1. - Previously on All Stars...
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2. For this week's Maxi Challenge,
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3. we are staging
the world premiere
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4. of "
The Unauthorized Rusical."
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5. - I really love
"No More Wire Hangers."
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6. I don't have
another option, so.
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7. - What do you mean you
don't have another option?
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8. You don't just get
to say this is mine,
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9. and I don't have
another option.
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10. - That's the one I want.
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11. - All right, Kandy,
this is your time.
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12. Come on.
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13. Jaymes is doing
what Jaymes does best.
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14. I feel like she is a
dark horse this week.
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15. I see you, bitch.
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16. - Thinking so much
about the choreography,
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17. your face was lacking that
presence that I needed.
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18. - I could see you
struggling with dance moves.
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19. Not an A-plus,
but right under that.
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20. - Kahanna Montrese,
Jaymes Mansfield.
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21. I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are the bottom
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22. All Stars of the week.
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23. Kandy Muse.
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24. Condragulations, you are
the top All Star of the week.
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25. It's time to present this
week's Lip Sync Assassin.
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26. Kandy Muse,
you're a winner, baby.
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27. You've earned a cash tip
of $30,000.
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28. Which queen have you chosen
to get the chop?
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29. - Jaymes.
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30. - Jaymes Mansfield,
you're leaving us tonight,
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31. but the Fame Games
have just begun.
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32. Now sashay away.
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33. - I did better than last time.
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34. - Huzzah.
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35. - What the hell?
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36. - We made it.
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37. - Baby!
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38. Now that I won
my first challenge,
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39. I feel like a true
contender for this crown.
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40. Also, I won $30,000.
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41. That's a lot of
chicken tenders.
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42. Extra ranch on the side.
Thank you.
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43. LaLa.
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44. - She's still carrying.
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45. Still carrying.
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46. - I'm having my moment,
okay, bitch?
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47. - I shit in
one of your spots.
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48. Good luck.
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49. She did say she
would do that, huh.
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50. - Bitch, it better
not be my spot.
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51. - PS, love you all,
heart, Jaymes Mansfield.
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52. - Aw, Jaymes.
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53. - We're gonna miss you, Jaymes.
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54. - And most importantly,
I look fucking stunning.
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55. Let's go to the couch, bitch.
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56. Oh, girl, you there.
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57. - Take a load off.
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58. - Oh, my goodness.
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59. Top six.
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60. Are those your teeth?
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61. - I was just looking
at them in "Untucked."
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62. I'm like, they look better
than mine, and I got mine done.
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63. - Who did yours?
I need to get mine done.
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64. - I got you all the connects.
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65. - Maybe Kandy will
get us all new teeth.
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66. - We can get all
you teeth after we
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67. count these damn votes.
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68. - Okay, let's go ahead
and get into it.
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69. - Thank you.
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70. - You know, I can never
open this damn thing.
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71. - Here, let me help you.
- Yeah, thank you.
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72. - All right.
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73. - One for Jaymes.
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74. Two for Jaymes.
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75. Three for Jaymes.
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76. Four for Jaymes.
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77. Five for Jaymes.
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78. - Did Jaymes vote for herself?
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79. - One for Kahanna.
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80. - Oh, all for Jaymes.
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81. - So how does that feel, sis?
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82. - Wow.
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83. Thank you.
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84. - It was a very
difficult decision,
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85. but I'm happy
that you are here.
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86. - You have a win,
and Jaymes didn't.
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87. So it's kind of how
you wanna measure it.
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88. - I personally never voted
based on track record.
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89. I ain't gonna lie.
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90. I just vote however
I feel that day, bitch.
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91. If I don't want this bitch
to be here, you can go.
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92. - Yes.
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93. - Out of here!
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94. - But don't get it twisted.
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95. Jaymes was a fierce
fucking competitor, bitch.
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96. - Sickening.
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97. - I know how hard
that had to be for all
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98. of y'all, so this means a lot.
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99. I really do appreciate
my sisters' support.
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100. But them bottoms
are getting to me.
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101. And it's just hard
to really shake it off.
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102. - Forget about the past.
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103. This is a new beginning.
- Yes, God.
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104. - I'm just so happy that,
bitch, we're top six.
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105. - Top six.
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106. - Everybody has a win
but me and Alexis, I think.
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107. - Oh, shit.
- Girl, it's time to pop.
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108. - I'm so sick
of seeing y'all hos
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109. take my money away from me on
that goddamn lip sync, child.
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110. - We're down to the top six.
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111. - Someone help Jimbo.
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112. - This is the point
where the wheels fall off
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113. and it's hard to vote
based on track record.
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114. As the competition goes on
and things become a little bit
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115. more tangled, I feel like
the only way to stay safe
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116. is to win.
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117. - Bitch.
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118. - Clean yourself up.
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119. What a mess.
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120. The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars"
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121. receives a one-year supply
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122. of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,
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123. a coveted spot in the
"Drag Race" Hall of Fame,
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124. and a cash prize of $200,000.
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125. With extra special guest judge
Javicia Leslie.
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126. - One.
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127. - Two.
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128. - Three.
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129. - Four.
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130. - Five.
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131. - 796.
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132. Baby, we have made it
another week.
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133. - LaLa.
- Oh, my God.
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134. - I ain't gonna lie to you,
I wanted to win the Rusical,
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135. and I didn't.
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136. So now I'm definitely about
to fight for this next win,
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137. because I got a fire
lit inside of me
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138. that's it's like...
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139. It's just anger.
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140. Like, about to pull out weaves
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141. and put on the Vaseline
on the face.
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142. Top six!
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143. - In the hood, the girls put
on the Vaseline on their face
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144. so when the girls try
to claw at their face,
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145. it just slides right off.
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146. - Bitch,
this table is so empty.
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147. - Right?
- I know. It feels crazy.
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148. We finally all have room.
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149. - Ooh, girl!
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150. - She done
already done had herses.
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151. Hey, All Stars.
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152. - Hi, Ru.
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153. - Ever been caught red handed?
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154. Remember, the surveillance
camera adds ten pounds.
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155. And if you're not careful,
it can get you 30 to life.
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156. Word of advice, lawyer up.
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157. - What the hell?
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158. - We're going shoplifting.
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159. - Hello, hello, hello.
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160. - Sporty.
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161. - All Stars, do you swear
to spill the tea,
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162. the whole tea,
and nothing but the tea?
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163. - I do.
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164. - Good.
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165. Because for this week's
Maxi Challenge,
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166. you need to use your charisma,
uniqueness, nerve, and talent
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167. to improv your way through
the new Ru crime series,
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168. "Forensic Queens."
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169. That's right.
Get out your luminol.
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170. Tonight's episode,
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171. "Wha-Ha-Happened
to Lil' Poundcake?"
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172. You remember Lil' Poundcake?
Oh, yeah.
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173. - Lil' Poundcake.
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174. Her catchphrase is,
"You're not my real dad,
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175. and you never will be."
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176. You'll play detectives,
suspects, eyewitnesses,
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177. and things of that nature.
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178. Now, I'll give you time
to review the case files
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179. so you can pick your parts,
develop your characters,
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180. and prepare to deliver
the drama, mama.
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181. You'll be acting
without a script
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182. because this challenge
is all about creating
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183. funny characters and improvving
your padded asses off.
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184. All Stars, start your engines,
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185. and may the best drag queen
win.
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186. - All right.
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187. - "Forensic Queens."
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188. "What-Ha-Happened
to Lil' Poundcake."
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189. I love true crime television.
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190. And improv is one
of my strong suits,
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191. so this is something
I can excel at.
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192. "On the set of this unaired
season of 'All Stars,'
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193. everyone on the set
is a suspect."
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194. - "The cast:
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195. "Imma Foxx, a conceited
pageant queen, cutthroat,
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196. would do anything to win."
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197. - "Detective Anita Klew.
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198. Loves solving crimes, but more
concerned with being famous."
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199. - "Forensic Examiner Eva Dentz.
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200. She's a specialist in finding
the clues no one else sees."
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201. - "District Attorney
Effie Lee Bailey.
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202. Salty, no-nonsense
seasoned lawyer."
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203. - "Security Guard
Shari Coleman.
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204. "She has a questionable past.
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205. Also uses the word eloguent
to describe things she likes."
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206. - "Ura Dragg.
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207. "She found out Lil' Poundcake
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208. "was sleeping
with her boyfriend.
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209. "She's still upset
by the betrayal
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210. of Lil' Poundcake
and her boyfriend."
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211. - For this challenge,
we have a synopsis
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212. of the characters and the case,
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213. but ultimately, this
is an improv challenge,
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214. so it's very important
to find a character
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215. that I can really make
myself laugh with
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216. and be silly
and let it all hang out
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217. and just make shit up.
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218. - I do like
Detective Anita Klew.
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219. She's nosy.
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220. - Typecasting.
- Uh-huh.
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221. - I could do the examiner.
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222. - That could be funny for you.
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223. - That sounds like you.
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224. - Great.
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225. Kahanna, what do you wanna do?
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226. - I mean—
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227. - Is there anything that
you gravitate towards
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228. that's speaking to you?
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229. - Not really.
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230. I'm just jumping for joy.
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231. Can you tell?
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232. I'm literally
shaking in my boots
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233. because I have been struggling
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234. in these acting challenges
all season.
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235. And here we go again.
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236. Fun.
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237. - Well, there's Imma Foxx,
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238. who's a conceited
pageant queen.
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239. - For me it's like,
Imma Foxx or Ura Dragg.
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240. - Yeah, I like Imma Foxx
or Ura Dragg.
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241. I like Ura Dragg more, but—
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242. - Okay. Then I'll do Imma Foxx.
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243. - Okay.
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244. - Oh, child.
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245. - I wanna do the
security guard.
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246. - I like the security guard
as well.
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247. I love the security guard,
Shari Coleman.
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248. - Is there anybody else
you'd consider, LaLa?
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249. - Like, nothing really
stands out to me
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250. other than the security guard.
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251. - Yeah.
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252. It sounds really funny.
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253. - I can do so much
with this character
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254. 'cause I know this character.
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255. She's a drunk auntie.
She lies a lot.
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256. She can't say a lot of words
the correct way.
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257. I'm gonna keep
Miss Coleman, period.
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258. - So now what?
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259. - I would do the detective
if LaLa's not willing
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260. to consider anything else.
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261. - I like the detective.
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262. - What about the
district attorney, Kandy?
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263. - Mm...
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264. - I feel like, Kandy,
there's not a huge difference
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265. in the detective
and the district attorney.
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266. - So then do the
district attorney.
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267. - So maybe you could
let that one go.
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268. - No. What the hell?
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269. If there wasn't a difference,
you would do it.
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270. But there is a difference.
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271. - I don't understand
why, like,
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272. you should get
your first choice.
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273. Like, how come I don't
get my first choice
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274. and say this is what I'm doing?
- I said this is what I like.
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275. I never said
this is what I'm doing.
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276. - So did I.
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277. - You just said the detective
and the district attorney
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278. are not that different.
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279. So you're trying to
throw that on me.
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280. If they're not that different,
then you do it.
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281. Did you or did you not?
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282. I don't like
the passive aggressiveness,
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283. and you have a lot of that.
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284. - There's nothing
passive aggressive.
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285. - There are ways to get
a role if more people want it.
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286. We don't have to sit here
and try to say,
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287. oh, the two roles aren't that
different, so you can take it.
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288. That's not how that works.
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289. Don't try to trick me
into getting a role
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290. that I don't want.
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291. - I don't appreciate,
like, some of the attitudes
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292. in this room right now.
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293. I let LaLa have the role
she wanted
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294. because I'm being
a good team player.
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295. And Kandy's unwillingness
to budge
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296. or even consider
taking another part,
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297. it's just really immature.
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298. But I don't want to get into
a fight over this decision.
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299. So I'll be the bigger
person yet again.
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300. - So how do we settle this?
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301. - I'll do the DA. Done.
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302. I'll do it.
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303. We figured it out.
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304. - Oh, my God.
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305. Oh, my God. Don't.
Don't worry. Don't worry.
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306. It's early in the day.
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307. Don't worry. Don't worry.
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308. - Oh, my God.
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309. I can't with the dramatics.
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310. I cannot.
I cannot with the dramatics.
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311. I can't. Enough.
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312. Who died?
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313. Like, we're gonna cry
because we didn't
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314. get the role we wanted?
Come on.
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315. Girl, it's like
emotional blackmail.
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316. But this role is mine.
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317. I'm not gonna give it up.
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318. I've had it
with the bullshit in here.
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319. The dramatics, the crying,
I can't anymore.
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320. - Just really—just cry.
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321. Just cry.
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322. - The pressures of this
competition are real.
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323. And as a very sensitive
and emotional person,
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324. sometimes I question
if a competition setting
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325. is really a place for me.
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326. - I came to this competition to
focus on me, and win $200,000,
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327. and win a crown.
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328. - All right,
I'm gonna get some air.
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329. I'll be right back.
- You just need air.
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330. You just need to reset.
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331. - I'll be right back.
- And just come back.
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332. - Yeah, go.
- Okay.
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333. - I'm feeling like,
what the fuck?
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334. - Oh, my God. Crazy.
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335. - I know.
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336. - Happy, happy in your heart.
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337. Happy, happy in your heart.
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338. Happy, happy in your heart.
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339. - Thank you.
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340. - I'm sorry, but I'm
feeling like this
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341. is really taking from my
spirit, and I don't like it.
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342. This energy ain't it for me.
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343. And it's another
acting challenge.
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344. Like, how am I gonna be better
this time?
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345. Yeah, they're gonna have to
find somebody else
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346. to play Miss Imma Foxx,
'cause I'm good.
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347. - What do you mean?
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348. - I'm done.
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349. - Like, you're—
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350. - Yes, I wanna go home.
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351. I wanna go home.
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352. - What is going on here?
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353. - Kandy.
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354. - I'm going home.
- Are you sure?
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355. - I'm positive.
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356. I just cannot have
another bad week.
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357. And that's why I just,
like, wanna remove myself
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358. before I get hurt.
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359. - What happened?
- What's she doing now?
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360. - She's packing her stuff.
- No.
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361. - Yeah.
- She's what?
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362. - She's packing.
- No, she's not.
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363. - Yes, she is.
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364. - This is a shemergency.
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365. - How can we do this?
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366. - Getting ready for this
challenge is already crazy.
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367. But all this drama...
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368. - Can I have a margarita now?
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369. - Oh, I just wanna be a drag
queen that has fun, honey,
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370. and just live
my best life, Lord.
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371. - All right, ladies.
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372. - Who knew that she was
watching us the whole time?
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373. - We gon' gather round.
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374. We are gathered around.
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375. Come on. Come on.
Where are we gonna be?
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376. Right here?
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377. Oh, right here.
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378. Mama is here
to straighten shit out.
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379. - They got Mama Ru on her
break up in here, baby.
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380. Lord have mercy,
what have we done?
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381. - We gonna have
to talk, ladies.
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382. I just wanna set you straight
before you make any mistakes
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383. that you can't undo.
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384. You're having all
these feelings.
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385. Of course you're gonna have
these feelings.
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386. You're under a lot of pressure.
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387. But feelings are not facts.
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388. You have emotions going,
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389. oh, yeah, I'm feeling
some kind of way.
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390. But I'm gonna do this thing
because I'm a professional.
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391. I'm a professional.
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392. Don't let your feelings
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393. sabotage your experience
in this life.
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394. Do not.
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395. This is the greatest stage
in the world for you
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396. to present your act on.
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397. Do not allow the little things
to derail your bigger picture.
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398. Ooh, oh, she's gonna
preach this evening.
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399. Let the church say amen.
Amen.
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400. - You know, it's sometimes hard
to look at the bigger picture
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401. when you're in this situation,
because there's
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402. so many emotions happening.
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403. But just because
you have one emotional day
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404. doesn't mean that you have
to throw this opportunity away.
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405. - Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
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406. You know how many bitches
can't get a job?
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407. You know how many bitches work
for years in this business,
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408. in this game,
never had recognition?
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409. Don't walk away from it.
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410. So Kahanna, you feel
like you're ready
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411. to pack your shit and go?
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412. - No. No, I'm here for you.
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413. - I'm here for me.
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414. - You here for you.
That's right.
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415. That's right.
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416. That's the right answer.
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417. And you're an emotional child.
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418. You've been crying
this whole competition.
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419. We are all sensitive children.
I know your stories.
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420. If she got a little bit of
little some extra in her walk,
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421. she's a sensitive child.
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422. I get it. It's fine.
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423. But you have survived this far.
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424. Don't let your feelings
sabotage your bigger picture.
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425. You know, you're building
your empires here.
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426. You wanna be
on top of the world.
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427. You wanna do it all.
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428. And also I'm gonna add to that,
have fun.
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429. This is a fun experience.
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430. It's fun. Okay, good.
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431. - We had a rough morning.
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432. It was a little
embarrassing for me
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433. that Mama Ru had to come in
to put her children together.
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434. - Wow, RuPaul really
let us have it.
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435. - But it was necessary,
because she brought us here
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436. because we are special.
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437. And we can't forget that.
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438. - So now we have
to look at this.
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439. - And now we can move forward
and focus
Copy !req
440. on the disappearance
of Lil' Poundcake.
Copy !req
441. And don't fuck it up.
Copy !req
442. - Who are you?
- I'm the security guard.
Copy !req
443. - Bitch, I think you
can make that fun.
Copy !req
444. - Exactly.
Copy !req
445. Like just over the top.
Copy !req
446. She got big titties.
Copy !req
447. I have a lot of scenes in here.
Copy !req
448. I literally feel like
I'm in every scene.
Copy !req
449. - That's good.
- Yeah, because I have to—
Copy !req
450. - The more scenes you're in,
the more you can make a mark.
Copy !req
451. - Yeah.
Copy !req
452. - Or fuck up.
- Right.
Copy !req
453. I need to win this week.
Copy !req
454. I've been so close to winning,
so I gotta win.
Copy !req
455. Like, it's very important
for me to win.
Copy !req
456. And I gotta win.
I'ma keep saying that.
Copy !req
457. I gotta win. I need to win.
Copy !req
458. Okay? I wanna win.
Copy !req
459. I gotta win. I need to win.
Copy !req
460. Stop playing with me.
Copy !req
461. Y'all hos better watch out,
because I gotta win.
Copy !req
462. - How are you guys doing?
Copy !req
463. - I have a question for you.
Copy !req
464. - Yeah.
Copy !req
465. - How do you just
literally let yourself go
Copy !req
466. when you start acting?
Copy !req
467. - So what it is,
is you find the joy in it
Copy !req
468. and then you share that joy.
Copy !req
469. - At this point,
I really do wanna be here.
Copy !req
470. Even though I was ready to walk
away, I know this is all here.
Copy !req
471. And I'm literally
like, no, no, no.
Copy !req
472. We're not doing that, Kahanna.
Copy !req
473. Like, you're here
because you're fierce.
Copy !req
474. - Like, for me, I was like...
Copy !req
475. Oh, I found the voice.
Copy !req
476. I want to be
a German detective.
Copy !req
477. So find what about
Copy !req
478. your character
will make you feel good.
Copy !req
479. What brings Kahanna joy?
Copy !req
480. And then lean on that
so that you're having fun.
Copy !req
481. - I'm really appreciating that,
even though this is
Copy !req
482. a competition,
Jimbo doesn't mind
Copy !req
483. making sure that I'm in a
comfortable space to deliver.
Copy !req
484. And to me, that's so real.
Copy !req
485. And I fuck with Jimbo for that.
Copy !req
486. I'm thinking about just,
like, channeling the girls
Copy !req
487. in the dressing room.
Copy !req
488. Like, knowing, like, you know,
how it can get really intense.
Copy !req
489. And, like, working with
showgirls, it's a lot, so.
Copy !req
490. - And your point
of view is awesome.
Copy !req
491. It's funny, it's beautiful,
and the world wants to see it.
Copy !req
492. - I'm breathing in.
Copy !req
493. I'm breathing out.
Copy !req
494. And I'm feeling
like a new bitch.
Copy !req
495. - We have a case to solve.
Copy !req
496. It's not gonna solve itself.
Copy !req
497. Does this girl know
where the clues are?
Copy !req
498. Probably not.
Copy !req
499. - It's funny that
we are getting ready
Copy !req
500. to do character
that we are figuring out.
Copy !req
501. - Haven't fully
figured out yet.
Copy !req
502. - It's like, okay.
Copy !req
503. I'm gonna do my eyes,
and I'm gonna find out—
Copy !req
504. - Who she is.
- Who is she.
Copy !req
505. I think I'm funny,
but this challenge
Copy !req
506. is very difficult because
we don't have a script.
Copy !req
507. I need to create
what the character
Copy !req
508. is saying in the moment.
Copy !req
509. And it's not easy for me to be
fast and translate everything.
Copy !req
510. And I'm scared.
Copy !req
511. I think I'm gonna shit myself.
Copy !req
512. But let's see what happen.
Copy !req
513. - How you doing, Kandy?
Copy !req
514. - I'm good, just trying to
focus on this damn challenge.
Copy !req
515. - Well, I just wanted to say,
like, I consider you a sister,
Copy !req
516. and sometimes
sisters get into it.
Copy !req
517. And you know,
we're gonna do a scene
Copy !req
518. together today in this thing.
Copy !req
519. I had so much fun
with you in Snatch Game,
Copy !req
520. and I've had so much fun
with you in everything
Copy !req
521. we've done together
in this competition.
Copy !req
522. And like,
I wanna do that today.
Copy !req
523. I wanna have fun with you.
Copy !req
524. - Yeah.
My thing is to never—
Copy !req
525. like, I don't like getting
into things
Copy !req
526. with my sisters like that.
Copy !req
527. - Yeah, I agree.
Copy !req
528. - So if I came off too strong,
I apologize for that
Copy !req
529. because that was not my,
like, intentions at all.
Copy !req
530. - As uncomfortable
as this morning was,
Copy !req
531. I actually think
that this is gonna
Copy !req
532. deepen our sisterhood,
because family,
Copy !req
533. you can get into it
and get over it.
Copy !req
534. - I'm gonna have fun.
Copy !req
535. We're gonna have
a good time today.
Copy !req
536. - Yeah.
Copy !req
537. - We gotta go
from six to five.
Copy !req
538. - Yeah.
Copy !req
539. It was a hot summer day
in Hollywood, California.
Copy !req
540. A group of drag queens were
set to begin production
Copy !req
541. on a new season of the
popular competition series
Copy !req
542. "RuPaul's Drag Race
All Stars."
Copy !req
543. - Your favorite
pageant queen is back.
Copy !req
544. - Your Miss Congeniality,
Ura Dragg.
Copy !req
545. - No one was more excited
Copy !req
546. than season five
fan favorite Lil' Poundcake.
Copy !req
547. The 4-foot tall legend
was back to claim her spot
Copy !req
548. in the "Drag Race"
Hall of Fame.
Copy !req
549. But shortly after her arrival,
she vanished.
Copy !req
550. Did the potty mouth
beauty queen get cold feet?
Copy !req
551. Or did she meet
with foul play?
Copy !req
552. Lil' Poundcake was an
outsider in the drag world.
Copy !req
553. - Lil' Poundcake enjoys
being a straight-up
Copy !req
554. motherfucking dick pig.
Copy !req
555. - After being crowned Little
Miss Junior Drag in 2013,
Copy !req
556. her brief cameo
in "Drag Race" Season 5
Copy !req
557. skyrocketed her to fame.
Copy !req
558. Lil' Poundcake
was unstoppable.
Copy !req
559. - All hail Lil' Poundcake.
Copy !req
560. - Or so it seemed.
Copy !req
561. Contestant Ura Dragg
Copy !req
562. was set to compete
with Lil' Poundcake
Copy !req
563. on the "All Star" season
that never aired.
Copy !req
564. - When I came back ten years
ago to compete on "Drag Race,"
Copy !req
565. I was very excited,
especially because
Copy !req
566. Lil' Poundcake was my idol.
Copy !req
567. - Decorated pageant queen
Imma Foxx
Copy !req
568. was also a contestant
on the lost season.
Copy !req
569. - It's no secret that
me and Lil' Poundcake
Copy !req
570. had our differences.
Copy !req
571. I didn't like the bitch.
Copy !req
572. The makeup is still terrible,
and your boas
Copy !req
573. are chicken feathers, bitch.
Copy !req
574. Little Miss Poundcake
is the greatest.
Copy !req
575. Little Miss Poundcake
is the fan favorite.
Copy !req
576. But no one's talking
about Imma Foxx.
Copy !req
577. Ten years later, look at me.
Copy !req
578. I'm a bitch still, yes, but
I have become a bigger bitch.
Copy !req
579. And that's real growth.
Copy !req
580. - Lil' Poundcake
was scheduled to shoot
Copy !req
581. a confessional interview,
Copy !req
582. but she never made it
into the chair.
Copy !req
583. - Yeah!
Copy !req
584. - Production was halted
as security guard
Copy !req
585. Shari Coleman
searched the premises.
Copy !req
586. Would you state your name
for our audience?
Copy !req
587. - Uh-huh.
It's Sharisha Coleman.
Copy !req
588. The "sha" is silent.
Copy !req
589. My mom didn't know
how to spell it.
Copy !req
590. I'm a former stripper.
Copy !req
591. I used to work out
at the Big Booty Bandits
Copy !req
592. on Pine Street
in Atlanta, Georgia.
Copy !req
593. I had changed my life, though,
and I became a security guard.
Copy !req
594. I think Lil' Chucky,
because I seen the movies,
Copy !req
595. I think Lil' Chucky got her,
and he had slit her throat.
Copy !req
596. That's what I think.
You mind if I take a drink?
Copy !req
597. - Then things escalated
following a 911 call.
Copy !req
598. - 911, what's your shemergency?
Copy !req
599. - Detective Anita Klew went
Copy !req
600. to the "All Star" set
to investigate.
Copy !req
601. - Hello?
Copy !req
602. First of all, this is
gonna be televised, right?
Copy !req
603. I'm not really a detective.
Copy !req
604. I'm more of a nosy-ass bitch.
Copy !req
605. - The nosy-ass bitch quickly
made a troubling discovery.
Copy !req
606. Lil' Poundcake's
personal effects were still
Copy !req
607. at her workstation, including
her driver's license,
Copy !req
608. birth control, and, oddly,
Copy !req
609. a small calico cat
named Yvie Oddly.
Copy !req
610. - A pussy?
Copy !req
611. - And finally, her EBT card.
Copy !req
612. - She found her ETB card.
Copy !req
613. And on a Taco Tuesday,
she never left the card,
Copy !req
614. because she loved
to celebrate Taco Tuesday.
Copy !req
615. She liked the soft shell
with carne asada.
Copy !req
616. That's her favorite.
With guacamole.
Copy !req
617. And guacamole is expensive,
so she's not gonna leave
Copy !req
618. without her card.
Copy !req
619. That was weird for me.
Copy !req
620. - Investigators were certain
that something bad
Copy !req
621. happened to Lil' Poundcake.
Copy !req
622. Ura Dragg shared her
suspicions with the detective.
Copy !req
623. - I don't want to throw
anybody under the bus.
Copy !req
624. - Uh-huh.
- But I had a conversation...
Copy !req
625. - With who?
- With Imma Foxx.
Copy !req
626. And she confessed to me
that she hate Lil' Poundcake.
Copy !req
627. - The conversation between
Imma Foxx and Ura Dragg
Copy !req
628. was captured on a hot mic
in the ladies room.
Copy !req
629. - Security guard Shari Coleman
told investigators
Copy !req
630. that Imma Foxx was
willing to do anything
Copy !req
631. to win the competition.
Copy !req
632. Imma Foxx, she, uh-uh,
she is a little...
Copy !req
633. A little... To me.
You know what I mean?
Copy !req
634. She's just very...
Copy !req
635. And that ain't eloguent to me.
Copy !req
636. Want some?
Copy !req
637. - Detective Anita Klew
interrogated Imma Foxx
Copy !req
638. to find out what she knew.
Copy !req
639. - Miss Foxx,
I heard a recording
Copy !req
640. of you saying you wanted
to get rid of Lil' Poundcake.
Copy !req
641. - And I'll tell you
to your face.
Copy !req
642. I do. She is my arch-nemesis.
Copy !req
643. - Miss Foxx, where is the body?
Copy !req
644. - A'keria is the body.
Copy !req
645. - Bitch.
Copy !req
646. - Imma Foxx
didn't give detectives
Copy !req
647. the confession
they were hoping for.
Copy !req
648. - I wanted her gone,
and I'm glad she's gone.
Copy !req
649. However, doesn't mean I did it.
Copy !req
650. - So Forensic Examiner
Eva Dentz
Copy !req
651. was called in to search
for clues forensically.
Copy !req
652. I examined "schtains,"
Copy !req
653. "schmells," sometimes tastes.
Copy !req
654. I also keep with me
my "schtink" finger.
Copy !req
655. This "schtink" finger
has swabbed, swiped,
Copy !req
656. and sampled every crime scene
I've encountered.
Copy !req
657. One sniff of my stink finger,
and it helps me
Copy !req
658. examine what I'm looking at.
Copy !req
659. Would you like to smell
my stink finger?
Copy !req
660. - The forensic examiner made
a disturbing revelation.
Copy !req
661. - The DNA found
on the "Drag Race" set,
Copy !req
662. that was the most mysterious
part of it all.
Copy !req
663. For there was no DNA found
on the set
Copy !req
664. because dolls have no DNA.
Copy !req
665. Are you sure you don't want
to smell my stink finger?
Copy !req
666. Just once?
Copy !req
667. - The forensic examiner
did find
Copy !req
668. microscopic synthetic fibers
belonging to Lil' Poundcake.
Copy !req
669. - This could be
the key to the case.
Copy !req
670. - Acting on a hunch,
Copy !req
671. investigators questioned
Ura Dragg,
Copy !req
672. who made
a startling confession.
Copy !req
673. - All right, all right.
Let me tell you the truth.
Copy !req
674. Papi.
Copy !req
675. I had a phone call from my
boyfriend, Luis Fernando.
Copy !req
676. Que?
Copy !req
677. That he was uh, uh, uh,
with Lil' Poundcake.
Copy !req
678. - Uh, uh, uh?
Copy !req
679. - Uh, uh, uh,
and that devastated me.
Copy !req
680. I'm gonna kill that bitch.
Copy !req
681. - How do I know you
had nothing to do
Copy !req
682. with the disappearance of her?
Copy !req
683. - Because I am
Miss Congeniality.
Copy !req
684. I didn't do anything
to disappear Lil' Poundcake.
Copy !req
685. It was in my thoughts because
that slutty slut stole my man.
Copy !req
686. But I am not a Republican,
Copy !req
687. and I didn't kill
Lil' Poundcake.
Copy !req
688. - District attorney
Effie Lee Bailey
Copy !req
689. was later assigned
to the case.
Copy !req
690. - Originally,
I am from Brooklyn.
Copy !req
691. Flatbush, to be exact.
Copy !req
692. Because after a night with me,
every bush was flattened.
Copy !req
693. I've worked thousands
of cases in my long career.
Copy !req
694. This case has more holes in it
than Michelle Visage.
Copy !req
695. - The story made
national headlines.
Copy !req
696. America wanted to know
Copy !req
697. what had happened
to Lil' Poundcake.
Copy !req
698. A $25 reward was offered
for any information
Copy !req
699. that would lead
to her safe return.
Copy !req
700. Phone calls poured in
to the tip line.
Copy !req
701. - Investigators thought
they'd hit a dead end.
Copy !req
702. - Klew, Dentz, I have
no evidence and no case.
Copy !req
703. How am I supposed to arraign?
Copy !req
704. - I have a great rack
is what I have.
Copy !req
705. They're right here.
Copy !req
706. - You most certainly do.
Copy !req
707. - Okay, first of all, bitch,
I'm given you enough evidence.
Copy !req
708. And you keep trying me, I'ma
shove that cronut up your ass.
Copy !req
709. - All right, well, tell me,
what do you have?
Copy !req
710. - Listen.
- Besides herpes.
Copy !req
711. - Then, a break.
Copy !req
712. While re-examining calls
from the tip line,
Copy !req
713. detectives
discovered something
Copy !req
714. they had previously
overlooked.
Copy !req
715. - Detectives traced the call
to the security office
Copy !req
716. at the "All Stars" set.
Copy !req
717. - I was a witness,
and I was a suspect.
Copy !req
718. I'm just securing the premises.
Copy !req
719. I don't know why they
put my name in it.
Copy !req
720. - Man, there's cameras
around here?
Copy !req
721. - In addition
to the linguistic evidence,
Copy !req
722. fibers belonging
to Lil' Poundcake
Copy !req
723. match those found on the
security guard's uniform.
Copy !req
724. - Baby,
I was gagged and gooped.
Copy !req
725. But I was gagged and gooped
Copy !req
726. right before coming
to this interview.
Copy !req
727. Right, Mr. Cameraman?
Copy !req
728. I know it was you.
Copy !req
729. There is linguistic evidence
against you, Miss Eloguent.
Copy !req
730. - Linguistic?
Copy !req
731. Girl, did you eat yours
with Alfredo?
Copy !req
732. - I found fibers that match
Lil' Poundcake in your locker.
Copy !req
733. - Bitch, I've been looking
for my fiber intake.
Copy !req
734. My system has been off.
Copy !req
735. Bitch, give it back to me.
Copy !req
736. - After hours of probing,
the security guard came clean.
Copy !req
737. - I did it, girl!
I did it, girl!
Copy !req
738. I wanna be on "All Stars"!
Copy !req
739. I've been on this set
every single day,
Copy !req
740. and they didn't pick me.
Copy !req
741. - Damn, bitch,
I knew you did it.
Copy !req
742. You're going to jail now, ho.
Copy !req
743. - Damn.
- Going to jail.
Copy !req
744. - Damn.
Copy !req
745. - Based on Shari Coleman's
confession,
Copy !req
746. investigators
recreated a timeline
Copy !req
747. that told the story
Copy !req
748. of what ha-happened
to Lil' Poundcake.
Copy !req
749. - That security guard,
Copy !req
750. she thought getting a job
on set of "Drag Race"
Copy !req
751. was gonna be her way
into the business.
Copy !req
752. But as soon as Lil' Poundcake
saw her rehearsing a lip sync
Copy !req
753. on that stage,
she ridiculed her and said,
Copy !req
754. you will never be glamour.
Copy !req
755. You'd be provoked too.
Copy !req
756. - What you say?
What did you say?
Copy !req
757. Don't you ever talk to me
like that, bitch.
Copy !req
758. I'll whoop your ass.
Copy !req
759. - And that security guard
vowed in that moment
Copy !req
760. to get revenge.
Copy !req
761. - Come on, bitch. Come on.
Copy !req
762. Come on, bitch.
Copy !req
763. - She grabbed her.
Copy !req
764. - She tore her limb from limb.
Copy !req
765. There was Poly-Fil
flying everywhere.
Copy !req
766. - And then that security guard
had to hide the evidence.
Copy !req
767. - We found the body,
and we closed the case.
Copy !req
768. Ain't that some shit?
Copy !req
769. - The security guard
was charged with dollnapping
Copy !req
770. and illegal possession
of tig old biddies
Copy !req
771. and was ordered to spend
1 hour and 45 minutes
Copy !req
772. doing community service.
Copy !req
773. - She got what she deserved.
Copy !req
774. I wanted to be on the
season of "All Stars,"
Copy !req
775. and she wasn't eloguent
enough to be on it.
Copy !req
776. I'm very eloguent.
Copy !req
777. So I had to get her.
Copy !req
778. When I get paid
for this, though?
Copy !req
779. - Imma Foxx and Ura Dragg
were exonerated
Copy !req
780. but still
can't accept the fact
Copy !req
781. that their season never aired.
Copy !req
782. - I'm disappointed
because I knew
Copy !req
783. I was gonna win my season.
Copy !req
784. And I got nothing.
Copy !req
785. But after all these years
working hard,
Copy !req
786. now somebody ask me,
do you want guacamole?
Copy !req
787. It's extra. I'm like, yes.
Copy !req
788. And I can pay
for extra guacamole.
Copy !req
789. - This season not airing
is the worst thing that
Copy !req
790. ever happened to my career.
Copy !req
791. I hate Lil' Poundcake.
Copy !req
792. She steals people's
boyfriends,
Copy !req
793. and she doesn't have
the talent.
Copy !req
794. But you know what?
Copy !req
795. I still had love for her.
Copy !req
796. - Today Lil' Poundcake
has been put back together
Copy !req
797. with new parts
and a new lease on life.
Copy !req
798. - See you next Taco Tuesday,
bitch.
Copy !req
799. - This is eloguence.
Copy !req
800. This is not.
Copy !req
801. All right.
- Oh, how dare you.
Copy !req
802. - Girl, kiss my ass, ho.
Copy !req
803. - Eloguence, honey, eloguence.
Copy !req
804. - This week we improvved the
house down as forensic queens.
Copy !req
805. And baby, I was
all the time in character,
Copy !req
806. and I think I was funny.
Copy !req
807. I think I have a big chance
to win this challenge.
Copy !req
808. I'm very proud of myself.
Copy !req
809. - I had so much fun yesterday.
Copy !req
810. I almost killed myself
on the golf cart.
Copy !req
811. I didn't know how to stop it.
Copy !req
812. - You were funny.
Copy !req
813. I feel like this might be
your win this week.
Copy !req
814. - I really wanna win.
Copy !req
815. I've been working my ass off.
Copy !req
816. Well, I feel eloguent today.
Copy !req
817. - Oh, come on, eloguent.
Copy !req
818. Can I channel some
of that eloguence?
Copy !req
819. - Yes, honey.
You know, Sharisha.
Copy !req
820. - Sharisha.
- The "sha" is silent.
Copy !req
821. - The "sha" is silent.
Got it.
Copy !req
822. - Period.
- Got it.
Copy !req
823. - That was fun doing a scene
with you and Kandy.
Copy !req
824. I wish we had more time.
Copy !req
825. - I wish I had more time
to smell your "schtink" finger.
Copy !req
826. - Mein schtink finger.
Copy !req
827. - I hope you washed
your hands before you do
Copy !req
828. your makeup today.
Copy !req
829. - Nope.
Copy !req
830. So how are you
after yesterday's crazy day?
Copy !req
831. - You know, I'm actually
feeling really good today.
Copy !req
832. Yesterday was definitely
a roller coaster.
Copy !req
833. - Were you fully
about to give up?
Copy !req
834. - Yeah, I was like—
- You were done?
Copy !req
835. - And it was more so just
because I felt like I peaked.
Copy !req
836. And with everything going on,
I just didn't feel like
Copy !req
837. I could bounce back from it.
Copy !req
838. This week has been very,
very emotional for me.
Copy !req
839. And it almost pushed me
beyond my limits.
Copy !req
840. But I'm really happy
that I decided to stay.
Copy !req
841. I was able to, like, come out
Copy !req
842. and just have fun
with the challenge.
Copy !req
843. But I just have to say
you gave me so much advice
Copy !req
844. that, like, I was applying.
Copy !req
845. Girl, I felt like
I was really doing my best.
Copy !req
846. - Good.
Copy !req
847. - Like, you really helped me.
Copy !req
848. You really did.
Copy !req
849. That extreme low point
that I had,
Copy !req
850. I know that it was
my breakthrough point
Copy !req
851. in this competition.
Copy !req
852. And right now I feel good.
Copy !req
853. Kandy, Alexis,
how are y'all feeling
Copy !req
854. after everything that happened?
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855. - I feel—
- Oh, I fucking hate her.
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856. - No, I feel good.
Copy !req
857. I mean, you know, we've been
here for seven weeks now.
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858. And there's so much pressure
and all this tension built up.
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859. And you're so exhausted.
Copy !req
860. And girl, you know,
yesterday was
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861. just one of those days where—
Copy !req
862. - We cracked.
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863. - Well, we, yeah,
you know, we cracked.
Copy !req
864. - And honestly,
like, Kandy and I
Copy !req
865. had a chance to talk yesterday,
and, like, I owned my part.
Copy !req
866. Like, I let the stress
of the competition
Copy !req
867. get the better of me.
Copy !req
868. I feel relieved that Kandy
and I were able to work it out
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869. because I'm not looking
to make an enemy out
Copy !req
870. of anybody in this Werk Room.
Copy !req
871. In this game, you don't
wanna burn any bridges
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872. or give anybody a reason
to pull your lipstick.
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873. - Child, when Mama Ru
had came in yesterday
Copy !req
874. and got us together...
Copy !req
875. Ooh, Lord,
that was quite something.
Copy !req
876. Took me back
to my childhood when
Copy !req
877. I got, like,
an F on my report card.
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878. Mama busting it out.
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879. What the fuck is this?
Copy !req
880. - I mean, talk about
putting you into alignment.
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881. - It was necessary.
- It was.
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882. - It was just what we needed.
Copy !req
883. - It was really what we needed.
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884. And I really appreciate her,
because she didn't
Copy !req
885. have to do that, you know?
Copy !req
886. - No.
- She didn't.
Copy !req
887. - Did y'all feel the shift
after, though?
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888. - Oh, yeah.
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889. - It was like she just
relieved, like, so much weight.
Copy !req
890. - And I feel like she helped
us put it in perspective
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891. to be like, this is fun.
This is life.
Copy !req
892. - And it's an opportunity
for us to go even further.
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893. When you hit the 40s,
you think, oh, my God,
Copy !req
894. maybe my career is over.
Copy !req
895. And she's giving me, again,
an opportunity to do more.
Copy !req
896. - And now you're gonna be 60
up at the club.
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897. - What are you doing with
all this glitter like that?
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898. - It goes on your eye.
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899. - Girl, there's
none on your eye.
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900. It's all on your face.
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901. - Girl, you got
something on your face.
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902. You need to be
worried about that, ho.
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903. - I can't believe that we're
gonna go from six to five.
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904. - It's scary to think about.
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905. - It already feels, like,
strange because
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906. just a few weeks ago,
this room was filled.
Copy !req
907. - It was filled.
- With girls.
Copy !req
908. And it's like,
all of us at these two tables.
Copy !req
909. It's like, that's wild.
Copy !req
910. - But it is an elimination,
and that is scary.
Copy !req
911. - Yeah, it is.
It's always scary.
Copy !req
912. - Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
913. And we never know
what's gonna happen.
Copy !req
914. - My hole just clenched up.
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915. - Oh, my God.
- Let's go.
Copy !req
916. - Whoo-hoo!
Copy !req
917. Pull up to my bumper.
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918. - Welcome to the main stage of
"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."
Copy !req
919. If looking good is a crime,
then she's guilty as hell.
Copy !req
920. Michelle Visage.
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921. - And that's what
my parole officer tells me.
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922. Style superstar
Carson Kressley.
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923. Hey, have you ever
been strip searched?
Copy !req
924. - Oh, no.
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925. But I did hire a private dick.
Copy !req
926. It means investigator.
Copy !req
927. - And straight out of Gotham
City, it's Javicia Leslie.
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928. Welcome.
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929. - Thank you, Mother.
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930. I am so excited to be
one of your Judge Judies.
Copy !req
931. - You're the boss, applesauce.
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932. This week we challenged
our All Stars to act a fool
Copy !req
933. in the Ru crime series
"Forensic Queens."
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934. And tonight on the runway,
category is
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935. Miss Fill-in-the-Blank.
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936. All Stars, start your engines,
Copy !req
937. and may the best drag queen
win.
Copy !req
938. Category is
Miss Fill-in-the-Blank.
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939. Up first, Jessica Wild.
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940. - Tonight on the runway,
I am Miss Sausage Party.
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941. - I have to be frank with you.
- Okay.
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942. - This look is very processed.
Copy !req
943. - It's a lot of baloney.
Copy !req
944. - To win this title, I have to
eat 15 sausages in 15 seconds.
Copy !req
945. I almost choke,
but I am the winner.
Copy !req
946. - This look is
the absolute wurst.
Copy !req
947. - My crown is full of wieners
because I am a winner.
Copy !req
948. - You know, I think we
found the missing link.
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949. - She put the ass in kielbasa.
Copy !req
950. - It's Oscar Mayer de La Renta.
Copy !req
951. Up next, Kahanna Montrese.
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952. Miss Tired-Ass Showgirl.
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953. - There may not be anything
tired about this look
Copy !req
954. other than me yawning.
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955. - Honey, if she's tired,
I'm exhausted.
Copy !req
956. - Thank you.
- I'm dead.
Copy !req
957. - It's giving very green
and gold goddess,
Copy !req
958. and it is over-the-top
pageantry glam.
Copy !req
959. And I'm feeling super regal.
Copy !req
960. This look deserves a crown.
Copy !req
961. - She's like a bicycle.
Copy !req
962. Two tired.
Copy !req
963. A bicycle has two tires.
- Oh, got it.
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964. Thank you for explaining.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
965. - Ain't nothing tired
about this look.
Copy !req
966. She is straight perfection.
Copy !req
967. - Go back to Sin City
where you belong.
Copy !req
968. Up next, LaLa Ri.
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969. Miss Bootlegger.
- Bootlegger?
Copy !req
970. I don't even know her.
- Thank you.
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971. - I am Miss Bootlegger.
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972. I'm decked out
in nothing but gold.
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973. It's all fake.
Copy !req
974. Miss Bootlegger is serving
up fashion and fake jewelry
Copy !req
975. and fake hair
and fake everything.
Copy !req
976. - Oh, she got that new
Asia O'Hara DVD.
Copy !req
977. $5.
- Oh, Asia O'Hara bootleg.
Copy !req
978. - Everything on me is fake,
okay?
Copy !req
979. It's only $5, so you
get what you pay for.
Copy !req
980. - Hair we go again.
Copy !req
981. - I have one thing to say.
Copy !req
982. - What?
- Eloguent.
Copy !req
983. Up next, Kandy Muse.
Copy !req
984. Miss Arrogant.
Copy !req
985. - I look stunning
as Miss Arrogant.
Copy !req
986. You know, I don't care
what anyone says.
Copy !req
987. - She's got a hair ball.
Copy !req
988. Actually, 47 of them.
Copy !req
989. - My hair is up
to the heavens, bitch.
Copy !req
990. Not one, not two,
but three crowns.
Copy !req
991. - She's crowning.
- Three times over.
Copy !req
992. - It's a very ballsy hairdo.
Copy !req
993. - I'll just give you some high
for high fashion realness.
Copy !req
994. Eat it up.
Copy !req
995. - I didn't realize that
Cookie and Elmo had a baby.
Copy !req
996. - Yes.
Copy !req
997. - Look, it's a real
feather in her cap.
Copy !req
998. I mean, shoulder.
Copy !req
999. Up next, Alexis Michelle.
Copy !req
1000. Miss Man Pig.
Copy !req
1001. - I am walking down
this runway looking
Copy !req
1002. like the most beautiful
sparkling glamorous jockstrap
Copy !req
1003. you've ever seen.
Copy !req
1004. - Hey, Carson, what's
the red bandanna mean again?
Copy !req
1005. - Is it red, or is it brown?
Copy !req
1006. - Oh, I can't tell.
- Let me Google it real quick
Copy !req
1007. before I make
a terrible mistake.
Copy !req
1008. - I'm repping my hanky code
with this train.
Copy !req
1009. - She's trouble with a
capital T that rhymes with P.
Copy !req
1010. And of course,
that's what she's into.
Copy !req
1011. - I am serving you
full pageantry,
Copy !req
1012. glamour, sparkle, and filth.
Copy !req
1013. There's always a pig
under this wig.
Copy !req
1014. - That way to the
golden showers.
Copy !req
1015. - Jimbo, Miss Tits McGee.
Copy !req
1016. Triggered.
Copy !req
1017. - Are you having
some mammaries?
Copy !req
1018. For tonight's runway,
Copy !req
1019. I am serving
Miss Tits McGee 2003.
Copy !req
1020. She's a pageant winner
from down under.
Copy !req
1021. - Hooter,
I don't even know her.
Copy !req
1022. - I used to work at Hooters.
Copy !req
1023. I don't think I was
as qualified as her.
Copy !req
1024. - These are my biggest,
most beautiful breasts.
Copy !req
1025. They are a size Z cup.
Copy !req
1026. I'm shimmering and bouncing
and I am serving beauty,
Copy !req
1027. elegance, grace, and face.
Copy !req
1028. - Honey, she is milking this.
Copy !req
1029. - I'm worried about
her lower back health.
Copy !req
1030. - Yes.
Copy !req
1031. Welcome, queens.
Copy !req
1032. Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.
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1033. Up first, Jessica Wild,
Miss Sausage Party.
Copy !req
1034. - Which was my nickname
in junior high.
Copy !req
1035. You're an Oscar Mayer
winner, baby.
Copy !req
1036. This is so fun.
Copy !req
1037. You're still giving us
a beautiful body
Copy !req
1038. and very effective
for this category.
Copy !req
1039. - I'm a vegan,
and I'd eat your sausage.
Copy !req
1040. - Oh.
- Okay?
Copy !req
1041. - You're clearly insane
Copy !req
1042. in all the best ways possible
and funny.
Copy !req
1043. Like, I laughed a lot
at what you did.
Copy !req
1044. I think my favorite quotes
from you,
Copy !req
1045. she likes soft shell tacos.
Copy !req
1046. - She like the soft shell.
Copy !req
1047. That was her favorite.
Copy !req
1048. - That resonated with me.
Copy !req
1049. I mean, I just understood it.
Copy !req
1050. - I thought she was
talking about you.
Copy !req
1051. - Thank you.
Copy !req
1052. - Yeah, you were a natural
with the improv.
Copy !req
1053. You had a character.
Copy !req
1054. You knew who the character was.
Copy !req
1055. You had a point of view.
Copy !req
1056. And what is better
than a sausage?
Copy !req
1057. - Nothing.
- Two sausages.
Copy !req
1058. - Mmm.
Copy !req
1059. Yes.
Copy !req
1060. Up next, Kahanna Montrese.
Copy !req
1061. - Miss Tired-Ass Showgirl,
ain't nothing tired about you.
Copy !req
1062. You look amazing.
You look perfect.
Copy !req
1063. - I mean, head to toe,
everything is spectacular.
Copy !req
1064. I think it's mislabeled,
Copy !req
1065. but the look
is really beautiful.
Copy !req
1066. - Imma Foxx.
Copy !req
1067. Yes, you are.
Copy !req
1068. Your character was having
a bit of a struggle
Copy !req
1069. in the beginning, Kahanna.
Copy !req
1070. It was almost like you
were unsure of yourself.
Copy !req
1071. And then somewhere
towards the middle,
Copy !req
1072. you started to have fun.
Copy !req
1073. It was enjoyable to watch
Copy !req
1074. because I wasn't nervous
for you.
Copy !req
1075. This is Kahanna 2.0, isn't it?
Copy !req
1076. - Yes.
- Yeah. Good job.
Copy !req
1077. - You have it in you
to do this.
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1078. You know, giving yourself
permission to act a fool
Copy !req
1079. or to act crazy
Copy !req
1080. or to act whatever
is that breakthrough.
Copy !req
1081. You are a class act.
Copy !req
1082. You're beautiful.
You got there.
Copy !req
1083. - There was a click
that I was, like, girl,
Copy !req
1084. this ain't serious.
Just go with it.
Copy !req
1085. Just let loose, and I did.
Copy !req
1086. That was the funnest I had
in this competition so far.
Copy !req
1087. - Good.
- So thank you.
Copy !req
1088. - Well, that's why we do this.
Copy !req
1089. That's why I come to work
every morning.
Copy !req
1090. It's not the cars or the furs
or the private jets.
Copy !req
1091. - It ain't the hers.
- No.
Copy !req
1092. None of that.
- It's me.
Copy !req
1093. - Up next, LaLa Ri.
Copy !req
1094. - Let's talk about
your character.
Copy !req
1095. The "sha" is silent. Right.
- Silent.
Copy !req
1096. - You created a character
so beautifully
Copy !req
1097. through your acting
and through your nails.
Copy !req
1098. - At one point I was like,
what the fuck
Copy !req
1099. is she even talking about?
Copy !req
1100. But it worked. It was funny.
Copy !req
1101. And Miss Bootlegger,
girl, this speaks to me
Copy !req
1102. on so many levels.
Copy !req
1103. It's all just right.
Copy !req
1104. - Honestly, this was your show.
Copy !req
1105. You brought energy.
Copy !req
1106. You brought life.
Copy !req
1107. In improv, it's about keeping
the ball in the air,
Copy !req
1108. and you never dropped the ball,
because you are talented.
Copy !req
1109. - Thank you.
Copy !req
1110. - I loved how you
overcompensated
Copy !req
1111. for your guilt.
Copy !req
1112. - It was very obvious
that you did it,
Copy !req
1113. and it was a great
character choice.
Copy !req
1114. You really showed up this week,
and you showed out.
Copy !req
1115. - Thank you.
Copy !req
1116. - Up next, Kandy Muse.
Copy !req
1117. - I think my issue
with you, Kandy, was,
Copy !req
1118. I was excited for you
to play a character,
Copy !req
1119. and I felt like
you were playing you.
Copy !req
1120. - I was okay
with the performance.
Copy !req
1121. And that lollipop deserves
a Best Supporting Actress nod.
Copy !req
1122. But I'm just not
really sure how
Copy !req
1123. this look supports the title.
Copy !req
1124. - I feel the arrogance
in the hair, and I love it.
Copy !req
1125. I don't know if I'd
hire you as a detective,
Copy !req
1126. but I'd definitely cast you as
one of my favorite detectives.
Copy !req
1127. - You didn't go far away
from the Kandy character,
Copy !req
1128. which is fine with me
Copy !req
1129. because I love
the Kandy character.
Copy !req
1130. But it was a little confusing
because you were saying that
Copy !req
1131. you were not a real detective.
Copy !req
1132. - I'm not really a detective.
Copy !req
1133. I'm more of a nosy-ass bitch.
Copy !req
1134. - But then in the interrogation
room, you were a detective.
Copy !req
1135. - There is linguistic evidence
against you, Miss Eloguent.
Copy !req
1136. - Made me laugh.
Copy !req
1137. Up next, Jimbo.
Copy !req
1138. - If you look up commitment
in the dictionary,
Copy !req
1139. there will be a picture of
your tit—uh, your face.
Copy !req
1140. Your stink finger, it had us
all just disgusted
Copy !req
1141. in the most amazing way.
Copy !req
1142. - You "schwiped,"
you "schwabbed,"
Copy !req
1143. and you "schfingered" your way
into our hearts.
Copy !req
1144. - This, of course,
is traditional Jimbo
Copy !req
1145. only heightened
by at least 7,000 CCs.
Copy !req
1146. I don't know if you can
find any bigger ones.
Copy !req
1147. We love a point of view here,
and you've had one
Copy !req
1148. through this whole challenge.
Copy !req
1149. - Yeah.
Copy !req
1150. You have a very twisted mind.
Copy !req
1151. - Yes.
Copy !req
1152. - And this is the place
for that twisted mind.
Copy !req
1153. - Thank you.
Copy !req
1154. - Up next, Alexis Michelle.
Copy !req
1155. - You always come prepared.
Copy !req
1156. I think where sometimes you
do yourself a disservice is,
Copy !req
1157. you're so prepared that you
forget to have fun sometimes.
Copy !req
1158. You had a character.
Copy !req
1159. I needed for it to take off.
Copy !req
1160. And it just didn't.
Copy !req
1161. This, however, definitely did.
Copy !req
1162. - To me this is what
great drag is all about.
Copy !req
1163. It has a point of view.
Copy !req
1164. It tells a story.
Copy !req
1165. It makes us feel something.
Copy !req
1166. I'm a little itchy right now.
Copy !req
1167. But the performance felt
more like a monologue.
Copy !req
1168. - I just wanna see
a little bit more energy.
Copy !req
1169. And I think we would have had
a full rounded character.
Copy !req
1170. - Yeah, the thing
that was missing
Copy !req
1171. was the fun part of it.
Copy !req
1172. - Reckless abandon.
- Reckless abandon.
Copy !req
1173. - Yeah.
- Thank you, ladies.
Copy !req
1174. I think we've heard enough.
Copy !req
1175. Based on the judges' critiques,
I've made some decisions.
Copy !req
1176. LaLa Ri...
Copy !req
1177. Condragulations, you are
the top All Star of the week.
Copy !req
1178. - LaLa!
- Yes, bitch.
Copy !req
1179. - You've won a cash prize
of $5,000.
Copy !req
1180. Jessica, Kandy, Jimbo...
Copy !req
1181. you are safe.
Copy !req
1182. Kahanna Montrese, Alexis
Michelle, I'm sorry, my dears,
Copy !req
1183. but you are the bottom
All Stars of the week.
Copy !req
1184. Thank you, All Stars.
Copy !req
1185. You may leave the stage.
Copy !req
1186. - The idea of potentially
going home tonight
Copy !req
1187. does not feel right.
Copy !req
1188. And if you have to compare
me and Kahanna,
Copy !req
1189. I have a stronger track
record in this competition.
Copy !req
1190. - Even though I was ready
to walk away yesterday,
Copy !req
1191. I've worked so hard to get
my head back in the game.
Copy !req
1192. And I hope that the girls
give me another chance to show
Copy !req
1193. why I deserve to be here.
Copy !req
1194. - This is a really
tough decision.
Copy !req
1195. Kahanna has had a roller
coaster of a competition.
Copy !req
1196. She has been up,
she's been down.
Copy !req
1197. She's been invested,
she's been wanting to give up,
Copy !req
1198. and this will be
her fourth time in the bottom.
Copy !req
1199. This is only Alexis's
second time in the bottom,
Copy !req
1200. but this might be a great
opportunity to get rid
Copy !req
1201. of some very good competition.
Copy !req
1202. You know what?
Send them both home.
Copy !req
1203. I'm just kidding.
Copy !req
1204. - Mwah. Love you, sister.
Copy !req
1205. - I'm trying to go to the end.
Copy !req
1206. - Bitch, what I'm gonna do?
Copy !req
1207. I don't know what
I'm gonna do, Lord.
Copy !req
1208. Even though Kahanna
has been in the bottom
Copy !req
1209. more than Alexis,
Copy !req
1210. Alexis hasn't wowed me yet.
Copy !req
1211. Alexis is a good competitor,
but she plays it safe for me.
Copy !req
1212. But the other girl,
she's in the bottom a lot.
Copy !req
1213. Let me have a moment
with Jesus.
Copy !req
1214. Lord, I come to you as humbly
as I can to help a sister out.
Copy !req
1215. Love you, sister girl.
Copy !req
1216. Welcome back.
Copy !req
1217. LaLa Ri, are you ready
to meet your opponent?
Copy !req
1218. - Bring her ass on, honey.
Copy !req
1219. - I guess that's a yes.
Copy !req
1220. - Indeed.
Copy !req
1221. - It's time to present this
week's Lip Sync Assassin.
Copy !req
1222. - Oh.
Copy !req
1223. - Oh, she tiny.
Copy !req
1224. - Is that Gigi Goode?
Copy !req
1225. - It's Symone, I bet.
- I know that pose.
Copy !req
1226. - Ruveal yourself.
Copy !req
1227. - Oh.
Copy !req
1228. - Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1229. - Snatched.
Copy !req
1230. - Look at that waist.
Copy !req
1231. - Is that Gigi?
Copy !req
1232. - Who is it?
Copy !req
1233. - She don't get cute.
Copy !req
1234. She gets drop dead Jorgeous.
Copy !req
1235. - They want me to work hard
for this money today,
Copy !req
1236. 'cause Miss Jorgeous
is the Lip Sync Assassin.
Copy !req
1237. And Mama is good.
She real good.
Copy !req
1238. But she ain't no match
for the Big Bertha like me.
Copy !req
1239. Sorry.
Copy !req
1240. - Hello, Jorgeous.
Copy !req
1241. - Hellotus.
Copy !req
1242. - Are you ready
to do your thing?
Copy !req
1243. - Oh, yes, ma'am,
you already know.
Copy !req
1244. - LaLa Ri, are you ready
to serve the experience?
Copy !req
1245. - And you know I am, Mother.
Copy !req
1246. - Does it come
with any side dishes?
Copy !req
1247. - Cake.
Copy !req
1248. - Two.
Copy !req
1249. - Two queens stand before me.
Copy !req
1250. Ladies, Jorgeous holds
the lipstick of the queen
Copy !req
1251. that the group has voted
to send home.
Copy !req
1252. If Jorgeous wins, the queen
on her lipstick gets the chop.
Copy !req
1253. LaLa Ri, this is your chance
to impress me, win $10,000,
Copy !req
1254. and earn the power to give one
of the bottom queens the chop.
Copy !req
1255. The time has come
Copy !req
1256. for you to Lip Sync
for Your Legacy.
Copy !req
1257. Good luck and don't fuck it up.
Copy !req
1258. - Work, bitch.
Copy !req
1259. - Work, bitch!
- Yeah! LaLa, come on.
Copy !req
1260. - Yes.
Copy !req
1261. - Ladies.
Copy !req
1262. Oh, wow.
Copy !req
1263. I've made my decision.
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1264. LaLa Ri, condragulations,
you're a winner, baby.
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1265. - Period, bitch.
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1266. Period.
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1267. - Thank you, thank you,
thank you.
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1268. - You've won a cash tip
of $10,000.
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1269. - Whoo.
- Work.
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1270. - Jorgeous, my darling dear,
thank you for joining us.
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1271. Please come back any time.
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1272. - Thank you guys.
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1273. Bitch, you turned it.
- Love you, Jorgeous.
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1274. - Now, will the bottom queens
please step forward?
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1275. Kahanna Montrese,
Alexis Michelle,
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1276. whoever gets the chop tonight
will be immediately entered
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1277. into the online Fame Games.
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1278. Now, LaLa Ri, with great power
comes great responsibility.
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1279. Which queen have you chosen
to get the chop?
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1280. - Both of these two beautiful,
amazing entertainers
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1281. mean so much to me,
so this decision
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1282. is so heartbreaking.
It's so hard to do.
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1283. But the queen I have chosen...
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1284. Is Kahanna.
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1285. - As it is written,
so it shall be done.
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1286. Kahanna Montrese, you are
and will always be an All Star.
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1287. You're leaving us tonight,
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1288. but the Fame Games
have just begun.
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1289. Now sashay away.
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1290. - Thank you so much.
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1291. I love each
and every one of you.
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1292. I love you, baby.
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1293. Come here.
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1294. I'm so proud of you.
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1295. - Top six, girl.
Be happy for me!
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1296. Even though I am disappointed
to be going home,
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1297. I definitely feel
like the judges
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1298. got to see
a whole new side of me,
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1299. and I'm proud of that.
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1300. - Love you, sister.
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1301. Love you.
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1302. - This experience
has definitely taught me
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1303. that just because
you're glowing
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1304. doesn't mean you stop growing.
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1305. Look for me online,
because I will be
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1306. the queen of the Fame Games.
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1307. I'm gonna need y'all's
love and support, y'all.
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1308. I came in as a showgirl,
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1309. but I'm leaving
as a superstar, baby.
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1310. And I'm ready
to take on the world.
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1311. - Yes, Kahanna!
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1312. - Condragulations, All Stars.
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1313. And remember, if you can't
love yourself,
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1314. how in the hell are you gonna
love somebody else?
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1315. Can I get an amen up in here?
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1316. Amen.
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1317. - All right,
now let the music play.
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1318. - Next time on "All Stars"...
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1319. - I am grateful
for the rest of my life.
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1320. I will never forget this.
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1321. I'm the only girl still in
this competition without a win.
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1322. - For this week's
Maxi Challenge,
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1323. your mission is to
transform these materials
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1324. into your own signature look
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1325. that screams
I'm a winner, baby.
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1326. - Maybe you could
kind of create, like,
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1327. a reptilian sort of cover up.
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1328. - She wants you
to make something for her.
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1329. - Designing challenges,
they are my favorite.
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1330. I am very sarcastic right now.
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1331. - I had all, like,
fucked up the front
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1332. by mistake and didn't realize.
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1333. Why is this happening to me?
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1334. - I think I made this hood
too small, but whatever.
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1335. - I don't know what
I'm doing at all.
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1336. I don't like the
pattern on that.
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1337. It's a lot. It's a lot.
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1338. If you do win tonight,
don't forget about me.
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1339. - I won't.
You know I won't.
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1340. - Ruveal yourself.
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