1. - Previously
on "RuPaul's Drag Race UK"...Copy !req
2. You need to create
two girl groups.Copy !req
3. - The Vivienne.Copy !req
4. - For once in this competitionCopy !req
5. I kind of watched you
slowly lose it up there.Copy !req
6. - Crystal.Copy !req
7. - Because Cheryl
really stood out,Copy !req
8. you felt like
the other member.Copy !req
9. - I loved how you all sort of
play a role in the group,Copy !req
10. and it was very much
a girl band,Copy !req
11. and I wanted to join in
with you.Copy !req
12. - Baga Chipz, Blu Hydrangea,
Divina De Campo,Copy !req
13. all three of you
are the winners.Copy !req
14. - The Vivienne,
shantay you stay.Copy !req
15. Crystal, sashay away.Copy !req
16. - I'm feeling
all sorts of emotions.Copy !req
17. I'm made up
that I won the lip-sync,Copy !req
18. but I'm gutted that I had
to do it in the first place.Copy !req
19. "You're a bunch of ugly,
talentless,Copy !req
20. horrible little witches."Copy !req
21. "I'm going to miss you."Copy !req
22. - "Crystal."
- Oh, Crystal.Copy !req
23. - Good girl.
- What a sweetheart.Copy !req
24. - Well, it's that time, girls.Copy !req
25. Someone has to go.Copy !req
26. - I never thoughtCopy !req
27. that I would see Vivienne
wipe off a mirror message,Copy !req
28. but maybe that'll take her down
off her high horse.Copy !req
29. - Vivienne, if you had won
the reading challenge yesterday,Copy !req
30. would you have still picked
the same team?Copy !req
31. - Uh...
- No.Copy !req
32. - I would have picked you.Copy !req
33. - Really?
- 100%. I'm not stupid.Copy !req
34. I probably would have
picked...Copy !req
35. - I've spent the past 15 years
choreographing shit,Copy !req
36. directing stuff, writing music.Copy !req
37. None of you seem to know
that I fucking do this stuff.Copy !req
38. - Yeah.Copy !req
39. - Wake the fuck up.Copy !req
40. I have a shit-ton of skills.Copy !req
41. - What fucking hell, girl?
Chill out.Copy !req
42. - I think maybe her currency
might be a bit more fresh.Copy !req
43. - And yet ours
was the one that won.Copy !req
44. I have more skills than any
of these other bitches,Copy !req
45. and yet apparently
I don't exist to Vivienne.Copy !req
46. - Ugh.Copy !req
47. - I feel like I've had a stroke.Copy !req
48. - Oh, you were amazing.
You killed it.Copy !req
49. I love The Viv,
she's my sister,Copy !req
50. but at the end of the day,
I actually agree with Divina.Copy !req
51. Divina is a fierce queen.Copy !req
52. She is good at everything:Copy !req
53. singing, dancing,
making outfits.Copy !req
54. That's what you call
full package.Copy !req
55. - In my mind, you're,
like, one of the top girls.Copy !req
56. - Yeah, well, I don't thinkCopy !req
57. everybody sees me that way,
do they?Copy !req
58. - Well, that's something
you need to addressCopy !req
59. when you feel the time is right.Copy !req
60. - Yeah, well—
- Because I feel likeCopy !req
61. everything's very tension-filled
at the moment.Copy !req
62. That, like, conversationsCopy !req
63. can just go to the direction
they shouldn't.Copy !req
64. - Or maybe they go the way
that they should, actually.Copy !req
65. If you don't have
a very high opinion of my drag,Copy !req
66. fucking say it.Copy !req
67. - What's going on?
- You know what I mean?Copy !req
68. - Hey-hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
69. - How are we?
- I'm all right.Copy !req
70. - Are you okay?
- Well, yeah, I am.Copy !req
71. I'm just always last
on the list with you.Copy !req
72. - Huh?
- Because you discounted me.Copy !req
73. You didn't think
I had any, like—Copy !req
74. - Well, I was gonna pick—
- No voguing skills—Copy !req
75. - I was gonna put you next.Copy !req
76. - But not as a choreographer.Copy !req
77. - Well, this is awkward.Copy !req
78. - And you clearly don't value
what I do as a drag queen,Copy !req
79. and that is also fine.Copy !req
80. - I'm being 100% honest
with you.Copy !req
81. Now that I've seen you here,Copy !req
82. you are 20 times the drag queen
you are in the outside world.Copy !req
83. Because for the past 10 years,Copy !req
84. I've seen Divina in a red wig
and a silver dress.Copy !req
85. - Bullshit, Vivienne. Bullshit.Copy !req
86. - And I know exactly—
- Bullshit.Copy !req
87. A red wig and a silver dress?Copy !req
88. I don't think.Copy !req
89. - Oh, whatever.Copy !req
90. - I've worn that silver dressCopy !req
91. maybe 10 times
in my entire career.Copy !req
92. - You've just won the challenge.Copy !req
93. I'm so proud of you for that,
and I'm trying to tell youCopy !req
94. that I would have chosen you,
Cheryl, and Baga.Copy !req
95. You're not hearing that.Copy !req
96. - I'm hearing everything—Copy !req
97. - No, no, you're hearing—Copy !req
98. you're hearing I wouldn't
have chose you first,Copy !req
99. and you're fucking pissed
about that.Copy !req
100. - Tell me anybody else
in this workroomCopy !req
101. who has a four and a half
octave range.Copy !req
102. Tell me anybody else who
can sing in five languages.Copy !req
103. Tell me anybody else who can do
that all while doing the splits.Copy !req
104. Tell me anybody else
who has 15 years of experienceCopy !req
105. of directing production shows.Copy !req
106. - Wow.Copy !req
107. If you wanna kick off because
I didn't choose you first,Copy !req
108. you kick off.
That's your prerogative.Copy !req
109. - Moving forward from here,
we're gonna block outCopy !req
110. all the negativity,
Divina, Divina, Divina.Copy !req
111. No one's getting in my head.Copy !req
112. I'm going back
to week one Vivienne:Copy !req
113. eyes on the prize.Copy !req
114. - Well, that conversation
just scalped me.Copy !req
115. - Medic!Copy !req
116. - The winner crowned the UK's
first "Drag Race" superstarCopy !req
117. will receive an all-expenses-
paid trip to HollywoodCopy !req
118. to create
their own digital seriesCopy !req
119. with the producers
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."Copy !req
120. Tonight, with Michelle Visage,
Graham Norton,Copy !req
121. and extra-special
guest judge Cheryl.Copy !req
122. - Oh.
- Here we are.Copy !req
123. - With five girls.Copy !req
124. - Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
125. - Wow.
- Huh.Copy !req
126. - Well, I'm gonna sit in between
you two after last week.Copy !req
127. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
128. - I haven't a clue
what all this is about.Copy !req
129. - You were like two boxers.Copy !req
130. - We had a few drinks,
we chatted, you and I.Copy !req
131. - I respect what you do,
Vivienne,Copy !req
132. and it's hard to watch
somebody else's actionsCopy !req
133. saying I don't respect
what you do.Copy !req
134. And I gave that
too much credence,Copy !req
135. I gave that too much power,Copy !req
136. because I shouldn't give a shit
what you think.Copy !req
137. - Ding, ding, ding!
Round two!Copy !req
138. - Hello, hello, hello!Copy !req
139. You all right, babes?Copy !req
140. Ladies, in 1922,
Lord Reith founded the BBCCopy !req
141. to educate, inform,
and entertain.Copy !req
142. Now, with that in mind,
for today's mini-challengeCopy !req
143. we're gonna play a little game
called BBC.Copy !req
144. I don't know why
you're laughing.Copy !req
145. - Oh.
- Ooh!Copy !req
146. - Just keep coming.
- Oh, goodness, gracious me.Copy !req
147. - Oh!Copy !req
148. - Ladykins, you have to guessCopy !req
149. what these handsome chaps
are wearing under their shorts.Copy !req
150. - You have three choices:Copy !req
151. Boxers, Briefs, or Commando.Copy !req
152. - Oh...Copy !req
153. - You have six attempts each,Copy !req
154. and the queen with the most
correct guesses wins.Copy !req
155. - This ain't the BBC
I grew up watching.Copy !req
156. I used to watch "Blue Peter"
and "The Antiques Roadshow."Copy !req
157. - Number one, Divina.Copy !req
158. Boxers, briefs, or commando?Copy !req
159. - Am I allowed
a closer inspection?Copy !req
160. - Uh, no, darling.
This is as close as you get.Copy !req
161. - Briefs.Copy !req
162. - Show us what you're packing.Copy !req
163. - Oh!Copy !req
164. - You got a match.Copy !req
165. All right, number six.Copy !req
166. - I think you've got briefs on.Copy !req
167. - Ah!Copy !req
168. - You're really good at this.Copy !req
169. - Well,
I've had a lot of practice.Copy !req
170. This is maybe not what
I was expecting from the BBC.Copy !req
171. Not angry, though.Copy !req
172. - Up next, Baga Chipz.Copy !req
173. - Very, very nice. Very nice.Copy !req
174. - Number two, step forward.Copy !req
175. - Boxers.Copy !req
176. - Oh, briefs.Copy !req
177. Number three, step forward.Copy !req
178. - Oh, my God, I'm gonna
be walking like Tina Turner.Copy !req
179. - How does Tina Turner walk?Copy !req
180. - I'm gonna say boxers
for this one.Copy !req
181. - Oh, commando.Copy !req
182. - Oh, I thought
they'd have their knob out.Copy !req
183. - It's camo.Copy !req
184. - He seems like a naughty boy,Copy !req
185. so I think he goes commando,
you know?Copy !req
186. Oh, he's got the pantaloneson!Copy !req
187. Well, with the length
on that one,Copy !req
188. I think he needs the length
for the bottom half as well,Copy !req
189. so I'm going boxers.
- Okay.Copy !req
190. - Yay!Copy !req
191. - You got it.Copy !req
192. - I've won something
in this competition.Copy !req
193. - We've all won something
in this competition.Copy !req
194. Think real hard.Copy !req
195. I mean harder.
Think harder.Copy !req
196. - I'm gonna say boxers.Copy !req
197. Oh!Copy !req
198. - Camo, she better don't.Copy !req
199. - Gonna say commando again.Copy !req
200. Oh!Copy !req
201. - Boxers.
We call him Big Ben.Copy !req
202. - How many did I get?
- I don't know.Copy !req
203. I'm in a daze.
- Me, too!Copy !req
204. - When did you all get here?Copy !req
205. All right, Viv, maybe you can
say this one as Kim Woodburn.Copy !req
206. - Oh,
it's filth, dear. Have a look.Copy !req
207. If I had to say,
I'd say it was boxers, Ru.Copy !req
208. - Number three, please
show us what you got.Copy !req
209. - Come on,
love, we haven't got all day.Copy !req
210. - Oh!Copy !req
211. It's commando.
- Oh, dear, you could takeCopy !req
212. someone's eye out with that,
my love.Copy !req
213. Put them on, it's filth.
Pull them up.Copy !req
214. It's horrible, actually.Copy !req
215. - Great job, ladies.Copy !req
216. That was a hard one.Copy !req
217. Really hard.Copy !req
218. But one of you really
managed to pull it off.Copy !req
219. With five matches,Copy !req
220. the winner of today's
mini-challenge is...Copy !req
221. Divina.Copy !req
222. - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
223. - Con-drag-ulations.Copy !req
224. Who knew all those years
of looking at men's trousersCopy !req
225. would have paid off?Copy !req
226. - Now, ladies,
to make the big money,Copy !req
227. the UK's first
"Drag Race" superstarCopy !req
228. needs to have the skills
to sell anything.Copy !req
229. So for this week's
maxi challenge,Copy !req
230. you need to create and market
your own brand of bottled water.Copy !req
231. Now, you'll be in charge
of every detail,Copy !req
232. from the name to the packagingCopy !req
233. to producing and starring
in your own commercial.Copy !req
234. The thirst is real.Copy !req
235. Gentlemen,
start your engines,Copy !req
236. and may the best woman win.Copy !req
237. Coming up...Copy !req
238. Do you feel
you have what it takesCopy !req
239. to go all the way
in this competition?Copy !req
240. - Yeah, I do, actually.Copy !req
241. - Do you think the others
feel you have what it takes?Copy !req
242. - No, I don't think
they have a clue.Copy !req
243. - Well, Cheryl,
what's the craic?Copy !req
244. - Oh, this is gonna be the week
I have a breakdown.Copy !req
245. - Why?Copy !req
246. - Because nothing's
coming to me.Copy !req
247. - But why? There's so much
that you could do.Copy !req
248. You could do about Essex
and whitening your teeth, and—Copy !req
249. - Well, I was thinking along the
lines of, like, the diva water,Copy !req
250. like, the thing that gives you,
like, the Essex diva-ship.Copy !req
251. So, like—Copy !req
252. - Oh, yeah, yeah?Copy !req
253. - You instantly feel,
like, I'm arrived.Copy !req
254. I'm here, girls.Copy !req
255. - Do you wanna shine bright
like my vajazzle,Copy !req
256. you need this water, hon.Copy !req
257. - Yeah, exactly.
You see, that's funny.Copy !req
258. - Can I have a suggestion?Copy !req
259. I think we've seen a lotCopy !req
260. of that Essex girl character.Copy !req
261. Maybe try and step out of
the box and try something new.Copy !req
262. If I was one of them judges
watching this challenge,Copy !req
263. and I just saw,
"I'm Cheryl Hole," again,Copy !req
264. I'd be bored.
Come on, girl, get creative.Copy !req
265. - You don't wanna be playing
Cheryl all the while.Copy !req
266. - When you did the Welsh accent,
that was hilarious.Copy !req
267. Oh, do you know what, guys?Copy !req
268. I'm absolutely sick
of these girls around the town.Copy !req
269. I just want me own man.Copy !req
270. I don't wanna fight for you,
do you know what I mean?Copy !req
271. I've had enough of this.Copy !req
272. Blu, stop doing that.Copy !req
273. - I've never heard
a Welsh accent,Copy !req
274. but I don't know if that's it.Copy !req
275. Cheryl's Welsh accent
is questionable,Copy !req
276. and all these shady bitches
know it.Copy !req
277. But they're trying
to make her do itCopy !req
278. so she'll go in the bottom.Copy !req
279. - You've got to sell a product,
but you gotta sell yourself.Copy !req
280. - Yeah.
- And, like, instantlyCopy !req
281. I've gone with my strengths
and what I know.Copy !req
282. But now I'm like, well,
clearly I've done that too much,Copy !req
283. and now I'm just,
like, second-guessingCopy !req
284. whether I should even bother
with that now.Copy !req
285. Of course
I'm gonna think about it,Copy !req
286. because are they trying
to look out for me,Copy !req
287. or are they just trying to
make me do something stupidCopy !req
288. so I fall flat?Copy !req
289. - "Ello, guvna.Copy !req
290. - "Ello.
- Hi.Copy !req
291. - How are
my thirsty queens doing?Copy !req
292. - Thirsty, agh!Copy !req
293. - Hello, Blu.
- Hi, how are you?Copy !req
294. Every time that man
steps in this room,Copy !req
295. I piss my pants.Copy !req
296. Well, the concept for my waterCopy !req
297. is about bottling my vanity
and my talentsCopy !req
298. and my amazing beauty,
and it's gonna be literallyCopy !req
299. my blood, sweat, and tears
squeezed in.Copy !req
300. - Ooh, that sounds gross.Copy !req
301. Yeah, I suppose it is.Copy !req
302. I didn't think about that.Copy !req
303. It's just people seemed to likeCopy !req
304. the whole Mary Berry thing,
and it was a wee bit gross,Copy !req
305. so I kind of was just—Copy !req
306. - You're gonna go with that.Copy !req
307. - Yeah, I just feel like
that must be my thing.Copy !req
308. I get to be a wee bit gross,
you know?Copy !req
309. - Yeah. Well, Blu, listen,
I love advertising.Copy !req
310. I love when
it's uniquely your own.Copy !req
311. You're saying right now
that you're 23Copy !req
312. and you haven't quite found
your voice yet.Copy !req
313. - Mm-hmm.
- So far, the Mary Berry thingCopy !req
314. is swaying you
towards that angleCopy !req
315. because you were
successful at it.Copy !req
316. I'm gonna challenge you
to find some other angles.Copy !req
317. I think there's more to you
than just the Mary Berry thing.Copy !req
318. - Oh, that's really inspiring.Copy !req
319. - Well, that's
what I'm here for.Copy !req
320. - Yeah, you know, you go into
this and you have one idea.Copy !req
321. And that just totally
flipped that over.Copy !req
322. - Good, hopefully you'll do
very well in this challenge.Copy !req
323. - Thank you.
The luck of the Irish.Copy !req
324. - That's right.
All right, I'll see you later.Copy !req
325. - Thank you.
Have a lovely day.Copy !req
326. - Baga Chipz.
- Hello, Ru.Copy !req
327. - You have the most RuPeter
badges in the whole competition.Copy !req
328. - I am shocked myself.
Can't believe it.Copy !req
329. It's just incredible.Copy !req
330. - Oh, here we go,
Baga with her brownie badges,Copy !req
331. showing off that she can
tie the knot in the camp.Copy !req
332. - I see a whole storyboard
there.Copy !req
333. - Yeah.
It's Baga's Moose Juice WaterCopy !req
334. because I get so much
male attention.Copy !req
335. All the men, they can't
keep their eyes off me.Copy !req
336. They're all like, ooh, girl,
have a bit of this,Copy !req
337. and then it turns me into
a horrible, ugly, old woman.Copy !req
338. - Oh, so the appealCopy !req
339. is that it turns you into
a horrible, ugly, old woman.Copy !req
340. - Because
all these products,Copy !req
341. they claim to make you
more beautiful,Copy !req
342. and I wanna do the reverse.Copy !req
343. - I'm having a hard time
with that.Copy !req
344. - Oh! Oh, shit.Copy !req
345. Looks like I'm going
to have to change my idea.Copy !req
346. - This water should be
branding who you are.Copy !req
347. I would think it would taste
like a bag of chips.Copy !req
348. - Oh, that's a good idea.Copy !req
349. - What do you mean,
"that's a good idea?"Copy !req
350. That would be the first thing
I would think of!Copy !req
351. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
352. - Oh, my gosh, I'm gonna do—
oh, my God,Copy !req
353. I think I'm going to have to do
something totally different now.Copy !req
354. - Listen, I don't want
to lead the witness.Copy !req
355. I don't.
I'm stating the obvious.Copy !req
356. Your product
should be branding you.Copy !req
357. - I feel like I'm at school,
you've just taught me a lot.Copy !req
358. - All right, Well, let's see
if you can pull this off.Copy !req
359. - Thank you, Ru.
- Thanks, love.Copy !req
360. - I'm nervous.Copy !req
361. I had an idea.
I've now got a different one.Copy !req
362. Which one's gonna work?Copy !req
363. - Hi, Vivienne.
- Hello.Copy !req
364. - You were in the bottom
last week.Copy !req
365. - I was, yeah.
- How did that feel?Copy !req
366. - Oh, it was heartbreaking.Copy !req
367. - What was heartbreaking
about it?Copy !req
368. - Just I've been in the top
every week,Copy !req
369. the top three,
and I'd won two challenges,Copy !req
370. and then all of a sudden
to be in that bottom,Copy !req
371. it's just—nothing
prepares you for it.Copy !req
372. I feel like I've got something
big to prove this week.Copy !req
373. I was in the bottom last weekCopy !req
374. and now I'm showing the judges
that was just a fluke.Copy !req
375. - Are you any good
at advertising and branding?Copy !req
376. - I'd say I was, yeah.Copy !req
377. And I think it's a great
opportunity to act as well,Copy !req
378. so I wanna bring
a strong character,Copy !req
379. a stereotypical scouse
housewife from Liverpool.Copy !req
380. She's got three kids.
She needs a bit of moistening.Copy !req
381. - Okay.
- And this water,Copy !req
382. it's gonna get you
nice and rehydrated.Copy !req
383. I think that's
an admirable thing to do,Copy !req
384. so I'm gonna let you get to it.Copy !req
385. - Pleasure.
Thank you, Ru.Copy !req
386. - Thank you.
- See you soon.Copy !req
387. - Cheryl Hole.Copy !req
388. - Hello, Ru.
- Hello, darling.Copy !req
389. I see you have
a green dress here.Copy !req
390. - Yes, I'm going down
the dancer route,Copy !req
391. so I thought I'd pull out
one of my best dancer costumes.Copy !req
392. - Well, you realise
you'll be doing itCopy !req
393. in front of a green screen,
right, darling?Copy !req
394. - Oh, crap!
- Yes.Copy !req
395. - It's a good thing I've gotCopy !req
396. plenty of other sequined
bodysuits, isn't it?Copy !req
397. - Tell me about your consumer.Copy !req
398. Who would buy
Cheryl Hole's water?Copy !req
399. - I'm catering more
to the peopleCopy !req
400. that are about to hit the town
and go on a night out.Copy !req
401. So it's for all the people
that wanna have, like,Copy !req
402. a good boogie on the dance floor
and have that confidenceCopy !req
403. and exuberate everything
that Cheryl Hole does.Copy !req
404. - So how's it going
with this challenge so far?Copy !req
405. - I'd be lying if I said
I was having a good time.Copy !req
406. - Really? Why?Copy !req
407. - I definitely feel like
I'm bottom of the pack.Copy !req
408. - Are you the only one
without a RuPeter badge?Copy !req
409. - Thank you for reminding me,
Ru.Copy !req
410. Yes, I am the only one
in this room without a badge.Copy !req
411. And if I'm being completely
honest, I thought last weekCopy !req
412. I had it in the bag
to finally get that badge.Copy !req
413. - Right, because you're
a dancer, you're a performer,Copy !req
414. and you actually excelled
in that challenge,Copy !req
415. but it wasn't
on the winning team.Copy !req
416. - Yeah.Copy !req
417. - Well, Cheryl, listen,
just a word of advice.Copy !req
418. Know who you are,Copy !req
419. and apply that
to all of the challenges.Copy !req
420. I want to see the Cheryl Hole
brand in this water.Copy !req
421. Thanks, Cheryl.
- Thank you, Ru.Copy !req
422. - All right, doll.Copy !req
423. - It was nice to hear Ru
believe in me.Copy !req
424. Yeah, my runway's been weak,Copy !req
425. but there's something
that Ru sees in me,Copy !req
426. and that means a lot to me,
and I needed that.Copy !req
427. - Hi, Divina.
- Hello.Copy !req
428. - Tell me about your water.Copy !req
429. - It's called DD-SEA.
- Ooh!Copy !req
430. - As in the sea... water.Copy !req
431. - Yes. Oh, DD-SEA Water.Copy !req
432. - Yeah. We're going to
de-saltify all that water.Copy !req
433. - I was gonna ask you
about that.Copy !req
434. Because seawater
is quite salty.Copy !req
435. - Yeah.
- Not for drinking.Copy !req
436. - No. Well, you know,Copy !req
437. I am probably
the saltiest bitch here.Copy !req
438. - Do you feel
you have what it takesCopy !req
439. to go all the way
in this competition?Copy !req
440. - Yeah, I do, actually.Copy !req
441. - You think the others feel
you have what it takes?Copy !req
442. - No, I don't think
they have a clue.Copy !req
443. - Have you had discussions
with them about this?Copy !req
444. - Yeah, there may have been
a discussion last week.Copy !req
445. - With you and The Vivienne.
- Yeah.Copy !req
446. - Yes. What happened
in that discussion?Copy !req
447. - Well, at every turn,Copy !req
448. other people have been higher
in her ranking than I have.Copy !req
449. And yet at every turn I've done
better than those fuckers.Copy !req
450. - Divina, bringing it up, again.Copy !req
451. Get over it.Copy !req
452. - You know, we all want
that validation, don't we?Copy !req
453. That people think
you're good at what you do.Copy !req
454. But I think they've all been
surprised at every turnCopy !req
455. when I've put
everything together,Copy !req
456. and then they've gone, "Oh.Copy !req
457. "I didn't realise
this was what you could do.Copy !req
458. I thought you were just
a sequin dress and a red wig."Copy !req
459. - Do you think that's what
Vivienne thought about you?Copy !req
460. - Absolutely.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
461. - A cheap sequin dress, as well.Copy !req
462. - If you're gonna
grass me off,Copy !req
463. at least keep to the facts.Copy !req
464. I said a red wig
and a silver dress, not cheap.Copy !req
465. Although I probably
could have put that in as well.Copy !req
466. - All right, ladies,
gather round.Copy !req
467. Gather round, ladies.Copy !req
468. In a moment you'll be shooting
your water commercialsCopy !req
469. with the help of the
incredibly fluid Graham Norton.Copy !req
470. - Yay!
- Whoo!Copy !req
471. - And tomorrow on the main stageCopy !req
472. we'll be joined by
our extra-special guest judge—Copy !req
473. I've loved her
since Girls Aloud—Copy !req
474. Cheryl.Copy !req
475. - Aw.
- Wow.Copy !req
476. - I have never met Cheryl.Copy !req
477. Like, Cheryl is the reason
I'm here today, girls.Copy !req
478. I can't. No.Copy !req
479. - How was your walkthrough,
Divina?Copy !req
480. - Um, okay.Copy !req
481. - Couldn't help but hear you
bringing up last week again.Copy !req
482. - Oh, well,
I was asked the question.Copy !req
483. I was asked.
I didn't volunteer.Copy !req
484. - I think
I'm getting persecutedCopy !req
485. for a question that you
didn't like the answer to.Copy !req
486. - I mean, nobody's
persecuting you, darling.Copy !req
487. I got asked by RuPaul
what went on, so I told her.Copy !req
488. - Can we leave it at this now?Copy !req
489. It's getting very tiring.Copy !req
490. - Oh. Well, it depends
whether I'm still the girlCopy !req
491. with the red hair
and the silver dress.Copy !req
492. - You know I think
you're a fierce queen, girl.Copy !req
493. - I know.Copy !req
494. - As long as you're good
with that.Copy !req
495. - Yeah, of course, of course.Copy !req
496. We've cleared the air.Copy !req
497. I don't give a shit anymore,Copy !req
498. because I'm fucking fabulous
and she's going home.Copy !req
499. - Coming up...Copy !req
500. - My advert will show meCopy !req
501. releasing my inner drag queenCopy !req
502. with a fierce outlook on life.Copy !req
503. - Go over the top with this.Copy !req
504. Okay, maybe not that much.Copy !req
505. - Hello, everyone. Are you
all set to film your water ads?Copy !req
506. - Oh, yes,
- Can't wait.Copy !req
507. - There's a limited amount
of time, so bear that in mind.Copy !req
508. And if it turns out
you are a proppy actress,Copy !req
509. the Brit Crew are here
to help.Copy !req
510. Blu, you're up first.Copy !req
511. - Mm-hmm.
- Go for it, girl.Copy !req
512. - Okay, we'll see
the rest of you in a bit.Copy !req
513. - Okay.
- See you in a bit.Copy !req
514. - So we're gonna set up
your first scene.Copy !req
515. - Right. So this is
do you look frazzled?Copy !req
516. I do looked frazzled,
probably, right now.Copy !req
517. That's because I am frazzled.Copy !req
518. - You're good, you're good,
you're good.Copy !req
519. - My advert will show me
going from a sad, frazzled ladyCopy !req
520. to releasing my inner drag queen
with a fierce outlook on life.Copy !req
521. - Uh, action.Copy !req
522. - Are you frazzled?Copy !req
523. - Does your country's laws
discriminate against you?Copy !req
524. - I'm not using many props
for my advert.Copy !req
525. I don't really need them.Copy !req
526. My fierce is my prop.Copy !req
527. Does that make sense?Copy !req
528. - It does.Copy !req
529. Right now we're seeing you
full length.Copy !req
530. - Oh.Copy !req
531. - So the glamour
is slightly spoiledCopy !req
532. by a bottle
between your legs.Copy !req
533. - I mean, yeah,
it would—it would—Copy !req
534. - Action.Copy !req
535. - Oh, yeah, daddy, yeah.Copy !req
536. Stop that. Oh...Copy !req
537. - Go over the top with this,
really—really—Copy !req
538. - Okay, maybe not that much.Copy !req
539. Just think about your parents
watching this.Copy !req
540. - I've already ruined
my whole dignity for them.Copy !req
541. - You dirty cow!Copy !req
542. - Muck.
- Okay, so is that okay?Copy !req
543. Ask the bottle.Copy !req
544. I think we got that.Copy !req
545. Okay, let's move on.Copy !req
546. - Finding Blu Hydrangea
helped me love myself,Copy !req
547. so drinking Blu Hydration
will help you love yourself.Copy !req
548. - Thank you very much.
That's a wrap.Copy !req
549. Well done, you!
- Yay, well done, Blu!Copy !req
550. - Now, she's definitely
doing it for the Irish girls,Copy !req
551. but is sexy
gonna sell this advert?Copy !req
552. - Cheryl Hole, you're up.
Here we go.Copy !req
553. - Here we go, here we go,
here we go.Copy !req
554. - I'm ready.Copy !req
555. Now, I could be feeling
the most poo in the world,Copy !req
556. but the minute that drag is on,Copy !req
557. the confidence
just comes over me.Copy !req
558. I'd like the chaise lounge,
please.Copy !req
559. So get your muscles working,
please, boys.Copy !req
560. - Yeah.Copy !req
561. - I'm ready to smash
and sell this challenge.Copy !req
562. - Action.Copy !req
563. - It's Cheryl Hole's
Dancing Diva Water!Copy !req
564. Oh, no, it's "drink."
Crap, I fucked up me own drink.Copy !req
565. It's Cheryl Hole's
Dancing Diva Drink!Copy !req
566. - Perfect. First scene.Copy !req
567. - Could I get, like, a close-up
of, like, just the bottle?Copy !req
568. You know on adverts where
it's like, one, two, three—Copy !req
569. - Got it. Uh, action.Copy !req
570. Edge in now your finger.Copy !req
571. A bit more, a bit more.Copy !req
572. - That the top?
- That's the top one.Copy !req
573. Now the second one.Copy !req
574. - Now the third one.Copy !req
575. - Am I nowhere near it?Copy !req
576. - No, no, no,
it's good, it's good.Copy !req
577. - Yeah, you're right.
Let's get rid of the box.Copy !req
578. We're about
to hit the club, boys.Copy !req
579. - Whoo!Copy !req
580. - Come on, ladies,
let's get in formation.Copy !req
581. Even though Cheryl was freaking
out, it is going so well.Copy !req
582. And Graham is loving
this Essex girl.Copy !req
583. - Well done.
That's a wrap for Cheryl.Copy !req
584. - Thank you.Copy !req
585. - Good job.Copy !req
586. All right, The Vivienne,
the stage is yours.Copy !req
587. - Oh, I, uh...
The whole concept for my waterCopy !req
588. is to be, like, a housewife.Copy !req
589. Oh, no, not grapes,
just potatoes.Copy !req
590. I'm making a pan of scouse.Copy !req
591. - Just like proper
common slapstick humourCopy !req
592. that everyone's gonna love.Copy !req
593. - Action.Copy !req
594. - Girls, are you sick
of guzzling loads of waterCopy !req
595. and still feeling drier than
me granny on a Saturday night?Copy !req
596. Well, comers,
I've got just what you need.Copy !req
597. - Now, if the first thing you doCopy !req
598. when you walk into your garage
is chuck your baby,Copy !req
599. I think I need to call
Social Services.Copy !req
600. But she was funny.
She was really funny.Copy !req
601. - Does it look—
Is that reading scientist?Copy !req
602. - Yeah, it yells scientist.Copy !req
603. I now regret not doing science.Copy !req
604. - I'm feeling so confident
about this.Copy !req
605. I mean, it's basically
another "Snatch Game" for me.Copy !req
606. Find a good character
and make it funny.Copy !req
607. - Action.Copy !req
608. - I'm Drippin'.Copy !req
609. - Yeah, that's a wrap.Copy !req
610. Well done, you.
- Smashing.Copy !req
611. - Very good.
- Thank you, Graham.Copy !req
612. - Thank you so much.Copy !req
613. - Divina De Campo,
to the green space.Copy !req
614. - Do you have voiceover
you wanna do first?Copy !req
615. - Yes, so I feel like
I've writtenCopy !req
616. a whole screenplay, actually.
- Okay.Copy !req
617. - There is quite a lot
to get through.Copy !req
618. - All right.Copy !req
619. - Remember when
we were all so hopefulCopy !req
620. and plastic was just invented?Copy !req
621. Now that plastic
is choking our seasCopy !req
622. and killing mermaids like me,Copy !req
623. DD-SEA is the product
which will change all that.Copy !req
624. - This isn't
a feature-length movie, doll.Copy !req
625. DDC fully endorses DD-SEA.Copy !req
626. Always read the label. Keep away
from children and salty bitches.Copy !req
627. May cause feelings
of moral superiority,Copy !req
628. incurable realness,
and severe shade.Copy !req
629. Enjoy responsibly.Copy !req
630. - And cut.Copy !req
631. - What the bloody hell
is going on?Copy !req
632. - Nine minutes remaining.Copy !req
633. - The girls,
they're all like this.Copy !req
634. And Graham is staring at me like
I have completely lost my mind.Copy !req
635. - Proper movie magic.Copy !req
636. - It just looks like a mess
to them,Copy !req
637. but I know in my head
that this is going to work.Copy !req
638. Oh, my God!Copy !req
639. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
640. - Cut. Very good.Copy !req
641. - Is that BAFTA right there?Copy !req
642. All right, perfect.Copy !req
643. - Baga Chipz, you're up.Copy !req
644. - Hello, Graham.
- Hi, Baga.Copy !req
645. - How are you, my love?Copy !req
646. - I'm very well. Yourself?Copy !req
647. - Right, I'm very good.Copy !req
648. This is Baga's
Chippy Tea Water. Yes.Copy !req
649. Who loves a nice, big,
battered sausage?Copy !req
650. But it's a right pain in the assCopy !req
651. when you start
piling on those poundsCopy !req
652. and reeking of vinegar.Copy !req
653. Strokes.Copy !req
654. - Gone but not forgotten.Copy !req
655. And action.Copy !req
656. Let's do some close-ups
of some sausage-eating.Copy !req
657. - I think I've—
Do you think we got enough?Copy !req
658. - Mm.
- Yeah?Copy !req
659. - Baga is Baga,
and she's hilarious.Copy !req
660. But her advert
doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
661. - Can I pretend
these Teddy bears are dogs?Copy !req
662. - I'm not entirely sure
what's going on here.Copy !req
663. - Okay, let's get wet.Copy !req
664. - Oh, God.Copy !req
665. Oh, my God, I can feel
the sausage down my throat!Copy !req
666. Ooh, here comes the fish.Copy !req
667. Oh!Copy !req
668. It's the catch of the day!Copy !req
669. - Could you imagine
a fish-flavoured water?Copy !req
670. And that's a wrap for Baga.Copy !req
671. - Thank you, Graham.
Thank you, boys.Copy !req
672. - And a wrap for all of you.
- Thank you, girls.Copy !req
673. I'm very 'appy with my advert.Copy !req
674. I am one funny, sausage-loving
bitch, and I am amazing.Copy !req
675. - Coming up...Copy !req
676. Category is Rainy Day Eleganza.Copy !req
677. - This is the ugliest coat,Copy !req
678. and I love it!Copy !req
679. - It's a new musical:Copy !req
680. "Mingeing In The Rain."Copy !req
681. - So in Belfast, there's not
that big a scene for the gays.Copy !req
682. There's like two bars.Copy !req
683. The scene can be a little crazy,Copy !req
684. but I'm not, like,
that big a drinker or anything,Copy !req
685. or, like, into drugs.Copy !req
686. - When I was working
predominantly in London,Copy !req
687. my life was just
gigs, gigs, work, work,Copy !req
688. and being surrounded
by drag 24/7.Copy !req
689. And then what I'd do
is I'd get carried awayCopy !req
690. and drink every single night,Copy !req
691. and I wouldn't come home
for, like, four days.Copy !req
692. - Yeah, it's just
sometimes as a drag queenCopy !req
693. you forget to have, like,
a day life, don't you?Copy !req
694. You just have, like,
a night life.Copy !req
695. - Yeah, you're like
a little creature of the night,Copy !req
696. playing your music, and then
disappearing from the sunshine.Copy !req
697. - There's no bigger highCopy !req
698. than going on stage
and entertaining people.Copy !req
699. So coming off that stageCopy !req
700. and then going, I need it,
I need to feel it again,Copy !req
701. I need to feel it again,
let me take this.Copy !req
702. - I actually think
working in a nightclubCopy !req
703. put me off drinking
and stuff like that as well.Copy !req
704. - Well, it took—
three of my friends died,Copy !req
705. and it didn't stop me.Copy !req
706. I was a drug addict
for four years of my life.Copy !req
707. It was party drugs,Copy !req
708. but I couldn't leave
the drugs at the party.Copy !req
709. It was constant for me.Copy !req
710. A lot of my drug use
was pure boredom.Copy !req
711. I mean, I worked
seven nights a week.Copy !req
712. In the day,
I didn't do anything,Copy !req
713. and it was just a habitCopy !req
714. that caught on a bit too quick
and a bit too hard.Copy !req
715. When people say, oh,
you've gotta hit rock bottomCopy !req
716. to get further,
it sounds so stupid,Copy !req
717. but it's the truth.
- Yeah.Copy !req
718. - I had to be, like,
kicked out of my houseCopy !req
719. and told that I was gonna be
dead by the time I was 30Copy !req
720. to actually go, right,
I need to sort this out.Copy !req
721. It was the loneliest part
of me life.Copy !req
722. I was killing myself,Copy !req
723. and my family don't even know.Copy !req
724. My friends know,
and I've always said...Copy !req
725. I've always said that it never
bothered me or anything.Copy !req
726. And I was just,
oh, yeah, whatever.Copy !req
727. But, like, it did bother me.Copy !req
728. I was pissing me life
up the wall,Copy !req
729. and I could have been dead nowCopy !req
730. if I hadn't done
anything about it.Copy !req
731. So I moved to Spain and sorted
me act out and I met David.Copy !req
732. And I'm two years clean
of drugs,Copy !req
733. and I just feel amazing for it.Copy !req
734. And I just wanna have that
platform to help other people.Copy !req
735. - Do you guys think there's
enough support in the gay sceneCopy !req
736. for people going through
these kind of things?Copy !req
737. - I mean, Liverpool's
got somethingCopy !req
738. called the Armistead Centre,Copy !req
739. so hopefully there's places like
that in other cities as well.Copy !req
740. Because the Armistead
do an absolutely amazing job.Copy !req
741. This is why I wanna say to
people, I fell into that trap,Copy !req
742. but you can get out of itCopy !req
743. with the support and help
of friends, family,Copy !req
744. or even yourself.Copy !req
745. You've got it
deep inside of you.Copy !req
746. You can stop it.
You can do it.Copy !req
747. Look at me now.
I'm on "Drag Race" Season One.Copy !req
748. - And what?Copy !req
749. - Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race UK."Copy !req
750. The extremely hydrated
Michelle Visage.Copy !req
751. - Just don't say
the forbidden word.Copy !req
752. - Which is?
- Moist.Copy !req
753. - National treasure
Graham Norton.Copy !req
754. Now, are there any highlights
from yesterday?Copy !req
755. - Only lowlights, Ru.Copy !req
756. But I loved it.
It was fantastic.Copy !req
757. - Style and music goddess
Cheryl,Copy !req
758. we are so excited you're here.Copy !req
759. - Love made me do it, Ru,Copy !req
760. because I love you
and I love drag.Copy !req
761. - Aw, I love it.Copy !req
762. This week we challenged
our thirsty queensCopy !req
763. to create and market
their own brand of water.Copy !req
764. Tonight on the runway,
category is Rainy Day Eleganza.Copy !req
765. Gentleman, start your engines,Copy !req
766. and may the best woman win.Copy !req
767. - First up, Divina De Campo.Copy !req
768. Once you go mac,
you never go back.Copy !req
769. - This is the ugliest coat
you have ever seen in your life,Copy !req
770. and I love it.Copy !req
771. - It's a new musical:
"Mingeing In The Rain."Copy !req
772. - Ooh!Copy !req
773. - It's that horrible yellow
fisherman's mac.Copy !req
774. I've got my ugly yellow hat
on my head.Copy !req
775. And then, bam!Copy !req
776. - Ooh!
- It's a bumble bee-neath.Copy !req
777. - It's taking the mick,Copy !req
778. and that's exactly what I think
British drag does best.Copy !req
779. - Cheryl Hole.Copy !req
780. - Curses! Foiled again!Copy !req
781. - You know what they say:
"Every cloud..."Copy !req
782. - I had that, too.
- That's true.Copy !req
783. - I turn the corner
on the runway,Copy !req
784. and all I'm thinking
is there's Cheryl,Copy !req
785. there's Cheryl, there's Cheryl,
there's Cheryl.Copy !req
786. And I'm like, aah!Copy !req
787. - She's clearly
very reflective tonight.Copy !req
788. - Yeah, well, I think
it reflects well on Cheryl.Copy !req
789. - Yes, it does.Copy !req
790. - So my look is high fashion,
for once in my life.Copy !req
791. I've gone for a metallic Essex
girl strutting down the runway.Copy !req
792. - Two hours at 300 degrees.Copy !req
793. - Butter and chives optional.Copy !req
794. - Yum.Copy !req
795. - Baga Chipz. "Ello, ducky!Copy !req
796. - The outfit I put together
is very sparkly, sequin classic,Copy !req
797. very Baga, and I've
got a duck on my head.Copy !req
798. Quack, quack!Copy !req
799. - She couldn't give a duck.Copy !req
800. - No.Copy !req
801. - Drip, drip, drop,
little golden shower.Copy !req
802. - Nothing says "rain"
like "jazz hands."Copy !req
803. She's quackers.
- Yes, she is.Copy !req
804. - The Vivienne. Oh, I think
that's a Vivienne Wetwood.Copy !req
805. - This look is casting a cloud
over all the other girls.Copy !req
806. It's fashion-forward,
it's conceptual, and it's gorg.Copy !req
807. - She told them.
I mean, she told themCopy !req
808. till she's blue in the face,
she told them.Copy !req
809. - Any queen can wear a rain mac,Copy !req
810. but it takes a proper queen
to be Mother Nature herself.Copy !req
811. - I think The Vivienne
is a little under the weather.Copy !req
812. - Yes.Copy !req
813. - She needs some vitamin D.Copy !req
814. - Blu Hydrangea.Copy !req
815. - Just wrap me up
the leftovers.Copy !req
816. - Someone doesn't like
to get wet.Copy !req
817. - Today on the runway I am
serving candy floss Katy Perry,Copy !req
818. is my makeup running,
rainy-day couture.Copy !req
819. - She's a puddle-jumper.Copy !req
820. - I've got
my iridescent raincoat,Copy !req
821. my sparkly tinsel earrings,Copy !req
822. and my hair
is a cotton candy fantasy.Copy !req
823. Splish-splash, bitch.Copy !req
824. - She's happy, she's sad.Copy !req
825. - Pick an emotion.Copy !req
826. - Coming up...Copy !req
827. - I absolutely loved your ad.Copy !req
828. - I was actually watching
how you looked, to be honest.Copy !req
829. I was like, wow.Copy !req
830. What was the idea behind it?Copy !req
831. - Welcome, ladies.Copy !req
832. It's time
for the judges" critiques.Copy !req
833. Let's start
with Divina De Campo.Copy !req
834. Let's take a look at your
water advert on the telly.Copy !req
835. - Hey, hey, hey, it's
Divina De Campo of the telly,Copy !req
836. and I'm here to help.Copy !req
837. Remember when
we were all so hopefulCopy !req
838. and plastic was just invented?Copy !req
839. Now that plastic
is choking our seasCopy !req
840. and killing mermaids
like me and dolphins.Copy !req
841. DD-SEA is the product
which will change all that.Copy !req
842. Every bottle you buy
is made from 100%Copy !req
843. reclaimed, recycled plastic,
taken directly from the sea.Copy !req
844. The added benefit of DD-SEACopy !req
845. is it's made from
100% purified seawater,Copy !req
846. via our special
patented processes.Copy !req
847. DD-SEA is the best solution
to satisfy your needs.Copy !req
848. Available nationwide now.Copy !req
849. DDC fully endorses DD-SEA.
Always read the label.Copy !req
850. Keep away from children
and salty bitches.Copy !req
851. May cause feelings
of moral superiority,Copy !req
852. incurable realness,
and severe shade.Copy !req
853. - I absolutely loved your ad.Copy !req
854. You knew exactly
what you were doing.Copy !req
855. You were being sarcastic
and funny and dry,Copy !req
856. and then the mermaid with
the bottles was an eco-message,Copy !req
857. at the same time, ridiculous.Copy !req
858. - I love that
you used your comedic sideCopy !req
859. to get that message across.Copy !req
860. I think that's amazing.Copy !req
861. Hope you save the planet.Copy !req
862. - When you talked about
what you were going to do,Copy !req
863. it just seemed a bit wordy.Copy !req
864. I kind of thought,
where are the jokes in this?Copy !req
865. But you had
the most fully formed ideaCopy !req
866. of what your ad
was going to look like visually,Copy !req
867. and it really worked.Copy !req
868. - Tonight on the runway,Copy !req
869. I'm glad you got rid of the
yellow jacket pretty quickly.Copy !req
870. - You didn't like that?Copy !req
871. - It just wasn't
the most flattering.Copy !req
872. But I think this is you,
Divina.Copy !req
873. I think this says who you are.Copy !req
874. You put a corset over rain gear.Copy !req
875. - I love that you give it
the corseted waist,Copy !req
876. you've got your little crystalsCopy !req
877. to create the illusion
of raindrops.Copy !req
878. - You resemble
a young Jean Brodie.Copy !req
879. Up next, Cheryl Hole.Copy !req
880. That name sounds familiar.Copy !req
881. - Rather familiar.Copy !req
882. Hi.
- Hi, doll.Copy !req
883. - Very nice to meet you.Copy !req
884. - I mean, I would never think
this day would actually come,Copy !req
885. that me and you would be
at least this close.Copy !req
886. I'm not gonna lie to you.Copy !req
887. The girls have inspired me a lotCopy !req
888. from my childhood
all the way up till "10Copy !req
889. when you disbanded
and you absolutely devoed me.Copy !req
890. - Sorry.Copy !req
891. - Obviously, my namesake
is because of you.Copy !req
892. - Oh, babe, I love that.
Thank you so much.Copy !req
893. - So I can't thank you enough.Copy !req
894. You inspired me in drag,Copy !req
895. and you've inspired me
my entire life.Copy !req
896. - Oh, babe.
- So to be stoodCopy !req
897. doing the thing
that I love the mostCopy !req
898. means the absolute world to me.Copy !req
899. Love you.
- Love you.Copy !req
900. - Let's take a look
at your advert.Copy !req
901. - Tired of not feeling
like a star?Copy !req
902. - Tired of being outshined
by your other girls?Copy !req
903. Hi, I'm Cheryl Hole,
and you must be wondering,Copy !req
904. Chez, where'd you get all that
confidence and energy from?Copy !req
905. Now I'm gonna let you in
on my big little secret.Copy !req
906. It's Cheryl Hole's
Dancing Diva Drink!Copy !req
907. Cheryl's Triple D
contains a top-secret blendCopy !req
908. of star power molecules,Copy !req
909. drips of death drop sweat,Copy !req
910. and jam-packed
with caffeinated confidence,Copy !req
911. to bring out the diva in you.Copy !req
912. Whoa. We feel amazing!Copy !req
913. To sassy Sandra, with the moves
like Mick Jagger or me!Copy !req
914. Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
915. So grab your energy,
get your confidenceCopy !req
916. with Cheryl Hole's
Dancing Diva Drink.Copy !req
917. I'm such a tit.Copy !req
918. - I loved that advert.Copy !req
919. I was actually watching
how you looked, to be honest.Copy !req
920. I was like, wow.Copy !req
921. She looks awesome.Copy !req
922. What was the idea behind it?Copy !req
923. That was not shade.Copy !req
924. Why everyone
did a mouth-open drop?Copy !req
925. Seriously.Copy !req
926. - What was that about?Copy !req
927. - I was too busy, like, wow.Copy !req
928. - I think in the advert
you started out really strong.Copy !req
929. It just kind of fizzled for me.
It didn't really go anywhere.Copy !req
930. It's just like we're drinking
water with caffeine and dancing.Copy !req
931. I felt like there
could have been more in it.Copy !req
932. - I kind of agree
with Michelle.Copy !req
933. It got a bit repetitive
towards the end.Copy !req
934. But everything that was supposed
to be funny really landed.Copy !req
935. And I loved the way
you worked with the Brit Crew.Copy !req
936. You got them to do exactly what
you wanted to happen in your ad.Copy !req
937. - Tonight on the runway
I think it says who you are.Copy !req
938. You are a dancing diva.
It's very "Showgirl."Copy !req
939. I do like it when you opened
it—yeah—and that's great.Copy !req
940. So we can kind of see
what's going on underneath,Copy !req
941. because there's a lot.Copy !req
942. - For me, I'd have liked itCopy !req
943. maybe if it was
an actual mini-dress.Copy !req
944. - It was meant to be.Copy !req
945. - Oh, okay.
- It was meant to be.Copy !req
946. - Did you grow eight inches?Copy !req
947. - Hello!Copy !req
948. - But, yeah, it was meant
to be about this length.Copy !req
949. - Yeah, because I feel like
the grey panties,Copy !req
950. they just sort of—Copy !req
951. - Better than flashing my nutty,
Graham, though, isn't it?Copy !req
952. - Well, there's that.Copy !req
953. - This is like something
Girls Aloud would wear.Copy !req
954. Don't you think?
- Yeah.Copy !req
955. - Honestly, that's like how
we should have been styledCopy !req
956. in "No Good Advice."Copy !req
957. - Well, girl, we'll work
on a project next time.Copy !req
958. - Maybe we can talk later.Copy !req
959. - Coming up...Copy !req
960. - It's very high fashion,
very theatrical.Copy !req
961. - It was really, really funny.Copy !req
962. - It started out
kind of strong again,Copy !req
963. and then just kind of
went to nowhere.Copy !req
964. - Up next, Baga Chipz.Copy !req
965. - Hello, everyone.
- Hi.Copy !req
966. - Let's take a look
at your advert.Copy !req
967. - Who loves a nice,
big, battered sausage?Copy !req
968. But it's a right pain in the assCopy !req
969. when you start
piling on those poundsCopy !req
970. and reeking of vinegar.Copy !req
971. Goodbye, bum and tum,
and "ello, yummy mum.Copy !req
972. Only with Baga's
Chippy Tea Water,Copy !req
973. the 100% calorie-free waterCopy !req
974. that gives you the fulfilmentCopy !req
975. of a hot
fish-and-chips supper.Copy !req
976. Let me have a sip first.
It might be shite.Copy !req
977. Aah! Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
978. That water is bloody good.
That is much better. Oh!Copy !req
979. Outshine your daughter
with Baga's Chippy Tea Water!Copy !req
980. - What is "chippy?"
What's chippy?Copy !req
981. - Do you know up north—you
know this, don't you, Cheryl?Copy !req
982. We're having a chippy tea.Copy !req
983. - It's fish and chips.Copy !req
984. - Oh, chippy tea.Copy !req
985. - Well, I tell you what.Copy !req
986. I was really looking forward
to working with you,Copy !req
987. because you're the one
with the comedy chops.Copy !req
988. And what surprised meCopy !req
989. was that actually you were
kind of the most shambolic.Copy !req
990. We were looking at you
on a bench for a long time.Copy !req
991. - But it was
really, really funny.Copy !req
992. - I'm really not sure
about the water concept,Copy !req
993. what you were selling.Copy !req
994. I think we had more funCopy !req
995. watching you put stuff
in your mouth, you know?Copy !req
996. - I think I was
just trying to sell,Copy !req
997. like, fish and chips in a bottle
that just fills you up.Copy !req
998. - Hear from the other judges.Copy !req
999. Maybe it's just me.Copy !req
1000. - I think it's just you.Copy !req
1001. - It was actually smart
that you kept it on-brand.Copy !req
1002. If I was gonna buy that water,Copy !req
1003. I would know
that was associated to you.Copy !req
1004. Michelle?Copy !req
1005. - Well, her name's
not Battered Sausage, is it?Copy !req
1006. - It's not Battered Sausage,
but you didn't—Copy !req
1007. - It's Baga Chipz.Copy !req
1008. - The outfit, if I saw it
on a hanger outside,Copy !req
1009. I would go, "Is that
Baga Chipz's outfit?"Copy !req
1010. From the neck down,
it could be Liza MinnelliCopy !req
1011. working as a psychiatric nurse.Copy !req
1012. - So I got it right then.
Yeah!Copy !req
1013. - In the rain?Copy !req
1014. - In the rain.
- In the rain.Copy !req
1015. - All right, up next,
The Vivienne.Copy !req
1016. - Hi, Ru.Copy !req
1017. - Hi, let's take a look
at your commercial.Copy !req
1018. - Girls, are you sick
of guzzling loads of waterCopy !req
1019. and still feeling drier than
me granny on a Saturday night?Copy !req
1020. Well, comers, I've got
just what you need.Copy !req
1021. In my fella's lab in there,Copy !req
1022. he's infusing water
with vaginal digestivum,Copy !req
1023. so you're gonna be proper moist.Copy !req
1024. I used to be drier
than the Sahara, but now...Copy !req
1025. I'm Drippin'.Copy !req
1026. Drippin", keeping you wet
and your fella made up.Copy !req
1027. Sold in all good offies.Copy !req
1028. Approved by me Ma.Copy !req
1029. - Scouser meets drag
is perfection for me.Copy !req
1030. - Thank you.Copy !req
1031. - The rollers, the robe,
the slang,Copy !req
1032. I got it and I loved it. Yeah.
- Got it?Copy !req
1033. - You had a great concept.Copy !req
1034. I think it's
a really clever, funny,Copy !req
1035. easy-to-understand concept
with the water.Copy !req
1036. And then what I love about this,
it's a totally different Viv.Copy !req
1037. - This is very haute couture,Copy !req
1038. very high-fashion,
very almost theatrical.Copy !req
1039. - I think it's really dark
and really intriguing,Copy !req
1040. and I like seeing youCopy !req
1041. when we can't really
just see beautiful Viv.Copy !req
1042. - Oh, I'm so happy to hear that
after last week. Thank you.Copy !req
1043. - Yeah, good job.Copy !req
1044. - Thank you very much.Copy !req
1045. - Up next, Blu Hydrangea.Copy !req
1046. - Hi!Copy !req
1047. - Let's take a look
at your advert.Copy !req
1048. - Are you feeling frazzled?Copy !req
1049. Confidence out the window?Copy !req
1050. Are your country's laws
discriminating against you?Copy !req
1051. Well, girl, you better find
your inner drag queen.Copy !req
1052. And now you can with
our new water on the scene,Copy !req
1053. Blu Hydration!Copy !req
1054. Blu Hydration is infused
with self-belief, confidence,Copy !req
1055. and a fierce outlook on life.Copy !req
1056. Finding Blu Hydrangea
helped me love myself,Copy !req
1057. so drinking Blu Hydration
will help you love yourself.Copy !req
1058. Blu Hydration.
Show your beauty within.Copy !req
1059. - All right, let's go
to the judges. Michelle.Copy !req
1060. - Hello, Blu.
- Hi!Copy !req
1061. - So what I loved about the adCopy !req
1062. was you got in a political dig.Copy !req
1063. I loved the name, Blu Hydration.Copy !req
1064. - Thank you.
- It all makes sense.Copy !req
1065. And it started out
kind of strong again,Copy !req
1066. and then just kind of
went to nowhere.Copy !req
1067. - You were the only one who
didn't ask for any big props,Copy !req
1068. didn't use the boys,
and it was like you thoughtCopy !req
1069. there would be a prize
for being self-sufficient.Copy !req
1070. Ask for stuff.Copy !req
1071. You know, all that stuff's
there to be used,Copy !req
1072. and I think it would have
opened the ad up for you.Copy !req
1073. Because
in the finished product,Copy !req
1074. it's kind of
the thinnest concept.Copy !req
1075. - Tonight on the runway
I loved this look.Copy !req
1076. I love the way you sold it.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1077. - I love that
it's kind of Lisa FrankCopy !req
1078. and you're just like,
I wanna play and I'm a brat.Copy !req
1079. - I enjoyed the makeup,Copy !req
1080. I enjoyed the creativity
behind your look.Copy !req
1081. It's definitely
a nod to candy pop music.Copy !req
1082. - It's fun, it's sexy,Copy !req
1083. and yet it has
a nod to rain, so—Copy !req
1084. - Yeah, a nod, a brief nod.Copy !req
1085. - We are down to five girls,Copy !req
1086. five incredible queens.Copy !req
1087. The best Britain has to offer
is on this stage,Copy !req
1088. so well done, all of you.Copy !req
1089. - Well done, girls.Copy !req
1090. - Well done, girls.
- Well done, girls.Copy !req
1091. - All right, ladies, while
you untuck in the workroom,Copy !req
1092. the judges and I
will deliberate.Copy !req
1093. Coming up...Copy !req
1094. - Oh, I'm in the bottom
obviously.Copy !req
1095. It's bye-bye, Vienna, for Baga.Copy !req
1096. - You're tapping out?Copy !req
1097. That's pathetic.Copy !req
1098. - Do you know the song?Copy !req
1099. - Not really.Copy !req
1100. - Do you know what?
I actually enjoyed that.Copy !req
1101. - So Cheryl meeting CherylCopy !req
1102. was the best moment
I could ever ask for in my life,Copy !req
1103. and I didn't get
a cease-and-desist.Copy !req
1104. Having that interactionCopy !req
1105. with the person I've idolised
for years and years,Copy !req
1106. - Wait. Another girl group essay
from Cheryl is about to happen.Copy !req
1107. - You know
when you have a dreamCopy !req
1108. and it's, like, so real?Copy !req
1109. And you wake up and you go,
oh, shit, it was a dream.Copy !req
1110. That was real life.Copy !req
1111. It was a dream
that was actually happening.Copy !req
1112. Yeah.Copy !req
1113. - At least you're not
going home disappointed.Copy !req
1114. - After last week I'm made up.Copy !req
1115. I told you all
I'm not getting in that bottom,Copy !req
1116. and I mean it.
I'm happy.Copy !req
1117. - What about you, Divina?Copy !req
1118. - I knew none of you understood
what the fuck I was doing.Copy !req
1119. You all thought I was mad
as a penny farthing.Copy !req
1120. - No, I never thought
you were mad.Copy !req
1121. - But that's fine.
I'm fully vindicated.Copy !req
1122. I knew exactly what I was doing
right from the word go.Copy !req
1123. - What about you, Baga?
How are you feeling?Copy !req
1124. - Oh, I'm in the bottom,
obviously.Copy !req
1125. It's bye-bye, Vienna,
for Baga.Copy !req
1126. Baga has left the building
tonight.Copy !req
1127. Do you know what?Copy !req
1128. I've always agreed with
the critiques from the judges,Copy !req
1129. but this week they are being
very, very "arsh, very 'arsh.Copy !req
1130. - I mean, I've prepared
for this lip sync.Copy !req
1131. You have to.Copy !req
1132. Do you know the song?
- Do you know the song?Copy !req
1133. - Not really.Copy !req
1134. I'm gone.Copy !req
1135. - My God,
why don't you know the song?Copy !req
1136. - I know it, I know
the choruses and shit.Copy !req
1137. - But why haven't you
learnt it?Copy !req
1138. - It's only four lines.Copy !req
1139. - I know, I know, I know.Copy !req
1140. I'm not gonna lie.Copy !req
1141. You two are two teeny-boppersCopy !req
1142. and I'm an old nana.Copy !req
1143. - Girl, so am I.
I still wanna lip-sync.Copy !req
1144. - I'm just being honest.Copy !req
1145. - You're not, though, you—
- You're tapping out.Copy !req
1146. - You're being dramatic.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1147. - You've won three challenges.Copy !req
1148. You've been killing
every single week.Copy !req
1149. And now because
it's a lip sync songCopy !req
1150. that you don't think you can
sell, you're tapping out?Copy !req
1151. That's pathetic.
Pull yourself together.Copy !req
1152. - I'm not in the right outfit.Copy !req
1153. - You're wearing a catsuit.
It couldn't be more perfect.Copy !req
1154. - No, girl, it's, like,
safety-pinned at the backCopy !req
1155. because the zip wouldn't go up.Copy !req
1156. - Well, you can
keep the coat on.Copy !req
1157. - I've got the fucking—
this thing on me head.Copy !req
1158. I'm not tapping out,
but I think it's just—Copy !req
1159. - That's what it sounds like.
- I think it's the inevitable.Copy !req
1160. I'm just preparing
for the worst.Copy !req
1161. It's got me through life,Copy !req
1162. so that's what I'm doing, okay?Copy !req
1163. - Don't second-guess yourself.Copy !req
1164. Shut up and listen
to what we're saying.Copy !req
1165. - I've won three challenges,
and now it's curtains for Baga.Copy !req
1166. - Because I think if you look
at some of the other girls—Copy !req
1167. - Don't, girl, because
you're really pissing me off.Copy !req
1168. - It's just true, though.Copy !req
1169. - You've been my little mate
through this whole thing,Copy !req
1170. and now it seems likeCopy !req
1171. this Baga that was
my biggest competitionCopy !req
1172. sat there going,
oh, well, it's been nice, tra.Copy !req
1173. And it's boring the shit of me.Copy !req
1174. Go and learn your song,
because I'm going for a ciggie.Copy !req
1175. - All right, now just
between us squirrel friends,Copy !req
1176. what do you think?Copy !req
1177. So let's start with Divina.Copy !req
1178. - Her advert
was one of my favourites.Copy !req
1179. I thought it was
hysterical, smart,Copy !req
1180. politically conscious
through the whole thing.Copy !req
1181. - She was the one girlCopy !req
1182. who thought through
what was going to look funny,Copy !req
1183. making the props,
the bottles on the strings.Copy !req
1184. - She did way more creatively
with what she had.Copy !req
1185. - The look
on the runway tonight,Copy !req
1186. it was certainly
the most practical.Copy !req
1187. And it actually rained.Copy !req
1188. - I like the fact
that she still managedCopy !req
1189. to somehow create
a silhouette,Copy !req
1190. even though she looked likeCopy !req
1191. she was about to go on
one of those wet rides.Copy !req
1192. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1193. - It wasn't the most beautiful,Copy !req
1194. but I think Divina's
really something special.Copy !req
1195. - Cheryl Hole.Copy !req
1196. - Tonight's advert
fell completely flat for me.Copy !req
1197. We can only get so much of
looking at a pretty queen.Copy !req
1198. It really has to have substance,
there has to be more than that.Copy !req
1199. - I kind of disagree.
- Of course you do.Copy !req
1200. - Well, no, but what I liked
about Cheryl this weekCopy !req
1201. was she kept her foot
on the pedal from last week.Copy !req
1202. She looked a million dollars.Copy !req
1203. - There has to be more
than that,Copy !req
1204. and I didn't think
there was in her advert.Copy !req
1205. - The runway look,Copy !req
1206. I think it's my favourite Cheryl
Hole runway look that I've seen,Copy !req
1207. apart from
the visible panty line.Copy !req
1208. - Yes, she had
a visible panty line,Copy !req
1209. but the idea behind it
I really enjoyed.Copy !req
1210. - I think it was very indicative
of who Cheryl Hole is,Copy !req
1211. but I don't think tonight
was a very strong nightCopy !req
1212. in the advert section for her.Copy !req
1213. - Baga Chipz.Copy !req
1214. - Even though the concept
was a bit crass and a bit mad,Copy !req
1215. I understood her character
immediately.Copy !req
1216. - She's a whore, Cheryl.Copy !req
1217. - It made me laugh
more than any of the others.Copy !req
1218. - Tonight on the runway
I didn't quite get rainy day,Copy !req
1219. but what I can give it
is it's quintessential Baga.Copy !req
1220. - It looked like
what your Auntie SandraCopy !req
1221. would just pick off the shelfCopy !req
1222. to go to disco night
or something, you know?Copy !req
1223. - Although, you know,Copy !req
1224. in this weird fashion world
that Baga lives in...Copy !req
1225. it somehow does make sense.Copy !req
1226. - Yes.
- Let's move on to The Vivienne.Copy !req
1227. - My favourite advert
of the night,Copy !req
1228. mostly because
she was a scouser.Copy !req
1229. - The best concept by farCopy !req
1230. in terms of selling
a comedy brand of water.Copy !req
1231. - From the start to the finish,
I was laughing.Copy !req
1232. - But would you drink her water?Copy !req
1233. - I would not drink her water.Copy !req
1234. - Not yet.
- No thanks.Copy !req
1235. - You're still young.Copy !req
1236. - Bring it on over here, kiddo.Copy !req
1237. Tonight on the runway,Copy !req
1238. she took the complete opposite
approach of everybody elseCopy !req
1239. and became the rainy day,Copy !req
1240. and there is something
to be commended about that.Copy !req
1241. - This is my favourite queen
of the evening for sure.Copy !req
1242. - I think after the disaster
of last week,Copy !req
1243. The Vivienne has bounced back
with a vengeance.Copy !req
1244. - Blu Hydrangea.Copy !req
1245. - I think
if she had more confidenceCopy !req
1246. in her ability to be funny,Copy !req
1247. she could have pushed
that commercial further.Copy !req
1248. - The end, it just
kind of got a bit muggy,Copy !req
1249. like with the faces
and, you know,Copy !req
1250. it really didn't go anywhere.Copy !req
1251. So I didn't wanna buy her water.
I didn't really care.Copy !req
1252. - I just didn't really
feel anything, to be honest.Copy !req
1253. And then the catwalk, I did.Copy !req
1254. Her makeup
is like a performance.Copy !req
1255. - She looked like it was rainingCopy !req
1256. in a bratty
birthday party scenario.Copy !req
1257. - But it was kind of what
I expected from Blu Hydrangea.Copy !req
1258. At this point
of the competition,Copy !req
1259. we're hoping people will
pull something out of the bagCopy !req
1260. and you'll go,
wow, didn't see that coming.Copy !req
1261. - All right.
Silence!Copy !req
1262. I've made my decision.Copy !req
1263. Bring back my girls.Copy !req
1264. Welcome back, ladies.Copy !req
1265. I've made some decisions.Copy !req
1266. The Vivienne,
this week you made it rain.Copy !req
1267. Con-drag-ulations.Copy !req
1268. You are the winner
of this week's challenge.Copy !req
1269. - Thank you so much.
Thank you.Copy !req
1270. - And you will receive
your third RuPeter badge.Copy !req
1271. You may step
to the back of the stage.Copy !req
1272. - Thank you all.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
1273. Oh, I needed this win so much.Copy !req
1274. The fire has been reignited.Copy !req
1275. - Divina De Campo,
you survived the storm.Copy !req
1276. You're safe.Copy !req
1277. - Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
1278. - You may step
to the back of the stage.Copy !req
1279. Cheryl.Copy !req
1280. Blu Hydrangea.Copy !req
1281. Baga Chipz.Copy !req
1282. This week you all
quenched my thirst,Copy !req
1283. but at the end of the day,Copy !req
1284. I have to ask myself whose water
am I most likely to swallow?Copy !req
1285. Baga Chipz...Copy !req
1286. You're safe.Copy !req
1287. - Baga is shooketh.Copy !req
1288. I can't believe it.Copy !req
1289. - You may join the other girls.Copy !req
1290. Two queens stand before me.Copy !req
1291. Prior to tonight,Copy !req
1292. you were asked to prepare
a lip-sync performanceCopy !req
1293. of "Call My Name" by Cheryl.Copy !req
1294. - I know this song
like the back of my hand,Copy !req
1295. and I'm ready to sell it
the fuck out.Copy !req
1296. - Ladies, this is
your last chance to impress meCopy !req
1297. and save yourself
from elimination.Copy !req
1298. The time has come...Copy !req
1299. for you to lip sync...Copy !req
1300. for your life!Copy !req
1301. - I'm just gutted.Copy !req
1302. Just didn't expect to be
in the bottom with Cheryl.Copy !req
1303. She is my best friend
in this competition.Copy !req
1304. - Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.Copy !req
1305. - Go on, girls!Copy !req
1306. - Whoo!Copy !req
1307. - I love you.Copy !req
1308. Ladies, I've made my decision.Copy !req
1309. - Cheryl Hole, shantay you stay.Copy !req
1310. - Thank you so much.Copy !req
1311. - You may join the other girls.Copy !req
1312. - Thank you. And I hope
I did you proud, Chez.Copy !req
1313. - Con-drag-ulations.
You did.Copy !req
1314. - Hey, you.
I love you so much.Copy !req
1315. - Love you.Copy !req
1316. I'm coming to Belfast, yeah.Copy !req
1317. - If we book you.Copy !req
1318. - Blu Hydrangea, you've made me
and Northern Ireland very proud.Copy !req
1319. - Thank you.
That's all I wanted,Copy !req
1320. to make my country
and you proud.Copy !req
1321. - Now sashay away.Copy !req
1322. - Thank you.
Love you all so much.Copy !req
1323. Love you guys.Copy !req
1324. Well, ladies,
don't be feeling Blu.Copy !req
1325. Just follow her
on Instagram.Copy !req
1326. - I feel sad, but at
the same time, I'm really happy.Copy !req
1327. I think I got in my head a lot.Copy !req
1328. I wasn't as confident
as I should have been.Copy !req
1329. But now I know that I am a star,Copy !req
1330. and I'm really thankful for
"Drag Race" for showing me that.Copy !req
1331. I am just a little boy
from Northern Ireland,Copy !req
1332. come all the way over here
and slay the competition.Copy !req
1333. I'm proud.Copy !req
1334. - Con-drag-ulations, ladies.Copy !req
1335. And remember,
if you can't love yourself,Copy !req
1336. how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?Copy !req
1337. Can I get an "amen" up in here?Copy !req
1338. - Amen!
- All right.Copy !req
1339. Now let the music play.Copy !req
1340. - Next time
on "RuPaul's Drag Race UK"...Copy !req
1341. For this week's maxi challenge,Copy !req
1342. you need to take
your beautiful mums and sistersCopy !req
1343. and transform them
into sickening drag queens.Copy !req
1344. - Oh, my God, my mum's
gonna be in dragCopy !req
1345. and she's gonna look like
a Baga Chipz or a bag of shite.Copy !req
1346. Do a slip drop.
Do it.Copy !req
1347. - You look like you're in
a euphoric, happy state,Copy !req
1348. and I'd love to see my mum
like that.Copy !req
1349. - Totally different outfits,
totally different hair.Copy !req
1350. - She looks like
she's going trick-or-treating.Copy !req
1351. - It reminded me of
being in, like, clubs in EuropeCopy !req
1352. and being on a lot of drugs,Copy !req
1353. and I don't take those drugs
anymore.Copy !req