1. Oatmeal.
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2. What the fuck is in this thing?
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3. Fuck.
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4. It's the Cockroach.
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5. "At 87, Dolores Huerta
is a living civil rights icon.
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6. She started the farm workers' movement
with Cesar Chavez
while raising 11 children on her own."
I love it.
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7. Is this some sort of
a Wikipedia-sponsored voicemail greeting?
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8. No, I'm reading an actual article
in a physical newpaper.
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9. Oh.
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10. Huh, wild.
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11. Can you believe this Huerta woman?
Eleven children.
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12. I don't even have one children.
Divorced twice.
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13. I've been divorced zero times.
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14. Max, if it's any consolation, I promise
that you will get divorced someday.
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15. Oh, thank you so much.
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16. Is this headed somewhere?
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17. Reflecting on my life
and my choices.
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18. I'm sorry about last night.
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19. - I was out of line.
- Ah, no, no.
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20. Cooking brings me great joy,
but it alters my personality.
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21. I forgive you, Maxine.
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22. And you are an amazing host.
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23. Aww!
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24. What I really need to know is...
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25. Yeah?
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26. Where'd you get that Israeli joint from?
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27. - Wardog.
He's selling now?
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28. I thought that he just bought
that bar on Seventh and B.
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29. Well, he's not actually selling...
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30. which is why he's reluctant to say that,
you know, that he is.
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31. - He's actually a very private person.
- Is he still at the 917 number?
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32. Yeah.
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33. Are you gonna tell me what's going on?
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34. - I would...
Hmm. Mm-hmm.
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35. - ... but I think explaining it...
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36. might give us both an aneurysm.
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37. Oh. You know, your friends
can't help you if you don't let them,
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38. as I have said before.
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39. I know.
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40. I got to go, Max. I'll talk to you later.
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41. Ah.
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42. Oh, there you are.
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43. - Twenty-three, fourteen.
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44. And, um... 21—
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45. No, uh, no! Uh, 22.
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46. - And you want to know why 22?
- Why?
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47. 'Cause 22 years ago...
my grandmother died.
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48. It was not sudden.
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49. Hey, Kamile, how are you?
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50. I've been better, Nadia. You?
Eh, long live Allah!
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51. Nice shirt.
- Thanks.
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52. Um, it was—
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53. Cholera is a debilitating disease
and is a terrible way to go.
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54. Mostly, uh, non-fatal.
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55. Hey, Ferran, how's your friend
who was in here last night
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56. who seemed pretty broken up?
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57. - Who?
- I don't know. I didn't get a good look.
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58. He was drunk.
He seemed distraught.
- Excuse me.
- Oh, you're excused.
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59. I don't know what you're talking about.
It was pretty quiet here last night.
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60. No, a guy comes in. He's your buddy.
Uh, he knocked some stuff around.
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61. You do see somebody else standing here.
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62. Oh, yeah.
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63. Hey, Wardog.
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64. Uh, hey, hey,
it's Nadia Vulvokov calling you.
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65. So listen, man. I know that Mondays
are like your Saturdays,
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66. but, uh, I really need you
to call me back.
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67. It's important. All right?
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68. Thanks.
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69. She tries to call my mom
to find out where I was.
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70. But what she doesn't know
is my mom loves me.
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71. Oh, my gosh.
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72. Oh, wow. Well, let's start review.
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73. Derek, amazing job.
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74. Chad, you killed it.
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75. Nadia...
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76. we found a bug in your code.
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77. - So...
- May I?
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78. Oh, yeah. Yeah, take your time.
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79. Shh.
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80. - Bob left a mistake in here.
- Really?
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81. Yeah, that's why it's not
running correctly. Hold on, I'll fix it.
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82. Look, you don't have to do this
right now, Nadia.
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83. It could be anytime during the day,
all right?
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84. I mean, why not now?
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85. You know, life's short,
carpe diem, et cetera, right?
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86. - Phil?
- Yes?
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87. Okay.
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88. That should do it. Here.
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89. Great.
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90. So next is Chad.
Chad, what you got for us today?
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91. That's my drug dealer. I gotta take this.
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92. I'll be back.
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93. - Nadia.
Hey.
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94. - It's been too long.
- Hey, man.
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95. How are you?
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96. Well, uh... Yeah, I've been better.
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97. It smells like George Plimpton
after a week-long bender in here.
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98. A professional hazard, I'm afraid.
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99. Isn't this place great? It's even got
a secret back room with a password.
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100. - That's great. Listen, Wardog.
- Okay, you twisted my arm.
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101. The password's Jodorowsky's Dune.
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102. Nerd.
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103. So, listen, uh,
these, uh, joints you sold Maxine...
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104. - The Israeli joints?
- Yeah.
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105. Rolled them myself. Did you enjoy?
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106. Is there anything else in them?
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107. I mean, something that could produce
a psychedelic effect?
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108. - Just cocaine.
- From your regular supplier?
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109. Actually, no, a newer guy.
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110. - Who?
- What's this about, Nadia?
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111. All right. Who loves drugs more than me?
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112. You? Nobody.
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113. Who loves orgies more than you?
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114. - This guy.
You. Uh...
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115. And yet, here I am.
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116. I've tried almost every drug ever,
and I can't think of anything
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117. that would cause the kind of meltdown
I'm currently having.
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118. But if it's not the drugs,
uh, it's me, so...
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119. - Yeah.
Yeah?
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120. Is this how you answer the phone now?
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121. I'm a little distracted. What's up?
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122. - You texted me.
Right. Uh...
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123. Did anything weird
happen to you last night?
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124. Yeah, I went to a birthday party
and the guest of honor wasn't there.
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125. Uh...
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126. So look, I think Maxine slipped me
some weird shit last night,
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127. and I don't know
how to convey to you, to her,
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128. to anyone who really cares about me
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129. that I'm experiencing
something truly terrifying,
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130. that I am fucking scared,
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131. that I'm questioning my own sanity,
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132. uh...
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133. and that I may be dead.
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134. Hello?
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135. Are you still there?
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136. Yeah. Just trying to figure out
how I fit into all of this.
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137. Uh, I don't know.
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138. Maybe...
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139. help me.
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140. You know what?
I could skip this meeting
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141. and come down and see you,
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142. but history has taught me that whenever
I swoop down with a rescue plan,
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143. you're out quicker
than you left that party.
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144. So if I come down there,
are you actually going to be there?
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145. All right. You know what?
Do me a favor, John. All right?
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146. Just start fucking other people, okay?
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147. It's been six months.
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148. Hey, I fuck a lot of people!
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149. Oh, yeah? I'll believe it when I see it.
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150. Ah!
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151. - Fuck.
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152. Shit.
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153. Sweet birthday baby, having fun?
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154. Nad? Nemo? Nadia?
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155. Jodorowsky's Dune.
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156. Nadia, whoa. Long time no see.
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157. Happy birthday.
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158. Uh... what is in this?
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159. Israeli joints?
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160. Talk to Daniel.
He helped me put those together as a gift.
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161. Okay. Where is this cocaine from?
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162. - It's not coke.
- It's not?
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163. Okay, full disclosure.
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164. I've been working on this new thing
to help people cope with depression.
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165. - But it's just standard Special K.
- Ketamine?
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166. It's really taking off and helping people.
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167. Cancer patients especially
are responding well to it
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168. as a breakthrough depression medication.
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169. Wow.
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170. That— That's great. You know,
I am happy for those cancer people,
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171. but this wasn't a fucking cancer party.
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172. And now I keep dying
and... reliving the same night.
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173. - Does it hurt?
- You seem fine.
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174. Yes. I'm not fine, okay? Uh...
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175. So check this out about my finger.
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176. Right? I left a mark.
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177. Then I died. I came back.
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178. It's not there.
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179. Is there a history of mental illness
in your family?
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180. - That's not it.
- I only ask because—
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181. No, no, no, it's not me. All right,
understand, all right, it cannot be me.
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182. So, ipso facto, it has to be
your shitty fucking ketamine.
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183. Understand? Thank you.
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184. I am sorry for yelling.
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185. I'm having
a very hard, never-ending night.
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186. All right.
We gotta come back for you.
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187. Why?
Oh, no, let's go this way.
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188. That's the guy I was talking about.
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189. Ferran? Ferran, that's your friend!
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190. No!
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191. Fuck. Again?
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192. Those things are a menace!
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193. Sweet birthday baby!
- Do not offer me that.
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194. Nads, what the fuck?
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195. There is crazy-person
cancer ketamine in there.
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196. What are you talking about?
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197. Wardog and Dr. Daniel told me.
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198. How'd you know that Wardog's my guy now?
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199. Who's Dr. Daniel?
You haven't even tried this.
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200. I'm out of here.
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201. This is a real "fuck this," okay?
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202. Ah!
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203. Fuck! Fuck!
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204. - Sweet birthday baby.
- Why are you doing this to me?
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205. Watch it.
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206. Ah!
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207. - Fuck!
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208. Fuck!
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209. - Sweet birthday baby.
- This some kind of sick fucking fantasy?
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210. Should I get bangs?
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211. This is like The Game.
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212. I'm Michael Douglas!
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213. This is going well.
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214. Ah!
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215. Fuck!
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216. - Sweet birthday baby.
- Look, I got bigger fish to fry, okay?
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217. I got to figure out
how to get down the stairs.
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218. So... you don't want chicken?
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219. Stay the fuck away from me!
I'm coming down the stairs!
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220. Ha-ha! Ha, ha!
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221. Hey! Whoa!
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222. Sweet birthday baby.
- Why?
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223. Why would you give me a joint
that you don't know what's in it?
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224. It's laced with cocaine.
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225. It is not cocaine, Maxine.
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226. It is ketamine,
and I've never done ketamine before.
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227. And it turns out that it fucks me up.
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228. First of all, as far as I know,
it's cocaine,
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229. but I didn't roll these myself,
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230. so if you wanna say they're ketamine,
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231. Ah-ha!
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232. But secondly, we have done ketamine.
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233. Most recently at Lewis' christening.
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234. And you were fine.
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235. I forgot.
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236. - Fuck.
- Okay.
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237. - Nadia, please relax.
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238. I did all of this for you,
including this surprise joint,
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239. - ... because I love—
- Because you think I'm a cockroach.
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240. - What?
- I'm not a cockroach.
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241. You're the cockroach.
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242. Why are you calling me
a cockroach right now?
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243. Because you called me a cockroach.
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244. When? I would never call you a cockroach.
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245. Maxine...
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247. You're not helping me.
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248. You're not helping me at all.
You're sabotaging me.
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249. Will you stop acting crazy?
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250. Oh, my God!
I am not crazy! Okay? I am not crazy!
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251. You know I hate it
when people call me crazy.
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252. Look, I get it, all right? I realize
that sounded a little fucking crazy.
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254. Okay? This is on her.
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256. What are you doing?
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258. You can't leave. This is your party.
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259. Fucking Monday.
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260. Mmm-mmm-mmm.
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261. Lizzy? Lizzy? Lizzy?
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262. Wake up. Are you up?
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263. Hey.
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264. Thank you.
Oh, shit.
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265. Looks I got mixed up
in something very nice.
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266. Mmm-hmm.
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267. Where's Maxine?
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268. I don't know.
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269. It's Monday, so...
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270. Uh, gyrotonics.
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271. Yeah...
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272. Will you help me out with something?
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273. Okay, dude, all clear.
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274. So what was wrong with the stairs?
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275. Uh, it's a long story
involving multiple deaths.
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276. Yeah, this is much safer.
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277. Look, man...
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278. I'm not crazy.
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279. I'm not judging. I love crazy.
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280. Today I'm helping an artist
make blood jelly
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a 13th century mock debtors' prison.
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282. The key is knowing who to ask for help.
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283. In her case, me.
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284. In your case, also me.
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285. Thanks, buddy.
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286. You gonna head back up to the fuck pile?
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287. Mmm...
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289. Fuck that.
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290. - Bye, Lizzy.
Bye.
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291. - I love you.
Love you.
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292. Yes, I'm there, outside the school.
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293. Okay. You see the man's shadow.
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294. How does that make you feel?
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295. Frozen.
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296. Powerless.
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297. Is that belief true now?
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298. No.
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299. No, I know how to ask for things
for myself now,
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300. like— like in my marriage.
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301. And what would you ask for?
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302. I need...
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303. my wife to...
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304. talk to me.
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305. Maybe you talk
when you should just be touched.
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306. Yeah. Can you ask her to hold you?
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307. Yeah.
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308. Ruthie?
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309. Well, hey.
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310. Mmm.
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311. So... you want some tea?
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312. - No.
- Mmm.
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313. I don't want any of this fancy water.
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315. Okay.
What's up, muffin?
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317. Uh...
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318. Can we go sit downstairs in your office
like I'm an actual patient?
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319. I don't think that would suit you.
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320. You've always liked the kitchen.
Why? Why do I like the kitchen?
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321. Well... sustenance, safety, nourishment,
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322. all the things you were missing
when you were little.
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323. Well...
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324. Uh, I think I might be losing it,
like I'm going crazy.
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325. No, no, no, no, no,
we do not use that word in this house.
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326. Never did, never will.
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327. What was her diagnosis?
Like, what the fuck was wrong with her?
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328. Do not confuse your mother
with her damage.
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329. Last night I died.
What do you mean?
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330. - Last night was my birthday.
- Correct.
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331. I went to Maxine's. Uh...
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332. We got into a fight, so I tried to leave.
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333. I fell down the stairs and broke my neck.
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334. And I died.
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335. - Okay.
Okay.
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336. So then, uh, I'm back at the party.
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337. I try to leave, you know?
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338. Uh, fall down the stairs,
break my neck again.
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339. All right, so...
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340. Um...
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341. I died.
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342. I died.
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343. I died.
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344. I died.
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345. That's four times.
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347. Also— Also, my cat
just literally disappeared.
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if things got really scary,
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353. Record player, Ruth. Record player.
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355. Should I call my guy at Bellevue?
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356. - Is it the nicest psych ward?
- It's definitely the closest one.
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357. Darling, I'd get in with you,
but my damn knees.
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358. So I'm gonna grab a cab
and meet you there.
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359. You will not be alone, okay?
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360. Okay. I love you.
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361. Can you please remove
any jewelry and shoelaces?
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362. I don't fuck with shoelaces.
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363. Okay, can we have that necklace then?
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364. Uh...
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365. You know, it's uh— It's my mom's.
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366. So... I'd rather not.
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367. Full name?
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368. Nadia Vulvokov.
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369. V-U-L-V-O-K-O-V.
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370. It's like Volvo,
but with more letters and dyslexic.
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371. Have you hurt yourself
in the last 24 hours?
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372. Not intentionally, no.
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373. Do you feel
you were going to hurt yourself?
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375. - What day is it today?
- Monday.
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what would you do with it?
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377. Is the letter addressed to me?
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378. - Who is the president?
- Hey, what's going on back there?
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379. We got a redhead on board?
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380. Fire in the hole!
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381. Hey, man, you kiss your mommy
with that mouth?
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382. Hey, my mother loves me very much.
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383. Hey, do you need help with that necklace?
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384. No, I decided not to take it off.
Here's the thing.
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386. then doesn't that mean that I'm lucid
enough to maintain my own autonomy?
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really quickly, though.
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389. Okay, um, I don't know exactly
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391. and that is that a bunch of mama's boys
don't get to decide if I'm crazy.
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392. So, thank you. I'm out of here.
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393. No, miss, if you don't sit down,
we'll have to restrain you.
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394. Miss Vulvokov, I'm administering
a non-narcotic sedative.
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395. Let me out of here! Let me out!
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396. - Relax. Ryan?
- I'm trying.
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397. - I'm trying.
- Let me out of here!
What is going on back there?
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398. Nobody locks us up.
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399. Let's fuck this party
on the mouth.
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400. There you are. I lost track of you.
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401. Oh!
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402. You're having fun.
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403. Are you kidding me?
This is the greatest party ever.
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404. I mean, we can do whatever we want,
whoever we want.
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408. Oh, man, it's never gonna be
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