1. Where is my money?Copy !req
2. Grandma?Copy !req
3. Yeah, uh…Copy !req
4. Let me just start by saying
I am as mad about this as you are.Copy !req
5. I knew it. You stole from me.
My own daughter.Copy !req
6. No, um, not me.Copy !req
7. I mean, well, yes, me,Copy !req
8. but, uh, I'm not even me right now,Copy !req
9. and it wasn't even technically me, Nora.Copy !req
10. It was actually—
it was this guy, Chez, uh,Copy !req
11. Chez Carrera.Copy !req
12. Uh, and let me just say, this guy
is really on my shitlist too, Grandma.Copy !req
13. Oh fuck.Copy !req
14. A little early in the morning
for Hungarian, huh?Copy !req
15. Hmm?Copy !req
16. All right, let me guess.Copy !req
17. This is about how we were, um, Hungarians,Copy !req
18. uh, big shots, intellectuals, uh,Copy !req
19. then the Nazis came, stole everything,Copy !req
20. put it on a gold train.Copy !req
21. I know, I've heard it
a million times before.Copy !req
22. Hey, I guess we're just cutting out
the middle mom now, right?Copy !req
23. This and this.Copy !req
24. This junk.Copy !req
25. You do nothing but take and take.Copy !req
26. Those coins
were the only security we had—Copy !req
27. For when Hitler comes back.Copy !req
28. I know. I know.Copy !req
29. Regimes change,Copy !req
30. currencies become obsolete,Copy !req
31. only gold remains, yeah.Copy !req
32. We Vulvokovs exist in the sweet spotCopy !req
33. where paranoia meets hyperinflation.Copy !req
34. I've upset you.Copy !req
35. Uh, hmm.Copy !req
36. All right. Uh…Copy !req
37. Hey, what's Hungarian
for, uh, "In the end, it's just money,Copy !req
38. we'll get through this together…"Copy !req
39. Oh!Copy !req
40. "…and the, uh, the baby is a chance
for a new relationship"?Copy !req
41. You had no right.Copy !req
42. You cannot undo this. This is done.Copy !req
43. You know, for you, yes.Copy !req
44. For me, it's a little more loosey-goosey.Copy !req
45. What's that "loosey-goose"?Copy !req
46. Mmm.Copy !req
47. Well, you know, just to say that, uh,Copy !req
48. I'm on it, all right?
I just need to find this motherfucker.Copy !req
49. Such a disappointment.Copy !req
50. All I went through.Copy !req
51. You wouldn't have made it out alive.Copy !req
52. My God.Copy !req
53. That is a fucked up thing
to say to your daughter, huh?Copy !req
54. Ah…Copy !req
55. You know what? Fuck all this.
I was trying to be nice,Copy !req
56. but let's not pussyfoot
around the sick dynamics going on here.Copy !req
57. You lorded that money over her head
her entire fucking life, yeah?Copy !req
58. Meantime, she cast you
as the evil puppet-masterCopy !req
59. with herself as the victim head case.Copy !req
60. Cut to the end of the story,
it was meant to be my inheritance anyway.Copy !req
61. Ipso facto, it's mine,
conventionally, and by proxy, huh?Copy !req
62. Not yours, not Mom's, mines.Copy !req
63. Sorry to be a cunt.Copy !req
64. Why are you talking like this?
Cunt and fuck?Copy !req
65. Noraleh…Copy !req
66. …wait.Copy !req
67. Don't go.Copy !req
68. This…Copy !req
69. this is fucked.Copy !req
70. You know what, Vera?Copy !req
71. I love you.Copy !req
72. All this aside, it was great to see ya.Copy !req
73. Seriously.Copy !req
74. Peace out, all right?Copy !req
75. How the fuck does anyone find anyone
without the Internet around here?Copy !req
76. - Good morning.
- Good morning.Copy !req
77. Touché, paper.Copy !req
78. Terrific.Copy !req
79. Okay, let's see.Copy !req
80. For Carrera.Copy !req
81. Carrera…Copy !req
82. Chezare…Copy !req
83. Does this motherfucker even exist?Copy !req
84. Too cold for this shit.Copy !req
85. You're coming with me.Copy !req
86. His name is Chezare Carrera.Copy !req
87. - Chezare Carrera?
- Yeah.Copy !req
88. Uh, incidentally,
not the father of this baby.Copy !req
89. Uh, also, not in the phone book.
But so many Campbells.Copy !req
90. A lot of Campbells. Anything else?Copy !req
91. Do you know where he works?
Does he have a job?Copy !req
92. - Does he have a family? What's up?
- Uh, I think he works robbing me.Copy !req
93. Uh, I'm not sure you understand
exactly what it is we do here.Copy !req
94. Well, I don't need to.Copy !req
95. Uh, do you know what a— a Krugerrand is?Copy !req
96. - I definitely don't, ma'am.
- Yeah, it's pretty obscure.Copy !req
97. Uh, it's a South African gold bullion.Copy !req
98. Well, on average, you're looking at
roughly $1800 an ounce.Copy !req
99. Now granted, those are millennial prices,Copy !req
100. but I don't want us
to get off track here, Derek.Copy !req
101. Cool. I'm still not sure
where this is going.Copy !req
102. My grandparents were holocaust survivors.Copy !req
103. Wow, okay. I'm sorry to hear that.Copy !req
104. - Well, that's not on you.
- I know.Copy !req
105. So anyway, after the war,Copy !req
106. a lot of survivors became paranoid
about putting their money in banks.Copy !req
107. My grandmother, however,Copy !req
108. well, she— she acquired 150
of these bad boys.Copy !req
109. - How much money are we talking?
- Ah, great question.Copy !req
110. Now, you see, the price of gold,
it fluctuates, right?Copy !req
111. So, on average, on a given day,Copy !req
112. uh, last time I checked,Copy !req
113. $280,451.21.Copy !req
114. Shit.Copy !req
115. - Oh that's big money. Okay.
- Oh yeah, big money.Copy !req
116. It would've been my college tuition
and probably a racehorse.Copy !req
117. - So anyway, you can see my predicament.
- Yeah, I can see that.Copy !req
118. Let me take everything you know about him,Copy !req
119. and, uh, give me two or three weeks
to track him down.Copy !req
120. - Two to three weeks?
- You know somebody who can do it faster?Copy !req
121. Oh, well, not someone, somewhen.Copy !req
122. Uh, I got a little tool
called the World Wide Web.Copy !req
123. That sounds nefarious.Copy !req
124. Oh, you have no idea.Copy !req
125. Anyway, uh, we tried.Copy !req
126. Thank you so much.Copy !req
127. - Keep the phone book.
- Sure.Copy !req
128. Yeah, I can't take it where I'm going.Copy !req
129. Well, shouldn't carry much anyway.Copy !req
130. - Yeah.
- Watch yourself getting out.Copy !req
131. - Oh sure. Thanks.
- Here you go.Copy !req
132. - Careful. Coming through.
- You be careful getting upstairs.Copy !req
133. - All right. Adios.
- Have a good night. Get home safe.Copy !req
134. Weird-ass person.Copy !req
135. Lot of problems.Copy !req
136. Ah, what do we got here?Copy !req
137. All right, I'm coming.
I'm coming, assholes.Copy !req
138. Jesus. Why don't
these fuckers give me time?Copy !req
139. Hey. Okay, bada-bing.Copy !req
140. I'm working on a new piece
in which I give my audience a knifeCopy !req
141. and I dare them
to divide my body up into zones.Copy !req
142. It's called "The 38th Parallel."Copy !req
143. Splendid.Copy !req
144. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
145. White meat or dark meat?Copy !req
146. Oh, you girls go ahead.Copy !req
147. Max thinks borders
are an oppressive delusion,Copy !req
148. like the stock market.Copy !req
149. No,
we've always needed boundariesCopy !req
150. to understand where we end
and others begin.Copy !req
151. It's not always splitting the baby.Copy !req
152. But when it comes to the Korean War,
I am the baby.Copy !req
153. Mmm.Copy !req
154. Ruthie! Back on top.Copy !req
155. Uh, I'm so sorry
that I did not make it back last night.Copy !req
156. Crazy, crazy next-level shit went down.Copy !req
157. Found the Valium.Copy !req
158. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
159. Thank you so much.Copy !req
160. Now look,
I'm just gonna go lie down for a bit.Copy !req
161. You just leave the dishes.Copy !req
162. - Come on, I'll help you upstairs.
- Oh, bless you.Copy !req
163. Thank—Copy !req
164. - Ruthie.
- Thank you.Copy !req
165. - Are you okay?
- I'm fine. I'm okay. I'm okay.Copy !req
166. You have to be careful
with this stuff.Copy !req
167. Betty Ford was addicted to it.Copy !req
168. Yeah,
as was every other woman in suburbia.Copy !req
169. - And listen, as you know, I treated them.
- Oh yeah?Copy !req
170. - Where were you?
- Who did you treat?Copy !req
171. Ah!Copy !req
172. Uh…Copy !req
173. Would you believe me if I said
I picked up this guy at the Public EnemyCopy !req
174. and ended up almost fucking
my dead mother's boyfriend?Copy !req
175. Yes, I would. That's kind of the issue.Copy !req
176. Nemo…Copy !req
177. …the doctors were very concerned.Copy !req
178. They found a lump in her neck.Copy !req
179. They did a fine-needle aspiration
and a chest X-ray.Copy !req
180. And it's a little weird, no?
You chasing Ruth's ambulance?Copy !req
181. Fetishizing death is not incompatible
with genuinely caring.Copy !req
182. I know this is difficult.Copy !req
183. I did six months
as a puppeteer in hospice.Copy !req
184. She's not dying, Maxine.Copy !req
185. Anyway, soon, I'll be able to afford
all the best doctorsCopy !req
186. and all the classiest X-rays.Copy !req
187. I mean, I love Ruth. She knows that.Copy !req
188. Okay.Copy !req
189. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
190. Huh.Copy !req
191. The Bronx, baby.Copy !req
192. Open up.Copy !req
193. Hey. Hello.Copy !req
194. You're two hours past your window.Copy !req
195. You're not the cable guy.Copy !req
196. Ring-a-ding-a-ling-a-bell?Copy !req
197. Yeah.Copy !req
198. Google and I did a deep dive on you.Copy !req
199. - What?
- Excuse me.Copy !req
200. - Ex— What?
- Coming through. Choo-choo.Copy !req
201. Aye. Yeah.Copy !req
202. Excuse me. What can I do for you?Copy !req
203. Besides screwing me and my dead mother,
both of which you've already done?Copy !req
204. What?Copy !req
205. If you're trying to remember,
her name was Nora.Copy !req
206. Nadia?Copy !req
207. Ah-ha!Copy !req
208. Oh, wow. Of course I remember.Copy !req
209. Nora was a good person.Copy !req
210. We had a good run.Copy !req
211. Oh yeah. Yeah, a great run.Copy !req
212. And at the finish line,
I got the medal, right?Copy !req
213. But only one.Copy !req
214. This is about the gold?Copy !req
215. Oh my God, kid, look around.Copy !req
216. I haven't got your money.Copy !req
217. I'm not exactly, uh, King Midas.Copy !req
218. You know, if I was you,
I would drop the whole thing.Copy !req
219. Really.Copy !req
220. Uh, look, man, I didn't really come here
to have the thiefCopy !req
221. give me advice
on getting back my family inheritance.Copy !req
222. No, what I mean is, it's a Coney Island.Copy !req
223. What do you mean?
The last stop on the D train?Copy !req
224. In our house, a Coney IslandCopy !req
225. is the thing
that would've made everything better,Copy !req
226. if only it had happened,Copy !req
227. or didn't happen.Copy !req
228. My father couldn't work.Copy !req
229. He got sick with polio
and wound up in an iron lung.Copy !req
230. Now, if only he hadn't gone
to Coney Island that summer,Copy !req
231. he wouldn't have gotten
the airborne polio.Copy !req
232. But he did.Copy !req
233. It's a fantasy.Copy !req
234. It's an "if only."Copy !req
235. Your mom and me and the gold…Copy !req
236. it was all a Coney Island.Copy !req
237. Hmm.Copy !req
238. Wow.Copy !req
239. That's a lovely story,Copy !req
240. and I'm sorry to hear about
all that polio.Copy !req
241. But now, I'm done playing footsie.Copy !req
242. What I wanna know is,
where you went after you stole the gold.Copy !req
243. Specifics, please.Copy !req
244. Jesus Christ.
I'm trying to be a decent person.Copy !req
245. Bullshit.Copy !req
246. If she'd wanted you to know,
she would've told ya.Copy !req
247. Okay?Copy !req
248. May I ask you something about your mom?Copy !req
249. She ever move away?Copy !req
250. She ever get to be her own person?Copy !req
251. You know, that was her—
That was her thing.Copy !req
252. Oh, you like squash?Copy !req
253. I was the, uh, Bowery Rec Center champion
three years in a row.Copy !req
254. I'm a little rusty, but, uh…Copy !req
255. I still got quads
like a stallion.Copy !req
256. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
257. Legs are the bicycles on the ride of life.Copy !req
258. Thanks a lot, Chezare.Copy !req
259. A real dirtbag, huh?Copy !req
260. Real fucking dirtbag.Copy !req
261. It's nice to see you.Copy !req
262. This is downtown local 6 trainCopy !req
263. to Brooklyn Bridge
approaching the station.Copy !req
264. Next stop, Astor Place.Copy !req
265. Membership card?Copy !req
266. Oh.Copy !req
267. Oh, would you let, uh,
Mr. Lincoln exercise here?Copy !req
268. You can get a day pass for $3.75.Copy !req
269. Okay, great.
Can I get one of those then, please?Copy !req
270. Oh man!Copy !req
271. Oh.Copy !req
272. - Uh, hello. Good morning, everyone, uh—
- We're in the middle of a game.Copy !req
273. Uh, do you guys know, uh, Chez Carrera?Copy !req
274. You one of Chez's girls?Copy !req
275. Well, sure. Yes. Very cool.Copy !req
276. He'll turn up.Copy !req
277. He put a bun in that oven?Copy !req
278. Oh, wow, so you guys just really
don't know how sperm work, huh?Copy !req
279. What are you talking about?Copy !req
280. Men don't make women pregnant,
sperm are weak.Copy !req
281. They only get the job done when the egg
beams them up to the Federation StarshipCopy !req
282. and then you make a baby. Uh—Copy !req
283. What would you guys know
with your tight little 1982 gym shorts?Copy !req
284. Really, it's a little titty twister,
but for dicks, huh?Copy !req
285. Okay, haven't had coffee yet.
Good day to you.Copy !req
286. It must be fun, man.Copy !req
287. Chez is into some shit.Copy !req
288. Hey, Allison. How you doing?Copy !req
289. Still me.Copy !req
290. Don't sell my autograph.Copy !req
291. Hey, knock-knock, you little bitch.Copy !req
292. Jesus, Nora.Copy !req
293. You can't be in here.Copy !req
294. Well, you see, I may look like Nora,
but I don't play games.Copy !req
295. Just last night, I murdered a rock,Copy !req
296. I injured a stone, I hospitalized a brick.Copy !req
297. I'm so mean I make medicine sick.Copy !req
298. Okay.Copy !req
299. Uh, you're Muhammad Ali now?Copy !req
300. Last night, I got in bed,
the lights were still on,Copy !req
301. got back out of bed, hit the light,Copy !req
302. got back in bed before the light
turned out. That's quick.Copy !req
303. I'm bad quick.Copy !req
304. And I fight Mr. Tooth Decay.Copy !req
305. So where are my fucking Krugerrands?Copy !req
306. Shh! What is going on
with you? You're doing this again.Copy !req
307. - What do you mean, "again"?
- You did this already.Copy !req
308. - Huh?
- You got the money last night.Copy !req
309. Nora, you came over
and got your money back last night.Copy !req
310. You got a little more than that, actually.Copy !req
311. I don't believe you.Copy !req
312. You're a liar,Copy !req
313. so you're even lying to me now,
or you lied to me 40 years from nowCopy !req
314. when you didn't tell me that
Nora got the money back.Copy !req
315. What are you talking about,
"40 years from now"?Copy !req
316. What's going on here?
What happened to your face?Copy !req
317. You happened.Copy !req
318. Last night.Copy !req
319. I kind of enjoyed it.Copy !req
320. Oh yeah?Copy !req
321. - Yeah.
- What happened?Copy !req
322. What, you playing rubbing privates? Yeah?Copy !req
323. - Well, uh…
- Yeah?Copy !req
324. Where's my money now?Copy !req
325. I gave you your money back last night.Copy !req
326. - What did you do with it? Where is it?
- Uh, I don't know.Copy !req
327. Oh shit.Copy !req
328. - What?
- Of course. She bought the car.Copy !req
329. Are we still on for tonight?Copy !req
330. Uh, I hope not. But knowing my mom,
then, you know, probably.Copy !req
331. Come on. Of course, yeah.Copy !req
332. Typical.Copy !req
333. Good old Alpha.Copy !req
334. Classic move, Mom.Copy !req
335. Sorry, Nora.Copy !req
336. It looks like Santa's gotta take
your little Spider back to the North Pole.Copy !req
337. What the—Copy !req
338. Hey.Copy !req
339. Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's my mom's stuff.Copy !req
340. Hey, sorry, lady, this is my— my stuff.Copy !req
341. Your mother says no more paying
for the apartment, the clothes.Copy !req
342. No more, just the baby.Copy !req
343. She'll take care of you
because you are the mother of the baby.Copy !req
344. Huh?Copy !req
345. Oh, actually, the baby of the mother,
but, uh, let's not get into it.Copy !req
346. Why did you steal this gold, Nora?Copy !req
347. It was so important to her.Copy !req
348. So much more than just coins.Copy !req
349. Look, man, I'm really sorry, you know?
I'm trying to fix it.Copy !req
350. Your family had so much life in Budapest,Copy !req
351. and then one day,Copy !req
352. poof, nothing.Copy !req
353. No one left.Copy !req
354. But you show her survival
no respect.Copy !req
355. Look, uh…Copy !req
356. of course I respect
my grandmother survived.Copy !req
357. Why do you disgrace this enchantment?Copy !req
358. Oh my God, Jesus Christ.
I mean, what is this, the occult?Copy !req
359. We're Ashkenazi Jews, not wizards.Copy !req
360. Yes, uh, this is translation problem.Copy !req
361. Not enchantment.Copy !req
362. Miracle.Copy !req
363. An impossible thing happened to Vera,
and you stole it.Copy !req
364. What impossible thing?Copy !req
365. Nora.Copy !req
366. Ugh, Ruth.Copy !req
367. Ruth? Uh—Copy !req
368. Holy shit, Ruthie.Copy !req
369. Look at this.
Eat your heart out, Melanie Griffith.Copy !req
370. Okay, stop. I've been trying
to track you down all day.Copy !req
371. I'm— I'm right here.Copy !req
372. I tried to pay her off, but…Copy !req
373. - I don't come cheap.
- Delia.Copy !req
374. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
375. - How are you?
- I mean…Copy !req
376. - A widow has to worry about you.
- A widow?Copy !req
377. She has her own problems,Copy !req
378. and she's running to the phone
every five minutes to find you.Copy !req
379. It's okay, Delia.Copy !req
380. Keeps me on my toes.Copy !req
381. I don't mind.Copy !req
382. Uh, you know how to drive stick?Copy !req
383. Do I know how to drive stick?Copy !req
384. Okay. Yeah.Copy !req
385. Sounds like a yes, okay?Copy !req
386. Look, yeah, really,
you're gonna have so many husbands.Copy !req
387. Nora, I'm mourning.Copy !req
388. God, you really
were a great driver, Ruthie.Copy !req
389. - What?
- I said, it's good to see you smile.Copy !req
390. - Oh God, this car is fun to drive.
- Yeah.Copy !req
391. And you are absolutely right to return it.Copy !req
392. It's the responsible thing to do.
I am proud of you.Copy !req
393. Ah!Copy !req
394. Can I ask you a question, Ruthie?Copy !req
395. Uh, what is wrong with my mom?Copy !req
396. - Your mom?
- Yeah.Copy !req
397. Um, she went through stuff
we can't even imagine.Copy !req
398. Auschwitz.Copy !req
399. I don't think
we'll ever get inside her head.Copy !req
400. Or she was born that way.Copy !req
401. Nature versus nurture.
But can we stop talking about this?Copy !req
402. I don't love yelling "Auschwitz"
in a car dealership.Copy !req
403. Well, who does?Copy !req
404. You know, tell you what it actually is.Copy !req
405. Epigenetics.Copy !req
406. Yeah. Nature versus nurture doesn't exist.Copy !req
407. You know who came up with that scam?Copy !req
408. Francis Galton,Copy !req
409. the founder of eugenics.Copy !req
410. - What?
- Eugenics.Copy !req
411. Nora.Copy !req
412. Look at you, sprightly little thing.Copy !req
413. You look so gorgeous.Copy !req
414. Look at this. Turns out
I'm the Norm of this, uh, Cheers.Copy !req
415. Eh.Copy !req
416. Okay, nothing. Too soon.Copy !req
417. Well, all you really need to know
is he's a cutie-pie alcohol abuserCopy !req
418. in a loveless marriage, eh.Copy !req
419. And I would like to return
one car, please.Copy !req
420. Oh, you just bought it.
Is there some kind of problem?Copy !req
421. Oh, all kinds of problems.Copy !req
422. - Oh.
- Yeah, all kinds.Copy !req
423. It's a real change of heart.Copy !req
424. Nora, you're here all the time.
You've wanted this so long.Copy !req
425. I just hate to see you—Copy !req
426. Well, I am her therapist,
and this is all under my direction.Copy !req
427. Well, I was just trying to be nice.
I don't need a doctor's note.Copy !req
428. Uh, the car depreciates in value
the moment it's off the lot,Copy !req
429. so I'm obligated to deduct a percentage.Copy !req
430. Of course you are.Copy !req
431. Well, just a smidge.Copy !req
432. Wait, I paid for this in cash?
I figured I would have paid in gold.Copy !req
433. I hope you find what you're looking for.Copy !req
434. Yeah. Well, fingers crossed,
it's all going in a trust for baby Nadia.Copy !req
435. You're naming the baby after me?Copy !req
436. Well, that's a letdown.Copy !req
437. Okay. All right. I guess we're done here.Copy !req
438. Hey, uh, let's check the trunk.Copy !req
439. Jesus fucking sable fest.Copy !req
440. Well, even Imelda Marcos
can't keep all the shoes.Copy !req
441. Yeah.Copy !req
442. All right.Copy !req
443. Well, wherever she bought these furs,
they got the coins.Copy !req
444. They're damaged.Copy !req
445. I'll take the return,
but I can't give you full price.Copy !req
446. Makes sense. Typical.Copy !req
447. Uh, all right, great.
Well, we're all negotiators,Copy !req
448. so, uh, there you go.Copy !req
449. Big business, cash money.Copy !req
450. Can I get my Krugerrands back now?Copy !req
451. That's it?Copy !req
452. Well, for what you gave me,
yeah, that's it.Copy !req
453. You're business owners, I get it.Copy !req
454. But I'm sorry to inform you
there's been an error.Copy !req
455. These Krugerrands
have been brought here by mistake.Copy !req
456. Mistakes? It's half our business.Copy !req
457. Listen to me, I need those coins.
They're meant to be for my daughter,Copy !req
458. uh, you know, to give her something realCopy !req
459. to make up for all the things
I can't give her,Copy !req
460. which is, uh, a lot.Copy !req
461. There's a lot of things.
I'm talking basic life skills, etcetera.Copy !req
462. Oh no, here we go.Copy !req
463. Always a sob story.Copy !req
464. Do you need a bag?Copy !req
465. What?Copy !req
466. Jesus, look,
I— I need all of those, all right?Copy !req
467. If my mom does not have all of those,Copy !req
468. she won't make it.Copy !req
469. She won't function.Copy !req
470. I know this for a fact.Copy !req
471. He's gone anyway, right?Copy !req
472. Yeah, that'll work.Copy !req
473. Goodnight. Hail Satan.Copy !req
474. Thanks, Ruthie.Copy !req
475. Well, yeah, the ring,
it's too big of a sacrifice.Copy !req
476. I don't deserve it. No.Copy !req
477. I don't deserve you, Ruthie.Copy !req
478. Oh, no one deserves what they get in life.
That's not how it works.Copy !req
479. You know? What's the ring to me?Copy !req
480. Sorry to be morbid, but it's a promise
from a dead man, and I would—Copy !req
481. I would rather
be alive with you.Copy !req
482. Hear, hear to that.Copy !req
483. Listen, you and me,
we got a long, long ways to go, all right?Copy !req
484. - Hmm.
- I'm basically like an oracle,Copy !req
485. just so you know.Copy !req
486. - Are you?
- Yeah. Basically.Copy !req
487. Speaking of the future,Copy !req
488. uh,Copy !req
489. enough with the, you know…Copy !req
490. You gotta stop fucking smoking, man.
You gotta stop smoking.Copy !req
491. Says the pregnant woman.Copy !req
492. The baby loves smoking.Copy !req
493. Me, I'm fine.
I got cryogenics, what have you, you know,Copy !req
494. but you, uh…Copy !req
495. - Oh yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
496. Well, up yours.Copy !req
497. Also, I want you to start
investing some money, okay?Copy !req
498. I'm talking real money.Copy !req
499. If you wanna make money,
put in some Tyson Foods, Grainger,Copy !req
500. Illinois Tool Works, Apple products—Copy !req
501. Nora. Nora! Nora.Copy !req
502. I know you're trying
to make me feel better,Copy !req
503. but I need you
to stop working so hard, okay?Copy !req
504. - All right?
- What did I do?Copy !req
505. I just need you
to be right here with me.Copy !req
506. Right here, right now.Copy !req
507. Can you do that?Copy !req
508. Okay?Copy !req
509. - Right here?
- Please.Copy !req
510. Hi,
this is Nora, start talking.Copy !req
511. Hey.Copy !req
512. Nora.Copy !req
513. Uh, don't freak out.
It's me, your daughter,Copy !req
514. calling you from somewhere
on the space-time continuumCopy !req
515. on the Upper East Side.Copy !req
516. Uh, I'm inside your body,
so that explains the voice,Copy !req
517. but don't be spooked by that, be cool.Copy !req
518. Uh…Copy !req
519. Yeah. So I guess I just wanna say hi,Copy !req
520. and that I'm—Copy !req
521. I'm really mad at you.Copy !req
522. Uh, yeah, you just—Copy !req
523. You mess up over and over,Copy !req
524. and it's just
pretty fucking hard to take, and, uh…Copy !req
525. Of course, you'll probably wind up
with Chez for a couple years.Copy !req
526. Uh, yeah, lo— lower companions,Copy !req
527. water seeks its own level, etcetera.Copy !req
528. And, uh, I don't know,
good— good for you.Copy !req
529. Better than being alone, I guess.Copy !req
530. Uh, so anyway, uh…Copy !req
531. I'm bringing the gold back
to Vera where it belongs to…Copy !req
532. I don't know, close this deranged
fucking loop and bounce.Copy !req
533. Um…Copy !req
534. I hope that this can be
a second chance for you guys,Copy !req
535. and that you don't just destroy things.Copy !req
536. So, uh…Copy !req
537. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
538. Uh, I love you.Copy !req
539. I tried my best. All right, yeah, bye.Copy !req
540. Fucking—
This is why they invented cell phones.Copy !req
541. Alan!Copy !req
542. Did somebody take my bag?Copy !req
543. Did you see who took my bag?Copy !req
544. Yo, did you take my bag?Copy !req
545. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!Copy !req