1. Previously
on All Stars...
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2. For this week's maxi-challenge,
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3. we're throwing a ball.
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4. I love balls!
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5. Second episode in,
RuPaul wants us
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6. to do a sewing challenge.
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7. Fuck.
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8. Yara just walking around,
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9. chitchatting,
giggling and shit.
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10. It's the wrong time
to be messing around.
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11. Ra'Jah O'Hara.
This is absolutely stunning.
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12. Thank you so much.
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13. Yara Sofia.
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14. Your eye never has
a place to rest
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15. because there's just
so much going on.
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16. Jiggly Caliente.
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17. For All Stars, girl,
this is not enough.
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18. Ra'Jah O'Hara,
con-drag-ulations.
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19. You are the top All Star
of the week.
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20. I work hard.
Ginger knows.
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21. I know that Jiggly
is looking at me,
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22. like, you are the one
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23. who is going to save me
no matter what.
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24. I really wanna be here.
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25. This is All Stars.
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26. If you wanna be here,
show it.
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27. Ru-veal yourself!
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28. - Oh!
- Ooh!
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29. Ra'Jah O'Hara,
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30. Brooke Lynn Hytes,
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31. it's a tie, baby.
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32. You're both winners!
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33. Which queen has the group chosen
to get the chop?
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34. Jiggly Caliente.
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35. Ra'Jah O'Hara.
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36. The queen I chose
was Jiggly Caliente.
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37. Jiggly Caliente, sashay away.
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38. - Oh!
- Bitch, I still
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39. - can't believe it!
- Bitch!
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40. You can't believe—
oh, my goodness.
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41. Ooh, girl, them crab legs
is gonna be the bitch.
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42. My God.
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43. Congratulations, mama!
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44. - Thank you, yeah!
- Congratulations.
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45. God is so good!
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46. Opa!
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47. But it's also bittersweet, too,
because we lost a good sister.
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48. Jiggly is a sweetheart.
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49. But in my heart,
it wouldn't have been right
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50. if I would have picked Yara,
knowing your track record.
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51. You did well last week.
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52. Thank you, motherfucker.
I love you.
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53. - I love you, too.
- I love you.
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54. I love you, too.
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55. Pull the lipsticks out.
Let's see it.
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56. You want me to do it?
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57. All right,
we have one for Jiggly.
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58. We have two
for Jiggly.
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59. - Right.
- We have one for Yara.
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60. All right.
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61. Three for Jiggly.
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62. Four, five, six,
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63. seven, eight, nine for Jiggly,
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64. and two for Yara.
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65. Um...
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66. I know Jiggly is gonna see this,
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67. and she's gonna be so hurt
that I chose her lipstick.
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68. I kind of feel like
I betrayed my friend.
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69. But Yara deserves to be here,
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70. because her track record
speaks for itself,
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71. and that's all
we really have to go by.
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72. We can only judge
on what we've seen so far.
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73. Right.
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74. So obviously,
one of the Yara is Jiggly.
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75. And who was the other one?
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76. Who voted for—
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77. - It was me.
- It was Trin— I knew it.
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78. You voted for Yara?
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79. I was impressed with Jiggly
a little bit more,
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80. and the only reason why
is because Jiggly,
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81. from the beginning
of the challenge,
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82. worked on her costume.
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83. Jiggly created that
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84. with all of the insecurities
of not knowing how to sew.
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85. Jiggly struggled.
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86. Yara whipped her shit out.
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87. Mm-mm.
I don't really buy it.
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88. I'm thinking that
she picked Yara's lipstick
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89. because Yara picked her lipstick
that first week.
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90. Are you mad that
she picked your lipstick—
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91. No, I promise you!
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92. Damn, this sucks.
This not cool at all.
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93. I am gagging.
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94. Apparently, I'm not on
the same page as everybody else,
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95. and it makes me
look like a mess,
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96. and that was not my intention.
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97. Whether anybody believe anything
different, it's no shade.
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98. I appreciate that.
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99. I gotta get out
of this corset
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100. and figure out
what the hell I gotta do
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101. to be in the top
next week, okay?
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102. All Stars is about not
just what you do on the runway,
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103. not just what you deliver
in these challenges.
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104. All Stars is a game of
friendships and strategy.
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105. These girls are watching
how you move, how you speak.
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106. You laughed at this person,
but you read her lips.
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107. Now, everybody gonna
be looking at me like...
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108. Ha!
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109. The winner of RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars
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110. receives a one-year supply
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111. of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,
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112. a coveted spot
in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,
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113. and a cash prize of $100,000.
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114. With extra-special
guest judge Tia Mowry.
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115. Hey!
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116. You're richer.
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117. It's a new day in the Werkroom!
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118. What this week
got in store for us?
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119. It don't matter what—
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120. the singing, the acting,
the dancing, the improv—
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121. this great light of mine
is gonna shine.
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122. What's it say, Miss Ra'Jah?
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123. It says, "It's been real.
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124. You may call me Jiggly."
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125. - Jiggles!
- We love you, Bianca!
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126. Love you, Bianca!
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127. - Let's go talk.
- Okay.
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128. - Come on, kiki.
- New day, ladies.
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129. Yay, top 11.
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130. Like, so what are y'all
expecting today?
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131. You know what I'd like to do?
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132. They give us pamphlets
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133. and we go around
the community
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134. like Jehovah Witness
and shit.
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135. Spread the gospel.
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136. - Ru-hova Witnesses?
- Yeah, Ru-hova Witnesses.
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137. Are you ready
for RuPaul's return?
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138. Okay.
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139. Ooh!
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140. She done already
done had herses!
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141. My All Stars.
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142. - Yeah.
- Those who can, do,
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143. and those who can't
betta ask somebody.
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144. Because it do take skills
to pay your bills.
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145. Call the Drag Race
Hall of Fame hotline now.
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146. Operators are standing by.
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147. - Ooh!
- What's that?
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148. Like a little host, girl.
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149. The hostess
with the mostest, bitch.
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150. Hello, hello, hello!
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151. Hi, ladies!
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152. - Yes!
- All right.
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153. My fearless All Stars!
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154. Whoo!
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155. Do you know, fame is fickle.
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156. One week you're hot,
and the next week you are not.
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157. Believe me, honey, I've had
my shares of ups and downs.
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158. That's why to this day
I keep my beauty license
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159. up to date,
'cause you never know
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160. when somebody might need
a press and curl.
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161. Am I right?
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162. Now, for today's
maxi-challenge,
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163. working in teams,
you need to write and star
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164. in commercials that sell
a sickening side hustle.
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165. - Love it.
- Now, to divide you into teams,
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166. I want you to line up
from shortest to tallest.
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167. - Oh.
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168. I'm, like, a little medium,
I guess.
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169. Talls versus smalls, bitch,
talls versus smalls.
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170. Am I really this short?
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171. Team one, Ginger, A'Keria,
Jan, and Silky.
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172. You'll be providing
a Rent-a-Queen service
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173. for people who need a stranger
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174. to fill in
for a special occasion.
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175. Okay.
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176. Well, we know about that!
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177. Team two, Trin-tity,
Pandora Boxx,
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178. Yara, and Ra'Jah O'Hara.
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179. You'll be drag fixers.
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180. Think Olivia Pope.
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181. There ain't no scandal
you can't handle.
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182. Ah, I love it!
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183. And team three,
Kylie, Scarlet, and Eureka!
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184. Whoo!
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185. - You'll be drag exorcists.
- Ooh.
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186. 'Cause ain't nobody got time
for demons up in here.
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187. Not today, Satan!
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188. Later today you'll be heading
to your commercial shoots,
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189. where you'll be directed
by two of my favorite hustlers,
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190. Michelle Visage
and Ross Mathews.
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191. Yes, mama!
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192. Now, to step up
your side hustle,
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193. feel free to use shoes
from FierceQueen.com.
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194. All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
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195. - All right, girl.
- Let's make it.
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196. I'm in a group
with the short hos!
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197. Oh, watch out!
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198. Come through, team fixer!
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199. For today's maxi-challenge,
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200. we will be creating commercials
for a side hustle business.
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201. - Okay, we're fixers.
- We are the fixers.
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202. I mean, immediately,
like, I started thinking
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203. that it should be, like,
fix it, bitch.
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204. Where it's, like,
we each have a line,
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205. like, "my tuck is meaty,"
or something like that,
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206. funny, and then we go,
like, "Fix it, bitch!"
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207. Oh, okay, yeah, I like that.
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208. My team does have
a little unfair advantage,
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209. since I made promos
and commercials
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210. for a local television station
in Rochester, New York.
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211. Ding!
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212. Kind of like those cheesy
local commercials,
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213. - you know, like—
- Mm-hmm.
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214. Like they get
the most ratchetest girl
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215. to talk about community college?
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216. Yeah, but really, like, campy.
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217. Campy, over-the-top.
I love that.
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218. Each one of us need
our own fix-it situation.
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219. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
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220. The important thing
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221. to a commercial challenge
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222. is to make it simple,
understandable,
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223. and of course,
make it funny.
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224. Fix it, bitch!
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225. Making them laugh
is going to make us win.
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226. I have my fix-it situation.
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227. Let me see if you like it.
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228. You have problem farting
on your dick
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229. because you are
tucked too tight?
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230. Fix it, bitch!
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231. It may be
a little bit too raw, girl.
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232. I love it! Ha-ha!
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233. Yara is very,
um, eclectic...
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234. And different.
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235. You know, this is why—
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236. Look. Look at her.
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237. Get your ass over here.
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238. But she's very unpredictable.
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239. I'm just worried
that if she's not focused,
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240. then we collectively
are gonna look bad.
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241. Oh, my God, so professional.
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242. So, I just wanna make sure
that you two are okay.
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243. We're over that shit.
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244. - Okay.
- I mean, we're perfect.
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245. See, this is my thing.
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246. You're my teammate,
so I want us collectively
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247. to be better than these hos.
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248. I just want all us
to be top or safe.
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249. Yeah, perfect.
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250. We're gonna start
with some crunches.
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251. That's not a crunch.
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252. - This is crunches.
- This is—
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253. - That is dumbbells.
- Crunches are this.
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254. So, what is this called?
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255. We're gonna start
with whatever this is!
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256. So, we are the Exor-Size Queens.
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257. - Now, your turn.
- Aah!
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258. We are going to do
the exorcising of the demon
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259. through literal exercise,
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260. and no D-emon is too big.
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261. Be ready to improv.
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262. How big is the demon?
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263. "I don't know.
Just get here!"
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264. - Click.
- Okay.
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265. So, no rehearsed dialogue
is what you're saying?
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266. No, I'm saying if we
see each other struggling,
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267. let's just play on each other.
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268. I'm pretty good at improv, too.
I can just kind of go
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269. with whatever you're kind of
doing.
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270. You know what I mean?
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271. Okay.
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272. Are you feeling overwhelmed?
I'm sorry.
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273. I am a little bit confused.
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274. I'm a showgirl, bitch.
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275. My whole career has been built
on performing live on stage.
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276. But working in clubs and bars
and stuff like that,
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277. haven't really gotten
to use the skills
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278. that you need
for this kind of challenge.
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279. If you mess up in there
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280. and you don't say exactly
what you said you're gonna say,
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281. let's not worry about it.
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282. I'm worried.
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283. We're gonna be great.
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284. I am really, really happy
with the group that we're in.
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285. I have been wanting
to be in the top,
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286. and I feel like
this is a top-worthy group.
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287. This is what I've been
waiting for since I got here.
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288. - I...
- I see your mind.
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289. - You have some ideas.
- My mind's just running.
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290. Well, bitch,
pass the yellow thing.
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291. We need to be writing that down!
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292. Because my memory
not that good.
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293. So, we're doing Rent-a-Queen,
and we are a group of queens
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294. that you can rent out
for every occasion.
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295. Do you have a bad,
snotty-nose-ass kid
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296. who needs to be
whupped back in shape?
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297. Call RAG!
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298. We have bitches
for your bar mitzvah.
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299. That'd be sickening.
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300. My doctor told me that I need
to lose a little bit of weight.
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301. And then you can do, "Oh, yeah,
I'm gonna make you
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302. the healthiest meal."
Just four sticks of butter.
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303. A big thing of cream.
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304. And look at me now!
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305. And it'll be my head
on your body.
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306. Do you need a queen to bring
the turkey for Thanksgiving?
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307. And it's, like, me twerking
with a turkey in my pants.
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308. Or order in bulk!
And then, like,
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309. the three of us
could do something together.
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310. That would be funny.
That's really good.
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311. And have, like, a little voice
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312. that comes in right after
and it be real fast?
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313. And it's, like, each queen
comes with lashes and a tuck.
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314. That's funny, girl.
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315. Oh, bitch.
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316. This is so, so, so much.
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317. So, I'll be the bad little
snotty-nosed girl,
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318. she'll be the mama.
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319. Oh, I thought
you were gonna be the chef.
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320. I could do both.
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321. I just wanna scream,
"Keep it simple, stupid."
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322. But on Season 11,
there was always
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323. "I don't like Silky
because she's obnoxious."
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324. Or, "I don't like Silky
because she took
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325. all the camera time."
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326. So, now I know
to dial it back.
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327. If the team want everybody
to play 10 characters each
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328. in 45 minutes
for a 45-second thing,
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329. I'll just make it work.
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330. We never, ever say no.
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331. 'Cause I'm a hustler, honey.
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332. Don't get that twisted, okay?
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333. - Hey!
- Hi!
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334. - Welcome, ladies.
- Hi, how are you?
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335. It's time for us to do
our side hustle commercial,
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336. directed by Michelle Visage
and Ross Mathews.
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337. How are you?
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338. - Wonderful.
- Me, too.
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339. Yay!
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340. All right,
what is your side hustle?
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341. We are Team Fix It, Bitch.
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342. So, of course,
as off-duty drag queens,
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343. we only know
a few things to fix,
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344. and we know a few ways
to fix it,
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345. which is duct tape
and superglue.
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346. All right, let's see.
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347. It's important for me
to do well in this challenge,
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348. because on Season 6
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349. I struggled a lot
with acting challenges.
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350. Ever since they invented
birth control, you—
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351. Cut. Trinity, you have
to play to your camera.
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352. Sorry, you guys.
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353. So, this time around,
I want to show them
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354. that I am definitely not
Season 6 TKB, okay?
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355. And what's the setting here?
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356. It's got, like, a background
like those eighties cheesy—
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357. - Okay.
- What's the eighties?
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358. Somebody told me about it,
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359. and I don't really
understand it, but—
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360. Okay, I'd like you to start
with your voiceover.
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361. One, two, three.
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362. Fix it, bitch!
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363. That's like Boyz II Men.
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364. I can't relate.
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365. All right, moving on,
first shot.
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366. Give us a call,
we'll fix it all!
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367. - That's good.
- Okay, good.
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368. All right, moving on.
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369. Someone help me
with these big-ass feet!
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370. Are those shoes not working?
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371. - Pandy, wrong camera.
- Sorry.
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372. And, Trinity, you know yours.
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373. - Straight ahead.
- Yeah.
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374. Can you— I'm not sure your feet
are reading as cliffhangers,
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375. so you've gotta
jam it in there.
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376. Maybe we just have to get
a close-up of them bad boys.
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377. All right, hold on,
I got this.
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378. - Better?
- Oh, yeah.
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379. - Turn your foot a little bit.
- There you go.
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380. That way. Okay.
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381. - Great!
- Next shot.
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382. And action.
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383. I can't hide it!
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384. Are you supposed
to laugh, Yara?
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385. No, but, oh, it's so funny.
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386. But if you don't break
character, we can use it.
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387. - So, don't laugh. Okay.
- Okay, okay.
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388. Ah-ri-ha-ha!
That's for the nerves, sorry.
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389. Okay.
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390. Welcome to Yara's world.
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391. Oh, I've been living in it.
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392. There's so much meat in here,
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393. I can make a sandwich!
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394. Tuck issues?
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395. Got it, Yara.
Highly amusing.
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396. - Cut.
- Good job.
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397. - Thank you guys so much!
- Thank you.
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398. You guys are awesome,
I love you both.
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399. - Hey, y'all.
- Hello.
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400. Welcome, ladies!
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401. Are you ready to shoot the
commercial for your side hustle?
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402. - Yes!
- All right, so tell us about it.
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403. What services do you provide?
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404. We are Exor-Size Queens.
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405. Oh, love that.
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406. Okay, so let's set up
for scene one.
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407. So, we are in the gym,
just minding our own business.
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408. - Okay.
- And what's that word, "gym"?
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409. I think it's somewhere
where you'd go
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410. - to exercise.
- I'll write it down.
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411. - J...
- J-E-M?
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412. I don't know.
It doesn't matter.
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413. Okay. Action.
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414. Oh, my goodness, girl,
that last one was so big!
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415. I know, it took both of us!
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416. Hi, I'm Scarlet.
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417. - I'm Kylie.
- And Kylie?
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418. Kylie, keep your face up
the whole time.
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419. Sometimes you have a tendency
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420. to sort of let the face go
in between your lines.
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421. - Okay.
- Okay?
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422. - And speak up.
- Okay.
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423. Ring, ring, ring!
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424. We have a call now!
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425. - Oh!
- Exor-Size Queens.
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426. Where no demon is big enough.
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427. Oh, my God, I need your help
as soon as possible!
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428. We're on the way.
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429. With three easy payments
of your firstborn.
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430. Did you say "three easy payments
of your firstborn?"
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431. Yeah, you have to have
three firstborns.
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432. But I think
there's only one firstborn.
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433. - Oh.
- Yeah.
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434. Shouldn't it be, "Three easy
payments or your firstborn?"
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435. Uh... sounds like math.
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436. I don't... I don't know.
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437. Well, you're the director.
Let's do that.
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438. For three payments of $69
or your firstborn.
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439. I don't care how much,
just get here.
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440. Please help!
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441. We're on our way.
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442. Right? Or—
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443. Kylie, "Right, are you coming?
Come on."
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444. Come on, gal, let's go.
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445. I was pumpin'.
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446. All right, Eureka, this is
your Oscar-winning scene.
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447. Eureka looks like me going
through menopause at the moment.
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448. Oh, no!
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449. Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Rawr!
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450. Aah! Aah!
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451. Rawr!
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452. Well, fuck me.
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453. - Oh, no!
- You wanna help her out?
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454. Rawr!
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455. - Cut.
- Oh, no!
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456. How's your headboard?
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457. - Haven't had any complaints.
- No complaints, baby!
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458. Oh, my God, Miss Thing,
I done broke the bed.
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459. In my defense,
I have only broken
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460. three headboards in my lifetime.
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461. Well, I've broken more
than you, babe.
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462. Showoff.
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463. No one is surprised.
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464. All right, let's roll
on the next one.
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465. Let's put film in the camera
on the next one.
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466. - Aah! Aah!
- And reach!
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467. And reach,
two, three, four,
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468. five, six, seven, eight.
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469. And cut!
Copy !req
470. That's a wrap, ladies.
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471. Tell us a little bit
about your side hustle.
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472. Well, we are RAQ, Rent-a-Queen,
and we are here
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473. to fill all of the gaping holes
in your social calendar.
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474. Aw!
So, you're queen escorts.
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475. - Yes.
- Yes.
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476. Something like that.
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477. - Don't tell my mother.
- I'm excited to see this.
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478. RAQ is an all-drag queen
escort service.
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479. Providing beauties of two or
more different shapes and sizes
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480. to provide the— oh, sorry.
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481. - Pick it up.
- Yep.
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482. Providing beauties of more—
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483. providing beauties
of two or more shapes or sizes.
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484. - What's that mean?
- No, more than two
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485. shapes and sizes.
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486. Oh, yeah, more than two
shapes or sizes.
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487. Now, it'll make sense.
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488. Providing beauties of two
or more shapes or sizes
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489. to fulfill the gaping holes
in your social calendar.
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490. - More than two.
- That's what I said, isn't it?
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491. - You're saying "two or more."
- No, "two or more."
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492. - You got it, baby.
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493. Would it be easier if you said,
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494. "Providing beauties
of all shapes and sizes?"
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495. Providing beauties
of all shapes and sizes
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496. to fill the gaping holes
in your social calendar.
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497. - There ya go!
- That's it!
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498. - That was great.
- So, let's move on.
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499. I'm doing my big lotion scene.
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500. - Oh!
- Oh, my God.
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501. One take, because if you get
lotion everywhere,
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502. we don't have the time
to do it again, so—
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503. - Yeah.
- Have you tested it?
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504. No.
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505. Okay. And action.
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506. Have you ever been home alone
and stuck in a sticky situation?
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507. Oh! Oh!
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508. Okay, good job.
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509. Have you ever needed
a helping hand?
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510. Okay, great.
What's next?
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511. The next scene
is the cooking scene.
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512. Okay. Ooh, good.
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513. The mime scene.
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514. My doctor told me that
I needed to lose a few pounds,
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515. so I called Rent-a-Queen
for a personal chef.
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516. What is that voice?
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517. That's my Richard Slimmons
voice.
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518. Oh, my gosh!
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519. What's next?
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520. So, we have to set up
the funeral.
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521. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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522. - When's the skydiving scene?
- I know.
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523. I would like to know
when the piñata scene is.
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524. I'm getting a little concerned,
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525. 'cause there's a lot of scenes
going on here, right?
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526. Is it gonna fit?
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527. With poppers.
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528. All right, only
eight more scenes after this.
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529. - Right.
- Our commercial is so complex—
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530. And Silky runs in, ready?
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531. Oh!
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532. I have a lot of parts,
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533. and it's hard
to keep up with it.
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534. - And she's changing.
- Yeah, she's changed clothes.
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535. But I'm not next, right?
Copy !req
536. Oh, Silky, you've still gotta
do your other insert, baby.
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537. Oh, yes.
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538. But I have three lines.
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539. Unless you want me to do it.
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540. You can do it.
Go ahead and do it.
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541. Okay.
I'm gonna do it for her.
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542. Oh, it was Silky's part.
You're gonna take it.
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543. - Yes.
- Okay.
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544. Because she's
already undressing.
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545. I'm starting to get
into my head a little bit,
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546. like, oh, my goodness,
you only got three lines
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547. and you just gave
one of them away.
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548. Action.
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549. I feel like I'm fading
to the background
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550. a little bit
at this point.
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551. That's a wrap on Team RAQ.
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552. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
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553. Another day.
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554. Ginger Minj.
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555. Yes, ma'am.
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556. - Ginger Minj.
- Oh, my God.
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557. And we'll werk it out.
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558. It's elimination day,
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559. and I don't think
my team is in trouble.
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560. Kylie and I had a good time,
Eureka shined, too,
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561. and I think we sweat
that demon right out of her.
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562. We exorcised them demons
right outta ya, gal.
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563. What's up, bitch?
Fix it, bitch.
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564. - What's up? Oh!
- Fix it, bitch.
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565. How you feeling this morning?
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566. I feel good, I feel good.
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567. We all did amazing.
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568. It was like everything
fell in place, like boom, boom.
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569. I'm actually, like, really happy
that, like, y'all didn't carry
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570. whatever could have been
into our working
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571. - with each other.
- Right.
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572. - And it's no ill feelings.
- We don't hold grudges.
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573. - Definitely.
- And no hard feelings at all.
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574. And you had to vote
for somebody.
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575. That's the bottom line
of it all.
Copy !req
576. - Right.
- Let's get ready.
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577. And if you mess up,
fix it, bitch!
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578. I'm actually really glad that
you and I got paired together,
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579. that we've been able
to work together, you know?
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580. Yeah, I think we come from
a similar background
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581. in terms of, like, theatrics
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582. and wanting to do
similar things with our drag,
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583. and I appreciate that in you.
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584. Well, if I win the lip sync,
I'll give you $1,000.
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585. And if you win the lip sync,
you give me $1,000.
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586. Okay, deal.
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587. Oh, I see y'all already
got something going on.
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588. Okay, okay.
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589. You all right, Miss Silky?
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590. You a little worried, bitch?
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591. I know how you is.
You get into panic mode.
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592. You're being awful quiet
over there, girl.
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593. - What's going on?
- Coming back to All Stars,
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594. I just thought it was
gonna be somewhat easier
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595. 'cause I know everything.
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596. - Uh-huh.
- But I feel like
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597. kind of second-guessing myself,
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598. because I didn't get the love
on my season.
Copy !req
599. Like, you can relate to this.
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600. And I've just been
working so hard
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601. to, like, show that I am
this sickening entertainer
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602. that I be in my head.
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603. It's just been, like—
like, extremely hard for me.
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604. During Season 11,
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605. I got a lot of hate
from a lot of different areas.
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606. I didn't get it
just from the fans,
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607. I got it from colleagues,
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608. promoters that wanted
to cancel my bookings.
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609. So, getting the opportunity to
come back to this competition,
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610. I had a vision
for how I wanted to look,
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611. a vision for how
I wanted to be perceived,
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612. and I am in my head
about everything.
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613. I'm just off,
and, like, worried.
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614. You can't let an opinion
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615. of somebody
who has never did this
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616. dictate what it is
you already know about yourself.
Copy !req
617. Mm-hmm.
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618. Girl, you know
you're talented.
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619. And, bitch,
I've known you too long
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620. to think something like this
gonna break you.
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621. No, it ain't gonna
break me now. No.
Copy !req
622. And what?
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623. Welcome to the main stage of
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.
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624. Voguer, rapper, radio DJ,
ballroom dancer,
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625. talk show host, wife,
and mother, Michelle Visage.
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626. How does she do it?
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627. Drag Race
employee of the month,
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628. the hilarious Ross Mathews.
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629. Yay! Do I get a bonus?
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630. Yes, you do.
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631. Is it Michelle's old bras?
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632. Yes, it is.
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633. Yay!
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634. Now, she puts the sister
in Sister, Sister.
Copy !req
635. Tia Mowry's here!
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636. Hey!
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637. - Hi!
- I'm so excited to be here.
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638. I'm like the new girl
on the block.
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639. Well, I am so happy you're here.
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640. This week, our All Stars
are working overtime
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641. to create ads that promote
their side hustles.
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642. And tonight on the main stage,
category is Ru-demption Runway,
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643. a chance to do over
past fashion fails.
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644. All Stars, start your engines,
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645. and may the best drag queen win!
Copy !req
646. Serving
Ru-demption Runway,
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647. Kylie Sonique Love,
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648. Lady Gaga, Snatch Game,
Season 2 remix.
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649. The latest
in feather duster technology.
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650. Bitch, I am serving you
everything Gaga
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651. from head to toe.
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652. And I could probably be on tour
with Gaga right now.
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653. Kylie Hears a Who.
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654. Scarlet Envy,
Season 11 Entrance Look,
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655. and this is the remix.
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656. Stop relying
on that Botticelli.
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657. We are bronzed,
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658. these legs are shiny, ethereal.
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659. I feel like I'm ready
to be hung up in the Met.
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660. I just feel gorgeous.
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661. Sistine that walk, hot!
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662. Eureka, Faux Fur,
Season 9,
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663. and this is the remix.
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664. Fe-fi-fo-fur!
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665. Girl, y'all can say
what you want about a body suit,
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666. but if the body is right,
put a suit on it.
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667. Okay?
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668. I can't hear you.
I've got shoulders in my ears!
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669. Ra'Jah O'Hara,
Farm-to-Runway, Season 11.
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670. Here come the re-do!
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671. Well, she's a bush supporter.
Copy !req
672. Ra'Jah:
She is made of real leaves.
Copy !req
673. I'm giving you Mother Nature
the house down boots.
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674. Queen La-leaf-ah.
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675. Pandora Boxx,
Team Unity, All Stars 1.
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676. Royalty.
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677. My Ru-demption look
is Pandora 2.0.
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678. She's been around,
she's learned a little,
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679. we are giving
a little Mother Nature,
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680. a little pageant realness.
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681. It's so embarrassing,
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682. but I can totally see
her rosebud.
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683. Yara Sofia,
Season 3, Promo Look.
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684. She got this outfit
half off.
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685. I'm working
this Ru-demption look,
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686. and I'm giving you
the work part
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687. and the party part,
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688. which is the naked part.
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689. Coco Chanel said,
"Before you leave the house,
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690. put on as much jewelry
as possible."
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691. And take a leg off.
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692. Trinity K. Bonet,
Season 6, Promo Look.
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693. She's in mourning wood.
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694. Bitch, I look like
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695. if the Met Gala
was vampire night
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696. or fright night
or some scary shit.
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697. Either way, I look dope.
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698. I think
she cast a spell on me.
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699. Jan, Season 12 Entrance Look.
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700. Here come the remix!
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701. It's Sporty Spice
as mother of the bride.
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702. Tonight I look stunning.
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703. I have a go-go-go-gown,
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704. and I'm not just
the girl next door anymore,
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705. I'm the woman next door.
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706. A new line of glam-letics.
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707. Ginger Minj,
The Future of Drag,
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708. All Stars 2.
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709. Ooh, intergalactica!
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710. Tonight I'm the queen,
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711. with my rouges,
my plastic little titty cups,
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712. and the crown on my head.
Copy !req
713. She's got her eyes
on the crown, y'all.
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714. Literally.
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715. Silky Nutmeg Ganache,
Drag Family Values, Season 11.
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716. ♪ Burn, baby, burn
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717. I'm giving you
an elevated disco look,
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718. getting ready
to go to Studio 54.
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719. If you can't get into
this look, you're crazy.
Copy !req
720. Anyone else craving
a tub of licorice?
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721. A'Keria C. Davenport,
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722. Kaftan Realness, Season 11.
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723. Now that's how it's done.
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724. A'Keria: Y'all know I'm going
for the infamous kaftan.
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725. These gorgeous blue appliqués
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726. are giving you a divine
blue fine thing, honey.
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727. Yes, we kaftan.
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728. It's time to screen
your side hustle commercials.
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729. First up, Team Drag Exorcists.
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730. Oh, my God.
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731. Oh, my goodness,
that last one was so big.
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732. I know.
It took both of us!
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733. Hi, I'm Scarlet.
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734. And I'm Kylie.
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735. And we are the...
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736. - Exor-Size Queens.
- Exor-Size Queens.
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737. Drag queen exorcists!
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738. No demon is too big for us.
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739. I'm sweating for Jesus.
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740. We have a call now!
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741. - Ooh!
- Exor-Size Queens, Kylie.
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742. - How may I help you?
- Oh, my God, hi.
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743. My daughter Eureka
has been possessed,
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744. and I hear you all
are the best.
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745. I need your help!
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746. We're on our way.
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747. - Ooh!
- Let's go.
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748. Rawr! Rawr!
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749. Your mother's frocks
don't fit so well!
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750. How many of you all
wanna come to bed with me?
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751. Rawr!
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752. Oh, my goodness,
it's a big one.
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753. - Aah!
- All right, baby girl,
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754. put these in your hands,
put these in your hands.
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755. Rawr! Rawr!
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756. And reach!
And reach!
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757. - Oh!
- A little bit of holy water!
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758. - Aah!
- Reach!
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759. Oh, yeah!
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760. Anything to make you stop
making me fucking exercise!
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761. - Yes!
- Oh!
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762. I think we did it!
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763. Eureka!
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764. How are you feeling?
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765. Like doing
jumping jacks, bitch!
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766. - Yay!
- Yay!
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767. Another satisfied customer
of Exor-Size Queens.
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768. I enjoyed it so much,
I fucking work here now!
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769. And we're so affordable, too.
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770. Yeah, only three
easy payments of $69.
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771. Or your firstborn baby.
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772. Call us now at 1-800-X-R-SIZE.
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773. And we'll...
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774. - Work it out.
- Work it out.
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775. Exor-Size Queens
is not responsible
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776. for the contents of this ad.
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777. Exor-Size may cause sweat,
confusion, loss of appetite,
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778. and subject to run up
your credit card bill.
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779. And remember,
it might be gas.
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780. Next, Team Drag Fixers.
Take a look.
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781. Is your drag just busted?
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782. Have you lost every competition
you've competed in?
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783. Aah!
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784. Is your mug just
sad, sad, sad?
Copy !req
785. Or is your attitude
just bad, bad, bad?
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786. Give us a call.
We'll fix it all.
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787. There's so much meat in here,
I could make a sandwich!
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788. Tuck issues?
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789. Fix it, bitch!
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790. I can see my shoes again!
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791. Thank you,
Fix It, Bitch!
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792. Somebody please help me
with these big-ass feet!
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793. Are those shoes
just not working?
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794. No! I think I have
Naomi Smalls Syndrome.
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795. Not the cliffhangers!
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796. Fix it, bitch!
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797. Uh...
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798. thanks, Fix It, Bitch?
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799. I feel fabulous?
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800. Oh, no!
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801. Oh, no!
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802. Oh, no!
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803. Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
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804. Fix it, bitch!
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805. Oh, my God,
I feel beautiful!
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806. Uh-uh, uh-uh,
I don't like this!
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807. No refunds!
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808. Aah!
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809. That's right, give us a call
and we'll fix it all.
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810. And you know
we're running a discount.
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811. Just 99 payments of $1.00.
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812. Money up front.
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813. They take cash, credit cards,
stimulus checks, EBT,
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814. hell, even Monopoly money.
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815. Just give us a call
at 1-800-2-UGLY.
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816. Fix it, bitch!
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817. We have no credentials,
no qualifications, no license,
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818. we hold no responsibility
of death.
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819. May cause anal leakage.
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820. And next, Team Rent-a-Queen.
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821. Have you ever been home alone
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822. and stuck in a sticky situation?
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823. Oh!
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824. Oh, here,
let me help you with that.
Copy !req
825. Thanks, girl.
Can you get my back?
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826. - Sure.
- Oh!
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827. Have you ever needed
a helping hand?
Copy !req
828. First time using hands.
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829. I thought I'd never
get this buttoned.
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830. Here at RAQ...
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831. We got your back.
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832. RAQ is an all-drag queen
escort service.
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833. Uh-uh-uh.
Social companion service!
Copy !req
834. Go fuck yourself.
Copy !req
835. Providing beauties
of all shapes and sizes
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836. to fill the gaping hole
in your social calendar.
Copy !req
837. Our services include,
but are extremely limited to...
Copy !req
838. Archery, bus driving,
synchronized swimming,
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839. snake charming,
TV and VCR repair.
Copy !req
840. But don't just take
our word for it.
Copy !req
841. Here are some testicle-monials
of our satisfied customers.
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842. My doctor told me
I needed to lose a few pounds,
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843. so I called Rent-a-Queen
for my own personal chef.
Copy !req
844. And look at me now!
Copy !req
845. I didn't lose any weight,
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846. but I gained
a whole sense of self.
Copy !req
847. Thanks, Rent-a-Queen!
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848. I needed a luscious lady friend
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849. to convince my family
I was straight enough
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850. to stay in
my grandfather's will.
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851. That's why Rent-a-Queen
sent me Sobbing Sally.
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852. Butch it up!
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853. Oh, fuck, this is so sad!
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854. We also do Southern funerals.
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855. Oh, take me now!
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856. Oh!
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857. Save money, buy in bulk.
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858. For seven... teen
easy payments of $69.69,
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859. Rent-a-Queen
can be yours for the day!
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860. We also rent by the hour.
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861. Our operators are standing by.
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862. Our operators are sitting by.
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863. No butterflies were harmed in
the making of this commercial.
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864. Duct tape not included.
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865. All Stars, this week
you competed as teams,
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866. and tonight
you'll be judged as teams.
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867. Based on your side hustle ads
and your runway presentations,
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868. I've made some decisions.
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869. Team Drag Fixers,
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870. or should I say
Team Fix It, Bitch?
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871. Con-drag-ulations.
You are the winning team.
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872. - Thank you so much!
- What?
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873. Bitch, yeah!
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874. Aah!
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875. Fix it, bitch!
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876. And the top All Star
of the week is...
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877. Trinity K. Bonet.
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878. Yes, bitch!
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879. Thank y'all.
Thank you so much.
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880. I have no words.
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881. Con-drag-ulations.
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882. You've won
a cash prize of $5,000.
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883. - Yes!
- Werk!
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884. Shopping spree!
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885. Team Fix It, Bitch,
you may leave the stage.
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886. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
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887. Nice to meet you.
I love you.
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888. Mwah, mwah, mwah!
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889. All Stars...
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890. It's time
for the judges' critiques.
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891. First up, Exor-Size Queen Kylie.
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892. Tonight on the runway
in your Ru-demption,
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893. I think this is really elevated
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894. from where it was
in Snatch Game Season 2.
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895. It kind of embodies Gaga,
but it's still Kylie.
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896. I thought you had a real ease
in your performance.
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897. You felt in your skin.
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898. I liked how you paired
with Scarlet.
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899. You know, you were sort of
the Chrissy to her Janet.
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900. Whether the shot
was, like, a wide shot
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901. or whether it was a close-up,
you were always on.
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902. You were really fun,
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903. and I'm going
to keep pushing you
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904. to come out of your shell
more and more.
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905. The show has grown so much
since Season 2,
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906. and I think,
you know, these girls
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907. really just push
the pedal to the metal,
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908. and you are gonna have
to get on board with that.
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909. - Gotcha.
- Go for it.
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910. Up next, Scarlet Envy.
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911. I love this outfit!
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912. - Thank you, thank you.
- Child, gorgeous.
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913. You came around the corner
and I saw Sophia Loren,
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914. which is a very high compliment
from me.
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915. In regards to your performance,
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916. it seemed like you forgot
that the cameras were there,
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917. and you were just
enjoying yourself.
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918. So therefore,
I enjoyed your performance.
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919. - So, well done.
- Thank you.
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920. Up next, Eureka.
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921. I'm gonna talk about
your Ru-demption look first.
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922. Yes, it's been elevated.
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923. I do get concerned sometimes
with all this up here,
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924. because, you know,
it's about opening this up.
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925. But it is better
than the last one.
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926. It's definitely elevated.
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927. Thank you.
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928. You stole that commercial
for me.
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929. The key to comedy is timing,
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930. and not everybody
is born with that gift.
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931. But I am here to tell you that
you are born with that gift.
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932. There was a character arc
from possessed to employee,
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933. and I bought it.
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934. And that's a hard storyline
to sell.
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935. Have you ever been possessed
by a demon?
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936. My whole life.
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937. Yeah.
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938. Thank you so much.
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939. Thank you.
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940. All right, up next
the Rent-a-Queens,
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941. starting with Jan.
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942. - Hi.
- Let's talk about this look.
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943. So, this is definitely elevated
from your entrance look.
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944. I think the hair's a little bit
kind of matronly for you.
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945. - Okay.
- In your performance,
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946. one thing
I liked about you, Jan,
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947. is that you are a professional,
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948. and you're there to do it.
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949. I love how much
of a team player you are.
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950. That means a lot
in this business.
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951. The problem is,
you're not competing
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952. to be a chorus girl here, right?
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953. So, you have to find your moment
to steal the show.
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954. - Yeah.
- You know, it's interesting.
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955. Because what I didn't see
in the skit was the funk.
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956. - You know, the humanity.
- Yeah.
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957. But I have a feeling
you're afraid of the funk.
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958. Don't fight the funk.
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959. - All right, thank you.
- Thanks, Ru.
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960. Up next, Ginger Minj.
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961. Let's talk about
your Ru-demption look.
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962. - Okay.
- So, I think what bothers me
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963. about this is the bodysuit
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964. cutting over this kind of ruchy,
flowy pant.
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965. I think what would have
worked better, Ginger,
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966. is if it stopped,
like, at the waistline
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967. and then maybe had,
like, a harem situation.
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968. Also, I do wanna watch
the white highlight
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969. in the middle of your face,
as opposed to darkness.
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970. Bring this down just a little
from the white, and it'll blend.
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971. Just look more like skin
and less like Angelica Houston
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972. in The Addams Family.
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973. Let's talk about
your performance.
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974. You are what I call
a committed actor.
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975. Having your belly out
with the short-shorts,
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976. you were so committed
to making that moment work,
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977. and that's what was
just so wonderful
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978. about your whole performance.
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979. It is just so fun
to watch you.
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980. You have the best timing.
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981. You know, you know
how to deliver every line
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982. the way it should be delivered.
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983. And I almost called Michelle
last night
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984. to, like, prank call her.
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985. Just like this,
I'm a stalker.
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986. All right, thanks, Ginger.
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987. Up next, the Doctor Reverend
Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
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988. So, I don't quite get
how this look relates
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989. to your
Drag Family Values look.
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990. But I don't give a shit.
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991. Silky, you look
insanely gorgeous.
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992. - Thank you.
- I love you in this color.
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993. It's a showstopper.
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994. The one thing that I wish
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995. was I would have loved
to have seen that energy
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996. within your performance.
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997. You guys had a huge undertaking,
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998. and you had many,
many things to do,
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999. and I thought you did
an okay job at them.
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1000. I felt like there was
a little spark that was missing
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1001. that I usually get from you.
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1002. Why do you think that is?
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1003. Just being in this competition
has been hard for me,
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1004. because I feel like I have
the weight of the world
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1005. on my shoulders.
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1006. I've really had a hard run
since Season 11,
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1007. and that's been kind of hard
to, like, shake being here.
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1008. It's like, I'm always nervous,
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1009. and that's never
happened to me in my life.
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1010. All right.
Thank you, Silky.
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1011. Up next, A'Keria C. Davenport.
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1012. Now, I have to talk
about this kaftan look.
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1013. You'll remember we had
a very heated argument...
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1014. - Yes.
- ... about your last kaftan.
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1015. I love this outfit,
but a kaftan it is not.
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1016. I don't think
I've ever been that irate.
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1017. This is a kaftan.
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1018. So, I thought
in your performance
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1019. you were nervous,
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1020. because you struggled
a little bit with your lines.
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1021. We've all been there,
I mean, right?
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1022. Have we all been there,
where it's like,
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1023. what was I supposed to—
what was I—
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1024. What you have to do
is you have to get the lines,
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1025. and then you have to make sure
that it doesn't show.
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1026. - Right.
- And I could see the strings
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1027. being pulled sometimes
in your performance.
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1028. I actually loved
your performance.
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1029. The only critique that I have
is I wanted to see more.
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1030. I wanted to see more of you.
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1031. - Thanks, A'Keria.
- Thank you.
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1032. Thank you, ladies,
I think we've heard enough.
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1033. Based on the judges' critiques,
I've made some decisions.
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1034. Team Rent-a-Queen,
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1035. Jan, Ginger, Silky,
and A'Keria,
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1036. I'm sorry, my dears,
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1037. but you are the bottom
All Stars of the week.
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1038. Team Exor-Size Queens,
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1039. Kylie, Scarlet, and Eureka,
you are safe.
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1040. Thank you, ladies.
You may leave the stage.
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1041. - Hi.
- Hey, y'all.
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1042. - What's the tea?
- Ooh, child.
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1043. That's a lot of tea.
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1044. My mind is a clusterfuck
of emotions right now,
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1045. because I feel like
if we were judged individually,
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1046. I would have been in the top.
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1047. But since you live and die
by the group,
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1048. I'm suddenly in the bottom.
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1049. Before we begin,
I would like to congratulate...
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1050. Jan on breaking
her safe streak.
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1051. - Girl.
- Wow.
Copy !req
1052. I didn't know she was gonna
take us all with her.
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1053. - Bitch.
- Our whole team
Copy !req
1054. is in the bottom.
Copy !req
1055. Wait.
The whole team is?
Copy !req
1056. So, we have four people
in the bottom?
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1057. - Yes.
- What?
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1058. Yeah.
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1059. Four bottoms, honey,
one top.
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1060. It sounds like a party.
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1061. It's a shitty situation.
I think all of us
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1062. did a great job
in the commercial,
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1063. and I know none of us
wanna be done here.
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1064. I'm honestly frustrated
right now,
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1065. because I got
incredible critiques.
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1066. Like, "Your comic timing
is perfect.
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1067. We love watching you.
You're in the bottom."
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1068. Yeah, they absolutely loved
my kaftan look.
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1069. They said it was very elevated
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1070. from what I did
the first time around,
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1071. but they could tell
that I had got nervous
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1072. and choked up on my words.
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1073. The only thing
I can say for me
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1074. is when our team
needed all those people,
Copy !req
1075. and while people was on stage,
I was changing in and out
Copy !req
1076. because I was looking at it
as a group perspective.
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1077. 'Cause on Season 11,
they were saying Silky
Copy !req
1078. was taking over, and Silky
didn't give nobody a chance.
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1079. And so, when I came back
this time,
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1080. I wanted to give
everybody a chance
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1081. to be they absolute best.
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1082. Do y'all see me?
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1083. I have never won
a challenge before,
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1084. so, bitch, give a little girl
some praise.
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1085. But immediately they came in
pleading their case.
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1086. And if y'all
give me the opportunity
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1087. to continue to be
my absolute best here—
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1088. I was just so nervous
to go that extra step.
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1089. There is absolutely nothing
that I could have done.
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1090. And so, like,
look at somebody else.
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1091. Girl.
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1092. I mean, I understand
how y'all feel, and I get it,
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1093. but I need y'all to understand
how y'all making me feel.
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1094. The energy that y'all
came in here with,
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1095. I know firsthand what it
feels like to be in the bottom.
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1096. And when she came in here,
we praised her.
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1097. When she came in here,
we praised her.
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1098. When y'all came in here,
it was about y'all.
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1099. - Well, we were already here.
- Hold on.
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1100. - We were already here.
- Hold on. Hold on.
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1101. Don't do that, Ra'Jah.
Let me get mine.
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1102. Just two minutes.
A bitch, finally...
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1103. I don't know what
it feels like to win.
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1104. That was a first for me.
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1105. So, please understand
where I'm coming from.
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1106. Can we do a cheers
for Trinity?
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1107. Con-drag-ulations, Trinity.
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1108. - TKB!
- Thank you.
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1109. She came through.
Congratulations.
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1110. - It was well deserved.
- Thank you.
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1111. Look, let me tell you,
I am a sensitive soul.
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1112. If anybody knows me,
I am easily frazzled.
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1113. But it's also not a bad thing.
I ain't apologizing.
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1114. Let me feel my emotions.
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1115. I need y'all to understand
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1116. that because
you're in the bottom
Copy !req
1117. it does not make you
a bottom bitch.
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1118. It does not mean
that your drag doesn't suffice.
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1119. It does not mean that
you are not sickening.
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1120. Do not let this competition
break you.
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1121. Period.
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1122. Come on, Jan.
Let's go talk.
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1123. Honey, oh, Auntie Trinity
just read us all down.
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1124. Somebody got to. Shit.
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1125. Emotional creature.
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1126. - You all right, girl?
- I'm good.
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1127. I said what I had to say.
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1128. Enough about me.
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1129. How are you feeling?
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1130. I am so proud
of my journey.
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1131. Seeing how I went home
in the commercial last time,
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1132. I know that this performance
is not worthy of me going home.
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1133. My whole season,
I didn't get critiques.
Copy !req
1134. It was safe, safe,
safe, safe, safe.
Copy !req
1135. This week,
talking to the judges,
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1136. all I needed
was an inch of them to say
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1137. "We see you, and we know
you're really good.
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1138. Take it one step further
and really show it to us."
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1139. And that's what
I will fucking do.
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1140. Look, I love you, Jan.
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1141. - Thank you.
- You are sickening.
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1142. You can ease your mind.
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1143. You are A'Keria C. Davenport.
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1144. Bitch.
Copy !req
1145. - Please understand.
- That means so much.
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1146. You good.
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1147. I feel like I haven't
had my chance to shine.
Copy !req
1148. You shining now.
Copy !req
1149. Let's be clear, you have looked
like a coin every episode.
Copy !req
1150. Thank you.
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1151. So, when it comes to you,
for me, you're good.
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1152. I want you to relax.
Copy !req
1153. I want you
to ease your mind.
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1154. I'm a little nervous
with Trinity,
Copy !req
1155. because she will compliment me
in one breath...
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1156. You're sickening.
Copy !req
1157. Like, acting-wise,
there's nothing
Copy !req
1158. we can get you for, bitch.
Copy !req
1159. And then kind of slap me
in the face with the other.
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1160. - Do you feel like a bottom?
- I don't.
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1161. Okay, well then,
change your energy.
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1162. Oh, I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1163. I don't know if I'm safe
Copy !req
1164. or if she's gunning
to get rid of me real quick.
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1165. Who of the four of you
all should go home?
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1166. Honestly, if we're gonna call
shit from sugar,
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1167. me and Silky are the bottom two.
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1168. Going off of what we have done,
Jan and Ginger are safe.
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1169. But it's just so hard
for me to say,
Copy !req
1170. because I want this so bad.
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1171. I need to be here.
It hurts.
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1172. Oh, my God.
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1173. - It's okay.
- I'm sorry.
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1174. Don't be sorry, girl.
We love you.
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1175. I think that it'll be me,
A'Keria, and Jan.
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1176. Okay, bitch.
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1177. Okay.
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1178. Well, that's not
to come at you or anything,
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1179. - but that's what—
- But it is to come at me.
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1180. Well, we kind of got
the same critique,
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1181. that we both needed to sparkle
and we both needed to shine.
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1182. I mean, true,
that is very true.
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1183. - Jan, can I have a hug?
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1184. 'Cause I don't want you
feeling like—
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1185. I'm not huffing and puffing
because of that.
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1186. The same with Ginger.
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1187. Ginger probably got
the worst critique
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1188. when it came to outfit,
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1189. but I'm not— I'm not trying
to throw you under the bus,
Copy !req
1190. or I'm not trying to, like,
campaign or anything.
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1191. But I'm saying it
because that is a harsh truth.
Copy !req
1192. But I'm gonna shut the hell up,
because talking too much
Copy !req
1193. is what got people
not liking me.
Copy !req
1194. I love you, and I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1195. You're fine.
You're fine.
Copy !req
1196. I really hate that this
is the situation that I'm in.
Copy !req
1197. Do I wanna save my sisters,
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1198. or do I want to send somebody
Copy !req
1199. who probably doesn't deserve
to go home, home?
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1200. Ugh, shit.
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1201. Damn it.
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1202. I love you so much,
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1203. regardless of whatever
happens tonight.
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1204. You gonna turn it out
regardless,
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1205. wherever you touch.
Copy !req
1206. It's hard for me to stand there
and even look at her lipstick.
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1207. This is what I got to do.
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1208. I just have to save myself
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1209. and go along
with the go along, you know?
Copy !req
1210. There's a lot of emotion
that comes along with this.
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1211. This shit don't hit
the same way watching it on TV
Copy !req
1212. than it do having to do it.
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1213. But this is how the game
was designed,
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1214. so I have to put
my game face on.
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1215. Welcome back.
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1216. Trinity K. Bonet, are you ready
to meet your opponent?
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1217. Meh.
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1218. Meh.
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1219. It's time to present
this week's lip sync assassin.
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1220. Ooh. I can't see.
Copy !req
1221. - It's a ghost!
- Is it, like, Casper?
Copy !req
1222. Ru-veal yourself!
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1223. Wait a minute.
There's nobody there.
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1224. Michelle, what's going on?
Copy !req
1225. Ross?
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1226. Tia?
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1227. What's going on?
Copy !req
1228. There's nothing there.
Copy !req
1229. Michelle, did you pay
the light bill?
Copy !req
1230. - What?
- Wait, what is it?
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1231. You want me to do it?
I'll do it.
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1232. Yeah, Michelle,
get on up there.
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1233. I'll do it.
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1234. Oh, y'all wanted a twist, eh?
Copy !req
1235. - Oh!
- Come on, All Stars 6.
Copy !req
1236. Let's get sickening, okurr?
Copy !req
1237. Ahh! Laganja Estranja
has already got stuff to show.
Copy !req
1238. The music
ain't even started. Oh!
Copy !req
1239. You better come through, okay?
Copy !req
1240. That first stunt don't count.
Copy !req
1241. Oh, my goodness,
it came from Uranus!
Copy !req
1242. Laganja Estranja,
welcome home, darling.
Copy !req
1243. It's so good to be home.
Thank you for having me.
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1244. - It's an honor.
- How you doing?
Copy !req
1245. Well, I'm medicated,
so I'm doing lovely, girl.
Copy !req
1246. How else do you think
I did that stunt, honey?
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1247. Now, ladies,
Laganja holds the lipstick
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1248. of the queen that the group
has voted to send home.
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1249. If Laganja wins the lip sync,
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1250. that queen gets the chop.
Copy !req
1251. Ladies, are you ready to slay?
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1252. - Yes, God!
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1253. Two queens stand before me.
Copy !req
1254. Trinity, this is your chance
to impress me,
Copy !req
1255. win $10,000...
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1256. and earn the power
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1257. to give one of the bottom queens
the chop.
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1258. The time has come...
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1259. for you to lip sync...
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1260. for your legacy!
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1261. Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
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1262. - Oh, my God.
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1263. Oh, man.
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1264. - All right, Trinity.
- You better walk, bitch.
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1265. Oh, my God!
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1266. Who needs to go to sleep
when I got you next to me?
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1267. I am gagged.
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1268. This is such a dream come true
for me to experience live.
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1269. Damn, damn, damn!
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1270. That was a lip sync
that will never be forgotten.
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1271. Both of you were amazing.
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1272. But I have made my decision.
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1273. Laganja Estranja.
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1274. Con-drag-ulations.
You're a winner, baby.
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1275. Werk, bitch!
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1276. The $10,000 tip will be added
to next week's lip sync.
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1277. Don't bring her back.
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1278. Trinity K. Bonet, you are safe
to slay another day.
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1279. You may step
to the back of the stage.
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1280. Good job, baby.
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1281. - Whoo!
- You did good!
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1282. Will the bottom queens
please step to the stage?
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1283. With great power
comes great responsibility.
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1284. Laganja, which queen
has the group chosen...
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1285. To get the chop?
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1286. The group has spoken.
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1287. The queen they have chosen
to get the chop is...
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1288. Silky.
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1289. Oh.
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1290. As it is written,
so it shall be done.
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1291. Doctor Reverend
Silky Nutmeg Ganache,
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1292. you are and will always be
an All Star.
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1293. You are.
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1294. Now, sashay away.
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1295. Damn, girl.
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1296. I just wanna say this.
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1297. I pray this prayer
every morning,
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1298. to be the head, not the tail,
the beginning, not the end...
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1299. the peacemaker,
not the drama,
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1300. and all things
shall be added unto you.
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1301. So, thank you.
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1302. This time, I think
I got in my own way
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1303. of just trying to be perfect.
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1304. And I ain't mad at y'all
as long as you give me $10.
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1305. I don't live by regrets,
but you know what?
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1306. If I could just have
another chance at all of that,
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1307. like...
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1308. I would just
fight to the death.
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1309. Thank you, guys.
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1310. Laganja Estranja,
thank you for your services.
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1311. Come back and see us sometime.
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1312. Hey, I'm holding you to that.
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1313. Bye, ladies!
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1314. Con-drag-ulations, All Stars.
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1315. And remember,
if you can't love yourself,
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1316. how in the hell you gonna
love somebody else?
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1317. Can I get an "amen" up in here?
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1318. - Amen!
- Amen!
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1319. All right.
Now let the music play!
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1320. Doctor Reverend
Silky Nutmeg Ganache!
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1321. Do not leave.
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1322. - It's not over.
- Hmm.
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1323. This season,
there's a game within a game.
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1324. Are you ready for your
riddle fantasy, my dear?
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1325. Yes.
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1326. What's the tea?
Give it to me.
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1327. Come on, like,
what's the tea, bitch?
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1328. I don't think that mine
or Ginger's critiques
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1329. warranted us lipstick-eligible.
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1330. Yeah, you were
in the bottom, Jan.
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1331. For this week's maxi-challenge,
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1332. you'll be headlining
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1333. in the All Stars 6
Hall of Fame Halftime Show.
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1334. We're gonna step here.
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1335. But she always
do this, though.
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1336. Not every time
is she gonna do that.
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1337. Whose choreography
are we doing?
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1338. Five, six, seven, eight.
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1339. All right, I'm impressed.
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1340. Should the rest of us
just go home?
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1341. I'm really trying to
redeem myself from last week.
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1342. I think we both win,
although Jan says
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1343. she wasn't in the bottom
last week.
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1344. Ru-veal yourself!
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1345. Next time
on All Stars...
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