1. Long ago, in a distant land,Copy !req
2. I, Aku, the shape-shifting
master of darkness,Copy !req
3. unleashed an unspeakable evil.Copy !req
4. But a foolish samurai warrior
wielding a magic swordCopy !req
5. stepped forth to oppose me.Copy !req
6. Before the final blow was struck,
I tore open a portal in timeCopy !req
7. and flung him into the future,
where my evil is law.Copy !req
8. Now the fool seeks to return to the pastCopy !req
9. and undo the future that is Aku.Copy !req
10. Pay up, sucker.Copy !req
11. You want something?Copy !req
12. Hot water, please.Copy !req
13. Huh?Copy !req
14. You got some kind of nerve.Copy !req
15. Hear what I'm saying? I'm talking to you!Copy !req
16. You got some gump coming in here.Copy !req
17. You know what I mean?Copy !req
18. Better finish that drink quick.Copy !req
19. 'Cause you might not live much longer.Copy !req
20. Aku's offering two googolplex
for your head.Copy !req
21. Two googolplex. That's a lot of money.Copy !req
22. And we aim to collect it.Copy !req
23. Right about now.Copy !req
24. Samurai Jack!Copy !req
25. This you?Copy !req
26. Yeah. Look like you.Copy !req
27. You're Samurai Jack?Copy !req
28. What a joke!Copy !req
29. This will be the easiest
googolplex I've ever made.Copy !req
30. Aah!Copy !req
31. Huh?Copy !req
32. (CUCKOO CLOCK DINGING)
Googolplex.Copy !req
33. Looks like there'll be no money for you,
crazy round man.Copy !req
34. Samurai Jack!Copy !req
35. You're mine!Copy !req
36. Ha ha!Copy !req
37. Aah!Copy !req
38. Hyah!Copy !req
39. Aah!Copy !req
40. Aah!Copy !req
41. Useless bounty hunters!Copy !req
42. Is there no fighting style
that can defeat his?Copy !req
43. Yes.Copy !req
44. No fighting style can defeat his.Copy !req
45. Aah!Copy !req
46. Who else wants some?Copy !req
47. Grrr!Copy !req
48. Oh!Copy !req
49. What sorcery is this?Copy !req
50. Who are you?Copy !req
51. Don't be such a fool.Copy !req
52. I'm you.Copy !req
53. If you are me, then who am I?Copy !req
54. Grr! You're so stupid.Copy !req
55. You are you, also.Copy !req
56. Enough.Copy !req
57. You are my mirror image,Copy !req
58. yet your speech is foul
with evil and disrespect.Copy !req
59. Who are you, and how
have you come to be me?Copy !req
60. I am the son of Aku's magic.Copy !req
61. He has looked deep within youCopy !req
62. and has spawned me
from your own burning hatred.Copy !req
63. I am your dark side,Copy !req
64. and I possess all the powers
that you wield.Copy !req
65. And I have only one purpose
in my existence...Copy !req
66. To destroy you.Copy !req
67. Hurts, doesn't it?Copy !req
68. Not as much as this is going to hurt you.Copy !req
69. Unh! What the...Copy !req
70. What the heck is going on?Copy !req
71. You have lost. The battle is over.Copy !req
72. What?Copy !req
73. You are my inner demon.Copy !req
74. You have been born
from the hatred within me,Copy !req
75. but now that hatred is no more.Copy !req
76. Thus, you do not exist.Copy !req
77. Fool! I am real!Copy !req
78. Now feel the reality of my cold,
hard steel.Copy !req
79. I know you're watching.Copy !req
80. These tricks are starting to annoy me.Copy !req