1. - Previously
on "RuPaul's Drag Race UK"...
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2. It's time for
your very first photoshoot,
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3. where you'll be serving
body and face.
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4. - I think I just shit myself.
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5. Gothy Kendoll.
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6. - We could tell
you were nervous.
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7. You got to where you had to go,
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8. and then you gave us a "rawr,"
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9. and then you moved on.
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10. And then you went, "rawr."
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11. - Vinegar Strokes.
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12. - The looks, for me,
I just didn't connect with them.
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13. I'm looking for the you
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14. in the charisma, uniqueness,
nerve, and talent.
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15. - The Vivienne.
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16. - Your queen look was fantastic.
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17. You've got prostheses—
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18. - I haven't.
This is my face.
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19. - That's your nose?
- Trust me.
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20. - You're the winner
of this week's challenge.
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21. Vinegar Strokes,
shantay you stay.
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22. Gothy Kendoll, sashay away.
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23. - Miss Kendoll, Miss Kendoll.
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24. - Oh, my God.
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25. - Oh, how crazy was that?
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26. - So we're back in the workroom,
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27. and I think everyone's
feeling kind of shook.
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28. It's just so weird that
someone's already gone home.
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29. This is real.
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30. - "I'm the UK's Porkchop.
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31. Love you, friends for life,
Gothy."
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32. Aw!
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33. - Give it up for Gothy!
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34. - Oh!
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35. - Oh, our first casualty,
Porkchop.
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36. She was the first eliminated
on Season One of "Drag Race US."
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37. Now Gothy's
a national icon as well.
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38. - She was so nice.
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39. I was in absolute tears
for both of you.
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40. I didn't wanna lose
either of you.
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41. - She's like a little doll.
I just wanted to mother her.
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42. She's like, oh.
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43. - So sweet.
- Gone too soon.
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44. - So sweet, so cute.
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45. But sorry, someone had to go.
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46. - Oh!
- Oh!
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47. - Right, I guess I should
do the honours, right?
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48. Bye, Gothy!
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49. - The body's not even cold yet,
girl, come on.
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50. - Let's sit down, 'cause
I wanna get this wig off.
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51. My head is hurting.
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52. - I'm so happy that
I've won the first lip sync.
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53. - I felt like I was
performing in the back.
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54. I was living my best life.
I was like, "Work, bitch!"
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55. - I've been in this workroom
10 minutes,
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56. and already all I can hear
is "Cheryl, Cheryl, Cheryl."
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57. I don't know how long I'm gonna
be able to put up with this.
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58. - Do you know what?
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59. This has lit a fire
under my ass,
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60. getting that close
to the bottom.
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61. Whatever comes,
I'm gonna kill it.
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62. - Strong words, girl.
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63. Strong words.
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64. - Cheryl, you're
a really nice girl,
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65. but I'm the winner, luv,
so there's no competition here.
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66. - We'll see.
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67. - The competition
is now starting.
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68. Bitches, beware.
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69. - Well, we're all here
to play a game.
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70. We all wanna win.
- Yeah.
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71. - The shite is gonna rise
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72. to the top of the surface.
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73. I won the first challenge.
I'm so proud of myself.
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74. We're gonna find out
people's true colours.
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75. I'm the queen, of course.
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76. Dear.
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77. - The winner crowned the UK's
first "Drag Race" superstar
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78. will receive
an all-expenses-paid trip
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79. to Hollywood to create
their own digital series
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80. with the producers
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."
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81. Tonight, with Michelle Visage,
Graham Norton,
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82. and extra-special guest judge
Maisie Williams.
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83. - It's a new day
in the workroom.
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84. I survived elimination.
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85. The fact I'm keeping up
with these other girls is nuts.
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86. Like I've been doing this
for five minutes.
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87. - You all good?
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88. - How are you feeling?
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89. - I'm amazing.
Look, I got my badge.
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90. - I'm wearing
my RuPeter badge.
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91. It feels absolutely amazing.
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92. I won. I'm telling the girls
I rule the roost.
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93. And I'm gonna sell it on eBay
in five years.
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94. - So what do you think
we've all got in store today?
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95. - I mean, we need
to thin out the numbers,
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96. like Divina's hair's
thinning out, so you know...
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97. - Let's just be safe
to say that this week,
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98. we're all
gonna fucking bring it.
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99. - Bring it to your
mum's house, mum's house.
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100. - Should we give it all
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101. a little Power Ranger moment?
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102. - Ooh, girl!
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103. - Her majesty done
already done had herses.
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104. Ooh, Mary.
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105. As my old friend
Master Bates once said,
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106. it's imperative that the UK's
first "Drag Race" superstar
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107. honour the crest of charisma,
uniqueness, nerve, and talent,
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108. even if she's not a big fan
of the Lady Rose.
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109. - Lady Rose?
- Ooh!
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110. - More like a fanny?
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111. - Yeah!
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112. - So we're all gonna dress
as vaginas, then?
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113. - Hello, hello, hello!
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114. Ladies, one thing I've noticed
since arriving in London
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115. is that you Brits
love to line up in a queue.
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116. So for today's
micro-mini-challenge,
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117. I wanna put all
my little duckies in a row.f
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118. - Hello, hello, hello.
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119. - He's tall.
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120. - Wait. Something seems
a little off here.
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121. Mystery solved.
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122. The Vivienne,
since you won last week,
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123. I'd like you
to line up all the queens
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124. based on who you think
is your biggest competition.
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125. - Oh!
- Oh!
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126. - Now we get a shady.
- What a prize!
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127. - All right, The Vivienne,
one at a time, please.
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128. - Oh.
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129. - So you're starting
from the top
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130. and you're moving your way
down to the bottom.
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131. - I hate doing things like this.
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132. I'm such a nice person.
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133. - Whatever!
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134. - Right.
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135. Even though
you were in the bottom,
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136. I've got a vicious feeling
about you,
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137. that you are gonna—
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138. - So I'm going to the top?
- Be in the bottom.
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139. - Ooh!
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140. - I'm surprised that The
Vivienne picks Vinegar first,
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141. after her being
in the bottom last week.
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142. She obviously sees something
that I haven't seen yet.
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143. - Oh.
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144. Mm. Baga.
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145. - You'd better not be a bitch.
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146. - Okay.
- Oh, thank you.
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147. - Oh, Crystal as well,
for some reason.
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148. - Good reason.
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149. - I'm looking Vivienne
square in the face,
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150. and she's picking everyone,
and I'm like,
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151. last week,
I literally nearly won,
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152. and you don't see me
as a threat?
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153. I'm like, fine, whatevs.
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154. - Divina.
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155. - You calculated wrong.
- This way.
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156. - The old ones.
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157. Everyone over the age of 30
to the top, please.
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158. - Oh, Sum Ting.
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159. - Oh, at least I'm not last.
Thank you.
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160. - Cheryl's giving me
absolutely evils.
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161. Cheryl—
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162. - Oh, I've gotta
bring myself now?
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163. - Cheryl looks thrown
to be picked second last.
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164. - I'm putting her there
for a reason.
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165. She never fucking shuts up.
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166. I'm sorry!
- How original.
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167. - I'm a dumb person,
I'm sorry.
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168. - So Vivienne picks me last,
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169. and that's fine.
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170. That's kind of what I expected.
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171. It's gonna be all the better
when I win.
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172. - And I go here!
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173. Yes!
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174. - Now, Scaredy Kat.
- Yes?
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175. - According to The Vivienne,
you are the weakest link.
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176. - How's that make you feel?
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177. - A little bit shit, but
it's good to go underestimated.
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178. - Well, are you ready
for a good old plot twist?
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179. Because this week,
you and The Vivienne
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180. will be competing
as team captains.
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181. - Good luck, team.
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182. - Now, for this week's
maxi-challenge,
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183. you'll be starring in
a sumptuous new costume drama.
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184. - Ooh.
- Oh.
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185. - "Downton Draggy."
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186. - Yes!
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187. Now, working in teams,
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188. we'll be testing
your overacting skills
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189. in two sickening scenes.
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190. First, a scandalous tale
of intrigue and willpower.
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191. Second, a scandalous tale
of willpower and intrigue.
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192. Now, time to pick
your leading ladies.
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193. Team captains, over here.
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194. Scaredy Kat,
you get to pick first.
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195. - Oh, choices, choices.
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196. We've got Scaredy Kat
and Vivienne,
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197. and I'm just praying
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198. that I'm gonna be
on Vivienne's team.
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199. Come on, put me on your team.
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200. - Divina.
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201. - Fuck.
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202. - Hi.
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203. - My West End Wendy, Vinegar.
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204. - Oh, thank you, my love.
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205. - Cheryl.
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206. - Oh, thank God. Yes!
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207. - I've got my Vinegar.
Now I need some Chipz.
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208. Come on, Baga.
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209. - And the Academy Award
goes to...
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210. - I need another twink
on this team. Blu.
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211. - Ooh, mind me tuppence.
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212. - Wait, just
to get things straight,
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213. what is a "tuppence?"
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214. - A tuppence
is an old two pence.
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215. But we call it—
a tuppence is your vagina.
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216. - I didn't understand
any of that.
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217. But, uh, carry on.
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218. So that leaves Crystal
and Sum Ting Wong.
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219. The Vivienne, who do you choose?
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220. - Oh, Sum Ting. Oh.
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221. - Oh, I thought
I was gonna get picked last.
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222. - Oh, I'm that person.
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223. Fuck you, Vivienne.
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224. - Crystal, that means
you are on Team Scaredy Kat.
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225. - Playing the Canadian cousin.
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226. - Yes.
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227. Ladies, you'll be judged
on your star quality,
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228. stage presence,
and the lulz you bring
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229. to your assigned roles.
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230. Gentlemen, start your engines,
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231. and may the most
Jane Austen-tatious woman win!
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232. - Yeah!
- Yay!
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233. - I wanna sit here.
- Oh!
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234. - Come on, girls.
- Here we go.
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235. - Dream team or what?
- Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
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236. - My team is the best team.
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237. We have Vivienne,
winner of the last challenge,
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238. Vinegar, who's on the West End.
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239. We've got Baga Chipz,
who's hilarious.
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240. Then there's me...
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241. the extra person.
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242. Viv, you picked so smartly,
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243. because, like, Vinegar
is the secret weapon here.
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244. - Well, I'm team leader
for a reason.
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245. This is a team challenge,
so my strategy for roles
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246. is give everyone something
they're gonna be good at.
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247. Okay, so let me take
Craggy Smith for now.
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248. - I really want Lady Carey,
though.
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249. - You take Lady Carey.
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250. - Is she the American one?
- Yes.
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251. - Bears a passing resemblance
to Mariah Carey.
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252. - Should I paint, like, Mariah—
- That is hilarious.
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253. - Babe, I would sing—like you
know how she does, like ♪ ahh
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254. An American woman who looks like
Mariah Carey. Brilliant.
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255. You know, like all
the period dramas I've seen.
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256. - Oh, well, my finest ladies
of "Drag Race," here we are.
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257. - Wah!
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258. - We're reading the scripts,
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259. and it's pretty clear
quite quickly
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260. who will be great at what.
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261. - "Why is my life so terrible?"
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262. I picked my role
because I felt like
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263. it would be quite easy
to be a whiny bitch.
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264. - And I'm thinking
I like this next one, I think.
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265. - What is it?
- Poor Michelle.
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266. - Lowest of the low?
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267. - The Cinderella of the cast.
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268. - Because you're, like,
the cute, innocent one.
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269. - I'm the one that
can't get a word in edgewise.
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270. - Lady Kylie,
the grand drag-daughter.
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271. That could be kind of
the what's-her-face,
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272. the American one.
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273. Instead of me trying to do
a really bad British accent.
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274. - Okay. Just try an English
accent, just to see which—
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275. because it might be funny.
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276. - Yeah, it might.
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277. - Just try it, just try it.
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278. - "We're having
egg soup this evening."
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279. - I actually think
that's better.
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280. - It's funny, yeah?
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281. - "I just want it all
in my mouth at once."
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282. Oh, I went Southern.
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283. - As your team captain,
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284. they're gonna think
they're gonna fucking win,
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285. and therefore will be, like,
fully sure they're gonna win.
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286. So we need to win.
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287. - Yeah.
- Well, let's be real.
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288. Most of those over there
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289. are the ones that Viv
put in the tops with her.
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290. - Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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291. - Me personally,
I'm not threatened.
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292. I've been doing shows
since I was six years old,
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293. so bring it on, girls.
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294. It'll be a gag
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295. if we actually show
that we're the tops.
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296. - Yeah.
- Seriously.
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297. - Which is funny,
because I'm far from a top.
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298. - Exactly.
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299. 'Ello, guvnas.
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300. - Hello.
- Hi.
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301. - How's it going?
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302. - Good.
- Good, good.
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303. - So is the name you have,
is it Team Vivienne?
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304. - We do have a team name,
but it's a bit questionable.
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305. - What is it?
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306. - It was Team Slag.
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307. Not my choice, not my choice.
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308. - Uh, I'm guessing it's—
- Yes.
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309. - It was kind of, and I was
like, yes, that's the one.
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310. - Now, Baga Chipz,
you fancy yourself a slag?
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311. - Oh, man, woman, or dog,
I'd go through it.
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312. - Now on "Downton Abbey,"
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313. there are the people
who live upstairs
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314. and the people
who live downstairs.
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315. And I'm assuming
you are downstairs.
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316. - Yeah, I'm gonna use
my method acting.
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317. - I'm gonna be—
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318. - Well, this is gonna be fun.
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319. What about you, Sum?
- I'm doing Lady Carey.
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320. She's American.
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321. - Oh. Is that
your American accent?
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322. It's really bad, yeah.
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323. Ru looks concerned,
but, like, I can't do accents.
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324. I can't let these girls down,
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325. so I've gotta make sure
I do the best that I can.
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326. - Good. Well,
I can't wait to see it.
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327. - Cool.
- Thank you, Ru.
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328. - Thanks.
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329. Hi, ladies.
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330. - Hi!
- Hi!
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331. - Now, you're from Canadia.
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332. - Originally, yeah.
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333. - Yeah. Now, how are you gonna
do with your English accent?
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334. - I'm gonna just go for it.
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335. It's probably
gonna be a hot mess.
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336. I'm Lady Kylie, who is probably
a little American anyway.
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337. - Did you choose that role?
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338. - I think we all
kind of came to it together.
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339. - We all put our two cents in.
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340. - For some reason,
I got the ribald scrubber.
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341. - If the shoe fits, Divina.
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342. - And now, Blu,
you were safe last week.
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343. Are you flying under the radar,
is that what's happening?
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344. - Hopefully not.
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345. This time I'm gonna take it
and try and run with it,
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346. and make something
slightly different
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347. than what people
will hopefully expect.
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348. - Yeah.
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349. The real winners
put the work in.
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350. Are you gonna put the work in?
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351. - Absolutely.
- Mm-hmm.
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352. - We're gonna come in
and smash it.
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353. - Break a leg.
- Thank you.
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354. - All right.
- Bye.
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355. - I don't know how to feel about
this "Downton Draggy" challenge.
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356. - Oh, I'm nervous.
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357. - No, don't be.
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358. - I still feel like
I'm in my head a little bit.
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359. - Coming up...
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360. - It's time to film our scene,
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361. and we're all feeling
really confident.
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362. - Oi! I missed the line.
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363. - Cut.
- Sorry.
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364. - It's a really funny line,
so don't fuck it up.
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365. - Shit, shit, shit.
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366. Bollocks.
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367. - It's time for my team
to go and film our scene
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368. with our gorgeous director,
Michelle Visage.
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369. We're all feeling
really confident about this.
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370. - Welcome, Team Vivienne.
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371. - Yes.
- Yes.
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372. - All right,
let's take scene one.
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373. Get into place.
- Just like this.
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374. - And action.
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375. - Oi!
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376. I missed the line.
I'm sorry.
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377. - Okay, cut.
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378. You have some nerves
you gotta get out?
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379. - I'm good, I just completely
forgot that line.
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380. - Yeah? You got it?
- Start from the top?
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381. - And... action.
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382. - After such a magnificent fete,
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383. I suppose some tea
would be reaching for the stars.
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384. - I thought you'd never ask.
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385. For starters,
one more wrinkle on that face,
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386. you'd pass for a prune.
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387. - Cut, cut, cut.
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388. So when you put on
those reading glasses,
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389. you know how we read.
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390. Yes, because
you are about to read.
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391. Because reading is what?
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392. - Fundamental.
- Thank you.
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393. - Mm-hmm. Okay.
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394. - All right,
here we go with scene two.
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395. Sum Ting Wong.
- Yes.
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396. - Now you're going to start
atop of our Brit Crew.
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397. And action.
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398. ♪ Help
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399. - What on Earth
is the matter, Lady Carey?
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400. He's dead!
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401. - Lord Growcock,
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402. the generically handsome
gentleman visitor
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403. from Season Four—
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404. Fuck, episode four, ugh.
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405. I sound like Dick Van Dyke.
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406. - Yes, you do. Sure do.
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407. - What, Mary Poppins?
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408. - The generically handsome—
Fuck. Sorry.
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409. - Where are you going?
Where are you—
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410. - Bloody hell. Get off.
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411. Off! Get off!
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412. Oh, bloody hell, dear.
Ooh, that's enough.
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413. "Much better."
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414. - Is that better?
- "Much better."
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415. Baga, your line
was "much better."
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416. - Oh, my line was "much better."
- Yeah.
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417. - I thought you were saying
I was much better. Oh.
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418. - Yeah.
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419. No, after you do it,
you go, "Oh, much better."
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420. - Oh, I thought you were saying
I was much better.
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422. - Ooh, bloody hell.
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423. Much better.
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424. Do you not go to the
Pauline Quirke acting school?
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the Baga Chipz one, thank you.
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426. - Let's take it from the top.
And action.
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427. - What am I to do?
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428. One moment he was alive,
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429. and it was the best time
of his life.
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430. Sorry.
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431. Bollocks.
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432. I'm standing in front
of Michelle, and then pblblbl.
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433. - Say the line.
Tell me now.
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434. - The line is, "Oh, Vicky,
what am I supposed to do?"
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435. Can I get the line?
Sorry, I miffed it.
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436. - "One minute."
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437. - Shit. Shit, shit, shit.
Fuck. Bollocks.
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438. - It's a really funny line.
- Okay.
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439. - So don't fuck it up.
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440. Here we go.
- Yes.
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441. - Action.
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442. - One moment he was alive,
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443. living the time of his life
between my—
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444. Did I miss that?
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445. - Come on, girl, get with it.
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446. - Here we go.
This is the last one.
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447. - Cool.
- And... action.
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448. - Sorry, what line
was I starting with?
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449. I want the ground to open up
and swallow me whole,
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450. because this is going so bad.
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451. - All right, ladies, thank you.
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452. - Sum Ting's really struggling.
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453. If they go down,
I'm going down with them.
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454. - Now it's time
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455. for my team shoot
with Michelle Visage.
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456. I'm freaking here.
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457. She, like, properly scares me.
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458. - Welcome, Team Scaredy Kat.
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459. - Hi.
- Yes.
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460. - All right, ladies,
here we go. Action.
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461. - Your newspaper, milady.
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462. - That's Dame—
that's Countess—
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463. Oh, apologies.
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464. - Cut, cut, cut,
cut, cut, cut, cut.
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465. - That's Dowager Countess—
Sorry.
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466. - Cheryl, she has the voice
and she has the eyes,
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467. but does she know her lines?
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468. No, she fucking doesn't.
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469. - The old mare dropped dead
when she discovered Lady Carey
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470. had been sleeping
with one of her servants.
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471. - And cut.
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472. Lady Kylie, what accent
did you have planned?
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473. American, British, what?
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474. - I was thinking
I would do British.
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475. - Would your character
speak in a British accent,
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476. or would she speak
in an American accent?
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477. - Shit, that isn't how
I rehearsed this.
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478. - Whether it's British
or American, Crystal,
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479. connect with it.
- Will do.
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480. - Your choice.
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481. Okay, we're gonna move on
to scene two.
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482. - Oh!
- Flipping 'eck.
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483. What's all this racket,
Lady Edie?
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484. Pull theeself together, lass.
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485. - Oh! Oh!
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486. - Divina has many, many, many,
many years of acting behind her,
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487. and you can tell.
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488. She is absolutely slaying this.
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489. - Characterisation is great.
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490. You're there,
You've got it.
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491. I would even lay on
a thicker accent.
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492. - Okay.
- Go for it.
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493. And... action.
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494. - Mrs. Moo,
it's happened again.
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495. Why is my life so terrible?
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496. I'm giving annoying,
moaney, pathetic bitch,
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497. and I think I'm working it.
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498. - Oh.
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499. Oh.
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500. - Oh.
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501. - Scaredy's whining.
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502. Thank you. Next, bitch.
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503. Pull yourself together, lass!
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504. - Oh!
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505. - And cut.
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506. So, Lady Edie,
we know that she's pathetic,
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507. but she should have some levels.
- Okay.
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508. - Because right now, I would
slap you if I was Mrs. Moo.
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509. - Okay.
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510. - All right, now, ladies,
this is your final scene.
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511. - It's this telegram
from your energy provider.
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512. Apparently,
you've failed to pay—
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513. Sorry, line?
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514. - "Apparently, you've failed to
pay the manor's candle supply."
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515. - Apparently,
you've failed to pay
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516. the manor's candle supply
for 10 years,
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517. and have worked—
Sorry, line.
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518. - "And have racked up huge debts
of hundreds of pounds."
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519. - And have racked up debt...
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520. Please, these lines
come out of my head, please!
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521. - Do you wanna do that line
for me, Blu?
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522. - Yeah, yeah, of course.
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523. It's this telegram
from your energy provider.
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524. Apparently
you racked up debts, huge debts,
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525. of hundreds of pounds.
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526. Apparently,
you've failed to— Sorry.
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527. Apparently, you've failed to pay
the—the manor's candle supply—
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528. - Cut!
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529. - I'm just finding the whole
thing really frustrating.
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530. - That's a wrap.
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531. - Like, I'm the strongest
by a bloody country mile.
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532. It's really hard to deliver
as good a performance as you can
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533. when you're looking
at people floundering.
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534. - See you on the main stage.
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535. - Oh, my God, kill me.
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536. - Coming up...
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537. - I could see
you were a nervous wreck.
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538. - And, like,
why don't you tell her
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539. how you really feel, girl?
Jesus.
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540. And I think you're
a little bitch, actually.
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541. A mean little
horrible little bitch.
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542. Start your engines!
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543. - It's elimination day.
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544. I'm really excited
to see our scene.
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545. I think we were
actually quite good,
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546. and I'm just hoping to the gods
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547. that the other team did shit.
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548. - All right, girls,
let's bring it to the runway.
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549. Runway, run, run!
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550. Because I need to get ready,
for fuck's sake, right?
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551. - Yeah, I need to get ready.
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552. - Um, and how did you feel
about yesterday?
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553. - Shit.
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554. - And after our performance
yesterday, I'm worried.
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555. I think it's gonna be me
in the bottom.
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556. Maybe Sum Ting Wong.
She looks nervous.
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557. But, yeah, I'm just worried
about myself right now.
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558. Do you know what it was—
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559. and I felt so confident in here
walking around.
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560. I felt like, oh, my gosh,
I have this.
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561. Like, I'm gonna go in
and show them something
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562. that they didn't expect from me.
- Yeah.
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563. - But I just
couldn't remember.
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564. As soon as I saw Michelle,
it was, like, out of my head.
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565. Hopefully
we just can work it out.
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566. - Right, let's go make up.
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567. - Right, I suppose
we should get ready.
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568. - Yeah, if we're gonna
be lip syncing.
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569. - Good luck, girl.
- Yeah, you too, babe.
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570. - To be honest, I feel good.
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571. - What?
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572. - I feel good.
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573. - What did you
honestly think of me?
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574. - Blu, I'm not gonna lie.
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575. I could see
you were a nervous wreck.
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576. - Okay.
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577. - And, like, did you—
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578. Did you not hear me
being like, "breathe."
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579. - Yeah.
- "Breathe." Like—
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580. - Why don't you tell her how
you really feel, girl? Jesus.
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581. - I know.
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582. - If you can't be honest
with your friends—
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583. - Well, I think you're
a little bitch, actually.
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584. A mean little
horrible little bitch.
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585. - Aah!
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586. - I'm trying to concentrate
on me face,
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587. and all up in here
is Cheryl, blah, blah, blah.
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588. It's like, girl,
we know you're here.
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589. Sit the fuck down.
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590. Wind your neck, ride it.
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591. - Cheryl's really
getting on my nerves.
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592. - Cheryl.
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593. - She's being over-dramatic
over everything.
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594. - Yeah. I think it is just
lack of self-awareness.
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595. I don't think she realises
how she's being.
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596. - You know, even
all these American sayings,
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597. I don't think—
UK queens wouldn't say.
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598. - Yeah.
- Like "y'all."
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599. - But, I mean, she is like that
in real life.
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600. - Is she?
- Yeah.
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601. - Because, I've never met her
in real life,
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602. but I haven't
really seen anything
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603. that's, like, crazy amazing.
- Yeah.
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604. - Well, time will tell, girl.
- Mm-hmm.
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605. - Time will tell.
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606. - So Scaredy?
- Yeah?
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607. - Does your family know
you're bisexual?
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608. Have you come out to them?
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609. - Not really.
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610. I mean, I think they just
kind of presume, you know,
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611. I'm a little bit different.
- Okay.
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612. - I wouldn't even
really call it "bi."
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613. I just, like, go out with anyone
I fall in love with, really.
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614. - Yeah, yeah.
- You know?
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615. - That makes sense.
- But honestly,
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616. my sexuality
is my girlfriend.
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617. I don't want to be
with anyone else.
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618. - I really envy the kids
these days, you know?
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619. It's so much easier
for them to come out
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620. and talk about it openly.
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621. I'm only
10 years older than them,
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622. but it was still really hard
to do it back then.
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623. I didn't come out
until I was, like, 25.
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624. Because I think
when you are black
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625. and, you know,
being gay is—
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626. especially when you're
of the Caribbean era,
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627. like, it's just not the thing.
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628. - Really?
- Oh, yeah.
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629. Like, it's a different—
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630. You know, you think
homophobia's bad here,
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631. but over there
it's like a different level.
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632. - Really?
- For sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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633. It's a different level.
- I did not know that.
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634. - Obviously, your parents
know you do drag, I'm assuming.
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635. - Nope.
- What?
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636. - Nope, nope, nope, nope.
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637. - Like, I don't have
the heart to tell him.
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638. I think it's a cultural thing.
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639. Do you get what I mean?
- Right.
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640. They're quite traditional, then.
- Yeah.
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641. It's just a little different,
being first-generation Chinese.
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642. I was around about 12 years old,
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643. and I told my dad
that I was gay,
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644. and he just
didn't acknowledge it.
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645. So we haven't
brought it up since.
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646. Now our relationship's
a bit weird
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647. because I still love
my mum and dad,
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648. but I just keep this side
of my life away from them.
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649. - So what are you scared of?
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650. - I don't want
to throw it in their face
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651. and be like, aah, look,
you've got a gay son.
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652. Aah, look, he's dressed
as a woman as a job.
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653. - Right.
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654. - A—They don't know
I'm a drag queen.
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655. They still think I work
as a marketing exec
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656. at some company in London.
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657. B—They don't know I'm gay.
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658. C—Don't know that I live
with my partner of five years.
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659. So having that side of my life
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660. completely cut away
from my mum and dad
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661. feels like I'm not letting them
enjoy my successes as well.
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662. - But that's kind of
one of the reasons
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663. why I wanted to go on the show.
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664. - So you can show
that you've got the proof.
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665. - Yeah.
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666. - And, like, the idea of
possibly going home today,
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667. it would be all for nothing
in my eyes.
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668. My mum and dad, they have given
so much of their lives
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669. to make sure I had
the best chance I could,
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670. and all I wanna do
is make them proud.
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671. - To be honest, if you wanna—
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672. if you want them to feel
that kind of love and respect
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673. for your talent and whatnot,
you don't even need a show.
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674. You're enough, I think.
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675. - Yeah.
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676. - I love you.
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677. - Love you.
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678. - Coming up...
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679. - Tonight,
this is my favourite look.
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680. - Really a job well done.
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681. - What the hell
have you done with your makeup?
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682. - And what?
- Whoo!
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683. - Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race UK."
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684. A scene-stealer
who never misses her mark,
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685. Michelle Visage.
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686. - Mark? Who's Mark?
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687. And a national treasure,
Dame Graham Norton.
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688. - Thank you.
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689. - Do you watch a lot of dramas?
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690. - I binge. I binge box sets.
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691. They're boxes of wine,
but I binge.
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692. - And the stark raving brilliant
Maisie Williams.
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693. - It's so nice of you to bring
the show to my doorstep, Ru.
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694. - This week,
we challenged our queens
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695. to act up in a very British
period drama, "Downton Draggy."
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696. And on the runway, category
is Bond Girl Glamourama.
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697. Gentlemen, start your engines,
and may the best woman win.
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698. - First up, The Vivienne
is Serena Shart.
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699. Code name: IBS.
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700. - Ooh.
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701. - Sound familiar?
- Yes.
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702. Anyone know the closest toilet?
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703. - I'm Serena Shart.
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704. Bond's probably had a go of her,
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705. but she's probably
gonna kill him.
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706. - Put some Grace in your face.
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707. - Grace Jones is a huge
inspiration for this look.
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708. She is a powerful woman,
and I am a powerful drag queen.
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709. - Michelle, I wouldn't pull
Serena Shart's "Goldfinger."
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710. Up next, Sum Ting Wong
is May Ting.
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711. - Can anyone else see her muff?
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712. - My name is May Ting,
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713. mastered in the arts of
"tae kwon do she better don't."
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714. - Oh.
- Oh!
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715. - Oh, my God,
she's Thunder-bald.
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716. - Who needs hair
when you look this good?
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717. - Back rolls.
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718. - Back rolls do show.
I don't care,
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719. because I'm 80 stone
stomping down that runway,
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720. and I feel like a supermodel.
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721. - I suppose
it's May Ting season.
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722. - Exactly.
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723. - Up next, Vinegar Strokes
is Mrs. F Tits.
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724. Is there a joke
in there somewhere?
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725. - My name is Mrs. F Tits,
Miss Fondlema Tits.
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726. I am serving founder of TITS,
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727. the Tottenham Institute
of Terrorist Stylings.
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728. I am sexy and confident
and a total bitch.
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729. - Double-ho-seven.
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730. - Yes.
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731. - Baga Chipz is Lazer Minnelli.
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732. But is it Lazer with a "Z"
or Laser with an "S?"
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733. - I've got my black tuxedo on.
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734. I am gonna kill you
with these jazz hands.
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735. - Hah!
- This one's for mama!
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736. - My lasers are gonna
come out of my nipples,
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737. my tuppence, and my fingers.
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738. I've got my bowler hat.
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739. I'm gonna be throwing it
like Oddjob.
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740. Mama!
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741. - Cheryl Hole is 00Dipshit.
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742. - The name's Cheryl Hole,
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743. but they also know me
as 00Dipshit.
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744. I am serving you
Met Gala realness.
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745. But when it comes down
to business—
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746. - Ooh!
- Oh!
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747. - Bam, bam, real!
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748. - The spy who tucked me.
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749. - The dress is off,
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750. and I'm ready to kick some tush.
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751. - Oh, that is careless
gun control.
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752. - Come on, judges,
eat this gold pussy up.
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753. - It's a gun.
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754. - Crystal is Wanda Whipper.
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755. - Wanda Whipper
is hiding in plain sight.
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756. Ooh, what's behind
that newspaper?
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757. - Oh!
- James Bond?
Copy !req
758. Try James Bondage.
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759. - Oh, this old thing?
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760. - Oh, this is whipped.
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761. - Ooh!
- Ooh!
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762. - You've been a bad boy.
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763. - I'm cracking my whip.
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764. Maisie Williams looks like
she's gonna lose an eye.
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765. I love it.
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766. - Oh!
- Her crack is mighty.
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767. - Yes.
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768. - Her stomach's
tied up in knots.
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769. - Very good.
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770. - Up next, Scaredy Kat
is Kitty Rouge.
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771. - Kitty Rouge?
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772. I think you mean
Amelia Ear-shart.
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773. - Bonjour.
It is me, Kitty Rouge.
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774. I love to fight bad guys,
and more importantly
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775. partake in long, hard
sexual intercourse.
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776. - Oh.
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777. - I can see me in her panties.
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778. - I think the judges
are loving what I'm doing.
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779. I've just flashed them
all the good stuff,
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780. and I'm feeling great.
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781. - Michelle, I think
I can see her "Golden Eye."
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782. - You can?
- Yes.
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783. - Oh, there it is.
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784. - Divina De Campo
is Paris Eatemall.
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785. - Ooh.
- Ooh.
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786. - I am stomping
down that runway,
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787. and I am bringing with me
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788. some sexy assassin,
femme fatale, bitch-on-heat.
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789. - What's happening?
- What? Oh.
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790. - Oh. Is that a butter knife?
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791. - What's she gonna do with that?
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792. - Spread 'em.
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793. - And I've got my little knives,
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794. I'm taking
the enemy's throat out,
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795. and then I'm turning around
and feeling all of my body,
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796. because I love it!
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797. - Paris Eatemall.
But does she swallow?
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798. Blu Hydrangea is Triple Tatas.
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799. For your thighs only.
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800. - Yes!
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801. - My name is Triple Tatas.
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802. Most Bond girls have 007
in the palm of their hand.
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803. I have him
in the palm of my titties.
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804. - Ru, it's milking time.
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805. - Oh, yes.
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806. - I am serving tits, tits,
tits across the board.
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807. I am the Bond girl
from the future.
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808. - Is it semi-skimmed
or clotted cream?
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809. - I may have been weak
in the challenge,
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810. but I am showing my personality
on this runway.
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811. - From Russia with jugs.
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812. - Coming up...
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813. - I think this runway look
is brilliant.
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814. - It just wasn't delivering.
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815. - Are you surprised
that you're in the bottom?
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816. - That's A-level drama
right there.
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817. Welcome, ladies.
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818. It's time for the world debut
of "Downton Draggy,"
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819. starring Team The Vivienne.
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820. - Oi!
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821. - You rang, milady?
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822. - That's Dowager Countess
Dame Craggy Smith of Grimsby.
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823. How honourable of you,
gracing us with your presence
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824. after such a magnificent fete.
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825. I suppose some tea
would be reaching for the stars.
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826. - Oh, I thought you'd never ask.
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827. Well, for starters,
another wrinkle in that face
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828. and you could pass
for a prune, mm-hmm.
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829. - Not the American kind,
you nincompoop.
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830. - Oh! Oh, forgive me!
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831. Eat shit and die.
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832. - Ex-squeeze-me,
Mrs. Scrouse?
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833. - Oh, I said, look, a fly.
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834. - Where?
- Oh, it's on you!
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835. - Oh!
- Let me get it for you.
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836. Okay, milady,
yes, oh. Oh!
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837. Oh!
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838. Aah!
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839. - Good day, milady.
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840. ♪ Help
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841. Oh, oh.
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842. - What on Earth's
the matter, Lady Carey?
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843. Oh, Becky, he's dead!
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844. - Who?
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845. - I don't know him.
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846. Lord, um, uh...
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847. - Dickey Growcock,
the generically handsome
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848. gentleman visitor
from episode four.
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849. - One moment
he was between my legs,
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850. living the time of his life,
and the next, he's dead!
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851. Oh, wait a second.
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852. It's written in my contract
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853. that I must always be shot
from the left.
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854. Now where was I?
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855. He's dead, I tell you!
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856. Oh!
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857. Yes, come through,
choppy bob.
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858. - Don't worry, Lady Carey,
I'll sort it out.
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859. Oh, bloody hell.
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860. Get off.
Ooh, get off.
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861. Ooh, bloody hell, dear.
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862. Ooh, get in the carpet, luv.
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863. I've got to go
clean the chimneys, dear.
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864. Get into the carpet, Chip.
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865. Ooh, that's enough.
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866. Much better!
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867. - Oh! Oh!
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868. Help me, you idiots!
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869. I can't die like this!
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870. I'm the... headliner!
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871. Oh!
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872. Aah! Oh!
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873. - Ooh!
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874. - Well, who will be heir
to Downton Draggy now?
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875. - Spoiler alert.
It's me, bitches!
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876. - What?
- What?
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877. - Becky the maid?
- Becky the maid?
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878. - They actually call me
Becky with the Good Hair.
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879. Hey!
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880. Look. I've got
Lady Carey's will.
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881. It wasn't just the Brit Crew
she was working her way through.
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882. - Are you trying to imply
that Lady Carey was a—
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883. - A lesbian!
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884. And she couldn't
get enough of me.
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885. Ooh, yeah.
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886. - No, not that.
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887. It's much more shocking
than that.
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888. Lady Carey was sleeping
with a...
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889. A poor person!
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890. Aah!
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891. - Ooh.
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892. Come on, Becky.
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893. - Yes!
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894. - Much better!
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895. - Yay!
- Whoo!
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896. - It really is the golden age
of television, isn't it?
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897. Up next, Team Scaredy Kat.
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898. - Oi! Servant girl!
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899. - Grandmama,
must you get so upset?
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900. You know what happened
to your cousin.
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901. - The old mare died of shock
after discovering Lady Carey
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902. had been sleeping
with one of her servants.
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903. It was quite the scandal.
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904. - Where are my papers?
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905. - Your newspaper, milady.
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906. - That's Dowager Countess Dame
Judy Dense of Slough to you!
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907. - Ooh!
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908. - Idiot.
- Idiot.
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909. - Flipping 'eck, what's all
this racket about, Lady Edie?
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910. - Mrs. Moo, why is my life
so terrible?
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911. - Pull yourself together, lass!
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912. What is it?
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913. - It's this letter
from Lord Cockamouth.
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914. He dumped me!
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915. How am I to be married?
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916. There's just no men here.
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917. - It's the budget cuts.
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918. Male actors
cost so much more money,
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919. even the crap ones.
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920. Anyway, we're all suffering.
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921. I haven't even got
a proper wig. Look.
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922. This is just a bit of weave
sewn into me cap.
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923. - And what would you know?
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924. Common people
don't have problems.
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925. - Oh, get out!
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926. Leave me on my own! Oh.
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927. Oh.
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928. - Milady, milady,
I have urgent news.
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929. It's this telegram
from your energy provider.
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930. Apparently you've failed to
pay the manor's candle supply
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931. for the last 10 years!
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932. And have racked up debts
of hundreds of pounds!
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933. - How preposterous!
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934. You stupid girl!
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935. - Ugh!
- We hardly use candles.
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936. Oh.
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937. - Yes! Grandmama,
come check out how lit I am.
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938. Oh, this lighting is everything.
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939. - I prefer shade myself,
but what does this all mean?
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940. - It means we're penniless.
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941. Broke. Skint. Poor.
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942. - Oh!
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943. - Milady, presenting
Lord Willingbottom.
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944. - Damn!
- Damn!
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945. - If none of youse
want to take him upstairs,
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946. I'll take him downstairs,
that's for sure.
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947. - Lord Willingbottom, we're
having egg soup this evening.
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948. Can you guess
how I like my eggs?
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949. Fertilised.
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950. - Dinner is served.
Tuck in.
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951. - This looks just divine.
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952. Mmm, mmm.
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953. - She's gagging!
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954. - Why are they all gagging so?
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955. We serve them soup
for every supper.
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956. - Flipping 'eck,
they're all dead!
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957. But 'ow?
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958. - All right, let's just say
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959. I've been sitting
on a little secret.
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960. I did it for you, Mrs. Moo.
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961. Now get your fat ass over here
and gimme a kiss.
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962. - Oh, Michelle!
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963. - Good job, ladies.
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964. Now I've made some decisions.
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965. Coming up...
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966. - I saw you really shine.
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967. - You could have gone further
and you could have done more.
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968. - It still kind of
ended up one note.
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969. - Now based on your performances
in "Downton Draggy"
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970. and your runway presentations,
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971. I've made some decisions.
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972. Team The Vivienne
is the winning team.
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973. - Oh, my God. Oh.
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974. - Con-drag-ulations.
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975. And one of you
earned top billing.
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976. Baga Chipz, con-drag-ulations.
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977. You are the winner
of this week's challenge.
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978. - Oh, my God.
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979. Yes, mama!
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980. - You've won the prestigious
RuPeter badge.
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981. - Wear it with pride.
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982. - I can't believe it.
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983. But I feel much better.
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984. - And the rest of
Team The Vivienne is safe.
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985. - Whew.
- Thank you.
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986. - You may leave the stage.
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987. - Thank you.
- I'm safe!
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988. I get to live another day!
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989. - Team Scaredy Kat,
I'm sorry, my dears,
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990. but you are all up
for elimination.
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991. Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.
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992. First up, Cheryl Hole.
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993. - I thought
when you did the runway,
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994. I saw you really shine.
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995. I kind of thought, wow,
this is what she does.
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996. - Dowager Countess Dame
Judy Dense of Slough.
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997. - You stupid girl!
- Ugh!
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998. - You did a really good job
with it.
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999. - I sort of disagree
with Michelle.
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1000. Because I thought
you gave yourself a hard role.
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1001. I felt
you might have been better
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1002. in one of the other roles.
- You know, having a role
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1003. that really sort of
ties everyone together
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1004. can be done horribly very
easily, and you didn't do that.
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1005. But you could have gone further,
and you could have done more.
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1006. - So, Cheryl, are you surprised
that you guys are in the bottom?
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1007. - I think seeing
how well they all delivered—
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1008. well, most of them delivered—
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1009. I'm just being honest.
I've gotta be honest here.
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1010. - A little shade.
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1011. Who do you think did not deliver
in the other scene?
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1012. - I love her, but Sum Ting
was a bit weak in that group.
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1013. Mariah Carey?
More like Mariah Scary.
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1014. - Up next, Crystal.
- Hiya.
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1015. - I'm gonna talk about
your Lady Kylie.
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1016. It just wasn't delivering.
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1017. But once we got to the table,
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1018. that's when you were
really shining.
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1019. - I really liked that look
to the camera you did.
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1020. - It was quite the scandal.
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1021. - And I think this runway look
is brilliant.
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1022. - I thought your look tonight
was terrifying,
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1023. but in the best possible way.
- I saw you jump.
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1024. - Did you tie all those knots?
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1025. - Of course I did.
I learned for the show.
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1026. I made the entire look,
actually.
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1027. - Did you really?
- Yeah.
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1028. - Thank you, Crystal.
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1029. All right, Scaredy Kat.
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1030. - Tonight,
this is my favourite look.
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1031. - Really?
- Yeah.
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1032. It's like if Wes Anderson
did a Bond movie,
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1033. and I would totally watch that.
- Lady Edie.
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1034. So we had a little discussion
about trying to layer it,
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1035. and it still
kind of ended up one note.
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1036. - Oh.
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1037. I thought I did better than
I actually did, so there you go.
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1038. That's A-level drama,
right there.
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1039. - It's only week two,
but I'm going to ask
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1040. if you're always going to
paint your face like a cat.
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1041. - Did you ever consider doing
Lady Edie with other makeup?
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1042. - Um, not massively, no.
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1043. - As a character choice,
it seems really odd.
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1044. Like to the point
where you expected
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1045. one of the other characters
to start going
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1046. "What the hell have you done
with your makeup?"
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1047. - Up next, Divina.
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1048. - Mrs. Moo, you were
really fun to watch.
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1049. Even in the moments that
we were on them at the table,
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1050. you were active
and you were connected.
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1051. So it was really
a job well done.
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1052. - I loved the transformation
between Mrs. Moo and this.
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1053. Of everybody,
it's the biggest, like,
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1054. wow, that's the same person.
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1055. - I think tonight
you looked really beautiful.
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1056. I just wish
you had a bigger dagger.
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1057. - It's a common complaint.
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1058. - It was interesting
watching your character,
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1059. because there was something
that you added to it
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1060. that was really, really
lovely work.
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1061. - Thank you.
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1062. - What did you think,
having seen it?
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1063. - Uh... oh.
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1064. I was not gonna be this person.
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1065. I still feel like
there was a lot
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1066. that I should have
squeezed in there.
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1067. There was so much more in there
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1068. that I could have
got out of her,
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1069. and there was so much
that fell flat.
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1070. But I've gotten
to a point in my career
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1071. where I feel like
I need to push myself,
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1072. so that's why I'm here.
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1073. - Yeah.
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1074. - And I, um...
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1075. I don't feel like
I've arrived yet.
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1076. - Well, you're here,
and you're here
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1077. because you earned your spot
in this competition.
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1078. And the acting job you did
in this challenge was fantastic.
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1079. - Thank you.
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1080. - All right, up next,
Blu Hydrangea.
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1081. - This look, so strong.
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1082. You know, a really bold choice.
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1083. There's, you know, no reason
for it, but three tits.
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1084. Three tits are always
gonna get our attention.
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1085. - Yes.
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1086. - That's it, right?
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1087. - In the acting challenge,
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1088. you kind of fell into
the background a little bit,
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1089. which was a real shame.
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1090. - I think the problem was
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1091. I'm not really sure
who Poor Michelle was.
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1092. For me, you were
a little bit lost.
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1093. - Yeah.
- I forgot you.
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1094. - Yeah, I still feel,
like, nervous, I guess.
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1095. Because I'm not from here.
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1096. I just feel like I still
haven't even got to know people
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1097. or get to be myself,
because I just feel alone.
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1098. - Well, Blu,
this is a sisterhood.
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1099. You come out of your shell,
they'll come out of theirs.
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1100. - I know, yeah.
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1101. - Just remember,
three boobs, zero fucks.
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1102. - That's it.
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1103. - All right, ladies.
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1105. While you untuck
in the workroom,
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will deliberate.
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1107. Coming up...
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1108. - So what did you say?
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1109. - Everybody was good.
Well, most was good.
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1110. And I—
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1111. - So this is damage control.
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1112. - Well...
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1113. - Right, so we won.
Who do you think
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1114. is in the bottom two
on their team?
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1115. - Of that team, Cheryl's
gonna be in the bottom two.
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1116. Who here knows Cheryl?
I know Cheryl.
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1117. - I'm having an issue with
Cheryl's vibe at the moment.
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1118. I feel like she's bringing
Alyssa Edwards and Gemma Collins
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1119. into the room,
but I'm not seeing Cheryl Hole.
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1120. I don't know who he—
I don't know who he or she is.
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1121. - We know her.
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1122. - I've never met the girl,
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1123. but I can tell straightaway
I haven't met her yet.
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1124. - Well, that was
what it was.
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1125. - Whew.
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1126. - I have to say this.
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1127. - Hiya.
- Hiya, girls. Sit here.
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1128. - Oh. Okay,
first things first.
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1129. I wanna address something.
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1130. - Who put 50 pence in Cheryl?
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1131. - So they asked us
on the main stage,
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1132. they were like, "So how'd
you think the other team did?"
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1133. And I was like,
"They were really good—
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1134. well, most of them."
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1135. And then I just had to say—
just because—
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1136. - Blu is upset, Divina's upset,
Scaredy's probably upset,
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1137. and Cheryl's talking about
one throwaway comment
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1138. she made on the main stage.
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1139. Shut up!
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1140. - So what did you say?
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1141. - Oh, I just said,
"Everybody was good.
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1142. Well, most was good."
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1143. And I—
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1144. - So this is damage control.
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1145. - Well...
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1146. - But on the flip side of that,
we're all talking about you,
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1147. and I was saying how we feel
that we don't see you.
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1148. I feel it's not genuine,
do you know what I mean?
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1149. - I don't feel like
I've met Cheryl yet.
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1150. - Really?
- Wow.
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1151. Here's Pandora's Box.
Copy !req
1152. Let's just take the lid off.
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1153. - Vinegar, I wanna know—because
we've worked together—
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1154. - For these past couple of weeks
we've been here,
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1155. I feel like I've been
a bit like that,
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1156. because I feel like
I haven't seen Cheryl Hole,
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1157. the person I know from home.
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1158. - To be honest, I've just—
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1159. I do feel really overwhelmed
being here.
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1160. Yeah, I play up.
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1161. We're all human,
but when we're in drag,
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1162. it's that element
of stepping yourself up.
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1163. I knew I was not being myself
like I am right now
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1164. because I was too scared
to let my guard down.
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1165. Like, hello,
there's nine of us here.
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1166. It was 10, and, like,
you wanna stand out.
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1167. We're all switching it on.
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1168. We're all trying to amp it up
and be show-offs,
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1169. because, like,
you've got to stand out
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1170. or you stand in the shadows.
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1171. - I just feel like if you
wanna stand out, just be you.
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1172. - Be yourself.
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1173. - And that stands out
amongst everybody.
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1174. - I'm not here for them,
I'm here for me.
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1175. I want to be the star that I am.
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1176. I'm a fucking star.
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1177. I am a star.
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1178. - But listen,
there are some girls who are
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1179. having a hard time,
so I think we should—
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1180. - Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.
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1181. - Yeah, get off me, please.
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1182. - How did everyone's
critique go?
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1183. - I'm quite shocked at how
emotional I was about it,
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1184. because I don't feel like
I'm here yet.
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1185. - Blu, how about you?
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1186. - I just feel
really overwhelmed.
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1187. I feel like I just—
I just miss everyone at home.
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1188. - Can I say something to you?
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1189. You said on the main stage
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1190. that you felt really isolated
and like you were an outsider.
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1191. Can I just let you know
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1192. that I think
we're all feeling that way?
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1193. - I just feel like I'm alone.
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1194. - You're never alone.
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1195. - I just feel really boring.
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1196. I feel like
I miss my partner.
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1197. - You are far from boring!
- You sat there with three tits!
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1198. - We love the bones on you,
so stop crying.
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1199. - Here's to Blu.
Love you, Blu.
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1200. - What is going on?
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1201. Blu's crying,
everyone's slagging off Cheryl,
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1202. and I think I'm gonna be
lip syncing tonight.
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1203. I'm shitting myself.
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1204. - All right, now just
between us squirrel-friends,
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1205. what do you think?
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1206. Cheryl Hole.
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1207. - I couldn't quite believe
that strong personality
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1208. had given so little
in "Downton Draggy."
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1209. - And I actually liked it,
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1210. because it made me laugh
because it was so bad.
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1211. - You know, she's from Essex,
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1212. and her runway presentation
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1213. didn't stray that far
from the Essex aesthetic.
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1214. - She could have put a real
twist on it, and she didn't.
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1215. - I think she was trying
to give us Ursula Andress,
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1216. and we got Ursula A Mess.
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1217. - Oh, you've been
saving that up.
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1218. - Crystal.
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1219. - Tonight on the runway,
my favourite look.
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1220. The makeup was gorgeous.
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1221. - Seemed so at odds
with Lady Kylie.
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1222. I must say, her armpit hair
as Lady Kylie,
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1223. you kind of thought,
is that a plot device?
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1224. - I guess that's her thing.
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1225. - I think it's like
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of becoming a queen.
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1227. - Scaredy Kat.
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1228. - I loved her look tonight.
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1229. It was just really different
to the other girls.
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1230. - As Lady Edie,
she wasn't able to do anything
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1231. apart from the one
kind of Sad Sack moment.
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1232. - It's just one note.
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1233. - If you can vomit
and not get a laugh,
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1234. that's hard to do.
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1235. But she vomited
in a really just unfunny way,
Copy !req
1236. like, oh, there you go.
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1237. - Divina De Campo.
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1238. - I thought she was incredible.
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1239. My favourite part
of the entire scene.
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1240. I liked seeing her honesty
and vulnerability
Copy !req
1241. with how tough she is
on herself.
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1242. - I didn't quite know why
Copy !req
1243. she took herself to that place
over this challenge.
Copy !req
1244. - I would imagine
she was anticipating
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1245. this show to be here
for how many years,
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1246. her getting on it, and then
she saw that performance
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1247. and thought that wasn't
good enough for me.
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1248. - I think
it would be a real shame
Copy !req
1249. if that emotion starts to,
you know, hold her back.
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1250. - Blu Hydrangea.
Copy !req
1251. - A lot of times, she
was forgetting her lines.
Copy !req
1252. - She did really
blend into the background.
Copy !req
1253. I can't really remember much
of her performance at all.
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1254. - But she had a great look.
It was funny.
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1255. Having dropped the ball
on this challenge,
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1256. if she's here next week,
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1257. she will pick up the ball
and run with it.
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1258. - Silence.
I've made my decision.
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1259. Bring back my Bond girls.
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1260. - Welcome back, ladies.
I've made some decisions.
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1261. Divina De Campo.
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1262. You're safe.
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1263. - Thank you very much.
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1264. - Scaredy Kat.
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1265. Your performance this week
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1266. left us shaken, not stirred.
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1267. I'm sorry, my dear,
but you're up for elimination.
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1268. Crystal.
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1269. You're safe.
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1270. - Thank you.
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1271. - Cheryl Hole, you have
a winning personality.
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1272. We need to see more of that
in the challenges.
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1273. Blu Hydrangea.
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1274. You made it here.
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1275. Now it's time to blossom.
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1276. Cheryl Hole.
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1277. You will die another day.
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1278. You're safe.
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1279. - You may join the other girls.
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1280. - Thank you so much.
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1281. - Blu, my dear, I'm sorry,
but you are up for elimination.
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1282. - I am ready to fight
to stay in the competition.
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1283. I am gonna skin this cat.
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1284. - Two queens stand before me.
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1285. Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me
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1286. and save yourself
from elimination.
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1287. The time has come...
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1288. for you to lip sync...
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1289. for your life!
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1290. - So I've never actually
performed before,
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1291. properly on a stage.
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1292. But bring it on, girl.
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1293. And may the best
Scaredy Kat win.
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1294. - Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
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1295. - Ow!
- Oh!
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1296. - Ladies,
I've made my decision.
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1297. Blu Hydrangea, shantay you stay.
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1298. - Thank you.
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1299. Thank you.
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1300. - You may join the other girls.
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1301. - Whew.
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1302. - Scaredy, they say
cats have nine lives,
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1303. and I know we haven't seen
the last of you yet.
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1304. Now sashay away.
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1305. - Thank you.
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1306. It wasn't a bad first gig.
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1307. Feels a bit shit,
but I'm quite proud of myself.
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1308. I think I've proven that,
you know,
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1309. you don't have to be gay
to do this.
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1310. I'm 19 now,
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1311. but God knows what's
gonna happen in the future.
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1312. Maybe even
I'll end up in Hollywood.
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1313. Stay tuned.
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1314. - Con-drag-ulations, ladies.
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1315. And remember,
if you can't love yourself,
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1316. how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?
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1317. Can I get an "amen" up in here?
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1318. - Amen!
- Amen!
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1319. - All right,
now let the music play.
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1320. - Next time,
on "RuPaul's Drag Race UK"...
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1321. For this week's maxi-challenge,
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1322. you need to create
high-fashion looks
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1323. using random items
from this car boot sale.
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1324. - I'm getting high
off this glue.
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1325. - Your design aesthetic
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1326. is sort of, kind of, um...
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1327. it's kind of, um, uh...
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1328. - Her looks are a mess.
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1329. - You look gorgeous.
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1330. I think you're fabulous.
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1331. - You feel like almost
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1332. it doesn't matter
what she's wearing.
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1333. - Oh, it matters.
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1334. - What?
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