Saturday Night Live 41x12

1. > AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM SENATOR TED CRUZ.

2. > AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM SENATOR TED CRUZ.

3. SENATOR TED CRUZ. OH, HELLO.

4. OH, HELLO. I WAS JUST READING MY CONSCIENCE

5. OH, HELLO. I WAS JUST READING MY CONSCIENCE A BEDTIME STORY.

6. I WAS JUST READING MY CONSCIENCE A BEDTIME STORY. NOW, SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE

7. A BEDTIME STORY. NOW, SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY SEEN ME IN TONIGHT'S

8. NOW, SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY SEEN ME IN TONIGHT'S REPUBLICAN DEBATE IN NEW

9. ALREADY SEEN ME IN TONIGHT'S REPUBLICAN DEBATE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE.

10. REPUBLICAN DEBATE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE. IF YOU MISSED IT, HERE'S A QUICK

11. HAMPSHIRE. IF YOU MISSED IT, HERE'S A QUICK RECAP.

12. IF YOU MISSED IT, HERE'S A QUICK RECAP. I WON.

13. RECAP. I WON. I ALSO WON THE IOWA CAUCUS,

14. I WON. I ALSO WON THE IOWA CAUCUS, THANKS TO ENDORSEMENTS FROM

15. I ALSO WON THE IOWA CAUCUS, THANKS TO ENDORSEMENTS FROM STRONG CONSERVATIVES LIKE GLENN

16. THANKS TO ENDORSEMENTS FROM STRONG CONSERVATIVES LIKE GLENN BECK AND GOD ALMIGHTY.

17. STRONG CONSERVATIVES LIKE GLENN BECK AND GOD ALMIGHTY. I'LL ADMIT I'M AN UNCONVENTIONAL

18. BECK AND GOD ALMIGHTY. I'LL ADMIT I'M AN UNCONVENTIONAL CANDIDATE, I'M NOT LIKE OTHER

19. I'LL ADMIT I'M AN UNCONVENTIONAL CANDIDATE, I'M NOT LIKE OTHER POLITICIANS.

20. CANDIDATE, I'M NOT LIKE OTHER POLITICIANS. I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY

21. POLITICIANS. I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY BECAUSE I WAS BORN WEALTHY OR

22. I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY BECAUSE I WAS BORN WEALTHY OR HANDSOME OR CHARISMATIC OR NICE.

23. BECAUSE I WAS BORN WEALTHY OR HANDSOME OR CHARISMATIC OR NICE. I AM NOT COOL OR LIKEABLE OR

24. HANDSOME OR CHARISMATIC OR NICE. I AM NOT COOL OR LIKEABLE OR EVEN FINE.

25. I AM NOT COOL OR LIKEABLE OR EVEN FINE. I'M NOT YOUNG AND HIP.

26. EVEN FINE. I'M NOT YOUNG AND HIP. I AM NOT OFF THE CHAIN.

27. I'M NOT YOUNG AND HIP. I AM NOT OFF THE CHAIN. I'M NOT ENERGETIC AND HEALTHY.

28. I AM NOT OFF THE CHAIN. I'M NOT ENERGETIC AND HEALTHY. PHYSICALLY, I'M NOT DOING WELL

29. I'M NOT ENERGETIC AND HEALTHY. PHYSICALLY, I'M NOT DOING WELL AT ALL.

30. PHYSICALLY, I'M NOT DOING WELL AT ALL. FROM THE SIDE I LOOK LIKE A FAR

31. AT ALL. FROM THE SIDE I LOOK LIKE A FAR SIDE CARTOON.

32. FROM THE SIDE I LOOK LIKE A FAR SIDE CARTOON. IN OTHER WORDS, I HAVE OVERCOME

33. SIDE CARTOON. IN OTHER WORDS, I HAVE OVERCOME PERHAPS THE GREATEST POLITICAL

34. IN OTHER WORDS, I HAVE OVERCOME PERHAPS THE GREATEST POLITICAL LIABILITY OF ALL TIME, BEING TED

35. PERHAPS THE GREATEST POLITICAL LIABILITY OF ALL TIME, BEING TED CRUZ.

36. LIABILITY OF ALL TIME, BEING TED CRUZ. MINE IS A STORY OF TRIUMPH OVER

37. CRUZ. MINE IS A STORY OF TRIUMPH OVER ADVERSITY, LIKE FDR IN HIS

38. MINE IS A STORY OF TRIUMPH OVER ADVERSITY, LIKE FDR IN HIS WHEELCHAIR.

39. ADVERSITY, LIKE FDR IN HIS WHEELCHAIR. BUT INSTEAD OF A WHEELCHAIR,

40. WHEELCHAIR. BUT INSTEAD OF A WHEELCHAIR, IT'S MY PERSONALITY AND FACE.

41. BUT INSTEAD OF A WHEELCHAIR, IT'S MY PERSONALITY AND FACE. HOW HAVE I DONE THIS?

42. IT'S MY PERSONALITY AND FACE. HOW HAVE I DONE THIS? FIRST, MY FAMILY, I WOULD BE

43. HOW HAVE I DONE THIS? FIRST, MY FAMILY, I WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT THE LOVE AND

44. FIRST, MY FAMILY, I WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT THE LOVE AND SUPPORT OF MY INCREDIBLE FAMILY

45. NOTHING WITHOUT THE LOVE AND SUPPORT OF MY INCREDIBLE FAMILY LIKE MY DAUGHTER KATHERINE HERE.

46. SUPPORT OF MY INCREDIBLE FAMILY LIKE MY DAUGHTER KATHERINE HERE. COME HERE, SWEETIE.

47. LIKE MY DAUGHTER KATHERINE HERE. COME HERE, SWEETIE. HOW ABOUT A HUG FOR DADDY?

48. COME HERE, SWEETIE. HOW ABOUT A HUG FOR DADDY? NO.

49. HOW ABOUT A HUG FOR DADDY? NO. COME ON, NOW, GIVE DADDY A

50. NO. COME ON, NOW, GIVE DADDY A HUG FOR THE CAMERA?

51. COME ON, NOW, GIVE DADDY A HUG FOR THE CAMERA? NO.

52. HUG FOR THE CAMERA? NO. COME HERE, SWEETIE.

53. NO. COME HERE, SWEETIE. HOW ABOUT A KISS, I'LL SETTLE

54. COME HERE, SWEETIE. HOW ABOUT A KISS, I'LL SETTLE FOR A KISS.

55. HOW ABOUT A KISS, I'LL SETTLE FOR A KISS. LOVE YOU TOO, HONEY.

56. FOR A KISS. LOVE YOU TOO, HONEY. MY PRIDE AND JOY.

57. LOVE YOU TOO, HONEY. MY PRIDE AND JOY. MY SECOND SECRET TO SUCCESS, MY

58. MY PRIDE AND JOY. MY SECOND SECRET TO SUCCESS, MY SENSE OF HUMOR.

59. MY SECOND SECRET TO SUCCESS, MY SENSE OF HUMOR. I'M VERY FUNNY.

60. SENSE OF HUMOR. I'M VERY FUNNY. FOR EXAMPLE, WHAT DID DONALD

61. I'M VERY FUNNY. FOR EXAMPLE, WHAT DID DONALD TRUMP DO WHEN HE LOST IOWA?

62. FOR EXAMPLE, WHAT DID DONALD TRUMP DO WHEN HE LOST IOWA? HE THREW A TRUMPER-TANTRUM.

63. TRUMP DO WHEN HE LOST IOWA? HE THREW A TRUMPER-TANTRUM.

64. HE THREW A TRUMPER-TANTRUM. YOU CAN FIND PLENTY MORE YUCK UM

65. YOU CAN FIND PLENTY MORE YUCK UM UPS RIGHT HERE IN MY BOOK.

66. YOU CAN FIND PLENTY MORE YUCK UM UPS RIGHT HERE IN MY BOOK. AND THE FINAL AND LARGEST KEY TO

67. UPS RIGHT HERE IN MY BOOK. AND THE FINAL AND LARGEST KEY TO MY SUCCESS, I'M A SNEAKY LITTLE

68. AND THE FINAL AND LARGEST KEY TO MY SUCCESS, I'M A SNEAKY LITTLE STINKER.

69. MY SUCCESS, I'M A SNEAKY LITTLE STINKER. FROM SENDING OUT BOGUS FLYERS IN

70. STINKER. FROM SENDING OUT BOGUS FLYERS IN IOWA, TO SPREADING RUMORS BEN

71. FROM SENDING OUT BOGUS FLYERS IN IOWA, TO SPREADING RUMORS BEN CARSON HAD DROPPED OUT, I'M LIKE

72. IOWA, TO SPREADING RUMORS BEN CARSON HAD DROPPED OUT, I'M LIKE THE GREASED PIG OF POLITICS.

73. CARSON HAD DROPPED OUT, I'M LIKE THE GREASED PIG OF POLITICS. FOLKS, WE'VE HAD PRESIDENTS WHO

74. THE GREASED PIG OF POLITICS. FOLKS, WE'VE HAD PRESIDENTS WHO WERE GOVERNORS, GENERALS.

75. FOLKS, WE'VE HAD PRESIDENTS WHO WERE GOVERNORS, GENERALS. ISN'T IT TIME FOR A PRESIDENT

76. WERE GOVERNORS, GENERALS. ISN'T IT TIME FOR A PRESIDENT WHO'S JUST A NASTY LITTLE

77. ISN'T IT TIME FOR A PRESIDENT WHO'S JUST A NASTY LITTLE WEASEL?

78. WHO'S JUST A NASTY LITTLE WEASEL?

79. WEASEL? SO WHEN YOU GO TO THE POLLS

80. SO WHEN YOU GO TO THE POLLS THIS PRIMARY SEASON, TAKE A GOOD

81. SO WHEN YOU GO TO THE POLLS THIS PRIMARY SEASON, TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES, AND ASK

82. THIS PRIMARY SEASON, TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES, AND ASK YOURSELF, WHICH ONE OF THESE

83. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES, AND ASK YOURSELF, WHICH ONE OF THESE GUYS WOULD BE PLAYED BY PAUL

84. YOURSELF, WHICH ONE OF THESE GUYS WOULD BE PLAYED BY PAUL GIAMATTI?

85. GUYS WOULD BE PLAYED BY PAUL GIAMATTI? I'LL SEE YOU AT THE POLLS AND

86. GIAMATTI? I'LL SEE YOU AT THE POLLS AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S

87. I'LL SEE YOU AT THE POLLS AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT"!

88. LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT"! IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."

89. IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." WITH —

90. WITH — VANESSA BAYER. BECK BENNETT.

91. VANESSA BAYER. BECK BENNETT. AIDY BRYANT.

92. COLIN JOST.

93. TARAN KILLAM.

94. KATE McKINNON.

95. KYLE MOONEY.

96. BOBBY MOYNIHAN.

97. JAY PHAROAH.

98. CECILY STRONG.

99. KENAN THOMPSON.

100. SASHEER ZAMADA.

101. FEATURING — MICHAEL CHE.

102. PETE DAVIDSON.

103. LESLIE JONES.

104. JOHN RUDNITSKY. MUSICAL GUEST, THE 1975. AND YOUR HOST, LARRY DAVID.

105. MUSICAL GUEST, THE 1975. AND YOUR HOST, LARRY DAVID. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LARRY

106. AND YOUR HOST, LARRY DAVID. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LARRY DAVID.

107. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LARRY DAVID.

108. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. OKAY, OKAY.

109. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. OKAY, OKAY. STOP, STOP.

110. OKAY, OKAY. STOP, STOP. YOU'RE GOING TO BE VERY

111. STOP, STOP. YOU'RE GOING TO BE VERY DISAPPOINTED.

112. YOU'RE GOING TO BE VERY DISAPPOINTED. THAT'S WHAT I DO, I DISAPPOINT

113. DISAPPOINTED. THAT'S WHAT I DO, I DISAPPOINT PEOPLE.

114. THAT'S WHAT I DO, I DISAPPOINT PEOPLE. ANYWAY, THIS HOSTING THING, COME

115. PEOPLE. ANYWAY, THIS HOSTING THING, COME ON, SO STUPID.

116. ANYWAY, THIS HOSTING THING, COME ON, SO STUPID. I'M NOT A HOST, I'M A GUEST.

117. ON, SO STUPID. I'M NOT A HOST, I'M A GUEST. I DON'T HOST THINGS, NO ONE'S

118. I'M NOT A HOST, I'M A GUEST. I DON'T HOST THINGS, NO ONE'S EVER EVEN BEEN TO MY HOUSE.

119. I DON'T HOST THINGS, NO ONE'S EVER EVEN BEEN TO MY HOUSE. AND IF THEY DID GO THEY'D FIND

120. EVER EVEN BEEN TO MY HOUSE. AND IF THEY DID GO THEY'D FIND IT EXTREMELY UNPLEASANT.

121. AND IF THEY DID GO THEY'D FIND IT EXTREMELY UNPLEASANT. I DON'T PUT OUT SNACKS OR DIPS.

122. IT EXTREMELY UNPLEASANT. I DON'T PUT OUT SNACKS OR DIPS. I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I

123. I DON'T PUT OUT SNACKS OR DIPS. I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I HAD DIP IN MY HOUSE.

124. I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I HAD DIP IN MY HOUSE. I HAVE A DIPLESS HOUSE.

125. HAD DIP IN MY HOUSE. I HAVE A DIPLESS HOUSE. YOU KNOW, I AUDITIONED FOR THIS

126. I HAVE A DIPLESS HOUSE. YOU KNOW, I AUDITIONED FOR THIS SHOW MANY, MANY YEARS AGO, AND I

127. YOU KNOW, I AUDITIONED FOR THIS SHOW MANY, MANY YEARS AGO, AND I WAS TERRIBLE.

128. SHOW MANY, MANY YEARS AGO, AND I WAS TERRIBLE. THOSE WERE THE DAYS WHEN I WAS

129. WAS TERRIBLE. THOSE WERE THE DAYS WHEN I WAS JUST A POOR SCHMUCK.

130. THOSE WERE THE DAYS WHEN I WAS JUST A POOR SCHMUCK. AS OPPOSED TO NOW, NOW I'M A

131. JUST A POOR SCHMUCK. AS OPPOSED TO NOW, NOW I'M A RICH PRICK.

132. AS OPPOSED TO NOW, NOW I'M A RICH PRICK. YOU EVER NOTICE HOW THE WORD

133. RICH PRICK. YOU EVER NOTICE HOW THE WORD PRICK INVARIABLY FOLLOWS THE

134. YOU EVER NOTICE HOW THE WORD PRICK INVARIABLY FOLLOWS THE WORD RICH.

135. PRICK INVARIABLY FOLLOWS THE WORD RICH. IF YOU'RE RICH, YOU HAVE TO BE A

136. WORD RICH. IF YOU'RE RICH, YOU HAVE TO BE A PRICK.

137. IF YOU'RE RICH, YOU HAVE TO BE A PRICK. I WENT FROM A POOR SCHMUCK TO A

138. PRICK. I WENT FROM A POOR SCHMUCK TO A RICH PRICK WITHOUT HARDLY ANY

139. I WENT FROM A POOR SCHMUCK TO A RICH PRICK WITHOUT HARDLY ANY TRANSITION.

140. RICH PRICK WITHOUT HARDLY ANY TRANSITION. I'M NOT THAT MUCH HAPPIER AS A

141. TRANSITION. I'M NOT THAT MUCH HAPPIER AS A PRICK THAN A SCHMUCK, I COULD BE

142. I'M NOT THAT MUCH HAPPIER AS A PRICK THAN A SCHMUCK, I COULD BE A SCHMUCK AGAIN.

143. PRICK THAN A SCHMUCK, I COULD BE A SCHMUCK AGAIN. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BECOME A

144. A SCHMUCK AGAIN. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BECOME A PRICK.

145. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BECOME A PRICK. NEITHER DID MY FRIENDS, THEY

146. PRICK. NEITHER DID MY FRIENDS, THEY SAID, HE'LL NEVER BE A PRICK.

147. NEITHER DID MY FRIENDS, THEY SAID, HE'LL NEVER BE A PRICK. AND THEN BOOM, ONE DAY, I'M A

148. SAID, HE'LL NEVER BE A PRICK. AND THEN BOOM, ONE DAY, I'M A PRICK.

149. AND THEN BOOM, ONE DAY, I'M A PRICK. NOW I HAVE ALL NEW FRIENDS, ALL

150. PRICK. NOW I HAVE ALL NEW FRIENDS, ALL PRICKS.

151. NOW I HAVE ALL NEW FRIENDS, ALL PRICKS.

152. PRICKS. NOW HERE I AM, I'M HOSTING, AND

153. NOW HERE I AM, I'M HOSTING, AND IT'S ALL VERY WELL AND GOOD, BUT

154. NOW HERE I AM, I'M HOSTING, AND IT'S ALL VERY WELL AND GOOD, BUT HONESTLY, I CAN'T WAIT TO LEAVE.

155. IT'S ALL VERY WELL AND GOOD, BUT HONESTLY, I CAN'T WAIT TO LEAVE. IN FACT I WOULD SAY ONE OF THE

156. HONESTLY, I CAN'T WAIT TO LEAVE. IN FACT I WOULD SAY ONE OF THE GREAT PLEASURES OF MY LIFE IS

157. IN FACT I WOULD SAY ONE OF THE GREAT PLEASURES OF MY LIFE IS LEAVING ANYWHERE I AM.

158. GREAT PLEASURES OF MY LIFE IS LEAVING ANYWHERE I AM. WHEREVER I AM, I WANT TO GET THE

159. LEAVING ANYWHERE I AM. WHEREVER I AM, I WANT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE.

160. WHEREVER I AM, I WANT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE. ANYWHERE I AM IT'S LIKE I JUST

161. HELL OUT OF THERE. ANYWHERE I AM IT'S LIKE I JUST HAD SEX, I MUST GO.

162. ANYWHERE I AM IT'S LIKE I JUST HAD SEX, I MUST GO. I MUST VACATE THE AREA.

163. HAD SEX, I MUST GO. I MUST VACATE THE AREA. I'VE ALSO NOTICED NOW HOW EVERY

164. I MUST VACATE THE AREA. I'VE ALSO NOTICED NOW HOW EVERY TIME I START DATING, MY FRIENDS

165. I'VE ALSO NOTICED NOW HOW EVERY TIME I START DATING, MY FRIENDS ALWAYS SAY TO ME, AREN'T YOU

166. TIME I START DATING, MY FRIENDS ALWAYS SAY TO ME, AREN'T YOU CONCERNED SHE'S ONLY GOING OUT

167. ALWAYS SAY TO ME, AREN'T YOU CONCERNED SHE'S ONLY GOING OUT WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOME

168. CONCERNED SHE'S ONLY GOING OUT WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOME MONEY AND YOU'RE ON TV?

169. WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOME MONEY AND YOU'RE ON TV? NO.

170. MONEY AND YOU'RE ON TV? NO. WHY ELSE WOULD SHE GO OUT WITH

171. NO. WHY ELSE WOULD SHE GO OUT WITH ME?

172. WHY ELSE WOULD SHE GO OUT WITH ME? OF COURSE THAT'S WHY SHE'S GOING

173. ME? OF COURSE THAT'S WHY SHE'S GOING OUT WITH ME, THAT'S ONE OF THE

174. OF COURSE THAT'S WHY SHE'S GOING OUT WITH ME, THAT'S ONE OF THE BENEFITS.

175. OUT WITH ME, THAT'S ONE OF THE BENEFITS. THAT'S WHY I DID THIS IN THE

176. BENEFITS. THAT'S WHY I DID THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

177. THAT'S WHY I DID THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE. WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE HAS A

178. FIRST PLACE. WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE HAS A PENCHANT FOR OLD BALD MEN?

179. WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE HAS A PENCHANT FOR OLD BALD MEN? SHE'S SUPPOSED TO LIKE ME FOR

180. PENCHANT FOR OLD BALD MEN? SHE'S SUPPOSED TO LIKE ME FOR MYSELF?

181. SHE'S SUPPOSED TO LIKE ME FOR MYSELF? I DON'T EVEN LIKE ME FOR MYSELF.

182. MYSELF? I DON'T EVEN LIKE ME FOR MYSELF. I'M NOT A GOOD PERSON.

183. I DON'T EVEN LIKE ME FOR MYSELF. I'M NOT A GOOD PERSON. I COMMIT SIX OF THE SEVEN DEADLY

184. I'M NOT A GOOD PERSON. I COMMIT SIX OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS ON A DAILY BASIS.

185. I COMMIT SIX OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS ON A DAILY BASIS. THE ONLY SIN I DON'T COMMIT IS

186. SINS ON A DAILY BASIS. THE ONLY SIN I DON'T COMMIT IS GLUTTONY.

187. THE ONLY SIN I DON'T COMMIT IS GLUTTONY. THE NICEST THING CAN YOU SAY

188. GLUTTONY. THE NICEST THING CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME IS I'M NOT A FAT PIG.

189. THE NICEST THING CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ME IS I'M NOT A FAT PIG. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN KIND OF THIN.

190. ABOUT ME IS I'M NOT A FAT PIG. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN KIND OF THIN. WHEN I WAS YOUNGER MY PARENTS

191. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN KIND OF THIN. WHEN I WAS YOUNGER MY PARENTS WERE CONCERNED I MIGHT HAVE AN

192. WHEN I WAS YOUNGER MY PARENTS WERE CONCERNED I MIGHT HAVE AN EATING DISORDER.

193. WERE CONCERNED I MIGHT HAVE AN EATING DISORDER. NOTHING HORRIFIES JEWS MORE THAN

194. EATING DISORDER. NOTHING HORRIFIES JEWS MORE THAN A KID WHO WON'T EAT.

195. NOTHING HORRIFIES JEWS MORE THAN A KID WHO WON'T EAT. OH, MY GOD, IT'S THE END OF THE

196. A KID WHO WON'T EAT. OH, MY GOD, IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD.

197. OH, MY GOD, IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD. THEY'D RATHER I SHOT HEROIN.

198. WORLD. THEY'D RATHER I SHOT HEROIN. EVEN IF I KILLED SOMEONE, THAT

199. THEY'D RATHER I SHOT HEROIN. EVEN IF I KILLED SOMEONE, THAT WOULD BE PREFERABLE TO THROWING

200. EVEN IF I KILLED SOMEONE, THAT WOULD BE PREFERABLE TO THROWING UP MY DINNER.

201. WOULD BE PREFERABLE TO THROWING UP MY DINNER. AN EATING DISORDER.

202. UP MY DINNER. AN EATING DISORDER. COULD YOU IMAGINE?

203. AN EATING DISORDER. COULD YOU IMAGINE? LARRY, LARRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

204. COULD YOU IMAGINE? LARRY, LARRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE BATHROOM?

205. LARRY, LARRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE BATHROOM? ARE YOU THROWING UP?

206. IN THE BATHROOM? ARE YOU THROWING UP? MORTY, MORTY, HE'S THROWING UP

207. ARE YOU THROWING UP? MORTY, MORTY, HE'S THROWING UP HIS DINNER."

208. MORTY, MORTY, HE'S THROWING UP HIS DINNER." "LEAVE HIM ALONE, ROSE, I DON'T

209. HIS DINNER." "LEAVE HIM ALONE, ROSE, I DON'T GIVE A GOOD GOD DAM WHAT HE'S

210. "LEAVE HIM ALONE, ROSE, I DON'T GIVE A GOOD GOD DAM WHAT HE'S DOING."

211. GIVE A GOOD GOD DAM WHAT HE'S DOING." "WHO THROWS UP A BRISKET?"

212. DOING." "WHO THROWS UP A BRISKET?" "YOUR MOTHER MADE A BEAUTIFUL

213. "WHO THROWS UP A BRISKET?" "YOUR MOTHER MADE A BEAUTIFUL BRISKET, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO?

214. "YOUR MOTHER MADE A BEAUTIFUL BRISKET, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO? I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, YOU'RE

215. BRISKET, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO? I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT BRISKET, AND THE

216. I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT BRISKET, AND THE BAKED POTATO, AND THE

217. PAYING FOR THAT BRISKET, AND THE BAKED POTATO, AND THE APPLESAUCE, EVERYTHING IN THE

218. BAKED POTATO, AND THE APPLESAUCE, EVERYTHING IN THE TOILET BOWL.

219. APPLESAUCE, EVERYTHING IN THE TOILET BOWL. AND YOU'RE WASHING IT OUT.

220. TOILET BOWL. AND YOU'RE WASHING IT OUT.

221. AND YOU'RE WASHING IT OUT. NOW, HERE'S THE PART WHERE I'M

222. NOW, HERE'S THE PART WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY WE HAVE A GREAT

223. NOW, HERE'S THE PART WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

224. SUPPOSED TO SAY WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. I CAN'T SAY THAT.

225. SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. I CAN'T SAY THAT. I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A GREAT

226. I CAN'T SAY THAT. I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A GREAT SHOW.

227. I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A GREAT SHOW. SECONDLY, WHY RAISE

228. SHOW. SECONDLY, WHY RAISE EXPECTATIONS?

229. SECONDLY, WHY RAISE EXPECTATIONS? WHAT I SHOULD BE SAYING IS THE

230. EXPECTATIONS? WHAT I SHOULD BE SAYING IS THE SHOW IS SO-SO.

231. WHAT I SHOULD BE SAYING IS THE SHOW IS SO-SO. IF IT'S GOOD, YOU CAN BE

232. SHOW IS SO-SO. IF IT'S GOOD, YOU CAN BE SURPRISED.

233. IF IT'S GOOD, YOU CAN BE SURPRISED. ANYWAY, THE BAND IS 1975.

234. SURPRISED. ANYWAY, THE BAND IS 1975.

235. ANYWAY, THE BAND IS 1975. YOU KNOW, 1975, WHICH ALSO

236. YOU KNOW, 1975, WHICH ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE YEAR I BROKE

237. YOU KNOW, 1975, WHICH ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE YEAR I BROKE MY MASTURBATION RECORD.

238. HAPPENS TO BE THE YEAR I BROKE MY MASTURBATION RECORD. 412 TIMES.

239. MY MASTURBATION RECORD. 412 TIMES. NOT TERRIBLE.

240. 412 TIMES. NOT TERRIBLE. NOT TERRIBLE.

241. NOT TERRIBLE. NOT TERRIBLE. ANYWAY, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

242. ALL RIGHT CADETS! IF YOU WANT TO BE AN FBI AGENT

243. ALL RIGHT CADETS! IF YOU WANT TO BE AN FBI AGENT YOU GOT TO PASS FIREARMS

244. IF YOU WANT TO BE AN FBI AGENT YOU GOT TO PASS FIREARMS TRAINING!

245. YOU GOT TO PASS FIREARMS TRAINING! THIS STREET SIMULATOR IS TO

246. TRAINING! THIS STREET SIMULATOR IS TO DESIGNED TO EVALUATE YOUR

247. THIS STREET SIMULATOR IS TO DESIGNED TO EVALUATE YOUR ABILITY TO ASSES WHEN AND WHEN

248. DESIGNED TO EVALUATE YOUR ABILITY TO ASSES WHEN AND WHEN NOT TO USE DEADLY FORCE.

249. ABILITY TO ASSES WHEN AND WHEN NOT TO USE DEADLY FORCE. YOU'LL USE THIS INFARED LIGHT

250. NOT TO USE DEADLY FORCE. YOU'LL USE THIS INFARED LIGHT PISTOL TO SHOOT AT OUR LIFELIKE

251. YOU'LL USE THIS INFARED LIGHT PISTOL TO SHOOT AT OUR LIFELIKE TARGET DUMMIES.

252. PISTOL TO SHOOT AT OUR LIFELIKE TARGET DUMMIES. SOME ARE HARMLESS CIVILIANS,

253. TARGET DUMMIES. SOME ARE HARMLESS CIVILIANS, WHILE, OTHERS —

254. SOME ARE HARMLESS CIVILIANS, WHILE, OTHERS — I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

255. WHILE, OTHERS — I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

256. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! NEED TO GET DROPPED.

257. NEED TO GET DROPPED. DAMN, THEY'RE SO REALISTIC.

258. NEED TO GET DROPPED. DAMN, THEY'RE SO REALISTIC. YEAH, ONLY THE BEST FOR YOU

259. DAMN, THEY'RE SO REALISTIC. YEAH, ONLY THE BEST FOR YOU CLOWNS.

260. YEAH, ONLY THE BEST FOR YOU CLOWNS. ANY QUESTIONS?

261. CLOWNS. ANY QUESTIONS? YEAH, WHO'S GOT THE HIGH

262. ANY QUESTIONS? YEAH, WHO'S GOT THE HIGH SCORE ON THIS GAME?

263. YEAH, WHO'S GOT THE HIGH SCORE ON THIS GAME? HILARIOUS, O'HEALEY.

264. SCORE ON THIS GAME? HILARIOUS, O'HEALEY.

265. HILARIOUS, O'HEALEY. DID YOU THINK OF THAT WHEN YOU

266. DID YOU THINK OF THAT WHEN YOU WERE SITTING ON THE CAN THIS

267. DID YOU THINK OF THAT WHEN YOU WERE SITTING ON THE CAN THIS MORNING?

268. WERE SITTING ON THE CAN THIS MORNING? NO, JUST NOW.

269. MORNING? NO, JUST NOW. YEAH.

270. NO, JUST NOW. YEAH. WHY DON'T YOU GO FIRST SINCE

271. YEAH. WHY DON'T YOU GO FIRST SINCE YOU'RE SO GOOD AT WARMING UP THE

272. WHY DON'T YOU GO FIRST SINCE YOU'RE SO GOOD AT WARMING UP THE CROWD?

273. YOU'RE SO GOOD AT WARMING UP THE CROWD? START 'ER UP!

274. CROWD? START 'ER UP!

275. START 'ER UP! SEE YOU IN HELL!

276. SEE YOU IN HELL! NICE SHOT.

277. NICE SHOT. MY CAT RAN AWAY.

278. NICE SHOT. MY CAT RAN AWAY. HELP ME.

279. MY CAT RAN AWAY. HELP ME. UM, GOOD READ.

280. HELP ME. UM, GOOD READ.

281. UM, GOOD READ. I'M KEVIN ROBERTS, AND I'M

282. I'M KEVIN ROBERTS, AND I'M THE COOLEST BITCH IN TOWN!

283. I'M KEVIN ROBERTS, AND I'M THE COOLEST BITCH IN TOWN!

284. THE COOLEST BITCH IN TOWN! WHERE'S THE PARTY?

285. WHERE'S THE PARTY?

286. HOLD IT!

287. HOLD IT! O'HEALEY, YOU MIND TELLING ME

288. HOLD IT! O'HEALEY, YOU MIND TELLING ME WHY YOU SHOT AN INNOCENT

289. O'HEALEY, YOU MIND TELLING ME WHY YOU SHOT AN INNOCENT CIVILIAN?

290. WHY YOU SHOT AN INNOCENT CIVILIAN? I APOLOGIZE.

291. CIVILIAN? I APOLOGIZE. THUG WITH THE GUN, CLEARLY BAD.

292. I APOLOGIZE. THUG WITH THE GUN, CLEARLY BAD. NICE OLD LADY, OBVIOUSLY GOOD.

293. THUG WITH THE GUN, CLEARLY BAD. NICE OLD LADY, OBVIOUSLY GOOD. THEN YOU GOT KEVIN ROBERTS.

294. NICE OLD LADY, OBVIOUSLY GOOD. THEN YOU GOT KEVIN ROBERTS. I COULDN'T GET A READ ON THE MAN

295. THEN YOU GOT KEVIN ROBERTS. I COULDN'T GET A READ ON THE MAN IN A NEON SUIT, HOLDING A CELL

296. I COULDN'T GET A READ ON THE MAN IN A NEON SUIT, HOLDING A CELL PHONE CLAIMING TO BE THE COOLEST

297. IN A NEON SUIT, HOLDING A CELL PHONE CLAIMING TO BE THE COOLEST BITCL IN TOWN.

298. PHONE CLAIMING TO BE THE COOLEST BITCL IN TOWN.

299. BITCL IN TOWN. IT DIDN'T SEEM TO FIT HIS TYPE.

300. IT DIDN'T SEEM TO FIT HIS TYPE. YEAH, THIS SIMULATOR IS

301. IT DIDN'T SEEM TO FIT HIS TYPE. YEAH, THIS SIMULATOR IS DESIGNED TO SEE HOW YOU'LL REACT

302. YEAH, THIS SIMULATOR IS DESIGNED TO SEE HOW YOU'LL REACT IN THE REAL WORLD, AND IT'S NOT

303. DESIGNED TO SEE HOW YOU'LL REACT IN THE REAL WORLD, AND IT'S NOT ALL BANK ROBBERS AND GIRL SCOUTS

304. IN THE REAL WORLD, AND IT'S NOT ALL BANK ROBBERS AND GIRL SCOUTS OUT THERE, OKAY?

305. ALL BANK ROBBERS AND GIRL SCOUTS OUT THERE, OKAY? THERE'S PEOPLE LIKE

306. OUT THERE, OKAY? THERE'S PEOPLE LIKE KEVIN ROBERTS.

307. THERE'S PEOPLE LIKE KEVIN ROBERTS. HEAD SCRATCHERS, WILD CARDS.

308. KEVIN ROBERTS. HEAD SCRATCHERS, WILD CARDS. YOU DON'T USE YOUR WEAPON "JUST

309. HEAD SCRATCHERS, WILD CARDS. YOU DON'T USE YOUR WEAPON "JUST BECAUSE SOMEBODY CONFUSES YOU."

310. YOU DON'T USE YOUR WEAPON "JUST BECAUSE SOMEBODY CONFUSES YOU." AGAIN, THAT WAS MY BAD.

311. BECAUSE SOMEBODY CONFUSES YOU." AGAIN, THAT WAS MY BAD. IN MY DEFENSE, I'M PRETTY

312. AGAIN, THAT WAS MY BAD. IN MY DEFENSE, I'M PRETTY CONFIDENT THAT TYPE OF MAN DOES

313. IN MY DEFENSE, I'M PRETTY CONFIDENT THAT TYPE OF MAN DOES NOT EXIST IN SOCIETY.

314. CONFIDENT THAT TYPE OF MAN DOES NOT EXIST IN SOCIETY.

315. NOT EXIST IN SOCIETY. HE LOOKS LIKE HE CAME OUT OF A

316. HE LOOKS LIKE HE CAME OUT OF A 1980s COMPUTER GAME.

317. HE LOOKS LIKE HE CAME OUT OF A 1980s COMPUTER GAME. THANKS, O'HEALY.

318. 1980s COMPUTER GAME. THANKS, O'HEALY. WE VALUE YOUR FEEDBACK.

319. THANKS, O'HEALY. WE VALUE YOUR FEEDBACK. LET'S GET BACK TO IT!

320. WE VALUE YOUR FEEDBACK. LET'S GET BACK TO IT!

321. LET'S GET BACK TO IT! I'M HIGH ON BATH SALTS!

322. I'M HIGH ON BATH SALTS! OH, NO!

323. OH, NO! I LEFT MY BACKPACK ON THE SCHOOL

324. OH, NO! I LEFT MY BACKPACK ON THE SCHOOL BUS!

325. I LEFT MY BACKPACK ON THE SCHOOL BUS! THERE YOU GO, GOOD CONTROL

326. BUS! THERE YOU GO, GOOD CONTROL O'HEALY.

327. THERE YOU GO, GOOD CONTROL O'HEALY.

328. O'HEALY. I'M KEVIN ROBERTS!

329. I'M KEVIN ROBERTS! AND I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT

330. I'M KEVIN ROBERTS! AND I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION.

331. AND I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION. CAN A BITCH GET A DOUGHNUT?

332. QUESTION. CAN A BITCH GET A DOUGHNUT?

333. CAN A BITCH GET A DOUGHNUT? NOW LET'S DANCE!

334. NOW LET'S DANCE! SEE YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE!

335. SEE YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE! YO, DID THAT GUY JUST SAY,

336. YO, DID THAT GUY JUST SAY, "CAN A BITCH GET A DOUGHNUT?"

337. YO, DID THAT GUY JUST SAY, "CAN A BITCH GET A DOUGHNUT?"

338. "CAN A BITCH GET A DOUGHNUT?" WHO THE HELL DESIGNED THIS

339. WHO THE HELL DESIGNED THIS THING?

340. WHO THE HELL DESIGNED THIS THING? HEY, KEEP YOUR HEAD IN THE

341. THING? HEY, KEEP YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME.

342. HEY, KEEP YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME. HAVE YOU SEEN MY FRIEND,

343. GAME. HAVE YOU SEEN MY FRIEND, KEVIN ROBERTS, BECAUSE I GOT

344. HAVE YOU SEEN MY FRIEND, KEVIN ROBERTS, BECAUSE I GOT THAT BITCH A DOUGHNUT!

345. KEVIN ROBERTS, BECAUSE I GOT THAT BITCH A DOUGHNUT!

346. THAT BITCH A DOUGHNUT! WHY DOES KEVIN ROBERTS HAVE

347. WHY DOES KEVIN ROBERTS HAVE FRIENDS AND A STORY LINE?

348. WHY DOES KEVIN ROBERTS HAVE FRIENDS AND A STORY LINE? FOCUS!

349. FRIENDS AND A STORY LINE? FOCUS!

350. FOCUS! DO NOT LET THIS THROW YOU.

351. DO NOT LET THIS THROW YOU. I DON'T MEAN ANY TROUBLE.

352. DO NOT LET THIS THROW YOU. I DON'T MEAN ANY TROUBLE. OH, HE'S REACHING INTO HIS

353. I DON'T MEAN ANY TROUBLE. OH, HE'S REACHING INTO HIS JACKET!

354. OH, HE'S REACHING INTO HIS JACKET! WHAT'S HE DOING?

355. JACKET! WHAT'S HE DOING? WHAT'S HE GOT IN THERE?

356. WHAT'S HE DOING? WHAT'S HE GOT IN THERE? BREAKING NEWS!

357. WHAT'S HE GOT IN THERE? BREAKING NEWS! KEVIN ROBERTS JUST GOT TO SECOND

358. BREAKING NEWS! KEVIN ROBERTS JUST GOT TO SECOND BASE WITH A LADY.

359. KEVIN ROBERTS JUST GOT TO SECOND BASE WITH A LADY.

360. BASE WITH A LADY. NO, GO AWAY, KEVIN ROBERTS.

361. NO, GO AWAY, KEVIN ROBERTS. SORRY, PIG!

362. NO, GO AWAY, KEVIN ROBERTS. SORRY, PIG!

363. SORRY, PIG! AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD.

364. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. NOT GOOD O'HEALY.

365. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. NOT GOOD O'HEALY. KEVIN ROBERTS GOT IN MY HEAD!

366. NOT GOOD O'HEALY. KEVIN ROBERTS GOT IN MY HEAD!

367. KEVIN ROBERTS GOT IN MY HEAD! HE SAID HE GOT TO SECOND BASE,

368. HE SAID HE GOT TO SECOND BASE, AND I WAS LIKE, WHO WOULD DO

369. HE SAID HE GOT TO SECOND BASE, AND I WAS LIKE, WHO WOULD DO THAT WITH KEVIN ROBERTS?

370. AND I WAS LIKE, WHO WOULD DO THAT WITH KEVIN ROBERTS?

371. THAT WITH KEVIN ROBERTS? IF BEING A FIELD AGENT MEANS

372. IF BEING A FIELD AGENT MEANS DEALING WITH HUMAN PUZZLES LIKE

373. IF BEING A FIELD AGENT MEANS DEALING WITH HUMAN PUZZLES LIKE KEVIN ROBERTS, MAYBE I BELONG

374. DEALING WITH HUMAN PUZZLES LIKE KEVIN ROBERTS, MAYBE I BELONG BEHIND A DESK.

375. KEVIN ROBERTS, MAYBE I BELONG BEHIND A DESK. I'M SORRY I WASTED THE BUREAU'S

376. BEHIND A DESK. I'M SORRY I WASTED THE BUREAU'S TIME.

377. I'M SORRY I WASTED THE BUREAU'S TIME. DON'T APOLOGIZE TO ME,

378. TIME. DON'T APOLOGIZE TO ME, O'HEALEY, YOU APOLOGIZE TO THE

379. DON'T APOLOGIZE TO ME, O'HEALEY, YOU APOLOGIZE TO THE PORTRAIT OF THE MAN WHO

380. O'HEALEY, YOU APOLOGIZE TO THE PORTRAIT OF THE MAN WHO DEDICATED HIS LIFE TO DESIGNING

381. PORTRAIT OF THE MAN WHO DEDICATED HIS LIFE TO DESIGNING THIS SIMULATOR.

382. THIS SIMULATOR.

383. THANK YOU, IOWA. THANK YOU.

384. THANK YOU, IOWA. THANK YOU.

385. THANK YOU. SWEETIE, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW

386. SWEETIE, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE HERE.

387. SWEETIE, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE HERE. IT'S A REVOLUTION, JANE.

388. MANY PEOPLE ARE HERE. IT'S A REVOLUTION, JANE. MILLIONS OF PEOPLE, WE HAVE A

389. IT'S A REVOLUTION, JANE. MILLIONS OF PEOPLE, WE HAVE A GOOD TURNOUT, WE CAN WIN IOWA.

390. MILLIONS OF PEOPLE, WE HAVE A GOOD TURNOUT, WE CAN WIN IOWA. HELLO, THANK YOU MUCH.

391. GOOD TURNOUT, WE CAN WIN IOWA. HELLO, THANK YOU MUCH. OH, MY GOD!

392. HELLO, THANK YOU MUCH. OH, MY GOD! IT'S MR. BERNIE SANDERS!

393. OH, MY GOD! IT'S MR. BERNIE SANDERS! OH, I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!

394. IT'S MR. BERNIE SANDERS! OH, I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! I'M TELLING YOU, I'M FEELING THE

395. OH, I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! I'M TELLING YOU, I'M FEELING THE BERN!

396. I'M TELLING YOU, I'M FEELING THE BERN!

397. BERN! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

398. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? SHAKE MY HAND.

399. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? SHAKE MY HAND. YOU COUGHED INTO YOUR HAND.

400. SHAKE MY HAND. YOU COUGHED INTO YOUR HAND. YOU DON'T SHAKE IT AFTER A

401. YOU COUGHED INTO YOUR HAND. YOU DON'T SHAKE IT AFTER A COUGH.

402. YOU DON'T SHAKE IT AFTER A COUGH. NO, I DIDN'T!

403. COUGH. NO, I DIDN'T! SHAKE MY HAND!

404. NO, I DIDN'T! SHAKE MY HAND! NO, NO, YOU SPECIFICALLY

405. SHAKE MY HAND! NO, NO, YOU SPECIFICALLY COUGHED INTO YOUR HAND.

406. NO, NO, YOU SPECIFICALLY COUGHED INTO YOUR HAND. I SAW IT.

407. COUGHED INTO YOUR HAND. I SAW IT. I DIDN'T!

408. I SAW IT. I DIDN'T! COME ON, MR. SANDERS!

409. I DIDN'T! COME ON, MR. SANDERS! DON'T BE RUDE!

410. COME ON, MR. SANDERS! DON'T BE RUDE! SHAKE MY WIFE'S HAND.

411. DON'T BE RUDE! SHAKE MY WIFE'S HAND. SIR, I'M NOT BEING RUDE!

412. SHAKE MY WIFE'S HAND. SIR, I'M NOT BEING RUDE! SHE'S THE ONE WHO'S BEING RUDE

413. SIR, I'M NOT BEING RUDE! SHE'S THE ONE WHO'S BEING RUDE BY OFFERING A GERM-INFESTED

414. SHE'S THE ONE WHO'S BEING RUDE BY OFFERING A GERM-INFESTED HAND.

415. BY OFFERING A GERM-INFESTED HAND. I'M GERM INFESTED, NOW?

416. HAND. I'M GERM INFESTED, NOW? IS THAT RIGHT?

417. I'M GERM INFESTED, NOW? IS THAT RIGHT? I'M A VOTER IS WHAT I AM,

418. IS THAT RIGHT? I'M A VOTER IS WHAT I AM, BERNIE.

419. I'M A VOTER IS WHAT I AM, BERNIE. I'M GERM INFESTED?

420. BERNIE. I'M GERM INFESTED? GERM INFESTED-HAND.

421. I'M GERM INFESTED? GERM INFESTED-HAND. I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!

422. GERM INFESTED-HAND. I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT! I DO NOT SHAKE DISGUSTING HANDS.

423. I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT! I DO NOT SHAKE DISGUSTING HANDS. REALLY?

424. I DO NOT SHAKE DISGUSTING HANDS. REALLY? DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME,

425. REALLY? DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME, BERNIE SANDERS!

426. BERNIE SANDERS! MR. SANDERS, CAN I GET YOU A

427. MR. SANDERS, CAN I GET YOU A COFFEE? A COFFEE, A COFFEE, YEAH, YOU

428. COFFEE? A COFFEE, A COFFEE, YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

429. A COFFEE, A COFFEE, YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL HAVE COFFEE WITH WHOLE

430. KNOW WHAT? I'LL HAVE COFFEE WITH WHOLE MILK.

431. I'LL HAVE COFFEE WITH WHOLE MILK. I'M SORRY, I THINK WE ONLY

432. MILK. I'M SORRY, I THINK WE ONLY HAVE 2%.

433. I'M SORRY, I THINK WE ONLY HAVE 2%. 2%?

434. HAVE 2%. 2%? NO, NO, NO.

435. 2%? NO, NO, NO. IF I'M GONNA HAVE MILK, I'LL

436. NO, NO, NO. IF I'M GONNA HAVE MILK, I'LL HAVE MILK.

437. IF I'M GONNA HAVE MILK, I'LL HAVE MILK. BERNIE!

438. HAVE MILK. BERNIE! WHAT'S THIS ABOUT YOU NOT

439. BERNIE! WHAT'S THIS ABOUT YOU NOT SHAKING YOUR CONSTITUENT'S

440. WHAT'S THIS ABOUT YOU NOT SHAKING YOUR CONSTITUENT'S HANDS?

441. SHAKING YOUR CONSTITUENT'S HANDS? YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

442. HANDS? YOU CAN'T DO THAT. NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,

443. YOU CAN'T DO THAT. NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, JEFF.

444. NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, JEFF. SHE GAVE ME A COUGH AND SHAKE.

445. JEFF. SHE GAVE ME A COUGH AND SHAKE. YOU SURE IT WASN'T A COUGH

446. SHE GAVE ME A COUGH AND SHAKE. YOU SURE IT WASN'T A COUGH AND A WIPE AND A SHAKE?

447. YOU SURE IT WASN'T A COUGH AND A WIPE AND A SHAKE?

448. AND A WIPE AND A SHAKE? NO, NO, IT WAS NO WIPE.

449. NO, NO, IT WAS NO WIPE. DEFINITELY NO WIPE.

450. NO, NO, IT WAS NO WIPE. DEFINITELY NO WIPE. SHE DIDN'T HAVE THE DECENCY TO

451. DEFINITELY NO WIPE. SHE DIDN'T HAVE THE DECENCY TO GIVE ME A WIPE.

452. SHE DIDN'T HAVE THE DECENCY TO GIVE ME A WIPE. YOU ARE SUCH AN,

453. GIVE ME A WIPE. YOU ARE SUCH AN, BERNIE!

454. YOU ARE SUCH AN, BERNIE! THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU,

455. BERNIE! THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU, BECAUSE YOU'RE AN.

456. THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU, BECAUSE YOU'RE AN. OH, I'M AN?

457. BECAUSE YOU'RE AN. OH, I'M AN? YEAH, YOU ARE.

458. OH, I'M AN? YEAH, YOU ARE. YOU ARE.

459. YEAH, YOU ARE. YOU ARE. PEOPLE LOVE ME, OKAY?

460. YOU ARE. PEOPLE LOVE ME, OKAY? I HAVE MORE INDIVIDUAL DONATIONS

461. PEOPLE LOVE ME, OKAY? I HAVE MORE INDIVIDUAL DONATIONS THAN ANY CANDIDATE IN HISTORY.

462. I HAVE MORE INDIVIDUAL DONATIONS THAN ANY CANDIDATE IN HISTORY. AND I DON'T TAKE FROM

463. THAN ANY CANDIDATE IN HISTORY. AND I DON'T TAKE FROM MILLIONAIRES AND BILLIONAIRES.

464. AND I DON'T TAKE FROM MILLIONAIRES AND BILLIONAIRES. THE AVERAGE DONATION IS JUST —

465. MILLIONAIRES AND BILLIONAIRES. THE AVERAGE DONATION IS JUST — YEAH, $27.

466. THE AVERAGE DONATION IS JUST — YEAH, $27. YEAH, WE KNOW

467. YEAH, $27. YEAH, WE KNOW BECAUSE YOU SAY IT EVERY TIME

468. YEAH, WE KNOW BECAUSE YOU SAY IT EVERY TIME YOU'RE ON TV.

469. BECAUSE YOU SAY IT EVERY TIME YOU'RE ON TV. EVERYBODY KNOWS!

470. YOU'RE ON TV. EVERYBODY KNOWS! OH, SHUT UP!

471. EVERYBODY KNOWS! OH, SHUT UP! OKAY?

472. OH, SHUT UP! OKAY? THAT'S ENOUGH.

473. OKAY? THAT'S ENOUGH. BERNIE SANDERS!

474. THAT'S ENOUGH. BERNIE SANDERS!

475. BERNIE SANDERS! TELL YOU SOMETHING.

476. TELL YOU SOMETHING. I HEARD YOU WON'T SHAKE BLACK

477. TELL YOU SOMETHING. I HEARD YOU WON'T SHAKE BLACK WOMEN'S HANDS.

478. I HEARD YOU WON'T SHAKE BLACK WOMEN'S HANDS. NO, DON'T SAY "BLACK WOMAN."

479. WOMEN'S HANDS. NO, DON'T SAY "BLACK WOMAN." IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH BLACK.

480. NO, DON'T SAY "BLACK WOMAN." IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH BLACK. SHE GAVE ME A COUGH AND A SHAKE.

481. IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH BLACK. SHE GAVE ME A COUGH AND A SHAKE. LISTEN, YOU NEED THE BLACK

482. SHE GAVE ME A COUGH AND A SHAKE. LISTEN, YOU NEED THE BLACK VOTE, BERNIE.

483. LISTEN, YOU NEED THE BLACK VOTE, BERNIE. YOU NEED TO SHAKE AS MANY BLACK

484. VOTE, BERNIE. YOU NEED TO SHAKE AS MANY BLACK WOMAN'S HANDS AS YOU CAN.

485. YOU NEED TO SHAKE AS MANY BLACK WOMAN'S HANDS AS YOU CAN. I DON'T CARE IF THE HANDS GOT

486. WOMAN'S HANDS AS YOU CAN. I DON'T CARE IF THE HANDS GOT DOOKIE ON THEM!

487. I DON'T CARE IF THE HANDS GOT DOOKIE ON THEM! YOU SHAKE THAT HAND!

488. DOOKIE ON THEM! YOU SHAKE THAT HAND! DO YOU KNOW WHY?

489. YOU SHAKE THAT HAND! DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET DOOKIE ON

490. DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET DOOKIE ON YOUR HANDS!

491. BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET DOOKIE ON YOUR HANDS! YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU'LL GET?

492. YOUR HANDS! YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU'LL GET? A DAMN VOTE.

493. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU'LL GET? A DAMN VOTE. OKAY.

494. A DAMN VOTE. OKAY. THAT WAS FASCINATING, LEON, JUST

495. OKAY. THAT WAS FASCINATING, LEON, JUST FASCINATING.

496. THAT WAS FASCINATING, LEON, JUST FASCINATING. I'M GOING TO GO GET SOME COFFEE.

497. FASCINATING. I'M GOING TO GO GET SOME COFFEE. YOU CAN'T GO OUT THERE.

498. I'M GOING TO GO GET SOME COFFEE. YOU CAN'T GO OUT THERE. WHAT?

499. YOU CAN'T GO OUT THERE. WHAT? I'M A PERSON LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

500. WHAT? I'M A PERSON LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. I'M A NORMAL HUMAN BEING.

501. I'M A PERSON LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. I'M A NORMAL HUMAN BEING. YOU'RE NOT NORMAL!

502. I'M A NORMAL HUMAN BEING. YOU'RE NOT NORMAL! NORMAL HUMAN BEING!

503. YOU'RE NOT NORMAL! NORMAL HUMAN BEING! YOU'RE NOT NORMAL.

504. NORMAL HUMAN BEING! YOU'RE NOT NORMAL. YOU'RE AND.

505. YOU'RE NOT NORMAL. YOU'RE AND. OH, SHUT UP, SUZIE!

506. YOU'RE AND. OH, SHUT UP, SUZIE! HOW ABOUT THAT?

507. OH, SHUT UP, SUZIE! HOW ABOUT THAT? OH, YOU SHUT UP.

508. HOW ABOUT THAT? OH, YOU SHUT UP. OH, YOU, SUZIE!

509. OH, YOU SHUT UP. OH, YOU, SUZIE! HOW ABOUT THAT.

510. OH, YOU, SUZIE! HOW ABOUT THAT. YOU SHUT UP.

511. HOW ABOUT THAT. YOU SHUT UP.

512. HELP, SOMEBODY PLEASE!

513. HELP, SOMEBODY PLEASE! MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED? I DON'T KNOW.

514. MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED? I DON'T KNOW. ARE YOU BERNIE SANDERS?

515. I DON'T KNOW. ARE YOU BERNIE SANDERS? I WAS JUST ON MY WAY TO VOTE FOR

516. ARE YOU BERNIE SANDERS? I WAS JUST ON MY WAY TO VOTE FOR YOU.

517. I WAS JUST ON MY WAY TO VOTE FOR YOU. WHAT CAN I DO?

518. YOU. WHAT CAN I DO? HOW CAN I HELP?

519. WHAT CAN I DO? HOW CAN I HELP? I THINK I DISLOCATED MY

520. HOW CAN I HELP? I THINK I DISLOCATED MY SHOULDER, SO CAN YOU JUST POP IT

521. I THINK I DISLOCATED MY SHOULDER, SO CAN YOU JUST POP IT BACK IN?

522. SHOULDER, SO CAN YOU JUST POP IT BACK IN?

523. BACK IN? ARE YOU NUTS?

524. ARE YOU NUTS? NO, IT'S EASY.

525. ARE YOU NUTS? NO, IT'S EASY. JUST POP IT BACK IN.

526. NO, IT'S EASY. JUST POP IT BACK IN. I CAN'T — GO TO A HOSPITAL.

527. JUST POP IT BACK IN. I CAN'T — GO TO A HOSPITAL. I DON'T POP.

528. I CAN'T — GO TO A HOSPITAL. I DON'T POP. I'M NOT A POPPER.

529. I DON'T POP. I'M NOT A POPPER. WHAT'S WRONG?

530. I'M NOT A POPPER. WHAT'S WRONG? THE POLLS CLOSE IN AN HOUR.

531. WHAT'S WRONG? THE POLLS CLOSE IN AN HOUR. IF YOU WANT MY VOTE, JUST POP IT

532. THE POLLS CLOSE IN AN HOUR. IF YOU WANT MY VOTE, JUST POP IT BACK IN.

533. IF YOU WANT MY VOTE, JUST POP IT BACK IN. I DON'T WANT IT THAT BAD.

534. BACK IN. I DON'T WANT IT THAT BAD.

535. I DON'T WANT IT THAT BAD. I NEVER POPPED IN MY LIFE!

536. I NEVER POPPED IN MY LIFE! I'M FROM BROOKLYN.

537. I NEVER POPPED IN MY LIFE! I'M FROM BROOKLYN. NO, WE DON'T POP IN BROOKLYN.

538. I'M FROM BROOKLYN. NO, WE DON'T POP IN BROOKLYN. I'M SORRY.

539. NO, WE DON'T POP IN BROOKLYN. I'M SORRY. COME ON?

540. I'M SORRY. COME ON? I HAVE NO POPPING EXPERIENCE.

541. COME ON? I HAVE NO POPPING EXPERIENCE. BERNIE!

542. I HAVE NO POPPING EXPERIENCE. BERNIE! I'M SORRY.

543. BERNIE! I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

544. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. BERNIE!

545. I'M SORRY. BERNIE! YOU BERNIE!

546. BERNIE! YOU BERNIE!

547. YOU BERNIE! EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.

548. EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. HOW ARE YOU DOING?

549. EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. HOW ARE YOU DOING? I'M SO GLAD YOU CAN MAKE IT,

550. HOW ARE YOU DOING? I'M SO GLAD YOU CAN MAKE IT, BERNIE!

551. I'M SO GLAD YOU CAN MAKE IT, BERNIE! THE POLLS ARE CLOSED.

552. BERNIE! THE POLLS ARE CLOSED. WHERE'S YOUR COFFEE?

553. THE POLLS ARE CLOSED. WHERE'S YOUR COFFEE? I HAD AN INCIDENT —

554. WHERE'S YOUR COFFEE? I HAD AN INCIDENT — WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING

555. I HAD AN INCIDENT — WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, AN INCIDENT?

556. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, AN INCIDENT? JUST DRINK THE COFFEE HERE!

557. ABOUT, AN INCIDENT? JUST DRINK THE COFFEE HERE! I DON'T WANT THE COFFEE!

558. JUST DRINK THE COFFEE HERE! I DON'T WANT THE COFFEE! 2%!

559. I DON'T WANT THE COFFEE! 2%! WHAT'S 2%?

560. 2%! WHAT'S 2%? I'M NOT DRINKING —

561. WHAT'S 2%? I'M NOT DRINKING — WHAT ARE YOU?

562. I'M NOT DRINKING — WHAT ARE YOU? SOME WEIRDO PSYCHOPATH?

563. WHAT ARE YOU? SOME WEIRDO PSYCHOPATH? WHAT'S WRONG WITH 2%?

564. SOME WEIRDO PSYCHOPATH? WHAT'S WRONG WITH 2%? ALL RIGHT, START THE PRESSES,

565. WHAT'S WRONG WITH 2%? ALL RIGHT, START THE PRESSES, HEADLINES IN.

566. ALL RIGHT, START THE PRESSES, HEADLINES IN. THEY FEEL THE BERN.

567. HEADLINES IN. THEY FEEL THE BERN. HUGE VOTER TURNOUT.

568. THEY FEEL THE BERN. HUGE VOTER TURNOUT. HUGE, HUGE.

569. HUGE VOTER TURNOUT. HUGE, HUGE. HUGE TURNOUT?

570. HUGE, HUGE. HUGE TURNOUT? MARTY, THIS IS WONDERFUL!

571. HUGE TURNOUT? MARTY, THIS IS WONDERFUL! DO YOU HEAR THAT?

572. MARTY, THIS IS WONDERFUL! DO YOU HEAR THAT? HUGE!

573. DO YOU HEAR THAT? HUGE! HUGE!

574. HUGE! HUGE! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

575. HUGE! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? WHAT?

576. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? WHAT? THAT MEANS WE WIN!

577. WHAT? THAT MEANS WE WIN! HUGE TURNOUT!

578. THAT MEANS WE WIN! HUGE TURNOUT! HEY, YOU FOUR EYES,

579. HUGE TURNOUT! HEY, YOU FOUR EYES, LOOK AT THE TV, DUMB!

580. HEY, YOU FOUR EYES, LOOK AT THE TV, DUMB! YOU DIDN'T WIN!

581. LOOK AT THE TV, DUMB! YOU DIDN'T WIN! YOU LOST!

582. YOU DIDN'T WIN! YOU LOST! BUT IT'S LIKE.2%.

583. YOU LOST! BUT IT'S LIKE.2%. COME ON!

584. BUT IT'S LIKE.2%. COME ON! .2%, WHAT?

585. COME ON! .2%, WHAT? HOW MANY PEOPLE IS THAT?

586. .2%, WHAT? HOW MANY PEOPLE IS THAT? IT'S, LIKE, FIVE PEOPLE.

587. HOW MANY PEOPLE IS THAT? IT'S, LIKE, FIVE PEOPLE. FIVE PEOPLE.

588. IT'S, LIKE, FIVE PEOPLE. FIVE PEOPLE. HOW COULD WE LOSE BY FIVE

589. FIVE PEOPLE. HOW COULD WE LOSE BY FIVE PEOPLE.

590. HOW COULD WE LOSE BY FIVE PEOPLE. ALL THESE PEOPLE, BERNIE!

591. ALL THESE PEOPLE, BERNIE!

592. ARE YOU SURE I CAN'T GET YOU COFFEE?

593. ARE YOU SURE I CAN'T GET YOU COFFEE? WE STILL ONLY HAVE 2%.

594. COFFEE? WE STILL ONLY HAVE 2%. I'LL TAKE THE 2%.

595. I'LL TAKE THE 2%.

596. > NEXT WEEK, MELISSA McCARTHY, WITH MUSICAL GUEST, KANYE WEST.

597. > WE'RE GOING DOWN. EVACUATE THE SHIP! WHERE'S THE OTHER —

598. EVACUATE THE SHIP! WHERE'S THE OTHER — LIGHT THE SIGNAL!

599. WHERE'S THE OTHER — LIGHT THE SIGNAL! IGNORE THEM!

600. LIGHT THE SIGNAL! IGNORE THEM! WHERE ARE THE LIFE BOATS.

601. IGNORE THEM! WHERE ARE THE LIFE BOATS. LOWER THEM.

602. WHERE ARE THE LIFE BOATS. LOWER THEM. WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!

603. LOWER THEM. WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST! WHAT'S THAT?

604. WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST! WHAT'S THAT? WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!

605. WHAT'S THAT? WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST! REALLY?

606. WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST! REALLY? YES, REALLY!

607. REALLY? YES, REALLY! SHOULDN'T IT BE JUST WHOEVER'S

608. YES, REALLY! SHOULDN'T IT BE JUST WHOEVER'S CLOSEST?

609. SHOULDN'T IT BE JUST WHOEVER'S CLOSEST? LOAD THE RAFTS.

610. CLOSEST? LOAD THE RAFTS. FAST.

611. LOAD THE RAFTS. FAST. BRING UP THE WOMEN AND

612. FAST. BRING UP THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN.

613. BRING UP THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN. SAVE THEIR LIVES!

614. CHILDREN. SAVE THEIR LIVES! AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE

615. SAVE THEIR LIVES! AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE MEN'S LIVES!

616. AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE MEN'S LIVES! HOLD HER STEADY.

617. MEN'S LIVES! HOLD HER STEADY. YOU'RE GOING TO LET ME DRIVE

618. HOLD HER STEADY. YOU'RE GOING TO LET ME DRIVE DROWN, BUT YOU WON'T DO A SIMPLE

619. YOU'RE GOING TO LET ME DRIVE DROWN, BUT YOU WON'T DO A SIMPLE CHECK?

620. DROWN, BUT YOU WON'T DO A SIMPLE CHECK? HELP, MADAM DONOVAN ON TO THE

621. CHECK? HELP, MADAM DONOVAN ON TO THE LIFE BOAT.

622. HELP, MADAM DONOVAN ON TO THE LIFE BOAT. HER?

623. LIFE BOAT. HER? SHE'S A THREAT TO ALL OF US.

624. HER? SHE'S A THREAT TO ALL OF US. HAVE YOU GONE THROUGH MENOPAUSE,

625. SHE'S A THREAT TO ALL OF US. HAVE YOU GONE THROUGH MENOPAUSE, MA'AM?

626. HAVE YOU GONE THROUGH MENOPAUSE, MA'AM? THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

627. MA'AM? THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. THAT ANSWERS ME QUESTION.

628. THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. THAT ANSWERS ME QUESTION. SHARKS ARE GOING TO BE FOLLOWING

629. THAT ANSWERS ME QUESTION. SHARKS ARE GOING TO BE FOLLOWING US FOR MILES, IF YOU CATCH ME

630. SHARKS ARE GOING TO BE FOLLOWING US FOR MILES, IF YOU CATCH ME DRIFT.

631. US FOR MILES, IF YOU CATCH ME DRIFT. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

632. DRIFT. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT'S NOT A KID, THAT'S A

633. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT'S NOT A KID, THAT'S A MIDGET, I CAN TELL.

634. THAT'S NOT A KID, THAT'S A MIDGET, I CAN TELL. NOT COOL.

635. MIDGET, I CAN TELL. NOT COOL. I CAN SAY IT, IT'S OLDEN

636. NOT COOL. I CAN SAY IT, IT'S OLDEN TIMES.

637. I CAN SAY IT, IT'S OLDEN TIMES. MAYBE SURE EVERY WOMAN AND

638. TIMES. MAYBE SURE EVERY WOMAN AND CHILD HAVE THE LIFE VEST.

639. MAYBE SURE EVERY WOMAN AND CHILD HAVE THE LIFE VEST. OKAY.

640. CHILD HAVE THE LIFE VEST. OKAY. I HATE TO PULL THIS, BUT MY

641. OKAY. I HATE TO PULL THIS, BUT MY FATHER IS RICH.

642. I HATE TO PULL THIS, BUT MY FATHER IS RICH. I COME FROM A WEALTHY FAMILY.

643. FATHER IS RICH. I COME FROM A WEALTHY FAMILY. TECHNICALLY, MY LIFE IS WORTH

644. I COME FROM A WEALTHY FAMILY. TECHNICALLY, MY LIFE IS WORTH ALL OF YOURS PUT TOGETHER.

645. TECHNICALLY, MY LIFE IS WORTH ALL OF YOURS PUT TOGETHER. ESPECIALLY THESE WOMEN AND

646. ALL OF YOURS PUT TOGETHER. ESPECIALLY THESE WOMEN AND MIDGETS.

647. ESPECIALLY THESE WOMEN AND MIDGETS. SO IF IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU,

648. MIDGETS. SO IF IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU, I'M GOING TO POP DOWN IN THAT

649. SO IF IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU, I'M GOING TO POP DOWN IN THAT LIFE BOAT.

650. I'M GOING TO POP DOWN IN THAT LIFE BOAT. HOLD ON, WAIT A SECOND.

651. LIFE BOAT. HOLD ON, WAIT A SECOND. I AM SO SICK OF THE 1% GETTING

652. HOLD ON, WAIT A SECOND. I AM SO SICK OF THE 1% GETTING THIS PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT.

653. I AM SO SICK OF THE 1% GETTING THIS PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

654. THIS PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. WE NEED TO UNITE AND WORK

655. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. WE NEED TO UNITE AND WORK TOGETHER IF WE'RE ALL GOING TO

656. WE NEED TO UNITE AND WORK TOGETHER IF WE'RE ALL GOING TO GET THROUGH THIS.

657. TOGETHER IF WE'RE ALL GOING TO GET THROUGH THIS. SOUNDS LIKE SOCIALISM TO ME.

658. GET THROUGH THIS. SOUNDS LIKE SOCIALISM TO ME.

659. SOUNDS LIKE SOCIALISM TO ME. DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM.

660. DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

661. DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? HUGE DIFFERENCE.

662. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? HUGE DIFFERENCE.

663. HUGE DIFFERENCE. HUGE?

664. HUGE? HUGE.

665. HUGE? HUGE.

666. HUGE. WHO ARE YOU?

667. WHO ARE YOU? I'M BERNIE SANDERSWITZKY, BUT

668. WHO ARE YOU? I'M BERNIE SANDERSWITZKY, BUT WE'RE GOING TO CHANGE IT WHEN WE

669. I'M BERNIE SANDERSWITZKY, BUT WE'RE GOING TO CHANGE IT WHEN WE GET TO AMERICA SO IT DOESN'T

670. WE'RE GOING TO CHANGE IT WHEN WE GET TO AMERICA SO IT DOESN'T SOUND QUITE SO JEWISH.

671. GET TO AMERICA SO IT DOESN'T SOUND QUITE SO JEWISH.

672. SOUND QUITE SO JEWISH. YEAH, THAT'LL TRICK 'EM.

673. YEAH, THAT'LL TRICK 'EM. I

674. I HOLD ON, EVERYONE I HAVE

675. I HOLD ON, EVERYONE I HAVE GREAT NEWS.

676. HOLD ON, EVERYONE I HAVE GREAT NEWS. WHAT WE CRASHED INTO WAS LIBERTY

677. GREAT NEWS. WHAT WE CRASHED INTO WAS LIBERTY ISLAND.

678. WHAT WE CRASHED INTO WAS LIBERTY ISLAND. WE'RE IN NEW YORK.

679. ISLAND. WE'RE IN NEW YORK. EVERYONE OFF THE BOAT.

680. WE'RE IN NEW YORK. EVERYONE OFF THE BOAT. LOOK AT THAT.

681. EVERYONE OFF THE BOAT. LOOK AT THAT. SHARE A CAB?

682. LOOK AT THAT. SHARE A CAB? I THINK WE'VE TALKED ENOUGH.

683. SHARE A CAB? I THINK WE'VE TALKED ENOUGH.

684. I THINK WE'VE TALKED ENOUGH.

685. MY HUSBAND AND HIS FRIENDS

686. MY HUSBAND AND HIS FRIENDS LOVE TO WATCH THE BIG GAME.

687. MY HUSBAND AND HIS FRIENDS LOVE TO WATCH THE BIG GAME. BUT ALL THEY'RE CHEERING AND

688. LOVE TO WATCH THE BIG GAME. BUT ALL THEY'RE CHEERING AND SHOUTING, CAN MAKE THEM PRETTY

689. BUT ALL THEY'RE CHEERING AND SHOUTING, CAN MAKE THEM PRETTY HUNGRY.

690. SHOUTING, CAN MAKE THEM PRETTY HUNGRY.

691. HUNGRY. AWW, FUMBLE.

692. AWW, FUMBLE. THAT'S WHY I LOVE TOTINOS

693. AWW, FUMBLE. THAT'S WHY I LOVE TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLS.

694. THAT'S WHY I LOVE TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLS. THE ONLY GAME TIME SNACK THAT

695. PIZZA ROLLS. THE ONLY GAME TIME SNACK THAT SATISFIES MY HUNGRY GUYS.

696. THE ONLY GAME TIME SNACK THAT SATISFIES MY HUNGRY GUYS. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO,

697. SATISFIES MY HUNGRY GUYS. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, TOUCHDOWN!

698. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, TOUCHDOWN! AND TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLS

699. TOUCHDOWN! AND TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLS AREN'T JUST DELICIOUS, THEY'RE

700. AND TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLS AREN'T JUST DELICIOUS, THEY'RE ALSO EASY TO MAKE.

701. AREN'T JUST DELICIOUS, THEY'RE ALSO EASY TO MAKE. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO,

702. ALSO EASY TO MAKE. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, TOUCHDOWN!

703. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, TOUCHDOWN! WOW!

704. TOUCHDOWN! WOW! THERE REALLY IS A LOT HAPPENING

705. WOW! THERE REALLY IS A LOT HAPPENING FAST IN THIS BIG GAME.

706. THERE REALLY IS A LOT HAPPENING FAST IN THIS BIG GAME. SO THIS SUPER BOWL —

707. FAST IN THIS BIG GAME. SO THIS SUPER BOWL — AH, FUMBLE.

708. SO THIS SUPER BOWL — AH, FUMBLE. WHY NOT TREAT YOUR HUNGRY

709. AH, FUMBLE. WHY NOT TREAT YOUR HUNGRY GUYS —

710. WHY NOT TREAT YOUR HUNGRY GUYS — TOUCHDOWN!

711. GUYS — TOUCHDOWN! TO THE DELICIOUS TASTE OF

712. TOUCHDOWN! TO THE DELICIOUS TASTE OF TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLS.

713. TO THE DELICIOUS TASTE OF TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLS. AW, FUMBLE.

714. TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLS. AW, FUMBLE. IS THERE ANYTHING LIKE MY

715. AW, FUMBLE. IS THERE ANYTHING LIKE MY HUNGRY GUYS?

716. IS THERE ANYTHING LIKE MY HUNGRY GUYS? TOUCHDOWN!

717. HUNGRY GUYS? TOUCHDOWN! THEY'LL LOVE THESE CHEESY

718. TOUCHDOWN! THEY'LL LOVE THESE CHEESY BYTES —

719. THEY'LL LOVE THESE CHEESY BYTES — AW, FUMBLE.

720. BYTES — AW, FUMBLE. — MORE THAN THEIR FAVORITE

721. AW, FUMBLE. — MORE THAN THEIR FAVORITE TEAM.

722. — MORE THAN THEIR FAVORITE TEAM. TOUCHDOWN!

723. TEAM. TOUCHDOWN! GUYS?

724. TOUCHDOWN! GUYS? THE TOTINOS ARE READY.

725. GUYS? THE TOTINOS ARE READY. I HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING THE

726. THE TOTINOS ARE READY. I HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING THE BIG GAME.

727. I HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING THE BIG GAME.

728. BIG GAME. THERE'S NOTHING ON THE TV.

729. THERE'S NOTHING ON THE TV. THE SCREEN IS COMPLETELY

730. THERE'S NOTHING ON THE TV. THE SCREEN IS COMPLETELY BLACK.

731. THE SCREEN IS COMPLETELY BLACK. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO

732. BLACK. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO TOUCHDOWN!

733. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO TOUCHDOWN! STEVEN, WHAT'S GOING ON?

734. TOUCHDOWN! STEVEN, WHAT'S GOING ON?

735. STEVEN, WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN SHOUTING

736. WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN SHOUTING AT THIS WHOLE TIME.

737. WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN SHOUTING AT THIS WHOLE TIME. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, AW,

738. AT THIS WHOLE TIME. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, AW, FUMBLE.

739. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, AW, FUMBLE.

740. FUMBLE. OKAY, HA HA, VERY FUNNY,

741. OKAY, HA HA, VERY FUNNY, STEVEN.

742. OKAY, HA HA, VERY FUNNY, STEVEN.

743. STEVEN. CUT IT OUT.

744. CUT IT OUT. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO,

745. CUT IT OUT. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, TOUCHDOWN.

746. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, TOUCHDOWN. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

747. TOUCHDOWN. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? BRITTANY, GET IN THE CAR.

748. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? BRITTANY, GET IN THE CAR. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, AW

749. BRITTANY, GET IN THE CAR. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, AW FUMBLE.

750. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, AW FUMBLE. WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MY HUNGRY

751. FUMBLE. WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MY HUNGRY GUYS?

752. WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MY HUNGRY GUYS? THE X-FILES, NEW EPISODES

753. GUYS? THE X-FILES, NEW EPISODES MONDAY AT 8:00.

754. > SO BERNIE, HOW ARE THINGS GOING UP IN NEW HAMPSHIRE? OKAY.

755. GOING UP IN NEW HAMPSHIRE? OKAY. JUST OKAY?

756. OKAY. JUST OKAY? WELL, IT'S PRETTY, PRETTY,

757. JUST OKAY? WELL, IT'S PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY GOOD.

758. WELL, IT'S PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY GOOD.

759. PRETTY, PRETTY GOOD. ALL RIGHT.

760. ALL RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT, BERNIE.

761. THAT'S RIGHT, BERNIE. AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

762. THAT'S RIGHT, BERNIE. AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE 1975s.

763. AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE 1975s.

764. ♪ WELL I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE

765. I KNOW THE SOUND OF YOUR HEART ♪ ♪ WELL I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE

766. OF YOUR HEART ♪ ♪ WELL I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE AROUND CAUSE I KNOW THE SOUND

767. I KNOW THE SOUND OF YOUR HEART ♪ ♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE I

768. OF YOUR HEART ♪ ♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT YOUR NAME

769. OH BABY WON'T YOU COME AGAIN ♪ ♪ SHE SAID I'VE GOT A PROBLEM

770. COME AGAIN ♪ ♪ SHE SAID I'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH YOUR SHOES AND YOUR TUNES

771. BUT I MIGHT MOVE IN AND I THOUGHT THAT YOU ♪ ♪ WERE STRAIGHT

772. I THOUGHT THAT YOU ♪ ♪ WERE STRAIGHT NOW I'M WONDERING

773. YOU'RE SO CONCEITED I SAID I LOVE YOU ♪ ♪ WHAT DOES IT MATTER IF

774. I SAID I LOVE YOU ♪ ♪ WHAT DOES IT MATTER IF I LIE TO YOU

775. I LIE TO YOU I DON'T REGRET IT BUT I'M GLAD THAT WE'RE THROUGH

776. I'M GLAD THAT WE'RE THROUGH SO DON'T YOU TELL ME THAT ♪ ♪ YOU JUST DON'T GET IT

777. SO DON'T YOU TELL ME THAT ♪ ♪ YOU JUST DON'T GET IT CAUSE I KNOW YOU DO

778. CAUSE I KNOW YOU DO WELL I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE AROUND CAUSE I KNOW THE SOUND

779. AROUND CAUSE I KNOW THE SOUND I KNOW THE SOUND ♪ ♪ OF YOUR HEART

780. I KNOW THE SOUND ♪ ♪ OF YOUR HEART WELL I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE

781. WELL I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE AROUND CAUSE I KNOW THE SOUND I KNOW THE SOUND

782. I KNOW THE SOUND OF YOUR HEART ♪ ♪ IT'S NOT ABOUT

783. OF YOUR HEART ♪ ♪ IT'S NOT ABOUT RECIPROCATION

784. IT'S JUST ALL ABOUT ME A SYCOPHANTIC PROPHETIC ♪ ♪ SOCRATIC JUNKIE WANNABE

785. A SYCOPHANTIC PROPHETIC ♪ ♪ SOCRATIC JUNKIE WANNABE THERE'S SO MUCH SKIN TO SEE

786. THERE'S SO MUCH SKIN TO SEE A SIMPLE EPICUREAN PHILOSOPHY AND YOU SAY I'M SUCH A CLICHÉ

787. A SIMPLE EPICUREAN PHILOSOPHY AND YOU SAY I'M SUCH A CLICHÉ I CAN'T SEE THE DIFFERENCE IN

788. I CAN'T SEE THE DIFFERENCE IN IT EITHER WAY ♪ ♪ AND WE LEFT THINGS TO

789. IT EITHER WAY ♪ ♪ AND WE LEFT THINGS TO PROTECT MY MENTAL HEALTH

790. BUT YOU CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE BORED ♪ ♪ AND YOU'RE PLAYING

791. YOU'RE BORED ♪ ♪ AND YOU'RE PLAYING WITH YOURSELF

792. YOU'RE SO CONCEITED I SAID I LOVE YOU ♪ ♪ WHAT DOES IT MATTER

793. I SAID I LOVE YOU ♪ ♪ WHAT DOES IT MATTER IF I LIE TO YOU

794. IF I LIE TO YOU I DON'T REGRET IT BUT I'M GLAD THAT WE'RE THROUGH

795. I DON'T REGRET IT BUT I'M GLAD THAT WE'RE THROUGH SO DON'T YOU TELL ME THAT

796. SO DON'T YOU TELL ME THAT YOU JUST DON'T GET IT ♪ ♪ CAUSE I KNOW YOU DO

797. YOU JUST DON'T GET IT ♪ ♪ CAUSE I KNOW YOU DO WELL I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE

798. WELL I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE AROUND CAUSE I KNOW THE SOUND I KNOW THE SOUND

799. I KNOW THE SOUND OF YOUR HEART ♪ ♪ WELL I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE

800. OF YOUR HEART ♪ ♪ WELL I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE AROUND CAUSE I KNOW THE SOUND

801. I KNOW THE SOUND OF YOUR HEART ♪ ♪ WELL I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE

802. OF YOUR HEART ♪ ♪ WELL I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE AROUND CAUSE I KNOW THE SOUND

803. OF YOUR HEART ♪ ♪ WELL I KNOW WHEN

804. CAUSE I KNOW THE SOUND OF YOUR HEART ♪ ♪ WELL I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE

805. OF YOUR HEART ♪ ♪ WELL I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE AROUND CAUSE I KNOW THE SOUND

806. OF YOUR HEART WELL I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE ♪ ♪ AROUND CAUSE I KNOW

807. WELL I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE ♪ ♪ AROUND CAUSE I KNOW THE SOUND OF YOUR HEART

808. WELL I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE AROUND ♪ ♪ CAUSE I KNOW THE SOUND

809. YOU'RE AROUND ♪ ♪ CAUSE I KNOW THE SOUND I KNOW THE SOUND

810. OF YOUR HEART WELL I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE ♪ ♪ AROUND CAUSE I KNOW

811. WELL I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE ♪ ♪ AROUND CAUSE I KNOW THE SOUND OF YOUR HEART

812. WELL I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE AROUND ♪ ♪ CAUSE I KNOW THE SOUND

813. YOU'RE AROUND ♪ ♪ CAUSE I KNOW THE SOUND I KNOW THE SOUND

814. I KNOW THE SOUND OF YOUR HEART ♪ WELL I KNOW WHEN

815. WELL I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE AROUND ♪ ♪ CAUSE I KNOW THE SOUND

816. YOU'RE AROUND ♪ ♪ CAUSE I KNOW THE SOUND I KNOW THE SOUND

817. I KNOW THE SOUND OF YOUR HEART ♪

818. LISTEN TO M

819. > IT'S "WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE.

820. COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE.

821. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE."

822. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE." I'M MICHAEL CHE.

823. WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE." I'M MICHAEL CHE. I'M COLIN JOST AND HERE ARE

824. I'M MICHAEL CHE. I'M COLIN JOST AND HERE ARE TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES —

825. I'M COLIN JOST AND HERE ARE TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES — > WE HAVE REAL ACTUAL BREAKING

826. TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES — > WE HAVE REAL ACTUAL BREAKING NEWS HERE TONIGHT.

827. > WE HAVE REAL ACTUAL BREAKING NEWS HERE TONIGHT. LESS THAN AN HOUR AGO, THINGS

828. NEWS HERE TONIGHT. LESS THAN AN HOUR AGO, THINGS GOT OFF TO A REAL ROCKY START,

829. LESS THAN AN HOUR AGO, THINGS GOT OFF TO A REAL ROCKY START, HERE'S ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF BEN

830. GOT OFF TO A REAL ROCKY START, HERE'S ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF BEN CARSON'S ENTRANCE WHERE THE ONE

831. HERE'S ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF BEN CARSON'S ENTRANCE WHERE THE ONE THING HE FORGOT TO DO WAS ENTER.

832. CARSON'S ENTRANCE WHERE THE ONE THING HE FORGOT TO DO WAS ENTER. NEW JERSEY GOVERNOR CHRIS

833. THING HE FORGOT TO DO WAS ENTER. NEW JERSEY GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRISTIE.

834. NEW JERSEY GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRISTIE. DR. BEN CARSON.

835. CHRISTIE. DR. BEN CARSON.

836. DR. BEN CARSON. OH, MAN, OF ALL PEOPLE, YOU'D

837. OH, MAN, OF ALL PEOPLE, YOU'D NEVER EXPECT BEN CARSON TO FALL

838. OH, MAN, OF ALL PEOPLE, YOU'D NEVER EXPECT BEN CARSON TO FALL ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL.

839. NEVER EXPECT BEN CARSON TO FALL ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL. BUT DON'T WORRY, HE'S A

840. ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL. BUT DON'T WORRY, HE'S A NEUROSURGEON, HE'LL FIGURE

841. BUT DON'T WORRY, HE'S A NEUROSURGEON, HE'LL FIGURE THINGS OUT.

842. NEUROSURGEON, HE'LL FIGURE THINGS OUT. TEXAS SENATOR TED CRUZ.

843. THINGS OUT. TEXAS SENATOR TED CRUZ.

844. TEXAS SENATOR TED CRUZ. OH, MY GOD.

845. OH, MY GOD. THAT WAS TED CRUZ AS ALWAYS

846. OH, MY GOD. THAT WAS TED CRUZ AS ALWAYS BEING VERY HELPFUL TO BEN

847. THAT WAS TED CRUZ AS ALWAYS BEING VERY HELPFUL TO BEN CARSON.

848. BEING VERY HELPFUL TO BEN CARSON. I LOVE THAT THE STAGE HAND

849. CARSON. I LOVE THAT THE STAGE HAND WAIVED AT BEN KARLSEN TO GET ON

850. I LOVE THAT THE STAGE HAND WAIVED AT BEN KARLSEN TO GET ON THE STAGE.

851. WAIVED AT BEN KARLSEN TO GET ON THE STAGE. AND BEN CARSON STAIRED AT HIM SO

852. THE STAGE. AND BEN CARSON STAIRED AT HIM SO LONG EVEN THE STAGE HAND GAVE

853. AND BEN CARSON STAIRED AT HIM SO LONG EVEN THE STAGE HAND GAVE UP.

854. LONG EVEN THE STAGE HAND GAVE UP. WHILE DR. CARSON WAS BACK THERE,

855. UP. WHILE DR. CARSON WAS BACK THERE, HE MADE A FRIEND.

856. WHILE DR. CARSON WAS BACK THERE, HE MADE A FRIEND.

857. HE MADE A FRIEND. THOSE TWO WON'T EVEN ENTER

858. THOSE TWO WON'T EVEN ENTER THE DEBATE, THAT'S HOW BADLY

859. THOSE TWO WON'T EVEN ENTER THE DEBATE, THAT'S HOW BADLY THEY WANT TO BE OUTSIDERS.

860. THE DEBATE, THAT'S HOW BADLY THEY WANT TO BE OUTSIDERS. THE ENDING WAS MY FAVORITE PART.

861. THEY WANT TO BE OUTSIDERS. THE ENDING WAS MY FAVORITE PART. FORMER FLORIDA GOVERNOR JEB

862. THE ENDING WAS MY FAVORITE PART. FORMER FLORIDA GOVERNOR JEB BUSH.

863. FORMER FLORIDA GOVERNOR JEB BUSH.

864. BUSH. WHAT A GREAT LOOK FROM JEB.

865. WHAT A GREAT LOOK FROM JEB. THAT IS SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER

866. WHAT A GREAT LOOK FROM JEB. THAT IS SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN.

867. THAT IS SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN. JEB BUSH PASSING DONALD TRUMP.

868. SEE AGAIN. JEB BUSH PASSING DONALD TRUMP. THERE'S ALSO A DEBATE THIS WEEK

869. JEB BUSH PASSING DONALD TRUMP. THERE'S ALSO A DEBATE THIS WEEK BETWEEN HILLARY CLINTON AND

870. THERE'S ALSO A DEBATE THIS WEEK BETWEEN HILLARY CLINTON AND BERNIE SABDERS, WHICH WAS HOSTED

871. BETWEEN HILLARY CLINTON AND BERNIE SABDERS, WHICH WAS HOSTED BY MSNBC AND BROADCAST AT 500

872. BERNIE SABDERS, WHICH WAS HOSTED BY MSNBC AND BROADCAST AT 500 DECIBLES.

873. BY MSNBC AND BROADCAST AT 500 DECIBLES. > DONALD TRUMP FINISHED

874. DECIBLES. > DONALD TRUMP FINISHED SECOND, TURNING TRUMP INTO WHAT

875. > DONALD TRUMP FINISHED SECOND, TURNING TRUMP INTO WHAT HE LOVES THE MOST, A LOSER

876. SECOND, TURNING TRUMP INTO WHAT HE LOVES THE MOST, A LOSER SURROUNDED BY HISPANICS.

877. HE LOVES THE MOST, A LOSER SURROUNDED BY HISPANICS. ON HIS FIRST VISIT TO A U.S.

878. SURROUNDED BY HISPANICS. ON HIS FIRST VISIT TO A U.S. MONTHSING, PRESIDENT OBAMA

879. ON HIS FIRST VISIT TO A U.S. MONTHSING, PRESIDENT OBAMA CALLED ON TELEVISION PRODUCERS

880. MONTHSING, PRESIDENT OBAMA CALLED ON TELEVISION PRODUCERS TO CREATE MUSLIM CHARACTERS THAT

881. CALLED ON TELEVISION PRODUCERS TO CREATE MUSLIM CHARACTERS THAT ARE NOT RELATED TO ISSUES OF

882. TO CREATE MUSLIM CHARACTERS THAT ARE NOT RELATED TO ISSUES OF NATIONAL SECURITY.

883. ARE NOT RELATED TO ISSUES OF NATIONAL SECURITY. ALTHOUGH, MR. PRESIDENT, IF YOU

884. NATIONAL SECURITY. ALTHOUGH, MR. PRESIDENT, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO REACH TV

885. ALTHOUGH, MR. PRESIDENT, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO REACH TV PRODUCERS, SAY IT AT A

886. REALLY WANT TO REACH TV PRODUCERS, SAY IT AT A SYNAGOGUE.

887. PRODUCERS, SAY IT AT A SYNAGOGUE. > TED CRUZ' WIFE REVEALED WHEN

888. SYNAGOGUE. > TED CRUZ' WIFE REVEALED WHEN HE NEEDS TO RELIEVE STRESS, TED

889. > TED CRUZ' WIFE REVEALED WHEN HE NEEDS TO RELIEVE STRESS, TED CALLS HER AND SINGS BROADWAY

890. HE NEEDS TO RELIEVE STRESS, TED CALLS HER AND SINGS BROADWAY SHOW TUNES.

891. CALLS HER AND SINGS BROADWAY SHOW TUNES. IT'S SOMETHING MOST COUPLES

892. SHOW TUNES. IT'S SOMETHING MOST COUPLES REFER TO AS IRRECONCILABLE

893. IT'S SOMETHING MOST COUPLES REFER TO AS IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES.

894. REFER TO AS IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES. IF YOU'RE WONDERING, TED CRUZ'

895. DIFFERENCES. IF YOU'RE WONDERING, TED CRUZ' FAVORITE MUSICAL IS RENT.

896. IF YOU'RE WONDERING, TED CRUZ' FAVORITE MUSICAL IS RENT. HE LOVES HOW IT DEPICTS A YOUNG

897. FAVORITE MUSICAL IS RENT. HE LOVES HOW IT DEPICTS A YOUNG ARTIST WITH NEW YORK VALUES

898. HE LOVES HOW IT DEPICTS A YOUNG ARTIST WITH NEW YORK VALUES DYING WITHOUT ACCESS TO

899. ARTIST WITH NEW YORK VALUES DYING WITHOUT ACCESS TO AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE.

900. DYING WITHOUT ACCESS TO AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE. > THIS WEEK, MATTEL INTRODUCED

901. AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE. > THIS WEEK, MATTEL INTRODUCED MORE BODY TYPES FOR BARBIE.

902. > THIS WEEK, MATTEL INTRODUCED MORE BODY TYPES FOR BARBIE. BUT HERE'S ONE THAT DIDN'T MAKE

903. MORE BODY TYPES FOR BARBIE. BUT HERE'S ONE THAT DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT, STURDY BARBIE.

904. BUT HERE'S ONE THAT DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT, STURDY BARBIE. COME ON, COME ON, I'M A GROWN

905. THE CUT, STURDY BARBIE. COME ON, COME ON, I'M A GROWN WOMAN, CALL ME STURDY BARB.

906. COME ON, COME ON, I'M A GROWN WOMAN, CALL ME STURDY BARB. HOW THE HELL ARE YOU, MIKE?

907. WOMAN, CALL ME STURDY BARB. HOW THE HELL ARE YOU, MIKE? I'M GOOD, BARB.

908. HOW THE HELL ARE YOU, MIKE? I'M GOOD, BARB. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

909. I'M GOOD, BARB. HOW ARE YOU FEELING? I'M DISAPPOINTED, BUT I GET

910. HOW ARE YOU FEELING? I'M DISAPPOINTED, BUT I GET IT.

911. I'M DISAPPOINTED, BUT I GET IT. MATTEL'S MOVING IN THE RIGHT

912. IT. MATTEL'S MOVING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, THANK YOU, MATTEL.

913. MATTEL'S MOVING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, THANK YOU, MATTEL. BUT THEY SURE ARE TAKING BABY

914. DIRECTION, THANK YOU, MATTEL. BUT THEY SURE ARE TAKING BABY STEPS.

915. BUT THEY SURE ARE TAKING BABY STEPS. I MEAN, THESE NEW GALS, THEY'RE

916. STEPS. I MEAN, THESE NEW GALS, THEY'RE NICE AND ALL, BUT THEY'RE NOT

917. I MEAN, THESE NEW GALS, THEY'RE NICE AND ALL, BUT THEY'RE NOT EXACTLY A REVOLUTION.

918. NICE AND ALL, BUT THEY'RE NOT EXACTLY A REVOLUTION. LOOK AT THEM.

919. EXACTLY A REVOLUTION. LOOK AT THEM. THIS ONE'S TALL AND DOESN'T EAT.

920. LOOK AT THEM. THIS ONE'S TALL AND DOESN'T EAT. THIS ONE'S SHORT AND DOESN'T

921. THIS ONE'S TALL AND DOESN'T EAT. THIS ONE'S SHORT AND DOESN'T EAT.

922. THIS ONE'S SHORT AND DOESN'T EAT. AND THE ONLY THING CURVY ON THIS

923. EAT. AND THE ONLY THING CURVY ON THIS GAL IS HER DANCER'S REAR END.

924. AND THE ONLY THING CURVY ON THIS GAL IS HER DANCER'S REAR END. ME, I'M A LITTLE MORE NUANCED

925. GAL IS HER DANCER'S REAR END. ME, I'M A LITTLE MORE NUANCED AND MAYBE PEOPLE AREN'T READY

926. ME, I'M A LITTLE MORE NUANCED AND MAYBE PEOPLE AREN'T READY FOR THAT.

927. AND MAYBE PEOPLE AREN'T READY FOR THAT. WELL, HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT

928. FOR THAT. WELL, HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT READY?

929. WELL, HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT READY? YOU KNOW, I WENT THROUGH

930. READY? YOU KNOW, I WENT THROUGH ROUNDS OF TESTING.

931. YOU KNOW, I WENT THROUGH ROUNDS OF TESTING. AND THE KIDS WERE SAYING, LIKE,

932. ROUNDS OF TESTING. AND THE KIDS WERE SAYING, LIKE, CROCS."

933. AND THE KIDS WERE SAYING, LIKE, CROCS."

934. CROCS." "IS THAT A FADED TATTOO OR IS

935. "IS THAT A FADED TATTOO OR IS THAT BOTCHED REMOVAL?"

936. "IS THAT A FADED TATTOO OR IS THAT BOTCHED REMOVAL?" AND BIGGEST COMPLAINT WAS, "MOST

937. THAT BOTCHED REMOVAL?" AND BIGGEST COMPLAINT WAS, "MOST OF HER BREAST IS —

938. AND BIGGEST COMPLAINT WAS, "MOST OF HER BREAST IS —

939. OF HER BREAST IS — BUT OTHER THAN THAT, I'M JUST

940. BUT OTHER THAN THAT, I'M JUST LIKE THE OTHER GALS.

941. BUT OTHER THAN THAT, I'M JUST LIKE THE OTHER GALS. OH, REALLY?

942. LIKE THE OTHER GALS. OH, REALLY? YEAH, YEAH.

943. OH, REALLY? YEAH, YEAH. I GOT THE WHOLE NINE.

944. YEAH, YEAH. I GOT THE WHOLE NINE. I GOT A DREAM HOUSE, I GOT A

945. I GOT THE WHOLE NINE. I GOT A DREAM HOUSE, I GOT A DREAM CAR.

946. I GOT A DREAM HOUSE, I GOT A DREAM CAR. I'M NOT PLAYING ASTRONAUT OR OR

947. DREAM CAR. I'M NOT PLAYING ASTRONAUT OR OR PLAYING VET, I'M FOR REAL

948. I'M NOT PLAYING ASTRONAUT OR OR PLAYING VET, I'M FOR REAL CLOCKING 60 HOURS A WEEK BEHIND

949. PLAYING VET, I'M FOR REAL CLOCKING 60 HOURS A WEEK BEHIND THE LOST BAGGAGE DESK AT THE

950. CLOCKING 60 HOURS A WEEK BEHIND THE LOST BAGGAGE DESK AT THE BALTIMORE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT.

951. THE LOST BAGGAGE DESK AT THE BALTIMORE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT.

952. BALTIMORE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT. AND THIS YEAR, I GOT DENTAL AND

953. AND THIS YEAR, I GOT DENTAL AND VISION!

954. AND THIS YEAR, I GOT DENTAL AND VISION! ONLY THING I DON'T HAVE IS A KEN

955. VISION! ONLY THING I DON'T HAVE IS A KEN TO TUCK ME IN AT NIGHT.

956. ONLY THING I DON'T HAVE IS A KEN TO TUCK ME IN AT NIGHT. WELL, I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND

957. TO TUCK ME IN AT NIGHT. WELL, I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND SOMEBODY.

958. WELL, I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND SOMEBODY. OH, NO, I GOT SOMEONE.

959. SOMEBODY. OH, NO, I GOT SOMEONE. I AM DEEP INTO A THING WITH AN

960. OH, NO, I GOT SOMEONE. I AM DEEP INTO A THING WITH AN INCARCERATED VICE PRINCIPAL

961. I AM DEEP INTO A THING WITH AN INCARCERATED VICE PRINCIPAL NAMED ALLEN.

962. INCARCERATED VICE PRINCIPAL NAMED ALLEN. WHO WAS IN THE WRONG PLACE AT

963. NAMED ALLEN. WHO WAS IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME.

964. WHO WAS IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME.

965. THE WRONG TIME. I'M SURE HE WAS, SO, BARB, DO

966. I'M SURE HE WAS, SO, BARB, DO YOU THINK MATTEL WILL EVER

967. I'M SURE HE WAS, SO, BARB, DO YOU THINK MATTEL WILL EVER CHOOSE YOU AS A NEW BARBIE?

968. YOU THINK MATTEL WILL EVER CHOOSE YOU AS A NEW BARBIE? YOU KNOW, MY GUT SAYS I WAS

969. CHOOSE YOU AS A NEW BARBIE? YOU KNOW, MY GUT SAYS I WAS ON THE SHORT LIST.

970. YOU KNOW, MY GUT SAYS I WAS ON THE SHORT LIST. SO NEXT GO 'ROUND, I DON'T KNOW,

971. ON THE SHORT LIST. SO NEXT GO 'ROUND, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE I'LL LOSE SOME

972. SO NEXT GO 'ROUND, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE I'LL LOSE SOME ACCESSORIES.

973. MAYBE I'LL LOSE SOME ACCESSORIES. SLEEP APNEA MACHINE.

974. ACCESSORIES. SLEEP APNEA MACHINE.

975. SLEEP APNEA MACHINE. THE BINDER FULL OF COUPONS,

976. THE BINDER FULL OF COUPONS, MAYBE.

977. THE BINDER FULL OF COUPONS, MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW, LOSE THE OUTDOOR

978. MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW, LOSE THE OUTDOOR CAT WITH HEART PROBLEMS.

979. I DON'T KNOW, LOSE THE OUTDOOR CAT WITH HEART PROBLEMS. I MAY NOT BE MALIBU BARBIE, BUT

980. CAT WITH HEART PROBLEMS. I MAY NOT BE MALIBU BARBIE, BUT I'M STURDY BARBIE AND I'M GOING

981. I MAY NOT BE MALIBU BARBIE, BUT I'M STURDY BARBIE AND I'M GOING TO GET ON THE SHELVES.

982. I'M STURDY BARBIE AND I'M GOING TO GET ON THE SHELVES. > PIZZA HEAD IS GIVING AWAY

983. TO GET ON THE SHELVES. > PIZZA HEAD IS GIVING AWAY PIZZAS THAT LOOK LIKE EDIBLE

984. > PIZZA HEAD IS GIVING AWAY PIZZAS THAT LOOK LIKE EDIBLE GOLD MEDALS.

985. PIZZAS THAT LOOK LIKE EDIBLE GOLD MEDALS. > THIS MONTH MARKS THE

986. GOLD MEDALS. > THIS MONTH MARKS THE BEGINNING OF A LOT OF WHITE NEWS

987. > THIS MONTH MARKS THE BEGINNING OF A LOT OF WHITE NEWS ANCHORS TELLING YOU IT'S BLACK

988. BEGINNING OF A LOT OF WHITE NEWS ANCHORS TELLING YOU IT'S BLACK HISTORY MONTH.

989. ANCHORS TELLING YOU IT'S BLACK HISTORY MONTH.

990. HISTORY MONTH. THIS WEEK MARKS THE BEGINNING

991. THIS WEEK MARKS THE BEGINNING OF BLACK HISTORY MONTH.

992. THIS WEEK MARKS THE BEGINNING OF BLACK HISTORY MONTH.

993. OF BLACK HISTORY MONTH. AT THE MOST YOU HAVE TO SIT

994. AT THE MOST YOU HAVE TO SIT THROUGH A FEW MLK COMMERCIALS.

995. AT THE MOST YOU HAVE TO SIT THROUGH A FEW MLK COMMERCIALS. AND WHO IS THAT RACIST THAT WHEN

996. THROUGH A FEW MLK COMMERCIALS. AND WHO IS THAT RACIST THAT WHEN THEY WATCH 30 SECONDS OF "I HAVE

997. AND WHO IS THAT RACIST THAT WHEN THEY WATCH 30 SECONDS OF "I HAVE A DREAM" THEY'RE THINKING "PLAY

998. THEY WATCH 30 SECONDS OF "I HAVE A DREAM" THEY'RE THINKING "PLAY A WHITE SPEECH!"?

999. A DREAM" THEY'RE THINKING "PLAY A WHITE SPEECH!"?

1000. A WHITE SPEECH!"? BY THE WAY, IT'S LEAP YEAR.

1001. BY THE WAY, IT'S LEAP YEAR. SO THERE'S AN EXTRA DAY OF BLACK

1002. BY THE WAY, IT'S LEAP YEAR. SO THERE'S AN EXTRA DAY OF BLACK HISTORY MONTH AND I'M GOING TO

1003. SO THERE'S AN EXTRA DAY OF BLACK HISTORY MONTH AND I'M GOING TO USE IT TO HONOR THE 29th MOST

1004. HISTORY MONTH AND I'M GOING TO USE IT TO HONOR THE 29th MOST IMPORTANT BLACK PERSON IN

1005. USE IT TO HONOR THE 29th MOST IMPORTANT BLACK PERSON IN HISTORY, SCOTTIE PIPPEN.

1006. IMPORTANT BLACK PERSON IN HISTORY, SCOTTIE PIPPEN.

1007. HISTORY, SCOTTIE PIPPEN. A CALIFORNIA COMPANY HAS

1008. A CALIFORNIA COMPANY HAS CREATED A NEW MARIJUANA-BASED

1009. A CALIFORNIA COMPANY HAS CREATED A NEW MARIJUANA-BASED VAGINAL SUPPOSITORY TO HELP

1010. CREATED A NEW MARIJUANA-BASED VAGINAL SUPPOSITORY TO HELP WOMEN SUFFERING FROM MENSTRUAL

1011. VAGINAL SUPPOSITORY TO HELP WOMEN SUFFERING FROM MENSTRUAL PAIN.

1012. WOMEN SUFFERING FROM MENSTRUAL PAIN. AND IF YOU'RE LUCKY, IT MIGHT

1013. PAIN. AND IF YOU'RE LUCKY, IT MIGHT GIVE YOUR BOYFRIEND THE

1014. AND IF YOU'RE LUCKY, IT MIGHT GIVE YOUR BOYFRIEND THE MUNCHIES.

1015. GIVE YOUR BOYFRIEND THE MUNCHIES.

1016. MUNCHIES. FOLLOWING THE SUCCESS OF LAST

1017. FOLLOWING THE SUCCESS OF LAST LIVE", RUMORS

1018. FOLLOWING THE SUCCESS OF LAST LIVE", RUMORS ARE NOW CIRCULATING ABOUT A

1019. LIVE", RUMORS ARE NOW CIRCULATING ABOUT A POSSIBLE "DIRTY DANCING" LIVE,

1020. ARE NOW CIRCULATING ABOUT A POSSIBLE "DIRTY DANCING" LIVE, STARRING CHANNING TATUM.

1021. POSSIBLE "DIRTY DANCING" LIVE, STARRING CHANNING TATUM. HERE TO COMMENT IS OUR VERY OWN

1022. STARRING CHANNING TATUM. HERE TO COMMENT IS OUR VERY OWN JON RUDNITSKY.

1023. HERE TO COMMENT IS OUR VERY OWN JON RUDNITSKY.

1024. JON RUDNITSKY. HEY, COLIN.

1025. HEY, COLIN. HOW'S IT GOING?

1026. HEY, COLIN. HOW'S IT GOING? GREAT, HOW ARE YOU, JON.

1027. HOW'S IT GOING? GREAT, HOW ARE YOU, JON. SO NOW, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS

1028. GREAT, HOW ARE YOU, JON. SO NOW, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON "DIRTY DANCING" LIVE?

1029. SO NOW, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON "DIRTY DANCING" LIVE? I THINK IT'S A TRAVESTY.

1030. ON "DIRTY DANCING" LIVE? I THINK IT'S A TRAVESTY. CHANNING TATUM?

1031. I THINK IT'S A TRAVESTY. CHANNING TATUM? LIKE HE NEEDS THE WORK?

1032. CHANNING TATUM? LIKE HE NEEDS THE WORK? THIS IS THEATER.

1033. LIKE HE NEEDS THE WORK? THIS IS THEATER. ON TV.

1034. THIS IS THEATER. ON TV. A CHANCE FOR A REGULAR GUY SUCH

1035. ON TV. A CHANCE FOR A REGULAR GUY SUCH AS MYSELF TO TRULY SHINE.

1036. A CHANCE FOR A REGULAR GUY SUCH AS MYSELF TO TRULY SHINE. OKAY, WELL, YOU'RE NOT REALLY

1037. AS MYSELF TO TRULY SHINE. OKAY, WELL, YOU'RE NOT REALLY A REGULAR GUY.

1038. OKAY, WELL, YOU'RE NOT REALLY A REGULAR GUY. I MEAN, YOU'RE ON "SNL."

1039. A REGULAR GUY. I MEAN, YOU'RE ON "SNL." LITERALLY NOBODY KNOWS THAT,

1040. I MEAN, YOU'RE ON "SNL." LITERALLY NOBODY KNOWS THAT, COLIN.

1041. LITERALLY NOBODY KNOWS THAT, COLIN.

1042. COLIN. SO TO THE PRODUCERS OF "DIRTY

1043. SO TO THE PRODUCERS OF "DIRTY DANCING" LIVE, BEFORE YOU MAKE

1044. SO TO THE PRODUCERS OF "DIRTY DANCING" LIVE, BEFORE YOU MAKE ANY CASTING DECISIONS, YOU'RE

1045. DANCING" LIVE, BEFORE YOU MAKE ANY CASTING DECISIONS, YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO HOLD OFF.

1046. ANY CASTING DECISIONS, YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO HOLD OFF. BECAUSE I HAVE A BRAND NEW TAKE

1047. GONNA WANT TO HOLD OFF. BECAUSE I HAVE A BRAND NEW TAKE ON IT.

1048. BECAUSE I HAVE A BRAND NEW TAKE ON IT. BY THE WAY, ARE YOU WEARING A

1049. ON IT. BY THE WAY, ARE YOU WEARING A PATRICK SWAYZE WIG?

1050. BY THE WAY, ARE YOU WEARING A PATRICK SWAYZE WIG? MAYBE.

1051. PATRICK SWAYZE WIG? MAYBE. DON, HIT THE LIGHTS.

1052. MAYBE. DON, HIT THE LIGHTS. ♪ NOW I'VE HAD

1053. DON, HIT THE LIGHTS. ♪ NOW I'VE HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE

1054. AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU ♪

1055. ♪ YOU'RE THE ONE THING I CAN'T

1056. AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU ♪ ♪ HEY BABY ♪

1057. YOU MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW ♪ ♪ SO WE'LL JUST LET IT GO

1058. ♪ SO WE'LL JUST LET IT GO DON'T BE AFRAID

1059. DON'T BE AFRAID TO LOSE CONTROL, NO ♪

1060. TO LOSE CONTROL, NO ♪ ♪ BECAUSE I'VE HAD

1061. ♪ BECAUSE I'VE HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE

1062. NO, I NEVER FELT THIS WAY BEFORE ♪ ♪ YES I SWEAR

1063. THIS WAY BEFORE ♪ ♪ YES I SWEAR IT'S THE TRUTH

1064. AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I'VE HAD

1065. AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I'VE HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE

1066. AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU ♪ ♪ I'VE HAD THE

1067. AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU ♪ ♪ I'VE HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE

1068. NO, I NEVER FELT THIS WAY BEFORE ♪ ♪ YES I SWEAR

1069. THIS WAY BEFORE ♪ ♪ YES I SWEAR IT'S THE TRUTH

1070. AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU BECAUSE I'VE HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE ♪

1071. I'VE HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE ♪ NOW, JON, HAVE YOU SEEN

1072. NOW, JON, HAVE YOU SEEN "DIRTY DANCING"?

1073. NOW, JON, HAVE YOU SEEN "DIRTY DANCING"? I HAVE NOT!

1074. "DIRTY DANCING"? I HAVE NOT!

1075. I HAVE NOT! JON RUDNITSKY, EVERYONE.

1076. JON RUDNITSKY, EVERYONE. A BRITISH WOMAN IS DEMANDING

1077. JON RUDNITSKY, EVERYONE. A BRITISH WOMAN IS DEMANDING A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF KIT KATS,

1078. A BRITISH WOMAN IS DEMANDING A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF KIT KATS, AFTER SHE BIT INTO ONE OF THEIR

1079. A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF KIT KATS, AFTER SHE BIT INTO ONE OF THEIR CANDY BARS AND IT DIDN'T HAVE A

1080. AFTER SHE BIT INTO ONE OF THEIR CANDY BARS AND IT DIDN'T HAVE A WAFFER INSIDE.

1081. CANDY BARS AND IT DIDN'T HAVE A WAFFER INSIDE. IN RESPONSE, KIT KAT HAS ISSUED

1082. WAFFER INSIDE. IN RESPONSE, KIT KAT HAS ISSUED THIS STATEMENT —

1083. IN RESPONSE, KIT KAT HAS ISSUED THIS STATEMENT —

1084. THIS STATEMENT — HELLMANN'S HAS ANNOUNCED THAT

1085. HELLMANN'S HAS ANNOUNCED THAT IT IS RELEASING AN EGGLESS VEGAN

1086. HELLMANN'S HAS ANNOUNCED THAT IT IS RELEASING AN EGGLESS VEGAN VERSION OF ITS MAYONNAISE.

1087. IT IS RELEASING AN EGGLESS VEGAN VERSION OF ITS MAYONNAISE. HELLMAN'S IS CALLING THE PRODUCT

1088. VERSION OF ITS MAYONNAISE. HELLMAN'S IS CALLING THE PRODUCT "COLIN'S."

1089. HELLMAN'S IS CALLING THE PRODUCT "COLIN'S."

1090. "COLIN'S." IT'S HIS MONTH.

1091. IT'S HIS MONTH. OH, MAN.

1092. IT'S HIS MONTH. OH, MAN. THAT'S NOT NICE, DUDE.

1093. OH, MAN. THAT'S NOT NICE, DUDE. > A TEENAGER IN NEPAL SET A

1094. THAT'S NOT NICE, DUDE. > A TEENAGER IN NEPAL SET A NEW WORLD RECORD BY FITTING 130

1095. > A TEENAGER IN NEPAL SET A NEW WORLD RECORD BY FITTING 130 PENCILS IN HIS MOUTH.

1096. NEW WORLD RECORD BY FITTING 130 PENCILS IN HIS MOUTH. WHICH IS THE SAME TEST THEY USED

1097. PENCILS IN HIS MOUTH. WHICH IS THE SAME TEST THEY USED TO CAST THIS SEASON OF THE

1098. WHICH IS THE SAME TEST THEY USED TO CAST THIS SEASON OF THE BACHELOR.

1099. TO CAST THIS SEASON OF THE BACHELOR. > POLICE HAVE UNCOVERED MORE

1100. BACHELOR. > POLICE HAVE UNCOVERED MORE THAN $90,000 OF PARMESAN CHEESE.

1101. > POLICE HAVE UNCOVERED MORE THAN $90,000 OF PARMESAN CHEESE. HE WAS ABLE TO STEAL SO MUCH BY

1102. THAN $90,000 OF PARMESAN CHEESE. HE WAS ABLE TO STEAL SO MUCH BY NEVER SAYING WHEN.

1103. HE WAS ABLE TO STEAL SO MUCH BY NEVER SAYING WHEN. > THIS WEEK WAS FASHION WEEK

1104. NEVER SAYING WHEN. > THIS WEEK WAS FASHION WEEK IN NEW YORK.

1105. > THIS WEEK WAS FASHION WEEK IN NEW YORK. HERE TO COMMENT IS ZOO LANDER.

1106. IN NEW YORK. HERE TO COMMENT IS ZOO LANDER. WOW!

1107. HERE TO COMMENT IS ZOO LANDER. WOW! YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY, YOU

1108. WOW! YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY, YOU GUYS LOOK REALLY GREAT.

1109. YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY, YOU GUYS LOOK REALLY GREAT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY THAT.

1110. GUYS LOOK REALLY GREAT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY THAT. TELL US, WHAT'S THE LATEST

1111. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY THAT. TELL US, WHAT'S THE LATEST FROM FASHION WEEK.

1112. TELL US, WHAT'S THE LATEST FROM FASHION WEEK. WE'RE NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT

1113. FROM FASHION WEEK. WE'RE NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT FASHION, WE'RE HERE TO TALK

1114. WE'RE NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT FASHION, WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE ONE THING EVERYONE

1115. FASHION, WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE ONE THING EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR MALE MODELS TALK

1116. ABOUT THE ONE THING EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR MALE MODELS TALK ABOUT, POLITICS.

1117. WANTS TO HEAR MALE MODELS TALK ABOUT, POLITICS. OKAY, WELL, WHAT SPECIFICALLY

1118. ABOUT, POLITICS. OKAY, WELL, WHAT SPECIFICALLY ABOUT POLITICS?

1119. OKAY, WELL, WHAT SPECIFICALLY ABOUT POLITICS? POLITICS.

1120. ABOUT POLITICS? POLITICS. HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THE

1121. POLITICS. HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THE CANDIDATES?

1122. HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THE CANDIDATES? WELL, AS YOU KNOW, THEY JUST

1123. CANDIDATES? WELL, AS YOU KNOW, THEY JUST HAD THE IOWA COUSCOUS.

1124. WELL, AS YOU KNOW, THEY JUST HAD THE IOWA COUSCOUS. WHICH I SKIPPED BECAUSE I DON'T

1125. HAD THE IOWA COUSCOUS. WHICH I SKIPPED BECAUSE I DON'T EAT CARBS.

1126. WHICH I SKIPPED BECAUSE I DON'T EAT CARBS. WELL, THE BIG STORY WAS THAT

1127. EAT CARBS. WELL, THE BIG STORY WAS THAT HILLARY CLINTON WON IN IOWA.

1128. WELL, THE BIG STORY WAS THAT HILLARY CLINTON WON IN IOWA. YOU KNOW, HILLARY'S FROM THE

1129. HILLARY CLINTON WON IN IOWA. YOU KNOW, HILLARY'S FROM THE '90s, WHICH ARE VERY HOT RIGHT

1130. YOU KNOW, HILLARY'S FROM THE '90s, WHICH ARE VERY HOT RIGHT NOW.

1131. '90s, WHICH ARE VERY HOT RIGHT NOW. SO HOT.

1132. NOW. SO HOT. THEY REMADE THE X-FILES, FULL

1133. SO HOT. THEY REMADE THE X-FILES, FULL HOUSE AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU

1134. THEY REMADE THE X-FILES, FULL HOUSE AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS ON THE NEWS TUESDAY,

1135. HOUSE AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS ON THE NEWS TUESDAY, BUT O.J. SIMPSON KILLED AGAIN.

1136. SAW THIS ON THE NEWS TUESDAY, BUT O.J. SIMPSON KILLED AGAIN. HILLARY STYLE REMINDS ME OF

1137. BUT O.J. SIMPSON KILLED AGAIN. HILLARY STYLE REMINDS ME OF ONE OF MY ALL TIME FASHION

1138. HILLARY STYLE REMINDS ME OF ONE OF MY ALL TIME FASHION ICONS, KIM JONG- UN.

1139. ONE OF MY ALL TIME FASHION ICONS, KIM JONG- UN.

1140. ICONS, KIM JONG- UN. NOT TO NAME DROP, BUT I'M PRETTY

1141. NOT TO NAME DROP, BUT I'M PRETTY GOOD FRIENDS WITH HIS SISTER,

1142. NOT TO NAME DROP, BUT I'M PRETTY GOOD FRIENDS WITH HIS SISTER, KIM KARDASHI-UN.

1143. GOOD FRIENDS WITH HIS SISTER, KIM KARDASHI-UN.

1144. KIM KARDASHI-UN. ALL RIGHT, WELL WHAT ABOUT

1145. ALL RIGHT, WELL WHAT ABOUT BERNIE SANDERS?

1146. ALL RIGHT, WELL WHAT ABOUT BERNIE SANDERS? BERNIE IS THE CHAMPION OF THE

1147. BERNIE SANDERS? BERNIE IS THE CHAMPION OF THE 99%.

1148. BERNIE IS THE CHAMPION OF THE 99%. APPARENTLY 99% OFF AT

1149. 99%. APPARENTLY 99% OFF AT J.C. PENNEYS.

1150. APPARENTLY 99% OFF AT J.C. PENNEYS. YEAH, LOOK AT THAT SUIT.

1151. J.C. PENNEYS. YEAH, LOOK AT THAT SUIT. HEY, CHERNOBYL CALLED THEY WANT

1152. YEAH, LOOK AT THAT SUIT. HEY, CHERNOBYL CALLED THEY WANT THEIR DISASTER BACK.

1153. HEY, CHERNOBYL CALLED THEY WANT THEIR DISASTER BACK.

1154. THEIR DISASTER BACK. YEAH, AND THEN CHERNOBYL

1155. YEAH, AND THEN CHERNOBYL CALLED BACK AND THEY WERE LIKE,

1156. YEAH, AND THEN CHERNOBYL CALLED BACK AND THEY WERE LIKE, "LOOK AT THAT SUIT."

1157. CALLED BACK AND THEY WERE LIKE, "LOOK AT THAT SUIT."

1158. "LOOK AT THAT SUIT." YOU KNOW, BUT BERNIE'S

1159. YOU KNOW, BUT BERNIE'S GETTING A LOT OF YOUNG PEOPLE TO

1160. YOU KNOW, BUT BERNIE'S GETTING A LOT OF YOUNG PEOPLE TO VOTE.

1161. GETTING A LOT OF YOUNG PEOPLE TO VOTE. BUT REMEMBER KIDS, VOTING CAN BE

1162. VOTE. BUT REMEMBER KIDS, VOTING CAN BE DANGEROUS.

1163. BUT REMEMBER KIDS, VOTING CAN BE DANGEROUS. ONE TIME I WAS VOTING AND

1164. DANGEROUS. ONE TIME I WAS VOTING AND SUDDENLY THE BOOTH CAVED IN ON

1165. ONE TIME I WAS VOTING AND SUDDENLY THE BOOTH CAVED IN ON ME AND I WAS FALLING AND FALLING

1166. SUDDENLY THE BOOTH CAVED IN ON ME AND I WAS FALLING AND FALLING INTO THIS SWIRLING VORTEX OF

1167. ME AND I WAS FALLING AND FALLING INTO THIS SWIRLING VORTEX OF LIGHT.

1168. INTO THIS SWIRLING VORTEX OF LIGHT. WHEN SUDDENLY I REALIZED,

1169. LIGHT. WHEN SUDDENLY I REALIZED, HANSEL, HAVEN'T YOU BEEN

1170. WHEN SUDDENLY I REALIZED, HANSEL, HAVEN'T YOU BEEN DRINKING AYAHUASCA FOR SIX

1171. HANSEL, HAVEN'T YOU BEEN DRINKING AYAHUASCA FOR SIX STRAIGHT DAYS?

1172. DRINKING AYAHUASCA FOR SIX STRAIGHT DAYS? AND COULDN'T SOME OF THIS MAYBE

1173. STRAIGHT DAYS? AND COULDN'T SOME OF THIS MAYBE BE IN YOUR HEAD.

1174. AND COULDN'T SOME OF THIS MAYBE BE IN YOUR HEAD. IT WAS?

1175. BE IN YOUR HEAD. IT WAS? TURNS OUT I CAN'T EVEN VOTE.

1176. IT WAS? TURNS OUT I CAN'T EVEN VOTE. I'M A FELON.

1177. TURNS OUT I CAN'T EVEN VOTE. I'M A FELON.

1178. I'M A FELON. COOL STORY, HANSEL.

1179. COOL STORY, HANSEL. NEXT, WE'VE GOT TOM CRUISE.

1180. COOL STORY, HANSEL. NEXT, WE'VE GOT TOM CRUISE.

1181. NEXT, WE'VE GOT TOM CRUISE. TERRIBLE PHOTO OF TOM.

1182. TERRIBLE PHOTO OF TOM. YEAH, HE HAS TOTALLY LET

1183. TERRIBLE PHOTO OF TOM. YEAH, HE HAS TOTALLY LET HIMSELF GO.

1184. YEAH, HE HAS TOTALLY LET HIMSELF GO.

1185. HIMSELF GO. THIS IS A REAL "MISSION

1186. THIS IS A REAL "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE" FOR HIS STYLIST.

1187. THIS IS A REAL "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE" FOR HIS STYLIST.

1188. IMPOSSIBLE" FOR HIS STYLIST. MAKES ME WANT TO KEEP MY

1189. MAKES ME WANT TO KEEP MY "EYES WIDE SHUT."

1190. MAKES ME WANT TO KEEP MY "EYES WIDE SHUT."

1191. "EYES WIDE SHUT." YEAH, HE SHOULD TAKE "TOP

1192. YEAH, HE SHOULD TAKE "TOP GUN" AND DO SOME "RISKY

1193. YEAH, HE SHOULD TAKE "TOP GUN" AND DO SOME "RISKY BUSINESS" WITH A "COCKTAIL."

1194. GUN" AND DO SOME "RISKY BUSINESS" WITH A "COCKTAIL."

1195. BUSINESS" WITH A "COCKTAIL." JERRY MAGUIRE.

1196. JERRY MAGUIRE. GUYS, THAT'S NOT TOM CRUISE,

1197. JERRY MAGUIRE. GUYS, THAT'S NOT TOM CRUISE, IT'S TED CRUZ WITH A "Z."

1198. GUYS, THAT'S NOT TOM CRUISE, IT'S TED CRUZ WITH A "Z." TED CRUZ?

1199. IT'S TED CRUZ WITH A "Z." TED CRUZ? THAT ISN'T EVEN A NAME.

1200. TED CRUZ? THAT ISN'T EVEN A NAME. COME ON, TRY TO KEEP UP, OLD

1201. THAT ISN'T EVEN A NAME. COME ON, TRY TO KEEP UP, OLD TIMER.

1202. COME ON, TRY TO KEEP UP, OLD TIMER. YEAH.

1203. TIMER. YEAH. WHY DON'T YOU POP A XANAX AND

1204. YEAH. WHY DON'T YOU POP A XANAX AND CHILL LIKE YOUR BUDDY LESTER

1205. WHY DON'T YOU POP A XANAX AND CHILL LIKE YOUR BUDDY LESTER HOLT.

1206. CHILL LIKE YOUR BUDDY LESTER HOLT.

1207. HOLT. ALL RIGHT.

1208. ALL RIGHT. NOW, I HESITATE TO ASK YOU GUYS

1209. ALL RIGHT. NOW, I HESITATE TO ASK YOU GUYS THIS, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF

1210. NOW, I HESITATE TO ASK YOU GUYS THIS, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF TRUMP?

1211. THIS, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF TRUMP? WE LOVE HIM.

1212. TRUMP? WE LOVE HIM. HE'S JUST LIKE US, HE HAS THE

1213. WE LOVE HIM. HE'S JUST LIKE US, HE HAS THE CLASSIC MALE MODEL LOOKS.

1214. HE'S JUST LIKE US, HE HAS THE CLASSIC MALE MODEL LOOKS. YOU MEAN LIKE BLUE STEAL?

1215. CLASSIC MALE MODEL LOOKS. YOU MEAN LIKE BLUE STEAL? DONNY HAS ORANGE MOCHA

1216. YOU MEAN LIKE BLUE STEAL? DONNY HAS ORANGE MOCHA CRAPACCINO.

1217. DONNY HAS ORANGE MOCHA CRAPACCINO. THIS ONE'S CALLED HOT MESS.

1218. CRAPACCINO. THIS ONE'S CALLED HOT MESS. AFTER IOWA, HE'S GOT A NEW

1219. THIS ONE'S CALLED HOT MESS. AFTER IOWA, HE'S GOT A NEW SIGNATURE LOOK.

1220. AFTER IOWA, HE'S GOT A NEW SIGNATURE LOOK. DEREK ZOOLANDER AND HANSEL,

1221. SIGNATURE LOOK. DEREK ZOOLANDER AND HANSEL, EVERYONE.

1222. DEREK ZOOLANDER AND HANSEL, EVERYONE. > FOR WEEKEND UPDATE, I'M

1223. EVERYONE. > FOR WEEKEND UPDATE, I'M MICHAEL JOSTE.

1224. > FOR WEEKEND UPDATE, I'M MICHAEL JOSTE. I

1225. > OKAY, GUYS, WELCOME TO INTRO TO SONG WRITING, I'M JASON. ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED?

1226. ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED? ♪ YES WE ARE ♪ YES, I LOVE THAT EXCITEMENT.

1227. YES, I LOVE THAT EXCITEMENT. YOU GUYS ROCK. THAT'S A COOL HAIRCUT, MAN.

1228. YOU GUYS ROCK. THAT'S A COOL HAIRCUT, MAN. THANKS.

1229. THAT'S A COOL HAIRCUT, MAN. THANKS. SO TODAY'S CLASS IS ABOUT

1230. THANKS. SO TODAY'S CLASS IS ABOUT LYRICS, WHAT DO MOST SONG LYRICS

1231. SO TODAY'S CLASS IS ABOUT LYRICS, WHAT DO MOST SONG LYRICS HAVE IN COMMON?

1232. LYRICS, WHAT DO MOST SONG LYRICS HAVE IN COMMON? THEY RHYME?

1233. HAVE IN COMMON? THEY RHYME? YES, TED.

1234. THEY RHYME? YES, TED. I WANT TO START WITH A FUNNY,

1235. YES, TED. I WANT TO START WITH A FUNNY, BASIC SILLY EXERCISE TO SHOW HOW

1236. I WANT TO START WITH A FUNNY, BASIC SILLY EXERCISE TO SHOW HOW VISUALIZING THE WORLD OF A SONG

1237. BASIC SILLY EXERCISE TO SHOW HOW VISUALIZING THE WORLD OF A SONG CAN HELP US RHYME.

1238. VISUALIZING THE WORLD OF A SONG CAN HELP US RHYME. WE'RE GOING TO START UP —

1239. CAN HELP US RHYME. WE'RE GOING TO START UP — COOL DRUMS.

1240. WE'RE GOING TO START UP — COOL DRUMS. THANKS, RUSS.

1241. COOL DRUMS. THANKS, RUSS. DON'T MENTION IT.

1242. THANKS, RUSS. DON'T MENTION IT. I APPRECIATE IT.

1243. DON'T MENTION IT. I APPRECIATE IT. WE'RE GOING TO SING A SONG ABOUT

1244. I APPRECIATE IT. WE'RE GOING TO SING A SONG ABOUT A CLASS AS A FOREST.

1245. WE'RE GOING TO SING A SONG ABOUT A CLASS AS A FOREST. I WANT YOU ALL TO VISUALIZE A

1246. A CLASS AS A FOREST. I WANT YOU ALL TO VISUALIZE A FOREST.

1247. I WANT YOU ALL TO VISUALIZE A FOREST. WILLOW, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A

1248. FOREST. WILLOW, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A LYRIC, YOU HAVE TO FINISH IT,

1249. WILLOW, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A LYRIC, YOU HAVE TO FINISH IT, OKAY?

1250. LYRIC, YOU HAVE TO FINISH IT, OKAY? PLEASE DON'T.

1251. OKAY? PLEASE DON'T. THIS IS EASY.

1252. PLEASE DON'T. THIS IS EASY. ♪ I SEE AN ANIMAL WALKING NEAR,

1253. THIS IS EASY. ♪ I SEE AN ANIMAL WALKING NEAR, GREAT BIG ANTLERS IT'S A —

1254. GREAT BIG ANTLERS IT'S A — DEER ♪ VERY GOOD.

1255. DEER ♪ VERY GOOD. ¶?

1256. VERY GOOD. ¶? THE CREEK I SEE A FROG WATCH AS

1257. HE LEAPS OVER THE — FROG HOUSE ♪ NO, NOT FROG HOUSE, I LOVE

1258. FROG HOUSE ♪ NO, NOT FROG HOUSE, I LOVE THE CREATIVITY, BUT TRY TO FIND

1259. NO, NOT FROG HOUSE, I LOVE THE CREATIVITY, BUT TRY TO FIND THE RHYME, READY?

1260. THE CREATIVITY, BUT TRY TO FIND THE RHYME, READY? ♪ IN THE CREEK I SEE A FROG

1261. THE RHYME, READY? ♪ IN THE CREEK I SEE A FROG WATCH AS HE LEAPS OVER THAT.

1262. WATCH AS HE LEAPS OVER THAT. TALL FROG BUILDING ♪ YOU'RE OVERCOMPLICATING IT,

1263. TALL FROG BUILDING ♪ YOU'RE OVERCOMPLICATING IT, BUD WHERE'S THE FROG.

1264. YOU'RE OVERCOMPLICATING IT, BUD WHERE'S THE FROG. HIS HOUSE.

1265. BUD WHERE'S THE FROG. HIS HOUSE. OKAY, BUT WHERE IS HIS HOUSE.

1266. HIS HOUSE. OKAY, BUT WHERE IS HIS HOUSE. THE WORD WAS LOG.

1267. OKAY, BUT WHERE IS HIS HOUSE. THE WORD WAS LOG. WE'RE GOING TO DO A NEW ONE.

1268. THE WORD WAS LOG. WE'RE GOING TO DO A NEW ONE. ♪ BUZZ BUZZ IT'S A SWARM OF —

1269. WE'RE GOING TO DO A NEW ONE. ♪ BUZZ BUZZ IT'S A SWARM OF — FROGS IN TINY HELICOPTERS.

1270. FROGS IN TINY HELICOPTERS. WHAT'S WITH YOU IN FROGS? I'M VISUALIZING THE WORLD IS

1271. WHAT'S WITH YOU IN FROGS? I'M VISUALIZING THE WORLD IS A FROG-HATTEN.

1272. I'M VISUALIZING THE WORLD IS A FROG-HATTEN. ♪ BUZZ BUZZ UP IN THE TREES OH,

1273. A FROG-HATTEN. ♪ BUZZ BUZZ UP IN THE TREES OH, NO IT'S A —

1274. NO IT'S A — THE RISE OF THE TOAD ♪ I SAID NO FROGS, BUD.

1275. THE RISE OF THE TOAD ♪ I SAID NO FROGS, BUD. I KNOW, THE TOADS INVADED

1276. I SAID NO FROGS, BUD. I KNOW, THE TOADS INVADED FROGHATTAN AND KILLED THE FROGS.

1277. I KNOW, THE TOADS INVADED FROGHATTAN AND KILLED THE FROGS. THE WORD WAS BEES.

1278. FROGHATTAN AND KILLED THE FROGS. THE WORD WAS BEES. BRAND NEW SONG ABOUT A FUN DAY

1279. THE WORD WAS BEES. BRAND NEW SONG ABOUT A FUN DAY AT THE BEACH.

1280. BRAND NEW SONG ABOUT A FUN DAY AT THE BEACH. BUT THE TOADS CLOSED ALL THE

1281. AT THE BEACH. BUT THE TOADS CLOSED ALL THE BEACHES BECAUSE THEY'RE AT WAR.

1282. BUT THE TOADS CLOSED ALL THE BEACHES BECAUSE THEY'RE AT WAR. YOU'RE LEGITIMATELY TALENTED.

1283. BEACHES BECAUSE THEY'RE AT WAR. YOU'RE LEGITIMATELY TALENTED. ♪ GOING TO THE BEACH, GONNA HAVE

1284. YOU'RE LEGITIMATELY TALENTED. ♪ GOING TO THE BEACH, GONNA HAVE FUN SPENDING THE DAY UNDER

1285. FUN SPENDING THE DAY UNDER THE — SEE I KNOW IT'S SUN, BUT I

1286. THE — SEE I KNOW IT'S SUN, BUT I WANT TO SAY SHADOW OF THE TOADS

1287. SEE I KNOW IT'S SUN, BUT I WANT TO SAY SHADOW OF THE TOADS WARSHIPS.

1288. WANT TO SAY SHADOW OF THE TOADS WARSHIPS. WHO ARE THE TOADS ENEMIES

1289. WARSHIPS. WHO ARE THE TOADS ENEMIES SINCE THE FROGS ARE GONE?

1290. WHO ARE THE TOADS ENEMIES SINCE THE FROGS ARE GONE? THE IGUANAS MAN.

1291. SINCE THE FROGS ARE GONE? THE IGUANAS MAN. AND THE IGUANA'S WANT TO CRUSH

1292. THE IGUANAS MAN. AND THE IGUANA'S WANT TO CRUSH THE TOADS.

1293. AND THE IGUANA'S WANT TO CRUSH THE TOADS. IGUANA.

1294. THE TOADS. IGUANA. GIVE ME THAT GUITAR, I'M GOING

1295. IGUANA. GIVE ME THAT GUITAR, I'M GOING TO WRITE MY OPEN.

1296. GIVE ME THAT GUITAR, I'M GOING TO WRITE MY OPEN. ♪ HERE'S THE FROGS UNDER THE

1297. TO WRITE MY OPEN. ♪ HERE'S THE FROGS UNDER THE TREES —

1298. AND NOW THE SUPER BOWL GREETING FROM CAM NEWTON AND PEYTON MANNING.

1299. PEYTON MANNING. HEY THERE PEYTON.

1300. HEY THERE PEYTON. HEY THERE CAM. ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG

1301. HEY THERE CAM. ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG GAME TOMORROW?

1302. ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG GAME TOMORROW? I MEAN, NOT PHYSICALLY, BUT

1303. GAME TOMORROW? I MEAN, NOT PHYSICALLY, BUT OTHERWISE SURE.

1304. I MEAN, NOT PHYSICALLY, BUT OTHERWISE SURE. WHAT A SPECIAL MATCHUP IT'S

1305. OTHERWISE SURE. WHAT A SPECIAL MATCHUP IT'S GOING TO BE, HUH?

1306. WHAT A SPECIAL MATCHUP IT'S GOING TO BE, HUH? ♪ EBONY AND IVORY FACING OFF IN

1307. SUPER BOWL 50 ♪ THE MEDIA COVERAGE WAS INTERESTING THIS WEEK TOO.

1308. THE MEDIA COVERAGE WAS INTERESTING THIS WEEK TOO. YEAH, I'M JUST TRYING TO

1309. INTERESTING THIS WEEK TOO. YEAH, I'M JUST TRYING TO ENJOY THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE, YOU

1310. YEAH, I'M JUST TRYING TO ENJOY THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE, YOU KNOW.

1311. ENJOY THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE, YOU KNOW. I'VE BEEN SMILING ALL WEEK,

1312. KNOW. I'VE BEEN SMILING ALL WEEK, GIVING PEOPLE HIGH FIVES.

1313. I'VE BEEN SMILING ALL WEEK, GIVING PEOPLE HIGH FIVES. THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

1314. GIVING PEOPLE HIGH FIVES. THAT SOUNDS GREAT. AND WHEN YOU DID THAT, DID

1315. THAT SOUNDS GREAT. AND WHEN YOU DID THAT, DID THEY ACCUSE YOU OF SHOW BOATING?

1316. AND WHEN YOU DID THAT, DID THEY ACCUSE YOU OF SHOW BOATING? AND CALL YOU A THUG?

1317. THEY ACCUSE YOU OF SHOW BOATING? AND CALL YOU A THUG? NO, NOT REALLY.

1318. AND CALL YOU A THUG? NO, NOT REALLY. MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE —

1319. MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE — ♪ EBONY AND IVORY ♪ ♪ IN THE PRESS THERE'S A REAL

1320. DISCREPANCY ♪ WELL, I WILL SAY, I DID GET A COUPLE TOUGH QUESTIONS FROM

1321. WELL, I WILL SAY, I DID GET A COUPLE TOUGH QUESTIONS FROM REPORTERS TOO.

1322. COUPLE TOUGH QUESTIONS FROM REPORTERS TOO. TOUGH QUESTIONS?

1323. REPORTERS TOO. TOUGH QUESTIONS? YES, SIR.

1324. TOUGH QUESTIONS? YES, SIR. THAT'S A SHAME.

1325. YES, SIR. THAT'S A SHAME. I GOT ANGRY LETTERS FROM MOTHERS

1326. THAT'S A SHAME. I GOT ANGRY LETTERS FROM MOTHERS IN TENNESSEE BECAUSE I DANCE TOO

1327. I GOT ANGRY LETTERS FROM MOTHERS IN TENNESSEE BECAUSE I DANCE TOO MUCH.

1328. IN TENNESSEE BECAUSE I DANCE TOO MUCH. WELL, YOU DO CELEBRATE A LOT

1329. MUCH. WELL, YOU DO CELEBRATE A LOT MORE THAN ME.

1330. WELL, YOU DO CELEBRATE A LOT MORE THAN ME. 'CAUSE I HAD 45 TOUCHDOWNS

1331. MORE THAN ME. 'CAUSE I HAD 45 TOUCHDOWNS AND YOU HAD LIKE THREE.

1332. 'CAUSE I HAD 45 TOUCHDOWNS AND YOU HAD LIKE THREE.

1333. AND YOU HAD LIKE THREE. IT WAS NINE.

1334. IT WAS NINE. AND HOW MANY INTERCEPTIONS?

1335. IT WAS NINE. AND HOW MANY INTERCEPTIONS? I DON'T THINK THEY KEEP STATS

1336. AND HOW MANY INTERCEPTIONS? I DON'T THINK THEY KEEP STATS ON THAT ANY MORE.

1337. I DON'T THINK THEY KEEP STATS ON THAT ANY MORE. LOOK, A LOT OF QUARTERBACKS

1338. ON THAT ANY MORE. LOOK, A LOT OF QUARTERBACKS GET IN TROUBLE TOO.

1339. LOOK, A LOT OF QUARTERBACKS GET IN TROUBLE TOO. THE BROWNS JUST RELEASED

1340. GET IN TROUBLE TOO. THE BROWNS JUST RELEASED JOHNNY MANZIEL.

1341. THE BROWNS JUST RELEASED JOHNNY MANZIEL. AND ALL HE DID WAS GET DRUNK,

1342. JOHNNY MANZIEL. AND ALL HE DID WAS GET DRUNK, MISS PRACTICE AND GET ACCUSED OF

1343. AND ALL HE DID WAS GET DRUNK, MISS PRACTICE AND GET ACCUSED OF ASSAULTING HIS GIRLFRIEND.

1344. MISS PRACTICE AND GET ACCUSED OF ASSAULTING HIS GIRLFRIEND. HE DID DO THE ONE THING THAT

1345. ASSAULTING HIS GIRLFRIEND. HE DID DO THE ONE THING THAT WOULD SAVE HIM, WIN.

1346. HE DID DO THE ONE THING THAT WOULD SAVE HIM, WIN. ♪ EBONY AND IVORY.

1347. WOULD SAVE HIM, WIN. ♪ EBONY AND IVORY. WHY WOULD ANYONE BE AFRAID OF

1348. WHY WOULD ANYONE BE AFRAID OF ME ♪ ♪ I DO ASK FOR GREEK YOGURT AND

1349. IS LIKE WAY CREEPY ♪ WHAT IS UP WITH THAT PAPA

1350. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT PAPA JOHN GUY.

1351. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT PAPA JOHN GUY. DUDE, I HAVE NO IDEA,

1352. JOHN GUY. DUDE, I HAVE NO IDEA, THE OTHER DAY I WALKED IN ON THE

1353. DUDE, I HAVE NO IDEA, THE OTHER DAY I WALKED IN ON THE GUY, HE WAS KISSING ONE OF HIS

1354. THE OTHER DAY I WALKED IN ON THE GUY, HE WAS KISSING ONE OF HIS PIZZAS.

1355. GUY, HE WAS KISSING ONE OF HIS PIZZAS. I ACTUALLY HEARD HIM WHISPER TO

1356. PIZZAS. I ACTUALLY HEARD HIM WHISPER TO IT, LET'S GET YOU OUT OF THOSE

1357. I ACTUALLY HEARD HIM WHISPER TO IT, LET'S GET YOU OUT OF THOSE TOPPINGS.

1358. IT, LET'S GET YOU OUT OF THOSE TOPPINGS. OH!

1359. TOPPINGS. OH! YEAH, IT WAS WAY BAD, MAN.

1360. YEAH, IT WAS WAY BAD, MAN. LET'S JUST SAY THAT ♪ I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE LOST HIS

1361. I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE LOST HIS MIND ♪

1362. MIND ♪ NATIONWIDE?

1363. NATIONWIDE? YEAH, I GOT IT.

1364. NATIONWIDE? YEAH, I GOT IT. WELL, IF YOU DO RETIRE WE'RE

1365. YEAH, I GOT IT. WELL, IF YOU DO RETIRE WE'RE GOING TO MISS YOU PEYTON. YOU'RE

1366. WELL, IF YOU DO RETIRE WE'RE GOING TO MISS YOU PEYTON. YOU'RE ONE OF THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.

1367. GOING TO MISS YOU PEYTON. YOU'RE ONE OF THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. THANK YOU CAM.

1368. ONE OF THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. THANK YOU CAM. AND I KNOW WHATEVER HAPPENS, THE

1369. THANK YOU CAM. AND I KNOW WHATEVER HAPPENS, THE GAME IS IN GOOD HANDS WITH YOU.

1370. AND I KNOW WHATEVER HAPPENS, THE GAME IS IN GOOD HANDS WITH YOU. WE MAY NOT HAVE THE SAME STYLE,

1371. GAME IS IN GOOD HANDS WITH YOU. WE MAY NOT HAVE THE SAME STYLE, BUT I SURE DO LIKE YOURS A LOT.

1372. WE MAY NOT HAVE THE SAME STYLE, BUT I SURE DO LIKE YOURS A LOT. AWW, COME ON, LET'S SING THE

1373. BUT I SURE DO LIKE YOURS A LOT. AWW, COME ON, LET'S SING THE SONG.

1374. AWW, COME ON, LET'S SING THE SONG. ♪ EBONY AND IVORY WE'RE AS

1375. SONG. ♪ EBONY AND IVORY WE'RE AS DIFFERENT AS TWO QUARTERBACKS

1376. DIFFERENT AS TWO QUARTERBACKS CAN BE ♪ ♪ BUT THERE'S ONE THING UPON WE

1377. CAN BE ♪ ♪ BUT THERE'S ONE THING UPON WE CAN BOTH AGREE WE ARE NEVER

1378. GONNA SEE THAT CONCUSSION MOVIE ♪

1379. MOVIE ♪ HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, CAM, WHY

1380. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, CAM, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW US SOME OF YOUR

1381. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, CAM, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW US SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE MOVES THERE, CAM.

1382. DON'T YOU SHOW US SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE MOVES THERE, CAM. GO CAM, GO CAM.

1383. FAVORITE MOVES THERE, CAM. GO CAM, GO CAM. PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN

1384. GO CAM, GO CAM. PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM.

1385. PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM. YOU OKAY, MR. MANNING?

1386. SEE THEM. YOU OKAY, MR. MANNING? WE WERE JUST HAVING FUN.

1387. YOU OKAY, MR. MANNING? WE WERE JUST HAVING FUN. OKAY, BECAUSE EARLIER WE SAW

1388. WE WERE JUST HAVING FUN. OKAY, BECAUSE EARLIER WE SAW HIM GIVE A CHILD A LARGE BROWN

1389. OKAY, BECAUSE EARLIER WE SAW HIM GIVE A CHILD A LARGE BROWN GUN.

1390. HIM GIVE A CHILD A LARGE BROWN GUN. THAT WAS A FOOTBALL.

1391. ♪ AND HEY, WOULD YOU

1392. LIKE TO LOOK OUTSIDE SOMETIMES, NO ♪ ♪ I'M JUST WITH MY

1393. OUTSIDE SOMETIMES, NO ♪ ♪ I'M JUST WITH MY FRIENDS ONLINE

1394. AND THERE'S THINGS WE'D LIKE TO CHANGE ♪ ♪ NEXT THING YOU'LL FIND

1395. LIKE TO CHANGE ♪ ♪ NEXT THING YOU'LL FIND YOU'RE READING 'BOUT YOURSELF

1396. ON A PLANE FAME, WHAT A SHAME ♪ ♪ OH, WELL, JUST

1397. FAME, WHAT A SHAME ♪ ♪ OH, WELL, JUST KEEP LOOKING

1398. KEEP LOOKING LOOKING, LOOKING, LOOKING ♪ ♪ AND LOVE ME, YEAH

1399. LOOKING, LOOKING, LOOKING ♪ ♪ AND LOVE ME, YEAH IF THAT'S WHAT

1400. IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANNA DO, OH, YEAH ♪ ♪ AND LOVE ME, YEAH

1401. YOU WANNA DO, OH, YEAH ♪ ♪ AND LOVE ME, YEAH IF THAT'S WHAT

1402. IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANNA DO, OH, YEAH ♪ ♪ YOU'VE BEEN READING

1403. YOU WANNA DO, OH, YEAH ♪ ♪ YOU'VE BEEN READING 'BOUT YOURSELF

1404. ON A PLANE FAME FOR A CHANGE ♪ ♪ CAUGHT UP IN FASHION

1405. FAME FOR A CHANGE ♪ ♪ CAUGHT UP IN FASHION KARCRASHIAN PANACHE

1406. KARCRASHIAN PANACHE A BAG OF BASH FOR PASSION ♪ ♪ YOU'VE GOT A BEAUTIFUL

1407. A BAG OF BASH FOR PASSION ♪ ♪ YOU'VE GOT A BEAUTIFUL FACE BUT GOT

1408. FACE BUT GOT NOTHING TO SAY, OH! ♪ ♪ YOU LOOK FAMOUS

1409. NOTHING TO SAY, OH! ♪ ♪ YOU LOOK FAMOUS LET'S BE FRIENDS

1410. AND PORTRAY WE POSSESS FEELING IMPORTANT ♪ ♪ AND DO THE THINGS

1411. POSSESS FEELING IMPORTANT ♪ ♪ AND DO THE THINGS WE LIKE, MEANING

1412. WE'VE JUST COME TO REPRESENT A DECLINE IN THE STANDARDS ♪ ♪ ARE WHAT WE ACCEPT

1413. A DECLINE IN THE STANDARDS ♪ ♪ ARE WHAT WE ACCEPT YEAH, YEAH

1414. YEAH, YEAH YEAH, NO ♪ ♪ AND LOVE ME, YEAH, OH

1415. YEAH, NO ♪ ♪ AND LOVE ME, YEAH, OH IF THAT'S WHAT

1416. IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANNA DO, OH, YEAH ♪ ♪ AND LOVE ME, LOVE ME, YEAH

1417. YOU WANNA DO, OH, YEAH ♪ ♪ AND LOVE ME, LOVE ME, YEAH IF THAT'S WHAT

1418. IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANNA DO, OH, YEAH ♪ ♪ OH, SO SACK OFF

1419. YOU WANNA DO, OH, YEAH ♪ ♪ OH, SO SACK OFF YOUR CALENDAR

1420. GIVE IT TO THE PEOPLE BE THE MAN THAT ♪ ♪ GETS 'EM UP ON THEIR FEET

1421. BE THE MAN THAT ♪ ♪ GETS 'EM UP ON THEIR FEET SAY "OH, OH, OH, OH, OH"

1422. ALL RIGHT, YOU SAD SACKS, LAST CALL. EITHER YOU HOOK UP NOW OR GO

1423. LAST CALL. EITHER YOU HOOK UP NOW OR GO HOME AND TAKE CARE OF

1424. EITHER YOU HOOK UP NOW OR GO HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES.

1425. HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES. HEY, BARTENDER, GIVE ME A

1426. YOURSELVES. HEY, BARTENDER, GIVE ME A KENTUCKY NIGHTCAP.

1427. HEY, BARTENDER, GIVE ME A KENTUCKY NIGHTCAP. LIKE THE BOURBON WITH THE

1428. KENTUCKY NIGHTCAP. LIKE THE BOURBON WITH THE TYLENOL PM FLOATING IN IT.

1429. LIKE THE BOURBON WITH THE TYLENOL PM FLOATING IN IT.

1430. TYLENOL PM FLOATING IN IT. AND I'LL TAKE ANOTHER VODKA

1431. AND I'LL TAKE ANOTHER VODKA AND CHEDDAR.

1432. AND I'LL TAKE ANOTHER VODKA AND CHEDDAR.

1433. AND CHEDDAR. I MIGHT AS WELL.

1434. I MIGHT AS WELL. MY LIVER IS LOSING A JOUST TO A

1435. I MIGHT AS WELL. MY LIVER IS LOSING A JOUST TO A KNIGHT BY THE NAME OF

1436. MY LIVER IS LOSING A JOUST TO A KNIGHT BY THE NAME OF CIRRHOSIS.

1437. KNIGHT BY THE NAME OF CIRRHOSIS.

1438. CIRRHOSIS. OH, WOW, WOW!

1439. OH, WOW, WOW! LOOKS LIKE THERE'S ONE PICKLED

1440. OH, WOW, WOW! LOOKS LIKE THERE'S ONE PICKLED EGG STILL FLOATING AROUND IN THE

1441. LOOKS LIKE THERE'S ONE PICKLED EGG STILL FLOATING AROUND IN THE VINEGAR.

1442. EGG STILL FLOATING AROUND IN THE VINEGAR. YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU FISH ME

1443. VINEGAR. YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU FISH ME OUT, LAY ME DOWN ON A PLATE AND

1444. YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU FISH ME OUT, LAY ME DOWN ON A PLATE AND SEE IF YOU CAN GET PAST HOW I

1445. OUT, LAY ME DOWN ON A PLATE AND SEE IF YOU CAN GET PAST HOW I LOOK AND SMELL.

1446. SEE IF YOU CAN GET PAST HOW I LOOK AND SMELL.

1447. LOOK AND SMELL. PLEASE, I HAD STEW FOR

1448. PLEASE, I HAD STEW FOR DINNER THAT I WOULD LIKE TO STAY

1449. PLEASE, I HAD STEW FOR DINNER THAT I WOULD LIKE TO STAY DOWN.

1450. DINNER THAT I WOULD LIKE TO STAY DOWN. THANK YOU.

1451. DOWN. THANK YOU. MIND IF I SCOOT A LITTLE CLOSER,

1452. THANK YOU. MIND IF I SCOOT A LITTLE CLOSER, PAL?

1453. MIND IF I SCOOT A LITTLE CLOSER, PAL? THE SEAT I'M ON IS WET, AND IT

1454. PAL? THE SEAT I'M ON IS WET, AND IT IS MY FAULT.

1455. THE SEAT I'M ON IS WET, AND IT IS MY FAULT. COME ON OVER.

1456. IS MY FAULT. COME ON OVER. AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MIND THE

1457. COME ON OVER. AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MIND THE SMELL OF GARLIC.

1458. AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MIND THE SMELL OF GARLIC. I DID PUSH MY FACE INTO A PLATE

1459. SMELL OF GARLIC. I DID PUSH MY FACE INTO A PLATE OF LASAGNA EARLIER.

1460. I DID PUSH MY FACE INTO A PLATE OF LASAGNA EARLIER. THAT'S FUNNY.

1461. OF LASAGNA EARLIER. THAT'S FUNNY. IN HIGH SCHOOL, THEY CALLED ME

1462. THAT'S FUNNY. IN HIGH SCHOOL, THEY CALLED ME GARFIELD, BECAUSE I HATED

1463. IN HIGH SCHOOL, THEY CALLED ME GARFIELD, BECAUSE I HATED MONDAYS AND I HAD A TAIL.

1464. GARFIELD, BECAUSE I HATED MONDAYS AND I HAD A TAIL. WOW!

1465. MONDAYS AND I HAD A TAIL. WOW! YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE A

1466. WOW! YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE A MAN CONFUSED DOWN THERE.

1467. YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE A MAN CONFUSED DOWN THERE. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SWEETIE.

1468. MAN CONFUSED DOWN THERE. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SWEETIE. IT'S SHEILA SOVAGE.

1469. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SWEETIE. IT'S SHEILA SOVAGE. YOU CAN REMEMBER THAT, BECAUSE

1470. IT'S SHEILA SOVAGE. YOU CAN REMEMBER THAT, BECAUSE IF YOU MIX UP THE LETTERS IT

1471. YOU CAN REMEMBER THAT, BECAUSE IF YOU MIX UP THE LETTERS IT ALMOST SPELLS VAGASIL.

1472. IF YOU MIX UP THE LETTERS IT ALMOST SPELLS VAGASIL. WHAT'S YOUR HANDLE, BROTHER.

1473. ALMOST SPELLS VAGASIL. WHAT'S YOUR HANDLE, BROTHER. THEY CALL ME ACE CHUGGINS.

1474. WHAT'S YOUR HANDLE, BROTHER. THEY CALL ME ACE CHUGGINS. I'M WEARING ONE OF YOUR

1475. THEY CALL ME ACE CHUGGINS. I'M WEARING ONE OF YOUR BANDAGES RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I RAN

1476. I'M WEARING ONE OF YOUR BANDAGES RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I RAN OUT OF UNDERWEAR.

1477. BANDAGES RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I RAN OUT OF UNDERWEAR. YOU'RE THINKING OF A

1478. OUT OF UNDERWEAR. YOU'RE THINKING OF A DIFFERENT ACE.

1479. YOU'RE THINKING OF A DIFFERENT ACE. I WORK AS A BEFORE MODEL FOR

1480. DIFFERENT ACE. I WORK AS A BEFORE MODEL FOR TEETH WHITENING ADS.

1481. I WORK AS A BEFORE MODEL FOR TEETH WHITENING ADS. GET OUT.

1482. TEETH WHITENING ADS. GET OUT. I HAVE TEETH FOR NOW.

1483. GET OUT. I HAVE TEETH FOR NOW. THAT'S INSANITY.

1484. I HAVE TEETH FOR NOW. THAT'S INSANITY. I HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.

1485. THAT'S INSANITY. I HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU, I THOUGHT,

1486. I HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU, I THOUGHT, I'D HAVE TO PUT A PAPER BAG OVER

1487. WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU, I THOUGHT, I'D HAVE TO PUT A PAPER BAG OVER HER HEAD.

1488. I'D HAVE TO PUT A PAPER BAG OVER HER HEAD. NOW, I'M LIKE, I'LL JUST PUT HER

1489. HER HEAD. NOW, I'M LIKE, I'LL JUST PUT HER IN THE SHADOW.

1490. NOW, I'M LIKE, I'LL JUST PUT HER IN THE SHADOW. AND YOU HAD ME AT PAPER BAG

1491. IN THE SHADOW. AND YOU HAD ME AT PAPER BAG ON MY HEAD.

1492. AND YOU HAD ME AT PAPER BAG ON MY HEAD. WOW!

1493. ON MY HEAD. WOW! WE ARE CONNECTING BIG TIME.

1494. WOW! WE ARE CONNECTING BIG TIME. QUICK, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE

1495. WE ARE CONNECTING BIG TIME. QUICK, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

1496. QUICK, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? STRIPES.

1497. COLOR? STRIPES. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?

1498. STRIPES. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SMELL? NO FARTS.

1499. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SMELL? NO FARTS. ME TOO.

1500. NO FARTS. ME TOO. REALLY?

1501. ME TOO. REALLY? SOMETHING IS HAPPENING HERE.

1502. REALLY? SOMETHING IS HAPPENING HERE. OH, IT IS, IT IS HAPPENING.

1503. SOMETHING IS HAPPENING HERE. OH, IT IS, IT IS HAPPENING. YEAH, IT'S CALLED AN

1504. OH, IT IS, IT IS HAPPENING. YEAH, IT'S CALLED AN OUTBREAK.

1505. YEAH, IT'S CALLED AN OUTBREAK. AND IT'S TIME FOR YOU TWO ZIKA

1506. OUTBREAK. AND IT'S TIME FOR YOU TWO ZIKA VIRUSES TO MUTATE ON OUT OF

1507. AND IT'S TIME FOR YOU TWO ZIKA VIRUSES TO MUTATE ON OUT OF HERE.

1508. VIRUSES TO MUTATE ON OUT OF HERE. YOU HEARD THE MAN.

1509. HERE. YOU HEARD THE MAN. WHY DON'T WE GO BACK TO MY PLACE

1510. YOU HEARD THE MAN. WHY DON'T WE GO BACK TO MY PLACE AND SEE HOW MANY LAYS ARE LEFT

1511. WHY DON'T WE GO BACK TO MY PLACE AND SEE HOW MANY LAYS ARE LEFT IN THIS CRUMPLED OLD POTATO CHIP

1512. AND SEE HOW MANY LAYS ARE LEFT IN THIS CRUMPLED OLD POTATO CHIP BAG, HUH?

1513. IN THIS CRUMPLED OLD POTATO CHIP BAG, HUH? I BET YOU I CAN HAVE JUST ONE

1514. BAG, HUH? I BET YOU I CAN HAVE JUST ONE WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE JUST BOTH

1515. I BET YOU I CAN HAVE JUST ONE WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE JUST BOTH A TICKET TO THE KISS CONCERT?

1516. WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE JUST BOTH A TICKET TO THE KISS CONCERT? MY TONGUE'S NOT AS LONG AS

1517. A TICKET TO THE KISS CONCERT? MY TONGUE'S NOT AS LONG AS GENE SIMMONS.

1518. MY TONGUE'S NOT AS LONG AS GENE SIMMONS. BUT MY PENIS IS EVEN SHORTER.

1519. GENE SIMMONS. BUT MY PENIS IS EVEN SHORTER. LET'S DO THIS.

1520. BUT MY PENIS IS EVEN SHORTER. LET'S DO THIS. NO!

1521. LET'S DO THIS. NO!

1522. NO! WOW!

1523. WOW! THAT WAS JUST AMAZING.

1524. WOW! THAT WAS JUST AMAZING. I THINK YOU GAVE ME BLACK

1525. THAT WAS JUST AMAZING. I THINK YOU GAVE ME BLACK BALLS.

1526. I THINK YOU GAVE ME BLACK BALLS. YIKES.

1527. BALLS. YIKES. LOOKS LIKE THIS OLD EL CAMINO

1528. YIKES. LOOKS LIKE THIS OLD EL CAMINO HAS STALLED ON THE RAMP.

1529. LOOKS LIKE THIS OLD EL CAMINO HAS STALLED ON THE RAMP. HANG ON, MAYBE WE BETTER TAKE

1530. HAS STALLED ON THE RAMP. HANG ON, MAYBE WE BETTER TAKE IT INTO THE SHOP AND LOOK UNDER

1531. HANG ON, MAYBE WE BETTER TAKE IT INTO THE SHOP AND LOOK UNDER THE HOOD, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I

1532. IT INTO THE SHOP AND LOOK UNDER THE HOOD, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

1533. THE HOOD, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I THINK I DO.

1534. MEAN. I THINK I DO. HELLO.

1535. I THINK I DO. HELLO.

1536. HELLO. VROOM, VROOM, IT'S WORKING!

1537. THANKS TO THE 1975s. THANKS TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS.

1538. THANKS TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS. AND THIS MAN, THIS MAN.

1539. THANKS TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS. AND THIS MAN, THIS MAN.