RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 9x9

1. - Previously, on "All Stars..."

2. You have three. You have three.

3. - Work. - At least we're all near.

4. Like, everyone's still, like, near.

5. - Not everybody. - You got three apples.

6. And that's all that matters.

7. For this week's Maxi Challenge,

8. you need to create runway eleganza

9. that takes inspiration from one of my songs.

10. Ooh.

11. Plastique Tiara,

12. you made a lot of really smart choices here.

13. - The gown is just spectacular. - Thank you, Ru.

14. - Roxxxy Andrews, you have really brought

15. Ms. Lady Cowboy to life.

16. The top two All Stars of the week are

17. Plastique Tiara and Roxxxy Andrews.

18. You each earned a Beautiful Benefactress Badge.

19. This is your chance to win $10,000 for your charity

20. and earn the power to cut off one of your fellow queens

21. from receiving a Beautiful Benefactress Badge next week.

22. - Roxxxy, condragulations. - Ah!

23. You're a winner, baby.

24. This is the final week that the Ruby Snippers

25. can be used to snip a bitch.

26. It's an eye for an eye.

27. Snip, snip, my beautiful sister.

28. I have just won my fourth Benefactress Badge.

29. At this point, I've got $27,500

30. for the Miracle of Love.

31. I'm walking in this Werk Room like,

32. bitch, you can't say shit to the four-badge doll, OK?

33. I want to collect them all, my precious.

34. - I see scissors. - Ooh.

35. For the last time, bitch.

36. For the last— oh, drop it.

37. Look at you with your Cher hair.

38. - I know. - Oh, you got snipped, bitch.

39. I did a snip, bitch.

40. My decision was easy tonight.

41. I came in playing the game of eye for an eye.

42. Girl, you snipped me twice. I snipped you twice.

43. Now there's no more snippers.

44. Let's keep it going on this competition, you know?

45. So if it wasn't the last week,

46. do you think we would have just kept snipping each other?

47. Not unless you came for me again.

48. But thankfully, we don't have to worry about this no more,

49. - bitch, 'cause— - We both—

50. You are gone, bitch.

51. Bitch, we are the definition of scissor sisters.

52. We've been scissoring the whole damn season,

53. but still, here we are— me, Plastique, and Roxxxy

54. in the front of the race, like, doing this,

55. and, like, trying to pass each other.

56. How are you gonna spend your last night with the snippers?

57. Open 'em up, girl, and just—

58. Oh.

59. Who would you have snipped?

60. The one person I wouldn't have snipped was Angeria

61. 'cause she saved me last week, so—

62. but other than that, I didn't know.

63. So luckily, I didn't win, I guess.

64. You have won money for your charity, haven't you?

65. No. I've won four times, but no money.

66. Yeah, but you know what, though?

67. If you make it to the end, you can win

68. - 200,000 fucking dollars. - Fuck yeah.

69. I'm going for the 200k.

70. What if we start with—

71. Uh, y'all know this was the last night for the snippers,

72. but, you know, also,

73. we here for a few more weeks or whatever.

74. So you never know.

75. Yeah, there's absolutely something else coming.

76. Ooh.

77. I think it's gonna be badges, bitch.

78. I think the badges are gonna be hot and wild.

79. Yeah.

80. There are no Ruby Snippers from now on,

81. but there is still a lot of game to be played.

82. And anything could happen.

83. Always keep your eyes peeled,

84. 'cause you can never trust nobody.

85. Wow!

86. - Girl, all these bitches are hungry to win this title,

87. but I'm even hungrier.

88. Just me and my snippers, girl, for the last time.

89. So these hoes better watch out,

90. because I'm for any challenge no matter how big it is.

91. Ah!

92. The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars" receives

93. a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

94. a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

95. and a $200,000 donation to the charity of their choice

96. courtesy of the Palette Fund,

97. with extra special guest judge, Kristine W.

98. OK.

99. Yucka, yucka, yucka.

100. Yuckatah, yuckatah, yuckatah, yuckatah.

101. - At this point, the competition is still close.

102. Everyone is, like, you know,

103. within a couple badges of one another.

104. It's week 9. Time is ticking.

105. I need to win this week so mama can play catch-up.

106. Anybody else feeling gapey today?

107. You're always feeling gapey.

108. Y'all have four fucking badges now.

109. Yeah.

110. Shirt getting a little heavy, ain't it?

111. We have four badges, so do we just go to the finale?

112. Anything can happen.

113. We could be at the top today and on the bottom tomorrow.

114. I don't know if you'll be on the bottom.

115. I just need three more.

116. - OK. - Yes.

117. Let's go.

118. - She done already done had hers.

119. - "All Stars." - Hey.

120. - Hey. - Here's a hot tip.

121. In show biz, you don't have to sell your soul to get ahead.

122. Oh?

123. Usually, a little piece of ass will do the trick.

124. Oops. The devil made me say that.

125. What?

126. Oh!

127. The devil made her say it?

128. - Is there more? - What does that mean?

129. - Hello, hello, hello. - Hey.

130. Ladies.

131. - She's a periwinkle moment. - "All Stars,"

132. from the producers that brought you hits like

133. "Moulin Ru,"Wigloose,"

134. and "The Sound of Rusic" comes another hit show.

135. For this week's Maxi Challenge, you'll be starring in

136. "Rosemarie's Baby Shower: The Rusical."

137. Oh, my god. We got a Rusical!

138. Cue the dream music.

139. - Oh, Rusical! - Oh, my god.

140. It's an all dancing, all singing psychological thriller

141. about New Yorkers willing to sell their souls

142. - for a decent apartment. - OK.

143. Co-ops be damned.

144. First, you'll pick your part.

145. Now, the devil is in the details, so choose wisely.

146. Later today, you'll record your songs

147. with composer David Steinberg

148. and the vocal coach from hell,

149. Michelle Visage.

150. Last but not least, you'll slay the stage

151. with killer choreographer Miguel Zarate.

152. And to help lock your look,

153. we are providing hair-raising hairstyles by Wigs and Grace.

154. - Oh, perfect. - Thank god.

155. Oh, and one more thing.

156. This week, each top two All Star will win

157. two Beautiful Benefactress Badges,

158. one to keep and one to give away.

159. Come on, charity.

160. My god.

161. Being the frontrunner right now, I'm shaking in my boots.

162. The probability and the mathin' is a lot for my brain.

163. And believe it or not, there's still a way

164. for each of you to make it to the top three.

165. I know, mathematics and all of that,

166. but anything is possible.

167. All Stars, start your engines.

168. And may the best drag queen win.

169. For this week's Maxi Challenge,

170. it's the Rusical, honey.

171. And it's "Rosemarie's Baby Shower."

172. Did you register?

173. I'm so excited. This is everything.

174. A spooky Rusical?

175. - I'm gonna cry. - So up your alley.

176. Horror movies are my favorite.

177. I love horror so much. I feel like it's very

178. the gay, trans storyline of life

179. - in the queer community, period. - Yes.

180. I'm so excited for this Rusical.

181. Horror is just so important to queer people.

182. Queer people can watch these films

183. and see themselves in the monsters, in a way,

184. and how society shuns these creatures

185. because they don't understand them.

186. And girl, they're just trying to live.

187. Very us.

188. Who's done Rusicals?

189. - I've done it. - Never.

190. - Yeah. - What was y'all's?

191. - Moulin Ru. - Ooh, it was so good.

192. I was in the bottom that episode.

193. Oh.

194. - Really? - I know. I was gagged, too.

195. It sucked being in the bottom for

196. something that I'm known for, which is performance.

197. I don't know who your character was.

198. You faded away.

199. This time, I really need to redeem myself.

200. All right, let's get to the nitty-gritty.

201. What are these roles?

202. Whatever character I get,

203. I need to find a way to stand out.

204. Rosemarie, sweet, young newlywed

205. who wants nothing more than to be a mother.

206. - Aw. - So that's a sweet role.

207. Ruth, Rosemarie's kooky landlady

208. who might be a devil worshipper.

209. Hmm.

210. Sydney—

211. The other kooky landlady, and Ruth's sister.

212. Blair, a possessed young woman.

213. Pennywise, a scary clown who is a global beauty brand.

214. Morgan, who is an AI doll.

215. I'm down for that.

216. - This is a dance-heavy role. - Dance-heavy. You.

217. Doctor Poltergeist, a medium who specializes in

218. - demonic possessions. - Ah.

219. Rosemarie's Baby— this is a full-grown adult.

220. Thanks for the clarification.

221. I think Blair might be my number one.

222. Blair?

223. Does anyone else want that one?

224. - No, no, no. - You're Blair.

225. - OK, slay. - Work.

226. I'll do Morgan, the AI doll.

227. I mean, it's the only dancing part, and I'm the dancer.

228. - Says who? - OK.

229. I think I wanna do Sydney.

230. I kind of like it, the kind of New Yorky, kitschy,

231. kind of, you know, a little bit like this and that.

232. - Oh, my god. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sold.

233. Sydney's a smart choice because it's very me.

234. And this character runs throughout the entire length

235. of this Rusical.

236. So that means more time for me to stand out

237. in this challenge, which I really need

238. 'cause I have got to get a badge.

239. OK, so Dr. Poltergeist is gonna be a strong singer.

240. Does anybody feel good?

241. I like Dr. Poltergeist a lot.

242. I do, too. Like, that's my number one.

243. I'm really attracted to the role Dr. Poltergeist

244. because it's this big, larger-than-life,

245. Pentecostal exorcist who's gonna come in and save the day.

246. I really think I could win the challenge if I get this role.

247. It's just, yeah, this is something I know I'd do well.

248. Yeah, same.

249. Let's ask the spirits.

250. What the spirits say, girl? Oh, they're going—

251. - They talk to me, girl. - Oh, lord.

252. Hold on. Wait.

253. It's coming to me. It's coming to me.

254. Oh, wait a minute.

255. All right, we ain't getting nothing out of that.

256. Bitch, Miss Nina, girl,

257. you know you can play any one of these parts

258. and you can do good.

259. You do Broadway every week.

260. Put it in a hat or jar.

261. I mean, it's only fair.

262. We can do that.

263. We're supposed to be here for charity.

264. Just let me have the part.

265. That'll be your charity for the day.

266. And the role of Dr. Poltergeist...

267. Goes to—

268. Nina.

269. Angeria, then why don't you and I do the sisters?

270. OK, let's do it.

271. OK, slay.

272. Shannel is somebody that I have experience working with.

273. I know that we could do a good job together,

274. so I'm like, you know what? Why not? I'm finna be Ruth.

275. And I'm finna be the best damn Ruth I can be. Mm-hmm.

276. All the other girls are gonna be wishing they had Ruth.

277. - I want the baby. - You wanna be the baby?

278. - I like Rosemarie. - OK.

279. - OK. - Fierce.

280. So I am Pennywise, a scary clown. Ooh.

281. Well, at least you're able to keep your makeup

282. the same then, right, bitch?

283. She wanna talk about makeup!

284. What up?

285. Oh, dear.

286. Hey, good morning.

287. We now get to record our vocals.

288. And I am excited because Michelle just has a way.

289. She knows how to get me comfortable

290. and eases it in and not— never mind.

291. Uh...

292. Welcome, All Stars. Hey.

293. Are you ready to make some black magic?

294. - Ooh. - Good.

295. Now say hello to your composer. This is David Steinberg.

296. - all: Hi. - Nice to see you.

297. All right. So up first, we have Shannely.

298. Do you sing?

299. No. Not if I can avoid it.

300. - At all? - No, no.

301. - Do you sing in the shower? - Never.

302. No, no.

303. I've never done a Rusical, and I'm not a singer,

304. and I'm never going to be a singer.

305. So shitting bricks.

306. Sell it with your character.

307. - From my mouth to god's ears. - Amen.

308. Cute, love it.

309. - Why. - Why.

310. You have a voice in there.

311. Shannel's vocals are hilarious.

312. And thank god because Shannel needs a badge.

313. - Great. - That was really good.

314. - I'm obsessed with this character.

315. I'm literally possessed.

316. So I can just be literally insane the whole time.

317. This is the true story of my life.

318. OK. Same.

319. I was just an average girl. And then—

320. Then Satan took you for a twirl.

321. - Mm-hmm. - Is Satan Violet Chachki?

322. Honey.

323. You said it.

324. When I think of gospel, I think of Nina West.

325. I know, right? I know. Exactly.

326. Let's do it, baby. You got this.

327. Musical theater is my life.

328. So this is right up my alley,

329. but it's also a lot of pressure

330. because I have a lot to live up to.

331. That was great. That was great.

332. - Ooh, my skin's burning. - Come on, Nins.

333. - Come on. - OK, octave jumper.

334. Girl, of course Nina's doing good.

335. She do Broadway every week.

336. It's all right. It's all right!

337. It's all right. It's fine.

338. I guess.

339. I love it.

340. I chose Morgan the AI doll

341. because she has the most dancing.

342. But now, I'm like, uh, I don't know. I don't know.

343. I don't know because I'm not a very robotic person.

344. So I'm trying to figure out how I'm gonna put

345. my Jorgeousness into this character.

346. You were slightly off on every line.

347. - OK. - So let's try again.

348. OK.

349. - Jorgeous, very good. - Really? OK, yes.

350. Just lean into it.

351. - Give us a character. - I will.

352. - OK. - I'm leaning.

353. 'Cause you know she's doing something shady here.

354. - OK. - Let us feel that

355. so we're like, ooh.

356. It won't cost much— just your voice.

357. - OK. - Do you know what I mean?

358. - Mm-hmm. - Cover up your nipple, girl.

359. - Who are you selling milk to? - They've been out all day.

360. It's the itchy badges. They're so—

361. It's the badges.

362. They're so heavy.

363. Rosemarie is, like, this nice girl

364. who's really desperate to have a baby.

365. So I'm giving sex, wet, moist, dripping.

366. Plastique is in heat.

367. I mean, doorknobs aren't safe around her right now.

368. - You like that? - I love it.

369. You like that, big daddy?

370. Oh, you wanna—OK.

371. Pennywise, she is an ooky-spooky clown.

372. It's definitely outside of my comfort zone,

373. but she is the demon doll today, OK?

374. I'm gunning for my fifth badge

375. so I can stay ahead of these girls.

376. Does that hurt?

377. - It does, but it sounds scary. - OK.

378. Angie is knocked out.

379. Angie could fall asleep through anything.

380. That crazy noise that Roxxxy's doing with her voice—

381. Eat your heart out, Kim Chi.

382. She's relaxed.

383. Come on, Rosemarie's Baby.

384. Goo-goo, gaga.

385. Stupid.

386. So I get the Rosemarie's Baby.

387. She doesn't come out till the end, so I'm like,

388. damn, I have to wait the whole Rusical to come out?

389. I gotta come up with a trick.

390. I have to pull a trick out of my panty sleeve.

391. Her foot's, like, pointing towards us.

392. - I know. - Oh, my god.

393. It's like this.

394. "The Exorcist" foot.

395. Vanjie's getting way too into the character.

396. Her foot is literally turning around and staring at us.

397. I don't want that foot looking at me!

398. Ow.

399. You said, when you get to know me.

400. Can you keep it at once you get to know me?

401. You're so close.

402. - I didn't say once? - You said when.

403. - I did? - Yes.

404. Did I say it right?

405. No?

406. Once.

407. Once.

408. I was getting frustrated when I couldn't get it right

409. the first time 'cause I'm very, like—

410. I'm a one take. I could do it. I could do it.

411. So if it doesn't come out right the first time,

412. I get a little— start to get spiraling.

413. Eh?

414. Over it!

415. - Go back a little bit. - Oh, my god.

416. Oh!

417. Hello, queens.

418. - Hello. - Yes.

419. Y'all ready to dance with the devil?

420. In the pale moonlight, mama.

421. We got the recordings done.

422. Thank god. I'm like, this is what I need.

423. I'm not gonna lie to you.

424. There are sections within the Rusical

425. that are choreographically heavy

426. because it's a part of the challenge.

427. - Miguel has worked with Ariana Grande,

428. Janet Jackson.

429. I'm ready 'cause I know I'm good at choreography.

430. And my performance could get me on top two spots.

431. Rosemarie's Offspring, you have a gag-full number

432. - full of choreography. - I want all of it.

433. - I know. - Throw it all out.

434. I want dancers, I want props, fan machine, pyrotechnics,

435. bubble machine, fog.

436. We going straight to hell and then back again.

437. - And back again. - Yes.

438. 5, 6, and 7, 8.

439. Holy guacamole.

440. Drop your arms, wipe it up, bang, bang.

441. - Yes. - Come on.

442. She's got a good baby.

443. You're doing great, sweetie.

444. This choreography feels good.

445. I mean, I'm catching it like a—

446. like a dick.

447. Here we go. 5, 6, 7. Push it out.

448. 1 and 2 and 3 and 4.

449. Shit, no.

450. I am worried about the speed with which we're moving.

451. 1 and 2 and 3 and nope. Do it again.

452. From the top, Nina.

453. You go 1 and 2. Don't look down, Nina.

454. - OK. - 5, 6, 7, and 1 and 2.

455. This is like, my worst nightmare doing it by myself.

456. - Why? - I don't know.

457. I mean, hey, it's the part you wanted.

458. You fought for it.

459. Now you're fighting with this choreography.

460. Ugh.

461. So y'all are the baby shower guests.

462. - Yes. - Three iconic,

463. inspired by horror film characters.

464. - Yes. - Inspired.

465. So characterization is really big on this one.

466. It's not gonna save you from the choreography

467. 'cause the choreography is part of a great Rusical.

468. Yeah.

469. Miguel ain't playing today, OK?

470. He's the dancer doll.

471. One. We made a deal with the devil.

472. He ain't giving us drag queen choreography.

473. He's giving us Beyoncé backup dancer choreo. OK?

474. 5, 6, 7, 8.

475. Go, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.

476. Circle, face. Snap it.

477. Turn it up, up, down, circle, push.

478. Hip, hip. Not bad.

479. Mik, believe in yourself more.

480. Thank you.

481. Throw it, 1. Turn it, 2, 3, and 4.

482. Circle 5. Push it, 6.

483. Bop, bop.

484. Roxxxy, I'm not worried at all.

485. Push through. You got it.

486. Jorgeous, you look good as hell.

487. Your only issue is you take the focus away just from the steps

488. and bring the focus to the personality.

489. Bitch, you're playing the AI robot.

490. The way you perform it and the way you characterize it

491. - is major. - OK.

492. How do I perform as an AI doll?

493. I don't want to look too robotic

494. 'cause I don't want the judges to say

495. you weren't expressive enough,

496. but I don't want to be too expressive,

497. and then the judges say that I wasn't robotic enough, so.

498. Oh, my god. I'm nervous just thinking about it.

499. Your counts are 1 and 2 and 3 and 4, 5, and 6.

500. Oh, wait a minute.

501. And you know I'm back here struggling.

502. And you ain't even looking at me.

503. You got it, Angie.

504. I am cut off, but, bitch, it's OK,

505. 'cause both of the top two

506. are gonna get an extra badge to give away.

507. So if I win this week,

508. whoever I am in the top two with,

509. I am going to offer a badge and hopefully, get one in return.

510. OK? OK?

511. Left to right.

512. Left to right.

513. Shannel, your heels go left,

514. and then your hands go left as well.

515. I was feeling pretty decent about this challenge

516. until we started doing the choreography.

517. Give some tit and you might just get some tat.

518. Good. Angie, that was good.

519. - Thank you. - Don't look down.

520. Honestly, Plastique, I'm really impressed by you.

521. I just move.

522. Well, you're a well-versed mover.

523. - Shannel, we're gonna get there. - Lost. Lost.

524. This choreography is a fucking nightmare.

525. It is so fast.

526. And I am just not getting it at all.

527. Like, at fucking all.

528. 7, hands, 8. Strong on 8.

529. On 8. That's after 7, before 1.

530. I don't know how to count with— I have no idea.

531. So when you're saying that, it doesn't make any sense to me.

532. OK, well, I'm gonna teach you.

533. I'll get you there, Shannel.

534. This is week 9, and I'm running out of

535. opportunities to win a badge.

536. Fuck. I've gotta figure this shit out.

537. Ugh, god.

538. We have a lot to do, but this is a great start.

539. - Yeah. - Sounds good.

540. Bring it.

541. Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."

542. Michelle Visage, now, what is

543. the scariest musical you've ever seen?

544. Oh, that's easy. "Cats."

545. She's a black magic woman!

546. TS Madison.

547. You'd better be careful, Ru, or I'll put a spell on you.

548. Darling, you already have.

549. Oh.

550. And one of the greatest dance club artists of all time,

551. my pal, Kristine W.

552. - Hello! - Hi, Ru.

553. I love you so much and I'm happy as hell to be here.

554. Mm-hmm.

555. We are so happy to have you here.

556. This week, we challenged our queens to really deliver

557. in "Rosemarie's Baby Shower: The Rusical."

558. And tonight on the runway, category is

559. Bring Back My Pearls.

560. All Stars, start your engines.

561. And may the best drag queen win.

562. And now, the world premiere of "Rosemarie's Baby Shower:

563. The Rusical."

564. - You are cordially invited to Rosemarie's baby shower.

565. Rosemarie, it's the perfect apartment.

566. It's so big, right by the park,

567. and totally in our budget.

568. Don't you think it's kinda creepy?

569. - Hello, hello, hello. - Hello, hello.

570. - Oh, you scared us. - Sorry, dearie.

571. I'm Ruth, and this is Sydney. We're your landladies.

572. You must be Johnny, the very talented but unemployed actor.

573. And you're Rosemarie, and you wanna have a baby.

574. How did you know?

575. We have our sources.

576. Sign the lease.

577. We just need your security deposit,

578. your first born, and your souls.

579. Wait, what did you say?

580. Ooh.

581. Pay no attention to my sister.

582. She watches a lot of Fox News.

583. As I was saying—

584. I'm sorry. It's been a long day, and I'm quite tired.

585. Honey, let's just sign the lease.

586. This deal is too good to pass up.

587. Here's some of our famous holy guacamole.

588. Enjoy.

589. Let's start making our dreams come true.

590. Is it just me, or did those two ladies

591. seem like devil worshippers?

592. Honey, you watch too much MSNBC.

593. Is it getting hot in here, or is it the jalapeño?

594. I'll be right back.

595. But don't you wanna make a baby?

596. Yeah.

597. Hey, boys. You look like fun.

598. Shh, don't tell my husband.

599. Hello?

600. A lead in an A-list Hollywood movie?

601. Starts tomorrow?

602. Uh-huh.

603. Honey, there's something I need to tell you.

604. Sorry, babe. Gotta go.

605. Hollywood calling.

606. But, Johnny, I think I might be pregnant.

607. I made deviled eggs.

608. Isn't a baby a marvelous thing?

609. But how did you know?

610. The walls in here are very thin.

611. I'm worried. I need to see a doctor.

612. First things first.

613. We invited a few of the neighbors over

614. for a baby shower.

615. Oh.

616. Hi, I'm Blair.

617. You might remember me from "The Exorcist."

618. Pea soup, pea soup.

619. Thanks for remembering,

620. but really, I'm just like you, Rosemarie.

621. We have a lot in common.

622. Oh.

623. I invented spinning.

624. Your mother darns socks in hell.

625. Your mother darns socks in hell.

626. Your mother darns socks in hell.

627. Your mother darns socks in hell.

628. Oh, my god.

629. Pennywise, ya made it!

630. Can't have a party without a clown.

631. Right, Rosemarie?

632. Eat your heart out, Kim Chi.

633. What are all these old people doing here?

634. You're all very talented, but I need to see a doctor!

635. Dr. Poltergeist, at your cervix.

636. Who invited you?

637. Doctor, thank goodness.

638. I think my baby might have... horns?

639. The only way to fight the darkness is with the light.

640. Y'all mind hanging back? You're jamming my frequency.

641. These wicked residents,

642. your soul has sacrificed.

643. And deep within you grows the seed of a nasty poltergeist.

644. Yay.

645. I feel it!

646. The light?

647. No, the baby!

648. It's coming!

649. Is it a boy?

650. Is it a girl?

651. Is it the devil?

652. No, it's my beautiful baby.

653. Aw.

654. Ooh, it's so big.

655. Hello, mother.

656. Pleased to meet me?

657. Is that—

658. - Sam Smith? - Work.

659. Demon spawn! I cast thee out!

660. Wait, no.

661. I had a vision.

662. Give her some room.

663. What is it, dear?

664. There is no such thing as hell.

665. It's just code for the things that we're afraid of

666. and we don't understand.

667. She's coming around.

668. I don't understand any of this

669. or any of you, for that matter,

670. but that doesn't make you wrong or evil.

671. It just makes you you.

672. You're one of us now, dear.

673. This house is clean, officially.

674. - Wow. - All right.

675. Holy guacamole.

676. Holy guacamole.

677. - Holy guacamole. - Holy guacamole!

678. - I got a lot on my mind. - Uh-oh.

679. And I wanna get it out.

680. - Come on. Come on. - We head-turned that bitch.

681. - Yeah! - We turnt it.

682. I honestly think this was one of the best Rusicals

683. in "Drag Race" herstory.

684. Like, we ate that. We ate that up.

685. I thought I did pretty good.

686. I felt like I brought the character to life,

687. but at the same time, everybody turned it out.

688. So I hope the judges see all the hard work that I was doing.

689. And maybe I could get another badge this week.

690. I need my Rusical redemption.

691. I don't know how these judges are gonna decide on this one.

692. Uh-huh.

693. I loved this challenge. It was so much fun.

694. - I know. - So much fun.

695. I had the best time.

696. I had so much fun with my character.

697. I had so much fun with, you know, everybody else

698. - on stage interacting. - Mm-hmm.

699. You did a really fabulous job.

700. Thanks, sis.

701. - You were great out there. - I really tried.

702. Honey, you were great.

703. - Yes, bitch. - Thank you.

704. I'm proud of myself 'cause this was

705. definitely something that was very out of my wheelhouse.

706. - It's your first Rusical. - Yeah.

707. it was my very first Rusical, but I enjoyed it. It was fun.

708. Performing this week was great for me because

709. I kind of did have a

710. "go with it, enjoy, embrace, have fun" mentality.

711. And I think it's because last week, I was able to just

712. let some shit go.

713. For 15 years, I think I've just felt like a failure

714. because I made the decision to leave

715. because I want to make you proud.

716. I'm proud of you already, Shannel.

717. That means the world.

718. It was such a big sigh of relief

719. that I didn't know that I needed.

720. And I feel really good.

721. I think I did a pretty good job.

722. And there's two badges on the line per person.

723. Do y'all know who you would give it to if you get it?

724. You don't have to say.

725. - All right. Well, that's that. - That's that.

726. I feel like if I were to win, like,

727. I would honestly give one to Shannel

728. 'cause bitch has been turning it this whole competition.

729. Thank you, baby.

730. Well, if anyone would like to give me a badge—

731. I'm accepting badges.

732. - I'm accepting badges. - You got a lot.

733. Literally, you got so much.

734. - Plastique and I both have four badges.

735. Technically, we're in the lead,

736. but today, the badges are gonna be flying.

737. Something to keep in mind, too, girl.

738. If two people are in the top,

739. they could actually give the badges to each other.

740. - That's interesting. - Yes.

741. Since we always thinking of math solutions thing.

742. These hoes are still mathing.

743. And this game can flip on the drop of a dime.

744. Category is Bring Back My Pearls.

745. Up first, Plastique Tiara.

746. Oh. Ooh.

747. That is one shell of a woman.

748. The pearl is here.

749. The birth of Venus, the birth of Plastique.

750. Who run the world? Pearls.

751. - I'm in a MUGLER-ized outfit,

752. drizzling down the runway.

753. She's ready for hot pearl summer.

754. Somebody's getting shucked tonight.

755. Up next, Angeria.

756. - Ooh. - Gorgeous.

757. Honey, that ain't no Burlington Coat Factory.

758. I think you mean "Pearlington" Coat Factory.

759. Oh, my god, I love this.

760. I love this runway.

761. I feel absolutely stunning right now.

762. I am channeling all of my showgirl, pageant energy.

763. She's just donated her coat to the Goodwill.

764. - You just can't go wrong with pearls.

765. They're just so glamorous and classy and sophisticated.

766. Angeria Paris VanMichaels,

767. now starring in "Show Pearls."

768. Up next, Shannel.

769. I warned you. Next time, wear sunscreen.

770. - My outfit is pearls from the year 3000 on another planet.

771. Ru, this is awkward. Is it contagious?

772. - I am just living my entire fantasy.

773. It's not about the glamour and the beauty.

774. Instead, I'm walking the runway, having fun,

775. and this is a different vibe for me.

776. Hey, Michelle. You know where she lives?

777. - Where? - Pearl Harbor.

778. Of course she does.

779. Up next, Gottmik.

780. - Ooh. - Ooh.

781. Why it gotta be black pearl?

782. - This week on the runway, I am serving black pearl,

783. demon, skeleton, or ram-headed artistry, down.

784. And I am just obsessed.

785. Sea monkeys sure have changed since I was a kid.

786. They sure have.

787. Up next, Roxxxy Andrews.

788. Ooh. You know where she got that dress?

789. - Uh-uh. Where? - The Strand.

790. - The doll is walking down the runway

791. in her pearl, glamorous outfit.

792. And when I made this, I was thinking of a flapper.

793. This one is more of

794. a reference to old-school Roxxxy.

795. You know, I've been kind of changing my silhouettes here,

796. but I'm very confident in

797. my thick and juicy ass and my shape.

798. I know that the judges are living and breathing

799. for this moment.

800. I'm the pearl doll.

801. I said aim for my face.

802. Hey, say hello to Pearl Ginsburg for me.

803. - Up next, Jorgeous. - Ooh.

804. I see Jorgeous is finally coming out of her shell.

805. - I'm looking so sickening stomping down the runway

806. in this gold and pearl look with the pearls in my hair.

807. I'm showing leg.

808. I'm feeling like an unshucked oyster right now.

809. And we all know the best way to enjoy an oyster is raw.

810. Up next, Nina West.

811. I'd like to keep it on, please.

812. Call her mother, of pearl!

813. - My look is like a sci-fi Elizabethan celebration.

814. To all the pearls I've loved before.

815. - I wanted to create kind of a queen of her own kingdom.

816. She's starring in the biography of Queen Victoria,

817. "Princi-pearl."

818. Up next, Miss Vanjie on the half shell.

819. - Yeah. - Miss Clam-jie.

820. Miss Clam-jie.

821. - I'm giving y'all "The Little Mermaid" live action,

822. but one of the sisters with the clam—

823. is it a clam or oyster?

824. Anyway.

825. I know there ain't no more pearls left in Santee Alley.

826. I'm gonna tell you that right now.

827. I cleared it out. And I know I'm looking right.

828. Back for "All Stars," it's Clammy Brown.

829. God clam it!

830. Welcome, queens.

831. Tonight, "All Star" rules have been revised.

832. Tonight, I'll name the top All Stars of the week.

833. And each will receive two Beautiful Benefactress Badges—

834. one to keep and one to give away.

835. The Ruby Snippers have been shipped

836. to the Smithsonian, darling.

837. So moving forward, no one will be scissoring their sister.

838. Now, it's time for the judges' critiques.

839. First up, Plastique.

840. First, I wanna say that I would 100% buy tickets

841. to see this Rusical with my hard-earned money.

842. It was that good.

843. Plastique, you did a great job as Rosemarie.

844. I think my favorite thing was how you worked in

845. the signature Plastique TikTok move.

846. My one move that I got.

847. You were so perfect for that role.

848. And you and Jesse had great chemistry together.

849. Did Jesse slip you the tongue?

850. Yes, this is the aftermath of what happened.

851. Oh, OK.

852. - This look that you have on, absolutely stunning.

853. - A true goddess out there. - Thank you so much.

854. Up next, Angeria.

855. What a show you put on for everybody.

856. You had every nuance down.

857. And it just completely embodied the character.

858. If I was trying to get an apartment full of spirits,

859. you would definitely be the bitch that I'd go to, OK?

860. Tonight, this look is just beautiful.

861. I mean, you can tell—

862. I'm gonna say it— how cunt you feel.

863. Yes, ma'am.

864. Up next, Shannel.

865. Great work as Sydney. Oh, my goodness.

866. You worked that caftan. Fantastic.

867. Even when you weren't in the scene,

868. you were still in character, and it was mesmerizing.

869. I was getting the Streisand with the nail.

870. Hello, gorgeous. Yes.

871. Hello, gorgeous.

872. - Verklempt. Yes. - And tonight,

873. what I wanna take a minute to praise you about

874. is how out of the comfort zone this is for you.

875. And I love you for doing that.

876. Great night for you, Shannel.

877. This is the level of performance

878. we've come to expect from you in the 15 years

879. that you have been a part of this family.

880. I appreciate that. Thank you so much.

881. Up next, Gottmik.

882. I feel like this character was

883. a really good choice for you.

884. Even with the choreo, you were doing backflip after backflip.

885. So fun. Loved it.

886. And you could tell you loved it.

887. And this, of course, is so beautiful.

888. You were the only one that chose black pearls.

889. This outfit looks so good on you.

890. You're making me horny, baby. Horny.

891. - Now, who made this outfit? - Diego Montoya.

892. Is he a boxer?

893. He might as well be. This is fierce. I live.

894. Up next, Roxxxy.

895. Now, here's the thing.

896. I have a paralyzing fear of clowns.

897. Sorry.

898. - And you were looking at me with those eyes

899. and that makeup, and I literally was like—

900. You did such a spectacular job and it was wonderful.

901. With the makeup design, you went in deep.

902. And then to watch the scary-ass clown

903. doing all that dancing—

904. That was really, really crazy.

905. I didn't recognize you, literally,

906. when you came out on the stage again.

907. You know, to see you in this gorgeous outfit,

908. - I was just like, wow. - Thank you so much.

909. Up next, Jorgeous.

910. Man, dynamite comes in small packages.

911. You definitely commanded the stage,

912. and all eyes were on you.

913. I cannot tell you how proud of you I am.

914. That was perfection from the beginning to the end.

915. Thank you.

916. You were so into it.

917. I was like, I wanna take her home

918. and let her tear my whole neighborhood up.

919. Your look is gorgeous.

920. The pearls are long. The gold is golden.

921. The hair is hairing.

922. - Honey, you're giving it. - Thank you.

923. You have listened to these critiques.

924. And you have risen, honey.

925. - Oh. - Yes.

926. Up next, Nina West.

927. I have a very deep religious church background.

928. And while you were dancing and calling out the spirit,

929. I was over here saying—

930. Come out! I was right there with you

931. casting that demon on up out of there, girl.

932. There were times where I thought, you know,

933. - some of Edna popped out. - Really?

934. Yeah, but that's not a bad thing.

935. - OK, work. - 'Cause it's just that

936. presence of a big bawdy kind of woman in drag.

937. You have so much charisma out on stage.

938. And thank you for bringing this look.

939. It made the buffet even more spectacular.

940. Now, you've made quite the entrance in this outfit.

941. Kristine said it. You are so charismatic.

942. When you hit that stage, it was so wonderful.

943. Thank you.

944. Up next, Miss Vanjie.

945. Vanjie, you were red-hot when you came out.

946. You didn't miss a step.

947. Listen, I knew you would be a showstopper.

948. You've got the charisma.

949. What I didn't know was that

950. your vocals would be so fantastic.

951. And I don't know why, you've got a sound booth

952. wrapped around your head right now.

953. You looked so beautiful.

954. I said, god clam it. This girl done stole my heart.

955. Beautiful. Absolutely gorgeous.

956. Forever grateful for—

957. I really do appreciate just being here.

958. We're, like, towards the end of it.

959. So it's, like, starting to, like—

960. we about to graduate again. I do be crying.

961. That's OK.

962. There is a soft, soft underbelly child up in there.

963. I'm so proud of you, all of you.

964. Thank you, "All Stars." I think we've heard enough.

965. While you enjoy delicious

966. House of Love cocktails and mocktails,

967. the judges and I will deliberate.

968. You may leave the stage.

969. My, oh, my. What an amazing show.

970. All right, just between us girlfriends,

971. we need to choose the top two All Stars of the week.

972. Every time I see Plastique, I see perfection.

973. There could have been no other girl on this stage

974. to play Rosemarie.

975. I thought she was fantastic.

976. She didn't miss a beat.

977. Looked great, sounded great.

978. And there was chemistry between her and her play husband.

979. Shannel was fantastic, just brought a lot to that role.

980. And the chemistry with Angeria was palpable.

981. Shannel looked the part. Barbara, Tan Mom.

982. And her lip syncing was spot-on.

983. She pulled me in.

984. She stayed in character, girl.

985. And I believed every single moment.

986. Vanjie struggled when she came into vocals.

987. And she sounded fantastic.

988. But I was also blown away by the presence that she had.

989. She came out working that hair

990. and the choreography just exuded a lot of confidence.

991. I was surprised by the tone and quality of Vanjie's voice.

992. - Yep. - It was flawless.

993. Nina was so Dr. Poltergeist, honey,

994. that I caught the spirit three times.

995. Ooh.

996. She had a very big personality role

997. and she delivered all of it.

998. That big gospel number was not easy.

999. And she was able to do it, still stay in character,

1000. and look fantastic.

1001. She nailed it, totally.

1002. Two years of being on stage, city after city, in "Hairspray"

1003. has turned her into a real stage presence.

1004. Couldn't take my eyes off of Miss Nina West.

1005. I was proud of every single one of these queens tonight.

1006. So many of them had breakthroughs,

1007. but Jorgeous really blew me away

1008. from the acting to the vocals

1009. to the choreography to becoming an AI doll.

1010. She was it!

1011. Jorgeous AI ate that, OK?

1012. Yes.

1013. "AI ate that."

1014. I'm just most proud that Jorgeous has pushed herself

1015. into these areas that I don't think she knew she could do.

1016. All right. Silence! I've made my decision.

1017. Bring back my "All Stars."

1018. Welcome back, "All Stars."

1019. Based on your "Rosemarie's Baby Shower" performances

1020. and your Bring Back My Pearls runway presentations,

1021. I've made some decisions.

1022. The top two All Stars of the week are—

1023. Jorgeous.

1024. - Oh, my god. - Yes!

1025. Oh, my god. Thank you.

1026. And Shannel.

1027. Come on, Shannel!

1028. I won a fucking badge!

1029. And on a challenge that's such a big part of the season.

1030. Yeah, I did it.

1031. Condragulations.

1032. You've each earned two Beautiful Benefactress Badges,

1033. one to keep and one to give away.

1034. And you're both one step closer to winning the $200,000

1035. - grand prize for your charity. - Whew.

1036. Ladykins, the rest of you may take a seat.

1037. - Thank you. - Thank you, baby.

1038. Come on, baby!

1039. Two All Stars stand before me.

1040. Ladies, this is your chance to impress me

1041. and win $10,000 for your cause.

1042. The time has come...

1043. For you to lip sync for your charity.

1044. - Me and Shannel are both fighting

1045. for mental health charities.

1046. But sorry, Mary, I am gunning for this win.

1047. DJ, spin that shit.

1048. Good luck.

1049. And don't fuck it up!

1050. All right.

1051. Yes, baby.

1052. Give it to us, babe.

1053. - Oh, I'm cheering. I'm doing everything.

1054. 'Cause they got badges to hand out, too.

1055. I'm like a salesperson on the side.

1056. - Cheers, babe. - Come on.

1057. All Stars, I've made my decision.

1058. Jorgeous, Shannel.

1059. It's a tie.

1060. - Work, bitch. - Yes.

1061. - Congratulations. - Thank you.

1062. You are both winners, baby.

1063. You've each won a cash tip of $5,000 for your charities.

1064. Work.

1065. The National Alliance on Mental Illness

1066. and the Anxiety and Depression Association of America.

1067. Yes.

1068. Queens, please join Jorgeous and Shannel onstage.

1069. Jorgeous, Shannel.

1070. With great power comes great responsibility.

1071. You each have a Beautiful Benefactress Badge

1072. to give away.

1073. All the queens are eligible to receive your gift.

1074. Jorgeous, which queen will receive the gift

1075. of your Beautiful Benefactress Badge?

1076. This choice could totally affect

1077. who makes it to the finale,

1078. but I'm just going with what my heart tells me.

1079. Ooh. Well, I was talking about it in the Werk Room,

1080. and I wanna keep my word.

1081. She's been working hard all season,

1082. and I really wanna to give this badge to

1083. this bitch, Shannel.

1084. - Come on. Come on. - Yes. Absolutely.

1085. - Thank you, baby. - Absolutely.

1086. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1087. Shannel, which queen will receive your

1088. Beautiful Benefactress Badge?

1089. I actually did hear Jorgeous mention

1090. that she would give me a badge.

1091. And immediately in my head I thought,

1092. well, if I would be in the top two,

1093. I would give my other one to her as well.

1094. - So, Jorgeous— - Oh, sis!

1095. - Oh, my— - You get the other badge.

1096. Sister! Oh, my god.

1097. - I love you. - I love you too, bitch.

1098. - What? OK. - Yes, ma'am.

1099. Work.

1100. Table done turned over and flipped over, bitch.

1101. And now Shannel has two badges and Jorgeous got four.

1102. These some smart bitches, girl.

1103. I don't even blame you, but I see you, girl!

1104. Yeah, I don't even blame you, girl.

1105. I would've did it, too.

1106. Well, well, well. Condragulations, "All Stars."

1107. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

1108. how in the hell you gon' love somebody else?

1109. Can I get an amen up in here? Amen!

1110. All right. Now, let the music play.

1111. Next time on "All Stars..."

1112. Shannel got two now.

1113. And Jorgeous is in the four club.

1114. - Now it's a tight race. - I don't feel safe at all.

1115. For this week's Maxi Challenge,

1116. Mama Ru is throwing a lip sync Lolla-pa-Ru-za.

1117. - This is the battle royale right here.

1118. I have some stiff competition but this is what we do.

1119. My god.

1120. Let's fucking go!