1. - Previously on "All Stars"...Copy !req
2. - Another one for Jimbo.Copy !req
3. - In this game,
you don't want to beCopy !req
4. seen as the front-runner.Copy !req
5. Then you're a
threat to everybody.Copy !req
6. - For this week's
Maxi Challenge,Copy !req
7. it's time to play
Snatch Game of Love.Copy !req
8. - What color would your
wedding dress be and why?Copy !req
9. - I'm wearing orange on
our wedding day, baby.Copy !req
10. - Tremendo.Copy !req
11. - Heidi, why did I
hear you went to JimboCopy !req
12. and told her that
I'm coming for her?Copy !req
13. - Because you did.Copy !req
14. You want to question
my integrity?Copy !req
15. Really?Copy !req
16. I love y'all.
- No.Copy !req
17. - No.
- Heidi.Copy !req
18. - I love y'all.
I can't do this.Copy !req
19. - No.
- I can't.Copy !req
20. I cannot. I love y'all.
- No.Copy !req
21. - I love y'all so much.
- Heidi, no.Copy !req
22. What the fuck?Copy !req
23. - Jessica Wild,Copy !req
24. Kahanna Montrese.Copy !req
25. I'm sorry, my dears, but
you are the bottomCopy !req
26. All Stars of the week.Copy !req
27. Jimbo, condragulations.Copy !req
28. You are the top
All Star of the week.Copy !req
29. - Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
30. - It's time to present this
week's Lip Sync Assassin.Copy !req
31. - Oh!Copy !req
32. - Jasmine Kennedie,
condragulations.Copy !req
33. - Ah!Copy !req
34. - You're a winner, baby.Copy !req
35. With great power comes
great responsibility.Copy !req
36. That is why...Copy !req
37. no one is going home tonight.Copy !req
38. - Oh!Copy !req
39. Bitch, I'm still here.Copy !req
40. The luck gods have been
smiling on me, child.Copy !req
41. And I am overjoyed.Copy !req
42. - Let's talk about
you guys who are safe.Copy !req
43. - Yes!Copy !req
44. - We deserve to be here,Copy !req
45. both of us.
- Down. Down.Copy !req
46. - I'm grateful to be safe
and I'm not gonna takeCopy !req
47. this opportunity for granted.Copy !req
48. I don't want to
be in the bottomCopy !req
49. again, at least not here.Copy !req
50. No.Copy !req
51. - I want to know
what's in that box.Copy !req
52. - Yeah.
- Do it.Copy !req
53. - Kahanna, you were safe.
Kahanna, you do it.Copy !req
54. - Kahanna.
- Oh, Lord.Copy !req
55. Y'all, I can never
open this damn box.Copy !req
56. - Thank God she's pretty.Copy !req
57. - All right, we got
one for Kahanna.Copy !req
58. Two for Kahanna.Copy !req
59. Three for Kahanna.Copy !req
60. Four for Kahanna.Copy !req
61. Five for Kahanna.Copy !req
62. One for Jessica.Copy !req
63. Who had did that?Copy !req
64. - Yeah, I had to pick
your lipstick as well.Copy !req
65. - You know, I respect
y'all's decision.Copy !req
66. I was in the bottom twice.Copy !req
67. Honestly, it makes me
want it that much more,Copy !req
68. because I realize I could
be gone if I slip up.Copy !req
69. Bitch, get on it.Copy !req
70. Remember why you're hereCopy !req
71. and remember
what the end goal is.Copy !req
72. And that's to win and
that's what I plan on doing.Copy !req
73. - Bam.Copy !req
74. - So hopefully y'all
won't have to beCopy !req
75. picking my lipsticks no more.Copy !req
76. - I hope not to, god damn it.Copy !req
77. And congratulations to Jimbo.Copy !req
78. You won again, girl.
How's it feel?Copy !req
79. - Oh, my God, it's
mixed emotions.Copy !req
80. I had such an amazing
time in the Snatch GameCopy !req
81. and incredible critiques.Copy !req
82. And then I went
to do the lip syncCopy !req
83. and I just fell on my face
and I feel embarrassed.Copy !req
84. - You shouldn't.
- I do. I do.Copy !req
85. - Don't feel that way.Copy !req
86. - I really wanted this
time to go better.Copy !req
87. And it's just...Copy !req
88. - Let it out, girl.
Let it out.Copy !req
89. - Annoying.
It's so fucking annoying.Copy !req
90. I love performing.Copy !req
91. And somehow I get on
that fucking stageCopy !req
92. and I choke every fucking time.Copy !req
93. And I can't stand it.Copy !req
94. I've won three challenges,
but I've lost every lip sync.Copy !req
95. It's a really
disappointing blow,Copy !req
96. because drag queens are kind of
known for their lip syncing.Copy !req
97. But I get in front of
Mama Ru on that stage,Copy !req
98. and there is something
that I'm not deliveringCopy !req
99. over and over again.
It's embarrassing.Copy !req
100. It's all the
feelings of today hasCopy !req
101. just been so much, with Heidi
going and all the dynamics.Copy !req
102. - Yes.Copy !req
103. - It was a surprise
that one of our sistersCopy !req
104. decided to leave
the competition.Copy !req
105. - Yeah.Copy !req
106. - I thought Heidi
was a real contender,Copy !req
107. and I'm sorry that
she got so shaken.Copy !req
108. But it's changed things.Copy !req
109. - I just hope she
didn't plant seeds hereCopy !req
110. in people's heads
that are gonnaCopy !req
111. grow as the
competition moves forward.Copy !req
112. Because I don't have to
hide anything from anyone.Copy !req
113. If I feel some type
of way, I will say itCopy !req
114. to you right there and then.Copy !req
115. - Oh, we know. We know.
- You know.Copy !req
116. If I was gonna send you
home, I would tell you, bitch,Copy !req
117. you're competition.
I'm gonna send you home.Copy !req
118. So I just hope that that's
not something moving forward.Copy !req
119. - I know that me being the
front-runner makes peopleCopy !req
120. really nervous,Copy !req
121. and some people
make questionable decisionsCopy !req
122. when they're nervous.Copy !req
123. But I can't worry about
whether or not KandyCopy !req
124. is holding up
her end of our alliance.Copy !req
125. All I can do is stay
true to my word,Copy !req
126. hold up my end of the alliance,
and hope for the best.Copy !req
127. At the end of the day, it
might bite me in the ass,Copy !req
128. but I'm a man of my word.Copy !req
129. - The only thing we
can do from this pointCopy !req
130. is move on and, bitch,
make it to the top four.Copy !req
131. - Or top three or top two,
because we don't know.Copy !req
132. - I just wanna
be on top, child.Copy !req
133. - Girl, you ain't never been
on top in your life, bitch.Copy !req
134. - Let's do this.
- Let's do this.Copy !req
135. - Let's get the fuck
out of drag, honey.Copy !req
136. I'm not really sure where
I stand with these queens.Copy !req
137. I really hope that, like,
that shit Heidi pulled,Copy !req
138. that doesn't affect
the competition.Copy !req
139. Because I'm not
letting anythingCopy !req
140. get in my fucking way
of me and that damnCopy !req
141. fucking crown
and them $200,000.Copy !req
142. After all the drama,
these hos could beCopy !req
143. looking for any
opportunity to get rid of meCopy !req
144. and that cannot happen.Copy !req
145. We're halfway there.Copy !req
146. Nothing is getting in my way.Copy !req
147. The real competition
has started.Copy !req
148. - We are in there
like booty hair.Copy !req
149. The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars"Copy !req
150. receives a one-year supplyCopy !req
151. of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,Copy !req
152. a coveted spot in
the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,Copy !req
153. and a cash prize of $200,000,Copy !req
154. with extra-special guest judge
Adam Shankman.Copy !req
155. - Yes.Copy !req
156. - It's a brand-new day
in the Werk Room and I—Copy !req
157. - Wait.
- What?Copy !req
158. - Oh, my God, look at those.Copy !req
159. - Uh-oh.Copy !req
160. - Oh.Copy !req
161. This room has had some
redecorating done.Copy !req
162. - Ms. Crawford.Copy !req
163. - Joan for your nerve.Copy !req
164. - Oh, she's everywhere.Copy !req
165. - We have a new
mom in the room, y'all.Copy !req
166. - Oh, my God, it's
Mommie Dearest.Copy !req
167. - It's Faye Dunaway.
- What is happening?Copy !req
168. - Oh!Copy !req
169. - She done already
done had herses.Copy !req
170. Ladies, there's only one wayCopy !req
171. to the "Drag Race"
Hall of Fame.Copy !req
172. You've got to earn it, Tina.Copy !req
173. Why can't people
give you the respectCopy !req
174. that you're entitled to?Copy !req
175. But nobody said life was fair.Copy !req
176. Now, Barbara, please,
get L.B. Mayer on the phone.Copy !req
177. Walk me to my car.Copy !req
178. Box office royalty.Copy !req
179. - I don't know
what's happening,Copy !req
180. but Joan Crawford is
coming up in this house.Copy !req
181. - Yes.Copy !req
182. - Hello, hello, hello.Copy !req
183. Hi.Copy !req
184. All Stars, now,
over the decades,Copy !req
185. Hollywood has created
a galaxy of superstars.Copy !req
186. But two actresses in
particular outshine them all.Copy !req
187. The first is the queen of
Hollywood, Joan Crawford.Copy !req
188. And the second is Faye DunawayCopy !req
189. playing Joan Crawford
in the movie "Mommie Dearest."Copy !req
190. Now, Joan Crawford
wasn't just a movie star.Copy !req
191. She was the movie star.Copy !req
192. And her charisma, uniqueness,
nerve, and talentCopy !req
193. is the stuff
that legends are made of.Copy !req
194. Now, "Mommie Dearest," a
movie based on her life,Copy !req
195. is not only a camp classic.Copy !req
196. It's a master class in acting,Copy !req
197. Hollywood politics,
and survival.Copy !req
198. So for this week's
Maxi Challenge,Copy !req
199. we are staging the
world premiereCopy !req
200. of "Joan!
The Unauthorized Rusical."Copy !req
201. - Fun.Copy !req
202. - You'll each get to play
Joan at a different stageCopy !req
203. in her epic career.Copy !req
204. first you'll record your
solos with composer Leland.Copy !req
205. - Yes.Copy !req
206. - Then you'll work
with the directorCopy !req
207. of hit movies like
"Hairspray,"Rock of Ages,"Copy !req
208. and "Disenchanted," the one
and only Adam Shankman.Copy !req
209. - Wow.
- Gosh.Copy !req
210. - And to help you
get into character,Copy !req
211. we're providing iconic
Joan Crawford-inspiredCopy !req
212. hairstyles
courtesy of Wigs and Grace.Copy !req
213. - OK.Copy !req
214. - And tomorrow on the
runway, we're gonnaCopy !req
215. celebrate another legend.Copy !req
216. Category is Night of
1,000 Grace Joneses.Copy !req
217. - Awesome.
- Queen.Copy !req
218. - This week really is about
keeping up with the Joneses.Copy !req
219. Get it, Joan Crawford, Jones?Copy !req
220. - Yeah.Copy !req
221. - All Stars,
start your engines,Copy !req
222. and may the best
drag queen win.Copy !req
223. - You know, I don't like
when you jumpCopy !req
224. over the couch like that.Copy !req
225. - You don't?
- No.Copy !req
226. - That's gonna break something.Copy !req
227. - A Rusical challenge?Copy !req
228. Oh, baby, this is me.Copy !req
229. Bring it on, Mama.Copy !req
230. - OK, I am triggered.Copy !req
231. - Why?Copy !req
232. - On season 13, the Rusical
was what technicallyCopy !req
233. got me eliminated...
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
234. - Before RuPaul called
my ass back and saved me.Copy !req
235. - It just seemed
a little messy.Copy !req
236. - Kandy Muse, sashay away.Copy !req
237. Kandy, Kandy, wait.Copy !req
238. I'm not ready for you to go.Copy !req
239. - Not yet.Copy !req
240. - So...
Here we are again.Copy !req
241. - Should we give it
a read and a listen?Copy !req
242. - Yes, read it.
- Listen to it.Copy !req
243. - The pressure is
on, because RuPaul isCopy !req
244. a huge fan of Joan Crawford.Copy !req
245. Also we actually gotta sing.Copy !req
246. So we are listening
to the tracksCopy !req
247. and we're all trying to decide
which role we want to play.Copy !req
248. I'm really feeling
"Mommie Dearest" Joan.Copy !req
249. I really like that one.Copy !req
250. - Any objections to Jaymes
doing "Mommie Dearest"?Copy !req
251. - No.
- Yay, I got the part.Copy !req
252. - Oh, my God, you're lucky.Copy !req
253. - I really, really
want "let's go, Joan."Copy !req
254. - The voguing one?Copy !req
255. You could really turn that.Copy !req
256. - Very vogue situation.
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
257. - OK.
- I think you're the one.Copy !req
258. - I like "hag superstar Joan."Copy !req
259. - You'd be great in that.
I think you're great for it.Copy !req
260. - That's a good one.
- Thank you, yeah.Copy !req
261. I think I'm maybe the
oldest one here now, so...Copy !req
262. - I'm stuck between two.Copy !req
263. "No more wire hangers"
and then "MGM queen."Copy !req
264. - It's Joan at her youngest and
most beautiful, which, hello.Copy !req
265. - Oh. Oh!Copy !req
266. - You don't have
those crazy eyes.Copy !req
267. - So that's Kahanna.Copy !req
268. - Let's be honest, who
wants the country one?Copy !req
269. - It's fast.Copy !req
270. - It's like la, la,
la, la, la, la to me.Copy !req
271. - I think it's a
great opportunityCopy !req
272. because it's the "Don't
fuck with me, fellas,"Copy !req
273. scene, which is legendary.Copy !req
274. "This is not my
first rodeo" number.Copy !req
275. It's really fast.Copy !req
276. It's really wordy.Copy !req
277. But if you can take a part
like that, make it funny,Copy !req
278. make it fierce, that could
be a real opportunity.Copy !req
279. It's a risk, but I'm
gonna take it.Copy !req
280. - I really love
"no more wire hangers."Copy !req
281. - That one's everything.Copy !req
282. - I'm like you.Copy !req
283. I like the "no wire hangers."Copy !req
284. - Well, I don't
have another option,Copy !req
285. so whatever it is that I have
to do, that's the one I want.Copy !req
286. - What do you mean you
don't have another option?Copy !req
287. Like, you don't just get
to say, this is mineCopy !req
288. and I don't have
another option.Copy !req
289. - I didn't say, this is mine.Copy !req
290. That's the one I want.Copy !req
291. - OK.Copy !req
292. - So there is no second choice?Copy !req
293. - No.Copy !req
294. - What are we gonna do?Copy !req
295. - Do you want to
death drop for it?Copy !req
296. Do you want to backflip for it?Copy !req
297. - I'm not backflipping
for a fucking role.Copy !req
298. - Should we audition?Copy !req
299. - They could sing
into the wire hanger.Copy !req
300. That's their mic.Copy !req
301. - Based on these,
we vote who gets it.Copy !req
302. - OK.Copy !req
303. I'm about to have a stroke,Copy !req
304. but let's do it.Copy !req
305. - All right, ladies.
Let's go.Copy !req
306. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
307. Of course we have to audition.Copy !req
308. I'm down to go toe to toe
with a bitch.Copy !req
309. But, baby, let's bring it.Copy !req
310. - Yeah.Copy !req
311. - Jessica.Copy !req
312. Come on, sister,
get it together.Copy !req
313. - Yes, honey.Copy !req
314. - That was good.
- Well done.Copy !req
315. - Wow.Copy !req
316. - Even though the Cookie
Monster voice is strong,Copy !req
317. it is hitting the notes.Copy !req
318. That's your role,
girl, at least for me.Copy !req
319. - I mean, I agree,
you killed that, Kandy.Copy !req
320. - All right.
- All right.Copy !req
321. - I accept.
So it's your part.Copy !req
322. And I'm gonna do my
best with "bring me the ax."Copy !req
323. - I'm happy that I
got the role I wanted.Copy !req
324. But now I have to prove
not only to myselfCopy !req
325. but to the other girls
that I can finallyCopy !req
326. get a win with this role.Copy !req
327. This needs to be my big moment.Copy !req
328. Talk about pressure.Copy !req
329. All right, so
that's the Rusical.Copy !req
330. - Hey!
- Oh!Copy !req
331. - It's time to record
our vocals with Leland,Copy !req
332. and I am excited
because, bitch,Copy !req
333. I'm a Joan Crawford stan.Copy !req
334. And, baby, we're gonna
nail this out.Copy !req
335. - Hello, ladies.Copy !req
336. - Hi.
- Hi, Leland.Copy !req
337. - Are you ready to make
some Hollywood herstory?Copy !req
338. - Absolutely.Copy !req
339. - Joan has some pretty
big shoes to fill,Copy !req
340. but I think we can do it.Copy !req
341. - Good thing we have big feet.Copy !req
342. - All right, well, let's do it.Copy !req
343. - When it comes
to vocals, I'm likeCopy !req
344. a very high Paula Abdul.Copy !req
345. - Here we go.Copy !req
346. - OK.Copy !req
347. - "Wire hangers Joan."Copy !req
348. I'm very excited to
hear you sing this.Copy !req
349. - Great.
Let's get that.Copy !req
350. - Do I have to
do that falsetto?Copy !req
351. - I want you to do
it in chest voice.Copy !req
352. - OK, OK.
- Go for it.Copy !req
353. - I'll try.Copy !req
354. - She's good.
She's damn good.Copy !req
355. - Jaymes is doing
what Jaymes does best.Copy !req
356. She's a very comedic
kind of queen.Copy !req
357. Characters is what she
does, and I feel like sheCopy !req
358. is the dark horse this week.Copy !req
359. I see you, bitch.Copy !req
360. - I like the sinister
delivery of "Mommie Dearest."Copy !req
361. I think that's gonna be
wonderful.Copy !req
362. - Thank you.Copy !req
363. - 1, 2, 3.Copy !req
364. - Love that.Copy !req
365. Yeah, what a fun tone.Copy !req
366. Ooh child, no.Copy !req
367. Uh-uh.Copy !req
368. - So just take a deep breath
and get that last line.Copy !req
369. If you were ever gonna push,
now's the time.Copy !req
370. - I hope I don't
crack no windows.Copy !req
371. - Clench, squeeze,
just give me that note.Copy !req
372. - Oh, my gosh.
- Here we go.Copy !req
373. - OK, I'm good at squeezing.Copy !req
374. - Perfect.
- Oh.Copy !req
375. - Christina darling.Copy !req
376. - The pitch is there.Copy !req
377. I'm not worried about that.Copy !req
378. Think about those
acting moments.Copy !req
379. That twisted piece of metal.Copy !req
380. - We got it.
Let's keep moving.Copy !req
381. - Work.
- Here we go.Copy !req
382. - Oh!Copy !req
383. Yeah.Copy !req
384. Rewriting that
melody a little bit.Copy !req
385. - I ain't gonna
say I'm a singer.Copy !req
386. You know, if I was to be
a singer,Copy !req
387. I would be like
a Milli Vanilli.Copy !req
388. - 1, 2, 3.Copy !req
389. - But I came here
on a mission to win.Copy !req
390. Bitch, I'm about to give
you a full production, girl.Copy !req
391. - There you go.
You got it.Copy !req
392. - Joan is in the
building, bitch.Copy !req
393. - Welcome, Jimbo, you old hag.Copy !req
394. - Yes, crank it up.
Last chorus.Copy !req
395. - Yes, yes.Copy !req
396. All right, I'm ready.Copy !req
397. - Have you sang a
rock song beforeCopy !req
398. or anything in this genre?
- Yeah.Copy !req
399. - Really?
- I love the rock.Copy !req
400. - Amazing.Copy !req
401. This part was not my
first choice, but, baby,Copy !req
402. that's not gonna stop me.Copy !req
403. I'm ready.Copy !req
404. - Not ass, ax.Copy !req
405. - What's wrong with that?Copy !req
406. - Nothing wrong with that.Copy !req
407. - Give me that X.Copy !req
408. - Ax.Copy !req
409. - Ass.Copy !req
410. - Can we get some ass
to the main stage?Copy !req
411. Jessica Wild wants ass.Copy !req
412. - That was—are
you fucking with me?Copy !req
413. - I'll have what she's having.Copy !req
414. - Ax.
- Ax.Copy !req
415. It's ax, right?Copy !req
416. - There we go.
We got it.Copy !req
417. - Oh, wow.
I learned.Copy !req
418. - Stop tap-dancing around
the subject, fellas.Copy !req
419. - "Boardroom bitch Joan."Copy !req
420. - In my musical
theater training,Copy !req
421. I learned that this
is what you callCopy !req
422. a patter song where the words
come fast and furiously.Copy !req
423. I gotta do my trills.Copy !req
424. Whew.
- You got it.Copy !req
425. And I actually think you
should lean into the comedyCopy !req
426. of running out of air.
- Out of breath? OK.Copy !req
427. Like lean into
that, all right?Copy !req
428. - OK.
- 1, 2.Copy !req
429. - Great, great, we got it.Copy !req
430. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
431. - Good job, Alexis.Copy !req
432. - Oh!Copy !req
433. - Hey, ladies.Copy !req
434. I am such a major,Copy !req
435. crazy fan of you guys,Copy !req
436. so this is super thrilling
for meCopy !req
437. and I'm glad some of you
wore heels.Copy !req
438. - I'm very excited
because I'm goingCopy !req
439. to do a choreography
with the oneCopy !req
440. and the only Adam Shankman.Copy !req
441. And this is huge.Copy !req
442. He's been directing
a lot of movies,Copy !req
443. musicals like "Hairspray."Copy !req
444. - It's a sensible jazz shoe.Copy !req
445. - This is great for my résumé.Copy !req
446. - In this challenge,
we are resurrectingCopy !req
447. our beloved Joan Crawford.Copy !req
448. We've got a lot of work to
do, because puttingCopy !req
449. a Joan Crawford Rusical
in front of MotherCopy !req
450. half-assed
is a very bad idea.Copy !req
451. - Mm-hmm.
- Nobody wants to see that.Copy !req
452. All right.Copy !req
453. So fan kick with that left leg.
- OK.Copy !req
454. - You don't have to be
kicking your face.Copy !req
455. - OK.Copy !req
456. - But if you can,
I want you to.Copy !req
457. - That—
- Bam.Copy !req
458. - Even though I consider
myself a performer and dancer,Copy !req
459. Adam is super technical.Copy !req
460. And I'm not a technical dancer.Copy !req
461. I'm just a girl
who gets onstageCopy !req
462. and lives her best life.Copy !req
463. - Chaîné here.Copy !req
464. Up.Copy !req
465. OK?Copy !req
466. There.Copy !req
467. I'm too frickin' old.Copy !req
468. Don't let me kick
higher than you.Copy !req
469. - OK, tea.Copy !req
470. - So you're "let's go, Joan."Copy !req
471. - Yes.
- Joan loved giving face.Copy !req
472. She was very much, I can change
lives just with an expression.Copy !req
473. So that's gonna be what
I need you serving in this.Copy !req
474. - OK.Copy !req
475. Right now I'm doing
well in the competition.Copy !req
476. I haven't been in the bottom.Copy !req
477. But, bitch, I still
haven't won nothing yet.Copy !req
478. - Left, right,Copy !req
479. then helicopter.Copy !req
480. And then you're gonna
come down and give face.Copy !req
481. - I am living for this number,
'cause it's very fierce,Copy !req
482. very face, very attitude,
aka everything that I love.Copy !req
483. - How does this feel so far?
- It feels lovely.Copy !req
484. It feels sexy.
I feel it in my inside parts.Copy !req
485. I feel in love.Copy !req
486. Baby, this is gonna be
a LaLa Ri experience, darling.Copy !req
487. - I don't even care
what's going on down here,Copy !req
488. because what's
going on up there is so good.Copy !req
489. It is so good up here.Copy !req
490. - Ow!Copy !req
491. - Work.Copy !req
492. - How do you think
this Joan would move?Copy !req
493. - Whenever I watch
Joan Crawford movies,Copy !req
494. I always notice how, like,
stiff but graceful she is.Copy !req
495. - Uh-huh.
- Like, it's very, like,Copy !req
496. always shoulders
and she doesn't—Copy !req
497. - Oh, my God,
same arm, same leg.Copy !req
498. You just went
same arm, same leg.Copy !req
499. I was like, oh.Copy !req
500. - You're in for it with
me, because when it comesCopy !req
501. to learning choreo,
let's just say,Copy !req
502. I ain't no Mitzi Gaynor.Copy !req
503. - Bom, bom, bom,
bom, bom, badom.Copy !req
504. - I think I
fucked up the legs.Copy !req
505. - Why?Copy !req
506. - No one's gonna know.Copy !req
507. - I'll know.Copy !req
508. Let's try that again.Copy !req
509. 1, 2, 3, 4—Copy !req
510. 3, 4,Copy !req
511. 5, 6, 7, hip.Copy !req
512. - I think when it comes
to Jaymes and dancing,Copy !req
513. they don't know each other.Copy !req
514. - Thank you.Copy !req
515. - You know, all the left feet.Copy !req
516. - So this has that
awesome rocker vibe.Copy !req
517. What do you know
about this scene?Copy !req
518. - I know she got very
crazy because sheCopy !req
519. lost her job, basically.Copy !req
520. - Yeah.Copy !req
521. What I want this
to be is literallyCopy !req
522. a representation of her,
like, of just pure rage.Copy !req
523. - I want pure rage.Copy !req
524. - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.Copy !req
525. - Yes, ma'am.
- Wow, Jessica.Copy !req
526. Are you a dancer?Copy !req
527. - I think.Copy !req
528. Now from here, I
want, like, undulating.Copy !req
529. You're just coming like that.Copy !req
530. - I think it was fate that
I ended up with this part,Copy !req
531. because it's a lot of dance.Copy !req
532. - And the judges and the
girls are going to learnCopy !req
533. this week why I am wild.Copy !req
534. - Go insane.Copy !req
535. Insane and stop.Copy !req
536. Hammer time.Copy !req
537. So you're taking us
to a hoedown.Copy !req
538. - Right.Copy !req
539. - Have you ever
been to a hoedown?Copy !req
540. - Little red schoolhouse
in New York City.Copy !req
541. - There's just
nothing more down-homeCopy !req
542. than a New York City hoedown.Copy !req
543. - I've got my custom LaDucas
on and I'm going to the rodeo.Copy !req
544. - So you're just gonna go
bom, bom, bom, bom.Copy !req
545. - I've been in "Oklahoma"
twice.Copy !req
546. I got this.
- That make sense?Copy !req
547. - I think so.Copy !req
548. - You so don't think so.Copy !req
549. - Can we do the
box one more time?Copy !req
550. - You have to step and
touch and step and touch.Copy !req
551. It's much simpler
than you just made it.Copy !req
552. You're making it harder
on yourself.Copy !req
553. - How about we just do legs?
- OK.Copy !req
554. 5, 6, 7, 8.Copy !req
555. - I was thinking
for my hag, you know,Copy !req
556. we'd be doing
things like knitting.Copy !req
557. Maybe we'd do a crossword.Copy !req
558. Maybe we would visit with
a child we don't remember.Copy !req
559. - Do you know the monkey?
- OK.Copy !req
560. - Do you know that step?
- Bom, bom, bom.Copy !req
561. - Lady, we got a lot
of work to do here.Copy !req
562. - But instead they
have me dancing.Copy !req
563. Oh, Christ.Copy !req
564. - So let's get our
wire hangers on.Copy !req
565. I feel so butch.Copy !req
566. I have a recollection
that you did notCopy !req
567. do so well on your
season in your Rusical.Copy !req
568. - Yeah.Copy !req
569. - We're not gonna let
that happen again.Copy !req
570. 5, 6.
We're gonna jump.Copy !req
571. It's gonna go up above the
head and up above the head.Copy !req
572. Yeah, it's gonna do that.Copy !req
573. But you don't go—Copy !req
574. you only go half
turn, half turn.Copy !req
575. - Down.Copy !req
576. - All right, Kandy,
this is your time.Copy !req
577. Come on.
- Huh.Copy !req
578. Hand on the hip.
Come on.Copy !req
579. You know better than to just
let your left arm dangle.Copy !req
580. And up, down, up, down.Copy !req
581. You're gonna get this.Copy !req
582. - Whoo, girl,Copy !req
583. help me.Copy !req
584. - Christina!Copy !req
585. - It's Rusical day.Copy !req
586. - Bring me the ax.Copy !req
587. - Not my first
time at the rodeo.Copy !req
588. It's the day of the show.Copy !req
589. We are gonna perform "Joan!
The Unauthorized Rusical"Copy !req
590. in front of the judges today.Copy !req
591. - Are we ready to
channel Joan Crawford?Copy !req
592. - Yes, let's bring her
back from the dead.Copy !req
593. - I have been rehearsing all
night and I'm full of nerves.Copy !req
594. But you know what?Copy !req
595. I'm always nervous
before I perform.Copy !req
596. This is what I do.Copy !req
597. I live, eat, sleep,
and breathe theater.Copy !req
598. - Kandy.
- Yeah?Copy !req
599. - Yours is gonna take so fast.Copy !req
600. You just gotta smear
cream on your face.Copy !req
601. - I know. I'm not used to
looking unglamorous,Copy !req
602. so should be real
interesting today.Copy !req
603. - I'm excited.Copy !req
604. I love my part.Copy !req
605. This anger, rock and roll.Copy !req
606. She lost her job.Copy !req
607. - Yeah, she's pissed.
She's fired.Copy !req
608. - And she's in her 40s,
so I'm feelingCopy !req
609. identify with her
when you are 40Copy !req
610. and you think that
everything is over.Copy !req
611. And it's not.
- No, it's not.Copy !req
612. - How do you feel
with your part, Jimbo?Copy !req
613. - I love my part.Copy !req
614. The hag in the wheelchair fromCopy !req
615. "What Ever Happened
to Baby Jane?"Copy !req
616. But I'm a little bit nervous.Copy !req
617. I went home on my Rusical.Copy !req
618. - Girl, preaching to the choir.Copy !req
619. - I am shaking in my boots.Copy !req
620. Choreography and dancing is,Copy !req
621. you know, know, a little bit
of an Achilles tendonCopy !req
622. for me, if that's
even how that goes.Copy !req
623. My Achilles' heel.
Whatever.Copy !req
624. There is, like, some
tricky footwork.Copy !req
625. I've just been
practicing and stuff.Copy !req
626. So hopefully I'm good.Copy !req
627. I hope I can just make it
through this challenge,Copy !req
628. because I know if I land
in the bottom,Copy !req
629. any of these bitches
might takeCopy !req
630. the opportunity
to take me out.Copy !req
631. - How do you feel?Copy !req
632. - I'm feeling pretty
good about this,Copy !req
633. because I'm very familiar
with the subject matter.Copy !req
634. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
635. - And I got to take a comedy
approach with my number,Copy !req
636. so I'm excited about
this, because ICopy !req
637. get to be so over
the top and beatCopy !req
638. the shit out of Christina.Copy !req
639. - Yes.Copy !req
640. - It's super important that I
make sure my character of JoanCopy !req
641. shines through and
really just exploreCopy !req
642. comedy with this,
which is somethingCopy !req
643. that has been my strong
suit in this competition.Copy !req
644. I can give you
Joan all day long.Copy !req
645. I'm ready for my
close-up, Mr. Charles.Copy !req
646. No, that's Gloria Swanson.Copy !req
647. Oh, my God.Copy !req
648. - Ooh, Jessica, you
look crazy right now.Copy !req
649. - Oh, girl, you want crazy?
Check these lips out.Copy !req
650. - Ah! Yes!Copy !req
651. - I'm excited to
do a Rusical again.Copy !req
652. I had so much fun
doing Kardashian.Copy !req
653. Like—
- Oh, you did so good too.Copy !req
654. - Just, like, stepping into
the shoes of another character,Copy !req
655. it's such an opportunity
to express yourself.Copy !req
656. I feel like we all have
been given such a giftCopy !req
657. in getting to step into
the shoes of the oneCopy !req
658. and only Joan Crawford.Copy !req
659. - I love it.
It's so fun.Copy !req
660. - And not only that, bitch,
the runway is Grace Jones.Copy !req
661. - Yes.Copy !req
662. - When I was younger, I
would, like, you know,Copy !req
663. go in my mother's backyard
and dance and sing all nightCopy !req
664. and try to emulate Grace Jones
because that's like the onlyCopy !req
665. dark person that I saw on TV
that looked like me that madeCopy !req
666. me feel like, oh, maybe
I can be famous one dayCopy !req
667. or maybe I can, like, do this,
you know, on TV one day.Copy !req
668. - Yeah.Copy !req
669. - So it's just like an
amazing day today.Copy !req
670. When I first started
off doing drag,Copy !req
671. I was inspired by Grace Jones.Copy !req
672. It's just her aura.Copy !req
673. They don't know Grace JonesCopy !req
674. the way I know Grace Jones,
baby.Copy !req
675. I'm about to piss all
over the stage, bitch.Copy !req
676. Come on, girl.Copy !req
677. - You guys, we're halfway
through the competition.Copy !req
678. - I was just thinking that.Copy !req
679. Really, after this we're
going straight to six.Copy !req
680. - Oh, my God.
- Six girls.Copy !req
681. - Mm-hmm.
- Six girls.Copy !req
682. - I'm sorry, girlies,
but, baby, I'mCopy !req
683. throwing marbles on the stage.Copy !req
684. - This is gonna be a battle.Copy !req
685. The group is getting
smaller and smallerCopy !req
686. and the competition
is getting stronger.Copy !req
687. The girls are more
hungry for the crown.Copy !req
688. These bitches are
fierce and we areCopy !req
689. ready to bring the house down.Copy !req
690. - Oh!
- We know there has to beCopy !req
691. some bottoms tonight, so
how are we gonna vote?Copy !req
692. - I think at this point in
the competition, I'm like,Copy !req
693. the track records are,
like, settling in.Copy !req
694. Some of us have been in
the bottom once, twice.Copy !req
695. I don't know.Copy !req
696. - There's definitely,
like, a lotCopy !req
697. of history in the
competition alreadyCopy !req
698. to see how people are doing.Copy !req
699. And also we gotta see
how people perform today.Copy !req
700. - Yeah.Copy !req
701. - And for what I see,
it's gonna be difficult,Copy !req
702. because everybody's
doing fucking good.Copy !req
703. - I'm nervous for
every elimination.Copy !req
704. But this week I can't
land in the bottom,Copy !req
705. because at this point, I
don't know how the girlsCopy !req
706. are feeling about me.Copy !req
707. Girl, for all I
know, they couldCopy !req
708. be gunning to send me home.Copy !req
709. - You better clean up this
filthy, filthy station.Copy !req
710. Look at these dirty brushes!Copy !req
711. - Mommie.Copy !req
712. - Don't fuck
with me, fellas.Copy !req
713. - Bring me the ax.Copy !req
714. - Helga, when you
clean the floors,Copy !req
715. you have to move the tree.Copy !req
716. - I'm not mad at you, Helga.
I'm mad at the dirt.Copy !req
717. - No more wire hangersCopy !req
718. ever!Copy !req
719. - Precious, Precious.Copy !req
720. Get your ass down
here, Precious.Copy !req
721. - Wrong movie, sis.Copy !req
722. - Oh, wrong movie?
Oh, shit.Copy !req
723. - Yes.Copy !req
724. Snatched.Copy !req
725. Can you breathe?Copy !req
726. - No.
- That means it's working.Copy !req
727. Welcome to the main stageCopy !req
728. of "RuPaul's Drag Race
All Stars."Copy !req
729. She knows where to find
the boys and the booze.Copy !req
730. It's Michelle Visage.Copy !req
731. - That's right.Copy !req
732. - That's right what?Copy !req
733. - That's right, Mommie Dearest?Copy !req
734. - When I told you to call me
that, I wanted you to mean it.Copy !req
735. Do you mean it?Copy !req
736. - I mean it.Copy !req
737. Help.Copy !req
738. She's bigger and faster
and she will always beat you.Copy !req
739. It's Ts Madison.Copy !req
740. - Nobody said life
was fair, bitch.Copy !req
741. And our extra-special
guest judge, Adam Shankman.Copy !req
742. - I amCopy !req
743. one of your fans.Copy !req
744. Oh!Copy !req
745. That's pretty.Copy !req
746. - This week we
challenged our queensCopy !req
747. to sing and dance the
house downCopy !req
748. in "Joan!
The Unauthorized Rusical."Copy !req
749. And tonight on the
runway, category isCopy !req
750. Night of 1,000 Grace Joneses.Copy !req
751. All Stars,
start your engines,Copy !req
752. and may the best
drag queen win.Copy !req
753. And now the world premiereCopy !req
754. of "Joan!
The Unauthorized Rusical."Copy !req
755. - When I came to
Hollywood, this townCopy !req
756. was barely a decade old.Copy !req
757. - I guess you could say
we grew up together.Copy !req
758. - I had a career that
spanned half a century.Copy !req
759. - I made 85 pictures and some
pretty damn good ones too.Copy !req
760. - But for every victory,
there was a price to pay.Copy !req
761. - You want to know my story?Copy !req
762. Hmm?Copy !req
763. - OK, let's go.Copy !req
764. Now, the only thing missingCopy !req
765. was someone I could love.Copy !req
766. So I adopted a
beautiful baby girl.Copy !req
767. How's this angle, fellas?Copy !req
768. - Beautiful, Joan.
- Joan!Copy !req
769. - Beautiful.
- Joan!Copy !req
770. - Beautiful, Joan.Copy !req
771. - But being a single
mom, let's justCopy !req
772. say it had its challenges.Copy !req
773. - Yeah!Copy !req
774. When I was pushed out—
I mean when I left MGM,Copy !req
775. I thought my career was over.Copy !req
776. How would I make a living
for meCopy !req
777. and for my family?Copy !req
778. - Yes!
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
779. - At Warner's, they worked
me twice as hard for halfCopy !req
780. the salary, but I didn't care.Copy !req
781. I'd have done anything to play
the part of Mildred Pierce.Copy !req
782. - Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!Copy !req
783. - When I married Al Steele,Copy !req
784. I was the queen of HollywoodCopy !req
785. and he was the soda pop king.Copy !req
786. Together we were going to rule
the world.Copy !req
787. But then suddenly, he died.Copy !req
788. - Hello, Ms. Crawford.Copy !req
789. - What a lovely
hat, Ms. Crawford.Copy !req
790. - Stop tap-dancing around
the subject, fellas.Copy !req
791. - Don't fuck
with me, fellas.Copy !req
792. In Hollywood, you go
from playing ingenuesCopy !req
793. to mothers to old hags.Copy !req
794. And what the hell's
wrong with that?Copy !req
795. Ha!Copy !req
796. The moral of the story
is simple and true.Copy !req
797. Once upon a time,
Hollywood had real stars.Copy !req
798. - Yes!Copy !req
799. - Brava.
- Yes, girls!Copy !req
800. Category is Night
of 1,000 Grace Joneses.Copy !req
801. Up first, Kahanna Montrese.Copy !req
802. Get a load of that rosebud.Copy !req
803. - Blooming gorgeous.Copy !req
804. The Miracle-Gro worked
on all sorts of places.Copy !req
805. - Even though I am
channeling Grace Jones,Copy !req
806. this look is very showgirl.Copy !req
807. Y'all know I gotta
put some sparkle in it.Copy !req
808. - I'm giving you
fully stoned tights,Copy !req
809. sequins everywhere, and the
rose is bringing elegance.Copy !req
810. But I am feeling like
a strong bitch inside.Copy !req
811. - You petal work.Copy !req
812. Up next, Jaymes Mansfield.Copy !req
813. Foxy lady out of sight.Copy !req
814. - It's like a beaver wrestling
match on a hooking corner.Copy !req
815. - I adore this look because I
love any opportunityCopy !req
816. to dress up
like a supervillain.Copy !req
817. I am serving you a
waterfall of fox fursCopy !req
818. and I'm giving you
a different beat.Copy !req
819. It's a switch-up
for me for sure.Copy !req
820. Different hair color
and new makeup.Copy !req
821. Because I can do
it all, all right?Copy !req
822. I'm like a Swiss
army knife of drag.Copy !req
823. - For the best tail in
town, called Jaymes.Copy !req
824. I've heard she's
got nice tail.Copy !req
825. Bye, Furlicia.Copy !req
826. Kandy Muse.Copy !req
827. Yeah, this bitch is
working all the angles.Copy !req
828. You heard of vibeology?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
829. - This is geometry.Copy !req
830. - Oh, OK.Copy !req
831. - I have these geometrical
shapes in all typesCopy !req
832. of primary colors.Copy !req
833. The Grace Jones inspiration
with a twist of Kandy Muse.Copy !req
834. I am serving you all
types of legs, bitch.Copy !req
835. You can't take me
stomping on this runway.Copy !req
836. - Why is she always boxing
herself in like this?Copy !req
837. - I feel like she's
trying to make a point.Copy !req
838. - Ass-osceles.Copy !req
839. Jessica Wild.Copy !req
840. That's gorgeous.
- Yeah.Copy !req
841. - Ru, you know what she is?
- What?Copy !req
842. - Alaia.Copy !req
843. - Right now I'm
feeling sensual.Copy !req
844. I'm feeling elegant but at
the same time extravagante.Copy !req
845. I'm a purple fantasy.Copy !req
846. - Designed by Johnny B. Hood.Copy !req
847. - What a waste.Copy !req
848. LaLa Ri.Copy !req
849. - Girl, she two-faceded.Copy !req
850. - Mask for mask.Copy !req
851. - It's got wings.Copy !req
852. To the Batmobile.Copy !req
853. - Baby, I'm walking down
this runway like no manCopy !req
854. can turn this pussy down.Copy !req
855. OK?
Do you understand me?Copy !req
856. I'm feeling
powerful and fierce.Copy !req
857. And this hat is heavy and it's
digging into my head, honey.Copy !req
858. It's painful, but it's
for the love of Grace.Copy !req
859. - You know she got that
at Smart and Vinyl.Copy !req
860. - Oh.Copy !req
861. - You know about
the flying nun,Copy !req
862. but did you know about
the flying queen?Copy !req
863. Alexis Michelle.Copy !req
864. - This dress comes
complete with shade.Copy !req
865. - I am trying to
embody Grace Jones.Copy !req
866. And what a style icon.Copy !req
867. I'm serving a strong aura
and a strong shoulder.Copy !req
868. I feel really beautiful.Copy !req
869. - From the Kandy Muse
blush collection.Copy !req
870. - The shade, the shade,
the lampshade of it all.Copy !req
871. Jimbo.Copy !req
872. I just washed my hat, and
I can't do a thing with.Copy !req
873. - Grace Jones is
a fashion icon,Copy !req
874. so I am serving fashion,
fashion, and fashionCopy !req
875. on the runway tonight.Copy !req
876. This look is a different
side of my drag.Copy !req
877. I don't need to
have a titty bib.Copy !req
878. I am feeling like a model.Copy !req
879. My clavicles are popping.Copy !req
880. My shoulders are shouldering.Copy !req
881. And my elbows are...Copy !req
882. dry, but I'm
gonna put cream on them.Copy !req
883. - You look strapping.Copy !req
884. Welcome, queens.Copy !req
885. Based on your "Joan!
The Rusical" performancesCopy !req
886. and your Grace Jones
runway presentations,Copy !req
887. I've made some decisions.Copy !req
888. Alexis Michelle, Jimbo,Copy !req
889. you are safe.Copy !req
890. - Thank you.
- You may leave the stage.Copy !req
891. - Thank you.Copy !req
892. - Now it's time for
the judges' critiques.Copy !req
893. First up, Kahanna Montrese.Copy !req
894. - First of all, that
Rusical was unbelievable.Copy !req
895. - It was fantastic.Copy !req
896. - Everybody did so amazingly
well that it's separatingCopy !req
897. the A-pluses from the As.Copy !req
898. - All of you ladies gave
charisma, uniqueness,Copy !req
899. nerve, and talent overload.Copy !req
900. It was just amazing.Copy !req
901. - Kahanna, you had a tough
job with all that choreographyCopy !req
902. and you nailed it.Copy !req
903. And I think thinking so
much about the choreographyCopy !req
904. and wanting to
get that perfect,Copy !req
905. your face because
of it was lackingCopy !req
906. that presence that I needed.Copy !req
907. - I think sometimes that
there was a little bitCopy !req
908. of a detachment above
and below the neck,Copy !req
909. but you looked gorgeous, you
danced like heaven up there.Copy !req
910. And this is everything.Copy !req
911. Vegas secret garden hooker.Copy !req
912. I love it.Copy !req
913. - Listen, there
were some challengesCopy !req
914. there with pitch and tone
and all that kind of stuff.Copy !req
915. But you're fantastic
in the show.Copy !req
916. Girl, you are a superstar.Copy !req
917. - Thank you.Copy !req
918. - All right, up next,
Jaymes Mansfield.Copy !req
919. - When we started
rehearsal, I got scaredCopy !req
920. because I was like,
oh, no, there'sCopy !req
921. more left feet than an
abandoned mannequin warehouse.Copy !req
922. And you were fantastic.Copy !req
923. - I loved your performance.Copy !req
924. And your lip sync was spot-on.Copy !req
925. I could see you struggling a
little bit with dance moves,Copy !req
926. so not an A-plus but
right under that.Copy !req
927. I think the issue
with this outfit,Copy !req
928. it's a little bit loose
where it shouldn'tCopy !req
929. be loose and not perfect.Copy !req
930. - It's just, like, giving me a
really meaty pulled-back tuck.Copy !req
931. - You can see my camel lips?Copy !req
932. - I don't mind a meaty tuck.Copy !req
933. In fact, I insist
on a meaty tuck.Copy !req
934. But yeah, the
proportions are off.Copy !req
935. Up next, Kandy Muse.Copy !req
936. - Kandy, is there anything
that you can't do, honey?Copy !req
937. - I'm gonna tell
you something.Copy !req
938. The most iconic
part of this RusicalCopy !req
939. was definitely that hanger.Copy !req
940. You did it only the way
that Kandy could do it.Copy !req
941. - I was so blown away by you.Copy !req
942. You kind of shook me,
because I was like,Copy !req
943. this is the anchor
that this number needs.Copy !req
944. - Your vocal shocked
me how good it was.Copy !req
945. Like, that was spectacular.Copy !req
946. I was like, oh, I did not
know she could sing like that.Copy !req
947. - I really loved it, Kandy.Copy !req
948. And you chose a very
good Grace Jones.Copy !req
949. It's just Kandy, but
it's embodying Grace.Copy !req
950. - You did a great
job tonight, baby.Copy !req
951. - Up next, Jessica Wild.Copy !req
952. - You are living
up to your name.Copy !req
953. That was wild out there.Copy !req
954. You were shot out of a cannon
and you knew exactly whereCopy !req
955. you had to be emotionally.Copy !req
956. Frickin' phenomenal.Copy !req
957. - Jessica, I'm
always enthralledCopy !req
958. with everything that you do
and you did not disappoint me.Copy !req
959. You knew where to emote.Copy !req
960. You knew where to
put the inflections.Copy !req
961. You knew where to give
what needs to be given.Copy !req
962. You turned it out.Copy !req
963. - And this Grace
Jones Alaia look isCopy !req
964. one of my all-time favorites.Copy !req
965. - Yeah, that's a great
interpretation of that outfit,Copy !req
966. because the original does
not have sleeves like that.Copy !req
967. - And I'm full of holes
because I like holes.Copy !req
968. - Yeah.Copy !req
969. - Escándalo.Copy !req
970. - Yeah.
- Escándalo.Copy !req
971. - Get in line.Copy !req
972. - Up next, are you ready
for the experience,Copy !req
973. the LaLa Ri experience.Copy !req
974. - LaLa, you went in there and
slapped that shit up, girl.Copy !req
975. - Even the very beginningCopy !req
976. with that chicka-chicka-chicka
shimmy,Copy !req
977. it was, like, powerful.Copy !req
978. And I thought that role
was perfect for you.Copy !req
979. - Oh, that slap thing, it
was just heaven on Earth.Copy !req
980. You are heaven on Earth.Copy !req
981. But that said, this outfit is
a little simple for me somehow.Copy !req
982. - This doesn't disappoint.Copy !req
983. It's just that probably
more than anyoneCopy !req
984. else in the competition,
you have the physiqueCopy !req
985. to do Grace Jones.Copy !req
986. So we were wanting one
of the iconic ones.Copy !req
987. But it's really gorgeous.Copy !req
988. It reminds me of the Batmobile.Copy !req
989. - Thank you, ladies.Copy !req
990. I think we've heard enough.Copy !req
991. Based on the judges' critiques,
I've made some decisions.Copy !req
992. Kandy Muse,Copy !req
993. condragulations,Copy !req
994. you're the top
All Star of the week.Copy !req
995. You've won a cash
prize of $5,000.Copy !req
996. Jessica Wild, LaLa Ri,Copy !req
997. you are safe.Copy !req
998. Kahanna Montrese,
Jaymes Mansfield,Copy !req
999. I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are the bottomCopy !req
1000. All Stars of the week.Copy !req
1001. Thank you, All Stars.Copy !req
1002. You may leave the stage.Copy !req
1003. - This should be a
pretty obvious choice.Copy !req
1004. We just voted to send Kahanna
home via unanimous decisionCopy !req
1005. last week.Copy !req
1006. OK, it's an open-book test.Copy !req
1007. - Here I am.Copy !req
1008. Bottom again.Copy !req
1009. This is my third time
in the bottom,Copy !req
1010. so at this pointCopy !req
1011. it could be three
strikes and you're out.Copy !req
1012. - Oh, child, how am I gonna
make this decision this week?Copy !req
1013. Because they both
did a wonderful jobCopy !req
1014. in this challenge.Copy !req
1015. I like her a little bit.Copy !req
1016. But I like her too.Copy !req
1017. Eeny, meeny...Copy !req
1018. This is Kahanna's
third bottom.Copy !req
1019. She has a win.Copy !req
1020. This is Jaymes' second
bottom with no wins.Copy !req
1021. That's why I don't even think
about the whole track recordCopy !req
1022. thing, because
situation like this,Copy !req
1023. you don't know what to do.Copy !req
1024. - We love you so much.Copy !req
1025. - When it comes
to these queens,Copy !req
1026. the choice is not so simple.Copy !req
1027. I could take out the
girl who I thoughtCopy !req
1028. was the weakest
this week or I canCopy !req
1029. be strategic and
vote for someoneCopy !req
1030. who's bigger competition.Copy !req
1031. Sorry, sis.Copy !req
1032. Sorry, honey.Copy !req
1033. There goes my invite to
Coco's Thanksgiving party.Copy !req
1034. - Love you, Jaymes.Copy !req
1035. - This decision
is so stressful,Copy !req
1036. because if I win this
lip sync,Copy !req
1037. my vote
is the one that matters.Copy !req
1038. And crushing someone's
dream is never fun.Copy !req
1039. I hope that no one gets
mad at my decision,Copy !req
1040. but this is survivor
of "Drag Race," honey.Copy !req
1041. I have to do what works
for me.Copy !req
1042. Welcome back.Copy !req
1043. Kandy Muse, are you ready
to meet your opponent?Copy !req
1044. - She should be so lucky.Copy !req
1045. - It's time to present this
week's Lip Sync Assassin.Copy !req
1046. - Ooh.
- Oh.Copy !req
1047. - Who is it?Copy !req
1048. - It's Yara Sofia.Copy !req
1049. - Jorgeous?Copy !req
1050. - Ruveal yourself.Copy !req
1051. - That could be Symone.Copy !req
1052. - Oh, it looks like it's
gonna beCopy !req
1053. a battle of the boots tonight,
honey.Copy !req
1054. - The Southern belle from ATL,Copy !req
1055. Angeria Paris VanMichaels.Copy !req
1056. My hometown sister,
alive and in color, girl.Copy !req
1057. I can't wait.Copy !req
1058. Please pass the popcorn.Copy !req
1059. - Well, look
who's back in town.Copy !req
1060. - Hey.
- Welcome home.Copy !req
1061. - Thank you for letting
me back in the house.Copy !req
1062. - Are you ready to slay?Copy !req
1063. - I'm ready to make
it shake, honey.Copy !req
1064. Two queens stand before me.Copy !req
1065. Ladies, Angeria holds
the lipstick of the queenCopy !req
1066. that the group has
voted to send home.Copy !req
1067. If Angeria wins the lip sync,
the queen on her lipstickCopy !req
1068. gets the chop.Copy !req
1069. Kandy, this is your chance
to impress me, win $30,000,Copy !req
1070. and earn the power to give one
of the bottom queensCopy !req
1071. the chop.Copy !req
1072. The time has come for you
to Lip SyncCopy !req
1073. for Your Legacy.Copy !req
1074. Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.Copy !req
1075. - Kandy!Copy !req
1076. - Yes!Copy !req
1077. Girl.Copy !req
1078. - Go off, Miss Kandy.Copy !req
1079. - You better feel
that, Kandy, yes.Copy !req
1080. - Pussy on fire.Copy !req
1081. - Ladies, I've
made my decision.Copy !req
1082. Kandy Muse, condragulations,
you're a winner, baby.Copy !req
1083. - Thank you.Copy !req
1084. - You've earned a
cash tip of $30,000.Copy !req
1085. - Wow.Copy !req
1086. - Angeria Paris VanMichaels,
thank you for being here.Copy !req
1087. - Thank you, Mama, so
much for having me.Copy !req
1088. Remember that I do
birthdays, funerals,Copy !req
1089. bar mitzvahs, and weddings.Copy !req
1090. Now, will the bottom
queens please step forward?Copy !req
1091. Kahanna Montrese,
Jaymes Mansfield,Copy !req
1092. whoever gets the chop tonight
will be immediately enteredCopy !req
1093. into the online Fame Games.Copy !req
1094. Kandy Muse, with great power
comes great responsibility.Copy !req
1095. Which queen have you
chosen to get the chop?Copy !req
1096. - I have a tremendous amount
of respect for this queenCopy !req
1097. and tonight was a very
difficult decision for me.Copy !req
1098. But I chose...Copy !req
1099. Jaymes.Copy !req
1100. OK.Copy !req
1101. - As it is written,
so it shall be done.Copy !req
1102. Jaymes Mansfield, you are and
will always beCopy !req
1103. an All Star.Copy !req
1104. You're leaving us tonight,Copy !req
1105. but the Fame Games
have just begun.Copy !req
1106. Now... sashay away.Copy !req
1107. - Thank you.Copy !req
1108. - So sorry, baby.Copy !req
1109. - I am gooped, gagged, and
gobsmacked right now,Copy !req
1110. but here we are.Copy !req
1111. It's OK.
- I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1112. - It's fine, babe.
I understand.Copy !req
1113. I feel like I killed
this challengeCopy !req
1114. and I think Kandy maybe
took the opportunityCopy !req
1115. to eliminate a threat.Copy !req
1116. - We love you, Jaymes.
- We love you, Jaymes.Copy !req
1117. - But this is part of the game.Copy !req
1118. Well, I did better
than last time.Copy !req
1119. I may not have won
this crown, but thereCopy !req
1120. is still a second way
to win this competition.Copy !req
1121. Jaymes Mansfield,
queen of the Fame Games.Copy !req
1122. Has a nice ring to it.Copy !req
1123. - Condragulations,
All Stars, and remember,Copy !req
1124. if you can't love
yourself, how the hellCopy !req
1125. are you gonna
love somebody else?Copy !req
1126. Can I get an amen up in here?Copy !req
1127. Amen.Copy !req
1128. - All right,
now let the music play.Copy !req
1129. - Next time on "All Stars"...Copy !req
1130. This week's Maxi Challenge,
you needCopy !req
1131. to improv your way through
the new Ru crime series,Copy !req
1132. "Forensic Queens."Copy !req
1133. - Whoa.Copy !req
1134. - It's another
acting challenge.Copy !req
1135. Like, how am I gonna be better
this time?Copy !req
1136. - Don't try to trick
me into getting a roleCopy !req
1137. that I don't want.Copy !req
1138. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
1139. - Oh, my God, I can't
with the dramatics.Copy !req
1140. I cannot.Copy !req
1141. - What's she doing now?Copy !req
1142. - She's packing her stuff.Copy !req
1143. - No.
- Yes.Copy !req
1144. - This is a shemergency.Copy !req
1145. - All right, ladies, Mama is
here to straighten shit out.Copy !req
1146. - Lord, have mercy.Copy !req
1147. What have we done?Copy !req
1148. - Ruveal yourself.Copy !req