1. This season on
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brackets for a chance
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of $200,000.
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in their final episode.
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Maxi Challenge,
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these red-hot hoopsters
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drag sisters.
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10. Irene the Alien.
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the nail on the head.
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12. Bosco.
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it's Bella and Gigi Hadid.
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All Stars of the week
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18. Ladies, this is your final
chance to impress me,
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a coveted extra point.
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You're a winner, baby.
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that you must give away.
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because your point
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advance to the semifinals.
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for third place,
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Irene, Bosco, and Aja,
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to the semifinals.
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34. DeJa, Olivia, Phoenix,
you still have a chance
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36. Work.
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eliminated All Star
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into the wild card lottery.
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one All Star
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to compete in the final
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for the Crown.
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45. Next week, a new bracket
of All Stars
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47. Kisses and best wishes
to the rest of the brackets,
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48. because we are absolutely going
to bring a lifetime supply
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50. I'm RuPaul Andre Charles.
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51. And I'm
Michelle Andre Charles.
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52. Welcome to Bracket 2 of
"RuPaul's Drag Race"
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53. Tournament of All Stars.
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54. Now, before we start,
let's get our game day
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from meteorologist
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56. TS "Thunderstorms" Madison.
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57. Hi, Ru.
I'm your weather girl.
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got news for you.
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59. Baby, it's going to be
hot with high pressure
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61. Now back to you, Ru.
- Thank you, Maddie.
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62. Now, Michelle, are you ready to
meet a fresh crop of All Stars?
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63. I love the smell of
charisma, uniqueness, nerve,
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65. Mm-hmm.
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66. Welcome to the stage,
Bracket 2.
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67. First up, heating up the
competition, it's Tina Burner.
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68. Yeah, well, I can feel
the burn,
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69. but is there an ointment
for that?
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70. I believe so.
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71. Tina Burner on fire
like "The Hunger Games."
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72. Back from "RuPaul's Drag Race"
season 13.
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73. And I'm ready to smoke
the Tournament of All Stars.
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74. Let's turn it
and burn it, bitches.
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75. I have been a fan of hers
for a long time.
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in New York for years.
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78. Being in New York queen,
I'm very performance based,
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80. You're fired!
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came out on that stage.
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83. Painting Rosé's face.
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85. orange, and yellow
for the rest of my life.
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86. What I'm getting from you
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87. It's flatlining for me.
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89. red, orange, and yellow
together ever again.
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90. Talk to the ass.
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91. Competing was eye-opening.
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92. It gave me a chance to finally
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94. And now my drag is bigger
and better than ever
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95. and less red, orange,
and yellow, so.
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96. Now that I had a glow-up,
I need a big tournament crown.
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97. She's going for the silver,
but can she make the gold?
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98. From the City of Angels,
it's Kerri Colby.
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99. This is a label whore
who knows how to score.
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100. The trantasy from season 14
is here to play,
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101. giving BWE, baby:
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103. Keep calm and Kerri Colby.
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104. That was next level.
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105. Even J. Lo is looking
at you like, damn.
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106. To be quite honest,
from season 14,
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107. I was a mid girl
with big potential.
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108. - I can't stop looking at you.
- Look all you want.
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109. You want to be
beautiful all the time.
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110. I just wanted you
to let yourself go.
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111. Just get ugly.
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112. There was a lot
of missed opportunities
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114. I'm here to be ugly, bitch.
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115. I don't know if this is ugly.
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116. When it's time to be
funny and be vulnerable,
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118. Sashay away.
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119. I would have loved
to have stayed longer,
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120. but if I would have
stayed longer,
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121. I wouldn't have been able
to break and remake
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123. I'm back to handle
unfinished business.
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124. I am a trans baddie made
in the doll factory,
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126. That's just what it is.
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127. That's the Colby way.
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128. Well, I know the
Colby dynasty is strong.
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129. Hunker down, hairy dogs.
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130. It's the return
of Nicole Paige Brooks.
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131. It's been a long time.
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132. I know you all missed me.
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133. It's Nicole from
Atlanta, Georgia.
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134. Nicole Paige Brooks.
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135. Yes, mama.
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136. She's like Courteney Cox.
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137. My experience on
season 2 was short.
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138. Am I allowed to
pinch your nipples?
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139. Oh, they bounce too.
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140. This one's jealous.
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141. You know you want to
taste the cherry pie.
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142. I'm serious.
You know you want the pie.
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143. She got a little
lost in the crowd.
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144. If I would have a regret
from season 2,
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was very reserved.
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146. I should have been
a little aah,
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like I normally am.
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148. But I hope that
this time around,
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149. I can show more of my
personality and more
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151. She's wearing her
championship belt.
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152. I've been booked and
blessed my whole drag career.
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153. I'm still very
successful, still
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fit everything I wore
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156. Haven't had to change my
face to change my career.
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157. Some girls have.
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158. Nicole is making
her triumphant
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160. Wow.
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161. My pronouns are
icon and legend.
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162. Any Nicole is a gold.
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164. Houston, we have a problem.
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165. It's Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
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166. Word on the street
is that Mistress does
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168. Oh, dear.
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169. What's the motherfucking tea, everybody?
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170. The heavyweight champ
is back in the building
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172. Run me my coin,
run me my crown,
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into the bank.
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174. Mother has arrived.
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175. Mistress cracks me up.
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176. The acting.
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180. Oh, my God, that's a star.
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presented on season 15
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perfection in my eyes.
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183. You can paint
the motherfucking house down.
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184. I did make it
to the top four,
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been the top two,
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186. and I should have
been the winner.
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187. Fans of the show know
that I'm the kind of girl,
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involved in that.
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are you talking to?
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191. There goes Lucy
being a bitch again.
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that you were that funny.
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194. If there's drama in the room,
I'm like...
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195. I just can't help but, like,
walk towards it.
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196. I like that your name
is the Mistress, because I
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198. I'm not here to play, baby.
I'm here to slay.
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199. I'm here to get my big one.
I'm here to do my big one.
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the big one.
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201. It's time a big, fat,
nasty villain wins.
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202. Permission to slay, Mistress.
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203. She's straight
out of season 17.
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204. It's Lydia Butthole Kollins.
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205. Surprise, I'm back.
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206. The butthole is freshly
plucked, freshly bleached,
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of All Stars.
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209. Ladies and gentlemen,
Lydia Butthole Kollins.
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210. Oh, Lydia,
you're such a dick.
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211. Oh, I know.
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my stain on the main stage
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my gimmicks, my weird looks.
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You're a bottom.
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219. Sorry.
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to fill that void.
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222. I made it to the top seven,
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intention.
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more confidence
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that I was doing.
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girls on any season.
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228. If you're thinking of cutting
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that you can do it.
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230. Sashay away.
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231. Damn these scissors.
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232. She's ready to mash
the competition.
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233. I am so ready to compete.
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234. I never left
the competition mindset.
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completely gape everyone.
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240. Well, I hear she's twice
baked, if you know what I mean.
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241. Last but not least,
say hellotus to Jorgeous.
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242. Everything's bigger in
Texas, except this queen.
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from season 14, "All Stars" 9,
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245. and I'm back again,
badder and better than ever.
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challenges, acting.
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9, I definitely grew up.
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travel-sized drag queen.
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- I bet.
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with my comedy.
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she eats ass
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of mustard greens, bitch.
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mastered my craft.
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completely changed
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career in this competition.
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anything at this point.
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to "All Stars" 10,
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like a daddy now.
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each one of them down.
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273. It's going to be gaggy.
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274. The pint-sized
powerhouse is back.
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275. Welcome, queens.
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276. Let's break down the
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277. In this preliminary round,
no one will be eliminated.
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280. Instead, you'll be
competing for points.
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281. Now, the three All Stars
from this bracket with the most
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to the semifinals, where
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three from the other brackets.
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284. Oh, that's really
fucking cool.
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285. Brackets and points, mama.
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tournament ever.
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287. Go, team.
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288. Whoo, whoo, whoo.
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289. And in the final Lip Sync
Smackdown for the Crown,
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290. the top All Stars will
battle it out for the grand
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292. Ooh.
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293. Bitch. Yes.
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295. - Now, Michelle.
- Yes.
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how the point system works.
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298. Every week,
the top two All Stars
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300. Those two queens will
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will receive an extra point...
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303. Plus a cash tip of $10,000.
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304. - Yes.
- But wait, there is more.
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will be awarded each episode.
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307. Well, yes.
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309. There is a little
je ne sais quoi
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311. It's about to be
stunts, shows, and shenanigans.
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312. Now, for your first
Tournament of All Stars
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we're throwing an Eight Ball.
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315. Damn it.
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316. But don't let
the number fool you.
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317. You need to create
one high-fashion look,
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to incorporate all eight
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your very own eight ball.
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320. Oh, my God.
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323. So while you de-drag in the
Werk Room, I'll have my dealer
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325. - Ooh.
- Period.
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326. Ding-ding, motherfucker.
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327. Get in the game,
because I'm here to play.
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328. And I'm going for a home run.
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329. All Stars,
start your engines,
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drag queen win.
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332. The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars"
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cosmetics,
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"Drag Race" Hall of Fame,
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337. With extra-special guest judge
Suzanne Bartsch.
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338. Ugh, somebody pass me
the kitten heel, bitch.
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339. I tried to upgrade
for All Stars.
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340. Baby, let me kick
her off real quick.
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349. I know that all these bitches
are going to be tough to beat.
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everyone's kind of, like,
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352. I'm back on season 10
of "All Stars."
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354. It's like when you put
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Very sniffy.
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356. What's under your ass
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what these little things are
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360. I cannot believe I am back
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change the Tina 00 to 10.
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364. You know what I'm saying?
One for every inch.
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365. As soon as I see the locker
and the scoreboard,
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into perspective for me.
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367. I'm playing
with the big kids now.
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368. Hello, Miss Butthole,
how are you?
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How are you?
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it's interesting to see you.
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you were roasting me.
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I'm honestly surprised
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bitch.
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- Hi, nice to meet you.
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- Congratulations.
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- So quick return.
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380. I'm so honored to be on this
season with a season 2 girl.
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- Work.
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- Oh, get out of here.
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390. Mistress and I, we don't
even know each other.
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be real funny to post
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to say good morning.
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to good morning?
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397. She's a strong competitor.
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a fire starter.
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399. But, baby, I'm Tina Burner.
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hotter than that.
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- Fuck that bitch.
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is so much bigger.
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Mistress for the first time,
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because you have the last name.
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411. I mean, you can't be
in the House of Brooks
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line you're from.
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different Brookses,
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separate Brookses,
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to let them in on that.
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three weeks, so
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girls, or what is it giving?
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of season 10?
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429. Can't wait.
- Clock it.
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to make a Brooks family thing,
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be Nicole's alliance,
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make alliances with everyone
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and then I'll act as I want.
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435. I'm excited.
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436. I feel like the one thing
that's so different,
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437. like, I'm not nervous at all.
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438. - Yeah.
- Like, I'm just like,
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439. let's do it.
- Yes.
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440. Me and Kerri are from
season 14 together,
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441. and she has blossomed
to, like, this most
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442. beautiful, gorgeous woman.
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443. So I feel like she's
definitely going to bring it,
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444. but not as much as me, though.
Copy !req
445. The other girls,
they are sickening too.
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446. - They are.
- Fucking Mistress.
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447. She's the boldest bitch
I ever fucking met.
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448. There's a lot of
giggling over here, bitch.
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449. I love Mistress.
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450. We have known each other
ever since I was, like, 17,
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451. and we basically started
doing drag together.
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452. Kerri, you missed the memo.
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453. Texas girls are
supposed to wear an updo.
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454. You're supposed to give
an updo.
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455. We always had, like, a good
connection with each other.
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456. And the fact that we're both
here in this competition
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457. together is kind of gaggy.
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458. Come on, Texas girls.
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459. We are in the house.
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460. - Texas in the house.
- Dallas, Houston.
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461. I'm originally from Dallas.
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462. Dallas, Houston,
and San Antonio.
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463. I feel like we
just get each other.
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464. The girls that get it
get it.
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465. And my ass is moving on
to the next round.
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466. So who's going with me?
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467. Oh, clock it.
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468. - Like—
- Clock it.
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469. Bitch.
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470. I would love to have an
alliance with my Texas divas,
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471. because Ru didn't tell us
anything about these
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472. extra four points,
and I feel like
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473. they could be some booby traps,
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474. so I need to keep
my eyes peeled.
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475. Head in the game.
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476. It's "All Stars," baby.
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477. Kerri, if you
don't come right now,
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478. you're not in my
alliance no more.
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479. What'd I do?
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480. Come here if you want
to be in this alliance.
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481. Hold on, ho.
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482. Do we think alliances
are going to be a thing?
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483. Look at these girls over there.
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484. Already.
- Yeah, maybe.
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485. They're forming a—
Charlie's Angels over there.
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486. Look, Tina Burner
is trying to make
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487. Lydia her drag daughter,
and that's what's scaring me.
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488. Is that what's happening?
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489. I just feel like Tina's horny.
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490. I wouldn't jump
right off the bat
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491. and try to jump in
with somebody.
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492. Yeah.
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493. Because you got to know
what their intentions are.
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494. Because you could form an
alliance and this person
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495. could see you as competition
and then ax you on purpose.
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496. - Yeah.
- I mean, all bets are off.
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497. Right.
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498. Maybe I'll just be myself.
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499. Yeah, maybe I'll
just be myself too.
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500. Yeah, right next to you,
though, right next to you.
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501. Yeah.
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502. I mean, I'll look out
for you maybe.
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503. Maybe I'll look out for you.
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504. Tina Burner on fire
like "The Hunger Games."
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505. Oh, mommy.
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506. Oh, shit.
- Oh!
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507. Oh!
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508. Over there.
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509. Hi!
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510. Bring in the balls.
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511. Happy Father's Day.
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512. For this week's
Maxi Challenge,
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513. we have to take
eight mystery items
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514. and combine them
for one amazing look
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515. that's going to gag the judges.
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516. - Oh, there's a letter.
- Yes.
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517. - Oh, well.
- Read that.
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518. Come on, grandma,
read the letter.
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519. Come on.
- Can you read?
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520. Bitch.
OK.
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521. "Your first eight ball is free.
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522. "One ball each.
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523. "No peeks inside
before you choose.
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524. XO, Ru."
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525. OK, well, let's not
worry about it, then.
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526. The Brooks girls go first.
- Ah, this is heavy.
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527. Oh, mine's falling.
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528. I'm such a lazy bitch
when it comes
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529. to sewing and creating
things,
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530. but I'm actually
very good at it.
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531. So I'm not trying to
reinvent the wheel.
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532. I just want to bring
absolute perfection.
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533. Let me see what I got.
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534. Three, two, one, balls, Tina.
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535. Bitch, that's
going to look good.
Copy !req
536. And we have to use all
eight of these, right?
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537. All—everything has to
be used and visible.
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538. Oh, my goodness.
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539. Bitch, I got a bathroom mat.
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540. Come on, bathroom mat.
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541. Girl, that's the skirt
right there, honey.
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542. What about this, honey?
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543. Baby, I am excited about
a design challenge.
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544. I love anything creative.
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545. OK.
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546. I know how to sew.
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547. But I'm looking down at this
fabric and everything I have,
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548. and I'm getting overwhelmed.
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549. When I had my dog, that was
the carpet right by the door.
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550. All eight materials need
to be seen on this one outfit
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551. in a way that ties together.
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552. I mean, the obvious choice
would be to use this as a hat.
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553. It's hard,
but I'm ready to play.
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554. I'm going to give you
a fashion show, baby.
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555. On my season, like,
I ripped apart a bean bag
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556. and, like, sewed it for filth
with side zippers
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557. and everything like that.
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558. And they were just like,
it's all right.
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559. It's OK.
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560. It's Ronda McDonald.
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561. Wait, didn't you
go home on that one?
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562. Oh.
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563. How dare you?
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564. Oh.
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565. How many outfits did you
do yours on your season?
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566. So all of my
runway looks were me.
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567. All of your runways?
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568. You heard that correct.
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569. - What?
- What?
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570. Yeah, y'all shaking now.
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571. Who made all their runways?
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572. I don't know, who?
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573. That's—wow.
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574. That's wow.
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575. What do you mean that the
bitch made all of her looks?
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576. That's, like,
criminally insane.
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577. I don't want to compete
with that, ew.
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578. Hats off to you, Miss Butthole.
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579. And honestly,
I'm gagged to see her back.
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580. I don't know if I really
see a glow-up because she
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581. is back, like, so immediate.
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582. I hope she's ready, because
"All Stars" is not the time
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583. to learn anything
about yourself.
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584. It is bring what
you got and slay.
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585. I swear, I'm so manic.
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586. I kind of just get an idea
and I'm just like, go for it.
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587. That's how I am too, but that
didn't work out for me too good
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588. last design challenge
I did, so I'm trying
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589. to really think this time.
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590. I had a very strange
relationship with the design
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591. challenges on season 17,
especially
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592. because I was in the bottom
two for a design challenge.
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593. I was really trying
to reinvent the wheel.
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594. This time, I am coming
at this with a more focused
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595. and intentional point of view.
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596. What else can you be
besides a lampshade?
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597. - Look.
- Sister girl.
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598. I'm stumped.
I'm stumped.
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599. Free stone. OK.
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600. - Oh, wait, that's not a stone.
- It's a sequin.
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601. Sequinsed.
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602. In my time of
doing "Drag Race,"
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603. I have done four
design challenges,
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604. and I definitely
feel like the looks
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605. that I made in the past
were a little too simple,
Copy !req
606. and I don't want
to be simple no more.
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607. This time, I want to
come in with a silhouette
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608. that I've never done before
and blow it out of the park.
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609. Through the moon.
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610. OK, it all does go, though.
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611. This is what ties
it all together.
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612. Because if you look, the colors
of the flowers are everywhere.
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613. Oh, yeah.
You know what?
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614. We're an alliance.
I got you, girl.
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615. Oh, they said,
we're an alliance.
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616. That's crazy.
- We're Team Texas.
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617. Are you in, Mistress?
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618. - Yes.
- Are you Team Texas?
Copy !req
619. No, she's Miss Brooks, honey.
Pay attention.
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620. Team Texas, baby.
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621. She's House of Brooks.
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622. Ladies, stop.
You're tearing me apart.
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623. There's enough of you
to go around.
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624. Oh!
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625. The girls are ready to
play this game with me.
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626. See, I'ma give you one more.
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627. OK.
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628. If you know
anything about me,
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629. if you've ever
watched this show,
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630. you should know I'm going to
come in with some shenanigans
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631. and chaos.
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632. Now, wait a damn minute.
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633. Girl, that looks
like a fucking muumuu.
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634. Take that shit off.
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635. - Wait a fucking minute.
- Take that off.
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636. But it's going to be cute.
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637. That's giving
granny's muumuu.
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638. Don't start
with me, Mistress.
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639. It's too early
for your shit.
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640. Hey, All Stars.
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641. Hello, Mother.
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642. Hi, Mother.
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643. Tina.
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644. Yes, Mommie Dearest.
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645. Bring it to me.
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646. I don't have an ax,
but I do have a sketch.
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647. Oh, boy.
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648. The richness of it all.
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649. Oh, my gosh.
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650. I know that you
know how to sew.
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651. Yeah.
Here's my picture.
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652. Those are some big bell
sleeves, a cinched waist.
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653. These are going to
be the gold pants.
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654. Yeah.
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655. And then what
we're going to do
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656. is this is going to be, like,
the top.
Copy !req
657. And then there's
this fur over here.
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658. What I want to try
to do is, like, a fur cape.
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659. - Mm-hmm.
- And there's the gold chain,
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660. which is going to be the belt.
- Mm-hmm.
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661. It's very, like I said,
Elaine Stritch,
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662. "Ladies Who Lunch,"
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663. like we're going out
for a martini.
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664. I love that.
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665. Now, you are back
in this competition.
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666. Yeah.
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667. What you been
doing since then?
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668. Touring,
now on my third residency
Copy !req
669. in Provincetown
and Puerto Vallarta.
Copy !req
670. And I tour with my solo shows
after that,
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671. all over the world.
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672. - Did you watch your season?
- I did.
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673. It's hard to watch.
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674. I looked at my makeup
and I went, nobody told me?
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675. You know what I mean?
All those years in New York?
Copy !req
676. Nightclubs are
different from television.
Copy !req
677. - 100%.
- Yeah.
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678. You didn't win any
Maxi Challenges.
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679. I didn't.
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680. Why do you think that is?
Copy !req
681. Because I think I didn't
give you 100% of myself.
Copy !req
682. Like, I slayed a lot
of these challenges,
Copy !req
683. but there was just
something missing.
Copy !req
684. Coming here was like summer
camp, summer camp for queens.
Copy !req
685. And it made me push
myself 3,000 times harder.
Copy !req
686. I never thought that I
could reach new levels
Copy !req
687. and find new things
about myself in my drag,
Copy !req
688. in my performance.
Copy !req
689. Wow.
Copy !req
690. I am so happy to
have you back here.
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691. I'm so excited to be here.
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692. Ever since leaving
"Drag Race,"
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693. I've never
worked harder in my life.
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694. My face is fixed,
my outfits are elevated,
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695. and I'm ready to win
my first challenge.
Copy !req
696. Hello, gorgeous.
Copy !req
697. So here you are back
in this competition.
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698. Yes.
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699. What made you
decide to come back?
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700. You know, I'm here
to revise my résumé.
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701. Uh-huh.
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702. And my mom came in,
and she really blew
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703. the roof off of everything.
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704. So I was like, I think I
need to do one more round.
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705. Just one more.
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706. All right, so you
got your eight ball.
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707. Yes.
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708. And now, I don't
remember if you
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709. could pull an outfit together
on the sewing machine.
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710. Sewing machines are not
my forte, nor my ministry.
Copy !req
711. But I am good at sketching,
and I'm good at putting
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712. a little something together.
Copy !req
713. Not your forte
or your ministry.
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714. - Mm-mm.
- What is your ministry?
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715. Cunt-fidence.
You know.
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716. Cunty confidence.
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717. Yes.
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718. I love that.
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719. So who is your
biggest competition?
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720. Myself, honestly.
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721. And I think I learned that a
lot from being here last time.
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722. I got so in my way.
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723. And it was really heartbreaking
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724. going home and then
watching it all play back.
Copy !req
725. Even just when I was
seeing me handle critiques,
Copy !req
726. I was like, oh, like,
that bitch is so deflated.
Copy !req
727. Like, she just doesn't
believe in herself
Copy !req
728. and she didn't rise
to the occasion.
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729. She more sunk.
Copy !req
730. And I'm very determined to not
allow that to happen this time.
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731. Listen, you are
such a bright star.
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732. We are so happy
to have you back.
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733. Thank you.
I'm so happy to be back.
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734. I'ma prove you right.
I'ma prove you right.
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735. Well, Nicole Paige Brooks.
Copy !req
736. You are back in the game.
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737. You've got acrylics on?
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738. No, no acrylics.
That was a rumor.
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739. I don't do acrylics.
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740. That's something your
makeup artist started.
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741. Shady bitch.
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742. Nicole has acrylic toenails
with white French tips.
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743. Season 2.
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744. We hadn't even figured
this thing out yet.
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745. No.
Copy !req
746. And what's been going on
with you since then?
Copy !req
747. Traveling the world
on my two episodes.
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748. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
749. I know you can't tell by
how successful I am that you
Copy !req
750. threw me out so early.
Copy !req
751. I'm so happy
that you are here.
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752. You are one of the founding
queens of this franchise.
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753. So you're making an outfit.
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754. Do you know how to sew?
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755. I learned a week ago.
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756. So this is my second dress,
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757. and I'm the first one with
anything sewn, I think, so.
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758. And I think I made a jacket.
- OK.
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759. You walked the runway in a
very jersey, flowing kind of—
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760. I know, and this is kind of
giving that same thing.
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761. Yeah.
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762. Oh.
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763. It's the same silhouette.
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764. And if she's already noticing
it just at this little chat,
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765. then I definitely
shouldn't wear it.
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766. Now what am I going to do?
Copy !req
767. So you are
Phoenix's drag mother.
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768. Shawna Brooks
is my drag mother.
Copy !req
769. Phoenix is my daughter.
Copy !req
770. Destiny Brooks is my sister.
Copy !req
771. Tara Nicole Brooks is in
Wilmington, my other sister.
Copy !req
772. And Mistress Brooks
is part of that?
Copy !req
773. She's with
the Texas Brookses.
Copy !req
774. Her mother is Chevelle Brooks.
Copy !req
775. Is there a camaraderie
already formed
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776. because you're both Brookses?
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777. I think so,
but she's so shady,
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778. you don't know if
it's real or not.
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779. Blink if you feel
afraid for your life.
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780. There's something in my eye.
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781. Mistress.
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782. Yes, Mother?
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783. Hey, welcome back.
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784. Before I show you this,
I do have a question.
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785. I came in here being
very congenial.
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786. Nicole Paige Brooks,
she was like, oh,
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787. let's pretend to be family.
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788. But now I hear this bitch
talking shit.
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789. So what was she saying
at the table?
Copy !req
790. She just wasn't sure if your
care and love was authentic.
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791. Well, it's not.
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792. - It's not?
- No.
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793. The girls here
think I'm shady,
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794. but I call it being
congenial.
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795. No, I'm a sweetheart.
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796. That's a beautiful
collection of things.
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797. Were all these things
in your eight ball?
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798. They were in my eight ball.
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799. You know, the only thing
I'm really struggling with
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800. is utilizing the blue fabrics
as, like, an accent.
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801. So I think I'm going to
turn it into a purse.
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802. I'm making a corset
from scratch.
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803. I'm going to do these
huge ruched gloves.
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804. My style is very
grand Texas drag,
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805. so I want that to reflect
in the challenge.
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806. Wow.
Well, thank you.
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807. You get back to work.
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808. Cannot wait to see it.
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809. Yes, most definitely.
Thank you.
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810. All right, thank you.
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811. Hello, Jorgeous.
- Hi.
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812. Should I put this right here?
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813. Yeah, that's perfect.
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814. You're a TV veteran.
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815. You know where that goes.
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816. Oh, yes, I basically
moved in here.
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817. I came with the building
at this point.
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818. I know.
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819. This is your third time
in this competition.
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820. Y'all just can't
get enough of me.
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821. How old are you?
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822. I'm 24 now.
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823. I competed here when
I was 21 the first time.
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824. See, if you were over here,
I would slap you.
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825. Oh, my God, do it.
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826. You already slapped me
so many times
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827. in "Meeting
in the Ladies' Room."
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828. Yes.
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829. - I'm so funny.
- You gave it to me good, mama.
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830. You gave it to me good.
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831. And I needed it.
Copy !req
832. I see you making a little
cunt outfit there.
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833. Well, yes, well,
you should have seen,
Copy !req
834. like, the beginning process
of it.
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835. Everyone thought I was wearing
a muumuu and everything.
Copy !req
836. I'm like, girl, no,
you know what I give.
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837. You know Jorgeous.
- Yes.
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838. You know she be serving
the legs and all this stuff.
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839. Now, someone told me
a story that in Texas,
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840. when you were
a baby drag queen,
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841. your mother would take you
to different gigs.
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842. Is that true?
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843. Yes, also my
older gay brother.
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844. And we would take
the Greyhound all for $30.
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845. And that's how I
ended up meeting
Copy !req
846. Mistress was on the road.
Copy !req
847. The gigs, the gigs, the gigs.
Copy !req
848. They never stop, mama.
Copy !req
849. I love this story.
There needs to be a movie made.
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850. Who would play you
in this movie?
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851. Might as well be
J. Lo at this point.
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852. I mean, why not?
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853. If the girls didn't know
before, now you know.
Copy !req
854. Mama Ru cannot
get enough of me.
Copy !req
855. She loves me.
And guess what.
Copy !req
856. Yes, I am their
biggest competition,
Copy !req
857. because I'm going to give
it to Ru every single time.
Copy !req
858. And then you could play
my brother traveling around
Copy !req
859. on the Greyhound with me,
like, doing this,
Copy !req
860. doing that, you know.
Copy !req
861. - Honestly.
- Honestly.
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862. - J. Lo and the queen.
- J. Lo and the queen.
Copy !req
863. But at the same time,
the pressure is on,
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864. because it's
my third time back, girl.
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865. I know the whole game
and how it works,
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866. so I need to bring it.
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867. I have no excuse.
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868. - Sister.
- What?
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869. You were cutting up a
little too much for my liking.
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870. Not too much.
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871. Well, sister,
you know that's my girl.
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872. Sweetie, that's your girl,
but that's my mother.
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873. So not too much.
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874. Hello again.
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875. Oh, my gosh.
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876. Lydia Butthole Kollins.
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877. In the flesh.
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878. Now, when you
were here before,
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879. you left quite the impression.
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880. And when you were gone,
you were missed.
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881. Well, I missed you guys too.
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882. I love this color
combination here.
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883. Thank you.
I mean, I like it too.
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884. It's so Pittsburgh hooker.
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885. Yes, very much.
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886. - Do you have a sketch there?
- I do, yeah.
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887. - Oh, my gosh.
- Rocker situation.
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888. That's really gorgeous
right there.
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889. - Thank you.
- It's so much fun.
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890. Work.
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891. Do you think any of these
girls are competition for you?
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892. Oh, yeah.
Completely.
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893. But I'm not worried.
- No?
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894. - No.
- Are you sure?
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895. Yes.
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896. OK.
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897. Can't wait to see
what you turn out.
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898. Thank you, Mother.
Thank you for having me.
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899. Honestly, it's a little
daunting to be back this soon.
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900. And I feel like now I have to
prove to all of these queens
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901. and RuPaul and myself that
me coming back so soon
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902. was not a mistake.
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903. Listen up, All Stars.
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904. Tomorrow you'll present
your Eight Ball Eleganza
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905. on the main stage,
where we will be joined
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906. by our extra-special
guest judge,
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907. nightlife icon and my good
friend Susanne Bartsch.
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908. Oh, my God!
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909. I love her.
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910. So good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
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911. Oh, shit.
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912. Well, after your
TED Talk with mother,
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913. are you keeping
your same concept?
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914. Are you changing
anything up?
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915. Well, I'm going to do, like,
a little swimsuit thing
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916. and go a little bit more
New York instead of grandma.
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917. I felt like I was getting
in the granny section.
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918. Well, you do that
already on your own, baby.
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919. Bitch.
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920. You know.
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921. That's just my
age demographic.
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922. But she still dress
like a 12-year-old.
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923. Juvenile
and no sense of style.
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924. What?
No, I'm just kidding.
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925. These girls are all
in the new RuPaul era.
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926. You know what I mean?
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927. And I don't think anybody
thinks I'm competition.
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928. I think because I've
been gone so long,
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929. they still see the same queen
that was on season 2.
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930. I'm pretty impressed
with myself right now
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931. that I made a dress
that I probably won't wear.
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932. But only 30 years later in drag
did I learn how to sew.
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933. Thing is, I didn't
really get to show
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934. very much on season 2.
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935. They're about to learn it.
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936. Nobody's on my level.
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937. Please, girl.
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938. My level?
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939. Nobody's that high.
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940. Do you feel there's
a lot of pressure
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941. because you haven't been
here since season 2?
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942. Do you feel like—
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943. I'm a woman of a certain age.
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944. So if I had to come back
three times, like Gorgeous.
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945. Sister, get her.
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946. Get her.
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947. She's gathering me right now.
Hold on.
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948. Jorgeous is so
fucking adorable.
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949. But we're not going
to tell her that.
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950. She's tough competition.
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951. Ru loves her.
Great.
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952. That makes me nervous.
I don't like that.
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953. So we're going to push her
down some stairs or something.
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954. Auntie, you got
a problem with Jorgeous?
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955. 'Cause I'm feeling,
like, some animosity.
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956. Oh, I didn't even see her.
Is she here?
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957. - Oh!
- Oh, wait a damn minute.
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958. I wasn't looking down.
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959. I can't even think of
anything right now, I'm so mad.
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960. Uh-oh, I done
upset the tiny one.
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961. Sister, she's
wearing you out.
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962. Girl, I'm over
the girls already.
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963. Bring on the new
bitches, please.
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964. Don't be bothered
by the elders.
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965. If something goes wrong,
just let me know first.
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966. I would say the same, but I
don't know if you need my help.
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967. I do.
I'm sure I will.
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968. You're going to be
over here fitting me.
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969. Yeah, work.
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970. I'll fit you.
You fit me.
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971. It'll all work out, you know?
- Oh, yeah.
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972. I like where
we're going here.
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973. Me and Lydia,
I'm not going to say we
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974. have an alliance,
but I will say
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975. maybe we have a pre-alliance.
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976. You know, I'm at that
application to give in to apply
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977. for perhaps an alliance.
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978. So I might need your help
sooner than later.
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979. OK.
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980. What's up?
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981. Just with the stitching.
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982. When it skips like that on,
like, stretch fabric like this,
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983. what is the tea?
- Let me see.
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984. And also, like,
I don't know, I like Lydia.
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985. I just can't find the hole.
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986. Yeah.
I've heard that about you.
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987. I was like—
as I said it, I went, oh.
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988. I really admire Tina.
Copy !req
989. I'm coming into this
as a fan of her,
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990. and we're flirting
a little bit.
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991. But back on my season,
I sort of developed a romance
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992. with Kori King.
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993. So I am in this competition
for myself and no one else.
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994. See, I kind of know
how to sew, like, kind of.
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995. You going to be a full-time
seamstress after this?
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996. Oh, fully absolutely never.
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997. This is reminding me
how much I appreciate
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998. the amazing gifts
of seamstresses worldwide.
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999. At this point,
I'm seeing the vision.
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1000. It's going to have movement.
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1001. It's going to have frills.
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1002. Honestly, I low-key
want to wear this outfit
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1003. at, like, the next Coachella.
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1004. I'm just not sure
that I can do it.
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1005. OK, I'ma just keep
doing these until I pass out,
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1006. 'cause I'ma need
a lot of them.
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1007. I am absolutely
feeling the pressure.
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1008. No, what the fuck?
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1009. No.
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1010. This is the first challenge,
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1011. and first impressions
do matter.
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1012. So even though I'm
not a designing girly,
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1013. I am determined
to rise to the occasion.
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1014. No Viagra needed.
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1015. Isabella.
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1016. Isabella.
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1017. Isabella.
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1018. Isabella, how you doing
over there?
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1019. Who the fuck
is Isabella, baby?
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1020. She's Isabelle.
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1021. Isabelle.
Oh.
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1022. Isabelle.
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1023. You know what?
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1024. I'm hearing a lot of bitches
talking and then I'm looking,
Copy !req
1025. I'm seeing muumuus
and scraps pieced together.
Copy !req
1026. This is the working
girls section.
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1027. I'm very in the zone
right now.
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1028. It is definitely taking me
longer than I thought to make
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1029. this corset from scratch.
Copy !req
1030. Mistress, you doing
some seam ripping?
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1031. I am.
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1032. The cutting is wearing me out.
Copy !req
1033. The sewing is wearing me out.
Copy !req
1034. The piecing together
is wearing me out.
Copy !req
1035. Tina Burner being in the same
room as me is wearing me out.
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1036. - What do you think?
- I love it.
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1037. I think you should wear
that and nothing else.
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1038. Kerri Colby braiding
fabric is wearing me out.
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1039. It's going to be
such a long night.
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1040. I know.
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1041. Jorgeous making her
muumuu is wearing me out.
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1042. If you're not into fashion,
then you're a loser.
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1043. Oh?
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1044. Nicole Paige Brooks'
arts and crafts
Copy !req
1045. is just annoying me.
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1046. Ooh, wait a minute.
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1047. But none of these bitches
are going to distract me
Copy !req
1048. and slow me down.
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1049. Guys, honestly,
the competition
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1050. is starting to heat up.
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1051. Like, I feel it.
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1052. Is it going to be
a long night?
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1053. Tell me.
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1054. Oh, my God,
it's Runway Day, everybody.
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1055. Good morning.
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1056. We are getting ready
to present our eight ball
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1057. looks on the runway today.
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1058. Sister, why is
this not hemmed?
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1059. Sister, I'm not done yet.
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1060. What happened to
the rest of the dress?
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1061. Yes, ma'am, mama,
it's a napkin.
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1062. These bitches thought
I was going to have
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1063. a muumuu, all that shit.
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1064. No, mama, I'm going to show
y'all a sickening couture look.
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1065. And honestly, by the looks
around the room,
Copy !req
1066. I'm like, oh, do I have
this in the bag today?
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1067. I'm wearing less
than she is, though.
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1068. Miss Paul told me that
the thing I was making
Copy !req
1069. is kind of like my entry look.
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1070. So I turned my dress
into a bodysuit,
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1071. and my outfit is kind of
based on something I just
Copy !req
1072. saw Susanne Bartsch wearing.
Copy !req
1073. And so hopefully
I don't get read for it.
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1074. Where are you sitting?
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1075. Are we sitting
next to each other?
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1076. Everybody scoot down one.
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1077. Let me be right here, baby.
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1078. - Brooks in this mirror, honey.
- Yes, yes.
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1079. This is the Brooks mirror.
- Slide down.
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1080. Oh, jeez.
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1081. Look at all this stuff
you need to get ready.
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1082. This is a lot.
- Yeah.
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1083. Look at mine.
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1084. Baby, I like
to come prepared.
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1085. I'm not a soft,
sensible woman like you.
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1086. Do you think you have
a good, solid chance?
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1087. I think I do.
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1088. I mean, what I've seen,
it looks very clean.
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1089. It's very, like, Samantha,
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1090. "Sex and the City."
- Ooh, yes.
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1091. You know, like, we all want
to be a Samantha, baby.
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1092. Yep. I mean, I love Carrie,
but no one wants to be Carrie.
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1093. Nobody wants to be Carrie.
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1094. What the fuck, bitch?
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1095. No, not you.
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1096. Wow.
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1097. Not you.
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1098. Anytime I hear
"I love Kerri, but,"
Copy !req
1099. the only but should be
this one right here.
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1100. OK.
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1101. Hey, sister, I have
a question for you.
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1102. Say we're in the top
two today, right?
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1103. OK, so we're in la-la land.
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1104. Just suspend your
disbelief for a minute.
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1105. Would you then adopt me?
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1106. Oh, so you want
to be my drag daughter?
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1107. Well, I'm auditioning
for the role.
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1108. Mistress is just
a very well-rounded,
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1109. good-ass drag queen
and very scary and very mean.
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1110. But that draws me to her.
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1111. You know what?
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1112. We'll see if you
impress me today,
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1113. and then we'll
assess from there.
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1114. Because I looked over and
I could tell you need help.
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1115. The wigs look a little
flat, a little dry,
Copy !req
1116. and we're going to
get it together.
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1117. That's exactly why I
need you as my mother.
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1118. You're not even
using a beauty blender.
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1119. It's giving 25¢ sponge.
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1120. You know, it's scary out here.
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1121. The girls are struggling.
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1122. Just you wait, Mother.
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1123. Sister.
Sorry.
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1124. Sister for now.
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1125. Don't get ahead of yourself.
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1126. I don't know if Lydia's evil
enough to be my daughter,
Copy !req
1127. but who am I to deny
a young child a bright future?
Copy !req
1128. Because I believe
the children are the future.
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1129. It's our job
to make them rotted.
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1130. You really want to be
part of that legacy?
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1131. Yeah.
I think that'd be funny.
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1132. - This legacy?
- I think it'll be funny.
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1133. Do you ever see those birds?
Do you know what I mean?
Copy !req
1134. You know when, like,
a mama bird gives birth
Copy !req
1135. and one of the birds, like,
just isn't making it
Copy !req
1136. and she, like, just throws it
and doesn't take care of it?
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1137. - Yeah.
- That's Mistress.
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1138. - OK, perfect.
- You know what I'm saying?
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1139. Yeah, I think
I can handle that.
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1140. So just know what
you're getting into.
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1141. I understand the game,
you know?
Copy !req
1142. She's just going to use you.
Copy !req
1143. I think it'll be great.
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1144. Sure, until it's not.
Copy !req
1145. Until she turns on you.
Copy !req
1146. Turns on me?
Copy !req
1147. She's just so fucking
obsessed with me.
Copy !req
1148. Daughter, read her.
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1149. Don't talk about
my mother like that.
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1150. - Thank you.
- Wow.
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1151. You know what?
Copy !req
1152. I'ma be the first
to say right here.
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1153. Tina's been at me,
but I'm not going
Copy !req
1154. to give it to her, because
let me tell you something.
Copy !req
1155. This bitch is obsessed with me.
Copy !req
1156. Ever since I tweeted
that picture of her
Copy !req
1157. in that nasty Skittles wig, she
wants to try to come for me.
Copy !req
1158. And it's like, girl,
give it up, Mary.
Copy !req
1159. When did I ever come for you?
Copy !req
1160. Weren't you the one
sliding into my DMs?
Copy !req
1161. No.
Copy !req
1162. Because I believe you were.
Copy !req
1163. I believe I wasn't the one
who responded if we recall.
Copy !req
1164. I would like
to see the receipts.
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1165. I have the receipts, sweetie.
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1166. Since we're going there,
let's take it there.
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1167. When I tweeted
this picture of Tina,
Copy !req
1168. I reached out because
I didn't want her to be mad,
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1169. but she was—
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1170. That is not
at all what happened.
Copy !req
1171. She was real
bitter and nasty.
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1172. That is not at all
what happened.
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1173. I'm going to
bring the receipts.
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1174. No, no, no.
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1175. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
1176. It sounds like a fucking
gay chicken coop in here.
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1177. You're a liar. No, baby,
that's not what happened.
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1178. No, I'm a lot of things, but
I've never been a liar, bitch.
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1179. Don't be mad about
how you look.
Copy !req
1180. If you look like that,
you look like that.
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1181. Babe, if you don't want
no one posting a picture,
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1182. take it off Getty Images.
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1183. Like, I don't what else to say.
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1184. And while I'm doing, like,
eight sold-out shows
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1185. a week, baby, you can stay
online like that too.
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1186. Some of us are online
girlies and some of us
Copy !req
1187. are performance girlies, OK?
Copy !req
1188. The girls are mad.
Copy !req
1189. If we want to pull up bookings,
we can do that too.
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1190. Baby, my accountant will
print the bank statements.
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1191. We can get it together if
we really want to go there.
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1192. - Baby.
- Check my credentials, honey.
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1193. Let's go there.
Fuck it.
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1194. Listen, let's see
if the longevity is there
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1195. when you have
the career later,
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1196. you know what I'm saying?
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1197. Girl, I'm not talking to you.
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1198. Bye, Ronald.
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1199. Ooh!
Copy !req
1200. Wow, the girls just get
one little moment
Copy !req
1201. and just hang on to it.
Copy !req
1202. When I gave her that
little bit of attention,
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1203. she's craving more.
Copy !req
1204. So I might throw her
another bone.
Copy !req
1205. I might give her
another treat,
Copy !req
1206. 'cause she needs
the interaction.
Copy !req
1207. I don't understand why
people will be mad about,
Copy !req
1208. like, you
giving them relevance.
Copy !req
1209. Like, baby, I brought Tina
Burner back to the forefront.
Copy !req
1210. I'll take
a few more followers.
Copy !req
1211. Be grateful.
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1212. While you're sitting there
tweeting, I'm doing my shows.
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1213. You know what I mean?
Copy !req
1214. Tina, stop.
Stop talking to me.
Copy !req
1215. We all know Mistress
needs a target.
Copy !req
1216. She loves to, like, poke the
bear, you know what I mean?
Copy !req
1217. And, mama, it's working down,
because I could see, like,
Copy !req
1218. the fucking mirror
shattering inside Tina.
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1219. I was trying to
slide in her DMs.
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1220. Oh, so you had her.
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1221. I wanted to go to her
sold-out show and have her
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1222. fuck me in the dressing room.
Copy !req
1223. In P-Town or Puerto Vallarta?
Copy !req
1224. Girl, I don't know,
she's worldwide.
Copy !req
1225. She's everywhere.
Copy !req
1226. I'm going to wait for her
to come to Houston.
Copy !req
1227. Mistress is a liar.
Copy !req
1228. She's gaslighting me.
Copy !req
1229. She's trying
to get me to crack.
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1230. You're not going to get
me to crack, sweetie.
Copy !req
1231. You just won't.
Copy !req
1232. Baby, you met your match.
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1233. You don't scare me.
Copy !req
1234. Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"
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1235. Tournament of All Stars.
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1236. It's Michelle Visage.
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1237. Now, Michelle, what is
your lucky number?
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1238. Four.
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1239. It's the South Plainfield
exit off of Route 287.
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1240. Also where I lost
my virginity, so.
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1241. The fantastic Ts Madison.
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1242. Maddie, what's
your lucky number?
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1243. Ru, I have several.
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1244. 36, 24, 36, and 10.
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1245. 10?
Copy !req
1246. Child, mm-mm-mm,
that ain't a lucky number.
Copy !req
1247. That's a death sentence.
Copy !req
1248. And she brings it to you
every ball, Susanne Bartsch.
Copy !req
1249. Now, Susanne, what
is your lucky number?
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1250. My lucky number is 69.
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1251. It's always worked for me,
and we'll have
Copy !req
1252. a good time with that one.
Copy !req
1253. How about 68
and I owe you one?
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1254. OK, I'll take it.
Copy !req
1255. This week,
we challenged our All Stars
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1256. to create one
high-fashion design
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1257. using eight different items.
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1258. And tonight on the runway,
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1259. category is
Eight Ball Eleganza.
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1260. Ooh.
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1261. All Stars,
start your engines,
Copy !req
1262. and may the best
drag queen win.
Copy !req
1263. Category is
Eight Ball Eleganza.
Copy !req
1264. Up first, Jorgeous.
Copy !req
1265. Mm, call me mellow yellow.
Copy !req
1266. Damn, my dress
is so sickening.
Copy !req
1267. I think my eight elements
mesh well together.
Copy !req
1268. I'm serving leg
and packing on that blush.
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1269. Girl, it's getting muggy.
Copy !req
1270. She's one
of the yellow hos of Texas.
Copy !req
1271. Yes, she is.
Copy !req
1272. That's a lot
of mane and tail.
Copy !req
1273. Up next, Kerri Colby.
Copy !req
1274. A-ho-ha.
Copy !req
1275. Shake it, baby.
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1276. Oh, yeah.
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1277. Careful, you're going
to put somebody's
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1278. eyes out with those things.
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1279. I am obsessed
with what I am serving.
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1280. There's so much movement
going on with this outfit,
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1281. and that's really what
I was hoping to achieve.
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1282. Ooh, you're jingling, baby.
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1283. Go ahead, baby.
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1284. I'm feeling
just very Tahiti goddess,
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1285. woman of color,
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1286. princess, Medusa.
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1287. So if you look too long,
you could get in trouble, baby.
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1288. What Keith Sweat say?
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1289. You got me twisted.
Copy !req
1290. Up next,
Lydia Butthole Kollins.
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1291. Remember when Angeline
made that workout video?
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1292. This is the embodiment of a
Lydia Butthole Kollins look,
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1293. because it's the rejection
of traditional glamour.
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1294. It's something weird,
kooky, off the wall.
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1295. I'll have what she's having.
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1296. These have always
brought me—
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1297. It feels so heinous,
and I love it.
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1298. What exactly was
in her eight ball?
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1299. 1980s.
Copy !req
1300. Up next,
Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
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1301. For the Michelle Visage
collection.
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1302. I'm giving you, like,
kind of jungle safari.
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1303. She was just discovered.
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1304. The monkeys led her
to the land,
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1305. and they taught her
everything, and she's
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1306. just here to, like,
stomp the runway.
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1307. What do you do
with your anal beads
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1308. when they're not up your butt?
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1309. You use them as a purse.
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1310. I used all the materials
and then some.
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1311. Baby, I look expensive.
I look sickening.
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1312. My hair looks electrocuted,
bitch, like I
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1313. stuck a fork in a socket.
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1314. It's giving
head bitch in charge.
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1315. That's all this ass.
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1316. Yes, honey, there's
a tiger in her tank.
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1317. Up next, Nicole Paige Brooks.
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1318. Ooh, baby, I'm seeing stars.
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1319. Ooh.
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1320. Twinkle, twinkle,
little whore.
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1321. This look is inspired
by Susanne Bartsch's outfit
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1322. that I saw on Instagram.
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1323. I look sickening
and my mug is right.
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1324. I love this hair.
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1325. These legs are for days.
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1326. Ass is assed up.
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1327. These cakes are caked.
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1328. Oh, I know what
movie she was in.
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1329. - What?
- "Star Booty."
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1330. Oh, OK.
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1331. I wonder what her rising is.
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1332. Up next, Tina Burner.
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1333. She owns 51% of the
Burlington Coat Factory.
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1334. I have a cigarette.
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1335. I'm just taking a moment,
because I'm so rich.
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1336. I'm just smoking
the competition.
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1337. That's what I'm doing here,
because I look so stunning.
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1338. Oh, this is
a no-smoking zone.
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1339. Oh, yeah.
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1340. No smoking on the dance floor.
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1341. Ooh, gold boss coming up.
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1342. I have a fur jacket.
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1343. I got these gold pants
up to my titties,
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1344. because I got money, honey.
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1345. She got this
at Slacks Fifth Avenue.
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1346. Check your coat?
Copy !req
1347. Check your colon?
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1348. Welcome, queens.
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1349. Tonight Tournament of All Star
rules are in full effect.
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1350. I'll name the top two
All Stars of the week,
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1351. and each will receive
two points.
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1352. Then the top two will lip sync
for their chance to win
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1353. $10,000 and one extra point.
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1354. Remember, at the end
of this three-episode bracket,
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1355. the top three queens with
the most points will continue
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1356. on to the semifinals
with the chance
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1357. to ultimately win $200,000.
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1358. Yes.
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1359. Now it's time for
the judges' critiques,
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1360. starting with Jorgeous.
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1361. Now, Jorgeous,
before we go to the judges,
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1362. point out the eight items
you were given.
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1363. We got this flower fabric,
this black trim,
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1364. sequins, the plastic,
this fabric, the trim,
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1365. and then the ornament.
Copy !req
1366. Where'd the yellow come from?
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1367. The yellow too, yes.
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1368. Jorgeous, you do
something very smart.
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1369. Because you are diminutive,
you do those cutouts
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1370. so that you get the most impact
out of those legs.
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1371. What's your favorite
part of this outfit?
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1372. Honestly, the little
hip area, you know,
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1373. because I don't be
wearing no hip pads.
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1374. So I need a little
something right there.
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1375. You're 24.
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1376. You're not wearing
hip pads yet.
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1377. - Thank you.
- OK.
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1378. "All Stars" season 20.
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1379. I like it.
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1380. Sexy, flirty.
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1381. And you're working it well.
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1382. But the way you
put it together,
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1383. whether you glued it or sewed
it, well, that's left to be
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1384. discussed at a later date.
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1385. But you did a good job.
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1386. Up next, Kerri Colby.
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1387. Please point out
the eight items.
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1388. One metal trim here,
beading, blue fabric,
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1389. the silver kind of leatherette,
the silver with texture,
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1390. the molten chocolate
lava fabric.
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1391. Then there is
the rivet trim and then
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1392. this little sparkly
skirt moment.
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1393. Kerri, this bra top, the way
that you constructed that is
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1394. so visually stimulating that—
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1395. - Thank you, Auntie.
- Oh, wait a minute.
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1396. Oh, wait. Oh.
Oh, you're driving me crazy.
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1397. Well, it's giving
very Medusa...
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1398. - Thank you.
- Meets Xena Warrior Princess.
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1399. I love this look.
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1400. There's a lot
of braiding and gluing,
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1401. I think, going on there.
Copy !req
1402. But what I loved, Kerri,
is that you came out here
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1403. with reckless abandon,
and that is what you need
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1404. to do every time we see you.
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1405. - I'ma do it.
- Good girl.
Copy !req
1406. Up next,
ladies and gentlemen,
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1407. Lydia Butthole Kollins.
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1408. Hello.
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1409. Can you point out
the eight items?
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1410. One, the zebra print fabric.
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1411. Two, the green fabric.
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1412. Three, the pink fabric.
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1413. Four, the fringe.
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1414. Five, the metallic fabric.
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1415. Six, the black trim.
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1416. Seven, the fur.
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1417. And eight, the little
dangly things here.
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1418. Oh, wow.
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1419. I wondered where
that chandelier went.
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1420. - Yeah.
- Lydia, it's fabulous.
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1421. Zebra thinks pink.
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1422. I love the leg warmer vibe.
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1423. I love the makeup
and everything, the hair.
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1424. Gorgeous.
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1425. You did a really good
job here, Butthole.
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1426. Thank you.
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1427. It's very club.
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1428. It's very fun.
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1429. The purse is ridiculous.
Copy !req
1430. This whole draping thing was
such a huge thing in the '80s.
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1431. The only thing missing
are shoulder pads.
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1432. Why didn't you
do shoulder pads?
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1433. Well, I do have a little
shoulder paddage going on.
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1434. Just a tiny bit.
Copy !req
1435. But I could have added
a little more, I guess.
Copy !req
1436. It definitely took me
back to the '80s, especially
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1437. coming out of an eight ball.
- Work. Thank you.
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1438. Hey.
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1439. Next up,
Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
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1440. So first I have this
animal print fabric.
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1441. Number two, I have
this metallic fabric
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1442. that I made the corset out of.
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1443. And then I have
trim number three
Copy !req
1444. and then trim number four.
Copy !req
1445. I have these bugle beads.
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1446. And then I have my
anal beads, number five.
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1447. Yes.
Copy !req
1448. And you're going to
have to look closely.
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1449. I have two fabrics
on the purse.
Copy !req
1450. So the first is
a black leather.
Copy !req
1451. And then I used
the metallic animal print
Copy !req
1452. blue fabric to line it.
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1453. And then I used this handful
of tulle as number eight.
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1454. I love this
for obvious reasons.
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1455. It's an animal print.
Copy !req
1456. I see the beautiful
finished edge on that skirt,
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1457. which I appreciate.
Copy !req
1458. The corsetry is gorgeous.
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1459. I love how teeny-tiny
you made your waves.
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1460. I think this is the
appropriate size
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1461. hair with those frigging hips.
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1462. When you hit,
you hit hard, Mistress.
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1463. And I think
this is really good.
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1464. My favorite are those beads.
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1465. The things that I
would do with that bag.
Copy !req
1466. The things that you've
done with that bag.
Copy !req
1467. Hush, Michelle.
Copy !req
1468. Telling my business.
Copy !req
1469. I'm sorry, Maddie.
Copy !req
1470. This is a silhouette
you're known for.
Copy !req
1471. How have you changed
since you were here last?
Copy !req
1472. I haven't changed.
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1473. I should been crowned
the first time.
Copy !req
1474. I'm here to give you
perfection all over again.
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1475. Up next, from Atlanta, Georgia,
Nicole Paige Brooks.
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1476. What are the eight items?
Copy !req
1477. It's all on here.
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1478. One, two, three, four, five,
Copy !req
1479. six, seven, eight.
Copy !req
1480. Nicole, I'm so happy
to see you here, honey.
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1481. This outfit, it's cute.
Copy !req
1482. I really would love
for you to have
Copy !req
1483. zhuzhed it just a bit more.
Copy !req
1484. And your face is beautiful.
Copy !req
1485. But why you didn't beat it up?
Copy !req
1486. Because it's the world's
biggest platform for drag,
Copy !req
1487. I feel like you got
to give us more.
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1488. The hair for me needs
to be at least doubled.
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1489. I like you in brunette.
- Uh-huh.
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1490. I think it suits you.
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1491. But it's got to be bigger.
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1492. I'm guessing
you're not a sewer.
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1493. No, but I did sew this.
Copy !req
1494. And it reminded me of something
that I saw on Susanne,
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1495. but hers is much better.
- I thought so.
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1496. I'm flattered.
Copy !req
1497. But I do agree.
Copy !req
1498. It's simple a little bit.
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1499. At the same time, having said
that, I actually love that you
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1500. used most of the fabrics
to make the different stars,
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1501. make a pattern rather
than make a shape.
Copy !req
1502. Manfred Mugler would like it.
Copy !req
1503. Wow, with that gorgeous body,
I understand why you
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1504. wanted to do a bathing suit.
Copy !req
1505. You look fantastic.
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1506. Thank you.
Copy !req
1507. Up next, Tinta Burnter.
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1508. Show me the eight items.
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1509. The stone which is on the
shoes, which is number one.
Copy !req
1510. The pants fabric is number two.
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1511. The belt is number three.
Copy !req
1512. This fabric is number four.
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1513. This is number five.
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1514. This is number six.
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1515. Wow.
Copy !req
1516. The fur is number seven.
Copy !req
1517. And these earrings
and the cigarette case
Copy !req
1518. was the fabric from the lamp,
which is number eight.
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1519. Wow.
Copy !req
1520. So you made
a coat with a zipper
Copy !req
1521. fully lined with faux fur
on the cuffs and the collar.
Copy !req
1522. And you made high-waisted
trousers and a shirt.
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1523. Tina, that's outstanding.
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1524. Thank you.
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1525. Did not know that you
had all of that in you.
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1526. Those pants, it's amazing how
that is so well constructed.
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1527. I think a couture
career is calling.
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1528. Very chic.
Very, very uptown.
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1529. I love it.
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1530. Last time I was here, you
asked me to step my pussy up.
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1531. That's what I'm here to do.
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1532. You did it.
It's really, really beautiful.
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1533. Thank you very much.
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1534. Thank you, All Stars.
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1535. I think we've heard enough.
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1536. While you untuck backstage,
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1537. the judges and I
will deliberate.
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1538. Thank you.
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1539. Now, just between
us squirrel friends,
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1540. I want to know
what you all think.
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1541. We are looking
for the top two All Stars
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1542. of the week
based on their eight ball
Copy !req
1543. design presentations.
Copy !req
1544. Lydia was everything.
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1545. I thought the way that
she sold it was amazing.
Copy !req
1546. I love the "Flashdance"
'80s meets Bushwick,
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1547. and I would wear that any day.
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1548. Yeah, anytime you want
to put zebra with a neon,
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1549. even neon green, I said it,
I'm here for it.
Copy !req
1550. This is one
of my favorites tonight.
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1551. The only thing that could
have made it any better
Copy !req
1552. were huge shoulders, you know.
Copy !req
1553. I really loved Mistress.
Copy !req
1554. I loved the corset.
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1555. I loved the makeup.
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1556. I thought she looked fabulous.
Copy !req
1557. Here's the one
thing about that look.
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1558. We've seen it on her
about 17 times already.
Copy !req
1559. Now, listen,
I'm not mad at anyone
Copy !req
1560. who can find a silhouette that
works for them and then do it.
Copy !req
1561. It looked great,
it was well executed,
Copy !req
1562. and actually, one of
the best of the night.
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1563. Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
1564. Y'all, can we just agree
Tina Burner killed it tonight?
Copy !req
1565. She made a coat
with a zipper with faux fur
Copy !req
1566. on the collar and sleeves,
and she lined it in red satin.
Copy !req
1567. The pants were immaculate.
Copy !req
1568. And she decorated the shoes.
Copy !req
1569. I mean, she let us know that
she is in this competition
Copy !req
1570. to go all the way.
Copy !req
1571. Did you know she
could do all that?
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1572. - I did not know.
- I didn't either.
Copy !req
1573. I had no idea Tina Burner
had all that in her.
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1574. I think she's definitely
invited to Capote's luncheons.
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1575. All right, silence.
Copy !req
1576. I've made my decision.
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1577. Bring back my All Stars.
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1578. Welcome back, All Stars.
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1579. Based on your eight ball
runway presentations,
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1580. I've made some decisions.
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1581. In the Tournament of All Stars,
if you're not in the top,
Copy !req
1582. you are in the bottom.
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1583. Lydia.
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1584. Mistress.
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1585. Tina.
Copy !req
1586. You all ate this challenge.
Copy !req
1587. But the top two All Stars
of the week are...
Copy !req
1588. Tina Burner...
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1589. And Lydia Butthole Kollins.
Copy !req
1590. Shit.
Copy !req
1591. Condragulations,
you've each earned two points.
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1592. The rest of you may step
to the back of the stage.
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1593. Lydia, Tina, this week,
you were both ballers.
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1594. But tonight there can
only be one winner.
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1595. Two All Stars stand before me.
Copy !req
1596. Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me,
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1597. win $10,000,
Copy !req
1598. and earn a coveted extra point
in our Tournament of All Stars.
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1599. The time has come
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1600. for you
to Lip Sync for Your Legacy.
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1601. I am in the top two
this week.
Copy !req
1602. I have arrived
in this competition.
Copy !req
1603. I am going to just let
this song possess me,
Copy !req
1604. because I want to show these
queens that I'm here to win
Copy !req
1605. and I'm not going down
without a fight.
Copy !req
1606. Pow, pow, pow, pow!
Copy !req
1607. This is my first
Maxi Challenge win,
Copy !req
1608. and it feels good, baby.
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1609. But there is an extra point
on the line, honey.
Copy !req
1610. So you know I'm
going to turn it out,
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1611. baby, because I have to.
Copy !req
1612. Every point in this
competition is important.
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1613. Good luck,
and don't fuck up.
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1614. Wow.
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1615. I want more.
Copy !req
1616. Wow, that was so good.
Copy !req
1617. All Stars,
I've made my decision.
Copy !req
1618. Lydia Butthole Kollins,
condragulations,
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1619. you're a winner, baby.
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1620. Bitch.
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1621. Girl.
Copy !req
1622. What the fuck
is my life right now?
Copy !req
1623. You've won a cash tip of
$10,000
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1624. plus an extra point.
Copy !req
1625. Thank you so much.
Copy !req
1626. Which gives you
a total of three points.
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1627. Tinta Burnter, you have
a total of two points.
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1628. Jorgeous, Kerri,
Mistress, and Nicole,
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1629. please step to the front
of the stage.
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1630. All Stars,
Copy !req
1631. with great power comes
great responsibility.
Copy !req
1632. Each week,
the bottom four queens
Copy !req
1633. will each receive one point.
Copy !req
1634. But there is a twist.
Copy !req
1635. You cannot keep
the point for yourself.
Copy !req
1636. You must give it away
to the All Star
Copy !req
1637. you believe
is the MVQ,
Copy !req
1638. or the most valuable queen
of the week.
Copy !req
1639. I'll leave it up to each of you
to decide which All Star
Copy !req
1640. deserves your MVQ point.
Copy !req
1641. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1642. But choose wisely, because
at the end of this bracket,
Copy !req
1643. the three queens
with the most points
Copy !req
1644. will move on to the semifinals,
and the other queens
Copy !req
1645. will be eliminated.
Copy !req
1646. Condragulations, All Stars.
Copy !req
1647. And remember, if you can't
love yourself, how in the hell
Copy !req
1648. you going to love
somebody else?
Copy !req
1649. Can I get an amen up in here?
Copy !req
1650. Amen.
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1651. Now let the music play.
Copy !req
1652. Next time on
the Tournament of All Stars...
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1653. We're ready to start
giving our MVQs.
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1654. You're giving me your point
and then vice versa.
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1655. I'm going to swap with you.
Copy !req
1656. You're going to swap with me?
Copy !req
1657. Girl, no, but that's not—
girl, is it giving family ties,
Copy !req
1658. or is it giving bullshit?
Copy !req
1659. For this week's
Maxi Challenge,
Copy !req
1660. we're going to have
ourselves a rapping roast.
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1661. - Yes!
- Ooh, yes.
Copy !req
1662. Do any of you
queers have something
Copy !req
1663. sexy I can slip into?
Copy !req
1664. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1665. Oh, my God,
Chappell Roan is here.
Copy !req
1666. Y'all ready for this?
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