1. Ten.
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2. - Play affirmations for success.
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3. Affirmations for success:
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4. I am beautiful.
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5. I am beautiful.
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6. I am loved and deserve love.
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7. I am loved and deserve love.
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8. I am in control.
I am in control.
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9. - I am beautiful.
- I am beautiful.
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10. I am loved and deserve love.
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11. I am in control.
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12. I am beautiful.
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13. I am loved and deserve love.
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14. - Thank you.
- My pleasure.
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15. Thank you very much.
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16. Nice kid.
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17. I am beautiful.
- I am beautiful.
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18. I am loved and deserve love.
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19. I'm loved. I deserve to be loved.
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20. I am in control.
- I'm in control.
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21. Maxine invited me to your party.
- I'm in control.
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22. Are you here?
- Yeah, I know, but, uh...
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23. I'm trying to find this guy
I met the other night.
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24. Oh. Wow, okay.
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25. Well, that's a— That's a good way
to make me feel special.
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26. Right. No, no, no,
it's not like a sex thing.
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27. It's— He's a homelss guy.
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28. I'm in control.
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29. I'm in control.
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30. Okay, bye.
You're early.
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31. - You look—
- Thanks.
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32. - What's up? You seem a little—
- You always say that.
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33. - I always say—
- Yes, always.
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34. Routine is an incredible thing, Beatrice.
We become what we repeatedly do.
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35. Is that one of your affirmations?
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36. - Where are your bags?
- Where are your bags?
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37. - We need to talk—
- To talk. Yes, let's talk.
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38. It seems like a great time to talk,
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39. on the night before we leave
on a week-long vacation
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40. I've been planning for months.
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41. I need a drink.
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42. What's up, Bea?
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43. You seem nervous.
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44. Almost as if it's occurring to you
in this moment,
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45. maybe, possibly that this is
gonna be harder than you thought.
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46. - Did somebody tell you—
- You're going to break up with me? No.
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47. No, you did.
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48. Stop playing these mind games.
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49. What is the point of all this?
To humiliate me? To make me...
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50. - feel bad?
- Yes!
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51. That— That wasn't supposed to happen.
That—
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52. Uh...
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53. No. No.
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54. This is the problem. You're always
trying to fix every little thing.
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55. I can fix things. I just did.
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56. I— I can't do this anymore.
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57. - You need help.
- I was gonna propose.
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58. I'm sorry.
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59. I'll see you next time.
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60. - Oh.
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61. Oh, God.
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62. Fuck!
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63. Break up or... birthday?
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64. Birthday.
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65. All right.
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66. Oh, hey. I thought you were away
for the weekend.
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67. - I broke up with my girlfriend.
- Oh, no.
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68. Yeah, so you don't need to feed Boba Fett.
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69. - Oh, okay.
- What was it we decided on?
Fifty for the week, right? Here's 100.
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70. Wow. Okay.
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71. Thanks.
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72. This is actually really great
because honestly,
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73. I probably would've killed that fish.
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74. Ah, um, can— Can I ask you something?
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75. Sure.
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76. We live in the same building and we see
each other, you know, around. Um...
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77. What's your take on me?
- I don't have one.
- No.
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78. Really. I mean, like,
if you had to choose—
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79. Like, if you weren't paying me,
I never would've spoken to you.
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80. Okay. Um, thank you.
Thank you for your honesty.
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81. You're shitting me.
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82. You were gonna propose.
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83. Ever since I've known you,
it's been Beatrice.
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84. I mean, nobody gets through
long distance in college.
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85. She's the wrong person for me.
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86. Yo...
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87. You just blew up your whole life
and you are serial-killer calm about it.
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88. Do you think it's possible
to correct your life?
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89. I find myself in this position of finally
being able to do things the right way.
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90. You know?
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91. Why don't you come over for dinner?
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92. Sheree and I would love to have you.
Friday night.
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93. Yeah.
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94. Whenever Friday happens, I'll be there.
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95. I was just gonna reach out.
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96. Hi, I'm here to see Dr. Zaveri.
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97. - Hi.
- Alan, what's wrong?
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98. What are you doing here?
Do you have a cold?
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99. Oh, no, I just wanted
to tell you something.
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100. Aren't you supposed to be at work?
You can't skip work.
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101. - I'm trying to tell you—
- You can't go skipping work again.
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102. Whatever it is you want to tell me,
it can wait until later.
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103. I proposed to Beatrice.
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104. Did she say yes?
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105. Yes. Yes, she said yes.
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106. Oh!
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107. Oh, I'm so happy for you.
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108. - Me too.
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109. You just wait and see.
This is gonna change everything.
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110. - I know. You're right.
- Mm-hmm.
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111. We are experiencing
a temporary power outage.
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112. Get your phones! Call 911!
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113. No, no, no, no, no!
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114. Get down, everyone!
Everyone, lie on your backs!
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115. Get down, get down, get down!
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116. Hey, man. Didn't you get the news?
We're about to die.
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117. It doesn't matter. I die all the time.
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118. Me too.
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119. Fuck.
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120. Fuck.
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121. - Fuck.
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122. All right, just give me a second!
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123. - Hey, Alan.
- There was a woman on the elevator.
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124. Yeah, women don't like to take the stairs.
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125. You are loved and deserve love.
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126. I'm in control. I'm beautiful and loved.
I deserve love. I'm in control.
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127. I am beautiful and loved.
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128. So, um...
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129. You haven't said anything
since you got here.
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130. You're scaring me.
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131. Sorry. Um...
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132. Where were we? Um...
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133. What's up, Bea?
You— You look nervous.
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134. Almost as if it's occurring to you
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135. that maybe, possibly, all these things
are gonna be harder than you thought.
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136. Somebody told you about Mike?
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137. Mike?
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138. You slept with Mike?
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139. You fucked the gingerbread man?
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140. - Don't call him that.
- You...
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141. You call him that.
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142. Oh... I'm— I'm gonna be sick.
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143. Oh, I'm gonna throw up.
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144. Hey, you— You cheated on me
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145. with that elitist,
condescending nightmare.
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146. You never even met him.
You're not even interested—
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147. Is he the one that you're always
on the phone with when I get here?
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148. Is this— Is this why you two have been
meeting up for your dissertation
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149. about Philip Roth or whatever?
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150. For the millionth time,
it's Updike and the suburban imaginary.
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151. How could you do this to me?
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152. It just happened.
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153. And it kept on happening.
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154. And it got... harder and harder
for me to tell you anything.
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155. You're sensitive.
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156. If I said anything that wasn't in complete
agreement or wildly encouraging...
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157. you were gonna lose your shit.
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158. Or maybe...
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159. I don't know.
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160. Even hurt yourself.
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161. So, I...
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162. That's when I realized that...
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163. there was never gonna be a right time
for me to tell you anything.
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164. Fuck!
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165. If there are two, one kills the other.
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166. Hi.
- Hey.
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167. I'm Liana. Welcome to Garrett's.
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168. Are you looking for anything special?
Mother's Day or birthday?
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169. Look, I think we can both tell
that I'm not really a purchasing type.
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170. Um, so I appreciate you helping me
despite having no other customers.
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171. Well, it beats doing this crossword.
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172. You know that condition
where you can't remember people's faces.
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173. Facial aphasia?
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174. Yes.
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175. I have that, but with names.
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176. Oh, come on. You're fucking with me.
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177. I mean, people really like
to fuck with me, so just—
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178. No, no, no, it's a real condition.
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179. Mmm, what's that called?
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180. It's, uh...
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181. it's called name aphasia.
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182. Yes, it's a very serious condition.
You can google it after I leave.
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183. Anyway, uh, my boyfriend came in here
and he bought me an engagement ring.
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184. Congratulations. That's wonderful.
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185. Thank you so much. It's terrific.
It's an exciting time. Uh...
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186. I want to make sure
that he got me the right ring.
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187. Okay, so he's about six feet tall,
early thirties.
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188. He's got, like, disturbingly good posture.
You know, like, he stands very erect.
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189. Like this, but a spine.
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190. Oh, yes. He kind of looks
like Derek Jeter,
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191. who, like, obviously goes to the gym
all the time,
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192. and he's incredibly buff,
but not 'cause he's vain,
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193. he's just really compulsive, right?
Bingo. That is my weirdo.
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194. Yeah. He came in here about 20 times.
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195. And then he ended up picking
the most basic ring.
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196. No offense.
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197. No, not at all. Uh, do you know his name?
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198. Do I know your boyfriend's name?
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199. Yes.
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200. Okay, listen, this is really weird.
Would it kill you
to go look in the back?
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201. I think you're lying to me,
and I think it's time to go.
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202. I'm not lying to you.
Maybe you're lying. Maybe you're a liar.
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203. It's your boyfriend!
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204. Yes.
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205. What, are you accusing me
of sleeping with your boyfriend?
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206. Listen, I'm a professional.
Do you understand?
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207. You know what?
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208. I think you're just in here
trying to find things out
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209. 'cause you want to sell something
that somebody gifted you.
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210. You want to bring it
to a pawn shop or what?
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211. - I don't know, but it's time to go.
- So you don't have the name?
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212. - Out! Go! Now!
- No problem.
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213. You know what? I applaud your instincts.
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214. I see why they trust you
with all these jewels.
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215. Mmm. A bunch of malarkey.
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216. Bye.
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217. Come on, baby.
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218. Mm-hmm.
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219. Alan Zaveri.
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220. Hmm.
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221. Looks like somebody really likes shawarma.
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222. - Wanna talk about it?
- What?
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223. The break up, man.
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224. - Oh.
- Beatrice. This Mike asshole.
Yeah. No, I mean, I...
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225. I don't think there's anything to...
to say.
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226. How long has this been going on for?
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227. I don't, um...
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228. I didn't really ask.
I didn't really ask a lot of things.
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229. I would have asked...
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230. so many things. I mean—
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231. I never really liked Beatrice.
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232. What?
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233. Yeah, I mean, I never said anything mean
'cause she was just always... there.
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234. You know, Sheree cheated on me once
when we first started dating.
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235. You never told me that.
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236. Yeah, we actually went
to couple's therapy and everything.
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237. I don't know.
Eventually things just got better.
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238. But I wanted to know everything:
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239. how many times it happened,
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240. where it happened,
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241. who was this guy.
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242. Was she gonna do it again?
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243. - I don't. I can't.
- Why?
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244. I don't do therapy.
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245. I know you don't,
but it's worth a shot, okay?
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246. And Sean helped me and Sheree
get through our problems.
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247. I mean, having a third person there
really kind of gave us perspective.
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248. I can— I— I can do it by myself. I can.
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249. No one can do anything by themselves.
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250. Oh, hey, Coco.
Uh, I'm Alan's buddy, six I.
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251. - His buzzer's broken. Can you let me in?
- How do I know you're not a murderer?
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252. My sparkling personality?
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253. - How many people have you murdered?
- None.
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254. That's what a murderer would say.
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255. Really?
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256. Do I know you? What the fuck is this?
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257. Hey, man, I tried to jimmy your lock,
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258. but I guess that shit
only works in movies, huh.
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259. How did you find me?
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260. Uh, we're neighbors.
I live around the corner on Fifth and B.
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261. - No, no, thank you. No.
- Oh. No, I'm not selling anything, dude.
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262. Do you think it's weird
that we live in the same neighborhood?
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263. Do you think it means anything?
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264. Do you think we're dead?
That we're the same person?
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265. You know, I got a couple of theories
that I'm working on.
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266. Us being the same person
is my current favorite.
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267. How would that even work
that we could possibly—
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268. Check it out, check it out.
Can you feel this?
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269. Does it hurt? Is it hurting you?
It's hurting me.
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270. Okay, stop. Just...
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271. Hey, look, pal.
I'm not so sweet on you either, okay?
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272. But right now
you're the only lead I've got.
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273. - Lead?
- Yeah, you know, uh, clue.
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274. To get out of this,
whatever this is, this situation.
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275. There is no way out of this situation.
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276. And, personally, I liked it.
I had control. I— I knew what was coming.
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277. And then you showed up
and led me down this weird path,
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278. like a carcinogenic Siren.
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279. - You're welcome.
- No, I'm not thanking you.
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280. You showed up and everything has gone off.
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281. I— I learned something
I really didn't want to know.
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282. Beatrice, my girlfriend for nine years,
has been cheating on me.
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283. Whoa. That's very heavy.
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284. If you'd like to meet up again, I will be
at my birthday party yesterday night.
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285. - You're restarting on your birthday?
- Ah, yes. Yes, I am.
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286. The party's at the old yeshiva on Tenth
and A, all right? You can't miss it.
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287. And I can tell that you're really bent out
of shape about this Beatrice character,
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288. but, you know, we literally just met,
so, like, none of this is on me.
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289. From what I gather,
we are in this together.
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290. Or...
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291. if you think about Faulkner's influence
on William Styron...
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292. Styron's protagonist...
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293. and living with the legacy
of slave-holding territories...
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294. it lays...
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295. very nicely
on top of the counter narrative...
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296. of German concentration camp survivors.
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297. So we have a hero...
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298. right, who's— who's haunted by,
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299. but maybe romantically
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300. - compelled by the horrors—
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301. Excuse me, this is a private office.
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302. Fuck you!
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303. Jesus Christ!
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304. Hey, hey, what's going on?
Hey, man, get off of me!
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305. You need to walk away.
No!
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306. - You need to go, sir.
- Fucking Christ.
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307. - You're an asshole.
- Who are you?
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308. I'm Beatrice's boyfriend.
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309. Ah.
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310. Yeah?
- You're, uh— You're Alan.
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311. - Yeah.
- You know this man?
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312. It's—
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313. We're fine. You can go.
No, no, no, you don't know me.
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314. Listen, Alan. We can talk about this.
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315. - That's enough, all right? That's enough!
- Okay, I'm going!
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316. Alan... she's unhappy, man.
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317. I'm just her excuse to leave.
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318. Go to hell.
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319. - How's my face?
- It's fine.
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320. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
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321. Good.
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322. 'Cause the mirror's gone, so I—
I can't tell.
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323. Twelve.
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324. It's gone.
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