RuPaul's Drag Race UK 1x3

1. - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race UK"...

2. You'll be starring in a sumptuous new costume drama,

3. "Downton Draggy."

4. - Action.

5. - Bloody hell.

6. Much better!

7. - Why is my life so terrible?

8. - She should have some levels.

9. Right now I would slap you if I was Mrs. Moo.

10. - Team The Vivienne is the winning team.

11. Baga Chipz, you are the winner

12. of this week's challenge.

13. Blu Hydrangea.

14. - In the acting challenge,

15. you kind of fell into the background a little bit.

16. - Scaredy Kat.

17. - It still kind of ended up one note.

18. - Blu Hydrangea, shantay you stay.

19. - Thank you.

20. - Scaredy, sashay away.

21. - Oh.

22. - Aw. - Aw.

23. - Wait. I can't read from that far away.

24. - Oh, baby queen.

25. - "Scaredy the whole way.

26. 19 now. What's gonna happen when I'm 35?"

27. - Yes.

28. - You bitch.

29. - "See you later. Meow."

30. - Aw. - Aw.

31. - Me at 19,

32. I would have been bricking it coming on a show like this.

33. - Bye, Scaredy. Bye.

34. - Gotta have balls,

35. and that cat wasn't neutered, was it?

36. - This one brought it to the fucking table.

37. - Thank you.

38. - Do you know what?

39. I actually feel really exhilarated.

40. Performing is what I do four nights a week,

41. So I had to bring it.

42. I'm feeling so relieved.

43. I'm actually feeling like I have a new fight in this competition,

44. and I'm gonna stay here until the end.

45. - Shall we congratulate Baga again

46. for her massive win today?

47. - Well deserved. - How do you feel, Bag?

48. - I'm gonna have to get bigger tits

49. so I fit all my badges on my tits.

50. - Oh, she's so humble.

51. - Yeah, I'm gonna need seven tits.

52. Yeah, to put all the badges on.

53. - Real T, who do you think had the best Bond look?

54. "Cause I've got an idea.

55. - I'd have to go with either Vivs or Crystal.

56. - Oh, thanks, guys.

57. - And mine as well, being the CEO of tits, so, yeah.

58. - Oh, honey.

59. Vinegar is overconfident.

60. - And I think that's a real advantage for her

61. because her looks are a mess.

62. - Can I just ask you what you thought

63. about people thinking you're a fake?

64. - I mean, that's really put me through it now.

65. - Has it? - Yeah.

66. - We don't see you.

67. I feel it's not genuine.

68. - I don't feel like I've met Cheryl yet.

69. - Like I haven't seen

70. the person I know from home.

71. If you want to stand out, just be you.

72. - Get off me please.

73. I'd be lying if I said it didn't upset me.

74. I came here to show people me,

75. and if I'm not showing me,

76. then what the fuck am I doing here?

77. Two people that know me very well

78. have said that they don't know me anymore

79. because I'm not being me.

80. It's just like, do you wanna kick me whilst I'm down?

81. - Me, bottom.

82. - Okay, so for me— - Safe.

83. Next week's the top.

84. - Second, bottom.

85. Now let's go top.

86. - I don't want it to get tactical,

87. where people start going, oh, maybe you should do this

88. just to get to the top.

89. - Yes!

90. - Right now, I need to focus on me

91. and not let other people's opinions affect me.

92. - I'm the shit and I know I'm the shit

93. and I'm here to shit on them.

94. - The winner crowned the UK's first "Drag Race" Superstar

95. will receive an all expenses paid trip to Hollywood

96. to create their own digital series

97. with the producers of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

98. - Tonight with Michelle Visage, Graham Norton,

99. and extra special guest judge Dame Twiggy.

100. - Oh, my God.

101. - It's a new day in the workroom,

102. and I am lucky to be here.

103. So I'm gonna make the most

104. of whatever challenge comes my way.

105. - I think we've got to that point now

106. the dead weight's gone, and it's just—

107. - Ooh! - Ooh!

108. - Does anyone disagree?

109. - Their corpses aren't even cold yet.

110. - Scaredy Kat is now roadkill.

111. - Blu is getting very vocal lately.

112. Ooh, the confidence is coming out now.

113. - Blu, are you feeling a bit better?

114. Because after the challenge you were really upset.

115. - Do you know what? After the lip sync,

116. I just feel so much more relaxed

117. and a part of the family.

118. - Ooh, girl!

119. Her majesty did already done had herses.

120. Ladies, as Shakespeare once said to me,

121. "Shall I compare thee to a basic gay?

122. "For "tis not what ye wears, but how ye weareth it.

123. Now, get thee to a pun-nery."

124. - I'm confused yet again.

125. - What could it be? - I don't know, though.

126. - I haven't got a clue.

127. - Hello, hello, hello!

128. - Ladykins, now, the UK's first "Drag Race" superstar

129. needs to swing from classy to assy

130. in the blink of an eye.

131. So for today's mini-challenge, you need to worship the pole.

132. Get your mind out of the gutter.

133. You're gonna be dancing around the maypole.

134. - Oh! - Ooh!

135. - What the fuck's a maypole?

136. - You've got 15 minutes to get into quick drag.

137. Think genteel English rose.

138. Ready, set, go!

139. - Vinegar? - What?

140. - Have you got any shitty drag I can borrow?

141. - Oh, ask yourself.

142. - I don't know where the head is.

143. - Oop!

144. - This is actually my first-ever drag outfit.

145. - Is it?

146. - Yeah, so Blu's come a long way.

147. - Who's a naughty girl?

148. - All right, ladies, gather "round the maypole.

149. - I think I've got this very confused.

150. They are, like, all Glastonbury maidens,

151. and I'm dressed like a bloody librarian.

152. - Now, I'll be switching up the music,

153. so be prepared to go from proper lady to super shady.

154. - Blu is looking like she's in the throes of the pox.

155. It's very Black Death realness.

156. - The queen with the most enter-tainting moves wins.

157. Clear?

158. - Yes. - Yeah.

159. - All right. Hit it!

160. Pip-pip, cheerio.

161. Divina.

162. Crunk it like a crumpet.

163. Yeah!

164. - Bring that jazz.

165. - Not bad for a 50-year-old.

166. - Well done!

167. All right, The Vivienne.

168. Ooh, bitch, you better put some peanut butter

169. on them English muffins.

170. Are you ready, Crystal?

171. - Crystal just mounted the pole,

172. and she is giving me serious side-ball.

173. - Maypole, hey-pole.

174. - Baga Chipz. May I call you Theresa Maypole?

175. - I am so out of breath, I'm bloody knackered.

176. I've put the wrong shoes on, I'm coughing me minge up.

177. I feel like Paula Radcliffe.

178. I'm gonna have a piss in the street in a minute.

179. - Blu!

180. - Blu looks like a fucking friar.

181. - Yeah, girl, show "em how to get down in Northern Ireland.

182. Oh, ho, ho!

183. Sum Ting Wong.

184. Ooh, I bet she likes her peanut butter smooth and chunky.

185. Vinegar Strokes.

186. Ooh, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

187. Yeah!

188. Cheryl Hole.

189. - Let's show these bitches how it's done.

190. - Oh! - Oh!

191. - Shablam.

192. - Ooh, Cheryl Hole, any pole is the goal.

193. - Aow!

194. - At this country fair, it is the Cheryl Hole show.

195. - Oh!

196. Ooh!

197. Oh, my goodness.

198. Well, ladies...

199. I took a poll.

200. And one of you came out on top.

201. The winner of today's mini-challenge is...

202. Cheryl Hole.

203. - This is just what I needed just to boost myself back up.

204. But really, just to show these girls

205. that I deserve to be here

206. and I deserve to actually compete against them.

207. - Ladies, some of my favourite designers

208. are from the United Kingdom.

209. Legends like Vivienne Westwood and Alexander McQueen

210. built fashion empires, combining an eye for beauty

211. with a bit of British cheek.

212. And speaking of British cheek... Ha ha ha.

213. - Oh, my God!

214. - Look, it's "Drag Race All Star" Raven.

215. - Hi, Ru!

216. - Oh, my God, it's Raven! Oh, my God, it's Raven!

217. And I look the worst I could possibly look.

218. Thanks, guys.

219. - Hello! - Hi, ladies.

220. - Oh, you look amazing.

221. - I will say "So do you," just to be nice.

222. You all look like fucking shite.

223. - Does Michelle know you're using her car?

224. - That bitch is in the boot.

225. - Where she belongs!

226. - Toot-toot.

227. - Well, what a bunch of rubbish,

228. perfect for a fashion show.

229. Ladies, for this week's maxi-challenge,

230. you need to be posh on a penny,

231. using random items from this car boot sale

232. to create high-fashion looks.

233. Now, you can use your own hair, shoes, and undergarments,

234. but the rest must be 100% Ru-purposed.

235. - We all knew it was coming.

236. Get your sewing machines out, girls.

237. - Cheryl Hole, you've won today's mini-challenge,

238. so I'm giving you an extra 15-second head start.

239. - I've got my eyes on a few things.

240. I see a few glovey-gloves,

241. and I just think I could clean up this competition.

242. - You could mop a lot in 15 seconds.

243. Am I right, Raven?

244. - Bitch, I don't need 15 seconds.

245. I have everything I need right here.

246. Come on, boys.

247. - By-ee!

248. - By-ee! - By-ee!

249. - Cheryl Hole, ready, set, go!

250. - Run, bitch, run.

251. Run! Go get the gloves.

252. Um, box of rubber gloves goes to Cheryl.

253. Meh.

254. - Gentlemen, start your engines,

255. and may the best woman win.

256. - Oh, shit!

257. - My game plan's simple:

258. smash and grab everything in sight.

259. - No need to be shy on this challenge.

260. I'm grabbing boxes full.

261. I'm like, bam, bam, bam.

262. - Baga, you're a hoarder.

263. - Back off, bitches. That tablecloth is mine.

264. - It was carnage.

265. It was like the reduced section in the supermarket.

266. Everybody was grabbing for the sausages.

267. - Yes!

268. - The shade of it all!

269. - Coming up...

270. - I'm going full tailoring for my first try.

271. - And you want to chance that on "Drag Race?"

272. - Okay. Yeah, you go for that.

273. - Oh!

274. - Guys, who's actually a designer here, though?

275. Like, who considers themself an actual design?

276. - I did costume design at uni.

277. - Really? - Yeah.

278. - Okay, so she's got a degree, people. She's got a degree.

279. - I've got a huge advantage for this challenge.

280. I know how to sew. I make all my own costumes.

281. I know what I'm doing here. I can't fuck it up.

282. God, when they said junk, they meant junk!

283. - One, two, three, four.

284. So I've seen these laundry bags,

285. and there's no stretch to them,

286. but I know that you can sew with this material.

287. So I've got these,

288. so I'm gonna use these for a bit of boning I think.

289. - Good boning.

290. - Hey!

291. - Pretty sure that I can make a great silhouette out of this.

292. Like, I'm looking around,

293. and I'm looking at what people are putting together.

294. I think I have a really good chance.

295. - Like, come on then, fill me in.

296. What is your plan?

297. - Uh, I had this lovely jacket,

298. so I'm just gonna, like, pattern this out like these sections

299. and just hope for the best.

300. - Okay. Yeah, you go for that.

301. - Ugh! Looks like a disaster right now.

302. - Looks very warm.

303. - I know.

304. - So what you going for?

305. - I'm going to make, like, a circle cape.

306. I took inspiration from a toothbrush.

307. Because I've got a wig.

308. Like, neon blue kind of wig. - Yeah.

309. - Plus, I've got a doughnut with some sort of face detail.

310. You're looking really confused.

311. - I'm just thinking make sure

312. you stick with fashion rather than costume.

313. I'm just thinking toilet seat stuck to a face

314. might be a bit of a question.

315. - Shit.

316. I mean, let's be honest.

317. I normally get all my outfits made for me,

318. so designing is a bit of a challenge.

319. - Are you making trousers? - Yeah.

320. This is a silhouette I've worn before,

321. but now that I've lip synced,

322. I just, like, ripped down all the barriers,

323. and it's the first time

324. that I've actually felt, like, confident in a challenge here.

325. I love sewing and I love creating,

326. and I genuinely think I could take this runway.

327. I think coming into this you should know how to make things.

328. - I mean, in a competition like this,

329. it's your vision, your execution,

330. and how you fucking sell it.

331. So I'm not the best on sewing machines,

332. but I think I'm doing a very good job.

333. I'm not showing I'm shitting it.

334. I'm putting my gloves on. I'm getting down to business.

335. I just make it up as I go along.

336. I'm just like...

337. Here's my glue gun.

338. I'm gonna be Kim Woodburn,

339. queen of clean, yes.

340. - Fuck's sake.

341. If all you can do is produce a look, you go home.

342. You've got to have more than just one skill.

343. But you are more than just—

344. - Oh, no, I know.

345. I know you weren't talking about me.

346. - Don't make out to be shady, Miss Blu.

347. - Viv, what you making?

348. - So something like this.

349. I've grabbed all the videotapes.

350. I'm making something fierce.

351. I've got these huge shoulder pads,

352. I've got cricket knee pads.

353. I'm quite confident.

354. We all know a sewing challenge has come,

355. so if you haven't prepared, you're stupid, really.

356. - I'm going full tailoring for my first try.

357. - Tailoring? Really?

358. Are you mental, girl?

359. Shit.

360. - Everything that I make is, like, floaty and big,

361. so it's not ever fitted.

362. But this is the first thing I'm gonna make.

363. - And you wanna chance that on "Drag Race?"

364. She's never tailored, she's never worked with that fabric,

365. and she's never made a jacket.

366. Good luck, girl.

367. I'd say stick to what you know, girl.

368. - Maybe it'll be— maybe I'll do a floaty skirt.

369. Parachute pants!

370. Right, I've got this.

371. Right, I've gotta get sewing. - Well, good luck with that.

372. Don't say I didn't warn you.

373. - I'm not worried about anything.

374. I think my suit's gonna turn out really cool.

375. "Ello, guvna.

376. - Hi. - Hello.

377. - Hi, Divina. - Hi.

378. - How's it going for you so far?

379. Is it what you expected?

380. - Yeah, completely out of my own comfort zone.

381. But I'm feeling more charged. - Good.

382. - I'm feeling more charged and ready for this.

383. - Because last week on the runway, you became emotional.

384. - But I've got to a point in my career

385. where I feel like I need to push myself.

386. So that's why I'm here.

387. And I don't feel like I've arrived yet.

388. I felt like I did a—

389. my character was, like, constant all the way through.

390. But there were little nuggets of gold I just missed.

391. - You did very well in the acting challenge.

392. Because what I saw in your character,

393. there was texture and layers to your character that were—

394. looked like they come from a seasoned actor.

395. - Oh, well, thank you.

396. I think I've been really hard on myself,

397. and I end up just getting in my head

398. because I second-guess.

399. I know what I'm doing.

400. I just need to trust myself.

401. - So this is our first sewing challenge.

402. - Yes. - Do you know how to sew?

403. - I have an idea of how to sew,

404. but I'm not a fashion girl.

405. - Yeah. Yeah. - It's not my thing.

406. But I'm going to do my absolute best,

407. and I'm gonna smash it.

408. - Well, we'll see.

409. We will see you out there.

410. - Thanks, Ru. - Thanks, Divina.

411. - Thank you.

412. - Hi, Baga. - Hello, Ru.

413. How are you today? - I'm good.

414. What is this?

415. - Well, they're like—

416. they look like steel pubes.

417. - I would probably call them steel wool.

418. - Steel wool. - Yes.

419. - And they're for, like, scrubbing.

420. I'm an old scrubber anyway. - Uh-huh.

421. - So I'm gonna turn them all, like, into little balls

422. and just make a big copper gown.

423. - Have you made something like this before?

424. - Never in my life. Never, ever.

425. - Oh, are you a little scared?

426. - Um...

427. I'm shitting myself,

428. but I'm gonna work very, very hard.

429. At the end of the day, I'm just gonna sell it.

430. I can sell snow to the Eskimos, mate, ha-ha.

431. - Now, tell me about your love for a boot sale.

432. - Oh, I love a car boot sale. I love a bargain.

433. I mean, I'm one of them people that go into a shop,

434. they're like, "That's 5 pounds.

435. I'll give you 50p."

436. You know what I mean? I'm like that kind of people.

437. I've got the gift of the gab. You know me, Ru.

438. Just big gob.

439. - And people will go down that low?

440. - I haven't paid a taxi in about 10 years

441. because I just do favours.

442. - Oh, okay.

443. All right, darling.

444. I can't wait to see your creation.

445. - Oh, thank you so much, Ru.

446. Go for it.

447. - Thank you, Ru. Safe.

448. - See you later.

449. Cheryl Pole.

450. - Up and down, round and round.

451. - That's what they say.

452. You won the mini-challenge. - Oh, fuck, yeah.

453. I forgot about that, didn't I?

454. - Did you get some good stuff?

455. - Well, I saw the gloves straight from the get-go,

456. and I was like, I'm mopping those.

457. - So you won the mini-challenge,

458. but two times you've been in the bottom,

459. but never in the bottom two.

460. How does that make you feel?

461. - It definitely kicked me down a peg or two.

462. I'm in this morning feeling really, like, defeatist.

463. - Did you?

464. - But to win this and have a dancing challenge

465. and show everybody what I can do

466. made me feel a lot more confident now.

467. - Well, darling, a bit of advice.

468. Keep a stiff upper lip, put these gloves on,

469. close your eyes, and think of England.

470. No glove, no love.

471. - That's right.

472. Well, thank you, Cheryl. I'll see you out there.

473. - Thank you, Mama Ru. - All right.

474. Hello, Vinegar.

475. - What did you call me?

476. You've got a lot of stuff here,

477. and they're very abstract things.

478. There's a toilet seat over there,

479. got license plates from the car.

480. - I did. I did.

481. - Now, I just wanna talk about your design aesthetic,

482. because seeing you in this competition,

483. your drag is sort of, kind of, um...

484. Uh, it's kind of, um, uh...

485. sort of hodge-podge.

486. - Hodge-podge. I can go for hodge-podge.

487. "Hodge-podge?"

488. - What?

489. - Hodge-podge couture. Why not?

490. - Well, because it's not very—

491. I'm being very careful here. - Yeah.

492. - It's not—it's not, um— it's not Glamazon.

493. - No. I mean, I definitely know

494. that I've brought outfits, I think,

495. which touch on Glamazon.

496. But my kind of thing is glamour,

497. but with a sense of humour behind it.

498. - Yes.

499. I can't wait to see what you do on the runway.

500. I can't wait to see how this plays out.

501. - Yeah, I'm gonna take the piss

502. and really go for it on this one.

503. - See you later. - See you. Bye.

504. - Coming up...

505. - Do you have a silhouette that always works for you?

506. - Yeah, I quite like pants.

507. Ball gowns and stuff are fun,

508. but I just think they've been done to death.

509. No offence.

510. - Hi, Crystal. - Hi, Ru.

511. - Now, a little birdie tells me

512. that you know how to make outfits.

513. - Yeah, I should have kept that quiet, shouldn't I?

514. - No, no, it's great.

515. You wanna get the other girls nervous.

516. - True. I think I've raised the expectations, though.

517. - So what do you have planned for us?

518. - Well, I've got some curtains, I've got some lamps—

519. - Are the curtains beef?

520. - I think you'll find they're velvet.

521. - Oh, they're velvet.

522. - Yes, behind the velvet curtain.

523. - Sure. - Yeah.

524. - So now explain to me

525. the whole hairy leg and under-armpit stuff storyline.

526. - Sure. I see drag as a colouring box of gender,

527. and I like to take lots of little bits from everywhere

528. and put them all together and really mess with people's minds.

529. I think I've got a really beautiful, feminine face

530. when I'm in drag, and then when you surprise people

531. with that hairy chest or hairy armpits,

532. it just fucks with them a bit, and I really like that.

533. - Well, I can't wait to see what you've cooked up here.

534. - I'll try not to disappoint.

535. - All right, all right. We'll see you out there.

536. - Thank you. - Thanks.

537. Blu Hydrangea.

538. - Well, how are you, Ru? - How you going?

539. - Spending one-on-one time with Ru is so scary.

540. She's been my idol for years.

541. - Last week, you were in the bottom two,

542. and you survived it.

543. - Yeah, it was a rough week.

544. - What did that do to your head?

545. - Well, I still haven't had any complaints,

546. but it definitely messed around with it a little bit.

547. Yeah, it was a tough week.

548. - Do you feel a lot of pressure to represent Northern Ireland,

549. since there are so few queens?

550. - Yeah, I really do.

551. I feel like they're gonna be like, I hope you did us proud.

552. - Yeah, yeah. - Hopefully, I do.

553. - Do you have a silhouette that always works for you?

554. - Yeah, I quite like pants, like trouser kind of things.

555. Ball gowns and stuff are fun,

556. but I just think they've been done to death, you know?

557. - Yeah.

558. - No offence.

559. - No, listen, I've done every look you can imagine.

560. Every single look you can imagine.

561. - Blu is the under-the-radar shade queen.

562. So cutting.

563. - Well, darling, I can't wait to see what you come up with.

564. - Thank you, and I can't wait

565. to see what you're wearing tomorrow as well.

566. - Oh, you ain't ready for this.

567. - Mm-hmm.

568. - All right, see you in a minute, Blu.

569. - See you later, babe. I have to try and be nicer.

570. I swear I'm a nice person.

571. I just get sort of bitchy in here.

572. - Hello, The Vivienne.

573. - Hello, my love. How are we?

574. - I'm good.

575. Now, you've been bringing me looks on the runway.

576. - Thank you.

577. - How are you gonna do that when you make it yourself?

578. - Yeah, so I'm thinking

579. do a silhouette that I've not given yet.

580. I wanted to give, like,

581. a gorgeous gown, fishtail silhouette

582. with these huge shoulder pads.

583. - Oh, nice.

584. - So these are from cricket.

585. Cricket, darling. - Of course they are.

586. - So I think they're gonna be amazing.

587. - Ooh, I love that.

588. - And then this is all gonna be covered in it,

589. to give like a waterfall effect on the shoulders.

590. - Oh, I love the drama.

591. So if you were gonna describe

592. what British drag is for an American...

593. - I'd say British drag is all about performance.

594. I think you can look amazing,

595. but give you a microphone, you can't work,

596. what's the point of you being here?

597. - Yeah. - I'm a live singer, comedian.

598. Like, I'm a Cher impersonator as well.

599. - Oh, my goodness. - Here we are.

600. - We love Cher.

601. I've got Cher tattoos.

602. - Oh, I recognise that.

603. - Yeah. - How about that!

604. Well, listen, Cher is a chameleon.

605. Cher can do everything and anything.

606. That's what we're calling on you to do in this competition.

607. Let's see if you're up for it.

608. - Let's do it. - All right.

609. - Thanks, Ru. - Thank you, darling.

610. - Sum Ting Wong.

611. - Hi, Ru.

612. - You've got real patterns here.

613. - Yeah, it was a lovely jacket that I had.

614. - Oh, wait a minute. So you had a jacket.

615. You took it apart to make patterns.

616. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

617. - Are you a seamstress?

618. - No. No.

619. - But you're gonna attempt to do it.

620. - Yeah.

621. - This isn't very stretchy, is it?

622. - Oh, no, it's blinds.

623. - It's blinds. - Yeah.

624. - You have to be exact for this fabric.

625. You know, usually stretchy fabric is a queen's best friend.

626. - Oh, yeah, four-way stretch lycra.

627. - That's right, that's right.

628. It forgives a multitude of sins. - Mm-hmm.

629. - But you've chosen to make it very hard on yourself.

630. - Yeah.

631. I've got this, like, urge

632. to do really, really well and just show better.

633. - Yeah, as you should.

634. But just don't make it difficult for yourself.

635. - Uh-huh.

636. - I love a stretchy material, darling.

637. - I'm going to pull this off.

638. I am 100% not taking any of RuPaul's advice.

639. - I will see you out there.

640. - I'll see you out there, thank you, Ru.

641. - All right, darling.

642. - Sum, I'm not mad at this. - I'm not mad.

643. - Bring it to the hodge-podge, hodge-podge,

644. - Oh, Vinegar.

645. I'll help you pack.

646. - You look a little bit like you know when you go camping

647. and you turn the front of the tent up so it doesn't fall down?

648. - You bitch.

649. I thought this orange cape was gonna be stunning,

650. but I look like a hamburger bun.

651. - You should put some sesame seeds on it.

652. - I'm not talking to anyone now.

653. I'm looking round at everyone in the workroom,

654. and everyone is game on.

655. They're starting to create these amazing foundation garments,

656. and I'm just sitting there going...

657. - Coming up...

658. - I don't have the most fashion look,

659. but it's the most Cheryl look,

660. and that's me.

661. - Are you taking the piss out of my outfit?

662. - Her dress is a bin bag with fingers attached to it.

663. - Workroom day.

664. - It's a new day, it's elimination day.

665. I'm feeling confident and excited

666. to show the judges what I've got.

667. - Vinegar. - Yes, Divina De Campo.

668. What would you like to ask me?

669. - Are you ready to "bring it to the hodge-podge, hodge-podge?"

670. - Hodge-podge is one of most worst things

671. you could be called as a drag queen, I suppose,

672. but I'm gonna embrace the hodge-podge.

673. Today is gonna be a hodge-podge—

674. - You have been already the whole competition, so—

675. - The tiny twink speaks.

676. Right, well, I don't know about you, love,

677. but I've got a costume to finish.

678. So enjoy your cups of tea.

679. I've got a costume to make. Goodbye!

680. - Good luck! - Enjoy!

681. - Bring it to the hodge-podge.

682. - She's so fucked.

683. - She's fucked.

684. - What do you think, huh?

685. - Vinegar? - Yeah?

686. - How are we doing now?

687. - Kind of okay.

688. I made, like, a skirt to go with the jacket.

689. I'm kind of evolving the concept as I go along

690. because I have to.

691. - Yeah, this is, like, concept number three?

692. - Concept number 601.

693. I've decided to use pages of a dictionary and a cookbook

694. and combine those to create this amazing runway moment.

695. - Real talk, though. Out of everyone who's left here,

696. I need you here with me.

697. Because I feel like if you're not here, I'm gonna go crazy.

698. - Oh, mate.

699. - You know what I mean? Like, real talk.

700. - I literally don't wanna go.

701. - Oh, you're gonna make me cry.

702. - No, don't cry.

703. No, don't cry.

704. Over the past couple of weeks, me and Sum have really bonded,

705. and I think we're gonna be really great friends after this.

706. - No, real talk, if you do go home, though,

707. please leave me that dress.

708. - No, I won't forget.

709. No, but thank you.

710. - Vinegar, you better bring it.

711. - So will you tell me about when you started drag

712. in, like, the 1800s or whatever?

713. - There's only really 15 years between us,

714. and I still look amazing.

715. So the first time I ever did drag at, like, a gig

716. was in 2006.

717. - So what age would I have been in 2006?

718. - I don't think you had even started school yet, Blu.

719. - No, I would have been in primary school,

720. just about to sit my 11-plus.

721. - So do you believe that being a drag queen

722. is easier in this day and age

723. than it was whenever you started?

724. - I think it is.

725. I think it's easier to get a face.

726. I mean, the Internet had only just become a thing.

727. The whole world has changed so massively

728. because of technology and the Internet.

729. It just wasn't there when I was starting out doing drag.

730. You couldn't go on and find a load of tutorials

731. about how to do a smokey eye, how to do this, how to do that.

732. So you just had to kind of fumble around.

733. - And what about even, like, people's perceptions of it?

734. - I mean, that has massively changed.

735. Everybody wants to be a drag queen these days. Everybody.

736. The bar is so much higher than it ever was.

737. You know, it used to be budgie blue, bit of red,

738. get yourself out on stage.

739. But now the expectation from the audience

740. is not just that you will go out and entertain them.

741. You also have to look good as well.

742. Everyone thinks they can throw on a frock

743. and a bit of Collection 2000—

744. - For one time, and they're like, oh, I'm a drag queen.

745. - I was a drag queen at the weekend.

746. You either are, you trained, you cut your teeth,

747. you know what you're doing, or you don't.

748. And if you don't know what you're doing,

749. you're not a drag queen.

750. - That's it.

751. So you're not a drag queen, then?

752. Because you don't have a clue what you're doing today, bitch.

753. - All right, can we just... do that with your face.

754. - Does anyone have anything that can clean blinds?

755. Because this chalk doesn't come off.

756. - Oh, shame.

757. - Little bitch.

758. - Sum Ting's is really good, but it's basically fabric.

759. - I don't think it reads "car boot sale" at all.

760. - Not that it's supposed to read car boot sale,

761. but it doesn't look like

762. she's made it out of anything other than fabric,

763. and she really does not like to take advice, I've noticed.

764. Because I'm trying to help you, girl.

765. You know, it's okay to be wrong sometimes.

766. It's okay to take advice from other people.

767. - But maybe she can just explain it on the runway

768. and be, like, made a fucking tailored jacket.

769. - Yeah, who knows. We shall see.

770. Cheryl should be super worried.

771. Her dress is a bin bag with fingers attached to it.

772. - Fancy a finger?

773. How about 700 rubber ones?

774. - These aren't spirit fingers.

775. These are spirit fingers.

776. - Oh, are you taking the piss out of my outfit?

777. - I'll hold my hands up

778. and say, I don't have the most fashion look,

779. but it's the most Cheryl look, and that's me.

780. - So who do you think's got the best outfit?

781. - Me.

782. - I'd say you and Crystal.

783. - Yours is gorge as well.

784. - This side of the room.

785. - Confidence corner.

786. - Confidence corner is a place where winners get ready.

787. You've got me, the queen of acting.

788. You've got The Vivienne, the queen of looks.

789. You got Crystal, the queen of...

790. The queen of something.

791. We just need Crystal to get a badge now,

792. and then we can be Team Badge.

793. - Yes. - Yes.

794. - If I can't do well at this challenge,

795. I don't think I've got any business being here, so...

796. - Well, you've picked it up now, girl.

797. - I know.

798. - Baga and Viv

799. absolutely think that they're the strongest.

800. - If you haven't got a badge, you're not coming in.

801. You're not coming in.

802. - But there's lots of things that they can't do,

803. and lots of things that they don't bring to the competition

804. that other queens do.

805. So I think they need to be careful.

806. Overconfidence is not cute.

807. Coming up...

808. - You kind of fulfilled the brief best.

809. - The silhouette is fantastic.

810. - Talk me through why you're not wearing a shirt.

811. - And what?

812. - Whoo!

813. - Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race UK."

814. Michelle Visage. Hey, girl. - Hey.

815. - Listen, I've got some bad news about your car.

816. - But I just lent it to Raven.

817. - Eew. - Eew.

818. - And national treasure Graham Norton.

819. Now, Graham, do you ever go to a car boot?

820. - I do, but usually the guy's escaped.

821. - And the original queen of British fashion,

822. Dame Twiggy is here.

823. - Aw. - Twiggy, is it true

824. that you used to make your own fashions back in the day?

825. - I did.

826. I'm very handy with a needle and a piece of thread.

827. But I don't know whether I could make what you're wearing today.

828. That's pretty glitzy.

829. - Oh, I'm sure you could.

830. A simple pattern.

831. - This week, we challenged our queens

832. to turn car boot junk into high-fashion treasures.

833. And on the runway, category is Posh On A Penny.

834. Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.

835. - First up, Divina De Campo.

836. - Make it rain.

837. - I am bringing you car boot couture

838. with some McQueen, some Bowie, some Westwood,

839. some laundry bag.

840. - It's a bit rustley, a bit noisy.

841. - She's got a bad case of pink-eye, guys.

842. - God, I look fabulous.

843. And my umbrella is everything.

844. - I'm para-sold on this outfit.

845. - Ah.

846. - Up next, Baga Chipz.

847. - I've been scouring the shops for something like this.

848. - I'm a bronze goddess.

849. I'm giving you Geri Halliwell vibes.

850. It's camp. It's camper's tits.

851. - We don't want no scrubs, Ru.

852. - You know what? She's got balls of steel.

853. - I'm scrubbing that floor like Cinderella.

854. I'm a dirty, dirty girl scrubbing my sins away.

855. - I feel clean and dirty.

856. - Blu Hydrangea. Streaming now.

857. - I am giving you rhubarb and custard super villain.

858. My chaps are made out of a tablecloth,

859. my leotard is made out of the interior of the car.

860. I might be dressed in rubbish, but I am feeling expensive.

861. - Oh, there she goes.

862. - She does sparkle. It's fabulous.

863. - Have they opened a Party City in London?

864. - Obviously.

865. - Sum Ting Wong.

866. Sum Ting wicked this way comes.

867. - I am serving eighties businesswoman executive.

868. Sharon, move my 2:00 to 4:00, I'm going for mimosas.

869. - Fashion forecast: wizard sleeves.

870. - I'm giving fierce, I'm giving beautiful,

871. I'm giving tailoring, I'm giving expensive.

872. Pow!

873. - Oh! - Oh!

874. - I'm feeling the CEO fantasy.

875. - She's got a head for business and a body for arm-wrestling.

876. The Vivienne.

877. - Keeping it real. - Ooh.

878. - This look represents my drag 100%.

879. Fashion, face, and all-over drama.

880. - Be kind. Rewind.

881. - I'm selling this to the judges with a really strong walk,

882. amazing makeup, and big, massive hair.

883. - Someone has met Michelle Visage's hairdresser.

884. - Exactly.

885. You know, her style is still developing.

886. - Yes, it is. Oh, she's actually rushing

887. to return her videotape right now.

888. - Put it in the slot in the door.

889. - Vinegar Strokes.

890. - Oh, she needs to be read.

891. - I'm serving dictionary-on-a-dime realness.

892. I've got meself a two-piece.

893. Read this and weep.

894. - I had "Great Expectations,"

895. but I got a "Tale of Two Titties."

896. - Ah!

897. - Well, it's a page-turner. - It certainly is.

898. Oh, she's gotta go. She's double-booked.

899. - Oh.

900. - Cheryl Hole.

901. - You know how she got that skirt, Ru?

902. - No. - Five-finger discount.

903. - I'm giving you all the fingers and all the gloves.

904. - Now turn your head and cough.

905. - Yellow from head to toe,

906. and the silhouette is quintessential Chez.

907. You can't go wrong with that.

908. - Ooh! - Ooh!

909. - The scene of an accident.

910. - Ooh.

911. - She's very handsy.

912. - Up next, Crystal.

913. - Glad to see that hip replacement went well.

914. - The swelling will eventually go down.

915. - I'm giving neoclassical goddess.

916. I wanna bring a Greek myth to life.

917. I've got hip pads made of beach balls.

918. I'm wearing all the drapes.

919. I'm putting the "ho" into "home décor."

920. - Well, it's another thing to do with hair-a.

921. - I'm serving poised goddess.

922. She's confident.

923. She's also careful, because if she looks down,

924. this thing's gonna fall right off her head.

925. - Has she got a wide-on?

926. - Coming up...

927. - I hope you're as proud of yourself as I am.

928. - You came out and you sold it.

929. - You did that without a pattern?

930. - Not really.

931. - Welcome, ladies.

932. - That was worth every penny.

933. Now when I call your name, please step forward.

934. Baga Chipz.

935. Blu Hydrangea.

936. You are safe.

937. You may step up your pussy and leave the stage.

938. - Oh, thank you. - Thank you.

939. - I love you, Twiggy.

940. I love you so much.

941. I am over the moon. I'm loving it.

942. There are three outfits worse than mine.

943. - Ladies, you are the tops and the bottoms of the week.

944. Now it's time for the judges" critiques,

945. starting with Divina.

946. - Hello.

947. - Divina, you were having a tough time last week

948. and were being very hard on yourself,

949. unnecessarily in my opinion.

950. Tonight on the runway

951. I hope you're as proud of yourself as I am of you.

952. It's very avant-garde, but also very form-fitting.

953. - Of everybody, you kind of fulfilled the brief best.

954. You've turned it into a proper fashion outfit.

955. - I'm a seamstress. I make clothes.

956. I know how hard that is.

957. - It was godsent, because I didn't bring a pattern with me.

958. - You did that without a pattern?

959. - Yeah. - Oh, I'm triply impressed.

960. That's really hard.

961. - Up next, Sum Ting Wong.

962. - Yeah.

963. - Tell us about your outfit.

964. - I made my outfit

965. out of a pair of plastic blackout blinds,

966. and then went on the trim with wallpaper.

967. - Talk me through why we're not wearing a shirt.

968. - I wanted to go a bit like nineties supermodel,

969. but then I added the trim to it,

970. and it felt a little Stepford Wife.

971. - It's almost Stepford Wifey,

972. and you're putting on these, like, cheap chains

973. that don't really do anything for that suit.

974. - Yeah, I wanted to use the chains

975. that came from the blinds.

976. - That's a great idea.

977. Maybe they could have been what held the jacket.

978. - Oh, yeah, I see what you— - Do you know what I mean?

979. - Hearing you talk about this outfit,

980. I'm suddenly finding it way more interesting

981. than I did when you did the catwalk.

982. Sadly, I don't think it paid dividends.

983. It seemed basic.

984. - It just needed zhuzhing up a bit.

985. But I do appreciate the work involved.

986. Well done.

987. - In the workroom you told me

988. that you disassembled a favourite jacket of yours.

989. - Yeah, I really liked it. - To create this outfit.

990. Was it worth it?

991. - Not really.

992. - The Vivienne.

993. - Hello.

994. - Tell us about that outfit.

995. - Well, I was having a root through a big box

996. and found all Michelle's old sex tapes.

997. - Oh.

998. - And then I found some cricket pads,

999. and I wanted to make something with a gorgeous silhouette

1000. with loads of drama, and this happens.

1001. - Viv, I've seen this before.

1002. Because there's been 500,000 seasons of "Drag Race,"

1003. and here we are, series one in the UK.

1004. How am I gonna be quintessentially The Vivienne?

1005. And I think you did it.

1006. You adapted it to your body,

1007. and you did something different with the cricket pads,

1008. with the painting up to your chin,

1009. and that's how you made it your own.

1010. - The whole thing from the, you know,

1011. top of your head to the floor is an outfit that works,

1012. and it's a look that works.

1013. - The silhouette is fantastic, and your makeup is fantastic.

1014. I'm very jealous. It's beautifully—

1015. - I'll do you up one time, girl.

1016. - You're fine.

1017. - Vinegar Strokes.

1018. - You can call me hodge-podge.

1019. - Listen, I think you are an amazing person.

1020. I think you're funny, and I love that about you.

1021. But I'm here to judge a drag competition,

1022. so you're gonna get it.

1023. The heel's a little bit too short,

1024. the pages are kind of coming off.

1025. The nude illusion bodysuit, it's just all kind of messy.

1026. - Yeah.

1027. - Your outfit was one of the ones

1028. I knew exactly what it was when you came out.

1029. Some of the others, I didn't.

1030. So I think that part of it's very clever.

1031. - The sexy blazer thing,

1032. it's just a naked person in a bolero jacket.

1033. As a whole, it's a trip to recycling.

1034. - You're tall, you're a bigger person,

1035. and we know that we have to balance

1036. certain things on our body

1037. to get the illusion we wanna get.

1038. And this is delusion, not illusion, just so we're clear.

1039. - Oh, God, and that is no fragrance.

1040. It is the real thing.

1041. - You got it.

1042. - We're on the same page.

1043. - Absolutely. This page.

1044. - Cheryl Hole, tell us about your outfit.

1045. - So I saw the marigold gloves

1046. and I was, like, I'm gonna snatch those up

1047. before anybody else grabs them.

1048. And I'm happy with what I did.

1049. - Well, I'm glad you think so.

1050. - Oh, savage.

1051. - One thing I thought you absolutely sold was confidence.

1052. You came out like you adored your outfit,

1053. and you sold it.

1054. - You look gorgeous.

1055. I think you're fabulous.

1056. - Thank you, Twiggy.

1057. - It's nothing really out of the box.

1058. It's a miniskirt with gloves and some caution tape.

1059. It's just interesting that you guys

1060. must have watched "Drag Race" for the past 11 seasons

1061. and yet you come on here

1062. not really knowing how to sew, some of you.

1063. It's intriguing, very interesting.

1064. Nonetheless, you sold it well.

1065. I just think you can probably do better than that.

1066. - Crystal.

1067. - Hiya.

1068. - What's in your hips?

1069. - Beach balls.

1070. - They're beach balls. - Beach balls.

1071. That is brilliant. I love it.

1072. You look divine.

1073. - You know your body, you obviously know structure.

1074. You know how to create an outfit.

1075. I love the accessories you have with it.

1076. The boots. It's just really polished.

1077. - I knew that I could do something really polished,

1078. and so I just wanted to try and give you excellence.

1079. - It's fashion, but it's theatrical.

1080. Your body hair certainly distracted me as Lady Kylie.

1081. Tonight, it works. You absolutely made it work.

1082. - It's like chest contour in with chest hair.

1083. - Yes. - It's hilarious.

1084. - Some of the most beautiful women have hairy chests.

1085. - Yes, they do.

1086. - Thank you, ladies.

1087. I think we've heard enough.

1088. While you untuck in the workroom,

1089. the judges and I will deliberate.

1090. Coming up...

1091. - It's literally a roll of fabric.

1092. - Yours is tapes draped on a dress.

1093. Like, it's plastic.

1094. - I'm literally—ugh. I'm like, what?

1095. - Never mind bag of chips. I look like a sack of spuds.

1096. You know what I mean? I was like, ugh.

1097. - I'm not gonna lie. I was rushing.

1098. I was hot-gluing stuff to my penis.

1099. I literally burnt my bell-end with hot glue.

1100. You look amazing. I love it.

1101. Everything's matching, yellow and pink.

1102. One in the stink, you know what I mean?

1103. It's gorgeous.

1104. - I feel like it's a really high-concept look,

1105. and I thought I would be top two.

1106. I am mega region.

1107. As someone who can sew,

1108. I thought I had this challenge in the bag.

1109. At least we're safe.

1110. - I am over the moon.

1111. Safe is good enough for me.

1112. - Ugh. Oh, get me a drink.

1113. - Oh, give us one, darling. I'm gasping here.

1114. It's a lose-lose situation for me right now. It's over.

1115. Lip-syncing against the death-dropper or my friend?

1116. - Well, the inevitable's actually finally come.

1117. - Chez is in the bottom two, not in the three.

1118. - I think Cheryl is worthy of bottom two,

1119. you're worthy of bottom two, and you're worthy of bottom two.

1120. Which two they're gonna choose, I could not call.

1121. - Sum, let me tell you why you're not in the bottom two.

1122. You constructed a fucking suit.

1123. Do you know what I mean?

1124. - It's amazingly constructed,

1125. but it's literally a roll of fabric.

1126. - But it's not fabric, though, do you know what I mean?

1127. It's like, it's plastic.

1128. Vivienne, if you're gonna cuss me out

1129. for having an outfit made out of a roll of fabric,

1130. yours is tapes draped on a dress.

1131. - I think you had an idea in your head

1132. that I'm gonna make this jacket because I like it.

1133. No matter how many people told you,

1134. do you really wanna do that?

1135. You were like, no, it's gonna be amazing.

1136. And I think sometimes you have a hard time with taking advice.

1137. It's okay to admit that you're wrong sometimes

1138. and just go, do you know what, girl, thank you.

1139. - Don't come at me like you're telling me off

1140. because you're giving me some advice that I didn't take.

1141. Like, I didn't ask for your advice.

1142. The thing is, if I can go at you,

1143. honestly, I felt so sick in this outfit.

1144. So if I go on a sewing challenge and I look like this,

1145. then you know what, I'm happy with it.

1146. - Ladies, can I just put something out there, right?

1147. Michelle Visage just said that

1148. we've all been watching "Drag Race"

1149. for a gazillion years

1150. and no one knows how to sew.

1151. - Well, she's never said anything more true, has she?

1152. We all say, "Oh, we watched it since season one."

1153. So why the fuck can't you sew?

1154. - Because me doing drag,

1155. I want to go to a club and perform.

1156. - That's great, that's great,

1157. but you knew you were coming to a competition

1158. where you needed to fucking sew.

1159. I pay people to make my clothes.

1160. I go and sing on stage for an hour straight.

1161. That's my gig. I knew I was coming here.

1162. If I wanted to win this challenge,

1163. I needed to sew something.

1164. And that's all I've got to say on the situation.

1165. - Whoo! - Do you know what?

1166. - That's not me kicking off. I'm just saying.

1167. - Yeah, but I learnt how to sew.

1168. - Chez, to be fair,

1169. do you think you could have constructed something

1170. to go under that to make it a bit more high end?

1171. Because I'm exactly the same as you.

1172. I've learnt to sew very recently.

1173. Do I know how to make a jacket? No, I don't.

1174. But I fucking worked it out.

1175. - You look like you fell in the bins.

1176. - Do you know what?

1177. I went on that runway, I sold it, I was happy with it.

1178. Yeah, I know it's a pile of wank, but you know what?

1179. Here I am on "RuPaul's Drag Race."

1180. - Yes!

1181. - I don't know what this witchcraft is,

1182. but somehow Cheryl is selling me on this look.

1183. - Getting fingered for the fucking gods.

1184. - Oh, my God.

1185. - How has she done this?

1186. - Who is gonna be on Team RuPeter badge?

1187. - These badges are heavy.

1188. I couldn't possibly wear another.

1189. - Vivienne, I do respect you

1190. and love you as a cabaret artiste,

1191. but someone's gonna come along

1192. and knock you off your high horse,

1193. and if it's not me, I'll make sure someone else does it.

1194. - All right. Just between us squirrel-friends,

1195. what do you think?

1196. Let's start with Divina.

1197. - I'm actually really proud of Divina tonight

1198. because she was so concerned and breaking down last week.

1199. Tonight on the runway,

1200. I thought she really slayed this challenge.

1201. She structured something

1202. that I didn't think could be done with those bags.

1203. That is not easy what she did.

1204. - You're right. That fabric is unforgiving.

1205. And it had a great Chanel, Burberry aesthetic to it.

1206. - The only thing missing for me were the lashes.

1207. - The eyelashes didn't bother me because it was so fashion,

1208. it didn't need the drag element of big lashes.

1209. - Mm.

1210. - I actually quite liked her makeup.

1211. It was kind of Bowie-ish and I loved the red wig

1212. and I thought she walked beautifully.

1213. - All right, let's move on to Sum Ting Wong.

1214. - Ru, some ting wrong.

1215. - I want to give her credit where credit is due.

1216. Being able to construct a jacket with darts

1217. out of the material that she used was amazing.

1218. But I question her level of taste.

1219. It literally looked like she came out here

1220. and forgot her shirt.

1221. - It was lackluster.

1222. - It was like she thought it was just a sewing challenge.

1223. - Yeah. - Like she forgot

1224. there was gonna be a catwalk element

1225. and she was gonna have to wear this thing.

1226. - The catwalk was very odd, too.

1227. It's like she had an almond between her legs.

1228. - She couldn't walk in the skirt. That was the problem.

1229. - That's what the problem was.

1230. - Yeah, it was a miss. It really was.

1231. - The Vivienne.

1232. - To turn that material not just into an outfit,

1233. but into an actual gown.

1234. - That hair and makeup was fabulous,

1235. but this is a silhouette

1236. that could be kind of easily done.

1237. - Sure. I think Vivienne has a very good fashion sense,

1238. and I think that she's one to look to

1239. in this competition.

1240. Vinegar Strokes.

1241. - You know, no presentation.

1242. It's like, well, I've ripped up a book.

1243. I'm wearing it. What more do you want?

1244. - Everything was a miss.

1245. - That hair, the orange came out of nowhere.

1246. The sleeves were falling off.

1247. One was half, one was long.

1248. - She's wearing heels,

1249. but on the catwalk, it looked like she was in flats.

1250. - What's she got on her head?

1251. - Right. That's a wig.

1252. - I thought it was a swimming hat.

1253. - I mean, are you getting the point?

1254. - Yeah, I'm getting it.

1255. There was nothing redeemable about the outfit

1256. except for the fact that you could read it.

1257. All right, let's move on down to Cheryl Hole.

1258. - It was basic.

1259. There was nothing wrong with it,

1260. but there was nothing great with it.

1261. - I think she's really cute.

1262. - She is so likable when she does the runway

1263. that you feel like almost

1264. it doesn't matter what she's wearing.

1265. - Oh, it matters.

1266. - Let's move down to Crystal.

1267. - I thought this was a fantastic,

1268. fantastic night for Crystal.

1269. It's a beautiful silhouette on her,

1270. and she constructed everything out of wallpaper and drapes.

1271. And by far, I think the most intricate on the runway tonight.

1272. - But what Crystal did wasn't fashion.

1273. What Divina did was proper fashion.

1274. - Yeah.

1275. - If you were to choose an outfit to wear

1276. between Sum Ting Wong and Cheryl Hole?

1277. - I would wear Sum Ting Wong's.

1278. - You would wear Sum Ting Wong.

1279. - Yeah, because I love a blazer,

1280. and that's a structured blazer with a waist,

1281. which is where I'm lacking. - Graham?

1282. - Cheryl's because at least Cheryl's had a sense of humour.

1283. Whereas if you're Sum Ting Wong,

1284. it's like, look at me, I'm wearing a really ugly suit.

1285. And Dame Twiggy,

1286. if you were wearing Cheryl's outfit,

1287. you might come away from that party

1288. with a few extra dollars.

1289. - It's true.

1290. - Silence. I've made my decision.

1291. Bring back my girls.

1292. Welcome back, ladies.

1293. I've made some decisions.

1294. Crystal.

1295. The judges fell in love with your velvet curtains.

1296. Divina De Campo.

1297. This week, you made plastic fantastic.

1298. - The Vivienne. Your look was a real blockbuster.

1299. Divina, con-drag-ulations.

1300. You are the winner of this week's challenge.

1301. - Oh, my goodness.

1302. Thank you so much.

1303. - You've won a coveted RuPeter badge.

1304. - A treasure you'll pass down to your grandchildren one day.

1305. Crystal and The Vivienne, you are safe.

1306. You three may join the other girls.

1307. Vinegar Strokes, the judges read your book

1308. to filth.

1309. I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

1310. Cheryl Hole. On the runway,

1311. you proceeded with caution.

1312. This is your final warning.

1313. Sum Ting Wong.

1314. Your CEO power suit

1315. did not get the job done.

1316. Sum Ting Wong.

1317. I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

1318. Oh, my God. - Cheryl Hole.

1319. You are safe.

1320. - Thank you.

1321. - Oh, my God.

1322. - You may join the other girls.

1323. - Thank you so much.

1324. - I'm still in shock.

1325. I was sure it was gonna be Cheryl in the bottom with me.

1326. I cannot believe it.

1327. - Two queens stand before me.

1328. Ladies, this is your last chance

1329. to impress me and save yourself from elimination.

1330. The time has come...

1331. for you to lip sync...

1332. for your life!

1333. - Vinegar, I'm here and ready to fight.

1334. I love you, but I'm sending you home.

1335. - Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1336. ♪ You, you, you, you

1337. - Ladies, I have made my decision.

1338. Sum Ting Wong, shantay you stay.

1339. You may join the other girls.

1340. Vinegar Strokes.

1341. Time to turn another page.

1342. Your story has just begun.

1343. Now sashay away.

1344. - Ru, I just want to thank you so much

1345. for allowing me to be one of your first 10 UK girls.

1346. Bye.

1347. - We love you.

1348. - I love you guys.

1349. So long, gay boys!

1350. Oh, I am gutted

1351. that I've been eliminated.

1352. If I could change one thing on my time here,

1353. it's just to wear better clothes.

1354. I am the working-class queen,

1355. and I hope that people watching this

1356. who are like me, look like me,

1357. from the same kind of background as me

1358. think you know what?

1359. If she's done that, I can do it as well.

1360. My lasting words would be

1361. take it to the hodge podge, slags.

1362. - Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

1363. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

1364. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

1365. Can I get an amen up in here?

1366. - Amen! - All right.

1367. Now let the music play.

1368. - Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race UK"...

1369. This week's maxi challenge is a little quiz show

1370. we call the "Snatch Game."

1371. - The lady is not for turning.

1372. I heard Baggums. - Yeah.

1373. - Margaret?

1374. - If you're gonna do it,

1375. you're gonna have to do it better than me.

1376. - It's time to play the "Snatch Game."

1377. Welcome Stacey Dooley.

1378. And Lorraine Kelly is here.

1379. - This may be the best "Snatch Game" character

1380. in the history of the show.

1381. - Wow.

1382. - You brought two worlds together, colliding.

1383. That's what this show's about.

1384. - That outfit looks mingy.

1385. - You are a liar.