RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 5x2

1. Previously onAll Stars...

2. This season, each of you

3. will vote for the bottom queen you think deserves the chop.

4. Everybody gets a vote?

5. Everybody?

6. You're two-faced, and I don't fuck with two-faced people.

7. There's only one person I don't get along with,

8. - and it's India Ferrah.

9. Welcome to the Werq The World extravaganza!

10. India Ferrah.

11. I have one word for you: hairography.

12. - Yes. - Yes.

13. Ahh. That was explosive, baby.

14. Derrick Barry.

15. Cher. You called me after Madonna?

16. Fuck you.

17. The impersonations were not great.

18. Mayhem Miller.

19. I was so excited about where it was gonna go,

20. and then when it went there, I thought, "Oh,

21. can we go back to where we were?"

22. Ongina.

23. It kind of didn't go anywhere.

24. It stalled a little bit.

25. I wish I could have done better.

26. I've been in my head all fucking week.

27. But, like, an All Star believes in themselves.

28. I literally did not.

29. Ferrah, con-drag-ulations.

30. You are the top All Star of the week.

31. You will lip sync against a secret lip sync assassin.

32. Yay!

33. Yvie Oddly, con-drag-ulations.

34. You're the winner, baby.

35. The $10,000

36. will roll over to next week's tip.

37. Oh, my God.

38. Yvie holds the lipstick

39. of the queen that the group

40. has voted to get the chop.

41. Derrick Barry.

42. Derrick, sashay away.

43. Oh, my goodness.

44. Oh, Miss Thing, that was insane.

45. Bitch, no. I can't.

46. Bitch, you gonna get those off?

47. You deserve to rest your digits.

48. I am so gagged.

49. The first time I won a challenge,

50. you bring out Yvie?

51. Ru had got me.

52. That's a huge deal to have Yvie Oddly

53. as the first lip sync assassin.

54. But you know what?

55. If I have to lose to anyone,

56. at least it was to that bitch.

57. The lip sync assassin situation.

58. Can we talk about Yvie Oddly?

59. When that screen rose up...

60. That really changes everything now.

61. - It does. - Everything.

62. You were the first winner

63. and the pressure of getting that $10,000 tip—

64. Bitch, I wanted it so bad.

65. Ooh, that would have a lot of nice things.

66. I tried. I tried.

67. - You did an amazing job. - Thank you.

68. But I can't say that I'm mad

69. at it going into the escrow account.

70. - I can't either. - I'm not mad either.

71. 'Cause I can't wait till next week.

72. - Oh! - Ooh!

73. - Yes! - Yes!

74. She's, like, I'm in the game now.

75. Do you know how many things I can get

76. for $20,000?

77. Hold on. If I put $20,000 in an IRA Roth,

78. do you know how much money that is?

79. $20,000 in an IRA Roth.

80. You guys, it was the scariest feeling.

81. I know.

82. I flubbed this one because of my nerves.

83. Like, I'm ready to kick your asses.

84. - Bring it, bitch. - Bring it.

85. Mayhem, how do you feel?

86. - I'm here. - Yeah.

87. Y'all love me.

88. You really love me.

89. Yeah, you're here by our vote.

90. You all each got a vote, but—

91. Yeah, 'cause we— okay, look.

92. When it went to Yvie, I was, like, okay,

93. this is gonna be a true test of my friendships right now.

94. But you know what?

95. Honestly, with a clear conscience,

96. I voted for you to continue on with the show.

97. I know that you have so much more to offer.

98. I just didn't think that Derrick had as much range

99. to continue on with the show.

100. Did anyone vote for Mayhem to go home?

101. I voted for you to go home.

102. - Are you serious? - Yes, I am.

103. - You're joking, right? - I am not joking.

104. Oh, so you... Oh, so...

105. For real?

106. I've known Juju forever.

107. Worked with her, been friends with her.

108. So I am gagged.

109. Gagged.

110. You've known me for years,

111. so you know my range of talent and what I'm capable of.

112. And I would have thought that you have been, like,

113. you know, I do know Mayhem and I know she has the potential

114. to stay here and do well.

115. If we want to decipher the performances,

116. I liked your performance.

117. I just... I laughed more at Derrick's.

118. It's not personal, girl.

119. No, that's personal.

120. That sounds completely personal.

121. I think she said it's not personal,

122. and I think she gave a reason why.

123. I don't think it is.

124. - It's cool. - But it didn't affect you.

125. It's cool. No, it didn't,

126. because obviously everyone else saw

127. what it should have been.

128. Your feelings are very valid,

129. you know, and I acknowledge that.

130. And if— That's not a real apology.

131. I'm sorry that I hurt you.

132. We're all predators,

133. and the crown is the prey.

134. And somebody's feelings gonna get hurt.

135. They're gonna take it personally.

136. But I am hungry for this crown.

137. I'm here to slay and filet

138. and slice and dice these bitches.

139. Ooh, I'm gonna eat you up, ho's.

140. I'm gonna eat you ho's up.

141. The winner ofRuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

142. receives a one-year supply

143. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

144. a coveted spot in theDrag Race Hall of Fame,

145. and a cash prize of $100,000.

146. With extra-special guest judges

147. Madison Beer and Tessa Thompson.

148. She's a super queen.

149. Girl, yes.

150. - Yes. - Another day, another dollar.

151. Oh, yesterday was such a long day.

152. Oh! My legs.

153. - Oh. - Uh.

154. "Show up and show out!

155. "Heart, Derrick Barry.

156. I love you, Jujubee."

157. - I love you, too. - Aw, look at that.

158. That was a nice way of saying

159. I'm not saying goodbye to India, okay?

160. Derrick's message, it was short,

161. I don't think it was that sweet,

162. and I just want to get it off the mirror.

163. I just want to spray it, wipe it away,

164. get it out of here.

165. Girls, you all got a vote.

166. How does that feel?

167. Yeah, for the first time ever.

168. I was up all night

169. because my decision...

170. I don't know if I did the right thing.

171. Do you think you voted for the wrong person?

172. I feel I should have brought in some Wite-Out.

173. Because Ongina... Derrick, and Mayhem,

174. they believed that they could do it.

175. And you didn't believe in yourself.

176. And that's an All Starthing.

177. Uh, where did that come from?

178. Cracker wants to put my name on the lipstick with White-Out?

179. Okay, first of all, you're not BenDeLaCreme

180. and you wish you were.

181. And second, you're not a judge, so slow your roll.

182. And third, like, there's no third

183. because just shut the fuck up already.

184. You are an All Star and you have to believe in yourself,

185. and that's something you can switch right now.

186. I do believe in myself.

187. I think everyone's looking at that from you.

188. I do get that All Stars is another type of game,

189. but are we playing mental warfare here?

190. I don't know if Miz Cracker's trying to get in

191. to Miss Ongina's head,

192. but that seems a little shady to me.

193. I literally was up all night.

194. I was, like, should I have done that?

195. So now—help me sleep.

196. Go to bed.

197. - Ooh, girl. - Here we go.

198. She done already done had herses.

199. Dear diary, I've got a crush.

200. He's rich, famous,

201. and he has one big huge...

202. heart.

203. So should I slide into his DMs

204. or just...

205. slip him the tongue?

206. Wait a minute.

207. I have an idea.

208. I'm gonna write a song.

209. Hello, hello, hello.

210. - Yes. - Mother.

211. Good morning, All Stars.

212. - Good morning. - Good morning.

213. For this week's maxi-challenge,

214. you'll be debuting the newest All Starssmash hit:

215. I'm In Love.

216. - Ooh. - Yes.

217. Working in groups,

218. each of you will write and record

219. your own love sickening verse

220. to the celebrity man crush of your choice.

221. Then you'll create a group look and choreography.

222. You wanna know who my celebrity crush is?

223. - Yes. - Yes.

224. Ed O'Neill when he was on Married With Children.

225. - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.

226. Yes.

227. There. I said it.

228. Now, India Ferrah.

229. As last week's top All Star,

230. I'm gonna put you on the spot.

231. Okay.

232. Who are your two biggest competitors?

233. Ooh.

234. Ho-ho-ho.

235. Shea...

236. and...

237. Blair.

238. Shea I understand, but Blair?

239. Oh!

240. Okay.

241. India, Shea, and Blair St. Clair,

242. you are this week's team captains.

243. Oh, my God.

244. I fucked the whole thing up.

245. Now, as captains,

246. you get to choose your own group members.

247. Starting with India, who do you choose first?

248. Jujubee.

249. Oh.

250. Come on up here.

251. Blair, you're next.

252. I'm gonna go with Cracker.

253. Mariah.

254. My Season 3 sister Alexis Mateo.

255. Mayhem Coors Light, come on over, girl.

256. That means you're stuck with me, Shea.

257. You all think that you're picking me last,

258. but this is working out to my favor

259. because I get to be on a team with Mariah and Shea.

260. Yay.

261. All Stars, start your engines,

262. and may the best woman win.

263. Come on. Let's do this.

264. - Who's your celebrity crush? - John Stamos.

265. - Oh, from Full House. - Uncle Jesse.

266. I want my house filled.

267. Filled.

268. Cool.

269. And who is yours?

270. My celebrity crush is Daddy Yankee.

271. Oh, yeah, I see that.

272. Daddy Yankee has it.

273. The way that he just stand there and grab the microphone,

274. baby, grab me like that.

275. What I had was,

276. 'cause mine was gonna be, like,

277. India, you ain't dating no celebrity.

278. We all know that.

279. You are in love with RJ.

280. Yeah.

281. But India is a character on All Stars.

282. Yes.

283. - I know you miss this man. - Right.

284. But, like, girl, you are so hilarious.

285. No.

286. You are, though. You gotta believe in yourself.

287. - You're just saying that. - Ju's right.

288. So I would dig into that and be, like, super campy.

289. Okay.

290. I know India is an amazing entertainer.

291. She can lip sync, do a great drag show,

292. and she ain't afraid of cosmetics.

293. But this one is a girl group challenge,

294. and when she's surrounded by other girls,

295. personalities overshine.

296. I want my celebrity crush to be silly.

297. So who are you gonna choose?

298. I have Hannibal Lecter written down.

299. Blair, coming from you, that's, like, so crazy.

300. I know.

301. This bitch is into eating people,

302. and she's that skinny?

303. What about you?

304. I'm thinking Mr. Rogers.

305. I love that.

306. I really believe in us as a team.

307. Obviously, I think I know the two of you the best

308. out of all the competitors right here in the competition.

309. And I think that the three of us

310. already have a great working relationship.

311. I absolutely agree.

312. However, we have to turn it out.

313. I've competed with Cracker before.

314. Something happened with a pickle.

315. - There you go.

316. It just was overshadowed by Dr. Dill.

317. Mayhem, sashay away.

318. I'm not taking no chances with Cracker this time around.

319. I gotta make sure that I do my job and shine.

320. The sweater's warm and fuzzy.

321. Um, okay.

322. Uh...

323. Come to my neighborhood and I could ride your trolley train.

324. I ain't saying that I'm a songwriter,

325. but I do know how to make stuff rhyme.

326. But somebody—hmm— wants it her way.

327. You guys seen Shakespeare In Love?

328. 'Cause I'm, like, really good at writing.

329. I'm so good at writing.

330. Okay.

331. It's not the Cracker show.

332. What do you think the other girls are doing?

333. See, I feel like Blair

334. is gonna have a lot on her hands

335. with such strong personalities like Cracker.

336. I'm still thinking about what happened this morning.

337. with Cracker and the White-Out.

338. I felt like to her, I'm not good enough to be here.

339. But I'm goddamn good enough to be here.

340. I just was in my head. You know what I mean?

341. - Which happen to the best of us. - All of us.

342. If this is the game Cracker wants to play,

343. then so be it.

344. But shadiness does not make a winner.

345. Or—wait. Does not a winner make, right?

346. Okay.

347. - Well, I want you to be here. - Thank you.

348. And I think you deserve to be here.

349. Let's go make some magic.

350. - Yay. - Yay.

351. - Good luck, ladies. - Thanks.

352. Good luck, Blair. Good luck, Mayhem.

353. I caught what you were throwing over there, Miss Ma'am.

354. Oh, did I miss someone?

355. Coming up...

356. Aah-ahh... pblblblblbl.

357. Is she doing the Finding Dorywhale call?

358. Whoooah.

359. Aah-ahh.

360. - Hello. - Hi.

361. - Welcome. - Hi. How are you guys?

362. It's time to record our I'm In Lovegirl group lyrics.

363. I feel like there's so much weight on my shoulders

364. to really deliver well.

365. Because everyone knows that I'm a singer

366. and that I know how to record music.

367. My name's Leland, this is Freddy.

368. We put together this song for you,

369. and we can't wait to see what you do with it.

370. All right, team captain. Blair, you ready?

371. Who did you pick?

372. I picked Hannibal Lecter.

373. So this is not gonna be

374. the Katy Perry Teenage Dream verse of the song?

375. - Probably not. - Here we go.

376. Err.

377. We're pitchy.

378. Did I hear that right?

379. Don't she do music?

380. Why don't we do some, like deep, breathing.

381. Let's all do some breathing exercises together.

382. - 'Cause I wanna enjoy this.

383. - Through your diaphragm. - This is fun for me.

384. This is what I love doing.

385. Well, you gotta breathe.

386. Let's breathe. Let's breathe together.

387. I feel like for me, specifically for me as a person,

388. like, I get in my head and I freak myself out

389. and I know I can do it.

390. Less talking, more breathing. Here we go.

391. Breathe, breathe, breathe. Relax.

392. Blair is nervous boots.

393. Pinocchio's wooden joints are shaking.

394. Give me, like, if Hannibal Lecter

395. walked into Beauty and the Beast.

396. - There. That's all we needed. - Yeah.

397. Much better.

398. And Cracker has arrived.

399. This is your Broadway moment.

400. Sylvester Stallone.

401. Who's your crush?

402. My crush is Mr. Rogers.

403. - Famed sex icon. - Sexy as hell.

404. All right. Well, let's go ahead and go for it.

405. I'm excited to hear your verse.

406. All right.

407. Aw, shit. I fucked it up.

408. Let's grab it again.

409. Oh. ♪ Duh-duh-duh, blah blah

410. I think the opening is way better,

411. so let's just bring it up.

412. It also made sense. "Be your puppet."

413. - Yeah. - That was great.

414. Here come Cracker again,

415. piping up about something.

416. Why she talking so much?

417. You...

418. Bitch, it's my turn.

419. Oh, shit. All those letters.

420. Or you can say whatever you want.

421. I love it. That sounds great. Let's get started.

422. Yes.

423. Yes.

424. Ooh, Alexis. This sounds so good.

425. If Daddy Yankee doesn't call Alexis,

426. Daddy Yankee, you crazy.

427. Tell me about your love for John Stamos.

428. Oh, my. Well, who doesn't love John Stamos?

429. Right. America loves John Stamos.

430. The world.

431. John Stamos.

432. Oh...

433. Greek yogurt.

434. Great.

435. The first two lines are good, but I'm a little bored.

436. Give me more.

437. Hills and valleys. Give me moments.

438. I'm worried, because India's energy

439. has to match me and Jujubee's energy.

440. One girl in our group fuck up,

441. we gonna have to go solo.

442. That was so great.

443. But were you surprised?

444. Oh, my God, it didn't even come out. Sorry.

445. It sounds like you're going through something vocally.

446. Tell me what's going on.

447. I don't know what it is,

448. but I lost my voice over the last week.

449. This is, like, the worst thing for me

450. because I'm so not a singer

451. and then this has to be the day that I, like, sing.

452. It's okay. It doesn't matter if you're a singer or not.

453. It's all about your delivery.

454. Let's grab it again.

455. - Ahh-ahh. Okay, ready. - Here we go.

456. Why don't you give me some pblblblblbl?

457. Pblblblblbl.

458. ♪ Henry Cavill, Henry Cavill

459. Pblblblblbl.

460. Uh... uh... pblblbl.

461. Does that need to be faster?

462. Yeah, I'm not sure the rhythm of your verse.

463. From the Henry Cavill,

464. it goes right into the ♪ Henry Cavill

465. There shouldn't be too much of it.

466. Okay. Okay, I got it.

467. Girl, what was that?

468. I was, like, is she doing

469. the Finding Dorywhale call?

470. Whoooooah.

471. I was, like, bitch, oh, no.

472. Uh!

473. Let's grab it again.

474. Uh!

475. Uh!

476. Uh, Jason Momoa I think played Aquaman.

477. Oh, shit.

478. I am looking at both of my teammates

479. and how they've done so far,

480. and all I can think is, Shea,

481. you in danger, girl.

482. Coming up...

483. One, two...

484. I'm coming down and up.

485. We should open up a little bit.

486. Cracker's main focus right now is Cracker.

487. We have a time limit.

488. - Ooh, main stage. - Yes.

489. Girl, it's time to rehearse

490. for our I'm In Love girl group challenge.

491. Y'all go ahead and take a seat.

492. - Break a leg. - Thank you.

493. I brought a pillow so I could sleep through your performance.

494. Ha.

495. Alexis, you have a little more experience in choreography.

496. - Uh-huh. - Okay.

497. So if you will take the lead on that

498. and help out with the group,

499. I would love that and appreciate that.

500. I made the executive decision to hand over control to Alexis,

501. because Alexis has that power to get me and Juju

502. to really, all right, five, six, seven, eight.

503. Can you all do the switch boots thing?

504. Or that's too much to ask?

505. Oof. Right, left, repeat, repeat.

506. How you feeling?

507. I would give it a five out of...

508. - That's hideous. - Okay.

509. We got no time for fives. This is All Stars 5.

510. If he's bringing sexy back, shouldn't we bring sexy back?

511. Yeah.

512. I don't know, because your sexy is not that sexy.

513. I'm very sexy.

514. - Give it to me. - Mmm!

515. Five, six—

516. Mayhem's laughing at me.

517. I don't even know why I'm the choreographer.

518. I didn't sign up for this, you know.

519. Touch all the way down to the leg.

520. How far are we going down?

521. I don't want you to pull a hamstring.

522. - I love ham and I love strings. - Okay.

523. Somebody better call my manager right now.

524. - We doing Beyoncé. - Oh, yeah.

525. Okay, okay, okay, I got it.

526. And then how do I transition—

527. It'll be a circle.

528. Okay. So it's... wow.

529. Then by the time they sing the first verse, we should pose.

530. Oh, my God!

531. That was a big opening.

532. Thank you, thank you.

533. Okay, it's your guys' time now.

534. I'm not feeling totally confident

535. about how we did recording the songs,

536. so we have to make up for it with this choreo.

537. - So I'm here. Mm-hmm. - She's in the center.

538. We gotta make this shit look flawless.

539. Five, six, seven, eight, boom.

540. Team Shea. Not a surprise, coming right out the gate.

541. Ahh, ahh.

542. - And then— - Yes, that would be perfect.

543. I want to be on her team.

544. One, two, three.

545. This is the highest altitude I've ever been at

546. without actually being enclosed in an airplane.

547. Okay.

548. Wow.

549. As soon as that, then I can just...

550. - Right. - We're cohesive.

551. We have our concepts.

552. We're gonna create little waves, so he is my Aquaman.

553. Aquaman.

554. We're working great together.

555. Right? Yes.

556. Bitch, we winning.

557. Okay.

558. - Yay. - Yay.

559. Shea, how'd I do?

560. Shea's team is like, a-one and two and three and four

561. and five, six, seven, eight.

562. I'm like, oh, God.

563. I'm gonna hit center here,

564. and then the two of you need to be on either side.

565. Yeah, and we should open up a little bit.

566. So we're here, and we're doing the one, two,

567. I'm coming down and up.

568. So remember, we're doing— the words are—

569. I wanna cook for him,

570. - I wanna cook for him. - Yeah.

571. - So that— - Right foot again.

572. Can we do hung-ry?

573. Hung-ry.

574. As a team leader,

575. it's my job to keep everyone on track.

576. We just need to be unified as a team.

577. And that's our transition to Cracker.

578. - Okay. - So I think we—

579. And I'm gonna get rid of her.

580. - I'll take it from you. - I can just...

581. But I feel like Cracker's main focus right now is Cracker.

582. - Hung-ry. - Hung-ry.

583. I'm holding it weird. Okay.

584. We can simplify if it'll make it cleaner.

585. No, no, it's still cool.

586. No, it just would make it cleaner. So I'm in—

587. We have a time limit.

588. Did I pick the wrong team?

589. Coming up...

590. How am I difficult?

591. You're egotistical.

592. Oh, that's garbage.

593. There's been some tension.

594. No, I can't cry.

595. You'd need feelings to cry.

596. We're back!

597. Today we're getting ready

598. for our I'm in Love girl group performance.

599. Teamwork makes the dream work.

600. It does make the dream work.

601. - It really does. - Dreamworks, Inc.

602. Oh, my team is way over there.

603. Hey, I'm gonna put my shit right here.

604. Blair and Cracker are on the other side of the room,

605. which is a good thing.

606. Because there's been some tension.

607. Let me ask you, how do y'all think about our team?

608. I feel like it's a little bit of tension there.

609. There was a lot of stress there.

610. Yeah, all I was getting was a lot of frustration.

611. I think it's just personalities.

612. It was very difficult,

613. because you know when working with a group

614. there has to be some kind of compromise.

615. And I felt very much that Cracker was not budging.

616. You know, that she likes her way, and that's the only way.

617. I can see that.

618. She did try to rewrite my verse.

619. - Mm-hmm. - Which I was, like—

620. - No, are you serious? - Oh, baby.

621. No, bitch, I gag.

622. And it's like— and I think, okay, so—

623. And you didn't went completely ballistic?

624. Girl, you know, I tried—

625. Yesterday, when she was, like, she wanted to White-Out—

626. Girl.

627. Like, heat just, like, went whew all the way.

628. And I think, like, smoke came out of my ears.

629. It was like, where'd that come from?

630. Like, I want it behind me,

631. especially with the challenge today.

632. Right.

633. I love you, but you can be difficult.

634. How am I difficult?

635. - You're egotistical. - Yeah.

636. Oh, that's garbage.

637. - Really? - Why?

638. Because I all the time say I'm worried about this,

639. I'm worried about that, and blah, blah, blah.

640. I never hear that.

641. Oh, God.

642. I have a Pavlovian response to the word "difficult."

643. I was like...

644. because I get that all the time,

645. and I feel like I'm a loving person trapped in this cage,

646. and people can only see the cage.

647. Honestly, to be real, I can't connect with people.

648. I don't—nobody seems to understand

649. where I'm coming from.

650. I can't get people to understand me.

651. It's why I have, like, very few friends.

652. I wanna be that person like Blair

653. that everyone thinks of as nice.

654. I haven't made a friend in years

655. because in my head, I'm, like, don't get used to this.

656. There will come a day when they don't wanna talk to you anymore.

657. If I knew why people thought I was difficult,

658. I could fix it.

659. My time in drag is my only time that's peaceful for me.

660. Even if people don't understand me or like me,

661. I put on a pretty dress, and the judges say I'm good.

662. They love you.

663. No, I can't cry because I have, like, all this face on.

664. You'd need feelings to cry, darling.

665. Girl.

666. And what?

667. Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.

668. Love of my life, Michelle Visage.

669. You still haven't signed that prenup, doll.

670. Oh. Tomorrow, me and the boys at Jacoby & Meyers.

671. Okay.

672. Style superstar Carson Kressley.

673. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you're near?

674. Oh, I think they're just looking to flock.

675. Oh.

676. Music sensation Madison Beer.

677. How are you, darling?

678. I'm amazing, Ru, but can I confess something?

679. I'm in love with you.

680. Oh!

681. I think that would make a really good song.

682. And the fabulous Tessa Thompson. Welcome.

683. Thank you so much for having me.

684. I'm really gagged. You know, I'm such a fan.

685. You do that like a pro.

686. I've been watching.

687. This week, we challenged our All Stars

688. to sing and dance in the name of hot romance.

689. All Stars, start your engines, and may the best woman win.

690. Coming up...

691. Category is Love The Skin You're In.

692. First up, India Ferrah.

693. Oh, I see one, two, three, four skins.

694. I love how she wears her heart on her... hip?

695. My runway look is racial unity.

696. I wanna celebrate all the beautiful skin tones

697. that are out there,

698. connected with a red-beaded and rhinestone heart.

699. It's just a gorgeous message I wanna spread.

700. Send me nudes.

701. Up next, Jujubee.

702. That's a latte body she's showing.

703. - Mm-hmm. - Jujubeast!

704. I'm serving you Asian Mae West,

705. with a nice updo.

706. Oh, I own everything.

707. I'm looking sickening. My body is ripe.

708. My goodness, I would fuck me.

709. Ooh, she puts the motion in the Laotian.

710. Oh, my God.

711. Alexis Mateo.

712. Look at the layers on those lips.

713. Which ones?

714. I'm walking the runway

715. in this self-made gown

716. in complete leather in my skin tone,

717. and I'm so proud to be seen as a Puerto Rican, baby.

718. She's ribbed for your pleasure.

719. Blair St. Clair, I declare!

720. Someone forgot their sunscreen.

721. Now that's the worst case of pinkeye I've ever seen.

722. I am loving the skin that I'm in,

723. and I wanted to go outside of the box.

724. Because I think that I am more

725. than what people see on the outside,

726. and I'm giving them

727. exactly what I feel like on the inside:

728. pink.

729. We're all pink on the inside.

730. That's true.

731. Ding!

732. Miz Cracker.

733. This would be great at a salad bar.

734. Yes, the sneeze guard.

735. You want Jewish princess,

736. I am giving it to you.

737. It's time for me to show my roots, literally.

738. You wanna fiddle around on the roof,

739. this whore is ready, darling.

740. Look how long her tulle is.

741. Ooh, I've heard.

742. Mayhem Miller.

743. Somebody have a towel?

744. You really can't bead it.

745. My gown today is lovely, honey.

746. She is dripping.

747. And when I say dripping, she's like really oozing glamour.

748. Do I love the skin I'm in? Ha ha!

749. Look at it.

750. Mmm. Chocolaty.

751. Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

752. Shea Couleé.

753. Ooh.

754. Now I know where my implants went.

755. Oh, yes, mama,

756. I'm serving up some Nubian goddess realness.

757. Mama just stepped out of the Nile River

758. drip-drip-dripping in Swarovski stones,

759. and I feel gorgeous and expensive.

760. That's some serious vajazzling.

761. It certainly is. Come on, Josephine Baker.

762. Come on, Grace Jones.

763. Come on, Pam Grier.

764. Up next, Ongina.

765. Hey, girl, hey.

766. My dress is a take

767. on a traditional Filipino costume.

768. The feathers is inspired by a legendary mythical bird.

769. And I just love wearing this,

770. because I'm very proud of being a Filipino-American immigrant.

771. This look really ruffles my feathers.

772. Mariah Paris Balenciaga.

773. She mer-made it herself.

774. - Yeah. - She did.

775. I am floating down the runway.

776. I am feeling like butterscotch and caramel

777. mixed with a kiss of brown sugar, baby.

778. She's got a very glamorous headache.

779. The best kind.

780. I told y'all I didn't come to play.

781. - Ru. - What?

782. Is the train still running?

783. Coming up...

784. I literally gagged

785. when you came out for runway tonight.

786. I was like...

787. I kind of lost you

788. a little bit in your group.

789. I can't stop looking at your nipples.

790. Welcome, All Stars.

791. Based on your performances and runway presentations,

792. I've made some decisions.

793. When I call your name, please step forward.

794. Alexis Mateo.

795. Miz Cracker.

796. Mayhem Miller.

797. You are safe.

798. Safe queens, you may leave the stage.

799. Thank you.

800. Now, the rest of you

801. represent the tops and bottoms of the week.

802. It's time for the judges' critiques.

803. First up, India Ferrah.

804. Tonight on the runway, I think you looked really beautiful.

805. Thank you.

806. It's very like Dancing with the Stars,

807. mother of the bar mitzvah lady.

808. It's a certain look, but it's done really well.

809. Your celebrity crush was Justin Timberlake.

810. You did, like, a Laganja moment, "feeling very attacked,"

811. which made no sense to me

812. with the Britney moment and then the Justin moment.

813. It was kind of disjointed,

814. and I kind of lost you a little bit in your group.

815. I will say during the performance,

816. I did kind of find myself

817. wandering to other people a little bit.

818. All right, up next, Jujubee.

819. You chose John Stamos.

820. Your lyrics were one of my favorites of the night.

821. You said, "Taking off my blouse, please fill up my house."

822. Yes, ma'am, I wanna go to that church.

823. I actually got help from India for that lyric.

824. Well, India, you gave her your good material.

825. Your runway, just your walk is so unbothered.

826. Your hair is a confection.

827. You look like a walking champagne flute.

828. You're just so beautiful.

829. Up next, Blair St. Clair.

830. I do declare.

831. I love the whole look from top to bottom.

832. It is delectable.

833. I just don't understand how it's skin.

834. I don't mind the pink at all.

835. The latex is kind of skin-tight

836. and like a second skin.

837. I think it's really artistic and super fun.

838. I'm obsessed with you.

839. When the song started,

840. I immediately was staring at you the entire time.

841. And you were just having fun with it.

842. Then you stepped onto the runway and blew me away with this.

843. I get it, and I think it's amazing.

844. Thank you so much.

845. Up next, Shea Couleé.

846. Hi, y'all.

847. I literally gagged when you came out for runway tonight.

848. I was like...

849. And then your jaw was open for a really long time.

850. It happens.

851. I was impressed.

852. It's beautiful, it's fun, it's campy, it's glamorous.

853. It's what drag should be.

854. You came out here for the challenge,

855. and you looked so cute.

856. I loved the little Afropuffs you had,

857. and your lyrics were spot-on, and you were in it.

858. My note there was "professional."

859. Because you were living it.

860. You weren't just going through the moves.

861. You were totally commanding the stage.

862. I can't stop looking at your nipples.

863. Ooh.

864. I wish I could, too, but I can't look down.

865. Thank you.

866. Up next, Ongina.

867. Tonight on the runway, I actually dig this.

868. But because you're so tiny,

869. your neck is completely lost in that.

870. This runway look is one of my favorites.

871. I have to agree with Michelle, though.

872. The execution just needs some tweaks.

873. It's like a little egg in a nest up there.

874. - Okay. - Tonight in the performance,

875. while I don't think that Henry Cavill

876. is the most inventive choice,

877. I feel like the way that you approached

878. singing his praises was inventive.

879. In your performance, there were moments that I lost you,

880. and it's really difficult on these stages,

881. with all these animals.

882. So you gotta fight for every moment that you get.

883. All right, up next, Mariah Paris Balenciaga.

884. Hello.

885. This look tonight is so stunning.

886. The construction of this gown,

887. I mean, the pavé bustier

888. that's peeking out through that neckline

889. is, like, ridiculously good.

890. I thought the performance was good.

891. I liked your look

892. probably more than I liked your performance.

893. I did sort of, when I would look at you,

894. I felt like you were a little bored

895. or you, like, weren't really that in your character.

896. You're a quiet one,

897. so you need to make sure that you continue to get seen.

898. As you know, this is All Stars,

899. and we are splitting hairs here.

900. But there will be tops and there will be bottoms.

901. That's what she said.

902. Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough.

903. Based on the judges' glowing critiques,

904. I've made some decisions.

905. Shea Couleé.

906. Con-drag-ulations.

907. You are the top All Star of the week.

908. You've won a six-night, all-inclusive trip for two

909. to Puerto Vallarta at the Almar LGBT Resort.

910. Mm.

911. Jujubee.

912. Blair St. Clair.

913. You are safe.

914. India Ferrah.

915. Ongina.

916. Mariah Paris Balenciaga.

917. You are the bottom three All Stars of the week.

918. Shea Couleé, you need to decide

919. which of the bottom queens you will eliminate

920. if you win the lip sync

921. against this week's lip sync assassin.

922. And the rest of you will cast your vote

923. for which of the bottom queens you think should get the chop.

924. Thank you, ladies.

925. You may leave the stage.

926. Coming up...

927. I have so much more to give

928. and I want to give it,

929. and I know I have the hunger,

930. I have the drive. I want to be here so bad.

931. Oh, my God.

932. Ru-veal yourself!

933. Oh, my God. Who's that?

934. Oh, my God, the girls are here.

935. - Ladies! - Come on in.

936. I am riding on such a high right now,

937. but I come back to reality,

938. and I realize that there is a bottom three,

939. and my team makes up two-thirds of that.

940. So let it out.

941. Shea won!

942. - Shea! - Yay!

943. - Congratulations. - Thanks.

944. Are you in the top?

945. No, not at all.

946. I'm actually in the bottom three

947. with India and Mariah.

948. - Moi.

949. First of all, let's take a moment.

950. Accentuate the positive.

951. Shea, how do you feel?

952. Honestly, it feels really bittersweet,

953. because my teammates make up two-thirds of the bottom three.

954. And as a team leader,

955. that makes me feel like I didn't do my job.

956. Well, you should not feel that way,

957. because you were just that freaking great.

958. And Ru was even saying that it's very hard for her,

959. especially this week,

960. to try and decide who were gonna be the bottom.

961. - Yeah. - So it makes it—it's hard.

962. Well, I guess we have to start doing these deliberations, so—

963. Actually, before that, can I say something?

964. Yeah.

965. I prepared for All Stars.

966. I was like, oh, my God, I'm so fucking excited.

967. Like, this is my chance and my opportunity.

968. And I came here and I was a little bit rocky.

969. Like, my reading challenge wasn't the best.

970. My talent, I was almost on the bottom.

971. And now I'm on the bottom three.

972. I have so much more to give, and I wanna give it,

973. and I know I have the hunger, I have the drive.

974. I wanna be here so bad.

975. But you don't have to deliberate with me,

976. because these two do not deserve to go home at all tonight.

977. This is not me giving up.

978. This is the fairest thing to do.

979. Oh, God.

980. The giggity-gag is that I said

981. Ongina didn't have the heart for the competition,

982. and then Ongina says

983. she doesn't have the heart for the competition.

984. But I can see that Ongina is hurting.

985. A lot of winners started out in the bottom multiple times.

986. And it's not fair for anyone

987. to say that it means you don't have what it takes.

988. And I made your morning difficult a while ago,

989. and it was stupid.

990. This is how that morning could have gone.

991. Like, "Are you guys excited about today?"

992. "Yeah." Me.

993. Did I mean what I said? Absolutely.

994. But does it help me to make Ongina feel bad?

995. And does it help Ongina to feel bad?

996. No. That's the mistake.

997. How you feeling?

998. Um, I'm in a little disbelief

999. that I'm in the bottom three.

1000. Didn't see that one coming.

1001. No, I didn't.

1002. But honestly, I wouldn't have changed anything

1003. except for having more attitude.

1004. I know that I have the diversity and the range

1005. to be here and to stay here,

1006. and I want everybody to see more.

1007. And right now, I'm very proud of what I've done.

1008. And I just wanna keep going hard

1009. and keep showing all the different facets of my growth.

1010. Yeah.

1011. It really sucks that we're in this position,

1012. because I feel very responsible for you and Ongina.

1013. You guys were right there, helping me shine,

1014. and so it, like, doesn't feel fun.

1015. It doesn't feel right

1016. that I have to be the person to decide somebody's fate.

1017. There is some kind of solace

1018. in knowing that me and Ongina were on the winner's team,

1019. because she might go ahead and throw us a bone

1020. and just vote India off.

1021. So, hey.

1022. How you feeling, girl?

1023. I am a mess,

1024. because I feel like I didn't do that bad.

1025. You didn't.

1026. - This sucks. - Yeah.

1027. Because y'all are like my friends.

1028. Well, I want you to know I'm not giving up.

1029. I'm not gonna back down.

1030. I came more than prepared.

1031. I wanna be at the top.

1032. That may be bad for some people, because that may be threatening.

1033. But I'm not gonna sit here and be like, "I can't do this."

1034. I was moved by what you said over there on the couch

1035. with the other girls, truly.

1036. But I just wanna know.

1037. In the event that I do decide

1038. to choose one of the other two for any reason,

1039. can you please just, like, promise me

1040. that, like, you won't give up?

1041. No, I'll fight, you know, whatever that means.

1042. Ongina's down on herself,

1043. but I saw her battle so much adversity

1044. in this last challenge,

1045. I'm just wondering if perhaps another chance

1046. might help breathe some life into her

1047. and give her the last push that she needs to make this work.

1048. I hope you know how bad I wanna be here.

1049. I absolutely do, 100%.

1050. I know we don't know each other that well,

1051. and I know how hard it is,

1052. because the other two on the bottom are on your team.

1053. Yeah, it does make it tough for me,

1054. because you wanna feel

1055. a sense of loyalty to your teammates, you know.

1056. And I consider myself a very loyal person.

1057. And both of those girls really put a lot of trust in me,

1058. which is not easy in a competition.

1059. But you were an incredible team captain as well.

1060. I know Shea has such a tough decision to make.

1061. But Ongina just pled to us that she no longer wanted to be here.

1062. I refuse to sit there and say to anyone, "Send me home."

1063. Why would I do that?

1064. Well, I hope that I can continue.

1065. - Mariah? - Yes, my love.

1066. What's up?

1067. I just wanna show you all more.

1068. I just wanna keep giving more in every challenge,

1069. and I know that it's not my time to go.

1070. Who should go home?

1071. Oh, my God.

1072. Ongina was on my team,

1073. and I know the heart and the passion

1074. and the want that she had for it to push through.

1075. And India, she's a fierce entertainer.

1076. You can't dispute it.

1077. Wow, this is, like, the worst,

1078. because I really love Ongina.

1079. And I also share my Season 3 common bond with you and India.

1080. Do you think that Ongina saying that is her giving up?

1081. Remember, too, if Shea wins this lip sync,

1082. and not the assassin, our vote doesn't matter.

1083. Gosh, I need to have sex.

1084. I see my name front and center,

1085. and that is a crude wake-up call.

1086. To go home now, I can't.

1087. I need to prove it to myself

1088. that I'm able to compete against the best.

1089. It just tells you how hard All Starsreally is.

1090. Because Ongina has wanted to be here for so long,

1091. and now she's gonna bow out?

1092. I am furious

1093. about you giving up so fast in the competition.

1094. I cannot let it go.

1095. So my vote is for you to go home.

1096. Honestly, this decision is not an easy one.

1097. There's so many things that are going through my head.

1098. Who do I think wants this?

1099. Who do I think is the best out of the three?

1100. And who do I think deserves another chance?

1101. This is only week two, and this is excruciating,

1102. but I feel like I know what decision I need to make.

1103. Welcome back, ladies.

1104. Shea Couleé, it's time to lip sync for your legacy.

1105. Would you like to meet your opponent?

1106. Sure.

1107. The time has come

1108. to present this week's

1109. lip sync assassin.

1110. Oh, my God, who is it?

1111. Oh, there is so much pressure,

1112. because, damn, I gotta go up against some bitch

1113. whose one purpose is to come in here

1114. and stop me from winning this lip sync.

1115. - Who is this? - Oh.

1116. Ru-veal yourself!

1117. - Trinity? - Oh, it could be Trinity.

1118. Wait, that's Kameron.

1119. Child, hmm.

1120. None other than the dancing queen herself,

1121. Miss Alyssa Edwards.

1122. So I'm a little skurred right now.

1123. I'm back, back, back, back, back again,

1124. giving y'all a dose of assassin-eers.

1125. Oh!

1126. Now, ladies, Alyssa holds the lipstick

1127. of the queen that the group has voted to go home.

1128. Now, if Alyssa wins, that queen gets the chop.

1129. Two queens stand before me.

1130. Shea Couleé, this is your chance to impress me,

1131. win $20,000,

1132. and earn the power

1133. to give one of the bottom queens the chop.

1134. The time has come...

1135. to lip sync...

1136. for your legacy.

1137. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1138. - Yeah! - Come on, Shea!

1139. Oh, girl.

1140. Oh, my gosh, this lip sync.

1141. Whoa, I'm excited.

1142. Wow.

1143. Ladies, I've made my decision.

1144. Shea Couleé...

1145. you're a winner, baby.

1146. You've earned a cash tip of $20,000.

1147. Oh!

1148. Alyssa Edwards, you may slay another day.

1149. At the house.

1150. Always and forever a runner-up...

1151. proudly.

1152. Now, excuse me, did Mama Ru

1153. just call my name over Alyssa Edwards?

1154. Girl, I mean...

1155. Will the bottom three queens please step forward?

1156. Shea Couleé, with great power comes great responsibility.

1157. Which queen have you chosen...

1158. to get the chop?

1159. I thought a lot about this,

1160. and I think that you are all unbelievably amazing

1161. and so talented.

1162. The queen that I've chosen...

1163. is Ongina.

1164. You are a giant.

1165. I don't ever wanna hear anything different.

1166. As it is written, so it shall be done.

1167. Ongina, you are and will always be an All Star.

1168. 11 years ago, you changed my life, Ru,

1169. and I just wanna say thank you so much.

1170. And you're changing my life again,

1171. and I cannot thank you enough.

1172. Ongina, 11 years ago you changed my life.

1173. Now sashay away.

1174. I'm disappointed that my time here is so short,

1175. but this is not the last that you'll see of me,

1176. I promise you that.

1177. I will haunt you in your dreams,

1178. and my legacy will live on forever

1179. and ever and ever.

1180. Celebrate your life, because life is a celebration.

1181. Goodbye, all.

1182. Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

1183. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

1184. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

1185. Can I get a "amen" up in here?

1186. - Amen! - Amen!

1187. All right, now let the music play.

1188. Next time onAll Stars...

1189. You need to design and present

1190. your own signature suite

1191. worthy of a five-star hotel.

1192. I'm very delicate.

1193. - Lift with your legs. - Oh, my God.

1194. There is no butch queen on this team.

1195. - Come inside. - Come on in.

1196. I've said that before.

1197. To indulge yourself in our girthy meats and cheeses.

1198. I love girthy meat.

1199. Everybody wants to be a celebrity.

1200. - Rich. - Rich.

1201. So you don't respect me?

1202. Is that what you're trying to say?

1203. - Listen, sweetheart— - Don't "sweetheart" me,

1204. because I'm not "sweethearting" you.

1205. I am not ready for the Alexis shark attack.

1206. You know what? I'm done with Miz Cracker.

1207. Ru-veal yourself!