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of $200,000.
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our Season 14 sisters.
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a hoedown throwdown
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Stagecooch.
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pool their points
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a leg up?
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aren't doing anything.
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everybody level.
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on that stage,
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around like a lasso.
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a coveted extra point.
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I want more points.
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now to make it to the final.
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Denali, Denali, Denali.
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into this couch.
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Thank you so much.
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Oh.
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- Of course.
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- Of course.
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Let me go.
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on your lyrics.
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on the dancing.
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- Love you.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
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sounds crazy right now.
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no true criteria.
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I'm fucking screaming.
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cosmetics,
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the Drag Race Hall of Fame,
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of $200,000.
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guest judge, Mayan Lopez.
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quatro puntos,
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that's crazy.
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misunderstood what I said.
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promised her nothing.
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did better than Daya.
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better than Daya to me.
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All right, girlies, come on.
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done had herses.
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- Hello.
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with TV dating shows.
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newest dating show,
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canines fighting for the love
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you'll be a Doberman
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- Of course.
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chihuahua.
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going on a two-on-one date
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who really gets around,
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a Saint Bernard.
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motherfucking Saint Bernard?
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also one boozy floozy.
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my whole life for this.
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going on a two-on-one date.
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a purebred poodle
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don't stink.
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be a Spaniel,
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support dog,
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I am excited to reveal
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by the woof-worthy star
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Zane Phillips.
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be eliminated.
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best drag queen win.
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- Me too.
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drag racing school
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pressure because,
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Ginger was mad at me,
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to work together.
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gonna happen.
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because I want us to succeed.
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you're ready to move forward.
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I apologize.
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successful in this challenge.
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Snatch Game
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going to let some drama get
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Cynthia Lee Fontaine,
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the next round together.
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for Betty was Bettie Page.
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with this character.
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tell me, tell me.
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a Latino chihuahua
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challenges on my season.
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to demonstrate my capability
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single mother with 14 puppies.
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improv experience?
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very important.
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me that I was too much.
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just enjoy it.
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listening and responding.
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this challenge
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to the semifinal.
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all the negativity
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of my mind and turn this out.
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necessarily lie in improv.
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440. So I'm going to be,
like, literally pawing
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441. at, like, everything, like—
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442. I'm a King Charles Spaniel.
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443. So British.
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444. You're going to do an accent?
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445. Oh, I'm gonna—
I'm gonna be like—
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446. Oh, this
bottle of fine wine, innit?
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447. You know, like just crazy.
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448. - Sounds like Bimini.
- Literally.
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449. My poodle show-dog girl isn't
really that much different
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450. than my actual personality.
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451. Yeah, literally.
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452. I'm a poodle.
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453. I'm a real bitch.
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454. I don't think
my shit stinks.
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455. - Yeah.
- Wait.
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456. This bitch and I
have a lot in common.
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457. But my biggest concern is
I can be a bitch all day,
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458. but I have to make
her a funny bitch
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459. because if I'm
not a funny bitch,
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460. I'm going to be going home.
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461. And nobody really likes that.
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462. I think
we're gonna really slay
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463. this fucking challenge.
- I think so too.
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464. And we're fucking tied, bitch.
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465. We are tied.
Think about it.
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466. If we win this week,
it puts one of us at 5
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467. and the other at 6.
Copy !req
468. That would put us in a really,
really solid place at the top.
Copy !req
469. But the one person that I have
my eye on in this challenge
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470. is Cucu because she does
have 4 points.
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471. And if she ends up in the top,
that could mess up our dynamic.
Copy !req
472. It all comes down
to this final challenge.
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473. I feel really confident
after my win last week.
Copy !req
474. So if I can keep
this momentum going,
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475. I can solidify my place
in the semifinals.
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476. Hi, I'm Zane.
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477. I'm gonna get you.
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478. I'm a golden retriever.
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479. I like long walks on
the beach, sniffing butts,
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480. and fried chicken.
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481. And, yeah, I'm
looking for love,
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482. not just puppy love either.
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483. I want the real deal.
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484. Welcome, Zane.
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485. Thank you.
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486. Now, tell me, what
are you hoping to find?
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487. I've got a big bone, Ru,
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488. and I think I'm ready
to give it to somebody.
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489. Oh, my goodness.
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490. Here's a little treat for you.
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491. - Oh.
- Good boy.
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492. Good boy.
- Thank you.
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493. Thank you.
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494. Are you ready
to meet our bitches?
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495. I think so, Ru.
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496. I'll call the first one now.
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497. Ooh! Oh, ow.
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498. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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499. I am so sorry, Zane.
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500. My bad, my bad.
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501. Shoot.
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502. I'm sure you already know
who I am, so it's a pleasure.
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503. I am Roodle the Poodle.
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504. I am a miniature poodle.
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505. Duh.
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506. And I'm Paws Vegas'
premier show dog.
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507. Also go by Roody.
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508. That's what my friend's friend,
owner, calls me.
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509. I'm really just here
for good PR,
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510. and to find love, of course.
Copy !req
511. I've never dated a
golden retriever before,
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512. but a couple have dated me.
Copy !req
513. I see you have a prize there.
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514. Oh, honey, hold on.
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515. Is your collar too tight?
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516. Because you look
like you're gagging.
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517. Even though I don't
hike my leg when I pee,
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518. I am ready to piss
on these other girls.
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519. This bitch bites.
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520. - Thank you, papi.
- Woof.
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521. Oh, hello, hello, hello.
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522. Hey.
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523. My name is Katiushka
Marineiro Mataburgos
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524. And I'm a slutty bitch
from the street.
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525. Mommy have to work, OK?
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526. I have a lot of kids.
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527. So I need money.
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528. And also, I'm looking
for amor, mi amor,
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529. y mucho sexo.
Copy !req
530. Look at this, baby.
Look at this.
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531. Oh, oh.
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532. Oh, she's gonna show me her—
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533. Oh, wow.
Copy !req
534. Baby, look at—
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535. Wow, your litter's
pretty fresh.
Copy !req
536. He's coming with me,
Copy !req
537. and he's going
to fall in love.
Copy !req
538. Believe me.
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539. This is your future daddy,
mis amores.
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540. - Hello.
- Hi.
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541. Who's this cutie?
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542. It's all right, babes.
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543. My name is
Danielle the Spaniel,
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544. and I'm London's premier
emotional support pup.
Copy !req
545. And I'm here looking for
emotional support of my own.
Copy !req
546. Ooh, you could be
the bangers to my mash.
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547. I know nothing about bangers.
Copy !req
548. I do know a lot about banging.
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549. Ooh.
Copy !req
550. Well, bing, bang, bong then.
Copy !req
551. I feel very calm
being near you.
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552. Well, that's good because
I'm stable as a table.
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553. Ooh.
What was that?
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554. Oh.
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555. I guess I'm a little bit
of a nervous person,
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556. but I'm here to really open up
emotionally and find love.
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557. Is somebody there?
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558. Oh. Ah.
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559. Cheerio.
- OK.
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560. Love ya.
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561. Oh, my God, Sebastian, stop.
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562. You're going to make
me spill my drink.
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563. Oh, look, you're
such a gatekeeper.
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564. Hi.
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565. Oh, my dog.
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566. I'm Ginger Mange,
originally from Jersey.
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567. The new one, not the old one.
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568. I'm a Saint Bernard,
and I am a former rescue dog.
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569. What's in there, Ginger?
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570. - Brandy.
- Brandy?
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571. By brandy, I mean
the alcohol, not the singer.
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572. But can I ask you,
have you ever—
Copy !req
573. Have I ever?
Copy !req
574. Now, my tactic for winning
over the Golden Bitchelor
Copy !req
575. is to just get him
really, really drunk.
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576. And we'll be together forever.
Copy !req
577. Woof!
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578. Oh, I like it
when you get crazy.
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579. You ain't seen nothing yet.
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580. Oh, I've seen it all.
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581. And I've smelt it too.
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582. Well, well, well.
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583. Hi.
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584. Is it true you
don't have a master?
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585. I don't see a tag.
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586. My master calls me—
Dot Come!
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587. And I am a very obedient girl.
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588. Do you know how to—sit!
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589. That is so good.
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590. I am here to find my soulmate,
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591. someone who will sit
and who will also listen,
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592. someone to go outside potty
in the grass.
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593. You may go play now.
Copy !req
594. Bye-bye.
Copy !req
595. Dear Lord of the dogs,
please let him be hot.
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596. Amen.
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597. He is hot!
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598. My name is
Marta Maria Del Valle
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599. de Las Flores Rivera
Martinez de Alendongo,
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600. but you can call me Maria.
Copy !req
601. I've never been
with a dog before.
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602. Maybe one of these days
you can teach me to pray.
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603. It's happening!
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604. My perfect mate have
to be spiritual
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605. because I'm a very
spiritual person.
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606. And also teach me
the ways of the intimacy.
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607. Go on.
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608. Oh!
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609. Bye!
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610. - Hi, Zane.
- Hi.
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611. You know, they say
all dogs go to heaven.
Copy !req
612. But tonight it's heaven
right here on Earth.
Copy !req
613. Are you ready for
your two-on-one dates?
Copy !req
614. Ruff.
Copy !req
615. Well, Maria, Dot,
I want to thank you
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616. so much for being here today.
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617. I love the outdoors.
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618. So today, I thought we could
just be in the park and play.
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619. What are your favorite
things to play with, Maria?
Copy !req
620. Play with the ball.
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621. You know, the stick.
Copy !req
622. Oh, there's got to be
sticks around here somewhere.
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623. Oh, yes, I know.
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624. Ooh.
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625. Oh, Lord, forgive me.
- Is it under there?
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626. Well, what about you, Dot?
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627. I'm not allowed to do
anything unless I'm told
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628. properly to—get the stick!
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629. Oh.
Copy !req
630. Wait a minute.
Copy !req
631. You're famous.
Copy !req
632. You're the burrito dog!
Copy !req
633. Right?
Copy !req
634. From the TV.
Copy !req
635. I'm not that dog.
Copy !req
636. And it wasn't a burrito.
Copy !req
637. It was a chalupa!
Copy !req
638. Oh.
Copy !req
639. There seems to be
another crazy bitch
Copy !req
640. on the other side of my man.
Copy !req
641. I don't like sharing
with anyone else.
Copy !req
642. I hear she was neutered.
Copy !req
643. Ladies, ladies, ladies.
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644. Oh, sorry.
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645. Oh, you're so tense.
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646. Yeah, yeah.
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647. I've been—I've been playing
catch every morning, so—
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648. Yeah? Oh, poor thing.
Copy !req
649. My date is going
so far, so good.
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650. It's a holy,
spiritual connection.
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651. Oh, that's a squirrel.
Copy !req
652. I have a couple presents
that I wanted to give you.
Copy !req
653. Ooh, I like presents!
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654. Oh, my God!
Copy !req
655. I love it.
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656. Will you share
this with me, please?
Copy !req
657. - Oh, yeah.
- Let's share.
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658. Love is in the air.
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659. I can smell it.
Copy !req
660. And some pee.
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661. Well, there's nothing more that
I love than a spaghetti dinner.
Copy !req
662. So I thought this would be
a great way for us
Copy !req
663. to get to know each other
a little bit more.
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664. Yes, papi, of course.
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665. Look at you.
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666. Should we make a toast?
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667. Sure.
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668. I don't have any bread.
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669. Here's to the future, right?
Copy !req
670. A future where we can—
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671. Wait, let me put
the children down.
Copy !req
672. Here's to the future.
Copy !req
673. The future.
Copy !req
674. Cheers.
Copy !req
675. Well, I gotta say,
K-K-Kantushka—
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676. Katiushka.
Copy !req
677. I don't quite know if
I'm ready to be a stepdad.
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678. You might be his dad.
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679. He looks like you look.
Look.
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680. Oh, look at you.
Copy !req
681. You find your daddy.
Copy !req
682. So you're not ready
to be a stepfather,
Copy !req
683. but what about
a 12-step father?
Copy !req
684. Would they call
that a sponsor or—
Copy !req
685. I don't know.
Copy !req
686. Legally, I'm required
to find one.
Copy !req
687. I have a court-ordered
therapist tell me
Copy !req
688. that I have to find
somebody to be
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689. with me at all times now.
Yeah.
Copy !req
690. I have this weird neurological
thing where I just—
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691. I black out every time
I drink a lot.
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692. It's weird.
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693. Can I get, uh, three, um,
vodka stingers over here?
Copy !req
694. Oh, wait, that's rude.
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695. Do you want anything as well?
Copy !req
696. Let me just get to know
you guys a little bit more.
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697. Oh, yeah.
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698. What is your favorite
kind of toy, Katiushka?
Copy !req
699. My favorite kind
of toy is, like, dildos.
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700. Dildos.
Copy !req
701. You know dildos?
Copy !req
702. - That's that pickle bread.
- Yeah.
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703. The dill dough.
Copy !req
704. When I'm in the street,
I love dildos.
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705. Wow.
Copy !req
706. My date is going so well.
Copy !req
707. Oh, my God, Zane is so hot.
Copy !req
708. So we have a big banana.
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709. Wait, wait, wait, Ginger,
I'm noticing
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710. in your meatball hand
that you have a—a ring.
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711. It's a NuvaRing.
Copy !req
712. It keeps me from—
from getting pregnant.
Copy !req
713. - Well, both of you—
- Sorry.
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714. Are so lovely.
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715. This gives me a lot
to think about.
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716. But this looks really good.
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717. Did you want to—
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718. Oh, let's do this together.
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719. Oh, shh, shh.
Copy !req
720. My childrens are here.
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721. Actually, can
I have all this?
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722. Oh, my God, that pasta's great.
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723. That's a vodka sauce.
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724. I'm even hungrier now.
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725. Would you, Katuishka?
- I'm down.
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726. Mommy is doing her work.
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727. Mmm.
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728. We have a connection, papi.
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729. Yeah, that was hot.
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730. - Mi amor.
- Oh, yeah.
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731. I really like her.
Copy !req
732. And her breath smells terrible.
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733. I think it could be a match.
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734. Is that a—is that a rat?
Copy !req
735. Hi, ladies.
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736. Thank you so much
for joining me today.
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737. In my mind, cleanliness
is next to dogliness.
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738. So I thought we could
all take a bath.
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739. - Wait.
- Hold up.
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740. Is this a flea bath?
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741. Have you been tested?
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742. In the last six months?
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743. I mean, you can never
really be too sure.
Copy !req
744. Ruffvada.
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745. Des-bone-y.
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746. Neutered.
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747. So tell me more about this
beautiful fur color you have.
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748. Is that something
you were born with?
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749. No, I have just
a fabulous stylist.
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750. You might know him—Paw Roach.
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751. It's gorgeous.
Copy !req
752. You really look stunning.
Copy !req
753. Thank you.
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754. I appreciate that.
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755. But it's kind of sexy, too.
Copy !req
756. Oh, what am I saying?
- So you agree?
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757. You think I'm really sexy?
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758. Yes.
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759. The date's going really well.
Copy !req
760. I feel great energy between
not just the two of us,
Copy !req
761. but, actually,
the three of us.
Copy !req
762. I've never really skedoodled
with a poodle before,
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763. but maybe it's time
to switch out
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764. that sausage roll
for muffin flops.
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765. Do you work out regularly?
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766. It appears so.
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767. Sure does.
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768. Well, I—
Copy !req
769. I've been known to catch
a football in my time.
Copy !req
770. OK, with your mouth
or with your hands?
Copy !req
771. Arms. Paws.
Copy !req
772. - So, Danielle—
- Yes?
Copy !req
773. you're an
emotional support dog.
Copy !req
774. Well, I also tend
to need a bit
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775. more emotional support myself.
Copy !req
776. Where do you like to be pet?
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777. How can I help you relax?
- Oh.
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778. Well, I really like to be pet
on the back of my ears.
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779. That's where it really
feels—ooh, ooh.
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780. Right here?
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781. Oh, yeah, that's—
that's everything.
Copy !req
782. And what about you, Roody?
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783. Do you like to be pet?
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784. Oh, wow.
Copy !req
785. You both are so flexible.
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786. Yes, we're—
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787. - Marking our territory.
- Marking my territory.
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788. Oh, OK.
Copy !req
789. Oh, not in the—
not in the pool.
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790. Please, please, not in the tub.
Ugh.
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791. All I can say is, bow wow wow.
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792. Oh.
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793. Meow.
Copy !req
794. After all this action,
I could really use a nap.
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795. Ah!
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796. Ooh.
Copy !req
797. I like her.
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798. I like Danielle the Spaniel.
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799. And I don't say that
about a bunch of bitches.
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800. The more I get to know her,
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801. the more I'm thinking,
fuck the dog,
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802. I'm going to get me a bitch.
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803. So is this a good time
Copy !req
804. to tell you both
that I have worms?
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805. It's time to find out
which lucky bitch is
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806. going to get Zane's big bone.
Copy !req
807. Well, ladies, you're
all pick of the litter.
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808. But one of you really
got my tail wagging,
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809. if you know what I mean.
Copy !req
810. The pooch I want to give
my big bone to is—
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811. Wait a minute.
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812. What was that?
Copy !req
813. I think that was a—
squirrel!
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814. A squirrel?
Find the squirrel.
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815. The squirrel.
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816. Get the squirrel!
Copy !req
817. Oh, I need that squirrel.
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818. Oh.
Copy !req
819. No, no, Zane.
Copy !req
820. No, Zane.
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821. Don't—don't go.
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822. No running away.
You're not—
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823. No.
Sorry, Ru.
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824. You gotta hold this.
- What?
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825. Alone with a bone,
story of my life.
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826. Until next time, have your
pets spayed and neutered.
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827. Good night, everybody,
from "The Golden Bitchelor."
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828. The squirrel!
It's a squirrel!
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829. Oh, it's a squirrel.
Copy !req
830. It's a squirrel!
It's a squirrel!
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831. Runway Funday.
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832. Do you want to see
my choo choo?
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833. Hi, girls.
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834. Pew, pew.
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835. Who needs to see it
when you can smell it?
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836. Today, we're
gonna find out what
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837. these judges think
of our pawformances
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838. in The Golden Bitchelor.
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839. Eh? Eh?
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840. Our last day.
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841. The challenges are done.
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842. I am at the top of
the pack with 6 points.
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843. But I've seen how
all of this can change
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844. in the blink of an eye.
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845. And this is
my fourth time here.
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846. Wouldn't it be
embarrassing if I don't
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847. make it to the semifinals?
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848. I swear for God, thou shalt
put me in the toppeth two-eth,
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849. please-eth, and thank you-eth.
Copy !req
850. Acid, what about you, baby?
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851. How do you feel
about the challenge?
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852. I feel—great!
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853. - You had funny-ass moments.
- You were funny.
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854. I was like, wait a minute,
Acid's kind of eating.
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855. Yeah, and she looked
cool as shit.
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856. - That's all that matters.
- Yeah.
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857. Acid did phenomenal.
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858. I think we were one
of the strongest duos
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859. on this Maxi challenge
performance.
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860. And I'm happy for that because
we both want those points.
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861. I've been doing
a little math.
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862. The points, I mean,
they seem like there's
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863. a big difference
between the girls,
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864. but there's not exactly.
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865. I'd like to throw out there,
I won $20,000,
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866. and I am not opposed
to buying points.
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867. - LOL.
- Oh.
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868. Oh, she's campaigning.
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869. Well, well, well, well, well.
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870. I will pay you
$10,000 right now.
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871. I think we're all
a little nervous.
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872. Everybody did really well.
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873. And the judges could
reward whomever.
Copy !req
874. And that's kind of scary
because I haven't been playing,
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875. like, a
friendship-type game here.
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876. And if I happen
to be in the bottom,
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877. I'm not sure if I have
anybody's support.
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878. Do you think anybody's going
to try to pull a stunt today?
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879. You know, I don't know.
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880. I hope not.
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881. I hope people recognize
the hard work
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882. that everyone's been doing,
but also stay true to words
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883. that they've said.
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884. I am feeling a little frazzled
Copy !req
885. because I am tied with Denali
for third place.
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886. And, to be honest,
I don't think I should
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887. even be in this position.
Copy !req
888. Alyssa, I'm gonna bring
you into this conversation
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889. just because this
is part of us.
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890. I'm hearing.
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891. - Yes.
- Yeah.
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892. Hallelujah.
Copy !req
893. So I hold truth behind words.
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894. You have the right to play the
game however you want to play.
Copy !req
895. But my trust is a little
shattered with you.
Copy !req
896. I'm playing fair,
in my perspective.
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897. Technically, if you're
just gonna go by, like,
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898. points or, like, standing—
Copy !req
899. - Yeah, you were in the top.
- I would have been—
Copy !req
900. at least on a scale,
I would have been
Copy !req
901. like 1 point more
on the scale, but I hope—
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902. You were in the top because
the judges decide that.
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903. In my opinion, Cynthia and I—
Copy !req
904. But that's not what you
said in "Untucked," though.
Copy !req
905. That's not what you said.
Copy !req
906. I just want to be able to
know that I can trust you.
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907. And I don't know
if I can do that.
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908. Points matter to me.
Copy !req
909. This matters matter to me.
- Points matter for all of us.
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910. It does.
It does.
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911. But I already gave
my point to Cynthia
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912. because she deserved that too.
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913. I understand that,
but I want you to understand
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914. why I'm frustrated.
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915. You were not true
to your word last week.
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916. It is frustrating
because points matter.
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917. My God.
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918. Daya, you need to stop, please.
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919. I think she's not mad at me.
Copy !req
920. She is mad that Cynthia
right now is
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921. in second place and not her.
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922. Mi amor, don't
take it out on me.
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923. Cynthia, Mama.
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924. Yeah?
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925. I just want to
let you know, like,
Copy !req
926. all of just the conversation
that I've been having
Copy !req
927. with Alyssa and stuff,
it's not because I don't
Copy !req
928. think you deserve points.
Copy !req
929. Please don't ever think
it's because of that reason
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930. because—that's why
I gave you my points.
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931. She's telling that
she deserves it.
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932. But that's not the point
I'm making, girl.
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933. That's not the point
I'm making.
Copy !req
934. But the point I'm making is—
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935. Just stop being
dramatic, baby.
Copy !req
936. Girl, I don't think you're
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937. understanding what
I'm trying to say.
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938. Start doing your makeup, please.
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939. Shut up.
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940. The girls are
starting to crack.
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941. She's so upset.
Copy !req
942. I'm not upset.
Copy !req
943. I just want you to understand
why I was upset to begin with.
Copy !req
944. Are you happy
with your 3 points?
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945. I would be happy
with an extra point.
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946. And I would have had that
last week if you would have
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947. been true to your word, girl.
Copy !req
948. Uh-oh, here it comes.
Copy !req
949. Coño!
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950. Everybody duck.
Copy !req
951. The tension is real.
Copy !req
952. Shut up for you.
- Ah!
Copy !req
953. - Shut up for you.
- Ah!
Copy !req
954. - For you too.
- Ah.
Copy !req
955. There's just only three spots
to advance to the semifinals.
Copy !req
956. And all my sisters,
all these perras,
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957. they want to dance here.
Copy !req
958. So this is gonna
be a fierce fight.
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959. Right on the shoulders,
if you could.
Copy !req
960. - Oh, yeah.
- Oh, oh.
Copy !req
961. Oh, yeah. Ahh.
Copy !req
962. Walk.
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963. Welcome to the main stage
Copy !req
964. of "RuPaul's Drag Race
Tournament of All Stars."
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965. My top dog, Michelle Visage.
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966. Ru, I didn't come to play.
Copy !req
967. I came to spay and neuter.
Copy !req
968. She's one classy Lassie.
Copy !req
969. It's Ts Madison.
Copy !req
970. Hey, Ru.
Copy !req
971. Can I pitch you a new show?
- Sure.
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972. It's called "Doggy Style."
Copy !req
973. And I'm not talking
about fashion.
Copy !req
974. Ooh.
Copy !req
975. Coming soon to
Bow Wow Presents Plus.
Copy !req
976. And she's always best
in show, Mayan Lopez.
Copy !req
977. Hello, my love.
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978. Nice to see you again, Ru.
Copy !req
979. Although, I think you
mean beast in show.
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980. Beast.
Copy !req
981. This week, we challenged
our All Stars
Copy !req
982. to unleash their improv skills
in The Golden Bitchelor.
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983. And tonight on the runway,
category is Paper Dolls.
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984. All Stars, start your engines.
Copy !req
985. And may the best
drag queen win.
Copy !req
986. The category is Paper Dolls.
Copy !req
987. Up first, Alyssa Hunter.
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988. I heard she's a tricera-top.
Copy !req
989. I'm wearing something
that represents
Copy !req
990. my island, Puerto Rico.
Copy !req
991. It's called el vejigante.
Copy !req
992. It is a mask that is made
by newspaper.
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993. And we use this mask
for carnivals.
Copy !req
994. It's very traditional.
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995. Are those bulldaggers?
Copy !req
996. It's heavy as fuck.
Copy !req
997. But, baby, I don't care
because I feel like a goddess
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998. in this costume.
Copy !req
999. I like her show.
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1000. I think I'm going to tape it.
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1001. Next, Ginger Minj.
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1002. To queef or not to queef?
Copy !req
1003. That is the question.
Copy !req
1004. This is probably
my favorite runway outfit
Copy !req
1005. I've ever worn
in my entire life.
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1006. This combines
all of the elements
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1007. of who Ginger Minj is.
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1008. I've heard
of pearl necklaces,
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1009. but a pearl headband?
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1010. It's costumey.
Copy !req
1011. It's couture.
Copy !req
1012. It's made out
of Shakespearean plays.
Copy !req
1013. I heard she does love
a good ream—of paper.
Copy !req
1014. Up next, Denali.
Copy !req
1015. Don't look now,
but somebody's behind you.
Copy !req
1016. I am walking in the most
incredible paper recreation
Copy !req
1017. of analebrije, which is
a Mexican folk spirit animal.
Copy !req
1018. How much for just one wing?
Copy !req
1019. And I wanted to dedicate
it to my drag family,
Copy !req
1020. which is the Fox family.
Copy !req
1021. And I feel really proud to
represent my heritage in it.
Copy !req
1022. I don't know about you,
but I don't give a flying fox.
Copy !req
1023. Shall we fox now
or fox later?
Copy !req
1024. Daya Betty.
Copy !req
1025. Ooh, someone needs
to hydrate.
Copy !req
1026. Oh, diabolical.
Copy !req
1027. Growing up, I really
didn't play with dolls.
Copy !req
1028. It was not really
a thing in my house.
Copy !req
1029. My doll, as a child, was bugs.
Copy !req
1030. Mm. She really tips
the scales.
Copy !req
1031. In this look, the shells
that are covering me
Copy !req
1032. head to toe are made of paper.
Copy !req
1033. I feel equal parts
glamour and freaky.
Copy !req
1034. And that is the world
that Daya Betty brings.
Copy !req
1035. She likes to use
an "arma-dildo."
Copy !req
1036. - Michelle.
- Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
1037. Up next, Acid Betty.
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1038. I knew it.
Copy !req
1039. She does get her hair frosted.
Copy !req
1040. I am wearing
head-to-toe paper,
Copy !req
1041. Marie Antoinette realness.
Copy !req
1042. She's letting out
a "Ver-sigh."
Copy !req
1043. I am telling a little
story about the patriarchy.
Copy !req
1044. The front of me is beautiful.
Copy !req
1045. And everything is
getting along great
Copy !req
1046. because the patriarchy is
in control.
Copy !req
1047. And in reality, it's,
no, fight the power.
Copy !req
1048. We shall eat the rich.
Copy !req
1049. Oh, she's here
to light this bitch up.
Copy !req
1050. OK.
Copy !req
1051. Up next,
Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
Copy !req
1052. You've heard of blue balls.
Copy !req
1053. My paper doll look,
I call it Remission Fiesta
Copy !req
1054. because I'm celebrating
my liver cancer remission.
Copy !req
1055. It's color green
for liver cancer awareness.
Copy !req
1056. And this is my moment
to celebrate
Copy !req
1057. something so important
and so personal in my life.
Copy !req
1058. Don't stand next
to an open flame.
Copy !req
1059. Welcome, Queens.
Copy !req
1060. "Tournament of All Stars" rules
are in full effect.
Copy !req
1061. Tonight, I will name the
top two All Stars of the week.
Copy !req
1062. And each will receive 2 points.
Copy !req
1063. Then the top two will lip sync
for their chance
Copy !req
1064. to win $10,000
and one extra point.
Copy !req
1065. This is the last week
of your bracket.
Copy !req
1066. Tonight, the top three queens
with the most points will
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1067. continue on to the semifinals
Copy !req
1068. and the chance to win
a grand prize of $200,000.
Copy !req
1069. Wow.
Copy !req
1070. Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.
Copy !req
1071. First up, Alyssa Hunter.
Copy !req
1072. This, tonight on the runway,
is fantastic.
Copy !req
1073. This is gorgeous.
This is different.
Copy !req
1074. This is daring.
This is edgy.
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1075. This is paper.
Copy !req
1076. I love just seeing all the
little details, the bracelets.
Copy !req
1077. This is beautiful.
This is avant-garde.
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1078. - Gracias.
- De nada.
Copy !req
1079. In the challenge,
looking at you in the costume
Copy !req
1080. was cute, but there
were only a couple
Copy !req
1081. of moments for me that lasted.
Copy !req
1082. I think the hard part
in this improv is sustaining.
Copy !req
1083. So you have a big banana?
Copy !req
1084. It's like,
once you get there,
Copy !req
1085. you got to hold it and make us
laugh without falling behind.
Copy !req
1086. I think I lost
you a little bit.
Copy !req
1087. Up next, Ginger Minj.
Copy !req
1088. Ginger, improv
is your wheelhouse.
Copy !req
1089. Like, it was just coming
to you so fast.
Copy !req
1090. You and Zane really
had great chemistry.
Copy !req
1091. I think you played
off of each other.
Copy !req
1092. You were present,
and you were listening.
Copy !req
1093. What about a 12-step father?
Copy !req
1094. And that made all the jokes
you came up with work.
Copy !req
1095. It was so exciting to watch.
Copy !req
1096. OK, so this look, I want
to do a PSA to camera.
Copy !req
1097. Marie Antoinette and things
from that ilk can stop now!
Copy !req
1098. We've seen it all.
Copy !req
1099. However, I love that you put
critical books on display here,
Copy !req
1100. especially when books are
under fire for us right now.
Copy !req
1101. Every single piece
of paper you see,
Copy !req
1102. I typed it out by hand.
Copy !req
1103. I found every scene that dealt
with cross-dressing
Copy !req
1104. or drag or anything like that.
Copy !req
1105. And so it really just
kind of tells my story.
Copy !req
1106. - Really good.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
1107. Up next, Denali.
Copy !req
1108. I love this.
Copy !req
1109. I'm Mexican and Cuban myself.
Copy !req
1110. And so it's just
really beautiful
Copy !req
1111. that you're incorporating
the culture into these looks.
Copy !req
1112. I love the whole look.
It's fantastic.
Copy !req
1113. Thank you.
Copy !req
1114. You were an emotional
support animal.
Copy !req
1115. And, like, you're
the therapist type of—
Copy !req
1116. very funny.
- Right.
Copy !req
1117. I wanted more of that—
- OK.
Copy !req
1118. Because, like, you switched
to, like, nervous Nelly.
Copy !req
1119. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
1120. - And that confused me.
- Totally.
Copy !req
1121. You did sort of do a shift
Copy !req
1122. once you got
into the flea bath.
Copy !req
1123. - Right.
- But it was a good shift.
Copy !req
1124. It was the shift that
needed to happen.
Copy !req
1125. - Thank you.
- We was just a little confused
Copy !req
1126. earlier on
of what you were doing.
Copy !req
1127. - I understand.
- Yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
1128. But it's very funny.
Thank you.
Copy !req
1129. Up next, Daya Betty.
Copy !req
1130. I feel like I got
your character
Copy !req
1131. before you even said a word.
Copy !req
1132. You really gave the scene
a great energy.
Copy !req
1133. I absolutely loved it.
Copy !req
1134. I loved watching
you become her.
Copy !req
1135. We knew what you were
doing when you walked in.
Copy !req
1136. It was magical.
Copy !req
1137. The characterization
was really good.
Copy !req
1138. I think it was a good night
for you, honestly.
Copy !req
1139. I thought you did
really, really well.
Copy !req
1140. All of this is amazing,
like, from head to toe,
Copy !req
1141. makeup, horns, everything.
Copy !req
1142. I was like, child,
this is the way I'm
Copy !req
1143. going to hell, just like that.
Copy !req
1144. Up next, Acid Betty.
Copy !req
1145. You know what?
Despite my hatred of—
Copy !req
1146. it's not hatred.
I love it.
Copy !req
1147. - Your disclaimer.
- But no shame.
Copy !req
1148. Because you know what?
Copy !req
1149. The fact that this is all paper
is out of control.
Copy !req
1150. And you deserve the A-plus
that comes with it.
Copy !req
1151. Thank you.
Copy !req
1152. So you got to play
a Doberman Pinscher.
Copy !req
1153. And, Betty, I was
really proud of you.
Copy !req
1154. Thank you.
Copy !req
1155. I thought what
you did was smart.
Copy !req
1156. I thought you looked great.
Copy !req
1157. And you made me laugh because
you stuck with your character.
Copy !req
1158. Can I say that every
time you said "sit" I—
Copy !req
1159. I took a seat in my chair,
like, every single time.
Copy !req
1160. I was just in the moment,
like, watching you,
Copy !req
1161. and it was amazing.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
1162. Up next,
Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
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1163. Cucu.
Copy !req
1164. I was like, I get
to finally say that.
Copy !req
1165. I loved the clear
point of view.
Copy !req
1166. You had some—some really
good moments in there.
Copy !req
1167. You know, you did break
the improv rule where you said,
Copy !req
1168. no, I'm not
the fast food chihuahua.
Copy !req
1169. And it wasn't a burrito.
Copy !req
1170. It was a chalupa!
Copy !req
1171. But then you saved it and
turned it around with being
Copy !req
1172. like, it was a chalupa,
you know?
Copy !req
1173. Like, you made that your own.
Copy !req
1174. I laughed from the time
I saw you to the end.
Copy !req
1175. I wanted to see more of you.
Copy !req
1176. But, girl, this is a no.
Copy !req
1177. You wrapped some balls
around your waist,
Copy !req
1178. and then you put
this paper over here.
Copy !req
1179. You should have rethought that.
Copy !req
1180. At this level of creativity,
if you look amongst the stage,
Copy !req
1181. it just is too simple.
Copy !req
1182. Thank you, All Stars.
Copy !req
1183. I think we've heard enough.
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1184. While you untuck backstage,
Copy !req
1185. the judges and I will
deliberate.
Copy !req
1186. Oh, and one last detail.
Copy !req
1187. Uh-oh.
Copy !req
1188. This week's bottom four
queens must give away
Copy !req
1189. their MVQ points
on the main stage
Copy !req
1190. immediately following
the final lip sync.
Copy !req
1191. - OK.
- Oof.
Copy !req
1192. You may leave the stage.
Copy !req
1193. All right, now,
Copy !req
1194. just between us squirrel
friends, what do you think?
Copy !req
1195. I think Alyssa Hunter
was really strong
Copy !req
1196. when she first came in,
Copy !req
1197. but then she kind of
faded away for me.
Copy !req
1198. I don't think she
knew where to go.
Copy !req
1199. Even when they were
on the date,
Copy !req
1200. you can kind of see that
Zane went to Ginger first.
Copy !req
1201. Yeah, she wasn't listening
enough to Zane.
Copy !req
1202. All right, let's talk about
her scene partner, Ginger.
Copy !req
1203. Listen, we've seen all
those other skinny bitches.
Copy !req
1204. That Saint Bernard came
in and ran them down.
Copy !req
1205. OK.
Copy !req
1206. The way that she volleyed
off of Zane, it was amazing.
Copy !req
1207. You know,
even little mannerisms,
Copy !req
1208. like putting the meatball
in the drink,
Copy !req
1209. and just how she was sitting,
Copy !req
1210. I understood this woman.
Copy !req
1211. Ginger has years
of experience,
Copy !req
1212. and it all showed tonight.
Copy !req
1213. Denali, her character
was adorable.
Copy !req
1214. It was fun.
Copy !req
1215. But it was too kind of
all over the place for me.
Copy !req
1216. By the time she
got to the hot tub,
Copy !req
1217. she was able to have more fun.
Copy !req
1218. - Mm-hmm.
- She came to life there.
Copy !req
1219. With Daya, she did great.
Copy !req
1220. She was the character.
Copy !req
1221. It was really, really good.
Copy !req
1222. I think Daya Betty's
got such star quality.
Copy !req
1223. On the runway, that
was absolutely stellar.
Copy !req
1224. I'm just really proud
of her growth
Copy !req
1225. and who she is as a drag queen.
Copy !req
1226. I love being able to see
the evolution of Acid Betty.
Copy !req
1227. This look tonight, I think she
absolutely looked beautiful.
Copy !req
1228. In your challenge, if you
can tell your partner to sit,
Copy !req
1229. and I sit, you got control
and command over me.
Copy !req
1230. Now, I was a little confused
because she was a dominatrix
Copy !req
1231. and then she was submissive.
Copy !req
1232. So I didn't necessarily laugh,
Copy !req
1233. but she has certainly evolved
since she was here last.
Copy !req
1234. I enjoyed Cucu in
The Golden Bitchelor.
Copy !req
1235. I thought her character
was fun.
Copy !req
1236. Like the constant,
"I've never been
Copy !req
1237. with a dog before,"
it was—
Copy !req
1238. stuff like that was so funny.
Copy !req
1239. Now, what's forgettable?
Copy !req
1240. Those green balls and stuff.
Copy !req
1241. I was like, girl, no.
Copy !req
1242. - Exactly.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1243. Listen, execution
is everything.
Copy !req
1244. And it was—
it looked cheap.
Copy !req
1245. - Yeah.
- All right, silence.
Copy !req
1246. I have made my decision.
Copy !req
1247. Bring back my All Stars.
Copy !req
1248. - Your bitches?
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
1249. Welcome back, All Stars.
Copy !req
1250. Based on your
Golden Bitchelor performances
Copy !req
1251. and your Paper Dolls
runway presentation,
Copy !req
1252. I've made some decisions.
Copy !req
1253. The top two All Stars
of the week are...
Copy !req
1254. Ginger Minj.
Copy !req
1255. And Daya Betty.
Copy !req
1256. Yay!
Copy !req
1257. - Oh, God.
- Congrats.
Copy !req
1258. Congratulations.
Copy !req
1259. Condragulations.
Copy !req
1260. You've each earned 2 points.
Copy !req
1261. The rest of you may step
to the back of the stage.
Copy !req
1262. Break a leg.
Copy !req
1263. Slay your game, bitch.
Slay your game.
Copy !req
1264. Ginger, Daya,
Copy !req
1265. this week,
you both bow-wow-wowed us.
Copy !req
1266. But, tonight, there
can only be one winner.
Copy !req
1267. Two All Stars stand before me.
Copy !req
1268. Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress me,
Copy !req
1269. win $10,000, and earn
a coveted extra point
Copy !req
1270. in the
"Tournament of All Stars."
Copy !req
1271. The time has come for you
Copy !req
1272. to Lip Sync for Your Legacy!
Copy !req
1273. Me and Ginger have
been here before.
Copy !req
1274. And I know how sickening of
a lip syncer that Ginger is,
Copy !req
1275. but this extra point
will secure
Copy !req
1276. my spot in the semifinals.
Copy !req
1277. So Betty is going all out.
Copy !req
1278. Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
Copy !req
1279. Ginger is, once again,
owning the stage
Copy !req
1280. with her presence.
Copy !req
1281. And Daya, she's got moves.
Copy !req
1282. You can feel that they both
want to take home the prize.
Copy !req
1283. - Whoo!
- Hey!
Copy !req
1284. Yes!
Copy !req
1285. - Whoo!
- Yeah, girlie!
Copy !req
1286. Whoo!
Copy !req
1287. All Stars,
I've made my decision.
Copy !req
1288. Daya Betty, condragulations.
Copy !req
1289. You're a winner.
Copy !req
1290. You've won a cash tip
of $10,000.
Copy !req
1291. And you've earned
an extra point.
Copy !req
1292. Condragulations.
Copy !req
1293. Good job, girlie.
Copy !req
1294. Thank you all so, so much.
Copy !req
1295. Cynthia, Denali,
Alyssa, and Acid Betty,
Copy !req
1296. please step forward.
Copy !req
1297. Bottom four,
it's time for you
Copy !req
1298. to give your MVQ point
to the All Star you believe
Copy !req
1299. is the Most Valuable Queen
of the Week.
Copy !req
1300. Choose wisely because
your MVQ point could
Copy !req
1301. determine which queens advance
to the semifinals.
Copy !req
1302. In the event of a tie,
I will choose who moves
Copy !req
1303. forward to the semifinals.
Copy !req
1304. The current scores are
Ginger with 8 points,
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1305. Daya Betty with 6 points.
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1306. Cynthia Lee Fontaine
has 4 points.
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1307. Denali has 3 points.
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1308. Alyssa Hunter and Acid Betty
both have 1 point.
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1309. Queens, write down
the name of your MVQ now.
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1310. Daya and Ginger already
have two of the three spots
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1311. to go to the semifinal.
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1312. And right now,
I have the third spot.
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1313. But Denali is very close
to me on points.
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1314. Lord have mercy.
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1315. Lipsticks down.
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1316. Cynthia, which queen
gets your MVQ point?
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1317. Acid Betty is my sister.
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1318. I love her so much.
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1319. But, Alyssa, that's
my baby niece, you know?
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1320. So it's very difficult.
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1321. Queen that I choose is amazing.
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1322. It's a queen that'll make
a country super proud.
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1323. Alyssa.
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1324. That takes Alyssa
to 2 points.
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1325. You deserve it.
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1326. Denali.
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1327. Who do you give
your MVQ point to?
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1328. The queen that I chose
is somebody
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1329. that I grew up loving
and respecting.
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1330. And even though she drives me
the fuck nuts,
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1331. the queen that I chose...
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1332. is Acid.
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1333. I love you.
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1334. That takes Acid Betty
to 2 points.
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1335. Wow.
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1336. I wasn't expecting it.
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1337. Thank you so much, Denali.
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1338. Alyssa Hunter,
who gets your MVQ point?
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1339. I've been playing
this game based
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1340. on who is the best overall.
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1341. And Cynthia is my sister,
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1342. but her look was not
the best tonight.
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1343. I cannot do this.
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1344. It's OK, mami.
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1345. It's OK.
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1346. Sorry, Cucu,
but I choose Denali.
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1347. It's OK.
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1348. You made the right choice.
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1349. Denali is first.
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1350. That takes Denali's total
to 4 points.
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1351. So right now,
Denali and Cynthia are tied
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1352. for third place
with 4 points each.
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1353. Acid Betty, who gets
your MVQ point?
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1354. Oh, my God.
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1355. I am the one to decide
who wins and who loses.
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1356. But it fucking sucks
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1357. because I'm literally
going to crush
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1358. somebody's dreams right now.
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1359. I feel like I've
kind of been driving
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1360. the crazy train—
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1361. With these points and how
we were gonna give them away.
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1362. I came here with
one of my sisters.
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1363. And she deserves
a chance to fight.
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1364. She beat cancer.
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1365. She makes everyone happy.
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1366. My vote is for Cucu,
Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
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1367. I want her to win
this motherfucker.
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1368. - All right.
- Ahh!
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1369. I love you!
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1370. That means Cynthia
now has 5 points.
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1371. I love you.
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1372. I love you too.
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1373. Kai kai for Cucu.
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1374. And I promise to you I'm
going to burn that green dress.
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1375. Bitches better
look out because I'm
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1376. going to be designing
for Cynthia in the next round.
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1377. Thank you.
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1378. All Stars, all the points for
this bracket have been awarded,
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1379. which means Ginger Minj,
Daya Betty,
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1380. and Cynthia Lee Fontaine,
condragulations,
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1381. you are advancing
to the semifinals.
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1382. I'm gonna fight for you.
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1383. Denali, Alyssa Hunter,
and Acid Betty,
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1384. all is not lost.
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1385. You still have a chance
to reenter the competition.
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1386. Yes!
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1387. Prior to the grand finale,
each of our regular judges
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1388. will choose one
eliminated All Star
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1389. to be entered into
the Wild Card Lottery.
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1390. Randomly, one All Star
will be selected to compete
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1391. in the final Lip Sync
Smackdown for the Crown...
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1392. and the chance to win $200,000.
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1393. Wow.
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1394. Gag.
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1395. Now, to our viewers, tune in
next week for the semifinals,
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1396. when the top three All Stars
from each bracket return
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1397. to set this
competition on fire.
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1398. Thank you, All Stars.
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1399. And remember,
if you can't love yourself,
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1400. how the hell are you gonna
love somebody else?
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1401. Can I get an amen up in here?
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1402. Amen.
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1403. All right, now
let the music play.
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1404. Yes.
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1405. Honey, one of us
from Bracket 3,
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1406. we're taking the crown.
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1407. I can guarantee you that.
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1408. I don't think these other
brackets are going to know
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1409. what hit them when we show up.
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1410. Bitches,
you better watch out
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1411. 'cause me and the chanclaare
conquering the world.
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1412. Next time on the
"Tournament of All Stars."
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1413. Welcome back, semifinalists.
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1414. One of you will sashay away.
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1415. The semifinal bracket is
in full effect.
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1416. This is not the same game
anymore.
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1417. Honestly, start
the sabotage now.
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1418. Let's go wake it up.
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1419. Ginger.
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1420. Can you come here, babe?
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1421. Bitch, you have no chill.
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1422. I think you're
just gonna flop.
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1423. Bitch, if you think
you're that girl, show me.
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1424. It's time for the "Tournament
of All Stars" Snatch Game.
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1425. I didn't realize
you could smell that.
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1426. Is that shade?
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1427. I can't wait to see
how this turns out.
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