1. SAKAMOTO'SCopy !req
2. It feels like I haven't slept in a year.Copy !req
3. The Lab really kicked my ass.Copy !req
4. Even meat buns are too heavy to lift.Copy !req
5. If a hit man came in here right now,
we'd be in deep shit.Copy !req
6. I know just the place for this.Copy !req
7. Huh?Copy !req
8. IKOI NO YU
NATURAL HOT SPRINGCopy !req
9. - All of us in one big bathtub.
- Where are we?Copy !req
10. I can't wait!Copy !req
11. A bathhouse?Copy !req
12. BATHHOUSE ROUGHHOUSECopy !req
13. Mr. Sakamoto, this is too risky.Copy !req
14. I don't know what's going on,Copy !req
15. maybe it's 'cause I'm tired,
but my power's a little…Copy !req
16. Don't understand anything, do you?Copy !req
17. In order to maintain peak performance,
getting the appropriate rest is essential.Copy !req
18. In other words,
this is a top-priority mission!Copy !req
19. RELAXCopy !req
20. Let's go.Copy !req
21. Come to think of it,Copy !req
22. this is the first time
I've ever been to a bathhouse.Copy !req
23. Wow, that's a little bit surprising.Copy !req
24. The bathtubs here
are really, really big!Copy !req
25. Wait, how big are we talking?
Are they deep enough to swim?Copy !req
26. I'm starting
to get really excited now!Copy !req
27. - Too excited.
- Oh.Copy !req
28. DUCKIECopy !req
29. Man, this job's even more boring
this early on a weekday.Copy !req
30. Guess that's what I get
for moving back in with my parents.Copy !req
31. Four adults
and one child, please.Copy !req
32. Uh-huh, sure.Copy !req
33. Huh? He looks familiar…Copy !req
34. Oh, I forgot to bring any towels.Copy !req
35. What about you?
Did you bring them, Mr. Sakamoto?Copy !req
36. No.Copy !req
37. Huh? It can't be, can it?Copy !req
38. And a set of towels, too.Copy !req
39. Um, sure, with the towel set that'll be…Copy !req
40. uh, let's see uh… 3,300 yen.Copy !req
41. Exact change, perfect.Copy !req
42. Okay, just gimme a sec.Copy !req
43. Daddy! Hurry up, it's bath time!Copy !req
44. That's him all right.Copy !req
45. The legend himself, Taro Sakamoto!Copy !req
46. Towels?Copy !req
47. Never thought
a small-fry assassin like meCopy !req
48. would cross paths with such a big shot.Copy !req
49. Especially working the front desk
at Mom and Dad's bathhouse.Copy !req
50. YUTARO, 24
AMATEUR HIT MANCopy !req
51. 1 BILLIONCopy !req
52. This guy's worth a billion yen!Copy !req
53. Yutaro, I think you just found
your big break.Copy !req
54. Huh?Copy !req
55. Towels.Copy !req
56. Hope you enjoy!Copy !req
57. Hm.Copy !req
58. I feel like I'm getting to know you
so intimately, Mr. Sakamoto!Copy !req
59. You don't have to make it weird.Copy !req
60. I refuse to settle
for taking over the family business.Copy !req
61. And I won't have to!Copy !req
62. Because if I can take out
the legendary assassin,Copy !req
63. I'll be rich and famous!Copy !req
64. This is my chance.Copy !req
65. And I'll do whatever it takes!Copy !req
66. Oh, man this is amazing!
I've never felt so refreshed!Copy !req
67. Feels good.Copy !req
68. He's completely
let his guard down here!Copy !req
69. I can do this. It's gonna be easy.Copy !req
70. HIGH POWER
HYPER JET BATHCopy !req
71. Oh! Mr. Sakamoto.
Look, they've got a jet bath.Copy !req
72. - You wanna give it a try?
- Hm.Copy !req
73. Oh, yeah, that's nice,
I've never done anything like this before.Copy !req
74. Ooh… It feels so good!Copy !req
75. Uh, could be stronger.Copy !req
76. Oh, you think so?Copy !req
77. Good thing I outfitted this place
with all those booby traps.Copy !req
78. I knew they'd come in handy someday.Copy !req
79. Oh, Mr. Sakamoto! I think this button
will give the jets more power.Copy !req
80. And now you both die!Copy !req
81. That's how strong a jet bath gets?Copy !req
82. There ought to be a warning label on it.Copy !req
83. - A fountain! Cool!
- Hey Dad! I wanna try!Copy !req
84. Ugh, maybe when you're older.Copy !req
85. - Let's get a closer look!
- Whew!Copy !req
86. Was that enough power for you?Copy !req
87. With that much juice,
you could demolish a semi!Copy !req
88. How far did Sakamoto get blasted?Copy !req
89. That's much better.Copy !req
90. You're incredible, Mr. Sakamoto!
You relax at another level!Copy !req
91. What the hell?Copy !req
92. How much mass is he carrying around?Copy !req
93. Wanna try the sauna?Copy !req
94. Uh, I don't know. What's that?Copy !req
95. They're going into the sauna?
It's almost like he wants to die!Copy !req
96. This time I've got him for sure.Copy !req
97. BENEFITS OF A SAUNACopy !req
98. Wow. It's pretty hot in here, huh?Copy !req
99. Could be warmer.Copy !req
100. Oh, you think?Copy !req
101. Ah! It says it gets hotter
if you splash some water on the coals.Copy !req
102. Take this!Copy !req
103. That's a little more than I was expecting!Copy !req
104. Is it supposed to be an inferno?Copy !req
105. Hot enough
for spontaneous combustion.Copy !req
106. Prepare to be incinerated!Copy !req
107. That's more like it.Copy !req
108. What did he say?
How thick is that blubber of his?Copy !req
109. Yeah, this is great.Copy !req
110. Piece of cake. At least when you
compare it to assassin training.Copy !req
111. Wouldn't you agree, Mr. Sakamoto?Copy !req
112. Whoa, they're having a bonfire!Copy !req
113. Hey, Dad, can I go in there, too?Copy !req
114. Uh-huh, maybe when you're older!Copy !req
115. Kids these days.Copy !req
116. He get lightheaded in there?
Embarrassing for such a young man.Copy !req
117. Huh? Cold bath.Copy !req
118. If heat didn't do the trick,
why don't we try cold?Copy !req
119. It's freezing!Copy !req
120. Is it broken?Copy !req
121. Could be colder.Copy !req
122. Hey, look it, it's solid ice!Copy !req
123. I can skate on it!Copy !req
124. Fine. Then how do you like this?Copy !req
125. Perfect.Copy !req
126. A waterfall!Copy !req
127. - Wow!
- So cool!Copy !req
128. Invigorating.Copy !req
129. - Dammit!
- Refreshing.Copy !req
130. - Why?
- Perfect. Invigorating.Copy !req
131. - Why won't he just die?
- Refreshing. Perfect.Copy !req
132. Invigorating. Perfect.Copy !req
133. You certainly had a nice long bath.Copy !req
134. Uh, Shin? Are you alive in there?Copy !req
135. Hey, Dad, can we have some ice cream?Copy !req
136. Yeah, yeah. When you're older.Copy !req
137. Cheapskate!Copy !req
138. Buh-bye!Copy !req
139. Dammit! Now I know why
they call him "the legendary assassin."Copy !req
140. I'll never be able to kill Taro Sakamoto.Copy !req
141. - Daddy! Let's play ping pong!
- Hm.Copy !req
142. You're really good, Lu!Copy !req
143. Uh-huh, not bad.Copy !req
144. Back at ya, Boss Man!Copy !req
145. I didn't want to just follow
in my parents' footsteps.Copy !req
146. I've always been a rebel
for no real reason.Copy !req
147. Why won't you
just take over the family business?Copy !req
148. Because I'm gonna be a hit man!Copy !req
149. Huh? You'll never be able to do that!Copy !req
150. You're not strong enough! Hey!Copy !req
151. Yutaro!Copy !req
152. Huh. Guess Dad was right.Copy !req
153. Killing Sakamoto
is way beyond a wannabe like me.Copy !req
154. - Well, if it isn't Yutaro!
- Huh?Copy !req
155. Long time no see, loser.Copy !req
156. Why don't you answer us? Don't be so rude.Copy !req
157. I, uh…Copy !req
158. The hell happened to you?Copy !req
159. You said you were gonna
leave town and make it big,Copy !req
160. and now you're back here
working at your parents' bathhouse?Copy !req
161. I called that one!Copy !req
162. Hey! Back off, it's none of your business!Copy !req
163. Whoa. Is that really how you talk
to paying customers around here?Copy !req
164. And keep creepy noises
like those to yourself.Copy !req
165. What a waste of space,Copy !req
166. you can't even take a hit
without sounding like a wimp!Copy !req
167. Always knew you were a loser
who'd never go anywhere.Copy !req
168. Running a trash heap like this bathhouse
suits you well.Copy !req
169. You have no right to talk shit
about my parents' bathhouse!Copy !req
170. Hey, I'm just speaking the truth,
this place is a dump!Copy !req
171. Isn't it, Monchan?Copy !req
172. A dumpster fire!Copy !req
173. Ping…Copy !req
174. pong…Copy !req
175. Yokkun? Yokkun! You son of a bitch!Copy !req
176. - What did you do to him?
- I didn't do anything!Copy !req
177. You're gonna pay for this, asshole!Copy !req
178. Here!Copy !req
179. This whole time… You've known
since the beginning, haven't you?Copy !req
180. I was… I'm such an idiot.Copy !req
181. - I'm sorry—
- The bath was nice.Copy !req
182. Got a lot of special features.Copy !req
183. Let's leave it at that.Copy !req
184. That was just what I needed!Copy !req
185. - We'll have to do it again.
- Yeah!Copy !req
186. I still can't believe you, Shin.Copy !req
187. How'd you get lightheaded
from a bathhouse?Copy !req
188. Hm.Copy !req
189. I don't even remember the last time
someone gave me a compliment.Copy !req
190. And to think, this one came from a legend.Copy !req
191. Hi, Dad. I been thinking…Copy !req
192. I've decided I do wanna
take over the bathhouse.Copy !req
193. What's that?Copy !req
194. Oh, yeah. The assassin thing.Copy !req
195. Nah, I'm done with that.Copy !req
196. I've realized that's a life
I'm just not cut out for.Copy !req
197. Huh? Come again?Copy !req
198. It's too late, and I don't deserve it?Copy !req
199. Fair enough.Copy !req
200. THE NEXT DAYCopy !req
201. I feel even heavier.
My back hurts.Copy !req
202. Everything does.
That bathhouse was hardcore.Copy !req
203. That's a really funny face, Shin!Copy !req
204. We made it to Japan.
I just hope the mistress is all right.Copy !req
205. I must go to her.
And bring her back at once!Copy !req
206. GIFTOCopy !req
207. I'm even more exhaustedCopy !req
208. than I was before
we took that trip to the bathhouse.Copy !req
209. - Shin! I've got a treat for you!
- Hm?Copy !req
210. One of these is a regular cola.Copy !req
211. The other one
is a special blend I made myself.Copy !req
212. No mind reading allowed!Copy !req
213. What?Copy !req
214. What are you up to here, Lu?Copy !req
215. Um…Copy !req
216. That one.Copy !req
217. Wrong! Now you have to pay the bill.Copy !req
218. This is why I don't play
these kinds of games with you.Copy !req
219. Little diners like this are so much fun!Copy !req
220. I haven't really eaten
at many of them before.Copy !req
221. Huh? Doesn't every country
have places like this?Copy !req
222. I guess I wouldn't know…Copy !req
223. When I was growing up,Copy !req
224. I pretty much only ate the food
that was cooked by the family chef.Copy !req
225. Ah. Sometimes I forget
she's the daughter of a mafia boss.Copy !req
226. - Ever think about meeting old friends?
- Hi. How many of you will be dining here?Copy !req
227. No. I like how much more fun
and comfortable life is here.Copy !req
228. And all that mafia stuff
was never really my thing.Copy !req
229. I can't even imagine
having to go back to it now.Copy !req
230. Likewise.Copy !req
231. I know exactly what you mean.Copy !req
232. You get used to peaceful living
and that's all you want.Copy !req
233. All righty, anybody else
ready to order seconds?Copy !req
234. ZHǍO DÀO NǏ LECopy !req
235. QǏNG SǏCopy !req
236. Need something else?Copy !req
237. Melon soda.Copy !req
238. I'll get that right out.Copy !req
239. You're a bit old
for a drink like that.Copy !req
240. From the look of you,
I was expecting a more refined palate.Copy !req
241. Huh? Who the hell is this guy?Copy !req
242. Uh… Wait a sec. Do I know you?Copy !req
243. Wutang?Copy !req
244. Who's Wutang?Copy !req
245. That's me.Copy !req
246. So glad to see you again, mistress.Copy !req
247. Wutang,
I thought for sure you were dead.Copy !req
248. Okay, but who are you?Copy !req
249. - Older brother?
- We're not related!Copy !req
250. - He's just a member of the triad!
- Huh?Copy !req
251. Mistress, ever since losing your father,Copy !req
252. the Lu family has been
sorely lacking leadership.Copy !req
253. Hey man! I asked you a question.Copy !req
254. Please! I implore you
to return and take your father's place.Copy !req
255. Stop wasting time sharing the company
of these vulgar, barbaric assassins.Copy !req
256. Hey!Copy !req
257. Not a chance!
I never wanna go back to the mafia!Copy !req
258. As far as I care,
whoever wants Papa's job can have it.Copy !req
259. That was so cute!Copy !req
260. Master Wutang, are you all right, sir?Copy !req
261. Just hold still.Copy !req
262. No need to cry.Copy !req
263. What's with this guy?Copy !req
264. Let me introduce Lu Wutang.Copy !req
265. - Mistress.
- Don't know why, but for some reason,Copy !req
266. he's always followed me around
being as creepy as possible.Copy !req
267. - He's a perverted, nosy consigliere!
- Mistress.Copy !req
268. A con-sil-what now?Copy !req
269. A high-ranking mafia adviser.Copy !req
270. The mistress knew
I was looking after her all along?Copy !req
271. Oh, it feels so good to be noticed!Copy !req
272. This guy's nuts!Copy !req
273. Like I said, I don't want
anything to do with the mafia.Copy !req
274. I wanna work at Sakamoto's
as a regular shopkeeper.Copy !req
275. I understand.Copy !req
276. That means
if I am to retrieve the mistress,Copy !req
277. I have but one obstacle, Taro Sakamoto.Copy !req
278. The so-called, "legendary assassin."Copy !req
279. Look, I don't know what your deal is,
but if you're after a fight, I'm game.Copy !req
280. No, you fool!Copy !req
281. Who in their right mind
would fight an assassin unarmed?Copy !req
282. - Where you goin'?
- Honestly, kind of refreshing.Copy !req
283. My proposition, a triad-style battle,
where the mistress is the prize!Copy !req
284. No way, man!Copy !req
285. Let's just skip to the part
where we kick your ass.Copy !req
286. Get it over with quick.Copy !req
287. Don't be afraid.
Consider this an opportunity.Copy !req
288. Sakamoto…Copy !req
289. If you can win this battle,
I'll provide you with informationCopy !req
290. about the person
who put that bounty on your head.Copy !req
291. - Hm?
- Huh? How do you know about that?Copy !req
292. Our intelligence network
is unmatched.Copy !req
293. Mr. Sakamoto?Copy !req
294. Forget it. You can't have Lu.Copy !req
295. Yeah, we can find our own information.Copy !req
296. Huh?Copy !req
297. It's a deal. We'll take the bet.Copy !req
298. - Hm?
- What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
299. If we lose, you have to go back to China
and join the mafia.Copy !req
300. I heard the terms.Copy !req
301. But I'm a member
of the Sakamoto family now.Copy !req
302. It's for the Boss Man.
I'm willing to put my skin on the line.Copy !req
303. Then come with me.Copy !req
304. Put her skin on the line?Copy !req
305. That sounds so wrong, yet so right.Copy !req
306. This place is gross.
Where are you taking us, anyway?Copy !req
307. Shut up and follow me.Copy !req
308. Hey, you still haven't told us
what a triad-style battle is.Copy !req
309. Ready to go home now.Copy !req
310. Here, you barbarians.Copy !req
311. Those rags won't satisfy
the dress code where we're going.Copy !req
312. We prepared a special changing room
for the two of you.Copy !req
313. FOR MY LADYCopy !req
314. Mistress, you'll find yours
right over here.Copy !req
315. Fits nicely.Copy !req
316. After you.Copy !req
317. The underworld rubs elbows
with each other here.Copy !req
318. A bastion of desire and ill-gotten wealth.Copy !req
319. An underground casino.Copy !req
320. A casino?Copy !req
321. All makes sense.Copy !req
322. Uh-huh. Physical strength
doesn't matter here.Copy !req
323. We'll start with thirty-million yen.Copy !req
324. You brutes can borrow these chips from us.Copy !req
325. Whoever can use this to win
the most money in the allotted time,Copy !req
326. wins the battle.Copy !req
327. Good luck. I'll see you in two hours.Copy !req
328. Gambling…Copy !req
329. Not to worry, Lu.Copy !req
330. We've got Shin on our side,
and he's a mind-reader.Copy !req
331. Yeah, we do. You've got a point.Copy !req
332. He can listen to what the dealers
and other players are thinking.Copy !req
333. With a power like that, we can't lose!Copy !req
334. Except… I don't know
how to play any casino gamesCopy !req
335. or what any of the rules are.Copy !req
336. - Neither do I.
- Huh?Copy !req
337. Oh no!Copy !req
338. Wutang may not be much of a fighter,Copy !req
339. but he makes up for it
by being really smart.Copy !req
340. The Lu family prizes strength,
but he climbed the ladder on brains alone.Copy !req
341. He's kind of an anomaly.Copy !req
342. Huh?Copy !req
343. Whoa! That guy with the braid
went all-in and won big!Copy !req
344. What is that? 90 million?Copy !req
345. He's already tripled his money!Copy !req
346. I'm winning the mistress back
no matter what.Copy !req
347. I'll risk everything I have to do so.Copy !req
348. WIN MORE THAN WUTANG AT THE CASINO!Copy !req
349. Shit! Thanks to Sakamoto and his crew,
we don't have jobs anymore!Copy !req
350. Hey, Mr. Tanaka, what do you think
about opening a creperie?Copy !req
351. Huh? A creperie?Copy !req
352. Okay! Great idea!Copy !req
353. TANAKA CREPESCopy !req
354. - That letter's from "Poo."
- Ah. We have no customers.Copy !req
355. - …letter signed by the name "Poo."
- He said "poo."Copy !req
356. Come on, Seba!
Quit listening to the radio and do some—Copy !req
357. I'm getting hungry.Copy !req
358. Looks good!Copy !req
359. I always wanted
to try my hand at this.Copy !req
360. Oh, check it out! They've got crepes!Copy !req
361. Do you want one?Copy !req
362. I want 'em all!Copy !req
363. It's that girl again!Copy !req
364. Hey! No fair! What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
365. Huh?Copy !req
366. What the… Hana, look!Copy !req
367. - The crepes are floating!
- Huh?Copy !req
368. So cool!Copy !req
369. This new treat
is all the rage: floating crepes!Copy !req
370. You know there's a trick to it, right?Copy !req
371. Long as it tastes good, I don't care!Copy !req
372. - Delicious!
- Mysterious.Copy !req