RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 5x5

1. Previously onAll Stars...

2. One Shea.

3. Touché.

4. What in the what-what?

5. Shea, I voted for you.

6. The next vote for Shea was me.

7. For this week's maxi-challenge,

8. you'll be caught behaving badly on the gossip show SheMZ.

9. Miz Cracker! Miz Cracker!

10. Oh! Miz Cracker! One question!

11. You just came into my store, and you took everything!

12. I'm addicted to licking. It makes me feel good.

13. Lick it! Lick it!

14. That can't be safe.

15. It took a long time to get where y'all were gonna go.

16. It was a little bit of a one-note for me.

17. Miz Cracker, con-drag-ulations.

18. You are the top All Star of the week.

19. What matters to me is what my peers think.

20. I'm happy with whatever the outcome is.

21. Who is this Mayhem, and why have you checked out?

22. Ru-veal yourself!

23. - Oh! - Oh, sis!

24. Morgan McMichaels, you're a winner, baby.

25. Miz Cracker, you are also a winner, baby.

26. Which queen has the group chosen to get the chop?

27. Mayhem.

28. Miz Cracker, which queen have you chosen?

29. I would like to send Mayhem home.

30. Mayhem, sashay away.

31. Let's have a seat over here, darling.

32. Being in the werkroom after Mayhem's gone feels weird.

33. Four girls have gotten chopped, and it is a tight competition.

34. But no matter what, I got a win!

35. Congratulations on your $20,000 win.

36. $20,000.

37. Girl, I feel like I am 35

38. after a four-minute club remix.

39. I was just exhausted.

40. How do you feel?

41. Uh, I am so glad to still be here.

42. Thank you.

43. That could have been a double elimination.

44. Like, gag.

45. That was insane to me.

46. Ooh, we were, like, arr?

47. Should we look in the box and see the votes?

48. - You have the power. - Oh, yeah, stretch it. Oh.

49. Girl, stretch those long arms.

50. Girl.

51. Mayhem.

52. Mayhem. Mayhem.

53. Mayhem. Mayhem.

54. She voted for herself.

55. I feel like if you vote for yourself,

56. what you also should be voting for

57. is an ass-whipping from the rest of the cast

58. for taking up a slot.

59. I did not come here to give up, okay?

60. I can't even spell that.

61. Imma call my mama, and she gonna come and whup yo ass.

62. You never give up on your dreams.

63. Do you guys feel like anyone is the clear winner

64. or top right now?

65. If we're going based off of, like, performance,

66. it would probably be frontrunner, second,

67. and I'm pulling up right behind.

68. Juju, I think you are the frontrunner right now.

69. No, I wouldn't— I wouldn't say that.

70. What about Miss Quiet over here, too?

71. No, she has been consistent like me,

72. but, like, we haven't win yet.

73. Yeah, we haven't won yet.

74. But I am tired, and I wanna get outta drag,

75. so good night.

76. Started from the top. Now I'm in the bottom.

77. Three weeks in a row.

78. It's just so fucking tight.

79. Ooh, it's so tight.

80. - It's knotted. - Oh, my God.

81. Headed into this week, I need to get crazy, get wild.

82. Pblblbl.

83. I really need to just let loose.

84. I could just barely get my finger in it.

85. Ooh, I'm so excited I wanna shake it a little.

86. Oh, it's so tight!

87. Shea, just do it!

88. I've still got a ton of tricks up my sleeve and my pants leg.

89. The winner ofRuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

90. receives a one-year supply

91. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

92. a coveted spot in theDrag Race Hall of Fame,

93. and a cash prize of $100,000.

94. With our extra-special guest judges

95. Tommy Dorfman and Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman.

96. I'm walking into the werkroom feeling like I am invincible,

97. because even if I bottom today,

98. y'all can't get rid of me. I just won.

99. Roll footage from Season 10,

100. me getting eliminated after winning.

101. - We survived another day. - Oh, my goodness.

102. I am the queen!

103. - Girl. - Aw.

104. "Short and simple, just like me."

105. I love you, queen.

106. - I love you, queen! - She's the queen!

107. - Queen girl! - Queen of the party!

108. Party!

109. Oh!

110. Ooh, girl.

111. She done already done had herses.

112. Here we go!

113. Roses are red, violets are blue-ish.

114. I hope you meet a nice boy as long as he's Jewish!

115. Yay!

116. So snatchmaker, snatchmaker, make me a match,

117. and the crown could be yours, bubbeleh.

118. Let's hope he's a mensch.

119. - Yes! Make me a match! - Yes!

120. I think we all know what that means.

121. I think we know what's happening.

122. Hello, hello, hello.

123. - Oh, hi! - Hi, ladies!

124. Festive!

125. - It's so groovy! - Nice shoes.

126. My babushkas, I'm kvelling!

127. Now, for this week's maxi-challenge,

128. we're gonna be playing...

129. the Snatch Game of Love.

130. So get ready to open your hearts

131. and bust out your funniest celebrity impersonations.

132. And remember, if you do well in Snatch Game,

133. everyone remembers.

134. And if you bomb,

135. they really remember.

136. No pressure.

137. All Stars, start your engines,

138. and may the best woman win.

139. - Yes! - Yes!

140. Come on, All Stars 5. Let's get snatch-ning.

141. - Snatch-ning! - Yes!

142. Snatch Game is the hardest thing

143. that any human being will ever do.

144. But I'm excited for the Snatch Game of Love,

145. because it's all about

146. what would your character do to snatch some love.

147. I never got to do Snatch Game.

148. - Oh, you didn't? - No.

149. It's not like "Michelle Visage is so old that—"

150. and you're like, "What would Alice in Wonderland say

151. about Michelle Visage," you know.

152. I wanna know if I should wear this black turban or...

153. this black turban?

154. I'm doing Eartha Kitt for my Snatch Game of Love.

155. She was Catwoman, and I don't know if you guys know this,

156. but my best friends are my two cats.

157. Here's Pris. Here's Mister.

158. I know!

159. Wait, didn't Valentina do that?

160. - She did. - She did.

161. How are you gonna beat that?

162. I'm going to play up her movements

163. and her catlike... .

164. Eartha Kitt's been done two times, girl.

165. By Chi Chi Devayne...

166. And by Valentina.

167. Monotonous!

168. So I am going to stand out by serving up this piece of pussy.

169. - Shea. - Yes, ma'am?

170. Who are you doing?

171. Let's see if you can guess.

172. Oh, my God.

173. - Flavor Flav? - Flavor Flav?

174. Yeah.

175. - That is so great. - Wow.

176. I mean, like, who else for a dating show of love, right?

177. Any fears?

178. Oh, yes.

179. Look, I was safe with Naomi Campbell,

180. but safe is not the way to go.

181. Flavor, what time is it?

182. Uh, my batteries are out.

183. Flavor Flav is drag.

184. Flavor Flav is camp.

185. But it could be a risk, playing a guy for Snatch Game,

186. and I'm skurt.

187. Coming up...

188. What did you have for breakfast, Walter Mercado?

189. I have Uranus for breakfast.

190. - How about that?

191. - I want you to succeed. - Me, too.

192. I want all you kids to succeed.

193. I'm nervous. I'm not gonna lie.

194. It is a very difficult challenge.

195. Today's maxi-challenge is Snatch Game of Love.

196. I did not do Snatch Game on my season,

197. so this has been the one that I've been dreading.

198. You need to make RuPaul laugh.

199. A lot of pressure.

200. Hey, All Stars!

201. Hey!

202. It's time for me to get an impression

203. of your impersonations.

204. - Oh, wow. - All right.

205. Oh, really?

206. Alexis Mateo.

207. Hello, RuPaul.

208. Now, you ain't gotta tell me who that hair is.

209. - I know whose hair that is. - Who is it?

210. That's Walter Mercado, baby.

211. Yes, Walter Mercado.

212. Do you know about Walter Mercado?

213. Are you kidding?

214. Walter Mercado is a superstar.

215. In Latin America, this is, like, the iconic Liberace.

216. How will you make Walter Mercado funny?

217. The fact that he relies so much

218. on horoscope, planets, and energy.

219. So if I ask Walter Mercado right now,

220. what did you have for breakfast, Walter Mercado?

221. I really have Uranus for breakfast.

222. - How about that, Ru?

223. It's exaggerating what he already is.

224. Yes, well, I can't wait to see Walter Mercado out there.

225. And I am so excited for him to read you your future.

226. All right. See you in a minute.

227. Bye, Ru.

228. - Hello, India. - Hi, Ru.

229. Now, you've never done Snatch Gamebefore.

230. I've never, and so I want to take a risk, and—

231. - Oh, you're gonna take a risk. - I'm taking a risk.

232. Oh, the girl who's been in the bottom three weeks in a row

233. is taking a risk.

234. So I have chosen Jeffree Star.

235. - Jeffree Star. - Jeffree Star.

236. Wow.

237. Beauty icon, YouTube sensation,

238. which is a risk because many people love him,

239. and many people hate him.

240. Kind of like my life story.

241. But, no, no, I think that's a fabulous idea.

242. Just how you gonna make him funny?

243. He's actually already, like, funny with his quirky remarks,

244. and he's very, like, girl, shook.

245. Like, can't relate.

246. It's very those little remarks.

247. You know, I always tell people, you gotta have those one-liners

248. that are ridiculous but always work.

249. I can always answer someone with,

250. "I don't see how that's any of your business."

251. Ask me a question.

252. What do you think of the weather outside?

253. I don't see how that's any of your business.

254. - It's always funny. - It is so good, yeah.

255. And so, you know, have those prepared.

256. If I ask you a question, like Jeffree Star,

257. what'd you have for breakfast this morning?

258. Um, I had some cock marijuana,

259. and, yeah, that's... none of your business.

260. So, yeah, I've got a lot of preparing to do.

261. All right, baby. I'll see you out there.

262. Thank you so much. Comedy?

263. Me? Yeah.

264. Oof.

265. Why, I declare, Blair St. Clair.

266. Hey, Ru, what's up?

267. I see a short little bobbed wig over there.

268. Oh, okay, yeah, I know who it is already.

269. You're gonna do Ellen.

270. Ellen DeGeneres.

271. Have you done Ellen before?

272. I haven't, but people told me that they get Ellen from me.

273. So if you're Ellen, I'm gonna ask you a question,

274. and you answer me in your Ellen voice, okay?

275. Hey, Ellen, what'd you have for breakfast?

276. Oh, I had a kid. It's a baby goat.

277. I—I—I love baby goats.

278. Baby goats are my favorite.

279. You know, I—I—I love baby goats.

280. Baby goats.

281. I think I'm a kid at heart.

282. - Okay. - Yeah.

283. Your Ellen didn't make me laugh just now.

284. It was an interesting character study,

285. but it didn't make me laugh.

286. - Okay. - I want you to succeed.

287. I want all you kids to succeed.

288. I want you to make me laugh.

289. This is scary.

290. I know.

291. Maybe I should rethink this.

292. Yeah, mm.

293. RuPaul's not buying Ellen DeGeneres,

294. but there is no option B for me.

295. It's A or nothing.

296. Make me friggin' laugh.

297. - I will. - Okay. All right.

298. Ooh.

299. Ugh!

300. Coming up...

301. Open up my thighs, show you the surprise.

302. - Okay. - I'm gonna space.

303. From the heart of Hollywood,

304. it's time to play Snatch Game of Love.

305. And here's the snatchmaker himself, RuPaul!

306. Welcome. Love is in the air.

307. So let's meet our celebrity snatchelorettes.

308. First up, Oscar, Grammy, Golden Globe winner Lady Gaga.

309. Hello, Ru.

310. You know, there could be a hundred people in a room,

311. and maybe 99 of them don't believe in you.

312. But one of them has $100,000 to give away,

313. so I'm happy to be here.

314. Okay. Up next,

315. it's the legendary astrologer Walter Mercado.

316. Thank you, divine, for having me.

317. Now, do you see love in your future?

318. I see many big things in my future.

319. Oh, really, like what?

320. One of them is not love.

321. And next, we have makeup mogul Jeffree Star is here.

322. Hi, how are ya?

323. Now, Jeffree, I wanna know.

324. What's the foundation for a healthy relationship?

325. Oh, baby, the foundation is all body fluids.

326. All body fluids.

327. It's a really strong foundation.

328. All right.

329. Lovers, are you ready to play the Snatch Game of Love?

330. Ooh, I'm divine even.

331. Let's close that sugar wall.

332. All right. Originally from the A-T-L,

333. our first snatchelor is a real peach.

334. Welcome, Tommy Dorfman.

335. - Hi, Tommy. - Hi, Ru.

336. Look at that outfit. That is so gorgeous.

337. Thank you.

338. Tommy, are you feeling the love?

339. Primarily from my gut down.

340. Oh, from your gut down. That's a good sign.

341. But it might be because the belt is cutting off my circulation.

342. All right, now here's how the game works.

343. You ask our celebrities some very personal questions,

344. and they try to woo you with their answers.

345. Now, when the buzzer goes off, you choose your dream snatch.

346. All right, let's get started.

347. Okay, contestant number one, finish this sentence.

348. Women are jealous of my blank.

349. My sense of smell.

350. Aw.

351. Is that too on the nose?

352. Perfect.

353. Contestant number two.

354. - Mm-hmm. - Women are jealous of my blank.

355. Women are always jealous about my sixth sense,

356. because I can predict the future,

357. and I can see the present.

358. I bet you you have a belt right now.

359. Wow, that's uncanny!

360. That is unbelievable.

361. Incredible.

362. Contestant number three.

363. Women are jealous of my big pink vault.

364. Vault?

365. It holds many things.

366. Oh, like money and stuff.

367. And private belongings.

368. Oh, okay.

369. All right.

370. It's hard to watch.

371. Contestant number two,

372. based on what contestant number one is wearing right now,

373. what would their fashion line be called?

374. Well, I'm looking here,

375. and I think the fashion line could be called

376. A Star is Born Into Poverty.

377. It was my question, dumb bitch.

378. But you didn't see that one coming!

379. I did.

380. Well, do you wanna answer?

381. Yes. It looks like purple toilet paper.

382. That's all.

383. All right, contestant number three,

384. gently blow into contestant two's face.

385. Contestant two,

386. what does contestant three's breath smell like?

387. It smells like confusion.

388. And lots of regrets.

389. But I could have tell you that

390. without even smelling her breath,

391. because I am a psychic, and I can tell.

392. She's confused and she regrets being here.

393. Contestant three,

394. what does contestant number two's breath smell like?

395. Whew. Smells like a cheap wig, cheap dollar-store cosmetics,

396. vodka, with a splash of regret.

397. - Mm. - Whew.

398. You didn't see that one coming.

399. Mm-mm. Neither did you.

400. Oh!

401. Contestant number one,

402. what flavor of ice cream best describes you,

403. and convince me why I should lick you.

404. Well, as an Italian New Yorker

405. who's a New Yorker with an Italian background,

406. I don't think I'm an ice cream, I'm more of a gelato.

407. And if you wanna know about my flavor, I can't remember.

408. I forgotto.

409. Can't relate.

410. I thought I was an American horror story.

411. Ooh-hoo-hoo.

412. The Star is Unborn.

413. Jeffree Star is unborn right now.

414. I keep it very simple, you know.

415. Just like my hair, I'm gonna say vanilla,

416. because everybody loves fucking vanilla, man.

417. Pick me.

418. It doesn't take a sixth sense, baby.

419. I'm gonna space.

420. Contestant number three.

421. Well, I wrote a little something for you, okay?

422. I'll give you Dairy Queen,

423. pink dreams, tongue all on your ice cream.

424. Open up my thighs, show you the surprise.

425. Oh, wow.

426. Ahh.

427. I didn't see that one coming.

428. Nope.

429. It was dark.

430. To cool that down.

431. - Contestant number three. - Mm-hmm?

432. If you could possess one superpower,

433. what would it be and how would you use it on me?

434. Probably to fly, so we can get up outta this bitch,

435. I can grab you, we can fly, and I can feed you

436. this ice cream sandwich between these legs.

437. He don't want it.

438. - He don't want it.

439. I can see it in your future.

440. Did you see that in the stars?

441. It's in the universe now.

442. Oh, there's our buzzer.

443. Time's up, Tommy.

444. Who do you choose?

445. Will it be snatchelorette number one,

446. number two, or number three?

447. I'm gonna have to go with contestant number two.

448. Oh, I saw that coming.

449. I am psychic.

450. But before you meet snatchelorette number two,

451. let's meet who you didn't choose.

452. Tommy, meet Lady Gaga.

453. Whoa!

454. Such a pleasure.

455. Oh, my goodness. Mwah.

456. Tommy, say hello to Jeffree Star.

457. Hi, how are you?

458. - Good. How are you? - Good.

459. Call me. He's not a real psychic.

460. He'll never see it coming.

461. All right, Tommy, a sugar wall

462. stands between you and your dream snatch.

463. - Whew. - Move that wall!

464. Tommy, it's Walter Mercado!

465. - Tommy, little Tommy! - Wow.

466. Come here.

467. Give a hug. Gimme a hug.

468. You smell good.

469. I was looking in my future, and I saw you coming.

470. Yes.

471. Well, there you have it. Another snatch made in heaven.

472. Don't go anywhere.

473. We'll be right back

474. with more Snatch Game of Love after this.

475. After you!

476. Good luck, you two. Have fun.

477. Coming up...

478. Ribbit, ribbit. I am a lady frog.

479. Welcome back to the Snatch Game of Love.

480. Let's meet our next batch of celebrity snatchelorettes.

481. First up, it's America's sweetheart, Ellen DeGeneres.

482. How are you, Ru?

483. Now, Ellen, when it comes to romance,

484. how important is a sense of humor?

485. Romance?

486. I already have a wife at home.

487. You do, don't you?

488. Yeah, what am I doing here?

489. All right, she's back, back, back again.

490. It's the legendary Eartha Kitt.

491. Hello, kitty girl.

492. Yes. Now, Eartha, does love have nine lives?

493. - Love has many lives, like cats. - Yes.

494. And I know Ellen likes pussy, too.

495. The godfather of reality dating shows,

496. it's Flavor Flav.

497. Flavor Flav!

498. What's up, my boy Ru?

499. Hey, Flav.

500. I'm so excited to be here, I'm on cloud nine.

501. I feel like my feet can't touch the floor.

502. Look at 'em!

503. RuPaul, she scares me.

504. Is it she?

505. Gender is a construct, man. Tear it apart.

506. I'm stranger than fiction, but better than art!

507. You know what I'm saying?

508. Whoo!

509. Oh, this is gonna be good.

510. All right, are you all ready to snatch a snatchelor tonight?

511. Never been readier.

512. I love a good snatch. Whoo!

513. Close the sugar wall!

514. Our next snatchelor hails from the Great White North,

515. but why it gotta be white?

516. Please welcome Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman.

517. Hi, Jeffrey.

518. Hi. It's been a while. You look good.

519. Thank you.

520. So you're single again, I see.

521. Looking for love.

522. Wait. Wait a minute.

523. Is that the shirt I bought you?

524. It still smells like you.

525. Okay. Let's play the Snatch Game of Love.

526. All right, let's do this.

527. Contestant number one, finish this sentence.

528. When people meet me, the first thing they notice is blank.

529. I'm gay!

530. And you know, it's working out for me now.

531. No complaints and not many symptoms these days.

532. All right, contestant number two, same question.

533. The first thing somebody notices about me is my big, wet smile.

534. - Contestant number three.

535. What they normally notice is my big, fat, 14-inch clock.

536. You know what time it is?

537. No, really, I'm asking.

538. My clock's been stuck on 4:20 since 1985.

539. Whoo!

540. Contestant number two, I'm originally from Canada,

541. so if we went up there for a winter visit,

542. how would you keep me warm at night?

543. I would sensually walk to the thermostat...

544. and turn up the thermostat to a sensible 74.

545. I need a woman like you in my life.

546. If this shit don't work out,

547. we should bang in the parking lot.

548. Juju and Shea are doing so great,

549. I should feel terrible.

550. But I'm laughing too hard to worry about that.

551. This is a masterpiece.

552. Contestant number three, same question.

553. The best way to keep warm

554. is to pile in a bed with six other bitches.

555. And by bitches, I mean teacup Pomeranians.

556. Them dogs are so cute.

557. They're all fuzzy and shit.

558. And contestant number one.

559. Well, you know, I'd have to bring the necessities with me.

560. I'd have to bring my butler Batu,

561. my gardener Rosa, and my housekeeper Jennifer,

562. and we'd all pile up together like penguins

563. and squawk to keep warm.

564. All right.

565. White people, right?

566. Back in my day, we called this "white noise."

567. Contestant number three,

568. starting with the line "roses are red,"

569. recite a romantic poem about why I should pick you.

570. Roses are red, buses is yellow,

571. I just realized...

572. that you are a fellow.

573. Yeah, boy!

574. And contestant number two.

575. Roses are red, violets are blue,

576. pick me 'cause I love you.

577. That was mad creative.

578. You know, you remind me a lot of my mama.

579. She was baldheaded, too.

580. Contestant number one,

581. pretend that you're a frog and I'm a prince,

582. and convince me to kiss you.

583. I don't think I could seduce you.

584. I think I'll have to pass it on to the next one.

585. All right.

586. Contestant number two, same question.

587. Ribbit, ribbit.

588. I am a lady frog, and you are a sweet prince.

589. I am convincing you.

590. Oh, shit, there goes my gold-plated ring.

591. You know how many child support checks I didn't turn in

592. just so I could get this shit?

593. Oh, Jeffrey, that means time is up.

594. It's time to decide who snatched your heart.

595. Is it snatchelorette number one,

596. number two, or number three?

597. Contestant number three.

598. Contestant number three.

599. Flavor Flav, yeah!

600. That's what's up! That's my boy!

601. Whoo!

602. All right, Jeffrey,

603. let's meet the two snatchelorettes

604. you didn't choose.

605. Say hello to Ellen DeGeneres.

606. - Hi, there. - Howdy! I'm Ellen.

607. - Good to meet you, Ellen. - Let's take a selfie.

608. - Adios. - That's amazing.

609. Arrivederci, avocado!

610. Jeffrey, say hello to the great Eartha Kitt.

611. You're lost, my darling.

612. Jeffrey, only a thin, pink sugar wall

613. stands between you and the snatch of your dreams.

614. Say hello to Flavor Flav!

615. Yeah, boy, what's up, what's up?

616. Aow, aow, aow, aow, aow, aow!

617. So what, we going to Red Lobster or what?

618. Yeah, you got it.

619. All right. Biscuits on you!

620. And maybe later on me! Aow!

621. Till next time, everybody say, love.

622. - Love! - Love!

623. Everybody say, Jeffrey, why didn't you call me back?

624. Oh, Ru, you had me at hello, hello, hello.

625. - What? - Yeah.

626. Way to go, RuPaula!

627. Coming up...

628. If she's in the bottom again, what do we do?

629. That is crazy.

630. Violet Chachki and I dated when we were in high school.

631. Girl, yes!

632. Oh, my camel toe's pretty loud, though.

633. Love that moose knuckle. She's calling me.

634. I'm feeling pretty secure about my performance yesterday.

635. I thought my Snatch Game was amazing,

636. and I think I could win.

637. Send it to the universe.

638. You killed it.

639. I was surprised.

640. As I was doing it, I was, like, oh, my God.

641. I loved your character, too.

642. - I think you did a good job. - Eartha Kitt?

643. I know, third time's the charm.

644. That's right.

645. If I have to say f somebody is in trouble,

646. it might be India, right?

647. Here's the thing.

648. If she's in the bottom again, then what do we do?

649. Because this would be, what, her fourth time?

650. Her fourth time.

651. That is crazy.

652. India is my Season 3 sister,

653. so of course there's more connection there

654. than the other girls.

655. I don't wanna see her going home,

656. but I might be worried for my sister.

657. How are you feeling, India?

658. I'm feeling good.

659. I mean, I've never done Snatch Gamebefore.

660. I'm sure I could have made it funnier.

661. But you know what? I did it. It's over with.

662. You feel proud?

663. Yeah.

664. - Hey, Walter Mercado. - Huh?

665. Can you predict who you think is in the top

666. and who you think is in the bottom?

667. What do you see for us?

668. Yeah, we wanna know.

669. If you wanna know the results,

670. you have to call my psychic line.

671. It's $400 a minute.

672. Take your time, bitch!

673. Yes!

674. And what?

675. Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.

676. Come on, Michelle Visage, do you believe in love?

677. Well, I got something to say about it,

678. but I won't continue, because it'll cost us royalties, so...

679. The hilarious Ross Mathews.

680. Now, how far do you go on the first date?

681. About eight, eight and a half inches.

682. I thought you were gonna say "Pacoima."

683. I would never go to Pacoima.

684. And the talented Tommy Dorfman.

685. Now, have you ever dated a drag queen?

686. Actually, Violet Chachki and I dated

687. when we were in high school.

688. I bet you've got the stories to tell, don't you?

689. Oh, I do, but I think I'll keep those private.

690. And Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman, thanks for coming back.

691. You know, people crazily think

692. that we have some type of sexual tension between us.

693. - That's totally crazy, Ru. - Crazy!

694. Wait, I don't get it.

695. I don't get it, either.

696. Yeah.

697. This week, we challenged our queens

698. to make us fall in love

699. with their best celebrity impersonations.

700. And tonight on the runway, category is Prom Queen Fantasy.

701. Hey, you guys wanna see my prom photo?

702. Here it is.

703. Uh, that's me on the left.

704. - Aw!

705. Stunning.

706. I'm really looking forward

707. to my 10th high school reunion this year.

708. I don't get what's so funny.

709. All Stars, start your engines,

710. and may the best woman win.

711. Category is Prom Queen Fantasy.

712. First up, Miz Cracker.

713. She's a proactive drag queen.

714. In my prom dress with my acne,

715. I am everything that I wanna be:

716. funny, pretty, stupid.

717. Be right back-ne.

718. Alexis Mateo.

719. Cha-cha-cha!

720. My prom queen look is veryquinceañera.

721. And I'm not wearing no corsage

722. because I am single and ready to mingle at my prom, baby.

723. Wham, glam, thank you, bam.

724. India Ferrah.

725. She's the kind of girl who will spike the punch.

726. - With actual spikes. - Yeah.

727. I am giving you

728. full-on Morticia Addams goes to the prom.

729. Gothic, tears down my eyes.

730. I am living the dark fantasy.

731. When will they finally invent waterproof mascara?

732. I do declare, it's Blair St. Clair.

733. You know, tuxedo rentals have really improved

734. since I was in high school.

735. Today on the runway,

736. I am giving you gender-bent illusion.

737. I am the prom queen and king.

738. - Aw. - Oh.

739. Oh, put a mother-tucking crown on it.

740. Jujubee.

741. Betsey Johnson fantasy.

742. My prom queen fantasy look

743. is giving you eighties.

744. I'm giving you crimped hair, don't care.

745. Yes, mama.

746. Don't crimp her style.

747. Shea Couleé.

748. Everything's coming down roses.

749. I'm serving you Carrie

750. meets my Season 9 elimination.

751. There is a crown

752. that is pouring out this cascade of rose petals,

753. and I am living.

754. But she's still got a rosy outlook.

755. She does, she does.

756. Coming up...

757. I was bored.

758. You're a control bitch.

759. Let go, and, uh... let God—

760. I was not gonna say that.

761. Who are you?

762. Welcome, ladies.

763. Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

764. Starting with Miz Cracker.

765. Hello, Mama.

766. Tonight on the runway,

767. I think the dress is kind of not as prommy

768. as it is showgirly or saloony.

769. It's not some glamour prom moment,

770. it's a hilarious prom zit nightmare.

771. That's such a great, funny concept.

772. The Snatch Gameperformance,

773. I am never, ever bored with whatever Gaga gives me,

774. - and I was bored. - Yeah.

775. I just felt like Cracker was being Cracker

776. doing some Lady Gaga lines.

777. I see that almost surgical Cracker

778. who is overthinking it again.

779. You're a control bitch, and you wanna control everything.

780. And it's all in your head.

781. Use your gut. Let go, and, uh...

782. let God—

783. - I was not gonna say that. - Who are you?

784. - Let go and let God. - Really?

785. Michelle, write that down. I think that's good.

786. I think it's really good.

787. Yeah. Thank you, Miz Cracker.

788. Thank you all.

789. Up next, Alexis Mateo, girl.

790. I love this look. It's perfect.

791. I wouldn't change a single thing.

792. I loved not just a peek of leg, but the full leg.

793. When we watched the Snatch Gameand I saw you,

794. I knew exactly who you were

795. because I grew up watching Walter Mercado.

796. You were so funny and so in the moment.

797. I mean, truly, the definition of "yes, and."

798. You did for me

799. what I want every queen to do for me in a Snatch Game.

800. You edu-tainted me— or edu-taint—

801. you taught me something, and you made me laugh.

802. I had no reference for Walter Mercado,

803. but after watching your performance,

804. I know exactly who Walter Mercado is.

805. What were you saying about taint?

806. - Thank you. - Thanks.

807. - India Ferrah. - Hi.

808. I love your runway.

809. I feel like we would have been friends in high school.

810. I don't know that I get the prom, necessarily,

811. but if a girl showed up to my prom looking like that,

812. I would tell her how great she looked.

813. Now let's talk... oh... about Snatch Game of Love.

814. Oh, India, there was no Jeffree in your Jeffree.

815. Jeffree is such a character,

816. there's so much you can do with him.

817. It was definitely a miss for me.

818. Blair St. Clair.

819. Yes.

820. The gender-fuckery of it all,

821. the top hat, the reveal with the crown,

822. I wish I could have looked like this at my own prom.

823. You look beautiful.

824. You know, my husband and I

825. do an impersonation of you walking down the runway.

826. Because on your season, she had on a fur coat,

827. and she walked to the end of the runway, and she went ooh!

828. Shh.

829. She's cold. Don't tell anybody she's cold.

830. It's a secret!

831. Oh, my God.

832. Oh, shit, I'm gonna pop something.

833. Oh, my God. Oh.

834. The Snatch Game, I felt that

835. you were kind of giving me the same note throughout.

836. You know, relying solely on lesbian jokes.

837. I mean, I'm gay, but not every joke that I make

838. is about, like, hot dogs and eggplants.

839. You get a big A for effort, because it was really good.

840. It just wasn't that funny.

841. Thank you, Blair.

842. Shh.

843. Thank you so much.

844. - Up next, Jujubee. - Hi.

845. Hey, you didn't choose me.

846. What was I thinking?

847. You weren't.

848. Con-drag-ulations on serving the best Eartha Kitt

849. that I've ever seen on this show.

850. - Yes. - Okay.

851. Wow.

852. If any other queen

853. ever wants to do Eartha Kitt again in Snatch Game,

854. they gotta come to you

855. and you gotta give 'em an Eartha Kitt kit.

856. This look tonight, Juju, I just wanna eat you up.

857. You're just like a little lavender lollipop.

858. You're the only one to really do an eighties spin on prom.

859. And it brought me back to my youth.

860. No, Michelle, I mean the 1980s.

861. All right, thank you, Juju.

862. Thank you, Ru.

863. Up next, Shea Butter Couleé.

864. Hey.

865. So I have this thing

866. with doing cis male hetero characters on Snatch Game,

867. because, you know, this is a drag show,

868. and if you're gonna do that,

869. it needs to be a huge personality like Flavor MF Flav.

870. You hit it out of the park.

871. I think that will go down

872. as one of the best Snatch Game performances in history.

873. No one's ever done Flavor Flav, and it's about time.

874. When I go home tonight,

875. this is the look that I'm going to remember.

876. You look incredible.

877. We're getting kind of

878. a Carrie-meets-Sasha Velour at the finale.

879. Yeah, that's right on.

880. I just wanted to base a look around a moment

881. where I thought I was gonna be queen of the prom,

882. and it didn't turn out like that for me.

883. And for, like, the next year at meet-and-greets,

884. fans would take off their hats and rose petals would fall out.

885. Because I was the butt of this joke,

886. and I wanted to find an opportunity to reclaim my rose.

887. I find it interesting that you felt like the butt of some joke.

888. You know, I would never think of you as a joke.

889. Um...

890. I was really devastated. I'm not gonna lie.

891. And it took me being surrounded with people who loved me

892. and kept me inspired and pushed me to keep going,

893. because those...

894. those are the very people

895. that are responsible for me standing here right now.

896. Well, count us amongst them.

897. Thank you.

898. Love you.

899. I love you, too.

900. - Thank you, Shea. - Thank you.

901. Thank you, ladies.

902. Now, based on the judges' critiques,

903. I've made some decisions.

904. Shea Couleé, con-drag-ulations.

905. You are the top All Star of the week.

906. Oh, thank you guys so much.

907. You've won a seven-night stay

908. at a luxury apartment in Paris, France,

909. airfare included, courtesy of misterb&b.

910. Holy shit.

911. I'm just trying to think of something real cute to say,

912. but that's a cute prize. Thank you.

913. Now, ladies, starting today,

914. there will be no more safe queens.

915. What?

916. If you're not the top All Star, you are in the bottom.

917. This is crazy.

918. I did so well in the Snatch Gameand in this runway,

919. and I can go home tonight.

920. Shea Couleé, you need to decide

921. which of the bottom queens to send home...

922. if you win the lip sync

923. against this week's lip sync assassin.

924. The rest of you need to vote

925. for which bottom queen you think deserves el choppo.

926. So while you queens deliberate in the werkroom

927. on Objects furniture,

928. the judges and I will be writing poetry.

929. You may leave the stage.

930. Coming up...

931. I just wanna know

932. why I should pick somebody else's lipstick over yours.

933. No, this is stupid.

934. Somebody here is lying.

935. - Are you lying to me? - Why would I lie to you?

936. I know, I know.

937. I'm so confused right now.

938. Ru-veal yourself!

939. Ooh, yes.

940. This is how you elegantly walk into a room, ladies.

941. Show the children how to walk, mama.

942. It wouldn't be All Stars 5 without another twist.

943. - Baby. - Ru tells us

944. if you're not in the top from here on out,

945. you're in the bottom.

946. Thank God I'm in the top this week. Ha!

947. - Congratulations. - Congratulations.

948. How does it feel to get a second win?

949. A second win is cool, but this was Snatch Game.

950. To win such an important challenge

951. was really validating for me.

952. Oh, my gosh, guys, are you as gagged as I am right now?

953. Everyone's in the bottom except for Shea.

954. Except for Shea. I hate that.

955. I mean, honestly, it feels like I'm in the clear bottom two

956. based on the critiques.

957. So you say bottom two.

958. Based on the critiques,

959. who do you think is in the bottom with you?

960. I think India and I are in the bottom together.

961. Alexis, how are you feeling?

962. This is the first time of me in the bottom,

963. so it's strange. Yeah.

964. This is not fair that on a day that I got good critiques,

965. RuPaul throw this twist on us.

966. What the fuck, man?

967. I'm not gonna lie.

968. There's been this lingering thing in the back of my head

969. where I was just all, like,

970. Alexis Mateo tried to get me out of this competition.

971. And I just wanna know why

972. I should pick somebody else's lipstick over yours.

973. When I did that vote,

974. I was doing it to sleep at night,

975. to keep friendships.

976. Nothing against you.

977. It was in my heart, and I knew you were not going anywhere.

978. I would never do something to none of you on purpose,

979. to anybody.

980. Now, that being said, don't try to come for me

981. just because you might feel like, oh, she voted against me.

982. If it's in your nature

983. and that's your truth to send me home,

984. remember, everything you do, every action has a consequence,

985. and you have to live with that.

986. Do you wanna talk one-on-one?

987. No, I feel like I have everything that I need.

988. Can I request that I talk to you one-on-one, if you don't mind?

989. Oh, yeah, sure. No, I don't mind.

990. - Yeah, here, let's talk. - I would like to.

991. I am hearing complete bullshit.

992. I know the T,

993. and if I happen to leave this competition tonight,

994. I'm not leaving

995. without letting Shea know

996. the juice that I'm about to spill.

997. I can't sit there

998. hearing something that is weighing on me.

999. Do you remember when you were in the bottom with me and Mariah?

1000. Mm-hmm.

1001. Alexis and Mayhem came to me,

1002. asking me to put your lipstick.

1003. - What? - Yes.

1004. They came to me and asked me to put your lipstick in.

1005. Plotting? Against me?

1006. I felt like there was some shady shit going on,

1007. and now all of a sudden

1008. I have someone telling me right to my face that there was.

1009. I'm not asking you to vote her out,

1010. but I can tell you I need to be here.

1011. Yeah.

1012. So I need you to keep me here, please.

1013. I need you to think about that.

1014. I really appreciate you telling me this.

1015. - Yeah. - I really appreciate that.

1016. I'm not about this whole "she said, she said" business.

1017. So I wanna bring it up in front of the rest of the girls

1018. and see what really went down.

1019. India and I had a conversation,

1020. and she let me know that when I was in the bottom,

1021. you and Mayhem came up to her,

1022. telling her that she should choose my lipstick.

1023. I did that to you, India?

1024. - When? - You and Mayhem both.

1025. The night me, Mariah, and her were all in the bottom,

1026. said, "Are we doing it? Did you get Shea's lipstick?"

1027. And I said, "No, I did Mariah's."

1028. No, I didn't.

1029. India is the queen of stunts.

1030. She should have her own show in Vegas called The Stunt Queen,

1031. because this is the biggest shenanigans

1032. I ever heard in my life.

1033. You said it wasn't personal,

1034. but to campaign to get me out of this competition

1035. feels personal.

1036. I did not. I did not. You're lying.

1037. I'm not lying, girl.

1038. Did I campaign with you guys?

1039. No, I—not to us.

1040. I did not say "Let's get rid of Shea."

1041. My vote, I did it

1042. because I didn't wanna do that to Mariah personally.

1043. Lies, lies, lies. Big lies.

1044. Well, then why not vote for India?

1045. Because India, I thought we were friends,

1046. but now I realize we're not.

1047. My vote and my conscience is clean.

1048. You can really sit there and say that?

1049. I am. I am, because you know what, that is—

1050. - That shocks me. - That's a lie.

1051. I'm real. I'm not here to play a game.

1052. That's been weighing on my shoulders.

1053. - No, you're playing a game. - I wanna be here.

1054. Let me tell you why you're playing the game.

1055. I'm not playing the game.

1056. Because you know you are about to go home,

1057. because you have been in the bottom for so long.

1058. And now you need a little plug to save yourself.

1059. I have never say anything

1060. about getting rid about nobody here.

1061. I am so aggravated right now,

1062. because I know Shea is not 100% secure with me,

1063. and also, this stunt

1064. can cause the other girls to vote against me,

1065. and I can probably just go home

1066. for something that I didn't even do.

1067. I can sit here with a very clean conscience

1068. - and look in your eyes... - This is stupid.

1069. and say that I am not playing games.

1070. This is not for me.

1071. Why else would I pull you to the side?

1072. Maybe it's a little shady of me,

1073. but I actually wanna see if this is real,

1074. because somebody here is lying.

1075. This is the biggest stunt in the history of All Stars.

1076. Are you lying to me or is she lying?

1077. No, I'm not lying to nobody.

1078. Because I trust you. A lot.

1079. You cannot do that, Juju,

1080. because you know I would never lie to you.

1081. - For why would I lie to you? - I know, I know.

1082. I didn't vote for her because I wanted to get rid of her.

1083. I just didn't want Mariah to feel bad.

1084. I'm so confused right now.

1085. I don't even know what's real anymore.

1086. Now I'm starting to feel like

1087. there is this person that is here in the competition

1088. who's playing two games,

1089. and that's where I'm starting to become concerned,

1090. because do I want to keep that type of competitor around?

1091. Shea, can we talk?

1092. - Yeah, sure, girl. - Please.

1093. Yeah.

1094. This whole setup about you going home, girl,

1095. if I was gonna campaign, it was not gonna just be me and Mayhem.

1096. - We needed everybody. - Yeah.

1097. For a campaign, you gotta campaign.

1098. Not with one or two.

1099. You gotta campaign with all the girls.

1100. It doesn't work if the majority of the votes are not in.

1101. Hands down.

1102. Politics.

1103. What saddens me the most,

1104. she's campaigning on that sofa right now

1105. for me to go home.

1106. Why would she throw you under the bus like that?

1107. I don't know, and she was my friend.

1108. This competition can bring the worst of everybody,

1109. and now I understand Derrick very well.

1110. This was a very clear fuck-you

1111. in your face, Alexis, moment.

1112. And even though India's makeup and hair is pretty,

1113. you got some ugly demons inside you, girl.

1114. India has one of the worst report cards

1115. in Drag Racehistory right now.

1116. But she has made us look very hard at Alexis.

1117. Mayhem style.

1118. You're a liar,

1119. and this is why Derrick don't like you.

1120. I don't know what to feel. I am so confused.

1121. Oh, why not?

1122. No, I'm kidding.

1123. If India is lying,

1124. she would have been a better actor,

1125. which means she would have been better at Snatch Game.

1126. Is it Alexis?

1127. Is Alexis the villain?

1128. Oh, my gosh.

1129. Oh, my gosh.

1130. The truth shall set you free.

1131. Girl, stop acting a fool.

1132. I came into this

1133. wanting to judge these girls based off their performance,

1134. and India has been in the bottom four times.

1135. But I've been, like, roped into some other game

1136. where Alexis potentially has campaigned to get rid of me.

1137. Oh, God.

1138. I don't know if I can survive allowing someone like that

1139. to continue competing against me.

1140. Welcome back, All Stars.

1141. Shea Couleé, are you ready to meet your lip sync opponent?

1142. Well, I guess so.

1143. The time has come...

1144. to present this week's lip sync assassin.

1145. Is that Laganja?

1146. Laganja?

1147. I think it could be Trinity.

1148. Ru-veal yourself!

1149. That's a short heel for Laganja.

1150. Somebody with little feet.

1151. Aah!

1152. You're damn right!

1153. The lip sync assassin is Vanessa Vanjie, my daughter.

1154. I cannot even enjoy the moment

1155. when I see my drag daughter again,

1156. because if she wins the lip sync and she holding my lipstick,

1157. it could be humiliating for me.

1158. Vanessa Vanjie Mateo, welcome.

1159. Thank you.

1160. Ladies, Miss Vanjie holds the lipstick

1161. of the queen that the group has voted to go home.

1162. If Vanjie wins the lip sync,

1163. the queen on her lipstick gets the chop.

1164. And the $10,000 will roll over into next week's tip.

1165. I don't get no fif—no—

1166. - Uh-uh.

1167. Y'all ready to slay?

1168. I was born to slay.

1169. Two queens stand before me.

1170. Shea, this is your chance to impress me,

1171. win $10,000,

1172. and earn the power

1173. to give one of the bottom queens le chop.

1174. The time has come...

1175. for you to lip sync...

1176. for your legacy!

1177. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1178. Shea goes hard. Splits, kicks, slams it.

1179. What are you doing, Shea bitch?

1180. Yes! Whoo!

1181. Bitch, that was everything.

1182. - Bitch! - Yeah!

1183. Ladies, I've made my decision.

1184. Shea Couleé, con-drag-ulations. You're a winner, baby.

1185. Whoo!

1186. Ooh.

1187. You've earned a cash tip of $10,000.

1188. Oh, God I normally love more than just the tip,

1189. but that'll do.

1190. Ooh, she is a nasty ho.

1191. Vanessa Vanjie Mateo,

1192. are you gonna say hi to your drag mama?

1193. Aw.

1194. Aw, mother and daughter reunion.

1195. - Bye, Vanjie. - Bye, Vanjie.

1196. Bye, Vanjie.

1197. I shoulda did that. I coulda won.

1198. Oh, my God.

1199. Will the bottom queens please step forward,

1200. which would be everybody.

1201. Shea, with great power comes great responsibility.

1202. Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?

1203. At first, I felt like I had my mind made up

1204. about who I was going to pick to send home.

1205. But one of the bottom queens revealed to me

1206. that someone here may or may not

1207. have been campaigning to send me home a few weeks back.

1208. I thought long and hard about this,

1209. and the queen that I've chosen to go home tonight is...

1210. India.

1211. As it is written, so it shall be done.

1212. India Ferrah, you are and will always be an All Star.

1213. Now sashay away.

1214. Ladies, I want you to remember the four Hs, okay?

1215. I want you to live happy.

1216. I want you to listen to your heart, okay?

1217. I want you to remain humble, and most of all, be honest.

1218. The old me would be so disappointed in leaving.

1219. Now I can leave with my head held high

1220. because I got to show all the different sides of India.

1221. I was not lying to you.

1222. I'm not gonna be at home sitting on my couch,

1223. being, like, "I wish I had done more."

1224. Because I am so fucking proud of myself.

1225. Like...

1226. Mwah. See you soon!

1227. She left off one of the Hs.

1228. Be a ho.

1229. Aow!

1230. Con-drag-ulations, All Stars.

1231. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

1232. how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?

1233. - Can I get an "amen" up in here? - Amen!

1234. All right, now let the music play!

1235. Next time onAll Stars...

1236. It hurts me, because India was my friend.

1237. No one really knows what happened.

1238. Whatever is done in the dark, it will come out to the light.

1239. Mm-hmm.

1240. For this week's maxi-challenge,

1241. we're throwing a Charles family backyard ball.

1242. What the fuck is backyard eleganza?

1243. My major in school was theater costume design,

1244. so I'm not a stranger to a sewing machine.

1245. I'm so-so with sewing.

1246. - No!

1247. I felt really lost.

1248. I wouldn't be here today without those friends.

1249. I wouldn't be here.

1250. Ru-veal yourself!