1. Vagrant Mugen.
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2. And vagrant ronin Jin.
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3. The aforementioned two parties will
hereby be executed by beheading,
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4. and their heads put on display!
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5. Well? Feeling any regret?
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6. Do you feel like throwing yourselves at
my feet and begging for forgiveness now?
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7. If living means bowing down
to the likes of you bastards...
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8. ...then I 'll die on my feet
with my head held high!
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9. That was well said. I'm with him.
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10. Very well, then.
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11. As you wish, I'll send you
straight to the afterlife!
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12. Yes, sir! Coming right up!
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13. Hey, baby, let's have some fun!
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14. C'mon, don't give me that frown...
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15. --No way!
--Sorry for the wait!
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16. What kept you, idiot?
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17. I-I 'm sorry...
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18. --Where are my dumplings?!
--Coming!
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19. Man, this place is boring...
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20. It sure is.
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21. Isn't there anything fun to do around here?
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22. Geez, what's the deal with
these customers today?
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23. Now, now, Fuu, just bear with it.
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24. But they--
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25. That blonde boy is the son
of the prefectural governor.
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26. Check it out, it's brand new!
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27. Hey, nice!
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28. I kinda want to do a test cut with it.
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29. What're you lookin' at?
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30. Hey! I'm talkin' to you, old man!
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31. Ouch! Hot!
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32. That got him!
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33. Hey, you people!
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34. G-Governor, I beg of you!
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35. If I lose this construction job,
my whole family will have to commit suicide!
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36. Please, sir! Please!
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37. What's this supposed to be?
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38. Um, well...
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39. This chicken feed isn't money!
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40. Hey! Go and get rid of that insolent peasant.
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41. Don't. You might not want
to hear it, but just let it go.
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42. See those bodyguards of the governor's?
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43. They're famous even in Edo as being
top-class fighters, even among the Yagyu.
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44. Even if those samurai over there worked
together, they couldn't take them down.
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45. Understand?
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46. Welcome!
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47. Water.
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48. Water?
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49. Yeah, water.
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50. Um, I 'm sorry, but we don't serve
customers who only order water.
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51. If you've got no money, try somewhere else--
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52. 50 dumplings. How about it?
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53. Let's make a deal. I'll take
care of those guys for you.
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54. --But...
--What?
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55. Maybe for 20...
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56. Are you kidding me? I won't go a dumpling lower.
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57. Hey, where's my tea?!
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58. Yes, sir, coming right up!
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59. What was that for?
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60. I'm sorry. It wasn't on purpose.
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61. I don't wanna hear it.
How are you gonna make up for this?
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62. Um...
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63. Well, maybe I'll take a finger for my trouble.
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64. --C'mon, hold still...
--H-Hey, what're you doing? Cut it out!
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65. Master, let me do it.
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66. I was hoping to give this a test cut anyway.
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67. S-Somebody...
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68. Help me...
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69. Don't make a fuss.
You'll lose more than a finger.
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70. Well, now, what'll it be?
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71. Your nose, maybe? An ear? Or maybe even your...
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72. That money should be enough for you.
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73. Like they say, it costs six mon to
cross the Sanzu, the river of the dead.
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74. Damn it...
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75. Move it. You're blocking the road.
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76. Who the hell are you?
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77. Are you trying to interfere?
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78. To serve your lord and do
his bidding... Is that honor?
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79. Of course it is.
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80. Even if that lord is a piece-of-shit nobody?
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81. --What did you say?!
--Hey, watch that tongue of yours!
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82. Cutting down a man who's done nothing wrong...
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83. Is that what you spent all those
years honing your skills for?
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84. Why, you little...
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85. To be blunt, I think you're worthless.
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86. --We don't have to answer to you!
--Say your prayers!
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87. A hundred dumplings!
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88. Geez, your lives ain't worth squat.
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89. Say what?
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90. That's the price I'm getting for your lives.
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91. What's that work out to, five dumplings a pop?
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92. The numbers don't add up...
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93. Are you trying to make me mad, buddy?
You sure got some balls.
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94. Maybe I'll break in my sword on you!
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95. Let's see you try.
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96. I won't give you any of that crap
about attacking me one at a time.
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97. Come at me all at once!
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98. --You son of a...
--Don't screw with us!
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99. C'mon!
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100. Oh, crap!
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101. Hey, what's the matter?
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102. What are you, some kinda moron?
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103. You don't get it. You just
don't get it, do you, buddy?
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104. My old man's the governor around here.
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105. Folks who lay a finger on me pay the price.
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106. Hell, I guess they don't live
to see the next sunrise.
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107. Get it now?
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108. That's right, this ain't the
damn warring states period.
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109. Folks who swing swords around in this
day and age are nothing but anachronistic--
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110. Do you understand what I just said?
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111. Not a word.
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112. You've got to! It's common sense around here!
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113. Your common sense don't mean jack to me.
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114. I hail from the Ryukyu islands.
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115. W-Wait, wait, wait! Wait just a minute!
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116. Do you want money?
I'll give you as much as you want!
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117. So just wait! Okay?
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118. You...
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119. I'll keep these.
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120. S-Some...
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121. Somebody! Somebody seize that man!
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122. You bunch of cowards!
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123. Listen, my old man's got three Yagyu
badasses on his payroll right now.
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124. What's the matter? You scared?
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125. You feel sorry now?
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126. --I 'm sorry!
--Hey, gimme your hand.
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127. All right, listen up!
You guys ain't worth my time.
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128. You have until the count of ten
to go bring those badasses here!
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129. I'll be waiting right here,
counting on his fingers.
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130. Here's one...
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131. And two...
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132. And three!
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133. And four!
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134. This is boring...
What the hell, let's do 'em all!
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135. W-Wait a minute!
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136. Y-You wouldn't happen to be one of
the Yagyu swordsmen, would you...?
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137. I see you're in the middle of something.
Pardon the interruption.
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138. Are you one?
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139. One of those so-called badasses?
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140. You've got the wrong man.
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141. If it's the Yagyus you want,
they died just recently.
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142. They're dead?
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143. I was the one who killed them.
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144. All the better!
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145. Mr. Ryujiro?
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146. Burn...!
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147. Burn to the ground!
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148. Talk about your tailor-made settings...
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149. Aren't you going to run?
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150. Hey, don't put yourself out on my account, jack.
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151. Crap!
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152. Damn, that's cold!
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153. Huh?
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154. What the hell? What's going on?
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155. Don't you remember?
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156. That was a dream, right? There was a fire, and--
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157. That was no dream.
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158. Oh, right. And you were there in a
bathtub with your dong hanging out...
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159. That was a dream.
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160. I only wish it were a dream.
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161. My son ended up burning to death in that fire.
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162. I have to pay you back in full for that.
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163. As luck would have it, this place used to
be called the torture department store.
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164. I'm gonna take real good care of you
until your execution tomorrow.
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165. Fuu.
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166. This is bad news for you, too, isn't it?
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167. No, it's no big deal.
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168. You don't have any relatives,
so if you like, why don't you come with us?
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169. No, that's okay. This helped me make up my mind.
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170. I swear, you're the lowest of the low...
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171. Say what?
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172. Your stance leaves you wide open,
and your movements are completely inefficient.
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173. Everything about the way
you fight is a total mess.
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174. You son of a...
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175. I swear, I've never fought
anyone as wild as you.
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176. Are you trying to piss me off...?
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177. You're also the first person
I wasn't able to kill.
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178. The name's Mugen. Remember it.
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179. --Mugen.
--Yeah.
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180. My name is Jin. You'd do well to remember it.
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181. Please!
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182. Forget it. No one's allowed
to see the prisoners.
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183. Could you bend the rules for me?
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184. Just for a minute. A few seconds, even.
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185. --Pretty please!
--Forget it!
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186. I'm begging you! I'll do anything!
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187. Anything?
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188. You will?
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189. Then how about some se--
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190. Not that.
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191. What the hell?! You said you'd
do anything, you little bitch!
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192. What's your problem, you bald old fart?!
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193. I'm not bald! This is a hairstyle!
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194. Thanks for the help, Momo!
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195. Oh, wow... They really put you
through the wringer, didn't they?
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196. Hey, you're...
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197. ...that girl from the teahouse.
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198. Do you want to know why I'm here?
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199. --Not really.
--Oh, really? Goodbye, then.
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200. I'm kidding! Hold up!
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201. Listen, if you promise you'll do something
for me, I'll help you get out of here.
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202. Are you serious?
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203. --And?
--I 'm sorry, sir.
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204. I'm sure she said something
about seeing the prisoners--
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205. --Find her!
--Yes, sir!
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206. Huh? It's not turning...
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207. So, what's this promise you want us to make?
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208. There's a samurai who smells of sunflowers.
I want you to find him for me.
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209. Sunflowers?
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210. --Find her?
--Is she over there?
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211. Hurry.
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212. What happened?
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213. It broke off.
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214. I found her!
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215. --Oh, crap!
--Hold it!
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216. Why the hell did she even bother coming here...?
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217. What's it say, what's it say?
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218. Public execution?
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219. At sunset today, it says!
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220. What am I gonna do?
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221. What're you talking about?
I can't sell this stuff to amateurs!
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222. All right, damn it! You know I'm an Edo-ite!
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223. Take 'em and go, you little thief!
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224. Really?!
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225. Thank you so much!
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226. I'm gonna borrow this for a minute, mister!
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227. Hey!
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228. Have you made your peace?
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229. Hell, every time the sun
comes up, I think to myself...
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230. " Is today gonna be the last
time I'll ever lie in the sun?"
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231. Vagrant Mugen! And vagrant ronin Jin!
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232. The aforementioned two parties will
hereby be executed by beheading,
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233. and their heads put on display!
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234. Well? Feeling any regret?
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235. Do you feel like throwing yourselves at
my feet and begging for forgiveness now?
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236. If living means bowing down
to the likes of you bastards...
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237. ...then I 'll die on my feet
with my head held high!
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238. That was well said. I'm with him.
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239. Very well, then.
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240. As you wish, I'll send you
straight to the afterlife!
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241. What the--?
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242. Hey. I'll put our fight on hold
until we get outta here.
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243. You intend to kill all these men?
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244. I swear, you really are the lowest of the low...
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245. You two fools!
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246. Don't even think that you'll
make it out of here alive!
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247. --Hey, what's going on?
--What's happening?
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248. Fire! A light! Somebody give me a light!
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249. Here, take this!
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250. Come back here!
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251. Hey, hold it!
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252. Hold it right there...
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253. What are you doing?! Kill them! Kill them both!
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254. W-Wait a minute! Is it money you're after?
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255. I-If you want money,
I'll give you as much as you want!
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256. You'd try the patience of a saint...
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257. ...but I 'm no saint!
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258. Crap, there's no end to these guys...
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259. Hey.
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260. What's she--?
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261. Okay... Now it's your turn.
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262. Right.
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263. Hey, wait a minute!
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264. Hey, you two haven't forgotten
your promise to me, have you?!
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265. There's something that I have to see to first.
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266. Yeah, lemme kill this bastard first.
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267. Hey, wait a minute! What if you
two end up killing each other?!
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268. Who would go with me then?!
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269. All right, then.
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270. Toss this coin, and if it comes up heads,
hack away all you want.
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271. But if it comes up tails,
both of you will stay with me.
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272. Are we clear?
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273. Gimme that.
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274. Don't you think you tossed it a bit too far?
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275. The man doesn't know the meaning of restraint.
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276. Kiss my ass.
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277. I mean, it's taking forever to come down!
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278. Ouch!
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279. There they are! Hold it!
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280. You're under arrest!
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281. Crap!
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282. It's tails! I win!
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