RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 7x2

1. Previously onAll Stars...

2. This season, winning legendary Legend stars

3. is everything.

4. In the grand finale,

5. the four queens with the most legendary Legend stars

6. will compete in a Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown

7. for the crown.

8. Whoo. Okay.

9. This the tournament of champions, bitch.

10. Hoo!

11. Do we do an alliance?

12. Bitch, if you wanna do an alliance—

13. - I mean, I'm very into it. - Let's do it.

14. Shea Couleé and Monét X Change, con-drag-ulations.

15. You've each earned a legendary Legend star.

16. This is your chance

17. to block one of your fellow queens

18. from receiving a legendary Legend star next week.

19. Shea Couleé, con-drag-ulations.

20. You're a winner, baby.

21. With great power comes great responsibility.

22. You're blocked.

23. Yes, Miss Shea winner.

24. Ooh, little old me.

25. Yay, Shea.

26. It feels so correct

27. to win the first challenge of the All Legends season.

28. I'm letting everybody know

29. that if they want to come out with a crown,

30. they're gonna have to go through me first.

31. Baby, she a brick house. Aow.

32. Con-drag-ulations, Shea.

33. Thank you.

34. And also congratulations,

35. because you got a legendary Legend star, bitch.

36. - A star, bitch. - A star, bitch.

37. So at this point, two bitches are closer

38. to potentially— thank you—

39. um, winning.

40. And one is a step literally behind.

41. This could be the beginning of her downfall.

42. Am I a bad friend?

43. - No. - No.

44. - Kinda.

45. Oh, shit.

46. - Oh! - Oh!

47. Speak of the devil, girl!

48. - Werk. - Trintity.

49. I've fought worse monsters in Hollywood for years!

50. I know how to win the hard way.

51. Okay, so let me explain.

52. You know, you and I have the most history

53. competing in this competition together.

54. Uh-huh.

55. And I was, like, okay, this is still the beginning,

56. and I know what a fierce competitor you are.

57. Uh-huh.

58. I said, if there's one person

59. that can bounce back immediately from this

60. and, like, not be fazed, I knew it was you.

61. So that's why I picked you.

62. Well...

63. I understand your reasoning,

64. and I...

65. will accept.

66. Aw!

67. You don't have a choice.

68. I know.

69. Let her be dignified!

70. Damn you, Shea Couleé!

71. Girl, I thought we were friends.

72. But you know what?

73. The only reason why you would block someone

74. is because you find them to be competition.

75. So, girl, I guess it's a compliment.

76. So the competition is starting.

77. But don't get cute, bitch,

78. because you can block The Tuck one time,

79. but she's going to bounce right back.

80. I have a fire under my ass,

81. and it ain't gonorrhea.

82. Huh! Ha ha ha ha!

83. The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

84. receives a one-year supply

85. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

86. a cash prize of $200,000,

87. and will be crowned queen of all queens.

88. With extra-special guest judge style icon Daphne Guinness.

89. We're back!

90. - Wow. - Wow.

91. Another day, another slay, okay?

92. I feel fabulous, girl.

93. I have this brand-new, stainless steel,

94. gold-plated legendary Legend star on my hat,

95. and it's glamorous.

96. It's like when you, like,

97. walk through, like, a real bad neighborhood, you're like, oh,

98. everyone's looking at my jewelry, girl.

99. Mind your business.

100. It's gorgeous.

101. My eyes are up here.

102. Trinity, just think,

103. next time you walk in the werkroom, you might have one.

104. Oh, wait.

105. But full tea, not blocking anyone,

106. this fits perfectly in my fantasy.

107. I do not wanna put a target on my back.

108. I have established myself as a fierce competitor

109. winning a star.

110. Got an alliance over here.

111. All of the pieces are working together.

112. So how does it feel, like, walking in

113. with a target on your chest hat?

114. I mean, does it really give us a target?

115. I don't feel like—

116. Oh, bitch, you are top of my list.

117. I'm gonna start where the people are already shining.

118. You know, I kind of agree

119. that what would make the most sense

120. is to block a girl with a star to slow them down.

121. How pissed off would you be if you got blocked after a win?

122. I'm coming for you.

123. Can we still be friends, even if—

124. - No. - No.

125. But you can only block somebody

126. if they're not one of the top two,

127. so me and Monét just have to remain in the top two.

128. You know what I'm saying?

129. - The strategy is win. - Stay afloat.

130. Hello, hello, hello!

131. Look at you all!

132. Good morning, queens.

133. Good morning.

134. For this week's maxi-challenge...

135. We're playing the Snatch Game.

136. I feel it!

137. Are you excited?

138. No.

139. But for All Stars, All Winners,

140. I'm asking you to double down

141. on your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.

142. You won't be impersonating just one celebrity.

143. You need to impersonate two celebrities.

144. Oh, my God.

145. That's right, two celebrities, one Snatch.

146. Now, this I gotta see.

147. Racers, start your engines, and may the best legend win.

148. I'm obsessed with Jaida.

149. Fantasy!

150. Today's maxi-challenge

151. is my favorite challenge in Drag Racehistory,

152. and that is Snatch Game.

153. Whoo!

154. I'm doing Joanna Lumley from Absolutely Fabulous,

155. and Catherine Tate.

156. She is a British comedian.

157. Snatch Gameis such an important challenge,

158. because it just shows

159. this plethora of skills that you need as a queen:

160. makeup transformation, character impersonations,

161. and making people laugh.

162. And, I mean, I slayed my first-ever Snatch Game.

163. There's three million people

164. here watching me today.

165. And I've got a lot of impersonations in my arse-enal.

166. So bring it on!

167. Character acting is my safe space

168. and my place to play.

169. So what you're saying is Shea should have blocked you.

170. I mean, I'm looking forward to it.

171. Yeah.

172. We've got some really strong Snatchers here.

173. He won, so, Trinity...

174. Malibu, baby. Ha! Ha!

175. Shea.

176. Yeah, boy!

177. - Uh-huh. - Me, Jinkx.

178. The label is faded.

179. I can never tell if it's paté

180. or if it's giblets for the cats.

181. Neither of you won your Snatch Games.

182. What are you talking about?

183. I mean, that's just a fact.

184. Shea, I think you gave us

185. woke progressive Flavor Flav.

186. Gender is a construct, man.

187. Tear it apart.

188. - Thank you. - Who you got this time?

189. I'm gonna do Miss J. Alexander,

190. and I'm gonna do Elsa Majimbo.

191. Who is that?

192. So she's TikTok/Twitter famous.

193. She's always kind of, like, doing little monologues

194. with, like, potato chips and sunglasses.

195. And she goes, hee hee hee.

196. Yes, absolutely, yes.

197. I love that she does have, like, a physical punchline

198. with, like, the potato chip and the sunglasses,

199. but I'm going to try my hardest

200. to, like, allow myself to have fun as this character.

201. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun.

202. This is gonna be a good Snatch Game.

203. - I hope so. - Snatch Games.

204. This is, like, the Olympics of Snatch Game.

205. - Monét. - Yes, my love?

206. Are you excited for Snatch Game?

207. I am excited for Snatch Game.

208. Snatch Game, though, is a little tricky for me.

209. I just have this love/hate with Snatch Game, you know?

210. Like, it's a very tumultuous relationship.

211. We go through it, and when we're in love, we're in love,

212. and when we hate each other, we really hate each other.

213. So...

214. here we go.

215. I'm actually excited for two,

216. because I was having a hard time narrowing it down,

217. and now I don't have to. I can do both.

218. Who are you doing?

219. Natasha Lyonne and Judy Garland.

220. I didn't wanna do Judy until I got the blessing

221. from my friend Thirsty Burlington.

222. She used to do Judy, but she retired this character,

223. so she gave me her blessing.

224. She said "Take it and shine, darling."

225. Werk!

226. Why are you acting like this?

227. You know, this is where when you're hungry,

228. I'll make you a Salisbury steak sandwich.

229. Oh, I'm so jealous.

230. Can we, like, switch for this?

231. Can we do Freaky Friday this Snatch Game?

232. You play Martin Lawrence and Mike Tyson as Monét,

233. the blackface of it all, bitch, cancelled.

234. You know what, let's switch.

235. Let's get ya canceled, Jinkx!

236. That's what you're here to do!

237. This is my literal nightmare in some ways,

238. because, like, I bombed one, and now we have to do two.

239. On my season, I bombed Snatch Gamewith Whoopi.

240. Her joints.

241. Her joints are always wet.

242. I'm just nervous

243. going up against so many people

244. who wrote the literal book on Snatch Game,

245. and I haven't graduated my first Snatchclass.

246. I'm doing my own interpretation of the Boogieman.

247. Okay. Oh, werk!

248. Because he's, like, a made-up character,

249. he's been under all of your beds.

250. And then my second option, Rico Nasty.

251. She's, like, this punk young scream rapper,

252. and she's a 23-year-old, like, kid.

253. I just really wanna focus on having fun,

254. so I'm wondering if Ru's gonna enjoy me screaming at her for...

255. Hey, ladies.

256. - Hey! - Hey!

257. Let's talk Snatch.

258. - Okay.

259. All right, Trinity, bring all that ass over here, girl.

260. It's a lotta ass.

261. I hope I don't injure anybody.

262. So I see you have some devil horns there.

263. And then you have a little puppet body down there.

264. Uh-huh.

265. I have no idea who that is.

266. Let me give you a clue.

267. Can you see my pussy now?

268. Wait, the only thing I'm getting is Leslie Jordan.

269. - That's exactly who it is. Yes! - Oh!

270. This is a very smart choice.

271. I think so.

272. I think he's got enough in my wheelhouse

273. that I can basically just make fun of myself.

274. That's right, and I'm looking forward to that.

275. Now, what about the devil horns?

276. - Who is that? - Satan.

277. Okay.

278. You know, I grew up Southern Baptist.

279. Yes.

280. And so I was, like, well, let me take the piss

281. out of the religion that I grew up with.

282. Yes, well, I cannot wait to have fun

283. and laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.

284. I can't wait to finally meet Satan.

285. I'm excited to meet them, too.

286. Bitch, I am gonna win this shit.

287. I may not get no star because I'm blocked,

288. but these girls better watch out,

289. because they're about to burn

290. in the fiery pits of hell, bitch.

291. Look who's back in the house.

292. What was it like

293. doing your first challenge last week

294. in 11 years?

295. Painful.

296. It's not like riding a fucking bike.

297. So, yeah, it's definitely been difficult,

298. - but fun, but fun. - But fun.

299. So now, when you did Snatch Game,

300. you did Tyra Banks, and I believe you were safe.

301. What?

302. Are you smizing too hard?

303. I think I smized so hard my eyes bled, girl.

304. I should have won, but that's okay.

305. - You feel you should have won. - Mm-hmm.

306. What was your takeaway?

307. I was hysterical.

308. I should have won. I just told you.

309. See, look at me.

310. I'm hysterical, and I wasn't even trying.

311. This is—I'm winning this one.

312. I mean, come on, my eyes were bleeding. I was good.

313. Your eyes were bleeding, you're right.

314. So I see—are those riding crops or skiing—

315. No, no, no, I have chosen to do Madame.

316. Oh, from Waylon Flowers—

317. Waylon Flowers and Madame, yes.

318. Wow. I love Madame!

319. Well, she was a rod puppet,

320. so, you know, you gotta—

321. if you gonna be Madame, you gotta have sticks.

322. Oh, my goodness.

323. Who's your other character?

324. I'm doing Diana Vreeland.

325. - Oh! - Mm.

326. - Another favorite. - Right.

327. The first real editor-in-chief

328. of Voguemagazine, and Harper's Bazaarbefore that,

329. and she is a woman who spouts off the words for you

330. to just assume that everybody understands.

331. Oh.

332. You know, prolapse.

333. - Cherry cordial, mm.

334. On my season, I loved doing Snatch Game,

335. but I do remember how difficult it is.

336. All right, well, have fun in the Snatch Game, okay?

337. I will.

338. Low-key I'm, like, fully, fully terrified.

339. Terrified!

340. Almost live from almost Hollywood,

341. it's time to play

342. theAll Stars, All Winners Snatch Game.

343. And here's your host, RuPaul.

344. Welcome, everybody!

345. Let's meet tonight's Snatch Gamecontestants.

346. She's Peoplemagazine's sexiest man alive,

347. Michelle Visage.

348. Hi, everybody, hi!

349. He's Playboy'sPlaymate of the Year, Ross Mathews.

350. I demand a recount!

351. Are you ready to meet our celebrities?

352. - Yes! - Yes!

353. In this corner,

354. it's former heavyweight champion of the world Mike Tyson.

355. Hey, RuPaul, how you doing?

356. So nice to see you again. You look gorgeous.

357. And to all my beautiful ladies here,

358. - I'm gonna offer them one thing. - What's that?

359. I'm gonna fuck 'em all in the ass.

360. Fuck 'em all in the ass.

361. Wow.

362. You all remember her from Waylon Flowers and Madame.

363. Here is Madame!

364. I've been on Hollywood Squares,

365. I've been on The Tonight Show,

366. and now I'm just on Quaaludes.

367. Yay!

368. She's absolutely fabulous.

369. It's Joanna Lumley.

370. Darling, how are you, sweetie?

371. I'm doing great.

372. I know we're on telly,

373. so I'd just like to say I love Chanel.

374. Well, maybe they'll send some over, you know?

375. Hopefully. Let's try again.

376. I love Chanel.

377. This little devil needs no introduction.

378. It's Satan!

379. Hey, girl!

380. People call me the devil, Satan,

381. Michelle Visage, Lucifer,

382. but you can call me Luci with an "I."

383. All my friends do.

384. Now, our very own Russian doll, it's Natasha Lyonne.

385. Hey there, Ru.

386. You know we did that flick together.

387. That's right, we did, uh—

388. Yeah, Don't Tell Mom the Cheerleader's a Lesbian.

389. - I quit smoking today. - Oh, you did?

390. - Mm-hmm. - Well, what are you smoking?

391. A cigarette, yeah.

392. I didn't say it was going well.

393. Up next, the queen of sugar trap,

394. it's Rico Nasty.

395. People always asking,

396. "Rico, why you nasty?"

397. Because I keep your man like toilet paper in my asscheeks.

398. Aah!

399. Ooh, okay.

400. All right, let's move on down.

401. She's an Instagram sensation,

402. Kenyan comedian Elsa Majimbo.

403. It is such an honor.

404. The fact that I was watching your TV show in my bathrobe,

405. and now in my bathrobe on your TV show.

406. Yes.

407. Here to party like it's 1999,

408. the Purple One, Prince is in the house.

409. Yay!

410. Hee, hee, hee, hee, ah.

411. What's up, Ru? I'm sexy.

412. Yes!

413. - Oh! - Ooh.

414. - I'm a man. - Yes.

415. All right, contestants, are you ready to play Snatch Game?

416. - Yes. - All right, here you go.

417. - This one's for Ross. - Okay.

418. Lil Nas X recorded a duet with Lady Bunny.

419. Oh, wow.

420. Their song is called Old blank Road.

421. Old Clown Road.

422. - Okay. - Right?

423. All right, let's go to our celebrities

424. and find out if you have any matches,

425. starting with Mike Tyson.

426. I think it's old champion,

427. because he's a champion for the queer people, RuPaul.

428. Yes, he is.

429. His style is impetuous and his punches are impregnable.

430. Not a match there, but I gotta say, Mike Tyson,

431. your penmanship is impeccable.

432. Impregnable.

433. Impregnable. That's it.

434. All right, let's move on down to Madame.

435. All right, what say you, Madame?

436. Lady Bunny's my very old, old, old, old, old friend.

437. Oh? Yes.

438. Wooden teeth.

439. Not a match, Madame, but a very good answer.

440. All right, let's move on down to Joanna Lumley.

441. We are looking for Old Clown Road.

442. I just wrote Old Clown Road, and I also wrote Chanel.

443. Rossy, you got a match!

444. - I got one! - Yes, yes.

445. All right, let's move on down to the one, the only Lucifer.

446. Now, you worked with Lil Nas X recently, didn't you?

447. - I did, I did. - You did a video together.

448. What was the lap dance like?

449. I was like, yes, queen, yes!

450. You worked out on my lap. Yes!

451. We're looking for Old Clown Road.

452. I said Old Bottom Road.

453. - Old Bottom Road. - Yes.

454. That makes sense.

455. Oh, good answer. I've been down that road before.

456. - Yeah, they just repaved it. - Did they really?

457. They did. They got rid of the speed bumps. Yeah.

458. - Thank God.

459. Well, thank you, Satan. Not a match, but very close.

460. - Let's move on down to Elsa.

461. We are looking for an Old Clown Road.

462. Now, I looked up this Lady Bunny.

463. She's neither a lady nor a bunny.

464. No.

465. So I said Old Brown Road.

466. Not a match.

467. Let's move on down to Prince.

468. - Hee, hey, hoo.

469. I was dreaming when I wrote this answer.

470. Oh, you—

471. What were you dreaming about, Prince?

472. We're looking for—

473. - Clown, Old Clown Road. - Clown, Old Clown Road.

474. Are we still on that question?

475. Yeah.

476. I wrote "old."

477. - Ah, Old Old Road. - Old Road.

478. Old Old Road.

479. - That's a poet right there. - Yeah.

480. All right, this next question is for Michelle.

481. - Okay. - Bianca Del Rio is so lucky.

482. How lucky is she?

483. Well, she recently hosted the Westminster Dog Show,

484. and she ended up winning the award for best blank.

485. Bitch.

486. Best bitch.

487. All right, let's go to our celebrities

488. and see what they wrote, starting with Satan.

489. Are you ready?

490. Yes!

491. Now, we're looking for bitch.

492. What say you, Satan?

493. I personally know Bianca.

494. She is my protégé.

495. - Okay. - And when I retire,

496. she will be taking over.

497. Oh, great. Good to know.

498. And so, I said, "Best in bitch face,"

499. because she looks like a hound.

500. Okay. Let's go to the judges and see what they said.

501. The judges say it's a match.

502. Thanks, Luci!

503. Oh, thank you!

504. Love you. Mean it.

505. Let's move on down to Natasha Lyonne.

506. Yeah.

507. We're looking for bitch.

508. Do you have a bitch?

509. No, I said best breeder.

510. - Best breeder. - You know?

511. Bianca's a top, and she's also petite.

512. - Oh! - Yeah.

513. And tiny tops, it cracks me up.

514. - Yes. - Like, imagine

515. Jaida Essence Hall topping Monét X Change.

516. That would be hilarious to see, you know?

517. Right.

518. Like a four-year-old trying to move a couch on her own.

519. Somehow I can't get that picture out of my head.

520. It'll haunt you, Ru.

521. Let's move on down to Rico Nasty.

522. Rico McNasty, aah.

523. What's all that money? Where'd you get that money?

524. Bitch, when you stay as flossy as me,

525. the money, she just comes outta everywhere.

526. I got money here, I got money there.

527. - Bitch, I'm made of money. - Oh!

528. I'm going to take this and feed a whole, entire village.

529. Thank you.

530. Here, I got more. Aah!

531. Good job, Elsa.

532. Now, Rico, we're looking for bitch.

533. What do you say?

534. I wrote "bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,

535. whoa, Rico, whoa, bitch, bitch, whoa, whoa, bitch."

536. That's, like, six matches.

537. Actually, the judges are saying you only get that one point.

538. Wow!

539. Let's move on down to Prince.

540. Prince, what are you wearing?

541. Here we go.

542. Oh! Okay.

543. I would definitely fuck him in the ass.

544. We're looking for bitch.

545. What do you say?

546. Best "bark." Yip-yip.

547. Ooh, hoo, yip!

548. That's not a match.

549. All right, Ross, this one's for you.

550. Okay.

551. Michelle Visage is hosting a new spinoff:

552. Drag Race New Jersey.

553. The winner will receive a year's supply of blank.

554. If Michelle is there,

555. you're gonna need a year's supply of penicillin.

556. Oh, I was gonna say antibiotics.

557. Good answer!

558. Let's start with Mike Tyson.

559. If Michelle Visage is still anything

560. like I knew her back in the nineties, Penis-cillian.

561. - Aah! - It's a match.

562. Mike Tyson, you can fuck me in the ass!

563. Oh, yeah, I'm here to fuck you in the ass. Aah!

564. This is a fun game.

565. Let's move on down to Madame.

566. Madame, have you spent time in New Jersey?

567. Absolutely fucking not.

568. But I hear the women there love to have a little bit of sparkle.

569. Yes.

570. I just so happen to be wearing my summer diamonds today.

571. - You are? - Absolutely.

572. Summer diamonds and summer not.

573. That's funny.

574. My answer is "bling bling."

575. Not a match for Ross.

576. All right, let's move on down to Prince.

577. Michelle Visage is hosting a new spinoff,

578. Drag Race New Jersey.

579. The winner will receive a year's supply of...

580. We're looking for penicillin.

581. "My Grey."

582. - My Grey. - Now, hear me out.

583. It's a new hair product for people with grey hair.

584. Adds shine, volume, luster.

585. Yes.

586. I'd like what he's smoking.

587. Now, that buzzer means we are out of time,

588. but don't go away.

589. We'll be right back

590. with a whole new galaxy of stars.

591. You stay right there, all right?

592. Welcome back

593. to theAll Stars, All Winners Snatch Game.

594. Are you guys ready to meet our new crop of celebrities?

595. - Yay! - Yeah!

596. Okay, now it's the star

597. of the hilarious Catherine Tate show,

598. Catherine Tate! Hello, Catherine.

599. I'll tell you what, Ru.

600. I brought you a nice slice of madeira cake.

601. I'll put it here for later.

602. Oh, fantastic.

603. Yes.

604. Up next, straight from under your bed,

605. it's the Boogeyman.

606. Hey, baby, I am the oogie-boogie,

607. the creepiest dude from underneath your bed frame.

608. Who knew the Boogeyman was so foxy?

609. - Damn! - Not me.

610. I'm so fly, they call me the Boogieman.

611. Boo!

612. Up next—oh, dear.

613. Can somebody give me a booster?

614. I got you, yeah.

615. - Oh! - Whoa!

616. Oh, there he is.

617. He's an actor, a singer.

618. Leslie Jordan is here!

619. My mother, she had a C-section with me,

620. so this is the closest I'm ever gonna get to a snatch.

621. Up next, from The Garden of Good and Evil,

622. it's the Lady Chablis.

623. How are you?

624. I don't know.

625. When I have enough of my pussy juice,

626. I'll let you know later on tonight.

627. Do you ever drink Chablis?

628. I don't know what the hell that is.

629. Now, from America's Next Top Model,

630. it is J. Alexander, y'all.

631. Last time I saw you, we was taking bets

632. on how many devilled eggs we could fit in our mouths at once.

633. Do you remember how much you did?

634. No, I can't remember.

635. None, 'cause you said you was watching your cholesterol,

636. you skinny bitch.

637. Up next, we have the legend.

638. Fashion icon Diana Vreeland is here.

639. Diana Vreeland, darling,

640. so much style, so much inspiration.

641. What inspires you now?

642. Purple mittens.

643. I'd say purple mittens.

644. Okay.

645. Up next, it's the hilarious Martin Lawrence.

646. Well, well, lookie-lookie, RuPaul.

647. You finally got me on your little show.

648. - Yes. - Well, you know, RuPaul,

649. a lot of these people think that I'm a drag queen,

650. but I ain't no drag queen, RuPaul.

651. No? What are you?

652. I'm a lady.

653. Oh, yes.

654. Up next, it's the legend.

655. The one and only Judy Garland is here.

656. - Hello, Ru. - Yes.

657. It's—it's so wonderful to be here.

658. It's—it's wonderful to be anywhere, really.

659. Yes.

660. You know, I've been dead for quite some time.

661. Judy, I've always wanted to ask you.

662. What is over that darn rainbow?

663. Well, it's a set, Ru.

664. It's not—it's not real.

665. It's a cardboard set, darling.

666. It didn't go anywhere.

667. It's Hollywood. Yes, of course.

668. All right, our first question is for Michelle Visage.

669. Okay.

670. How can you tell Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pine,

671. and Chris Evans apart?

672. Chris Hemsworth's blank is bigger.

673. - Hammer. - Hammer.

674. Let's go on over to Catherine Tate.

675. That Hemsworth bloke is a big bastard.

676. Nice to look at.

677. Yes, he is really gorgeous.

678. And I've seen him in that film,

679. he's throwing around that big hammer.

680. He could throw it at me if he likes.

681. So I wrote his stonking big 'ammer.

682. "Big stonking hammer."

683. You got a point!

684. All right, let's move on down to Leslie Jordan.

685. Now, Leslie, we're looking for a hammer.

686. I did say "hammer."

687. Whoo!

688. Bitch, I wish he would pound me with his hammer.

689. I would climb him like a tree.

690. I would need a ladder.

691. Let's move on down to Miss J. Alexander.

692. Back in 1984, I got a perm from Chris.

693. - Ooh! - So bad, all my hair fell out.

694. - Oh, dear. - Girl, I told myself that day

695. I would never utter the name "Chris" again.

696. You just said it three times, darling.

697. So, you know,

698. I'm still a petty bitch, so I said, "Who?"

699. - Oh! - Ooh!

700. Well, Michelle, you didn't get a match.

701. Let's move on down to Judy Garland.

702. - Chris Hemsworth. - Chris Hemsworth.

703. His blank is bigger. We're looking for hammer.

704. Broom, I don't know if I'm your—

705. I don't think I'm playing the game correctly.

706. - Well— - I said his last name is bigger.

707. Oh. Yeah.

708. But I feel like

709. I was supposed to have written something filthy.

710. No, no, no, no, no.

711. If you want a filthy story—

712. Do you want that?

713. - I'll do it for you. - I'd love a filthy story.

714. - Yes! - Oh, yes?

715. Well, did I ever tell you about the time

716. I was in a Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra sandwich,

717. and Frank Sinatra's penis was so big...

718. How big was it?

719. When I was doing a line of coke off of it,

720. I had to stop halfway through to catch my breath.

721. No!

722. You don't say!

723. Now that we're at the midway point,

724. is that my camera?

725. That was good, Judy, that was good, Judy.

726. Thank you. Thank you.

727. Okay, here we go.

728. - Ross. - Mm.

729. They're doing a drag reboot of Bewitched.

730. - Ooh! - In this version,

731. Samantha the witch

732. doesn't wiggle her nose to cast spells,

733. she wiggles her blank.

734. She wiggles her tuck.

735. - Ahh! - She wiggles her tuck.

736. - Of course! - Yes!

737. All right, let's move on down to the Lady Chablis.

738. We are looking for a tuck.

739. Now, I never seen anybody wiggle their nose

740. and get a goddamn thing.

741. That's why I wrote down pussy... cat.

742. Oh, pussycat.

743. I wiggle mine all the time,

744. and I can make anything I want appear.

745. Lady Chablis, not a match for Ross.

746. Let's move on down to Martin Lawrence.

747. RuPaul, you know I own my own hair salon?

748. - Do you? - In Detroit.

749. We specialize in lace fronts and lace backs

750. and lace sides and lace sideways.

751. Baby, I'd like to lay you sideways

752. after this game goes down.

753. I be come on, Mr. Boogieman.

754. There's nothing but space and opportunity up in here.

755. So I think that the new Samantha should shake her weave.

756. - Shake her weave. - Oh!

757. Ross, not a match for you.

758. All right, Michelle Visage.

759. Yes, hit me, baby.

760. Kandy Muse has become a hometown hero

761. back in the Bronx.

762. In fact, they even named a blank after her.

763. A bodega.

764. Kandy Muse Bodega, named after Kandy Muse.

765. Wouldn't you shop at that bodega?

766. I would. I would buy everything there.

767. Thank you.

768. Let's start with the Boogieman.

769. Boogieman, what say you?

770. We're looking for a bodega.

771. She done bonked so many boys in the boogie-down Bronx

772. they named a whole damn free clinic after her.

773. Bonked so many boys in the boogie-down Bronx.

774. In the boogie-down Bronx, baby.

775. - Really, the alliteration. - Alliteration.

776. Baby, that's not all I could alliterate.

777. - Oh! - Ooh!

778. You know, I'm a real man, a Boogie-man.

779. Oh-hoo-hoo!

780. I've just given him a ham shank under the desk.

781. Oh, my goodness.

782. All right, let's move on down to Leslie Jordan.

783. We are looking for a bodega.

784. Now, do you know what a bodega is?

785. I've shopped at many a bodega.

786. What were you buying?

787. A condom. I used it as a raincoat.

788. Yes.

789. Magnum.

790. Because I got a big head.

791. Yeah, yeah, of course, yes.

792. We're looking for bodega. What do you have?

793. She is very talented with her mouth.

794. That's a very large mouth, Ru.

795. Yeah, it is.

796. So I said a glory hole.

797. Ahh!

798. - Well, not a match yet. - No.

799. Let's go on down to the great Diana Vreeland.

800. Right.

801. Kandy Muse has become a hometown hero back in the Bronx.

802. In fact, they even named a blank after her.

803. We're looking for bodega.

804. Ah, you see, I adore a girl with a Rubenesque figure.

805. Yes.

806. And speaking of, I'm a bit starving

807. and could use a Reuben myself, and I might go to a bodega.

808. Oh!

809. Bodega!

810. - Whoo! - Wow.

811. All right, let's move on down

812. to the great, the one and only Judy Garland.

813. Judy, we are looking for a bodega.

814. "Sandwidge."

815. The Kandy Muse "sandwidge."

816. It's steak and eggs between two pork chops.

817. Okay.

818. I used to make it for Liza when she was cranky.

819. - As a mother would. - Of course!

820. And I would like to take a mo—is that my camera?

821. - Yes. - I'd like to take a moment.

822. You see, there's a veteran named Dave

823. who's been on your show,

824. and he said he was worried that he killed me.

825. I think I might have killed Judy Garland.

826. And I wanna say, Dave, if you're watching,

827. you're not responsible, darling.

828. It's all right.

829. You're forgiven. Yes.

830. There you go. Dave, you're off the hook, honey.

831. That sound means time is up.

832. - Oh! - Oh!

833. Until next time,

834. don't forget to have your snatch spayed and neutered.

835. Yay!

836. Say good night, everybody.

837. Good night, everybody!

838. Do we have time for one more?

839. Yes, of course we do.

840. Oh, yeah!

841. They changed it to "drag queen."

842. - Yes! - Aow!

843. - Here we are. - Bam, bam-bam-bam, bam.

844. We are snatched up.

845. Bam, bam, bam, bam, baow.

846. It's a new song, it's a new day.

847. I survived the first ever double-headed Snatch Game,

848. and I'm mostly unscathed.

849. Mostly.

850. Some people did amazing,

851. and then other people just kind of shouted.

852. I am happy with what I delivered yesterday.

853. I hit my goal, which was to make Ru laugh,

854. and she did it, like, at least twice.

855. I remember at least twice.

856. Who are your clear tops for this week?

857. Like, if everyone has to choose two?

858. Jinkx, Trinity, Raja.

859. Bitch, that is three. Can you not count?

860. Oh, did you say two?

861. He's British!

862. Jinkx, that was an absolute master class,

863. not even of just Snatch Game

864. but just of drag and cultural reference.

865. Oh, well, thank you.

866. I feel happy.

867. Raja also was super, super committed to the character

868. - every single time. - Yes.

869. There were some moments where Madame was, like—

870. she was really on fire,

871. and you were just throwing them right back at him,

872. and I was like, oh, she's in the pocket right now.

873. I really liked being included in this list of tops.

874. I thought I was just gonna be, like, passable, you know?

875. I think it's kind of cool

876. that this is the one that I'm sort of—

877. I got to excel at a little bit, you know?

878. - Yeah. - So, yeah, it was fun.

879. I had a good time.

880. It was great to see that side of you,

881. because I'm sure a lot of people were expecting, like,

882. oh, Raja's gonna be the fashion queen.

883. - It's gonna be model, model. - I'm serious, yeah.

884. And then to see you have so much fun.

885. And we've seen the exact opposite.

886. The bitch can't walk in heels, but she has her snatch.

887. Trinity, you as Leslie Jordan was unbearable, like—

888. Oh, thank you.

889. Every time, every time any of the judges looked at you,

890. they just, like, started doubling over.

891. I'm so excited to potentially not get a star today.

892. But I still have the potential to win $10,000

893. and block one of you bitches.

894. - Oh, yeah. - You hear that?

895. She's gonna block one of you bitches.

896. One of you bitches.

897. Like she said, one of you bitches.

898. So, Jinkxy-poo.

899. Mm-hmm?

900. What's your strategy for blocking, girl?

901. And don't say me.

902. Well, it will be someone who already has a star.

903. Only two bitches have stars, and that's me and Shea.

904. So, okay, okay, distract, distract, distract.

905. Bitch, you don't know what's coming next.

906. I guess not.

907. But the strategy I'm trying to play is statistics.

908. So whoever has a star right now is in the lead.

909. Mm-hmm.

910. So you just naturally have to slow that person down

911. or they could get two stars before you know it, you know?

912. Like, I play a lot of video games,

913. and I'm thinking, like,

914. if I were playing against someone online,

915. how would I keep them from winning?

916. Oh, shit, oh, shit. Mayday, mayday, mayday, no!

917. That's just the only thing that makes any sense, right?

918. No!

919. That hair.

920. And what?

921. Welcome to the main stage

922. of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, All Winners.

923. Michelle Visage.

924. Girl, yesterday your Snatch Gamewas on fire.

925. Oh, my goodness, was that what that smell was?

926. The hilarious Ross Mathews.

927. Now, Ross, did you have fun yesterday?

928. Well, Ru, it turns out I'm a total snatch man.

929. - You never know. - Yeah, I just had to try it.

930. And style goddess Daphne Guinness.

931. - Welcome, darling. - Thank you.

932. I've run into your queens all over the world,

933. and I'm just so excited to be here and see them in person.

934. And they are so excited that you're here.

935. This week we challenged our All Stars

936. to impersonate not one, but two celebrities

937. on an extra-special edition of Snatch Game.

938. And tonight on the runway,

939. category is The Pleather Principle.

940. All Stars, start your engines,

941. and may the best legend win.

942. Category is Pleather Principle.

943. Up first, Monét X Change.

944. Wow.

945. Hey, you guys wanna hang out and split a six-pack?

946. Abs-olutely fabulous.

947. Does this bow make my pussy look big?

948. - Yes, huge.

949. I feel like I have been sculpted

950. by a leather Greek god.

951. I feel delicious.

952. I'm like a perfectly sculpted

953. Cadbury chocolate candy fantasy.

954. I love me some naugahyde.

955. Wait a minute. What did I just call myself?

956. Yvie Oddly.

957. What an anime-niac.

958. Anime-zing.

959. This week on the runway

960. I wanted to serve something from my inner child.

961. I was obsessed with anime growing up.

962. Twinning!

963. Do you know who the father is?

964. My favorite thing about anime

965. is how the clothes are always almost regular clothes,

966. but then jumbled around and made a little ridiculous.

967. I love the big, bright colors, I love the shapes,

968. and I wanna give it all to the judges.

969. Well, they say one twin gets fed more in utero.

970. Unfortunately, they were triplets.

971. Oh.

972. Up next, Raja.

973. Who the fuck is Pleatha?

974. Purchased at the best little pleather shop in Texas.

975. This look, I'm inspired

976. by glam rock, London around 1974,

977. a Bowie-esque sort of moment.

978. And I'm walking to the corner market

979. just to go pick up a pack of ciggies

980. and go sit in a pub for a bit.

981. It's just sexy and rock and roll.

982. Sissy that walk.

983. Yeah.

984. Trinity the Tuck.

985. Oh, my God.

986. You know, all fashion sins are forgiven

987. with a side ponytail.

988. Amen.

989. I wanted to do a take on a puffer jacket.

990. Is that what you call them, puffer jacket?

991. Puff—puff jacket?

992. I don't know.

993. You know, it's puffy now,

994. but it'll go down after a few minutes.

995. I'm not going to be showing off so much body

996. every single runway, so enjoy while you can.

997. She got four Michelin stars for this look.

998. Up next, The Vivienne.

999. Now, Viv, I want you to look me squarely in the eye.

1000. Yes, it's the new look of communism.

1001. I am feeling every pleather fantasy

1002. walking down the runway

1003. with the biggest shoulders you've ever seen.

1004. I've got shoes that could kick shit into space.

1005. I love it.

1006. She's red and shoulders above the rest.

1007. Jinkx Monsoon.

1008. Ooh, fiddle-dee-dee!

1009. She's the house mom at the BDSM house.

1010. Oh!

1011. Now, pleather is typically used in fetish gear.

1012. This is Mary Poppins if she were a dominatrix,

1013. and that is the Jinkx Monsoon fashion aesthetic.

1014. Is the bustle still running?

1015. Jaida Essence Hall.

1016. Silly rabbit, Matrix are for kids.

1017. I think she's out of the blue pills.

1018. Okay.

1019. I decided to go with

1020. a very sickening ode to the nineties.

1021. You know, veryBlade, very Matrix-y, very Aliyah vibe,

1022. full nineties sci-fi movie fantasy.

1023. Come on, Jaida Essence Pinkett Smith.

1024. Up next, Shea Couleé.

1025. Purr-fection.

1026. Mm, puss in chaps.

1027. Oh, she got cattitude.

1028. Oh, yeah.

1029. Ooh!

1030. I'm serving you

1031. Tim Burton's Catwoman meets Basquiat meets bubblegum.

1032. I'm feeling so sexy, so bad, and I'm loving this look,

1033. and I can tell the judges are, too.

1034. She gonna give us a Fancy Feast if we keep at it.

1035. Welcome, ladykins.

1036. Tonight, I'll name the two top All Stars of the week

1037. and award each of them a legendary Legend star,

1038. unless she's been blocked.

1039. I call shade.

1040. Then the top two will lip sync

1041. for their chance to win $10,000

1042. and the power to block one of their fellow competitors

1043. from receiving a legendary Legend star next week.

1044. Ladies, I can't tell you how proud I am.

1045. That Snatch Game, it was hilarious.

1046. Hila-ri-ous.

1047. Now it's time for the judges' critiques,

1048. starting with Monét X Change.

1049. Michelle Visage.

1050. Martin Lawrence, you chose an iconic character. Great idea.

1051. Looked great, attitude was fun, and you made us all laugh.

1052. But Mike Tyson was a knockout.

1053. Hilarious, and it was fun to play with you,

1054. because I felt like you were in your rhythm.

1055. Oh, you look fabulous.

1056. I love the dress.

1057. It's got a kind of McQueen corset

1058. and a bum story going on.

1059. It's ticking all the boxes for me.

1060. I think brown is so chic, because it's so unexpected,

1061. and I just love this dress so much.

1062. Up next, Yvie Oddly.

1063. Your Rico Nasty, she was kind of one-note, to be honest.

1064. Yeah.

1065. Not terrible, but I loved your Boogieman.

1066. I thought Boogieman was creative.

1067. You know, we don't know who the Boogieman is,

1068. and that was really smart.

1069. You made him a seventies soul brother who was horny.

1070. If I would have known

1071. you were hiding under the bed all these years,

1072. I would not have been sleeping on the mattress.

1073. Ooh, that's the Boogieman? Oh, he's sexy?

1074. Oh, he wants to fuck me? Okay!

1075. He was so sexual.

1076. Our little Yvie is a man.

1077. - You're so gorgeous. - Thank you.

1078. Let's talk about this runway look.

1079. I think this is so classic Yvie.

1080. Nobody else could pull this off like you are.

1081. Anime is something I love.

1082. I love the shoes and the blow-up hair.

1083. That's so great.

1084. Up next, Raja.

1085. When I think of Raja, I think of glamorous,

1086. I think of model, and you delivered comedy.

1087. You smashed it, babe.

1088. If you were flipping through the channels

1089. and you saw that on television,

1090. you are stopping to see what the hell is going on.

1091. My goodness, Diana Vreeland, you captured her brilliantly.

1092. The red, the voice.

1093. - Really fantastic. - Thank you.

1094. And this outfit, it is just ridiculous.

1095. I love it.

1096. - Thank you, Raja. - Thank you.

1097. All right, up next, Trintity the Tuck.

1098. Let me tell you what's so smart about your devil.

1099. The first word that comes out of your mouth,

1100. I realized, "He a homo."

1101. I knew who you were with one word.

1102. The way you approached it was hilarious.

1103. You're so funny, and it just naturally comes out of you.

1104. And then you were phenomenal as Leslie Jordan.

1105. I think it was so brave of you

1106. to not only portray the devil as gay,

1107. but you also portrayed Leslie Jordan as gay.

1108. And this outfit, my goodness.

1109. The ponytail, the pastels, really, really great.

1110. You look beautiful.

1111. Thank you so much.

1112. Up next, The Vivienne.

1113. I happen to love Catherine Tate.

1114. I, like, am watching on YouTube al the time.

1115. You did nail her.

1116. And then Joanna Lumley,

1117. I mean, you are so good at her,

1118. it's like, is she here?

1119. You had all the goods.

1120. You are an impressionist.

1121. That's what you do, and you do it well.

1122. I didn't understand a lot of what Catherine Tate was saying,

1123. but I could tell it was really good.

1124. And this look is so great.

1125. I love platforms and the huge shoulders.

1126. You have great fashion taste.

1127. So proud to call you one of my girls.

1128. Thank you.

1129. Up next, Jinkx Monsoon.

1130. Jinkx, you continue to blow me away.

1131. You gave us Judy.

1132. So funny, so natural.

1133. Pfft. Mind-blowing good.

1134. But I don't want anything to be taken away from Natasha Lyonne,

1135. who is probably the most difficult character to embody

1136. and make her your own and still be funny.

1137. That's some next-level shit that most people can't do.

1138. What you did was a master class in Snatch Game.

1139. I don't think I'll ever see anything like that again.

1140. Thank you.

1141. It was brilliant.

1142. And of course, this outfit is so you.

1143. I love the sort of classic silhouette done in pleather.

1144. This is, like, pleather Scarlett O'Hara

1145. mixed with Snow White and everything.

1146. It is everything.

1147. Thank you so much, Jinkx.

1148. Thank you.

1149. Up next, Jaida Essence Hall.

1150. Hah!

1151. Jaida, you look just like Lady Chablis.

1152. I was, like, oh, my God, right?

1153. I think that was a great choice.

1154. What you were doing was a spot-on impersonation of her,

1155. but we didn't get your point of view with it.

1156. The Prince impersonation was terrible,

1157. but you were so funny and stupid with it

1158. that you started to give in to it.

1159. And that stupid thing with your mouth.

1160. It is so dumb,

1161. but I actually really liked it.

1162. Once you realized that you weren't nailing it...

1163. You said, you know what?

1164. I'm just gonna finish this bitch out,

1165. and that's when it really got fun.

1166. This runway is wow,

1167. because it's so different for you.

1168. I've always loved The Matrix.

1169. The coat and the glasses,

1170. it's exactly where we want to be right now.

1171. Up next, Shea Couleé.

1172. Miss J. was probably your stronger one for me.

1173. I felt like you knew Miss J. more.

1174. You had some good moments that were actually really funny.

1175. Thank you.

1176. I actually preferred Elsa Majimbo more.

1177. I actually follow her on Instagram,

1178. and I thought you had a lot you could do with that.

1179. Tonight on the runway, this is so much fun.

1180. I love this updated Catwoman.

1181. I love that it's pink,

1182. I love the makeup you did with it.

1183. Thank you.

1184. It's everything.

1185. The whip, and the little ears,

1186. and I love the graffiti everywhere.

1187. It's just brilliant.

1188. Thank you, ladies.

1189. I think we've heard enough.

1190. While you untuck in the werkroom,

1191. the judges and I will deliberate.

1192. You may leave the stage.

1193. Come on, chocolate.

1194. Wow-ooh.

1195. All right, just between us squirrel friends,

1196. who are the queens you are most passionate about this week?

1197. This was really fun.

1198. I never wanted it to end.

1199. Listen, I don't even know if I have the words

1200. to say how blown away I am by Jinkx.

1201. Her Natasha Lyonne was so good,

1202. but that Judy Garland was unsurpassable.

1203. That was pure bliss.

1204. I felt like all my chakras

1205. were just soaking up the sunlight.

1206. It was incredible, the voice, everything.

1207. I mean, really just so brilliant.

1208. And of course this outfit she had on the runway is so Jinkx,

1209. because it's a nod to an era gone by...

1210. Way by.

1211. But, yes, that is Jinkx in a nutshell.

1212. I tell you what, I liked Raja.

1213. I thought her performance was great.

1214. I mean, the Diana Vreeland was really plausible,

1215. the nose, the makeup.

1216. And then Madame, that was just a stunning thing to look at.

1217. The mask, the sticks on the arm

1218. to remind you that she's a puppet.

1219. And then not only is she a puppet,

1220. but she's a hilarious puppet.

1221. I was really looking forward to seeing what she was going to do.

1222. Drag has changed since Drag RaceSeason 3,

1223. let's be honest,

1224. and my goodness, did she show up.

1225. I loved her runway look,

1226. the way it draped, the hat, everything.

1227. It was—there was something very moving about it.

1228. She's clearly back in full force

1229. Lisa Lisa Cult Jam.

1230. Yes!

1231. Trinity the Tuck was a joy from beginning to end.

1232. I didn't see any strings being pulled,

1233. I didn't see any cogs working.

1234. The first word out,

1235. you knew exactly what that devil was.

1236. - Hey, girl!

1237. She was so much fun.

1238. She had a point of view,

1239. and it was always funny.

1240. And then the runway tonight,

1241. I just like that it was so different.

1242. It wasn't all about being gorgeous and snatched.

1243. You could wear this on your cheat day...

1244. Yeah, yeah.

1245. And be just fine.

1246. I will say Monét's Mike Tyson was a really smart choice,

1247. super funny, delivered the jokes.

1248. Monét somehow made Mike Tyson draggy.

1249. Yeah.

1250. It was really fun and funny to watch.

1251. God, she looked beautiful on that runway.

1252. There was such strength in showing those muscles on there.

1253. It gave the dress this power

1254. that Monét carried on the runway.

1255. That was absolutely my favorite outfit of the night.

1256. - Yes, very much. - Just fabulous.

1257. All right, silence!

1258. I've made my decision.

1259. Bring back my legends.

1260. Welcome, ladies.

1261. Based on your Snatch Gameperformances

1262. and your pleather runway presentations,

1263. I've made some decisions.

1264. The top two All Stars of the week are...

1265. Jinkx Monsoon...

1266. Whew.

1267. And Trinity the Tuck.

1268. - Yes!

1269. Revenge!

1270. Jinkx, you've earned a legendary Legend star...

1271. which puts you one step closer to our grand finale

1272. Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown for the crown.

1273. Trinity, Shea blocked you last week,

1274. so you will not receive a legendary Legend star.

1275. Well, shit.

1276. But you can still win $10,000

1277. and the power to block one of your fellow competitors

1278. from receiving a legendary Legend star.

1279. Ladies, the rest of you may take a seat.

1280. You know who it is?

1281. Eddie Murphy in Dreamgirls.

1282. That's who it is.

1283. Two legends stand before me.

1284. Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,

1285. win $10,000,

1286. and earn the power

1287. to block one of your fellow queens

1288. from receiving a legendary Legend star next week.

1289. The time has come...

1290. for you to lip sync...

1291. for your legacy!

1292. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1293. Ladies, I've made my decision.

1294. Jinkx Monsoon. con-drag-ulations.

1295. You're a winner, baby.

1296. You've won a cash tip of $10,000.

1297. - Damn you!

1298. Trinity the Tuck, you are free to slay another day.

1299. Thank you.

1300. You may step to the back of the stage.

1301. Congratulations.

1302. Queens, please join Jinkx on the main stage.

1303. Jinkx, with great power comes great responsibility.

1304. Using the platinum plunger...

1305. Show us which queen you've chosen to block.

1306. I wish I didn't have to serve someone a shit sundae today.

1307. At least it's a beautiful plunger.

1308. I wish I had that plunger back when I was a janitor.

1309. That would have been fierce.

1310. Sorry, I've got no change, luv.

1311. It's stupid.

1312. May I help you?

1313. Girl, if she don't get outta here. Uh-uh!

1314. I've gotta throw one of these girls a curveball.

1315. I'm not gonna hold back.

1316. I'm gonna come out swinging every time I'm up to bat.

1317. For some reason, I get in this room

1318. and I just start making baseball references.

1319. Shea.

1320. - Ah! - Oh!

1321. Ha!

1322. - Oh! - Oh!

1323. I don't have anything prepared.

1324. Shea Couleé, next week you can compete and even win,

1325. but Jinkx has blocked you

1326. from earning a legendary Legend star.

1327. Thank you.

1328. Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

1329. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

1330. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

1331. Can I get an "amen" up in here?

1332. - Amen! - Amen!

1333. All right. Now let the music play!

1334. Next time onAll Stars...

1335. I've learned of the platinum plunger's full potential.

1336. Oh, fuck off.

1337. That's how you play the game, bitch.

1338. For this week's maxi-challenge,

1339. we are throwing the Realness of Fortune ball.

1340. You can't rush a ruffle.

1341. You should try.

1342. I really need to.

1343. I'm starting to sweat a little bit,

1344. and, girl, I have Botox. I don't sweat.

1345. At least I blocked one of the sewers.

1346. Okay?

1347. This season, I'm coming with strategy, Ru.

1348. This is Drag Race Survivor.

1349. I mean, it's so tempting.