RuPaul's Drag Race UK 1x2

1. - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race UK"...

2. It's time for your very first photoshoot,

3. where you'll be serving body and face.

4. - I think I just shit myself.

5. Gothy Kendoll.

6. - We could tell you were nervous.

7. You got to where you had to go,

8. and then you gave us a "rawr,"

9. and then you moved on.

10. And then you went, "rawr."

11. - Vinegar Strokes.

12. - The looks, for me, I just didn't connect with them.

13. I'm looking for the you

14. in the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.

15. - The Vivienne.

16. - Your queen look was fantastic.

17. You've got prostheses—

18. - I haven't. This is my face.

19. - That's your nose? - Trust me.

20. - You're the winner of this week's challenge.

21. Vinegar Strokes, shantay you stay.

22. Gothy Kendoll, sashay away.

23. - Miss Kendoll, Miss Kendoll.

24. - Oh, my God.

25. - Oh, how crazy was that?

26. - So we're back in the workroom,

27. and I think everyone's feeling kind of shook.

28. It's just so weird that someone's already gone home.

29. This is real.

30. - "I'm the UK's Porkchop.

31. Love you, friends for life, Gothy."

32. Aw!

33. - Give it up for Gothy!

34. - Oh!

35. - Oh, our first casualty, Porkchop.

36. She was the first eliminated on Season One of "Drag Race US."

37. Now Gothy's a national icon as well.

38. - She was so nice.

39. I was in absolute tears for both of you.

40. I didn't wanna lose either of you.

41. - She's like a little doll. I just wanted to mother her.

42. She's like, oh.

43. - So sweet. - Gone too soon.

44. - So sweet, so cute.

45. But sorry, someone had to go.

46. - Oh! - Oh!

47. - Right, I guess I should do the honours, right?

48. Bye, Gothy!

49. - The body's not even cold yet, girl, come on.

50. - Let's sit down, 'cause I wanna get this wig off.

51. My head is hurting.

52. - I'm so happy that I've won the first lip sync.

53. - I felt like I was performing in the back.

54. I was living my best life. I was like, "Work, bitch!"

55. - I've been in this workroom 10 minutes,

56. and already all I can hear is "Cheryl, Cheryl, Cheryl."

57. I don't know how long I'm gonna be able to put up with this.

58. - Do you know what?

59. This has lit a fire under my ass,

60. getting that close to the bottom.

61. Whatever comes, I'm gonna kill it.

62. - Strong words, girl.

63. Strong words.

64. - Cheryl, you're a really nice girl,

65. but I'm the winner, luv, so there's no competition here.

66. - We'll see.

67. - The competition is now starting.

68. Bitches, beware.

69. - Well, we're all here to play a game.

70. We all wanna win. - Yeah.

71. - The shite is gonna rise

72. to the top of the surface.

73. I won the first challenge. I'm so proud of myself.

74. We're gonna find out people's true colours.

75. I'm the queen, of course.

76. Dear.

77. - The winner crowned the UK's first "Drag Race" superstar

78. will receive an all-expenses-paid trip

79. to Hollywood to create their own digital series

80. with the producers of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

81. Tonight, with Michelle Visage, Graham Norton,

82. and extra-special guest judge Maisie Williams.

83. - It's a new day in the workroom.

84. I survived elimination.

85. The fact I'm keeping up with these other girls is nuts.

86. Like I've been doing this for five minutes.

87. - You all good?

88. - How are you feeling?

89. - I'm amazing. Look, I got my badge.

90. - I'm wearing my RuPeter badge.

91. It feels absolutely amazing.

92. I won. I'm telling the girls I rule the roost.

93. And I'm gonna sell it on eBay in five years.

94. - So what do you think we've all got in store today?

95. - I mean, we need to thin out the numbers,

96. like Divina's hair's thinning out, so you know...

97. - Let's just be safe to say that this week,

98. we're all gonna fucking bring it.

99. - Bring it to your mum's house, mum's house.

100. - Should we give it all

101. a little Power Ranger moment?

102. - Ooh, girl!

103. - Her majesty done already done had herses.

104. Ooh, Mary.

105. As my old friend Master Bates once said,

106. it's imperative that the UK's first "Drag Race" superstar

107. honour the crest of charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent,

108. even if she's not a big fan of the Lady Rose.

109. - Lady Rose? - Ooh!

110. - More like a fanny?

111. - Yeah!

112. - So we're all gonna dress as vaginas, then?

113. - Hello, hello, hello!

114. Ladies, one thing I've noticed since arriving in London

115. is that you Brits love to line up in a queue.

116. So for today's micro-mini-challenge,

117. I wanna put all my little duckies in a row.f

118. - Hello, hello, hello.

119. - He's tall.

120. - Wait. Something seems a little off here.

121. Mystery solved.

122. The Vivienne, since you won last week,

123. I'd like you to line up all the queens

124. based on who you think is your biggest competition.

125. - Oh! - Oh!

126. - Now we get a shady. - What a prize!

127. - All right, The Vivienne, one at a time, please.

128. - Oh.

129. - So you're starting from the top

130. and you're moving your way down to the bottom.

131. - I hate doing things like this.

132. I'm such a nice person.

133. - Whatever!

134. - Right.

135. Even though you were in the bottom,

136. I've got a vicious feeling about you,

137. that you are gonna—

138. - So I'm going to the top? - Be in the bottom.

139. - Ooh!

140. - I'm surprised that The Vivienne picks Vinegar first,

141. after her being in the bottom last week.

142. She obviously sees something that I haven't seen yet.

143. - Oh.

144. Mm. Baga.

145. - You'd better not be a bitch.

146. - Okay. - Oh, thank you.

147. - Oh, Crystal as well, for some reason.

148. - Good reason.

149. - I'm looking Vivienne square in the face,

150. and she's picking everyone, and I'm like,

151. last week, I literally nearly won,

152. and you don't see me as a threat?

153. I'm like, fine, whatevs.

154. - Divina.

155. - You calculated wrong. - This way.

156. - The old ones.

157. Everyone over the age of 30 to the top, please.

158. - Oh, Sum Ting.

159. - Oh, at least I'm not last. Thank you.

160. - Cheryl's giving me absolutely evils.

161. Cheryl—

162. - Oh, I've gotta bring myself now?

163. - Cheryl looks thrown to be picked second last.

164. - I'm putting her there for a reason.

165. She never fucking shuts up.

166. I'm sorry! - How original.

167. - I'm a dumb person, I'm sorry.

168. - So Vivienne picks me last,

169. and that's fine.

170. That's kind of what I expected.

171. It's gonna be all the better when I win.

172. - And I go here!

173. Yes!

174. - Now, Scaredy Kat. - Yes?

175. - According to The Vivienne, you are the weakest link.

176. - How's that make you feel?

177. - A little bit shit, but it's good to go underestimated.

178. - Well, are you ready for a good old plot twist?

179. Because this week, you and The Vivienne

180. will be competing as team captains.

181. - Good luck, team.

182. - Now, for this week's maxi-challenge,

183. you'll be starring in a sumptuous new costume drama.

184. - Ooh. - Oh.

185. - "Downton Draggy."

186. - Yes!

187. Now, working in teams,

188. we'll be testing your overacting skills

189. in two sickening scenes.

190. First, a scandalous tale of intrigue and willpower.

191. Second, a scandalous tale of willpower and intrigue.

192. Now, time to pick your leading ladies.

193. Team captains, over here.

194. Scaredy Kat, you get to pick first.

195. - Oh, choices, choices.

196. We've got Scaredy Kat and Vivienne,

197. and I'm just praying

198. that I'm gonna be on Vivienne's team.

199. Come on, put me on your team.

200. - Divina.

201. - Fuck.

202. - Hi.

203. - My West End Wendy, Vinegar.

204. - Oh, thank you, my love.

205. - Cheryl.

206. - Oh, thank God. Yes!

207. - I've got my Vinegar. Now I need some Chipz.

208. Come on, Baga.

209. - And the Academy Award goes to...

210. - I need another twink on this team. Blu.

211. - Ooh, mind me tuppence.

212. - Wait, just to get things straight,

213. what is a "tuppence?"

214. - A tuppence is an old two pence.

215. But we call it— a tuppence is your vagina.

216. - I didn't understand any of that.

217. But, uh, carry on.

218. So that leaves Crystal and Sum Ting Wong.

219. The Vivienne, who do you choose?

220. - Oh, Sum Ting. Oh.

221. - Oh, I thought I was gonna get picked last.

222. - Oh, I'm that person.

223. Fuck you, Vivienne.

224. - Crystal, that means you are on Team Scaredy Kat.

225. - Playing the Canadian cousin.

226. - Yes.

227. Ladies, you'll be judged on your star quality,

228. stage presence, and the lulz you bring

229. to your assigned roles.

230. Gentlemen, start your engines,

231. and may the most Jane Austen-tatious woman win!

232. - Yeah! - Yay!

233. - I wanna sit here. - Oh!

234. - Come on, girls. - Here we go.

235. - Dream team or what? - Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

236. - My team is the best team.

237. We have Vivienne, winner of the last challenge,

238. Vinegar, who's on the West End.

239. We've got Baga Chipz, who's hilarious.

240. Then there's me...

241. the extra person.

242. Viv, you picked so smartly,

243. because, like, Vinegar is the secret weapon here.

244. - Well, I'm team leader for a reason.

245. This is a team challenge, so my strategy for roles

246. is give everyone something they're gonna be good at.

247. Okay, so let me take Craggy Smith for now.

248. - I really want Lady Carey, though.

249. - You take Lady Carey.

250. - Is she the American one? - Yes.

251. - Bears a passing resemblance to Mariah Carey.

252. - Should I paint, like, Mariah— - That is hilarious.

253. - Babe, I would sing—like you know how she does, like ♪ ahh

254. An American woman who looks like Mariah Carey. Brilliant.

255. You know, like all the period dramas I've seen.

256. - Oh, well, my finest ladies of "Drag Race," here we are.

257. - Wah!

258. - We're reading the scripts,

259. and it's pretty clear quite quickly

260. who will be great at what.

261. - "Why is my life so terrible?"

262. I picked my role because I felt like

263. it would be quite easy to be a whiny bitch.

264. - And I'm thinking I like this next one, I think.

265. - What is it? - Poor Michelle.

266. - Lowest of the low?

267. - The Cinderella of the cast.

268. - Because you're, like, the cute, innocent one.

269. - I'm the one that can't get a word in edgewise.

270. - Lady Kylie, the grand drag-daughter.

271. That could be kind of the what's-her-face,

272. the American one.

273. Instead of me trying to do a really bad British accent.

274. - Okay. Just try an English accent, just to see which—

275. because it might be funny.

276. - Yeah, it might.

277. - Just try it, just try it.

278. - "We're having egg soup this evening."

279. - I actually think that's better.

280. - It's funny, yeah?

281. - "I just want it all in my mouth at once."

282. Oh, I went Southern.

283. - As your team captain,

284. they're gonna think they're gonna fucking win,

285. and therefore will be, like, fully sure they're gonna win.

286. So we need to win.

287. - Yeah. - Well, let's be real.

288. Most of those over there

289. are the ones that Viv put in the tops with her.

290. - Yeah. - Mm-hmm.

291. - Me personally, I'm not threatened.

292. I've been doing shows since I was six years old,

293. so bring it on, girls.

294. It'll be a gag

295. if we actually show that we're the tops.

296. - Yeah. - Seriously.

297. - Which is funny, because I'm far from a top.

298. - Exactly.

299. 'Ello, guvnas.

300. - Hello. - Hi.

301. - How's it going?

302. - Good. - Good, good.

303. - So is the name you have, is it Team Vivienne?

304. - We do have a team name, but it's a bit questionable.

305. - What is it?

306. - It was Team Slag.

307. Not my choice, not my choice.

308. - Uh, I'm guessing it's— - Yes.

309. - It was kind of, and I was like, yes, that's the one.

310. - Now, Baga Chipz, you fancy yourself a slag?

311. - Oh, man, woman, or dog, I'd go through it.

312. - Now on "Downton Abbey,"

313. there are the people who live upstairs

314. and the people who live downstairs.

315. And I'm assuming you are downstairs.

316. - Yeah, I'm gonna use my method acting.

317. - I'm gonna be—

318. - Well, this is gonna be fun.

319. What about you, Sum? - I'm doing Lady Carey.

320. She's American.

321. - Oh. Is that your American accent?

322. It's really bad, yeah.

323. Ru looks concerned, but, like, I can't do accents.

324. I can't let these girls down,

325. so I've gotta make sure I do the best that I can.

326. - Good. Well, I can't wait to see it.

327. - Cool. - Thank you, Ru.

328. - Thanks.

329. Hi, ladies.

330. - Hi! - Hi!

331. - Now, you're from Canadia.

332. - Originally, yeah.

333. - Yeah. Now, how are you gonna do with your English accent?

334. - I'm gonna just go for it.

335. It's probably gonna be a hot mess.

336. I'm Lady Kylie, who is probably a little American anyway.

337. - Did you choose that role?

338. - I think we all kind of came to it together.

339. - We all put our two cents in.

340. - For some reason, I got the ribald scrubber.

341. - If the shoe fits, Divina.

342. - And now, Blu, you were safe last week.

343. Are you flying under the radar, is that what's happening?

344. - Hopefully not.

345. This time I'm gonna take it and try and run with it,

346. and make something slightly different

347. than what people will hopefully expect.

348. - Yeah.

349. The real winners put the work in.

350. Are you gonna put the work in?

351. - Absolutely. - Mm-hmm.

352. - We're gonna come in and smash it.

353. - Break a leg. - Thank you.

354. - All right. - Bye.

355. - I don't know how to feel about this "Downton Draggy" challenge.

356. - Oh, I'm nervous.

357. - No, don't be.

358. - I still feel like I'm in my head a little bit.

359. - Coming up...

360. - It's time to film our scene,

361. and we're all feeling really confident.

362. - Oi! I missed the line.

363. - Cut. - Sorry.

364. - It's a really funny line, so don't fuck it up.

365. - Shit, shit, shit.

366. Bollocks.

367. - It's time for my team to go and film our scene

368. with our gorgeous director, Michelle Visage.

369. We're all feeling really confident about this.

370. - Welcome, Team Vivienne.

371. - Yes. - Yes.

372. - All right, let's take scene one.

373. Get into place. - Just like this.

374. - And action.

375. - Oi!

376. I missed the line. I'm sorry.

377. - Okay, cut.

378. You have some nerves you gotta get out?

379. - I'm good, I just completely forgot that line.

380. - Yeah? You got it? - Start from the top?

381. - And... action.

382. - After such a magnificent fete,

383. I suppose some tea would be reaching for the stars.

384. - I thought you'd never ask.

385. For starters, one more wrinkle on that face,

386. you'd pass for a prune.

387. - Cut, cut, cut.

388. So when you put on those reading glasses,

389. you know how we read.

390. Yes, because you are about to read.

391. Because reading is what?

392. - Fundamental. - Thank you.

393. - Mm-hmm. Okay.

394. - All right, here we go with scene two.

395. Sum Ting Wong. - Yes.

396. - Now you're going to start atop of our Brit Crew.

397. And action.

398. ♪ Help

399. - What on Earth is the matter, Lady Carey?

400. He's dead!

401. - Lord Growcock,

402. the generically handsome gentleman visitor

403. from Season Four—

404. Fuck, episode four, ugh.

405. I sound like Dick Van Dyke.

406. - Yes, you do. Sure do.

407. - What, Mary Poppins?

408. - The generically handsome— Fuck. Sorry.

409. - Where are you going? Where are you—

410. - Bloody hell. Get off.

411. Off! Get off!

412. Oh, bloody hell, dear. Ooh, that's enough.

413. "Much better."

414. - Is that better? - "Much better."

415. Baga, your line was "much better."

416. - Oh, my line was "much better." - Yeah.

417. - I thought you were saying I was much better. Oh.

418. - Yeah.

419. No, after you do it, you go, "Oh, much better."

420. - Oh, I thought you were saying I was much better.

421. - No—I got that.

422. - Ooh, bloody hell.

423. Much better.

424. Do you not go to the Pauline Quirke acting school?

425. No, I'd rather go to the Baga Chipz one, thank you.

426. - Let's take it from the top. And action.

427. - What am I to do?

428. One moment he was alive,

429. and it was the best time of his life.

430. Sorry.

431. Bollocks.

432. I'm standing in front of Michelle, and then pblblbl.

433. - Say the line. Tell me now.

434. - The line is, "Oh, Vicky, what am I supposed to do?"

435. Can I get the line? Sorry, I miffed it.

436. - "One minute."

437. - Shit. Shit, shit, shit. Fuck. Bollocks.

438. - It's a really funny line. - Okay.

439. - So don't fuck it up.

440. Here we go. - Yes.

441. - Action.

442. - One moment he was alive,

443. living the time of his life between my—

444. Did I miss that?

445. - Come on, girl, get with it.

446. - Here we go. This is the last one.

447. - Cool. - And... action.

448. - Sorry, what line was I starting with?

449. I want the ground to open up and swallow me whole,

450. because this is going so bad.

451. - All right, ladies, thank you.

452. - Sum Ting's really struggling.

453. If they go down, I'm going down with them.

454. - Now it's time

455. for my team shoot with Michelle Visage.

456. I'm freaking here.

457. She, like, properly scares me.

458. - Welcome, Team Scaredy Kat.

459. - Hi. - Yes.

460. - All right, ladies, here we go. Action.

461. - Your newspaper, milady.

462. - That's Dame— that's Countess—

463. Oh, apologies.

464. - Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.

465. - That's Dowager Countess— Sorry.

466. - Cheryl, she has the voice and she has the eyes,

467. but does she know her lines?

468. No, she fucking doesn't.

469. - The old mare dropped dead when she discovered Lady Carey

470. had been sleeping with one of her servants.

471. - And cut.

472. Lady Kylie, what accent did you have planned?

473. American, British, what?

474. - I was thinking I would do British.

475. - Would your character speak in a British accent,

476. or would she speak in an American accent?

477. - Shit, that isn't how I rehearsed this.

478. - Whether it's British or American, Crystal,

479. connect with it. - Will do.

480. - Your choice.

481. Okay, we're gonna move on to scene two.

482. - Oh! - Flipping 'eck.

483. What's all this racket, Lady Edie?

484. Pull theeself together, lass.

485. - Oh! Oh!

486. - Divina has many, many, many, many years of acting behind her,

487. and you can tell.

488. She is absolutely slaying this.

489. - Characterisation is great.

490. You're there, You've got it.

491. I would even lay on a thicker accent.

492. - Okay. - Go for it.

493. And... action.

494. - Mrs. Moo, it's happened again.

495. Why is my life so terrible?

496. I'm giving annoying, moaney, pathetic bitch,

497. and I think I'm working it.

498. - Oh.

499. Oh.

500. - Oh.

501. - Scaredy's whining.

502. Thank you. Next, bitch.

503. Pull yourself together, lass!

504. - Oh!

505. - And cut.

506. So, Lady Edie, we know that she's pathetic,

507. but she should have some levels. - Okay.

508. - Because right now, I would slap you if I was Mrs. Moo.

509. - Okay.

510. - All right, now, ladies, this is your final scene.

511. - It's this telegram from your energy provider.

512. Apparently, you've failed to pay—

513. Sorry, line?

514. - "Apparently, you've failed to pay the manor's candle supply."

515. - Apparently, you've failed to pay

516. the manor's candle supply for 10 years,

517. and have worked— Sorry, line.

518. - "And have racked up huge debts of hundreds of pounds."

519. - And have racked up debt...

520. Please, these lines come out of my head, please!

521. - Do you wanna do that line for me, Blu?

522. - Yeah, yeah, of course.

523. It's this telegram from your energy provider.

524. Apparently you racked up debts, huge debts,

525. of hundreds of pounds.

526. Apparently, you've failed to— Sorry.

527. Apparently, you've failed to pay the—the manor's candle supply—

528. - Cut!

529. - I'm just finding the whole thing really frustrating.

530. - That's a wrap.

531. - Like, I'm the strongest by a bloody country mile.

532. It's really hard to deliver as good a performance as you can

533. when you're looking at people floundering.

534. - See you on the main stage.

535. - Oh, my God, kill me.

536. - Coming up...

537. - I could see you were a nervous wreck.

538. - And, like, why don't you tell her

539. how you really feel, girl? Jesus.

540. And I think you're a little bitch, actually.

541. A mean little horrible little bitch.

542. Start your engines!

543. - It's elimination day.

544. I'm really excited to see our scene.

545. I think we were actually quite good,

546. and I'm just hoping to the gods

547. that the other team did shit.

548. - All right, girls, let's bring it to the runway.

549. Runway, run, run!

550. Because I need to get ready, for fuck's sake, right?

551. - Yeah, I need to get ready.

552. - Um, and how did you feel about yesterday?

553. - Shit.

554. - And after our performance yesterday, I'm worried.

555. I think it's gonna be me in the bottom.

556. Maybe Sum Ting Wong. She looks nervous.

557. But, yeah, I'm just worried about myself right now.

558. Do you know what it was—

559. and I felt so confident in here walking around.

560. I felt like, oh, my gosh, I have this.

561. Like, I'm gonna go in and show them something

562. that they didn't expect from me. - Yeah.

563. - But I just couldn't remember.

564. As soon as I saw Michelle, it was, like, out of my head.

565. Hopefully we just can work it out.

566. - Right, let's go make up.

567. - Right, I suppose we should get ready.

568. - Yeah, if we're gonna be lip syncing.

569. - Good luck, girl. - Yeah, you too, babe.

570. - To be honest, I feel good.

571. - What?

572. - I feel good.

573. - What did you honestly think of me?

574. - Blu, I'm not gonna lie.

575. I could see you were a nervous wreck.

576. - Okay.

577. - And, like, did you—

578. Did you not hear me being like, "breathe."

579. - Yeah. - "Breathe." Like—

580. - Why don't you tell her how you really feel, girl? Jesus.

581. - I know.

582. - If you can't be honest with your friends—

583. - Well, I think you're a little bitch, actually.

584. A mean little horrible little bitch.

585. - Aah!

586. - I'm trying to concentrate on me face,

587. and all up in here is Cheryl, blah, blah, blah.

588. It's like, girl, we know you're here.

589. Sit the fuck down.

590. Wind your neck, ride it.

591. - Cheryl's really getting on my nerves.

592. - Cheryl.

593. - She's being over-dramatic over everything.

594. - Yeah. I think it is just lack of self-awareness.

595. I don't think she realises how she's being.

596. - You know, even all these American sayings,

597. I don't think— UK queens wouldn't say.

598. - Yeah. - Like "y'all."

599. - But, I mean, she is like that in real life.

600. - Is she? - Yeah.

601. - Because, I've never met her in real life,

602. but I haven't really seen anything

603. that's, like, crazy amazing. - Yeah.

604. - Well, time will tell, girl. - Mm-hmm.

605. - Time will tell.

606. - So Scaredy? - Yeah?

607. - Does your family know you're bisexual?

608. Have you come out to them?

609. - Not really.

610. I mean, I think they just kind of presume, you know,

611. I'm a little bit different. - Okay.

612. - I wouldn't even really call it "bi."

613. I just, like, go out with anyone I fall in love with, really.

614. - Yeah, yeah. - You know?

615. - That makes sense. - But honestly,

616. my sexuality is my girlfriend.

617. I don't want to be with anyone else.

618. - I really envy the kids these days, you know?

619. It's so much easier for them to come out

620. and talk about it openly.

621. I'm only 10 years older than them,

622. but it was still really hard to do it back then.

623. I didn't come out until I was, like, 25.

624. Because I think when you are black

625. and, you know, being gay is—

626. especially when you're of the Caribbean era,

627. like, it's just not the thing.

628. - Really? - Oh, yeah.

629. Like, it's a different—

630. You know, you think homophobia's bad here,

631. but over there it's like a different level.

632. - Really? - For sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.

633. It's a different level. - I did not know that.

634. - Obviously, your parents know you do drag, I'm assuming.

635. - Nope. - What?

636. - Nope, nope, nope, nope.

637. - Like, I don't have the heart to tell him.

638. I think it's a cultural thing.

639. Do you get what I mean? - Right.

640. They're quite traditional, then. - Yeah.

641. It's just a little different, being first-generation Chinese.

642. I was around about 12 years old,

643. and I told my dad that I was gay,

644. and he just didn't acknowledge it.

645. So we haven't brought it up since.

646. Now our relationship's a bit weird

647. because I still love my mum and dad,

648. but I just keep this side of my life away from them.

649. - So what are you scared of?

650. - I don't want to throw it in their face

651. and be like, aah, look, you've got a gay son.

652. Aah, look, he's dressed as a woman as a job.

653. - Right.

654. - A—They don't know I'm a drag queen.

655. They still think I work as a marketing exec

656. at some company in London.

657. B—They don't know I'm gay.

658. C—Don't know that I live with my partner of five years.

659. So having that side of my life

660. completely cut away from my mum and dad

661. feels like I'm not letting them enjoy my successes as well.

662. - But that's kind of one of the reasons

663. why I wanted to go on the show.

664. - So you can show that you've got the proof.

665. - Yeah.

666. - And, like, the idea of possibly going home today,

667. it would be all for nothing in my eyes.

668. My mum and dad, they have given so much of their lives

669. to make sure I had the best chance I could,

670. and all I wanna do is make them proud.

671. - To be honest, if you wanna—

672. if you want them to feel that kind of love and respect

673. for your talent and whatnot, you don't even need a show.

674. You're enough, I think.

675. - Yeah.

676. - I love you.

677. - Love you.

678. - Coming up...

679. - Tonight, this is my favourite look.

680. - Really a job well done.

681. - What the hell have you done with your makeup?

682. - And what? - Whoo!

683. - Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race UK."

684. A scene-stealer who never misses her mark,

685. Michelle Visage.

686. - Mark? Who's Mark?

687. And a national treasure, Dame Graham Norton.

688. - Thank you.

689. - Do you watch a lot of dramas?

690. - I binge. I binge box sets.

691. They're boxes of wine, but I binge.

692. - And the stark raving brilliant Maisie Williams.

693. - It's so nice of you to bring the show to my doorstep, Ru.

694. - This week, we challenged our queens

695. to act up in a very British period drama, "Downton Draggy."

696. And on the runway, category is Bond Girl Glamourama.

697. Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.

698. - First up, The Vivienne is Serena Shart.

699. Code name: IBS.

700. - Ooh.

701. - Sound familiar? - Yes.

702. Anyone know the closest toilet?

703. - I'm Serena Shart.

704. Bond's probably had a go of her,

705. but she's probably gonna kill him.

706. - Put some Grace in your face.

707. - Grace Jones is a huge inspiration for this look.

708. She is a powerful woman, and I am a powerful drag queen.

709. - Michelle, I wouldn't pull Serena Shart's "Goldfinger."

710. Up next, Sum Ting Wong is May Ting.

711. - Can anyone else see her muff?

712. - My name is May Ting,

713. mastered in the arts of "tae kwon do she better don't."

714. - Oh. - Oh!

715. - Oh, my God, she's Thunder-bald.

716. - Who needs hair when you look this good?

717. - Back rolls.

718. - Back rolls do show. I don't care,

719. because I'm 80 stone stomping down that runway,

720. and I feel like a supermodel.

721. - I suppose it's May Ting season.

722. - Exactly.

723. - Up next, Vinegar Strokes is Mrs. F Tits.

724. Is there a joke in there somewhere?

725. - My name is Mrs. F Tits, Miss Fondlema Tits.

726. I am serving founder of TITS,

727. the Tottenham Institute of Terrorist Stylings.

728. I am sexy and confident and a total bitch.

729. - Double-ho-seven.

730. - Yes.

731. - Baga Chipz is Lazer Minnelli.

732. But is it Lazer with a "Z" or Laser with an "S?"

733. - I've got my black tuxedo on.

734. I am gonna kill you with these jazz hands.

735. - Hah! - This one's for mama!

736. - My lasers are gonna come out of my nipples,

737. my tuppence, and my fingers.

738. I've got my bowler hat.

739. I'm gonna be throwing it like Oddjob.

740. Mama!

741. - Cheryl Hole is 00Dipshit.

742. - The name's Cheryl Hole,

743. but they also know me as 00Dipshit.

744. I am serving you Met Gala realness.

745. But when it comes down to business—

746. - Ooh! - Oh!

747. - Bam, bam, real!

748. - The spy who tucked me.

749. - The dress is off,

750. and I'm ready to kick some tush.

751. - Oh, that is careless gun control.

752. - Come on, judges, eat this gold pussy up.

753. - It's a gun.

754. - Crystal is Wanda Whipper.

755. - Wanda Whipper is hiding in plain sight.

756. Ooh, what's behind that newspaper?

757. - Oh! - James Bond?

758. Try James Bondage.

759. - Oh, this old thing?

760. - Oh, this is whipped.

761. - Ooh! - Ooh!

762. - You've been a bad boy.

763. - I'm cracking my whip.

764. Maisie Williams looks like she's gonna lose an eye.

765. I love it.

766. - Oh! - Her crack is mighty.

767. - Yes.

768. - Her stomach's tied up in knots.

769. - Very good.

770. - Up next, Scaredy Kat is Kitty Rouge.

771. - Kitty Rouge?

772. I think you mean Amelia Ear-shart.

773. - Bonjour. It is me, Kitty Rouge.

774. I love to fight bad guys, and more importantly

775. partake in long, hard sexual intercourse.

776. - Oh.

777. - I can see me in her panties.

778. - I think the judges are loving what I'm doing.

779. I've just flashed them all the good stuff,

780. and I'm feeling great.

781. - Michelle, I think I can see her "Golden Eye."

782. - You can? - Yes.

783. - Oh, there it is.

784. - Divina De Campo is Paris Eatemall.

785. - Ooh. - Ooh.

786. - I am stomping down that runway,

787. and I am bringing with me

788. some sexy assassin, femme fatale, bitch-on-heat.

789. - What's happening? - What? Oh.

790. - Oh. Is that a butter knife?

791. - What's she gonna do with that?

792. - Spread 'em.

793. - And I've got my little knives,

794. I'm taking the enemy's throat out,

795. and then I'm turning around and feeling all of my body,

796. because I love it!

797. - Paris Eatemall. But does she swallow?

798. Blu Hydrangea is Triple Tatas.

799. For your thighs only.

800. - Yes!

801. - My name is Triple Tatas.

802. Most Bond girls have 007 in the palm of their hand.

803. I have him in the palm of my titties.

804. - Ru, it's milking time.

805. - Oh, yes.

806. - I am serving tits, tits, tits across the board.

807. I am the Bond girl from the future.

808. - Is it semi-skimmed or clotted cream?

809. - I may have been weak in the challenge,

810. but I am showing my personality on this runway.

811. - From Russia with jugs.

812. - Coming up...

813. - I think this runway look is brilliant.

814. - It just wasn't delivering.

815. - Are you surprised that you're in the bottom?

816. - That's A-level drama right there.

817. Welcome, ladies.

818. It's time for the world debut of "Downton Draggy,"

819. starring Team The Vivienne.

820. - Oi!

821. - You rang, milady?

822. - That's Dowager Countess Dame Craggy Smith of Grimsby.

823. How honourable of you, gracing us with your presence

824. after such a magnificent fete.

825. I suppose some tea would be reaching for the stars.

826. - Oh, I thought you'd never ask.

827. Well, for starters, another wrinkle in that face

828. and you could pass for a prune, mm-hmm.

829. - Not the American kind, you nincompoop.

830. - Oh! Oh, forgive me!

831. Eat shit and die.

832. - Ex-squeeze-me, Mrs. Scrouse?

833. - Oh, I said, look, a fly.

834. - Where? - Oh, it's on you!

835. - Oh! - Let me get it for you.

836. Okay, milady, yes, oh. Oh!

837. Oh!

838. Aah!

839. - Good day, milady.

840. ♪ Help

841. Oh, oh.

842. - What on Earth's the matter, Lady Carey?

843. Oh, Becky, he's dead!

844. - Who?

845. - I don't know him.

846. Lord, um, uh...

847. - Dickey Growcock, the generically handsome

848. gentleman visitor from episode four.

849. - One moment he was between my legs,

850. living the time of his life, and the next, he's dead!

851. Oh, wait a second.

852. It's written in my contract

853. that I must always be shot from the left.

854. Now where was I?

855. He's dead, I tell you!

856. Oh!

857. Yes, come through, choppy bob.

858. - Don't worry, Lady Carey, I'll sort it out.

859. Oh, bloody hell.

860. Get off. Ooh, get off.

861. Ooh, bloody hell, dear.

862. Ooh, get in the carpet, luv.

863. I've got to go clean the chimneys, dear.

864. Get into the carpet, Chip.

865. Ooh, that's enough.

866. Much better!

867. - Oh! Oh!

868. Help me, you idiots!

869. I can't die like this!

870. I'm the... headliner!

871. Oh!

872. Aah! Oh!

873. - Ooh!

874. - Well, who will be heir to Downton Draggy now?

875. - Spoiler alert. It's me, bitches!

876. - What? - What?

877. - Becky the maid? - Becky the maid?

878. - They actually call me Becky with the Good Hair.

879. Hey!

880. Look. I've got Lady Carey's will.

881. It wasn't just the Brit Crew she was working her way through.

882. - Are you trying to imply that Lady Carey was a—

883. - A lesbian!

884. And she couldn't get enough of me.

885. Ooh, yeah.

886. - No, not that.

887. It's much more shocking than that.

888. Lady Carey was sleeping with a...

889. A poor person!

890. Aah!

891. - Ooh.

892. Come on, Becky.

893. - Yes!

894. - Much better!

895. - Yay! - Whoo!

896. - It really is the golden age of television, isn't it?

897. Up next, Team Scaredy Kat.

898. - Oi! Servant girl!

899. - Grandmama, must you get so upset?

900. You know what happened to your cousin.

901. - The old mare died of shock after discovering Lady Carey

902. had been sleeping with one of her servants.

903. It was quite the scandal.

904. - Where are my papers?

905. - Your newspaper, milady.

906. - That's Dowager Countess Dame Judy Dense of Slough to you!

907. - Ooh!

908. - Idiot. - Idiot.

909. - Flipping 'eck, what's all this racket about, Lady Edie?

910. - Mrs. Moo, why is my life so terrible?

911. - Pull yourself together, lass!

912. What is it?

913. - It's this letter from Lord Cockamouth.

914. He dumped me!

915. How am I to be married?

916. There's just no men here.

917. - It's the budget cuts.

918. Male actors cost so much more money,

919. even the crap ones.

920. Anyway, we're all suffering.

921. I haven't even got a proper wig. Look.

922. This is just a bit of weave sewn into me cap.

923. - And what would you know?

924. Common people don't have problems.

925. - Oh, get out!

926. Leave me on my own! Oh.

927. Oh.

928. - Milady, milady, I have urgent news.

929. It's this telegram from your energy provider.

930. Apparently you've failed to pay the manor's candle supply

931. for the last 10 years!

932. And have racked up debts of hundreds of pounds!

933. - How preposterous!

934. You stupid girl!

935. - Ugh! - We hardly use candles.

936. Oh.

937. - Yes! Grandmama, come check out how lit I am.

938. Oh, this lighting is everything.

939. - I prefer shade myself, but what does this all mean?

940. - It means we're penniless.

941. Broke. Skint. Poor.

942. - Oh!

943. - Milady, presenting Lord Willingbottom.

944. - Damn! - Damn!

945. - If none of youse want to take him upstairs,

946. I'll take him downstairs, that's for sure.

947. - Lord Willingbottom, we're having egg soup this evening.

948. Can you guess how I like my eggs?

949. Fertilised.

950. - Dinner is served. Tuck in.

951. - This looks just divine.

952. Mmm, mmm.

953. - She's gagging!

954. - Why are they all gagging so?

955. We serve them soup for every supper.

956. - Flipping 'eck, they're all dead!

957. But 'ow?

958. - All right, let's just say

959. I've been sitting on a little secret.

960. I did it for you, Mrs. Moo.

961. Now get your fat ass over here and gimme a kiss.

962. - Oh, Michelle!

963. - Good job, ladies.

964. Now I've made some decisions.

965. Coming up...

966. - I saw you really shine.

967. - You could have gone further and you could have done more.

968. - It still kind of ended up one note.

969. - Now based on your performances in "Downton Draggy"

970. and your runway presentations,

971. I've made some decisions.

972. Team The Vivienne is the winning team.

973. - Oh, my God. Oh.

974. - Con-drag-ulations.

975. And one of you earned top billing.

976. Baga Chipz, con-drag-ulations.

977. You are the winner of this week's challenge.

978. - Oh, my God.

979. Yes, mama!

980. - You've won the prestigious RuPeter badge.

981. - Wear it with pride.

982. - I can't believe it.

983. But I feel much better.

984. - And the rest of Team The Vivienne is safe.

985. - Whew. - Thank you.

986. - You may leave the stage.

987. - Thank you. - I'm safe!

988. I get to live another day!

989. - Team Scaredy Kat, I'm sorry, my dears,

990. but you are all up for elimination.

991. Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

992. First up, Cheryl Hole.

993. - I thought when you did the runway,

994. I saw you really shine.

995. I kind of thought, wow, this is what she does.

996. - Dowager Countess Dame Judy Dense of Slough.

997. - You stupid girl! - Ugh!

998. - You did a really good job with it.

999. - I sort of disagree with Michelle.

1000. Because I thought you gave yourself a hard role.

1001. I felt you might have been better

1002. in one of the other roles. - You know, having a role

1003. that really sort of ties everyone together

1004. can be done horribly very easily, and you didn't do that.

1005. But you could have gone further, and you could have done more.

1006. - So, Cheryl, are you surprised that you guys are in the bottom?

1007. - I think seeing how well they all delivered—

1008. well, most of them delivered—

1009. I'm just being honest. I've gotta be honest here.

1010. - A little shade.

1011. Who do you think did not deliver in the other scene?

1012. - I love her, but Sum Ting was a bit weak in that group.

1013. Mariah Carey? More like Mariah Scary.

1014. - Up next, Crystal. - Hiya.

1015. - I'm gonna talk about your Lady Kylie.

1016. It just wasn't delivering.

1017. But once we got to the table,

1018. that's when you were really shining.

1019. - I really liked that look to the camera you did.

1020. - It was quite the scandal.

1021. - And I think this runway look is brilliant.

1022. - I thought your look tonight was terrifying,

1023. but in the best possible way. - I saw you jump.

1024. - Did you tie all those knots?

1025. - Of course I did. I learned for the show.

1026. I made the entire look, actually.

1027. - Did you really? - Yeah.

1028. - Thank you, Crystal.

1029. All right, Scaredy Kat.

1030. - Tonight, this is my favourite look.

1031. - Really? - Yeah.

1032. It's like if Wes Anderson did a Bond movie,

1033. and I would totally watch that. - Lady Edie.

1034. So we had a little discussion about trying to layer it,

1035. and it still kind of ended up one note.

1036. - Oh.

1037. I thought I did better than I actually did, so there you go.

1038. That's A-level drama, right there.

1039. - It's only week two, but I'm going to ask

1040. if you're always going to paint your face like a cat.

1041. - Did you ever consider doing Lady Edie with other makeup?

1042. - Um, not massively, no.

1043. - As a character choice, it seems really odd.

1044. Like to the point where you expected

1045. one of the other characters to start going

1046. "What the hell have you done with your makeup?"

1047. - Up next, Divina.

1048. - Mrs. Moo, you were really fun to watch.

1049. Even in the moments that we were on them at the table,

1050. you were active and you were connected.

1051. So it was really a job well done.

1052. - I loved the transformation between Mrs. Moo and this.

1053. Of everybody, it's the biggest, like,

1054. wow, that's the same person.

1055. - I think tonight you looked really beautiful.

1056. I just wish you had a bigger dagger.

1057. - It's a common complaint.

1058. - It was interesting watching your character,

1059. because there was something that you added to it

1060. that was really, really lovely work.

1061. - Thank you.

1062. - What did you think, having seen it?

1063. - Uh... oh.

1064. I was not gonna be this person.

1065. I still feel like there was a lot

1066. that I should have squeezed in there.

1067. There was so much more in there

1068. that I could have got out of her,

1069. and there was so much that fell flat.

1070. But I've gotten to a point in my career

1071. where I feel like I need to push myself,

1072. so that's why I'm here.

1073. - Yeah.

1074. - And I, um...

1075. I don't feel like I've arrived yet.

1076. - Well, you're here, and you're here

1077. because you earned your spot in this competition.

1078. And the acting job you did in this challenge was fantastic.

1079. - Thank you.

1080. - All right, up next, Blu Hydrangea.

1081. - This look, so strong.

1082. You know, a really bold choice.

1083. There's, you know, no reason for it, but three tits.

1084. Three tits are always gonna get our attention.

1085. - Yes.

1086. - That's it, right?

1087. - In the acting challenge,

1088. you kind of fell into the background a little bit,

1089. which was a real shame.

1090. - I think the problem was

1091. I'm not really sure who Poor Michelle was.

1092. For me, you were a little bit lost.

1093. - Yeah. - I forgot you.

1094. - Yeah, I still feel, like, nervous, I guess.

1095. Because I'm not from here.

1096. I just feel like I still haven't even got to know people

1097. or get to be myself, because I just feel alone.

1098. - Well, Blu, this is a sisterhood.

1099. You come out of your shell, they'll come out of theirs.

1100. - I know, yeah.

1101. - Just remember, three boobs, zero fucks.

1102. - That's it.

1103. - All right, ladies.

1104. I think we've heard enough.

1105. While you untuck in the workroom,

1106. the judges and I will deliberate.

1107. Coming up...

1108. - So what did you say?

1109. - Everybody was good. Well, most was good.

1110. And I—

1111. - So this is damage control.

1112. - Well...

1113. - Right, so we won. Who do you think

1114. is in the bottom two on their team?

1115. - Of that team, Cheryl's gonna be in the bottom two.

1116. Who here knows Cheryl? I know Cheryl.

1117. - I'm having an issue with Cheryl's vibe at the moment.

1118. I feel like she's bringing Alyssa Edwards and Gemma Collins

1119. into the room, but I'm not seeing Cheryl Hole.

1120. I don't know who he— I don't know who he or she is.

1121. - We know her.

1122. - I've never met the girl,

1123. but I can tell straightaway I haven't met her yet.

1124. - Well, that was what it was.

1125. - Whew.

1126. - I have to say this.

1127. - Hiya. - Hiya, girls. Sit here.

1128. - Oh. Okay, first things first.

1129. I wanna address something.

1130. - Who put 50 pence in Cheryl?

1131. - So they asked us on the main stage,

1132. they were like, "So how'd you think the other team did?"

1133. And I was like, "They were really good—

1134. well, most of them."

1135. And then I just had to say— just because—

1136. - Blu is upset, Divina's upset, Scaredy's probably upset,

1137. and Cheryl's talking about one throwaway comment

1138. she made on the main stage.

1139. Shut up!

1140. - So what did you say?

1141. - Oh, I just said, "Everybody was good.

1142. Well, most was good."

1143. And I—

1144. - So this is damage control.

1145. - Well...

1146. - But on the flip side of that, we're all talking about you,

1147. and I was saying how we feel that we don't see you.

1148. I feel it's not genuine, do you know what I mean?

1149. - I don't feel like I've met Cheryl yet.

1150. - Really? - Wow.

1151. Here's Pandora's Box.

1152. Let's just take the lid off.

1153. - Vinegar, I wanna know—because we've worked together—

1154. - For these past couple of weeks we've been here,

1155. I feel like I've been a bit like that,

1156. because I feel like I haven't seen Cheryl Hole,

1157. the person I know from home.

1158. - To be honest, I've just—

1159. I do feel really overwhelmed being here.

1160. Yeah, I play up.

1161. We're all human, but when we're in drag,

1162. it's that element of stepping yourself up.

1163. I knew I was not being myself like I am right now

1164. because I was too scared to let my guard down.

1165. Like, hello, there's nine of us here.

1166. It was 10, and, like, you wanna stand out.

1167. We're all switching it on.

1168. We're all trying to amp it up and be show-offs,

1169. because, like, you've got to stand out

1170. or you stand in the shadows.

1171. - I just feel like if you wanna stand out, just be you.

1172. - Be yourself.

1173. - And that stands out amongst everybody.

1174. - I'm not here for them, I'm here for me.

1175. I want to be the star that I am.

1176. I'm a fucking star.

1177. I am a star.

1178. - But listen, there are some girls who are

1179. having a hard time, so I think we should—

1180. - Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.

1181. - Yeah, get off me, please.

1182. - How did everyone's critique go?

1183. - I'm quite shocked at how emotional I was about it,

1184. because I don't feel like I'm here yet.

1185. - Blu, how about you?

1186. - I just feel really overwhelmed.

1187. I feel like I just— I just miss everyone at home.

1188. - Can I say something to you?

1189. You said on the main stage

1190. that you felt really isolated and like you were an outsider.

1191. Can I just let you know

1192. that I think we're all feeling that way?

1193. - I just feel like I'm alone.

1194. - You're never alone.

1195. - I just feel really boring.

1196. I feel like I miss my partner.

1197. - You are far from boring! - You sat there with three tits!

1198. - We love the bones on you, so stop crying.

1199. - Here's to Blu. Love you, Blu.

1200. - What is going on?

1201. Blu's crying, everyone's slagging off Cheryl,

1202. and I think I'm gonna be lip syncing tonight.

1203. I'm shitting myself.

1204. - All right, now just between us squirrel-friends,

1205. what do you think?

1206. Cheryl Hole.

1207. - I couldn't quite believe that strong personality

1208. had given so little in "Downton Draggy."

1209. - And I actually liked it,

1210. because it made me laugh because it was so bad.

1211. - You know, she's from Essex,

1212. and her runway presentation

1213. didn't stray that far from the Essex aesthetic.

1214. - She could have put a real twist on it, and she didn't.

1215. - I think she was trying to give us Ursula Andress,

1216. and we got Ursula A Mess.

1217. - Oh, you've been saving that up.

1218. - Crystal.

1219. - Tonight on the runway, my favourite look.

1220. The makeup was gorgeous.

1221. - Seemed so at odds with Lady Kylie.

1222. I must say, her armpit hair as Lady Kylie,

1223. you kind of thought, is that a plot device?

1224. - I guess that's her thing.

1225. - I think it's like

1226. a very progressive way of becoming a queen.

1227. - Scaredy Kat.

1228. - I loved her look tonight.

1229. It was just really different to the other girls.

1230. - As Lady Edie, she wasn't able to do anything

1231. apart from the one kind of Sad Sack moment.

1232. - It's just one note.

1233. - If you can vomit and not get a laugh,

1234. that's hard to do.

1235. But she vomited in a really just unfunny way,

1236. like, oh, there you go.

1237. - Divina De Campo.

1238. - I thought she was incredible.

1239. My favourite part of the entire scene.

1240. I liked seeing her honesty and vulnerability

1241. with how tough she is on herself.

1242. - I didn't quite know why

1243. she took herself to that place over this challenge.

1244. - I would imagine she was anticipating

1245. this show to be here for how many years,

1246. her getting on it, and then she saw that performance

1247. and thought that wasn't good enough for me.

1248. - I think it would be a real shame

1249. if that emotion starts to, you know, hold her back.

1250. - Blu Hydrangea.

1251. - A lot of times, she was forgetting her lines.

1252. - She did really blend into the background.

1253. I can't really remember much of her performance at all.

1254. - But she had a great look. It was funny.

1255. Having dropped the ball on this challenge,

1256. if she's here next week,

1257. she will pick up the ball and run with it.

1258. - Silence. I've made my decision.

1259. Bring back my Bond girls.

1260. - Welcome back, ladies. I've made some decisions.

1261. Divina De Campo.

1262. You're safe.

1263. - Thank you very much.

1264. - Scaredy Kat.

1265. Your performance this week

1266. left us shaken, not stirred.

1267. I'm sorry, my dear, but you're up for elimination.

1268. Crystal.

1269. You're safe.

1270. - Thank you.

1271. - Cheryl Hole, you have a winning personality.

1272. We need to see more of that in the challenges.

1273. Blu Hydrangea.

1274. You made it here.

1275. Now it's time to blossom.

1276. Cheryl Hole.

1277. You will die another day.

1278. You're safe.

1279. - You may join the other girls.

1280. - Thank you so much.

1281. - Blu, my dear, I'm sorry, but you are up for elimination.

1282. - I am ready to fight to stay in the competition.

1283. I am gonna skin this cat.

1284. - Two queens stand before me.

1285. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

1286. and save yourself from elimination.

1287. The time has come...

1288. for you to lip sync...

1289. for your life!

1290. - So I've never actually performed before,

1291. properly on a stage.

1292. But bring it on, girl.

1293. And may the best Scaredy Kat win.

1294. - Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1295. - Ow! - Oh!

1296. - Ladies, I've made my decision.

1297. Blu Hydrangea, shantay you stay.

1298. - Thank you.

1299. Thank you.

1300. - You may join the other girls.

1301. - Whew.

1302. - Scaredy, they say cats have nine lives,

1303. and I know we haven't seen the last of you yet.

1304. Now sashay away.

1305. - Thank you.

1306. It wasn't a bad first gig.

1307. Feels a bit shit, but I'm quite proud of myself.

1308. I think I've proven that, you know,

1309. you don't have to be gay to do this.

1310. I'm 19 now,

1311. but God knows what's gonna happen in the future.

1312. Maybe even I'll end up in Hollywood.

1313. Stay tuned.

1314. - Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

1315. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

1316. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

1317. Can I get an "amen" up in here?

1318. - Amen! - Amen!

1319. - All right, now let the music play.

1320. - Next time, on "RuPaul's Drag Race UK"...

1321. For this week's maxi-challenge,

1322. you need to create high-fashion looks

1323. using random items from this car boot sale.

1324. - I'm getting high off this glue.

1325. - Your design aesthetic

1326. is sort of, kind of, um...

1327. it's kind of, um, uh...

1328. - Her looks are a mess.

1329. - You look gorgeous.

1330. I think you're fabulous.

1331. - You feel like almost

1332. it doesn't matter what she's wearing.

1333. - Oh, it matters.

1334. - What?