RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 10x6

1. This season on the Tournament of All Stars,

2. 18 queens compete in three brackets for a chance

3. to face off in the finals

4. and win a grand prize of $200,000.

5. Last week, Bracket 2 competed in the second

6. of three episodes.

7. You're giving me your point.

8. And then, Kerri, you're giving Jorgeous

9. her point, then vice versa.

10. Here, Ms. Bruce. Keep it in the family.

11. Jorgeous, I'm going to go ahead and swap with you, honey.

12. And as Nicole said, we're keeping the Brooks

13. in the family, and we're not really related,

14. so here's my point, Jorgeous. - Oh!

15. Oh, my God, thank you, sister. - I love you, sister.

16. And let me get my bag.

17. Period.

18. I was bullied into giving my point to Mistress.

19. You're just going to fully fuck your friend over?

20. For the first time in "Drag Race" herstory,

21. we're going to have ourselves a rapping roast.

22. Say I do put you last.

23. You're not in the top.

24. You have an extra point to throw around.

25. Where are you going to throw that point?

26. If you throw me a bone, I could definitely

27. throw something back to you.

28. OK.

29. - Do you want some? - Yes, please.

30. It'll cost you a point.

31. Now.

32. Lydia and I are flirting with some sort of alliance.

33. I hope if it came down to it, and Lydia and I

34. were in the position where she could give

35. me a point, that she would.

36. Jorgeous.

37. Your lyrics were 10 out of 10.

38. I loved the dancing. You're so good.

39. Mistress Brooks.

40. You ate.

41. The top two All Stars of the week

42. are Mistress Isabelle Brooks and Jorgeous.

43. Condragulations.

44. You've each earned two points.

45. Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,

46. win $10,000, and earn a coveted extra point.

47. Jorgeous, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

48. We have a tie.

49. Oh, my God!

50. You've earned a half point each.

51. As the bottom four queens, I'll let you decide

52. which All Star deserves your MVQ points.

53. Oh!

54. Why, yes!

55. That looks a bit uglier than last week.

56. We have one week left, and I still

57. have zero points on the board.

58. I need to get at least one or two points

59. from some of my sisters to have

60. a chance at the semifinals.

61. I'll be damned if I see a double zero

62. by the end of tonight.

63. This is probably my last time being able to do this,

64. because I'm an elder.

65. So if you want to gift me some points

66. so that I can possibly carry on through the thing,

67. I would really appreciate it.

68. There's only three spots, and I wasn't too happy

69. how things went down last week, because I believe that people

70. do deserve a fighting chance.

71. So it's anyone's game, and right now, it's not.

72. You know, they're leaps and bounds ahead of us, so.

73. I would agree with that.

74. Honey, last week, points were given away, shady as fuck,

75. and we discussed trying to make sure everybody has

76. an even spread of these points.

77. If y'all are the bottom queens, how are y'all going

78. to dictate the points?

79. We can easily pass it between us.

80. - Yeah. - Yeah.

81. At least those shady little munchkins,

82. Mistress and Jorgeous— they ain't giving

83. no points out tonight.

84. So this could be the perfect time to right that wrong.

85. Well, well, well.

86. Yes!

87. Well, hello, divas!

88. Congratulations!

89. Look at your shiny new badges.

90. Congratulations.

91. Thank you.

92. I finally won a fucking roast.

93. I was like— - Yes!

94. Honestly, I think me and Mistress

95. are playing this game perfectly,

96. the way that God intended it,

97. because we are tied for first place,

98. and I'm so close to that semifinal round.

99. I just feel it in my bones.

100. We were talking a little bit about the MVQ badges.

101. Yes.

102. And what is the consensus on the badges?

103. We're not giving y'all none.

104. I think we're going to try to even things out a little bit.

105. Here's the thing.

106. I did have my conversation with Lydia,

107. and I think we have an understanding

108. of what we're going to do to help each other out.

109. But if you're becoming a Brooks,

110. I guess that means you're not too trustworthy.

111. Let me hold your hand.

112. You know what to do.

113. So it is completely impossible to predict

114. how this is going to go.

115. OK, I'm going to make it for last week,

116. and I'm going to give it to Ms. Colby,

117. because that's what my plan was last week,

118. and I got intercepted and lied to and deceived.

119. It won't happen again.

120. Should I go next?

121. Kerri, I think you should gag and give it to me.

122. I do have a great gag reflex, but I

123. am going to gift my point...

124. To Miss Lydia Butthole Brooks.

125. Oh, gag.

126. Oh, my God!

127. I thought she was supposed to give it to you.

128. She can do whatever she wants with it.

129. Girl, what? I thought y'all were splitting it even.

130. No, it's— we're not doing your stuff.

131. She's doing what she wants, honey.

132. You know what? I'm good with my decisions.

133. You deserve it.

134. Thank you.

135. I'm on the board.

136. I got a point!

137. Daughter, do what you're going

138. to fucking do, because you'll be holding your own.

139. Do—I believe in you.

140. Upon lots of deliberation in my own mind,

141. I'm going to give my point to Kerri Colby.

142. Thank you.

143. What the fuck?

144. And I apologize to anyone who I did not give it to.

145. This is fucking bullshit.

146. These girls must be really scared of me.

147. I'm not the only one out of that ceremony

148. who didn't get any points.

149. Now Tina's hot.

150. No, I'm not hot.

151. There's a game being played, and that's fine.

152. The fact that Lydia did me dirty

153. is not something I saw coming.

154. Well, none of us have zero now.

155. That's great. - Yes!

156. - OK. - We're all on the board.

157. I think Jorgeous and I are in the lead with 4.5.

158. Next is Lydia, with four.

159. Oh, my God, she's on our ass, sister.

160. Tina and I are tied for two.

161. Yes, honey.

162. Two points apiece, mama.

163. And I'm well on my way to winning.

164. Yes, hunty.

165. Yes.

166. Let's get out of this foolishness.

167. I really appreciate you, baby.

168. Thank you.

169. Thank you.

170. Mwah.

171. I cannot imagine Tina's happy with me.

172. But if I were to give her a point,

173. she would be at three points, and then she would

174. be that much closer to me.

175. I am trying to win at the end of the day, and it is a game.

176. Sometimes you got to play a little dirty.

177. Oh, honey, guard is up.

178. Giggles done.

179. I can only imagine, Tina Burner.

180. I just got knocked out of the top three.

181. Now it is Mistress, it is Jorgeous,

182. and it is Lydia, baby.

183. Fucking gremlins.

184. We either both have to be in the top next week

185. or we both have to be in the bottom.

186. So we could give each other a point.

187. They're little cockroaches. I'm going to stomp on 'em.

188. This is feeling different than week one.

189. Yeah, baby.

190. I'm just not blind.

191. You know what I mean?

192. I'm going to stomp you out.

193. Titty clap.

194. I have a point!

195. The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

196. receives a one-year supply

197. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

198. a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

199. and a cash prize of $200,000.

200. With extra-special guest judge Adam Shankman.

201. Good morning!

202. Pressure is getting worse.

203. This is our last week.

204. Final week, we're walking into the Werk Room,

205. and I am number one with my one point.

206. I'm very excited. I'm on the board.

207. Do you feel like Kerri fucked you

208. by not giving you that point?

209. No. Like I said, I'm number one.

210. I am the one. I'm the only one.

211. Y'all can all suck it.

212. I didn't make a deal with Kerri,

213. so I'm not really in my feelings about it.

214. I'm more in my feelings about not getting the points from Ru.

215. Nicole turned it into a rap challenge.

216. It was giving.

217. The cactus was sickening. - Yes, I know.

218. She did.

219. Listen, I gave Nicole that point because she deserved it.

220. I thought we were here to uplift each other, especially

221. after the week prior.

222. And I think Lydia just took that chance to play the game.

223. And I was going to say I didn't see it coming,

224. so it just made me just change how I feel

225. about you in this competition.

226. Well, do you think—OK.

227. - Wait, let me finish talking. - Yes, ma'am.

228. I don't think we should just cut me off.

229. OK.

230. This is the Tournament of Champions,

231. not the Tournament of Alliances.

232. I want to see everyone have a fair fight.

233. So it was just— it was a personal blow.

234. My intention was not to personally

235. make you feel any sort of way.

236. I am sorry for doing that.

237. But, like, at the end of the day, it is a game.

238. 100%.

239. I had no, like, real strategy against you.

240. I'm just trying to play to my—

241. It was a strategy against me, because you didn't give me

242. the point, knowing that I'd be—you'd be

243. two points ahead of me.

244. Am I causing drama?

245. What's happening?

246. God!

247. I'm confused, though, because y'all both told me

248. and Jorgeous that y'all were going to pull

249. the same thing on Kerri and Nicole.

250. I did not say that.

251. No, Tina did. No, Tina did.

252. Bitch, don't even try it. Don't even try it.

253. Girl, Tina did.

254. If you want the real tea, if you want the real tea,

255. Mistress sat in "Untucked" and said,

256. you should pull the same shit

257. on those girls, and I said no.

258. You contemplated it.

259. I said no.

260. No!

261. No, no, no! Darling, don't even.

262. Darling, don't even. No, no, no! Exactly.

263. I have been contemplating—

264. And you said maybe we should think about it.

265. Where are the receipts?

266. OK, so me and Jorgeous were saying,

267. tonight, you'll have to do the same thing we did to them.

268. If y'all leave them with zero points, that means they

269. won't be able to catch up.

270. - I mean, that makes sense. - Think about it.

271. I need some, like, popcorn.

272. I may have told a little white lie,

273. which I've never done before.

274. Now I just sit back and watch.

275. It's going to drive someone crazy.

276. It was Tina, literally.

277. - It was Tina. - It was Tina.

278. - You know better than that. - Girl.

279. I mean, you do seem a little heated.

280. You do seem a little heated.

281. Tina tried it so nasty.

282. Was this the plan?

283. Like, was there a plan for y'all

284. to pull something? - There was a contemplation.

285. Choose now.

286. Choose now which side you are going to be on,

287. the truth side— - Whoa.

288. Or the fake side.

289. Girl, there was— it is a game.

290. So you're going to sit—you're going

291. to sit there and let them lie in front of me?

292. There is no set-in-stone plan that we had.

293. I'm not talking about that.

294. I'm talking about this conversation.

295. Ah.

296. Thank you, Mother. Right on time.

297. Kerri, I would never disrespect you like that.

298. You caused chaos.

299. Ooh, girl!

300. She done already done had herses.

301. Good morning, angels.

302. - Good morning. - Hi, Mother.

303. Your mission, if you choose to accept it,

304. is to put some funk in your trunk...

305. OK.

306. And report for booty duty.

307. Ooh!

308. Because I'm going to get you, mothertucker.

309. No!

310. OK.

311. Hello, hello, hello.

312. You're so stupid.

313. Good morning, All Stars.

314. Good morning.

315. You know, when I was a baby drag queen,

316. I was inspired by movies like "Shaft,"Foxy Brown,"

317. and "Cleopatra Jones" to create a low-budget dragsploitation

318. movie called "Starrbooty."

319. Now, over the years, I've made several many sequels.

320. And now it's time for the next chapter.

321. For this week's Tournament of All Stars Maxi Challenge,

322. you'll be starring with me in the movie Rusical

323. "the Rebooty."

324. Oh, my God!

325. Yes!

326. Set in 2025, I'll be reprising

327. my role as the timeless superfly superspy Starrbooty.

328. Yes!

329. And you'll be introducing these new characters,

330. our heroes, the Booty Squad—

331. Coffee, Tea, and Mimi—

332. and the evil agents of PUSS,

333. the Powerful Underground Sister Syndicate—

334. Foxy, Moxy, and Pam.

335. Yes!

336. I'll leave it up to you to cast the roles.

337. Now, remember, this is the last week of your bracket.

338. And yes, there's still a path to the semifinals for each

339. and every one of you.

340. So don't hold nothing back.

341. All Stars, start your engines,

342. and may the best drag queen win.

343. - Yes! - Yes!

344. Yes, ma'am.

345. Oh, my Lord.

346. Are we going to do this fair, ladies?

347. Well, it's the last week, so one would hope so, right?

348. Yes, of course.

349. - Oh, yes. - Yes.

350. For this week's Maxi Challenge,

351. we will be starring in the movie Rusical

352. "the Rebooty."

353. We get to collaborate with Ru,

354. so we got to really turn it out.

355. It's going to be amazing.

356. Not only are we carrying on the "Starrbooty" legacy.

357. We are literally starring along the original

358. star of "Starrbooty."

359. Put that on my fucking IMDb page, girl.

360. The Booty Squad is Miss Coffee,

361. she's the brains of the operation.

362. Tea, she's the brawn of the operation.

363. And Mimi, she's the beauty of the operation.

364. OK.

365. With it being the last week, my game plan

366. is, put all the girls who are the fool together.

367. Kerri, Nicole, and Tina have to be in a group.

368. Because when you mix all those ingredients together,

369. it's definitely going to be a recipe for disaster.

370. And then next is the agents of PUSS.

371. Foxy, she's the villainous head of PUSS.

372. Moxy, she's the assassin.

373. And Pam, she's the sadist who loves to bring the pain.

374. Lydia, Jorgeous, and I need to be

375. the villainous agents of PUSS.

376. I am the head villain in charge in this competition,

377. and it will be a sickening team.

378. Well, I think I'm going to be Foxy for sure.

379. I think that fits right in for my little—

380. OK, should I write this down?

381. - Oh. - I definitely want to be Pam.

382. - I definitely want to be Foxy. - I love Pam for you.

383. You have to bring the pain.

384. That means you're going to be flipping and twirling

385. and dipping and— yeah, yeah, yeah.

386. Girl, I'm feeling Moxy, so that works out perfect.

387. So—OK, really, so all three of us?

388. So we decided we're going to be the agents of PUSS.

389. - Yeah. - Oh.

390. Wait a damn minute.

391. I kind of am feeling Moxy. Not going to lie.

392. OK.

393. Mimi, I feel like Mimi, the beauty of the operation—

394. I mean, come on.

395. I agree, I agree.

396. Does anybody else want Mimi?

397. Mistress is 100% trying to take

398. charge of assigning the roles.

399. But also, I'm here to play a game.

400. And if me leaning into it is going to make Mistress less

401. competitive, it just opens up more space

402. for me to be focused on really annihilating

403. this week's challenge.

404. I'm fine with being Tea.

405. Nicole, you could do all that?

406. It's so out of my character.

407. Me being Butch and stuff like that would be hilarious.

408. But I don't have no butch body drag.

409. OK, let's put Tina in that role.

410. OK.

411. Oh, my God, you're such a monster.

412. All right, baby, I'll do Tea.

413. So now I'm Coffee?

414. Sure, you be the brains, baby.

415. Did you highlight Coffee on that one?

416. Yeah, here. Take this.

417. - Yes. - Wow.

418. I assigned the roles just how I wanted them.

419. I literally have the mind of a mastermind,

420. and it's, like, really concerning.

421. Villainous.

422. How do you feel about being the heroes and not

423. the villains? - I mean, what do you think?

424. I think it's appropriate.

425. World domination will be ours!

426. Are there mind games going on today?

427. I don't know.

428. I mean, there's already mind games from the start.

429. It's a competition. You know what I mean?

430. I don't think that's ever going to end.

431. So all I'm happy about is that they are the villains,

432. because they are the villains. - It's appropriate.

433. I feel like this is villainous.

434. I don't know. - That's so villainous.

435. She's villainy.

436. And, you know.

437. Sister.

438. That's perfect!

439. I feel like it's assassin-like.

440. That's why I was thinking Moxy.

441. We're all villains, and I feel really excited about that.

442. My last Rusical, I had to play an animal,

443. and I had to be goofy and weird.

444. So now I'm really excited that I just get to be...

445. pew, pew, pew, pew!

446. Yeah.

447. Hey, baby.

448. You lonely tonight? - Oh, shit, hold up.

449. You ahead of me.

450. Oh, you are clocked in.

451. Hey, baby!

452. The PUSS squad has kidnapped RuPaul,

453. and we are going to save her.

454. Kind of Charlie's Angels-esque, you know,

455. undercover prostitution whores.

456. You l-l-l-l-l-lonely tonight?

457. You're next, Tea. Are we not doing this?

458. Are we not rehearsing?

459. No, no, I was letting you get some options out.

460. I don't know if it was possible to rehearse

461. with all of that.

462. I haven't done a Rusical yet,

463. but I know that I can sell Coffee.

464. A loud, obnoxious hooker on the corner—

465. I mean, sounds like me.

466. This bitch's pussy turns into sunshine when

467. you throw it into the air.

468. Am I allowed to ad-lib?

469. And even though I am not a dancer, I'm so underestimated.

470. All I got to do is, like, not fall off the stage

471. and I could be in the top this week.

472. Do what you need to do.

473. I'm going to do what I need to do.

474. I'll get their attention and you trick 'em.

475. I'm going to trick 'em, baby.

476. You know, I already see the other group crumbling.

477. They're going at it.

478. Girl, literally.

479. - Here's the tea. - Yeah.

480. What happened has happened in these last couple weeks.

481. I don't like what's going on, but I think

482. I put my guard down a little bit.

483. Now my guard is up, and I'm ready to fight.

484. It's the last challenge, so I'm just

485. going to fight tooth and nail to show

486. these people what I got. - Facts are facts.

487. Facts are facts.

488. All right, all right, all right.

489. Hello. Hello.

490. - Hello. - Hi, Leland.

491. - Hey. - Oh, my goodness.

492. It's time for the vocal recording session with Leland,

493. and honestly, I am so excited.

494. I'm Leland, your composer, and this is Gabe, producer.

495. Hi.

496. We are so excited to dive in

497. and do "the Rebooty."

498. - Yes. - Yes, we're excited.

499. I was part of "The Rusical!"

500. on season 15, and honestly, I feel like that was yet

501. another win I was robbed of.

502. So I'm excited to outdo myself,

503. because I know I can act.

504. I feel like I'm a really great performer.

505. I check every box.

506. Testes.

507. How do you feel going into this?

508. I'm excited. I mean, I don't sing.

509. I mean, the first time I did anything like this

510. was last week when we did the rap challenge,

511. and I think I did really well.

512. In this moment, you are a pop star.

513. OK. You got the autotune over there, right?

514. 1, 2, 3, 4.

515. I would go...

516. I feel like the one note I'm not going

517. to have to give you is higher. - OK, yeah.

518. 'Cause you're going there on your own.

519. You're going there on your own.

520. All right, Mariah.

521. Bitch, am I Whitney Houston and Eminem?

522. Boom, kapow!

523. You killed it.

524. I believe you— I mean thank you.

525. - You are playing Tea. - Yeah.

526. The brawns of the operation, the brute strength.

527. And I see it. - Baby, I was born this way.

528. I'm the linebacker in a dress, honey.

529. I'm the one who brings the heat.

530. It's kind of who I am. - Yes.

531. The character is there.

532. That's really great.

533. The last time I did a Rusical, baby,

534. they put me in the bottom.

535. You stopped lip-syncing before you died.

536. It was unlike you.

537. But, baby, theater is my life.

538. So, like, this challenge is a great opportunity

539. for me to get the points I need for the semifinals.

540. Great.

541. I would think about if there's a way to insert a little bit

542. of comedy into this.

543. I think I can pull something monstrous out.

544. OK.

545. Being funny is not my comfort zone when it comes to music,

546. but this is the last opportunity to make it

547. on to the next round.

548. So safe is out of the window.

549. Gotta bring the...

550. Feminine top out of me.

551. There it is.

552. I feel like I just saw the character come to life.

553. - There she was, huh? - There she is.

554. Wham, bam, hey, Miss Pam.

555. Hello, Leland.

556. What do you know about Pam?

557. All I know is she's a nasty bitch who's so seducing

558. and just, you know, just disgusting.

559. I won the All Stars 9 Rusical by being

560. a fully realized character.

561. I need to make sure that I do that again.

562. Because if I'm in the top this week,

563. I finalize my spot for the next round.

564. My name is Pam, and pain is my pleasure.

565. OK, great, but can you give me a little bit of an upper

566. register of—my name's Pam.

567. My name's Pam.

568. To me, that's really nice.

569. Is that my mom?

570. Mother?

571. My name is Pam, and pain is my pleasure.

572. Torture and torment beyond all measure.

573. Yes, yes.

574. OK, who am I?

575. Oh!

576. Come on, Pam.

577. Swag.

578. I just want you to take it past the point

579. of where you feel a little, like, out of your comfort zone.

580. OK.

581. To me, that tone felt really right.

582. I think you tapped into it.

583. OK.

584. Everybody, go to sleep.

585. Why is she boring me to death?

586. I'm over here yawning the house down.

587. Girl, I cannot stop yawning.

588. I had already told myself no matter what she did,

589. I was just going to fall asleep.

590. I'm just terrorizing her.

591. I would just give a little bit more volume.

592. Can you start me off a little bit earlier?

593. Yeah.

594. Wake me up when she's done.

595. How did you feel about that one?

596. I felt all of them were good.

597. OK.

598. Yeah. Sure.

599. Ooh!

600. Leland seems to agree with me.

601. I'm in my sabotage era.

602. Let's try it again.

603. Just so we're clear, there's actually

604. a lot of dancing in this.

605. Like, this is like, everybody's dancing

606. and everybody has equal parts.

607. This is part of RuPaul's "Starrbooty" legacy,

608. and we have to deliver.

609. OK, here we go.

610. 1, 2, 3, and 4.

611. This is my first time working with Adam,

612. and honestly, I'm really excited to be working with him,

613. because I'm that girl when it comes to choreo.

614. Y'all know this. Y'all know this.

615. Here we go.

616. Down, ba, ba, ba.

617. Ee, ee!

618. Ball change, hit, bam.

619. Open, hit, hit. Great.

620. - Yes. - Go out.

621. - She's got it. - Yeah.

622. Yeah.

623. I feel like this challenge is mine.

624. 5, 6, 7, whip.

625. Muscles, gotta be nice.

626. Can't lick the puss.

627. No, no, no.

628. I got it, I got it, I got it.

629. Adam is giving us full-on dancer choreography.

630. Ba, ba, ball change.

631. Hit—you really hate that ball change, don't you?

632. He's a little bit intimidating when he's

633. giving you all the pointers.

634. Together, open.

635. - And then down. - No, no, no. Ha!

636. You want my pussy open or closed?

637. Closed.

638. Mistress looks like she is a little uncomfortable.

639. You're just kind of moving through everything.

640. We'll have to work on getting you into these positions

641. in a more aggressive way.

642. Yeah, let me go 100%.

643. It's because I like to take my choreo,

644. like, a little, like, slowly.

645. I understand. We'll keep it real.

646. - Yeah, let me go 100%. - Here we go.

647. Can't lick the puss, ba, ba.

648. Uh, uh.

649. Da. Hit, hit, muscle.

650. I can boogie, but I am not a dancing queen.

651. 7, uh, uh, uh, uh—

652. Ooh.

653. - Uh, uh. - Are you there?

654. I don't know. I'm figuring it out.

655. Lydia is sort of questioning all of her moves.

656. Hit, hit. Down. - Oh.

657. So I need to get her to give over to this

658. "I'm a villain" energy.

659. Because if she's questioning herself,

660. it won't go well for her.

661. So you are whores.

662. - On the weekends. - Right.

663. - Yeah. - Prostitutes.

664. So this number for you guys is

665. all about giving a lot of hooker,

666. badass, Charlie's Angels energy.

667. OK?

668. 5, 6, and 7, 8.

669. We are living.

670. Here we go.

671. And 5, 6, and 7, and 8.

672. All right, that's good.

673. Kerri Colby is a great mover.

674. She's giving that super empowered femininity.

675. 3, 4, 5, 6.

676. OK, Tina.

677. You're really stomping right now.

678. It's feeling a little NFL.

679. Oh, my God.

680. But Tina Burner is not exactly giving full woman.

681. She's the burly one.

682. Yeah.

683. The character, the character.

684. It's like Shrek, you know?

685. When we're doing synchronized dancing,

686. I just want to make sure that they all really look

687. good together.

688. Let me see you just keep doing this.

689. Uh, uh, uh.

690. What's the struggle bus, babe?

691. So step on your right leg.

692. Leg.

693. - Panic, panic, panic. - I'm gonna do it.

694. No, I'm fine.

695. This is my relaxed face.

696. That's it? Oh, work.

697. Love her to death, but Nicole is fucking up my gig.

698. This is the first slap. This way, right?

699. You're just literally— it's just right, left, right,

700. left, right, left, walking.

701. Like, how much more simpler can simple get?

702. 1, 2, 3...

703. - Oy-yi-yi. - 4.

704. And then I'm like—

705. No, that's where— that's where the problem is.

706. - That's the problem, isn't it? - Yeah.

707. My God, Kerri, Nicole, and Tina are a complete mess.

708. I see my plan is working exactly as I needed it to.

709. Uh, uh.

710. I'm dancing.

711. We're going to have to work on it and get it.

712. We got to move on.

713. We got—OK.

714. I'm number one!

715. Oh, my God, the last day!

716. Oh, my gosh.

717. - Last chance, ladies. - Girl.

718. We are going to the final performance of the bracket.

719. And, girl, I'm feeling so confident

720. going into this performance, because I practiced

721. my ass off for this number.

722. Oh!

723. I'm sick of these hos.

724. You think we're going to make some money tonight?

725. - Of course. - I would like to make 10,000.

726. I am.

727. I would like to make 10,000, honey.

728. I want to get a good client with a $10,000 tip.

729. As a whole, I am nervous for our team,

730. but I am confident with my choreography.

731. And this is my last time to earn some points,

732. so I gotta make sure I shine.

733. Baby, all bets are off.

734. I am bringing it to the stage.

735. Lydia, who do you think is the weakest from our group?

736. We don't have a weak link, baby.

737. You're supposed to be being honest.

738. I am being honest.

739. You don't have to lie because you're afraid of her.

740. The choreo was very hard for me to pick up,

741. but now that I've had some time to practice,

742. I'm ready to bring the PUSS.

743. Can everyone say—

744. OK, let's—let's all say, if we're in the bottom,

745. who we would consider giving our point to.

746. No matter what, you and Jorgeous are giving

747. your points away first, so. - Yeah.

748. That's that shit I'm talking about.

749. Girl, we gotta win. - You gotta win out.

750. - Because they're at us. - OK.

751. I'm done. I'm over it.

752. Look at her, look at her.

753. She's smiling, she's smiling.

754. I'm smiling because it's just the gaslight of it all.

755. Like, we all know Mistress.

756. We all know what she does. - See?

757. And we all know Jorgeous, and we've

758. seen how they play the game. - Y'all bitches don't know me.

759. Y'all don't know me.

760. We all know that I was the one—

761. you know, I was the one sitting there.

762. Let's sew that dress. Let's do that.

763. I'm not here to sell my girls under the bus.

764. When it skips like that on, like, stretched fabric

765. like this, what is the tea?

766. Let me see it.

767. But that's why you were sewing

768. the dress, because you wanted to appease

769. her to get her point. - Nice try.

770. - Tina, don't—Tina just... - Nice try, baby.

771. - Paint that mug. - Nice try.

772. Paint that mug. Girl, paint that mug.

773. You're exhausting me. Exhausting me.

774. You call it MVQ points— most valuable queen.

775. But the bracket that I'm in,

776. it's MVA, most valuable alliance.

777. We are back in high school with bratty little bitches

778. stirring up some shit.

779. And that's OK, honey, because I'm a grown-ass man,

780. and I'm going to play fair.

781. Because I want to leave this competition

782. with my head held high.

783. Let me be the first to just tell everyone,

784. playing fair 100% of the time does not get you shit.

785. All the girls who are in positions of power

786. be fucking people over.

787. Yes, ma'am. That's just the tea.

788. Girl, 'cause right now—

789. right now, if we would have split it evenly,

790. we'll be fucking going through it.

791. Some of these girls are taking

792. this competition so personally, and it's not that serious.

793. Have you seen "All Stars"?

794. Mama Ru puts a game in front of me,

795. bitch, I'm doing anything to win that

796. $200,000 and that crown, OK?

797. I'll be honest and say that y'all are being messy.

798. I don't think I've ever been that gagged before.

799. And neither one of them have given you a point, right?

800. They are supposed to give me points,

801. but they were in the top, so I'm still giving them

802. the opportunity to do their big one and be women of their word.

803. Got you, we got you.

804. If I do not win tonight, I think

805. my only hope for getting a point is going

806. to be dependent on Kerri.

807. Kerri, what are you going to do with your point?

808. You know what?

809. I would consider giving a point to anyone in the moment

810. when they need it, and you're not off the table.

811. - Aw. - Aw.

812. That's sweet.

813. I love Kerri.

814. Yes, I love Kerri too.

815. It feels kind of silly, because I kind of

816. did fuck her over the first week,

817. but I really meant it.

818. If I had a point to give to her,

819. I would give her the point, because I

820. would obviously make right on what I said and what I did.

821. I feel like Texas queens are always supreme.

822. Like, Texas girls always just wear the outfit.

823. We're a different kind of breed.

824. Is that, like, inbred?

825. Oh, my God!

826. Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

827. Tournament of All Stars.

828. She's sitting on a secret agent—

829. Michelle Visage.

830. Now, Michelle, do you have a spy name?

831. Ooh, they call me Mr. Tits.

832. All right, Ms. Areola Jones.

833. And my undercover brother, Carson Kressley.

834. Carson, do you have a spy name?

835. Well, I was going to use Lydia Butthole Kollins,

836. but apparently, that's taken.

837. So now it's just Brown Eye,

838. as in Brown Eye for the Straight Guy.

839. From the bowels of the Pentagon, Adam Shankman.

840. My code name is Dick, Dick Fister,

841. but that's Mr. Fister if you're nasty.

842. My goodness!

843. Where are you people from?

844. The bowels of the Pentagon, apparently

845. Yes, clearly.

846. This week, we challenged our queens to sing

847. and dance their padded asses off

848. in "the Rebooty."

849. All Stars, start your engines,

850. and may the best drag queen win.

851. Supermodel and secret agent Starrbooty

852. is working undercover at the club to bust

853. the evil agents of PUSS.

854. Holy hairspray!

855. Starrbooty's been kidnapped!

856. Meanwhile, Starrbooty's Booty Squad is working

857. undercover as prostitutes.

858. Hey, baby.

859. Are you lonely tonight?

860. You want some company?

861. I'm your favorite hooker's favorite hooker.

862. So what are you in the mood for?

863. Coffee?

864. Tea?

865. Or Mimi?

866. Ooh, girl, you got a booty call!

867. Booty Squad, I've been kidnapped

868. by the agents of PUSS.

869. They're demanding a sickening supply

870. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

871. plus a grand ransom of $200 million.

872. Pay up, or I'm kaput.

873. Something's not right here.

874. Wait a minute.

875. Zoom in on them hands!

876. She's tapping out a code!

877. What's she saying?

878. Two pieces and a biscuit, sweet tea,

879. and a side of curly fries?

880. But that's her lunch order at...

881. Chaka Khan Chicken Shack!

882. She's being held captive there!

883. Hurry!

884. We've got to rescue her before it's too late!

885. But do we have time for one more chorus?

886. Honey, always!

887. Meanwhile, the agents of PUSS have Starrbooty

888. under lock and key in the basement

889. of the Chaka Khan Chicken Shack.

890. You better let me out.

891. Let me out, suckers!

892. You better open up this box.

893. Now that we've captured Starrbooty,

894. world domination will be ours!

895. You'll never get away with this!

896. Zip it!

897. You DICs know too much!

898. Um, we prefer to be called by our full name...

899. Dangerous Instigators of Chaos.

900. Shut up, DIC!

901. First, we get the money, then you and Starrbooty

902. are up for elimination!

903. We are the agents of PUSS,

904. Powerful Underground Sister Syndicate.

905. And, baby, you can't lick the PUSS.

906. Well, if it isn't the agents of PUSS.

907. Let's get 'em, ladies!

908. She's gone!

909. Surprise, surprise!

910. I was never in danger.

911. I just needed you to see that when

912. Booty, PUSS, and DIC work together, ooh,

913. there ain't nothing we can't do.

914. Good job, mothertuckers.

915. Starrbooty out.

916. You know, Starrbooty is right.

917. We shouldn't fight amongst ourselves.

918. The true forces of evil are the ones

919. that try to separate us.

920. I think there's one thing Booty, PUSS,

921. and DIC can all agree on.

922. Any hole is a goal.

923. Category is Wild, Wild West.

924. Up first, Nicole Paige Brooks.

925. It's Nicole Thee Stallion.

926. This look is Nicole Paige Brooks

927. as a carnival ride.

928. Save a horse, ride a drag queen.

929. I am wearing my Pink Pony-inspired,

930. slash RuPaul Met Gala illusion.

931. You want a ride?

932. Hop on. Giddyup!

933. Look at the rump on that filly.

934. Yeah, well, I hear she's looking

935. for a stable relationship.

936. Up next, Tina Burner.

937. Yee-whore!

938. That's putting a hat on a hat.

939. Mm-hmm.

940. Yee-haw!

941. I am serving vintage Wonder Woman if she

942. went to the Wild, Wild West.

943. This really roped me in.

944. - Mm-hmm. - Uh-huh.

945. I know if you look closely, baby, you could see the stars,

946. the ropes wrapped around my body like I've been lassoed.

947. And it is art.

948. Leather mommy.

949. I got my dark hair on, and I love people to see

950. this different side of me.

951. That gave me wood.

952. From the great state of Texas, Kerri Colby.

953. I don't know if that top can Texas hold 'em.

954. This look is my interpretation

955. of being completely dripping and soaking wet

956. but also dry.

957. I'm owning my Texas heritage and my history,

958. and I look fucking stunning.

959. Remember the Alamo, she better don't.

960. Up next, from the great state of Texas,

961. Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

962. Fire in the hole.

963. Which hole?

964. All of them.

965. I need to show Tina Burner how to actually

966. turn it and burn it.

967. This is how you wear flames, honey.

968. She is such a flamer.

969. This just encapsulates everything that Mistress is—

970. over the top.

971. It's a little bit campy.

972. It looks sickening.

973. It's shiny, and I'm giving you high Texas glam, honey.

974. She's got reservations at the Breast Western.

975. Up next, Lydia Butthole Kollins.

976. And I've got a real beef with this.

977. - Yeah. - Do you?

978. Evening, ma'am.

979. And welcome to my saloon.

980. The boys call her Longhorn.

981. Yeah.

982. I have these cartoonishly wide cowskin chaps.

983. I have a longhorn-inspired hat on with tons of chains

984. and fringe and frills.

985. Oh!

986. There's ropes. There's a lasso.

987. OK, Corral.

988. Come on.

989. The only thing missing from my look

990. is Bugs Bunny and Road Runner running around.

991. Well, apparently, she's from Oklahomo.

992. Yes!

993. Up next from the great state of Texas,

994. Jorgeous.

995. Ooh!

996. - Come on, Miss Kitty! - Yes!

997. Meow!

998. Girl, I wanted to give saloon girl down.

999. I wanted to give head bitch of the Gapey Saloon, bitch.

1000. I want to be the head bitch in charge.

1001. You know?

1002. With all these hos and prostitutes in my saloon.

1003. You know what I mean?

1004. - You heard of Starrbooty? - Uh-huh.

1005. That's Starrtitty.

1006. Oh.

1007. Starrbooty's cousin.

1008. Once removed.

1009. Yeah.

1010. Welcome, queens.

1011. Tournament of All Star rules are in full effect.

1012. Now, tonight I'll name the top two All Stars of the week,

1013. and they will receive two points each.

1014. Then the top two will lip sync for their chance to win

1015. $10,000 and one extra point.

1016. Now, remember, this is the last week of this bracket.

1017. Tonight the top three queens with the most points will

1018. continue on to our Tournament of All Stars semifinals

1019. and the chance to win $200,000.

1020. in the final Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.

1021. Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

1022. First up, Nicole Paige Brooks.

1023. Nicole, I've never seen anything like this

1024. ever in my entire life.

1025. You literally did everything opposite of right.

1026. And I think that that needs some rewarding...

1027. I do too.

1028. Because that is extraordinary.

1029. There is a rhythm, and you did not find the rhythm.

1030. If that's not your strong suit,

1031. you have to figure out ways where you can distract

1032. the viewer and razzle-dazzle us and look confident and sell it.

1033. That's showbiz.

1034. This look—I mean, this is a home run for me.

1035. It's clever. It's chic.

1036. It's very campy, very drag.

1037. I love every stitch of it.

1038. Oh, thank you.

1039. Up next, Tina Burner.

1040. This look is fantastic.

1041. I love how sculptural it is.

1042. It looks like it could be some kind of runway

1043. piece from, like, Moschino.

1044. I'm living for it.

1045. In the Rusical, you stomped. You ate.

1046. You did everything that was asked of you.

1047. And you were adding to the scene

1048. in a way that wasn't taking away from your sisters.

1049. You hit everything that you were supposed to hit.

1050. But for some reason, I kept losing you, Tina,

1051. because some people stood out more.

1052. But it was fantastic work that you do.

1053. Up next, Kerri Colby.

1054. That hat—it's like a modern art piece to me.

1055. Mama, those, like, dangly little chains coming

1056. off of there and the jewels— so great.

1057. I'm a little bit nitpicky, but, you know,

1058. this is an All Stars thing.

1059. The shape of the hat just comes across

1060. as a little square across the top line,

1061. but overall, it's really beautiful, ethereal.

1062. Judging by watching you, I don't

1063. think you're the choreo queen,

1064. but it was so smart, what you did,

1065. because you were literally stealing the show.

1066. You couldn't not watch you.

1067. Your recording of your voice was hysterical.

1068. I'm your favorite hooker's favorite hooker.

1069. It was so articulated.

1070. Just—it was fantastic.

1071. I could see you doing voice-overs for animated stuff.

1072. - Thank you. - It was really, really good.

1073. Up next, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

1074. In the performance,

1075. you attacked it hard, and I love when you do that.

1076. I love that hairy costume situation you had.

1077. It looked beautiful

1078. with the hair that you had on your head.

1079. My one point that I wanted to bring to you—

1080. I don't know if it was because of the costume,

1081. but you kind of didn't extend enough on the movements,

1082. and it made it look like you were not giving it your all.

1083. I love this hat.

1084. I love how it's detailed underneath the brim.

1085. I love the shape of it.

1086. I think it's so smart how there's

1087. a lot of curves going on here, and that really works.

1088. Thank you.

1089. Up next, Lydia Butthole Kollins.

1090. Evening, ma'am.

1091. This is fantastic.

1092. I absolutely love this.

1093. It's quirky like you are.

1094. Did you make it? - Yes, I did.

1095. - Yeah. - It's so cool.

1096. The rope detail down the pant leg—all of those

1097. are fantastic.

1098. It is so rotten and wrong.

1099. It's so weird.

1100. I just—I love it. I love it.

1101. You had some of the more difficult choreo—

1102. walking across the chairs, doing the lift,

1103. all those things.

1104. You definitely nailed the technicality of it.

1105. I could see, as I was giving you material,

1106. you had this, oh, God, look in your eyes.

1107. And then you never said no.

1108. You just went for it.

1109. I loved your acting.

1110. I thought that this was a great night for you.

1111. Up next, Jorgeous.

1112. You had this little side mouth thing that you did.

1113. Yes!

1114. You went, first we get the money,

1115. and then— it just made me laugh.

1116. Jorgeous, it was just spectacular watching you do it.

1117. This tonight

1118. was an all-stars All Star performance.

1119. Thank you.

1120. You are just an amazing performer.

1121. You could go straight to Broadway, honestly.

1122. Thank you so much.

1123. This outfit, is this a silhouette I've seen before?

1124. Yes.

1125. To me, it's a little more Pink Pony Club than OK Corral.

1126. I think it's very smart.

1127. I think you didn't do Western wear,

1128. but you chose a Western character.

1129. You're that saloon girl.

1130. It fits your brand.

1131. And you stand out because you did Western

1132. but with a little bit of a different lens.

1133. - Mm-hmm. - All right.

1134. Thank you, All Stars.

1135. I think we've heard enough.

1136. While you untuck backstage,

1137. the judges and I will deliberate.

1138. And one last detail—

1139. this week's bottom four queens must give away their MVQ points

1140. on the main stage immediately following the final lip sync.

1141. You may leave the stage.

1142. Thank y'all.

1143. OK, just between us squirrel friends,

1144. what do you think?

1145. Now, we're looking for the top two All Stars of the week.

1146. Nicole Paige Brooks— bless her heart.

1147. Choreography is not her strong suit,

1148. and I think what you need to do in that case is, like,

1149. figure out something else.

1150. She just needed to sell it.

1151. But I enjoyed her little solo moment,

1152. because she felt in control, so I actually liked it.

1153. Tina Burner— the fashion look,

1154. I thought it was chic.

1155. It was sophisticated.

1156. Yeah, that outfit was gorgeous,

1157. my favorite of the evening.

1158. For me, Tina was the MVP of that group.

1159. Listen, she did everything she was supposed to do,

1160. and yet Kerri outshone her.

1161. Kerri did something that Nicole Paige Brooks

1162. should have done.

1163. She made it her own, and it was fascinating to watch.

1164. What I love about Mistress Isabelle Brooks

1165. is that she takes charge.

1166. She came out, and she donkey-punched us

1167. into submission. - Mm-hmm.

1168. In fact, I didn't mind that her arms didn't extend

1169. as far as they could have.

1170. I was really focused on her acting, and I was sold.

1171. Mm-hmm.

1172. It's time to talk about Butthole.

1173. Everybody's talking about Butthole, Ru.

1174. Everybody's talking about Butthole.

1175. She did some pretty tough choreography

1176. that she absolutely could not have handled

1177. if this was her season.

1178. And then this runway look— she's just wildly creative.

1179. I thought it was very solid.

1180. Yeah.

1181. I love how Jorgeous is taking risks.

1182. She's putting character into her characters now.

1183. It's all completely effortless.

1184. The runway—she was giving, like, 1880s

1185. Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. - Yes!

1186. I think the Western outfit was

1187. a smart choice, because it was another aspect

1188. of the Western experience.

1189. - She stood out. - She stood out.

1190. - Yeah. - Silence.

1191. I have made my decision.

1192. Bring back my All Stars.

1193. Welcome back, All Stars.

1194. Based on your "Starrbooty: the Rebooty" performances

1195. and your Wild, Wild West runway presentations,

1196. I've made some decisions.

1197. The top two All Stars of the week are...

1198. Jorgeous...

1199. And Lydia Butthole Kollins.

1200. Holy shit!

1201. Oh, my God.

1202. Condragulations.

1203. You've each earned two points.

1204. The rest of you can step to the back of the stage.

1205. Jorgeous and Butthole are moving on to the semifinals,

1206. but there's still a chance for third place,

1207. so I've got to figure out what I'm doing quickly.

1208. - We could. - You tell me.

1209. Mistress has been telling Kerri she's

1210. going to give her her point.

1211. So if me and Tina both give her our points,

1212. then we can bump Mistress out of the top.

1213. Jorgeous, Lydia, this week, you were both booty-ful.

1214. But tonight there can only be one winner.

1215. Two All Stars stand before me.

1216. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me,

1217. win $10,000, and earn a coveted extra point

1218. in the Tournament of All Stars.

1219. The time has come for you

1220. to Lip Sync for Your Legacy.

1221. Oh, my God!

1222. I'm for sure in the semifinals,

1223. and now I need that extra point.

1224. Because I'm not going to let this new bitch beat me.

1225. Absolutely not.

1226. Especially in a lip sync?

1227. Mama, wrong girl.

1228. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1229. Come on, Jorgeous!

1230. Yes!

1231. Yes!

1232. Yes, girls.

1233. All Stars, I've made my decision.

1234. Jorgeous, condragulations.

1235. You're a winner, baby.

1236. - Yes, ma'am! - Yes, sister!

1237. Oh, my God!

1238. Who am I?

1239. You've won a cash tip of $10,000,

1240. and you've earned an extra point.

1241. Thank you, Mother.

1242. Nicole, Tina, Kerri, and Mistress,

1243. please step forward.

1244. Bottom four All Stars,

1245. it's time for you to give your MVQ point

1246. to the All Star you believe

1247. is the most valuable queen of the week.

1248. Choose wisely, because your MVQ points

1249. could determine which queens advance to the semifinals.

1250. Now, in the event of a tie, I will choose who moves

1251. forward to the semifinals.

1252. The current scores are Jorgeous with 7.5 points,

1253. Lydia Butthole Kollins with 6 points.

1254. Mistress has 4.5.

1255. Kerri Colby and Tina Burner both have 2 points,

1256. and Nicole Paige Brooks has 1 point.

1257. Queens, write down the names of your MVQ now.

1258. My heart is down in the bottom of my stomach,

1259. because I literally need every single girl

1260. in the bottom to give me their point for me

1261. to move on to the semifinals.

1262. Lipsticks down.

1263. Nicole Paige Brooks, which queen gets your MVQ point?

1264. If we can bump Mistress out of the top, I'd be very happy.

1265. I want to give it to who I think did the best in my group.

1266. And that's Miss Kerri Colby.

1267. I love you. - I love you.

1268. Good luck.

1269. That takes Kerri to three points.

1270. Tina Burner, your turn.

1271. I believe in playing fair.

1272. Kerri did something tonight that I was so proud of.

1273. And I'm happy I could be there to uplift you,

1274. and I will continue to do that by giving you my point.

1275. That takes Kerri to four points.

1276. Kerri Colby, who gets your MVQ point?

1277. Well, Mother, I can't vote for myself.

1278. So I wanted to go ahead and right a wrong and even a score.

1279. It comes down to me versus Kerri.

1280. If she gives me a point, I'm in the next round.

1281. I chose to write...

1282. Tina Burner.

1283. So Tina Burner gets Kerri's point,

1284. which brings Tina to three points.

1285. Mistress, who gets your MVQ point?

1286. Mistress pulled a fast one on me.

1287. So if she puts me in the semifinals,

1288. justice would be served.

1289. You know, we litigate.

1290. So the first week, I did something

1291. very nasty and out of character,

1292. and I stole Nicole and Kerri's point.

1293. And I did tell Kerri I was going to give her my point,

1294. and I do think she did very well this challenge.

1295. However, I knew she was going to be a fake bitch

1296. and not give me her point.

1297. So I gave my point to Lydia.

1298. Oh.

1299. You're welcome, daughter.

1300. That takes Lydia to seven points.

1301. Holy shit.

1302. You know what, bitch?

1303. Yeah, I am a motherfucking fake bitch—to you, girl.

1304. Because, like, what the fuck?

1305. You've been nothing but fake this

1306. entire fucking competition,

1307. and you really fucking tried me.

1308. And I know you feel like shit for that, you bitch.

1309. All Stars, all the points for this bracket

1310. have now been awarded, which means,

1311. Jorgeous, Lydia Butthole Kollins,

1312. and Mistress Isabelle Brooks,

1313. you are advancing to the semifinals.

1314. Condragulations.

1315. Nicole Paige Brooks, Tina Burner, Kerri Colby,

1316. all is not lost.

1317. You still have a chance to reenter the competition.

1318. What?

1319. Prior to the grand finale, each of our regular judges

1320. will choose one eliminated All Star to be entered

1321. into the wild card lottery.

1322. What?

1323. Randomly, one All Star will be selected to compete

1324. in the final Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown

1325. and the chance to win $200,000.

1326. Work.

1327. Now, to our viewers, tune in next week

1328. as the third and final bracket of All Stars arrive to compete.

1329. Thank you, queens.

1330. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

1331. how in the hell you going to love somebody else?

1332. Can I get an amen up in here?

1333. Amen.

1334. All right, now let the music play.

1335. Bring on these other semifinal bitches.

1336. I'm ready for them to feel my wrath.

1337. The next queens have no idea what they're in for.

1338. It's about to be stunts, shows, and shenanigans.

1339. To the other queens in the next round,

1340. I can't wait to meet you.

1341. Next time on the Tournament of All Stars...

1342. Presenting bracket number 3.

1343. I am not to be fucked with.

1344. I am a legend.

1345. I came here to kick ass.

1346. Look out.

1347. For this week's Tournament of All Stars Maxi Challenge,

1348. you need to design and create a bewitching

1349. look for the main stage.

1350. - Goose bumps. - Yes.

1351. I'm sold, I'm sold. I need to drink.

1352. The witches will see you now.

1353. Hi, Ariana Grande!

1354. It's the most homosexual moment of my life.

1355. I feel pressure

1356. because it's, like, only three weeks, baby.

1357. We have to bring it even harder.

1358. I love a challenge.

1359. She's going to meet you at the parking lot right now.

1360. I'll remember that. Click and save.

1361. I'm not just a bitch. I'm that bitch.

1362. Oh, honey.