1. Guess who found 500 yen
under the vending machine, yo?Copy !req
2. Piisuke wants something tasty, huh?Copy !req
3. I was really excited
to tell everybody about Parents' Day,Copy !req
4. but when I got home
this afternoon,Copy !req
5. Daddy and Lu and Shin were gone!Copy !req
6. Don't cry, lookie here!Copy !req
7. You can have my acorns.
And some candy, too!Copy !req
8. Ah…Copy !req
9. - Pi, Pi, Pi!
- Oh.Copy !req
10. All right!Copy !req
11. Don't worry. I'm gonna
go find those guys for you.Copy !req
12. Hm? Do you mean it?Copy !req
13. Piiii!Copy !req
14. We're counting on you, Piisuke!Copy !req
15. BASEMENT LEVEL FOURCopy !req
16. I'm sorry. Who are you?Copy !req
17. I'm Asakura, head researcher of the Lab.Copy !req
18. Nice to meet you. Would you like
to break out of here with me?Copy !req
19. Huh? "Head researcher"?Copy !req
20. If that's the case…Copy !req
21. You must be the one
who had me kidnapped, huh?Copy !req
22. What, no! You've got it all wrong!Copy !req
23. What's the matter with you?
I'm locked up, too!Copy !req
24. Hm. You got a point there.Copy !req
25. Okay, then. You're gonna tell me
everything you know, mister.Copy !req
26. SAKAMOTO'S VS. THE LABCopy !req
27. You must be the legendary assassin.
Taro Sakamoto, was it?Copy !req
28. Such incredible power and speed!Copy !req
29. But, it's too bad you're so overweight.Copy !req
30. Even I'm quick enoughCopy !req
31. - to get the jump on you.
- Hm?Copy !req
32. Now, I wonder…Copy !req
33. what's going to happen next?Copy !req
34. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
35. Hm?Copy !req
36. Mr. Sakamoto! Why?Copy !req
37. I was trying to hit the enemy.
Body didn't listen.Copy !req
38. That's the needle injected in your neck.Copy !req
39. Isn't it fun?Copy !req
40. It can invert who your brain perceives
as friend and foe!Copy !req
41. Science is beautif—Copy !req
42. Okay. If I try to hit Shin,
I can hit the bad guy.Copy !req
43. HUH?Copy !req
44. But you tried way harder with that one!Copy !req
45. Isn't this nice?Copy !req
46. Mm. Mm.Copy !req
47. The lively guinea pigs are fun.Copy !req
48. And, ultimately, after I'd raised
objections to one too many orders,Copy !req
49. they locked me up in here. Make sense?Copy !req
50. But what did they throw me in here for?Copy !req
51. Your story's got a lot of holes, mister!Copy !req
52. How should I know?
I don't even know who you are!Copy !req
53. Now that I think about it…Copy !req
54. This all started
when you thought I was ShinCopy !req
55. and kidnapped me, you stupid jerk!Copy !req
56. Hold on. You said Shin.Copy !req
57. As in the clairvoyant?Copy !req
58. That's the one.Copy !req
59. Do you know him, mister?Copy !req
60. I'd like to think I do.Copy !req
61. Shin got his telepathic abilities
because of me and my research.Copy !req
62. Huh? I always figured
he was just born that way.Copy !req
63. Shin used to be
an ordinary, bratty little kid.Copy !req
64. It wasn't until he got mixed up
with me and my workCopy !req
65. that his life was changed forever.Copy !req
66. This sucks!Copy !req
67. This meat is too tough and rubbery to eat.Copy !req
68. Hey, what…Copy !req
69. No sense wasting nutrients on a fool.Copy !req
70. The magnesium and protein
that are in this meatCopy !req
71. help to prevent malnutrition.Copy !req
72. When will you learn, you little brat?Copy !req
73. I don't need your stupid meat.
I'll just drink a whole bunch of juice!Copy !req
74. Why did I get stuck
with babysitting this twerp?Copy !req
75. At the time, I was here at the Lab
researching supernatural powers.Copy !req
76. One day, an old friend of mine
named Ando suddenly disappeared,Copy !req
77. and left the boy with me.Copy !req
78. Huh?Copy !req
79. That's my special
focus smoothie!Copy !req
80. Ah!Copy !req
81. This won't work.
There has to be another way.Copy !req
82. - Hey, old man. Whatcha doin'?
- Huh?Copy !req
83. Uh… I'm researching how to expand
the thresholds of the human brain.Copy !req
84. Uh…Copy !req
85. I mean I'm studying
the potential of superhuman powers.Copy !req
86. Is that a fun thing to do?Copy !req
87. What? Nothing could be
as much fun as this is!Copy !req
88. If my work is successful,Copy !req
89. it will be opening the door to
unprecedented possibilities for mankind.Copy !req
90. Are pastabilities a good thing?Copy !req
91. Essentially, this work has the potential
to make everyone very happy.Copy !req
92. Huh?Copy !req
93. Just look at him. He's an absolute wreck.Copy !req
94. All he ever does
is research the impossible.Copy !req
95. Wish I had that kind of time.Copy !req
96. Who are you
to say it's impossible?Copy !req
97. Least he's trying.Copy !req
98. And when it does work, he's gonna
make everyone in the world really happy!Copy !req
99. I've never seen this reaction!
Now, let's see.Copy !req
100. I just need to verify against past data.Copy !req
101. Hey, old man, I'm thirsty.Copy !req
102. Yes, this is it!Copy !req
103. I've done the impossible!Copy !req
104. Look, Shin! I've done—Copy !req
105. No! What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
106. What do you mean?Copy !req
107. Shin! Talk to me, are you okay?Copy !req
108. He doesn't seem
any different. Did it not work?Copy !req
109. Oh, well. I'm just glad he's all right.Copy !req
110. I'm not all right.Copy !req
111. Do you know how nasty
that stuff was, old man?Copy !req
112. Uh… Did…
did I say that out loud?Copy !req
113. Hey, Mr. Tada.Copy !req
114. You're thinking about
Ms. Namiki in her panties, huh?Copy !req
115. Oh, and Ms. Namiki, you think he's gross.Copy !req
116. Poopy!Copy !req
117. A star!Copy !req
118. Wig!Copy !req
119. Hey! Does anybody wanna play?Copy !req
120. Uh, I'm busy right now.Copy !req
121. - Maybe later.
- No, thanks.Copy !req
122. Fine.Copy !req
123. - I can't relax around him.
- It's kinda scary.Copy !req
124. - What a freaky ability.
- I feel sorry for him, but it's creepy.Copy !req
125. It's bad luck for the poor boy.Copy !req
126. Just you wait, Shin.Copy !req
127. If I can figure out a cure,
I can reverse the effects.Copy !req
128. I'm fine the way I am!Copy !req
129. You finally did it.
Why aren't you happy, old man?Copy !req
130. I'm sorry!Copy !req
131. I never should've let you get mixed up
in my stupid research.Copy !req
132. Your research isn't stupid,
you stupid old man!Copy !req
133. I've had enough!Copy !req
134. You're always moping!
I'm sick of you and this crappy lab!Copy !req
135. I'm outta here, old man!Copy !req
136. And I haven't seen
or spoken to him since he left.Copy !req
137. I don't even know
if I can ever face him again.Copy !req
138. That story was so sad!Copy !req
139. But I'm sure
Shin doesn't hold it against you.Copy !req
140. How would you know?Copy !req
141. Because I know Shin really well,
and he wouldn't do that.Copy !req
142. He likes being a clairvoyant a lot.Copy !req
143. And since the Boss Man doesn't talk much,
I'm honestly kinda jealous.Copy !req
144. Boss Man?Copy !req
145. I've got it!
We can apologize to him together!Copy !req
146. It's pretty great timing for me,
we're in a fight right now.Copy !req
147. And according to Sakamoto
Family Rules Article Eleven,Copy !req
148. "When you fight,
you make up by the end of the day."Copy !req
149. Since your apology's coming a little late,Copy !req
150. you might wanna bribe him
with some candy or something.Copy !req
151. I feel rather foolish
all of a sudden.Copy !req
152. If you had a way to break out of here,
why didn't you do it sooner?Copy !req
153. Because as long as I'm in here,Copy !req
154. I don't have to help them
with their terrible research.Copy !req
155. Young lady, is Shin any taller?Copy !req
156. Uh…Copy !req
157. Huh? Who's there?Copy !req
158. Huh? Huh?Copy !req
159. Well, mister, let's find him,
and you can see for yourself.Copy !req
160. What do you say?
Shall we start our escape mission?Copy !req
161. What the hell?Copy !req
162. Oops. Sorry.Copy !req
163. Nifty, eh? I can toggle the effect off
and on with this switch.Copy !req
164. And that's not all.Copy !req
165. Watch closely. Ready?Copy !req
166. - Huh?
- Tacky.Copy !req
167. I've got another trick up my sleeve!Copy !req
168. Don't get cocky now!Copy !req
169. That was a nice kick.Copy !req
170. Oh, thanks, Mr. Sakamoto.Copy !req
171. Ooh!Copy !req
172. Whoopsie-daisy!Copy !req
173. You're so lightweight that you went
straight through the window.Copy !req
174. That was a delightful try.Copy !req
175. When your brain thinks
you're attacking a friend,Copy !req
176. it instinctively pulls your punches.Copy !req
177. The legendary assassin,Copy !req
178. rendered utterly helpless
by the might of science!Copy !req
179. But I can read
your mind, so it doesn't matter.Copy !req
180. You can read my mind.Copy !req
181. But if your body
can't keep up with me, so what?Copy !req
182. I have no idea
why the leader of our organizationCopy !req
183. has any interest
in such a worthless ability.Copy !req
184. Hm?Copy !req
185. Pitiful!Copy !req
186. I'm not impressed.Copy !req
187. I find it terribly dull!Copy !req
188. You think my ability's worthless?Copy !req
189. Don't get your clothes too dirty.
Laundry's hard enough.Copy !req
190. Hm?Copy !req
191. And you.Copy !req
192. Shin's ability is a long way
from worthless.Copy !req
193. We're gonna prove that to you right now.Copy !req
194. Mr. Sakamoto…Copy !req
195. Oh. You have no idea how hard it isCopy !req
196. to relate to someone
whose IQ level is so much lower.Copy !req
197. Time to die.Copy !req
198. Mmm.Copy !req
199. It hurts so good!Copy !req
200. Okay, Mr. Sakamoto, what do we do?Copy !req
201. Pretty straightforward.Copy !req
202. Huh?Copy !req
203. Are you for real?Copy !req
204. Let's begin the final experiment! Huh?Copy !req
205. I wouldn't do that if I were you!Copy !req
206. Right jab.Copy !req
207. Left hook. Right jab. Right cross.
Right roundhouse kick.Copy !req
208. Right uppercut. Right hook.
Left hook. Right jab. Left jab.Copy !req
209. How is he dodging?
Ow! And I'm the only one getting hit?Copy !req
210. Ow! Sakamoto must be
thinking about his attacks. Ow!Copy !req
211. So he can dodge them all! Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
212. Damn you!Copy !req
213. You can't beat science!Copy !req
214. Hurts so good!Copy !req
215. I thought I was gonna die.Copy !req
216. LEADER, MAD HORIGUCHI
THROWING IN THE TOWELCopy !req
217. - Sit still, okay?
- That's easier said than done.Copy !req
218. - There! I got it.
- Thanks.Copy !req
219. - Shin, thank you.
- Mm?Copy !req
220. You saved us. We owe you an apology.Copy !req
221. Uh, that's all water under the bridge.Copy !req
222. Besides, I like my power,
and where I'm at now.Copy !req
223. So it's all good!Copy !req
224. That's great!
Glad to hear you're doing well.Copy !req
225. You know it.Copy !req
226. I'm working at Mr. Sakamoto's
convenience store these days.Copy !req
227. I've gotten pretty quick
at the cash register.Copy !req
228. Thank you for taking
such good care of him.Copy !req
229. Mm.Copy !req
230. Damn, Mr. Sakamoto,
I know you're retired,Copy !req
231. but I'm still pretty proud of myself
for dodging the legendary assassin!Copy !req
232. Now that you're so fat,
your punches are even heavier, so I—Copy !req
233. What are you thinking
about killing me for this time?Copy !req
234. No need
to bring my weight into it.Copy !req
235. According to the researchers,Copy !req
236. Lu's probably
in a holding cell on floor B4.Copy !req
237. Let's be quick.Copy !req
238. That fight just reaffirmed it for me,
nobody can beat Mr. Sakamoto in combat!Copy !req
239. Never underestimate an enemy.Copy !req
240. Nagumo said that you used to be
a member of The Order.Copy !req
241. Are they all as strong as you are?Copy !req
242. Well, strong in different ways.Copy !req
243. But say there were ten of you
against one member of The Order.Copy !req
244. You'd all be annihilated in six seconds.Copy !req
245. That's not even
one second per person!Copy !req
246. Nagumo sure didn't seem like
he was all that great to me.Copy !req
247. I'd like to think
I'd last a little bit longer.Copy !req
248. If you're ever up against
someone from The Order, just play dead.Copy !req
249. Huh?Copy !req
250. Mr. Sakamoto!Copy !req
251. What a nuisance.
Everything was going so smoothly.Copy !req
252. BASEMENT LEVEL FIVE
SERVICE CORRIDORCopy !req
253. But, on the plus side,Copy !req
254. I have some very dependable teammates
in my corner.Copy !req
255. Right, Mr. Onigahara and Mr. Takamido?Copy !req
256. LEADER, ONIGAHARA
LEADER, TAKAMIDOCopy !req
257. Now, then.Copy !req
258. See?
Didn't I tell you, Osaragi?Copy !req
259. We just caught three big ones.Copy !req
260. Causing a scene down here did the trick.Copy !req
261. It's a reindeer…Copy !req
262. The Order…Copy !req
263. What do the Association's lapdogs
want with us?Copy !req
264. Someone ought to teach you better manners.Copy !req
265. No need to get your knickers in a twist.Copy !req
266. This place is so big, it's like a maze,
and we just got a little lost.Copy !req
267. My apologies.Copy !req
268. Allow us to escort you
to the nearest exit.Copy !req
269. There's somewhere else
we'd like to go, actually.Copy !req
270. Could you take us to Slur?Copy !req
271. 'Cause I'd really like to kill that guy.Copy !req
272. I have no idea
what you're talking about.Copy !req
273. Well, too bad.Copy !req
274. In any case,Copy !req
275. you're in violation of JAA policy
for manufacturing illegal weapons.Copy !req
276. And taking hostages for extortion.Copy !req
277. Sorry, but you'll all have to die.Copy !req
278. But, uh, before we do that,
can I use your restroom?Copy !req
279. Boss. Can I kill this guy?Copy !req
280. Whoa, personal space.Copy !req
281. Do as you please,
Mr. Onigahara, Mr. Takamido.Copy !req
282. Are you finished
with these people, Mr. Shishiba?Copy !req
283. Oh, Osaragi, just gimme a—Copy !req
284. Wait. Was that too fast?Copy !req
285. I just wanted to move out
of the splash zone first, but never mind.Copy !req
286. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
287. Don't worry,
I'm not angry or anything.Copy !req
288. There's a reason I wore a cheap suit.Copy !req
289. But Mr. Shishiba,
that suit was already bloody.Copy !req
290. You have a hard time making friends, huh?Copy !req
291. Huh?Copy !req
292. What's wrong with you people?Copy !req
293. Don't you have any regard for human life?Copy !req
294. Uh…Copy !req
295. All those poor souls
you've slaughtered indiscriminately…Copy !req
296. They could've had family or friends.Copy !req
297. Don't you care about their feelings?Copy !req
298. It's so sad.Copy !req
299. Those poor, poor souls!Copy !req
300. Now I have to exterminate you.Copy !req
301. Oh, wow.Copy !req
302. Those who have no respect
for the sanctity of human lifeCopy !req
303. have no right
to call themselves assassins.Copy !req
304. It was my understanding that
you were killing a lot of people as well.Copy !req
305. It takes a special kind of creep
not to recognize that double standard.Copy !req
306. And the guy calling the shots
probably isn't the best—Copy !req
307. My life belongs to the master.
Every action I take follows his will.Copy !req
308. Therefore, the lives I claim are justified
in service of a higher purpose!Copy !req
309. Is that so?Copy !req
310. See? I knew you were working for Slur.Copy !req
311. Are you all right, Mr. Shishiba?Copy !req
312. Don't be silly. I was just sizing him up.Copy !req
313. A good batter doesn't swing
at the first pitch.Copy !req
314. Uh, shouldn't you be dead?Copy !req
315. Apologies, but my artificial spine
appears to disagree.Copy !req
316. Huh?Copy !req
317. Why, hello there. Looking good, Mr. S.Copy !req
318. Been a while, Shishiba.
How is everyone?Copy !req
319. Well, we really can't complain.Copy !req
320. Oh, by the way,
this is our new member, Osaragi.Copy !req
321. You haven't met Mr. S, have you?Copy !req
322. He's like a teddy bear.Copy !req
323. Sakamoto.
So you're the legendary assassin.Copy !req
324. And you are?Copy !req
325. He's the leader of the group
that took control of the Lab.Copy !req
326. And he's a stubborn bastard.Copy !req
327. You're the only person that's ever
been able to injure the master.Copy !req
328. Huh? Does that mean you know Slur?Copy !req
329. I don't know how you got here
or why you came,Copy !req
330. but I must kill you as quickly as possible
and present you to the master!Copy !req
331. Even I'm getting grossed out by this guy.Copy !req
332. Now then…Copy !req
333. If you'll excuse me…Copy !req
334. A man made of weapons. Could be tough.Copy !req
335. Hm? What's the matter, Osaragi?Copy !req
336. I've gotta find Lu
so we can regroup with Mr. Sakamoto.Copy !req
337. Don't wanna be late for dinner!Copy !req
338. Huh?Copy !req
339. Invisible prick.Copy !req
340. What do you want?Copy !req
341. Man, it's so much easier when they
don't notice. Guess we gotta fight.Copy !req
342. LEADER, SEBACopy !req
343. You people better not have hurt Lu.Copy !req
344. I wouldn't know.
I just do what they tell me to do.Copy !req
345. And I get a bonus if I kill you.Copy !req
346. Wait, or was it capture? Ah, whatever.Copy !req
347. Sorry, but I need you to step aside.Copy !req
348. My schedule's too busy
to help you earn spare change.Copy !req
349. I'm aiming to save 20 million yen
before I retire.Copy !req
350. But I hate working overtime.Copy !req
351. Let's finish this
during business hours, okay?Copy !req
352. This'll be quick.Copy !req
353. Hm? There you are!Copy !req
354. Dammit!Copy !req
355. Reading his thoughts
can tell me where he is,Copy !req
356. but if I can't see
how he's attacking, it's no use!Copy !req
357. Oh. I also don't like to clock out early,Copy !req
358. so hang in there 'til my shift's over.Copy !req
359. Is this guy…Copy !req
360. even human?Copy !req
361. Huh?Copy !req
362. Sorry. We've got other errands
to run, so we're leaving this one to you.Copy !req
363. Okay. Say hi to the others for me.Copy !req
364. Are you sure the teddy bear
will be all right on his own?Copy !req
365. Of course, he will.Copy !req
366. Our main target is this way,
so just keep moving.Copy !req
367. The teddy bear didn't look like
he was particularly strong to me.Copy !req
368. I think he's going to die.Copy !req
369. Honestly, that patched-up psychopath
is a lot better than I expected.Copy !req
370. And Mr. S isn't in the best shape.Copy !req
371. But after knowing him as long as I have,Copy !req
372. I just can't imagine
how he could ever die.Copy !req
373. Fighting a clairvoyant sucks.Copy !req
374. You keep blocking at the last second.Copy !req
375. The invisibility thing's
a way bigger pain in the ass!Copy !req
376. This has been fun, but it's just about
quitting time, so let's wrap it up.Copy !req
377. Aww, you got blood all over me.Copy !req
378. You can't miss that target.Copy !req
379. Huh? What's that mean?Copy !req
380. Hey, yo, Piisuke, look!
An invisible man!Copy !req
381. Sure are a lot of interesting people
in the world, huh?Copy !req
382. Pi!Copy !req
383. Good to see you, Heisuke. Nice timing.Copy !req