RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 7x12

1. - Previously on "All Stars."

2. For your final Maxi Challenge,

3. you'll star in the "Drag Race Gives Back

4. Variety Extravaganza."

5. Oh, and one more thing, this week's challenge

6. is worth three Legendary Legend stars.

7. - What?

8. - I'm sorry, what? Did she just say three?

9. - The top two All Stars of the week are...

10. Monét X Change...

11. and Shea Couleé. Congratulations.

12. You each earned three Legendary Legends stars.

13. Monét X Change, Jinkx Monsoon, Shea Couleé,

14. the three of you have qualified for next week's

15. Lip Sync LaLaPaRuZa Smackdown for the Crown.

16. Monét, you have earned the most Legendary Legend stars.

17. To break the tie, you must decide

18. which one of your sisters you'd like to invite

19. to the Lip Sync LaLaPaRuZa.

20. - I'm gonna choose Trinity.

21. - The Vivienne, Jaida Essence Hall,

22. Yvie Oddly, Raja, you will compete

23. in your own Lip Sync LaLaPaRuZa Smackdown.

24. The winner will be crowned

25. the Queen of She Done Already Done Had Herses...

26. And will walk away with a cash prize of $50,000.

27. That's right.

28. Two Lip Sync LaLaPaRuZa Smackdowns for the Crown.

29. - Oh, exciting.

30. - Whoo, we made it!

31. - We made it!

32. Come on! Come on! Come on! - Wow.

33. Yes.

34. - Oh... my... God!

35. Baby, yes.

36. She is a clutch player.

37. Homegirl came in right at the perfect moment.

38. Oh, baby, it is always a mistake

39. to count Shea Couleé out.

40. - Congratulations, top four.

41. - God, thank you. - We're at the top four.

42. - How does it feel to have the most stars

43. out of everyone here?

44. - Ultimately, what it does mean to me

45. is that I am better than every single one of you all.

46. Period.

47. - Yeah, girl. - But I was like,

48. not Ru putting me on the spot literally right now.

49. - Yeah. What's up with that?

50. - I was like, girl, that's wild.

51. But Jaida, I love you.

52. We have got—we have—

53. —we have built a fucking great friendship here

54. this entire season.

55. But Trinity would have had four stars

56. had she not been blocked.

57. And also that's my twinner, girl.

58. We went through a lot. - Yeah, I was like literally,

59. I was like I just can't believe

60. you picked somebody you have history with for years

61. over somebody you just met.

62. That's crazy.

63. - And we have the She Done Already Done Had Herses prize.

64. Oh, my God.

65. - Yo, a chance to win $50,000.

66. - They are giving away

67. a quarter of a million dollars this season.

68. That's madness. - It's nuts.

69. And all we have to do is just lip sync, like, 18 times,

70. and then we've got it.

71. Just when you think it's all over,

72. you can still win $50,000. Yah!

73. - Who wants it the most? I do, you fucking bitch.

74. - I want it the most.

75. Um, I do.

76. I want it the most.

77. I'm going to come for each and every one of you...

78. - You know what? I'm tired of you

79. - One by one. - I'm tired of you and—

80. Oh, my God, you cracked a rib.

81. It has been a long, hard road.

82. And trust me, I love things that are long and hard.

83. But at this point, there's nothing left to do

84. but just fucking win everything.

85. No, I'm really— I'm gonna win this.

86. - When Ru announced, did you—

87. was there a part when you thought I wouldn't call you?

88. - Um...

89. I—no.

90. I trust you. - Yeah.

91. - We had our alliance. - We sure did.

92. - So I— - Oh.

93. - Oh!

94. - Ah, Trinity! - Oh.

95. - Trinity and I are in the finale together.

96. And this, 1,000%, falls in line with my fantasy.

97. But now that we're here,

98. it's time to proceed on my own.

99. - Oh, my God.

100. I don't want nobody else dragging me down with them.

101. This crown is for me, myself, and I, period.

102. - No!

103. No!

104. Yes.

105. - Y'all are gonna take somebody's eye out with Jaida.

106. - It's time to get to work.

107. These Smackdown Lip Syncs await.

108. I have my eye set on being the Queen of All Queens.

109. Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo.

110. - There's two crowns on the line,

111. a quarter of a million dollars.

112. This is the best hour of television

113. you're gonna get all year.

114. - Y'all are losing your mind.

115. - I feel like a drunk cat.

116. - The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

117. receives a one-year supply

118. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

119. a cash prize of $200,000,

120. and will be crowned Queen of All Queens.

121. - Ooh, yes.

122. - Wow. - Oh, my gosh.

123. Mama, we are here.

124. - It is our last day walking

125. into this big, pink Werk Room.

126. And oh, my God, what a roller coaster it has been.

127. Like, "Drag Race" is already crazy.

128. But this has been insane.

129. Bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

130. - Look at Shea Couleé.

131. Look at that bitch. - Yes.

132. - Quatro.

133. - These old things?

134. - Quatro estrellas.

135. - You, like, tripled your numbers of stars, bitch.

136. - Trinity, it's quadruple. - Oh, quadruple. OK, good.

137. I'm from Alabama.

138. Buh-dich!

139. - Who do you all think is going to slay the lip sync

140. and She Done Already Done Had Herseses?

141. - Me.

142. - I won two lip syncs this season.

143. - I won one.

144. - I'm about to win my two.

145. - I think in our group,

146. it's like very interesting

147. because everybody is very good at lip syncing

148. at very different things, you know?

149. - Absolutely. - I know.

150. It's going to be a smackdown.

151. - Hello, hello, hello. Hi!

152. - Hello.

153. - Good morting, ladykins.

154. - Good morning. - Good morning, Lady Ru.

155. - Like Dorothy waking up from a technicolor dream,

156. your magical adventure here is almost over.

157. My wish for each of you is that you leave here knowing

158. that the only Legendary Legend star

159. that really matters is you.

160. Because when it comes to helping

161. other sweet, sensitive souls find their tribe,

162. thanks to you,

163. there's no place like "Drag Race."

164. This week, for the first time in "Drag Race" herstory,

165. we're hosting two Lip Sync LaLaPaRuZa Smackdowns

166. for the Crowns.

167. But first, since this is our last time together

168. in the workroom,

169. I have something special planned.

170. - Oh, OK.

171. - Oh, pit crew.

172. - Oh!

173. - Cute.

174. - I love what you've done with your hair.

175. - The family that boogies together

176. oogies together. - Ooh.

177. - So I'm giving you 15 minutes to get into quick drag.

178. - Oh, here we go.

179. - No! - No, Ru.

180. - No. - No.

181. - Absolutely not.

182. - Oh, Raja.

183. - Let's go.

184. - And then we're gonna take one last ride

185. on the soul train.

186. - Yeah!

187. - Go. - Oh, my God.

188. - Oh, dear lord.

189. - I want to look silly.

190. - Are you corsetting?

191. - Ooh, child.

192. Is the soul train still running?

193. DJ, hit it.

194. - Ah, yeah!

195. - Get it, get it, get it, get it.

196. - Jaida in 15 minutes looks like I do after five hours.

197. That is a gorgeous, gorgeous person.

198. - Yes, Raja.

199. Get it, Raja. Get it, Raja.

200. You got it, Raja.

201. - I hope that she's OK.

202. - Go, Ra-ra, go Ra-ra.

203. - Oh.

204. - Whoo-hoo! - Hey, hey, hey, hey!

205. - Oh, get it, get it, get it, get it.

206. - Hit the can, hit the can.

207. - Yeah!

208. - Yes!

209. - Come on, bitch.

210. - Hey, hey, hey, hey!

211. - It's her dance.

212. It's the dance of Beyoncé!

213. - Ah!

214. - Oh.

215. - Whoo-hoo!

216. - That meatloaf, you have to pop that baby

217. back in the oven.

218. She is not cooked.

219. - Oh!

220. - Get it.

221. - Today is the last day in the Werk Room.

222. We've had sisters, eight of us, together.

223. And it's very sad, actually.

224. Like, crazy, right?

225. You think you would spend some time with people

226. and then you would kind of get sick of them.

227. But no, they're my buddies, you know?

228. I love these kids.

229. They excite me. They challenge me.

230. Their energy is something that I love.

231. I think it was meant to be us.

232. It was meant to be the eight of us.

233. And there's not one thing that I regret about doing this.

234. - Yes, Mama.

235. Welcome to the grand finale

236. of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, All Winners."

237. And tonight, it's just family.

238. Michelle Visage, what do you consider

239. your crowning achievement?

240. - Oh, fitting into this waist cincher tonight.

241. - You wear a waist cincher? - Shh.

242. Well, also, giving birth to my children,

243. which is why I have to wear a waist cincher.

244. Let's be honest.

245. - I'm going to try a waist cincher one day.

246. - Oh, you bitch.

247. You bitch.

248. - Style superstar Carson Kressley,

249. how do you keep your family jewels sparkly?

250. - Oh, a little spit shine usually does the trick.

251. - Oh.

252. And the hilarious Ross Mathews.

253. Now, Ross, have you ever been crowned?

254. - Yeah, one time in a fast food bathroom.

255. But I still finished my shift, thank you very much.

256. - This week, we challenged our All Stars to lip sync

257. the house down

258. in two Lip Sync LaLaPaRuZa Smackdowns for the Crowns.

259. And on the runway, category is

260. Grand Finale Eleganza.

261. Racers, start your engines,

262. and may the best Legends win.

263. Up first, Jaida Essence Hall.

264. - I am so excited to walk the runway

265. for the final time.

266. This season has been all about

267. the Legendary Legend status of all of us.

268. And tonight, I am definitely paying tribute

269. to all the Black Hollywood starlets

270. that didn't get the shine that they deserved.

271. They paved the way for me to be who I am today

272. and stand on this stage right now.

273. Peace.

274. I truly feel like a Legend tonight.

275. - Raja.

276. - Oh! - Ooh.

277. - It's our final Eleganza Extravaganza

278. of the whole Eleganza,

279. and my main thing about coming here,

280. other than winning the prizes,

281. was to remind people of what Raja is.

282. And, baby, they didn't even invent a word for this.

283. Legendary is an understatement.

284. It's a little bit aquatic.

285. It's a little bit space-like.

286. And it's also very much insect,

287. which is a message to remind all of us

288. that we are small beings, like insects, on this planet.

289. And it's just spacey fucking cool.

290. - The Vivienne.

291. - This is the moment I've been waiting for.

292. Walking this runway is the most fun thing

293. you will ever do as a drag queen.

294. My original season,

295. my finale gown was very soft and girly,

296. so this time, I wanted all black

297. so it was like an opposite of what I did

298. but with super bright makeup.

299. Black ostrich is encapsulating my body,

300. and I feel like $200,000.

301. - Yvie Oddly.

302. - It is so weird to be walking this runway

303. for one last time.

304. I think the legacy I'm leaving behind me

305. is that I'm always going to do it my way.

306. Sometimes what I do here works,

307. sometimes it doesn't,

308. but there literally won't ever be another Yvie.

309. - Jinkx Monsoon.

310. - When I won my first season,

311. I felt like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon.

312. This time, I feel like

313. a magnificent sorceress witch warrior

314. decked out in bejeweled armor.

315. - All right, I've decided.

316. For dinner, I'm going to order the two breast plate.

317. Monét X Change.

318. - This Finale Eleganza, I want to serve

319. neo-African futurism.

320. Like, what would they wear up in Wakanda

321. to go to the Oscars?

322. It's this look. And I feel expensive.

323. I feel royal.

324. I feel powerful.

325. And that's legendary.

326. - Shea Couleé.

327. - started this competition walking

328. in front of Naomi Campbell.

329. And now I get to walk it one last time

330. in front of RuPaul and the judges.

331. And I think about all the times

332. that I've rounded that corner

333. into this just amazing dreamland.

334. And I'm gonna miss it so much.

335. - Caution, you are entering a fashion zone.

336. - Trinity the Tuck.

337. - This season, my runways have been absolutely amazing.

338. - Did you stone that pussy?

339. - Yes, I did.

340. - And so doing the last one,

341. I feel damn proud, bitch.

342. It's just been everything that I wanted and more.

343. Bitch, you can't tell me shit.

344. This runway is for Legends only.

345. - Welcome, ladies.

346. You all look so gorgeous tonight.

347. You look like the stars that you are.

348. Now, for one last time, let's hear from our judges.

349. First up, Jaida Essence Hall.

350. - Oh, wow, Jaida.

351. We're gonna call you the Essence of Everything

352. because you are everything.

353. You are glamorous.

354. You're a little naughty.

355. You are funny.

356. - And not just tonight

357. but always, you are sparkling.

358. From all of us here, thank you for an amazing season.

359. - Thank you, Ross.

360. - Up next, Raja.

361. - Raja, I dub thee the Shaman of Chic.

362. You have an undeniable elegance.

363. I mean, everything that you wear

364. is just always so gorgeous.

365. And then you combine that with a wit and a wisdom.

366. We have loved every second of it this season.

367. - Thank you so much.

368. - The Vivienne.

369. - The Vivienne, I dub thee the Queen of England.

370. Wait.

371. - I think that's already taken. - That's taken? OK,

372. I dub thee Our Powerhouse Scout.

373. - I'll take that.

374. - You are absolutely fabulous, darling,

375. and the very definition of beauty,

376. confidence, and star power.

377. - My name is Helga, and I am from Germany.

378. And I just like to eat strudel.

379. - Your talent knows absolutely no boundaries.

380. - Thank you, Michelle.

381. - Up next, Yvie Oddly.

382. - Yvie, we are going to call you the Queen of the Queerdos.

383. You are a living, breathing work of art.

384. And you are such an inspiration to all of us...

385. - Boo!

386. - Who march to the beat of our own drummer.

387. That's what makes you so amazing.

388. - Next up, Jinkx Monsoon.

389. - My dear Jinkx, we are going to call you

390. the Show Queen Supreme.

391. You are a witch in a good way.

392. - Sandwidge.

393. - Thank you, because every time you perform,

394. you cast a beautiful spell on all of us.

395. - He can get a Goddamn job!

396. - Thank you for doing that voodoo you do so well.

397. - Thank you.

398. - Up next, Monét X Change.

399. - Monét, you are now called

400. the Diva of Heart and Soul.

401. You are talented.

402. You are gorgeous.

403. You are fucking hilarious.

404. - Your penmanship is impeccable.

405. - Impregnable.

406. - You love the world,

407. and the world loves you back.

408. - Thank you, Michelle.

409. - Up next, Shea Couleé.

410. - Shea, we're going to dub you

411. the Empress of Excellence.

412. You make everything look so easy,

413. but I know it's not easy.

414. You put in such hard work and determination,

415. but you also use your platform to shed light on other issues.

416. - If one person believes in you,

417. then you can be the baddest bitch in school.

418. And sometimes, that one person is you.

419. - You elevate every stage that you're on.

420. Thank you.

421. - Thank you.

422. - Trinity the Tuck.

423. - Trinity, we dub thee

424. the CEO of Sass, Brass, and a Whole Lotta Ass.

425. You own everything, and you deserve it and more.

426. With your salty Southern charm,

427. you represent what we love most about drag,

428. camp, community, and congeniality.

429. - Thank you. - Thank you, my love.

430. - You know, it's hard to do this

431. without getting emotional

432. because watching you all for years,

433. I've watched you grow,

434. and I've watched the struggles that you've gone through.

435. And you've done it so gracefully.

436. You represent kids all over the world

437. who don't have a way out.

438. And you all found a way out,

439. and you did it, you did it.

440. You're here, looking gorgeous and living your life

441. the way you want to live your life.

442. And just by doing that, you're all heroes.

443. So I love you all.

444. I really, really do.

445. I'm so proud of each of you.

446. Thank you.

447. - Ru, I just have to say,

448. I speak for myself and all of us,

449. that we genuinely feel the love that radiates from you,

450. and it's such a great feeling to have

451. because you created the show,

452. that we all just have the world at our fingertips.

453. I'm so grateful.

454. - I feel that. I really do.

455. I really do.

456. - Thank you.

457. - Thank you so much.

458. You all can leave the stage. Thank you.

459. - Ru, I had the most terrifying dream last night.

460. You were being attacked by killer clowns.

461. - What? It sounds hot.

462. - They were dancing.

463. - Dancing clowns? - Yes.

464. And you were there, and you were there, and Auntie M.

465. And all the...

466. Michelle, child, relax. It was only a dream.

467. You know there ain't no such thing as killer clowns.

468. - Oh, Ru, you're probably right.

469. - Let the Lip Sync LaLaPaRuZa

470. Smackdown for the Crowns begin.

471. - It all comes down to tonight,

472. the title of Queen of She Done Already Done Had Herses

473. and 50,000 motherfucking dollars on the line.

474. I'm ready.

475. That's the tea.

476. - Ladies, it's time

477. for the She Done Already Done Had Herses

478. Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.

479. Oh, pit crew.

480. - Ooh.

481. - Oh.

482. - On the wheel is each of your faces.

483. Calix will spend the wheel, and where it stops

484. will determine which queen is up first.

485. Calix, give it a whirl.

486. - Gulp.

487. - Oh, my God.

488. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

489. - Ah!

490. - Girl. - The wheel has spoken.

491. Viv, you'll be competing in our first Lip Sync Smackdown.

492. - All right.

493. - Now, let's spin again to find out which queen

494. you'll be lip syncing against.

495. - Ah! - Ah!

496. - Ah!

497. - Yvie. - Yvie.

498. - The wheel has spoken.

499. Our first lip sync is between The Vivienne and Yvie Oddly.

500. Jaida, Raja, you may take a seat.

501. Oh, pit crew.

502. - Hi, Bruno.

503. - The Vivienne, which box will you choose?

504. The brass box or the platinum box?

505. - I'm a brassy old bird, so I'm gonna go with brass.

506. - All right. Bryce, show us what's in your box.

507. - Vivienne, you've chosen "Push It" by Salt-N-Pepa.

508. - Oh, no, I meant the other one.

509. - That's a great one. Yes!

510. - Thank you, pit crew.

511. You may leave the stage.

512. Two Legends stand before me.

513. This is your last chance to impress me

514. and save yourself from elimination.

515. The time has come for you to lip sync

516. for the crown.

517. - I've got $50k to win.

518. Let me take these bitches down,

519. starting with Yvie Oddly.

520. Let me just pray to the gay gods.

521. Come on, Cher, please.

522. Mwah.

523. - I'm pretty excited to go up against Viv.

524. I mean, she beat me once this season.

525. But this is no holds barred

526. for all of the marbles,

527. so this is gonna be quite a fight.

528. - Good luck.

529. And don't fuck it up.

530. - Oh, yeah.

531. - Oh! - Whoo, Yvie!

532. - Ooh.

533. - Oh, my.

534. - Whoo!

535. - Ladies, I've made my decision.

536. Yvie Oddly, con-drag-ulations.

537. You're a winner, baby.

538. You will be moving on to the final round.

539. - Yes.

540. Yes.

541. Yes.

542. Yes.

543. Yes, indeed.

544. - You may leave the stage.

545. - Thank you.

546. - Love you. - I love you, girl.

547. - Should have picked Bruno.

548. Oh.

549. - Thank you so much.

550. - The Vivienne, my dear,

551. you are and will always be

552. a Legendary Legend.

553. - Thank you so much.

554. You've made us feel so amazing and loved,

555. and I just can't wait to see you all again.

556. - Yes.

557. - Yeah.

558. - You may leave the stage.

559. - Thank you. - Thank you, darling.

560. - Kill it, girls. - Love you.

561. - Well, tonight wasn't my night.

562. But whoever wins will be very deserving,

563. and I hope they enjoy that fucking crown,

564. and I hope it hurts their heads,

565. and I hope they lose all the money

566. in a gambling weekend at Vegas.

567. Christina, bring me the ax.

568. - Yes.

569. - Jaida and Raja,

570. let's see what song you'll be lip syncing to.

571. Bruno, show us what's in your box.

572. - Oh, yay.

573. "Let's Hear It for the Boy" by Deniece Williams.

574. Thank you, Bruno.

575. Two Legends stand before me.

576. This is your last chance to impress me

577. and save yourself from elimination.

578. - So fun.

579. The time has come for you to lip sync

580. for the crown.

581. I want to win this money,

582. and we can sit on the beach and drink sauv blanc later.

583. But tonight, we really need to get

584. to who's gonna get this $50,000.

585. Gimme it!

586. - Jaida's like my little incest baby.

587. But you know what?

588. I'm going to have to pull her off

589. my breast tonight, put her in her little seat.

590. I love you, baby, but Mama's got to go to work, honey.

591. - Good luck.

592. And don't furk it urp.

593. - Whoo! - Yeah!

594. - Ladies, I've made my decision.

595. - Ladies, I've made my decision.

596. Raja. Condragulations.

597. You're a winner, baby. - Yes!

598. Awesome.

599. - You will be moving on to the final round

600. of the She Done Already Done Had Herses

601. Smackdown for the Crown. - Yes.

602. - Raja, you can go get ready.

603. - Thanks, you guys.

604. Yay! I win, I win, I win.

605. Wow, this is crazy.

606. I'm still in the game.

607. - Oh, thank you so much, Bruno.

608. Oh, thank you.

609. - Jaida, my darling, you are

610. and will always be a Legendary Legend.

611. - I have found such a renewed sense of myself

612. from being here.

613. I have found so much confidence from being here.

614. Y'all have made me learn that everything

615. that I have inside me has always been there.

616. Thank you so much, Ru. - Thank you. You've earned it.

617. Thank you, darling. - Thank you.

618. - I can't be too mad when you've lost

619. to somebody who is just as good of a person as Raja.

620. And if she wins that money,

621. she should at least buy me, like, a bottle of sauv blanc

622. in the VIP area.

623. I think that's fair.

624. This one is for you, Michelle.

625. Bye!

626. - Bring back my top four Legends.

627. - I am so ready

628. for this Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.

629. Like, I hope these girls are bringing their A game

630. because I'm gonna make this easy.

631. I'm ready to beat them all.

632. - Ladies, tonight you'll be lip syncing

633. for the title Queen of All Queens

634. and a cash prize of $200,000.

635. On the wheel is a photo of all of your faces.

636. Calix will spin the wheel,

637. and where it stops will determine

638. which queen lip syncs first.

639. Calix, spin that wheel.

640. - Jinkx. - Oh, whoo!

641. - Jinkx Monsoon.

642. Calix will spin again to find out

643. who you'll be lip syncing against.

644. - Oh.

645. - Oh, wow.

646. - Oh.

647. - Wow. - Wow.

648. - Shea Couleé,

649. you'll be lip syncing again Jinkx Monsoon.

650. - Let's do it.

651. - Good luck, good luck, good luck.

652. I love you.

653. - Thanks.

654. - Oh, pit crew.

655. Jinkx, now you get to choose the lip sync song.

656. - I'm choosing platinum.

657. - Oh. - All right.

658. Bruno, show us what's in your box.

659. - OK.

660. - "Judas" by Lady Gaga.

661. Thank you, pit crew.

662. Two Legends stand before me.

663. This is your last chance to impress me

664. and save yourself.

665. The time has come for you to lip sync

666. for the crown.

667. - This is literally the first time

668. I'm lip syncing against Shea,

669. and it's for the biggest prize imaginable.

670. But I know that I'm prepared for this.

671. - I can't feel my fingers or my tongue.

672. It's like my body is clearly in fight or flight mode,

673. and I guess that means that I'm ready to fight.

674. - Good luck,

675. and don't fuck it up.

676. - Yeah! - Yes!

677. - Yes, get it.

678. - Yes.

679. - Whoo! Whoo!

680. - Come on, bitches.

681. That was so fierce.

682. - Ladies, I've made my decision.

683. The queen moving on to the final round will be...

684. Jinkx Monsoon, condragulations.

685. You're a winner, baby.

686. You will move on to the final lip sync for $200,000.

687. - OK.

688. - You may leave the stage.

689. - I don't know how to describe this feeling.

690. Sometimes when I'm performing, I just go into a trance.

691. So this feels like coming out of a coma

692. and then finding out while you were in a coma,

693. you won the lottery.

694. - Shea Couleé, you are and will always be

695. a Legendary Legend.

696. - Thank you so much, RuPaul.

697. This has been such an unbelievable journey. And...

698. I just am so grateful for everything

699. that I've learned, for how much I've grown.

700. And I'm just so excited to continue to make you proud.

701. - Thank you.

702. Please accept this "crepter" of our love.

703. - Oh, so now my scepter will have a little sister.

704. - Shea Couleé, go forth and let them have it.

705. - I absolutely will.

706. - Yes.

707. - So I'm not walking away with $200k.

708. But I take home some amazing friends,

709. some unbelievable memories.

710. And I'm going to miss this place so, so much.

711. And I am the Empress of Excellence.

712. Bye.

713. - Monét X Change and Trinity the Tuck.

714. Let's see what song you'll be lip syncing to.

715. Bryce, open that box.

716. - Ooh.

717. - "So What" by Pink.

718. All right, thank you.

719. Two Legends stand before me.

720. This is your last chance to impress me

721. and save yourself from elimination.

722. The time has come for you to lip sync

723. for the crown.

724. - Wow, Trinity and I find ourselves here again.

725. It's like déjá vu. I feel like we never left.

726. Today, one of us is winning, and one of us is losing.

727. For all intents and purposes, we got to this finale

728. because of each other.

729. But of course, baby, I want to win.

730. I'm trying to get to the finale-finale, girl.

731. - Bitch, this is crazy.

732. The only way I'm going to be the Queen of All Queens

733. is if I beat my twinner, Monét.

734. But bitch, I will jump through hoops of fire,

735. landing in cow manure, if I have to.

736. Face first.

737. - Good luck.

738. And don't fuck it up.

739. - Whoo!

740. - I topped Trinity on national TV.

741. - Wow, you sure did.

742. - Ladies, I've made my decision.

743. The queen moving on to the final round will be...

744. - Ladies, I've made my decision.

745. Monét X Change, con-drag-ulations.

746. You're a winner, baby.

747. - Thank you.

748. - You'll be moving on

749. to the final Lip Sync for the Crown

750. and a grand prize worth $200,000.

751. - Oh, my God.

752. Girl, what?

753. Gag.

754. - Now, go get ready.

755. - Thank you.

756. Thank you, judges.

757. I love you so much forever.

758. - Go win that. - Bitch, oh, I love you.

759. I love you. I love you. Oh, my God.

760. - You go win. - I will. I love you.

761. Thank you.

762. - Oh, thank you.

763. You're so cute.

764. - Trinity the Tuck, you are and will always be

765. a Legendary Legend.

766. - This has been so much fun,

767. and I can't thank you enough

768. for bringing me back here one more good time.

769. - You're always a joy,

770. and I am so proud of the work you do,

771. not only on this stage but around the world.

772. - Thank you.

773. Of course, I wanted to win this entire competition.

774. But I'm so proud of what I've done this entire season.

775. I think I've accomplished everything

776. that I possibly could have accomplished here.

777. And I'm just so happy for Monét.

778. She better go win, girl.

779. - Now, Trinity, go forth, and let them have it.

780. - Whoo!

781. Well.

782. - Bring back my girls.

783. - It's like it's really happening.

784. In minutes, someone will go home with a crown.

785. This is like gladiator shit, you know?

786. It's like, are they going to bring out bees,

787. lions, bears, alligators?

788. Oh, my God.

789. - Raja, Yvie Oddly,

790. two Legends stand before me.

791. Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare

792. a lip sync performance.

793. "Sisters are Doin' It for Themselves"

794. by the Eurythmics,

795. and the queen of soul, Aretha Franklin.

796. Ladies, this is your last chance

797. to impress me and prove to the world

798. that you are the Queen of She Done Already Done Had Herses.

799. - The time has come.

800. You to lip sync

801. for the crown.

802. - I am fully confident

803. in my ability to mesmerize

804. on this stage right now

805. with the statuesque beauty that is Raja.

806. Yvie, my dear, I'm gonna take you down.

807. - I want this so badly.

808. Luckily, I've got a few last tricks,

809. and I am going to pull them all.

810. That crown is mine.

811. - Good luck.

812. And don't fuck it up.

813. "Sisters are Doin' It for Themselves" playing]

814. - Yeah!

815. - Whoo!

816. - Ladies, I've made my decision.

817. The Queen of She Done Already Done Had Herses,

818. the winner of a cash prize of $50,000 is...

819. Raja.

820. What you're looking at right now, friends,

821. is the official Queen

822. of She Done Already Had Herses—

823. oh, yes, the queen of She Done Already Had Hershes...

824. Thank you.

825. Thank you.

826. Thank you.

827. This is really cool, isn't it?

828. I'm so thankful to you, Ru.

829. Oh, fuck, am I going to cry?

830. No, I'm not.

831. I'm gonna put this down.

832. Ru, you know how much you mean to me.

833. The trajectory that you've made in my life has—

834. you've always been such a huge part of it.

835. You're an actual angel in my life,

836. so thank you so much.

837. - I've always been a fan

838. and have always seen

839. your remarkable spirit and talent.

840. And it gives me so much joy

841. and so much pleasure to have you on this stage.

842. And my dear Yvie Oddly,

843. you are and will always be a Legendary Legend.

844. - Oh, I get one, too!

845. Well, this is just as nice as $50,000.

846. Thank you for this opportunity to come back

847. and share my art all over again.

848. - Now, this is always your stage.

849. This will always be your home.

850. And you have shown people

851. that beyond our adversities,

852. you can survive, and you can thrive,

853. and you can have a big laugh while doing it.

854. The greatest spell you can cast is to laugh.

855. And if that's what you do,

856. you reset the pH balance of every room you're in

857. when you do that gut laugh.

858. - I'll keep laughing.

859. - Now, thank you both, ladykins.

860. Now, go forth and let them have it.

861. - Thanks for the cash.

862. - Congratulations.

863. - Bring back my top two Legends.

864. - Yeah! - Yes!

865. - Now, for one final moment

866. in this Thunderdome of drag,

867. two queens get ready for battle.

868. - Welcome back, ladykins.

869. This is it,

870. the moment we've all been waiting for.

871. It's time for our final Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.

872. Two Legends stand before me.

873. Ladies, this is your last chance

874. to impress me and prove to the world

875. you are the Queen of all Queens.

876. The time has come for you to lip sync

877. for the crown.

878. - I want this crown, this title, so badly.

879. I just want to bring the aura and essence

880. of a queen bitch who knows she's top shit.

881. Love ya, sis, but this crown is mine.

882. - When I got here weeks ago,

883. I was envisioning this moment,

884. the final lip sync for the Queen of All Queens.

885. It all comes down to this moment,

886. and I'm ready to leave it all on the stage, girl,

887. and walk away with a brand new crown

888. and $200,000, girl!

889. - Good luck.

890. And don't fuck it up.

891. - Oh.

892. - Ladies, the winner

893. of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, All Winners"

894. will receive a crown and scepter provided

895. by Fierce Drag Jewels,

896. a year's supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

897. and a cash prize of $200,000.

898. Jinkx, Monét,

899. whatever happens next,

900. you are and will always be Legendary Legends.

901. Now, the winner

902. of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, All Winners,"

903. our Queen of All Queens, is...

904. Jinkx Monsoon.

905. Condragulations.

906. My queen, is there anything you'd like to say

907. to your fans around the world?

908. - Drag is my passion

909. and something I've dedicated more than half of my life to

910. at this point.

911. And I feel so grateful to be invited here,

912. and I just hope to share the gifts

913. that you've bestowed upon me

914. with everyone else out there

915. and show them that we are all beautiful,

916. no matter who we are

917. or how we present ourselves to the world.

918. And I claim this in the name of Hecate, mother of witches.

919. Thank you.

920. - Now, prance, my queen.

921. - You're the queen.

922. - This could possibly be the very last time

923. I walk this runway for the rest of my life, you know?

924. Unless we do a 20-year reunion with all the winners

925. of the winners of the winners.

926. I just want to take mental pictures

927. and let it all imprint on me.

928. So whenever I'm having a hard moment later in life,

929. I can remember I already did

930. one of the most challenging things ever

931. and totally accomplished my mission

932. as a drag sentinel.

933. So whatever life wants to throw at me next,

934. I already done had mineses.

935. - Now, remember, if you can't love yourself,

936. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

937. Can I get an amen up in here?

938. Amen.

939. - And can I get a "crepter"

940. for the legendary Monét X Change?

941. - Oh!

942. Oh, I get one, too? - Yes.

943. - Oh, this is nice. - Now, let the music play.

944. [RuPaul's "Cover Girl" playing