1. This season on
the Tournament of All Stars,
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brackets for a chance
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of $200,000.
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competed in the second
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6. of three episodes.
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7. You're giving me your point.
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you're giving Jorgeous
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10. Here, Ms. Bruce.
Keep it in the family.
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11. Jorgeous, I'm going to go
ahead and swap with you, honey.
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we're keeping the Brooks
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not really related,
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- I love you, sister.
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17. Period.
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18. I was bullied into giving
my point to Mistress.
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19. You're just going to fully
fuck your friend over?
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in "Drag Race" herstory,
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21. we're going to have
ourselves a rapping roast.
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22. Say I do put you last.
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point to throw around.
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to throw that point?
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I could definitely
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29. - Do you want some?
- Yes, please.
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30. It'll cost you a point.
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31. Now.
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32. Lydia and I are flirting
with some sort of alliance.
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to it, and Lydia and I
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34. were in the position
where she could give
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36. Jorgeous.
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37. Your lyrics
were 10 out of 10.
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You're so good.
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40. You ate.
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of the week
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and Jorgeous.
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43. Condragulations.
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44. You've each earned two points.
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45. Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me,
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46. win $10,000, and earn
a coveted extra point.
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47. Jorgeous,
Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
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48. We have a tie.
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49. Oh, my God!
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50. You've earned
a half point each.
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I'll let you decide
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deserves your MVQ points.
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53. Oh!
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54. Why, yes!
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55. That looks a bit
uglier than last week.
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left, and I still
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at least one or two points
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of my sisters to have
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if I see a double zero
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63. This is probably my last time
being able to do this,
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to gift me some points
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carry on through the thing,
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68. There's only three spots,
and I wasn't too happy
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because I believe that people
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71. So it's anyone's game,
and right now, it's not.
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72. You know, they're leaps
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74. Honey, last week, points were
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to make sure everybody has
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of these points.
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queens, how are y'all going
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79. We can easily
pass it between us.
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80. - Yeah.
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little munchkins,
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82. Mistress and Jorgeous—
they ain't giving
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time to right that wrong.
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85. Well, well, well.
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86. Yes!
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87. Well, hello, divas!
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88. Congratulations!
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89. Look at your
shiny new badges.
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90. Congratulations.
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91. Thank you.
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92. I finally won
a fucking roast.
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me and Mistress
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perfectly,
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96. the way that God intended it,
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97. because we are tied
for first place,
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98. and I'm so close
to that semifinal round.
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99. I just feel it in my bones.
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about the MVQ badges.
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101. Yes.
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102. And what is the consensus
on the badges?
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103. We're not giving y'all none.
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104. I think we're going to try to
even things out a little bit.
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105. Here's the thing.
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conversation with Lydia,
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an understanding
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to help each other out.
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109. But if you're
becoming a Brooks,
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110. I guess that means you're
not too trustworthy.
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111. Let me hold your hand.
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113. So it is completely
impossible to predict
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115. OK, I'm going to
make it for last week,
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116. and I'm going to
give it to Ms. Colby,
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117. because that's what
my plan was last week,
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118. and I got intercepted
and lied to and deceived.
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119. It won't happen again.
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120. Should I go next?
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121. Kerri, I think you should
gag and give it to me.
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gag reflex, but I
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supposed to give it to you.
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she wants with it.
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129. Girl, what? I thought y'all
were splitting it even.
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130. No, it's—
we're not doing your stuff.
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131. She's doing what
she wants, honey.
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132. You know what?
I'm good with my decisions.
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135. I'm on the board.
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do what you're going
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you'll be holding your own.
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140. Upon lots of deliberation
in my own mind,
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141. I'm going to give my
point to Kerri Colby.
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142. Thank you.
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143. What the fuck?
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144. And I apologize to anyone
who I did not give it to.
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145. This is fucking bullshit.
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146. These girls must be
really scared of me.
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out of that ceremony
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149. Now Tina's hot.
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150. No, I'm not hot.
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151. There's a game being played,
and that's fine.
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152. The fact that
Lydia did me dirty
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153. is not something I saw coming.
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have zero now.
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155. That's great.
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156. - OK.
- We're all on the board.
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157. I think Jorgeous and I
are in the lead with 4.5.
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159. Oh, my God,
she's on our ass, sister.
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160. Tina and I are tied for two.
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on my way to winning.
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this foolishness.
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appreciate you, baby.
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171. I cannot imagine
Tina's happy with me.
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to give her a point,
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and then she would
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175. I am trying to win at the end
of the day, and it is a game.
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play a little dirty.
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177. Oh, honey, guard is up.
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Tina Burner.
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180. I just got knocked
out of the top three.
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it is Jorgeous,
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in the top next week
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in the bottom.
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each other a point.
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187. They're little cockroaches.
I'm going to stomp on 'em.
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different than week one.
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189. Yeah, baby.
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190. I'm just not blind.
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192. I'm going to stomp you out.
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194. I have a point!
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cosmetics,
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198. a coveted spot in the
"Drag Race" Hall of Fame,
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199. and a cash prize of $200,000.
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Adam Shankman.
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201. Good morning!
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202. Pressure is getting worse.
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203. This is our last week.
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204. Final week, we're walking
into the Werk Room,
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205. and I am number one
with my one point.
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I'm on the board.
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like Kerri fucked you
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209. No.
Like I said, I'm number one.
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I'm the only one.
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a deal with Kerri,
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in my feelings about it.
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214. I'm more in my feelings about
not getting the points from Ru.
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into a rap challenge.
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217. The cactus was sickening.
- Yes, I know.
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point because she deserved it.
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uplift each other, especially
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that chance to play the game.
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I didn't see it coming,
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just change how I feel
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227. - Wait, let me finish talking.
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Tournament of Champions,
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of Alliances.
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have a fair fight.
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it was a personal blow.
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not to personally
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237. But, like, at the end of
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strategy against you.
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me, because you didn't give me
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that I'd be—you'd be
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because y'all both told me
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were going to pull
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and Nicole.
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No, Tina did.
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Don't even try it.
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if you want the real tea,
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the same shit
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Darling, don't even.
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No, no, no! Exactly.
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think about it.
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the same thing we did to them.
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zero points, that means they
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a little white lie,
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- It was Tina.
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sit—you're going
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them lie in front of me?
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set-in-stone plan that we had.
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this conversation.
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Right on time.
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disrespect you like that.
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done had herses.
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- Hi, Mother.
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if you choose to accept it,
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in your trunk...
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get you, mothertucker.
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314. Good morning.
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was a baby drag queen,
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like "Shaft,"Foxy Brown,"
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a low-budget dragsploitation
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I've made several many sequels.
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320. And now it's time
for the next chapter.
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of All Stars Maxi Challenge,
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in the movie Rusical
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I'll be reprising
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superfly superspy Starrbooty.
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these new characters,
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Sister Syndicate—
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to cast the roles.
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337. Now, remember, this is
the last week of your bracket.
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to the semifinals for each
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340. So don't hold nothing back.
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start your engines,
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the best drag queen win.
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- Yes!
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this fair, ladies?
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so one would hope so, right?
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- Yes.
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Maxi Challenge,
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in the movie Rusical
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collaborate with Ru,
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really turn it out.
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on the "Starrbooty" legacy.
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along the original
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IMDb page, girl.
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is Miss Coffee,
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of the operation.
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of the operation.
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beauty of the operation.
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last week, my game plan
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are the fool together.
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367. Kerri, Nicole, and Tina
have to be in a group.
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368. Because when you mix all
those ingredients together,
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be a recipe for disaster.
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370. And then next is
the agents of PUSS.
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371. Foxy, she's the
villainous head of PUSS.
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373. And Pam, she's the sadist
who loves to bring the pain.
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and I need to be
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charge in this competition,
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a sickening team.
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to be Foxy for sure.
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in for my little—
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- I definitely want to be Pam.
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- I love Pam for you.
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be flipping and twirling
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yeah, yeah, yeah.
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386. Girl, I'm feeling Moxy,
so that works out perfect.
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so all three of us?
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to be the agents of PUSS.
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- Oh.
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Not going to lie.
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the beauty of the operation—
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trying to take
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to play a game.
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going to make Mistress less
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opens up more space
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on really annihilating
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could do all that?
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like that would be hilarious.
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no butch body drag.
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Tina in that role.
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you're such a monster.
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Coffee on that one?
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Take this.
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- Wow.
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just how I wanted them.
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the mind of a mastermind,
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really concerning.
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being the heroes and not
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- I mean, what do you think?
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will be ours!
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going on today?
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mind games from the start.
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You know what I mean?
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ever going to end.
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that they are the villains,
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- It's appropriate.
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is villainous.
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434. I don't know.
- That's so villainous.
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435. She's villainy.
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436. And, you know.
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437. Sister.
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438. That's perfect!
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439. I feel like
it's assassin-like.
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440. That's why I was thinking Moxy.
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441. We're all villains, and I feel
really excited about that.
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442. My last Rusical,
I had to play an animal,
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443. and I had to be
goofy and weird.
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444. So now I'm really excited
that I just get to be...
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445. pew, pew, pew, pew!
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446. Yeah.
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447. Hey, baby.
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448. You lonely tonight?
- Oh, shit, hold up.
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449. You ahead of me.
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450. Oh, you are clocked in.
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451. Hey, baby!
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452. The PUSS squad has
kidnapped RuPaul,
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453. and we are going to save her.
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454. Kind of Charlie's Angels-esque,
you know,
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455. undercover prostitution whores.
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456. You l-l-l-l-l-lonely tonight?
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457. You're next, Tea.
Are we not doing this?
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458. Are we not rehearsing?
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459. No, no, I was letting
you get some options out.
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460. I don't know if it
was possible to rehearse
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461. with all of that.
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462. I haven't done
a Rusical yet,
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463. but I know
that I can sell Coffee.
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464. A loud, obnoxious
hooker on the corner—
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465. I mean, sounds like me.
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466. This bitch's pussy
turns into sunshine when
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467. you throw it into the air.
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468. Am I allowed to ad-lib?
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469. And even though I am not a
dancer, I'm so underestimated.
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470. All I got to do is, like,
not fall off the stage
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471. and I could be
in the top this week.
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472. Do what you need to do.
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473. I'm going to do
what I need to do.
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474. I'll get their attention
and you trick 'em.
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475. I'm going to trick 'em, baby.
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476. You know, I already see
the other group crumbling.
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477. They're going at it.
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478. Girl, literally.
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479. - Here's the tea.
- Yeah.
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480. What happened has happened
in these last couple weeks.
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481. I don't like what's
going on, but I think
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482. I put my guard
down a little bit.
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483. Now my guard is up,
and I'm ready to fight.
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484. It's the last challenge,
so I'm just
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485. going to fight tooth
and nail to show
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486. these people what I got.
- Facts are facts.
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487. Facts are facts.
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488. All right,
all right, all right.
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489. Hello. Hello.
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490. - Hello.
- Hi, Leland.
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491. - Hey.
- Oh, my goodness.
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492. It's time for the vocal
recording session with Leland,
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493. and honestly, I am so excited.
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494. I'm Leland, your composer,
and this is Gabe, producer.
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495. Hi.
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496. We are so excited to dive in
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497. and do
"the Rebooty."
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498. - Yes.
- Yes, we're excited.
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499. I was part of
"The Rusical!"
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500. on season 15, and honestly,
I feel like that was yet
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501. another win I was robbed of.
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502. So I'm excited
to outdo myself,
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503. because I know I can act.
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504. I feel like I'm
a really great performer.
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505. I check every box.
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506. Testes.
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507. How do you feel
going into this?
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508. I'm excited.
I mean, I don't sing.
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509. I mean, the first time
I did anything like this
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510. was last week when
we did the rap challenge,
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511. and I think I did really well.
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512. In this moment,
you are a pop star.
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513. OK. You got the autotune
over there, right?
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514. 1, 2, 3, 4.
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515. I would go...
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516. I feel like the one
note I'm not going
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517. to have to give you is higher.
- OK, yeah.
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518. 'Cause you're going there
on your own.
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519. You're going there on your own.
Copy !req
520. All right, Mariah.
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521. Bitch, am I Whitney Houston
and Eminem?
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522. Boom, kapow!
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523. You killed it.
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524. I believe you—
I mean thank you.
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525. - You are playing Tea.
- Yeah.
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526. The brawns of the operation,
the brute strength.
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527. And I see it.
- Baby, I was born this way.
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528. I'm the linebacker in a dress, honey.
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529. I'm the one
who brings the heat.
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530. It's kind of who I am.
- Yes.
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531. The character is there.
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532. That's really great.
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533. The last time
I did a Rusical, baby,
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534. they put me in the bottom.
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535. You stopped lip-syncing
before you died.
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536. It was unlike you.
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537. But, baby,
theater is my life.
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538. So, like, this challenge
is a great opportunity
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539. for me to get the points
I need for the semifinals.
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540. Great.
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541. I would think about if there's
a way to insert a little bit
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542. of comedy into this.
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543. I think I can pull
something monstrous out.
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544. OK.
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545. Being funny is not my comfort
zone when it comes to music,
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546. but this is the last
opportunity to make it
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547. on to the next round.
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548. So safe is out of the window.
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549. Gotta bring the...
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550. Feminine top out of me.
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551. There it is.
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552. I feel like I just saw
the character come to life.
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553. - There she was, huh?
- There she is.
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554. Wham, bam, hey, Miss Pam.
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555. Hello, Leland.
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556. What do you know about Pam?
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557. All I know is she's a
nasty bitch who's so seducing
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558. and just, you know,
just disgusting.
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559. I won the All Stars 9 Rusical
by being
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560. a fully realized character.
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561. I need to make sure
that I do that again.
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562. Because if I'm
in the top this week,
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563. I finalize my spot
for the next round.
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564. My name is Pam,
and pain is my pleasure.
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565. OK, great, but can you give
me a little bit of an upper
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566. register of—my name's Pam.
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567. My name's Pam.
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568. To me, that's really nice.
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569. Is that my mom?
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570. Mother?
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571. My name is Pam,
and pain is my pleasure.
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572. Torture and torment
beyond all measure.
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573. Yes, yes.
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574. OK, who am I?
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575. Oh!
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576. Come on, Pam.
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577. Swag.
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578. I just want you
to take it past the point
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579. of where you feel a little,
like, out of your comfort zone.
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580. OK.
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581. To me, that tone
felt really right.
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582. I think you tapped into it.
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583. OK.
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584. Everybody, go to sleep.
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585. Why is she
boring me to death?
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586. I'm over here yawning
the house down.
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587. Girl, I cannot stop yawning.
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588. I had already told myself
no matter what she did,
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589. I was just going
to fall asleep.
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590. I'm just terrorizing her.
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591. I would just give
a little bit more volume.
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592. Can you start me off
a little bit earlier?
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593. Yeah.
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594. Wake me up when she's done.
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595. How did you feel
about that one?
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596. I felt all of them were good.
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597. OK.
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598. Yeah. Sure.
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599. Ooh!
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600. Leland seems
to agree with me.
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601. I'm in my sabotage era.
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602. Let's try it again.
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603. Just so we're clear,
there's actually
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604. a lot of dancing in this.
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605. Like, this is like,
everybody's dancing
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606. and everybody has equal parts.
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607. This is part of RuPaul's
"Starrbooty" legacy,
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608. and we have to deliver.
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609. OK, here we go.
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610. 1, 2, 3, and 4.
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611. This is my first time
working with Adam,
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612. and honestly, I'm really
excited to be working with him,
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613. because I'm that girl
when it comes to choreo.
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614. Y'all know this.
Y'all know this.
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615. Here we go.
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616. Down, ba, ba, ba.
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617. Ee, ee!
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618. Ball change, hit, bam.
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619. Open, hit, hit.
Great.
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620. - Yes.
- Go out.
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621. - She's got it.
- Yeah.
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622. Yeah.
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623. I feel like this
challenge is mine.
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624. 5, 6, 7, whip.
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625. Muscles, gotta be nice.
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626. Can't lick the puss.
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627. No, no, no.
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628. I got it, I got it, I got it.
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629. Adam is giving us full-on
dancer choreography.
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630. Ba, ba, ball change.
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631. Hit—you really hate that
ball change, don't you?
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632. He's a little bit
intimidating when he's
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633. giving you all the pointers.
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634. Together, open.
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635. - And then down.
- No, no, no. Ha!
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636. You want my pussy
open or closed?
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637. Closed.
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638. Mistress looks like she
is a little uncomfortable.
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639. You're just kind of
moving through everything.
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640. We'll have to work on getting
you into these positions
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641. in a more aggressive way.
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642. Yeah, let me go 100%.
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643. It's because I like to take
my choreo,
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644. like, a little, like, slowly.
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645. I understand.
We'll keep it real.
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646. - Yeah, let me go 100%.
- Here we go.
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647. Can't lick the puss, ba, ba.
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648. Uh, uh.
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649. Da. Hit, hit, muscle.
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650. I can boogie, but I
am not a dancing queen.
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651. 7, uh, uh, uh, uh—
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652. Ooh.
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653. - Uh, uh.
- Are you there?
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654. I don't know.
I'm figuring it out.
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655. Lydia is sort of
questioning all of her moves.
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656. Hit, hit. Down.
- Oh.
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657. So I need to get her
to give over to this
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658. "I'm a villain" energy.
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659. Because if she's
questioning herself,
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660. it won't go well for her.
Copy !req
661. So you are whores.
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662. - On the weekends.
- Right.
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663. - Yeah.
- Prostitutes.
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664. So this number
for you guys is
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665. all about giving
a lot of hooker,
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666. badass,
Charlie's Angels energy.
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667. OK?
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668. 5, 6, and 7, 8.
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669. We are living.
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670. Here we go.
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671. And 5, 6, and 7, and 8.
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672. All right, that's good.
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673. Kerri Colby is a great mover.
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674. She's giving that super
empowered femininity.
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675. 3, 4, 5, 6.
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676. OK, Tina.
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677. You're really
stomping right now.
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678. It's feeling a little NFL.
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679. Oh, my God.
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680. But Tina Burner is not
exactly giving full woman.
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681. She's the burly one.
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682. Yeah.
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683. The character, the character.
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684. It's like Shrek, you know?
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685. When we're doing
synchronized dancing,
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686. I just want to make sure
that they all really look
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687. good together.
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688. Let me see you just
keep doing this.
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689. Uh, uh, uh.
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690. What's the struggle bus, babe?
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691. So step on your right leg.
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692. Leg.
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693. - Panic, panic, panic.
- I'm gonna do it.
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694. No, I'm fine.
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695. This is my relaxed face.
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696. That's it? Oh, work.
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697. Love her to death, but Nicole
is fucking up my gig.
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698. This is the first slap.
This way, right?
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699. You're just literally—
it's just right, left, right,
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700. left, right, left, walking.
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701. Like, how much more
simpler can simple get?
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702. 1, 2, 3...
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703. - Oy-yi-yi.
- 4.
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704. And then I'm like—
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705. No, that's where—
that's where the problem is.
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706. - That's the problem, isn't it?
- Yeah.
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707. My God, Kerri, Nicole,
and Tina are a complete mess.
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708. I see my plan is working
exactly as I needed it to.
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709. Uh, uh.
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710. I'm dancing.
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711. We're going to have to
work on it and get it.
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712. We got to move on.
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713. We got—OK.
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714. I'm number one!
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715. Oh, my God, the last day!
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716. Oh, my gosh.
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717. - Last chance, ladies.
- Girl.
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718. We are going to the final
performance of the bracket.
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719. And, girl,
I'm feeling so confident
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720. going into this performance,
because I practiced
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721. my ass off for this number.
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722. Oh!
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723. I'm sick of these hos.
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724. You think we're going to
make some money tonight?
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725. - Of course.
- I would like to make 10,000.
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726. I am.
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727. I would like to
make 10,000, honey.
Copy !req
728. I want to get a good
client with a $10,000 tip.
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729. As a whole, I am
nervous for our team,
Copy !req
730. but I am confident
with my choreography.
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731. And this is my last time
to earn some points,
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732. so I gotta make sure I shine.
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733. Baby, all bets are off.
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734. I am bringing it to the stage.
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735. Lydia, who do you think is
the weakest from our group?
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736. We don't have
a weak link, baby.
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737. You're supposed
to be being honest.
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738. I am being honest.
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739. You don't have to lie
because you're afraid of her.
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740. The choreo was very
hard for me to pick up,
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741. but now that I've had
some time to practice,
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742. I'm ready to bring the PUSS.
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743. Can everyone say—
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744. OK, let's—let's all say,
if we're in the bottom,
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745. who we would consider
giving our point to.
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746. No matter what,
you and Jorgeous are giving
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747. your points away first, so.
- Yeah.
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748. That's that shit
I'm talking about.
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749. Girl, we gotta win.
- You gotta win out.
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750. - Because they're at us.
- OK.
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751. I'm done.
I'm over it.
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752. Look at her, look at her.
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753. She's smiling, she's smiling.
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754. I'm smiling because it's
just the gaslight of it all.
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755. Like, we all know Mistress.
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756. We all know what she does.
- See?
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757. And we all know
Jorgeous, and we've
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758. seen how they play the game.
- Y'all bitches don't know me.
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759. Y'all don't know me.
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760. We all know that
I was the one—
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761. you know, I was the one
sitting there.
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762. Let's sew that dress.
Let's do that.
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763. I'm not here to sell
my girls under the bus.
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764. When it skips like that
on, like, stretched fabric
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765. like this, what is the tea?
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766. Let me see it.
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767. But that's why
you were sewing
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768. the dress, because
you wanted to appease
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769. her to get her point.
- Nice try.
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770. - Tina, don't—Tina just...
- Nice try, baby.
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771. - Paint that mug.
- Nice try.
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772. Paint that mug.
Girl, paint that mug.
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773. You're exhausting me.
Exhausting me.
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774. You call it MVQ points—
most valuable queen.
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775. But the bracket
that I'm in,
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776. it's MVA,
most valuable alliance.
Copy !req
777. We are back in high school
with bratty little bitches
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778. stirring up some shit.
Copy !req
779. And that's OK, honey,
because I'm a grown-ass man,
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780. and I'm going to play fair.
Copy !req
781. Because I want to leave
this competition
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782. with my head held high.
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783. Let me be the first
to just tell everyone,
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784. playing fair 100% of the time
does not get you shit.
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785. All the girls who are
in positions of power
Copy !req
786. be fucking people over.
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787. Yes, ma'am.
That's just the tea.
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788. Girl, 'cause right now—
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789. right now, if we would
have split it evenly,
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790. we'll be fucking
going through it.
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791. Some of these
girls are taking
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792. this competition so personally,
and it's not that serious.
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793. Have you seen "All Stars"?
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794. Mama Ru puts
a game in front of me,
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795. bitch, I'm doing
anything to win that
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796. $200,000 and that crown, OK?
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797. I'll be honest and say
that y'all are being messy.
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798. I don't think I've ever
been that gagged before.
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799. And neither one of them
have given you a point, right?
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800. They are supposed
to give me points,
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801. but they were in the top,
so I'm still giving them
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802. the opportunity to do their big
one and be women of their word.
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803. Got you, we got you.
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804. If I do not win
tonight, I think
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805. my only hope for
getting a point is going
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806. to be dependent on Kerri.
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807. Kerri, what are you going
to do with your point?
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808. You know what?
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809. I would consider giving
a point to anyone in the moment
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810. when they need it,
and you're not off the table.
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811. - Aw.
- Aw.
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812. That's sweet.
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813. I love Kerri.
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814. Yes, I love Kerri too.
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815. It feels kind of silly,
because I kind of
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816. did fuck her over
the first week,
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817. but I really meant it.
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818. If I had a point
to give to her,
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819. I would give her
the point, because I
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820. would obviously make right on
what I said and what I did.
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821. I feel like Texas queens
are always supreme.
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822. Like, Texas girls always
just wear the outfit.
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823. We're a different
kind of breed.
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824. Is that, like, inbred?
Copy !req
825. Oh, my God!
Copy !req
826. Welcome to the main
stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race"
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827. Tournament of All Stars.
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828. She's sitting
on a secret agent—
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829. Michelle Visage.
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830. Now, Michelle,
do you have a spy name?
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831. Ooh, they call me Mr. Tits.
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832. All right, Ms. Areola Jones.
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833. And my undercover brother,
Carson Kressley.
Copy !req
834. Carson, do you have a spy name?
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835. Well, I was going to use
Lydia Butthole Kollins,
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836. but apparently, that's taken.
Copy !req
837. So now it's just Brown Eye,
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838. as in Brown Eye
for the Straight Guy.
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839. From the bowels of the
Pentagon, Adam Shankman.
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840. My code name
is Dick, Dick Fister,
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841. but that's Mr. Fister
if you're nasty.
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842. My goodness!
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843. Where are you people from?
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844. The bowels of the Pentagon,
apparently
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845. Yes, clearly.
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846. This week, we challenged
our queens to sing
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847. and dance
their padded asses off
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848. in "the Rebooty."
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849. All Stars,
start your engines,
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850. and may
the best drag queen win.
Copy !req
851. Supermodel and
secret agent Starrbooty
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852. is working undercover
at the club to bust
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853. the evil agents of PUSS.
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854. Holy hairspray!
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855. Starrbooty's been kidnapped!
Copy !req
856. Meanwhile, Starrbooty's
Booty Squad is working
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857. undercover as prostitutes.
Copy !req
858. Hey, baby.
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859. Are you lonely tonight?
Copy !req
860. You want some company?
Copy !req
861. I'm your favorite hooker's
favorite hooker.
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862. So what are you
in the mood for?
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863. Coffee?
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864. Tea?
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865. Or Mimi?
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866. Ooh, girl,
you got a booty call!
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867. Booty Squad,
I've been kidnapped
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868. by the agents of PUSS.
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869. They're demanding
a sickening supply
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870. of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,
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871. plus a grand ransom
of $200 million.
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872. Pay up, or I'm kaput.
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873. Something's not right here.
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874. Wait a minute.
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875. Zoom in on them hands!
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876. She's tapping out a code!
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877. What's she saying?
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878. Two pieces and a biscuit,
sweet tea,
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879. and a side
of curly fries?
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880. But that's her
lunch order at...
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881. Chaka Khan Chicken Shack!
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882. She's being
held captive there!
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883. Hurry!
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884. We've got to rescue her
before it's too late!
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885. But do we have time
for one more chorus?
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886. Honey, always!
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887. Meanwhile, the agents
of PUSS have Starrbooty
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888. under lock and key
in the basement
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889. of the Chaka Khan
Chicken Shack.
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890. You better let me out.
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891. Let me out, suckers!
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892. You better open up this box.
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893. Now that we've
captured Starrbooty,
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894. world domination will be ours!
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895. You'll never get
away with this!
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896. Zip it!
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897. You DICs know too much!
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898. Um, we prefer to be
called by our full name...
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899. Dangerous Instigators
of Chaos.
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900. Shut up, DIC!
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901. First, we get the money,
then you and Starrbooty
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902. are up for elimination!
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903. We are the agents
of PUSS,
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904. Powerful Underground
Sister Syndicate.
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905. And, baby, you can't
lick the PUSS.
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906. Well, if it isn't
the agents of PUSS.
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907. Let's get 'em, ladies!
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908. She's gone!
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909. Surprise, surprise!
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910. I was never in danger.
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911. I just needed you
to see that when
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912. Booty, PUSS, and DIC
work together, ooh,
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913. there ain't nothing
we can't do.
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914. Good job, mothertuckers.
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915. Starrbooty out.
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916. You know,
Starrbooty is right.
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917. We shouldn't fight
amongst ourselves.
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918. The true forces
of evil are the ones
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919. that try to separate us.
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920. I think there's one
thing Booty, PUSS,
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921. and DIC can all agree on.
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922. Any hole is a goal.
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923. Category is Wild, Wild West.
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924. Up first, Nicole Paige Brooks.
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925. It's Nicole Thee Stallion.
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926. This look is
Nicole Paige Brooks
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927. as a carnival ride.
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928. Save a horse,
ride a drag queen.
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929. I am wearing
my Pink Pony-inspired,
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930. slash
RuPaul Met Gala illusion.
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931. You want a ride?
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932. Hop on.
Giddyup!
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933. Look at the rump
on that filly.
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934. Yeah, well, I hear
she's looking
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935. for a stable relationship.
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936. Up next, Tina Burner.
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937. Yee-whore!
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938. That's putting
a hat on a hat.
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939. Mm-hmm.
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940. Yee-haw!
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941. I am serving vintage
Wonder Woman if she
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942. went to the Wild, Wild West.
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943. This really roped me in.
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944. - Mm-hmm.
- Uh-huh.
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945. I know if you look closely,
baby, you could see the stars,
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946. the ropes wrapped around my
body like I've been lassoed.
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947. And it is art.
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948. Leather mommy.
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949. I got my dark hair on,
and I love people to see
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950. this different side of me.
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951. That gave me wood.
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952. From the great state
of Texas, Kerri Colby.
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953. I don't know if that top
can Texas hold 'em.
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954. This look is
my interpretation
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955. of being completely dripping
and soaking wet
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956. but also dry.
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957. I'm owning my Texas heritage
and my history,
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958. and I look fucking stunning.
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959. Remember the Alamo,
she better don't.
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960. Up next, from
the great state of Texas,
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961. Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
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962. Fire in the hole.
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963. Which hole?
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964. All of them.
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965. I need to show Tina Burner
how to actually
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966. turn it and burn it.
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967. This is how you
wear flames, honey.
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968. She is such a flamer.
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969. This just encapsulates
everything that Mistress is—
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970. over the top.
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971. It's a little bit campy.
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972. It looks sickening.
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973. It's shiny, and I'm giving you
high Texas glam, honey.
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974. She's got reservations
at the Breast Western.
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975. Up next,
Lydia Butthole Kollins.
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976. And I've got
a real beef with this.
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977. - Yeah.
- Do you?
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978. Evening, ma'am.
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979. And welcome to my saloon.
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980. The boys call her Longhorn.
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981. Yeah.
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982. I have these cartoonishly
wide cowskin chaps.
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983. I have a longhorn-inspired
hat on with tons of chains
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984. and fringe and frills.
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985. Oh!
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986. There's ropes.
There's a lasso.
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987. OK, Corral.
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988. Come on.
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989. The only thing
missing from my look
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990. is Bugs Bunny and Road Runner
running around.
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991. Well, apparently,
she's from Oklahomo.
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992. Yes!
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993. Up next from
the great state of Texas,
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994. Jorgeous.
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995. Ooh!
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996. - Come on, Miss Kitty!
- Yes!
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997. Meow!
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998. Girl, I wanted
to give saloon girl down.
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999. I wanted to give head bitch
of the Gapey Saloon, bitch.
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1000. I want to be
the head bitch in charge.
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1001. You know?
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1002. With all these hos
and prostitutes in my saloon.
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1003. You know what I mean?
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1004. - You heard of Starrbooty?
- Uh-huh.
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1005. That's Starrtitty.
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1006. Oh.
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1007. Starrbooty's cousin.
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1008. Once removed.
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1009. Yeah.
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1010. Welcome, queens.
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1011. Tournament of All Star
rules are in full effect.
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1012. Now, tonight I'll name the
top two All Stars of the week,
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1013. and they will receive
two points each.
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1014. Then the top two will lip sync
for their chance to win
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1015. $10,000 and one extra point.
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1016. Now, remember, this is
the last week of this bracket.
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1017. Tonight the top three queens
with the most points will
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1018. continue on to our Tournament
of All Stars semifinals
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1019. and the chance to win $200,000.
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1020. in the final Lip Sync Smackdown
for the Crown.
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1021. Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.
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1022. First up, Nicole Paige Brooks.
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1023. Nicole, I've never
seen anything like this
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1024. ever in my entire life.
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1025. You literally did everything
opposite of right.
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1026. And I think that that
needs some rewarding...
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1027. I do too.
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1028. Because that
is extraordinary.
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1029. There is a rhythm, and you
did not find the rhythm.
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1030. If that's not
your strong suit,
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1031. you have to figure out
ways where you can distract
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1032. the viewer and razzle-dazzle us
and look confident and sell it.
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1033. That's showbiz.
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1034. This look—I mean, this
is a home run for me.
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1035. It's clever.
It's chic.
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1036. It's very campy, very drag.
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1037. I love every stitch of it.
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1038. Oh, thank you.
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1039. Up next, Tina Burner.
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1040. This look is fantastic.
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1041. I love how sculptural it is.
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1042. It looks like it could
be some kind of runway
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1043. piece from, like, Moschino.
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1044. I'm living for it.
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1045. In the Rusical, you stomped.
You ate.
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1046. You did everything
that was asked of you.
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1047. And you were adding
to the scene
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1048. in a way that wasn't
taking away from your sisters.
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1049. You hit everything that
you were supposed to hit.
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1050. But for some reason,
I kept losing you, Tina,
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1051. because some people
stood out more.
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1052. But it was fantastic
work that you do.
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1053. Up next, Kerri Colby.
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1054. That hat—it's like
a modern art piece to me.
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1055. Mama, those, like,
dangly little chains coming
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1056. off of there and the jewels—
so great.
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1057. I'm a little bit nitpicky,
but, you know,
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1058. this is an All Stars thing.
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1059. The shape of the hat
just comes across
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1060. as a little square
across the top line,
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1061. but overall, it's really
beautiful, ethereal.
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1062. Judging by
watching you, I don't
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1063. think you're the choreo queen,
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1064. but it was so smart,
what you did,
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1065. because you were literally
stealing the show.
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1066. You couldn't not watch you.
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1067. Your recording of your
voice was hysterical.
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1068. I'm your favorite hooker's
favorite hooker.
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1069. It was so articulated.
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1070. Just—it was fantastic.
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1071. I could see you doing
voice-overs for animated stuff.
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1072. - Thank you.
- It was really, really good.
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1073. Up next,
Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
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1074. In the performance,
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1075. you attacked it hard,
and I love when you do that.
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1076. I love that hairy costume
situation you had.
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1077. It looked beautiful
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1078. with the hair that you had
on your head.
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1079. My one point that I
wanted to bring to you—
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1080. I don't know if it was
because of the costume,
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1081. but you kind of didn't extend
enough on the movements,
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1082. and it made it look like you
were not giving it your all.
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1083. I love this hat.
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1084. I love how it's detailed
underneath the brim.
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1085. I love the shape of it.
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1086. I think it's so smart
how there's
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1087. a lot of curves going on here,
and that really works.
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1088. Thank you.
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1089. Up next,
Lydia Butthole Kollins.
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1090. Evening, ma'am.
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1091. This is fantastic.
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1092. I absolutely love this.
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1093. It's quirky like you are.
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1094. Did you make it?
- Yes, I did.
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1095. - Yeah.
- It's so cool.
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1096. The rope detail down
the pant leg—all of those
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1097. are fantastic.
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1098. It is so rotten and wrong.
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1099. It's so weird.
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1100. I just—I love it. I love it.
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1101. You had some of the more
difficult choreo—
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1102. walking across the chairs,
doing the lift,
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1103. all those things.
Copy !req
1104. You definitely nailed
the technicality of it.
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1105. I could see, as I was
giving you material,
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1106. you had this, oh, God,
look in your eyes.
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1107. And then you never said no.
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1108. You just went for it.
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1109. I loved your acting.
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1110. I thought that this was
a great night for you.
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1111. Up next, Jorgeous.
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1112. You had this little side
mouth thing that you did.
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1113. Yes!
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1114. You went,
first we get the money,
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1115. and then—
it just made me laugh.
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1116. Jorgeous, it was just
spectacular watching you do it.
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1117. This tonight
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1118. was an all-stars
All Star performance.
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1119. Thank you.
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1120. You are just
an amazing performer.
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1121. You could go straight
to Broadway, honestly.
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1122. Thank you so much.
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1123. This outfit, is this
a silhouette I've seen before?
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1124. Yes.
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1125. To me, it's a little more
Pink Pony Club than OK Corral.
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1126. I think it's very smart.
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1127. I think you didn't
do Western wear,
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1128. but you chose
a Western character.
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1129. You're that saloon girl.
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1130. It fits your brand.
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1131. And you stand out
because you did Western
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1132. but with a little bit
of a different lens.
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1133. - Mm-hmm.
- All right.
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1134. Thank you, All Stars.
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1135. I think we've heard enough.
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1136. While you untuck backstage,
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1137. the judges and I
will deliberate.
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1138. And one last detail—
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1139. this week's bottom four queens
must give away their MVQ points
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1140. on the main stage immediately
following the final lip sync.
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1141. You may leave the stage.
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1142. Thank y'all.
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1143. OK, just between
us squirrel friends,
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1144. what do you think?
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1145. Now, we're looking for the
top two All Stars of the week.
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1146. Nicole Paige Brooks—
bless her heart.
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1147. Choreography is not
her strong suit,
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1148. and I think what you need
to do in that case is, like,
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1149. figure out something else.
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1150. She just needed to sell it.
Copy !req
1151. But I enjoyed
her little solo moment,
Copy !req
1152. because she felt in control,
so I actually liked it.
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1153. Tina Burner—
the fashion look,
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1154. I thought it was chic.
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1155. It was sophisticated.
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1156. Yeah, that outfit
was gorgeous,
Copy !req
1157. my favorite of the evening.
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1158. For me, Tina was
the MVP of that group.
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1159. Listen, she did everything
she was supposed to do,
Copy !req
1160. and yet Kerri outshone her.
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1161. Kerri did something
that Nicole Paige Brooks
Copy !req
1162. should have done.
Copy !req
1163. She made it her own, and it
was fascinating to watch.
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1164. What I love about
Mistress Isabelle Brooks
Copy !req
1165. is that she takes charge.
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1166. She came out,
and she donkey-punched us
Copy !req
1167. into submission.
- Mm-hmm.
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1168. In fact, I didn't mind
that her arms didn't extend
Copy !req
1169. as far as they could have.
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1170. I was really focused on
her acting, and I was sold.
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1171. Mm-hmm.
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1172. It's time to talk
about Butthole.
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1173. Everybody's talking
about Butthole, Ru.
Copy !req
1174. Everybody's talking
about Butthole.
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1175. She did some
pretty tough choreography
Copy !req
1176. that she absolutely
could not have handled
Copy !req
1177. if this was her season.
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1178. And then this runway look—
she's just wildly creative.
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1179. I thought it was very solid.
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1180. Yeah.
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1181. I love how Jorgeous
is taking risks.
Copy !req
1182. She's putting character
into her characters now.
Copy !req
1183. It's all completely
effortless.
Copy !req
1184. The runway—she was
giving, like, 1880s
Copy !req
1185. Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.
- Yes!
Copy !req
1186. I think
the Western outfit was
Copy !req
1187. a smart choice,
because it was another aspect
Copy !req
1188. of the Western experience.
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1189. - She stood out.
- She stood out.
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1190. - Yeah.
- Silence.
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1191. I have made my decision.
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1192. Bring back my All Stars.
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1193. Welcome back, All Stars.
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1194. Based on your "Starrbooty:
the Rebooty" performances
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1195. and your Wild, Wild West
runway presentations,
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1196. I've made some decisions.
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1197. The top two All Stars
of the week are...
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1198. Jorgeous...
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1199. And Lydia Butthole Kollins.
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1200. Holy shit!
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1201. Oh, my God.
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1202. Condragulations.
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1203. You've each earned two points.
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1204. The rest of you can step
to the back of the stage.
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1205. Jorgeous and Butthole are
moving on to the semifinals,
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1206. but there's still
a chance for third place,
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1207. so I've got to figure out
what I'm doing quickly.
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1208. - We could.
- You tell me.
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1209. Mistress has been
telling Kerri she's
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1210. going to give her
her point.
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1211. So if me and Tina both
give her our points,
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1212. then we can bump
Mistress out of the top.
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1213. Jorgeous, Lydia, this week,
you were both booty-ful.
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1214. But tonight there can
only be one winner.
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1215. Two All Stars stand before me.
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1216. Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress me,
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1217. win $10,000, and earn
a coveted extra point
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1218. in the Tournament of All Stars.
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1219. The time has come for you
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1220. to Lip Sync for Your Legacy.
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1221. Oh, my God!
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1222. I'm for sure
in the semifinals,
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1223. and now I need
that extra point.
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1224. Because I'm not going to
let this new bitch beat me.
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1225. Absolutely not.
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1226. Especially in a lip sync?
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1227. Mama, wrong girl.
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1228. Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
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1229. Come on, Jorgeous!
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1230. Yes!
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1231. Yes!
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1232. Yes, girls.
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1233. All Stars,
I've made my decision.
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1234. Jorgeous, condragulations.
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1235. You're a winner, baby.
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1236. - Yes, ma'am!
- Yes, sister!
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1237. Oh, my God!
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1238. Who am I?
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1239. You've won a cash tip
of $10,000,
Copy !req
1240. and you've earned
an extra point.
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1241. Thank you, Mother.
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1242. Nicole, Tina, Kerri,
and Mistress,
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1243. please step forward.
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1244. Bottom four All Stars,
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1245. it's time for you
to give your MVQ point
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1246. to the All Star
you believe
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1247. is the most valuable queen
of the week.
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1248. Choose wisely,
because your MVQ points
Copy !req
1249. could determine which queens
advance to the semifinals.
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1250. Now, in the event of a tie,
I will choose who moves
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1251. forward to the semifinals.
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1252. The current scores are
Jorgeous with 7.5 points,
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1253. Lydia Butthole Kollins
with 6 points.
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1254. Mistress has 4.5.
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1255. Kerri Colby and Tina Burner
both have 2 points,
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1256. and Nicole Paige Brooks
has 1 point.
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1257. Queens, write down
the names of your MVQ now.
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1258. My heart is down
in the bottom of my stomach,
Copy !req
1259. because I literally
need every single girl
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1260. in the bottom to give me
their point for me
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1261. to move on to the semifinals.
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1262. Lipsticks down.
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1263. Nicole Paige Brooks, which
queen gets your MVQ point?
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1264. If we can bump Mistress out
of the top, I'd be very happy.
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1265. I want to give it to who I
think did the best in my group.
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1266. And that's Miss Kerri Colby.
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1267. I love you.
- I love you.
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1268. Good luck.
Copy !req
1269. That takes Kerri
to three points.
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1270. Tina Burner, your turn.
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1271. I believe in playing fair.
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1272. Kerri did something tonight
that I was so proud of.
Copy !req
1273. And I'm happy I could
be there to uplift you,
Copy !req
1274. and I will continue to do that
by giving you my point.
Copy !req
1275. That takes Kerri
to four points.
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1276. Kerri Colby,
who gets your MVQ point?
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1277. Well, Mother,
I can't vote for myself.
Copy !req
1278. So I wanted to go ahead and
right a wrong and even a score.
Copy !req
1279. It comes down
to me versus Kerri.
Copy !req
1280. If she gives me a point,
I'm in the next round.
Copy !req
1281. I chose to write...
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1282. Tina Burner.
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1283. So Tina Burner
gets Kerri's point,
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1284. which brings Tina
to three points.
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1285. Mistress, who gets
your MVQ point?
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1286. Mistress pulled
a fast one on me.
Copy !req
1287. So if she puts me
in the semifinals,
Copy !req
1288. justice would be served.
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1289. You know, we litigate.
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1290. So the first week,
I did something
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1291. very nasty
and out of character,
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1292. and I stole Nicole
and Kerri's point.
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1293. And I did tell Kerri I was
going to give her my point,
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1294. and I do think she did
very well this challenge.
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1295. However, I knew she was
going to be a fake bitch
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1296. and not give me her point.
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1297. So I gave my point to Lydia.
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1298. Oh.
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1299. You're welcome, daughter.
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1300. That takes Lydia
to seven points.
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1301. Holy shit.
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1302. You know what, bitch?
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1303. Yeah, I am a motherfucking
fake bitch—to you, girl.
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1304. Because, like, what the fuck?
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1305. You've been nothing
but fake this
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1306. entire fucking competition,
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1307. and you really fucking
tried me.
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1308. And I know you feel like shit
for that, you bitch.
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1309. All Stars, all the points
for this bracket
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1310. have now been awarded,
which means,
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1311. Jorgeous,
Lydia Butthole Kollins,
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1312. and Mistress Isabelle Brooks,
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1313. you are advancing
to the semifinals.
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1314. Condragulations.
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1315. Nicole Paige Brooks,
Tina Burner, Kerri Colby,
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1316. all is not lost.
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1317. You still have a chance
to reenter the competition.
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1318. What?
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1319. Prior to the grand finale,
each of our regular judges
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1320. will choose one eliminated
All Star to be entered
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1321. into the wild card lottery.
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1322. What?
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1323. Randomly, one All Star
will be selected to compete
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1324. in the final Lip Sync
Smackdown for the Crown
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1325. and the chance
to win $200,000.
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1326. Work.
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1327. Now, to our viewers,
tune in next week
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1328. as the third and final bracket
of All Stars arrive to compete.
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1329. Thank you, queens.
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1330. And remember, if you can't
love yourself,
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1331. how in the hell you going
to love somebody else?
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1332. Can I get an amen up in here?
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1333. Amen.
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1334. All right,
now let the music play.
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1335. Bring on these other
semifinal bitches.
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1336. I'm ready for them
to feel my wrath.
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1337. The next queens have no idea
what they're in for.
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1338. It's about to be stunts,
shows, and shenanigans.
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1339. To the other queens
in the next round,
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1340. I can't wait to meet you.
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1341. Next time on the
Tournament of All Stars...
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1342. Presenting bracket number 3.
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1343. I am not to be fucked with.
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1344. I am a legend.
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1345. I came here to kick ass.
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1346. Look out.
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1347. For this week's Tournament
of All Stars Maxi Challenge,
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1348. you need to design
and create a bewitching
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1349. look for the main stage.
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1350. - Goose bumps.
- Yes.
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1351. I'm sold, I'm sold.
I need to drink.
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1352. The witches will see you now.
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1353. Hi, Ariana Grande!
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1354. It's the most homosexual
moment of my life.
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1355. I feel pressure
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1356. because it's, like,
only three weeks, baby.
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1357. We have to bring it
even harder.
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1358. I love a challenge.
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1359. She's going to meet you
at the parking lot right now.
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1360. I'll remember that.
Click and save.
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1361. I'm not just a bitch.
I'm that bitch.
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1362. Oh, honey.
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