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the top two All Stars
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a new season,
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you've done with the place.
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She's a great actress.
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on Season 9.
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37. I'm sorry, my dear.
This is not your time.
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a little dessert.
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cracking the house, girl?
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than I was in Season 10.
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I did well,
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being absolutely perfect...
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perfect once.
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that way again.
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how we see her.
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gonna let things flow
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the biggest of things.
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beautiful, funny,
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to take the crown.
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74. I'm Alexis Mateo
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- Bam!
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I can act,
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you know it's my daughter.
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- It's pretty.
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- Bitch!
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hiding who I was
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108. because I wanted everyone
to like me.
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You okay?
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110. I'm good. I'm happy.
I'm good.
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111. Today I see myself
as a strong bitch.
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last night.
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that and watch out for that,
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119. But that's what I'm here to do.
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under her booty, baby.
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128. I'm Mariah Balenciaga,
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130. AKA Miss Queen
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132. Aah!
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who are innovators
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behind progress in humanity.
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you're elegant."
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I'm leaving.
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and get back here.
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You look stunning.
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like a palm tree.
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150. - I'm curious.
- More and more sparkles.
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from Season 3.
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a "hell, no" storm, okay?
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158. On Season 3, I couldn't
break through my shyness.
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personality to come through.
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I'm known for
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by Mimi on first.
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- I'll trade you, bitch.
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swimming in it.
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178. I'm Jujubee from Season 2
of RuPaul's Drag Race
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canceled?
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by the time it gets...
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- Hi.
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Season 10.
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254. - Hi.
- Hello.
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why she got the call.
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- Hi-ee.
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no truck stop, honey.
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- Yes!
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296. - Oh.
- You already started?
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I like to shoot quickly.
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things a little differently.
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with new rules.
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I know it's coming.
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the shit got heavy.
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317. Wow.
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318. Oh, there's a gag?
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ofRuPaul's Drag Race All Stars
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cosmetics,
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in theDrag Race Hall of Fame,
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deserves the chop.
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333. - What?
- Oh, my God.
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336. We are in the upside down now.
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337. - Wow, Ru.
- That's right, baby.
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339. and that's why we call it
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Alexis Mateo.
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Derrick Barry.
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a lost Vegas showgirl.
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that you're tired.
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- Jujubee, the shade.
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or a read?
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459. No, it's a read.
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460. I'm trying my best, you guys.
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461. Alexis Mateo.
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462. You actually have
a really good chance
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463. of winning this competition
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464. because they've never had
a Puerto Rican
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465. or a big girl winner.
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466. Right.
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467. Yeah.
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468. Okay, the crickets
aren't even laughing.
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469. Derrick Barry. You know,
the girls in your season
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470. said you weren't
a real drag queen
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471. because you couldn't paint
and you could only do Britney,
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472. but I completely disagree.
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473. I don't really think
you can do Britney.
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474. Mariah, girl I love you,
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475. but your career
only has movement
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476. because the earth
has to spin on its axis.
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477. And India Ferrah.
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478. Oh, I'm pausing so
we can all Google who you are.
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479. Ladies, la biblioteca
is closed officially.
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480. And not a moment too soon.
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481. Would you please
tell the ladies who won?
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482. So we have a tie.
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483. - What?
- We do.
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484. We've got a tie
between Jujubee...
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485. - Oh!
- Oh!
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486. And Blair St. Clair.
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487. Wow!
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488. Con-drag-ulations.
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489. You've each won
a $2,000 gift card
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490. from Marek & Richard.
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491. Float like a butterfly,
sting like a Jujubee.
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492. Now, ladies, since 2017,
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493. the Werq The Worldtour
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494. has starred legends
like Aquaria,
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495. Bob the Drag Queen,
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496. and Violet Chachki,
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497. just to name a few.
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498. For this week's maxi-challenge,
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499. you'll be headlining
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500. in the Werq The World
variety extravaganza
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501. with an act
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502. showcasing your own charisma,
uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
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503. And for those of you at home,
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504. you can go to
RuPaulsDragRace.com
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505. to find out when the tour
is coming to your city.
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506. All Stars, start your engines...
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507. and may the best woman win.
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508. Come on, Ricky.
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509. - Thank you.
- See you later.
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510. - Bye-bye.
- Bye.
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511. - Bye.
- Bye-ee.
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512. Oh, my God.
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513. I already claimed my space.
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514. Oh, my God, it's heavy.
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515. Look what I'm doing,
Miz Cracker.
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516. I'm taking both of ours over.
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517. - Oh, my goodness.
- See?
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518. I'll surely save you
if you're in the bottom.
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519. Mariah, I found your size.
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520. These are a 15.
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521. So how you feeling
about this new twist
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522. where we're all voting?
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523. Like, is this
going by friendship
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524. or who likes who?
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525. But what is the lip sync
situation?
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526. That what I want to know.
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527. Like, will we still be
lip syncing for our legacy
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528. and then like—
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529. There's something missing
in here,
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530. and I know Mama Ru
has something—
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531. She cooking something, girl.
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532. We've been doing the math,
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533. and something
it's not adding up.
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534. For real.
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535. I'm gonna play it really fairly,
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536. unless someone is, like,
being mean to me. Just kidding.
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537. I mean, clearly me and Derrick
do not get along.
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538. You don't?
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539. Mmm, juicy T.
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540. I don't deal with fake people,
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541. and that is—I can't.
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542. I feel like
they're talking about us.
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543. When I quit performing
at Piranha,
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544. they hired Nebraska,
Derrick's boyfriend,
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545. and she did a number
dedicated towards me
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546. showing a lot of negative,
hateful bullshit.
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547. What y'all talking about?
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548. That me and Derrick do not
speak to each other at all.
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549. Who?
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550. Derrick Barry.
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551. Oh, so it's gonna be
some shit.
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552. This is day one,
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553. and the girls brought the beef
to this salad, baby.
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554. Welcome to All Stars, people.
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555. It's crazy, right?
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556. Girl, the gag is real.
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557. Coming up...
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558. You called her
a pig in a wig.
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559. Oh, my God.
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560. There is beef,
and everyone is eating it.
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561. I don't fuck
with two-faced people.
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562. I love this.
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563. - This is it, bitch.
- Bitch.
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564. Mm, mm, mm.
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565. - Derrick.
- Yeah?
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566. What are you doing for talent?
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567. Like, 15 impersonations
in a minute.
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568. - Can you do that?
- Well, I hope so.
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569. It's my talent I hope.
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570. I guess you're
talented enough to do it.
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571. Just kidding.
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572. We're getting ready
for our first maxi-challenge.
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573. It's the Werq The World
talent show.
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574. This is gonna be fun.
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575. There's a lot of pressure
to show the judges
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576. how much we've evolved.
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577. Can you do me?
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578. Can you do me?
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579. I'm scared about All Stars.
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580. I am. I'm, like, nervous
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581. because I haven't been
in this werkroom
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582. for, like, 11 years,
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583. and the competition
has gotten tougher.
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584. Like, sometimes I sit there
and I watch it,
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585. and I'm, like,
could I do that challenge?
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586. Tell me about
this India Ferrah stuff.
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587. Oh, why?
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588. I just wanna know.
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589. I'm such a gossip.
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590. I literally
just found out over there,
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591. so I'm asking you about it.
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592. I'm not surprised that India
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593. can't keep my name
out of her mouth
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594. because obviously
she's obsessed.
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595. So are you guys not friends?
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596. I have her blocked
on everything.
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597. She comes for girls
in every single season.
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598. - She does?
- Mm-hmm.
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599. Ooh, let me go ask
if she's come for me.
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600. - Nobody comes for you.
- Nobody comes for her.
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601. No, literally.
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602. You guys are mean.
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603. I wanna be Regina George.
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604. - We are the Mean Girls?
- We are.
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605. What are y'all doing
for your talents?
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606. Or are y'all trying to keep it
fucking top secret?
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607. I'm doing the second version
of the reading challenge.
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608. I thought I'd extend it
because I was so funny.
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609. Yes.
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610. Well, Derrick was the one
that went in.
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611. Ooh!
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612. Do you guys both
live in Vegas right now?
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613. Yeah.
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614. Oh, so you work together a lot?
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615. - I never work with her.
- Oh.
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616. Girl, there is beef
between India and Derrick,
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617. and everyone is eating it.
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618. It is a brisket.
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619. We are here for the pot luck.
Copy !req
620. Wait, so what's
the original beef?
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621. I love this.
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622. India got fired from Piranha.
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623. I quit Piranha.
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624. If you quit,
why do you need to say
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625. "this establishment
will hire anybody now?"
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626. And it did.
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627. You can't just be happy
for people.
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628. If you quit, someone else
needs to get the job.
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629. Why would I be happy for someone
that does a number
Copy !req
630. that disrespects me
and puts my name in it?
Copy !req
631. Why would I wanna
be happy for her?
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632. That was after
you called her a pig in a wig.
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633. It was not to her.
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634. Like, girl, she is a stick.
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635. She is not a pig in a wig.
It was not to her.
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636. You're two-faced, and I don't
fuck with two-faced people.
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637. But you know what, India?
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638. I think you being here
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639. is going to make you feel
more validated,
Copy !req
640. and I think that maybe
that's what you needed.
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641. And so I'm happy
that you're here.
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642. Oh, my God.
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643. All this shit.
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644. Blocked.
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645. Whatever you're saying
is bouncing right back to you,
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646. and that's gonna hurt you
in the long run.
Copy !req
647. Remember, every superhero
has an enemy.
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648. Coming up...
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649. I'm gagged.
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650. These bitches
are not playing games.
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651. And what?
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652. Welcome to the main stage of
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.
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653. International
sensation Michelle Vishage.
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654. That's shme.
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655. It's not easy to say!
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656. I'm a shen-shation!
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657. Style superstar
Carson Kressley.
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658. Now, do you have
any hidden talents?
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659. I did, but I had them removed
for health reasons.
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660. Jot down the number
of your doctor for me.
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661. The hilarious Ross Mathews.
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662. Are you here
for the meet-and-greet?
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663. Just the meet, Ru,
just the meet.
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664. And the king of Latin pop,
Ricky Martin.
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665. Now, serious question.
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666. What's your favorite place
in the world?
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667. My favorite place in the world
is Puerto Rico.
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668. Hey, you know what,
let's go now!
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669. Let's go. Come on!
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670. This week,
we challenged our queens
Copy !req
671. to show off their charisma,
uniqueness, nerve, and talent
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672. in a Werq the World
variety extravaganza.
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673. All Stars,
start your engines,
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674. and may the best woman win.
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675. Welcome to the Werq the World
extravaganza,
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676. starring the All Stars
of Season 5.
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677. This is gonna be fun.
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678. Let's hear it for Alexis Mateo.
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679. Sickening, no?
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680. Perra!
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681. Perra!
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682. Bam!
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683. Bam!
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684. Let's go, girls!
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685. Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey!
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686. Ricky Martin is watching me,
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687. so I wanted to get
really spicy up in this bitch.
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688. Give it up for Shea Couleé.
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689. Here she is, Mayhem Miller.
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690. The eyes, the eyes!
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691. I am the queen!
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692. Queen of the party!
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693. And now,
Mariah Paris Balenciaga.
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694. Werk!
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695. All right, Miss Mariah Angelou.
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696. Make the people think.
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697. Welcome, Miz Cracker.
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698. He-he-hello.
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699. You know, I've been through
so many things in my life
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700. and learned so much.
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701. But it wasn't until I opened
a new jar of joy
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702. and learned to relish life
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703. that I finally told the world
I actually am a cracker.
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704. - Ouch!
- ♪ That's my lady bits
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705. Shabbat shablam!
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706. My heart sinks, my stomach
goes straight to my throat.
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707. These bitches
are not playing games.
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708. I need to give
the performance of my life.
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709. Coming up...
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710. - Aah! Aah!
- You like that?
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711. Welcome back to the
Werq The Worldextravaganza.
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712. I do declare,
it's Blair St. Clair.
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713. You like that?
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714. Up next, Ongina.
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715. Give a warm welcome
to Derrick Barry.
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716. It's Britney, y'all!
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717. No, I'm just kidding.
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718. So before I did All Stars,
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719. I wanted to call some celebrity
friends for some advice.
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720. So here's a little rundown.
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721. Lady Bunny.
You'd better make top two,
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722. otherwise you're just
a bottom to two boyfriends.
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723. Kaitlyn. So I have
some dresses of Kris's
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724. if you need to borrow any.
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725. Madonna. Wearing a kimono
is a no-go.
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726. Tell Michelle Visage
that she's not me, but ask her
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727. if she wants to adopt
or borrow a baby from Malawi.
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728. Cher. You called me
after Madonna?
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729. Fuck you!
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730. Miley. Oh, my God,
my dad is gonna pitch a tent.
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731. Celine. I think
you should go for it! Whoo!
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732. Cynthia. Show them
your cuckoo mis amores.
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733. Laganja.
Yes, God, honey money,
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734. the house down boots, okurrr?
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735. Thank you guys so much.
Have a good night!
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736. I want to like Derrick's
so badly.
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737. Wait, I did forget one.
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738. I also called Joan Rivers,
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739. and she said,
"I didn't say anything.
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740. I am dead,
you fucking moron. Ahh!"
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741. Thank you!
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742. Please enjoy
the vocal stylings of Jujubee.
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743. That is passion
coming out her throat.
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744. Put your hands together
for India Ferrah.
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745. Ladies and gentlemen,
the rules are very simple.
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746. No lifting, no touching,
no holding, no moving.
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747. Do not disturb the queen that
you see before your very eyes.
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748. So listen up.
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749. Drag is not a contact sport.
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750. Bam!
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751. Drag is not a contact sport!
Copy !req
752. Drag is not a contact sport!
Copy !req
753. Drag is not a contact sport!
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754. Okay, God,
I shouldn't have did that.
Copy !req
755. Drag is not a contact sport!
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756. Coming up...
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757. Ladies, each week
I'll choose one top All Star.
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758. Not two.
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759. Oh, my God.
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760. Welcome, ladies.
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761. Hi.
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762. From this moment on,
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763. All Starrules
have been suspended...
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764. forever!
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765. - Bitch.
- What?
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766. That's right,
we're gonna do eliminations
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767. a little differently
this season.
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768. Each week I'll choose
one top All Star,
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769. not two.
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770. In the werkroom,
the top All Star
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771. will secretly
choose the lipstick
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772. of the bottom queen
she thinks should go home.
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773. And all of the rest of you
will cast your vote
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774. for the bottom queen
you think should get the chop.
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775. Oh, my God.
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776. And yes, the top
All Star of the week
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777. will lip sync for her legacy,
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778. but she'll be
competing against...
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779. a secret lip sync assassin.
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780. Oh, my God.
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781. - Oh.
- What?
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782. If the top All Star
wins the lip sync,
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783. the bottom queen she chose
will get the chop.
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784. Now, if the lip sync assassin
wins,
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785. she will reveal the lipstick
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786. of the queen that the group
has voted to go home.
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787. Miss Thing,
if I'd had lenses in these,
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788. they would have popped out,
bitch.
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789. Now, when I call your name,
please step forward.
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790. Shea Couleé.
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791. Blair St. Clair.
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792. Mariah Paris Balenciaga.
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793. Jujubee.
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794. You are all safe.
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795. - Can I say something?
- Yes, please.
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796. Mariah, your performance
had a very beautiful message,
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797. and the fact that
you brought that message
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798. I think is very important.
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799. So for that, I really thank you.
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800. Thank you.
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801. Yeah.
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802. Safe queens may leave the stage.
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803. Ladies, you represent
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804. the tops and bottoms
of the week.
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805. Now it's time
for the judges' critiques,
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806. starting with Miz Cracker.
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807. Hello.
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808. It was really fun,
it was really funny.
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809. You stuck with
your pickle theme,
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810. and I thought your act
was hilarious.
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811. You're the real dill.
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812. That phallic entrance
was everything.
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813. I mean, you're talking
about pickles,
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814. I just saw a beautiful
phallic shape walking on stage,
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815. and I loved it.
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816. That's funny, Ricky.
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817. We think that
when we see you.
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818. You've created for yourself
this little lane
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819. that is so identifiable
with Cracker.
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820. And then you reveal
this glamour.
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821. This is stu-un-ni-ing-uh.
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822. - Thank you.
- Thank you, Cracker.
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823. Shabbat shablam.
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824. Shabbat shablam, Ru.
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825. Up next, Alexis Mateo.
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826. Hi-ee.
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827. I was blown away
by your performance tonight.
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828. Oh, thank you.
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829. I never wanted it to end.
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830. You were having so much fun.
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831. Everybody wanted
to party with you.
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832. When you were on stage,
you were not alone.
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833. It was you
and all your ancestors,
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834. and I appreciated that.
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835. I'll even forgive that one-inch
heel that you have on your foot.
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836. Hey, you gonna like them,
goddamn it.
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837. I stoned them for you.
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838. Thanks, you guys.
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839. Up next, India Ferrah.
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840. You know, India, it was good
to see you in particular here,
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841. because I know
that after your season
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842. you had a very public break-up
with the art of drag.
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843. Yes. Drag stopped being fun
for a minute
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844. because I let it get to me,
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845. and I took anger
and put it on the Internet
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846. and put it on social media,
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847. and I went into
a very deep, dark hole.
Copy !req
848. Luckily, I was strong enough
to pull myself out,
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849. and I'm in a much better place.
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850. You performed tonight
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851. like somebody
who has something to prove,
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852. and I loved it.
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853. I have one word for you.
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854. - Yes?
- Hairography.
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855. - Yes!
- Ahh!
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856. - That was—
- Here, I'll get that for you.
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857. - Aah!
- There you go.
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858. - Explosive, baby.
- Thank you.
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859. Explosive.
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860. You killed every second
of this performance.
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861. I thought it was nearly perfect.
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862. Thank you.
Copy !req
863. All right, up next,
Derrick Barry.
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864. I want to compliment you first
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865. on not coming out here
and just relying on Britney.
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866. Yay
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867. - However...
- Oh.
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868. The impersonations
were not great.
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869. If you did not tell us who
they were before you did them,
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870. I might have gotten maybe two.
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871. My advice, if you separate
a little bit
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872. between character and character,
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873. it would probably allow us
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874. to kind of grasp
a little bit better.
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875. Here's what I would love
to get from you.
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876. Rather than
an impression of Britney
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877. or an impression
of 13, 14 other celebrities,
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878. I would just love
to get Derrick Barry.
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879. Who are you?
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880. What do you have to say?
Copy !req
881. All right,
up next, Mayhem Miller.
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882. Let's talk about your diction.
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883. I couldn't really understand
the words to the song,
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884. and if you can't hear
what you're saying,
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885. I'm losing the story.
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886. Okay.
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887. The entrance was very powerful,
and then it didn't take me
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888. to where I thought
you were going to take us.
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889. I was so excited
about where it was gonna go,
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890. and then when it went there,
I thought, oh,
Copy !req
891. can we go back
to where we were?
Copy !req
892. Up next, Ongina.
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893. Hi-ee.
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894. I love that you had
a whole production number
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895. in the Drag Racetheme,
and it was cute.
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896. It kind of didn't go anywhere
after you had two reveals.
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897. You're kind of
just left there, like, okay,
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898. I guess I'll just dance now.
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899. It stalled a little bit.
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900. I just got super nervous
for some reason,
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901. and that's really crazy,
because I perform.
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902. Like, I love performing.
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903. I know what kind of show
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904. I also know how nerves
can wipe that all out.
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905. I wish I could have done better.
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906. All right, ladies,
based on the judges' critiques,
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907. I've made some decisions.
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908. India Ferrah...
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909. con-drag-ulations.
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910. You're the top All Star
of the week.
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911. What?
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912. That means the world to me.
Thank you.
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913. You've won a five-day stay
in Reykjavik, Iceland,
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914. hotel and airfare included,
courtesy of Pink Iceland.
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915. Yes!
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916. Derrick Barry,
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917. Mayhem Miller,
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918. you are the bottom All Stars
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919. The rest of you are safe.
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920. You may leave the stage.
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921. Coming up...
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922. I had a bad day.
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923. All the queens get a vote.
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924. RuPaul... what the fuck?
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925. Keep me, bitch.
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926. Ru-veal yourself!
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927. Mama, the drama.
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928. Oh, shit.
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929. Oh, someone feels good!
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930. Someone feels real good
right here.
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931. Oh, they all look so delightful.
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932. Oh, bitch, I fucking did it!
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933. Now these girls
know to watch out.
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934. - Congratulations.
- Oh, my God, congratulations!
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935. Thank you.
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936. Aah!
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937. How do you feel right now?
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938. It's crazy.
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939. It's so overwhelming
and exciting.
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940. And the bottom two
is Derrick and Mayhem.
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941. I'm gonna be honest.
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942. I thought it was gonna be
Ongina and Mayhem.
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943. I was surprised, too.
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944. You guys, I don't know
what happened.
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945. I was like, okay,
I'm fucking this up.
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946. I'm just gonna do
a little shimmy here
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947. and a little shimmy there.
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948. Well, that's what happens
when you get in your head.
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949. Yeah, I know, and I've been
in my head all fucking week.
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950. But, like, an All Star
believes in themselves.
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951. - I literally did not.
- I know.
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952. I wanna talk to each of you,
if you don't mind.
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953. Yeah, I would love to.
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954. I think
I'm gonna take you first.
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955. Okay. My fate
is in the hands of India,
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956. and that's a little scary,
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957. that I might be pleading a case
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958. to a jury
that's already decided.
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959. I wanna know
why you wanna be here.
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960. I need to be here
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961. because people need to see
the fully realized queen.
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962. So my influences and my drag
is what I have to bring.
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963. Don't hide behind
the impersonations.
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964. People need to see a fiercer,
darker, dramatic Derrick.
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965. If you're gonna deliver her.
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966. - Yeah.
- Okay.
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967. I'll take that
into consideration.
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968. - Okay.
- Yeah.
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969. And congratulations.
You deserved it.
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970. I love what you said
to the judges.
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971. And knowing
that you are vulnerable
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972. is all I needed to know
that you are real.
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973. You guys know I was in
mock trial in high school,
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974. and I've been to court
many times, so...
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975. Let me tell you
about this real quick.
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976. I think I have more
than she does.
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977. I think my drag
is more well-rounded,
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978. and I'm here
and I'm ready to work.
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979. I know how magnetic you are,
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980. and I wasn't feeling
that magnetism.
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981. I wasn't feeling
being drawn in as much.
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982. I had a bad day.
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983. I still haven't decided yet,
so don't look at me.
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984. All the queens get a vote,
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985. and I don't know
what criteria they're using.
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986. All I know is
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987. I was more entertained
by Derrick's performance
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988. than I was with Mayhem's.
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989. Should she go home?
I don't know.
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990. RuPaul, what the fuck?
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991. Can you tell us why
you're the one to stay?
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992. I thought
that it was successful,
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993. and the audience was laughing.
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994. Of course, I could have slayed
it as Britney and won, but—
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995. I thought you were doing Britney
the entire time.
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996. I swear to you.
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997. I also did kind of
think that as well.
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998. You did Britney in look.
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999. Yeah, I kind of got that,
and I—
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1000. Well, that's my drag, though.
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1001. I know.
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1002. I really do feel like
if I wore this,
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1003. then I'm a version of Britney.
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1004. Toxic Britney.
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1005. If I'm wearing that,
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1006. I'm Dream Within a Dream
Britney.
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1007. What about this?
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1008. This is giving me
red carpet Britney.
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1009. Um...
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1010. Oh, I didn't wanna do that.
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1011. People are always saying,
I wanna see the real you.
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1012. Well, you're looking at it.
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1013. It's like you tell me that
you want me to be somebody else,
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1014. but you want me
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1015. from the somebody else
that I already am.
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1016. Bitch, I'm a fan of yours.
You know that.
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1017. - Thank you.
- Yeah.
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1018. But it's a hard decision
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1019. because I didn't hear
all the lyrics,
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1020. and I wanna know that
I'm not gonna see this again.
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1021. The thing is, I'm not giving up.
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1022. I wanna stay, and I feel
I deserve to stay.
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1023. Can I ask you something?
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1024. If I am ever in this position...
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1025. Okay, let's talk.
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1026. - I mean...
- Let's talk.
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1027. Would you get rid of me or...
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1028. India's presenting to me
an alliance possibly.
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1029. Hmm.
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1030. Here's the deal.
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1031. If I'm ever in that chair
and you over here,
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1032. I got you.
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1033. - Okay.
- You know what's up.
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1034. Interesting. Okay.
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1035. I came here to play,
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1036. and the more friends
you have in this game,
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1037. the longer you last.
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1038. - Keep me, bitch.
- Bitch.
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1039. Ugh, the first elimination
of the season.
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1040. Everything's different now.
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1041. This is a Ru-mocracy.
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1042. Anything can happen.
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1043. Trump is president,
chaos reigns.
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1044. Girl, this was a difficult one,
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1045. but I got to go with my guts.
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1046. I wish I could have done this
to a jackass.
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1047. I'm not going home this early,
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1048. and I think that my sisters
in the werkroom
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1049. know I have more to give.
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1050. I'm Mayhem. Duh.
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1051. Sorry, girl.
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1052. To take away someone's chance,
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1053. to pick a lipstick,
put it in there,
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1054. and possibly
send that girl home,
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1055. that's a lot of power.
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1056. But I am here
to fight for the crown,
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1057. and let's be honest here.
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1058. This has been
a long time coming.
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1059. Welcome back, ladies.
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1060. Now, to earn your place
in the Drag RaceHall of Fame,
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1061. you need to persevere,
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1062. no matter what or who
fate throws your way.
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1063. Ladies, the time has come...
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1064. to present this week's
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1065. lip sync assassin!
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1066. Oh, my God.
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1067. Who is it?
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1068. This is gonna be some T.
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1069. - Ooh.
- Oh.
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1070. Mama, the drama.
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1071. Who is this queen?
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1072. Oh, my God,
who the fuck can it be?
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1073. Who? Show me!
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1074. Ru-veal yourself!
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1075. This is crazy.
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1076. Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God.
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1077. Yay!
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1078. No way!
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1079. Yvie Oddly, Season 11 winner
of RuPaul's Drag Race.
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1080. I've seen that bitch perform.
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1081. She turns it.
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1082. Oh, my God.
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1083. But I'm ready.
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1084. Bring it on.
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1085. Ladies, Yvie holds the lipstick
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1086. of the queen that the group
has voted to go home.
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1087. Now, if Yvie wins the lip sync,
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1088. the queen on her lipstick
gets the chop.
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1089. Two queens stand before me.
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1090. India, this is your chance
to impress me,
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1091. win $10,000,
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1092. and earn the power to give one
of the bottom queens the chop.
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1093. The time has come...
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1094. to lip sync...
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1095. for your legacy!
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1096. Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
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1097. Oh!
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1098. Baby, this is a show.
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1099. Badass.
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1100. Oh, my God!
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1101. - Wow.
- Oh, my God!
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1102. - Whoo!
- I mean...
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1103. All right, ladies,
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1104. I've made my decision.
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1105. Yvie Oddly...
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1106. con-drag-ulations.
You're a winner, baby.
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1107. The $10,000 will roll over
to next week's tip.
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1108. Oh, my God.
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1109. Look, the lip sync assassin
bullshit
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1110. has just changed
this competition forever.
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1111. Pew, pew.
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1112. India, you are safe.
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1113. You may step
to the back of the stage.
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1114. Thank you so much.
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1115. Good job, India.
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1116. Yeah.
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1117. Will the bottom queens
please step forward?
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1118. With great power
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1119. Yvie, which queen
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1120. has the group chosen
to get the chop?
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1121. The group has spoken,
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1122. and the queen that they chose
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1123. Derrick Barry.
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1124. Oh.
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1125. As it is written,
so it shall be done.
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1126. Derrick, you are
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1127. Now sashay away.
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1128. Thank you.
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1129. Thanks for the opportunity
to come back.
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1130. It definitely sucks
to go home first.
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1131. I mean, because obviously,
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1132. The biggest disappointment
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1133. is I don't get to showcase
everything that I can do.
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1134. But just being here
reminded me how much I can do
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1135. and how ambitious my drive is.
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1136. And about those rules
being suspended?
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1137. Don't act like
I'm not coming back.
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1138. Con-drag-ulations, All Stars.
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1139. And remember,
if you can't love yourself,
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1140. how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?
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1141. Can I get an "amen" up in hurr?
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1142. - Amen!
- Amen!
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1143. Now let the music play.
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1144. Next time,
onAll Stars...
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1145. I voted for you to go home.
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1146. I literally was up all night.
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1147. Help me sleep.
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1148. Go to bed.
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1149. Each of you will write
your own love-sickening verse
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1150. to the smash hit I'm in Love.
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1151. I picked Hannibal Lecter.
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1152. This bitch
is into eating people?
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1153. And she's that skinny?
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1154. Oh, shit.
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1155. I love you,
but you can be difficult.
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1156. You're egotistical.
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1157. Oh, that's garbage.
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