RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 9x7

1. Previously on "All Stars"...

2. - I don't know if I can do this.

3. No, no, no, no.

4. Wait.

5. Mik, I'm honestly so sorry.

6. Roxxxy is just the saddest front-runner I've ever seen.

7. Which queen is secretary of delusion?

8. Am I delusional?

9. Honestly, Sis, I feel like you think that you're gonna

10. win some of these challenges.

11. Michelle's vagina is so deep,

12. Leah Remini is still hiding from Scientology in there.

13. Brilliant.

14. Nina West is so damn ugly, she went to her proctologist,

15. and bitch, he just takes his finger

16. and sticks it in her mouth.

17. I ain't lying.

18. You are naturally funny.

19. I'm so proud of you.

20. The top two All Stars of the week are...

21. Angeria and Plastique.

22. What?

23. Condragulations.

24. You've each earned a Beautiful Benefactress Badge.

25. This is your chance to earn the power

26. to cut off one of your fellow queens

27. from receiving a Beautiful Benefactress Badge next week.

28. Angeria, condragulations.

29. You're a winner, baby.

30. With great power comes great responsibility.

31. Well, maybe we shouldn't do that.

32. Um, OK, can you give me one second to pray about it?

33. Bitch, I'm stalling.

34. The Lord hath spoken.

35. Snip, snip, bitch.

36. Oh.

37. All right, bitch.

38. Bitch.

39. Bitch, am I still delusional?

40. Two badges—check.

41. $20,000 for the National Black Justice Coalition—check.

42. Cut Roxxxy Andrews again—

43. check.

44. Hi, Roxxxy.

45. Poor me.

46. - Poor you. - Hi.

47. OK, I'm dying.

48. Oh, my God.

49. How's it going?

50. It's going good.

51. How are you feeling?

52. So good.

53. Good.

54. This is war of the snippers, honey.

55. It is insane.

56. Angeria cut off Roxxxy.

57. Roxxxy cut off Angeria.

58. And now Angeria cut off Roxxxy again?

59. Um, how do you actually feel?

60. So I expected this.

61. I have the most badges, and I get that.

62. As far as how I'm feeling is that you are

63. playing a different game than I'm playing.

64. I don't believe it's just for badges.

65. I'm not gonna buy it.

66. So I'm good.

67. Well, no, Roxxxy. I—

68. - I'm good. - No. Wait, wait.

69. - No, 'cause— - I'm good.

70. Bitch, Roxxxy is mad.

71. What game do you think she's playing?

72. I'm just asking.

73. There was a lot that happened on stage tonight

74. that I feel like was more acted out because it's an easy pick.

75. Literally, I expected you to just go, snip, snip, bitch.

76. You got the most badges. Bye.

77. Oh, no, no.

78. It was too many dramatics.

79. I didn't come here for all that.

80. I swear, Roxxxy, like,

81. I really didn't know what to do.

82. I was not faking it. No, bitch.

83. Like, girl, I was stalling.

84. I also owed Gottmik because she cut me off.

85. So, girl, I ain't even know who I was gonna choose.

86. We're gonna keep continuing to work.

87. I can't get a badge next week, and that's no tea.

88. What is the badge count?

89. I ain't got one, so I don't know.

90. - I'm three. - I'm two.

91. - Two. - Two.

92. - Two. - Three.

93. Oh, three?

94. My queen.

95. I'm not really good at anything, you guys.

96. Let me just put that out there.

97. No, not at all.

98. Nina, how you feeling?

99. I didn't deliver, you know? And—

100. I think you delivered.

101. I think you delivered.

102. But I didn't, you know?

103. Otherwise, I'd have another badge.

104. I'm sitting here with one badge.

105. And then, when you say you're not good at anything,

106. and I'm really good at something,

107. and I'm not rising to the top, it's frustrating to me.

108. It was just luck.

109. I just—I'm just—

110. Yikes.

111. Let's get out of drag. Fuck this.

112. - At the beginning of this competition,

113. I don't think anyone anticipated me

114. excelling in these challenges.

115. You want to see me take off my corset?

116. So I've been flying under the radar

117. and sneaking to the top like a ninja.

118. - Hi-ya! - Ninja.

119. And now I feel so strong.

120. Fee, fi, fo, fum!

121. At the same time, absolutely, I am a target now.

122. Mama, you getting snipped.

123. Oh, my God.

124. I can just feel the eyes just glaring at me,

125. and it feels...

126. good.

127. Uh!

128. The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

129. receives a one-year supply

130. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

131. a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

132. and a $200,000 donation

133. to the charity of their choice,

134. courtesy of The Palette Fund.

135. With extra-special guest judge Colton Haynes.

136. Let's do it.

137. Yes!

138. Another day, another slay.

139. - Hey, everybody. - Hey, everybody.

140. We are more than halfway through the competition,

141. and the game is so close right now.

142. One badge could make all of the difference.

143. So this week, I'm coming for the top spot.

144. That's the only time I'll ever say something like that.

145. Let me tell you something.

146. I was doing a little math.

147. Oh, no.

148. Oh, here you go, bitch.

149. You know how, like, everyone's been blocking

150. the one with the most badges, right?

151. I was thinking about it,

152. and there's three spots at the finale.

153. So if you want to get to that spot,

154. you should cut the people who have

155. the same amount of badges as you.

156. Then they can't get any higher.

157. If you block off the highest person—

158. They're gonna still have high.

159. They're still gonna have the highest badges.

160. Girl, you just don't want to get cut off this week.

161. Hello, hello, hello.

162. Hi.

163. All right, Mama.

164. Good morning, ladykins.

165. Good morning.

166. So you've all been working tirelessly,

167. and even the best queens can get a little emotional.

168. But I'm here to remind you that when life gives you lemons,

169. make fruit salad.

170. Huh.

171. Oh, pit crew.

172. For today's mini challenge, we're gonna play

173. a game of Fruity Patootie.

174. You need to move the contents of a beautiful fruit basket,

175. one piece at a time, to fill an empty basket.

176. By the way, all of the produce we're playing with today

177. is considered fruit.

178. The more you know.

179. Now, the All Star that transfers the most

180. fruit in 90 seconds wins.

181. Now, here's the fun part.

182. To carry the fruit, you can only use your...

183. between-me-down-there.

184. Today's winner will win immunity from being cut off...

185. Oh!

186. By the ruby snippers tomorrow on the main stage.

187. Oh, my God.

188. This is crazy!

189. Being the front-runner right now,

190. I want the immunity so bad.

191. Let's play Fruity Patootie!

192. Ready, set go!

193. Whoa!

194. - Oh, yeah! - Drop it.

195. It looks really easy, but it is hard.

196. Can you take it, Shannel?

197. She can take it!

198. It's not the large pieces of fruit.

199. Eggplant.

200. - It's the small, itty-bitty ones that just

201. kind of get lost in the walk.

202. Come on, girl!

203. And then you have to drop it off in the basket,

204. and if it bounces out of the basket, you're fucked.

205. And you gotta start over and run your ass back.

206. You put seven pieces of fruit in that basket.

207. Ooh, bitch!

208. Go!

209. Yes.

210. Oh, wow, she's— good job, girl.

211. Child, listen.

212. Running back and forth with the fruit between the legs—

213. it's like when your tuck starts slipping,

214. and you're trying to punch it to the back of the main stage.

215. Corn.

216. Whoo, my nuts!

217. And Bruno—my God, he got that—

218. Put it in there.

219. It's too early for all that.

220. Five pieces of fruit.

221. Oh, yeah, she gonna mix that salad up now.

222. - Are you in position? - Oh, I'm ready.

223. I stay ready.

224. Go!

225. Oh!

226. Oh, my God, Bruno.

227. Oh, yeah.

228. Can you take it?

229. Oh, I can take anything.

230. I wouldn't want anybody else

231. but Bruno to put fruit in me.

232. You're no stranger to the produce section.

233. OK, just shove it in there.

234. - Come on, girl. - Oh!

235. Whoa, wait a minute.

236. You gotta be kidding me.

237. Bitch, I ain't no stranger to nothing in between my legs.

238. But...

239. Her face.

240. The face!

241. Normally, when I put something up there girl,

242. I don't run from it.

243. Squat, squat.

244. OK!

245. Go, go, go!

246. Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

247. I'm a jock!

248. I'm a jock!

249. - Wow. - All right!

250. I've had to cut off two people now,

251. so that's two people that I have not made

252. the happiest in the world.

253. So I need that immunity.

254. Safe zone down.

255. Here's the kiwi.

256. Shove it in, girl.

257. It's harder than it looks, you guys.

258. Maybe back into it.

259. Oh, fuck!

260. Oh, no.

261. Where is it?

262. Get it in there.

263. Bruno shoved it up there.

264. All the way up in there.

265. Ooh, her shit is bananas.

266. Oh!

267. - This ain't "RuPaul's Dragon Fruit Race."

268. You got it.

269. Come on.

270. "March of the Penguins."

271. You can do it.

272. You can do it.

273. I was like, where is it?

274. Roxxxy's got quite a grip there.

275. That's right, Bruno.

276. Watch your hand, Bruno.

277. Roxxxy got that dump truck.

278. Here comes the cucumber.

279. Get, get, get, get.

280. I'm making pickles, Ru.

281. Oh, my gosh.

282. She sliced and diced that motherfucker.

283. I mean, I've got meaty thighs,

284. so that could be the problem.

285. Avocado.

286. And we got chips 'cause I'm making fucking guacamole.

287. She got messy pants.

288. Oh, my God.

289. Oh, my gosh.

290. Of all the days to wear white pants.

291. I know.

292. All Stars, you were all fresh and fruity,

293. but one of you kept your thighs on the prize.

294. With a total of nine pieces of fruit,

295. the winner of today's mini challenge is Nina West.

296. Whoo!

297. She's organic.

298. That's right, and she's got the stains to prove it.

299. Condragulations.

300. You've won immunity from getting cut off this week.

301. My winning the immunity challenge

302. keeps everybody who has three badges open for being cut off.

303. This could be a power move.

304. Thank you, pit crew.

305. And remember to always rinse your fruit before you eat it,

306. because you never know where it's been.

307. Bye, guys.

308. Bye.

309. Bye.

310. My All Stars, for this week's maxi challenge,

311. you get to unleash your inner bitch as we pay tribute

312. to classic camp movies, like "Valley of the Dolls,"

313. "Mildred Pierce," "Mommie Dearest,"

314. "Dynasty," "The Boys in the Band,"

315. "All About Eve," "The Mirror Cracked,"

316. and Michelle Visage's favorite, "Showgirls,"

317. in the original short film "Meeting in the Ladies Room."

318. Each of you will be costarring in a scene

319. with one of the biggest bitches working in Hollywood today—

320. me.

321. - Shut up! - Shut up!

322. Now, I'll leave you with your script.

323. Your parts have already been assigned

324. and created just for you.

325. All Stars,

326. start your engines,

327. and may the best drag queen win.

328. Ooh.

329. Come on, pick me a highlighter.

330. We are actors.

331. This week's maxi challenge, we'll be starring

332. in the short film "Meeting in the Ladies Room."

333. So we're gonna be acting with Ru.

334. This does not happen every day.

335. - This is an honor. - Literally.

336. Is anybody nervous to act with her?

337. - Just a little. - Of course.

338. - Just a little. - Pressure?

339. I'm so excited for this acting challenge

340. because it's asking all of us to be larger-than-life,

341. melodramatic, camp versions of ourselves.

342. Angie, now that you know what the challenge is,

343. do you think you cut off the right person this week?

344. Absolutely.

345. Roxxxy is an actress.

346. I'm good at being bitchy.

347. Hey, see?

348. It is important for me to do well in this challenge

349. because we already know that the girls are no stranger

350. to wanting to cut my ass.

351. All right, let's go learn our lines.

352. And bitch, I just won, which puts an extra target

353. right on my back again.

354. So there's no ifs, ands, or buts about it, bitch.

355. I need to make sure that this performance is going

356. to get me in that top two.

357. Roxxxy Andrews— parody of "Dynasty."

358. You must be Roxxxy Andrews.

359. Thank you for inviting me here, Ruth Paul.

360. I love "Dynasty."

361. "Dynasty" is Diahann Carroll, Joan Collins,

362. the divas, the OGs, the GOATs.

363. So I gotta kind of, like, tune back to Season 5 Roxxxy—

364. you know, pageant, snarky, kind of "I'm better than you"

365. kind of vibe.

366. You know, it's gonna be funny, and I couldn't have

367. written any better for myself.

368. What movie is your scene inspired by?

369. So "Mommie Dearest,"

370. and the fight scene with the reporter.

371. They end up on the floor, rolling around,

372. which, sadly, is not in here,

373. which would have been really great.

374. I think it's gonna be easy to go into bitch mode

375. with this role because my general aesthetic definitely is

376. the evil queen, the villain.

377. But the reality is, I'm not a bitch.

378. I'm just painted this way.

379. I cannot fail, because I haven't won a fucking badge.

380. I can't be the Susan Lucci of this season.

381. My scene is inspired by "Valley of the Dolls,"

382. which, I think, is, like, Ru's favorite movie.

383. Of course.

384. I mean, it's like, no pressure.

385. It has been so long since I've gotten a badge placed

386. on my beautiful lapel, and I still haven't raised

387. $1 for The Trevor Project.

388. Is the toilet that way?

389. Yes.

390. However, this might be a really good week for me,

391. because this is what I do.

392. I have done theater professionally,

393. so I am prepped.

394. I'm like an oiled race car, honey.

395. Vroom, vroom, vroom.

396. - Hi, everybody. - Hi, everybody.

397. Happy Saturday.

398. Happy Saturday.

399. Why is it square?

400. Sister.

401. I was like, ooh, I got a perfect wig for this.

402. Oh, my God, wait.

403. What is your thing, again?

404. "Boys in the Band" parody.

405. It's about somebody's smoking weed and is late to the party.

406. And then RuPaul's getting mad that I'm late to the party

407. and that I'm high.

408. Y'all, look at Jorgeous.

409. Oh, my God, what is this wig?

410. She definitely gotta be high to put that on.

411. What'd you get?

412. "Showgirls."

413. We all know what that is.

414. See y'all later.

415. With those legendary strippers.

416. I do have legit acting experience

417. outside of "Drag Race."

418. I was Toto in "Wizard of Oz," in a school play.

419. And they were like, oh, you just bark

420. whenever you feel—you know. I said, OK.

421. Bitch, I was like a chihuahua.

422. How do you feel after last week?

423. I know you were kind of having a moment.

424. Yeah.

425. Last week was, like, really hard for me.

426. You had some fun jokes.

427. It's just, you seemed more reserved.

428. Before, I've seen you come out and, like,

429. lay it all on the line.

430. It was, like, damn, that's so sad to hear.

431. - Yeah. - And I can't even

432. communicate back, because I'm gonna cry.

433. And I don't even cry that much, so, like, having that emotion—

434. I was like figuring that out.

435. Yeah.

436. That's why Mik was, like, completely

437. quiet in—on the show.

438. - I was literally, like, hiding my face

439. 'cause I was like, oh, my God,

440. I cannot have someone look at me.

441. I was, like, hiding.

442. I was like, oh, no.

443. We've all heard that boys don't cry.

444. I even have it tattooed on me.

445. I don't know if it's some, like, trans, like,

446. toxic masculinity thing or something, but it really is,

447. I don't know, rooted in me.

448. I'm like, no, like, don't show that right now.

449. You look up "trans guy," and it's just the most buff,

450. masculine guy you've ever seen in your life.

451. So I put a lot of pressure on myself to be what

452. society tells us masculine is.

453. There's no way I'm the only one that feels like that,

454. so what am I doing hiding this away?

455. I should be talking about it and opening up to you guys.

456. I'm really glad, like, you are,

457. like, opening up, like, right now.

458. It's just important for us to, like, have, like, each other.

459. Boys do cry, gorge, and that's fine.

460. Y'all, thanks for listening.

461. I love you guys.

462. I'm gonna get that tattoo crossed out.

463. Hopefully, this is, like, a jumping point,

464. and I can just find a way to, like, keep pushing

465. and get back into it and let go.

466. OK, Jorgeous.

467. It's time to film

468. "Meeting in the Ladies Room" with Mother Ru.

469. I think you should close the door, stay at the door,

470. and go, happy birthday, RuPaul, and then walk over.

471. - OK. Yes. - You know?

472. Honestly, I'm kind of nervous because she is so professional,

473. so I need to make sure I'm professional too.

474. Happy birthday, RuPaul.

475. You're late.

476. What I am, RuPaul, is a 23-year-old, stunning—

477. - Slower, slower. - Slower?

478. "What I am, RuPaul."

479. - OK. - You know what I mean?

480. You can just take your time,

481. because you are letting him have it.

482. - OK. - Yeah.

483. RuPaul has been giving me so much great advice,

484. and these past couple weeks,

485. I really have started to apply it to the challenges.

486. What I am, RuPaul, is—

487. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. That's it.

488. - And I feel like my confidence with these

489. acting challenges is through the roof right now.

490. I feel like I will slay it.

491. I got you, Ru.

492. You on your mark there?

493. There you go.

494. - Going into filming my scene with Ru,

495. I am shitting my pants.

496. Because I am not one of your fans!

497. Oh, did I just say "fans"?

498. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh.

499. I'm feeling a lot of pressure to make Ru proud

500. because I feel like I still haven't done that

501. so far in this competition,

502. and that's kind of fucking with me in my head a bit.

503. Your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent?

504. You give away the joke too early.

505. You're making talent the joke, but you should say,

506. what's fresh?

507. That's the joke.

508. It's not the talent.

509. - Fresh? - Yeah.

510. Fresh.

511. The parody I've got is from the movie "All About Eve."

512. My character pretends to be an ingenue,

513. but deep down, she's a cold-hearted bitch who

514. knows what she wants, and she's not afraid to snatch it

515. from anybody.

516. So pretty accurate.

517. I want to take over "Drag Race."

518. The champagne's burned.

519. That's not champagne.

520. The hardest part of filming the scene with RuPaul

521. is not cracking up.

522. Thank you, Ms. Paul, for whatever this was.

523. Fuck. Girl, I gotta get it together.

524. Let's talk about your entrance.

525. I was thinking, like, if I came in,

526. had my back turned, shut the door.

527. Oh, I like that.

528. I thought this was the ladies room.

529. "Valley of the Dolls" is high camp.

530. Everything's drama.

531. Like, pauses, breaths, looks.

532. And you know, I think I'm doing that.

533. It's great. It's great.

534. I love it.

535. Mama Ru, I got this $200,000 check—

536. hold on, wait.

537. Let me do that again.

538. - OK. - Yep, go on.

539. Yeah, you can walk through the door, or you can go around.

540. No, that's fine.

541. I want to do it the right way.

542. I am parodying the film "Mildred Pierce."

543. It is very old Hollywood actress vibes,

544. honey, so you know, this is in my wheelhouse.

545. She's an actress, darling.

546. And then you could stop there and look at me

547. in the theater way.

548. And—

549. OK.

550. - Did that work? - That's perfect.

551. - That's what's we gonna do. - All right.

552. - Should we hit it and quit it? - Let's do it.

553. - Turn it and burn it? - All right.

554. All right.

555. I feel like I released a lot of weird shit

556. I had in my brain for the first time in so long,

557. and I'm so ready for this parody

558. of "The Mirror Cracked."

559. I mean, come on, shady bitches?

560. That's my type of humor, honey.

561. Well, I see you've kept your gorgeous figure,

562. and you've added so much to it.

563. Doing this with Ru is literally my dream.

564. Wait!

565. Wait, come back. Come back.

566. I hate your suit!

567. Getting to just have fun

568. couldn't have come at a better time.

569. The next one—all improv.

570. Let's go.

571. I'm not a stripper. I'm a dancer.

572. And Mama, I'm good.

573. What dance is that?

574. - The electric boogaloo. - OK.

575. "Showgirls" is about strippers,

576. so I think this is good for me.

577. Just slow that part down.

578. OK.

579. I'm not a stripper.

580. I'm not a dancer.

581. Wait a minute. What? Wait, what?

582. You're not a dancer?

583. - What are you, again? - I'm a dancer.

584. Let's walk through the door one more time,

585. and we're gonna determine what you are.

586. Not a stripper. A dancer.

587. - OK. - Solid gold.

588. Take one.

589. Take three.

590. No!

591. - I felt really good during the filming.

592. I was confident.

593. I was present.

594. I listened to my scene partner.

595. And so I'm hopeful that that performance pays off today.

596. Shannel, girl, how was your scene?

597. She didn't seem to be laughing too much.

598. Oh, shit.

599. It threw me off a bit.

600. My charity that I've chosen

601. is the Anxiety and Depression Association of America.

602. It is very near and dear to my heart

603. because I do experience anxiety.

604. I don't feel overly positive going into this, though.

605. - I don't. - OK.

606. - And right now, I'm definitely feeling it.

607. I'm in my head going, you need a badge.

608. Like, what the fuck is going on?

609. Am I not up to par?

610. I am my own worst critic, for sure.

611. How are you feeling today, now?

612. I'm feeling better.

613. Having fun with Ru and stuff made me, like,

614. realize that I just need to, like, let go,

615. and it was so fun.

616. I could hear y'all laughing.

617. We were laughing so hard.

618. I love it.

619. I've never really opened up and dealt with my emotions

620. the way I have been here, and this experience has really

621. made me want to fight for Trans Lifeline

622. even more than I wanted to before.

623. I mean, feeling really sad and feeling really alone

624. is something that you can literally

625. call Trans Lifeline about.

626. They are here for you to talk it out.

627. So who has not been snipped yet?

628. Me, Shannel, Plastique, and Vanjie.

629. I have not.

630. Lucky bitch with your fucking immunity.

631. I'm immune this week.

632. And then who has the most badges?

633. Let's do that reminder too.

634. OK.

635. Wow.

636. Look at Plastique.

637. Look at Plastique.

638. Oh, no.

639. Why are we bringing out the snippers?

640. I love you, Plastique.

641. OK, back to my mathematical equation yesterday.

642. Let's start throwing those out again.

643. At this point, I have a huge target on my back.

644. That's why I've been trying to sell my new math theory.

645. Not the equation.

646. Hopefully, it works.

647. So Roxxxy and Angie—

648. - so— - Here come the shades.

649. No, no, no, no, no.

650. We're just making sure you guys are on better terms from,

651. like, what happened on the couch when we left off.

652. It wasn't about getting the snippers,

653. 'cause I expected it.

654. I had the most badges.

655. I felt like everybody would have snipped me.

656. It was just—I was in my feelings.

657. I just needed to sleep, and the next day,

658. I was like, you know what?

659. It probably wasn't an easy decision for her.

660. Right.

661. And I apologized.

662. I can't tell people how to feel, you know,

663. 'cause I had an emotional week the week before.

664. And some of y'all probably looked at me like,

665. this bitch is fucking crazy.

666. I think it'd be fun if Roxxxy and Angie just keep snipping

667. each other the whole show.

668. Oh, my God.

669. Whoever does it, don't take up too long tonight.

670. OK, first of all, bitch, it's not an easy decision

671. when you up there.

672. Just let me know so we can sit down.

673. Ha!

674. Come on in.

675. Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."

676. Michelle Visage, you used to be in the girl group Seduction.

677. You used to be big.

678. I am big.

679. It's my breasts that got small.

680. Oh.

681. He's the Crystal to my Alexis—

682. style superstar Carson Kressley.

683. Blake is my husband and has been for a long time.

684. Stay away from him.

685. Do I make myself clear?

686. Crystal clear.

687. And our extra special guest judge, Colton Haynes.

688. Are you ready for your close-up, darling?

689. Well, I brought my Vaseline, Ru, so let's do it.

690. This week, we challenge our All Stars

691. to get slap-happy in the most divalicious

692. acting challenge ever.

693. And tonight on the runway, category is,

694. "Widow, Weep For Me."

695. All Stars, start your engines,

696. and may the best drag queen win.

697. Category is "Widow, Weep For Me."

698. Up first, Nina West.

699. They call her the Widow Von Don't.

700. - I am living my Disney Haunted Mansion fantasy,

701. walking down the runway in this look, and at the bottom

702. are all of my former lovers, who have died.

703. Oh, excuse me.

704. - Then I reveal to my wedding dress

705. because I'm done crying over that man,

706. and I'm ready to find another.

707. Wow, talk about a mood swing.

708. Up next, Roxxxy Andrews.

709. - Oh. - Oh.

710. Lizzie Borden for Diane von Furstenberg.

711. - Baby, the widow doll is walking

712. down the runway, sporting this corseted,

713. gorgeous wedding gown.

714. I have blood dripping all down my chest, baby,

715. because I just killed my husband

716. right before the honeymoon, OK?

717. I don't want that dick. I want your coins.

718. And I cut his ass, and I feel beautiful!

719. The name on everybody's warrant is going to be Roxxxy.

720. Up next, Angeria Paris VanMicheals.

721. My, what a tangled web behind your weave.

722. - I'm giving you Black Widow fantasy, bitch.

723. Built into my hair, I have an urn, honey.

724. It's where I keep all of my dead husband's ashes

725. after I done captured 'em in my web and I done killed 'em,

726. and then that's how I become a widow.

727. You know, she ate her last husband.

728. Up next, Plastique Tiara.

729. Oh, my God.

730. - For this runway, I am wearing a traditional

731. Vietnamese custom-printed silk áo dài,

732. which is our ceremonial attire for any special occasion.

733. It is, honestly, a piece of art,

734. but also a piece of me, my culture,

735. and everything that I am.

736. Is the train still running?

737. Yeah, apparently it is.

738. Up next, Shannel.

739. Do not buy an apple from this woman.

740. I was gonna say that.

741. - I start walking down the runway in my huge,

742. black cover-up as this sad widow.

743. And then when I get to the end of the runway, it comes off,

744. and I am now able to rejoice in all of the wealth

745. that I have gained from my now-dead husband.

746. Thanks for the inheritance, Daddy.

747. Up next, Jorgeous.

748. Oh, dear!

749. - As I'm walking down the runway,

750. I'm crying in this tissue.

751. Oh, were those diamonds?

752. - And then I reveal into this sickening

753. red corset dress that's fitting my body so right.

754. So, even though my husband's dead,

755. I am living my best life.

756. Oh, my God, she puts the "fun" in funeral.

757. Yes!

758. Up next, Gottmik.

759. You heard of the red carpet.

760. This is the red tar pit.

761. I designed this look,

762. and then Marco Marco executed it.

763. It's a melting-candelabra

764. widow ghost situation, and I'm living.

765. Girl, I'm not just going to the funeral.

766. I am the funeral.

767. This is why we need to eliminate fossil fuels.

768. Up next, Ms. Vanjie.

769. The bastard done died.

770. I'm giving you lace body-ody-ody,

771. fake fur coat.

772. Oh, I see this is a New Orleans funeral.

773. - New Whore-leans. - New Whore-leans.

774. - This is how you come to the funeral—sexy,

775. 'cause now that the bastard died,

776. you gotta find your new husband.

777. Secure that check.

778. I think she fucked her husband to death.

779. I think you're right.

780. Welcome, queens.

781. It's time for the world premiere

782. of "Meeting in the Ladies Room."

783. After a busy day on the set,

784. I like to treat myself

785. to a long, hot, thick, black

786. cup of coffee.

787. Black butter coffee— mmm, mmm, it's good.

788. Cut. Take five, Ru.

789. Oh, great.

790. Sorry, I thought this was the ladies room.

791. Well, I don't see any ladies.

792. So it's come to this, the great RuPaul

793. doing coffee commercials.

794. You know, I could always get you

795. a part playing my grandmother.

796. I already turned down the parts you're playing.

797. There's only one star of a Nina West show,

798. and that's Nina West,

799. and that's me, baby, remember?

800. They drummed you right out of "Hairspray,"

801. so you come crawling back to "Drag Race."

802. Well, "Drag Race" doesn't go for cheap wigs

803. and cha-cha heads.

804. Now move your ass, 'cause I got a man waiting for me.

805. And if by "man" you mean Michelle Visage,

806. that's a switch from the queens you're usually

807. stuck working with.

808. Well, at least I never cockeyed with one.

809. You take that back!

810. Oh!

811. RuPaul! Michelle!

812. Nina West!

813. Is the toilet that way?

814. Yeah. Get out.

815. Hello.

816. You must be Roxxxy Andrews.

817. Thank you for inviting me here, Ruth Paul.

818. That's RuPaul, and I didn't invite you.

819. You were summoned.

820. I heard you've been asking questions about me

821. for a magazine exposé.

822. What have you heard?

823. That you caused the stock market crash

824. of 1929.

825. From 1942 to 1957,

826. you danced in a Tijuana donkey show...

827. I loved that donkey!

828. Under the name of Cupcake.

829. And you replaced Michelle Visage with an AI robot

830. three seasons ago.

831. Condragulations, Roxxxy Andrews.

832. Only two of those things were true.

833. This champagne is burned.

834. Oh, darling, it's not champagne.

835. It's my urine sample.

836. You bitch!

837. It takes one to know one.

838. Thank you, Ms. Paul, for whatever this was.

839. Validate my parking?

840. Mama Ru.

841. Angeria, what you doing up in here?

842. I just found this prize check for $200,000,

843. and I'm taking it for myself.

844. You'd do anything for money, wouldn't you?

845. Even blackmail.

846. What did you call me?

847. Angeria, what's gotten into you?

848. With this check, I can get away from you

849. and these terrible queens and your cheap perfume.

850. And I ain't lying.

851. My perfume ain't cheap.

852. Angeria, I feel like I'm seeing you,

853. really seeing you, for the very first time,

854. and you're horrible.

855. And gorgeous.

856. You think just because you're a drag queen,

857. you can get some new hair and expensive gowns

858. and turn yourself into a lady?

859. Yes!

860. That is the definition of a drag queen, dear.

861. Now give me this check.

862. Ain't nobody gonna get this.

863. "I ain't lying."

864. Ah!

865. Uh-huh.

866. Now get out.

867. Get out before I eliminate you!

868. Would you consider donating to the Drag Defense Fund?

869. Thank you.

870. RuPaul, did you get my note?

871. I didn't get no note.

872. What note?

873. I want to take over "Drag Race"!

874. After everything I've done for you?

875. Don't you know this show was created for me?

876. It might have been, 16 years ago,

877. when your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent was fresh?

878. You know, Michelle was right about you.

879. You've been studying me like an online makeup tutorial.

880. But you can't take away my show.

881. Uh-uh, you ain't gonna take away my show.

882. I already have.

883. The network thinks millions of TikTok fans might agree.

884. So do Ross and Carson.

885. I had a lot of fun persuading them together,

886. and it wasn't over brunch.

887. You'd do all of that for a reality competition series?

888. I'd do a lot more for a TV show this good.

889. Over my dead body.

890. That won't be necessary.

891. You—

892. Hey, hey.

893. Tighten your tongue.

894. It's gonna be a bumpy night.

895. Can I still get the drink tickets you promised?

896. This is all you gonna get.

897. Bye, bitch.

898. "Drag Race Vietnam,"

899. here I come, I guess.

900. Or not.

901. Excuse me, I really need to pee.

902. Shannel, why did you deliberately defy me?

903. I'm sorry, what?

904. You embarrassed me in front of a reporter.

905. In front of a reporter!

906. Wait, are we doing a bit?

907. I don't ask much from you, girlie.

908. OK, this is a bit.

909. OK, why did you invite me to "All Stars"?

910. Why did you

911. invite me to "All Stars"?

912. You're the great Shannel, the first queen

913. to walk into the Werk Room.

914. But if I'm so great, then why won't you treat me

915. like I would be treated by any tourist on the Las Vegas Strip?

916. I think that was my line, but just go ahead.

917. Because I am not one of your OnlyFans!

918. You just love to make me hit you, don't you?

919. That was definitely my line, bitch.

920. I am not mad at you, RuPaul.

921. I am mad at this bitch.

922. Can I go pee now?

923. Yeah, it's just— it's right over there.

924. OK, OK.

925. Ooh.

926. Happy birthday, RuPaul.

927. Jorgeous, you're stoned.

928. Excuse me?

929. I clearly told you to be here

930. at approximately 8:30-8:31.

931. You're late.

932. What I am, RuPaul, is a 23-year-old, stunning,

933. hot-ass Texas drag queen.

934. And if it takes me a minute to pull my look together,

935. and if I smoke a little grass before I decide

936. to show this gorgeous mug to the world,

937. it's nobody's damn business but mine.

938. And how are you today?

939. You know you're absolutely stunning.

940. I know, right?

941. I mean, you look terrible, and I'm absolutely stunned.

942. I didn't feel a—

943. I didn't even feel a thing.

944. Ah!

945. OK, I felt that one.

946. Yeah.

947. You know what?

948. Ah!

949. Bet you didn't see that one coming.

950. Don't look down at me.

951. Can I get your autograph?

952. It's for my parole officer.

953. Oh, sure.

954. Oh, my God, thank you.

955. Parole officers just love me.

956. Oh, perfect.

957. You know, everybody in the penal system—

958. - they just adore me. - Oh, my God, same.

959. Me too.

960. Thank you.

961. I thought this was the ladies room,

962. not the trolls after-party.

963. Why, Gottmik, what a delightful surprise.

964. Ru, darling, you look gorge.

965. Of course, the lights are dim in here.

966. Any dimmer, and I'd need a seeing eye dog.

967. Don't bother, dear.

968. With that face, you could play Lassie.

969. Oh, that's right.

970. You already did.

971. I see you've kept your gorgeous figure,

972. and you've added so much to it.

973. What are you doing here?

974. I thought the free clinic was across the street.

975. I heard this was your funeral,

976. and I assumed there'd be an open casket and an open bar.

977. You know what they say—

978. once a drag queen, always a drag queen.

979. I'm familiar with the saying,

980. but what does that have to do with you?

981. Oh, Ru,

982. you are one of my oldest, oldest friends.

983. Chin up—both of them.

984. Gottmik, you know there are

985. two things I dislike about you—

986. your face.

987. Ah!

988. By the way, I hate that suit.

989. Coming from you, that's a compliment.

990. Hey, Mama, you like my dress?

991. It's for dancin'.

992. Well, well, well, if it ain't Ms. Vanjie,

993. back from stripping at The Cougar.

994. You don't know me.

995. I'm not a stripper.

996. I'm a dancer, and Mama, I'm good.

997. I don't know how good you are, darling,

998. but if you're working at The Cougar, it ain't dancing.

999. I also do nails.

1000. I could do your nails.

1001. - Look at 'em. - Ooh.

1002. Look at 'em. Look, look, look.

1003. I'm getting a bit too old for that whorey look.

1004. You said it, not me, and I'm not no whore.

1005. You are a whore, darling.

1006. We all are.

1007. We take the check.

1008. We cash the check.

1009. We show 'em what they want to see.

1010. A check?

1011. Mama, this ain't 1995.

1012. I get paids on the phone.

1013. What's that smell?

1014. Mm-hmm.

1015. It's doggy chow. You want some?

1016. It's delicious, delicious, delicious.

1017. Whoa! OK—

1018. No, thanks.

1019. Nice tits, by the way.

1020. It's amazing what paint and a surgeon can do.

1021. Hold on.

1022. Let me get myself together.

1023. I told you I'm not a whore.

1024. Ah!

1025. My glass eye!

1026. This bitch done knocked my glass eye out.

1027. Oops, I gotta go!

1028. She done—stop!

1029. Somebody help me!

1030. This bitch done knocked my glass eye out.

1031. Where my eye at?

1032. What a terrible thing to happen

1033. to such a great star, RuPaul.

1034. Can I sneak you out the back?

1035. I'll go out the way I came in.

1036. Hey, Ru. What are you—

1037. Wait just a minute, RuPaul.

1038. Come here.

1039. Welcome, queens.

1040. Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

1041. Up first, Nina West.

1042. This look—I could talk till I'm blue in the face.

1043. You know, I love all the macabre Victoriana of it all.

1044. A very polished and successful piece.

1045. Thanks, Carson.

1046. In your "Meeting in the Ladies Room,"

1047. from the minute you walked in, I was riveted.

1048. It was just enough over the top where it needed to be.

1049. You could have not had any lines,

1050. and you still would have shined.

1051. You were very prepared, you were present,

1052. and you were very funny.

1053. - Thank you. - Thank you.

1054. Up next, Roxxxy Andrews.

1055. You were breathtaking in that scene.

1056. Thank you.

1057. I was laughing the whole time.

1058. The look, the hair was ridiculous,

1059. and I really loved your performance.

1060. Thank you.

1061. I would have loved maybe a little more over the top

1062. just because I love camp,

1063. but let's move on to this runway look.

1064. This is so smart, you know, because when you think

1065. of like widow and weeping, you automatically

1066. go to dark and dreary.

1067. You did white.

1068. It was one of my favorite looks of the night.

1069. Was there anything you had planned that

1070. you didn't get to do in the scene?

1071. No.

1072. I drank your piss sample and—

1073. Genius.

1074. Up next, Angeria.

1075. You gave us something really beautiful,

1076. a gorgeous silhouette, and then you camped it up

1077. with the urn detail and the web.

1078. Just really fun to look at.

1079. Your physical comedy was just on a whole other level.

1080. There was a moment where, after Ru had slapped you,

1081. the way you walked off—

1082. it was perfect.

1083. You know what the Angeria character is,

1084. and guess what you brought.

1085. Angeria, to the scene.

1086. You're a natural.

1087. Up next, Plastique.

1088. For me, the highlight in the "Meeting in the Ladies Room"

1089. was after you got slapped, and you sounded like

1090. you just got a tooth pulled.

1091. That was a funny choice.

1092. And this look—meh.

1093. No, I'm kidding.

1094. Obviously.

1095. It's just breathtaking.

1096. They need to build a coliseum in Vegas just for this outfit.

1097. I could slap you.

1098. One more time?

1099. Up next, Shannel.

1100. The first thing I wrote was,

1101. "Please beat me with a wire hanger.

1102. - Mommy, please." - Let's do it.

1103. - Yeah. - I'm into it.

1104. The wardrobe choice

1105. was the perfect look.

1106. I mean, I was like, Barbara, please.

1107. Please, Barbara.

1108. And this look tonight is

1109. so rich and weirdly tasteful,

1110. and that doesn't happen a lot with these looks

1111. 'cause it's so easy to go overboard with them.

1112. You know, it was interesting because I don't know

1113. if you were nervous, but I didn't feel you

1114. connect with me during the scene.

1115. What was that?

1116. I think I've struggled in the competition.

1117. I was on this show so many years ago.

1118. There comes a time where you start to feel like,

1119. maybe I just can't keep up with everybody.

1120. But let me tell you this.

1121. We all have this voice,

1122. but we don't let it drive the car.

1123. Bitch, you are one of the most famous

1124. drag queens in the world,

1125. and you have been for over 15 years.

1126. You are so fabulous,

1127. and that's the only thing you have to remember.

1128. Can I get an "amen" up in here?

1129. Amen!

1130. Up next, Jorgeous.

1131. This is exactly how I would think that

1132. Jorgeous would do a funeral.

1133. Try to be all serious, and then

1134. you'd have to be a hoochie in the end.

1135. - Ah! - Ah!

1136. Ah!

1137. What I loved about your "Meeting in the Ladies Room"

1138. is that, since we had this little breakthrough

1139. in our roast challenge, I feel like

1140. a little proud auntie, 'cause I see you going for it.

1141. Normally, you would have been really self-conscious,

1142. and you had a really good time.

1143. You delivered.

1144. Yes, bitch, yes.

1145. Thank you, Michelle.

1146. You're welcome.

1147. And what was the story with that wig?

1148. - I was like, I need some crazy, campy shit.

1149. And I literally pulled it out of the box,

1150. and it was shaped like a box.

1151. I'm like, perfect.

1152. I loved it.

1153. It was so dumb.

1154. Thank you.

1155. Up next—drip, drip, bitch.

1156. Gottmik.

1157. Ooh. Hi.

1158. Honestly, this is so beautiful.

1159. This melting wax that lights up.

1160. And wow, wow, wow, is that all rubber?

1161. Yes, it's all latex.

1162. We did, like, little parts at a time.

1163. It's unbelievable.

1164. Gottmik, comedy or, really, just acting in general

1165. really feels like it comes so naturally to you.

1166. Yeah, I thought it was a confident

1167. and comfortable performance.

1168. Like, in the original movie, they're like frenemies.

1169. They're kind of being complementary in a

1170. "bless her heart" kind of way.

1171. You gave it a nice, different twist.

1172. In "The Mirror Cracked," they're doing

1173. cutting disguised as sweet.

1174. You did cutting, no disguise.

1175. Up next, Ms. Vanjie.

1176. You look incredibly sexy tonight, just so beautiful.

1177. I think all of us were kind of watching you walk away.

1178. You got the best movie to do.

1179. Have you ever seen it?

1180. I have seen it, yes, like, twice.

1181. OK.

1182. It was definitely a new interpretation.

1183. - "Showgirls" is also one of my favorite films,

1184. and it definitely was a different interpretation.

1185. But I know what I'm going to the Vanjie show for,

1186. and I'm going to see you, and you are

1187. just fucking hilarious.

1188. The only note that I think will help you

1189. in future acting endeavors is,

1190. relax and settle into the material.

1191. I feel like you're always looking like,

1192. "Did I do it right? Am I done?

1193. Can I move on to the next scene?"

1194. Now, Carson's right.

1195. - You're not supposed to do that. - Right, right.

1196. But my mama always said, you know, look at who

1197. you're talking to, da da da da da.

1198. I'm gonna put it on her ass.

1199. Thank you, All Stars.

1200. I think we've heard enough.

1201. While you untuck backstage,

1202. the judges and I will deliberate.

1203. You may leave the stage.

1204. All right, now,

1205. just between us squirrel friends,

1206. what do you think?

1207. We are looking for the top two All Stars of the week.

1208. - Nina West, from the minute she flew in the room

1209. to the minute she left, had me riveted.

1210. It was so funny.

1211. It was so camp.

1212. It was so "Valley of the Doll-icious,"

1213. I couldn't take my eyes off of her.

1214. And then the runway, I thought, was strong.

1215. It was a tiny bit costumey for me.

1216. - I didn't mind it because of the theme.

1217. Now, had it been a more fashion-oriented theme,

1218. I would have had a problem with it.

1219. But Nina delivers.

1220. It is so natural, I think, for Gottmik

1221. every time she is doing an acting challenge,

1222. and I think that she continues to level up her game.

1223. I really, really enjoyed the performance.

1224. I agree, and I think that her look just was exquisite.

1225. - Listen, her looks are always elevated, fully realized,

1226. and incredibly executed.

1227. Part of the fun with Ms. Vanjie is

1228. you don't know what you're gonna get,

1229. but you actually know what you're gonna get.

1230. And she got the best movie of all time.

1231. She got "Showgirls,"

1232. and she did it the way she was gonna do it,

1233. and I was here for that.

1234. She—just an absolute star, and I couldn't stop laughing.

1235. I loved it.

1236. The issue is that Vanjie's technique

1237. is to shoot, in the dark, as many rounds as possible,

1238. hoping to hit something.

1239. Well, she could really hit it every single time

1240. without so many spare bullets.

1241. But on the runway, oh, my gosh, she's doing it right,

1242. 'cause it looked fantastic.

1243. - And then Angeria was one of my favorites tonight, Ru.

1244. She really knew what she came in there to do.

1245. She commanded the camera

1246. and then was funny on top of it,

1247. with the slaps, with the presentation,

1248. with falling off her feet and picking herself back up.

1249. Yeah, Angeria's performance was 10 out of 10.

1250. And Charlotte, wherever she is, somewhere,

1251. is pissed 'cause, like, it's now

1252. gonna be called "Algeria's Web."

1253. That look was stunning.

1254. Yeah, it was campy. It was fun.

1255. It was gorgeous.

1256. She knows what she's doing.

1257. You ain't lying.

1258. All right, silence.

1259. I have made my decision.

1260. Bring back my All Stars.

1261. Welcome back, All Stars.

1262. Based on your "Meeting in the Ladies Room" performances

1263. and your "Widow, Weep For Me" runway presentations,

1264. I've made some decisions.

1265. The top two All Stars of the week are...

1266. Nina West...

1267. Thank you.

1268. And...

1269. - Angeria Paris VanMicheals. - Ah!

1270. You've each earned a Beautiful Benefactressism Badge,

1271. and you're both one step closer to winning

1272. the $200,000 grand prize for your charity

1273. courtesy of the Palette Fund.

1274. Ladykins, the rest of you may take a seat.

1275. Good luck, good luck, good luck, ladies.

1276. Two All Stars stand before me.

1277. This is your chance to impress me,

1278. win $10,000 for your charity, and earn the power

1279. to cut off one of your fellow queens from receiving

1280. a Beautiful Benefactress Badge next week.

1281. The time has come for you

1282. to lip-sync for your charity.

1283. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1284. Oh!

1285. All Stars, I've made my decision.

1286. Angeria...

1287. condragulations.

1288. You're a winner, baby.

1289. Work, sister.

1290. Damn.

1291. You've won a cash tip of $10,000 for your charity,

1292. the National Black Justice Coalition.

1293. Let's go, Angie!

1294. - Yes, honey, this is my second win in a row.

1295. I done raised $30,000 so far for my charity.

1296. This feels good.

1297. Nina West, as it turns out,

1298. you didn't need to use

1299. the immunity you earned this week,

1300. so we're giving you $2,500 for your charity,

1301. The Trevor Project.

1302. Thank you so much.

1303. Thank you. Thank you so much.

1304. And Nina, you are safe to slay another day.

1305. Thank you, Mama Ru.

1306. Please step to the back of the stage.

1307. Thank you.

1308. Sister!

1309. Go!

1310. Yeah, Nina.

1311. Queens, please join Angeria on stage.

1312. Angeria, with great power comes great responsibility.

1313. Using the ruby snippers,

1314. you need to cut off one of your fellow queens

1315. from receiving a Beautiful Benefactress Badge next week.

1316. Angeria, which sister will you scissor?

1317. Here we are again, girl.

1318. I gotta cut somebody out.

1319. See, I really don't have to think about this one too much,

1320. 'cause I already know who I'm gonna—no, I'm just playing.

1321. I was like, girl—

1322. But I got you.

1323. - I got you. - You did, bitch.

1324. I did.

1325. I do realize that the obvious choice here

1326. is to cut Plastique.

1327. Not only does she have three badges,

1328. but also, Mama ain't never been snipped.

1329. You was doing all that math earlier.

1330. I'm really dumb, and I just don't know what's going on.

1331. That's what they all say.

1332. The math Plastique was throwing out

1333. does make a little sense.

1334. If you cut the person that has the same

1335. number of badges as you,

1336. it will stop those people

1337. from getting ahead of you, OK?

1338. And I ain't lying.

1339. Snip, snip, bitch.

1340. Why me?

1341. Like, what?

1342. - The gag. - The gag.

1343. Go to—

1344. Wow.

1345. Gottmik, next week, you can compete and even win,

1346. but Angeria has cut you off from earning

1347. a Beautiful Benefactressism Badge.

1348. A little upset.

1349. Condragulations, All Stars.

1350. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

1351. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

1352. Can I get an amen up in here?

1353. Amen!

1354. All right, now let the music play.

1355. Next time on "All Stars"...

1356. I was playing a game of What's Fair,

1357. and you're playing chess.

1358. Gottmik's ready for war, bitch.

1359. For this week's maxi challenge,

1360. you need to create runway eleganza

1361. that takes inspiration from one of my songs.

1362. Because I love design challenges,

1363. it's actually, probably the worst time

1364. in life to get cut off.

1365. Roxxxy, how fast you running this through the machine?

1366. My glue's drying, so I can't come over there.

1367. I cannot leave here without getting a design challenge win,

1368. but my workload is way too much.

1369. All right, I gotta leave this alone.

1370. I have to move on to something else.