RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 9x5

1. Previously on "All Stars"...

2. Are there alliances?

3. I think it's more like cliques.

4. You and Gottmik— y'all are cliquey.

5. The question was about alliances.

6. So now you're saying something that

7. had nothing to do with the price of tea in China.

8. Ooh.

9. I am going to give

10. my Beautiful Benefactress Badge to Roxxxy Andrews.

11. What?

12. I am going to give mine to—

13. Vanjie.

14. To clique.

15. For this week's Maxi Challenge, working in pairs,

16. I want you to transform these courageous firefighters

17. into smoking-hot pop stars.

18. - I can't wait to work with Vanjie.

19. We have the exact same motivation—

20. to earn our own badges.

21. The Hoses:

22. Ms. Vanjie, Roxxxy Andrews,

23. and Valerie Valentine.

24. Right away, you read like a pop girl group,

25. which was the assignment.

26. What a transformation.

27. The top two All Stars of the week are...

28. Roxxxy Andrews and Ms. Vanjie.

29. Condragulations.

30. You've each earned a Beautiful Benefactress Badge.

31. This is your chance to win $10,000 for your cause

32. and earn the power to cut off one of your fellow queens

33. from receiving a Beautiful Benefactress Badge next week.

34. Roxxxy Andrews, Ms. Vanjie, it's a tie!

35. With great power comes great responsibility.

36. - Snip, snip! - Snip-snipper!

37. Yes.

38. We earned our badges. We earned our badges.

39. - It will be the first time I won a challenge

40. on "Drag Race."

41. Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.

42. Oh, my God.

43. Me and Roxxxy started off the week with no badges.

44. Now we have two badges.

45. And I won $5,000 for the ASPCA.

46. Giving cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching.

47. - That lip sync was everything. - It was fucking nasty.

48. Really?

49. I was literally going from both of you.

50. And I was like, fuck, I don't know.

51. - It was amazing. - It was fabulous.

52. It was really sick.

53. I am so stoked that I put another $5,000

54. in the piggy bank for the Miracle of Love.

55. And I finally earned my own badge.

56. It feels good.

57. We went from needing badges

58. to getting our own badges.

59. Y'all jumped the gun real quick.

60. I said, goddamn.

61. I might have made a mistake.

62. Roxxxy is a fierce competitor.

63. And now she has two badges.

64. And one of those badges, I gave her.

65. So, if Roxxxy makes it to the end, I'm part of that.

66. And if I don't make it, I'm part of that.

67. Oh, fuck.

68. Ooh.

69. There's a sister.

70. - OK, the first time, being cut off was cute.

71. I understood it. I was the frontrunner.

72. I get it.

73. But the second time, bitch, this feels personal.

74. It got me all in my feelings.

75. That wasn't supposed to happen.

76. Man.

77. What's going on, fishcakes?

78. Fishcakes? Ew.

79. If I'm being honest,

80. this one actually does sting a lot.

81. I feel like, damn, girl,

82. like, everybody, just gonna cut me every week.

83. Like, it just—

84. I promise you, it wasn't anything personal.

85. It was just like an eye for an eye for me.

86. But because it was a tie, I looked at Vanjie.

87. I said, what do you want to do?

88. Because we only get one.

89. For me, it's like a cop-out.

90. Like, she snipped you.

91. Let's snip her.

92. That way, it's like a— like, almost like an excuse.

93. We couldn't do— Nina gave me a badge.

94. - I can't do Nina. - Yeah.

95. Shannel's trying to win her badge.

96. I want her to win a badge. I couldn't do her.

97. - Mik gave her a badge. - She gave me a badge.

98. I forgot.

99. And they did so good today in the challenge.

100. How are we gonna snip one of them?

101. I don't know.

102. It, like, don't even feel fair to me because I—

103. I don't even feel like I'm the frontrunner like that.

104. Bitch, bullshit. I don't buy it.

105. There's a lot of explanation being handed out.

106. But what it all sounds like to me is,

107. let me cut you so I don't have to cut my friend.

108. You want to call it an alliance,

109. you want to call it—call it what you want to, bitch.

110. But the girls are definitely playing the game, bitch.

111. And it's working out in their favor.

112. But guess what.

113. I can play this game, too, OK?

114. It did hurt my feelings when you swore at me onstage.

115. I love you. Oh.

116. Oh, she said, "No, ma'am."

117. I didn't just pick you to get snipped tonight, girl.

118. It was a dual thing.

119. I, like, swerved you onstage.

120. That was just to be—you know, that was just to be cat.

121. But, you know, I'm not gonna, like,

122. hold nothing against you.

123. I just don't like that kind of stuff.

124. But I understand where you're at.

125. And I still love you, girl.

126. Right now, it's a little awkward,

127. like when someone farts and nobody knows who did it.

128. Something's in the air.

129. We don't know quite what it is.

130. Gottmik, I just want to say this.

131. At the beginning of the week, when you did make mention

132. that you had felt like Angeria, myself, and Nina

133. were all in some sort of an alliance

134. - or something together— - Wait.

135. So, Shannel and Angeria, you guys really aren't in a clique

136. or—or alliance or anything?

137. Because I remember when I was lip-synching,

138. you two were going off for Nina only.

139. Ooh.

140. I would be lying if I said that that did not hurt

141. because that never happened.

142. And that never will happen.

143. Tonight I was vocally cheering on both of you

144. and saying, go, queens, because I didn't want there

145. to be any miscommunication or misconstruing of, I think,

146. the intention of cheering people on.

147. What are people— People are making faces. What?

148. What?

149. - This is just so messy. - Yeah.

150. I feel like it's so messy.

151. Now we got to be mindful of who we cheer on?

152. No.

153. I don't care who the fuck you're cheering for at all.

154. Like, there was other little things.

155. And people were whispering to me.

156. So I was just like, I'm just gonna ask them.

157. Well, who the hell is saying this shit?

158. Where the fuck is this coming from?

159. We were adding up the math.

160. - We were like, OK, well, this— - What math?

161. Like, just the math of, well, if somebody wins

162. and they give away this, then this person will have two.

163. And then this person will have one.

164. - Sudoku. - "Suduku."

165. "Suduku."

166. And then I went to Vanjie.

167. If Nina wins, she's gonna give the badge to Shannel.

168. And it seems that they have an alliance.

169. - You went to Vanjie? - Yes.

170. When it was presented to me, it was—the word

171. "alliance" was brought up.

172. I was like, do you think that this is a possibility?

173. - And I wanted to make sure. - Yeah.

174. So I told Mik.

175. And they were talking about it.

176. And then Nina said she was giving her badge to Shannel.

177. That's where it came— that's where it started.

178. Well, no, no, that's not what happened.

179. And I was like, there's no way, like, LOL, moving on.

180. And then the cheering thing happened.

181. It was just like another little moment.

182. I'm—I'm so lost, and I'm so confused with all of this.

183. Well, it was a very open conversation carried over

184. into another conversation in another aspect

185. of the competition.

186. And the other good thing I said, whoo, Nina and Mik.

187. You brought it up, about the cliques, whatever.

188. You guys aren't in a clique or anything.

189. I math'd the math!

190. - So far in this competition, I think

191. I've been trying to be aware of everything

192. that's going on around me.

193. I'm over it.

194. And at this point, I realize

195. that I cannot keep up with these bitches

196. and their mathematical strategy of how this game is working.

197. Let's get the fuck out of drag.

198. I need to get the fuck out of this shit.

199. Girl, I don't know.

200. Like, can I just get my first badge?

201. I want to win money for my charity.

202. That's what I really want.

203. Oh, fuck.

204. And as far as all this drama about cliques and alliances,

205. I don't care.

206. I just don't care.

207. The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

208. receives a one-year supply

209. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

210. a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

211. and a $200,000 donation

212. to the charity of their choice,

213. courtesy of The Palette Fund.

214. With extra-special guest judge Alec Mapa.

215. Yes!

216. Oh, my God.

217. Werk Room.

218. This game has changed. Three queens have two badges.

219. I'm not jealous at all.

220. I'm not. I'm really not.

221. It's OK. It's fine.

222. It's fine.

223. - How are we feeling? - Humbled.

224. Hello, hello, hello.

225. All right.

226. Good morning, ladykins.

227. - all: Good morning! - Hello!

228. Now, listen, y'all been working so hard.

229. It's time to blow off a little steam.

230. Ooh.

231. I've invited over some fun friends

232. over the hills and far away.

233. Teletubbies, come out to slay.

234. Oh, my God!

235. Yes!

236. No way.

237. Oh, my God!

238. Teletubbies.

239. I used to watch "Teletubbies" on the TV

240. when I was waiting on the school bus when I was little.

241. Bitch, what?

242. Say hello to Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po.

243. Hi!

244. Now the Teletubbies are "Drag Race" superfans.

245. So for today's Mini Challenge,

246. I want you to show them a good time

247. with a funky, old-fashioned "Soul Train" dance-off.

248. Oh, my God.

249. In the end, the All Star with the best moves wins.

250. So go ahead and put on your Teletubby tees, and let's go.

251. Queens, Teletubbies, boogie!

252. Better shake your groove thing, Tinky Winky.

253. Oh, my God, so cute!

254. Strike a pose, Dipsy.

255. Wow.

256. Yes.

257. Hey.

258. Laa-Laa, put the bass in your walk.

259. Come on, choreo.

260. OK.

261. Hey, hey, hey, hey

262. Prance, Po.

263. Prance, I said.

264. Oh, looking at the mirror.

265. Oh, oh.

266. Oh.

267. Whoa.

268. Yeah.

269. Teletubbies are icons.

270. And they're always showing up

271. at all the drag artistry events.

272. They are just ride-or-die allies.

273. I cannot.

274. Work, mama.

275. Grab my leg!

276. - Ahh! - Oh, my God.

277. Oh, my God.

278. - Oh, my God. - Oh.

279. Hey, hey.

280. Oh, my God.

281. - Is this the Laa-Laa experience?

282. Get it. Get it.

283. Get it. Get it.

284. That one's spicy.

285. Juicy, mother.

286. Juicy, mother.

287. Well, Teletubbies, that was great.

288. So much fun.

289. And, All Stars, you were all out of this world.

290. Thank you.

291. But one of you really teleported us to Mars.

292. Condragulations, Gottmik.

293. You've won a $2,500 donation to your charity,

294. Trans Lifeline.

295. Yay.

296. Thanks, guys.

297. Courtesy of the Teletubbies.

298. Yes.

299. Love you, guys.

300. My grand total right now,

301. I have raised $22,500 for my charity.

302. Trans Lifeline, hello.

303. We have more cash for you.

304. Teletubbies, thank you all for prancing with us today.

305. Bye!

306. Love you!

307. Goodbye.

308. Miss you.

309. Do a flip.

310. All Stars, do you know what drag queens

311. and real estate agents have in common?

312. They could use their charisma, uniqueness, nerve,

313. and talent to sell anything.

314. - Yep. - And I do mean anything.

315. And now it's time for you to bring

316. the realness to real estate.

317. For this week's All Star Challenge,

318. working in pairs,

319. you need to drag up real estate commercials

320. for some of the most unique properties on Earth.

321. And as the she-EO of RuCo Properties International,

322. I've made an executive decision.

323. Angeria, you've been cut off twice this season.

324. But with great setbacks come great opportunities.

325. This week, I want you to choose your team partner

326. and pair up the other queens.

327. Oh!

328. - Wow. - What?

329. Wow.

330. Work.

331. I'm a little nervous, especially since I cut her off.

332. Please pick somebody that's good for me, girl.

333. Angeria, who do you choose for your partner?

334. - I want to choose somebody that I already know

335. that I have chemistry with.

336. Come on, Angie and Vanjie.

337. Yeah, she did cut me off.

338. But all can be forgiven because I got a challenge to win.

339. Vanj and Angie, see, that sound good, bitch.

340. That's like a future sitcom or something.

341. So, Angie, who do you pair next?

342. - Jorgeous... - Uh-huh.

343. And Mik.

344. - Oh! - OK.

345. That's gonna be cute.

346. So Gottmik did cut me off two weeks ago.

347. And, girl, I need to get my lick back.

348. But she gets a pass this week.

349. It's not the forever pass, most definitely not.

350. Shannel and Nina.

351. OK. We got that.

352. That means Roxxxy and Plastique...

353. My queen.

354. Are a pair.

355. I did a great job partnering up the girls

356. to be with somebody that I know

357. that they can work well with,

358. because, you know, this season is all about charity.

359. And I'm being very charitable, OK?

360. All right, now let me tell you

361. about the real estate market I need you to bust wide open.

362. Ah.

363. First, the icy arctic circle.

364. Ooh.

365. Gorgeous location.

366. Second, the Old West town of Tumbleweed, Texas.

367. And the gator-friendly Florida Everglades.

368. Ah.

369. And last but not least,

370. the bewitching community

371. of Salem, Massachusetts.

372. - Ooh. - Ooh, witch.

373. Now, I'll leave the property portfolios with you

374. so you can choose amongst yourselves.

375. Later today, you'll shoot your property packages

376. with the help of style superstar

377. Carson Kressley and, from "Million Dollar Listing LA,"

378. Tracy Tutor.

379. All Stars, start your engines.

380. And may the best drag queen win.

381. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

382. - For this week's Maxi Challenge,

383. we are channeling drag real estate brokers

384. and creating hilarious realtor commercials.

385. What's that? Frosty Bits?

386. - Alaska. - You're Salem.

387. I like Salem.

388. - We are picking from Frosty Bits, Alaska;

389. Gator Glades, Florida; Tumbleweed, Texas;

390. and Salem, Massachusetts.

391. Gator Glade, Florida.

392. I recognize this place before.

393. - I'm thinking we need to do Florida, Gator Glades.

394. I'm from Florida.

395. I already know the hillbilly trailer park

396. kind of people that live in Florida by the swamp

397. that cook gator possum.

398. I feel like we could channel those people down.

399. One of my top picks would be Salem.

400. - OK. - Yeah.

401. I think we want Frosty Bits, Alaska.

402. So y'all can have Icy.

403. - Y'all can have Salem. - Yep.

404. - My top pick would be— - The Gator Glades.

405. The Gator Glades.

406. So what's our number one?

407. I feel like doing a country accent today.

408. So I feel like Gator.

409. I don't like fighting, so I'll take whatever.

410. So then let's get Gator Glade.

411. Yeah.

412. - Yeah, let's do it. - Let's do it.

413. Let's do it.

414. And we're gonna do

415. the Tumbleweed, Texas.

416. You're from Texas.

417. - She's like— - Not originally,

418. but I'm feeling excited.

419. Oh.

420. Mama, that Southern accent,

421. ooh, keep practicing just a little bit.

422. So let's think of the funniest igloo

423. we could ever think of.

424. OK.

425. I definitely feel like I've gotten

426. more comfortable with comedy this season.

427. I'll give you the sweet Amber ass.

428. Ah.

429. But I know I could do better.

430. And I'm on the team with Gottmik.

431. And this bitch is hilarious.

432. So I'm really hoping that this week,

433. I can finally knock it out of the park.

434. Since it's, like, Frosty Bits, we should do frosty tits.

435. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah.

436. Sitting by a random ice hole while fish look at you.

437. There was, like, another one you just said

438. - that was, like, funny. - Ooh.

439. Um...

440. Brain fart.

441. I should just write it all over again because I'm—

442. I'm jumping from page to page.

443. Girl, OK, I am not the most organized.

444. Jorgeous, my stoner little diva of life,

445. never has any idea what's going on.

446. And together, not as streamlined as I would love.

447. But we're going to get there.

448. Put that down, too, so we don't forget 'cause we def will.

449. Yes, we definitely will.

450. Forgot it now.

451. We need to get to the finish line, streamline this, focus.

452. - This is a good pen. - I was thinking that, too.

453. It's a good pen. It's a good-ass pen.

454. Like, if we're gonna really lean into Salem,

455. we have to go, like, Gothic.

456. I don't know why I'm whispering.

457. - Typically, I don't write. - I do.

458. - Yeah, I don't write. - This is, like—

459. this is what I do.

460. - I love that I got paired with Nina.

461. And I know that people thought that

462. we'd made some sort of an alliance.

463. But I'm over it.

464. We really are a great team.

465. And we gonna sell this fucking house to you.

466. This is very witchy.

467. But hang on.

468. While you do that, I'm gonna continue to write,

469. honey, because we don't have a ton of time.

470. We're handed a folder, and it says,

471. tell us about your property.

472. Tell us about the kind of buyer

473. who's gonna buy this house.

474. And Shannel thinks immediately to,

475. what are we gonna wear?

476. And that doesn't get words on the page.

477. - So I know— - You're from Florida.

478. I feel like we should do very stereotypical, like,

479. trailer park trash Florida,

480. black out some teeth, very nice.

481. Angie picking me after, you know, the whole

482. snip, snip situation, I'm gagged,

483. but I know she's funny.

484. I feel like we could act a fool together.

485. I think we're gonna be good.

486. No, but we could be—

487. We could be, like, cousins and sisters-in-law

488. - or something. - Keep it in the family.

489. That's the slogan.

490. Keep it in the family.

491. I'm actually really, really confident in everything

492. that me and Vanjie are planning right now,

493. because even though we have no training in selling

494. no houses or real estate or nothing like that, bitch,

495. we do know how to be funny.

496. It's a step above a shack.

497. A shack-teau.

498. A shack-teau. There it go.

499. - Even if I can't get a badge, bitch,

500. Angie gotta be in the top two, because I swear,

501. if I get cut off a third time, bitch, I'm taking them snippers

502. and I'm cutting some lace fronts or something, girl,

503. 'cause damn.

504. Swamp Pussy Realty.

505. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

506. Well...

507. Let's get to the nitty-gritty.

508. Yes.

509. I'm so excited to work with you.

510. I think it was paired perfectly.

511. And I feel like this week, we're stepping out

512. of our complete comfort zone.

513. Like, that's what our plan is, show that we can let loose...

514. - Aw. - And be stupid.

515. Me and Roxxxy are the dolls.

516. And we're known for making outfits, looking cunt.

517. But this week, the two dolls have to be

518. the queens of comedy.

519. And we're here to do it.

520. Mary J, I love this house so much.

521. You want to know why?

522. Here's the thing—is theirs

523. is, like, real similar to ours.

524. They're over there blacking out teeth and stuff like that.

525. And I'm like, damn, bitch.

526. Shit.

527. Plastique and Roxxxy have decided

528. to be hillbillies as well.

529. So I'm freaking out, because if you're doing the same character

530. as somebody else and they do exceptionally well,

531. it's only gonna kind of make yours look worse.

532. Well, hello, queens.

533. - Hello. - Welcome.

534. - How are you? - Hello.

535. So cheerful.

536. Look at you kids.

537. It's time to film our real estate commercials

538. with Carson Kressley and real estate superstar

539. Tracy Tutor.

540. This is Tracy Tutor...

541. - Hi, Tracy. - Pleasure.

542. From "Million Dollar Listing LA."

543. And she's going to be our real estate guru of the day.

544. Honey, Shannel and I are ready to eat your soul

545. and serve you up an incredible

546. 13,000-square-foot haunted estate.

547. Tell us a little bit about your company.

548. Give us the setup.

549. We're dead and pretty.

550. So together, Pretty Dead Realty.

551. Love it.

552. You probably have some words of wisdom for our queens.

553. Yes, lean into it, leave the fear at the door,

554. and just really be confident in your salability.

555. - Thank you. - I mean,

556. if you're not buying it, we're not buying it.

557. So...

558. All right, well, take us away.

559. Let's see what you've got to sell.

560. And action.

561. Well, hello, there.

562. And welcome to sunny Salem, Oregon.

563. Oh, I said Oregon.

564. There's one there, too.

565. I'm worried about my partner.

566. I wish we would have gone through the script

567. a couple more times.

568. But Shannel was really focused on the costumes.

569. Shannel, you're in reverse.

570. Oh.

571. Oh.

572. It's her first day.

573. Located at 666 Ravenswood Corner.

574. There's no better time to buy than right now.

575. Fantastic.

576. We can just keep going.

577. And action.

578. The home features a grand foyer

579. with peeling paint and crumbling tiles.

580. Now, talk about shabby chic.

581. Cut.

582. There is a lot of "real estate talk"

583. that we have to memorize in this script that we did.

584. But me being a Las Vegas showgirl, I'm always prepared.

585. So let's do this shit.

586. Salem is a hot market.

587. A deluxe chef's kitchen.

588. A fully furnished basement.

589. Motivated and terrified seller.

590. Turnkey property.

591. You can't put a price on luxury.

592. Your real estate knowledge is, like, baffling.

593. You guys could sell real estate in LA.

594. Thank you.

595. Well, hello, ladies.

596. How you doing?

597. Tell us about you two gals, Sara Jo and Becky Sue.

598. Well, we're from the Gator Glades.

599. She is my cousin and my sister-in-law.

600. I'm really—

601. I'm still doing the math.

602. I'm still doing the math myself.

603. - OK. - Action.

604. When you gotta go to the bathroom,

605. it's only a boat ride across the swamp.

606. We advise you not to go after 7:00 PM.

607. Oh, that's how we lost Uncle Raydell.

608. Cut.

609. I'm dead.

610. You're very authentic to the neighborhood.

611. You clearly sell the swamp.

612. The branding is on point.

613. I love the ciggy in the mouth.

614. That's a great prop.

615. And action.

616. Come see us at...

617. Swamp Pussy Realty, where we keep it in the family.

618. Get it, get it, get it.

619. Keep it in the family Get it, get it, get it.

620. - Yes. - I love the dance.

621. Perfection.

622. Quite a creative name for the brokerage.

623. I like it.

624. - Honey, ain't nobody do country

625. better than Vanje and Angie.

626. So, Roxxxy and Plastique, bring it on, bitch.

627. Bring it on.

628. Swamp Pussy Realty.

629. Hey, follow that, bitches!

630. Tell us your name.

631. And where do you guys work?

632. I'm Mary Jo.

633. And I'm Betty Jo.

634. - We work at Keepa Cummins— - Real Estate.

635. Are you pregnant or just too much beer?

636. Nine months later, I'm still wondering.

637. - It's a medical mystery. - OK.

638. I'm playing Mary Jo, Betty Jo's older sister.

639. She's not smart, but definitely is running the company.

640. And action.

641. Population in Tumbleweed is rising.

642. Great.

643. Tina Turner, Mary Jo Keppa Cummins.

644. Hey, listen, I'm the brains and she's

645. the complete wild child in this little duo.

646. This property is a must-see exclusive.

647. You're killing it.

648. Just stay in it and keep going for it.

649. So Plastique needs to go full out to make this work.

650. Don't let this opportunity pass you by.

651. Plastique, let's do that again.

652. Just, like, a little more enthusiastic.

653. Lean into it.

654. - Be fearless. - OK.

655. Bigger.

656. Don't let this opportunity pass you by.

657. Cut. Let's go back.

658. Just enunciate a little more.

659. I think the accent's getting a little funky.

660. Ugh.

661. Reset.

662. Let's get this badge for charity.

663. I have faith in my heart that I'm more than just

664. a pretty face.

665. I'm determined to be a comedy queen.

666. So I'm like, OK, I need to let loose,

667. just go out there, and go berserk.

668. It includes an open floor plan.

669. Do you have a criminal record?

670. Who cares?

671. I cannot.

672. - The face. I can't. - Yes!

673. My queen.

674. Tell us about where you're selling,

675. what's your region.

676. Our region is the Frosty Bits, Alaska.

677. We flip homes, and we flip fuck.

678. Oh, my goodness.

679. - OK. - Yes.

680. - One question. - Yes.

681. What is flip fucking?

682. Oh.

683. See, and this goes here, and then that.

684. - And then they flip it and— - Oh.

685. - Yes. - Got it.

686. - Yes. - It's an educational program.

687. - Learning every day. - Yeah.

688. Shall we do your commercial?

689. - I would love to. - Let's do it.

690. - All right. - Great.

691. Action.

692. Oh, my God.

693. It's so hot in here.

694. I need to get out of here now.

695. Cut.

696. And then this is when I change.

697. OK. And action.

698. As top real estate moguls have said...

699. Oh, sorry. Fuck, I'm so sorry.

700. Let's cut.

701. OK. I'm sorry.

702. So you're doing that line, Jorgeous, right?

703. - Did you want to— - Do you want to switch it?

704. - Yeah, we can switch. - OK.

705. Who's doing this first line?

706. I'll start.

707. And then you want to do the hos?

708. Yeah. Yeah.

709. And action.

710. - It's—it's cozy— - Cozy.

711. For the hos that never get cold.

712. And cut.

713. Make sure that you two each are clear

714. on which line is whose.

715. When we were writing it, we weren't really sure

716. who was going to say what.

717. So we were just gonna take turns.

718. I—we're gonna— I think we're gonna switch it.

719. Honestly, looking back,

720. I don't think that was the best idea.

721. Oh, my God. OK.

722. Hurry up, bitch. OK.

723. And cut.

724. I think we're good.

725. Are you guys happy with everything?

726. - We love it. - Yeah, I'm so excited.

727. We love it.

728. Ew.

729. This one wasn't as prepared or organized.

730. Fair. That's fair.

731. Whoo-whee!

732. Straight to getting ready.

733. - Keep it in the family. - Do it.

734. - I love drag. - Whoo!

735. Drag is my favorite.

736. Today we are getting ready to present

737. our realtor commercials.

738. And even though it took a minute to get

739. in the swing of things, in my spirit, I feel like me

740. and Gottmik did a really good job in the end, you know.

741. And I can't wait to see how it turns out.

742. Do you feel like this could be the week

743. to get your first badge, girl?

744. I thought maybe last week was gonna be the week.

745. - Yeah. - But you know what?

746. I mean, who knows?

747. I honestly have to thank you

748. for putting us together because—

749. Oh, thank you.

750. Because we brought our strengths to the table.

751. - Yeah. We did the damn thing. - OK.

752. I hope that Shannel and I are in the top two this week.

753. I haven't won a dime for Trevor Project yet.

754. And that's frustrating.

755. I need to bank some money for my charity.

756. - My queen. - My queen.

757. I feel like we did so good.

758. Afterwards, I was just feeling, like, so accomplished with you.

759. And they gave us such good feedback.

760. We really stepped outside of our box.

761. Yeah.

762. - Of course I want to win another badge this week.

763. But if I have to snip somebody and cut them off,

764. I honestly don't even know who I would pick.

765. I already cut off Angie. It was an eye for an eye.

766. So, at this point, it would be a difficult decision.

767. I did notice that Vanjie and Angie

768. were kind of dressed similar.

769. They were very country.

770. You know, I'm from Florida, girl.

771. They don't have really Southern accents in Florida at all.

772. Uh-huh.

773. What happened with Florida?

774. Florida is not known for being country.

775. And we were talking about how we kind of

776. had, like, the same outfit on.

777. Right. Not about y'all talking about everybody else.

778. Oh, here she go.

779. Well, I'm saying, why are you talking about Florida?

780. 'Cause I'm from Florida.

781. Florida is, like, the most Southern state,

782. but we're not going around honky-tonky.

783. Well, y'all did Texas.

784. Instead of talking about y'all,

785. y'all comparing y'all's to ours.

786. Well, someone got defensive.

787. - Here go Roxxxy with the undercover shade.

788. Girl, fuck that.

789. I'm from Saint Cloud, Florida.

790. There is country, redneck, trailer park.

791. OK.

792. I don't know why they even talking about Florida.

793. Didn't they do Texas?

794. Girl, one week without her being in my team,

795. she's against me.

796. In order to put themselves up, they have to, like,

797. talk about everybody else's.

798. Just let them because you slayed, I'm sure.

799. Anyway, I'm not even going to talk about it.

800. - What was that about? - Don't care.

801. Shit's getting gaggy.

802. Angeria, if you win today, even though you're cut off,

803. who would you cut off?

804. If I'm being honest, I've been cut off twice.

805. I've been cut off the most.

806. So I feel like I have a few people in mind.

807. Perhaps one of the people that cut me.

808. But would it be out of spite?

809. Well, you know what?

810. Coincidentally, those people do have the most badges.

811. So they are still threats to me.

812. We both are targets.

813. Yeah.

814. We both have two badges.

815. Me, you, and Roxxxy, definitely targets.

816. Vanjie, you know we weren't—

817. I was just talking about Florida.

818. probably.

819. It had nothing to do with your team

820. or any of that because I'm not here to do that shit.

821. And you should know better.

822. Girl, I get annoyed.

823. Honey, I'm passionate. I'm Puerto Rican.

824. I'm like, bitch, if I hear something,

825. I'm gonna say something.

826. But I don't want to put too much of a target on myself.

827. So I'm gonna try to keep my mouth shut

828. and shut the fuck up and stop arguing with everybody.

829. But it is what it is.

830. You should just know me better than that.

831. What is this competition turning us into, you guys?

832. Oh, my God.

833. Shut up.

834. Please stop fighting.

835. Come on, flower power.

836. Come on.

837. Welcome to the main stage

838. of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."

839. The star of "Selling South Plainfield,"

840. Michelle Visage.

841. Hey, Ru, what is a real estate agent's

842. favorite type of music?

843. I don't know.

844. House music.

845. The host of "Love It or Fist It," Carson Kressley.

846. Oh, hey, Ru, what kind of monster eats houses?

847. I don't know.

848. Godzillow.

849. And the host of "This Old Whore,"

850. the fantastic Alec Mapa.

851. Hey, Ru, what do you call a pirate who designs houses?

852. I don't know.

853. An arr-chitect.

854. This week, we challenged our queens

855. to drag up hot property packages.

856. And tonight on the runway,

857. category is Day to Night Ruveal.

858. All Stars, start your engines.

859. And may the best drag queen win.

860. Category is Day to Night Ruveal.

861. Up first, Nina West.

862. Maria, the nunnery isn't to be used as a sanctuary.

863. What is it you can't face?

864. I am a nun by day

865. and showgirl at night.

866. Oh, she's kicking the habit.

867. Yes, she is.

868. In the True Nina West style,

869. it's a dress with a message.

870. I'm taking on an institution that has often criminalized

871. and crippled our community.

872. And this is truly who I am.

873. It's an outfit with a statement.

874. Are you there, God?

875. It's me, Nina West.

876. Up next, Shannel.

877. Ooh, Shannel is on the case.

878. - Mm. - Wow.

879. - I am the number-one executive at RuPaul's Studios.

880. Now it's time for the evening gala.

881. Drop it like it's red hot.

882. - And I look stupidly gorgeous.

883. I feel like a million bucks.

884. She's off to her night job at "Deal or No Deal."

885. Up next, Plastique Tiara.

886. - Wow. - Ooh.

887. Come on, full geish.

888. - I am this beautiful glamorous geisha.

889. I want in on her forbidden city.

890. - But then, boom, Plastique Chromatica.

891. Oh.

892. Wow.

893. From geisha to samurai in one simple change.

894. - Yeah. - Wow.

895. It's giving AI.

896. It's giving Gaul.

897. It's giving dangerous.

898. It's giving artificial fashion.

899. She has a point.

900. Actually, two of them.

901. Yes.

902. Up next, Roxxxy Andrews.

903. You know, on a clear day, you can see Pacoima.

904. - She is a '50s housewife doll, honey.

905. And, baby, this doll is full of surprises.

906. It's Doris Day to night.

907. Wow.

908. - Once again, I made this outfit myself.

909. It's just something I take such pride in.

910. I'm an All Star.

911. And this is why I'm here.

912. If she doesn't win, she should definitely

913. get the constellation prize.

914. Yeah.

915. - Up next, Gottmik. - Ooh.

916. Suited and booted.

917. - I am just the most basic, normal,

918. everyday 9:00-to-5:00 man.

919. Victor/Victoria's Secret.

920. Peekaboo, gorg.

921. This business womana has assets, honey.

922. She's got a head for business and an ass for sin.

923. Up next, Jorgeous.

924. "Sex and the City."

925. - For my day to night Ruveal, I'm living my '70s fantasy.

926. I'm wearing this sickening white dress,

927. just being cutesy-bootsy.

928. And then when it comes nighttime, it's a disco mama.

929. Oh, this girl has spun out of control.

930. Welcome to the Fringe Festival.

931. - Bitch, I'm feeling so sickening.

932. My body's all golden.

933. And I feel very '70s.

934. - Come on, "Solid Gold" dancer. - Yes.

935. Up next, Angeria Paris VanMicheals.

936. - Ooh. - Yes.

937. Yes, it's an Erykah Badu, not an Erykah ba-don't.

938. - I am sauntering down the runway, OK?

939. I am feeling my oats and revealing to a beautiful gown.

940. Oh, well, the cat's out of the bag now.

941. - Definitely. - Ooh.

942. Hairpiece, check.

943. Beautiful gown, check.

944. Mug, check.

945. I feel like the ultimate motherfucking drag goddess.

946. Now if she'd only shaved the other arm.

947. Up next is Vanjie.

948. - Ooh. - Aw.

949. Ooh, she makes a very pretty woman.

950. Yeah.

951. - I'm bringing you the ultimate

952. romantic movie, "Pretty Woman."

953. - Big mistake. - Huge.

954. Huge.

955. - I'm looking expensive with my little shopping bag.

956. This ain't her first Rodeo Drive.

957. No.

958. Now it's time for my date.

959. And I got my little red gown, just like Julia Roberts.

960. - Looking like old, rich money.

961. The around-the-way girl's moving up.

962. Don't forget, she doesn't kiss on the lips.

963. Welcome, queens.

964. Let's look at your hot property packages.

965. First up, Nina and Shannel.

966. Pretty Dead Realty.

967. Hi, there, and welcome to sunny Salem.

968. My name is Cassandra Karloff.

969. And I'm Yvonne Gracie Tombs.

970. - Ghoul friends, Salem is a town like no other.

971. - And you can't beat the weather.

972. Seasonal depression?

973. We've got it.

974. And these home deals will have you screaming.

975. Built during the height of the Salem Witch trials...

976. This charming estate

977. has a very motivated and terrified seller

978. ready to make a deal with the Devil and you.

979. Could you just die?

980. And you may have to, to get in on this deal.

981. The home features a grand foyer

982. with peeling paint and crumbling tiles.

983. Now, talk about shabby chic.

984. Also, a deluxe chef's kitchen complete with a walk-in oven

985. and giant meat locker.

986. - It also has a ballroom with its very own piano,

987. played 24 hours a day by, of course,

988. the ghost of Liberace!

989. - Follow the dark, winding road

990. to your very own four-car garage,

991. perfect for when she already done had herses,

992. for his and her hearses.

993. Now, sure, you can't put a price on luxury.

994. But we'll sell it for a simple price of...

995. Your soul.

996. What a deal!

997. Pretty Dead Realty.

998. We know how to nail 'em in Salem.

999. Up next, Plastique and Roxxxy.

1000. Keepa Cummins Real Estate.

1001. Let's take a look.

1002. Hi.

1003. I'm Mary Jo.

1004. And I'm Betty Jo.

1005. From the Keepa Cummins Real Estate

1006. in Tumbleweed, Texas...

1007. 'cause once you come—

1008. You can't help but keepa cummin'.

1009. Do you have no credit?

1010. Who cares?

1011. Do you have a criminal record?

1012. Who cares?

1013. Just give us your Social Security number

1014. and your mother's maiden name, and we'll do the rest.

1015. I live!

1016. Act now to get this here one-of-a-kind home.

1017. For a small price of two mules and one donkey.

1018. This here is your future humble abode.

1019. Well, there it is.

1020. It includes an open floor plan.

1021. It's as open as Betty Jo's legs

1022. at the saloon's second stall on a Wednesday night.

1023. Mary Jo.

1024. Where's the lie?

1025. You might be asking yourself, how many bathrooms?

1026. Well, none.

1027. But what you do get is this here outhouse,

1028. where you can be...

1029. Why should you live here, you ask?

1030. Well, that's a stupid question.

1031. Why not?

1032. Don't forget. I'm Mary Jo.

1033. And I'm Betty Jo.

1034. From the Keepa Cummins Real Estate.

1035. 'Cause once you come...

1036. You just can't help but keepa cummin'.

1037. Y'all come back now, you hear?

1038. Oh, my God.

1039. Up next, Gottmik and Jorgeous.

1040. Cher & Tiff Real Estate.

1041. Take a look.

1042. Is this you?

1043. Oh, my God. It's so hot in here.

1044. Somebody help me, please.

1045. Well, do we have the property for you.

1046. Hi.

1047. I'm Cheryl Lynn.

1048. And I'm Tiffany.

1049. And we're from Cher & Tiff Real Estate.

1050. We're sisters who flip homes and flip fuck.

1051. We are in Frosty Tits, Alaska.

1052. Girl, it's Bits.

1053. Ugh, whatever.

1054. You can get this spacious igloo for the cool price of...

1055. a bag of ice.

1056. You may say, "it's just ice."

1057. But this location has it all.

1058. - Relaxing outdoor plunge pools.

1059. Ooh.

1060. - Outdoor plumbing with a view.

1061. Wow.

1062. Unpredictable stairs.

1063. Whoa.

1064. Hope you have insurance.

1065. Fabulous ground transportation.

1066. What better way to get some head than on a sled?

1067. Hurry up, bitch.

1068. I got some dick to suck.

1069. Mush, mush, mush, bitch.

1070. - Have you ever wanted to sit by a big hole

1071. while fish stare at you?

1072. Literally all the time!

1073. Well, you should move to Frosty Tits.

1074. Girl, it's Bits.

1075. Now get out there and go flip fuck.

1076. Ooh, child.

1077. And last but not least, Angie and Vanjie.

1078. Swamp Pussy Realty.

1079. - Mm-hmm. - Take a look.

1080. Are you a retired Republican?

1081. And are you looking for somewhere

1082. to spend your last days?

1083. Well, look no further.

1084. I'm Sara Jo.

1085. And this is my cousin, Becky Sue.

1086. And I'm also her sister-in-law.

1087. And together, we are...

1088. Swamp Pussy Realty.

1089. Where we keep it in the family.

1090. - You will love living here at Gator Glades.

1091. We're a growing population of 36 people.

1092. They're all related.

1093. It's always super-duper hot.

1094. And the best part—

1095. ain't no gay people.

1096. If all this sounds good to you,

1097. then today is your lucky day

1098. because we have a property that's ready right now.

1099. It's not a shack.

1100. It's not a chateau.

1101. It's a... Shack-teau.

1102. Oh!

1103. See what we did there? All right.

1104. This lovely, spacious 100-square-foot home

1105. has an air mattress that was owned by the previous owner.

1106. Sorry.

1107. And a lovely mosquito net.

1108. Now, ain't that fancy?

1109. And when you gotta go to the bathroom,

1110. it's only a boat ride across the swamp.

1111. We advise you not to go after 7:00 PM.

1112. That's how we lost Uncle Raydell.

1113. Oh, let's pour one out for him.

1114. Big one. Oh, do a big one.

1115. - Hey, got to pour out a lot. - Big old boy.

1116. Oh, yeah.

1117. Damn.

1118. Left me hanging, this man.

1119. This cozy shack-teau is on the market for the low,

1120. low price of $300 and a pack of cigs.

1121. So don't you wait.

1122. Come get it today and come see us at...

1123. Swamp Pussy Realty, where we keep it in the family.

1124. Keep it in the family.

1125. - Keep it in the family. - Keep it in the family.

1126. Keep it in the family.

1127. - Keep it in the family. - Keep it in the family.

1128. Oh, my gosh.

1129. Welcome back, All Stars.

1130. Tonight I'll name the top two All Stars of the week.

1131. Each will receive a Beautiful Benefactress Badge.

1132. Time for the judges' critiques.

1133. Let's start with Nina West and Shannel.

1134. First of all, I love real estate.

1135. Zillow is my porn, so I was really into this.

1136. You guys really embraced the whole real estate of it all.

1137. The writing was so delicious.

1138. And you were so fun to direct.

1139. You're both such great entertainers.

1140. And you really brought that to this challenge.

1141. - Thank you. - Thank you.

1142. Shannel, your runway was super fabulous and glamorous,

1143. as Shannel always is.

1144. Appreciate that.

1145. What you do so well is presentation.

1146. And I think the way you presented

1147. this look on the runway was at the very top.

1148. Thank you.

1149. Nina, you always have a theme.

1150. You followed it through, from your Flying Nun

1151. to your stained glass

1152. to your "God is a drag queen" moment.

1153. It was fun and camp and adorable, as always.

1154. The only thing that would've made this

1155. a little bit better was,

1156. you didn't need the things on your shoes.

1157. Totally agree.

1158. Next up is Plastique and Roxxxy.

1159. This is the comedy duo that I didn't know I needed.

1160. You were so funny together.

1161. Roxxxy, I love queens who are not afraid of looking stupid.

1162. I mean, you just went there

1163. with a Tina Turner wig and a blacked-out tooth.

1164. You had a good time.

1165. You looked amazing.

1166. You were the straight guy to her foil.

1167. Plastique, I was so blown away by what you did.

1168. I was so proud of you for allowing yourself to get ugly

1169. and to get crunchy and to have fun.

1170. Thank you.

1171. These runway looks, I mean, Roxxxy,

1172. you gave us literally, like, daytime to evening,

1173. such a chic look.

1174. And the print is all very, like, Dolce & Gabbana to me.

1175. - It's just gorgeous. - Thank you.

1176. Roxxxy, did you make this outfit?

1177. Yes, ma'am.

1178. Oh, it's just so beautiful.

1179. And then, Plastique, this was an extravaganza of glamour.

1180. The purple number had such flow and such drama on the stage.

1181. And then you gave us the total opposite of that,

1182. this pared-down, warrior, modern-armor bodysuit.

1183. I love those knives.

1184. I didn't know whether you were gonna

1185. cut a bitch or open your mail.

1186. Boy, did I laugh out loud.

1187. So funny and so unexpected from Ms. Plastique.

1188. This was a tour de force.

1189. This was outrageous.

1190. Thank you, ladies. Thank you so much.

1191. Up next, Jorgeous and Gottmik.

1192. Originally, you started out as the flip fuckers.

1193. And I was like, flip fucker, I'm in.

1194. But then I didn't feel like it went anywhere past that.

1195. Having said that, you were both so confident in your delivery.

1196. Gottmik, you were so theatrical.

1197. Jorgeous, I loved your wardrobe changes.

1198. I thought you embraced the character.

1199. I just think you could go even further.

1200. You two were adorable together.

1201. It's just comparatively of how ridiculous these kids were,

1202. you need to just take the caliber of it

1203. to the stratosphere.

1204. - Absolutely. - 100%.

1205. But the runway looks, Gottmik, I think we all were,

1206. as the kids say, gagged and gooped when you turned around.

1207. And that's what a Ruveal is all about.

1208. Jorgeous, this look is so adorable.

1209. Thank you.

1210. Where you're going in the daytime in the first look,

1211. I have no idea.

1212. But you're certainly somebody

1213. who I would hang out with during the day.

1214. Absolutely dynamic.

1215. Jorgeous, are you feeling some kind of way?

1216. Yes, I just, like—

1217. I just feel like I keep on letting you down

1218. and, like...

1219. Jorgeous, you killed it.

1220. Just so embarrassed. Like—

1221. No, you literally did so good.

1222. - What are you talking about? - Sorry.

1223. You don't have to apologize.

1224. Part of this process is to break down

1225. and then to build back up.

1226. But we're here to tell you that you have it.

1227. You've got it.

1228. You know, every time I see you do that thing with your hands

1229. where you go like this, that is fucking hilarious.

1230. You know, Jorgeous, in drag, out of drag,

1231. you are gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.

1232. And so, if you were to play someone really butch—

1233. Like a foreman on a construction site?

1234. - Yes. - Right.

1235. You'd be doing all of this and this.

1236. And what's the other thing?

1237. Oh, you do this. Yeah.

1238. That would be so hilarious for you.

1239. That is where your comedy lies.

1240. Thank you, Ru. Thank you, guys.

1241. Thank you. Thank you.

1242. Up next, Angeria and Ms. Vanjie.

1243. Well, Swamp Pussy Realty, I don't know

1244. if your pussies were on fire, but they were very muggy.

1245. And I enjoyed it.

1246. What I liked about you two, you went in.

1247. You leaned heavy on the stupid.

1248. It was funny— hillbillies, check—

1249. and yet different from Plastique and Roxxxy.

1250. Angeria, there's a warmth in you that just comes out.

1251. And you have that genuine country voice

1252. that really served you well in this.

1253. Vanjie, when you act or do improvs,

1254. you feel the need to put on a voice.

1255. I'm not putting on a voice. That's my voice.

1256. No.

1257. Today is your lucky day.

1258. You go...

1259. And it kills me every time.

1260. It's so distinctive.

1261. And it's a billion-dollar asset.

1262. And, Vanjie, the Julia Roberts references

1263. on the runway were so spot-on.

1264. Dressing like this shows off a different, elegant side

1265. of you that's really exciting.

1266. Our little Vanjie is growed all up.

1267. She's a pretty woman now.

1268. Angeria, I love a mixed pattern.

1269. But this is three patterns in a row.

1270. So I almost wish that turban part was black.

1271. Michelle's right about the headband.

1272. I can forgive that because everything there is

1273. just so gorgeous, so elegant.

1274. And you are such a pro at selling the garment.

1275. When you presented this, it just flowed so beautifully.

1276. And it has glamour and sophistication.

1277. Thank you.

1278. - Love it, love it, love it. - Thank you, mama.

1279. Thank you, All Stars. I think we've heard enough.

1280. While you untuck backstage,

1281. the judges and I will deliberate.

1282. You may leave the stage.

1283. - Thank you. - Bye.

1284. Thank you.

1285. Now we need to choose the top two All Stars of the week.

1286. Now, just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?

1287. - Nina and Shannel as Pretty Dead Realty

1288. stood out for me because they were playing with the macabre.

1289. They were giving us "The Addams Family,"

1290. "The Munsters."

1291. I thought it was really hokey and really funny.

1292. You know, I agree that the concept was well thought out.

1293. But I felt they kept hitting the same note.

1294. How many macabre, dead-people jokes can I get in there?

1295. More!

1296. I felt like I was watching a TV pilot

1297. for "Bring Back My Ghouls."

1298. It was beautiful.

1299. Yes.

1300. The performance was "spooktacular."

1301. And then their runway looks, I like them.

1302. They're not my favorite of the night.

1303. Yeah, yeah.

1304. I laughed out loud at Plastique and Roxxxy.

1305. I thought they were hilarious and really unexpected

1306. because of Plastique's magnanimous performance.

1307. And their runway looks were unbeatable tonight.

1308. Both the creations that Plastique wore were beyond.

1309. The fact that Roxxxy made that outfit, that it was

1310. - reversible, unbelievable. - Mm-hmm.

1311. Angeria and Vanjie, they were both so much fun on the runway

1312. and in their sketch.

1313. Their chemistry together, so great.

1314. And the concept they came up with was—it was perfect.

1315. - Vanjie was giving us, you know,

1316. elegant "Pretty Woman."

1317. And that range is exactly what you hope to see

1318. when someone comes back to "All Stars."

1319. I love Angeria.

1320. I love how she works that runway.

1321. - I thought the dress was great.

1322. And I thought the presentation was even better.

1323. All right, silence.

1324. I've made my decision.

1325. Bring back my All Stars.

1326. Welcome back, All Stars.

1327. Based on your hot property packages

1328. and your day-to-night runway presentations,

1329. I've made some decisions.

1330. The top two All Stars of the week are...

1331. Plastique...

1332. And Roxxxy Andrews.

1333. - Ahh! - Shut the fuck up!

1334. I love you. I love you.

1335. - Condragulations. - Thank you.

1336. Thank you. Thank you.

1337. You've each earned a Beautiful Benefactress Badge.

1338. And you're both one step closer

1339. to winning the $200,000 grand prize

1340. for your charity.

1341. Thank you so much.

1342. Ladykins, the rest of you can take a seat.

1343. - Thank you. - Thank you.

1344. Thank you.

1345. Have fun, bitches.

1346. - What? - My queen.

1347. Two All Stars stand before me.

1348. Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,

1349. win $10,000 for your charity,

1350. and earn the power to cut off one

1351. of your fellow queens from receiving

1352. a Beautiful Benefactress Badge next week.

1353. The time has come for you

1354. to lip-synch for your charity!

1355. It's the Battle of the Dolls.

1356. And, bitch, I'm excited.

1357. Yes, I want to get some coin

1358. for The Asian American Foundation.

1359. I haven't won any money for my charity yet.

1360. Good luck.

1361. And don't fuck it up.

1362. Come on!

1363. Whoo!

1364. Yeah. Hammer time.

1365. Come on.

1366. Come on, Plastique, Roxxxy!

1367. Yes!

1368. Yes, gorg!

1369. All Stars, I've made my decision.

1370. Roxxxy Andrews, condragulations.

1371. You're a winner, baby.

1372. Whoo!

1373. No.

1374. You've won a cash tip of $10,000

1375. for your charity, Miracle of Love.

1376. Thank you.

1377. Plastique, you are free to slay another day.

1378. Damn.

1379. No lip-sync wins yet.

1380. But you know what?

1381. Roxxxy Andrews is an undefeated lip-sync assassin,

1382. which makes me feel a little bit better.

1383. All Stars, please join Roxxxy onstage.

1384. Roxxxy, with great power comes great responsibility.

1385. Using the ruby snippers,

1386. you need to decide which of your fellow queens

1387. you'll cut off from receiving

1388. a Beautiful Benefactress Badge next week.

1389. Roxxxy, which sister will you scissor?

1390. - Last week, I was just like, OK, Angeria cut me.

1391. So first chance I get, I'm gonna cut her.

1392. Easy breezy.

1393. Eye for an eye.

1394. Now that's done.

1395. And I don't know who I'm gonna snip.

1396. It's completely breaking my heart to have to do this.

1397. Ru, I'm not gonna look at anybody.

1398. All I need to know is where Nina is.

1399. - Ho, ho, ho! - Oh!

1400. Where's Nina?

1401. I'm at the end, girl.

1402. I'm at the end. I'm at the end.

1403. - Keep going. - I'll stop talking.

1404. Getting warmer.

1405. I honestly don't know where y'all are.

1406. I'm sitting over here. I'm over here.

1407. We're getting warmer. Just keep going.

1408. I just gave her a badge last week.

1409. What would you like for Christmas, Roxxxy?

1410. Keep going.

1411. Please don't cut me off. Oh.

1412. Oh, no, no.

1413. No.

1414. Go the other way.

1415. - I don't know if I can do this.

1416. But this is a part of the game.

1417. So fuck it.

1418. Wherever I land is gonna be the girl.

1419. No, the other way, Roxxxy.

1420. - You found her. - Christmas is coming.

1421. No, no, no, back.

1422. Snip, snip, bitch.

1423. Oh, my God.

1424. Is this bitch serious?

1425. Turn around.

1426. I don't want to.

1427. Who is it?

1428. No, no, no, no, wait.

1429. Not your final answer?

1430. It's Angeria.

1431. No, she just got cut.

1432. I'm not cutting Angeria. I'm not.

1433. I don't fucking know, man.

1434. Ugh.

1435. Cut someone! Do it!

1436. Whatever I do, somebody is gonna be mad.

1437. Well, probably not as mad as Angeria.

1438. You have five other choices.

1439. I'm—I'm sorry.

1440. I just—just because of badges, I'll—

1441. I'll pick Mik.

1442. I'm so sorry, Mik.

1443. It's OK. Don't cry.

1444. I'm taking this better than Roxxxy, which is crazy.

1445. Like, hello.

1446. I'm the one cut off, honey.

1447. It's OK. I promise.

1448. - Sorry. - No, it's OK.

1449. You did amazing.

1450. Don't get me wrong. I'm pissed!

1451. But right now I'm an emotional-support queen.

1452. Give me.

1453. It's OK.

1454. It's OK.

1455. Gottmik, you have been given the snip-snip.

1456. - Yes. - You know how this works.

1457. Next week, you can compete and even win.

1458. But Roxxxy has cut you off

1459. from earning a Beautiful Benefactress Badge.

1460. Condragulations, All Stars.

1461. And please remember, if you can't love yourself,

1462. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

1463. Can I get an amen up in here?

1464. Amen!

1465. All right.

1466. Now let the music play.

1467. Next time on "All Stars"...

1468. You knew where you were.

1469. - There is no way. - No, I saw—

1470. You were like this.

1471. You were like, it's Angeria?

1472. For this week's Maxi Challenge,

1473. you'll take turns roasting each other

1474. at the National Drag Convention.

1475. I hope nobody takes things personal.

1476. It's gonna be really interesting.

1477. Bitch, I'm going in.

1478. Please give a round of applause for the cast

1479. of "The Haunted Mansion."

1480. Ooh.

1481. This is a roast!