RuPaul's Drag Race UK 1x4

1. - Previously, on "RuPaul's Drag Race UK"...

2. For this week's maxi-challenge,

3. you need to create high-fashion looks

4. using random items from this car boot sale.

5. - When they said junk, they meant junk.

6. - I took inspiration from a toothbrush.

7. - Make sure you stick with fashion rather than costume.

8. - Sum Ting Wong.

9. - Sadly, it seemed basic.

10. - Vinegar Strokes.

11. - The pages are kind of coming off.

12. It's just all kind of messy.

13. - Divina.

14. - Very avant-garde, but also very form-fitting.

15. - You kind of fulfilled the brief best.

16. - You are the winner of this week's challenge.

17. Sum Ting Wong, shantay you stay.

18. - Vinegar Strokes, sashay away.

19. - Whoo!

20. - Oh. - Here we go.

21. - Aw. - Aw.

22. - Oh, Vinegar.

23. - Vinegar Strokes has just been eliminated,

24. and it feels like a piece of my heart is gone.

25. "Long live the OG, "RuPaul's Drag Race UK, slaaaags."

26. - Slaaaags!

27. "You're all amazing. Hodge podge forever."

28. - Hodge podge!

29. - Hodge podge! - Hodge podge!

30. - We love you, Vinegar!

31. - I love Hodge Podge so much.

32. She is my sister, she's amazing.

33. But I think the right person went.

34. - Well, girls, seven remain.

35. How's our winner feeling?

36. - She has arrived.

37. The party is here.

38. These girls are just waking up to the fact

39. that I have a huge bank of skills that I am going to use

40. to get rid of every single one of them.

41. - It was nice how much we all helped each other

42. in this challenge.

43. And Divina, like, you were helping everyone.

44. - My advice will always be what I think is best.

45. It's when I don't say something,

46. that's when I might be fucking you over.

47. - So Miss Sum Ting.

48. - Yes?

49. - Moving forward, are we maybe gonna listen

50. to some of my advice?

51. - Yeah, 100%. Yeah. Yeah, always.

52. The thing is, right, I've, like, literally up until now

53. been all in my head, and, like, I am shit at taking advice.

54. So whenever anyone tells me—

55. - Really?

56. - I'll listen to it, and then I just won't do it.

57. - I've tried to help her so much,

58. but it's almost as if she's like, no, my way is fine.

59. But it's obviously not if you're in the bottom.

60. - So we've all been really nicey-nicey up until now.

61. But, like, are we gonna keep that up,

62. or are we just gonna

63. keep ourselves to ourselves going forward?

64. - I can talk for now, yeah, I'll still help you.

65. But when that crown comes closer and them devil horns pop up...

66. I know what I'll be doing.

67. - Viv and I, we're— both of us are very real.

68. She's much shadier to people's face,

69. whereas I'm an old hand in this game,

70. and I know that, you know,

71. sometimes you have to play the game with people.

72. You have to play nice...

73. and then destroy them.

74. - Good riddance!

75. - The winner crowned the UK's first "Drag Race" superstar

76. will receive an all expenses paid trip to Hollywood

77. to create their own digital series

78. with the producers of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

79. Tonight, with Michelle Visage,

80. Alan Carr,

81. and extra-special guest judge, Geri.

82. - Yeah!

83. - New day in the workroom.

84. Not only have I survived another elimination, I won.

85. And I am feeling good.

86. So there's three new people in the top.

87. - Who's next? - Who is next?

88. - Me. I'm gonna call it.

89. Today is my day.

90. - Ooh. - Oh, shit.

91. - Cheryl, you're in the bottom three yet again.

92. - Low.

93. - That was so harsh! - Yet again.

94. Week four is coming on.

95. Are you gonna be in the bottom three yet again?

96. - No, because I'm gonna prove to you bitches why I'm here,

97. and why I'm gonna be— - But you said that last week.

98. - You keep saying this every week.

99. - And the week before, and the week before.

100. - I proved to you in that mini-challenge

101. who the fuck I am and what I do, and I won that.

102. - But the mini-challenge don't get these, dear.

103. - Ooh!

104. - Ooh, these are cuts. - This is it.

105. - Ooh, girl!

106. Her majesty did already done had herses.

107. Hey, sis.

108. A dear old drag queen once told me

109. imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

110. Where is she now, you wonder?

111. Ask my lawyer.

112. - God, it feels like

113. there's, like, so fewer people here now.

114. - There's only seven left.

115. - That's because Vinegar took up so much space.

116. - Oh! You little bitch!

117. - Hello, hello, hello!

118. - Hi, Ru.

119. - Ladies, now, this week's maxi-challenge,

120. it is the biggest-trending topic since Brexit.

121. I speak, of course, of a little quiz show

122. we call the "Snatch Game."

123. Now, you all know how this works.

124. You give us your best celebrity impersonation,

125. and the queen with the most laughable

126. charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent wins. Simple.

127. Gentlemen, start your engines,

128. and may the best woman blank.

129. - Thank you, Ru!

130. - Thank you!

131. - If you've made it to "Snatch Game,"

132. you are in this competition.

133. But to be part of the first-ever "Snatch Game" for the UK,

134. I mean, wow.

135. - Uh! Girls, come on.

136. Today is the day.

137. - Here we go, "Snatch Game." - "Snatch Game."

138. - All right, let's start with Baga.

139. The lady's not for turning.

140. Maggie Thatcher.

141. - Maggie May, yeah.

142. This challenge is all about wit.

143. You've got to have wit.

144. Don't be a tit, have wit.

145. And I've got wit, tit.

146. - How are we feeling about "Snatch Game" today?

147. - You know, I'm feeling good.

148. Like, I've brought a really good character.

149. Probably the most divisive person

150. from British politics ever.

151. - Oh, no, you're not.

152. - Oh! - Oh!

153. The lady is not for turning.

154. - I heard Baga was doing Margaret.

155. - Not anymore.

156. She better not be.

157. - I know that vocal impersonations are Baga's thing.

158. I know that that's what she does,

159. so I know that she's got more in her arsenal

160. than just Margaret Thatcher.

161. - That could be the difference between being safe and winning.

162. - Maybe you need to chat to Baga.

163. - It's time for war, isn't it?

164. - Oh, I can't wait to see this.

165. - Augh.

166. I don't see that there can be two Margarets.

167. I don't see that happening.

168. I knew this was gonna be drama.

169. - With blood.

170. - Is that her dress?

171. Baga?

172. - Heya, luv.

173. - What am I seeing right now?

174. The lady's not for turning.

175. - This is quite awkward.

176. - Oh, no, we've got two Thatchers!

177. We can both do them, and see who does the better job.

178. - Oh, dear.

179. - This is like cats, you know?

180. I'm scenting my territory,

181. and she's doing exactly the same thing.

182. - Yeah, I don't think that's ever happened.

183. I don't think anybody's ever done

184. the same people on "Snatch Game."

185. - I do a brilliant Maggie,

186. so if you're gonna do it,

187. you're going to have to do it better than me,

188. "cause I am going nowhere.

189. - So you haven't brought anybody else with you?

190. - Not costume-wise. I can do other people.

191. - But you haven't brought anything else with you?

192. - No.

193. - You came to "RuPaul's Drag Race"

194. with only one option.

195. - Yes, but they're not my best clothes and all that, so...

196. - I don't know how we resolve this.

197. - Hmm.

198. - Flip a coin?

199. - I don't know. I'm just gonna think.

200. Because I— No, I'm not just saying it.

201. I love you to bits, so I—

202. - Oh, I love you too, darling.

203. - I don't want you to— - Of course.

204. - I don't wanna feel like I'm pushing you out,

205. you know what I mean? So...

206. - I haven't come here to fight.

207. But Baga hasn't brought costumes for anybody else.

208. So I'm gonna take somebody who is more like me—Julia Child—

209. and I'm gonna give Baga Margaret Thatcher.

210. In fact, don't just do Margaret.

211. Take my jacket, take my blouse.

212. Because what you've brought looks like fucking shit, mate,

213. and I cannot let somebody go out on stage looking like shit.

214. - Divina, Divina, Divina.

215. So are you definitely gonna do Julia?

216. - Yeah, I think so. She's more like my energy.

217. - Oh. Look at this.

218. - I'm gonna loan you a jacket and a blouse.

219. - I will wear it—well, obviously, I'll wear it.

220. - Because yours looks like a pile of shit.

221. - Well, obviously I'll—

222. - Obviously I'll wear it a lot better, but—

223. - Aah! If you fit it. I don't mean—

224. - Oh, you cheeky cow! Fit it.

225. I'm a size six, dear.

226. Divina's changed her mind.

227. She's gonna let me do Maggie.

228. Wise decision.

229. Love you to bits.

230. Let's smash it, yeah?

231. - Yeah. May the best woman win. - Oh, yes.

232. - I'll share my pin badge with you when I get it.

233. I mean, it is a little bit annoying.

234. If I've fucked myself, I've got nobody else to blame.

235. It's my fault. It was my choice.

236. Cow.

237. - Coming up...

238. Alan Carr is here to help you with your snatch.

239. - I'm struggling really "cause I've got three characters

240. that I'm well known for doing.

241. If I fuck this up, I'm gonna look like a right tit.

242. Hello. Everything all right?

243. All right, guvna.

244. - Oh, my God, it's Alan!

245. People always say I sound like Alan,

246. but, no, there's only one Alan Carr.

247. - Alan Carr is here to help you with your snatch.

248. - Hi, Blu. - Hello, how are you?

249. - Meet Alan Carr. - Lovely to meet you.

250. What's the crack?

251. - Oh, the crack's great, thanks. - Ooh, I'm sure it is.

252. - What a cute shirt you have on.

253. - Oh, thank you. I love your suit as well.

254. - Oh, thank you, darling.

255. It's my Klein, Epstein & Parker.

256. - Ooh.

257. - So, Blu, I see a grey wig, I see some hip pads there,

258. a little pink outfit.

259. I'm getting nothing from this. - No.

260. - If I told you that these hip pads actually go...

261. and give me a wee hump.

262. - Huh.

263. - I'm the nation's favourite baker.

264. - Oh, Mary Berry! - Yes!

265. - Mary Berry. - Yes.

266. - She hasn't got a hump. She's so sprightly.

267. - Are you known for your comedy stylings?

268. - Um... not really, no.

269. - But then again, Mary Berry's not known for having a hump.

270. - That's it, but— - That's true.

271. - Well, she will be now.

272. - Now, the pressure is on you,

273. because you have been sort of blending in.

274. You haven't won any challenges. - Mm-mm.

275. - This is your chance to make a name for yourself.

276. - I think I've got a plan, and I will execute it.

277. And I'm sure you'll see that.

278. I don't know what's gonna happen other than that.

279. - I'm slightly worried.

280. - I am, too, to be honest.

281. I know that there's a lot of comedy girls in this room.

282. But I've brought what I've brought,

283. and there's nothing I can do about it now.

284. - Okay. Well, listen, this is gonna be

285. an interesting "Snatch Game" for you, then.

286. We will see you out there.

287. - Yes, I'll see you there, Ru.

288. - All right, darling. - See you later.

289. I think Ru thinks that I don't have the confidence

290. or the stage persona to do this.

291. But I'm ready to prove him wrong.

292. - Divina De Campo.

293. - Hello! - Hi.

294. - Alan Carr.

295. - Hello, nice to meet you.

296. - So, Alan, we see a pink garment here,

297. and there's a little pussycat wig there.

298. I thought what I could do

299. is a little bit of Julia Child.

300. - Ooh. - Oh, yes.

301. So we've got the wig,

302. and I think there's quite a lot of humour in Julia.

303. - You've got Julia Child. Who's the other option?

304. Otherwise, I thought

305. what I could do is I could do a little bit of Posh Spice.

306. I'm making them laugh.

307. There's a couple of chuckles in there.

308. There's not hilarity, though.

309. I don't feel like either of them

310. have sort of, oh, my God, this is it, this is gonna smash it.

311. - Well, whatever you do, make sure you make us laugh.

312. All right, we'll see you out there.

313. - Thank you, Ru. Thank you, Alan.

314. Hi, Crystal. - Hi.

315. - So I see a gorgeous outfit here.

316. I'll be playing

317. the quintessential Southern belle with a body for sin.

318. - Mm, any ideas?

319. - Blanche Devereaux.

320. - Blanche Devereaux. I do declare.

321. - All right, so you're doing Rue McClanahan

322. from "The Golden Girls." - That's it.

323. - Are you a comedy queen? - No.

324. I love lip-syncing, so I love doing comedy lip-syncs.

325. But I'm not a comedy queen on a mic.

326. - Well, because this is a lot of improv.

327. - I know, I know.

328. - This is getting into the character

329. and knowing what that character would say.

330. - I think I know Blanche. - Okay.

331. - It's gotta be a bit Mae West in there as well, hasn't it?

332. - Sure. - Because I'm sure

333. that's where Rue got a bit of a character from.

334. Do you have that in America, tit-shrugging?

335. - No, we— We do wah-wah.

336. - Oh, no, we do tit-shrug.

337. Don't we?

338. Don't just make a—we do.

339. Don't make out and just leave me hanging here.

340. Don't we? No, I don't know what you're talking about.

341. It's just you, Alan.

342. - All right, listen, make me laugh,

343. and we will see you out there.

344. - Thank you. - All right, thanks, Crystal.

345. - Hi, Viv. - Hello.

346. - Alan Carr. - Hello, Alan.

347. Lovely to meet you.

348. - Well, I see three different wigs here.

349. - Yeah, I'm struggling, really,

350. because I've got three characters

351. that I'm well known for doing. - Oh, really?

352. - But, like, they've all got different strengths.

353. We do have a man, which is a bit of a—

354. - Oh, Boris Johnson.

355. - No.

356. - Oh, I think it's the American version of Boris Johnson.

357. - Ah, oh, of course. Your president.

358. - He's not my president.

359. Thank you very much, Ru.

360. It's great to be here.

361. - That's fucking scary.

362. - That's outrageous.

363. And who is this right here?

364. - The legendary Kim Woodburn.

365. - Of course.

366. Who's the third choice?

367. - So do you wanna see Cilla Black done properly?

368. - Yes. - Oh, yes.

369. - Hold on.

370. - Because obviously she's a scouser.

371. - Well, so is Ken. - See? So yeah.

372. - I see, she's from Liverpool.

373. "Ello. Everything all right?

374. I'm from Scotty Road,

375. and I used to do Ringo's mad hat.

376. I look like you now. It's me, Alan.

377. - You are spoiled for choice.

378. All three of them are—

379. - Oh, my goodness. Very, very good.

380. All right, well, Viv, we'll see you out there.

381. - Thank you very much.

382. - All right, make me laugh.

383. - I'll try. - Okay.

384. - Bye, Alan.

385. Getting all this praise makes me feel amazing.

386. But on the other hand, if I fuck this up,

387. I'm gonna look like a right tit, aren't I?

388. - Sum Ting. - Hiya.

389. - How you doing? - I'm good.

390. - Meet Alan Carr.

391. - Hello, Alan. - Hello.

392. - Now, you seem like a very funny person.

393. - Really? Oh.

394. - Yes, and I see a lot of stuff here.

395. Oh, I see men's shoes there.

396. There's a shirt there.

397. I'm not getting it because I'm American?

398. - Maybe not. I'll try and give you the voice.

399. As dawn descends

400. on an undisclosed location—

401. - Oh, I know that voice. - Oh, David Attenborough.

402. - Yes, Sir David.

403. - Sir David Attenborough himself.

404. - How about that?

405. Now I don't know what he looks like.

406. Does he have the black hair like that?

407. - No, this was my back-up that I have.

408. So I've got two. So one was David Attenborough

409. or the one and only Nigella Lawson.

410. - Nigella Lawson. Now, I've read about her.

411. I don't know much about her.

412. - She is the original, like, sensual cook.

413. - Oh.

414. - She was kind of like busty and uses a lot of alliteration,

415. like glorious golden globules.

416. Like, it's just, like,

417. everything about her is just, like—

418. - I think I like her.

419. Well, listen, you found yourself

420. in the bottom two last week. - Mm-hmm.

421. - Whatever you do, you've got to pull this pony around.

422. - Yeah, I got a lot of thinking to do

423. in a very short time, but, yeah.

424. - All right, Sum Ting.

425. - Thank you, Ru. - All right.

426. - See you out there. - I'll see you out there.

427. I've got both options on the table,

428. and I do not know which one to pick.

429. Because the one line I did of David Attenborough

430. just got just as good a line as the line I got for Nigella.

431. So I have no clue who to pick anymore.

432. Fuck.

433. - All right, listen up, ladies.

434. In a moment you'll be headed to the "Snatch Game" set,

435. where you'll meet our two contestants.

436. A woman who's no stranger to a glow-up,

437. the fab Stacey Dooley will be here.

438. - Oh! - Oh!

439. - And a woman who's had everyone on her sofa,

440. the lovely Lorraine Kelly will be here.

441. - Oh, my God! - Oh!

442. - Amazing.

443. All right, ladies, good luck, and don't fuck it up.

444. Come on, Alan.

445. - Thank you! - Bye!

446. - Coming up...

447. - If the price is right, I might be on that show.

448. Who bloody knows?

449. - I'm serving pure fish.

450. - It's one in the pink and two in the stink.

451. - Hi, I'm RuPaul, and it's time to play the "Snatch Game."

452. Let's meet our contestants.

453. First, the queen of breakfast TV, Lorraine Kelly is here.

454. - It's so exciting.

455. - Are you scared?

456. - No, I'm not too scared.

457. - Well, you should be. - Okay.

458. - Our next contestant is an investigative reporter.

459. Welcome hoolie-doolie Stacey Dooley. Hi.

460. - Hoolie-doolie, I'll take that. How are you?

461. - I'm good. Are you ready to win big money?

462. - I'm so ready.

463. - Well, you've come to the wrong place.

464. - Brilliant.

465. - Are you ready to meet our stars?

466. - You bet. - So ready. Let's go.

467. - Now, give a big "Snatch Game" welcome to Julia Child.

468. Now, Julia, what are you serving for dinner?

469. Well, I'm serving pure fish.

470. - I'll say.

471. All right, next guest,

472. straight out of Essex, Gemma Collins is here.

473. - The GC is in the building, girls.

474. - Now, Gemma, is there a reality show you wouldn't do?

475. - Girl, if the price is right,

476. I might be on that show. Who bloody knows?

477. - And you thought the UK had problems.

478. It's Donald Trump!

479. Thank you, Ru.

480. Thank you for having me here.

481. I know the cameras can't see,

482. but you ought to see the crowds watching this.

483. There's three million people here watching me today.

484. - Yes, yes.

485. The Iron Lady herself, Prime Minister Maggie Thatcher.

486. - Oh, boy.

487. Thank you, thank you.

488. Bring on Brexit.

489. - Listen, you've loved her in "Golden Girls."

490. You're gonna love her on the "Snatch Game."

491. Give it up for Rue McClanahan.

492. Well, hi, sugar.

493. Thank you for being a friend.

494. And might I say, from one Rue to another,

495. you are looking mighty fine this evening.

496. - Why, thank you very much. All right.

497. From "The Great British Bake-Off," Mary Berry is here.

498. - Lovely. - I love Mary Berry.

499. Hello, Ru.

500. Do you like my outfit, Ru?

501. - Yes, I do. It's lovely.

502. - You know, Paul Hollywood always liked me in pink.

503. He said, "Mary, it's one in the pink and two in the stink."

504. - Oh, okay. Yes.

505. - Good Lord.

506. - Yes. I've never seen this side of you, Mary.

507. Hmm. All right, now let's move on down.

508. Sir David Attenborough is here. Hello, Sir David.

509. Hello, Ru. How are you today?

510. - I'm doing great.

511. Hey, listen, have you come across

512. any endangered species lately?

513. - No, no, no.

514. The only species I've come across, maybe the black rhino.

515. But other than that,

516. anyone who's gone home since is in danger to me.

517. - Huh. Okay.

518. Lorraine and Stacey, here's how the game works.

519. I ask a question and you give an answer

520. that you think matches our stars.

521. Okay. First question, and it's for Lorraine.

522. The Spice Girls have offered Michelle Visage

523. a spot on their tour.

524. But here's the catch.

525. Michelle has to change her name to blank Spice.

526. What say you, Lorraine?

527. - I say Judgemental Spice or Judgey Spice.

528. - Judgey Spice. - Yes.

529. - I like that. - Yeah.

530. - All right, let's go to our stars

531. and see if you've got any matches.

532. Starting with Gemma.

533. Gemma, what say you?

534. What Spice is Michelle Visage?

535. - So, Ru, I just wrote down "Hairy Spice."

536. Now get your mind out of the gutter.

537. I'm not talking about the nunny Hairy Spice,

538. because she's probably been to my good girl,

539. Amy Childs" salon and had the old waxed off, like me.

540. - Yes. Yes.

541. - I just wrote Hairy Spice

542. because she's always got amazing hair, like—

543. - She does have amazing hair. She has amazing hair.

544. - It's just Essex blow-dryer hair.

545. I mean, I know about this hair.

546. And it's not frazzled today, Ru.

547. - No, it's not.

548. There's not a match there.

549. Let's move on down to the 45th president

550. of the United States of America, Donald Trump.

551. - I wrote "Pussy Spice." - Pussy Spice.

552. - And let me tell you why. - Okay.

553. - Let me tell you why. - Yeah.

554. - I've grabbed Michelle's pussy several times, several times.

555. Several times. Her pussy's great.

556. The only thing that was wrong with it,

557. it smelled a bit like Mexican food.

558. - Dear Lord.

559. - So I had to build a wall right around it.

560. And let me tell you something else.

561. It was a big wall. Huge.

562. - Thank you, 45. Thank you.

563. - Thank you. - Not a match, Lorraine.

564. - Not a match.

565. - Let's move on down to Margaret Thatcher, the Iron Lady.

566. What Spice do you have?

567. - I put "Belgrano Spice." - Belgrano Spice?

568. - Yes, like the ship, she likes to go down. Oh.

569. - Oh, my goodness.

570. - This woman's an inspiration, she really is.

571. If anyone knew how to fuck up a country, it was her.

572. - I love you, too, but please,

573. keep those orange cheesy balls away from my face. Oh!

574. - Not a match, Lorraine. I'm sorry.

575. I'm sorry. - A shame.

576. - We're looking for Judgey Spice.

577. Sir David Attenborough, what Spice do you have?

578. - I've travelled all around the world

579. and seen some exotic people,

580. and I find Michelle rather ravishing.

581. - Oh. - So I've written "Five Spice."

582. - Five Spice. - Yes.

583. - That's very nice. Very nice. Five Spice.

584. Well, Lorraine, I'm afraid you didn't get a match.

585. Stacey, are you ready for your question?

586. - Very ready.

587. - Graham Norton has his own range of wines.

588. He's created a special "Drag Race UK" blend.

589. It tastes like blank.

590. All the pens are down. All right.

591. - Charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.

592. - Oh, that's a great answer, Stacey.

593. - Yeah, I just picked that out of the air.

594. - I love it.

595. All right, let's see if you got some matches.

596. Let's go on over here to Julia Child.

597. Everybody has your book, "The Joy of—" What is it?

598. - "The Joy of Cooking." - "The Joy of Cooking."

599. I thought it was "The Joy of Hooking."

600. - Same-same.

601. - But Michelle Visage was the last question, that's right.

602. All right, so Graham Norton has his own range of wines.

603. You drink wine?

604. - Oh, of course. - Yes.

605. He's created a special "Drag Race UK" blend.

606. It tastes like...

607. - Well, he's an Irishman, isn't he?

608. - Yes. - So would it be potatoes?

609. Would it be clovers?

610. And then I looked around myself at these wonderful people,

611. and I thought

612. the only flavour in my mouth right now is desperation.

613. - Desperation. - Desperation.

614. - I've tasted desperation before.

615. - We all have.

616. - Can I be on "RuPaul?" Can I be on "RuPaul?"

617. - Well, Stacey, not a match.

618. Let's move on down to Margaret Thatcher.

619. Now, Graham Norton has got his own range of wines.

620. He's got a "Drag Race UK" blend. It tastes like...

621. - Redundancy. Oh, yes.

622. We must bugger the miners, yes.

623. More money for the rich, and less for the poor!

624. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

625. - Oh, my goodness, okay.

626. Now, Rue McClanahan, we're looking for

627. the "Drag Race" blend that Graham Norton has done.

628. It tastes like...

629. - Of course. Well, you know, Ru,

630. they didn't call us the "Golden Girls" for nothing,

631. so I said urine.

632. - It tastes like urine.

633. - I think Donald likes urine.

634. Yes, I've heard the stories many a time.

635. - I do. The stories are correct.

636. I love it.

637. At least one bath a week, a bath of piss, it's great.

638. That's how I keep my colour.

639. - Donald, if you'd like to try, just gimme a call.

640. - You're too old, honey. You're too old.

641. - You know, I'm single, - You're too old.

642. - I'm single, I'm free on Saturday night,

643. and I can fit my whole hand in my mouth.

644. - Oh, well, good to know.

645. Not a match, but that answer was very entertaining, Rue.

646. Thank you very much. - Thank you, Ru.

647. - Let's move on down to Mary Berry.

648. Oh, Mary? Mary, darling?

649. - Sorry, Ru. I don't think I heard the question correctly.

650. I just wrote, "My poonanny tastes like a fondant fancy."

651. - Oh, my God.

652. - Oh, Ru, the stories I could tell you about my poonanny.

653. - That sounds like it's gonna be great fun to grab.

654. - Yay.

655. - Is that a match with the judges?

656. It's a match!

657. - Oh! - It's a match!

658. - Well done, dear, well done.

659. - Well, Mary Berry, well done.

660. - We both love a bit of poonanny, don't we?

661. - Lorraine, are you ready to play the game?

662. Alan Carr is so camp,

663. yesterday I caught him putting one of my wigs on his blank.

664. What say you, Lorraine?

665. - I say puppies or doggies.

666. - That's so cute. - It would be so cute.

667. - Lorraine, you have marvellous puppies, my dearie, marvellous.

668. - Thank you.

669. - Oh! All right, let's go to our celebrities

670. and see if Lorraine has a match.

671. Gemma, a wig on a puppy. Isn't that hilarious?

672. - Well, us Essex girls love a big hair,

673. and I work with quite a few bitches on "Towie,"

674. so I'm familiar with them.

675. But you know what? I actually pride myself.

676. Like, I'm mega-confident, yeah,

677. because I know I've got a designer vagina.

678. And Alan, it's quite questionable,

679. with the pitch of that voice.

680. So I said he put it on his vajazzled vagina.

681. - Oh. I'm sorry, Gemma, not a match.

682. I'm sorry, Lorraine.

683. But there's still many celebrities

684. that you can match here.

685. Margaret Thatcher. Alan Carr is so camp,

686. yesterday I caught him putting one of my wigs on his...

687. - His girlfriend, Lorraine Kelly,

688. the Scottish bonnie lass of the telly.

689. Lorraine once asked me

690. if I would suck on her battered sausage,

691. but I told her the lady's not for turning. Oh!

692. - Well, okay.

693. That's actually not a match.

694. - No. - No.

695. - Weirdly. - In any sense.

696. - Rue McClanahan. - Well, Ru, in my experience,

697. when a man takes his toupee off to go to bed...

698. - Uh-huh? - He leaves it on his bedpost.

699. - Oh, on his bedpost.

700. - You said you wouldn't tell anyone about that.

701. - Is it a match?

702. - We're actually looking for a puppy

703. or a dog or a canine, a pooch.

704. - Oh, well, what do I know? I'm dead.

705. Thanks, syphilis.

706. - Well, Rue, I always thank syphilis, yes.

707. Let's see what you say, Sir David.

708. - I've written— I've written Shih Tzu.

709. - Yay! - Yeah!

710. - It's a match!

711. Wonderful! You got one!

712. - Yes!

713. - Oh, brilliant. Oh, I love games.

714. - By Shih Tzu, you did mean a dog, right?

715. - Oh, of course, yes.

716. - Of course you did.

717. - What else would it mean, hmm?

718. - Exactly. - Yes.

719. - Okay, Stacey, this one's for you.

720. Meghan Markle is shaking up

721. the royal protocol once again.

722. The new menu at Kensington Palace

723. serves all tea, no blank.

724. - Shade.

725. - Yes, good answer.

726. - Great answer.

727. Let's see if 45 has some shade.

728. Donald J. Trump.

729. - Well, I just thought I'd ignore the game

730. and just try and cover my own back.

731. - Oh, okay.

732. - So all tea, no collusion. - No collusion.

733. - Especially with Russia and definitely not with China.

734. No collusion with Russia or China.

735. - Okay. Let's move on down to Mary Berry.

736. The new menu at Kensington Palace serves all tea, no...

737. - All tea, no cream.

738. - No cream.

739. - I love cream, so I won't be there.

740. I love creams in my éclairs, in my buns,

741. and up my ass.

742. - Oh, my God.

743. - Mary!

744. - Oh, my goodness.

745. I didn't know this about Mary Berry.

746. - You do you, Mary.

747. - Not a match. We're looking for shade.

748. Let's go on down to Sir David Attenborough.

749. Maybe he's got some shade.

750. - No, no eggs from rare birds.

751. - No eggs from rare—

752. - I love beating eggs until they're stiff.

753. I love beating a lot of things until they're stiff.

754. - Oh, okay.

755. - Oh, shoot.

756. Now, that sound means we're out of time.

757. All right, and the winner is...

758. Glenn Close! Finally!

759. Well, thanks, Lorraine, thanks, Stacey.

760. - Thank you.

761. - We'll see you next time on the "Snatch Game."

762. Say goodbye, stars!

763. - Goodbye! - Bye, girls.

764. - Thank you. - See you on another show.

765. - Thank you very much.

766. - Coming up...

767. - Oh, girls, wasn't it fun yesterday?

768. - It was okay.

769. - I actually had so much fun doing it.

770. - Yes. You've gone from bottom to safe. Well done.

771. - The coast is clear.

772. We've just had "Snatch Game."

773. I feel so good about it,

774. and now I just can't wait to get that runway on.

775. - Oh, girls, wasn't it fun yesterday?

776. - Yeah. - Very, very fun.

777. - Nope, nope.

778. - It was okay. - Do you know what?

779. I was bricking it,

780. but I actually had so much fun doing it.

781. - You've gone from bottom to safe. Well done.

782. - Oh, my goodness. I think I'm gonna have to make

783. a public apology to Mary Berry.

784. - Oh, my God, you were hilarious.

785. - I was just so in my head the whole day,

786. I didn't know what was gonna come out whenever I was there.

787. - But that's the whole thing with it, though.

788. You just don't know what's gonna happen

789. until you actually sit down.

790. Because I felt like, okay, I've got the energy.

791. I think she'll be okay.

792. Then I just didn't make enough space for it.

793. "Snatch Game," personally, it was a miss.

794. Like, I second-guessed myself,

795. I didn't stick to my guns, I made bad choices.

796. - I just wanna say thank you for giving us—

797. - No, that's fine, that's fine.

798. - I love you to bits.

799. - I mean, yours was fucking awful,

800. so I couldn't allow you on stage with that.

801. - Enough of the niceties.

802. If you both did it, who do you think would have won?

803. - Well, I'm not gonna lie.

804. I wouldn't know because I haven't—

805. - That's the thing. - I haven't seen her do it.

806. - Yeah. - But I think—

807. I don't think you delivered it

808. any better than I would have done.

809. - I feel like Divina

810. is definitely slightly bitter after the "Snatch Game."

811. I mean, she should have just done Margaret Thatcher.

812. You gotta fight for it, bitch.

813. - I think it was a great "Snatch Game" overall.

814. I mean, we've seen how many seasons of it,

815. and I think that is a credit to British drag.

816. I think that is what we do.

817. Our drag is all about comedy and just giving a good time,

818. - That was funny.

819. - And all of us put on a show,

820. so well done, everyone.

821. - Well done, girls.

822. - Bravo, bitches.

823. - Right, let's do this, because—

824. - Let's go. - Let's get ready.

825. - I wanna start. - Here we go!

826. - Divina, girl, you're married, aren't you?

827. - I am.

828. - How long? - Seven years.

829. - Bad luck? I'm just kidding.

830. - Bad luck for him, poor fucker.

831. - It must be nice, finding someone that can stick you.

832. - Savage.

833. - What about you, Cheryl?

834. - I'm engaged,

835. so, like, the fact that I found the one person

836. I wanna spend the rest of my life with

837. and the fact he can put up with this one, I'm surprised.

838. - Crystal's getting married soon, aren't you, Crystal?

839. - Yeah, I'll see if I'm still engaged

840. when I get out the other side.

841. - Well, I'm awfully jealous of all of you girls.

842. - Why?

843. - Because in Northern Ireland, we actually don't—

844. we can't get married.

845. It's illegal still for gays to get married.

846. - What? - What?

847. - I mean, we can have a civil partnership,

848. but actual marriage is still not legal.

849. So we're behind the rest of the UK, actually.

850. - It just blows your mind

851. that in 2019

852. there are still parts of the UK

853. where you can't get married if you're a gay person.

854. - That's mad.

855. - Yeah, it's crazy. - Disgusting.

856. - That's fucked up, mate.

857. - There's this party called the DEP,

858. and they have this petition of concern

859. that they pull out every time equal marriage is mentioned,

860. saying that it offends their beliefs.

861. - Well, that's fine. - Yeah.

862. - Your belief is a belief.

863. - Exactly. - My existence is a reality.

864. - Exactly.

865. And they believe that because of their religion,

866. it shouldn't happen in our country.

867. Which is really upsetting, because when you find someone

868. you know that you wanna spend

869. the rest of your life with them...

870. Imagine being a young queer kid

871. and hearing on the news that marriage equality isn't a thing,

872. and it might make you not wanna come out to your parents.

873. So me and my partner have made a pact

874. that we will not get married until we're equal.

875. He's Blu's biggest supporter.

876. Without him, Blu wouldn't be a thing.

877. So, I mean, I have a lot to thank him for,

878. and a lot of appreciation for him.

879. I just wish I could show it to the world.

880. - The public, the world. - My family.

881. If anything happened to him,

882. I would want to be there for him, but obviously—

883. - I mean, I wouldn't rush, girl.

884. Honestly, as soon as you get that piece of paper,

885. all the bedroom action stops.

886. It's terrible.

887. - Explains a lot, then.

888. - Coming up...

889. - You brought two worlds together, colliding.

890. - That's something different.

891. That's what this show's about.

892. - But this is still a drag show.

893. - And what?

894. - Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race UK."

895. Michelle Visage, from now on

896. you'll always be Judgey Spice to me.

897. - Zigga-zigga.

898. - What did she call me?

899. And my favourite, Chatty Spice, Alan Carr.

900. - Aw. - Aw.

901. - So, Alan, you've always got a smile on your face.

902. What's your secret?

903. - IBS.

904. - Okay. And the one and only Ginger Spice, Geri.

905. - Hey, you look amazing.

906. - Aw. I bet you say that...

907. to all the Spice Girls.

908. - This week, we challenged our queens

909. to do their best celebrity impersonations

910. on the "Snatch Game."

911. And tonight on the runway, category is Weird Science:

912. genetically modified drag queens.

913. Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.

914. - First up, Blu Hydrangea.

915. - Oh, God, she's out on the lash.

916. - Eye-yi-yi. - Ah-ha!

917. - I am serving you big-eye realness.

918. Over the years, drag queens

919. have just been painting their eyes

920. bigger and bigger and bigger,

921. so by the year 3000,

922. their head is just a massive eyeball.

923. What are you looking at?

924. The head piece is foam,

925. the dress is a nude sheer fabric with lace embellishments

926. with lovely red fringe.

927. I've got my eye on the prize.

928. - Geri, the eye is the window to the hole.

929. - That's not a happy hole.

930. - We all have a happy hole, Geri.

931. - Up next, Baga Chipz.

932. - Stifler's mom!

933. - I am serving this lovely, beautiful black catsuit.

934. Sexy superhero realness.

935. Get out my way, bitch. Baga's here!

936. Hyah!

937. - Masked for mask?

938. - Fighting the super gonorrhoea virus.

939. Gonorrhoea eleganza!

940. - Beam me up, slutty.

941. - Up next, Cheryl Hole.

942. - Take that look off your space.

943. - Very good.

944. - We're messing up the planet, guys.

945. We can't breathe out of our mouths,

946. so what do we have to do?

947. We have to breathe out of our bellybuttons.

948. Now, this look isn't quintessential Chez,

949. but to be honest, there's lots of girls in Essex

950. that have tubes coming out of here, there, and everywhere.

951. I'm serving the future, and the future is bright.

952. - I think she took the tube here.

953. - Ha-ha. Good one.

954. - Up next, Sum Ting Wong.

955. - What I'm serving is sexy cyborg.

956. My body in a red catsuit.

957. Platform shoes all the way up to my thigh.

958. My face is painted like I'm missing bits.

959. Put on a new face, and inject your lips with more filler.

960. - Coffee, tea, or Botox?

961. - Don't do it. Don't do it.

962. Oh, no! Oh!

963. - Oh, more, more!

964. - Up next, Divina De Campo.

965. - She's like a jealous mermaid.

966. - Uh-huh.

967. - I am bringing a sparkly, mossy,

968. glammed human cross-hybrid creature.

969. - I think they botched your boob job.

970. - Everybody's got slightly wonky tits, kids.

971. It's a fact of life.

972. - My asteroids are playing up.

973. - I just got that.

974. - Up next, Crystal.

975. - Flashdance: The Apocalypse.

976. - I'm serving dystopian mutant drag queen.

977. This look has everything.

978. I'm wearing handmaid prosthetics.

979. The mouth-stretcher is decorated with the teeth of my victims.

980. I'm serving Geri Mutant Spice in this look,

981. and she looks fucking terrified.

982. - Her Grindr's blowing up.

983. - Yes.

984. - I'm giving them fire crotch.

985. - Ru, her actual pussy's on fire.

986. - Oh, she's gonna split her difference.

987. - Oh, stop it.

988. - Oh! - Oh, no.

989. - Use a real gynaecologist like the rest of us.

990. Up next, The Vivienne.

991. - Beaker? I don't even know her!

992. - My Weird Science look is giving you floral humanoid

993. who's been injected with photosynthetic DNA.

994. They're trying to live forever,

995. but it's kind of gone a bit wrong.

996. I've got shoes, the whole catsuit,

997. all the flowers in just the right places.

998. I'm wearing full prosthetics on my face.

999. I've changed the silhouette of my head.

1000. So I am giving this everything I've got.

1001. - I think it's safe to say

1002. that no one wants to wake up in a brown onesie.

1003. Coming up...

1004. - One of my favourites on the runway tonight.

1005. - You definitely were the supporting cast.

1006. - That outfit looks mingy.

1007. - Oh, my God, Alan!

1008. Welcome, ladies.

1009. Now, based on your "Snatch Game" performances

1010. and your main stage presentations,

1011. I've made some decisions.

1012. Now when I call your name, please step forward.

1013. Blu Hydrangea.

1014. Cheryl Hole.

1015. You are safe.

1016. - Oh.

1017. - Oh, thank God.

1018. - You may leave the stage.

1019. - Thank you, Ru.

1020. - Ladies, you are the tops and bottoms of the week.

1021. Now it's time for the judges" critiques,

1022. starting with Baga Chipz.

1023. - "Snatch Game," absolutely loved it.

1024. And I just want the BBC

1025. to give you and The Vivienne a sitcom

1026. as Donald Trump and Mrs. Thatcher

1027. living together in a flat.

1028. I would watch that. That was absolutely amazing.

1029. - You had the balance of that British sensibility about you.

1030. A little bit carry-on, but you don't have to be filthy.

1031. The lady's not for turning.

1032. - Well done.

1033. - Geri likes me. Aah!

1034. - Tonight on the runway

1035. is a cute, different, futuristic thingie for you.

1036. - I am so out my comfort zone, I'm not gonna lie.

1037. This is, like, out there for me.

1038. - There are things that I would have liked

1039. to have seen you do with this.

1040. You don't have a lash on, do you?

1041. - I really was gonna put one on as well,

1042. but I wanted it to just be, like, you know what I mean,

1043. like I'm in the desert or something.

1044. - No, I get it, but this is still a drag show.

1045. You have what it takes, Baga.

1046. You just need to up it. - Thank you.

1047. - I once went scuba-diving in an outfit like that.

1048. - Up next, Sum Ting Wong.

1049. - You brought David Attenborough to drag, okay?

1050. He's gonna watch this show because of you, okay?

1051. You've brought two worlds together, colliding.

1052. That's something different.

1053. That's what this show is about.

1054. - As brilliant as you were at him, it got totally lost.

1055. - Well, at least you didn't go down the Mary Berry

1056. "I've got a cream horn stuck up my ass."

1057. - Tonight on the runway was kind of really basic for me.

1058. Like if you turn around, you can see

1059. how it's fully pulling away from her back, you see?

1060. - That outfit looks mingy.

1061. - Oh, my God, Alan!

1062. - Thank you.

1063. - Next up, Divina De Campo.

1064. Now, Geri, you and Divina know each other

1065. from the show "All Together Now," is that right?

1066. - We do.

1067. - And you are being as impartial as you can be.

1068. - Of course. This is the BBC.

1069. So first of all, I wanna talk about Julia Child.

1070. You definitely were the supporting cast among them.

1071. - Did you enjoy "Snatch Game?"

1072. - I think that might be a strong word.

1073. It happened. I was there.

1074. - You could have gone so much bigger, Divina.

1075. Just when you think it's too big,

1076. it's not big enough, you know what I mean?

1077. - If I had a nickel for every time I've said that.

1078. - Amen, sister.

1079. - Julia Child, I didn't really know that much about her,

1080. I'm going to admit, but I enjoyed your performance.

1081. This, however, I love it.

1082. - This is another look for you

1083. that I feel is out of your element,

1084. from down to your shoes to your fingertips.

1085. Your makeup, the bowl on your head, the inside of it,

1086. one of my favourites on the runway tonight.

1087. - Thank you.

1088. - So what do you have to say for yourself?

1089. - I should have brought

1090. a much stronger character than Julia or Posh.

1091. That's what I should have done, and I—

1092. - Posh! You were gonna do Posh?

1093. You would have been a brilliant Posh!

1094. - But after you've pointed and pouted,

1095. where the fuck are you going?

1096. - Can you do a little Posh for us now?

1097. Well, I would truly like

1098. to join you on the reunion, Geri, but I can't be arsed.

1099. I'm a brand now.

1100. - Yes.

1101. - Aw.

1102. - Is that a bit savage? Sorry.

1103. - A little bit.

1104. - Thank you, Divina.

1105. - Thank you.

1106. - Up next, Crystal.

1107. - Hiya.

1108. - Wow, Crystal, is this something

1109. you do in your act with the—

1110. - Absolutely. - Oh, my goodness.

1111. Do you ever hurt yourself?

1112. - I mean, if I did, I'd probably be an amputee, so...

1113. - Rue McClanahan. It didn't work for me

1114. because this is a drag show, and there was no Rue in it.

1115. I felt like you should at least raised your voice a little bit.

1116. - Yeah. - You know what I mean?

1117. Given us something that took us out of Crystal

1118. and put us into Rue,

1119. and gone even more Southern and more slutty.

1120. Well, hi, sugar.

1121. Thank you for being a friend.

1122. The fact that Blanche was out-slutted was a travesty.

1123. - Tonight on the runway, however,

1124. I loved the danger in this act.

1125. I've never seen anything like it before.

1126. - Great. - It was just too scary.

1127. When I saw you doing what you were doing to yourself,

1128. to your crotch, I was like, oh, my God.

1129. - What about Rue grinding her own vagina?

1130. - Imagine! - Why not?

1131. - All right, up next we've got The Vivienne.

1132. - Donald Trump in the "Snatch Game"

1133. was phenomenal.

1134. China.

1135. - That's what the "Snatch Game" is all about.

1136. It's about not just looking like,

1137. but embodying, and being able to volley with Ru.

1138. - I gotta tell you, I don't believe

1139. I've ever heard anyone do Donald Trump better, honestly.

1140. I think that's the best I've ever heard.

1141. I think better than Donald Trump.

1142. - I believe that, yes, Donald Trump

1143. would flirt with Maggie Thatcher.

1144. Of course he would.

1145. She's an inspiration.

1146. - Yeah, yeah. Amazing. Amazing.

1147. - Thank you, Ru. Thank you for having me here.

1148. - And then this outfit here, what you did.

1149. Do you know what?

1150. I didn't understand it, but I liked it.

1151. - I love your outfit. I love your cheeky little nose

1152. missing from after Michelle's cruel jibe in episode one.

1153. - Alan! It wasn't cruel!

1154. - No, you just look brilliant.

1155. - All right, thank you, ladies, I think we've heard enough.

1156. While you untuck in the workroom,

1157. the judges and I will deliberate.

1158. You may leave the stage.

1159. Coming up...

1160. - I let other people have their space and their time.

1161. - But you and Crystal looked—

1162. - Like now when I'm talking and you're talking over me.

1163. That is not going to happen anymore.

1164. - Oh!

1165. - Fuck me, that was intense.

1166. - Well, girls, what's the crack?

1167. - I wanna know what's happened,

1168. because obviously this isn't my first time

1169. and, like, I'm daft, so...

1170. - Jesus.

1171. - First time safe, Cheryl.

1172. - Yes! - Yeah, well done, girl.

1173. - Used to being a bottom?

1174. - Listen, I think the judging criteria's

1175. 80% "Snatch Game," 20% Weird Science.

1176. - I just think it's because, like, you look amazing,

1177. but I'm just saying, because you didn't do that well—

1178. - No, absolutely, I think it's between me and Crystal.

1179. Absolutely. - But I just think—

1180. - Sitting here right now, I should have done Maggie.

1181. The problem with Julia Child

1182. was that she's very like Attenborough

1183. in that she's gonna do what she's gonna do,

1184. and then she's gonna stop and leave space for that.

1185. Which is very much how I work anyway.

1186. I let other people have their space and their time—

1187. - But you and Crystal looked absolutely incredible.

1188. - Like now, when I'm talking and you're just talking over me.

1189. I will not normally point that out.

1190. I will just let you talk over me.

1191. That is not going to happen anymore.

1192. If I'm fucking speaking, I am fucking speaking.

1193. - If someone's got a big personality and loud,

1194. then you just need to be louder and be heard.

1195. Divina, speak up, bitch!

1196. - I'm in a competition, and I need to not do that.

1197. That mindset has to go. This is not a theatre show.

1198. I am not working with other people on a theatre show.

1199. I'm in a competition.

1200. - Divina has just got some pretty bad critiques,

1201. and now she seems to be taking it out on us,

1202. saying that she's not heard and people talk over her.

1203. Well, maybe if you stop bragging about yourself

1204. and actually said something interesting,

1205. people would actually listen.

1206. - How do you feel, Crystal?

1207. - You know, it is what it is.

1208. My "Snatch Game" stunk.

1209. - You look fucking brilliant.

1210. - I think you looked good in the "Snatch Game," too,

1211. and got laughs.

1212. - I think you rehearsed it so much beforehand.

1213. - You over there going over and over and over the lines.

1214. - That's how I approach everything.

1215. It's like, how am I gonna prepare for this?

1216. What am I gonna do, what am I gonna do when?

1217. And that just isn't the way that improv works.

1218. But I hoped that I would be able to make it funny despite that,

1219. and occasionally that worked, and mostly it didn't.

1220. At this point I'm hoping I'm gonna scrape through on safe.

1221. I hope what I did on the runway was enough.

1222. - I really enjoyed what I did.

1223. And I think—and for once,

1224. like, the judges were, like, we like you.

1225. - Aw. That's so nice.

1226. - Yeah. It's nice to have that, like...

1227. 100%, hand on heart,

1228. say that I got the worst critique for outfit.

1229. But when it comes to "Snatch Game,"

1230. it actually wasn't that bad.

1231. - I love Sum Ting so much.

1232. From what I've heard from the critique,

1233. I think you're gonna be in the bottom,

1234. so you'd better lip sync for your life.

1235. - If you end up staying, like,

1236. I want you to bring fucking everything to this next week,

1237. because otherwise what was the point of you staying?

1238. - Exactly.

1239. - So no matter what you thought or planned, do something else.

1240. You picked this outfit out today,

1241. and you weren't feeling it.

1242. You should have asked around and gone, can I borrow that?

1243. There's no harm in asking.

1244. - I'm always so in my head about things.

1245. I always take my own advice,

1246. and when people try to help out, I just don't listen.

1247. - Divina borrowed me the Margaret Thatcher outfit,

1248. you know what I mean?

1249. So if you need help, just ask.

1250. Don't ask me, because mine's shite, but you know what I mean.

1251. But just go round and ask people.

1252. If you don't ask, you don't get.

1253. - Sum Ting needs to take advice more.

1254. She thinks she knows everything. You don't.

1255. We're not here to sabotage you, we're here to help.

1256. - Now just between us Spice Girls...

1257. - What do you think?

1258. Baga Chipz.

1259. - That Margaret Thatcher was a home run, you guys.

1260. And that's really what it's all about in "Snatch Game,"

1261. is fully living and embodying the character.

1262. I was blown away, actually.

1263. - The most impressive thing about the Maggie Thatcher,

1264. aside from being hilarious,

1265. it wasn't too terribly a trash talk.

1266. She didn't resort to the Fs and the—

1267. - Yeah. If you're really good at comedy,

1268. you don't need to keep using swear words—

1269. - That's what I fucking say.

1270. - Tonight on the runway, however,

1271. it was basically a scuba outfit

1272. turned into a spacey-crazy outfit.

1273. - I'm a bit tired of the "Oh, I'm out my comfort zone."

1274. We're all out of our comfort zone.

1275. Get in that comfort zone.

1276. - When we get out of our comfort zone,

1277. that's when we find out who we are.

1278. - Yes.

1279. - And I think, you know, she showed us a little bit of that.

1280. - All right, let's move on down to Sum Ting Wong.

1281. Sir David got no jokes in there, and that's not good.

1282. - But he is gonna bring the grandmothers.

1283. He is gonna bring the scientists.

1284. - Geri!

1285. - And everybody's gonna be watching "Drag Race"

1286. because of him.

1287. I'm telling you.

1288. - I really appreciate him going for it.

1289. However, there's no excuse for that runway look.

1290. It looked cheap.

1291. - I feel like Sum Ting Wong embodies Britain.

1292. - Geri, to quote the Spice Girls,

1293. stop right now, thank you very much.

1294. - Geri! - Geri!

1295. - Divina De Campo. - I expected Divina

1296. to be better at this kind of a challenge, actually,

1297. because she is the actor type, the theatre kid.

1298. So it was really kind of off the mark

1299. of where she should have gone with it.

1300. - It just wasn't funny. - Yeah.

1301. - There were no laughs.

1302. I actually threw her a few lines.

1303. I said, "What's the name of the book, "The Joy of...'"

1304. "The Joy of Cooking."

1305. - Which is the actual title.

1306. She could have said so many things.

1307. - Tonight on the runway is what really saved her.

1308. I thought this was a beautiful look for Divina.

1309. - I think the way she moved, fantastic.

1310. She really committed to it.

1311. It was beautiful and weird at the same time.

1312. I loved it.

1313. - Crystal.

1314. - She didn't embody Rue McClanahan.

1315. She didn't embody Blanche Devereaux.

1316. It was just her talking as Crystal

1317. with a slight Southern accent.

1318. Thanks, syphilis.

1319. - Tonight on the runway, I loved it.

1320. And then she took it a step further

1321. with, like, a freak show element.

1322. If I was at a bar and I saw that,

1323. that would be amazing.

1324. - Michelle. - Yeah, no, I love that, Geri.

1325. I gotta take you with me. - Why?

1326. - I'm gonna take you out with me, girl.

1327. - Michelle Visage walks into a bar.

1328. - Yes. And I pull out my grinder.

1329. It's just fun to watch.

1330. - I think if Sum Ting Wong had been standing next to it,

1331. she would have gone up like a Christmas tree

1332. with how cheap her outfit was.

1333. - I enjoy that, but like Geri, it did scare me.

1334. Anyway, listen, Crystal, she got no laughs.

1335. Only thing I got from her was syphilis.

1336. The Vivienne.

1337. - I'm gonna go out on a limb here.

1338. This Donald Trump impersonation

1339. may be the best "Snatch Game" character

1340. in the history of the show.

1341. - It smelled a bit like Mexican food.

1342. - Oh!

1343. - She didn't dominate the whole scene.

1344. She let everybody have their moment.

1345. But when she had her moment, she killed it.

1346. - In the "Snatch Game," it was jokes about collusion,

1347. about Russia, about everything.

1348. A real brain going in there.

1349. - The runway tonight, I really love what she did,

1350. finally with a real prosthetic nose.

1351. I loved how the face looked.

1352. But, you know, the thing was a little ill-fitting.

1353. It wasn't perfect, and at the end of the day,

1354. we know Viv can do better than that.

1355. - It was a bit pooey, the colour of the leotard, yes.

1356. If you want to be down on that.

1357. - I appreciated it.

1358. She's someone who can pull a look together with nothing,

1359. and I think Vivienne is in it to win it.

1360. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, I do.

1361. - Silence. I've made my decision.

1362. Bring back my girls.

1363. Welcome back, ladies.

1364. I've made some decisions.

1365. Baga Chipz, as Maggie Thatcher,

1366. you ruled the "Snatch Game."

1367. The Vivienne, your Trump was unimpeachable.

1368. Baga Chipz,

1369. The Vivienne,

1370. the parliament is hung.

1371. You are both winners of this week's challenge.

1372. And you both get to share one RuPeter badge.

1373. Aw, what the hell. We'll throw in two.

1374. - Wear them with pride.

1375. Baga, Viv, you may join the other girls.

1376. - Thank you so much. - Thank you so much.

1377. - Sum Ting Wong.

1378. On the runway, you gave it your best shot,

1379. but your Sir Attenborough was not the king of the jungle.

1380. Divina De Campo, on the runway you over-delivered,

1381. but your Julia Child was undercooked.

1382. Crystal, on the runway

1383. you sparked our curiosity,

1384. but in the "Snatch Game" your Blanche was bland.

1385. Divina De Campo.

1386. You're safe.

1387. - Thank you.

1388. - Sum Ting, Crystal, I'm sorry, my dears,

1389. but you are both up for elimination.

1390. - I'm ready to give the best lip sync

1391. I possibly can to this song.

1392. - Two queens stand before me.

1393. Prior to tonight

1394. you were asked to perform a lip sync performance

1395. of "Spice Up Your Life"...

1396. by the Spice Girls.

1397. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

1398. and save yourself from elimination.

1399. The time has come...

1400. for you to lip-sync...

1401. for your life!

1402. - This look probably wouldn't have been my first choice

1403. for doing a Spice Girls song

1404. in front of fucking Geri Halliwell.

1405. - Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1406. - Well done.

1407. - Now, I've made my decision.

1408. Crystal, shantay you stay.

1409. - Thank God.

1410. - You may join the other girls.

1411. - I love you.

1412. - I love you.

1413. - Sum Ting. - Yes?

1414. - If loving you is Wong, I don't wanna be wite.

1415. Now sashay away.

1416. - I love you all.

1417. Thank you so much for changing my life.

1418. Cheers.

1419. - You did amazing.

1420. - Well done, babe.

1421. - Love you long time.

1422. It's been honestly the best learning experience.

1423. It has been so wicked.

1424. This is like the start of my new life.

1425. Like, in every respect.

1426. I think everyone's gonna be proud.

1427. Oh, my God, this is—

1428. - Hello. - Hello!

1429. Oh, my God.

1430. - I wanted to come and say hello to you,

1431. because I just thought you had such a great energy,

1432. and it really came across.

1433. To me it did.

1434. I really connected with that.

1435. I thought you brought a lot of joy, so well done.

1436. - Oh, my God, like, Geri Halliwell just made me cry.

1437. Geri from the Spice Girls. Oh, my God, thank you.

1438. - And maybe you can be called Sum Ting Right.

1439. - There's Nothing Wong with it.

1440. - Exactly. Well done, Sum Ting Wong.

1441. - Thank you, Ms. Geri Halliwell of Spice Girls fame.

1442. - Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

1443. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

1444. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

1445. Can I get an "amen" up in here?

1446. - Amen! - Amen!

1447. - All right. Now let the music play.

1448. - Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race UK"...

1449. You need to create two girl groups.

1450. - Neither of you sing, and I'm the only singer here.

1451. - Are you ready?

1452. - You remind me of, like, Peggy Mitchell's crazy sister.

1453. - Finally, because, yes, she's here, she's arrived.

1454. - For once in this competition,

1455. I kind of watched you slowly lose it up there.

1456. - That's so upsetting.