RuPaul's Drag Race UK 1x1

1. People of the United Kingdom,

2. your queen has arrived.

3. It's time to show off the finest

4. charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent in all the land.

5. So God save the queens,

6. because they're gonna need all the help they can get.

7. - Baga Chipz here, queen of the bad sausage.

8. And I love to be covered in daddy sauce.

9. I'm Baga Chipz, MBA.

10. I love gin and tonic, "Coronation Street,"

11. and a good old shag.

12. I grew up in the black country,

13. in a town called West Bromwich, near Birmingham.

14. Baga Chipz is always brassy blonde,

15. big, massive knockers, knickers on show.

16. Yeah, she's a right trollop.

17. Where the fuck is everyone?

18. Oh, my God, I'm on me own.

19. Weh, Baga's here, weh-hey!

20. The biggest thing I'm gonna bring to the table

21. is my personality, my live vocals, my uniqueness.

22. I'm unique as fuck, mate.

23. Ooh, it's in me minge. Ooh.

24. Well, I'm known on the UK drag scene

25. for being a bit of a gobshite.

26. Everybody knows me.

27. I'm a bit like thrush.

28. You can't get rid of me.

29. God, I'm shitting my knickers. Aah!

30. I'm not famous, I'm infamous.

31. Oh, I wonder who's gonna come in?

32. Probably shagged half of 'em.

33. - I'm ready to paint the town Blu.

34. - Oh, my God. Ham.

35. - I'm Blu Hydrangea, and I'm the queen of the makeup brush

36. from Northern Ireland.

37. I describe my drag style

38. as a school art project with legs.

39. How are you? - Oh, how are you?

40. - My drag is crazy, fun, eclectic, really bright.

41. I'm totally inspired by cosplay,

42. but always creative, always colourful,

43. and always 100% Blu.

44. - Where are you from, Scotland?

45. - No, Northern Ireland.

46. - Oh, Northern Ireland. - Yeah.

47. A very small drag scene over there.

48. Back in Belfast, I perform up to four times a week,

49. and I'm probably one of the best queens there.

50. I'm gonna get in trouble for saying that.

51. - I can do Irish accents and all that.

52. - Okay, go on, you have to.

53. Can you do anything coil?

54. - Noi.

55. - Noi, that's it! - Noi.

56. - Noi. Get over here noi, noi.

57. - Oh noi way. Noi, that's it.

58. I am Generation Ru.

59. I have come from the era of queens

60. that watched "Drag Race" as kids and wanted to try it out.

61. I'm also the queen of Instagram.

62. The likes on social media

63. definitely do give me validation.

64. Love me!

65. I just wanna make some friends. - Yeah? Oh, yeah,

66. Oh, everyone's friendly, you know what I mean?

67. Even though we do get the odd twat in.

68. - Yeah.

69. Oh, my God.

70. - It's DDC on the BBC.

71. I hope we get that Season One filler.

72. My name's Divina De Campo,

73. and I'm 35, and I'm from Brighouse.

74. Three words that would sum up my drag

75. are classy, sassy, and a little bit brassy.

76. - You don't need any filters, babe.

77. - I think my drag is kind of the bridge

78. in between the old school and the new school.

79. Like to me, old school was very much about what you do,

80. and new school is about how you look.

81. I'm glad we've got an Irish queen.

82. - Ooh. - Yeah.

83. - You know, the luck of the Irish and all that.

84. - Well, yeah.

85. They're all wrecks all the time as well, just like us.

86. I dance, I act, I tell jokes very badly.

87. I can sew, I style wigs,

88. and I can sing in five languages in four and a half octaves

89. while doing the splits.

90. So there, bitch.

91. - I love this. - Thanks.

92. - DDC. - You know me, a plastic girl.

93. - Oh, you're the face of the BBC now.

94. - I think I'm quite well-known.

95. I mean, I've been on "The Voice,"

96. "The Real Housewives of Cheshire—"

97. "All Together Now" series one, "All Together Now" series two.

98. I was introducing, like, "The Simpsons" and stuff like that.

99. So, yeah, I'm pretty well-known.

100. - We need a good mummy to take care of us all, don't we?

101. - Well, they're gonna turn the fucking telly off.

102. - Grandmummy.

103. - I like how you looked at me when you said "grandmummy."

104. I'll remember that, Blu. Don't forget.

105. - Ooh, I love this.

106. - Everything that I've got, I have had to work for.

107. And just because I married an old rich man

108. who's gonna die soon doesn't mean that it was easy.

109. But maybe I am.

110. - Maybe she's born with it.

111. Maybe it's body dysmorphia.

112. I'm Crystal, and like my namesake,

113. I'm sparkly, transparent, and cheap.

114. Crystal is like a Jessica Rabbit parody of what sexy is.

115. A fusion of glam rock, comic books and superheroes,

116. and sci-fi and fantasy novels.

117. It's just one giant tit.

118. - Brilliant.

119. - Unicorns are out, unitits are in.

120. - Crystal, is that an accent that I'm detecting?

121. - I was born in Canada,

122. but I've been living in London for 10 years.

123. - Oh, wow. - Oh, wow.

124. - I represent East London drag,

125. which is a little bit more punk, a little bit more genderfuck,

126. kind of the alternative style of drag.

127. Well, I used to produce cabaret shows. I still do.

128. And I performed with the aerial circus.

129. - I don't wanna say my drag is cool drag, because...

130. you can't say you're cool and still be cool.

131. But..

132. Yeah, it's cool?

133. Fuck.

134. You're so gonna use that now.

135. - Ooh!

136. - Did somebody order delivery?

137. Because I'm about to take away the crown.

138. My name's Sum Ting Wong.

139. I'm 30, and I come from Birmingham.

140. I feel that my drag is glam, but on a budget,

141. 'cause I can't afford all the nice things,

142. so I make them all myself.

143. - You look fabulous!

144. - So do you.

145. I've never seen EastEnders look so glam.

146. - Oh, you bitch.

147. - I think the drag I represent is like showgirl,

148. but, like, modern showgirl.

149. I learnt everything from the older queens on the scene.

150. But it's the other side of that—

151. I love things like makeup and Ariana Grande.

152. So I'm like this monster of new drag now.

153. Ooh, I feel like a ravishing young woman.

154. - And what's your name?

155. - Sum Ting Wong.

156. - Oh, my God.

157. - The name "Sum Ting Wong" is a reclamation

158. of those little microaggressional, racist digs

159. that people give out.

160. And for the people who think my name is racist,

161. all I can say is...

162. me so sorry.

163. - Hold on to your knickers, girls.

164. The queen of Essex has arrived.

165. I'm Cheryl Hole. I'm 25 years old,

166. and every hole is a girl with Cheryl Hole.

167. Cheryl is known for her lip sync slaying,

168. death dropping, and turning the party girl.

169. A fringy minge.

170. - Hi, Cheryl. I'm Blu, nice to meet you.

171. - Hi, babes.

172. - I'm here to represent the Essex girls:

173. the glitz, the glam, sometimes the vajazzles,

174. and just, you know, show people

175. that we are polished, classy girls,

176. and not falling out of clubs. - Like, real talk.

177. Of everyone I've seen, you are the dancer.

178. - Well, I try my best.

179. I play to my strengths, and that's one of them.

180. - Do you have anything—

181. like do you take after Cheryl Cole in any way?

182. - Well, we do, like, the "Gals Aloud" show,

183. so I play Cheryl in that.

184. - Have you met her yet?

185. - No. We worked with Nadine.

186. Meeting Nadine, I was a joke. "Hi."

187. - I know. I look like her, don't I?

188. - Yes.

189. I have got the total package,

190. and I've got the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.

191. - Oh. - Wow.

192. - So this is what it looks like.

193. I'm Gothy Kendoll.

194. I'm 21, and I'm from Leicester.

195. - I thought I was gonna be the pretty one. Aah!

196. - Gothy Kendoll, Gothy Kendoll.

197. With my first outfit,

198. I am serving Gothy at her finest.

199. I would say that others would describe my drag

200. as quite dark, quite intimidating,

201. but also very fresh and unique.

202. - No offence. I feel like me and you

203. have, like, dropped the kids off at school.

204. - Yeah, exactly.

205. So how old are you? - 21.

206. - Oh!

207. - I'm not the youngest anymore.

208. - The kind of drag I don't represent

209. is the old battleaxes in pubs

210. that are just mean for the sake of it.

211. They're wearing a feather boa, a heart front wig and a gown,

212. and they're just boring.

213. - And what inspired this?

214. - So I'm a bit of a chav, so—

215. I thought I'd go for, like, a track suit.

216. Because my drag is so strong

217. and also seen as quite intimidating,

218. a lot of people would think that would reflect my boy self.

219. But I'm actually a bit geeky and quite introverted.

220. - I love the bun.

221. - Yeah, I went for the really big hair.

222. I thought I'd go with something a bit different.

223. What's that saying? You don't know if you don't try.

224. - I could do with fucking traffic cones.

225. - I didn't become just a little bit of a slag.

226. I became a total slag.

227. I'm Vinegar Strokes.

228. I'm 34 years old, and I'm from the Big Smoke,

229. which makes me a proper London lady.

230. Drag style? Well, there's a lot of animal print,

231. glamorous, with lots of humour.

232. I'm not afraid to go from gorgeous to minger.

233. So no one else is gonna do that.

234. - Oh, my God!

235. Oh, you fucking bitch, how are you?

236. I describe myself as a dragtor.

237. So that's an actor who does drag,

238. and a drag queen who acts.

239. - So what's your boy job? What do you do every day?

240. - So the boy job is basically a drag job.

241. On the West End,

242. "Everybody's Talking About Jamie."

243. - There's the plug. - It is a plug.

244. Sandra Bollocks me name, all right, darling?

245. - So you were working with Michelle?

246. - Yes. Yeah.

247. Working with the one and only.

248. - It's a family reunion.

249. - It was hilarious. I said to her,

250. "Oh, I'm probably going to audition for this."

251. "I can't help you.

252. Don't ask me no questions."

253. I was like, I won't ask you nothing,

254. but now that you said that,

255. I definitely won't ask you, so, yeah.

256. - The big girl just entered.

257. She brought the party and that wig.

258. - I could not believe that you just walked in.

259. - Yes. I had a feeling you'd be here, though.

260. I had a feeling.

261. - Why does everybody keep saying that?

262. - Because you've been talking about it for years.

263. - I'm Scaredy Kat.

264. I like playing with balls of yarn,

265. having a sleep in the sun,

266. and licking myself all over.

267. My drag is bold, it's creative, and it's a little bit arty,

268. a little bit conceptual, and a little bit fun.

269. - And how old are you? - I'm 19.

270. - Oh! - Oh, my God, oh, my God.

271. - Gothy, you're demoted. - Yes!

272. - How long have you been doing it?

273. - I've been doing it for 11 months.

274. - Oh! - Oh, my God.

275. - You've got some balls.

276. - Yeah. - Oh, my God.

277. - I know, ironically.

278. - Well, you look amazing for it. Gorgeous.

279. - Thank you very much, thank you.

280. - And what inspires all this?

281. - I've actually got a girlfriend.

282. I'm not actually gay.

283. - What? - Oh!

284. - Oh, my God.

285. - Oh, right.

286. Scaredy Kat really does like the pussy.

287. Do you perform?

288. - I've never performed before.

289. - What? - Oh, my God!

290. - This is where the pitchforks come out.

291. - I don't care about telling these girls

292. I've never performed before,

293. because Ru picked me, and I'm here for a reason.

294. - Does your girlfriend love what you do?

295. - Yeah, she's a drag queen as well, a bio queen.

296. - Oh, wow.

297. - Oh, come on! - Yeah.

298. - What's her name? - Keeping it in the family.

299. - Yeah, she's called Prissy Kat.

300. - That's so cute.

301. - You should have little drag babies coming out.

302. - Right? Right.

303. So, yes, I am a baby queen,

304. and yes, I am the youngest queen

305. to ever walk on to "Drag Race."

306. But I've got a lot to offer,

307. and I'm gonna fucking win it.

308. - Ooh!

309. - Yeah. - Oh!

310. - Don't get too comfy, girls.

311. This isn't gonna take two minutes.

312. My name is The Vivienne.

313. I'm 26 years old, and I'm from

314. a gorgeous little fishing village called Liverpool.

315. My drag is glamorous, polished, and stunning.

316. Baga, hello, love.

317. Oh, you look amazing.

318. The Vivienne, I came up with that

319. because I love Vivienne Westwood.

320. I wanted a really short and snappy name

321. without one of them tacky surnames.

322. So I came up with The Vivienne.

323. - How does it feel, coming here, being the Drag Ambassador?

324. - It's mad, because, like, I just don't want people

325. to think I'm here just because I don't—

326. 'cause I won the Ambassador as well.

327. About four years ago, I was crowned by RuPaul

328. as the UK Ambassador for "Drag Race."

329. But essentially that was just a little competition in a bar.

330. I am here because I deserve to be here.

331. There will be no special treatment.

332. But I'm still gonna slay everyone.

333. It's crazy to be seeing Ru again.

334. - Yeah. - Mm.

335. - I only saw him once,

336. so hopefully I can do it again.

337. - Now, I know she has every right to boast,

338. but there is a level of confidence

339. exuberating off The Vivienne,

340. and I'm a bit like, girl, you need to wipe down,

341. especially with that wipe-clean outfit.

342. - Guys, we are the cast

343. of Season One of "Drag Race UK."

344. - Whoo, girl.

345. - Here we go. Somebody's here.

346. - Ooh. Ru Mail.

347. - Her majesty done already done had herses.

348. - My royal subjects,

349. if you stay regal, you ain't got to get regal.

350. So take a lesson from her majesty the queen,

351. and walk into the race purse first.

352. Now keep calm and carry on,

353. or heads will roll.

354. - Oh! - Ooh!

355. - Hello, hello, hello.

356. - Welcome to the first ever "RuPaul's Drag Race UK."

357. Now, I personally selected each of you

358. because you represent the rich past

359. and the bright future of drag in the United Kingdom.

360. You are the 21st century global identity,

361. a shining example of when different cultures come together

362. with open hearts, open minds, and 10 pounds of makeup,

363. we can change the mother-tucking world.

364. Now, are y'all ready to make "Drag Race" herstory?

365. - Hell, yeah! - Yes!

366. - Good. At the grand finale,

367. the winner will be crowned

368. the UK's first "Drag Race" superstar,

369. and then she'll be whisked off to Hollywood

370. to star in her very own digital series,

371. produced by the hit-making team

372. that created "RuPaul's Drag Race."

373. - Whoa. - Oh, my God, okay.

374. - Sum Ting Wong in Hollywood?

375. Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.

376. - All right, it's time for your very first photoshoot,

377. where you'll be serving body and face—

378. just not at the same time.

379. - Oh, Brit Crew!

380. Ooh, Brit Crew, where'd you get all that ass?

381. - Yeah!

382. - Nice helmets.

383. - Are you scared?

384. - Mm... - Well...

385. - Because you should be.

386. - Okay.

387. All right, chop-chop, let's go.

388. - Tonight, with Michelle Visage, Alan Carr,

389. and extra-special guest judge, Andrew Garfield.

390. - Baga Chipz is here.

391. - Ahh. - Hello!

392. - Now, in the tradition of Anne Boleyn

393. and Mary, Queen of Scots,

394. we're gonna do a little photoshoot,

395. a video postcard.

396. We're calling it "Off With Your Head,"

397. and you'll be modelling with your severed head.

398. You've done that before, haven't you?

399. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah.

400. Now, the first pose is body-oddy-oddy,

401. and the second pose is face-face-face,

402. where through the magic of green screen,

403. we'll create one bloody good image.

404. Brit Crew, hand her the muzzle.

405. - So what position do you have in mind?

406. Oh, dear. Oh, you're getting down there?

407. - Sorry if you can see me tuppence. Ooh.

408. - Yes, well, thank God I don't have a telephoto lens.

409. - Oh, my tuppence is on show.

410. Feed the birds!

411. - All right, head on over to the next area there.

412. My queen, your last words?

413. - Shut your gob, there's a draft!

414. - Now, will people at home know what a "gob" is?

415. - They call me a "gobshite," because I'm quite gobby.

416. If you've got a big gob, you're loud.

417. - Oh, okay.

418. Such a rich cultural exchange for me here.

419. Blu, here we go.

420. And let's do that first pose now.

421. - We've only just arrived, and you're asking us

422. to put a collar on and get in a box?

423. Oh, mummy!

424. - Let's do your line now.

425. - How are you gonna have a cuppa without this mug?

426. - Oh, you said that like Cher.

427. - Oh. I'm Cher's decapitated head, bitch.

428. - I think that's the winner right there.

429. - Divina, darling, welcome to your decapitation.

430. You know, sometimes you've just gotta stick your neck out.

431. - Hey, is this what I look like from down here?

432. No more carbonara for you, you fat bastard.

433. - Ooh, that makes me hungry.

434. Are you ready, Crystal? - I'm ready.

435. - Okay. - Yes.

436. Close your eyes and think of England, darling.

437. What? You would, too, if you could.

438. - Cheryl Hole.

439. - I'm gonna hold the hair.

440. - Hold the hair. Okay, here we go.

441. Nice. Now let's say that line.

442. - Guys, I said "I wanna be fed," not "off with my head."

443. - Gothy Kendoll. - Ay, what's going on?

444. - Come on over, darling.

445. Well, ain't that a kick in the head?

446. - Any last words?

447. - Okay. I give better head than all the queens here.

448. - You don't seem very enthusiastic.

449. - No? - No.

450. - Bit more? - Yeah.

451. - Okay, cool. Me?

452. I give better head than all the queens here.

453. - Are we there?

454. - Do you have another one in ya?

455. - One more, one more. - Here we go.

456. - Me? I give better head than all the queens here.

457. - Cool?

458. - Not that different, but I'll take it.

459. - Ru was laughing, I was having a good time.

460. I think I killed it.

461. - All right, up next we've got Vinegar Strokes.

462. Is it okay if I call this "doggy style?"

463. - I think that's appropriate, yes.

464. - Uh-huh. What does Vinegar Strokes mean?

465. - You know there's that kind of special moment

466. when you're lovemaking

467. and you're just about to release the beast, as it were.

468. And it's that face of going—

469. - Why don't you incorporate a little Vinegar Strokes face?

470. - Okay. - Okay.

471. - I've always been told

472. the best head is on your hands and knees.

473. Thanks, Mum.

474. - Lovely.

475. Looks like Scaredy Kat just got home from the vet.

476. Now, don't scratch or you'll make it worse.

477. What pose are you gonna start with, Scaredy Kat?

478. - I think I'm gonna be, like, shitting my head out.

479. That's what I'm doing constantly:

480. shitting myself.

481. - Poop-poopy-doo.

482. - I think I just shit myself.

483. - You're watching the BBC.

484. Yes, Sum-Tin—Sum Ting Wong.

485. - This is the first chance I get to really talk to RuPaul,

486. and I need to make an impression.

487. - Ooh, it's milking time.

488. - Who's a hungry boy?

489. Who's a hungry boy?

490. - Okay, I think we got that.

491. You can put that away now.

492. - Mwah, mwah, mwah.

493. This would be difficult,

494. but not impossible to pleasure yourself to.

495. Mwah!

496. - Well, I take it you're not lactose-intolerant?

497. - People will be after they see that.

498. - All right, The Vivienne. Dontcha hate it

499. when you get things stuck to your shoe? Perfect. Got it.

500. So you're gonna look right into that camera and say your line.

501. - You're only supposed to blow me bloody hair off.

502. Did you get Michael Caine?

503. - Yes. Yes.

504. - You liar.

505. - Can we hear it as if Maggie Smith says it?

506. You were only supposed

507. to blow the bloody hair off.

508. - Cardi B?

509. You were only supposed

510. to blow the bloody hair off, Okurrr?

511. Trademark.

512. - Anybody else you'd like to try?

513. - Maybe Kim Woodburn.

514. - Kim Woodburn?

515. - Yeah, she is a cleaner off the telly.

516. She became very famous in "Big Brother."

517. - Oh, she's with the ponytail. - Yeah, yeah.

518. - The blonde with the ponytail, yes.

519. - She's hilarious.

520. Oh, lovey,

521. you're only supposed to blow the bloody hair off.

522. Don't you start with me, because I won't take it.

523. Stop!

524. Ladies, on the whole, you were neck-and-neck,

525. but one of you

526. was head and shoulders above the rest.

527. The winner of the first

528. "RuPaul's Drag Race UK" mini-challenge is...

529. - I think I just shit myself.

530. - Scaredy Kat, con-drag-ulations.

531. - I won! What?

532. Maybe you don't need loads of experience to do this.

533. Maybe you just need, um, talent.

534. - Scaredy Kat is the winner.

535. She just got birthed.

536. What is this about?

537. - Now, ladies, it might shock you to find out

538. that there's one queen

539. that's been around even longer than me.

540. I speak, of course, of her majesty, Queen Elizabeth II.

541. And girls, she has been popping and dipping for 93 years.

542. So for your first maxi-challenge,

543. you need to sashay down the runway in an outfit

544. inspired by a classic look of Queen Elizabeth herself.

545. - Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman—

546. Wait!

547. Coming up...

548. Did you think I flew all the way across the pond?

549. Oh, hell, no!

550. Oh. - Here we go.

551. Find a rail, find them, kill them, run, aah!

552. - Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman—

553. Wait!

554. Did you think I flew all the way across the pond

555. to see just one look?

556. Oh, hell, no.

557. - Oh. - Here we go.

558. - To get to know you even better,

559. you need to serve a second look

560. that shows me why you are the queen of your hometown.

561. Now, for both looks,

562. you'll be judged on your creativity, style,

563. and how well you work it on the runway.

564. Gentlemen, start your engines, and may be the best woman win.

565. - Yeah! - Bye!

566. - This is so crazy,

567. seeing Ru here in England hosting "Drag Race."

568. I mean, we've been dying for this for years,

569. and never thought it'd happen, and here we are.

570. - We're into the suitcase scramble.

571. Find a rail, find them, kill them, run, aah!

572. - Whose is this gorgeous bin bag?

573. - Baga, is that yours? - Yeah.

574. - Baga looks like she's just been dropped off from prison.

575. - I'm going by the fabric.

576. - Aah!

577. - Oh, delicious real locks of hair.

578. - Oh, tell me about it.

579. - Everyone's slowly turning into boys.

580. - Oh, that's where my tissue went.

581. - Crystal is just hair all over, isn't she?

582. Fucking hell.

583. - The thing with drag in the UK is it's so different.

584. You can get away with not having brows, you can—

585. - Hairy chest.

586. - You can have your hairy chest. - Yeah.

587. - We all just embrace

588. everybody's different drag aesthetics.

589. - I like the hairy chest, because it—

590. like, it lets people know where I stand, kind of.

591. I like fucking with people that way.

592. - Whew.

593. - Ooh. - You like my titties?

594. - Yeah. Can I feel them?

595. - Yeah, baby. They're, like, medical-grade silicone.

596. - I have never worn a tit.

597. - You've never worn a tit? - No.

598. - Oh, baby, it's all about the tits.

599. - It's heavy. - Yeah.

600. This is what women actually put in their bodies as well.

601. - It feels like a ballbag.

602. - Hey, Baga. - Hello.

603. - Darling.

604. - Oh, you look so different.

605. - I know.

606. - You look exactly the same.

607. - I look elegant.

608. - Baga, boy Baga.

609. Baga, boy Baga.

610. Same person.

611. - Viv, you've had your teeth done as well, haven't you?

612. - Well, they're like clip-in veneers.

613. - Wait, are they clip-ins? - Yeah.

614. - What do you mean, "clip-in veneers."

615. They come out?

616. - Aah! - Aah!

617. - Do you take your teeth out at night

618. and put them in a glass, like Mum?

619. - Yes, let's just say

620. I've done more than kiss in them, and they stay in.

621. - Aah!

622. - Do you know what, I got mine done about three years ago,

623. and it was the best thing I've ever done.

624. Everyone's de-dragging in the mirror,

625. and the conversation quickly moves to plastic surgery,

626. and especially teeth.

627. My teeth are always something that are in the back of my head.

628. I'm always talking and I'll go like this.

629. They're definitely a big part of my insecurities.

630. My drag, it's all about the total look

631. and being pretty, and I don't want people

632. to be staring at my teeth, which I don't like.

633. - Oh! - Hello, workroom.

634. - Today is the first runway ever,

635. and we've got two looks to pull out.

636. - Where is everything? There it is.

637. - The first is our queen of the hometown,

638. and the second is Queen Elizabeth realness.

639. - It's like I came to fucking Oz.

640. - One of these girls is actually going today.

641. It's not gonna be me.

642. But the pressure is on.

643. You don't wanna be the first to go, do you?

644. - Makeup. Where is it?

645. - Oh, dry shaving.

646. Your poor skin.

647. - Where are you from again, Scaredy?

648. - Wiltshire, in the middle of nowhere.

649. - I've never been to Wiltshire. - Have you not?

650. - No, where is it? In what—

651. - It's, like, close to Swindon,

652. close to Blunsdon.

653. - Oh, yeah, I've been to Swe—Sweden—Swindon

654. a couple of times, yeah.

655. - Nearly the same place. - Yeah.

656. - Yeah. Is there a scene?

657. - I couldn't tell you. I've got no fucking idea.

658. I really like Vinegar.

659. She's kind of giving me mummy vibes at the moment,

660. which is chilling me right out.

661. You know, I've never been to a drag performance in my life.

662. - Babe, you need to go to a drag performance.

663. - I know, it's bad, isn't it?

664. - Oh, my God.

665. Never been a drag show?

666. Mm, this is getting more and more interesting.

667. But that's great, though.

668. - So yours is Birmingham, right?

669. - No, mine is London,

670. although everyone thinks I'm from Birmingham, though.

671. - Why? Why is that? - I think because

672. they think I look like Lenny Henry, that's why.

673. - Ooh, what you taping your face for?

674. - To get rid of the years of alcohol and regret.

675. - Do you always? - Yeah.

676. I feel like Robin Williams in "Mrs. Doubtfire."

677. - Me and Baga are having an absolute scream.

678. We've got our stations right next to each other.

679. This is gonna be a ball.

680. - Well, Princess Margaret

681. is my favourite royal of all time.

682. She's amazing.

683. - Baga seems to be obsessed with the royals.

684. - She likes a gin and tonic like me.

685. She smokes 20 a day. - Like you, girl.

686. - Yeah, she's like me, and we're very elegant and classy as well,

687. so, you know.

688. - What do you think about the royals?

689. - I don't know. I don't really get it.

690. I think they are unelected,

691. and I think they've got too much power and influence.

692. - I mean, you look at the Americans,

693. they would kill for a royal family.

694. - Oh, they'd die. - They love it.

695. - They've got Donald Trump at the moment,

696. so I think they'd be happy with any fuckhead.

697. - Willing to take anyone, wouldn't ya?

698. - Blu, what's it like where you're from?

699. - Drag-wise? There's, like, not many drag queens about,

700. to be honest.

701. What about you?

702. - Yeah, there's nothing there.

703. - Okay. Well, that makes me feel better.

704. - Yeah, the friggin' scene, no gay scene, no drag queens.

705. - Where do you perform mostly?

706. - I do a lot in Manchester, I do a lot in London.

707. Just kind of work all over.

708. You pay, I fly, that's what I say.

709. We have two different looks to prepare today,

710. and that is absolutely not my thing.

711. And yesterday proved to me that this is anybody's game.

712. I've been here for 15 years,

713. and so I've got a little bit of something to prove, I think.

714. - And where's your hometown?

715. - My hometown's Leicester,

716. just a boring little city in the Midlands.

717. - So we're all from boring little cities, right?

718. That's okay. - I'm from, like,

719. the middle of nowhere.

720. Getting ready next to Blu and being two look queens,

721. I need to prove that I can stand out.

722. - Do you think Michelle will be harsh?

723. - Yeah, I imagine. - Yeah.

724. - Let's get this shit on,

725. because we haven't got long, have we?

726. - This is the very first runway of "RuPaul's Drag Race UK."

727. - Now it's time to show the world

728. how the queens of the UK rock the runway.

729. - Nobody wants to be the first queen to go today,

730. but it would be kind of punk rock.

731. - Coming up...

732. - She's doing the walk of shame

733. from my place last night.

734. - Oh, dear. I wonder if she loves teabagging.

735. - And what?

736. - Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race UK."

737. She's a royal... pain in the arse.

738. Michelle Visage.

739. 'Ello, guvna. Fancy a crumpet?

740. May I please have some more?

741. - Cheerio.

742. - And the super-funny, super-spec-sy Alan Carr.

743. - Oh, hi, Ru.

744. - And I am thrilled to welcome

745. our extra-special guest judge, Andrew Garfield.

746. - Ru, I am so happy.

747. I feel like a competition winner,

748. and the prize is a day in gay heaven.

749. Thank you so much.

750. - I'll let you know what gay heaven is

751. in just a few minutes.

752. I'm gonna let you know.

753. This week, we challenged our queens

754. to rule the runway in two royal looks.

755. Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.

756. - Category is Queen Of Your Hometown.

757. First up, Crystal.

758. - Pearls of wisdom. - Yes.

759. The only thing missing is a pearl necklace.

760. - Aw, shucks.

761. - Crystal is an East London party girl.

762. She's been out all weekend, and she still looks great.

763. - That's one bender I wanna go on.

764. - On my head, I'm wearing 10 kilos of pearls,

765. and the swish is amazing.

766. The gloves are completely hand-appliqued.

767. It's where kitsch meets fashion.

768. It's totally East London.

769. - She's giving me the bitch from Shoreditch.

770. Cheryl Hole.

771. - You're not gonna get this candy.

772. - I'm representing for all the Essex girls.

773. We've got a glitz and glam classy white dress,

774. I've got a spray tan that's patchy, you know.

775. Just need to let it settle a bit.

776. I'm being a blonde bombshell, because that's who I am.

777. - She puts the "sex" in "Essex."

778. - Yes. - Why not?

779. - I am feeling confident.

780. I'm an Essex girl strutting up and down a high street.

781. I'm browsing the shops for my next look.

782. - See you at the Sugar Hut.

783. - Sugar slut, mm.

784. - Next, Sum Ting Wong.

785. Do I make you horny, baby?

786. - I wanted to go as the most iconic thing in Birmingham,

787. and that is the Birmingham bullring.

788. - Yeah!

789. - I've got my huge horns, I've got my nose ring,

790. and I'm strutting that runway as hard as I can.

791. - Does this nose ring make my ass look big?

792. - Bullocks. - Ha ha!

793. - Blu Hydrangea.

794. - I'm representing Belfast,

795. the Harland and Wolff cranes

796. helped build the Titanic,

797. and also my dad and my granddad worked on them.

798. - All tea, no crane?

799. - This hair is perfectly coiffed,

800. the outfit is stoned head to toe,

801. and I'm wearing 150-ply ostrich feathers.

802. - No crane, no gain. - No.

803. - Up next, the queen of Camden Town, Baga Chipz.

804. - Amy house wine.

805. - I'm staggering down that runway.

806. I've just been on the piss. Hey, Valerie!

807. - She's doing the walk of shame from my place last night.

808. - Oh, dear.

809. - My neighbourhood, baby. Listen.

810. - I love my little neon dress, got my cigarette in my wig.

811. Oh, yes, Amy Winehouse is here.

812. - She's gone back to black.

813. - Back to crack, by that walk.

814. - Up next, The Vivienne.

815. - She's our house scouse.

816. - My hometown look is giving you

817. the biggest Liverpool icon there is: Pete Burns.

818. This look is encapsulating everything Liverpool is about:

819. music, fashion, gender-bending.

820. - But is she dead or alive?

821. - Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

822. - Vinegar Strokes.

823. - I'm serving queen of London town.

824. I've got the Thames just covering my midriff.

825. - Everybody's talking about Vinegar.

826. - Up north, we're serving two lovely Camden Towns,

827. and down south we're serving a lovely Peckham.

828. I'm repping London on the runway,

829. and it feels amazing.

830. - Thames, Thames, Thames across the board.

831. - Oh, shut up.

832. - Oh, my God.

833. - Gothy Kendoll.

834. - Meow.

835. I'm embodying all the fierceness of my hometown:

836. Red Leicester cheese, and the Leicester Tigers.

837. On the runway I am freaking it,

838. but I'm doing my best to serve my fiercest runway walk.

839. Tigers are scary, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.

840. Rawr.

841. - Go, team.

842. - Yes, go, Tigers.

843. - Up next, Scaredy Kat.

844. And she's the queen of Wiltshire.

845. - Hippie-dippy know she better do.

846. - So my hometown look is mythology, I guess,

847. with nymphs and little robins and flowers.

848. I am the goddess of the forest.

849. I am owning what the cat dragged in.

850. I've been bulling through the bushes

851. and scraping through the mud on my way to the runway.

852. - She has no problem showing off her twigs and berries.

853. - Can you imagine the size of her bush?

854. - Oh, my God.

855. Divina De Campo.

856. - I just wanna play on those tit trumpets.

857. - Well, Alan, good to know.

858. - I am bringing Brighouse on acid.

859. So I got myself my cuppa tea from Yorkshire,

860. I've got me Yorkshire pudding.

861. I've got the whole horn section,

862. and I am ready for a swing dance.

863. Let's do this.

864. My looks really stand out. Pure panto.

865. And it's pure British.

866. - I wonder if she loves teabagging?

867. - What's that mean, Alan?

868. - I'll show you. Come to my dressing room.

869. - ♪ To the moon

870. - Coming up...

871. - The creativity here is why I watch.

872. - I didn't see that coming. Boom.

873. - It felt like you were a little bit old-looking.

874. - Category is Queen Elizabeth Realness.

875. First up, Crystal.

876. Welcome to Tuckingham Palace.

877. - I'm giving you military dominatrix.

878. I'm gonna crush you with my colonial might.

879. There is so much detail in this jacket.

880. The epaulets, the medals are actual replicas,

881. the feather in the hat, the patch,

882. everything is thought through.

883. And I am feeling fierce and in control.

884. - I can see her Prince Albert from here.

885. - Cheryl Hole.

886. - I'm getting a royal flush.

887. - Mm.

888. - I am serving Queen Liz

889. going to a royal function.

890. It's a little understated, but still classy.

891. I put my own Cheryl spin on it, yeah,

892. and added the touch of pearls down the trim,

893. just to give it a little juhz up.

894. - Move over, Olivia Coleman, there's a new queen in town.

895. - She takes the "man" out of Olivia Cole-man.

896. - Sum Ting Wong.

897. She's really putting her stamp on this competition.

898. - She is.

899. - I've decided to go

900. as the iconic first-class stamp.

901. I am walking down the runway

902. in a cage of foam and cardboard.

903. - Oh, I think she's being profiled.

904. - Stamp, stamp, stamp. Lick me.

905. - And the royal wave.

906. - Blu Hydrangea.

907. - Ru, she's so thin, she weighs just about a pound.

908. - I am serving you Queen Elizabeth money.

909. This is a handmade dress, giving you bronze, silver,

910. and I'm gonna take the gold.

911. - Lift it any higher, I can see her tuppence.

912. - You can.

913. - I'm taking Queen Elizabeth,

914. and I'm making her Instagram-ready.

915. The queen doesn't need to carry money,

916. but if she did, she'd be carrying me in her coin purse.

917. - She must have a splitting headache.

918. - Baga Chipz.

919. - Everything's coming up roses.

920. - I am serving late seventies/early eighties

921. Queen Elizabeth realness.

922. I am loving my pink flowers,

923. I look half Queen Elizabeth,

924. half Dumbridge from "Harry Potter."

925. Bow down to your queen!

926. - Oh, queenie. - Oh, no.

927. - Filthy queen.

928. - The Vivienne.

929. - Are you mucking kidding me?

930. - I'm giving you Queen Elizabeth walking round Balmoral,

931. and she's caught a few ducks out there as well.

932. Of course she's wearing Wellies, granny tights,

933. a little plaid skirt, poncho, head scarf.

934. I am just living for this look.

935. - There must be a mistake.

936. I think this is George Washington.

937. - You're a ducking disgrace.

938. - Vinegar Strokes.

939. - Now, that is the biggest pearl necklace I've ever seen.

940. - Really?

941. - Yeah, trust me.

942. - I'm serving seventies summer elegance

943. in this gorgeous yellow polka-dot caftan

944. with a turban to match.

945. The queen would have worn this on one of her royal world tours,

946. visiting Africa and the Middle East.

947. I feel fabulous.

948. - Is Caftanistan part of the commonwealth?

949. - Yes. Yes, it is.

950. - Oh, good.

951. - Gothy Kendoll.

952. - She's crowning.

953. Someone had to say it.

954. - The look that I am serving

955. is fresh, young 1950s Queen Elizabeth.

956. I am giving you regal realness, waving to all my royal subjects.

957. And I'm sure Queen Elizabeth

958. has a few fishnet tights that are stoned.

959. - She's so sashy.

960. - Yeah, she's so sashy.

961. - Scaredy Kat.

962. - Oh. - Aw.

963. - Aw, don't be a dummy.

964. - I am serving you pissed-off princess baby realness.

965. I need my beauty sleep, and I'm royally fucked off.

966. - It looks like somebody missed her royal nap.

967. - Oh!

968. - I am the ultra baby queen of the competition,

969. and the queen was once a baby, so it makes sense.

970. - Mummy always loved Margaret better.

971. Divina De Campo.

972. - "Regal Housewives of Britannia."

973. - My inspiration was the star and the garter.

974. I am feeling poised, like I'm gliding on air,

975. and I'm trying to be as regal as possible.

976. And just so that you know, I really am wearing a garter.

977. - This is less Dame Helen Mirren and more "Damn, Helen Mirren!"

978. - Wow.

979. - Coming up...

980. - Listen, I understand being nervous,

981. but I just felt a little...

982. like, I was wanting more.

983. - Well, just to tell you, I fucking got it.

984. - Welcome, ladies.

985. Michelle, do you recognise anyone?

986. Actually, I recognise quite a few of these girls.

987. Vinegar was my dance partner

988. in "Everybody's Talking About Jamie" on the West End.

989. - Ah. - But on camera,

990. I judge the way I'll judge everybody else:

991. fairly, squarely, and honestly.

992. - Now, when I call your name, please step forward.

993. Crystal.

994. Blu Hydrangea.

995. Scaredy Kat.

996. Divina De Campo.

997. You are all safe.

998. You may leave the stage.

999. Ladies, you represent the tops and bottoms of the week.

1000. Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

1001. First up, Cheryl Hole.

1002. - Hello, Cheryl. - Hi, babe.

1003. - My mother's from Essex.

1004. - Oh, then she's a true girl to my heart.

1005. - This is the thing.

1006. That first look is exactly what she would wear

1007. when she would pick me up from school

1008. when I was five or six years old.

1009. No, I'm just kidding.

1010. I love the detail, I love the toilet paper,

1011. and the more fully formed character in that first look

1012. just wasn't present for the second one.

1013. - Your Elizabeth look,

1014. it was a downer after that first one.

1015. And you didn't have a purse.

1016. The biggest thing about Queen Elizabeth

1017. is she always has a purse, and it almost felt like

1018. you didn't know what to do with your hands

1019. because you didn't have that purse.

1020. - Yeah.

1021. - With your second look, it'd be lovely

1022. if you just bumped it up a little bit more.

1023. We wanna see more "hole."

1024. - Do you, Alan?

1025. - Oh, please.

1026. Not dressed as the queen, please.

1027. - Up next, Sum Ting Wong.

1028. - When you came out in your first look,

1029. it was ballsy, it was big, and it was drag,

1030. and that's a great way to make an impression

1031. for your first time out on the main stage.

1032. - I hope I did.

1033. - I loved the stamp.

1034. When you turned round and had "lick me," I mean, what a twist.

1035. That was up there with "Shawshank Redemption"

1036. when it comes to twists.

1037. I was like, I didn't see that coming. Boom.

1038. I think some of the other queens

1039. could take some inspiration from you,

1040. and twist it, play with it, have fun with it.

1041. - The creativity here is totally outside the box,

1042. and it's why I watch and I love this show.

1043. It's wonderful. - Thank you.

1044. - Next up, Baga Chipz.

1045. - Hello!

1046. - Hello, darling.

1047. - You know, I live very near Camden,

1048. so we're around the corner from each other.

1049. - Ooh. - Um...

1050. - See you on Grindr.

1051. - Loved the Amy Winehouse thing, because I understand

1052. the way of honouring Amy for us Brits

1053. is by doing that.

1054. It could be sacrilegious in other cultures,

1055. but to us Brits, that's the way to do it.

1056. Yeah, hats off. - Oh, thank you so much.

1057. - The queen.

1058. I loved the disdained look on your face. You got that.

1059. Because I've met the queen a couple of times,

1060. and she does not crack a smile.

1061. - Thank you.

1062. - Ru, there was this big concert

1063. done for the queen outside Buckingham Palace,

1064. and halfway through, she put earplugs in.

1065. - Funny, I've got earplugs in right now.

1066. - You're playing the 1970s queen,

1067. but actually came out in her seventies.

1068. I felt like you were a little bit old-looking.

1069. - That's just my natural face, sorry.

1070. But it's very pretty, it's a very together look for you.

1071. - Thank you so much.

1072. - Up next, The Vivienne.

1073. - Hello.

1074. - The Pete Burns look was Vivienne Westwood.

1075. - Uh-huh.

1076. - But you were wearing flats.

1077. - They were Pete's favourite shoes,

1078. pirate boots like that.

1079. - And you're wearing flats right now, aren't you, darling?

1080. - Yeah, but I am in Balmoral.

1081. - Yeah, but, you know, you are on "Drag Race."

1082. - I know. It was a bold move.

1083. - Very risky.

1084. - And I knew straightaway it was Pete Burns.

1085. He was always wearing those boots,

1086. which is probably the only reason

1087. I could forgive those flats.

1088. Your queen look was fantastic.

1089. You've got prostheses, you've got—

1090. - I haven't. This is my face.

1091. - Stop it. - This is my face.

1092. - That's your nose? - Trust me.

1093. - No, I don't mean that rudely.

1094. So what you have is full makeup on

1095. - Full-face. Just makeup, yeah.

1096. - With highlighter. - Uh-huh.

1097. - And there's lighter contour, but there's no darker contour.

1098. So I don't ever see it kind of like that.

1099. You've literally changed your entire face

1100. by coming out here like that.

1101. - Michelle, that's her nose.

1102. - Apparently.

1103. - It's like Daniel Day Lewis' transformation levels,

1104. like, from your first look to this look.

1105. You're very seasoned, evidently, and it's just—

1106. I just got to lay back and just watch and enjoy.

1107. So thank you for that.

1108. - I enjoyed watching you lay back. Thank you.

1109. - Goodness. Goodness me.

1110. - Up next, Vinegar Strokes.

1111. - Hi, Vinegar. Your London look,

1112. once I figured out what that blue squiggle was,

1113. because I thought it was a snake,

1114. and then we figured out it was the River Thames.

1115. It just wasn't specific enough to really tell the story for me.

1116. - Okay.

1117. - I just thought with all the things in London,

1118. you go for the opening scene in "EastEnders."

1119. You know what I mean?

1120. - 1970s queen, I love this colour on you.

1121. You're gonna wear a certain shoe, monitor the length.

1122. I'd say this could be a little bit longer.

1123. You know, make sure it's not wrinkled

1124. when you come out, things like that.

1125. - I just love watching you.

1126. You emanate love, and I adore that.

1127. The looks for me, I just didn't connect with them.

1128. I just felt a little— like I was wanting more.

1129. I'm looking for the you

1130. in the charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent.

1131. - Well, just to tell you, I fucking got it, all right?

1132. - No doubt, baby.

1133. - So it's coming, don't worry.

1134. - No doubt. I feel it. I know.

1135. - Gothy Kendoll.

1136. - So I don't know a lot about Leicester

1137. apart from Red Leicester cheese,

1138. so I totally got the colour of your skin.

1139. We could tell you were nervous.

1140. You got to where you had to go, and then you gave us a "rawr,"

1141. and then you moved on, and then you went "rawr."

1142. So I almost feel like

1143. you did feel more confident in this silhouette.

1144. In time, that confidence stuff will come.

1145. You just need to keep focusing on it

1146. and know that you have something different to everybody else.

1147. - Yeah.

1148. - Listen, I understand being nervous,

1149. because it's an energy.

1150. You can use it as a tailwind.

1151. And I have to do that every time I go onstage,

1152. every time I step in front of a camera.

1153. Trying to ride it and I'm trying to hide it.

1154. My hope is that you find a way to use it as a friend

1155. and see it as a friend.

1156. - I've just gotta ride it and hide the nerves.

1157. - They're a wonderful tailwind.

1158. - Yeah, cool. Thank you.

1159. - I think that's lovely advice.

1160. When in doubt, ride it.

1161. - Story of my life.

1162. - Ride that tail... wind.

1163. - Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough.

1164. While you untuck in the workroom,

1165. the judges and I will deliberate.

1166. You may leave the stage.

1167. Coming up...

1168. They said that this one

1169. was filled with confidence and my hometown one wasn't.

1170. Which is weird, um... - Oh, babe.

1171. - Divina, I can tell you're a little bit miffed.

1172. - Yeah, well, you know, I took some risks.

1173. Like, I'm not a look queen. That isn't my thing.

1174. It's okay to be safe.

1175. It's okay.

1176. I didn't come here to be okay, though.

1177. I came here to shine.

1178. This shit is way out of my comfort zone,

1179. and I don't think I've ever been so stressed in my life.

1180. - You've been doing drag longer than she's been born,

1181. so believe it, bitch, believe it.

1182. - Come on, girls.

1183. - We're back. - Welcome back.

1184. - Squeeze.

1185. - Well, what happened?

1186. - Well, fuck this pink hat.

1187. - Oh!

1188. - I'm clearly in the bottom.

1189. - Really?

1190. - Gothy, what did they say to you?

1191. - They said that this one was filled with confidence,

1192. and my hometown one wasn't.

1193. Which is weird, because I felt a lot less confident about this

1194. than I did in the hometown one.

1195. - Right.

1196. - Oh, Gothy, babe.

1197. It looks like you're missing half your outfit.

1198. - So what did they say to you, Vinegar?

1199. - So they weren't feeling both the looks overall.

1200. I mean, I definitely think that I sold the personality

1201. and the kind of whimsical heart I wanted to show in that, but—

1202. - Aw! - Aw!

1203. - It's just annoying, because, like, you work so hard

1204. to get to somewhere, even if it's not here, it's somewhere.

1205. - Girl, you should be so proud.

1206. You're setting me off now. - No, but I—

1207. - You should be so proud of yourself, girl.

1208. - I'm really proud of what I did for the first one.

1209. - Yeah. - You should be.

1210. - I think I did something which was true to me.

1211. And to think this could be the last day

1212. is just, like, so fucking heartbreaking.

1213. But, um...

1214. I'm fucking happy with what I did today.

1215. - Yeah.

1216. - So, Cheryl, how do you feel

1217. about the comments from the judges?

1218. - To be honest, I will hold my hands up

1219. and say I loved the Essex look,

1220. because that is 100% me.

1221. My Queen Elizabeth look,

1222. I'm guessing it just didn't read what they wanted it to,

1223. or what—I just didn't play it up enough.

1224. - Cheryl Hole. Just a pretty pink coat, isn't it?

1225. - Am I being stupid?

1226. - Right, we can all speculate and all,

1227. you know, I mean, we can speculate all night,

1228. but we're not Mystic Meg.

1229. - So I need to get ready for a lip sync.

1230. - Same.

1231. Same. - So let's do it.

1232. - Should we do a toast, an imaginary toast?

1233. - Season One. - To the cast of Season One.

1234. - Cheers, everybody!

1235. - Wait, wait, wait. The Cheryl Hole salute.

1236. Up your bum, no babies.

1237. - Oh, I hate myself sometimes.

1238. - Don't make us agree, though. Don't make us agree.

1239. - All right, just between us squirrel-friends,

1240. what do you think?

1241. Starting with Cheryl Hole.

1242. - Cheryl Hole had me at Essex.

1243. The little details,

1244. the splotches of the tan on the white dress,

1245. the little piece of toilet paper stuck on her shoe.

1246. And then, her queen.

1247. - Not having a handbag was a very big assault

1248. on the legend of Queen Elizabeth.

1249. Even people from Pacoima in California

1250. would know to put a handbag on Queen Elizabeth.

1251. All right, let's move on down to Sum Ting Wong.

1252. - When he came out as that bull, it was like a colossus.

1253. I just couldn't take my eyes off it.

1254. - Ru, this is what I'm here for.

1255. This is why I wanna be a judge on this show,

1256. to see things like that.

1257. - And then the brilliance

1258. and humour and creativity in her stamp look.

1259. - That was fun.

1260. It was costumey, but fun.

1261. The way she had fun with it when she walked across the stage.

1262. I guess what I'm saying is it was fun.

1263. - Did you think it was fun?

1264. - Baga Chipz.

1265. - Baga came out as Amy Winehouse.

1266. You knew straightaway she was Camden Town.

1267. She came out as her 1970s queen, actually in her seventies,

1268. and that's what confused me.

1269. - She's incredibly charming, she's incredibly entertaining,

1270. and I want that in a drag queen.

1271. I want a drag queen to take care of me.

1272. I wanna be able to sit back and not have to do any work.

1273. I wanna be taken on a journey. - Oh, typical man.

1274. - Custom.

1275. - Typical man.

1276. I loved the Amy Winehouse, I loved the Queen Elizabeth.

1277. Polished? Eh, you know, time will tell.

1278. All right, let's move on down to The Vivienne.

1279. - It was like Pete Burns was reincarnated from head to toe,

1280. literally with those boots.

1281. - I know the flat shoe, and I know, Michelle,

1282. you were like one of those cats in Greece—hiss—

1283. when you saw it.

1284. But she went, "I'm gonna be Pete Burns.

1285. I'm gonna wear a flat shoe."

1286. Oh, I like that.

1287. - I found it sexy, I found it hot, I found it—

1288. You all right, Alan?

1289. I did.

1290. I mean, listen, I'm here to be honest.

1291. - The hunting queen was fantastic.

1292. Yes, I'm gonna say it again.

1293. It looked like she had a frickin' fake nose on.

1294. But that is the power—

1295. - Oh, leave it, leave it, Michelle.

1296. - But that's the power of makeup.

1297. - And I think The Vivienne probably had

1298. the biggest transformation. - Yes.

1299. Vinegar Strokes.

1300. I feel naughty every time I say that.

1301. - The London look was just off the mark,

1302. so that first look was a fail for me.

1303. The second look, that was the 1970s queen.

1304. - When you see photos of the queen in the seventies,

1305. it's proper out there.

1306. You know, she could be, like, slut-dropping

1307. in Studio 54 with these bold threads and stuff.

1308. - When she said to me,

1309. "I do have that fucking uniqueness,

1310. don't you worry about it,"

1311. I was like, "Yes, yes, yes, that's great."

1312. - Yeah, well, this would be the time to show us.

1313. - Yeah, it was a little late to the party.

1314. - But let's move on down to Gothy Kendoll.

1315. - When she came out in that first outfit as the tiger,

1316. she looks like an estate agent that's gone to Regent's Park Zoo

1317. and said, "Can you face-paint me face for 50p."

1318. And then she's gone back into work and gone,

1319. "What do you think, girls?" Rrr.

1320. You know?

1321. - And then the fifties queen came out,

1322. and I was completely lost.

1323. That's the one that you see on "The Crown."

1324. It's just—there's so much there that wasn't there.

1325. - Seems like her nerves or something got the best of her.

1326. - When I was 22,

1327. I would have probably come out in a tiger costume

1328. and been like "ar."

1329. - All right, let's all do it together.

1330. - Okay.

1331. - One, two, three...

1332. - Ar... - Ar...

1333. - Sorry I was so slow.

1334. - Silence. I've made my decision.

1335. Bring back my girls.

1336. Welcome back, ladies.

1337. Now, I know how hard each of you worked to get here,

1338. so no matter what happens next,

1339. you are and will forever be my legendary children.

1340. Now, based on your runway presentations,

1341. I've made some decisions.

1342. Baga Chipz, you're safe.

1343. - Thank you. Thank you, everyone.

1344. - Sum Ting Wong.

1345. Signed, sealed, delivered, you're safe.

1346. - Thank you.

1347. - The Vivienne.

1348. This week, you beat the competition by a nose.

1349. Con-drag-ulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.

1350. And you've won our very first RuPeter badge.

1351. - Wear it with pride.

1352. You may join the other girls.

1353. - Thank you all so much. Thank you.

1354. This is legendary.

1355. I've just made history.

1356. - Cheryl Hole. As Queen of Essex, you were vajazzling.

1357. But your Queen Elizabeth lacked lustre.

1358. Vinegar Strokes.

1359. Your Thames was tepid,

1360. and as Her Majesty, you served a bit of a travesty.

1361. Gothy Kendoll, on the runway

1362. it was a case of crouching tiger, hidden drag queen.

1363. Cheryl Hole...

1364. you're safe.

1365. - You may join the other girls.

1366. - Thank you so much.

1367. - That means Vinegar and Gothy,

1368. you are up for elimination.

1369. - I'm so gutted I'm in the bottom on a look challenge,

1370. when I'm a look queen.

1371. I'm so gutted.

1372. - Two queens stand before me.

1373. In a moment, I'll ask one of you to shantay,

1374. which means stay,

1375. and one of you to sashay away.

1376. Now, I've consulted with the judges,

1377. but the final decision is mine to make.

1378. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

1379. and save yourself from elimination.

1380. The time has come...

1381. for you to lip-sync...

1382. for your life!

1383. - I don't know what this bitch has got,

1384. but I've got one thing to say about this lip sync:

1385. welcome to the Vinegar Strokes show.

1386. - Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1387. - Ladies, I've made my decision.

1388. Vinegar Strokes, shantay you stay.

1389. - Thank you. Thank you so much.

1390. That means the world to me. Thank you.

1391. - You may join the other girls.

1392. - Gothy Kendoll.

1393. My dear, remember you are a champion,

1394. and we're gonna hear you roar.

1395. Now sashay away.

1396. - Thank you so much. Thank you.

1397. - Miss Kendoll. Miss Kendoll.

1398. - Oh, my God.

1399. - I'm gutted to be the first person eliminated

1400. from "Drag Race UK."

1401. If I could change anything about my time,

1402. I would have come in the door guns blazing.

1403. I feel like my confidence definitely let me down.

1404. I'm so proud that all the hard work, all the energy,

1405. and everything that I put into my drag

1406. is the reason I'm called a real girl.

1407. Rawr.

1408. - Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

1409. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

1410. how the hell you gonna love somebody else?

1411. Can I get an "amen" in here?

1412. - Amen! - Amen!

1413. Now let the music play.

1414. - Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race UK..."

1415. You'll be starring in a sumptuous new costume drama,

1416. "Downton Draggy."

1417. - Action.

1418. - Oh! Oh!

1419. - A gentleman visitor from Season Four—

1420. Oh, episode four.

1421. - Your look tonight was terrifying,

1422. but in the best possible way.

1423. - You expected one of the other characters to go in going,

1424. "What the hell have you done with your makeup?"

1425. - I forgot you.

1426. - I could see you were a nervous wreck.

1427. - Why don't you tell her how you really feel, girl?

1428. - Why'd you not ride it?

1429. - I think you're a mean little horrible little bitch.

1430. - Here's Pandora's box.

1431. Let's just take the lid off.