RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 7x9

1. Previously onAll Stars...

2. Jaida has three stars.

3. Bitch, three stars.

4. What the hell? That's crazy.

5. Four challenges left.

6. Bitch, I need to win every week.

7. Four of the girls up in this werkroom

8. are going to the finale,

9. and I'm sitting here with one star.

10. I feel raggedy as hell.

11. For this week's maxi-challenge,

12. you'll be starring in the soon to be cult classic

13. Santa's School For Girls.

14. There are two people that still have not been blocked.

15. Leave me alone, please!

16. I don't trust any of you.

17. We want to make Christmas great again.

18. Hail, Santa! Hail, Santa!

19. So funny.

20. I can't imagine anyone else doing that role.

21. I was giving my boyfriend a frosty.

22. - Oh, come, all ye faithful.

23. It was hilar-i-ous.

24. The top two All Stars of the week are

25. The Vivienne and Raja.

26. Oh, my God!

27. You've each earned a legendary Legend Star.

28. This is your chance to win $10,000

29. and block one of your fellow queens.

30. Raja, con-drag-ulations.

31. - No way! - You're a winner.

32. With great power comes great responsibility.

33. Oh, man.

34. - Oh. - Oh.

35. Feeling it.

36. Feeling the fantasy.

37. Raja! Raja!

38. I'm so happy.

39. I just won my second star.

40. I'm at the place that I need to be at right now,

41. and I'm ecstatic.

42. This is exactly what I came for.

43. It was so fun to watch you do the lip sync.

44. Yes.

45. Well, the only reason that worked

46. is because that song was written in 1980.

47. So I had that much time to learn the lyrics.

48. And congratulations, Viv. You now have two stars.

49. I know.

50. I have clawed back the star that got blocked from me.

51. Yes.

52. - Look. - Oh, no.

53. I'm way too cute to be blocked today.

54. It's like blocking your little sister.

55. Why would you do that?

56. Oh.

57. I thought we were best friends.

58. Sit down. Sit your ass down.

59. So spill the tea.

60. Why did you choose Jaida to block?

61. Uh-huh.

62. I mean, come on.

63. It's easy.

64. She's got all the stars, you know.

65. And she's ahead in the game,

66. and that's just how it kind of worked.

67. So how's it feel?

68. Shitty.

69. You wanted to know all the secrets of the plunger.

70. Did you learn anything?

71. Well, that's what I wanted to talk y'all about.

72. This plunger holds as many secrets

73. as pieces of real jewelry I'm wearing right now,

74. which is none.

75. But being the girl that I am,

76. I'm gonna be a little messy and play with Raja

77. because that's what you getting for blocking my crazy ass.

78. Are there actual secrets?

79. Y'all would know if there's an advantage or not.

80. I wanna know what's going on when you get that plunger,

81. because those bitches know something.

82. Everybody here knows a secret but me.

83. I honestly feel like we should not block her.

84. Oh, I'm leaving.

85. Oh, my God, it's so dumb.

86. I hate it.

87. All right, so, Yvie,

88. how many stars do you have?

89. Let's do a count.

90. - Two and a half. - A half?

91. Yeah, because we're halfway between this week and next week

92. when I'm getting another star.

93. - Jinkxy-poo. - Two.

94. - Raj. - Two.

95. - Two. - Two.

96. Three and this.

97. Don't forget this. This is very important.

98. Me and Monét are sitting over here

99. on the one-star-alliance couch.

100. We got our Uber ratings back,

101. and we only got one star.

102. And it's now...

103. Week nine?

104. Are we already on week nine?

105. - Week nine. - Oh, my God.

106. We only have three more weeks left of this.

107. Oh, my God!

108. Let me tell you what.

109. This shit is hard.

110. We are getting closer to the finish line,

111. and the pressure is on, sweetie.

112. We're competing against seven other winners

113. week after week.

114. It's overwhelming at times.

115. Yvie, I don't know what part of her is what.

116. I thought that was your head down here.

117. I'm starting to think these girls

118. have lost their damn mind.

119. There is some people short-circuiting.

120. Oh!

121. Not only are there layers of clothing,

122. there's layers to the smells.

123. I smell corn chips.

124. Has this social experiment gone left?

125. No! It don't look good on you like it does on her.

126. - It's not the same. - Take this shit back, girl.

127. At this point, the inmates are running the asylum.

128. Oh, my God, I'm gonna piss my pants.

129. Ting.

130. The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

131. receives a one-year supply

132. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

133. a cash prize of $200,000,

134. and will be crowned queen of all queens,

135. with our extra-special guest judge Ben Platt.

136. Pew, pew, pew, pew.

137. Sexy, sensual.

138. - Sexual. - Sensual.

139. Good morning, countess.

140. It's a new week,

141. and we have been playing this game

142. for several many weeks now,

143. and I still only have one star.

144. It is really pissing me off.

145. I am very perturbed and disturbed.

146. I'm all the "urbs."

147. Hello, hello, hello.

148. Hi.

149. - Hi. - Werk.

150. Sparkles.

151. Ladykins, another day,

152. another chance to slay.

153. For this week's maxi-challenge

154. is a master class in branding

155. that mixes humor, personality,

156. and dance.

157. - Ooh. - Ooh.

158. You need to create your own

159. signature social media dance challenge

160. that's so enter-tainting it could go viral.

161. Now, you'll each choose a song

162. from my legendary library,

163. but the dance challenge

164. needs to be 100% you.

165. Now, to get a leg up on the competition,

166. feel free to use Snag Tights

167. to help you bust a move.

168. - Ooh. - Ooh.

169. Racers, start your engines,

170. and may the best legend win.

171. Yes! Come on.

172. Thank you.

173. Ooh!

174. Oh, my God.

175. Oh, my God, Trinity.

176. So for today's maxi-challenge,

177. we're creating a soon to be viral dance challenge.

178. I am very familiar

179. with dance challenges on social media.

180. Now, do I participate in them?

181. Fuck no.

182. I mean, the idea of dancing intimidates me always.

183. I'm trying to figure out what it is that I'm selling here.

184. You're very well known for your walks.

185. You could teach how to put dance into a runway walk.

186. - That's a good idea. - Yeah.

187. You know, you could incorporate

188. lifting a glass of wine.

189. - Wine. Right, right. - Yeah.

190. Praying to your crystals... kind of dance? Yeah.

191. Is that what you think I do?

192. I sit around and drink wine and pray to crystals?

193. And fashion walk down your hallway.

194. Let me write all this down.

195. What is everybody's brand?

196. I don't have bones in my body.

197. My brand is like a rich housewife from Liverpool

198. who made it big, went to Hollywood,

199. snorted all of her savings, and ended back up in Liverpool.

200. - Wow. Okay. All right. - That's the brand.

201. My brand is definitely funny.

202. I have a very urban brand.

203. - Okay. Yeah. - Very urban.

204. This challenge really is very simple,

205. but, you know, in my crazy mind,

206. I'm, like, is this too easy?

207. There should be something else I should be focusing on, right?

208. Like, well, am I forgetting something?

209. Well, I should do this.

210. Urban. Are we still using that word?

211. - Yes. - Okay, urban?

212. Only the urban people can use it.

213. I definitely know my brand, so I feel really good.

214. But, you know, I've felt good for eight weeks now.

215. Lord Jesus.

216. Jaida?

217. I think that I'm very beautiful and glamorous.

218. I don't like to do too much,

219. and I don't wanna work too hard,

220. and I don't think that people out there should either.

221. I'm gonna show them

222. exactly how to do, like, the diva dance.

223. That's good.

224. I just have three dance moves anyway,

225. so why not incorporate them in one little dance

226. for everybody to do?

227. What are those three?

228. My famous ass shake, which I call the washing machine,

229. something to do with my tuck, and then a hair flip.

230. I am very branded.

231. Hello. My brand is in my name.

232. I think yours would be wash my hairy tuck?

233. - It's not hairy.

234. Girl, I am so lost right now.

235. Like, I love dancing,

236. but I'm really not that hip with the viral video phenomenon.

237. I watch things that have to do with cats and nothing else.

238. Oo-aa-uugh!

239. Okay.

240. Sorry. I had to get my primal scream out.

241. Going viral takes a mix of personality,

242. and, like, comedy and memorability.

243. You wanna see something

244. that you can pass to your friends

245. and, like, oh, we have to learn how to do this dance.

246. It's so funny or it's so sickening

247. or it'll make our butts look so good.

248. What are you planning?

249. Wiggling my body a little.

250. Doing a few little wiggly motions

251. and then ending it with a back flip

252. and a neck-breaking twist,

253. and you're gonna snap and kersplat on the floor.

254. Whew. I may need to see a chiropractor

255. after I do this challenge, girl.

256. Are you okay?

257. The fuck are you doing?

258. Okay.

259. Fighting to stand out against seven other winners

260. is very hard.

261. At least now I know it's possible.

262. Let's face it. Most of my dance skills

263. are a bit antiquated these days.

264. What is that?

265. It's peanut butter.

266. I was testing to see if I could make and eat

267. a whole peanut butter sandwich

268. in a span of my four bars.

269. This might be a risk,

270. but I'm gonna trust my gut,

271. and my gut says feed me peanut butter.

272. You know, it's, like, remember the cinnamon challenge?

273. What is the cinnamon challenge?

274. Where you take a spoonful of cinnamon

275. - and try to swallow it. - Oh, yes. Right, right, right.

276. - Yes. - Werk.

277. You're making sandwiches with peanut butter,

278. and that's your brand?

279. Hey, you do you.

280. I hope you have a glass of milk.

281. It's gonna be a lot to swallow.

282. Raja, are you hungry?

283. No, angel, I'm good.

284. So are you allergic?

285. To peanuts? No.

286. I'm Southeast Asian.

287. We are not allergic to anything.

288. That's a white people thing.

289. - Okay.

290. Hey, ladykins.

291. - Hi. - Hi.

292. I have one thing to say.

293. Wagon Wheel Watusi!

294. - Okay, Viv, come on over. - How are you?

295. All right, so you've been a big winner here.

296. You have two legendary Legend Stars.

297. Two, but three times in the top two

298. - because I was blocked. - I see.

299. So I could have been tied with three stars.

300. Well, maybe this is your third lucky star.

301. Hopefully.

302. Tell me, how are you gonna make this

303. your third legendary Legend Star?

304. Well, I don't know if you've realized

305. I'm not the best dancer.

306. Well, you know, dancing on the upbeat

307. is white folks' prerogative.

308. Well, I'm gonna use that.

309. It's gonna be called

310. So You Know You Can't Dance Challenge Viveo.

311. See, now, that's great.

312. I love when people use their name

313. in a portmanteau and make a new word out of it.

314. You don't do that very often.

315. You got me, girl, you know.

316. But what I'm saying is that a "Viveo"

317. is so brilliant.

318. It performs well in the mouth.

319. I'm gonna leave that line alone.

320. You know, I've done branding before.

321. I have a beer out called Shea Coul-alé.

322. - Ooh, Shea Coul-alé? - Yes.

323. And I actually just released a shea-butter-based soap

324. called 100K.

325. I love that.

326. I've said for a long time, you know,

327. Shea Couleé is equal parts bougie and Vangie.

328. I can be Clair Huxtable,

329. but turn into Samuel L. Jackson if I need to.

330. - You understand? - Uh-huh. Yes.

331. So I titled mine The Shea'k Down.

332. The Shea'k Down. Nice.

333. - So you're gonna shake it down. - Yeah.

334. I'm just gonna go out there and shake my ass proper.

335. Yep.

336. And hopefully be able to shake y'all down

337. for a motherfucking legendary Legend Star

338. in this motherfucking werkroom!

339. One last thing before I forget.

340. Love your outfit.

341. Thank you. Thank you.

342. My God, it's like pulling teeth

343. to get a little bitty compliment around here.

344. Here. Let me just give you a legendary Legend Star now.

345. Now, listen, you have done

346. your fair share of marketing yourself.

347. Yeah, I changed my name to market myself.

348. It's worked.

349. When I changed my name to Trinity the Tuck,

350. I started selling tucking panties on my website,

351. and they sold out, like, constantly.

352. I love that.

353. They're used.

354. - Oh. - Yeah.

355. And they have a distinctive smell to them.

356. Is it a smell or more of an odor?

357. It is a fragrance.

358. - Yeah. Yeah.

359. Honestly, you don't need to go further

360. than Trinity the Tuck.

361. What dance does Trinity teach people?

362. The Tuck.

363. You are Trinity the Tuck.

364. What do I wanna see you do?

365. I wanna motherfucking see you tuck, bitch.

366. - Yeah. - I wanna see you tuck.

367. I'm gonna show you how to tuck.

368. Do your shit. Just be good.

369. Okay.

370. What a cute little outfit.

371. - Look at you. - I'm trying to do my best

372. to stand up to this amazing,

373. incredible, sparkling outfit of effervescence.

374. You know, when I think about you,

375. I think about—first of all, I think about Gumby.

376. - You know who that is? - Oh, yeah, yeah.

377. - He was one of my first idols. - Yes.

378. And also, I think about those signs

379. that they put the blowing things that—

380. Yeah, the whacky, wavey,

381. inflatable arm flailing tube people.

382. - Exactly.

383. I think you want to know who your consumer is

384. and what they want from you,

385. and then you wanna deliver that for them.

386. Your name already says what you are: Oddly.

387. How can you market Oddly?

388. What would people get out of buying some Oddly?

389. You know, the kids who really do identify with me,

390. I think what they wanna buy

391. is just a little bit of the confidence

392. in being weird and freaky.

393. Yes, exactly.

394. I think that's a great thing.

395. My brand is, like, the angsty, chaotic, messy teenager.

396. All of the people who really vibe with me

397. are these others and are these punks and are these rebels.

398. So my dance is embracing all of your oddities

399. and putting them in your boddities.

400. - Thank you, Ru. - Thank you.

401. Classic me, I have multiple ideas.

402. Yes, as multiple personalities should have multiple ideas.

403. I was thinking of making a dance

404. out of making a peanut butter sandwich.

405. Uh-huh.

406. Which is a little on the nose, but I was just thinking

407. if you make a peanut butter sandwich while you shimmy,

408. what would that look like?

409. I love sandwiches.

410. I don't eat a lot of them

411. because I have to take the bread off.

412. Yeah.

413. I'm willing to take the carbs for the team, so...

414. Yes! Yes!

415. So branding. What is your brand?

416. Part of the Jinkx Monsoon brand, you know, she's a lot of things.

417. She's a wannabe actress who hasn't quite made it,

418. but she's also a single mother

419. learning about current culture from her adult deadbeat son.

420. I'm actually bringing a little of that into this.

421. I'm sold. I'm sold.

422. I want a peanut butter and jelly.

423. No, I don't need the jelly.

424. - You don't need the jelly. - I don't need jelly.

425. And it must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake.

426. Jam don't shake. And, listen,

427. what you're selling isn't peanut butter sandwiches.

428. What you're doing, you're selling this concept,

429. this idea of what Jinkx is.

430. - So you know branding. - Uh-huh.

431. - You know how to dance. - Yes.

432. - That's what this challenge is. - Okay.

433. It's a branding dance challenge, you know?

434. What is your brand?

435. A big part of my brand is my charisma,

436. but also the way that I take that charisma

437. and infuse it with street smart and urbana.

438. I'm calling this dance The EX-Change,

439. but, like EX-Change.

440. - Uh-huh. - And the whole story about this

441. is that you go to the club, you know,

442. you look right, you smell right,

443. but your ex is at the club,

444. and you're trying to entice your ex.

445. But then you don't wanna confuse him,

446. so you gonna push him away, because you wanna play it cool.

447. You're like, well, yeah, I want it, but I'm cool,

448. so I'm gonna act like I don't want it.

449. Okay. Huh. I don't know

450. how you're gonna promote your brand

451. with a dance about enticing and pushing.

452. Because look—okay, if I were Monét X Change,

453. hmm. Uh, uh, uh.

454. Monét, Monét X Change, money.

455. Oh, it's gotta have some of this in it.

456. Ooh!

457. You know, it's gotta have some of this.

458. Got it.

459. Do I have to coach you kids on everything?

460. I think this case has been cracked.

461. Thank you, Ru. You're the best.

462. I have learned

463. in the 13 seasons I've done of this show

464. that when RuPaul giveth you a suggestion,

465. baby, you run to the bank and you take it.

466. Back to the drawing board.

467. All right, now we can get to dance.

468. It's time to film our dance challenge,

469. and I'm so pumped.

470. My body moves like nobody's does,

471. so I'm gonna help the kids

472. catch up on the one-two of the three-four.

473. Let's get at it.

474. Fierce, we are ready.

475. Where's the mark?

476. Okay, here.

477. Let's do a quick little walkthrough,

478. just for, like, cameras, so we've got it.

479. Ooh. Ooh.

480. I love sandwiches.

481. I feel like Ariana Grande.

482. Ariana Grandma.

483. You do it from this side to this side.

484. Hold it like this, where it'll unroll that way.

485. Yep, just like that.

486. - And then rip it? - Rip it, throw it.

487. Ugh!

488. Shake you down and five, six and cha-cha.

489. Girl.

490. Could I do voiceover for this?

491. Today I'm bringing you an all-new dance.

492. Let me do it again.

493. Step one: You always have to have a signature—

494. Can I try that all again? Sorry.

495. The "A" stands for...

496. I forgot.

497. Get out of the-

498. Hoobie-doobie-doobie-doo-boop.

499. Did we get it? Yeah?

500. Right, well—

501. Oh, did I lose a nail?

502. No, okay.

503. That was a little off.

504. Let's do it again.

505. You can be in it, just don't be enjoying it.

506. It's so much harder in a corset.

507. Ha ha!

508. Ha ha ha!

509. I just lost a shoe, that's all.

510. Yeah!

511. The old gal's still got it.

512. If y'all are happy with it, I'm happy with it.

513. - We're happy. - Wonderful.

514. That's it. That's a wrap. Everybody go home.

515. We done?

516. Can we go home now?

517. Sauvignon blanc?

518. Oh, here we are.

519. - You whore. - Wow.

520. Oh! Oh!

521. Are y'all making out? Uh-uh!

522. - I'm not making out with her. - That is nasty.

523. Today we get to see how our dance challenges turned out.

524. I'm excited to see everyone's.

525. I would love another star!

526. I want another star.

527. Bitch, shut up with your two-star-having ass.

528. I am feeling really good

529. about this viral dance challenge video.

530. It all looks so good, we look so fly, we look so crisp.

531. Can I just show y'all this?

532. Trinity made me this. It looks so cute on-screen.

533. I'm gonna keep on going with these positive vibes

534. and give myself positive affirmations

535. that today will be a starry night on the main stage.

536. What I was trying to do,

537. because I was, like, you know what?

538. This ain't gonna be simple.

539. I'm gonna give you some, like, Alvin Ailey choreo,

540. and I'm going to give it to you once,

541. and you're gonna pick it up and perform it and that is it.

542. Werk.

543. When I was younger,

544. I wished that I could be

545. an Alvin Ailey ballet dancer.

546. You know, for black dancers,

547. like, that is, like, the crème de la crème.

548. I only have these 90 seconds

549. because I have to go and do something else.

550. I cannot be here teaching you a dance all day.

551. You need to pick up the Shea'k Down,

552. and then you need to go.

553. My dance challenge

554. is my own little comedic Shea Couleé spin

555. on the elite, upper echelon dance company,

556. and I cannot wait to see people do the Shea'k Down.

557. When this is all said and done,

558. you and I need to do something together.

559. Monét and Shea, we'll figure it out.

560. - Mo'Shea? - Mo'Shea!

561. - Shea'Mo. Shea— - Sheanét. Sheanét.

562. Bitch, let me in on it.

563. Sheanétjai.

564. - Sheanétjai. - Sheanétjai.

565. Sheanétjai.

566. Yo, y'all, I don't think

567. the world would even be ready for Sheanétjai.

568. They would not be, girl.

569. How did your thing go?

570. Pretty good.

571. I guess if I had any worry, it's just that, you know,

572. there's a dance involved, but it's really not about the dance.

573. It's really about selling my comedy

574. and, like, the Jinkx Monsoon character.

575. But what I feel good about with the dance is

576. it feels like something that people might wanna recreate.

577. Or at least watch other people do it.

578. Yeah.

579. How about yours?

580. I felt great.

581. It's definitely my brand. There's enough humor in it.

582. I feel like it's— I feel like I could win.

583. But, you know, we've all just been slaying every single week,

584. so it's hard to tell.

585. It's the curse of an all winners season.

586. Yeah. We've all literally been so good.

587. So, okay, so Jaida's the only one with three stars.

588. Yeah, thanks to you.

589. - Oh, whatever.

590. If Shea and Monét win today,

591. then Jaida has three stars and everyone else has two.

592. Yeah.

593. But if anyone else wins today,

594. it's pretty much gonna, like—

595. Tip the bucket.

596. It'll tip the bucket.

597. So either Shea and Monét catch up today,

598. or two queens pull into the lead.

599. Yeah. It's definitely anyone's game still.

600. Now we've gotta go slap on some makeup and—

601. Slap on some greasepaint on this mug?

602. Hey, I need, like, a full outfit by tomorrow.

603. - Can you sew it for me? - I sure can. Yeah.

604. Actually, I can.

605. How you feeling, Miss Monét?

606. I'm feeling good, Miss Vivienne.

607. How did your rolly-pollys go?

608. My rolly-pollys are breaking through America.

609. That's gonna be a new sex position.

610. Girl, it probably is right now already.

611. So, ladies, if you're in the top this week,

612. who do you block?

613. Ooh.

614. I would be pissed if I got blocked this week,

615. being so close to the finale.

616. Damn, bitch, I was blocked two times in a row.

617. That would definitely be, like, wait a minute.

618. That would be a gag, hmm?

619. Well, I would be the next to be blocked, wouldn't I be?

620. Because I've never been.

621. I'd like to think I am.

622. Having a plunger, you get to know, like,

623. all kinds of secrets and stuff, so I want that.

624. I'm almost at the point where I'm, like,

625. well, maybe I don't want a star as much as I wanna be blocked.

626. Who's gonna be top two?

627. - Me. - Who's gonna fist fight?

628. - Me. - Me.

629. Who's just gonna fist?

630. - Me. - Me.

631. Whoo!

632. I'm going Looney Tunes again.

633. I've got two settings: Looney Tunes

634. or emotional breakdown.

635. Is there an "off" setting?

636. Yes, Ma. Whoo!

637. Whoo!

638. Welcome to the main stage

639. of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, All Winners.

640. She's a hoofer with a heart of gold.

641. It's Michelle Visage.

642. Aw, that's so cute.

643. You think I have a heart.

644. Style superstar Carson Kressley.

645. Carson, what is your signature move?

646. Oh, Ru, I do a mean hand jive.

647. I learned it in the parking lot at Arthur Murray.

648. Oh, I know that dance!

649. And it's the show-stopping Ben Platt. Welcome!

650. Thank you so much for having me.

651. I've truly peaked as a person,

652. and I'm just done after today.

653. This week we challenged our queens

654. to create dance challenge videos.

655. And tonight on the runway,

656. category is What Lies Beneath,

657. where our All Stars need to serve several many reveals.

658. Racers, start your engines,

659. and may the best Legend win.

660. Up first, Shea Couleé.

661. Come up and pluck me some time.

662. I am giving you

663. a starlet from the 1930s,

664. sensual disrobing.

665. - Oh! - Mmm.

666. Lady slings the blues.

667. Going to have a romantic romp

668. with her lover, Marlene Dietrich.

669. You didn't know that she swayed that way, did ya?

670. Ooh!

671. Oh, my goodness.

672. Ooh, I think it's a blue moon.

673. From daytime to ho in two simple changes.

674. Up next, it's Jaida Essence Hall.

675. It's cold in here.

676. There must be some Jaidas in the atmosphere.

677. I think she's suffering

678. from seasonal drag disorder.

679. Jaida; I'm feeling the fantasy right now,

680. just walking down this runway.

681. I have a lot of moving parts to this look.

682. Spring has sprung!

683. I wanted the reveals to be all a part of the same garment.

684. Look at those dresses.

685. Summer here, summer there.

686. I'm very frond of this print.

687. I am serving you all the four seasons,

688. because, baby, I am a queen of all seasons.

689. Oh, my goodness!

690. Gorgeous.

691. Unbe-leaf-able.

692. We're gonna need a rake.

693. Up next, it's The Vivienne.

694. Bernadette? Meryl?

695. I'm this haggard old witch, and then boom,

696. the most beautiful queen you've ever seen.

697. Out of the closet and Into the Woods.

698. She can come into my woods any day.

699. There we go.

700. Frock off.

701. I'm feeling every princess fantasy

702. in this blue and green lamé

703. that was stolen from a production ofWicked,

704. and I feel gorgeous.

705. Into the Woodsof New Jersey.

706. Raja.

707. I see some pink flam-ing-ho.

708. Ooh, I suddenly see more.

709. My outfit is resort wear obviously.

710. It's made for warm weather.

711. It's like she rolled around in all of Boca Raton.

712. Yes, she did.

713. This is also for someone

714. who enjoys a glimpse of psychedelics in her life.

715. So it's florals, but florals on another planet.

716. I think my shrooms just kicked in.

717. - That's one fly trap. - Uh-huh.

718. Yvie Oddly.

719. Ooh, look, it's Twiggy.

720. I am inching down the runway

721. in my little cocoon,

722. and then I'm being dissected,

723. and you can see all of my slimy goo

724. that was going to turn me into a beautiful moth,

725. but you clearly don't care about my lifecycle.

726. Larvae, you stay.

727. - Oh! - Oh!

728. Here's more reveal for your reveal.

729. Here's my face. You are lucky to see it today.

730. Yeah, now go back to the tequila bottle

731. that you came out of.

732. Jinkx Monsoon.

733. Picasso she betta don't.

734. Somebody used starch.

735. I am not known as a reveal queen.

736. - Oh. Oh! - Wait!

737. Is that Jinkx or Monét?

738. But I thought it would be really cool and fun

739. to go on a tour of significant art movements.

740. And, yes, that's my face on my skirt.

741. It's a real work of art.

742. - Oh. - Oh!

743. Is anyone else feeling ver-Klimt?

744. I am!

745. This is my favorite dress of the four,

746. so I made sure it went last

747. so that I could spend the most time in it.

748. You know, the worst part about museums

749. is that you can't buy anything.

750. Buy? She got a five-finger discount.

751. Monét X Change.

752. I'm here taking you on a journey of Black empowerment.

753. We are starting with Harriet Tubman.

754. Then second is a little Black Panther moment.

755. Ooh, yes, there is an actual Panther on the runway!

756. And I feel like I'm giving seventies

757. paired with these cornrows and this beret.

758. Mmm, she looks good, honey.

759. She ready to fight.

760. Ooh!

761. Yes!

762. The fight still continues,

763. because none of us are free until we're all free.

764. Trinity the Tuck.

765. Y'all, I think

766. she's been pollinated a few many times.

767. - Oh! - Hello!

768. Rosehips are so healthy for you.

769. They are, Carson.

770. Oh, girl, I am the queen

771. of the pussy reveal, bitch.

772. I should have been a burlesque dancer,

773. which is just a fancy word for stripper.

774. One in the pink, two in the pink.

775. Welcome, ladykins.

776. That was spectacular.

777. It's time now for the judges' critiques.

778. Up first, Shea Couleé.

779. Hi.

780. Let's take a look at your dance challenge video.

781. And five, six, seven, eight,

782. and tendu, tendu, tendu,

783. rond de jambe,

784. and tendu, tendu, tendu,

785. rond de jambe.

786. Hi. I'm Shea Couleé, but you already knew that.

787. I'm best known for being a successful Legend, model,

788. actress, philanthropist, and now choreographer.

789. Now I'm bringing you

790. the dance craze that's sweeping the world.

791. It's called the Shea'k Down.

792. Yes!

793. I wanted to create a dance that was accessible

794. to anyone who was top of their class at Alvin Ailey.

795. So just follow these few short steps,

796. and you too can do the Shea'k Down.

797. And Shea'ky Down and Shea'ky Down

798. and Shea'ky, boom.

799. Cha-cha, bitch.

800. Rakakakakakakaka, boom, boom, boom, pow.

801. Cha, cha, cha-cha, bitch.

802. And boop kakaka brap-bah-bah.

803. Cha, cha, cha-cha, bitch.

804. Shea, that was so fun,

805. giving me your best Debbie Allen.

806. It was a dance

807. that I could actually see myself learning how to do.

808. What I really appreciated

809. is that you actually put a cha-cha in there.

810. Yes!

811. I think you have this ability of playing someone

812. that's, like, comically holier than thou,

813. but there's so much humanity and warmth underneath

814. that I never feel put off.

815. It's a beautiful combination that you have.

816. It's very special to you.

817. Thank you.

818. I love this look.

819. I love 1920s, 1930s glamour.

820. You know, I'm a sucker for a giant marabou dressing jacket.

821. The hair and the makeup is, like, beyond.

822. What I loved the most, the reveal on this little dress

823. when you turned around.

824. Oh, this old thing?

825. Yes, that old thing!

826. There were four reveals.

827. Well, if ya got it...

828. - Throw it. - That's right.

829. Always worked for me.

830. That is right,

831. because if I can't sell it, I'm gonna sit on it.

832. - All right, thank you, Shea. - Thank you.

833. Up next, the four seasons of Jaida Essence Hall.

834. Let's take a look at your dance challenge video.

835. Hey, bitch, I'm Jaida Essence Hall,

836. the Essence of Beauty obviously.

837. Everybody knows me for being a confident, sickening diva,

838. and you wanna know a secret?

839. You can be, too.

840. All you have to do is follow these easy instructions

841. for the diva's essential dance challenge.

842. Somebody get this goddamn fur!

843. Step 1: You always have to have a signature strut.

844. Walk it out with me.

845. One, two, three, four.

846. Step 2: You always have to look out for the paparazzi.

847. You're a world-famous star.

848. No! No!

849. Stop following me! Ha!

850. Step 3: If you're anything like me,

851. talented and beautiful,

852. the paparazzi will never stop,

853. so you might as well give 'em a show.

854. One, two.

855. Whew, girl, being a diva's not easy.

856. Can somebody please bring me a fan and a drink?

857. Thank you so much.

858. Oh, my God.

859. Step 4: When you're done,

860. create the perfect distraction to get out of the spotlight.

861. Look over there! Look over there!

862. And go!

863. - Jaida, that was funny. - Thank you.

864. And incorporating your "look over there" into your dance,

865. very smart.

866. - Thank you. - That was very on-brand for you,

867. that you are this fierce diva.

868. And then I also did love

869. that kind of nutmeg spice kind of color story

870. you had going on with the wig and the dress.

871. It was very contemporary.

872. I love fall.

873. It looked super chic on you.

874. And the looks are insane. They were so impressive.

875. The fact that they all were sort of floor length

876. is so satisfying to me,

877. because when you under-dress so many things,

878. we know they're coming, and we kind of expect

879. that it's gonna get kind of tinier and tinier.

880. But the fact that they all were just these fully realized gowns,

881. one, two, three, four, was, like, really mesmerizing.

882. - Thank you. - Next we've got The Vivienne

883. all the way from the UK.

884. Hello, guvna.

885. 'Allo, guvna.

886. Let's take a look at your dance challenge.

887. Hey, it's The Viv on The Viveo.

888. Welcome to my new Viveo.

889. Can't dance? Who cares?

890. Because you're watching The Viveo!

891. Don't forget to subscribe to The Viveo,

892. The Viveo, The Viveo, The Viveo.

893. Move number one, the Rolly Polly.

894. Oh... ugh.

895. Move number two, the Teddy Bear Roll

896. Oh... ugh!

897. Move number three, the M.A.C.Y,

898. which is basically the YMCA

899. that I've rechoreographed myself.

900. M-A-C-Y,

901. or wherever the letters go.

902. And you always wanna end such a fabulous dance

903. with a high kick.

904. Ugh! Fuck.

905. Hungry? Get The Viveo Eats.

906. Somewhere to be?

907. Order The Viveo Rides.

908. Or just plain horny?

909. Try The Viveo X.

910. Branding, branding, branding.

911. I wanna dial up The Viveo.

912. Is that what the kids do, dial it up?

913. Well, um, yeah.

914. - Well, yeah, yeah. - Yeah.

915. Where I couldn't wait to learn Shea's dance,

916. I literally would never learn your dance.

917. Go on, give it a go.

918. But that's part of the fun of it.

919. That's part of the absurdity and the comedy of it all.

920. I am captain of the theater nerds,

921. and so I love the Into the Woodsallusion.

922. I'm kind of drawn to what's happening here.

923. It's just so unbelievably beautiful,

924. and I'm so lucky to see it in person.

925. And then I loved that we got the add-in layer

926. once we did the transformation of the witch

927. and we got that beautiful moment.

928. Then we got this added kind of super-trooper, like, layer

929. with the boots that I really loved,

930. and it was just a pleasure to watch.

931. Thank you. I love your pearl necklace.

932. Oh, thank you so much.

933. It's not my first.

934. - Hi-ee. - Hi-ee.

935. Let's take a look at your dance challenge video.

936. Oh, God.

937. Hi, everyone, it's Raja.

938. I'm just here to check in on you.

939. I realize that life

940. can be very frustrating and challenging at times.

941. May I suggest that you do the Raja?

942. The "R" stands for "Radial Radiance."

943. I believe that you should radiate happiness

944. and choose joy at all times.

945. The "A" is for "Affirmations."

946. Give yourself some love affirmations.

947. Mm.

948. "J" is for "Joy!"

949. Jump for joy, honey!

950. Choose joy. Be joyful.

951. It's all about the joy!

952. And the final "A" is for "Awakening."

953. Perhaps if you combine all of these together,

954. you may have your own awakening.

955. Now from the top!

956. That was fun.

957. That was fun.

958. You were giving us, like, a New-Age Macarena.

959. There you go.

960. It's not about the dancing, it's about the branding,

961. and it was very, very you, and it was very on-brand.

962. This runway was so amazing.

963. It was so colorful.

964. And then the rhinestones,

965. and the giant rhinestone flamingo on your head,

966. and then taking it off to this Venus flytrap onesie

967. with these bright pink ruffled gloves,

968. it's just magical.

969. I love, like, a controlled chaos,

970. so I was able to enjoy the kind of feast,

971. because no matter where I look,

972. there's something really particular and deliberate

973. that I really love.

974. And your eyes are so gorgeous.

975. Cool. Thank you.

976. Cool.

977. Wow, this outfit.

978. You are one twisted bitch.

979. I microdose.

980. Well, that explains everything.

981. - Thank you, Raja. - Thank you.

982. Up next, it's Yvie Oddly.

983. Well, howdy.

984. All right, let's take a look at your dance challenge video.

985. Howdy, y'all, I'm Yvie Oddly.

986. You might recognize me

987. as that moldy pack of fruit snacks underneath your bed.

988. But today, I'm here to show you how to do the Odd-Bod.

989. Now, whether you're a quiet queerdo, a simple cynic,

990. or just another Jehovah's Witness,

991. this groove is sure to help you be the freak you need.

992. The first move we're gonna do is called the Angsty Teen.

993. So you're gonna put your feet right together,

994. stick your hands in your pockets,

995. and hunch your shoulders

996. to take up less space in the world.

997. Then you're feel your feels over here,

998. feel your feels to the back,

999. and feel your feels over there.

1000. Then you're gonna get your hands outta those sticky pockets.

1001. And now we realize we're covered in so much goop

1002. we have to laugh about it.

1003. Oh, this is so funny!

1004. But all that laughing has made you hungry,

1005. hungry for freedom.

1006. So you're gonna feed the freak you need.

1007. Eat it, and once that freak is free, it's gonna go wild!

1008. And that's how you do the Odd-Bod.

1009. Are you ready?

1010. My God, that is so good.

1011. Representing for our queerdos out there.

1012. I have a lot of experience with angsty teens

1013. with Dear Evan Hansen.

1014. You'd be very popular with that demographic.

1015. And the joke about the fruit snacks under the bed,

1016. there's only so many artists in the world

1017. that would A, think of that joke,

1018. and B, say it about themselves.

1019. I just think it was really strange

1020. and had this X factor that is very Yvie.

1021. Thank you.

1022. This look, I love that it's kind of like a bandage dress,

1023. but it's a jumpsuit.

1024. It's like a larvae leje, instead of arrivé.

1025. I love where the stones are placed.

1026. I think it's all really strategic.

1027. The makeup, again,

1028. you're giving us looks this season with your face

1029. that I've never seen you do before.

1030. Thank you.

1031. All right, thank you, Yvie.

1032. Up next, it's Jinkx Monsoon.

1033. Let's take a look at your dance challenge video.

1034. Oh, hello!

1035. I'm Jinkx Monsoon, and I'm not just

1036. an internationally tolerated drag superstar,

1037. I'm also a mom.

1038. Mama loves you, baby.

1039. I'm doing a thing.

1040. I'm also a vibrant, vital, sexually active woman.

1041. Mom, eew!

1042. I have sex! Get over it!

1043. Today I'm going to teach you a sensual and useful dance

1044. to attract the attention of your adult son's male friends.

1045. It's time to learn how to make PB sando like a cool mom,

1046. in a dance I call the Monsoon Munchie.

1047. Step 1: Shimmy on into that PB.

1048. Scoop it, slap it, and pull.

1049. Step 2: Just repeat everything you just did.

1050. Step 3 is spread, spread, spread.

1051. Now you're gonna put that knife down, grab the bread,

1052. slap it down, and you're ready to munchie.

1053. Because if your kid wants a snack,

1054. he can get a goddamn job!

1055. Oh, Jinkx, you twisted bitch.

1056. Everything you did was funnier than the next.

1057. You made a dance out of putting peanut butter on a sandwich,

1058. exploiting your stoner child.

1059. You look stunning in that video.

1060. You were giving us Real Drag Wives of Beverly Hills

1061. in that Versace onesie with the glittery jacket.

1062. You gave us everything we asked for:

1063. comedy, on-brand, dance moves.

1064. Tonight for you, tour de farce.

1065. You can use that for a show name.

1066. I just want 1.7%.

1067. - And then the look,

1068. it was pretty much the most exciting for me,

1069. because for the seven weeks

1070. that I attended college before I dropped out,

1071. I was an art history major.

1072. And once I knew what the concept was,

1073. I just couldn't wait to see what the next look was,

1074. and each one kept topping the one before.

1075. It was just incredibly impressive,

1076. and I just think

1077. you're one of the funniest people that I know,

1078. and I'm happy to watch it.

1079. Thank you, Jinkx.

1080. Up next, Monét X Change. Mm.

1081. Let's take a look at your dance challenge video.

1082. Hey, y'all, it's your girl Monét X Change here,

1083. and today I'm about to teach y'all a dance

1084. that you do when you try to get paid, boo.

1085. And it's called the Monét, Monét, Monét.

1086. Picture it. It's 11:59 on a Thursday,

1087. and you know fo sho that Theresa up in accounting

1088. finally got your number right,

1089. and your direct deposit is hitting in one minute.

1090. Or you a drag queen, a stripper, a midwife,

1091. whatever your job is,

1092. you are finally gonna get a fat hundred-dollar-bill tip.

1093. This the dance you do when you 'bout to get paid, boo.

1094. Step number one, you gonna bring it down,

1095. just like that, uh.

1096. Bring it down just like that, yeah.

1097. Step number two, you gonna flip it and pass it around,

1098. just like that, uh.

1099. Pass it around just like that, uh.

1100. And number three, you gonna go down even further.

1101. We gonna just pass it to everybody up in the club

1102. just like that.

1103. See that?

1104. One, two, three, four, five, yes!

1105. One, two, three, four, five, aow!

1106. All right, yeah.

1107. All right, bitch, it's Friday night, you just got paid.

1108. Grab your friends and let's do the Monét, Monét, Monét.

1109. Hit it!

1110. Wow!

1111. Looking like the Green Giant from around the way.

1112. Green hair, green dress,

1113. singing about green, green, green.

1114. And we all love money and we all love Monét.

1115. That was a dance that I could see totally being a thing.

1116. Your energy in the video,

1117. I just felt, like, in such good hands,

1118. and I was just along for the ride,

1119. and I think it's a really viral, marketable idea

1120. to have a dance online where when people get paid.

1121. Tonight on the runway,

1122. part of drag is being able to deliver a conscious message,

1123. and it was very powerful tonight.

1124. Starting out as Harriet Tubman, becoming a Black Panther,

1125. and then this message is powerful, important, relevant,

1126. and we should never stop saying it.

1127. It's an honor that you wore that.

1128. Thank you, Michelle.

1129. We have a platform,

1130. and we get to speak about things that are important,

1131. and you did it so well, so beautiful.

1132. - Thank you, Ru. - Thank you, Monét.

1133. Up next, it's Trinity the Tuck.

1134. Let's take a look at your video.

1135. Hi, I'm Trinity the Tuck,

1136. and you know me as the best tuck in the business.

1137. Not because I have the best tuck,

1138. but because it's in my name, and that's called "branding."

1139. You've seen my tucking tutorial, you've heard my tucking song,

1140. and I've sold thousand of tins of tucking panties

1141. all across the state of Florida.

1142. And now I'm bringing you something

1143. that you can take to the dance floor:

1144. the tucking dance challenge.

1145. The first step is called the grip-and-rip.

1146. You're gonna grip it and rip it.

1147. Grip it and rip it, grip it and rip it,

1148. and then realize this is too much tape.

1149. The next step is you're gonna tuck it and pull it,

1150. and if you're wondering what that is,

1151. well, just look in the mirror while you do it.

1152. It's pretty self explanatory.

1153. So after that, your gonna stick it, and stick it good.

1154. Ooh, it's gonna hurt.

1155. Then you're gonna bring that ass to the front,

1156. and you're gonna squeeze and pump, pump, pump, pump.

1157. I know you're good at that.

1158. Now come around and it's the realness.

1159. I live!

1160. And now, let's wrap it up with duct tape

1161. and put it all together.

1162. Girl, I live!

1163. That's stupid!

1164. I live!

1165. The video is so hilarious.

1166. Obviously I've watched you for a long time,

1167. and this tuck motif is so specific and so you.

1168. And you worry that if it's that every time,

1169. that it will get repetitive,

1170. but you keep finding executions within it

1171. that make it feel new every time.

1172. This beautiful burlesque number that you gave us on the runway,

1173. oh, my goodness, it was so beautifully made,

1174. so deliciously executed.

1175. Look at the flowers in your hair, and these—

1176. I know these probably come off too on a different day.

1177. Do they, or do they—

1178. I mean, they can. Ben?

1179. We live!

1180. And that's branding!

1181. Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough.

1182. While you untuck in the werkroom,

1183. the judges and I will deliberate.

1184. You may leave the stage.

1185. Great, bitch.

1186. - That's branding.

1187. Now, we need to find the top two All Stars of the week,

1188. and it's never easy.

1189. So just between us squirrel friends,

1190. whaddaya think, Michelle Visage?

1191. I don't know if I have enough words

1192. to describe how much I loved Jinkx's viral dance video.

1193. She went joke after joke after joke.

1194. I mean, as a cool mom myself,

1195. the video really resonated with me.

1196. The video is, like, the best SNL audition I've ever seen,

1197. like, and also a fantastic viral dance video,

1198. and also, like, a character study.

1199. Like, it was unbelievable.

1200. Just brilliant. The kid is brilliant.

1201. And on the runway, guys, she did four different styles of art

1202. and four different styles of outfits.

1203. - It was remarkable. - Mm-hmm.

1204. To me, the strongest of the night.

1205. And then I really enjoyed Yvie's viral dance video.

1206. She made it fun, and I thought it was super cute,

1207. and she looked super cute.

1208. I agree. I loved Yvie's video, the strangeness of her humor.

1209. She's a moldy fruit snack under the bed that we all love.

1210. Tonight on the runway, I think the idea of this was amazing.

1211. It's super Yvie.

1212. And the retractable Phantom of the Operamask,

1213. like, so many things that are only Yvie that I really loved.

1214. Shea Couleé, her dance video was so good,

1215. with a dance that was so danceable and so cute.

1216. I loved the outfit that she was wearing,

1217. I loved the head wrap that she had on.

1218. It was on-brand, it was fun,

1219. it was funny, it was gorgeous to look at.

1220. And then she had the nerve

1221. to come out here in that gorgeous blue ensemble,

1222. and then an assless gown.

1223. I've never seen an assless gown.

1224. I was, like, groundbreaking!

1225. - Mm-hmm. - I'll take it.

1226. She looked unbelievable.

1227. I mean, blue is her color, I'll tell you that.

1228. Oh, I loved Shea.

1229. I think that Monét, Monét, Monétwas so good

1230. because it was so concise, she had a great concept.

1231. And that dance was amazing.

1232. That dance will be viral.

1233. And then her runway.

1234. Drag is an art form,

1235. and when you can use that to make people aware

1236. and do it in a way that we wanna take it in

1237. and be like, yeah, I get it, that's a real gift.

1238. I love a statement.

1239. That's what drag is all about,

1240. and I thought this was absolutely amazing.

1241. Each of the three looks also aesthetically was fantastic.

1242. It's nice that the aesthetic and the craft

1243. met how great the message was.

1244. The thing I'm most proud of with Monét

1245. is that she has found her right rhythm.

1246. She looked like a huge star,

1247. and that's what it's all about.

1248. She has really reached her peak.

1249. Silence!

1250. I think I've heard enough.

1251. Bring back my Legends.

1252. Welcome back, ladies.

1253. Based on your dance challenge performances

1254. and your What Lies Beneath runway presentations,

1255. I've made some decisions.

1256. The top two All Stars of the week are...

1257. Jinkx Monsoon

1258. and Monét X Change.

1259. Con-drag-ulations.

1260. You've won a cash prize of $5,000

1261. courtesy of Snag Tights,

1262. and you've both earned a legendary Legend Star.

1263. Praise the Lord.

1264. Which brings you one step closer to the grand finale

1265. Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown for the crown.

1266. Ladies, the rest of you may take a seat.

1267. Thank you.

1268. Two legends stand before me.

1269. For the first time in Drag Raceherstory,

1270. you were asked to prepare

1271. a spoken word lip sync performance

1272. of a classic scene from Designing Women.

1273. Cool. Hah.

1274. Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,

1275. win $10,000, and earn the power

1276. to block one of your fellow queens

1277. from receiving a legendary Legend Star next week.

1278. The time has come...

1279. for you to lip sync...

1280. for your legacy!

1281. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1282. Excuse me. Aren't you Marjorie Leigh Winick,

1283. the current Miss Georgia World?

1284. Why, yes, I am.

1285. I'm Julia Sugarbaker,

1286. Suzanne Sugarbaker's "sister."

1287. I couldn't help overhearing part of your conversation.

1288. Well, I'm sorry. I didn't know anyone was here.

1289. Yes, and I gather from your comments

1290. there are a couple of other things

1291. you don't know, Marjorie.

1292. For example, you probably didn't know

1293. that Suzanne was the only contestant

1294. in Georgia pageant history

1295. to sweep every category except congeniality.

1296. That is not something

1297. the women in my family aspire to anyway.

1298. That's—that's really not—

1299. Or that when she walked down the runway in her swimsuit,

1300. five contestants quit on the spot.

1301. Or that when she emerged from the isolation booth

1302. to answer the question, "What would you do to prevent war?"

1303. she spoke so eloquently of patriotism, battlefields,

1304. and diamond tiaras, grown men wept.

1305. And you probably didn't know, Marjorie,

1306. that Suzanne was not just any Miss Georgia.

1307. She wasthe Miss Georgia.

1308. She didn't twirl just a baton.

1309. That baton was on fire.

1310. And when she threw that baton into the air,

1311. it flew higher, further, faster

1312. than any baton has ever flown before,

1313. hitting a transformer

1314. and showering the darkened arena with sparks!

1315. And when it finally did come down, Marjorie,

1316. my sister caught that baton,

1317. and 12,000 people jumped to their feet

1318. for sixteen and one half minutes

1319. of uninterrupted, thunderous ovation,

1320. as flames illuminated her tear-stained face.

1321. And that, Marjorie,

1322. just so you will know,

1323. and your children will someday know,

1324. is the night the lights went out in Georgia.

1325. I'm sorry. I didn't know.

1326. Well, now you do.

1327. Ladies, I've made my decision.

1328. Monét X Change, con-drag-ulations.

1329. You've won a cash tip of $10,000.

1330. Thank you, Ru.

1331. Jinkx Monsoon, you are safe to slay another day.

1332. You may step to the back of the stage.

1333. Queens, please join Monét on the main stage.

1334. Monét X Change, with great power comes great responsibility.

1335. Using the Platinum Plunger...

1336. Show us which queen you've chosen to block.

1337. Yes, Mother.

1338. Girl, time is a-tickin'.

1339. We are so close to the finale.

1340. Listen, it's $200,000 at stake,

1341. and I am not playing with these ho's.

1342. You smell lovely.

1343. Thank you.

1344. - Today. - Oh.

1345. - Shwah, shwah, shwah. - Shwah, shwah.

1346. Shwah?

1347. Essence of beauty.

1348. - I agree. - Thank you.

1349. Thanks, girl, you look good.

1350. Sheady Couleédy.

1351. Girl... not yet.

1352. Ooh!

1353. Shwah, shwah, shwah.

1354. Shwah, shwah, shwah, shwah, shwah, shwah.

1355. Oh, no!

1356. You're blocked, my dear.

1357. Raja, next week you can compete and even win,

1358. but Monét has blocked you

1359. from earning a legendary Legend Star.

1360. Thank you.

1361. Now, remember, if you can't love yourself,

1362. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

1363. - Can I get an "amen" up in here? - Amen!

1364. All right. Now let the music play!

1365. Next time onAll Stars...

1366. Cunts.

1367. Shame on them.

1368. Shame on all of them!

1369. For this week's maxi-challenge,

1370. you'll take turns roasting each other to a crisp

1371. for the Kennedy Davenport Center Honors Hall of Shade.

1372. Wow.

1373. I mean, I would love to hopefully be in the top

1374. again this week, but who knows?

1375. I mean, top, shmop.

1376. It all comes down to these last two weeks

1377. to secure a spot in the finale.

1378. Like, that's wild.

1379. I am so honored to be here tonight at this imaginary event.

1380. Viv has done so much ketamine,

1381. people are betting on her at the Kentucky Derby.

1382. Yvie, don't let anyone ever tell you you're not pretty.

1383. You're not, but don't let them tell you.