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Shea Couleé,
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I'm your favorite bottom.
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130. - No big deal.
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138. I'm Trinity the Tuck,
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drag queen superstar.
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slutty comedian.
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Snatch Gamecharacter
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- How are you? Oh, thank you!
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- Goddamn right!
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makeup artist Raven.
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- Bye!
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- I fell for it, too.
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440. What?
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will lip sync for their legacy.
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452. The lip sync winner will receive
a cash tip of $10,000.
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453. - Ooh!
- Okay!
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454. Plus the power to block
one of her fellow queens
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455. from receiving a legendary
Legend star the following week.
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456. - Oh!
- Oh!
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457. Yes, honey, cease and desist.
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458. Now, that's important,
because this season,
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459. winning legendary Legend stars
is everything.
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460. In the grand finale,
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the most legendary Legend stars
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462. will compete in
a Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown
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464. Whew, okay.
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465. And in the end,
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the Queen of All Queens.
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467. Oh, right.
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468. And she'll also win
a cash prize of...
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470. 200,000, you say?
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471. I was just coming here
to make friends,
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472. but now it's a game.
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473. But first,
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474. nothing keeps
a drag superstar's ego in check
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475. better than a kiki
with her sisters.
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476. - Yes.
- Oh!
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477. So in the grand tradition
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478. of the legendary documentary
Paris is Burning,
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479. the library's
about to be opened.
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480. - Yay!
- Okay!
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481. It's already open.
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482. Because reading is a-what?
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483. - Fundamental!
- Fundamental!
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484. Right!
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485. Yes, Pit Crew!
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486. - Hey!
- Damn.
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487. That's a lotta meat.
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488. All right, first up,
Shea Couleé.
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490. Oh, Shady Couleé!
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491. Thank you, Bruno.
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492. - Bye.
- Bye.
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493. - Thank you, Bruno.
- Bye, Bruno.
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495. Raja Gemini.
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496. Oh, you are such a legend,
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497. and I'm just so excited
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498. that all it took to get you here
was the promise of free wine.
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499. Where is it?
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501. Jinkx Monsoon.
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502. I finally realized where
the last name comes from.
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503. I have never seen anyone
that can blow quite like you.
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504. It's 'cause
I suck a lot of dick.
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505. - The Vivienne!
- Hiya.
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506. I want to personally thank you
for agreeing to come
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507. and be the diversity hire
this season of Drag Race.
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508. Okay, we gonna try this, y'all.
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509. Yvie Oddly,
I am so glad, bitch,
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510. that I was able
to work with you this summer
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511. to see for myself
that you don't stink.
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512. It's just your drag, bitch.
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513. - Trinity the Tuck, okay?
- Oh!
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514. I don't have no read
for you, bitch.
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515. You are the realest bitch
in this season
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516. from the knees down, okay?
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517. Shea Couleé.
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518. I'm very glad
that Sasha could not be here,
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519. because we don't have
to hear her talk about roses,
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520. but we do have to look out
for that rosebud of yours.
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521. - Ooh!
- Yes, ma'am.
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522. - We all think she has a rosebud.
- Oh, well.
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523. I don't think so.
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524. Some of us are not so lucky.
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525. - Raja, you're so old,
- Uh-huh.
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526. you make Jinkx's drag
feel fresh.
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527. Trinity the Tuck.
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528. You know, I didn't
wanna have to make
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529. any of those throwaway
filler jokes,
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530. but Ru's the one
who crowned you.
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531. Well, halfway.
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532. Oh!
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533. Wonder Twin Powers,
activate!
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534. Yes!
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535. Pew, pew!
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536. - Yvie Oddly.
- Yes.
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537. Your dad is so hot.
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538. I know, right?
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539. What happened?
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540. I know, right?
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541. Vivienne, those lips are so big,
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542. when you floss your teeth,
it looks my ass wearing a thong.
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543. Raja. Boot.
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544. Jaida Essence Hall,
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545. the only queen to win Drag Race
on a fucking Zoom call.
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546. Jinkx Monsoon.
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547. You know, looking at you,
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548. your teeth really represent
the cast here.
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549. Some are big, some are small,
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550. two of them are white.
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551. No, three of them
are white. Yeah.
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552. Jaida Essence Hall.
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553. Look over there.
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554. It's the exit.
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555. Roger.
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556. You've always been
like a sis—
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557. You've always been like a mo—
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558. You've been like
a grandmother to me.
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559. You know, they say Geminis
have two faces.
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560. Have you been putting the good
makeup on the other face?
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561. Oh, Monét, people
are always comparing Monét
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562. to Bob the Drag Queen,
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563. and I don't think that's right
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564. and I don't think
that's fair.
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565. Bob is very talented.
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566. That's my time!
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567. All right!
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568. Let's keep this
short and simple:
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569. B-O-O-G-E-R-S.
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570. Boogers.
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571. Here you go.
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572. - Trinity the Tuck.
- Yes.
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573. Always known as "the body,"
but never "the face."
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574. Now, Jinkx Monsoon,
in order to read you,
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575. I'm gonna imagine you naked.
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576. Oh, that's how
I lost that weight.
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577. Monét X Change.
Now, not a lot of people know
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578. Monét is a very talented singer.
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579. That's because she's not.
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580. Damn, you girls are shady.
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581. The winner of today's
mini-challenge is...
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582. Jinkx Monsoon.
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583. Con-drag-ulations.
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584. You've won $2,500
cold, hard cash.
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585. Cash?
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586. Just cash?
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587. Now, for your first
All Star maxi-challenge,
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588. you'll be collaborating
on my new song Legends.
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589. Yes, ma'am.
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590. You need to write
your own sickening verses
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591. and come up with
iconic choreography.
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592. But first, there's one more
legendary queen
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593. I want you to meet.
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594. What?
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595. The time has come
to bring it to the runway.
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596. - Ooh!
- Oh!
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597. My queens, welcome back
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598. to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.
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599. Category is what
becomes a legend most?
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600. Don't ask me, ask her.
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601. What?
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602. Oh, here we go.
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603. Who's "her?"
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604. Oh, God.
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605. That's... Naomi... Campbell.
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606. Shut the fuck up!
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607. Oh, my God!
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608. Oh!
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609. Yes! Yes!
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610. - Yes! Yes!
- Oh, my God!
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611. I am about to pass out.
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612. I'm talking in
the church aisle
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613. with the church mothers fanning
me with their pamphlets out.
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614. Please give a warm
Drag Racewelcome
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615. to the one and only
Naomi Campbell.
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616. Welcome! Welcome!
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617. Hello, ladies!
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618. - Hi!
- Hi!
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619. Ru, I love what
you've done with your empire.
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620. Oh, thank you. I bet you
say that to all the moguls.
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621. No, I do not.
I do not.
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622. We knew each other
back in 1990, yeah.
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623. What about when you came
to the Paris and Versace couture
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624. and we walked to your song?
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625. - That's right.
- Wow.
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626. Of course, you are
one of the greatest top models
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627. in the entire world.
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628. - Amazing.
- Amazing.
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629. Maybe you could give
my All Stars a little advice.
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630. So I'm gonna give you
a master class
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631. to how to put the bass
into your walk.
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632. You up for it?
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633. - Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
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634. Okay, queens, one at a time.
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635. Show us what you got.
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636. You better werk.
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637. Oh, my God.
I can't believe it's real.
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638. Naomi Campbell has the most
legendary runway walk
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639. of, like, all time.
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640. She bats her eyes and, like,
a million people faint.
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641. I'm fainting.
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642. Up first, Jaida Essence Hall.
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643. What is happening?
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644. It's just very hard to believe
that I have to walk
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645. in front of the master
of walking on the runway.
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646. My legs do kind of
feel like Jell-O,
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647. but also at the same time,
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648. I know that
I'm a boss chick walker.
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649. I would love to see you walk
more with a glide.
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650. Okay.
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651. And more strength
in the beginning,
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652. like a stallion.
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653. Where did you learn
your walk from?
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654. Seeing a beautiful Black woman
who looked like you,
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655. you have left a mark on me,
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656. and I for sure,
I'm inspired by you,
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657. so thank you,
thank you, thank you.
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658. Thank you so much.
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659. Up next, Raja.
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660. I'm the runway queen,
but Naomi Campbell is goddess.
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661. So I'm just gobsmacked.
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662. I'm slayed, I'm gagged.
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663. Relax your hands.
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664. The poses are great,
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665. and your walk, for me, is great.
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666. Thank you.
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667. Thank you, Naomi.
Thank you.
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668. Jinkx Monsoon.
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669. Naomi Campbell
is probably thinking,
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670. who let this horny old lady
walk this runway?
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671. I love the drama
that you give with this walk,
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672. but you've got to go
a bit slower.
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673. I feel very good that I didn't
fall in front of Naomi Campbell.
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674. Next up, The Vivienne.
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675. When I was in school
and I'd go into a hallway,
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676. if there was no one
in that hallway,
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677. then I'd just be like,
bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, uh.
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678. - She's so smooth.
- Yeah.
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679. Very "I don't give a damn,"
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680. and I like that runway, I do.
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681. - Yeah!
- Werk!
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682. Our British queen!
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683. I feel like I've got the weight
of the UK on my shoulders
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684. to be here as the only British
queen on the American stage.
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685. - It does feel different.
- Well, the only difference here
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686. is that you walk
on the left side,
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687. not on the right side.
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688. Yes.
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689. Trinity the Tuck.
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690. I know my runway walk.
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691. I have been doing
this pageant walk
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692. for years and years
and years, honey.
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693. She knows how to work that leg.
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694. I get a lot of strength
from your shoulders.
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695. This is the football player
in me.
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696. Next up, Monét X Change.
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697. The vibe and energy I bring
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698. is, like, a runway chick
who is walking to the mall
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699. because she knows she about
to get cast on a model show.
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700. But she's, like,
my spot is mine.
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701. Like, no one's
taking my spot.
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702. Like, I can get there
in my own time.
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703. I love your walk,
I love your confidence,
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704. I love the energy,
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705. but I want you not to do that
with your feet.
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706. Yes, you know, exactly.
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707. - Yeah, yeah.
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708. Thank you, Naomi!
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709. Yvie Oddly.
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710. I'm out here
intentionally serving chaos.
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711. Hair in the face,
jacket hanging off,
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712. like, tuck out to one side.
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713. Yes, legs.
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of my walk as, like,
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that's about to happen.
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716. I understand your walk.
I love your whole vibe.
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717. Your vibe,
the way you walk, suits you.
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718. Up next, Shea Couleé.
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719. It is the most sickening,
iconic thing
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720. to be walking on the runway
in front of Naomi Campbell,
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721. somebody whose walk
I have studied,
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722. to try and emulate
her goddess-like energy.
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723. And this is my moment
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724. to show my teacher
all that I've learned.
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725. - Ooh!
- Yes, ma'am.
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726. Well, Shea Couleé.
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727. Hi.
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728. When did you start
learning how to walk?
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729. When I was probably
nine years old,
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730. and I would put on this very
specific video of you
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731. walking in the Victoria's Secret
fashion show.
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732. You had on this
beautiful beaded fringe,
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733. and the way that
you made that fringe sway,
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734. it lives in my mind rent-free.
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735. Girl, when I'm going to get milk
from the grocery store,
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736. that is what I channeled.
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737. Yeah, it shows. You do.
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738. You know what you're doing.
You have it controlled.
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739. You know how to slow it down,
to bring it up, to...
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740. It was perfection for me.
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741. Wow.
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742. Uh...
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743. I—well, um...
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744. - Oh.
- Aw.
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745. There aren't enough words
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746. to describe the impact
that you've had on me.
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747. Oh, bitch, she's gonna
make me fucking cry.
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748. I just really
look up to you a lot,
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749. and it was really amazing to be
able to get up on this runway
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750. and walk in front of you.
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751. I've spent my whole life
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752. practicing
for a moment like that.
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753. Pleasure to meet you.
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754. Oh, the pleasure was all mine,
the pleasure was all mine.
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755. And to have it on TV
so people know I wasn't lying?
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756. Girl.
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757. Queens, you're all
absolutely amazing,
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760. Yeah, because I'll hear
about it, and I'll be watching.
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761. Thank you!
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762. Whew, Miss Naomi Campbell, girl!
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763. I cannot believe it.
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764. The iconic-ness.
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765. How is it she looks better
in person?
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766. Girl, after walking the runway
in front of Naomi Campbell,
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767. I really don't know what
to expect this season, bitch.
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768. This has never been done before.
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769. I have no idea what
I'm getting myself into.
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770. This is like
I'm a virgin again. Oh!
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771. I went away,
and I came back with these!
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772. Yes!
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773. Oh, I just need the body heat.
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774. All of these queens
are immeasurable.
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775. They're insurmountable.
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776. Do I know the definition
to that word?
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777. No, but I know
that they fierce.
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778. And each and every one of them
came to win.
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779. No, I'm not gonna do that.
Never mind.
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780. So I know there's gonna be
some stiff competition.
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781. Jesus, Yvie!
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782. Girl!
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783. Emphasis on "stiff."
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784. God, I ain't got lashes on,
and I'm still pretty.
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785. You are, bitch.
You are a pretty bitch.
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786. And Imma push you down.
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787. Are you gonna sing
or rap, Monét?
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788. I'm gonna do both.
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789. Oh!
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790. Our maxi-challenge this week
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791. is to write and choreograph
a performance
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792. to RuPaul's new song Legends.
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793. Girl, this
is my bread and butter.
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794. I'm known for being able
to spit some bars really quick.
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795. First thing I do in the morning
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796. is I brush my teeth
and I sharpen my tongue.
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797. Jinkx, do you need one?
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798. I can bring a stool.
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799. Thank you, Ra-JAH.
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800. Ra-JAH, Ra-jayjay.
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801. What are all the different
things people call you?
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802. Roger.
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803. Goddess.
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804. Your Highness.
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805. I prefer "thou."
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806. - Thou.
- Thou.
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807. Thy, thou.
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808. Actually, I think that's
what I'm gonna write about.
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809. There you go.
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810. Raja, the goddess,
the deity, the supreme,
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811. and soon to be queen of queens!
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812. Editors, please insert
echoing sounds.
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813. Put a little reverb on that.
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814. The queen of queens!
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815. That's wonderful.
I just want that.
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816. I just want the title alone.
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817. I think I'm gonna give you
a 101 crash course
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818. on, like, who Jinkx Monsoon is,
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819. which is a horny,
middle-aged MILF.
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820. But middle-aged?
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821. I've been practicing
being 50 since I was 20.
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822. This is about standing out.
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823. She who wins the first challenge
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824. is a heavy hitter,
a main contender.
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825. What are other boxing terms
I can use for this?
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826. The best thing about this
legendary season, bitch,
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827. is that we could
take chances on ourself
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828. because no bitch is going home.
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829. - Right.
- Precisely.
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830. Oh, yes, yes.
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831. So you could take a risk and
try something you've never done
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832. just to show the audience
a new side of you.
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833. So you're gonna sing it.
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834. Hell no.
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835. The song is about, like,
your legend you left behind,
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836. and I think the legend
that I left behind me
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837. is just doing Drag Race
my own way
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838. and going against the grain.
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839. Being here with you lot
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840. I felt really intimidated
walking in.
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841. Oh, really? Why?
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842. I've just always revered
American drag so much.
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843. I feel like I've got
something to prove.
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844. - Well, and you were the first—
- For queen and country!
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845. I definitely feel like
a bit of an outsider,
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846. because I'm the only
British queen.
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847. There's a load of money
on the line and another crown,
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848. and you're doing it
for your country.
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849. It's just, like, boom.
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850. Yours is a perfect verse
to rap on.
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851. I'm Trinity, and I can tuck,
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852. and I don't give a fuck
or whatever.
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853. - Okay.
- There you go, write that down.
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854. I'm blending all these lyrics
together.
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855. Thanks for writing
the whole damn thing.
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856. Trinity?
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857. Huh? Huh?
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858. It's time to go do
our choreography.
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859. We've nominated you
as the choreographer for this.
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860. Bitch, we're not joking.
We're serious.
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861. That is a lie.
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862. And when RuPaul asks tomorrow,
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863. we are going to tell him
that it was all Trinity.
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864. You know what?
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865. If we do well,
I'm claiming it.
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866. If we don't,
I'm blaming it on Monét.
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867. Okay, ladies,
no time to talk.
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868. We have a lot of work to do.
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869. It's time for all these winners
to get together
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870. to choreograph a dance
for RuPaul's song Legends.
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871. Oh, God, we just have
to choreograph our own song.
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872. This needs to go fiercely,
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873. and everyone
needs to be flawless,
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874. because we are all
RuPaul's legendary children.
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875. Like, we cannot come in here
looking crazy.
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876. Do you think
we should start on stage?
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877. Like, should we be posed
on stage,
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878. or should the entering
be part of it?
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879. Oh, I like an entrance.
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880. What if we started it in,
like, a picture?
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881. Some of us down lower?
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882. Because I think
it would be really cool
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883. with the way the music swells
if, like,
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884. - we start rising...
- Yeah.
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885. The problem with
so many talented people
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886. all trying
to share a stage is...
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887. You know what we should do?
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888. We should do,
like, a friendly battle.
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889. Maybe save that
for the battle at the end.
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890. Or we could do this dance
from the eighties.
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891. A wealth of good ideas.
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892. What I'm thinking is if we got
behind Monét in more of a clump
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893. and make a clump,
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894. then Monét
could join the clump—
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895. Is that a real choreographical
term, "clump?"
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896. If we were in a clump,
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897. then we could stay,
like, posed or something,
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898. and do something
where we're, like...
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899. In a clump.
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900. Yeah, you know, in a clump,
where it looks like the clump
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901. is, like, you know,
like those balls?
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902. There's also a rainbow line,
a verse that says rainbow in it.
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903. What if we formed a rainbow,
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904. just all going one way,
you know?
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905. I think what we should do
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906. is there should not be
too many kitchen—
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907. or chefs in the kitchen.
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908. But we should, like, Shea,
you're a good dancer.
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909. - Okay.
- You wanna be the choreographer?
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910. But we should all
give a little feedback.
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911. Absolutely.
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912. I've done a lot of choreography
in my life,
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913. but this is the legendary
legends season,
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914. you know what I'm saying?
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915. So we have to deliver
that level of quality.
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916. So, like, you're
the best dancer here.
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917. We all believe in you.
Let's do it.
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918. But nan one of these bitches
can choreograph,
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919. so here I am.
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920. You're welcome.
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921. Let's just, like,
develop, like, a picture.
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922. - Let's build a picture.
- Yeah.
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923. I can go low.
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924. I can't be on my knees
in my dress.
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925. Okay, well, then how about
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926. you come over here
and stand with me.
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927. I gotta channel my best
Debbie Allen in Fame
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928. and put these girls to work.
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929. So this is what we're gonna do.
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930. I'm thinking
with your, like, deity line,
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931. if we did kind of,
like, one of those—
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932. you know, with the hands, like—
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933. - You know.
- Yes, I love it.
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934. Okay. One, Monét,
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935. and two
and three and four.
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936. Do you guys wanna try
and run that really quick?
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937. Yeah, let's see
if we can get that.
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938. Okay, five, six, seven, eight.
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939. One and two and three and four.
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940. - That was gorgeous.
- Fun!
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941. These girls are going to sparkle
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942. like the legendary Legend stars
they are.
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943. One, two, three, four,
five, six, snap, eight.
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944. Wait. Do we turn here?
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945. That would so cute.
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946. - That just sounded sickening.
- That is really sickening.
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947. We should have shown Naomi that.
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948. Girl, you're now seeing
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949. how hard this competition
is gonna be,
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950. because everybody is good.
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951. I mean, like, there is not
a filler queen here.
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952. I mean, there are some fillers
in some queens,
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953. but there's not a filler queen.
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954. Bitch, I'm telling you,
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955. this has gotta be the season
of legends, bitch,
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956. because this is the smoothest
motherfucking choreography
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957. I have ever seen in my life.
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958. Welcome to the all winners
season, bitch.
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959. I am very confident
I'm not going home.
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960. - Whoo!
- Whoo!
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961. Me mouth's dry
as a cat's asshole.
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962. I literally keep forgetting
you're British.
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963. Oh, yes!
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964. First runway of the legends
of the legends!
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965. Hickory, dickory, dock,
dickory dock.
Copy !req
966. First runway of the legends
of the legends!
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967. Today we are getting ready
for our first maxi-challenge,
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968. a performance of RuPaul's
new song Legends.
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969. Oh, girl.
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970. This is the premiere challenge
Copy !req
971. of the biggest season
of Drag Raceever.
Copy !req
972. This has got to be mind-blowing.
Copy !req
973. The judges are expecting
the top tier of performance,
Copy !req
974. and we have got
to give it to them.
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975. So if we could have, like,
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976. another three,
four weeks' rehearsal,
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977. that would be lovely, please.
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978. I'm looking for the steamer.
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979. Jinkx, I can't.
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980. What?
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981. Oh, I love all this new shit!
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982. Look how cool these are.
Copy !req
983. They really are.
These are chic.
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984. Thank you, Anastasia!
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985. This is such a good group.
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986. Like, yesterday
was the most fun I've had
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987. for the first challenge
I've ever done.
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988. Yes, honey, and the way, like,
you took charge yesterday,
Copy !req
989. and, like, made sure
that, like, we were all good.
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990. So, I mean, if you have
to lip sync for that cash tip,
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991. girl, and you go hard
and you get it,
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992. who the fuck
are you blocking?
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993. So for me, it feels like
a game of chess,
Copy !req
994. and you kind of
got the first move.
Copy !req
995. So this decision sets the pace
Copy !req
996. for how the rest of the
competition is gonna roll out.
Copy !req
997. My strategy for All Stars 5
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998. was, you know,
I'm always going to vote
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999. on who I feel
was the weakest that week.
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1000. The issue with this version is—
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1001. Like, why would we block one
of the weak ones, you know?
Copy !req
1002. Block a weak one?
That's what I'm saying.
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1003. - Yes.
- Exactly.
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1004. You have to play the game
strategically.
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1005. You wanna get to the top four,
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1006. you got to block
your competition,
Copy !req
1007. so that way
you can get the star.
Copy !req
1008. How else are you supposed
to play this game?
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1009. You're gonna block
the weakest competitor?
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1010. That don't make no sense.
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1011. They ain't gonna win
no stars anyway.
Copy !req
1012. Okay, so do you think blocking
is kind of a compliment?
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1013. Right? It's kind of, yeah.
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1014. At least on
a regular All Stars,
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1015. like, when you throw a bitch
under the bus,
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1016. there's a chance
that she's gonna go.
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1017. - Okay?
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1018. Versus coming back into
the werkroom the next day,
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1019. and she's like,
"So, bitch, you blocked me."
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1020. Okay?
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1021. And bitch, if you falter,
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1022. then that bitch
gonna send your ass
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1023. fucking
blockity-block-block-block.
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1024. It's shady boots.
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1025. Shady little boots.
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1026. Tiny little shady boots
in the shade.
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1027. How are you feeling about today?
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1028. - Good, yeah.
- Yeah?
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1029. I was watching you rehearse.
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1030. I was like, dag,
Trinity got a donk, girl.
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1031. I was thinking the same thing
with you, too, bitch.
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1032. That's what brings us together,
the fat asses.
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1033. Yeah.
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1034. A lot of people
expect Monét and I
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1035. to have this major rivalry
because we are twinners.
Copy !req
1036. But the truth is, I love Monét.
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1037. We won.
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1038. We both got
to accomplish something
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1039. so amazing in our careers.
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1040. Bitch, when the strategy
starts tonight,
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1041. people are going to be
in their feelings.
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1042. What is the strategy
you're gonna play on?
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1043. - I really don't know.
- Yeah.
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1044. I don't know.
Copy !req
1045. Can we, like—do we—
do we do an alliance?
Copy !req
1046. Bitch, if you wanna do an
alliance, I will do an alliance.
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1047. I'm down to do it,
because I think
Copy !req
1048. they all think that we're
gonna be gunning at each other.
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1049. And if you and I
have an alliance together—
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1050. Bitch, I will.
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1051. I'm very down.
I'm very serious.
Copy !req
1052. Trinity is very competitive.
Copy !req
1053. She's a strong player
in Drag Race.
Copy !req
1054. So knowing that she may have
the chance of blocking someone,
Copy !req
1055. I don't want to be
on the receiving end of that.
Copy !req
1056. Having Trinity as an ally
Copy !req
1057. is way better
than having her as an enemy.
Copy !req
1058. Because if you and I make it
to the top four again together,
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1059. I'm very into it.
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1060. - Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
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1061. Now, like, in life,
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1062. I'm not, like,
a huge competition person.
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1063. But something about Drag Race
Copy !req
1064. brings out that
competitive edge in me.
Copy !req
1065. I am here to play the game.
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1066. I am here to play
alliances,
Copy !req
1067. and I will lie, cheat,
steal a crown if I have to.
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1068. - Do an alliance?
- Yeah, yeah.
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1069. Did you just say,
"Let's team up?"
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1070. She asked me
if I could help her stone.
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1071. And I'm like, uh, you're
just standing there, girl.
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1072. Help me, bitch.
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1073. Raja, what was it like
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1074. when you were crowned
all those seasons ago,
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1075. before they even had
the, like, audience?
Copy !req
1076. I wish I hadn't ugly-cried
so ugly.
Copy !req
1077. I remember hugging Manila,
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1078. and, like, in her ear,
I'm like, "Oh, my God,
Copy !req
1079. "I'm crying so ugly,
Copy !req
1080. I feel like I look
like an asshole."
Copy !req
1081. And she's like,
"You are an asshole."
Copy !req
1082. - And then we became besties.
- I'm very happy you're here.
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1083. Bitch, your season was
the season I started watching.
Copy !req
1084. You made me fall in love
with drag.
Copy !req
1085. I remember watching you on TV
with Dita von Teese
Copy !req
1086. teaching the models burlesque.
Copy !req
1087. Oh, yes, on Top Model.
Copy !req
1088. I looked up to you
and I thought that was so cool,
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1089. and I was a teenager.
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1090. Get outta here, Jinkx!
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1091. I thought we were friends.
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1092. Jaida, how did you feel
about winning?
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1093. The hardest part
about the win for me
Copy !req
1094. was that because
of the pandemic,
Copy !req
1095. I didn't get to,
like, travel the world
Copy !req
1096. and, like, feel my "Oh, bitch,
I'm the winner" confidence.
Copy !req
1097. It's like if somebody told you
you won the lottery,
Copy !req
1098. but you can't touch it,
you know what I mean?
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1099. But you were that fierce.
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1100. - Thank you.
- You were that deserving.
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1101. Yeah, and I think, like,
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1102. I'm learning to know that
all the time,
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1103. and trying to, like,
work getting past being here.
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1104. And, like, I come here
and I compete with y'all,
Copy !req
1105. and it just
makes me feel so good,
Copy !req
1106. - because of, like, the level—
- Oh, bitch!
Copy !req
1107. The level
is, like, sickening,
Copy !req
1108. that all of you all possess.
Copy !req
1109. I'm like, it's good to know
that, like,
Copy !req
1110. I deserve to be here
just as much as anybody.
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1111. So, like, thank y'all for
being such good sisters to me.
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1112. Even coming here, I was
a little nervous about, like—
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1113. I was, like, I don't know,
like, how it would be,
Copy !req
1114. because I'm sometimes
very closed off.
Copy !req
1115. But I'm so glad
to be here with y'all,
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1116. and I'm so glad
that y'all are so—
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1117. We're so glad to have you here!
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1118. You deserve to be here.
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1119. - Thank you.
- You are deserving. Know that!
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1120. - Yes.
- I feel really excited
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1121. to be competing with
the cream de le crème—
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1122. is that crème de la crme?
Copy !req
1123. Cream style corn, cream of
the crop, whatever the tea is.
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1124. These queens are making me feel
like I'm right at home,
Copy !req
1125. and that I am a for sure part
of the winner's circle,
Copy !req
1126. regardless of how the year went
for me during the pandemic.
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1127. Everyone's emo already.
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1128. Goddamn.
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1129. You know what? At least you
don't have your base on yet.
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1130. I'm, like, literally, like—
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1131. You're gonna make me
fucking cry, bitch.
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1132. Jaida, come over here.
Let's make out.
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1133. Jaida, I'm still
blocking you if I win.
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1134. - Yas!
- ♪ Cover girl
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1135. And what?
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1136. Welcome to the main stage
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1137. of RuPaul's Drag Race
All Stars, All Winners.
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1138. She's a legend in her
own time, Michelle Visage.
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1139. More like a legend in
my own mind, but I'll take it.
Copy !req
1140. Style superstar
Carson Kressley.
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1141. Have you ever won anything?
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1142. Oh, I won a goldfish once
at a fair,
Copy !req
1143. and, uh, and an Emmy
a long time ago for Queer Eye.
Copy !req
1144. I bet that goldfish
was delicious.
Copy !req
1145. It was.
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1146. And heaven must be missing
an angel,
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1147. because she's here with us
tonight. Cameron Diaz.
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1148. I thought that
this was heaven, Ru.
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1149. We are so happy you're here.
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1150. I know you're a super fan.
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1151. I'm actually a really big fan
of your music, Ru.
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1152. I'm super excited
about your songs.
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1153. Oh, my goodness,
that's so kind of you.
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1154. Well, you know,
I have a new song
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1155. if you wanna hear it.
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1156. - You do?
- Yes.
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1157. - Like, right now?
- Sure!
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1158. Oh, but you still have to
start the show and everything.
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1159. Yeah, no, let's do it.
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1160. - Really?
- Yeah, let's do it, okay?
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1161. All right, here we go.
Watch this.
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1162. Performing Give 'Em What
They Want, it's RuPaul.
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1163. - Yas!
- ♪ I know you wanna work
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1164. You betta!
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1165. - Yes!
- Yes!
Copy !req
1166. - Yas!
- Brava!
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1167. Work!
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1168. This week,
we challenged our queens
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1169. to reintroduce themselves
Copy !req
1170. in an All Stars, All Winners
remix of my song Legends.
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1171. And tonight on the runway,
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1172. category is I'm Crowning.
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1173. Hee-hee-hee-hee.
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1174. Racers, start your engines,
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1175. and may the best legend win.
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1176. I'm proud to announce
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1177. the All Stars, All Winners
debut of Legends.
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1178. Hit it.
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1179. Wow!
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1180. Oh, my goodness.
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1181. Category is I'm Crowning.
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1182. First up, Raja.
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1183. You know, if it ain't
brocade, don't fix it.
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1184. Well, she put
the "verse" in "Versace."
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1185. Oh, there you go.
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1186. "Raja" means "king"
in Indonesian,
Copy !req
1187. so I wanted to go with
the ultimate gay king idea
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1188. of Louis XIV.
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1189. I designed the outfit
basically shoe first,
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1190. and then I built the look
around it.
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1191. Yeah, honey,
she's going for baroque.
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1192. Jinkx Monsoon.
That's gorgeous.
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1193. There's something
about Mary...
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1194. Queen of Scots.
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1195. I'm giving
some kind of mash-up
Copy !req
1196. between Queen Elizabeth I,
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1197. the Virgin Mary,
and Angelina Jolie.
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1198. Oh!
Copy !req
1199. Organzalina Jolie.
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1200. I wanted the moment you saw me
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1201. for you to say,
"That's a queen."
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1202. But then I've got this leg
that comes out of nowhere
Copy !req
1203. to let you know
Copy !req
1204. that I still get down with
the motherfucking sickness.
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1205. Monét X Change.
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1206. Ooh, yes, honey.
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1207. Come on
with the crown royale.
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1208. Today on the runway
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1209. I'm giving you track suit
crowned queen realness.
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1210. I love the nineties.
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1211. Obviously,
I love Black culture.
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1212. It's who I is.
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1213. With my crown in my wig,
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1214. I just feel really cool
in this look.
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1215. She's always got
a lot of balls up in the air.
Copy !req
1216. Up next,
Trinity the Tuck.
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1217. Yes, mama.
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1218. Oh, she has crushed
this velvet.
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1219. This is
the all winners season.
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1220. Queen of All Queens.
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1221. So make no mistake.
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1222. Miss Honey
has brought the drama.
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1223. Has there ever been
a bigger gown on this runway?
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1224. No, I don't think so.
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1225. That's one hell of a loveseat.
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1226. More cushion for the pushin'.
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1227. Yvie Oddly.
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1228. It's not rayon,
it's actually crayon.
Copy !req
1229. Yes, this bitch
is cray-cray and Crayola.
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1230. I'm serving you crowns.
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1231. Cray-owns.
Copy !req
1232. I'm dripping in cray-owns.
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1233. I'm just channeling
the young RuPaul
Copy !req
1234. in the most punk, Yvie way
I know how.
Copy !req
1235. So this one's for you,
weewee PaulRu.
Copy !req
1236. I could wax poetic
about this look for days.
Copy !req
1237. The Vivienne.
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1238. My God, even her shoes
are wearing an outfit.
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1239. I've never felt this good
Copy !req
1240. on a runway in my life.
Copy !req
1241. I'm giving Vivienne Westwood,
Iris van Herpen.
Copy !req
1242. The fabrics used in this look
are really burlappy,
Copy !req
1243. so it's giving this gorgeous
queen of Earth.
Copy !req
1244. She's just been dug up,
and now she's here.
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1245. Burlap out of it!
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1246. Jaida Essence Hall.
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1247. Marge Simpson could never.
Copy !req
1248. I feel absolutely stunning.
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1249. My hair is up
Copy !req
1250. in this beautiful, like,
dread moment. Ding!
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1251. With my tiny, cute crown.
Copy !req
1252. I feel good,
and I know that I look good.
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1253. Heavy is the hair
who wears the crown.
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1254. Shea Couleé.
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1255. Stunning.
Copy !req
1256. And the winner
of this year's golden lobes...
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1257. I am floating
down this runway
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1258. like Queen Nefertiti
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1259. getting ready to go and greet
her adoring subjects.
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1260. I have my crown made of braids.
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1261. I have these ear prosthetics
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1262. with beautiful
jade green gauges.
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1263. I mean, it's what
a queen deserves.
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1264. Nubian friends silver,
old friends gold.
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1265. Welcome, you gorgeous creatures.
Copy !req
1266. All Stars, All Winnersrules
are in full effect.
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1267. Tonight, I'll name the top two
All Stars of the week
Copy !req
1268. and award each of them
a legendary Legend star.
Copy !req
1269. Then, the top two will lip sync
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1270. for their chance to win $10,000
Copy !req
1271. and the power to block
one of their fellow competitors
Copy !req
1272. from receiving a legendary
Legend star next week.
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1273. Remember, in our grand finale,
Copy !req
1274. the four queens
with the most stars
Copy !req
1275. will compete in our Lip Sync
Lalaparuza Smackdown
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1276. for the crown,
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1277. and the winner will walk away
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1278. with a cash prize of $200,000.
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1279. Oh, yeah.
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1280. Oh.
Copy !req
1281. Gay gasp.
Copy !req
1282. Now, it's time
for the judges' critiques,
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1283. starting with Raja.
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1284. - I'm so happy to see you.
- Hi, Michelle!
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1285. It's been so long.
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1286. Your crowning look is so fun.
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1287. This is what
I would expect from you.
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1288. The level of detail,
the level of story,
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1289. the craftsmanship,
this is all world class.
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1290. Raja, I am just gobsmacked.
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1291. In the performance,
your artistry, your expression,
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1292. I felt like it was very sort of
Blade Runnerfuturistic.
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1293. You look phenomenal,
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1294. and your hair, all I saw
was the blunt cut.
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1295. Nobody has ever said
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1296. that you can't cut a bitch
with a blunt cut.
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1297. All right, up next,
Jinkx Monsoon.
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1298. Water off a duck's back.
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1299. This is absolutely beautiful.
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1300. The crown with all of the rays,
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1301. the gown, the modernized slit
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1302. to show she's still a little ho
underneath all this finery.
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1303. I mean, you were just drop-dead
sexy in that performance.
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1304. I loved your lyrics.
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1305. I thought your rhymes
were very tight.
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1306. I believe that's what
the kids say nowadays.
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1307. Yes, yes.
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1308. That was great.
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1309. - Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
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1310. Up next, Monét X Change.
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1311. You came out and you kilt it.
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1312. You know when there's music
and when there's a performance,
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1313. Monét is gonna go in
and she's gonna go in hard.
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1314. - Thank you.
- And you delivered.
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1315. This look is so great,
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1316. very, like, Queens hair show
extravaganza, elevated.
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1317. I wanted to do the take
on the runway
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1318. like a crowned queen
from Queens.
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1319. That sounds fierce.
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1320. Are you from Queens?
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1321. No, I'm from Brooklyn,
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1322. but, you know,
Queens is a'ight.
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1323. Thank you, Monét.
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1324. Thank you, Ru.
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1325. Up next, Trinity the Tuck.
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1326. Hello!
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1327. You are very much a look queen,
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1328. so I expect
nothing less from you
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1329. than to come out in a dress
that you can't move in.
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1330. No.
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1331. But it's really,
really beautiful,
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1332. the rich, deep purple velvet
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1333. and the bugle beads
hanging off.
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1334. During the performance,
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1335. I could not
take my eyes off of you.
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1336. You are a showgirl.
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1337. You were literally
getting carried away
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1338. by three hot dancers,
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1339. but you had
so much star quality,
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1340. or perhaps it was the Ritalin,
I was just focused on you.
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1341. You're just a star.
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1342. Girl, I was feeling
the fantasy.
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1343. I don't know
any of the lyrics.
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1344. I was living my life.
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1345. Yvie Oddly.
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1346. Queen of the queerdos.
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1347. Queen of the queerdos.
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1348. The performance was amazing.
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1349. I feel like you take risks
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1350. whether they're gonna pay off
or not, like that wig.
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1351. Meow!
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1352. I'm gonna say
that wasn't a payoff,
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1353. but you own being weird
and queer and different.
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1354. That's why we fell in love with
Yvie Oddly in the first place.
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1355. I love a great Club Kid look.
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1356. This is very late eighties,
early nineties.
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1357. All of it looks really chic
and well done.
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1358. It's like a kid who, like,
got into all the crayons.
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1359. It's very playful.
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1360. At the same time,
it's sexy and gorgeous.
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1361. I loved every part of it.
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1362. Thank you.
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1363. - Thank you, Yvie.
- Thank you.
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1364. Up next, from the UK,
it's The Vivienne.
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1365. Hiya, luv!
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1366. In the musical performance,
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1367. you looked absolutely stunning.
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1368. That beautiful hair,
the costume, it's gorgeous,
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1369. your voice was beautiful.
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1370. I'm so happy that you're here
joining us on our main stage.
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1371. This look, it's very natural
and it's all about texture.
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1372. I thought it was very mystical.
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1373. I was thinking it was The Lion,
the Bitch, and the Wardrobe.
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1374. It's beautiful.
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1375. This is just so beautiful,
very wood nymph.
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1376. If I'm walking
through the forest,
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1377. I just want you
to pop in front of me
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1378. and wave that wand around.
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1379. Like a flasher?
Hey, hey, hey!
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1380. Exactly.
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1381. Thank you so much,
The Vivienne.
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1382. - Thank you for having me.
- Welcome to America.
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1383. All right, up next,
Jaida Essence Hall.
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1384. - Hello!
- Hello!
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1385. Your music performance
was so good, Jaida.
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1386. It was so emphatic.
I loved it.
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1387. And then at the end
your saying you can't sing,
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1388. that was just funny, but
it's also really great work.
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1389. If this was a basketball team,
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1390. you would be,
like, the smallest player
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1391. who's, like, dribbling
in between everybody
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1392. and be, like, taking the shots.
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1393. You were just moving
and grooving through it,
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1394. and it was just
so much fun to watch.
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1395. Thank you.
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1396. This runway look,
I love that beehive,
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1397. and then the tiny little crown
is a fun sense of humor moment
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1398. for a dress
that's quite elegant.
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1399. Thank you.
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1400. - Thank you so much, Jaida.
- Thank you.
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1401. Up next, Shea Couleé.
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1403. That performance was so strong.
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1404. You came onto that stage
and just let everybody have it.
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1405. You gave me chills up my arm,
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1406. and I was like, whoa,
I just got Couleé'd.
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1407. This is grandeur.
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1408. The details on this
and the thought behind it,
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1409. it's a big idea,
and it had a big payoff.
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1410. Thank you, Carson.
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1411. Thank you, ladies,
I think we've heard enough.
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1412. While you enjoy a House of Love
cocktail in the werkroom,
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1413. the judges and I
will deliberate.
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1414. Oh, my goodness, great night
for our All Stars.
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1415. Each of these girls
has their own brand,
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1416. and they've taken that brand
to the top.
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1417. All right, now, just between
us squirrel friends,
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1418. what do you think?
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1419. We have to determine
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1420. the top two All Stars
of the week.
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1421. This is gonna be
very difficult for us.
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1422. - Oh, God, Ru.
- Yeah.
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1423. Michelle,
who are your top two?
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1424. My top two were Monét and Shea.
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1425. You know, Monét came out
and she killed that performance.
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1426. She was amazing.
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1427. The thing about Monét
is she's got a charm factor
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1428. - that is off the charts.
- Yeah.
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1429. On the runway, y'all,
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1430. this is one of my favorites
of the night
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1431. because it's funny.
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1432. She put caged hip bustle
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1433. in a frigging windbreaker
Members Only tracksuit.
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1434. - Uh-huh.
- That look was bomb.
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1435. And Shea Couleé
had a night and a half.
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1436. When she came out there
and did her verse,
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1437. I was blown away by everything:
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1438. the presence, the lyrics.
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1439. All of it was so fantastic.
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1440. And on the runway,
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1441. the way she paired haute couture
Maison Valentino
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1442. with this beautiful
Nefertiti-inspired hair,
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1443. it was just breathtaking.
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1444. We were all jaws agape.
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1445. She came to Slay Couleé.
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1446. Okay.
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1447. The way she put it together,
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1448. that's what someone
who has great style does.
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1449. - Yes.
- They make it their own
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1450. and they style it in a way
that is so special
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1451. that it was just
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1452. one of my favorite
runway looks in herstory.
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1453. Oh!
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1454. Periodt, with a "T"
at the endt.
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1455. Wow. That's high praise
from Mr. Kressley.
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1456. I think Trinity
is one of the queens
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1457. that I feel like
is on another level
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1458. that nobody else really touches.
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1459. That's why
she is a winner, baby.
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1460. - Mm-hmm.
- And she's one of my favorites.
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1461. Yeah, you're absolutely right.
Trinity is a showgirl.
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1462. She is captivating,
she's got star quality,
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1463. and I could tell she
didn't know any of those lyrics,
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1464. but I did not care
because she is so watchable.
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1465. She was living.
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1466. When those guys lifted her up,
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1467. she knew exactly the right
attitude for that number,
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1468. and it sold it.
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1469. I don't wanna put
a damper on things,
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1470. but we have to care about
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1471. not knowing the lyrics
in this comp—
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1472. - Right.
- Because look at these bitches!
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1473. Everybody's so great.
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1474. You're right, you're right,
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1475. and she did write the lyrics.
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1476. - Thank you!
- So she should know them.
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1477. Yeah, it definitely
was not the words she wrote,
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1478. but she looked stunning.
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1479. You could not look away.
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1480. Honestly,
it was mesmerizing.
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1481. - Yeah.
- Yvie Oddly I thought
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1482. captured our attention
the entire time.
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1483. The runway look,
it was so cool.
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1484. I loved the story
about it, too.
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1485. You know, all the colors
of the rainbow,
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1486. all the colors of the crayons,
blending and melting,
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1487. and making something
really beautiful maybe
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1488. out of something
that was considered messy.
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1489. And then in
the musical performance,
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1490. I thought she was
one of the top for sure.
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1491. Just so much energy,
so much presence,
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1492. really commanded
that performance,
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1493. that I didn't care so much—
The wig was terrible.
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1494. Burn it, because
it was horrendous.
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1495. And that was a pussycat wig.
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1496. That was an alley cat wig.
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1497. That was a feral cat wig.
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1498. All right, silence.
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1499. I've made my decision.
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1500. Bring back my legends.
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1501. I'm right here.
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1502. Welcome back, All Stars.
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1503. You all turnt it out this week,
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1504. but two of you
truly made us gag.
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1505. The top two All Stars
of the week are...
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1506. Shea Couleé
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1507. and Monét X Change.
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1508. Con-drag-ulations.
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1509. You've each earned
a legendary Legend star.
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1510. And you're both one step closer
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1511. to our grand finale
Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown
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1512. for the crown.
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1513. Ahh.
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1514. Ladies, the rest of you
may take a seat.
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1515. Good luck.
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1516. Y'all, don't block me.
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1517. Two legends stand before me.
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1518. Shea.
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1519. Monét.
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1520. This is your chance
to impress me,
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1521. win $10,000, and earn the power
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1522. to block one
of your fellow queens
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1523. from receiving a legendary
Legend star next week.
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1524. I love you both so much.
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1525. The time has come...
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1526. for you to lip sync...
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1527. for your legacy!
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1528. I'm gonna come in
guns a-blazing,
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1529. because I wanna
A—let these ho's know,
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1530. and B—get $10,000.
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1531. Girl, like, $10,000
is never a bad thing.
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1532. Not unless you're Jeff Bezos
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1533. and that's just, like, what,
a coffee and a crumpet?
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1534. Monét is a very talented
lip syncer.
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1535. She has given us
some iconic lip syncs
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1536. in her Drag Racetenure.
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1537. However, I'm Shea Couleé,
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1538. and I'm about
to slay this lip sync.
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1539. Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
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1540. Oh, the heck with it!
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1541. Werk.
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1542. That was so entertaining.
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1543. - E-I-E-I-O.
- Oh, my God, incredible.
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1544. Ladies, I've made my decision.
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1545. Shea Couleé, con-drag-ulations.
You're a winner, baby.
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1546. You've won a cash tip
of $10,000.
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1547. Monét X Change, you are free
to slay another day.
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1548. You may step
to the back of the stage.
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1549. Thank you, judges.
Thank you, Ru.
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1550. Thanks, everyone.
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1551. Yes, Monét!
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1552. Yes, bitch!
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1553. Queens, please join Shea Couleé.
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1554. Shea, with great power
comes great responsibility.
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1555. Using the platinum plunger...
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1556. Show us which queen
you have chosen to block.
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1557. My mind is going
a million directions
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1558. on how I can play this.
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1559. I'm setting the tone for
the rest of the competition,
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1560. and I know these girls
are shaking in their boots.
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1561. I love you, bitch.
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1562. Don't touch me.
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1563. I give really good head.
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1564. I was rooting for you
on Season 9!
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1565. Good.
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1566. Aah, don't block me!
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1567. You're blocked.
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1568. - Ooh!
- Wow.
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1569. Bitch.
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1570. Well, shit.
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1571. So, Trinity, next week,
you can compete and even win,
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1572. but Shea has blocked you
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1573. from earning
a legendary Legend star.
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1574. Well, con-drag-ulations, ladies.
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1575. And remember,
if you can't love yourself,
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1576. how in the hell you gonna love
somebody else?
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1577. Can I get an "amen" up in here?
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1578. - Amen!
- Amen!
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1579. All right.
Now let the music play!
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1580. Next time onAll Stars...
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1581. Am I a bad friend?
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1582. - No.
- No.
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1583. - Kinda.
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1584. I've fought worse monsters
in Hollywood for years!
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1585. Damn you, Shea Couleé!
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1586. For this week's
maxi-challenge...
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1587. We're playing the Snatch Game!
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1588. This is like the Olympics
of Snatch Game.
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1589. I am going up against people
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1590. who wrote the literal book
on Snatch Game.
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1591. What's your strategy
for blocking, girl?
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1592. Someone who already has a star.
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1593. Girl, if she don't
get outta here, uh-uh.
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1594. Welcome, everybody!
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1595. I never wanted it to end.
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1596. Pfft. Mind-blowing good.
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