1. SAKAMOTO'S
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2. It feels like I haven't slept in a year.
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3. The Lab really kicked my ass.
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4. Even meat buns are too heavy to lift.
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5. If a hit man came in here right now,
we'd be in deep shit.
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6. I know just the place for this.
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7. Huh?
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8. IKOI NO YU
NATURAL HOT SPRING
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9. - All of us in one big bathtub.
- Where are we?
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10. I can't wait!
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11. A bathhouse?
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12. BATHHOUSE ROUGHHOUSE
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13. Mr. Sakamoto, this is too risky.
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14. I don't know what's going on,
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15. maybe it's 'cause I'm tired,
but my power's a little…
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16. Don't understand anything, do you?
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17. In order to maintain peak performance,
getting the appropriate rest is essential.
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18. In other words,
this is a top-priority mission!
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19. RELAX
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20. Let's go.
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21. Come to think of it,
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22. this is the first time
I've ever been to a bathhouse.
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23. Wow, that's a little bit surprising.
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24. The bathtubs here
are really, really big!
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25. Wait, how big are we talking?
Are they deep enough to swim?
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26. I'm starting
to get really excited now!
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27. - Too excited.
- Oh.
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28. DUCKIE
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29. Man, this job's even more boring
this early on a weekday.
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30. Guess that's what I get
for moving back in with my parents.
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31. Four adults
and one child, please.
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32. Uh-huh, sure.
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33. Huh? He looks familiar…
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34. Oh, I forgot to bring any towels.
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35. What about you?
Did you bring them, Mr. Sakamoto?
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36. No.
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37. Huh? It can't be, can it?
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38. And a set of towels, too.
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39. Um, sure, with the towel set that'll be…
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40. uh, let's see uh… 3,300 yen.
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41. Exact change, perfect.
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42. Okay, just gimme a sec.
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43. Daddy! Hurry up, it's bath time!
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44. That's him all right.
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45. The legend himself, Taro Sakamoto!
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46. Towels?
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47. Never thought
a small-fry assassin like me
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48. would cross paths with such a big shot.
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49. Especially working the front desk
at Mom and Dad's bathhouse.
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50. YUTARO, 24
AMATEUR HIT MAN
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51. 1 BILLION
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52. This guy's worth a billion yen!
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53. Yutaro, I think you just found
your big break.
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54. Huh?
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55. Towels.
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56. Hope you enjoy!
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57. Hm.
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58. I feel like I'm getting to know you
so intimately, Mr. Sakamoto!
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59. You don't have to make it weird.
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60. I refuse to settle
for taking over the family business.
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61. And I won't have to!
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62. Because if I can take out
the legendary assassin,
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63. I'll be rich and famous!
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64. This is my chance.
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65. And I'll do whatever it takes!
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66. Oh, man this is amazing!
I've never felt so refreshed!
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67. Feels good.
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68. He's completely
let his guard down here!
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69. I can do this. It's gonna be easy.
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70. HIGH POWER
HYPER JET BATH
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71. Oh! Mr. Sakamoto.
Look, they've got a jet bath.
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72. - You wanna give it a try?
- Hm.
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73. Oh, yeah, that's nice,
I've never done anything like this before.
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74. Ooh… It feels so good!
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75. Uh, could be stronger.
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76. Oh, you think so?
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77. Good thing I outfitted this place
with all those booby traps.
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78. I knew they'd come in handy someday.
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79. Oh, Mr. Sakamoto! I think this button
will give the jets more power.
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80. And now you both die!
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81. That's how strong a jet bath gets?
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82. There ought to be a warning label on it.
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83. - A fountain! Cool!
- Hey Dad! I wanna try!
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84. Ugh, maybe when you're older.
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85. - Let's get a closer look!
- Whew!
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86. Was that enough power for you?
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87. With that much juice,
you could demolish a semi!
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88. How far did Sakamoto get blasted?
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89. That's much better.
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90. You're incredible, Mr. Sakamoto!
You relax at another level!
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91. What the hell?
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92. How much mass is he carrying around?
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93. Wanna try the sauna?
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94. Uh, I don't know. What's that?
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95. They're going into the sauna?
It's almost like he wants to die!
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96. This time I've got him for sure.
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97. BENEFITS OF A SAUNA
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98. Wow. It's pretty hot in here, huh?
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99. Could be warmer.
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100. Oh, you think?
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101. Ah! It says it gets hotter
if you splash some water on the coals.
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102. Take this!
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103. That's a little more than I was expecting!
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104. Is it supposed to be an inferno?
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105. Hot enough
for spontaneous combustion.
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106. Prepare to be incinerated!
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107. That's more like it.
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108. What did he say?
How thick is that blubber of his?
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109. Yeah, this is great.
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110. Piece of cake. At least when you
compare it to assassin training.
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111. Wouldn't you agree, Mr. Sakamoto?
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112. Whoa, they're having a bonfire!
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113. Hey, Dad, can I go in there, too?
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114. Uh-huh, maybe when you're older!
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115. Kids these days.
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116. He get lightheaded in there?
Embarrassing for such a young man.
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117. Huh? Cold bath.
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118. If heat didn't do the trick,
why don't we try cold?
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119. It's freezing!
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120. Is it broken?
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121. Could be colder.
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122. Hey, look it, it's solid ice!
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123. I can skate on it!
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124. Fine. Then how do you like this?
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125. Perfect.
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126. A waterfall!
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127. - Wow!
- So cool!
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128. Invigorating.
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129. - Dammit!
- Refreshing.
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130. - Why?
- Perfect. Invigorating.
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131. - Why won't he just die?
- Refreshing. Perfect.
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132. Invigorating. Perfect.
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133. You certainly had a nice long bath.
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134. Uh, Shin? Are you alive in there?
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135. Hey, Dad, can we have some ice cream?
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136. Yeah, yeah. When you're older.
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137. Cheapskate!
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138. Buh-bye!
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139. Dammit! Now I know why
they call him "the legendary assassin."
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140. I'll never be able to kill Taro Sakamoto.
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141. - Daddy! Let's play ping pong!
- Hm.
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142. You're really good, Lu!
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143. Uh-huh, not bad.
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144. Back at ya, Boss Man!
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145. I didn't want to just follow
in my parents' footsteps.
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146. I've always been a rebel
for no real reason.
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147. Why won't you
just take over the family business?
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148. Because I'm gonna be a hit man!
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149. Huh? You'll never be able to do that!
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150. You're not strong enough! Hey!
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151. Yutaro!
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152. Huh. Guess Dad was right.
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153. Killing Sakamoto
is way beyond a wannabe like me.
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154. - Well, if it isn't Yutaro!
- Huh?
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155. Long time no see, loser.
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156. Why don't you answer us? Don't be so rude.
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157. I, uh…
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158. The hell happened to you?
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159. You said you were gonna
leave town and make it big,
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160. and now you're back here
working at your parents' bathhouse?
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161. I called that one!
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162. Hey! Back off, it's none of your business!
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163. Whoa. Is that really how you talk
to paying customers around here?
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164. And keep creepy noises
like those to yourself.
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165. What a waste of space,
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166. you can't even take a hit
without sounding like a wimp!
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167. Always knew you were a loser
who'd never go anywhere.
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168. Running a trash heap like this bathhouse
suits you well.
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169. You have no right to talk shit
about my parents' bathhouse!
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170. Hey, I'm just speaking the truth,
this place is a dump!
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171. Isn't it, Monchan?
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172. A dumpster fire!
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173. Ping…
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174. pong…
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175. Yokkun? Yokkun! You son of a bitch!
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176. - What did you do to him?
- I didn't do anything!
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177. You're gonna pay for this, asshole!
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178. Here!
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179. This whole time… You've known
since the beginning, haven't you?
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180. I was… I'm such an idiot.
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181. - I'm sorry—
- The bath was nice.
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182. Got a lot of special features.
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183. Let's leave it at that.
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184. That was just what I needed!
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185. - We'll have to do it again.
- Yeah!
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186. I still can't believe you, Shin.
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187. How'd you get lightheaded
from a bathhouse?
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188. Hm.
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189. I don't even remember the last time
someone gave me a compliment.
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190. And to think, this one came from a legend.
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191. Hi, Dad. I been thinking…
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192. I've decided I do wanna
take over the bathhouse.
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193. What's that?
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194. Oh, yeah. The assassin thing.
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195. Nah, I'm done with that.
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196. I've realized that's a life
I'm just not cut out for.
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197. Huh? Come again?
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198. It's too late, and I don't deserve it?
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199. Fair enough.
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200. THE NEXT DAY
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201. I feel even heavier.
My back hurts.
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202. Everything does.
That bathhouse was hardcore.
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203. That's a really funny face, Shin!
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204. We made it to Japan.
I just hope the mistress is all right.
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205. I must go to her.
And bring her back at once!
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206. GIFTO
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207. I'm even more exhausted
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208. than I was before
we took that trip to the bathhouse.
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209. - Shin! I've got a treat for you!
- Hm?
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210. One of these is a regular cola.
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211. The other one
is a special blend I made myself.
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212. No mind reading allowed!
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213. What?
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214. What are you up to here, Lu?
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215. Um…
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216. That one.
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217. Wrong! Now you have to pay the bill.
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218. This is why I don't play
these kinds of games with you.
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219. Little diners like this are so much fun!
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220. I haven't really eaten
at many of them before.
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221. Huh? Doesn't every country
have places like this?
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222. I guess I wouldn't know…
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223. When I was growing up,
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224. I pretty much only ate the food
that was cooked by the family chef.
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225. Ah. Sometimes I forget
she's the daughter of a mafia boss.
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226. - Ever think about meeting old friends?
- Hi. How many of you will be dining here?
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227. No. I like how much more fun
and comfortable life is here.
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228. And all that mafia stuff
was never really my thing.
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229. I can't even imagine
having to go back to it now.
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230. Likewise.
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231. I know exactly what you mean.
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232. You get used to peaceful living
and that's all you want.
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233. All righty, anybody else
ready to order seconds?
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234. ZHǍO DÀO NǏ LE
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235. QǏNG SǏ
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236. Need something else?
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237. Melon soda.
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238. I'll get that right out.
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239. You're a bit old
for a drink like that.
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240. From the look of you,
I was expecting a more refined palate.
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241. Huh? Who the hell is this guy?
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242. Uh… Wait a sec. Do I know you?
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243. Wutang?
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244. Who's Wutang?
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245. That's me.
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246. So glad to see you again, mistress.
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247. Wutang,
I thought for sure you were dead.
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248. Okay, but who are you?
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249. - Older brother?
- We're not related!
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250. - He's just a member of the triad!
- Huh?
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251. Mistress, ever since losing your father,
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252. the Lu family has been
sorely lacking leadership.
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253. Hey man! I asked you a question.
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254. Please! I implore you
to return and take your father's place.
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255. Stop wasting time sharing the company
of these vulgar, barbaric assassins.
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256. Hey!
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257. Not a chance!
I never wanna go back to the mafia!
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258. As far as I care,
whoever wants Papa's job can have it.
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259. That was so cute!
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260. Master Wutang, are you all right, sir?
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261. Just hold still.
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262. No need to cry.
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263. What's with this guy?
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264. Let me introduce Lu Wutang.
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265. - Mistress.
- Don't know why, but for some reason,
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266. he's always followed me around
being as creepy as possible.
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267. - He's a perverted, nosy consigliere!
- Mistress.
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268. A con-sil-what now?
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269. A high-ranking mafia adviser.
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270. The mistress knew
I was looking after her all along?
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271. Oh, it feels so good to be noticed!
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272. This guy's nuts!
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273. Like I said, I don't want
anything to do with the mafia.
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274. I wanna work at Sakamoto's
as a regular shopkeeper.
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275. I understand.
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276. That means
if I am to retrieve the mistress,
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277. I have but one obstacle, Taro Sakamoto.
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278. The so-called, "legendary assassin."
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279. Look, I don't know what your deal is,
but if you're after a fight, I'm game.
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280. No, you fool!
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281. Who in their right mind
would fight an assassin unarmed?
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282. - Where you goin'?
- Honestly, kind of refreshing.
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283. My proposition, a triad-style battle,
where the mistress is the prize!
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284. No way, man!
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285. Let's just skip to the part
where we kick your ass.
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286. Get it over with quick.
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287. Don't be afraid.
Consider this an opportunity.
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288. Sakamoto…
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289. If you can win this battle,
I'll provide you with information
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290. about the person
who put that bounty on your head.
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291. - Hm?
- Huh? How do you know about that?
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292. Our intelligence network
is unmatched.
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293. Mr. Sakamoto?
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294. Forget it. You can't have Lu.
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295. Yeah, we can find our own information.
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296. Huh?
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297. It's a deal. We'll take the bet.
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298. - Hm?
- What the hell are you doing?
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299. If we lose, you have to go back to China
and join the mafia.
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300. I heard the terms.
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301. But I'm a member
of the Sakamoto family now.
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302. It's for the Boss Man.
I'm willing to put my skin on the line.
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303. Then come with me.
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304. Put her skin on the line?
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305. That sounds so wrong, yet so right.
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306. This place is gross.
Where are you taking us, anyway?
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307. Shut up and follow me.
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308. Hey, you still haven't told us
what a triad-style battle is.
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309. Ready to go home now.
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310. Here, you barbarians.
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311. Those rags won't satisfy
the dress code where we're going.
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312. We prepared a special changing room
for the two of you.
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313. FOR MY LADY
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314. Mistress, you'll find yours
right over here.
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315. Fits nicely.
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316. After you.
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317. The underworld rubs elbows
with each other here.
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318. A bastion of desire and ill-gotten wealth.
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319. An underground casino.
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320. A casino?
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321. All makes sense.
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322. Uh-huh. Physical strength
doesn't matter here.
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323. We'll start with thirty-million yen.
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324. You brutes can borrow these chips from us.
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325. Whoever can use this to win
the most money in the allotted time,
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326. wins the battle.
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327. Good luck. I'll see you in two hours.
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328. Gambling…
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329. Not to worry, Lu.
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330. We've got Shin on our side,
and he's a mind-reader.
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331. Yeah, we do. You've got a point.
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332. He can listen to what the dealers
and other players are thinking.
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333. With a power like that, we can't lose!
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334. Except… I don't know
how to play any casino games
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335. or what any of the rules are.
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336. - Neither do I.
- Huh?
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337. Oh no!
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338. Wutang may not be much of a fighter,
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339. but he makes up for it
by being really smart.
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340. The Lu family prizes strength,
but he climbed the ladder on brains alone.
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341. He's kind of an anomaly.
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342. Huh?
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343. Whoa! That guy with the braid
went all-in and won big!
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344. What is that? 90 million?
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345. He's already tripled his money!
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346. I'm winning the mistress back
no matter what.
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347. I'll risk everything I have to do so.
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348. WIN MORE THAN WUTANG AT THE CASINO!
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349. Shit! Thanks to Sakamoto and his crew,
we don't have jobs anymore!
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350. Hey, Mr. Tanaka, what do you think
about opening a creperie?
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351. Huh? A creperie?
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352. Okay! Great idea!
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353. TANAKA CREPES
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354. - That letter's from "Poo."
- Ah. We have no customers.
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355. - …letter signed by the name "Poo."
- He said "poo."
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356. Come on, Seba!
Quit listening to the radio and do some—
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357. I'm getting hungry.
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358. Looks good!
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359. I always wanted
to try my hand at this.
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360. Oh, check it out! They've got crepes!
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361. Do you want one?
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362. I want 'em all!
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363. It's that girl again!
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364. Hey! No fair! What am I supposed to do?
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365. Huh?
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366. What the… Hana, look!
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367. - The crepes are floating!
- Huh?
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368. So cool!
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369. This new treat
is all the rage: floating crepes!
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370. You know there's a trick to it, right?
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371. Long as it tastes good, I don't care!
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372. - Delicious!
- Mysterious.
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