RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 7x3

1. Previously onAll Stars...

2. For this week's maxi-challenge,

3. we're playing the Snatch Game!

4. Feel it!

5. You need to impersonate two celebrities.

6. - Oh, my God.

7. It's Satan!

8. Hey, girl!

9. This is the closest I'm ever gonna get to a snatch.

10. You were phenomenal.

11. I quit smoking today.

12. Well, what are you smoking?

13. I didn't say it was going well.

14. Is that my camera?

15. Pfft. Mind-blowing good.

16. The top two All Stars of the week are

17. Jinkx Monsoon and Trinity the Tuck.

18. Trinity, Shea blocked you last week,

19. so you will not receive a legendary Legend Star.

20. Well, shit.

21. This is your chance to win $10,000

22. and block one of your fellow queens.

23. Jinkx Monsoon, you're a winner, baby.

24. With great power comes great responsibility.

25. Shea.

26. Ha!

27. Hello!

28. She owns 51% of this werkroom.

29. Still on my ca-ca-cow, bitch.

30. This is how I'm feeling:

31. Bam, bam-bam-bam bam, bam.

32. Bam, bam, bam.

33. Bop-bop-bop, bop-bop-bop, bam.

34. Bam, bam-bam-bam bam, bam.

35. Bop-bop-bop, bop-bop-bop, bop-bop-bop, bam.

36. Well done, Jinkx!

37. I feel good.

38. Girl, you just won $10,000. You better feel real good.

39. I feel damn good, yes.

40. Listen, can you give us your reasoning on why you chose Shea?

41. I feel like I had talked about it,

42. but the thing that made the most sense to me

43. is to block someone who already has a star.

44. I think Snatch Gamemight be one of her only stumbles,

45. so if I didn't block her now, I might not get another chance.

46. I think it's a very, very smart move.

47. Yeah.

48. I would have probably done the same thing.

49. Yeah. Not getting blocked is a huge relief,

50. because at this point, having a legendary Legend Star

51. puts a very big target on my back.

52. So I'm happy about flying under the radar a little bit.

53. You know, I'm just little old Monét X Change

54. from All Stars 4.

55. Would anyone have not blocked Shea tonight?

56. I would have lingered around Monét just to make her sweat.

57. - Ooh! - Oh, dear.

58. Well, time for the Shea to hit the fan.

59. Look who came to fix our plumbing.

60. Of course I took it as a compliment that I got blocked.

61. At least I know that y'all scared.

62. That don't mean that I like it.

63. This is a game of chess now.

64. Let's make these girls a little nervous.

65. Shea, that smile on your face is very menacing,

66. and also very scary.

67. What's the tea, girl?

68. I've learned of the platinum plunger's full potential.

69. - Oh, Fuck off. - Oh.

70. I did not know that it is the gift that keeps on giving.

71. Oh, what does that mean?

72. What the fuck does that mean?

73. Obviously, the platinum plunger is just the platinum plunger.

74. There is no secret. I made it up.

75. See, I smelled this.

76. Wait. Do these bitches know something that we don't know?

77. Ooh, the anxiety.

78. It makes me feel so much better about getting blocked.

79. That's how you play a game, bitch.

80. I mean, Trinity came very close to unlocking its true potential,

81. so if only I can carry it all the way through.

82. You could call it mind games, whatever you wanna call it.

83. Oh, no!

84. But I just go with it. I think it's funny.

85. All will be revealed.

86. I think that the plunger is exactly where it belongs.

87. Oh, stop it. This is evil!

88. Jinkx, what did you do?

89. I don't know!

90. You absolutely did what you were supposed to do.

91. - You did. - Yeah.

92. Oh, God, why is she saying stuff like that?

93. There's clearly some rules that some ladies don't know about.

94. - If you wanna find out... - Get blocked?

95. Get the plunger.

96. Or maybe they're just fucking with us.

97. Who knows?

98. No, they're not, they're not, they're not.

99. Are they?

100. With that being said, let's get undressed.

101. Yeah.

102. This is like a game of Clue:

103. fun for all ages, but very confusing.

104. There's games on games—

105. On games on games.

106. But I don't play games very well,

107. so this is my plan of action, y'all.

108. Step one: look drop-dead gorgeous.

109. What is that?

110. It's called "fashion," ho.

111. - That's the easy part, okay?

112. The second part is to play Inspector Gadget.

113. What is the tea?

114. Oh, my God!

115. You scared me.

116. But the thing about plans is sometimes they fall through.

117. So the plan is to not have a plan at all.

118. You following me? I don't know.

119. I don't even know if I'm following me.

120. Oh, my God, she's going down!

121. The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

122. receives a one-year supply

123. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

124. a cash prize of $200,000,

125. and will be crowned queen of all queens.

126. With extra-special guest judge Kirby Howell-Baptiste.

127. Here she is!

128. - We have a winner!

129. So bright under all these stars.

130. It is a brand-nizew dizzay in the werkrizoom,

131. and I am rizeddy to fuck some shit up.

132. Good morning to the legendary stars only.

133. Ooh.

134. Fuck our drag.

135. Well, bitch, out of four potential stars,

136. we have three.

137. Last week was frustrating to me.

138. To win the Snatch Game and not be awarded for it,

139. call me a bitter Betty, bitch.

140. But now I'm not blocked,

141. so nothing is standing in my way. Huh.

142. She done already done had herses.

143. My All Stars, life's like a wheel,

144. and the struggle is real.

145. So if you wanna win it, first you gotta spin it.

146. Now, let me spell it out, just in case I lost ya.

147. You could ask for a vowel, but it's gonna cost ya.

148. If we are having to do a spelling bee,

149. girl, I have already lost.

150. Hello, hello, hello!

151. - Hi! - Yes!

152. Werk, queen, werk.

153. My queens!

154. Now, for today's mini-challenge,

155. we're gonna play Hung Man.

156. Oh, yes, I love this game.

157. Not that kind of hung man.

158. Although I like the way you think.

159. This kind.

160. - Oh! - Oh!

161. This is a before and after puzzle.

162. Each answer contains two different things

163. with one word in common.

164. For example, what's the t-shirt?

165. Now, you'll take turns choosing a letter,

166. and then try to solve the puzzle.

167. Are you ready to play?

168. - Yeah! - Yes!

169. First up, Shea Couleé.

170. Show me T?

171. T. Let's see if there's a T up here.

172. Would you like to give it a guess?

173. The clock is ticking.

174. Up next is Monét X Change.

175. I would like to have a vowel, a Z.

176. Z is not a vowel, bitch.

177. Is there a Z?

178. Whah. There's no Z.

179. Jinkx Monsoon.

180. Show me R.

181. Oh!

182. Mm.

183. Spit it out.

184. Um...

185. We're all very puzzled by this puzzle.

186. S. [buzzer.

187. B.

188. P!

189. P! Oh!

190. party.

191. Cuckoo crazy cunty.

192. Ganja shit fox.

193. Fist me hard in the ass.

194. Does it say Fist me hard in the ass?

195. I'm afraid not.

196. None of us are being invited to game night, for sure.

197. Jinkx Monsoon, you are up.

198. N?

199. I got it! It's Vanna White party.

200. Let's show Jinkx what she's won.

201. Oh, you've won nothing.

202. Now, ladies, this puzzle is just the beginning,

203. because for this week's maxi-challenge,

204. we are throwing the Realness of Fortune Ball.

205. Ladykins, you need to serve three looks each.

206. First category is Vanna White Realness,

207. classic game show hostess glamour.

208. Second category is Before and After.

209. Think Diana Ross Mathews.

210. Eew.

211. And third category is Realness of Fortune Eleganza

212. made from scratch.

213. And the spin of this wheel

214. will determine which exotic vacation destination

215. will be your color inspiration.

216. And if fortune favors you,

217. you can win some extra coin while you spin.

218. Oh!

219. Jinkx, you solved the puzzle, so you get to spin the wheel.

220. Big money, big money, big money!

221. No, stop, stop, stop!

222. Ooh!

223. Jinkx, you landed on

224. the lavender fields of Provence, France.

225. Shea Couleé, it's your turn.

226. Oh!

227. Oh.

228. Oh!

229. Shea, you've landed on the White Cliffs of Dover.

230. Why it gotta be white?

231. Well, there you go.

232. Yeah, go, Monét.

233. Oh.

234. What?

235. Oh, oh, oh, oh!

236. The Emerald Isle of Ireland.

237. Erin go bragh.

238. Big money, big money—oh!

239. The black sand beach of Hawaii.

240. Oh, just a gesture of a spin.

241. Oh.

242. The Golden Pagoda in Yangon, Myanmar.

243. Okay.

244. - Oh. - Oh.

245. Stop it!

246. Ding, ding, ding!

247. $500.

248. Take another spin, Yvie Oddly.

249. Aah!

250. Oh, wait.

251. - No! - What?

252. Oh, you fucking bitch!

253. - Oh! - Oh!

254. No! No! No!

255. I'm so geeked.

256. I feel like a kid who got their allowance.

257. Now, Yvie, you should know,

258. there is a bankrupt on the wheel.

259. Gag.

260. Let's do it.

261. - Oh, my gosh. - All right.

262. What's it gonna be?

263. No! Don't you dare!

264. No!

265. Bankrupt, bitch!

266. I don't give a shit what color I get.

267. I just want some goddamn cash.

268. Please!

269. Come on, bitch.

270. Oh, is it gonna be big money, big money?

271. - No! - Big money, big money?

272. That's right, Vivienne, you have won $1,000.

273. Yay!

274. Spin carefully.

275. Give her a color. Give her a color.

276. Oh!

277. $500 to The Vivienne.

278. With the exchange rate, I don't know how much it is,

279. but I don't care.

280. I've got some money.

281. Now, just don't get that bankrupt.

282. Ooh!

283. You've landed on the Great Blue Hole in Belize.

284. Any hole is a goal.

285. Okay, I'm gonna try to end this game.

286. Okay.

287. Oh. Oh, okay.

288. All right, Trinity, back of the line.

289. Here we go, Yvie.

290. Round and round it goes.

291. Is it gonna be pink?

292. You have landed on The Pink City in Jaipur, India.

293. Now, Trinity, con-drag-ulations, comrade.

294. You've got the Red Square of Moscow, Russia.

295. And just so you know, I love red.

296. Okay, ladies, feel free

297. to use the sewing machines provided by Singer.

298. Werk.

299. Racers, start your engines,

300. and may the best legend win.

301. Aah!

302. Ooh!

303. Oh, these are cute.

304. Ooh, this one is good.

305. This week's maxi-challenge is the Realness of Fortune Ball.

306. This is pretty.

307. Where we have to serve three looks on the runway:

308. Vanna White Realness, Before and After,

309. and the Realness of Fortune Eleganza.

310. I'm getting comfy.

311. Yeah, girl.

312. My plan is simple.

313. Make something that I know is gonna look good on me,

314. a classic silhouette.

315. I am not gonna use this opportunity

316. to sit and experiment

317. and try something crazy that I've never done before.

318. However, I don't usually wear blue, so that's a risk.

319. Someone's sewing already?

320. Trinity, can you keep it down, please?

321. I want a fucking star now!

322. I wouldn't call myself no Gianni Versace, honey,

323. but girl, she has a few tricks up her sleeve.

324. Or her tuck.

325. You can't rush a ruffle.

326. You should try.

327. I really need to.

328. Honestly, I have not made anything since Season 10.

329. The last thing I made was the sponge dress.

330. This could be my redeeming moment for the sponge dress.

331. That dress is never gonna get redeemed ever.

332. Ugh!

333. Raja, what are you breaking over there, a hip?

334. This is what the fabric came on.

335. Oh, werk.

336. You are a crafty bitch.

337. I'm not gonna say what I'm doing with it yet.

338. Maybe gonna sit on it?

339. That's not a bad idea.

340. I definitely feel pressure in this challenge

341. because this is something

342. that fans might recognize as my strength.

343. Raja knows how to make some shit, out of nothing.

344. My design is kind of ambitious, so—

345. It really is,

346. and it will be amazing if you can do it.

347. If I can do it, and we'll see.

348. When I'm creating, typically I'm at home.

349. There's a taxiderm peacock.

350. I usually have a goblet of cold white wine in my hand

351. and a kaftan and I luxuriate in the process.

352. You know what would make this feel like home right now

353. is a fat-ass blunt and two bottles of wine.

354. But I'm not at home.

355. It's not fun

356. unless there's a little bit of panic and worry, I guess.

357. I don't know.

358. I just don't like to be rushed.

359. Why do I have to do anything fast?

360. Ugh.

361. I'm just gonna keep going,

362. I'm gonna keep going, I'm gonna keep going.

363. Nothing happened. Okay.

364. Jinkx.

365. It came unthreaded somehow.

366. I don't know what I did.

367. The Realness of Fortune Ball.

368. You know who's not excited about doing a ball?

369. Tch.

370. Huh.

371. There are some legitimate fashion icons

372. and bona-fide seamstresses in this room,

373. and I am not one of them.

374. Mama doesn't sew.

375. Welp, we're not gonna be using a sewing machine today, ladies.

376. Jinkx, now, if you had known

377. that this challenge was coming up,

378. would that have affected your decision on who you blocked?

379. No. I think I really lucked out, huh?

380. You know, at least I blocked one of the sewers.

381. Okay.

382. If I had four blocks,

383. there's four people I could have blocked.

384. Like, there's too many good seamstresses here.

385. I'm not thinking I'm gonna be in the top two

386. with anything I could create.

387. What I want is for the judges to go, "Jinkx,

388. "it looks like a dress and you're wearing it

389. and you made it," you know?

390. Well, that's a big goal.

391. Bitch, they over there sketching and things.

392. She over there thinking real hard, bitch.

393. Typically when we think of white, we think bridal,

394. and I've already done bridal for a design challenge.

395. - I love the sketch. - Thanks.

396. I want more of a fantasy,

397. and I just don't know what the fantasy is.

398. I wanna think outside of the box and create something different,

399. so I'm going through sketch after sketch...

400. Trying to land on something

401. that will make the judges go wow.

402. But it's proving to be quite difficult.

403. Oh, I've done the stretch the wrong way. Aah!

404. Welcome to the design challenge.

405. Hey, ladies!

406. - Hey! - Hi, Ru!

407. Hi, Jinkxy, come on over.

408. Oh, hello.

409. Hi, Jinkx. You've got your legendary Legend pin.

410. I sure do.

411. Why did you choose Shea

412. to receive the platinum plunger?

413. I thought I gotta make sure

414. someone who already has a star doesn't get a second star

415. before I get my second star.

416. I love that strategy.

417. Now, in the years since you've been here,

418. have your sewing skills improved or—

419. - Not a bit, no. - Not a bit.

420. But I'm very good at braiding.

421. Uh-huh.

422. If I braid a dress,

423. I don't have to worry about my sewing skills.

424. I mean, this looks better than what it is,

425. which is three strips of fabric that I hastily cut.

426. - Sure. Yeah, yeah. - I hope this works,

427. because otherwise I'm gonna end up

428. just dipping myself in honey

429. and rolling around in the fabric

430. and hoping for the best.

431. So now you got green.

432. Yeah, yeah. I want to be seen in green, RuPaul.

433. Oh, my goodness.

434. What are you planning for tomorrow's ball?

435. I would have loved to live in the seventies,

436. like, the love, the drugs, the sex,

437. it would have been fabulous.

438. It was fabulous. It was gorgeous.

439. So you're gonna do a seventies look?

440. Yes.

441. Okay, good.

442. So, now, the first week you were in the top two,

443. but you haven't been given the plunger.

444. Why do you think you haven't been given the plunger?

445. Ru, that is for you and me to talk

446. at a Tic-Tac lunch after the show.

447. Okay.

448. Because this season, I'm coming with strategy, Ru.

449. This is Drag Race Survivor.

450. - Well, keep it going. - Yeah.

451. Jaida Essence Hall, I love all these different textures.

452. Texture is a way to break up black

453. and make it something new and fun.

454. That is gorgeous, and that is Jaida Essence Hall.

455. Now, do you think you can pull that off?

456. That is the question of the day.

457. Okay.

458. I think that I'm taking on a lot,

459. but I am confident that I can do it.

460. Almost every single thing that I wore on Season 12

461. I made myself.

462. Wow. Now, if you can pull that outfit off,

463. this is gonna be fantastic.

464. Make this challenge the one

465. where you get your legendary Legend Star.

466. Okay! Thank you. Yeah, I'm excited.

467. Last week I was surprised by that Boogieman.

468. Boo!

469. I was surprised how sexy he was.

470. I was going for spooky, but somehow I turned it sexy.

471. It was a huge hit.

472. We usually see you go for the creepy, weird, avant-garday.

473. - Avant-gardee. - Eee.

474. Is that what you're doing with your design?

475. So I got pink, and I think pink

476. is a really, like, frilly, girly, like, ooh, color,

477. and I want to still capture some of that, but make it punk.

478. So I'm thinking of doing, like,

479. a pink mesh bodysuit from head to toe.

480. And not tuck.

481. And not tuck a bit.

482. - Uh-huh.

483. My interpretation of pink is probably not going to be

484. the pretty, pink, pleasing picture

485. that people... portray.

486. Ah, I did it!

487. Jaida, you're so quiet.

488. Bitch, I'm trying to get a fucking star, bitch.

489. Okay? Imma shut up today, bitch.

490. I am choosing to take a very difficult route

491. by making this look from a lot of tiny pieces.

492. Bitch, I'm like edited.

493. Maybe I'm being too ambitious, ho.

494. Maybe I have bitten off more than I can chew,

495. but I have to step it up and get this done,

496. because this is a competition full of legends, baby,

497. and I did not come here for my legacy to be shaken.

498. It should be bacon.

499. I like bacon.

500. - Yeah. - Something like layer,

501. like, some of that one, and then do some of this one.

502. I love it.

503. And then do some more of the other one, like—

504. - Just like different chains. - Uh-huh, yes, yes.

505. All of this, all of this, all of this.

506. All of it, all of this, all of that, all of this, all of that.

507. All of it, all of it, all of it.

508. Whew, bitch.

509. - Whew. - Let me get to work, bitch. Bye.

510. - Monét, that's turning out cute. - Thank you.

511. This week's challenge is the Realness of Fortune Ball,

512. and in these design challenges,

513. you need to know how to sell your garment,

514. and I know I can do that with this look for sure.

515. Whoa, you see that little

516. mint chocolate chip booty over there?

517. Monét, please answer the age-old question.

518. - Oh, God. - What that booty do?

519. Y'all think her ass is the biggest thing on her body,

520. look at her shoulders.

521. Shut the fuck up.

522. I love my booty.

523. Y'all got your skinny legends, baby.

524. I'm a thicc icon, okay?

525. Small waist and big talent.

526. Ooh, that's my tagline: small waist, big talent.

527. Yes. Ooh, that's good.

528. Oh, Shea!

529. - Here comes the bride. - Right.

530. You know, I was telling myself I wasn't gonna go bridal, but—

531. When life hands you white...

532. - Right.

533. The materials are leading me in this direction.

534. I can't fight it, so I'm doing gorgeous bridal couture.

535. White.

536. What did you call me?

537. What if all of a sudden you said that

538. and people started really thinking that I was white,

539. and then my credit score went up outta nowhere?

540. Oh, my gosh.

541. I wish somebody would say it about me.

542. Trinity, so if you're not good at math,

543. how are you so good at sewing?

544. Um, I guess a lot.

545. Once I get past these straps,

546. the rest of this will go pretty fast, I think.

547. I have been working this tuck to the bone,

548. and I feel good, bitch.

549. Werk, Trinity.

550. Girl, like, you've whipped out

551. a full on, finished drag queen "look at my cutouts."

552. I'm pretty fast.

553. I hate you so much for it, I want you to know.

554. She's such a bitch.

555. It would be, like, really sad

556. if somebody, like, accidentally put an iron on that

557. and melted it or something.

558. Oh, my God.

559. Oh, look, an iron.

560. Oh, I did it!

561. There's a whole-ass seam.

562. Is that your first seam?

563. It feels like it.

564. What if I go this way?

565. It almost looks like a big—like a—

566. like a vagina opening up.

567. Yes, labia majora and labia minora.

568. It could also be a testicle.

569. - Oh, it could be a testicle! - It could be a testicle!

570. I look around the room,

571. and everyone's having fun and laughing

572. and able to pretty much figure everything out with their look.

573. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

574. And I'm sitting over here in Glue Town, USA,

575. population Jinkx.

576. - Jinkx? - Huh?

577. - How you doing? - Mm.

578. Do you need help?

579. I—you know.

580. Where are you at? What are we doing?

581. I'm just not feeling it anymore.

582. I mean, I came this close to just ripping everything up.

583. But, yeah, that's where I'm at.

584. I hate it, and I don't think I have time

585. to do something different.

586. When I started working on my dress,

587. I had a very clear vision,

588. and I actually thought I was handling it.

589. We can add another little piece up underneath it.

590. And then I took one big step back

591. and I realized I hated my dress.

592. Right now I just wanna get a front and back to this.

593. I hate it, and I hate hating it.

594. Okay. Hot glue.

595. Make sure that this seam—

596. - Mm-hmm, is folded in. - Well, yeah. There you go.

597. It looks like one big mess of rhinestones and tulle.

598. But sweet, darling Trinity

599. is trying to make me feel better, you know?

600. Bless her heart.

601. Oh, I hate my dress.

602. Good morning.

603. It's a new day!

604. Ready to have a ball.

605. Category is fashion?

606. Today we present the Realness of Fortune Ball.

607. I got a star, I got a dress.

608. You just need a nap, you know.

609. - Yeah, I need a nap. - You need a nap.

610. I am feeling two thirds confident

611. because we have three looks to present,

612. and two of them are stellar

613. and one I made myself.

614. Yeah, give it to mama.

615. Did you sign a consent form?

616. - Oh! Oh!

617. Well, that woke me up.

618. What in bloody hell?

619. I think my British accent's getting better. I mean—

620. Is it?

621. Today is going to be a day, girl.

622. How's it going over here?

623. Good, good, good.

624. I had to redo this because it was a little long,

625. and I know you're gonna think I'm delusional,

626. but I really think

627. I'm about to sell the fuck out this outfit.

628. Yeah, you better werk, bitch.

629. I really believe in this outfit.

630. So we still got each other's back?

631. Same.

632. Yes, yes.

633. There is still an alliance between the Twinners

634. to not block each other.

635. I won't.

636. - Oh, uh-huh. - laughs]

637. But y'all know I am here to play Drag Race Survivor,

638. so I'm thinking about all the things,

639. all the moving pieces.

640. And I feel like Trinity and I

641. need to rope more people into the alliance.

642. - Jinkx! - Yes, Mother?

643. What's the alliance talking about?

644. Oh, my God.

645. No, you're in this conversation.

646. What have you got going on?

647. This is a fucking game, bitch.

648. I don't know.

649. I mean, it's so tempting, but—

650. It's a smart move.

651. Is it, though?

652. - Yes! - Yes!

653. And this alliance just means we will never block each other?

654. - That's it. That's all. - You got it. That's it.

655. The idea of alliances gives me reservations,

656. because if I were to team up with someone

657. and have to be worrying about what their goals are,

658. then maybe I'm not focusing on my own.

659. But imagine being in, like, that hard spot

660. where it's, like, one of us

661. is the clear person who should get blocked,

662. and it would be silly

663. not to block the person who has the most stars?

664. The Twinners could be entering a three-legged race

665. that they're not gonna win.

666. I don't think I can be in an alliance,

667. but I will say you were very helpful,

668. and I will remember that the next time I'm on top.

669. You've been my, like, sister I confide in.

670. So I'm not gonna just go blocking y'all willy-nilly,

671. but I don't know if I can, like, sign a devil's deal

672. - this early in the competition. - Bitch, I want your firstborn.

673. I want a blood oath.

674. I need the contract!

675. - I think we have our answer. - Yeah.

676. Yeah, werk.

677. Miss Jinkx, I know what she's doing.

678. She has plans.

679. I have no idea what those plans are.

680. Well, listen—

681. - Twinner. - Twinner.

682. Twinner, Twinner, Twinner.

683. Twinner, Twinner, two chicken dinners.

684. So even though certain people have blocked me,

685. I'm willing to let bygones be bygones.

686. And I'm just checking in to see...

687. That's a strong alliance.

688. Oh, the three of us.

689. Okay, so then what are we just agreeing to, then?

690. - We just won't block each other? - Yeah, that's it.

691. That everybody else is fair game?

692. Yeah.

693. Like, you and I are the only two out of the three of us

694. that have experienced the blocking experience.

695. So my thing is

696. I feel like it really only benefits Monét in this moment,

697. so that's why I'm, like, hesitant.

698. Because she was the only one that has a legendary Legend Star

699. that hasn't been blocked.

700. What is it that Monét is guaranteeing us?

701. So I see what's happening.

702. Monét has a legendary Legend Star and no block.

703. So who do we think is next up on the chopping block?

704. She's trying to build a safety net.

705. I ain't walking into an alliance, am I?

706. No, come on. Come in here.

707. Actually, that's exactly what you're doing.

708. Oh. Oh.

709. Ugh. A secret alliance ain't secret

710. if everybody knows about it, sweetie.

711. People are having conversations

712. about, you know, who not to block, so—

713. Oh.

714. Have you talked with anybody about an alliance?

715. About who not to block?

716. I have not thought about any of that.

717. - And, like, this is very, like— - This is a strategy game.

718. Yeah, I know, but, like, I haven't thought about that.

719. And, like, now, like, maybe I might have to just—

720. The way to win the game is strategy.

721. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

722. Mm. Well, that's something to think about.

723. It's a lot to think about.

724. But we need to get ready.

725. Get yo motherfucking ducks in a row.

726. - Yes, ma'am.

727. Wow, okay, tea.

728. I feel bamboozled.

729. I'm bewildered and beguiled

730. by the fact that alliances are forming.

731. Maybe I need one,

732. but I'm not trying to get into no, like, back corner drag gang

733. or none of that.

734. Just so you know, Shea is not on board.

735. - She's not? - Not completely.

736. And what?

737. Welcome to the main stage

738. of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, All Winners.

739. Michelle Visage, are you ready to play our game?

740. Just call me Spinderella.

741. - How about I don't? - Okay.

742. Style superstar Carson Kressley, have you ever bought a vowel?

743. No, but I have paid for sex.

744. Therapy. Therapy. I'm cured!

745. And our extra-special guest judge,

746. the fabulous Kirby Howell-Baptiste.

747. I'm so happy you're here.

748. Now, I wanted to ask you, why do women kill?

749. You know, I don't know,

750. but I would kill to look as good as you, Ru.

751. You're so lovely.

752. Thank you.

753. This week we challenged our All Stars

754. to serve three prize-winning looks

755. at the Realness of Fortune Ball.

756. Racers, start your engines,

757. and may the best legend win.

758. Welcome, children,

759. to the Realness of Fortune Ball.

760. Category is Vanna White Realness.

761. Yay!

762. - Amazing! - Wow!

763. I can't believe I'm walking the runway

764. onRuPaul's Drag Race.

765. I'm serving Vanna White Realness in black sequins.

766. I hope Michelle thinks I'm "eloguent."

767. - Yeah! - Beautiful!

768. Hello.

769. Vanna White, what are you doing here?

770. You can't do Vanna White Realness without me.

771. - My goodness, you look gorgeous. - Stunning.

772. 10s, 10s, 10s across the board.

773. Yes!

774. - Oh, thank you. - I gotta tell you,

775. I am a huge fan of America's game.

776. Now, would you like to give Drag Racea spin?

777. I would be honored.

778. Category is Vanna White Realness.

779. First up, Jinkx Monsoon.

780. Oh, my God, that's Vanna White,

781. and she's wearing black.

782. This queen stole my look!

783. Black isn't the first color you think

784. when you think Vanna White,

785. so thank you for doing me that solid, Vanna.

786. Come up and buy a vowel sometime.

787. Yes.

788. Shea Couleé.

789. Oh!

790. I'm serving dipped-in-chocolate Vanna White realness.

791. I just feel so serene and classic.

792. I'd like to solve the puzzle. Gorgeous.

793. Monét X Change.

794. Oh!

795. - You are stunning, Vanna! - You are!

796. I'm serving you sexy, thicc icon Vanna White.

797. I have this high, high, high slit,

798. and I think she looks fabulous.

799. Oh, I ran into Monét.

800. She says "thigh."

801. Jaida Essence Hall.

802. Vanna White is probably the first white lady

803. that has ever been in my household.

804. Ding, ding!

805. That's good.

806. We watched her every single day,

807. and so I know exactly how to serve her

808. like nobody else's business.

809. Would you like to solve my puzzle?

810. Ooh!

811. Raja.

812. Oh, my fucking God.

813. I would sit with my grandmother,

814. and we would watch Wheel of Fortune together.

815. I'm sure wherever she's watching from in another realm,

816. that she's really quite proud of me

817. in my almost exact Vanna look.

818. I think she's coming for my job.

819. Yvie Oddly.

820. Ooh!

821. She is ginged for the gods.

822. The category is Vanna White Realness,

823. and this is my interpretation.

824. I never wear wigs this big,

825. and I feel like the most gorgeous bitch

826. in this whole studio.

827. We're twins!

828. Ginger? I hardly even know her.

829. The Vivienne.

830. Crushing the velvet.

831. Oh, hi, me!

832. How are you?

833. We've never looked better.

834. My Vanna White realness

835. is this stunning, peachy velvet number.

836. I just feel gorgeous.

837. A-E-I-O you look fabulous.

838. Trinity the Tuck.

839. Aah!

840. Miss Vanna White

841. is the only pageant queen on the TV.

842. Wow.

843. Wheel of sparkle.

844. Beautiful.

845. Girl, I have so many rhinestones on this dress,

846. she weighs a ton.

847. This hair is back-teased to the 1980s.

848. I own all of Merv Griffin Productions.

849. Category is Before and After.

850. Up first, Jinkx Monsoon

851. serving What Ever Happened to Baby Jane Fonda?

852. I took Jane Fonda as Barbarella,

853. mixed her with Bette Davis as Baby Jane

854. to create my favorite look ever.

855. I'm really Fonda this.

856. Shea Couleé serving Gold Tooth Fairy.

857. She's coming for your crown.

858. Girl, you better watch it.

859. I got the attitude.

860. Like, you don't wanna run into this fairy

861. in a dark alley.

862. She got her little wrench,

863. and she is gonna come and repossess those gold teeth,

864. because you've been late on your payments.

865. Takes a licking, but keeps on...

866. ticking.

867. Monét X Change

868. serving Bob the Drag Queen Elizabeth.

869. She's coming straight from Tuckingham Palace.

870. I'm doing Bob's

871. iconic neon paint drip look reimagined.

872. It's a very Queen Elizabeth silhouette

873. with a Bob the Drag Queen twist.

874. I walk into the palace purse first.

875. Uh-huh.

876. Jaida Essence Hall serving Bag Lady In Red.

877. I am giving you a demure lady,

878. strolling through the park, feeling like a rich bitch.

879. She seems like she has a little baggage.

880. I have my bags attached to this beautiful structured gown,

881. with some delicious snacks.

882. Is that a Twizzler in your turban,

883. or are you just happy to see us?

884. Raja serving Olivia Newton-John Waters.

885. - Ooh!

886. I have chosen a look

887. that Olivia Newton-John is most iconic for:

888. the Sandy look inGrease,

889. combining that with John Waters' pencil-thin moustache.

890. She's bouncing a lot.

891. I wonder if she has to Xanadoo-doo.

892. Yvie Oddly serving Cardi B. Arthur.

893. Oh, wow.

894. Bea Arthur is not having it.

895. Once I pop my jacket open

896. and whip my hair off, I am Cardi B.

897. The "B" obviously stands for "boobs."

898. Tits out, tongue out, ass out, letting it all hang out.

899. She loves cheesecake and wet-ass pussy.

900. The Vivienne serving Princess Diana Ross.

901. - Ooh! - Ooh!

902. This is Diana's classic suit

903. with an eighties disco twist.

904. The hair is huge, giving Diana Ross at the Super Bowl.

905. The Supreme queen.

906. Yeah.

907. Trinity the Tuck serving RuPaul Charles II.

908. Oh, dear.

909. Look at those knickers!

910. Girl, I am giving you some histrah:

911. RuPaul mixed with Charles II,

912. some king from overseas, bitch.

913. I don't know. He just was a dandy,

914. whatever that means.

915. She's going for baroque.

916. Yeah.

917. Category is Realness of Fortune Eleganza.

918. Inspired by the lavender fields of Provence,

919. it's Jinkx Monsoon.

920. Come on, Purple Rain.

921. This is pretty.

922. It's held together with hot glue and a prayer,

923. but if I were in a Greek tragedy

924. playing the goddess Athena, you'd buy that.

925. Community theater, maybe, but still.

926. I think she's gonna Mount Olympus.

927. Inspired by the White Cliffs of Dover,

928. it's Shea Couleé.

929. I definitely do.

930. I'm giving you Marie Laveau at her wedding.

931. New Orleans, it's humid,

932. so I gotta put my hair up in this gorgeous turban

933. and just drape my veil so elegantly over it.

934. I now pronounce you stunning.

935. Inspired by the green Emerald Isle of Ireland,

936. it's Monét X Change.

937. - Ooh-ah, ooh-ah! - Ooh!

938. Harem? I don't even know him!

939. I'm serving you Irish disco fantasy diva.

940. The afro is right, the jewelry is right.

941. Baby, don't be jealous of my booty—I mean, beauty.

942. She's just now getting home

943. from Studio 50-whore.

944. Inspired by Hawaii's black sand beach,

945. it's Jaida Essence Hall.

946. Someone's been eating crow.

947. Yes.

948. I am really feeling

949. this super-edgy, fantastical fantasy.

950. I am punishing the runway,

951. and I feel like a sickening, dark superhero.

952. That's so Raven.

953. Inspired by the Golden Pagoda in Myanmar,

954. it's Raja.

955. Oh, Ru, I bet she can't wait

956. to see how this turns out.

957. Yes.

958. Fuck, I look great!

959. It is gold on gold on gold on gold.

960. Golden goddess.

961. She obviously is Miss Universe representing Myanmar.

962. For fuck's sake, I'd give myself a shoot.

963. You know, we should just sleeve her alone.

964. Inspired by The Pink City of Jaipur, India,

965. it's Yvie Oddly.

966. Yvie Oddly, very cape-able.

967. Yes.

968. I'm serving my best editorial ghost.

969. I've got this dramatic cape,

970. and I am flinging her everywhere.

971. I want the judges to look at me

972. and be, like, what is this monster?

973. You've heard of two in the pink?

974. Well, she got all three in the pink.

975. Mm-hmm.

976. Inspired by the Great Blue Hole of Belize,

977. it's The Vivienne.

978. Turquoise brings all the boys.

979. I feel like $800 million.

980. This dress is hugging my figure in every right place.

981. RuPaul is looking me up and down,

982. and I know she wants to wear this.

983. Gorgeous.

984. - Yes. - Yeah.

985. Inspired by Red Square in Moscow,

986. it's Trinity the Tuck.

987. It's the latext in fashion.

988. I am giving you

989. the only dominatrix fantasy realness,

990. with a mask and long hair all in red.

991. Girl, I'm about to whup somebody's ass

992. with this little—

993. What is it called?

994. I don't know what they're called.

995. She is heating up the runway.

996. - Ooh! - Ooh!

997. Guys, it's cracked!

998. Crack kills.

999. So, Vanna, can you stay?

1000. I'd love to, Ru,

1001. but I have to go to the mall with Pat Sajak

1002. to buy some vowels.

1003. Oh, yes.

1004. So I'll see you later, okay?

1005. Yeah, no, I totally understand.

1006. Thank you, Vanna.

1007. Thank you so much. It was so much fun. Bye.

1008. Yay, Vanna White.

1009. Welcome, queens.

1010. Tonight, I'll name the top two All Stars of the week

1011. and award each of them a legendary Legend Star,

1012. unless she has been blocked.

1013. Now it's time for the judges' critiques,

1014. starting with Jinkx Monsoon.

1015. So let's start with your Vanna White look.

1016. To me, it was a little more old Hollywood

1017. in the 1930s and the 1940s.

1018. But I gotta tell you,

1019. I don't think I've ever seen you look more glamorous.

1020. Your Whatever Happened to Baby Jane Fonda was just genius.

1021. I agree.

1022. Also, it was really nice to see your body,

1023. because you have a great body, and you looked amazing.

1024. And this one, you actually did a good job putting it together

1025. and the way you roped it and made it kind of Grecian.

1026. The color looks pretty on you.

1027. I think you did a decent job

1028. knowing that you're no seamstress.

1029. But I have to say Trinity took some time to just help me

1030. so I could come out here and not feel like Boo Boo the Fool.

1031. Watch out, because this is my one weakness, y'all.

1032. Up next, Shea Couleé.

1033. Hi.

1034. So your Vanna White Realness was that beautiful pink gown.

1035. I was getting a little more Audrey Hepburn

1036. than I was Vanna,

1037. but the gown was stunning and you looked beautiful.

1038. Didn't give me Vanna White,

1039. but I kind of didn't care because it was so gorgeous.

1040. And then the second look, I totally got the story

1041. of this hustler Gold Tooth Fairy who'd take your stuff, pawn it.

1042. I thought it was wicked.

1043. And then the way this is constructed,

1044. I mean, creating a boned corset

1045. in, like, however many hours you had, unbelievable.

1046. To me, this look

1047. is the definition of, like, for the culture.

1048. Like, the head wrap is showing how beautiful, how classy,

1049. how innovative it is and we are.

1050. Yeah, very smart.

1051. And actually, all of your looks were absolutely gorgeous.

1052. Really, really well done.

1053. Thank you, Shea.

1054. Thank you, Ru.

1055. Up next, Monét X Change.

1056. - Yes! - Whoo, whoo!

1057. Vanna White, you were giving us

1058. kind of Wheel of Fortune after dark, you know?

1059. It was, like, a little bit—

1060. It was way sluttier than Vanna would ever do,

1061. and I appreciate that.

1062. Your Bob the Drag Queen Elizabeth,

1063. the funniest moment to me was, yes, the purse first,

1064. but you did that kind of purse first.

1065. That's very funny and very smart.

1066. This look is very you.

1067. It's fun, it's celebratory.

1068. I mean, you gave us that cold shoulder,

1069. you gave us a cold leg, which I've never seen before.

1070. My favorite color. Money and weed.

1071. Yes!

1072. Up next, Jaida Essence Hall.

1073. Jaida, you don't disappoint.

1074. Your Vanna White, you looked beautiful,

1075. the outfit was lovely, the hair was gorgeous.

1076. Your Before and After was really smart.

1077. Bag Lady in Red. Who would have thought

1078. to incorporate backpacks into a skirt?

1079. Not me.

1080. You invented the new cargo pant!

1081. And then this is incredible.

1082. Like, the details on this

1083. and the workmanship are really fantastic.

1084. Boy, is it a home run.

1085. It's really, really gorgeous.

1086. What I love about it is it also has this volcanic aspect to it.

1087. It's gorgeous. I wish I could wear that.

1088. I should wear that. Gimme that, gimme that.

1089. - Up next, Raja. - Hi.

1090. When I saw you turn the corner as Vanna...

1091. I was, like, can I buy an O, an M, and a G?

1092. Because it was so good.

1093. I loved the Vanna White Realness.

1094. For me, that was instantly recognizable.

1095. Your Olivia Newton-John Waters,

1096. I definitely think you could have gone further with John.

1097. I couldn't see the moustache.

1098. I was even using my bifocals,

1099. and I was, like, I still couldn't see it.

1100. So I needed more John.

1101. This look, it is spectacular.

1102. It's too much in the very best possible way.

1103. Stun-ning.

1104. So gorgeous.

1105. How you did the flounciness and the pleating

1106. and the collar with the sleeves,

1107. - this is, like, gobsmacking. - Thank you.

1108. Up next, Yvie Oddly.

1109. Hi-ho!

1110. So Vanna White Realness,

1111. I love green and red hair together.

1112. It's a beautiful combination.

1113. I really didn't get Vanna White,

1114. but I did like what it was.

1115. And the Cardi B. Arthur,

1116. I mean, come on, that is so stupid.

1117. - I love that.

1118. I mean, just saying those words together is funny.

1119. I thought that was really well done.

1120. Cardi B. does the whole tongue out thing.

1121. Like, the tongue and a bit of ass,

1122. straightaway I know that's Cardi B.

1123. This look, it's kind of like

1124. a deconstructed kind of punk vibe to me.

1125. Sometimes people just think punk has to be black

1126. and it has to be aggressive,

1127. and I like that there was a little bit of softness.

1128. To make pink edgy is a skill. I like this pink.

1129. I think it's really cool.

1130. - Thank you. - Thank you.

1131. Up next, The Vivienne.

1132. Hi!

1133. This dress is so gorgeous, and you love it, don't you?

1134. Yeah, I do. Aah!

1135. So beautiful.

1136. You look incredible.

1137. And the fact that you, you know,

1138. whipped this up for this challenge

1139. is mind boggling to me.

1140. RuPaul could wear this.

1141. It's just really, really beautiful.

1142. And your Vanna White Realness, it wasn't super, super Vanna,

1143. but I was in love with it because it was so beautiful.

1144. And then your Princess Diana Ross,

1145. what I loved was coming out and being Lady Di

1146. and being very shy,

1147. and then breaking into the sort of celebratory moment.

1148. That to me felt really Diana,

1149. and I thought that was really special,

1150. and to me, quite sentimental.

1151. Thank you.

1152. Up next, Trinity the Tuck.

1153. I loved that Vanna White Realness.

1154. You were selling it really, really well

1155. You were keeping it Wheel, okay?

1156. Because it was the essence of Vanna White.

1157. It was gorgeous, it was opulent.

1158. I loved that outfit.

1159. RuPaul Charles II.

1160. Who the fuck knows who Charles II is?

1161. I Googled him. I know everything!

1162. He was a king!

1163. I really loved what you did with it.

1164. I think you presented it really well.

1165. This is really amazing.

1166. You know how to do you so well.

1167. You look kind of like a sexy superhero.

1168. Those cutouts look like they were done by a laser machine.

1169. How did you get the symmetry so perfect?

1170. Somehow math was involved.

1171. Math?

1172. I think that they have it in some educational systems.

1173. But in Alabama, you only learned about King Charles.

1174. Yep.

1175. - The second. - The second, bitch.

1176. Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough.

1177. While you untuck in the werkroom,

1178. the judges and I will deliberate.

1179. You may leave the stage.

1180. All right, now, just between us squirrel friends,

1181. what do you think?

1182. Now, we have to pick our top two queens,

1183. which isn't very easy tonight.

1184. For me, it's definitely Jaida Essence Hall and Shea.

1185. Y'all, Jaida came to slay tonight.

1186. She came out swinging.

1187. That Vanna White Realness look was fantastic.

1188. The best part about it was the stupid faces she was making

1189. when she was presenting it.

1190. Her Before and After,

1191. Bag Lady in Red, how smart was that?

1192. When I heard that, I was, like, mm,

1193. she's gonna do, like, a bag lady, like, on the street.

1194. - Right, right. - And then she gave us

1195. this quilted, chic ball skirt with backpacks.

1196. Her Realness of Fortune, that, to me,

1197. was one of my favorite looks of the whole night.

1198. It was dark, it was sexy, and a little bit goth,

1199. but not on the nose.

1200. I think she absolutely smashed it.

1201. But also, Shea is really here to play this game.

1202. Her Gold Tooth Fairy was fantastic.

1203. I love the tongue-in-cheekness of it.

1204. It was current, it felt like now, and I—

1205. - It's timely.

1206. Very timely with the watches. Thank you, Carson.

1207. That bridal gown that she made herself was so beautiful.

1208. You know, when you think about the way they end fashion shows

1209. with the bridal look, that was very that.

1210. It was so smart,

1211. the way she had the veil sort of knotted,

1212. and it was brilliant.

1213. Shea is really, I think,

1214. one of the strongest fashion girls in the competition.

1215. I want her to be in the top.

1216. I'm a little torn about that Vanna look.

1217. And then Raja

1218. was really one of the top performances of the night.

1219. That Vanna White Realness look, every detail, perfect.

1220. The hair, the makeup, stunning.

1221. The Realness of Fortune look,

1222. it looks like a fashion illustration,

1223. just those over-the-top ruffles.

1224. The waist is too little and the shoulders are too big,

1225. and it's a fantasy.

1226. That was, like, cha-cha Liberace,

1227. more is more.

1228. I absolutely loved it.

1229. But her Before and After Olivia Newton-John Waters

1230. was 99% bad Sandy and 1% John Waters.

1231. I will say this.

1232. I'm completely impressed

1233. by what Trinity did tonight, every look.

1234. Realness of Fortune, that was incredible.

1235. Dominatrix, sexy red dress.

1236. I feel like that would take professional seamstresses

1237. over a week to make.

1238. I don't know how she whipped that out.

1239. - She made her own riding crop. - Mm-hmm.

1240. Trinity's Vanna White Realness,

1241. that gown I could totally see on Vanna.

1242. - Yes. - So I really enjoyed that.

1243. But if you're gonna play RuPaul Charles,

1244. why would you not do RuPaul Charles Nelson Reilly?

1245. You could come out with RuPaul hair, an ascot.

1246. Yeah, it was a stretch,

1247. but again, she sold it so well,

1248. and it was so clean, it was so polished.

1249. I guess RuPaul Charles Manson was off the table.

1250. - Oh!

1251. That would have been funny, though!

1252. All right, silence.

1253. I've made my decision.

1254. Bring back my legends.

1255. - Where they at? - Get 'em back.

1256. Welcome back, ladies.

1257. Based on your Realness of Fortune runway presentations,

1258. I've made some decisions.

1259. The top two All Stars of the week are...

1260. Trinity the Tuck...

1261. Oh!

1262. And Jaida Essence Hall.

1263. Con-drag-ulations.

1264. You've each earned a legendary Legend Star.

1265. And you are both one step closer

1266. to the grand finale

1267. Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown for the crown.

1268. Ladies, the rest of you may take a seat.

1269. Well, shit.

1270. Two legends stand before me.

1271. Trinity and Jaida,

1272. this is your chance to impress me,

1273. win $10,000,

1274. and earn the power

1275. to block one of your fellow queens

1276. from receiving a legendary Legend Star next week.

1277. The time has come...

1278. for you to lip sync...

1279. for your legacy!

1280. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1281. That's how you do it, bitch!

1282. That's how you do it, bitch!

1283. Get them both $10,000.

1284. Yes!

1285. Ladies, I've made my decision.

1286. Jaida Essence Hall, con-drag-ulations.

1287. You're a winner, baby.

1288. And you've earned a cash tip of $10,000.

1289. Can I borrow a 20?

1290. I'll give you two,

1291. and you ain't gotta pay it back.

1292. Trinity the Tuck, you are free to slay another day.

1293. You may step to the back of the stage.

1294. I got my star!

1295. Queens, please join Jaida on the main stage.

1296. Jaida Essence Hall,

1297. with great power comes great responsibility.

1298. Using the platinum plunger...

1299. Show us which queen you've chosen to block.

1300. Look, y'all, I don't wanna think too hard about strategy,

1301. because I'll confuse myself.

1302. That's a real fact.

1303. But at the same time,

1304. the name of the game is making it to the top four

1305. and getting that $200,000.

1306. So if I gotta block a bitch, I'll do it.

1307. You have a nice back.

1308. That's what he said.

1309. Pip-pip.

1310. You look beautiful tonight.

1311. Don't I?

1312. Oh!

1313. You know what?

1314. I deserve this.

1315. Jinkx, next week, you can compete and even win,

1316. but Jaida has blocked you from earning a legendary Legend Star.

1317. Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

1318. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

1319. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

1320. Can I get an "amen" up in here?

1321. - Amen! - Amen!

1322. All right. Now let the music play!

1323. Next time onAll Stars...

1324. Everybody who has got a star has been blocked but this bitch.

1325. There's five stars and two that have not been blocked.

1326. Okay, bitch, now you getting too cute.

1327. Too close for comfort!

1328. For this week's maxi-challenge, you need to improv your way

1329. through the enchanted TV court show Fairytale Justice.

1330. Oh, no!

1331. Order in the Fairytale Court!

1332. She was howling in her pussy!

1333. I have not drank since this morning, I swear.

1334. Everyone is so good, which is so, so annoying.

1335. Bitch!