RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 10x5

1. This season on the "Tournament of All Stars,"

2. 18 queens compete in three brackets for a chance

3. to face off in the finals and win a grand prize of $200,000.

4. Last week, bracket two competed in the first

5. of their three episodes.

6. For your first "Tournament of All Stars" Maxi Challenge,

7. we're throwing an eight ball.

8. Yes.

9. Two Brookses is in the top three of season 10.

10. Can't wait. - Clock it.

11. Mistress, she's an instant sister just because you

12. have the last name.

13. Hopefully it's a built in alliance.

14. There's a lot of giggling over here, bitch.

15. I love Mistress.

16. We basically started doing drag together.

17. Come on, Texas girls, we are in the house.

18. Yes.

19. My ass is moving on to the next round.

20. So who's going with me? - Ooh.

21. Clock it.

22. My strategy is to make alliances with everyone

23. and allow them to act first, and then I'll act as I want.

24. If something goes wrong, I'll fit you, you fit me.

25. It'll all work out. - Oh, yeah.

26. I like where we're going here.

27. Me and Lydia, maybe we have a pre-alliance.

28. Tina's been at me ever since I tweeted that picture of her

29. in that nasty Skittles wig.

30. Weren't you the one sliding into my DMs?

31. No.

32. I'm done talking to you.

33. Bye, Ronald.

34. Mistress is very mean.

35. That draws me to her.

36. Would you adopt me?

37. Oh, so you're wanna be my drag daughter?

38. I'm auditioning for the role.

39. Lydia Butthole Collins.

40. You did a really good job here.

41. This is one of my favorites tonight.

42. Tinta Burnter.

43. That is so well constructed.

44. Very chic. I love it.

45. The top two All Stars of the week are

46. Tina Burner

47. and Lydia Butthole Collins.

48. Condragulations.

49. You've each earned two points.

50. Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,

51. win $10,000, and earn a coveted extra point.

52. Lydia Butthole Collins, condragulations.

53. You're a winner, baby.

54. Thank you so much.

55. Each week, the bottom four queens

56. will each receive one point.

57. You must give it away to the All Star

58. you believe is the most valuable queen of the week.

59. So choose wisely, because at the end of this bracket,

60. the three queens with the most points

61. will move on to the semifinals.

62. Oh my God, that was so sickening.

63. Oh, baby, the games.

64. - The first challenge is done. - The games, the games.

65. The games. - First week done.

66. Week one is officially done.

67. I didn't win the challenge, unfortunately,

68. although I was so close.

69. Oh, they already changed the points.

70. - Yes. - Must be nice.

71. All right, Lydia.

72. I'm hoping I can get a point somewhere.

73. I cannot be at 0.

74. I cannot be that far behind.

75. I refuse to live in a world where Tina Burner

76. has more points than me.

77. Do we feel like we're ready to start giving our MVQs?

78. You know, I am the eldest, and it

79. was recently my birthday, and y'all didn't get me anything.

80. So if you each want to give me a point,

81. I would really appreciate it.

82. Well, that was a wonderful plea.

83. OK, what's yours?

84. For me, I just think that we do get to take a little bit

85. of our power back with these.

86. I was talking with Mistress and Jorgeous, my Texas girls,

87. about wanting to see us all in the finals.

88. So this could be a really great way

89. to kind of show our true colors.

90. Whoever gives me one is getting one.

91. Whoever I give one to, I would like to receive one.

92. If that's not the tea—

93. You want a versatile switch.

94. Yeah, I would like to flip flop with somebody.

95. Anybody want to flip flop with mommy?

96. OK, oh my God.

97. Mistress Brooks, you know, we got that Brooks alliance.

98. I feel like we're on the same page.

99. So I'm hoping she will give me a point.

100. - Oh. - Oh, wow.

101. Ladies.

102. Congratulations.

103. Thank you very much.

104. That was fun.

105. Y'all better work.

106. Ooh, I'm on top of the world, girl.

107. I can't even tell you.

108. This is the biggest redemption for me I could imagine.

109. I'm in the lead? Ooh.

110. Oh, my God.

111. The lip sync was sickening, bitch.

112. How are you in the lead, miss season 17?

113. You could tell how much RuPaul lives for her too.

114. And I'm like, oh my God, not me being jealous.

115. No, we're not having that.

116. She better be ready for next week,

117. because I'm coming for her top spot.

118. It's my first challenge win, so I'm just—

119. Yay!

120. We broke the curse.

121. My question for y'all, since y'all are coming in, in this

122. case, at an advantage, how would you play it when

123. it comes to giving points?

124. You know, it's supposed to be who you thought was

125. the MVQ, queen of the week.

126. If it was me, and it was based on that judges' critique,

127. I'm listening to what they said.

128. I don't foresee myself giving a point to somebody in the top.

129. I feel like they've already earned

130. their points for the week.

131. I would probably give it to one in the bottom four

132. that I feel like was the most rah-rah with me

133. that week, was sweet to me that week, wasn't hateful to me

134. or was helpful in some way, shape, or form

135. or gave me a point.

136. You do whatever you want to do with it.

137. It's a game. - OK, I'm gonna do—

138. I'm gonna do that. - It is a game.

139. Ideally, I feel like we all did try.

140. So I'd like to see everyone have at least a point.

141. A point out there.

142. Nobody should be zeroed out.

143. If somebody's zeroed out, I think

144. that's gonna be real messy.

145. I agree.

146. OK, so anyways, it's just too much talking.

147. So you're giving me your point.

148. And then Kerri, you're giving Jorgeous

149. her point and then vice versa. So let's go.

150. OK, we're gonna swap.

151. Y'all gonna swap?

152. House of Brooks, bitch, you got to think fast

153. in this competition, because we only have two more weeks left.

154. And you want to get those points from the jump.

155. So any way that I can to make it to the next round,

156. I'll do it.

157. Let Nicole go first.

158. You want me to go first?

159. Yeah, House of Brooks.

160. I'm gonna swap with you.

161. You're gonna swap with me?

162. Girl, no, but that's not how—

163. now you're already starting that bullshit.

164. Once you've given up, that's it.

165. Is it given family ties, or is it giving bullshit?

166. I just saw you making out with Jorgeous

167. over there, winking at her.

168. Remember, ladies—

169. Why don't you give up yours first?

170. You're giving shadiness already.

171. That's literally why I leaned over—

172. I literally leaned over and I was like, Nicole has been—

173. yeah, so, Nicole, if we're gonna do it—

174. Here, Miss Brooks, keep it in the family.

175. This should go.

176. No, you give me yours, bitch.

177. Go, Kerri, go.

178. Jorgeous, I'm gonna go ahead and talk with you, honey.

179. - Thank you. - Season 14, Texas girls.

180. Yes, ma'am.

181. And as Nicole said, we're keeping the Brooks

182. in the family, and we're not really related, so here's

183. my point, Jorgeous.

184. Oh, my God.

185. Thank you, sister.

186. And let me get my bag.

187. You know what?

188. Period.

189. And it's giving— I'm sorry.

190. I should have been in the top.

191. We should have been in the top.

192. So now we're even. Yes, ma'am.

193. And it's no tea.

194. Bitch.

195. I was bullied into giving my point to Mistress.

196. I think she stole my point.

197. I was bullied into that.

198. Girl, I was about to gag.

199. Girl, the look on Nicole and Kerri's face.

200. Oh, my God.

201. I will never forget it.

202. And they can't do nothing about it.

203. Girl, Mistress, that was a sickening idea.

204. Thank you, sis, for these two points.

205. Y'all let them walk you into that.

206. I did let them walk us into that, Kerri.

207. That was me, my fault. I'm sorry.

208. That was totally me.

209. Girl, I'm fuckin' falling out.

210. That is some bullshit.

211. You're just gonna fully fuck your friend over?

212. We're supposed to be the Texas girls,

213. and I ended up coming out completely empty handed.

214. Kerri, we're still Texas sisters.

215. I'm gonna get it together.

216. I just— I expect to get some Texas points.

217. Most definitely.

218. Mistress knows she owes me a debt.

219. She knows she did me dirty.

220. So does Jorgeous.

221. I'm not gonna show her my cards or emotions, but I do get even.

222. I don't like being in the bottom.

223. That's why I had to fix it.

224. Very fixed.

225. I should have known that Mistress is a fucking mess,

226. and she's gonna do whatever she has to do.

227. And if that means throwing her Texan sister

228. under the bus, or anybody else, I feel

229. like she's willing to do it.

230. Well, I'm very uncomfortable, so let's get out of drag

231. and get comfortable.

232. Yes.

233. I have two points, and now Mistress and Jorgeous

234. have two points as well.

235. And I worked my ass off for it.

236. And those girls just pulled some shady bullshit

237. to get the same place.

238. It's shocking, because I thought Jorgeous

239. was sweet little Jorgeous.

240. She is a gremlin.

241. Mistress fed her after midnight.

242. It's just two little evil minions.

243. - You're shady as fuck. - No, I'm not.

244. Yes you are, bitch. That was shady as fuck.

245. You're just a fuckin' mess. Get away from me.

246. I don't trust anything you say to me ever again.

247. That was it. - Ah!

248. And I'm not playing with you.

249. That was your one test and you failed.

250. I'm fuckin' screaming.

251. You want to be a fuckin' cunt?

252. Get ready, bitch, because I've been a cunt

253. for longer than you could ever think about.

254. I still got my two points, so.

255. Part of me feels bad that they thought

256. that I wouldn't do this.

257. I don't feel bad about not giving them the point.

258. I thought Nicole was a fool in the challenge

259. and I thought Kerri was the fool too.

260. Bitches.

261. Everyone is just so gagged.

262. This just shows me the girls were not

263. ready to play this game, because what did

264. you think this was gonna be?

265. Happy fun time?

266. No, ma'am.

267. Everyone knows you don't trust a fat, nasty bitch.

268. Welcome to "Drag Race."

269. The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

270. receives a one year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills

271. Cosmetics, a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

272. and a cash prize of $200,000.

273. With extra special guest judge, Chappell Roan.

274. Oh, now, wait a minute, ho.

275. Good morning, everybody.

276. Good morning, baby.

277. Look at the scoreboard.

278. Oh, look at it.

279. Today's a new day in the Werk Room.

280. And after the chaos that me and Mistress

281. caused last week, I'm in a way better position.

282. I jumped two points, and I'm like,

283. I have this in the bag now.

284. You know what I mean?

285. So bring me the challenge, Ru.

286. Bring me the challenge. I'm ready.

287. The new girl is the winner so far.

288. OK. Congratulations.

289. Yes, you go, new girl.

290. What I'm curious about, what does this mean in the audition

291. process to be your daughter? What does this mean to you?

292. You know what?

293. I will say yesterday, even though I was like,

294. it should have been me, I was like, you know what?

295. My daughter's up there, so congratulations.

296. I think you've officially passed the test, my new baby.

297. Yes, I'm so proud of you.

298. I have aligned myself with Mistress at this point.

299. This could either help me or it could completely destroy me.

300. I don't know if she's going to turn on me

301. and throw me under the bus, or if she's gonna

302. help me out, you know?

303. I guess you checked every box.

304. We'll work, Mistress. Thank you.

305. Thank you, mother.

306. So no more Lydia Butthole.

307. It's Lydia Brooks Collins.

308. Werk!

309. I see how them Texas Brookses are now, though.

310. We don't throw our lineage around like that,

311. but I see you.

312. Does your mama let you give the name out like that,

313. like it's water?

314. What do you mean?

315. Wait, wait, wait.

316. So you don't think the winner is worthy?

317. That's crazy.

318. No, I'm just saying, my mama don't let me

319. give out the name like that.

320. You just get to throw her name around like that?

321. It's not even your last name. It's hers.

322. That is my last name.

323. And watch.

324. Mama doesn't let me give it out like that.

325. You pick up a kid every week.

326. You know what? Tell me— tell me—

327. No, we'll see.

328. Tell me the Atlanta Brooks' accomplishments.

329. You're online all the time.

330. Look it up.

331. Can we get at least three?

332. You go home and try to find an ugly picture of me.

333. You can't, girl. - Can we?

334. But I could find an ugly picture,

335. because what I saw last week will be forever memorialized.

336. I think Nicole is just so gagged.

337. And, you know, the thing is, she's been out of the game

338. for so long.

339. And even when she was in the game,

340. she was here for two episodes over 10 years ago.

341. Welcome back, hunty.

342. So let's say we get into another situation

343. where you guys have to do your badges.

344. I'm just going to say it here first.

345. You two are giving them out first.

346. Hands down.

347. Nobody's getting anything until you hand them out.

348. - Oh, my God. - Well, you know what?

349. We don't have to worry about that, because we're

350. going to be in the top.

351. We're not gonna have badges to give.

352. Oh!

353. Let's hit it. Let's hit it.

354. Ooh, girl.

355. She done already done had herses.

356. All Stars—

357. - Hey. - Hey, Mother.

358. now that you're back, it's time to talk smack.

359. - OK. - Well, yes.

360. So start spitting those verses, because she

361. done already done had herses.

362. - OK. - The gigs, the gigs, the gigs.

363. OK.

364. The gigs.

365. Yes.

366. Hello, hello, hello.

367. Good morning, All Stars.

368. - Good morning, Mother. - Good morning!

369. For this week's Maxi Challenge, I couldn't decide.

370. Should we do a good old fashioned roast?

371. Ooh.

372. Or should we have ourselves a rap battle?

373. Oh yeah.

374. Baby.

375. And then I thought, what the hell?

376. Let's do both.

377. - Period. - Oh, baby.

378. So for the first time in "Drag Race"

379. herstory, we're going to have ourselves a rapping roast.

380. Here's how it works.

381. We lay down a funky beat, and you

382. serve up a badass rap that reads your fellow

383. All Stars to filth.

384. OK.

385. Lydia Butthole Collins.

386. Yes.

387. You won last week's lip sync,

388. so you get to assign the performance order.

389. Oh my God.

390. Getting the opportunity to choose the order for the roast

391. is exciting.

392. I could either be really shitty with the lineup,

393. or I could give everyone the best spot possible

394. and be on everyone's good side.

395. And on the main stage, you'll be making your rapping roast

396. debuts, where we'll be joined by our extra special guest

397. judge, Chappell Roan.

398. Oh my God, I'm fucking gagging.

399. I am obsessed with Chappell.

400. She is the chef's kiss, mwah, to pop music.

401. All Stars, start your engines and may the best

402. drag queen win.

403. Yes.

404. Whoo!

405. Let's go write some roasts.

406. I'm going to sit right here.

407. You know what, let me talk to my new daughter.

408. Let's get into it.

409. For this week's Maxi Challenge, we are

410. doing the rapping roast for the first time

411. in "Drag Race" herstory.

412. I'm smiling ear to ear, because the girls do not

413. even know what they're in for.

414. This is my thing.

415. That's the thing.

416. I kind of am the bitch to look out for.

417. Very nasty and raw.

418. I've always loved villains.

419. I can't help it.

420. That's why I think I'm drawn to people like you,

421. because it's just so funny.

422. I'm the queen of "Drag Race" beefs.

423. I'm the queen of the diss tracks.

424. I love to eat a roast.

425. I love to give a roast.

426. So I'm ready to shred these bitches

427. and really show them how it's done.

428. I've never got to do a roast on my season,

429. so I'm really excited.

430. But I've already seen you roast.

431. You roasted me. You were fuckin' sickening.

432. You won the roast challenge in your season.

433. I respect you for that.

434. I won my last roast during season 17.

435. I'm a really, really big fan.

436. Is what Mistress would say if she was dressed

437. like an oscillating fan.

438. But it's a little scary when you have to do something

439. you've done really well before, because then there's

440. a magnifying glass on you.

441. Besides that, I have never had to write

442. and perform my own rap lyrics.

443. But I'm gonna put on my shit kickers

444. and kick as much shit as I can possibly kick.

445. What is the tea with the order?

446. Because you have to cause mass destruction.

447. Do you think I do?

448. I know you do.

449. As a fresh new Brooks?

450. That's what we do.

451. You got a chance to, you know, shake things up

452. and make it interesting.

453. So why not do it?

454. I may be a Brooks, but I'm a fresh Brooks.

455. I don't have that shade ingrained in me yet.

456. I mean, I would like to impress my mother,

457. but also, I don't want to make everyone turn on me.

458. If you had an ideal spot, where would you want to go?

459. Honestly, I can go wherever, but I prefer middle.

460. Middle to end.

461. OK, I'm going to go ask around, and then I'll come back

462. and I'll tell you my rule.

463. I love that.

464. So who are you most excited to read?

465. Obviously.

466. I'm gonna get her.

467. Ladies, ladies, ladies.

468. Hello.

469. What's up, sweetie?

470. Hi.

471. I wanted to come around and ask about the order,

472. see where you guys are comfortable.

473. I mean, I'd love to be last, but if you want me to go first,

474. I can open it up.

475. I'm hoping that Lydia listens to me a little bit,

476. because I feel like Lydia and I are bonding.

477. We've been flirting with some sort of alliance.

478. But she's Mistress's daughter now,

479. so I have no idea what she gonna do.

480. OK, now, what about you, Miss Nicole?

481. I really don't give a shit.

482. - Oh, you don't give a shit? - No.

483. - You don't? - OK.

484. OK.

485. Tina Burner on fire like the "Hunger Games."

486. You know it, tss!

487. So I've done a rap before on my season.

488. We performed to "Condragulations,"

489. and I did, baby.

490. I rapped the verse down, honey.

491. And I gotta tell you, it's one of my favorite things

492. that I did in my season.

493. So I am super stoked to be able to do this rapping roast

494. and see if I can get some more points on the board, honey.

495. That was like 30 seconds.

496. I was gonna say, that's not much time

497. to get your point across.

498. I gotta read all these hoes in 30 seconds?

499. Oh, girl.

500. I'm gonna use that whole time on Miss Brooks, honey.

501. After not doing so well in the design challenge last week—

502. Because it's the world's biggest platform for drag,

503. I feel like it's got to be bigger.

504. I think that this roast could

505. be the Rudemption that I need.

506. Tina page.

507. Ooh, I get a full page?

508. How many pages for Mistress?

509. The rest of the book.

510. She's gonna be last.

511. I mean, I've never rapped or sang before,

512. but I'm a Southern Belle with a sharp tongue.

513. And this is just reading on beat.

514. So I'm loaded and ready.

515. Uh-oh. Turn your page.

516. All right, turn the page.

517. So, sister, you've never done a roast before.

518. Are you excited about this?

519. I am.

520. And it's rapping, like—

521. Yes.

522. In "All Stars 9," I had a breakthrough during the roast.

523. You did.

524. And I didn't know I could read these bitches like that.

525. Girl, I did amazing in my roast on "All Stars 9."

526. Angeria is so country, she eats ass with a side

527. of mustard greens, bitch.

528. I really thought I had it in the bag, but I did not win,

529. and I was real bitter boots about it.

530. But this time it's a little bit different.

531. It's not so much stand up, but more rapping,

532. which means you got to put on a performance.

533. And one thing about Jorgeous, she loves a performance.

534. She loves turning out a number.

535. So the dancing part and the performing part I

536. could definitely use to my advantage.

537. I'm kind of an evil genius in a way.

538. Go ahead and write that down.

539. - Yes, evil genius. - Yes.

540. I can't wait to see what you about to write about me.

541. You've already eaten me up, girl.

542. OK, bitch.

543. Jorgeous and Mistress really thought

544. they were slick, leaving me with 0 points on the board.

545. And I am still able to be a sister.

546. But now I know the type of game we're playing.

547. And I have a lot of making up to do.

548. I like to start rapping with your manifestation statement

549. that you base your thing off of.

550. So evil genius can be yours.

551. And for me, I'm going to put lyrical miracle.

552. - OK. - You know.

553. Since the last time I was here, I am so much more confident

554. on stage and I love rap.

555. So you're gonna see some star power when I'm out there.

556. Sisters, darlings, I wanted to see what was going on.

557. What were you feeling for the roast order?

558. Where are you both comfortable?

559. Fifth or like fourth.

560. I'd love to go last.

561. You want to go? OK, OK.

562. I have a lot to think about.

563. My immediate game plan here is that I need

564. to start playing the game.

565. I am a woman of business.

566. I'm going to go over to Lydia.

567. And even though she's apparently

568. Mistress's new daughter, Miss Lydia Butthole Brooks,

569. I do have some faith in my sister.

570. And I'm trying to find my own alliances,

571. because apparently the ones that I was told I had

572. don't exist.

573. You won your roasting challenge, didn't you?

574. I did, yeah.

575. So you've got it in you?

576. Yeah, I feel like I got it in me.

577. I'm more worried about the lineup.

578. You know? - Why?

579. OK, run me through it.

580. Why do you want to go last?

581. I want to go last because I feel like what I'm bringing

582. is very probably different from what the other girls are

583. going to do.

584. I'm roasting without naming anyone.

585. OK.

586. Everyone is going to name drop and go for the obvious.

587. But like, let's be real.

588. Mistress knows she's big.

589. Jorgeous knows she's tiny, looking like someone's child.

590. Lydia knows that she's awkward, skinny, and brand-new.

591. Nicole knows that she's old as fuck

592. and is struggling to keep up.

593. And Tina Burner knows that she is and forever always will

594. be a complete man in a wig.

595. I don't need to name you to read you.

596. So I just feel like for that alone, it kind of closes it

597. out and wraps everything up.

598. Right.

599. I really do think that going last

600. is a perfect opportunity to do something different

601. and just leave it on the floor.

602. Now, say I do put you last.

603. - OK. - Honor your wishes.

604. Yes.

605. You're not in the top. God forbid.

606. OK.

607. You have an extra point to throw around.

608. Where are you going to throw that point?

609. If you throw me a bone, I could definitely

610. throw something back to you.

611. OK.

612. I'm not sure what to do right now.

613. Tina also wants to go last, and Tina has been teasing the idea

614. of an alliance with me.

615. But Kerri says she's going to give me a point.

616. Girl, I don't know what I'm doing.

617. I have a lot of relationships in this game

618. that I have to think about.

619. Ladies, I believe I have the order for the rapping roast.

620. OK, let's go.

621. Let's go see if she sabotaged us.

622. In first place, Tina Burner.

623. OK.

624. Then Nicole Paige Brooks, then

625. myself, followed by Mistress, then Jorgeous, and then

626. Kerri Colby.

627. Period!

628. You are a sister.

629. Girl, I had to. I had to.

630. Thank you.

631. I like that.

632. She hasn't rubbed off on you yet.

633. Oh, wow.

634. Lydia Brooks Collins, thank you, my dear.

635. So why'd you put me first?

636. Just question.

637. You said you wanted to go either first or last.

638. Yeah, no, no, I just mean, the decision of it in the end.

639. Right.

640. So in the end, it was kind of Kerri with the hinging factor,

641. 'cause you really wanted to go last.

642. It's a woman's world, baby.

643. I have to close it.

644. But you could open it.

645. That's a sandwich.

646. Everybody else in the middle.

647. Lydia put me as first for the roast.

648. I'm not mad, because it was my second choice.

649. Well, you know what?

650. Y'all got a lot of work to do.

651. Let's all get to work. - Yeah.

652. Let's all get to work.

653. But I'm a little confused about this whole alliance

654. situation, considering we had talked about it.

655. Do you want some?

656. Yes, please.

657. It'll cost you a point.

658. Now.

659. You handed it to me before I could respond.

660. Do you think I don't?

661. I haven't seen yet.

662. I think I was very fair with the order.

663. Oh yeah.

664. But those aren't points, babe.

665. That's just an order.

666. That's true.

667. I hope if it came down to it and Lydia

668. and I were in the position where she could give

669. me a point that she would.

670. I think it's also going to help

671. to see the top two to know what the fairest thing to do is.

672. You got to see who's— - 100.

673. Gonna see how it falls.

674. Yeah.

675. I don't know if Tina thinks we have a solid alliance.

676. I do really value Tina.

677. But in the words of Samantha Jones, I love you,

678. but I love me more.

679. So I am going to do whatever it takes to propel myself.

680. Nicole, you better be fuckin' painted out of your mind.

681. Bitch, get ready.

682. I'll have my eyebrows all the way up into my hairline

683. and everything.

684. Last week, my critique was that I'm not draggy enough.

685. Your face is beautiful.

686. But why you didn't beat it up?

687. The hair for me needs to be at least doubled.

688. So I'm going to pull out the biggest hair I brought and put

689. all the black up in this eye that I can,

690. and just put this hard ass cheek on.

691. How about this for a cheek?

692. I have to push myself outside my norm, you know what I mean?

693. And that's what I'm here to do.

694. Would y'all consider giving me and Jorgeous another point?

695. And we'll really swap this time to make things good.

696. - You first. - You first.

697. No, but y'all go first so I know that y'all trust us.

698. No.

699. I'm sorry, but doing something again

700. and expecting a different result is—

701. The definition of insanity.

702. It won't happen again.

703. Be honest, are y'all in y'all's feelings about it?

704. I'm not in my feelings.

705. I was just, like, blindsided.

706. Yeah.

707. Because I was like, wait, what?

708. I mean, I just thought y'all were close.

709. The three of you were very tight.

710. That doesn't mean we're not close, though.

711. Honestly, when it comes to teams and alliances,

712. I feel like that shit always falls apart.

713. I mean, Destiny's Child fell apart.

714. For sure.

715. The girls are mad.

716. The girls are at me.

717. And that's exactly the little push I need.

718. I have to win this week because, baby, there is

719. no anybody giving me points.

720. If I fall, the girls are definitely

721. not giving me shit.

722. I think it just lit a fire.

723. Don't ever hope for something from someone.

724. Just work, bitch.

725. Hi, I'm Chappell.

726. Do any of you queers have something sexy I can slip into?

727. Oh, my God!

728. Yes, honey.

729. Hi.

730. It's so muggy, muggy.

731. Oh my God, Chappell Roan is here.

732. So nice to meet you.

733. You look stunning.

734. I'm fucking gagging, because, honestly, I

735. knew about this bitch way before she got famous.

736. I can't believe she's here right

737. now, because I've been wanting to meet

738. her for the longest time.

739. So what are we preparing for today?

740. We're getting ready for a rap roast.

741. To roast each other. Yeah.

742. It's a little rapping roast.

743. Who can rap out of you?

744. I think it's a matter of who can write lyrics.

745. OK.

746. Yeah, don't judge the rapping.

747. More the lyrics.

748. But it is a rap battle.

749. Lydia. - Yes, ma'am.

750. You opened for me in Pittsburgh.

751. I did. And it was too much fun.

752. That was so fun. That was a great show.

753. I had the opportunity to be an opening act

754. for Chappell Roan during her pit stop in Pittsburgh

755. for her Midwest Princess Tour.

756. There was 2,100 people in the crowd.

757. Up until that point, it was the biggest

758. crowd I performed in front of.

759. It was exhilarating and I cannot believe I am going

760. to perform for her yet again.

761. The pressure cooker has been turned on.

762. I have local drag at every show that I do.

763. Thank you for doing that.

764. Because especially right now with everything

765. that's going on in the country regarding drag,

766. and you've taken your platform to uplift us.

767. Thank you for that.

768. Thank you so much.

769. It's not often that people who

770. have broke through the mainstream

771. support people like us, you know?

772. I feel like I have always been one of you.

773. Down.

774. I just feel like I am a drag queen.

775. That's punk rock as fuck.

776. I feel like drag has come so far

777. from what we used to think as far as female impersonation.

778. I think anyone can do drag, and drag is for everybody.

779. Chappell being here really shows how genuine

780. she is and her love for not only

781. the gay community, which she's a part of, but just

782. her love for drag.

783. I don't have my wig on.

784. Maybe I could see some of your wigs and try 'em on.

785. Help yourself.

786. It's very special to just have someone who sees us

787. for who we are and not only sees us,

788. but wants to be a part of it.

789. So I love it.

790. How beautiful.

791. We fully feel like you could totally

792. compete on a "Drag Race."

793. I can't— look.

794. I can sing, but I can't pop my pussy like y'all.

795. I mean, Kerri could teach you a bit.

796. Baby, I got you, woman to woman.

797. You're Sasha's baby.

798. I am.

799. - She's goddess. - She's mother.

800. Yeah. - She is goddess.

801. Kerri, maybe she should be a Colby.

802. A Colby.

803. Chappell Colby has a ring to it.

804. CC, Chappell Colby.

805. Yes.

806. Now, with this wig and with all of you,

807. I need to get a selfie.

808. Oh yes, baby.

809. Let's find the light.

810. Find the light.

811. Go!

812. I know y'all bitches wish y'all were me right now,

813. hanging with Chappell.

814. All right, CC, Chappell Colby.

815. Chappell Colby!

816. Come on, Chappell Colby.

817. We got you, girl.

818. Thank you so much for having me.

819. I'm so excited for tonight.

820. And I only have one thing to say.

821. Ooh.

822. Good luck, babes, and don't fuck it up.

823. Yes, werk.

824. Did she just steal your wig?

825. She can have it. Take it with you.

826. - It looks better on her. - It does, baby.

827. It does. You know it does.

828. Yes.

829. I love her.

830. She's amazing.

831. She really is.

832. I also really love that, as a queer icon,

833. she's also a queer woman.

834. That's amazing.

835. And that really does show testament of how far we've

836. come, because you can be fully in your alphabet mafia fantasy

837. and still make it big.

838. Growing up, that wasn't there, you know what I mean?

839. No, this is a very new thing.

840. And I also think that that's what needs to be highlighted

841. when it comes to the trans community having a voice

842. and being visible in the world.

843. It's like, we're not trying to change anyone.

844. We're just living authentically and we encourage

845. people to do the same.

846. Because it's always been here.

847. - Living your truth. - Yeah.

848. If you know who you are, be it.

849. I think it's simple.

850. It seems like it is very simple,

851. but some people still have a very hard

852. time grasping that concept.

853. There's a lot of people who really

854. love living in oppression.

855. You hear me, mother?

856. Not Sasha.

857. You hear me, girl.

858. My mother, she refused to recognize my gender pronouns,

859. and she would not—

860. she would not.

861. Still to this day?

862. Oh, of course.

863. She will never.

864. I have a lot of hurt inside of me

865. because this whole trans thing with my family

866. is a shit show.

867. Uh, it's just— it's not for them.

868. I don't think it ever will be.

869. They will never push me or help me or wish me well.

870. Do you still speak?

871. Not really.

872. If you don't want to be in my life

873. and you definitely don't want to come correct,

874. I don't owe you anything.

875. And honestly, you don't owe me anything.

876. But it is her loss, her and my dad both.

877. They're low key getting dragged in this rapping roast too.

878. I've really battled to have a sense

879. of confidence or cunt-fidence

880. and wanting to feel valid.

881. And that's why it's so important

882. to have allies and people who love you from the inside out,

883. from head to toe.

884. I have the most iconic, amazing chosen family ever.

885. That's true.

886. So I really don't feel like I'm missing anything.

887. I have an amazing community of fans and family and friends.

888. They support me. They love me.

889. They see me.

890. And I'm so proud of who I am now and what I represent.

891. And no one can take that away from me.

892. No one.

893. I'm close with my entire family.

894. That's beautiful. I love seeing that.

895. I'm really, really blessed.

896. I think that that should be the normal.

897. I think you should always, if you're

898. going to have a child, part of your contract

899. with having children should be loving them unconditionally.

900. No matter what.

901. Yeah, and not in spite of.

902. Loving them because of.

903. Because a lot of people say like,

904. I love you no matter what, but it shouldn't be no matter what.

905. It should be—

906. No, it should be I just love you, period.

907. I don't know why that's so hard sometimes.

908. Oh, now I'm nervous.

909. I'm a little setting the bar with opening it up.

910. Set the bar, set the bar.

911. Open it up wide.

912. I do feel like there's like a target on our backs

913. because we won the Maxi Challenge last week.

914. The good news is, there's not much of a target

915. now, because I got the same points

916. as Jorgeous and Mistress.

917. Right, right, right.

918. So it's anybody's game when it comes to the whole thing.

919. Yeah, things can switch so fast.

920. Yeah, they can switch up at any point.

921. I think Tina's mad.

922. About what?

923. Girl.

924. About what?

925. That we have the same points.

926. Oh yeah.

927. That we caught up.

928. What?

929. You said what, babe?

930. I heard you mention my name.

931. Well, actually, that was Jorgeous.

932. No, I didn't.

933. Girl, here we go again.

934. She's trying to get me going.

935. Why you gotta bring Jorgeous to this?

936. Girl, because I can, I will, and I want to.

937. Now, wait a minute.

938. My biggest challenge this week

939. is to not be annoyed by Mistress.

940. Tina, I feel like you're obsessed with me.

941. Well, maybe I am.

942. I know you are.

943. Don't poke the bear, honey.

944. Mistress is the bear, and I'm gonna poke her.

945. That sounded horrible.

946. So, bitch, what if we don't win this week?

947. What if we're not in the top?

948. Don't even give me that, because I don't want to— yeah,

949. yeah, yeah.

950. Girl, I know.

951. I do not count on anybody to give

952. me a point in this room after the shenanigans last week.

953. So my foot is on that gas pedal,

954. and I'm gunning for these challenges.

955. Because if I don't win some points from Mama Ru,

956. I'm not making it to the semifinals.

957. Sister Nicole, we are the zero

958. girls, the double zero girls.

959. What's our game plan to get out of that?

960. Oh, I'm pretty confident in what we're doing today.

961. You're gonna get you some points today?

962. I think we might end up in the top, me and you together.

963. OK.

964. Find the light, honey.

965. Find the joy.

966. Yeah, I'm going to find it during this roast.

967. Honey, I think this roast is about to be hot to go, honey.

968. Good luck, babes.

969. Ooh.

970. OK.

971. Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race

972. Tournament of All Stars."

973. It's Michelle Misdemeanor Visage.

974. Now, Michelle, tell the people how you

975. get out of moving violations.

976. Oh, honey, when the cop pulls me over,

977. I pull my thing down, flip it, and reverse it.

978. Ha, ha, yeah.

979. How many tickets have you paid?

980. None.

981. DJ Bossy Rossy.

982. Have you ever spit a rhyme?

983. No, Ru.

984. I prefer to swallow.

985. And I think you know that.

986. And it's the super graphic, ultramodern Chappell Roan.

987. Welcome, darling.

988. Thanks for having me, Ru.

989. It's so nice to be here.

990. And in the words of Sasha Colby,

991. I'm your favorite extra special guest

992. judge's favorite extra special guest judge.

993. Yes, you are.

994. This week, we challenged our queens to set the house on fire

995. at the first ever rapping roast.

996. And tonight on the runway, category

997. is Little Shop of Whores.

998. All Stars, start your engines, and may

999. the best drag queen win.

1000. Y'all ready for this?

1001. Yeah.

1002. Well, then make some noise for the "All Star"

1003. rapping roast.

1004. First up, Tina Burner.

1005. Next up,

1006. Nicole Paige Brooks.

1007. Next up, Lydia Butthole Collins.

1008. Up next, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

1009. Coming up next, hello, Jorgeous.

1010. All right, y'all.

1011. Kerri Colby.

1012. Category is Little Shop of Whores.

1013. Up first, Tinta Burnter.

1014. Stargazer lily.

1015. This runway is an homage to my mother,

1016. because she's the most important person to me.

1017. I feel stunning.

1018. I'm coming out as a bouquet of flowers.

1019. Pink hair on.

1020. Dare I say rosé?

1021. Why don't you come up and pollinate me sometime?

1022. Ooh, can I get a stamen?

1023. I'm just unfolding to the floor

1024. to the most gorgeous stargazer lily you've ever seen.

1025. And I feel like a queen.

1026. This is what's happening to me in this competition is

1027. I'm starting to bloom, and I'm starting

1028. to show people the best of me.

1029. Put your petals to the metal.

1030. Bouquet!

1031. Stupid.

1032. You're so dumb, Michelle.

1033. I'm so dumb.

1034. So dumb.

1035. Up next, Jorgeous.

1036. Venus flytrap.

1037. Hey, Jorgeous, your flytrap is open.

1038. Girl, I look like the sexy plant monster.

1039. You know what I mean?

1040. She's a Venus fly girl.

1041. I have my long fuckin' claw fingers with all

1042. these Venus fly traps on me.

1043. Fully stoned.

1044. And yes, this plant will take your man and eat your man too.

1045. Ah.

1046. Ah!

1047. - Honestly? - Honestly?

1048. The gigs, the gigs, the gigs.

1049. Ah!

1050. Up next, for your consideration,

1051. Nicole Paige Brooks.

1052. Cactus.

1053. Oh, I used to watch her at that strip club.

1054. What's it called? Oasis.

1055. Uh-huh.

1056. This represents my prickly personality.

1057. I feel like all queens kind of have

1058. a little prickly personality as a defense mechanism.

1059. So that's what the reveal is about.

1060. Does this succulent make my ass look big?

1061. Yes.

1062. It's like to strip off my prickly personality,

1063. you get the nice, loving, juicy parts of me.

1064. Oh, she's being deflowered.

1065. Ooh.

1066. A naked cactus.

1067. Oh.

1068. The hair is all wound up and rhinestoned

1069. and I put little lizards all over the inside,

1070. sucking on the juice of the cactus.

1071. I feel hot.

1072. Aloe she better don't.

1073. Up next, Lydia Butthole Collins.

1074. It's Lydia Two.

1075. Feed me, Seymour.

1076. I'm really leaning into the "Little Shop of Horrors."

1077. I have my Lydia Two monster on my arm.

1078. I have tamed the monster, and it is now my pet.

1079. And instead of it eating me and devouring me,

1080. I am devouring the runway.

1081. I think I see Butthole's rosebud.

1082. I'm so proud of the fact that I have made it myself.

1083. I think it's equal parts glamour and stupidity and camp

1084. and cartoonish.

1085. Vagina dentata.

1086. Up next, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

1087. Cactus.

1088. Baby, she was thorn this way.

1089. I'm giving you the full gamer fantasy, honey.

1090. I'm giving you animated cactus.

1091. I'm giving you something

1092. really out of the box for myself.

1093. I'm even wearing my short little pixie cut wig.

1094. I swirled her up in the front.

1095. Succulents, you own everything.

1096. And honestly, I look so cute and so different

1097. than all the plants on the runway.

1098. I feel so sexy, so sickening.

1099. Aloe, darling.

1100. Baby, I'm shaking my spiky titties

1101. and I'm hoping I don't poke an eye out.

1102. But you know what?

1103. If I do, I'm sure your eyes will still be on me.

1104. Agave, you stay.

1105. Up next, Kerri Colby, Venus flytrap.

1106. Ooh.

1107. Wow.

1108. This is why we don't use fireworks on the 4th of July.

1109. Yes.

1110. Very, really—

1111. - Oh! - Ooh!

1112. Oh my goodness.

1113. Oh wow.

1114. This is the birth of Venus flytrap.

1115. Body-ody-ody.

1116. This season, I wanted to feel reborn.

1117. I wanted to emerge.

1118. This is a fully realized moment for me

1119. to just show it all, be a little ugly,

1120. a little scary, a little ethereal, and baby,

1121. just take it all in.

1122. And in front of Chappell Colby.

1123. This bitch is carnivorous.

1124. Welcome, queens.

1125. Tonight, "Tournament of All Star" rules are in full effect.

1126. I'll name the top two All Stars of the week,

1127. and each will receive two points.

1128. Then the top two will lip sync for their chance to win

1129. $10,000 and an extra point.

1130. Remember, at the end of this bracket,

1131. the three queens with the most points will

1132. continue on to the semifinals.

1133. Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

1134. First up, Tina Burner.

1135. Tina, your performance was super fun.

1136. I enjoyed it.

1137. Here was the issue for me, though.

1138. You put so many lyrics in there,

1139. I couldn't understand them.

1140. So if you had less words, the impact would have been greater.

1141. - OK. - You're very strong.

1142. Like, I know it was a lot of words, but I think that's rap.

1143. So, love.

1144. Thank you.

1145. This look is why we were begging

1146. to see something other than orange, red, and yellow

1147. when you were here before.

1148. You look exquisite.

1149. You do look gorgeous.

1150. Is that a lily tattoo on your arm?

1151. Yeah, it goes all the way up my arm.

1152. Wow.

1153. My mom used to give me flowers when I used to perform

1154. in shows, and she'd always sign the card,

1155. "You're a star, love, Mom."

1156. And she was recently diagnosed with dementia.

1157. Sorry.

1158. I just wanted to bring her here with me because, before I left,

1159. I told her I was going, and she just didn't remember.

1160. We will all remember it for her.

1161. Yeah.

1162. Thank you.

1163. Yeah.

1164. Up next, the night the lights went out in Jorgeous.

1165. Yes.

1166. I love the dancing.

1167. You're so good and so effortless.

1168. - Thank you. - Love.

1169. Jorgeous, your lyrics were 10 out of 10.

1170. Yours I was able to understand a little bit more.

1171. I think my favorite line was, "Speaking of Mistress,

1172. let's be for real, looking like Godzilla in a one inch heel."

1173. Not too much, Michelle.

1174. I'm just saying.

1175. Look what she's wearing now.

1176. It was just very smart, Jorgeous.

1177. Thank you.

1178. And I don't think you've been called that a lot.

1179. - Thank you. - Ooh, the shade.

1180. That was somebody's line. Was it your line?

1181. Ooh.

1182. I'm quoting Mistress.

1183. No, I know.

1184. Listen, you got to be smart to be a roast queen,

1185. and, bitch, you have proven yourself.

1186. Girl, it's easy.

1187. Look at them.

1188. Ooh, the shade.

1189. On the runway tonight, it's Jorgeous and it's so elevated.

1190. This is what an All Star looks like.

1191. Thank you so much, you guys.

1192. Means a lot.

1193. From Atlanta, Georgia, Nicole Paige Brooks.

1194. Yes, ma'am.

1195. I loved your opening line.

1196. It's N-P-B F-A-G

1197. Nicole Paige Brooks from Atlanta, Georgia.

1198. Love.

1199. You had some really funny lines.

1200. There's one I have issues with, though.

1201. Jorgeous, how did you get here?

1202. You've been in Ross's colon the whole damn time.

1203. Now, my medical records are sealed.

1204. How did you know that?

1205. - Your OnlyFans. - My OnlyFans.

1206. Yeah.

1207. You approached the rap roast, I think, a little differently

1208. than all the other queens.

1209. You didn't try to rush anything.

1210. And because of that, we understood every single word

1211. that you said.

1212. You're just so funny and charismatic,

1213. and that's just who you are.

1214. What I loved most about your performance was,

1215. how great did you look?

1216. Thank you.

1217. That hair was the perfect size.

1218. The biggest thing I brought.

1219. And it was perfection.

1220. And then you came out as a beautiful cactus tonight

1221. with a cactus flower in your eye.

1222. But what is this?

1223. This is the meat of the cactus.

1224. OK.

1225. I didn't know what it was.

1226. I assumed it was the underbelly of the cactus.

1227. You have worms?

1228. This is a snake.

1229. OK, just making sure you don't have a tapeworm.

1230. I look thin? You're so sweet.

1231. Up next,

1232. Lydia Butthole Collins.

1233. Hello.

1234. I love this runway look.

1235. It is totally theatrical, but so fashionable

1236. at the same time.

1237. You had fun with the big open mouth,

1238. which, Michelle, I know you've done as well.

1239. - I'm familiar, yes. - Yeah.

1240. You look really beautiful.

1241. I loved your opening line.

1242. It said, ooh, the butthole is here.

1243. Let's gape these hoes.

1244. Right away, I knew that you were

1245. gonna take us somewhere funny.

1246. And you did.

1247. You looked nervous, and that makes me unsettled,

1248. because the mother in me wants to go up there and help him.

1249. You can do it.

1250. Come on.

1251. You were the one that also put a whole lot of words

1252. into your rap.

1253. You had some really good ones, just needed to hear them more.

1254. I actually thought I could understand

1255. you the best out of everyone.

1256. I know that there was a lot of words,

1257. but maybe I can hear better.

1258. Ooh, the shade.

1259. The shade, but also the truth.

1260. What did she say?

1261. It's funny because it's true, Michelle.

1262. - What? - Huh?

1263. Huh?

1264. Chappell, do you want to say anything else?

1265. No, I said it all.

1266. Thank you.

1267. And I did, but you didn't hear it.

1268. I said a little bit more.

1269. Moving on.

1270. All right.

1271. MIB, y'all.

1272. Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

1273. Mistress, you ate.

1274. You were just going for it with the look,

1275. with the lyrics.

1276. Really was about the delivery for me.

1277. When you were reading somebody,

1278. we knew who you were talking about because you

1279. were referring and indicating.

1280. That was very smart.

1281. I can tell you're a Barb.

1282. I know you listen to Nicki.

1283. And I really like you because I'm really scared of you.

1284. I'm so scared of you.

1285. Oh, my God.

1286. And I love people that I'm scared of.

1287. I appreciate that, thank you.

1288. This runway, I love it because it's unexpected.

1289. Now, this is not a traditional MIB outfit.

1290. What sold you on it?

1291. I've always been perfection.

1292. That's just what I strive for.

1293. So I knew I had to take it a step further

1294. and elevate and really step outside the box.

1295. Yeah. All right.

1296. Thank you, Mistress.

1297. Welcome to corporate headquarters.

1298. Colby Co in the house.

1299. Kerri Colby. - Hello.

1300. It's no surprise that you bring

1301. the fashion to the runway.

1302. This is exquisite.

1303. These jewel tones together, they're so complimentary.

1304. And you look like you know you're serving it.

1305. Of course, baby.

1306. Of course.

1307. In the rapping roast, Kerri, there was no roast in there.

1308. I approached the roasting a little differently.

1309. I felt like it was a little predictable to hear everyone

1310. have their names called.

1311. I chose to read them with subtle shade ways.

1312. I did say bad built bitches, and like, you can see it.

1313. Clock it. - I mean, I guess.

1314. But really, consider us all dumb

1315. and we need things pointed out.

1316. I just looked at your ass the whole time.

1317. I don't know what you said.

1318. I just was like.

1319. Like, I was like, whatever the fuck

1320. else is happening doesn't matter,

1321. because look at that booty.

1322. I live for it.

1323. Love you so much. - Thank you.

1324. Thank you. - All right.

1325. Thank you, All Stars.

1326. I think we've heard enough.

1327. While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.

1328. You may leave the stage.

1329. All right, just between us squirrel friends,

1330. what do you think?

1331. Now, we're looking for the top two All Stars of the week.

1332. Mistress was a 10 out of 10 for me tonight.

1333. Her lyrics were hysterical.

1334. Her execution was fantastic.

1335. And of course, this outfit was a smart move for her,

1336. because we've seen her in the pageant clothes.

1337. We've seen her do the Mistress look.

1338. This was not the Mistress look, but it had a nod.

1339. When I think of Mistress, I think of the word perfection.

1340. Do you know why?

1341. Because she told us that she's perfection,

1342. and that's what she delivered.

1343. And I disagreed with that.

1344. Yeah, right.

1345. I think that's a kind of bad way to look at things.

1346. Absolutely it is, because it literally

1347. leaves no room for growth.

1348. Thank you.

1349. But I have to say, tonight she did kind of back that up.

1350. I agree with her that she's perfection.

1351. Mistress Isabelle Brooks is my number one.

1352. Every time I see Jorgeous, I think to myself,

1353. can I keep her, can I keep her?

1354. I just love her.

1355. The last line she had when she was quoting Alyssa,

1356. pause, pause—

1357. beast!

1358. It was perfect.

1359. And on the runway tonight, that wasn't just a jumpsuit.

1360. That was so intricate, elevated, and detailed.

1361. She just moves how I wish I could move so badly.

1362. Top two. Top two.

1363. I think the only thing that could have brought her

1364. to the very tippy top for me was if the performance was

1365. a little less busy.

1366. She choreographed every single word with a dance move.

1367. Every single one.

1368. It was a karate chop.

1369. It was a shablam.

1370. Everything had a move and it didn't need to.

1371. I loved watching Nicole Paige Brooks perform.

1372. I am sorry.

1373. I understood every word she said.

1374. I thought she did a fantastic job.

1375. She just exudes, like, bitch, I know what I'm doing.

1376. Shut up.

1377. And I love her for that.

1378. I like how you say shut up.

1379. - Shut up. - Shut up.

1380. The runway was good.

1381. I thought the cactus was one of the best tonight.

1382. And then when she revealed what was underneath,

1383. it was almost like you sliced a cactus open.

1384. Why would you do that?

1385. I don't know.

1386. Can we also add that she struggled to take it off?

1387. It wasn't made for a reveal.

1388. Yeah, it was very awkward.

1389. It's like taking latex off after a night at the club.

1390. Yeah. All right.

1391. Silence.

1392. I've made my decision.

1393. Bring back my All Stars.

1394. Welcome back, All Stars.

1395. Based on your rapping roast performances and your Little

1396. Shop of Whores runway presentations,

1397. I've made some decisions.

1398. The top two All Stars of the week are—

1399. Mistress Isabelle Brooks—

1400. and Jorgeous.

1401. Thank you so much.

1402. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1403. Condragulations.

1404. You've each earned two points,

1405. which means you're both closer

1406. to the semifinals and the chance to win

1407. the grand prize of $200,000.

1408. Ladykins, the rest of you may step to the back of the stage.

1409. Mistress, Jorgeous, this week you both blossomed.

1410. But tonight there can only be one winner.

1411. Two All Stars stand before me.

1412. Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync

1413. performance of "Hot To Go" by your favorite artist's favorite

1414. artist, Chappell Roan.

1415. Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000,

1416. and earn a coveted extra point

1417. in the Tournament of All Stars.

1418. The time has come for you to lip-sync

1419. for your legacy!

1420. So good luck, babes.

1421. And don't fuck it up.

1422. Yes!

1423. Come on, Mistress!

1424. Yes, bitches!

1425. That's great.

1426. That's hot.

1427. So crazy, I almost cried.

1428. All Stars, I've made my decision.

1429. Jorgeous, condragulations, you're a winner, baby.

1430. Oh, girl. Thank you.

1431. Oh my God.

1432. Ah!

1433. Mistress Isabelle Brooks, condragulations,

1434. you are also a winner, baby.

1435. Oh my God.

1436. We have a tie.

1437. Girl, I was thinking how I was going

1438. to not throw a fit right now.

1439. You will split a cash prize of $10,000.

1440. Yes!

1441. Plus, you've earned a half point each.

1442. That's right.

1443. You will split one motherfuckin' point.

1444. Oh my God.

1445. How much it cost for one point?

1446. You will each receive a half point.

1447. I don't want to be splitting no half points.

1448. But if it was anybody, I'm glad that it's Mistress.

1449. That's my girl from way back when.

1450. And now me and Mistress are in the head

1451. of the game with 4.5 points.

1452. Tina, Lydia, Nicole, and Kerri, please step forward.

1453. All Stars, with great power comes great responsibility.

1454. As the bottom four queens, you each have one MVQ

1455. point that you must give away.

1456. I'll let you decide which All Star deserves your MVQ point.

1457. Now, before you go, let's take a look at the scores

1458. as they stand tonight.

1459. Jorgeous and Mistress, you have 4.5 points each.

1460. Lydia Butthole Collins, you have three points.

1461. Tina Burner, you have two points.

1462. Kerri Colby and Nicole Paige Brooks,

1463. you both have 0 points.

1464. But this game ain't over yet.

1465. Next week is your last chance to win points before bracket

1466. two eliminations.

1467. So every point counts.

1468. Condragulations, All Stars.

1469. And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell

1470. are you going to love somebody else?

1471. Can I get an amen up in here?

1472. Amen!

1473. Right.

1474. Now let the music play.

1475. Next time on the "Tournament of All Stars"...

1476. Choose now which side you're gonna be on,

1477. the truth side or the fake side.

1478. Girl, it is a game.

1479. Am I causing drama?

1480. What's happening?

1481. For this week's "Tournament of All Stars" Maxi Challenge,

1482. you'll be starring with me in the movie Rusical

1483. "Starbooty the Rebooty."

1484. Oh, my God.

1485. Playing fair 100% of the time does not get you shit.

1486. Baby, all bets are off.

1487. Die!