RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 7x6

1. Previously onAll Stars...

2. For this week's maxi-challenge,

3. you need to write and deliver

4. an uplifting commencement speech

5. for all the drag-uates around the world.

6. The graduating class

7. of whatever year you're watching this on YouTube.

8. It was just funny and smart

9. and the way Jinkx does things.

10. 'Cause we're all gonna die.

11. Your speech was such a great departure

12. from the tone that had already been set.

13. The top two All Stars of the week are

14. Jinkx Monsoon and Raja.

15. You've each earned two legendary Legend Stars,

16. one to keep, and one star to give away.

17. This is your chance to win $10,000

18. and earn the power

19. to block one of your fellow queens.

20. Jinkx Monsoon, con-drag-ulations.

21. You're a winner, baby.

22. With great power comes great responsibility.

23. You're blocked!

24. - Aah! - Yas!

25. - Girl.

26. Guess what?

27. Yes!

28. Yay!

29. Legendary Legend Star, I got one.

30. I'm here.

31. I'm playing the game.

32. Watch out, because I am here to slay.

33. Okay?

34. Congratulations to the two winners!

35. Raja, you finally got your first star.

36. - Congratulations! - I'm so happy.

37. - I'm overjoyed. - I'm overjoyed.

38. It's the Botox!

39. Jinkx, you're the frontrunner with two.

40. Two fucking stars, whore.

41. Feels pretty good. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.

42. It feels great, but, you know,

43. we're gonna be giving away a star each,

44. so I'm not gonna be the only one with two stars for long.

45. Oh, that's true.

46. - Ooh! - Oh!

47. Donatella!

48. The Real Housewives of Liverpool.

49. Did they take your plunger?

50. Yeah!

51. Oh, bitch, where was that, in your ass?

52. I sat on it and it disappeared.

53. But thank you, Jinkx. I was expecting it.

54. - You were? - I was.

55. After the moment that we had when I was that I was probably—

56. Oh, no, it wasn't that.

57. I mean, like, it would make sense if it was that.

58. But, like, I feel like you've been on a very steady incline,

59. and I honestly thought

60. it just as easily could have been Raja and you tonight.

61. And I'm like, A, I wanna do a show with you someday,

62. and B, I've gotta block her.

63. I know for a fact

64. Jinkx blocked me because of what I said to her last week.

65. I was thinking of blocking someone else,

66. however, that person was not up for a block.

67. Oh, you were gonna double-block me.

68. What was going through my mind when I said that?

69. I mean, look at the mess you've made.

70. God.

71. Well, you finally learned

72. what the rest of the plunge alliance knows.

73. Wow.

74. All I know is I have a plunger,

75. and I just did have a one-on-one with Nancy Pelosi,

76. and she's currently writing up your papers

77. to get every single one of you deported.

78. Run, girls!

79. - So... - So...

80. So!

81. Jinkx!

82. But really, Jinkx, Raja,

83. we're curious if the two of you

84. have thought about who you're gonna give your second star to.

85. Mm, I have, yeah.

86. I'm thinking who do I want at the finale.

87. Yeah.

88. And then I'm also thinking

89. who are the queens who have been

90. really good friends to me in this competition,

91. and I would love to, like, give a little love to.

92. That's me. I'm your friend.

93. If it helps soothe Jinkx's mind

94. to give me a little friendly star,

95. go for it, Jinkx.

96. Well, all I will say is

97. I did help some of you hot glue some outfits together.

98. And in my defense,

99. if you like chocolate chips,

100. these are what I've got to offer.

101. I will definitely take a handout from a loving sister.

102. I think I got a unique advantage,

103. being the only person who's starless in this situation.

104. I'm the smartest choice for sure.

105. Mm.

106. You know, just remember, we all have to share the same werkroom.

107. Well, should we just, like—

108. Get out of fucking drag?

109. Looking at that big toe, I would say yes.

110. Looking at that big nose, I'd say yes.

111. Oh, bitch, that big nose was eliminated seasons ago.

112. Oh!

113. Ay-yi-yi.

114. Let's decide between the two of us

115. who makes the most sense.

116. For me, it's kind of a tossup.

117. I just wish we had more stars. Then I could give a star

118. to everyone I wanted to give a star to.

119. That's—Oh, that's a great way to play the game, Jinkx.

120. Just, like, hand out stars to your competition.

121. I do think about the more powerful witches, you know...

122. who might win the next challenge,

123. and then all of a sudden have three?

124. Mm-hmm.

125. I would personally like to keep both,

126. but this is, like, a—

127. you know, this is a Joan and Christina moment

128. where you don't get to keep all your birthday presents,

129. and you gotta give 'em to the orphans.

130. All right, we've made our decision, ladies.

131. No, kidding.

132. What if I make the wrong choice

133. and someone wins the next challenge

134. and just has, like, three stars all of a sudden?

135. Let's let Mommy get hers before everyone else eats, you know?

136. I wanna keep 'em all. Give 'em to me!

137. I need wine.

138. Can we have wine in these?

139. The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

140. receives a one-year supply

141. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

142. a cash prize of $200,000,

143. and will be crowned queen of all queens.

144. With extra-special guest judge, Tove Lo.

145. - Whoo! - Whoo!

146. - Yes. - Yes.

147. Another day, another slay.

148. Another week. I'm here.

149. I'm ready to win another star.

150. We're about to find out today who gets the extra stars.

151. I mean, I am a star.

152. RuPaul has said it many times.

153. Who else would get one?

154. - Good morning, guys. - Good morning.

155. Good morning, children.

156. I love your hat, Raja.

157. You look so cute.

158. - Yes! - Oh, thank you.

159. Ru's gonna gag when he walks in.

160. We're gonna have the same outfit on.

161. Can you imagine?

162. Hello, hello, hello!

163. Come on, red pants.

164. Good morning, queens,

165. - Good morning, Mother. - Good morning, Ru.

166. Now, last week, Raja and Jinkx were the top two All Stars,

167. and they both received two legendary Legend Stars,

168. one to keep, and one to give away.

169. - Raja. - Yes.

170. Which queen have you decided to gift

171. with a legendary Legend Star?

172. I've decided to give my star

173. to a person that I absolutely adore.

174. I really see the magic in this person.

175. So therefore, I give my second star...

176. to the lovely Yvie Oddly.

177. I love you, dear.

178. Thank you!

179. You're welcome, cunt.

180. Jinkx, which queen have you decided

181. to gift with your legendary Legend Star?

182. This queen puts a smile on all of our faces

183. and makes every difficult day in this pink hamster cage

184. a little bit easier.

185. And that's why I give my star...

186. to Jaida Essence Hall.

187. Thank you!

188. Oh!

189. That's very, very kind.

190. Yes, it is.

191. So the midway point of this competition,

192. Jinkx has two stars, Jaida has two stars,

193. and everyone else has one star.

194. Now, remember, in the grand finale,

195. the four queens with the most stars will compete

196. in the Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown for the crown.

197. Shout it out loud.

198. Now, ladykins, hold on to your wigs,

199. because we're about to turn back the Drag Racetime machine...

200. Whoa!

201. to the year 2000.

202. - Oh. - Ooh.

203. For this week's maxi-challenge,

204. you need to live your Y2K girl group fantasy

205. on a flashback episode of MTV's TRL.

206. Wow.

207. Yes!

208. I love TRL!

209. Now, TRLwas a showcase of the hottest talent of the day.

210. Think Destiny's Child,

211. Britney,

212. Xtina,

213. Eden's Crush.

214. And now it's your turn to dazzle us.

215. Now, you'll form two hot, new girl groups.

216. Now, one group will debut the eternal love song,

217. "2-gether 4-ever."

218. - Ooh!

219. And the other group will debut the epic breakup song

220. Titanic.

221. You'll write and record your verses

222. and create your own sickening choreography.

223. And to style a group look,

224. feel free to use makeup palettes

225. provided by Anastasia Beverly Hills.

226. - Ooh! - Yes!

227. Now, later today you'll be recording

228. with hit makers Leland and Freddy Scott.

229. - Yes! - Yes!

230. Werk!

231. And tomorrow on the main stage,

232. you'll make your TRLdebut,

233. where we will be joined by our extra-special guest judge,

234. recording sensation Tove Lo.

235. Now, I will leave you to divide into two groups.

236. Racers, start your engines,

237. and may the best legend win.

238. All right.

239. We've gotta just break into groups?

240. Yeah.

241. - You wanna split it this way? - I mean, I'm down with this.

242. - Yeah. - Let's do it.

243. - Werk. - Yeah, I could do this.

244. - Okay. - Today's maxi-challenge

245. is the TRL, Total Request Live girl group challenge.

246. Song choice is Titanic.

247. We also have another song option, 2 GETHA 4 EVA.

248. This is what I spent

249. my little five-year-old gay life being all about.

250. I remember I bought my first Destiny's Child CD,

251. and I choreographed, like, numbers

252. to all of their different songs.

253. So, ho-ho-ho, I'm rared up. I'm ready to rip it apart.

254. This Titanicone is definitely—

255. It's about—

256. - Danity Kane-y. - Yes.

257. But it's also Black Eyed Peas-ish a little bit.

258. Oh, yeah, Black Eyed Peas for sure. I feel that.

259. Titanicis a breakup song.

260. This is taking me back.

261. When I was, like, 15, 16,

262. I literally thought I was in love with Justin Timberlake

263. and cried myself to sleep

264. because I knew he was straight and I was gay,

265. and he would never love me.

266. How sad.

267. - 2 GETHA 4 EVA. - This is 2 GETHA 4 EVA.

268. Oh, this is very N'Sync.

269. Very Eden's Crush.

270. I like 2 GETHA 4 EVA

271. because it makes me feel like I'm super sickening.

272. You wanna get up and dance,

273. wanna shake a little bit of ass.

274. And it's just giving me the full girl group fantasy.

275. - So? - Okay.

276. I definitely wanna do the Titanic.

277. Titanicwas the one that I felt the most, like—

278. It feels a little R&B to me.

279. It does.

280. I do like Titanic.

281. Well, first let's divvy up, uh...

282. - The groups? - The groups.

283. We've decided, because we were together in the lineup,

284. the four of us, Shea, Monét, Trinity, and myself

285. would be a team, and you guys would—

286. Yeah, I noticed that and wasn't too happy about it.

287. I just feel like we've just been

288. put into a predetermined group by another group,

289. and we have no say in it whatsoever.

290. - So I'm, like— - Well—

291. It wasn't anything shady.

292. Is our team happy

293. being put in a team together chosen by the other team?

294. I've got an idea.

295. Everyone just think to themselves for a second

296. which song they most wanna do.

297. Now, you go to the couch for the song you wanna do,

298. and if there's too many on one couch,

299. we will figure out how to even it out.

300. This is couch 2 GETHA 4 EVA.

301. That's couch Titanic.

302. Don't worry about how many people are in a team yet.

303. Just go to where your heart is.

304. Go where your heart is.

305. Well, listen, there's too many here already if I go,

306. so I'm just gonna stay here.

307. Do you wanna do Titanic, Viv?

308. No, honestly, I'm good.

309. This is, like, first sex. It's so confusing.

310. Somebody just put something in somebody's hole please.

311. I just wanted to voice my opinion

312. about what happened over there.

313. Now we're here.

314. - This group looks cool, so— - Okay.

315. We look cool? - Yeah.

316. But thank you.

317. All right, let's fuck it up, then.

318. Let's make it poppy.

319. All I'm trying to say is let's take it to the car park,

320. sort it out, and get over it.

321. No, no, I don't advocate violence.

322. I am happy with my team.

323. You know what? Sometimes Mother Mary

324. just be looking down right at you.

325. She, like, baby, I see what you need,

326. and I'm gonna provide.

327. Myself and Shea,

328. we were at the top of the first girl group challenge.

329. I love Raja's creativity,

330. I love Trinity's tenacity.

331. It's fierce, and we're fantastic.

332. I do know a fact about the early 2000s.

333. They were really into low-rise jeans.

334. I don't know if that helps us.

335. What is our girl group name?

336. What is the group name?

337. What are our initials?

338. T-S—ooh, T-S...

339. - R-M. - R-M.

340. TSRM.

341. TSRM.

342. Or MSTR is "Mister."

343. Ooh!

344. MSTR!

345. The four of us are M.S.T.R.

346. I love the idea of being in the girl group.

347. I love this challenge so much.

348. I've always wanted to be in a girl group, of course.

349. It's so fun.

350. I'm gonna girl it up.

351. I had this thought, like,

352. what if it's, like, this is our first performance

353. as just the four of us,

354. like, after our fifth member went solo?

355. So smart, Shea.

356. Maybe like our old group was, like, M.S.T.R.Y.,

357. and, like, the girl that left was Yvie.

358. Oh, my God, that's good!

359. We used to be M.S.T.R.Y., but—

360. You know, the Y left.

361. Yes, bitch, yes, that's so good.

362. That's so good, guys.

363. What if we went in the direction of, like,

364. we're the other girls,

365. like, because we were all just kind of put here?

366. I like that.

367. What if we were all the girls

368. who got kicked out of other girl groups?

369. - Of other girl groups! - Yes.

370. And put into a girl group together.

371. Like the anti-super-group.

372. - Yeah. - Yeah.

373. Our girl group is called The Other Girls,

374. and it is exactly what it says on the tin:

375. We are the other girls who didn't quite make the cut

376. from the more well-known girl groups.

377. I think the character I want is, like, somebody

378. who didn't understand how to be in a pop group

379. and was, like, trying, like, so hard.

380. One of my lines that I've written

381. And, like, I just didn't understand—

382. Like, what if, like, you were just a robot

383. - programmed for being... - Ahh!

384. being in a girl group, but you're overloaded?

385. I just go too hard.

386. Stepford Wives.

387. Do-si-do, do-si-do, do-si-do.

388. I was thinking what if I was, like, the rapper of the group,

389. but, like, very bad at rapping.

390. Like, off the beat.

391. Terrible lines that don't really, like,

392. what the fuck is she talking about?

393. I really love this idea.

394. You know, back then, like, there was always one

395. who was clearly much older than everyone else?

396. So I'm gonna be the old lady,

397. and then we get to you, and you just go, "I'm British."

398. You're our exotic British girl.

399. You're exotic.

400. First time I've been called "exotic."

401. Maybe my verse could just be, like,

402. just the most stupid British references.

403. You eat bangers and mash, and—

404. All we drink is tea.

405. Listen, I may have had a little upset moment

406. that the other girls had chosen that team without me

407. and blah, blah, blah.

408. But I'm kind of feeling

409. that this is a bit of a silver lining,

410. because the direction we're going in our group

411. gives me a lot more room

412. to be just ridiculous and stupid.

413. So this has kind of worked in my favor.

414. We know that they're going to serve for real,

415. like, Y2K girl group realness.

416. - So why not— - Just be stupid.

417. So why not be stupid?

418. I kind of want the critique to be,

419. "I don't have a fucking clue what we just watched,

420. but it was fantastic."

421. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

422. - Oh! - Hi!

423. Hi, gentlemen.

424. - How are you? - Good.

425. It's time to record our song Titanic

426. with Leland and Freddy.

427. Cuties.

428. We are here to help you take us back to the year 2000.

429. Honestly, I couldn't tell you

430. what happened in the early 2000s.

431. Where most of these girls were teenagers,

432. I was a full-grown adult, partying,

433. woke up at 4:00 in the afternoon,

434. went to bed at 6:00 in the morning.

435. That's the girl.

436. So between 2000 and 2008,

437. kind of a blur.

438. All right, Monét, so tell me, is there an artist

439. that you're going to model your vocal sound after?

440. My queen Britney.

441. Great. So you're gonna give us a little bit of that nasal,

442. a little bit of that affected tone?

443. For sure.

444. I feel like I'm gonna channel, like, a little Left Eye.

445. Okay.

446. A little bit of, like, will.i.am.

447. Great.

448. My entire verse, it's literally about

449. being obsessed with Justin Timberlake.

450. Will you be singing or rapping?

451. Yes.

452. So my goal here is to sound young.

453. - Right, okay. - Just like a girl.

454. I cannot wait to hear this.

455. - Me, either. - Me, too.

456. One, two, three, four.

457. Let's try it the octave up and see how you feel.

458. - And just go for it. - All right.

459. Raise your hand if you had frosted tips.

460. Oh, I did.

461. I had—I had Justin's hair.

462. His actual hair, or...

463. No, like, the—Oh, yeah, I wish I had his actual hair.

464. - I like that. - I liked it, too.

465. - Yeah, that's nice. - Yeah.

466. Yes, bitch, it was so good!

467. Do I smell a top-two spot coming on?

468. Freddy and I, we're gonna rush home

469. right after school to watch this on TRL.

470. We cannot wait to see it.

471. Who are we channeling today?

472. My character is a pop robot

473. sent back from the future to destroy the competition.

474. It's kind of like taking the piss out of British stereotypes,

475. what Americans think of British people.

476. Okay.

477. Cups of tea, foreskin.

478. You had me at foreskin.

479. I don't know if you watched my season,

480. but, um, I had this moment in the singing challenge

481. where I held a really, really long note.

482. - Mm-hmm. - And I'd like to do that again.

483. In this song, I'm gonna do what I know best,

484. and rap about poop and love.

485. Just drop that shit.

486. One, two, three.

487. - Pbblt, pbblt, pbblt. - Great.

488. What note is that?

489. I think it was a D-flat.

490. Pbblt.

491. By the way, your dial-up modem. Perfect.

492. That noise brings back so many bad memories

493. of trying to watch porn in peace as a teenager.

494. Because every time your parents would hear that,

495. they'd be like, "Ooh, they're masturbating again."

496. Be-doo-boop-boop-err-err-err.

497. Aah! No!

498. You're not the only one who can hold a note, Jinkx.

499. Well, well, well.

500. I feel like this is, like, the Jets meet the Sharks.

501. I don't know the reference.

502. - It's West Side Story. - It's West Side Story.

503. Oh, okay.

504. It is now time for us to choreograph

505. our "choreo-graffy"

506. for the TRL, Total Ru-quest Live,

507. girl group challenge.

508. Choreography.

509. What we can do, we can just go, like,

510. 2-GETH-A

511. 4-EV-A.

512. Oh, that makes sense.

513. Ah, la.

514. Yeah.

515. Would you mind standing in front of us

516. - and showing us one more time? - Oh, yes, sure.

517. Imma be honest with y'all.

518. I am not a choreographer,

519. but I wanna make sure that we look very professional

520. in front of the other girls.

521. Intimidate them a little bit, get 'em a little scared.

522. I think we should do something along the lines of, like,

523. giving flowers and then, like, banging.

524. So, like, something like—

525. Yes, I want an anniversary.

526. Every single—

527. Should we go this way and you guys go that way?

528. That would be cute.

529. Every single night.

530. - Ah-choo! - Bless you.

531. Actually, I'm allergic to their choreography.

532. I know I'm not known as a dancer,

533. but I did dance for many years.

534. I just didn't keep up with it.

535. When I was growing up,

536. I was more concerned with LARPing in the wilderness.

537. That's actually how I chipped my tooth.

538. I chipped my tooth LARPing.

539. I used to lie and say it was a skateboarding accident,

540. because I thought it made me sound cooler.

541. But, no, it was a LARPing accident.

542. I'm not sure I like the thrust step.

543. I feel like it needs to look a bit more 2000-y.

544. This is very 2000s, right?

545. Isn't it?

546. That is, but I think it would be way more 2000s

547. if we punched down into our step.

548. Sure, sure, sure.

549. That ♪ everything ♪ is so N'Syncy.

550. So, like, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

551. - Very 2000. - Let's get it.

552. These other girls were rejected from other groups

553. for very obvious reasons.

554. Their choreography is definitely muy interesante.

555. We're having so much fun. This is so much fun.

556. Drag is fierce and fun. There we go.

557. Maybe, you know, it's just so fierce I don't get it.

558. That's also a possibility.

559. What do y'all think of what we've done so far? Any notes?

560. Cute.

561. I have this idea.

562. Okay, let's try for the chorus,

563. it's "Titanic, I gave all my love to you."

564. - Ooh, I like that. - So boom, boom, boom.

565. That's very Britney.

566. In the past,

567. these have been the challenges that I've excelled at.

568. Now, you have myself and Monét, who are skilled dancers.

569. You've got Trinity and Raja, who kind of have two left feet.

570. But if you have two right feet and two left feet,

571. you're gonna get four feet?

572. You're gonna get four regular feet.

573. - One, two, three, four. - One, two, three, four.

574. - One, two, three, four. - One, two, three, four.

575. Ball change, two, three, four.

576. I'm still unclear. So once we get back here,

577. how we're getting to there to walk forward.

578. So, let's— Can we walk through that

579. before we do it all together?

580. - Okay. - Uh-huh.

581. I would consider myself

582. someone who can throw around their ass

583. enough to be considered a dancer.

584. Not professional, but maybe a stripper.

585. Six, seven, eight.

586. I'm a dancer,

587. but, like, I'm more of a sexy lounge act.

588. This is like pop star stuff.

589. Some bitches have them skills. I'm not the one.

590. - One, two, three, four. - Oh.

591. Oops.

592. So end that, you can catch up to her,

593. and then—no, no, no, no, no.

594. - Show me again. - Oh, the right leg.

595. - So right, left— - So you're already on—

596. - Ow. - Ooh!

597. Wait, how does it go?

598. Uh...

599. Ooh, Lord.

600. I just wonder if this Titanic,

601. maybe Rose would let go.

602. Oh, bad, Jinkx, bad!

603. Iceberg straight ahead.

604. How does it look? Be honest.

605. - Well... - Well...

606. Today we're getting ready for our TRLgirl group challenge.

607. Is this your yoga mat?

608. Yeah, I always travel with it.

609. At this point in the game,

610. I'm using my own self affirmations that help me out.

611. You're good enough, you're smart enough,

612. you're gorgeous enough.

613. Sun salutation.

614. Yes.

615. I should do a little yoga.

616. Oh, my God, group yoga?

617. - Oh! - I think it's great

618. in these moments when there's so much pressure.

619. You know, bend over.

620. It might make you feel better.

621. I can't even touch my toes.

622. You should be able to touch your toes.

623. I can't touch my toes.

624. Ask any the trade.

625. I am feeling so excited,

626. and we have seem to have found just this master plan

627. of how to really kill something that may not be our strongest.

628. And you've all been so much fun to work with.

629. - I'm so excited. - This is so stupid!

630. Yeah, like, ultimately, we've got a really easy objective,

631. which is to go out and, like, have fun

632. and be in these crazy-ass characters we came up with.

633. I am so ready to be girling around in girl groups, girl.

634. I may only have one star right now,

635. but I'm clearing space on my jacket for another.

636. We didn't even really necessarily

637. choose to work together,

638. but sometimes fate just makes it work.

639. We took lemons and made, like, lemon juice.

640. No, we didn't. We made—

641. Lemon juice.

642. I'm really excited about our group.

643. Yeah, girl, I feel good about it, too.

644. I love the choreography that we came up with.

645. Yep.

646. I'm super proud of everybody.

647. - I'm hella proud of Raja. - Oh, yeah.

648. Because she's hella pushed through, and you, too.

649. Thank you.

650. I think we could be in the top.

651. We're really serving up early 2000s girl group, you know?

652. Yeah, which was the challenge.

653. Mm-hmm.

654. It was cute coming in with a big bang

655. the first week.

656. Top two, legendary Legend Star.

657. But I feel like I'm starting to...

658. fade in the background.

659. So I can't let that happen.

660. Should we make them kiss?

661. This is my week to remind those judges

662. that I'm Shea Couleé and I didn't come to play.

663. I came to slay.

664. If this were school,

665. we really nailed this assignment.

666. Well, let's see who's gonna be the class president.

667. The vale-dick-torian.

668. The valedictorian. Yes.

669. I'm gonna go. I gotta get ready.

670. Work that gas.

671. So the mood for the makeup is Michelle Visage Season 3.

672. - Aah! - Well, ladies,

673. it is now officially the halfway point of the competition.

674. Yeah, it's definitely that time in the competition

675. where if someone needs help hot-gluing a dress together,

676. you don't help them, 'cause they didn't give you a star.

677. - Oh! - Okay.

678. Whew!

679. Trinity, I know this doesn't change anything,

680. but it was basically between you and Jaida

681. for that very reason.

682. - Well! - Well, shit.

683. - Well. - Well.

684. I was chosen.

685. - You are the chosen one. - Yes.

686. I'm happy for you, I really am.

687. You're deserving. You're such a sweetheart.

688. I'm just joking, bitch.

689. Obviously there's two people with two stars,

690. but that's not so far ahead

691. where somebody else can't just, like, quickly get ahead.

692. I mean, that's why blocking

693. feels very real to me, like, right now.

694. I'm blocked.

695. Oh, yeah, you are blocked.

696. And I'm really annoyed,

697. 'cause I feel so good about this challenge.

698. Who do you have to blame for that again?

699. I have my own girl group member to blame for that, Jinkx.

700. I didn't know that we'd be a group together

701. seconds after blocking you.

702. Oh, the other girls knew we'd be a group together.

703. Whoa!

704. The Vivienne, are you still mad about that?

705. No, I'm, like, fuck.

706. I'm completely fine. All is good.

707. I am so over it.

708. I am.

709. I'm ready to kill it

710. with my team that was assigned for me.

711. Vivienne over there practicing.

712. This is a resting bitch face.

713. It's just the filler. Look.

714. Whew.

715. Look at those hips, bitch!

716. And what?

717. Welcome to the main stage

718. of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, All Winners.

719. Michelle Visage. Now, you were in the girl group Seduction.

720. What was your most requested video?

721. It Takes Twogirls, one cup.

722. I've seen that one.

723. The hilarious Ross Mathews.

724. Now, what's your favorite girl group?

725. Well, you know I'm a sucker for frosted tips, so...

726. - N'Sync.

727. Speaking of frosted hair, the fabulous Tove Lo.

728. Welcome, my darling.

729. Thank you.

730. So who's your favorite girl group?

731. Definitely Spice Girls. Ziggah-ziggah.

732. What did she just call me?

733. Ooh!

734. This week, we challenged our queens

735. to live their wildest Y2K girl group fantasy

736. on a flashback episode of TRL.

737. Racers, start your engines,

738. and may the best legend win.

739. Hey, what up? It's me, Carson Gayly,

740. and today's Total Ru-quest Live is off the chain.

741. First, we got one of the hottest new girl groups

742. singing one of our most requested songs ever.

743. Performing Titanic, give it up for M.S.T.R.

744. Ladies, that was great. Come on over here.

745. - Hey. - Hi.

746. Awesome job.

747. Anything you wanna say to your fans out there?

748. Um, I just wanna let all of our fans know

749. that I'm going solo.

750. - Oh. - What?

751. Huh?

752. What does that make us?

753. Um, that makes you, um...

754. - M.T.R.? - M.T.R.!

755. M.T.R. You know what?

756. We're better off without you. Bye, bitch.

757. It's okay. We're still the best of friends.

758. All right. Thank you.

759. Let's hear it for M.S.T.R.

760. Thank you, ladies.

761. - It's M.T.R., it's M.T.R. - Bye!

762. Next week here on TRL, from HBO's Sex in the City,

763. we have the four ladies talking about

764. how they're best friends in real life,

765. and they're gonna work together forever.

766. But first, making their TRLdebut,

767. performing their blockbuster hit 2 GETHA 4 EVA,

768. put your hands in the air for The Other Girls.

769. - Yeah!

770. Yes, yes, girls forever!

771. - Thank God. - Let's hear it for them.

772. Wow. All right, ladies, I gotta know.

773. Vivienne, what's next for you?

774. I just wanna let my fans know that Brexit was not my idea,

775. so that's why I'm in America, and more music.

776. All right. Yvie, what about you?

777. Total pop domination.

778. Okay, what about you?

779. I'm going to get a hot lamb placenta injection

780. here, here, and here

781. All right, and Jaida, you?

782. I just really need to use the fucking bathroom.

783. Well, you heard it here first.

784. All right, that's a wrap on TRL.

785. I'm Carson Gayly.

786. Thanks for watching.

787. Goodbye!

788. Category is Night Of A Thousand Dolly Partons.

789. Up first, Monét X Change.

790. Yes!

791. She's making that patch work.

792. Quilted for her pleasure.

793. I am serving a chocolate-dipped Dolly

794. in this custom hand-quilted trench coat gown.

795. If Dolly Parton was born in Brooklyn by two Black people,

796. this would be her.

797. Yes, it's getting severe-ville up in here.

798. Trinity the Tuck.

799. Good golly, Miss Dolly.

800. Dolly definitely would.

801. Yes, she would.

802. I am feeling the Dolly fantasy.

803. Her boobs are huge.

804. Her hair is not real.

805. She is definitely somebody like my aunt.

806. Looks like she poured herself

807. two cups of ambition.

808. Shea Couleé.

809. She got bone spurs.

810. She should get those spurs checked out.

811. I wanted to switch it up

812. and bring a different side of Dolly

813. that people aren't really used to seeing.

814. I'm giving you biker Dolly in this fierce fringe jacket.

815. This is very Dolly, this is very Shea.

816. I'm feeling my little peroxide fantasy. Hello.

817. Best little whorehouse in Chicago.

818. Hey, I know that one.

819. Raja.

820. Get a load of those Smokey Mountains.

821. I've been a Dolly fan for decades,

822. and this is like a fantasy for me.

823. I have long red nails,

824. big, big, giant blonde hair,

825. glass beads, crystals, rhinestones.

826. Look at me. I'm Dolly fucking Parton.

827. Michelle; She's really Joleneing into this look.

828. The Vivienne.

829. Very Steel Dragnolias.

830. Michelle; Looks like she's got her Nine to five-inch nails.

831. I feel like Dolly has come inside me.

832. Hang on, let me rephrase that.

833. I feel like

834. the personification of Dolly Parton.

835. This is very 2000s Dolly.

836. You know, you'd see her on tour wearing something like this.

837. It's quite understated,

838. but it's still got that big old Dolly drama.

839. You know what this shade of blue is called?

840. - What? - Bluegrass.

841. Jaida Essence Hall.

842. That's a good, old-fashioned,

843. Tennessee gold rush.

844. She had me at... yellow.

845. I am your ray of sunshine

846. in this sickening yellow garment.

847. My hair is big and blonde, and so are my tits, honey.

848. They're juicy and bouncing all over the place,

849. and I am having a really fun time, period.

850. I call this one Jane and this one Lily.

851. Jinkx Monsoon.

852. On a scale from 9:00 to 5:00, it's a 10.

853. Two whores down,

854. they're laughing and drinking and having a party.

855. It's so stupid.

856. Dolly in the eighties, she's just got a little, like,

857. pep in her step that's uniquely hers.

858. So I am giving you the folksy, warm, hometown Dolly.

859. Michelle; You could hire me for any neighborhood ho-down.

860. Yvie Oddly.

861. She came in here in a white limousine.

862. Michelle; Look, everybody, it's the bride of Dolly.

863. Howdy, y'all, it's Doll-Yvie Parton.

864. This is not my brand,

865. but I am serving some pretty miraculous Dolly

866. for somebody who is known for not doing impersonations.

867. Drink your juice, Shelby.

868. Just don't spill it. I'm wearing white.

869. Welcome, ladies.

870. You know, Dolly Parton once said,

871. "It's a good thing I was born a girl.

872. Otherwise, I'd be a drag queen."

873. Tonight, you've done her proud.

874. And now it's time for the judges' critiques,

875. starting with Monét X Change.

876. Well, hi there, Ru.

877. - I loved you in the performance. - Thank you.

878. Because your lyrics put me back in a place.

879. You know, Regis and Kathie Lee, The Weakest Link.

880. You're giving it your all, and that's what we want.

881. - Thank you. - I loved your presence.

882. You feel very comfortable performing on stage.

883. It just felt spot-on to me.

884. I love this Dolly look.

885. This gorgeous, like, overcoat gown

886. is really beautiful and really silly,

887. and the way you sold it was adorable.

888. I could see, actually,

889. Patti LaBelle in this look, too, you know?

890. Ooh, yeah.

891. It's really, really gorgeous.

892. - All right, thanks. - Thank you, Ru.

893. Up next, Trinity the Tuck.

894. Howdy!

895. I love this outfit.

896. Dolly would wear this in a heartbeat.

897. And I love the proportion of your hair, too.

898. It looks so good on you.

899. Thank you.

900. In your performance,

901. I loved your heartbroken super fan persona.

902. I liked the tears at the end,

903. and then I was like, oh, I get it.

904. You were, like, a crazy fan.

905. You managed to weave a storyline into your verse,

906. which is tough to do.

907. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

908. - You better werk, bitch. - Thank you.

909. All right, up next, Shea Couleé.

910. What's wrong, boo, your CD skippin'?

911. That was such a fun lyric.

912. That's exactly what we think of when we think of those days.

913. I think my favorite kind of nineties Y2K feel

914. was the burgundy streak in the front of the hair,

915. and it looked beautiful on your skin tone.

916. You were a pop star out there.

917. I love watching you perform.

918. You just own that stage.

919. I think this look is great.

920. Like, you kind of stand out in a different way,

921. like the kind of bad girl Dolly, and I really like that.

922. - Thank you, Shea. - Thank you.

923. Up next, it's Raja.

924. Hi, y'all.

925. Well, your performance, I feel like every girl group

926. has that one member

927. that is a little bit more off than the others,

928. so maybe it works out, you know?

929. Yeah, that was my logic.

930. It sold it to me even more that you were a group, so well done.

931. See, I mean, I kinda know it.

932. It's a small Christmas miracle.

933. This is the cutest look.

934. Like, I know exactly what this is.

935. I love that you stoned the shoes.

936. I love that the hair is Dolly extra.

937. It's like three wigs. It's absolutely glorious.

938. The dress I feel like you stole out of Dolly Parton's closet.

939. It's so gorgeous.

940. You've checked all the boxes on this.

941. Thank you, Raja.

942. Thank you.

943. Let's move on to The Other Girls,

944. starting with The Vivienne.

945. Howdy, y'all. It's great to be here.

946. I loved your lyrics.

947. Oh, thank God.

948. I think my favorite line is, and I quote,

949. "He's got a foreskin and he drinks tea."

950. My husband's gonna love that line,

951. - because both are true. - I bet he is.

952. Being Swedish, I love a good foreskin,

953. and, yeah, I just thought your performance was bang-on perfect.

954. Now, let's talk about this Dolly look.

955. You look like Dolly Parton.

956. I don't know how you did it.

957. You look beautiful.

958. Thank you, Ross.

959. And it's just so good to see you be so good.

960. It's amazing, the hair, everything.

961. It's just fantastic.

962. Thank you.

963. Up next, Jaida Essence Hall.

964. Was it Shakespeare or Jaida Essence Hall

965. who said, "Just like diarrhea, we've exploded in love?"

966. Now, I don't think it's gonna be a number one song,

967. but it could be a number two.

968. Well done!

969. I'll tell you, I thought it was hilarious.

970. You looked so, like, pretty and beautiful,

971. and, like, everything was very perfect,

972. and then you just hit me with the diarrhea

973. and the waving the farts away,

974. and I laughed a lot and it made me happy.

975. I guess I like poo a lot, too.

976. This look is so beautiful.

977. I love the color on you.

978. I love everything about it. I love the hair.

979. And you had so much fun shakin' them thangs.

980. That was really cute.

981. Thank you.

982. Up next, Jinkx Monsoon.

983. At first when you walked out,

984. I was like, oh, that's a different look

985. for this kind of performance.

986. But then, yeah, when I heard your verse and the titanium hip

987. and the two years left to have a baby thing,

988. I thought it was really funny.

989. We were girls who had gotten kicked out of other girl groups.

990. Oh.

991. My girl group is all dead now,

992. so I had to find a new girl group.

993. This look tonight is ri-dic-u-lous.

994. The way you chose to impersonate Dolly

995. was so funny and so simple,

996. and just kept doing it, that we were cracking up.

997. - Thank you. - Up next, it's Yvie Oddly.

998. Howdy, y'all.

999. You look so hot, I'm about to slide off my seat.

1000. I love this.

1001. I loved your performance.

1002. One of you was, like, screwing you up

1003. or fixing something where you had, like, a malfunction.

1004. And I was like, oh, she's a robot!

1005. I feel like you know exactly what you're doing

1006. in every aspect.

1007. Yeah, I'm just a huge fan of you, so I love you.

1008. You have this ability to do, like,

1009. this rapid-fire thing in your lyrics that I love.

1010. The triplets.

1011. Yeah, it's so distinctly you.

1012. And the way you move is so interesting and watchable,

1013. I had a hell of a good time.

1014. This Dolly is one of my favorite Dolly looks.

1015. Yes!

1016. I love it!

1017. I think you have the right hair with it,

1018. I think you over-exaggerated the Dolly caricature,

1019. which is great.

1020. And I think you did a fine job, Miss Yvie Oddly.

1021. Thank you.

1022. I really enjoyed you in the girl group.

1023. It was cohesive, and it was a lot of fun.

1024. - Thank you, Ru. - Thank you, Yvie.

1025. Well, thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough.

1026. While you enjoy a House of Love cocktail in the werkroom,

1027. the judges and I will deliberate.

1028. You may leave the stage.

1029. See ya later, Ru!

1030. You know, at this point in the competition,

1031. the girls have been working so hard,

1032. and they're all fabulous.

1033. Now, just between us squirrel friends,

1034. what do you think?

1035. Now, we're looking for a top two.

1036. They're all so amazing.

1037. I don't understand how you do this,

1038. because they're all incredible.

1039. But Shea was fire.

1040. I was obsessed with her throughout the entire thing.

1041. When there's those other legends up there,

1042. it is hard to pull focus away.

1043. Shea did it.

1044. Yeah, I found myself focusing a lot on Shea

1045. during the performance.

1046. I think I liked her lyrics the best.

1047. Yeah, Shea always has the confidence.

1048. She's a born performer.

1049. Could not take my eyes off of her during the performance,

1050. and she looked great as Dolly Parton.

1051. That was really, really gorgeous.

1052. That outfit isn't quintessentially Dolly

1053. what you think of.

1054. But it was the perfect thing to marry Shea and Dolly.

1055. Mm-hmm.

1056. I would say also that Vivienne

1057. was one of the strongest ones for me.

1058. I just loved, loved her lyrics.

1059. They were hilarious.

1060. They're on-point. They were personal.

1061. Everyone could pick them up and hear them

1062. and get the joke right away.

1063. So well done.

1064. Her makeup, she transformed into Dolly Parton in front of us.

1065. Yeah, yeah.

1066. I don't understand how she did it.

1067. I know. She looked so good.

1068. - Yeah, so good. - Oh, my God.

1069. It was amazing.

1070. Also, Monét delivered, and I kept watching her

1071. throughout the entire performance.

1072. Her lyrics were some of my favorites,

1073. because they were so referential to the time

1074. that it really brought me back there.

1075. Then on the runway, for me it was very unexpected

1076. and I think it's really beautiful and unique.

1077. She turned that coat of many colors

1078. into this gorgeous, really classy overcoat gown,

1079. and I loved that.

1080. I just am a huge fan of Yvie Oddly.

1081. I just think she's a genius.

1082. I've never seen anyone do what she does.

1083. Yvie Oddly came out looking like a pop star,

1084. and she did it her way.

1085. She performed incredibly well. Her lyrics were super fun.

1086. I bought it hook, line, and sinker.

1087. And then her Dolly, oh, my goodness.

1088. You know, I love the kind of garters

1089. on the bottom of the onesie.

1090. I love that it's a knee-length, short onesie.

1091. I love that it's white.

1092. And then the big old Dolly, multi-textured hair.

1093. Tonight was a very strong night for our Oddly.

1094. I loved Yvie tonight.

1095. I loved her in the girl group, I love her take on it,

1096. I loved her Dolly.

1097. She is uniquely Yvie Oddly.

1098. They're all so good. This is so tough!

1099. Silence! I've made my decision.

1100. Bring back my legends.

1101. Welcome back, ladies.

1102. Based on your TRLperformances

1103. and your Dolly runway presentations,

1104. I've made some decisions.

1105. The top two All Stars of the week are...

1106. The Vivienne.

1107. Oh, well, isn't that just typical?

1108. And Yvie Oddly.

1109. Yes, Yvie!

1110. Get it, Yvie!

1111. Yes!

1112. Ye-ess!

1113. I did it!

1114. Hold the applause, please.

1115. Yvie, you've earned a legendary Legend Star.

1116. Which puts you one step closer to our grand finale

1117. Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown for the crown.

1118. The Vivienne, Jinkx blocked you last week,

1119. so you will not be receiving a legendary Legend Star.

1120. Ladies, the rest of you may take a seat.

1121. I live!

1122. Two legends stand before me.

1123. Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,

1124. win $10,000,

1125. and earn the power

1126. to block one of your fellow queens

1127. from receiving a legendary Legend Star next week.

1128. The time has come...

1129. for you to lip sync...

1130. for your legacy!

1131. Good luck, y'all, and don't fuck it up.

1132. Ladies, I've made my decision.

1133. The Vivienne, con-drag-ulations.

1134. - You're a winner, baby. - Thank you.

1135. Enjoy your star.

1136. You've won a cash tip of $10,000.

1137. Yvie Oddly, you are safe to slay another day.

1138. You may step to the back of the stage.

1139. Queens, will you please join The Vivienne on stage?

1140. The Vivienne, with great power comes great responsibility.

1141. Using the Platinum Plunger...

1142. show us which queen you've chosen to block.

1143. This is my second time having to block someone,

1144. and it's very hard, very, very, very hard.

1145. Everything you want in a penis,

1146. but not what you want in blocking land.

1147. I mean, your Dolly dress is nicer than mine.

1148. I don't live!

1149. The other team didn't even consider me for the challenge.

1150. Oh!

1151. But right now,

1152. I've got something else playing on my mind.

1153. Hmm, tit for tat?

1154. Oh!

1155. I'm sorry!

1156. Huh.

1157. Jinkx Monsoon, next week, you can compete and even win,

1158. but The Vivienne has blocked you

1159. from earning a legendary Legend Star.

1160. She sure did.

1161. - Yes, she did.

1162. Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

1163. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

1164. how in the hell are you going to love anyone else?

1165. Can I get an "amen" in here?

1166. - Amen! - Amen!

1167. All right. Now let the music play!

1168. Next time onAll Stars...

1169. I'm a little irritated, but that's it.

1170. It will be hard not to block you next chance I get.

1171. Hell hath no fury like a witch scorned.

1172. For this week's maxi-challenge,

1173. you need to create a signature legendary Legend look

1174. inspired by one of my classic looks.

1175. So, Viv, are you wishing

1176. you had blocked someone else

1177. now that you know it's a design challenge?

1178. Yeah.

1179. If you win, don't block me... again.

1180. Bitch, I have got to bulldozer these ho's.

1181. Fuck you!

1182. Yes, Trinity!

1183. I literally can't stand you, bitch.

1184. Can you stop working?

1185. Okay, I'm done.