIGHT BACK. HELLO? HE STARTED IT?

1808. HELLO? HE STARTED IT? HE TRIED TO ROB YOU FIRST?

1809. HE STARTED IT? HE TRIED TO ROB YOU FIRST? OH, MIKE.

1810. HE TRIED TO ROB YOU FIRST? OH, MIKE. ALL RIGHT.

1811. OH, MIKE. ALL RIGHT. SHOULD WE TAKE A BREAK AND MAYBE

1812. ALL RIGHT. SHOULD WE TAKE A BREAK AND MAYBE ORDER SOME PIZZA?

1813. SHOULD WE TAKE A BREAK AND MAYBE ORDER SOME PIZZA? SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE.

1814. ORDER SOME PIZZA? SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE. OH, GOD.

1815. SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE. OH, GOD. THIS IS GROSS.

1816. OH, GOD. THIS IS GROSS.

1817. > THANKS TO FUTURE, JASON SU DAK IS, THE WEEKND, LORNE AND THIS IS THE BEST CAST I'VE EVER

1818. DAK IS, THE WEEKND, LORNE AND THIS IS THE BEST CAST I'VE EVER WORKED WITH.

1819. THIS IS THE BEST CAST I'VE EVER WORKED WITH. EVERY TIME I'M HERE THEY MAKE ME

1820. WORKED WITH. EVERY TIME I'M HERE THEY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE FAMILY.

1821. EVERY TIME I'M HERE THEY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE FAMILY. THANK YOU ALL.

1822. FEEL LIKE FAMILY. THANK YOU ALL.