RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 10x12

1. Previously on

2. "The Tournament of All Stars"...

3. Last week, the top eight All Stars

4. competed in the second episode of the semifinals.

5. It's "The Tournament of All Stars" Talent Invitational.

6. Yes, bitch.

7. Devoured.

8. Work, diva.

9. Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

10. We get it. It was like an ad.

11. But I would have liked more of a storyline with it.

12. Dame Lydia Butthole Kollins.

13. It was just one element of the story missing

14. for me to feel like I fully have gotten it.

15. Bosco.

16. I love that you did a comedy burlesque.

17. The chair-ography was amazing.

18. The winner of this week's challenge is Bosco.

19. Work, Bosco.

20. Lydia, shantay, you stay.

21. Mistress Isabelle Brooks, all is not lost.

22. You still have a chance to re-enter the competition

23. if one of our regular judges

24. enters you into the Wildcard Lottery.

25. Bruno, show us which eliminated All Star

26. will be returning to compete in next week's

27. Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.

28. Oh, Lord.

29. - Oh, wow. - Oh, wow.

30. - Oh, wow. - Is a way to put it.

31. I just sent home my drag mother.

32. Mistress has never lost a lip sync on "Drag Race."

33. So as sad as I am, I feel incredibly proud of myself.

34. I beat Mistress Isabelle Brooks in a lip sync?

35. Come on.

36. It makes me feel like I do deserve my spot in the finale.

37. This was a tough one, y'all.

38. Lydia, I just want to say congratulations

39. to you for surviving the Lip Sync for Your Life.

40. You turned it. You did.

41. You turned it.

42. And congratulations, Bosco.

43. Top seven, bitch.

44. Okurr.

45. How are you feeling?

46. A little conflicted at the moment, 'cause, like,

47. we all want this at this point, but, like,

48. I just know how much she really,

49. really wanted to be here.

50. And just, it did not, like, occur to me that

51. like, there would be a situation where she wouldn't be here.

52. And I don't know, my heart just broke for her.

53. So I'm feeling a lot right now. - Yeah.

54. I've known Mistress for, like, a really long time,

55. and I've known how bad she's wanted this

56. ever since we were kids.

57. Mistress is the person that I was the closest here with.

58. We are both Texas girls.

59. So, bitch, I'ma win it for us

60. and I'm gonna bring it back home to Texas.

61. Can I just remind you guys somebody here in this room,

62. or possibly whoever comes to lip sync.

63. - No. - No.

64. OK, well, someone here in this room

65. is going to win $200,000.

66. Bitch.

67. The stakes are really, really high.

68. I can taste the $200,000.

69. I could win this whole thing.

70. And with that, let's get the fuck out of drag.

71. No shade.

72. I am willing to crawl through hot coals and broken glass

73. to get to this crown.

74. I'm ready to do anything.

75. I'm so fucking proud of us.

76. I'm headed straight for the Crown.

77. I'm going to be like Han Solo taking off

78. in the Millennium Falcon.

79. I'm going to do the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs.

80. You know what I'm saying?

81. Do you want a little? Just a little.

82. Somebody's going home with $200,000,

83. and, baby, I want that person to be me.

84. Me, mine!

85. - Harder? - Harder.

86. I am ready for the Lip Sync Smackdown, girl.

87. I know this is where I excel, so I want all of you

88. right now, bah, like, let's do it!

89. I'm just trying to see what a beautiful crown

90. would look like on top of my head.

91. These girls better be scared.

92. I'm a little bit afraid of me too.

93. You think these girls are going to slay me in a lip sync?

94. I think not.

95. Ha, what's gooey.

96. Mama, I got this in the bag. I know I do.

97. And I'll take any of these bitches on.

98. "All Stars 10" is mine.

99. Ah!

100. Hey, sister, are you OK?

101. It's like I feel like the competition

102. is starting to heat up.

103. The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

104. receives a one-year supply

105. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

106. a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

107. and a grand prize of $200,000.

108. Ooh.

109. Chocolate fucking chip.

110. We made it.

111. It's finale day, bitch, and I am so excited to be here.

112. Of course, there's work to be done,

113. but I think we're all just happy to be enjoying

114. you know, our last moments together

115. before we all dog stomp each other.

116. Oh, my God, this is really the finale.

117. We really made it through all those brackets

118. and the semi-final.

119. We're here, but there's still a lot of us.

120. I know, it doesn't feel like a finale.

121. And some bitch is coming back.

122. Oh, fuck.

123. The fact that somebody's coming back is crazy.

124. Who do we think it's going to be?

125. Who do you think? - Nicole Paige Brooks.

126. I think it's going to be Mistress.

127. Fuck it, why not?

128. Not this.

129. Oh, my God.

130. I didn't even know we had a doorbell.

131. You guys ready?

132. Ding, ding, ding.

133. I'm getting fucking chills.

134. Karma's a bitch, but thank God she's my bestie.

135. Ooh!

136. I know y'all missed me.

137. Hi, divas.

138. The doll is back.

139. Justice has been served,

140. and the diva won the lottery card, honey.

141. I am ready to come in and slay this competition.

142. Oh, my God, it's so good to see half of you.

143. Oh, thank you.

144. Jesus, she's a twink.

145. I'm kind of gagging, 'cause I'm like,

146. this bitch probably has a vendetta against

147. me and Mistress for stealing her point

148. in the preliminary round.

149. Karma's a bitch.

150. Now, I'm a little gagged.

151. I was expecting Mistress to be here.

152. I thought that there was a little bit of an alliance

153. with the Texas divas.

154. That's what I had thought, Jorgeous.

155. Sister, I saw an opportunity, and I had to take it, mama.

156. Even though Jorgeous was rotted

157. for doing that whole Texas tango alliance spoof,

158. I'm able to get over this cuntspiracy

159. because I have one shot to absolutely kill it.

160. And I'm here to wake it up.

161. Hello, hello, hello.

162. - Ooh! - Ooh!

163. You look fab.

164. Good morning, All Stars.

165. - Good morning. - Good morning.

166. And welcome home, Kerri.

167. Hi, mother.

168. Now Kerri, as our Wildcard Lottery winner,

169. you are back, back, back in the competition

170. with an equal chance to win

171. the grand prize of $200,000.

172. - Girl. - Girl.

173. Courtesy of "RuPaul's Drag Race Match Queen,"

174. available now.

175. Now, to be this season's big winner,

176. you've got to survive the final

177. Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.

178. But before you go head-to-head and toe-to-toe,

179. there's just one more thing.

180. - Oh, no. - Oh.

181. Wait, what though?

182. Here we go.

183. Bitch, what?

184. I need you to rate your fellow All Stars

185. from top to bottom, side to side,

186. based on who you think is your biggest lip sync competition.

187. Oh, God.

188. - Not this. - That's right.

189. It's Rate-A-Queen, All Stars edition.

190. Oh, my God.

191. Choose carefully, because the final rankings

192. will determine how you face off in a Lip Sync Smackdown.

193. - What the fuck is going on? - Why?

194. I just know these bitches are going to be shady as fuck.

195. Doesn't matter who's your friend.

196. Because at the end of the day,

197. the girls want to set it up for their own win.

198. Can't trust none of these hoes.

199. All Stars, start your engines,

200. and may the best drag queen win.

201. Baby, it is the finale.

202. Today is the day.

203. It is the Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.

204. I'm excited to be in the room with all the girls.

205. I have not come in as a Lip Sync Assassin on All Stars yet.

206. But I mean, what other day to do that than today?

207. You are definitely not unfamiliar to a LaLaPaRuZa.

208. No, no, I think I literally just completed one last season.

209. Yes, yes.

210. So you feel pretty prepared when it comes to this situation?

211. You can never be too prepared, honestly,

212. especially with this Rate-A-Queen business going on.

213. I know. I love it.

214. It's going to get— it could get so messy.

215. We have to take part in Rate-A-Queen, All Stars edition.

216. And these rankings are going to determine

217. how we face off in the Lip Sync Smackdown.

218. I am the only queen in this competition

219. that has done Rate-A-Queen.

220. You think I was the worst?

221. No, no, no. Well—

222. Oh!

223. Miss Lydia.

224. It was not a pretty butthole.

225. Some of the queens put me in the bottom that week.

226. So there's a little PTSD with Rate-A-Queen.

227. Ginger, not going to lie, I feel like you're one

228. to watch out for for this, because bitch,

229. you make numbers your own, bitch.

230. You be doing like all these cross-eyed shit.

231. Cross-eyed shit is the key.

232. Not the cross-eyed shit.

233. She's the horny toad, honey.

234. Who are you confident you can beat in a lip sync, Kerri?

235. It depends on the song.

236. I don't really see any specific queen as like competition.

237. It's more what vibe am I going to bring to life

238. with what song?

239. Gotcha.

240. I feel like everyone is sort of a threat

241. in their own accord.

242. So it's kind of tough to boil down

243. Rate-A-Queen to just a specific strategy or formula.

244. Exactly.

245. This Rate-A-Queen and these rankings

246. are definitely going to play a part in how we all

247. get situated on the bracket,

248. and that makes me a little nervous.

249. What if I'm going against a really close friend of mine

250. or a sickening performer?

251. I need to be a little bit more strategic

252. than I normally would.

253. Oh, my gosh, I'm just so excited.

254. It's just everything.

255. I feel like we could just taste the crown.

256. What would it mean to everybody to win?

257. - Fucking everything. - Girl.

258. I dropped out of high school for this art form,

259. you know what I mean?

260. It would mean so much.

261. But we were, like, 15 years old in our covers

262. watching "Drag Race" being like,

263. I want to be on that one day.

264. Yes.

265. So to win would be like full circle times a thousand.

266. I don't know.

267. I know that it would mean a lot for everyone.

268. For me it's the idea of resilience and just proving

269. to people that no matter if they think you should be doing

270. something, that if you work your fucking ass off,

271. you can get the payoff.

272. Like, that's everything to me.

273. I love proving people wrong.

274. I second that.

275. Winning is just an ultimate fuck you

276. to anyone who ever didn't believe in you

277. or didn't see it.

278. But more than anything, it's a big fuck you

279. to the own little part in ourselves

280. that actually believed it.

281. Yes, I love that.

282. Drag has been the only thing that I've

283. wanted to do with my life from the time I was a teenager.

284. And then I finally reached the pinnacle

285. and immediately had the rug swept out from under me,

286. you know.

287. And to be able to prove that as long as you keep going,

288. anything is possible.

289. Like,

290. just fucking keep going.

291. Just fucking keep going.

292. Get back on the fucking horse.

293. - OK. - And I'm so glad you're back.

294. I'm so happy to be back, bitch.

295. We've all fought tooth and nail to be here.

296. And to win on my fourth try would mean the world to me.

297. But what I've learned through all of this

298. is it's not about the destination.

299. It's about the journey and sisterhood

300. and being in this magical competition together.

301. OK, bitches.

302. So we throwing down, we smacking down today.

303. That being said, this Lip Sync Smackdown

304. for the Crown is about to begin,

305. and I am going to whoop y'all's asses.

306. Whoopeth thou ass.

307. Bitch, who's motherfucking ready?

308. Who wants to? - Are we going right now?

309. I need that. I need that.

310. You need that?

311. Bitch, I can handle the both of y'all.

312. Yes, bad girls club.

313. I need that, I need that.

314. You need that right now?

315. Hit it.

316. Hit it, yes!

317. One chop.

318. Yeah, bitches.

319. It's time for a Lip Sync Smackdown, bitch.

320. OK, OK.

321. It is time to take part

322. in the Rate-A-Queen, All Stars edition.

323. We could be put against each other,

324. the best against the best.

325. We could be put against each other

326. the best against the worst.

327. We don't know.

328. Now, we have to rate every queen

329. from top to bottom, fiercest competition

330. to the least fiercest competition.

331. And I do feel like I smell a little bit of a stunt.

332. All right.

333. I'm thinking about who is going

334. to be the biggest competition

335. in the music that I enjoy.

336. Jorgeous.

337. She's a killer. She's got it.

338. Fuck it, let's go with Aja.

339. Girl, she's the one that I'm most nervous about, actually.

340. I need to make sure that I make it to the end.

341. Most of these girls have not seen my lip sync skills,

342. so I think they're going to rank me low.

343. Lydia Butthole Kollins.

344. So I'm putting Lydia as number one,

345. just in case the bottom queens get matched up

346. with the top queens, because

347. I think I can take Lydia in a lip sync.

348. Ginger Minj.

349. Her track record with lip syncs does not lie.

350. I was originally thinking I was going

351. to be kind of strategic about it,

352. but I just don't know what any of these rankings do.

353. In second ranking.

354. - Second. - Second.

355. Is Jorgeous.

356. Lydia Butthole Kollins.

357. I am kind of going back and forth between

358. do I play this fair and be honest and trustworthy

359. or do I fuck shit up?

360. Third.

361. This is where it gets a little muddy for me.

362. Ginger Minj. She's a chameleon.

363. Is that the right decision? I don't know.

364. Third ranking.

365. I'm going to go ahead and give that to Aja.

366. Ginger Minj.

367. I feel like she could definitely out-camp me.

368. All right, I'm going to rank fourth Irene.

369. I know the other girls aren't seeing it for Irene,

370. so Irene is going to be my personality hire.

371. I'm going to stick her just a little bit

372. higher than I would normally.

373. In fifth position, this is where it gets tough and sticky.

374. And I'm going to put my mace down

375. to actually think about this.

376. In sixth ranking, Jorgeous.

377. In seventh position, I am ranking Irene the Alien.

378. I am just more intimidated by everyone else.

379. I don't want to put Irene last,

380. but I mean, I did beat her once.

381. And seventh is Kerri Colby.

382. You know, I've seen the way how Kerri performs,

383. so I'm not that worried about it.

384. That's the tea.

385. And mama.

386. That is the tea.

387. - And that's the tea. - And that's the tea.

388. And that's the mother-tucking tea, bitch.

389. And what?

390. Welcome to the grand finale

391. of "RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars."

392. Tonight, it's just the home team,

393. starting with Michelle Visage.

394. She's my MVPP.

395. Yeah, you know me.

396. Style superstar Carson Kressley.

397. Are you a big skorts fan?

398. Oh, I usually prefer a clam digger with a strappy sandal.

399. And "Drag Race's" biggest cheerleader,

400. it's Ross Mathews.

401. Sis boom bah, sis.

402. All Stars, start your engines,

403. and may the best drag queen win.

404. Category is Smackdown for the Mother-tucking Crown.

405. First up, Aja.

406. It's time for the Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.

407. These bitches better watch out.

408. Bosco.

409. She should have worn a hat.

410. Daya Betty.

411. I am going big game hunting, and baby, these other girls,

412. they're the prey.

413. Ginger Minj.

414. Irene the Alien.

415. Now it's time for total annihilation.

416. Jorgeous.

417. The girls better be scared.

418. Who want it? What's gooey?

419. Dame Lydia Butthole Kollins.

420. Kerri Colby.

421. Let me show you what a diva can do.

422. This is fucking crazy.

423. Welcome, All Stars.

424. Tonight, you'll face off

425. in a series of seven lip syncs.

426. In the end, one of you

427. will be crowned our champion.

428. Earlier, I asked you to rate your fellow All Stars

429. based on who you think

430. is your biggest lip sync competition.

431. Your combined rankings have determined

432. tonight's lip sync order.

433. Yes, honey, this bracket has been seeded.

434. Officially.

435. Because seeding is what?

436. Fundamental.

437. It's like NAACP basketball up in here.

438. All right, listen up, gay people.

439. This is a seeded bracket. So here's how it works.

440. Number one goes against number eight.

441. Number two, number seven.

442. Number three, number six.

443. And then four and five are paired together.

444. And then the four winners move on to the next round,

445. and then the winners of those two lip syncs,

446. Lip Sync for the Crown.

447. You got it?

448. Now, let the Smackdown begin.

449. My queens, the All Star y'all ranked number one is—

450. Ginger Minj.

451. Thank you.

452. Damn, y'all really trying to downplay a bitch.

453. Girl, I guess I'm going to have to show them again.

454. Now, Ginger, you'll face off against the All Star

455. ranked number eight.

456. And that All Star is—

457. Kerri Colby.

458. Well, yes.

459. Shit.

460. The rest of you may take a seat in the gallery.

461. - Kill it, baby. - Thank you.

462. - Good luck, mama. - Thank you, darling.

463. Ginger, what do you think of your top ranking?

464. Surprised.

465. They got me, gal.

466. I don't know if these girls ranked me

467. number one because they truly believe that,

468. or if they are trying to set me up.

469. Either way, I'm here for it.

470. I will take you all down one by one.

471. And Kerri, what do you think of your eighth ranking?

472. You know, I am a wildcard, so this is a wild placement.

473. I'm here for it.

474. Low key, I know that Ginger is a front runner,

475. but this could be that moment that sets me apart.

476. And baby, the diva is girdled up and ready to show you

477. what she has up her sleeve, honey, up her tuck it up.

478. Now, let's find out who will choose the song.

479. Oh, pit crew.

480. Ladykins, in Bruno's golden hopper

481. are two balls, one for each of you.

482. Bruno, let's go.

483. If I don't get the right song,

484. Kerri could definitely out-sexy me.

485. Oh, God, pick my ball.

486. Oh.

487. Whose ball are you holding?

488. Bruno is holding Ginger's ball.

489. I wish I could say it was the first time.

490. And that means, Ginger, you get to choose the song

491. from our Lip Sync Smackdown playlist.

492. Will it be "Disease" by Lady Gaga,

493. "Joyride" by Kesha,

494. "Party Lights" by Natalie Cole,

495. "Raise Your Glass" by Pink,

496. "Show Me How You Burlesque" by Christina Aguilera,

497. or "Whenever, Wherever" by Shakira?

498. In my head, I am sitting here going,

499. you really need to set the tone for this whole battle.

500. Pick something you know you can do

501. and a song that I can just lay into.

502. Big swings, no misses.

503. What song do you choose?

504. "Disease" by Lady Gaga.

505. "Disease" by Lady Gaga is Ginger's choice.

506. Two All Stars stand before me.

507. Ladies, this is your chance to impress me

508. to move forward to the next round.

509. The time has come for you

510. to Lip Sync for Your Life.

511. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

512. Yes!

513. Kerri put all of that beautiful

514. 50-inch ponytail into a bun, and she's leaving it up there?

515. Take the hair down, baby.

516. It's hot in the club, girl.

517. Yes!

518. Work, bitches.

519. Bitch, that was sickening.

520. I'm getting goosebumps, for real.

521. Oh, my God.

522. That was fierce.

523. All Stars, I've made my decision.

524. All Stars, I've made my decision.

525. Ginger Minj, shantay, you stay.

526. Oh, thank God.

527. I think you cured my disease.

528. Well...

529. OK.

530. Condragulations.

531. You've won the first Lip Sync Smackdown.

532. Please step to the winner's box to await the next round.

533. Kerri Colby, you gave Ginger a run for her money.

534. Yes.

535. While you won't be moving forward tonight,

536. you are and will forever be an All Star.

537. Now, sashay away.

538. All right.

539. Love you, diva.

540. Another one. Thank you.

541. My personal shot at the Hall of Fame and $200,000

542. has come to an end this time around.

543. Ooh, well.

544. I feel nothing but gratitude, because the judges said

545. bring the doll back to life.

546. And I feel like I got all the redemption

547. that I was hunting and searching

548. and craving and needing.

549. Oh.

550. All Stars, please step to the stage for our next lip sync.

551. Ladykins, the All Star you ranked number two is

552. Dame Lydia B Kollins.

553. Oh, shit.

554. Work.

555. I did not expect to be ranked at number two.

556. For them to think that I am up there,

557. I'm gagged and a little confused.

558. Lydia, you'll be competing with the All Star

559. that you all ranked number seven.

560. And the number seven All Star is—

561. Irene the Alien.

562. Y'all are shady.

563. Well, the girls ranked

564. exactly how I thought they would.

565. I expected to be ranked seventh,

566. and I picked Lydia in that higher ranking

567. because I think I can take her on.

568. So it looks like my strategy paid off.

569. The rest of you may take a seat in the gallery.

570. All right, now let's find out who gets to choose the song.

571. Oh, pit crew.

572. Now, in Bruno's golden hopper

573. are two balls, one for each of you.

574. Now, Bruno, without peeking, cradle one ball.

575. Show us that ball.

576. Lydia Butthole Kollins.

577. Lydia, what will it be?

578. Ooh. "Joyride" by Kesha.

579. So it shall be done.

580. The time has come for you

581. to Lip Sync for Your Life.

582. I am shaking in my cock piece right now,

583. because this lip sync is going to determine

584. who makes it to the top four.

585. I am going to send Teletubby back to Mars, bitch.

586. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

587. That's right, girls, give us a show.

588. I am in fight or flight at this moment.

589. I have a lot in my arsenal.

590. I'm just going to try to let it all out.

591. Yes!

592. Work!

593. Bitch.

594. Good job.

595. What the fuck? Who cut the cable?

596. Y'all need to pay your bills, bitch.

597. Ladies, I've made my decision.

598. Lydia B. Kollins, shantay, you stay.

599. Oh, fuck.

600. Thank you.

601. Period, bitch.

602. I, Lydia Butthole Kollins,

603. I'm in the top four of the "Tournament of All Stars."

604. I'm so gagged.

605. - Condragulations. - Thank you.

606. Now, please step to the winners box.

607. I love you so much.

608. Congrats.

609. Oh, my God.

610. Irene the Alien, you will not be moving forward,

611. but you are and will forever be...

612. a freak.

613. And an All Star.

614. Thank you so much for the opportunity

615. to show the world what a fucking idiot I truly am.

616. Now, sashay away.

617. - We love you, Irene. - Love you, Irene.

618. You better work, bitch.

619. If it's true that losing is the new winning,

620. then no one's a bigger winner

621. than the 16th place Irene the Alien.

622. - Yes! - Work, bitch.

623. Love you sister.

624. The alien invasion is postponed for now.

625. Even though I didn't win the crown this time,

626. I couldn't be happier with how things shook out.

627. Us early outs,

628. we've got more to show you than you got to see.

629. Sister!

630. They got me, girl.

631. She was bucking.

632. How do you feel? - Thank you.

633. I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty disappointed,

634. but here I am.

635. I think you did a fabulous job.

636. That was a great lip sync. - Thank you.

637. Girl, join the watching party of the tournament.

638. My first guest, everybody.

639. All Stars.

640. Oh, here we go.

641. Please return to the stage.

642. It's time for our next lip sync.

643. On deck, the All Star

644. you all ranked number three is—

645. Jorgeous.

646. Wait a minute.

647. OK.

648. Jorgeous, you'll be lip syncing against

649. the All Star ranked number six.

650. - Probably Daya. - Yeah.

651. And that queen is—

652. Aja.

653. Oh.

654. Well, yes.

655. Oh, bitch.

656. So the one bitch I did not want to face is Miss Aja.

657. But I'm ready, mama.

658. Let's put on a show for Miss Mother Ru.

659. Fuck all you bitches who voted me that low.

660. Y'all really played today.

661. But it's OK.

662. I'm saying a prayer for all of y'all.

663. Spoken like a true Mother Superior.

664. Now, let's see who gets to choose the song.

665. Oh, pit crew.

666. Bruno, show us what you got.

667. Please, Bruno, please grab my ball, please.

668. Jorgeous.

669. That means you get to choose the song.

670. Yes.

671. Let's do "Party Lights."

672. "Party Lights" by Natalie Cole.

673. I'm sorry, Aja, but, mama, I'm going to have to send you

674. back to the convent.

675. Ooh, girl. Buckle up.

676. You ready?

677. Here we go, girl. This is about to be a battle.

678. Give it to us.

679. Two All Stars stand before me.

680. Ladies, this is your chance to impress me

681. and move forward to the next round.

682. The time has come for you

683. to Lip Sync for Your Life.

684. The one person I didn't want to go against is Jorgeous.

685. She's an amazing performer.

686. I think she's the only girl here that has

687. the potential to take me out.

688. But I have some tricks up my sleeve.

689. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

690. - Ooh. - Wow.

691. Oh!

692. Let it go, let it go.

693. Ooh!

694. Yeah!

695. These bitches are turning it.

696. Mwah.

697. Yes!

698. Yes, ma'am!

699. All Stars, I've made my decision.

700. All Stars, I've made my decision.

701. Jorgeous, shantay, you stay.

702. Oh, bitch.

703. Thank you so much.

704. Condragulations, you're advancing to the next round.

705. Bitch, yes.

706. Please step to the winners box.

707. Thank you, mama.

708. One bitch down. Who's next, girl?

709. Ginger, you want it? Lydia, you want it?

710. Anybody can get it.

711. Aja.

712. While you won't be moving forward tonight,

713. you are and will forever be

714. one sickening All Star.

715. Now, sashay away.

716. I just want to say thank you so much.

717. I came here to fall back in love with drag.

718. And I just want to say, y'all made me fall deeply in love.

719. I'm going to do my little walk off.

720. See, I'm walking.

721. You know, I'm walking.

722. PS, dot dot, I'm out this bitch.

723. Love you, Aja!

724. Love you!

725. Honestly, internally, I am crumbling.

726. But all I can do is just walk away with my head up

727. and just know that I did my best.

728. Hello?

729. Is the woman of the house here?

730. What you got to say, girl?

731. What's it giving?

732. That wore me out.

733. I was like, girl, Jorgeous' little ass be carrying.

734. Now.

735. - Oh, shit. - Oh.

736. Daya Betty, Bosco,

737. your fellow queens have ranked you number four and five

738. respectively.

739. Oh, no. Daya's crying.

740. This is going to be so hard to watch.

741. They're sisters.

742. And they are like sister sisters, girl.

743. Daya Betty, you're looking very emotional.

744. Why is that?

745. Bosco means a lot to me.

746. She's taught me a lot about myself

747. and what it means to actually have queer family.

748. And I just have the most immense amount

749. of respect for her.

750. And just not the person

751. that I want to be doing this with.

752. But that's the name of the game,

753. and I'm ready.

754. Bosco, is there anything you'd like to say?

755. No.

756. No. I love you, girl.

757. I fucking love you so much. - I love you.

758. It's all with love, and we are family here.

759. Now, let's see who gets to choose your song.

760. Oh, pit crew.

761. You know how this goes.

762. Bruno, get those balls rolling.

763. Bruno, hurry up, miss thing.

764. Show us that ball, Bruno.

765. Bosco.

766. Bosco, what song do you choose?

767. If I want to move forward in this competition,

768. I have to put myself first.

769. And it's not what I want to do,

770. but I'm kind of a cunt.

771. I'm going to do it.

772. I'm absolutely going to do it.

773. Let's show them how to burlesque.

774. Bosco has chosen "Show Me How You Burlesque"

775. by Christina Aguilera.

776. God damn, Bosco was born to do this song.

777. Here we go.

778. Two All Stars stand before me.

779. Ladies, this is your chance to impress me

780. and move forward to the next round.

781. The time has come for you

782. to Lip Sync for Your Life.

783. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

784. Oh, my God.

785. I'm not going to lie.

786. Daya is kind of bringing energy right now.

787. Oh, my God!

788. Yes, bitch!

789. Work.

790. Wow.

791. All Stars, I've made my decision.

792. All Stars, I've made my decision.

793. Bosco, shantay, you stay.

794. Condragulations, you're headed to the next round.

795. Stay right where you are.

796. Daya Betty, you won't be moving forward tonight,

797. but you are and will forever be family.

798. Now, sashay away.

799. Ru, thank you for changing my life

800. and showing me that I belong somewhere.

801. It just took me a long time, and I'm very thankful for that.

802. Girl, I love you. Congratulations.

803. Thank you so much.

804. Kill it.

805. I guess Betty wasn't ready yet, bitch.

806. OK? OK.

807. I didn't win the crown, but I am walking away here

808. so proud of myself.

809. And if I had to lose a lip sync to anybody,

810. I am happy that it's Bosco.

811. Hi.

812. You Betty be ready.

813. Aw.

814. Betty, we got a seat right here for you.

815. Come on, Daya. - Thank you.

816. Come sit.

817. Daya, that was hard to watch.

818. - It was. - I'm really sad.

819. But not because I lost.

820. I just hated that that was me and Bosco.

821. Oh, my God, the TV.

822. It's time for round two of our Lip Sync Smackdown.

823. Ding, ding, ding.

824. Bosco, I've consulted our bracket.

825. Your next lip sync will be with—

826. Ginger Minj.

827. Ginger, please step forward.

828. No rest at all for the wicked.

829. And here comes Ginger fucking Minj,

830. one of the people that I really didn't want to lip sync against.

831. Now let's see who gets to choose the song.

832. Oh, pit crew.

833. Bruno, do your thing.

834. Harder, Bruno.

835. Faster!

836. Reaching in without looking.

837. Show us that ball, Bruno.

838. Ginger.

839. The ball says Ginger.

840. Oh, good.

841. Ginger, there are two choices left.

842. "Raise Your Glass" by Pink

843. and "Whenever, Wherever" by Shakira.

844. Bosco serves high class, glamorous sex.

845. Ginger Minj serves smoky,

846. bar room brawl kind of bitch.

847. I know I look like Shakira,

848. but I think I'll do "Raise Your Glass" by Pink.

849. All right. "Raise Your Glass."

850. Two All Stars stand before me.

851. Ladies, this is your chance to impress me

852. and move forward to the final round.

853. The time has come

854. for you to Lip Sync

855. for Your Life.

856. If I win against Ginger, I'm in the top two.

857. Is it going to be an easy task?

858. No. Is it a doable task?

859. It absolutely is.

860. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

861. - Panty snatcher. - Yes, Ginger!

862. Yes, bitches!

863. Wow.

864. All Stars, I've made my decision.

865. - Oh, no. - Oh, God.

866. I can't wait to see how this turns out.

867. All Stars, I've made my decision.

868. Ginger Minj, shantay, you stay. - Oh!

869. Condragulations, you are advancing

870. to the final Lip Sync for the Crown.

871. Please step to the winners box.

872. Ooh, shit, OK.

873. All right, it's starting to get real.

874. There is only one more lip sync

875. between me and the crown.

876. So who's it going to be?

877. Bosco, my dear,

878. you won't be moving forward tonight,

879. but you are and will forever be

880. an All Star doll.

881. Now, sashay away.

882. I just want to say thank you.

883. You've changed my life so much,

884. and it's been so much fun to be able to spend more time

885. with you all and laugh.

886. It's been great for us to see dem titties.

887. Should have kept me around longer then.

888. Yes, mama.

889. Yes, baby!

890. It sucks, but I'm really happy with everything that I showed,

891. and sometimes it's just not your moment.

892. I did really, really well.

893. And more importantly than that,

894. I did better than Irene and Daya.

895. You didn't shave your back.

896. - Did I really not? - No.

897. - Oh, well. - Damn.

898. Well, shit.

899. Oh, diva.

900. They fucked the orange group up tonight.

901. Girl, we just got our asses handed to us.

902. Would have been so embarrassing for us to go

903. on a tour if you were in fifth and I was in first.

904. Oh.

905. - Here we go. - All right.

906. - We're back. - OK, OK.

907. Fuck, it's the sixth lip sync.

908. Lydia Butthole Kollins and Jorgeous,

909. please step forward.

910. It's the rematch of mommy's favorites.

911. And if I beat her once, I could definitely beat her again.

912. So I'm ready, bitch.

913. By the process of elimination,

914. your song is

915. "Whenever, Wherever" by Shakira.

916. You may not think by looking at me that I like this song,

917. but little known fact, I am a Shakira super fan.

918. You guys, you know Lydia was, like,

919. obsessed with Shakira as a kid.

920. Her fifth birthday had a Shakira birthday cake.

921. I am going to wipe my hole across that damn stage.

922. Two All Stars stand before me.

923. Ladies, this is your chance to impress me

924. and move forward to the final round.

925. The time has come for you to Lip Sync

926. for Your Life.

927. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

928. Yes, bitch!

929. That was so hot, bitch.

930. Am I a lesbian now?

931. OK.

932. - Wow. - That was fucking crazy.

933. That was fierce.

934. Oh, do we get to see the result this time?

935. Oop!

936. All Stars, I've made my decision.

937. Jorgeous, shantay, you stay.

938. No way.

939. Condragulations, you're moving forward

940. to the final Lip Sync for the Crown.

941. That's crazy.

942. Thank you so much, you guys.

943. You may join Ginger in the winner's box.

944. I love you. I'm so proud of you.

945. - Congratulations. - Thank you so much.

946. I love you, bitch. - Love you, too.

947. Mama, I'm going to be Lip Syncing for the Crown.

948. Oh, my God.

949. I can't believe it.

950. I cannot believe it.

951. Lydia, my dear, you won't be moving forward tonight,

952. but you are and will forever be

953. my favorite butthole.

954. And that's saying something.

955. You are the reason for everything.

956. Thank you, all of you, so much.

957. I cannot say that enough. Thank you.

958. Thank you.

959. Now, sashay away.

960. I love you, bitch.

961. Well, shit, the remix, part two, electric boogaloo.

962. Mwah.

963. To have made it this far in the "Tournament of All Stars,"

964. I'm leaving with my head held very high,

965. mostly because this wig is so heavy

966. and I can't really move my head.

967. But I'm just proud.

968. We made it, bitches!

969. Hey, sister.

970. Good job, sister. Congratulations.

971. Thank you, you too.

972. I'm honestly like, OK, yes, I would

973. have loved to have won that lip sync,

974. but I'm so proud of myself too. I can't—

975. - Girl. - You know?

976. Oh.

977. Attention, All Stars.

978. - That's us. - Hi, mother.

979. Please report to the main stage

980. for the final Lip Sync for the Crown.

981. - Work. - All right.

982. I repeat, get your padded ass over here ASAP.

983. She's only talking to me.

984. - Come on, sister. - Chug, chug, chug.

985. - Let's go, baby. - Let's go.

986. Let's go.

987. Give it up for our top two All Stars,

988. Ginger Minj and Jorgeous.

989. - Oh, come on, divas. - Period.

990. How?

991. Yes.

992. Bitch, what's gooey?

993. After surviving challenge after challenge,

994. one final lip sync stands between you

995. and the grand prize of $200,000.

996. But no matter what happens tonight,

997. you're both going home a little bit richer,

998. because this season's runner up

999. will receive a cash tip of $25,000.

1000. Oh, my God.

1001. Now, two All Stars stand before me.

1002. Ladies, this is your last chance

1003. to impress me and prove to the world

1004. that you are a winner, baby.

1005. The time has come for you to Lip Sync

1006. for the Crown.

1007. I came back to get my crown, and bitch,

1008. nothing is going to stop me from turning this out.

1009. This is it.

1010. It's gonna take a silver bullet to put me down, bitch.

1011. This is everything that I dreamed for

1012. ever since I was a kid.

1013. And Ginger Minj is the only thing standing

1014. between me and the crown.

1015. So, mama, I'm going to have to push this bitch to the side

1016. and snatch it.

1017. Good luck, and don't fuck it up!

1018. Hey!

1019. Yes!

1020. - You better twirl! - Yes!

1021. Hit it!

1022. - Yes! - Work!

1023. Wow.

1024. Who cares about your backbone anyway?

1025. Whoo! God bless Mother Nature.

1026. Now, please welcome back to the main stage

1027. our reigning All Stars champion,

1028. Angeria Paris VanMicheals.

1029. Oh, wow.

1030. Look at her.

1031. Yes!

1032. Gorgeous.

1033. Hey.

1034. Looking good, Angeria.

1035. Looking good yourself, mama.

1036. I ain't lying.

1037. The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars"

1038. will receive a crown and scepter

1039. provided by Fierce Drag Jewels,

1040. a year's supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics,

1041. a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

1042. and a cash prize

1043. of $200,000

1044. courtesy of "RuPaul's Drag Race Match Queen."

1045. Ginger, Jorgeous,

1046. I've made my decision.

1047. The winner

1048. of "RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars"...

1049. is...

1050. Ginger Minj.

1051. Condragulations, you're a winner, baby.

1052. Ginger, is there anything you'd like to say?

1053. It's been 10 years of coming to this competition,

1054. and I'm fucking ready to reign.

1055. Now prance, my queen, prance!

1056. I won! I won!

1057. Finally.

1058. I've worked so hard for this.

1059. And to have it finally happen,

1060. it just exceeds every expectation.

1061. I feel like a winner.

1062. We did it, Joe!

1063. Yes!

1064. I am living proof that even if the whole world

1065. tells you that you're not a winner,

1066. you can make it happen for yourself.

1067. Now, remember, if you can't love yourself,

1068. how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?

1069. Can I get an amen up in here?

1070. Amen!

1071. All right, now let the music play.