1. - Money, success,
fame, glamor.Copy !req
2. I'm trying to make a point,
so excuse my grammar.Copy !req
3. Fuck the people
who can't take a joke.Copy !req
4. Let sleeping dogs lie,
even when they're woke.Copy !req
5. The secret to winning
is just be yourself.Copy !req
6. And that's an award
you can't fit on no shelf.Copy !req
7. And by shelf,Copy !req
8. I mean that big, old,
fat, juicy ass.Copy !req
9. Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
10. - Hey, y'all.Copy !req
11. What's "gappening"?Copy !req
12. Heidi N Closet is back,Copy !req
13. and I still have
my natural lips, honey, yes.Copy !req
14. You know, when you're blessed
and highly favored like me,Copy !req
15. you don't have to get
the "All Star" lips.Copy !req
16. Look, natural.Copy !req
17. Mm, succulent.Copy !req
18. - Heidi N Closet.Copy !req
19. - Soft and supple.Copy !req
20. - Ooh, Jesus, let me tell you.Copy !req
21. When I look back at season 12,Copy !req
22. I definitely was
a struggle bus.Copy !req
23. Let's not forget,
"I hate, hate..."Copy !req
24. Hate...Copy !req
25. - Your hair and makeup today.Copy !req
26. - The trauma.Copy !req
27. Ah!
Get in there.Copy !req
28. But, baby, what I learned was
that I'm a funny ho.Copy !req
29. You better stop.Copy !req
30. - You like that ball?Copy !req
31. - I usually play
with two at a time.Copy !req
32. I ended up in fifth placeCopy !req
33. and even won Miss Congeniality.Copy !req
34. Keep shining your true selves.
Mwah.Copy !req
35. But this time around,
I'm gonna win, bitch.Copy !req
36. I didn't come back here
to lose again.Copy !req
37. We don't do that.
Not in this household,Copy !req
38. not in the house of Closet.Copy !req
39. We don't lose twice.
Nope.Copy !req
40. The gap's the one.Copy !req
41. - My name is Mrs. Kasha Davis,Copy !req
42. and I'm an alcoholic.Copy !req
43. Oops, wrong meeting.Copy !req
44. - Oh, bitch, she looks good.Copy !req
45. - Darling, I love you,
but give me Park Avenue.Copy !req
46. - What are you wearing?Copy !req
47. My name is Mrs. Kasha Davis,Copy !req
48. international
celebrity housewife.Copy !req
49. I'm best known
for being the workhorse,Copy !req
50. being the sweet one...Copy !req
51. Yay!Copy !req
52. And the famous catchphrase—Copy !req
53. There's always time
for a cocktail.Copy !req
54. But these days, I'm having
a mocktail, as it were,Copy !req
55. because I'm coming up
on seven years sober.Copy !req
56. Ugh! I actually know
where I am right now.Copy !req
57. - How are you?
- Mwah.Copy !req
58. Oh, my gosh.
How are you?Copy !req
59. You look fantastic.
- You look amazing.Copy !req
60. - This is it.Copy !req
61. It's my time.Copy !req
62. All systems go!Copy !req
63. And this is my crown to win.Copy !req
64. Eight years.Copy !req
65. - Eight.
- I was season seven.Copy !req
66. - Yes.
- She's a seasoned queen.Copy !req
67. - Marinated, even.Copy !req
68. - Ooh!Copy !req
69. - It must be a crimeCopy !req
70. to serve this much beauty.Copy !req
71. - I wonder what she went
to jail for.Copy !req
72. - Hola.Copy !req
73. My name is Naysha Lopez.Copy !req
74. I was on season eight
of "Drag Race"--Copy !req
75. twice.Copy !req
76. - Naysha Lopez.
- You're gorgeous.Copy !req
77. - I am a pageant girl.Copy !req
78. I can sing.
I can dance.Copy !req
79. I'm a former Miss Continental.Copy !req
80. I'm trying not
to get overwhelmed.Copy !req
81. But in my season,
I was so caught up tryingCopy !req
82. to be, like, perfection,
that I just lost myself,Copy !req
83. and I went home first.Copy !req
84. To be called back...Copy !req
85. - How soon can you get here?Copy !req
86. - Bitches, I'm back!Copy !req
87. And to be eliminated
a second time in one season,Copy !req
88. I was like, son of a—mm.Copy !req
89. Oh, babe.
- I just saw you.Copy !req
90. - I know.Copy !req
91. I just really wanna proveCopy !req
92. to everyone and myself
that I can win this.Copy !req
93. - Who about to fuck this up?Copy !req
94. - I might fuck
this shit up, girl.Copy !req
95. - Girl!
- Nah, I'm just kidding.Copy !req
96. - Ah!Copy !req
97. - Your ringleader has arrived.Copy !req
98. Prepare to send in the clowns.Copy !req
99. Oh, they're already here.Copy !req
100. - She called us a clown.Copy !req
101. - I'm Kahanna Montrese
from season 11.Copy !req
102. Your girl has a glow-up.Copy !req
103. - Kahanna Montrese.Copy !req
104. - Touch all this skin.Copy !req
105. - She's Coco Montrese's
daughter.Copy !req
106. She got a reputation
to live up to.Copy !req
107. - On season 11,
I felt like being a Montrese,Copy !req
108. I'm gonna have
all the girls gagged.Copy !req
109. - I just don't know
if she's ready yet.Copy !req
110. - But I was so unprepared.Copy !req
111. I was just, like,
a little baby drag queen.Copy !req
112. Hi.
- Yes.Copy !req
113. - Hey.
- Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
114. Since my season,
a lot has changed.Copy !req
115. I had my eyebrows lifted,
my nose done,Copy !req
116. my ass, my hips, my teeth done.Copy !req
117. Catch it.Copy !req
118. And on top of that,
I have put in the work.Copy !req
119. - This is showgirl.Copy !req
120. I love it, yeah.
- Thank you.Copy !req
121. - And this time,
I guarantee you,Copy !req
122. you will see why I deserve
to be crowned.Copy !req
123. - Yeah!Copy !req
124. The muse is back.Copy !req
125. I'm Kandy Muse,
your runner-up from season 13.Copy !req
126. Did you miss me?Copy !req
127. Do you think I'm sexy?Copy !req
128. 'Cause I think you're sexy.Copy !req
129. I ain't a nice girl,
I'm a naughty girl.Copy !req
130. Is the bus still running?Copy !req
131. Bitch, she died.Copy !req
132. - I want Kandy breakfast,
lunch, and dinner.Copy !req
133. - Kandy Muse is super funny,Copy !req
134. super beautiful,
super talented.Copy !req
135. But also, I'm a little
hood bitch from the Bronx.Copy !req
136. I'm big, I'm brown, I'm loud.Copy !req
137. No!Copy !req
138. I came on 13
with this big personalityCopy !req
139. that was not
everyone's favorite.Copy !req
140. So I am one of the most
polarizing charactersCopy !req
141. in "Drag Race" history.Copy !req
142. If you don't have star quality,Copy !req
143. get the fuck out of here!Copy !req
144. I honestly thoughtCopy !req
145. you would have been
in the bottom.Copy !req
146. Just my opinion.Copy !req
147. - You Captain Trouble, honey.Copy !req
148. - The last time I was here,
I almost won the crown.Copy !req
149. - Right, yeah.
- You was this close, girl.Copy !req
150. - Baby, Symone said,
give me that thing.Copy !req
151. It's finally my time.Copy !req
152. I feel it, I feel it,
I feel it.Copy !req
153. Kandy is coming to give you
a cavity, bitch.Copy !req
154. - The wait is over.Copy !req
155. - Baby.
- You better.Copy !req
156. - That's a woman!Copy !req
157. - I'm Darienne LakeCopy !req
158. from season six
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."Copy !req
159. It's nice being back
in this chair.Copy !req
160. It's about damn time.Copy !req
161. - Dip into the waters
of Darienne Lake.Copy !req
162. - I'm sweating
like two rats humpingCopy !req
163. in a wool sock right now.
- Oh, dear.Copy !req
164. - She's a fierce
lip-syncher...Copy !req
165. - She is.
- And so funny.Copy !req
166. - At the gym,
I'm like a ninja.Copy !req
167. You will never see me there.Copy !req
168. - On season six,
I went up againstCopy !req
169. the stiffest competition,
and I ended up fourth.Copy !req
170. Okurrr?Copy !req
171. Oh, my God.Copy !req
172. - You look so good, baby.Copy !req
173. - Thank you.
- Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
174. Darienne Lake, baby,Copy !req
175. she is looking
like a pond, honey.Copy !req
176. A pond is smaller
than a lake, right?Copy !req
177. This body.
- Baby, this a transformation.Copy !req
178. - This body-ody-ody.
- Yes.Copy !req
179. - Thank you.
I borrowed it.Copy !req
180. Since "Drag Race,"
I've lost about 200 pounds.Copy !req
181. But don't worry,
I'm still two tonsCopy !req
182. of twisted steel
and sex appeal.Copy !req
183. You know, just feeling good,
feeling fit,Copy !req
184. feeling down
to my fighting weight.Copy !req
185. - Yes.Copy !req
186. - Drag is what I do.Copy !req
187. Monica's who I am, baby.Copy !req
188. I'm Monica Beverly Hillz
from season fiveCopy !req
189. of "RuPaul's Drag Race."Copy !req
190. - I want some
of them cookies, girl.Copy !req
191. - Monica Beverly Hillz.Copy !req
192. - Oh, yeah.
- Whoo.Copy !req
193. Look at those legs.Copy !req
194. - Can't you see
I'm trying to get some sun?Copy !req
195. Back in season five,
it was somethingCopy !req
196. I thought mentally
I was prepared for.Copy !req
197. And then walking
into the Werk RoomCopy !req
198. and being surrounded by peopleCopy !req
199. that were so confident
within themselvesCopy !req
200. really had an effect on me.Copy !req
201. It's hard being here.Copy !req
202. - You're kind of disconnected.Copy !req
203. - I've just been
holding a secret in.Copy !req
204. I'm not just a drag queen.Copy !req
205. I'm a transgender woman.Copy !req
206. - I invited you here
because you were fierce.Copy !req
207. The only person
who does not believe is you.Copy !req
208. - It was tough for me
to break down like that.Copy !req
209. But now, looking back, the way
I've touched so many peopleCopy !req
210. and, most importantly,
the way I've been a voiceCopy !req
211. for trans women of color,Copy !req
212. I am a role model,
and I'm proud of it.Copy !req
213. Hey, girls.Copy !req
214. And now the pussy pioneer
princess is back, baby.Copy !req
215. I'm so ready, Freddy.Copy !req
216. - You looking good, girl.
- It's been a while.Copy !req
217. Been a while.
- How many years?Copy !req
218. How many years?
- Well, bitch, I'm an Italian.Copy !req
219. I don't count, girl.Copy !req
220. - Uh!Copy !req
221. - I'm ready to starCopy !req
222. in "The Bitch Next Door:
All Stars."Copy !req
223. Yes!Copy !req
224. - Oh, work.Copy !req
225. - Hi, everyone.
Jaymes Mansfield here.Copy !req
226. I was originally
on "RuPaul's Drag Race"Copy !req
227. season nine.Copy !req
228. - Jaymes Mansfield.Copy !req
229. - I'm a Tejano living
in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.Copy !req
230. - I love whimsy.
I thought I wasCopy !req
231. being served a comedy queen.Copy !req
232. - Season nine was
a crash course in drag for me.Copy !req
233. - I feel that you're
unsure of yourself.Copy !req
234. - I went home first.Copy !req
235. But in my defense,
they didn't say you hadCopy !req
236. to be a fucking cheerleader
on that applicationCopy !req
237. when I filled it out.Copy !req
238. Oh my God!Copy !req
239. I've worked my ass offCopy !req
240. these past couple years.Copy !req
241. Holy shit.Copy !req
242. The way I've evolved
from where I wasCopy !req
243. in season nine, I don't even
recognize that girl.Copy !req
244. Looking back, it's like,
that's my Dorian Gray, okay?Copy !req
245. She's aging terriblyCopy !req
246. while I'm getting more
and more gorgeous.Copy !req
247. - You moved, right?Copy !req
248. - Yeah, I'm in Las Vegas now.Copy !req
249. - Vegas!
- Me and Kahanna are rivals.Copy !req
250. - Oh.
- Oh.Copy !req
251. - Do you really wanna
go there, babe?Copy !req
252. - I know my way around here.Copy !req
253. My name is Alexis Michelle
from season nine.Copy !req
254. Broadway is back in the house
and ready for action.Copy !req
255. I'm Alexis, and I'm a floozy.Copy !req
256. - This was really good.Copy !req
257. This is someone to watch,
I think.Copy !req
258. - Momager.Copy !req
259. - Bitch, you turned it out.Copy !req
260. - Your Kris Jenner was dope.Copy !req
261. - I feel like my talent
was definitelyCopy !req
262. what got me to the top five
on season nine.Copy !req
263. Also, my tenacity.Copy !req
264. - Swallow!Copy !req
265. Baby, I can sing, dance, act.Copy !req
266. I'm a professional
through and through.Copy !req
267. And my star is only
on the rise.Copy !req
268. Look at us!Copy !req
269. - Yes!
- We're here!Copy !req
270. - I want that crown.Copy !req
271. I want that title.Copy !req
272. I want that legacy.Copy !req
273. I don't know who else is
coming, but I gotta say,Copy !req
274. I'm so honored to be here
with all of you.Copy !req
275. Aw.Copy !req
276. - There is no
Miss Congeniality award, girl.Copy !req
277. - I don't care.Copy !req
278. - She's starting already, girl.Copy !req
279. Oh, my God.
- Yeah!Copy !req
280. - Always go for the gold.Copy !req
281. - Work, bitch.Copy !req
282. - Here I am, Jessica WildCopy !req
283. from season two.Copy !req
284. The chicken is back.Copy !req
285. Cock-a-doodle-doo!Copy !req
286. - Escandalo!Copy !req
287. - Cock-a-doodle-doo!Copy !req
288. Lip-synch for your life!Copy !req
289. - I love that drink.Copy !req
290. Season two,
I had to work very hard...Copy !req
291. I believe.Copy !req
292. Because I didn't speak
good English.Copy !req
293. This is not my challenge.Copy !req
294. - Action.
- Welcome to anotherCopy !req
295. fried hot meal.Copy !req
296. But I survived.Copy !req
297. Because in English
or in Spanish,Copy !req
298. Jessica Wild is
a superstar, baby.Copy !req
299. After 13 mother-tucking years,
I'm back.Copy !req
300. This is my time.Copy !req
301. Don't forget that I am an OB,Copy !req
302. an Original Bitch.Copy !req
303. And when you were a baby,
I was doing drag already.Copy !req
304. - Your season was actually
the first seasonCopy !req
305. I ever watched, so I'm just—Copy !req
306. - When you were, like,
12 years?Copy !req
307. - I was in the ninth grade,
so let me count.Copy !req
308. - I was in high school too,
yeah.Copy !req
309. - Oh, shit.Copy !req
310. - Bitch.Copy !req
311. - I didn't come to race,
I came to cruise.Copy !req
312. - Canada in the house, bitches.Copy !req
313. - Hi, I'm Jimbo,
and you may remember meCopy !req
314. from "Canada's Drag Race"
season oneCopy !req
315. and "UK Versus the World."Copy !req
316. The breasts of the west,
the tits, the top.Copy !req
317. Big tits, that's me.Copy !req
318. You miss your mother?
Smell my goddamn fingers.Copy !req
319. - Jimbo is a drag clownCopy !req
320. and all about
pushing boundariesCopy !req
321. and leaving people wondering,
what the hell?Copy !req
322. Silence!Copy !req
323. I'll get you, Ru,Copy !req
324. and your little dog too.Copy !req
325. I'm talking about you,
Michelle.Copy !req
326. It's my third time around,Copy !req
327. and I can't wait to take
these American hos down.Copy !req
328. There is no doot aboot it.Copy !req
329. We did it.
We made it.Copy !req
330. Yes!Copy !req
331. - What time does
the cruise depart?Copy !req
332. - I can understand her 'cause
I can speak Canadian as well.Copy !req
333. - Wow.
- Oh, wow.Copy !req
334. - I'm back to bag
these bitches.Copy !req
335. - Aah!
- Yes, LaLa!Copy !req
336. - Ooh, the LaLa Ri experience
is back.Copy !req
337. You know me from season 13.Copy !req
338. They called the Miss
Congeniality to come back,Copy !req
339. so I had to come back
to attack, honey.Copy !req
340. - Do-re-mi, LaLa Ri.Copy !req
341. - LaLa Ri knows
how to perform.Copy !req
342. - Season 13 was
a blessed experience.Copy !req
343. I became an award-winning
designer...Copy !req
344. - Absolutely no.Copy !req
345. - So to speak.Copy !req
346. - In recognition of the worst
look of the season.Copy !req
347. - That bag look really just
made me even more famous.Copy !req
348. Something that was meant
to be, like,Copy !req
349. my downfall was actually,
like, my rise.Copy !req
350. So shout-out to the gift bags.Copy !req
351. - I am the only
golden child here, girl.Copy !req
352. - This time around, we are
going for the big bucks, honey.Copy !req
353. All the way to the top.
Give me the crown.Copy !req
354. I got this one in the bag.Copy !req
355. Trust me,
gift bags, Prada bags,Copy !req
356. Louis Vuitton bags,
grocery bags.Copy !req
357. Yes!Copy !req
358. Ooh, let me take these off
so I can hear.Copy !req
359. - Ohh.Copy !req
360. - Walking into
this competition,Copy !req
361. I thought I was gonna be
the baddest bitch in here,Copy !req
362. but these girls are cinched
and paddedCopy !req
363. and tucked and plucked
and primped to perfection.Copy !req
364. So I'm like, okay,
there's a competition here.Copy !req
365. Are y'all, like—
are y'all nervous?Copy !req
366. - Well, this is the thing,
every "All Stars" season,Copy !req
367. there's a twist, right?Copy !req
368. - I think the twist is
that you are here.Copy !req
369. - Hello, hello, hello.Copy !req
370. - You look sharp.Copy !req
371. - Oh, you're just sayin' that.Copy !req
372. Ladykins, welcome home.Copy !req
373. Now, you are some of the most
gorgeous, outrageous,Copy !req
374. and courageous queens
in the herstory of "Drag Race."Copy !req
375. - Yes.
- Thank you.Copy !req
376. - Oh, wow.
- You're correct.Copy !req
377. - I've invited you back
to reclaim your timeCopy !req
378. and to snatch your spotCopy !req
379. in the "Drag Race"
Hall of Fame.Copy !req
380. - Yes.Copy !req
381. - Hashtag AllStars8.Copy !req
382. First thing's first,Copy !req
383. classic "All Star" rules are
in full effect.Copy !req
384. - Ooh.Copy !req
385. - Each week, I'll choose
one top All Star.Copy !req
386. She will face off against
a secret lip-sync assassin.Copy !req
387. - Oh.
- Okay.Copy !req
388. - If the top All Star wins,Copy !req
389. she will send one
of her fellow queens home.Copy !req
390. If the lip-sync assassin wins,Copy !req
391. a secret group vote
will determineCopy !req
392. which queen gets the chop.Copy !req
393. And in the grand finale,Copy !req
394. the winning queen will earn
a cash prize of...Copy !req
395. $200,000.Copy !req
396. - I love the coins, baby, yes.Copy !req
397. - That's a lot of money—Copy !req
398. minus the taxes,
but who's an accountant?Copy !req
399. I don't' even—
I never did good at math.Copy !req
400. - But there's a new twistCopy !req
401. that will make this competition
extra special.Copy !req
402. On this season of "All Stars,"Copy !req
403. there are two ways to win.Copy !req
404. - What?Copy !req
405. - I don't even know
how to win one way,Copy !req
406. and now you're telling me
there's two ways?Copy !req
407. - Ooh, I hope it's
bare-knuckle boxing.Copy !req
408. - But more on that later.Copy !req
409. Ohh!
- God damn it.Copy !req
410. - All Stars, for your first
Mini Challenge,Copy !req
411. we're throwing
a fashion extravaganza.Copy !req
412. Ooh.Copy !req
413. - And you need
to serve two looks.Copy !req
414. First category is Famous Then,Copy !req
415. a glamorous look inspired
by years gone by.Copy !req
416. Second category is Famous Now,Copy !req
417. a look that embodies
modern day fame.Copy !req
418. Now, are you ready?Copy !req
419. - I'm ready.
- Yeah, uh-huh.Copy !req
420. - Are you sure you're ready?Copy !req
421. - The pussy's fired up now.Copy !req
422. - All Stars,
start your engines.Copy !req
423. And may the best
drag queen win.Copy !req
424. The winner of
"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"Copy !req
425. receives a one-year supplyCopy !req
426. of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,Copy !req
427. a coveted spot in
the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,Copy !req
428. and a cash prize of $200,000.Copy !req
429. With extra-special
guest judge, Idina Menzel.Copy !req
430. As Janice Dickinson once said,Copy !req
431. "Fame is a fickle food
on a shifting plate."Copy !req
432. - Ru, uh, I think
that was Emily Dickinson.Copy !req
433. - Same difference.Copy !req
434. Shh, it's starting.Copy !req
435. Category is Famous Then.Copy !req
436. Up first, Alexis Michelle.Copy !req
437. - Ooh, yes, God.Copy !req
438. I am serving Norma Desmond
realness, honey.Copy !req
439. - Or Angela La-la-lansbury
in "Mame."Copy !req
440. - To anybody who might have
written me off in the past,Copy !req
441. babies, watch with a fresh
set of eyes,Copy !req
442. and maybe you'll, like,
get on board this time.Copy !req
443. - Kahanna Montrese.Copy !req
444. - I am taking you back
to foxtails and boas.Copy !req
445. Full showgirl.Copy !req
446. You catch this leg?Copy !req
447. It's glowing too.Copy !req
448. - Kahanna Montrese,Copy !req
449. starring
in "A Tale of Two Titties."Copy !req
450. Heidi N Closet.Copy !req
451. - My drag has evolved
from poverty chic,Copy !req
452. and is now
but with a touch of restraint.Copy !req
453. It looks rich.Copy !req
454. - You know, she's a pro,Copy !req
455. but she's still a little green.Copy !req
456. - Up next, Mrs. Kasha Davis.Copy !req
457. - Oh, I'm giving you
Lucille BallCopy !req
458. 1945 "Ziegfeld Follies."Copy !req
459. I love Lucy.Copy !req
460. She's a workhorse queen,
just like me.Copy !req
461. - Hey, Mr. Arnstein, here I am.Copy !req
462. - Yes.Copy !req
463. Naysha Lopez.Copy !req
464. - Bitch, I am serving
classic beauty.Copy !req
465. I am dripping in pearls,Copy !req
466. exactly how
Ms. Coco Chanel did.Copy !req
467. - I think I just
tweed my pants a little.Copy !req
468. - Kandy Muse.Copy !req
469. - I chose to do
"Supermodel" RuPaul.Copy !req
470. Every single detail is
to the T,Copy !req
471. the same way RuPaul's
outfit was builtCopy !req
472. back in the 1800s.Copy !req
473. - Kandy Muse Paul.Copy !req
474. - Yeah, I know her.
You know her?Copy !req
475. - Darienne Lake.Copy !req
476. - I am ready
for the Renaissance festival.Copy !req
477. Yes, just get this girl
a turkey leg.Copy !req
478. She is ready to battle
a knight in shining armor.Copy !req
479. - She makes the men Camelot.Copy !req
480. - Monica Beverly Hillz.Copy !req
481. Hiii-eroglyphics.Copy !req
482. - Since the last time
you saw me,Copy !req
483. my drag has really
changed a lot.Copy !req
484. Back in the day,
it was kind of cheap.Copy !req
485. Not anymore.Copy !req
486. - She's trying to sell one
of those pyramid schemes.Copy !req
487. Yes.Copy !req
488. - Jaymes Mansfield.Copy !req
489. - I'm wearing
a gorgeous sequin gownCopy !req
490. inspired by
my Mexican heritage.Copy !req
491. Ooh.Copy !req
492. - That's right, the camp queen
is a Vegas showgirl now.Copy !req
493. - You heard of Tijuana Brass?
- Yeah.Copy !req
494. - That's Tijuana ass.
- Okay!Copy !req
495. Jessica Wild.Copy !req
496. - I am the Queen Nefertiti.Copy !req
497. I know RuPaul was
looking at me,Copy !req
498. and she's like,
that's my golden child.Copy !req
499. - Boom, boom, boom,
let's go back to my tomb.Copy !req
500. Jimbo.
- Ooh.Copy !req
501. - I am serving
a Marilyn Monroe fantasy.Copy !req
502. I am being blown
from every direction,Copy !req
503. and I'm ready to sing,Copy !req
504. "Happy birthday,
Mr. President."Copy !req
505. - "The Seven Year Itch."Copy !req
506. You know, there's
an ointment for that.Copy !req
507. - There is.Copy !req
508. - LaLa Ri.Copy !req
509. - Oh.
- Oh.Copy !req
510. - I'm giving you
old-school HollywoodCopy !req
511. '60s glamor, honey.Copy !req
512. I got this glittery fabric
with the fur trim.Copy !req
513. Giving it, girl.Copy !req
514. - Does she make you
Lena Horne-y?Copy !req
515. - She does.Copy !req
516. - Category is Famous Now.Copy !req
517. Alexis Michelle.Copy !req
518. - Anyone have eyes on Alexis?Copy !req
519. - Lord help me.
I cannot see a thing,Copy !req
520. but my body is snatched.Copy !req
521. - That color just makes
her eyes pop.Copy !req
522. Kahanna Montrese.Copy !req
523. - I'm serving you
Black queer excellence.Copy !req
524. That's right, I'm recreating
Lil Nas X experienceCopy !req
525. that he did on the Grammys.Copy !req
526. - Oh.Copy !req
527. Lil Nas triple-X.Copy !req
528. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
529. - Heidi N Closet.Copy !req
530. - Take a bow.Copy !req
531. - My Famous Now look is—Copy !req
532. think very Chloe,
Halle Bailey vibes.Copy !req
533. And I'm serving legs out,
tuck's out.Copy !req
534. Hopefully, the tuck's not out.Copy !req
535. - If you liked it then you
should have put a bow on it.Copy !req
536. - Thank you.
- That's right.Copy !req
537. Mrs. Kasha Davis.Copy !req
538. - Momager.Copy !req
539. - Jenner?
I hardly know her.Copy !req
540. - I am the momager
of my drag family.Copy !req
541. We do drag brunch
in Rochester, New York,Copy !req
542. and I'm always
bookin' the gals.Copy !req
543. - Are you sure that's not Liza?Copy !req
544. - Not 100.
- Not 100% sure.Copy !req
545. - Okay.Copy !req
546. - Naysha Lopez.Copy !req
547. - My inspiration
for this look is none otherCopy !req
548. than Donatella Versace.Copy !req
549. - Donatell-her what to wear.Copy !req
550. - Child, am I serving glamor.Copy !req
551. - It's RuPaul's Ver-sace race.Copy !req
552. - Yes, it is.Copy !req
553. Kandy Muse.Copy !req
554. - I'm serving you
high fashion,Copy !req
555. futuristic celebrity woman
on the go.Copy !req
556. I feel good, and I look good.Copy !req
557. - You've heard
of Megan Thee Stallion?Copy !req
558. Mm-hmm.
- Meet Megan Thee Prostitute.Copy !req
559. Darienne Lake.Copy !req
560. - I am serving Billie Eilish.Copy !req
561. Looking stunning,Copy !req
562. hiding my fabulous rackCopy !req
563. underneath
this oversized shirt.Copy !req
564. - Look out, kids,
it's dress-up day,Copy !req
565. and mom's coming
as an emo child.Copy !req
566. - Monica Beverly Hillz.Copy !req
567. - My Famous Now look,
I am serving Ms. Kim Petras.Copy !req
568. Showing the body
and of course these bootsCopy !req
569. 'cause, baby,
these boots are custom.Copy !req
570. - Some people want a PhD.Copy !req
571. I want an MBH.
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
572. Jaymes Mansfield.Copy !req
573. - Oh, my God, it's JoJo Siwa.Copy !req
574. It's, like, a doppelganger,
literally.Copy !req
575. I look super cute.Copy !req
576. - She's like a kid
in a candy store.Copy !req
577. It's a JoJo song.Copy !req
578. Jessica Wild.Copy !req
579. - My New Fame look is inspiredCopy !req
580. by the king of Latin trap,
Bad Bunny.Copy !req
581. I look like a hooker,
and I love that.Copy !req
582. - Is she a good bunny
or a bad bunny?Copy !req
583. - She's a bad bitch bunny.Copy !req
584. - Jimbo.Copy !req
585. Ooh, I give this the thumbs-up.Copy !req
586. - For my Famous Now,Copy !req
587. I am serving
some social media diva.Copy !req
588. Click on all my links.Copy !req
589. I love my thumbs-up hair.Copy !req
590. I am feeling beautiful.Copy !req
591. - My eyes are up here.Copy !req
592. No, that's my thumb.Copy !req
593. LaLa Ri.Copy !req
594. - Ooh.
- Ooh.Copy !req
595. I will subscribe to Ru-ly Fanz.Copy !req
596. - Social media nowadays is,
like, the New Fame.Copy !req
597. Everybody's getting naked
on the World Wide WebCopy !req
598. and getting millions
of dollars, honey,Copy !req
599. and I'm trying
to be one of 'em.Copy !req
600. - If I can't sell it,
I'm gonna sit on it.Copy !req
601. And then I'm gonna
take a picture of itCopy !req
602. and then sell it.
- Good idea.Copy !req
603. - Whoo.
Wow, that was fun.Copy !req
604. - It's hard being a famous
Ru-ly Fanz model, honey.Copy !req
605. - Oh, baby.
- I know, right?Copy !req
606. - Yes, baby,
that's how it's done.Copy !req
607. The girls turnt it.
This is "All Stars."Copy !req
608. The competition is stiff,
and these bitches came to play.Copy !req
609. We're having a good time.Copy !req
610. - Jiggle those titties.Copy !req
611. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle,
jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.Copy !req
612. - Ooh, oh.Copy !req
613. And truth be told,Copy !req
614. one of my "Drag Race" crushes
is here in the room...Copy !req
615. Ms. LaLa Ri.Copy !req
616. Pshew.Copy !req
617. Fine.Copy !req
618. - Ugh! What kind
of straightjacket bullshit?Copy !req
619. - These are new.
Those look a little bit old.Copy !req
620. - Aah!Copy !req
621. - Who are you most shocked
to see here?Copy !req
622. - I'm surprised to see Jimbo.Copy !req
623. - Yes.
That gagged me.Copy !req
624. I didn't think
we were crossing, like,Copy !req
625. countries
and international girls.Copy !req
626. - Baby, crossing the pond.Copy !req
627. Oh, wait, no.
Canada's above there.Copy !req
628. Whatever.Copy !req
629. - One thing about her,
she's creative and crazy.Copy !req
630. - She's funny.
- And RuPaul doesCopy !req
631. love the bitch, so...
- Yeah.Copy !req
632. - Jimbo.
Look at that hairy chest.Copy !req
633. - Oh, yeah.
- Ooh.Copy !req
634. - You know.
- Very feminine.Copy !req
635. - Serving some trade.Copy !req
636. - What make you decide
to compete for the third time?Copy !req
637. - Doing drag and competing is
my favorite thing.Copy !req
638. It's terrifying
and exhilarating,Copy !req
639. but it's the best opportunity
to show what we love to do.Copy !req
640. How long
since you competed, Monica?Copy !req
641. - Uh, nine or ten years.Copy !req
642. - Oh, damn.Copy !req
643. - But I'm happy to be back.Copy !req
644. I'd be dumb to pass up
this opportunity,Copy !req
645. you know?
- Totally.Copy !req
646. - The evolution of drag
right nowCopy !req
647. is so different.
- It's crazy.Copy !req
648. - When we were here,
it was like,Copy !req
649. who have the best
Forever 21 dress?Copy !req
650. - Is this
the Miss Congeniality corner?Copy !req
651. - This is
the Miss Congeniality corner.Copy !req
652. This is the nice ho corner,
honey.Copy !req
653. - The question is,
is we gonna be nice—Copy !req
654. - Absolutely fucking not.Copy !req
655. There's no award
this season, bitch,Copy !req
656. so there's no point
in me trying to act nice, okay?Copy !req
657. There ain't no
Miss CongenialityCopy !req
658. this season, girl.Copy !req
659. My strategy to win
this competition is to doCopy !req
660. whatever I need to do.Copy !req
661. There is nothing else more...Copy !req
662. I was trying to make a fancy
big word at that moment.Copy !req
663. It didn't really work out
for me the wayCopy !req
664. I thought it was gonna
in my head.Copy !req
665. But I want the $200,000, bitch.Copy !req
666. If I have to vote you off,
sis, I'm sorry.Copy !req
667. I repent or something to Jesus.Copy !req
668. - I cannot take
that little denim gigCopy !req
669. you have going on, girl.Copy !req
670. - Uh-uh.
- What the fuck is that?Copy !req
671. - It's a self-made,
homemade gaff.Copy !req
672. - Oh, it's a little
homemade gaff.Copy !req
673. - Yes.
I'm still poor in my head.Copy !req
674. - That little denim gaff
keeps her humble, you know?Copy !req
675. - Tea.Copy !req
676. - Ms. Lake.Copy !req
677. I'm still deadlocked
on this twistCopy !req
678. and what they mean
by "another way to win."Copy !req
679. - I don't know.
Point system?Copy !req
680. Um, popular vote?
Um...Copy !req
681. - Death match.Copy !req
682. Oh, rumble.
- Yes.Copy !req
683. - I mean, who knows
what it could be?Copy !req
684. It could be, like,
if you get voted out,Copy !req
685. you get to take somebody
with you.Copy !req
686. - Hey, All Stars.Copy !req
687. Hey.Copy !req
688. - We are just getting started.Copy !req
689. For your first Maxi Challenge,Copy !req
690. you'll be performing
new versionsCopy !req
691. of the underground
club classic,Copy !req
692. "Money, Success,
Fame, Glamour."Copy !req
693. Ooh.
- I like that.Copy !req
694. - The iconic track was
originally writtenCopy !req
695. and performed
by The Fabulous Pop Tarts.Copy !req
696. Today, you may know themCopy !req
697. as the executive producers
of "RuPaul's Drag Race,"Copy !req
698. my squirrel friends,Copy !req
699. Randy Barbato
and Fenton Bailey.Copy !req
700. - I may have met them before.Copy !req
701. - Now, you'll be working
in two groups.Copy !req
702. We're gonna go left to right,
starting with Alexis Michelle,Copy !req
703. Darienne Lake...
- That's me.Copy !req
704. - Heidi N Closet...Copy !req
705. - Ooh.
- Kahanna Montrese...Copy !req
706. - Now this is gonna be fun.Copy !req
707. - Kandy Muse,
and Naysha Lopez.Copy !req
708. You'll be performingCopy !req
709. "Money, Success,
Fame, Glamour,"Copy !req
710. the glam rock mix.Copy !req
711. - Ooh.
- Work.Copy !req
712. - And Jaymes Mansfield...
- Me.Copy !req
713. - Jessica Wild...
- Here I am.Copy !req
714. - Jimbo, LaLa Ri,Copy !req
715. Monica Beverly Hillz,
and Mrs. Kasha Davis,Copy !req
716. you'll be performingCopy !req
717. "Money, Success,
Fame, Glamour,"Copy !req
718. the disco mix.Copy !req
719. - Oh, yes.
- Ooh.Copy !req
720. - Work.
- Okay.Copy !req
721. - You'll each write and recordCopy !req
722. your own solo verse.Copy !req
723. - Ooh.
- Okay.Copy !req
724. - And in your groups,Copy !req
725. you need to work together
to create the choreography.Copy !req
726. - Okay.Copy !req
727. - We got this.
- Yeah.Copy !req
728. - All Stars,
start your engines,Copy !req
729. and may the best
drag queen win.Copy !req
730. - Ooh.
- Wow.Copy !req
731. - Let's focus.
- Let's do this.Copy !req
732. Make a song.Copy !req
733. - For this week's
Maxi Challenge,Copy !req
734. we will be performing
new versionsCopy !req
735. of the underground
club classic,Copy !req
736. "Money, Success, Fame,
and Glamour."Copy !req
737. - So maybe we should
listen to the song first.Copy !req
738. - Yeah.
- Hit that beat, DJ.Copy !req
739. - I think this challenge
features all my strengths,Copy !req
740. like dancing, singing,
choreography.Copy !req
741. I love disco.Copy !req
742. I have my inner
Donna Summer here shining.Copy !req
743. - I'm going in the direction
of referencing old Hollywood,Copy !req
744. but making a lot
of really dirty puns.Copy !req
745. - Perfect.Copy !req
746. - What do you got so far?Copy !req
747. "Sophisticated glamor
with a banjee twist..."Copy !req
748. - Ooh.
- I'm gonna start off with.Copy !req
749. - Ooh.Copy !req
750. - And LaLa's gonna give us
a Ms. LaLa experience?Copy !req
751. - I'll give a LaLa
ghetto experience,Copy !req
752. rapping down, you know,
feeling my Trina fantasyCopy !req
753. in the disco era.Copy !req
754. - I'm gonna rap too.
- Let's do it.Copy !req
755. - You're gonna rap?
Unh.Copy !req
756. - Everyone loves
this old-ass queen.Copy !req
757. Kill 'em with kindness,
that's my scene.Copy !req
758. - Oh.
- Ah, yep.Copy !req
759. - Is this some
booty-shaking music?Copy !req
760. - No, it's glam rock, bitch.Copy !req
761. - Oh, okay.Copy !req
762. - Glam rock is very,
"I don't give a fuck.Copy !req
763. "I'm gonna do whatever I want.Copy !req
764. "I'm not gonna ask
for permission.Copy !req
765. I'm gonna break the rules."Copy !req
766. And that is what I'm about.Copy !req
767. - Why don't we come up
with some kind of conceptCopy !req
768. as to our lyrics?Copy !req
769. - I mean, it's been so long.Copy !req
770. Like, I was season six.Copy !req
771. So I kind of feel like
I have to be like,Copy !req
772. "Hey, remember this?
Remember who I was?"Copy !req
773. And now I'm living
the lifestyle, darling.Copy !req
774. In this first challenge,
you gotta come out of the gateCopy !req
775. with a huge stride.Copy !req
776. So I'm gonna literally put
my absolute fucking allCopy !req
777. into this challenge.Copy !req
778. I am gonna go
like I'm at a glory hole,Copy !req
779. just balls to the wall.Copy !req
780. - Okay, but listen, bitch,Copy !req
781. we definitely need
a group name.Copy !req
782. Since glam rock
is so underground,Copy !req
783. it can be something stupid.Copy !req
784. - I'm down
with something stupid.Copy !req
785. - I don't know,
like, Fame Whores.Copy !req
786. - Fame Tarts.
- Fame Tarts.Copy !req
787. We're literally making
them eat it, so...Copy !req
788. - Yes!
- There you go!Copy !req
789. Ugh.
- Whoo!Copy !req
790. Here we are, dolls.
- Here we go.Copy !req
791. - It's time to rehearse
our choreography,Copy !req
792. and, bitch,
I wanna rock it out.Copy !req
793. I'm gonna shake my wig.
I'm gonna shake my pussy.Copy !req
794. I'm gonna pop this ass
all over the stage.Copy !req
795. - So is someone gonna spearhead
the choreography, or, like—Copy !req
796. - Um, okay, I nominate you.Copy !req
797. - Ooh, but hold on.
Wait, hold on.Copy !req
798. I mean, that's fi—I'm—Copy !req
799. - You're a strong dancer,
right?Copy !req
800. - I'm comfortable with choreo—Copy !req
801. I choreographed season 12's
"I'm That Bitch."Copy !req
802. - So I could do it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
803. - Okay. It's helpful to have
somebody spearhead for sure.Copy !req
804. - Absolutely.
Can we get a track playCopy !req
805. really fast
so we can feel the beat?Copy !req
806. - Ooh.Copy !req
807. - Let's do it.
- All right, work.Copy !req
808. - Fame, success, glamour.
- Yes.Copy !req
809. - When she slides out, I was
thinking we all slide away...Copy !req
810. - Oh, okay.
Yeah, sickening.Copy !req
811. - Like a Fosse Amoeba.Copy !req
812. Should we do just
sections of poses?Copy !req
813. Pop.Copy !req
814. Pop.Copy !req
815. Pop.Copy !req
816. Are my balls out?Copy !req
817. - I just wanna start with,
like, a close-up groupCopy !req
818. and then just spread out
to the pyramid.Copy !req
819. Do y'all feel that?Copy !req
820. Do y'all think that's okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
821. - Heidi, me and you would do
the same thing, right?Copy !req
822. - Yeah.
- That's so corny.Copy !req
823. I'm so sorry.
That is so corny.Copy !req
824. We're not gonna be in a cluster
going into a pyramid.Copy !req
825. Is no one else seeing
what I'm seeing?Copy !req
826. Am I going crazy?Copy !req
827. Five, six, seven, eight.
What?Copy !req
828. When the fuck have you seen
a rock star do that?Copy !req
829. We're glam rock.Copy !req
830. We're fucking
rock and roll divas.Copy !req
831. - All right.
- Okay, then lead, diva.Copy !req
832. - Why don't we just have
set spots,Copy !req
833. do our verses,
and then just go from there?Copy !req
834. - Heidi, do you wanna tackle
the chorus choreography?Copy !req
835. - Do y'all want me to tackle
the chorus choreography?Copy !req
836. - Absolutely.
- Come on, mama.Copy !req
837. - These hos done lost
their damn marbles.Copy !req
838. They're like, "Oh, yes, Heidi,
we'll listen to you.Copy !req
839. Oh, yes, Heidi,
we'll do whatever you say."Copy !req
840. Start with right.Copy !req
841. And then we start rehearsing,Copy !req
842. and they're like,
"Oh, no, we gonna do this.Copy !req
843. "Oh, I don't like that.Copy !req
844. Oh, that don't make no sense."Copy !req
845. We got our transitions?
- Got it, yeah.Copy !req
846. - Baby, relax
and let me do my choreography.Copy !req
847. - Work.
- Okay.Copy !req
848. We're moving now, y'all.
We got this, honeys.Copy !req
849. - All right,
Destiny's Badass Kids, honey.Copy !req
850. - Glitter babies.Copy !req
851. - Well, fame starts now, okay?Copy !req
852. I'm feeling excited.Copy !req
853. I think we should open—
- Yeah, with, like, ah!Copy !req
854. - 'Cause there's a disco vibe
to it.Copy !req
855. Me and Jessica,
we have decided to takeCopy !req
856. the leading roles as
the dance captains, I suppose.Copy !req
857. - I was doing, like,
dun-dun-dun.Copy !req
858. - Whatever your heart
tells you.Copy !req
859. - I like this.Copy !req
860. - Yeah.Copy !req
861. - Money, we can do like this.Copy !req
862. Money.Copy !req
863. Success.Copy !req
864. - Success.Copy !req
865. - Yeah.
Fame.Copy !req
866. - Money.
Ba-ba.Copy !req
867. Success.Copy !req
868. Shimmy.
Da-da-da-da-da.Copy !req
869. - You just left half the girls
in the dust, Jessica.Copy !req
870. Calm down.Copy !req
871. - Yeah, that's cute.
- Yeah?Copy !req
872. - What are you doing
with your head?Copy !req
873. - Money.
Ba-ba.Copy !req
874. - Jessica's living
her own fantasyCopy !req
875. right now at the moment...Copy !req
876. - And then shimmy.
Da-da-da-da-da.Copy !req
877. - Which I get,
and I love it, girl.Copy !req
878. But not all of us can do
a twip and a twirlCopy !req
879. and a Suzy Q to Suzy Q
and a Suzy Q.Copy !req
880. - So bring it down
a little bit.Copy !req
881. That's not looking right.Copy !req
882. - As long
as the arms are selling,Copy !req
883. that's what matters.Copy !req
884. - This rehearsal is not
going well,Copy !req
885. and I have the feeling
we are going to stayCopy !req
886. the whole night
working on this,Copy !req
887. because tomorrow
in front of RuPaul,Copy !req
888. we can't fuck it up.Copy !req
889. - Aah!Copy !req
890. - Girl.Copy !req
891. - Wait, what am I doing?
What am I doing?Copy !req
892. - You're over here, D.Copy !req
893. - Today, we're getting readyCopy !req
894. to perform
our very own versionsCopy !req
895. of that underground club hit,Copy !req
896. "Money, Success, Fame,
and Glamour."Copy !req
897. - Those look juicy.
- I didn't get much sleep,Copy !req
898. so I'm like, oh,
these eye patches might help.Copy !req
899. - I need one of those
for my entire face.Copy !req
900. - Oh, my God, I know.Copy !req
901. This is "All Stars" eight,
honey.Copy !req
902. You gotta give every ounce
of your body on that stage.Copy !req
903. So I'll be giving all,Copy !req
904. you know, however many
ounces is in, um, 142 pounds.Copy !req
905. So I'll let you do the math.Copy !req
906. - Oh, you came over to give
my titties a squeeze?Copy !req
907. Do they pass
the Darienne Lake squeeze test?Copy !req
908. - They really do, my gosh.Copy !req
909. - Ooh.
- So how you feeling now, love?Copy !req
910. - You know what?
It's gonna be good.Copy !req
911. If it looks off,
I'm gonna make itCopy !req
912. just so it looks like
you guys are off.Copy !req
913. - That's how you're
supposed to do it.Copy !req
914. Professional, honey.Copy !req
915. Fuck us up, honey, okay?Copy !req
916. - How was your rehearsal?Copy !req
917. Yesterday was
a fucking shit show.Copy !req
918. - Well, yesterday
for both teamsCopy !req
919. I feel like was kind of,
like, messy.Copy !req
920. But, girl, I can see your mood.Copy !req
921. - I was, in my head,
like, really bad.Copy !req
922. - Don't, like,
get defeated right away.Copy !req
923. You know what I mean?
- Yeah.Copy !req
924. There's no time to pout.
That's why I'm like,Copy !req
925. bitch, I'm gonna
slay the choreography...Copy !req
926. - Yeah.
- And do what I have to do.Copy !req
927. Being here means a lot to me.Copy !req
928. I have been waiting for this
moment for a long time.Copy !req
929. So I'm nervous.Copy !req
930. I know I have a lot to prove.Copy !req
931. But I guarantee everybody is
feeling the same type of way,Copy !req
932. shaking in our leotards
and all that.Copy !req
933. - Here, let me help you
with that.Copy !req
934. - All right, come on over here.
- I'm gonna tape youCopy !req
935. right across your mouth.Copy !req
936. - Jimbo.Copy !req
937. Are you excited to be here.Copy !req
938. - I'm so excited...Copy !req
939. - Okay, cute.
- Because I'm here with you.Copy !req
940. - Mm-hmm.
Real cute.Copy !req
941. You can't send me home.Copy !req
942. - I will never, if you promise
that if I'm ever in the bottom,Copy !req
943. that you won't send me home.Copy !req
944. - Let's not forget that this
competition is a Ru-mocracy.Copy !req
945. You need to have votes
on your side.Copy !req
946. And in order for you
to have votes,Copy !req
947. you need to have friends.Copy !req
948. - I promise.Copy !req
949. - I'm watching you, bitch.Copy !req
950. - I promise.Copy !req
951. I love Kandy.
- Okay, good.Copy !req
952. Heidi, Jimbo,
and myself were on tourCopy !req
953. before coming
onto this competition.Copy !req
954. So automatically, we are
gonna be really closeCopy !req
955. and really great friends.Copy !req
956. It's not even an alliance.Copy !req
957. It's making a pact of, like,Copy !req
958. girl, I have you, you have you,Copy !req
959. you have me,
and we have each other.Copy !req
960. Do you think RuPaul is gonna
tell us the twistCopy !req
961. on the main stage?Copy !req
962. - I would love to.
- I hope so, bitch.Copy !req
963. - I would love to knowCopy !req
964. how there's two ways to win.Copy !req
965. - What is this twist
Ru is talking about?Copy !req
966. I'm too old for surprises.Copy !req
967. My heart can't take it, okay?
Just let me know.Copy !req
968. - How's everybody feeling
about the vote?Copy !req
969. - I feel so strong
about our group.Copy !req
970. I couldn't send anyone
from our group home.Copy !req
971. But I don't knowCopy !req
972. the other group—
- Wow.Copy !req
973. - I don't know the other
group well enough.Copy !req
974. I don't know what's happening
in your group to know.Copy !req
975. - They're taking everything
into account too.Copy !req
976. - Yeah.
The fashion showCopy !req
977. and the main challenge
and the runway.Copy !req
978. - Right.
- Girl, it's a full package.Copy !req
979. - I wanna play a fair game.Copy !req
980. Like, I wanna, you know,
honor people that are doing—Copy !req
981. - I mean,
but how fair is the gameCopy !req
982. when there's $200,000
on the line?Copy !req
983. - 200.
- That's real.Copy !req
984. - I know a lot of girls say
we gonna vote on criteria,Copy !req
985. but a lot of you bitches
might wanna send homeCopy !req
986. your biggest competition.Copy !req
987. - Who wants
to admit that publicly?Copy !req
988. - Right.
- I would just say,Copy !req
989. do whatever you feel is best,Copy !req
990. but be prepared
for some pressure...Copy !req
991. - Yeah.
- If you're not doingCopy !req
992. what the group feels
you should do.Copy !req
993. - Ooh.Copy !req
994. - So "UK Versus the World" wasCopy !req
995. my first time
with the "All Stars" rules,Copy !req
996. and I did some, you know,
questionable voting.Copy !req
997. I picked Jujubee because she's
a really good singer,Copy !req
998. and I wanna be the one
that sings with Ru.Copy !req
999. - I'm gagged.
I am gagged.Copy !req
1000. - And it ended up
putting a target on my back.Copy !req
1001. - Pangina, which queen have
you chosen to get the chop?Copy !req
1002. - I choose Jimbo to go home.Copy !req
1003. - So this time,Copy !req
1004. I'm gonna keep my cards
close to my chest.Copy !req
1005. Well, I guess close
to my chest.Copy !req
1006. - Either way,
when it comes down to it,Copy !req
1007. eliminations are
gonna be messy.Copy !req
1008. - They are.
- And feelings are gonnaCopy !req
1009. get hurt, and people's
dreams are gonna get crushed.Copy !req
1010. - We gonna see some face cracksCopy !req
1011. and some claws
coming out, honey.Copy !req
1012. It's gonna be severe
up in here, baby.Copy !req
1013. - Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1014. - Welcome to the main stageCopy !req
1015. of
"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."Copy !req
1016. South Plainfield, New Jersey's
most famous daughter,Copy !req
1017. Michelle Visage.Copy !req
1018. What's your most random brush
with celebrity?Copy !req
1019. - Now, Ru,
I don't like to brag,Copy !req
1020. but I was recently
in a limo with Porkchop.Copy !req
1021. - Oh.Copy !req
1022. Were you the driver?Copy !req
1023. - Hey, it pays the bills.Copy !req
1024. - The hilarious Ross Mathews.Copy !req
1025. What's your most random brush
with celebrity?Copy !req
1026. - Well, I one time
used a bathroomCopy !req
1027. right after Carol Channing.Copy !req
1028. - And?
- Ah, no, no, no.Copy !req
1029. I don't flush and tell.Copy !req
1030. And the wickedly wonderful
Idina Menzel.Copy !req
1031. Now what's your brush
with celebrity?Copy !req
1032. - Once I was at
the People's Choice Awards,Copy !req
1033. and John Travolta introduced me
to Adele Dazeem.Copy !req
1034. Such a bitch.Copy !req
1035. - I've heard that, yes.Copy !req
1036. This week we challenged
our All Stars to write, sing,Copy !req
1037. and perform new mixes
of the club classic,Copy !req
1038. "Money, Success,
Fame, Glamour."Copy !req
1039. All Stars, start your engines.Copy !req
1040. And may the best
drag queen win.Copy !req
1041. Wham, bam, thank you, glam.Copy !req
1042. It's the Fame Tarts
with their new glam rock hit,Copy !req
1043. "Money, Success,
Fame, Glamour"Copy !req
1044. Hit it.Copy !req
1045. - Ooh.Copy !req
1046. - Amazing.Copy !req
1047. - Give it up
for the Glitter Chicks,Copy !req
1048. with their brand-new disco hit,Copy !req
1049. "Money, Success,
Fame, Glamour."Copy !req
1050. Category is Famous Forever,Copy !req
1051. your timeless signature drag.Copy !req
1052. Up first, Alexis Michelle.Copy !req
1053. - I am feeling
peachy keen, honey.Copy !req
1054. Oh, and this unit growing out
of my very own scalp?Copy !req
1055. Thank you very much.Copy !req
1056. - No glove, no love.Copy !req
1057. Darienne Lake.Copy !req
1058. - I'm wearing
Michelle Visage'sCopy !req
1059. favorite color, leopard.Copy !req
1060. The tits are out,
the waist is snatched.Copy !req
1061. Ooh, she looks like
an absolute goddess.Copy !req
1062. - You know what they say
about Darienne Lake,Copy !req
1063. go deep.Copy !req
1064. - Ooh.Copy !req
1065. - Heidi N Closet.Copy !req
1066. - Heidi is serving
her pimptress outfit.Copy !req
1067. She got her leprosy print on.Copy !req
1068. There's a slight nodCopy !req
1069. to Chris Tucker
in "Fifth Element."Copy !req
1070. - These boots were made
for fucking.Copy !req
1071. - Kahanna Montrese.Copy !req
1072. - This phoenix is rising
from the ashes.Copy !req
1073. I'm giving you legs,
body-ody-ody,Copy !req
1074. and all this fiery pussy.Copy !req
1075. - Michelle, is this
what menopause is like?Copy !req
1076. - Yes.
Actually, yes.Copy !req
1077. - Kandy Muse.Copy !req
1078. - I'm in this monochromatic
red from head to toe.Copy !req
1079. Look at the hair.
Look at the body.Copy !req
1080. This is high fashion to the T.Copy !req
1081. - This is what Mrs. Claus would
wear if she was ho ho ho.Copy !req
1082. - Naysha Lopez.Copy !req
1083. - I am serving glamor, sex,Copy !req
1084. and of course,
the body is snatched.Copy !req
1085. Ain't nobody coming for me
on this runway.Copy !req
1086. - Look, Elsa's a brunette.Copy !req
1087. - Jaymes Mansfield.Copy !req
1088. Wow, those are the largest
muffs I've ever seen.Copy !req
1089. - I'm giving you
an old '50s atomic lookCopy !req
1090. but with an even kitschier,
tackier twist.Copy !req
1091. - You're telling me
that's a Mansfield?Copy !req
1092. - Jessica Wild.Copy !req
1093. - My Famous Forever
signature drag is rocker chic,Copy !req
1094. because Jessica Wild is
a rocker chick.Copy !req
1095. - Biker?Copy !req
1096. - Rocker?Copy !req
1097. Jimbo.Copy !req
1098. Somebody just fucked
her brains out.Copy !req
1099. - I am serving brains, body,
and booty.Copy !req
1100. I'm letting it all hang out.Copy !req
1101. - Now that's a hypothalam-ass.Copy !req
1102. - LaLa Ri.Copy !req
1103. - Everybody knows
my signature drag is usuallyCopy !req
1104. a leotard
because she's a showgirl.Copy !req
1105. But we wanted to elevate,
so we added a little train.Copy !req
1106. And you know you can always
knock 'em dead in red.Copy !req
1107. - She got this dress half off.Copy !req
1108. - Yes, she does.Copy !req
1109. Monica Beverly Hillz.Copy !req
1110. - I'm showing my legs.Copy !req
1111. Fringe hanging everywhere.Copy !req
1112. Looking like a little
Spanish Latin dancer.Copy !req
1113. Classic Monica Beverly Hillz.Copy !req
1114. - She's now starring
in the Vegas revivalCopy !req
1115. of "The Color Purple."Copy !req
1116. Mrs. Kasha Davis.Copy !req
1117. - My Famous Forever look is
glamorous housewife in purple.Copy !req
1118. Classic Mrs. Kasha Davis.Copy !req
1119. With a helmet
because I've gottaCopy !req
1120. be ready for these bitches.Copy !req
1121. - I love when she wears
her natural hair.Copy !req
1122. Welcome, All Stars.Copy !req
1123. Based on your
girl group performancesCopy !req
1124. and all three of your Fame
runway presentations,Copy !req
1125. I've made some decisions.Copy !req
1126. Heidi N Closet,Copy !req
1127. Kandy Muse,Copy !req
1128. Naysha Lopez,Copy !req
1129. Jessica Wild,Copy !req
1130. Jimbo,Copy !req
1131. Mrs. Kasha Davis,Copy !req
1132. ladies, you are all...Copy !req
1133. safe.Copy !req
1134. You may leave the stage.Copy !req
1135. - Thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1136. - Good luck, ladies.Copy !req
1137. - Ladies, you represent
the topsCopy !req
1138. and the bottoms of the week.Copy !req
1139. Now it's time
for the judges' critiques,Copy !req
1140. starting with Alexis Michelle.Copy !req
1141. - Alexis, you look
stunning tonight.Copy !req
1142. And your first look,
Famous Then,Copy !req
1143. you know, I always thought
I wanted to be cremated,Copy !req
1144. - Mm-hmm.
- No, scratch that.Copy !req
1145. I wanna be buried in that.Copy !req
1146. - And then, of course,
your Famous Now,Copy !req
1147. you went with Kim Kardashian's
Balenciaga Met Gala look,Copy !req
1148. which was a risk.Copy !req
1149. But I loved seeing
Alexis up thereCopy !req
1150. doing something
very fashion-forward.Copy !req
1151. - It was a risk,
and it just really worked.Copy !req
1152. I saw that
in the musical number too.Copy !req
1153. You're here to take a risk.Copy !req
1154. You're here to win.Copy !req
1155. - I'm in awe of you.Copy !req
1156. I think you look
absolutely stunning.Copy !req
1157. The way you walk that runway,
so elegant and exquisite.Copy !req
1158. And you deserve
to be in the spotlight.Copy !req
1159. - Thank you.Copy !req
1160. - Up next, Darienne Lake.Copy !req
1161. - Let's talk
about your Fame looks.Copy !req
1162. You were Guinevere, and
I thought the idea was cute.Copy !req
1163. The Billie Eilish, for me,
was just not drag enough.Copy !req
1164. It's a T-shirt.Copy !req
1165. - It was too literal.Copy !req
1166. And we want extreme.Copy !req
1167. - You do need to kick it up,Copy !req
1168. like tonight.Copy !req
1169. You look just so beautiful.Copy !req
1170. - During the musical number,
you were great.Copy !req
1171. Not only did you look
beautiful with that hair,Copy !req
1172. but it looked like
you were having fun.Copy !req
1173. - I noticed a few
choreographed thingsCopy !req
1174. that might have been
uncertain,Copy !req
1175. but you had the best attitude,
and your energy was amazing.Copy !req
1176. - Thank you.Copy !req
1177. - All right, up next,Copy !req
1178. Kahanna Montrese.Copy !req
1179. - Bitch, she coming in hot
on "All Stars."Copy !req
1180. There is a power
and a fire lit within you.Copy !req
1181. - I'm kind of speechless.Copy !req
1182. When you came out
in the group number,Copy !req
1183. I couldn't take
my eyes off you.Copy !req
1184. Tonight, you were spectacular.Copy !req
1185. - Your presence was undeniable.Copy !req
1186. But what I really loved was
that tribute to Lil Nas X.Copy !req
1187. And then, of course, this.Copy !req
1188. If I looked like that,
I'd probably wear thatCopy !req
1189. to the grocery store.Copy !req
1190. - You put in the hard yards,
and it showed tonight.Copy !req
1191. Thank you, Kahanna.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1192. - Up next, Jaymes Mansfield.Copy !req
1193. - Your classic mariachi look,
I loved it.Copy !req
1194. And you did it
in a Jaymes Mansfield,Copy !req
1195. Helena Bonham Carter
type of way.Copy !req
1196. - That's a compliment.Copy !req
1197. - For me, it is.Copy !req
1198. What I really went
wild for though wasCopy !req
1199. your kind of tribute
to JoJo Siwa.Copy !req
1200. I thought it was so fun.
I thought it was really cute.Copy !req
1201. I thought
the outfit was great.Copy !req
1202. - I was really taken with you.Copy !req
1203. I loved how you just floated
around the stage.Copy !req
1204. You have this cherubic quality
that's really beautiful.Copy !req
1205. - And then in the girl group,Copy !req
1206. you weren't able
to do the choreography—Copy !req
1207. But I really didn't care
because you were so funny.Copy !req
1208. - Well, thank you, Jaymes.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1209. - Up next, LaLa Ri.Copy !req
1210. - Oh, yes.Copy !req
1211. - LaLa, I'm so happy
you're here.Copy !req
1212. My favorite line from
the girl group challenge was,Copy !req
1213. "I eat hot chicken
off diamond dishes."Copy !req
1214. - She do.
- Yes, she do.Copy !req
1215. - You were so powerful on
the stage in the group number.Copy !req
1216. There's, like, a crazy, cool,
sexy energy coming from you.Copy !req
1217. And you were one
of the standouts to me.Copy !req
1218. - Thank you.Copy !req
1219. - Your Famous Then,
oh, Diahann Carroll.Copy !req
1220. I mean,
what a beautiful homage.Copy !req
1221. Your Famous Now,
I think the issue I hadCopy !req
1222. with that outfit was
the letters should have lookedCopy !req
1223. a bit more put together.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1224. - But LaLa Ri tonight, this
is how you should always look.Copy !req
1225. Your pussy is fully stepped up.Copy !req
1226. - Yes, honey.Copy !req
1227. - Up next,
Monica Beverly Hillz.Copy !req
1228. - How great it is to see you.Copy !req
1229. Your Famous Then
inspired by Cleopatra,Copy !req
1230. I just thought it was
beautifully done.Copy !req
1231. I thought your Kim Petras
tribute was cute.Copy !req
1232. But I think the issue
for you is you're nervousCopy !req
1233. 'cause it's been a long-ass
time since you've been here.Copy !req
1234. I could feel it.
Like, when you were out thereCopy !req
1235. doing your thing, I could
see it and I could feel it.Copy !req
1236. So when you do that,
that makes us nervous.Copy !req
1237. - I'll tell you what I see.Copy !req
1238. I see somebody who is so readyCopy !req
1239. for this moment
in the spotlight,Copy !req
1240. who is so good
at what they do,Copy !req
1241. who needs to own this moment
with the world watching.Copy !req
1242. - It's just been a while.Copy !req
1243. And I really want this bad.Copy !req
1244. But I know that I am fierce,Copy !req
1245. I just have to fucking
go there, and that's it.Copy !req
1246. - Even though I could feel
that you were holding backCopy !req
1247. a little, you got on stage
after all this time,Copy !req
1248. and you did it,
and you are exquisite.Copy !req
1249. - This outfit is gorgeous.Copy !req
1250. Loved the Cleopatra look.Copy !req
1251. And I could tell
you were feeling it.Copy !req
1252. You found your light
in that costume.Copy !req
1253. You need to find that light
in every situation.Copy !req
1254. Thank you, Monica.
- Thank you, guys.Copy !req
1255. - Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.Copy !req
1256. Based on the judges' critiques,
I've made some decisions.Copy !req
1257. Kahanna Montrese,Copy !req
1258. condragulations, you are
the top All Star of the week.Copy !req
1259. You've won a cash prize
of $5,000.Copy !req
1260. Alexis Michelle,Copy !req
1261. Jaymes Mansfield,Copy !req
1262. LaLa Ri,Copy !req
1263. you are safe.Copy !req
1264. Darienne Lake,Copy !req
1265. Monica Beverly Hillz,Copy !req
1266. I'm sorry, my dears,
but you areCopy !req
1267. the bottom two All Stars
of the week.Copy !req
1268. Kahanna, you need to decideCopy !req
1269. which of the bottom queens
to eliminate tonightCopy !req
1270. should you win the lip syncCopy !req
1271. against a secret
lip-sync assassin.Copy !req
1272. The rest of you will cast
your votes for the bottom queenCopy !req
1273. you think should get the chop.Copy !req
1274. Thank you, All Stars.Copy !req
1275. You may leave the stage.Copy !req
1276. - I don't wanna
go home right now.Copy !req
1277. I have been waiting for this
moment for so many years,Copy !req
1278. and I have so much more
that I want to show.Copy !req
1279. - I'm in complete shock.Copy !req
1280. It's a terrifying thought
that you're gonnaCopy !req
1281. be the first to go home.Copy !req
1282. But I know that I deserve
to be here.Copy !req
1283. - This is the first vote
of the season,Copy !req
1284. and it's a lot harder than
I thought it was gonna be.Copy !req
1285. I love you.Copy !req
1286. Like, normally when it comes
to voting, I'm really good.Copy !req
1287. I'm very informed.Copy !req
1288. I've done my research.Copy !req
1289. - I love you.Copy !req
1290. - And usually,
when I have to vote,Copy !req
1291. it's not against friends.Copy !req
1292. - You're incredible,
and I hope you can forgive me.Copy !req
1293. - No matter
how your decision goes,Copy !req
1294. people are gonna feel
some type of way about it.Copy !req
1295. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
1296. - 'Cause you essentially have
to crush someone's dream.Copy !req
1297. And we all just gotta
prepare ourselves for that.Copy !req
1298. - Why don't we just take both?Copy !req
1299. - This is just me being
an honest friend.Copy !req
1300. Step your pussy up, bitch.Copy !req
1301. - I am going through it.Copy !req
1302. My strategy is,
I don't have one.Copy !req
1303. That's still
a work in progress.Copy !req
1304. Who do I go for?
I don't know.Copy !req
1305. But whatever I decide,Copy !req
1306. I set the course
for the rest of my game.Copy !req
1307. Welcome back.Copy !req
1308. Kahanna Montrese,Copy !req
1309. are you ready
to meet your opponent?Copy !req
1310. - Bring 'em on, baby.Copy !req
1311. - It's time to present
this week's lip-sync assassin.Copy !req
1312. - Oh.Copy !req
1313. - Who is that?Copy !req
1314. - Kenya Michaels.Copy !req
1315. - Ruveal yourself!Copy !req
1316. - Ooh, ooh.Copy !req
1317. - It's Valentina.
It's Valentina.Copy !req
1318. - That's my drag mama!Copy !req
1319. My drag mother, Aja!Copy !req
1320. Baby, she is a true
lip-sync assassin.Copy !req
1321. To try to keep up with her
is a task and a half,Copy !req
1322. so Kahanna better watch out.Copy !req
1323. - Welcome, Aja.Copy !req
1324. It is wonderful to have you
back where you belong.Copy !req
1325. - I heard the girls wanted
a battle tonight.Copy !req
1326. - Two queens stand before me.Copy !req
1327. Ladies, Aja holds the lipstickCopy !req
1328. of the queen that the group has
voted to send home.Copy !req
1329. If Aja wins the lip sync,Copy !req
1330. the queen on her lipstick
gets the chop.Copy !req
1331. Kahanna, this is your chance
to impress me,Copy !req
1332. win $10,000,Copy !req
1333. and earn the power to give one
of the bottom queens the chop.Copy !req
1334. The time has come
for you to lip-synchCopy !req
1335. for your legacy!Copy !req
1336. Good luck,Copy !req
1337. and don't fuck it up.Copy !req
1338. - To be or not to be?Copy !req
1339. Not!Copy !req
1340. Hold up.
Bring the beat back.Copy !req
1341. Wait.
Let me fix my hair.Copy !req
1342. Yes. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
1343. - Yes, Kahanna!
Word, mama!Copy !req
1344. - That was fun.Copy !req
1345. - Whoo.
Ladies, that was a close one.Copy !req
1346. I've made my decision.Copy !req
1347. Aja LaBeija,Copy !req
1348. condragulations,
you're a winner, baby.Copy !req
1349. - Oh, my God, bitch.Copy !req
1350. I won something.Copy !req
1351. - All Stars,Copy !req
1352. the $10,000 will roll over
to next week's tip.Copy !req
1353. - Like, 20 grand?Copy !req
1354. - $20,000, bitch.Copy !req
1355. - Kahanna, you are safe
to slay another day.Copy !req
1356. - Thank you, mama.Copy !req
1357. - You may step to the back
of the stage.Copy !req
1358. - Okay.
- Congratulations, Kahanna.Copy !req
1359. - You got that win, girl.Copy !req
1360. - Will the bottom queens
please step forward?Copy !req
1361. Now, before we reveal
who gets the chop,Copy !req
1362. I have exciting news to share.Copy !req
1363. - The twist.Copy !req
1364. - "RuPaul's Drag Race"
has the most devotedCopy !req
1365. fan base in the world.Copy !req
1366. And this season,Copy !req
1367. we're letting
their voices be heardCopy !req
1368. like never before.Copy !req
1369. I mentioned that this season,
there are two ways to win.Copy !req
1370. The first is
the traditional way,Copy !req
1371. where you snatch the crown
and $200,000.Copy !req
1372. And the second way gives
the eliminated queensCopy !req
1373. a chance to compete
in the online fame games.Copy !req
1374. Starting next week,
in "Untucked" and online,Copy !req
1375. we'll showcase the runway look
that tonight'sCopy !req
1376. eliminated queen would have
worn in that episode.Copy !req
1377. And each week thereafter,Copy !req
1378. we will continue
to feature the runway looksCopy !req
1379. of all the eliminated queens.Copy !req
1380. - Yes.
- Yes!Copy !req
1381. - Yay.Copy !req
1382. - And any additional contentCopy !req
1383. that the eliminated
queens wish to postCopy !req
1384. on their socials is up to them.Copy !req
1385. In the final days leading up
to the season's grand finale,Copy !req
1386. fans will vote
to determine which oneCopy !req
1387. of our eliminated
queens will win the titleCopy !req
1388. Queen of the Fame Games...Copy !req
1389. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
1390. - Plus, a cash prizeCopy !req
1391. of $50,000...Copy !req
1392. Courtesy of Sunday Riley.Copy !req
1393. Now, with great power comes
great responsibility.Copy !req
1394. Aja, which queen
has the group chosenCopy !req
1395. to get the chop?Copy !req
1396. - The group has spoken.Copy !req
1397. And the queen
that they have chosen is...Copy !req
1398. Monica Beverly Hillz.Copy !req
1399. - Oh.Copy !req
1400. - Congratulations.Copy !req
1401. - As it is written,
so it shall be done.Copy !req
1402. Monica Beverly Hillz,Copy !req
1403. you are and will always be
an All Star.Copy !req
1404. You may be leaving us tonight,Copy !req
1405. but the fame games have
just begun.Copy !req
1406. - I'm rooting for you.Copy !req
1407. - Now sashay away.Copy !req
1408. - Thank you.Copy !req
1409. I was not expecting
to go home first.Copy !req
1410. - Femme queen!Copy !req
1411. - But I believe
in the universeCopy !req
1412. and how it works.Copy !req
1413. Every diva got their day.Copy !req
1414. Happened to be mine.Copy !req
1415. - Love you, Monica.Copy !req
1416. - But, honey, I do know this,Copy !req
1417. I will be queen
of the fame game.Copy !req
1418. Gotta go.Copy !req
1419. Holla.Copy !req
1420. - Condragulations, All Stars.Copy !req
1421. Remember,
if you can't love yourself,Copy !req
1422. how in the hell are you gonna
love somebody else?Copy !req
1423. Can I get an amen up in here?Copy !req
1424. Amen!Copy !req
1425. - All right.
Now let the music play.Copy !req
1426. - Next time on "All Stars"...Copy !req
1427. You'll be starringCopy !req
1428. in the newest
sketch comedy show,Copy !req
1429. "RDR Live."Copy !req
1430. - Oh, Lord.Copy !req
1431. - We've got a great show!Copy !req
1432. - Ah!
- Everybody stay calm, okurrr?Copy !req
1433. - Let us soil you.Copy !req
1434. - I love it.
Do you love it?Copy !req
1435. - I love it!Copy !req
1436. - Girl, I see you talking shit.Copy !req
1437. - Bitch, she up here
trying to stir the pot.Copy !req
1438. I can't do this job
with this one no more.Copy !req
1439. I'm done.Copy !req
1440. - Ruveal yourself!Copy !req