RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 10x11

1. Previously on the Tournament of All Stars...

2. Last week, the top nine All Stars

3. competed in the first episode of the semifinals.

4. It's time for the Tournament of All Stars Snatch Game.

5. Reba is a jack of all trades.

6. Yes, I have jacked off all trades.

7. Who put you in charge? The fuck?

8. OK.

9. What did you say, Count Dracula?

10. Maybe, probably her ring?

11. Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

12. You could go so over the top as Dracula,

13. but there was no accent.

14. Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

15. You played her on point,

16. but there were not a lot of jokes.

17. Ginger Minj.

18. As Reba, you got the most laughs, hands down.

19. Ginger Minj, condragulations.

20. You're a winner, baby. - Oh, baby.

21. Yes, bitch.

22. Three for three, honey.

23. Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

24. Shantay, you stay.

25. Cynthia Lee Fontaine, all is not lost.

26. What?

27. There's still a chance that one

28. of the regular judges will enter you

29. in the wild card lottery.

30. And if chosen, you'll return to compete

31. in the final Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.

32. But for now, sashay away.

33. - Ooh, that was a doozy. - All right.

34. Well, yes.

35. After Cynthia's elimination, it feels very somber.

36. It's been a long time since I've watched

37. the bottom two lip sync

38. and then somebody has to pack it up,

39. and that's intense.

40. Congratulations to Mistress, our lip sync survivor.

41. Yes, Mistress.

42. Bitch, you turnt it. - Thank you.

43. I appreciate that.

44. Yeah, the judges' faces were lighting up, watching you.

45. They couldn't keep... - Of course.

46. - The eyes off of you. - I'm an amazing entertainer.

47. I've never lost a lip sync on "Drag Race."

48. This outfit is fab too. You look so good.

49. Thank you. I appreciate that.

50. I'm over it.

51. There was a lot of bitches who had no laughs.

52. I think that Lydia had no laughs.

53. Aja had no laughs. I think Daya had no laughs.

54. So the fact that I was in the bottom is a kiki.

55. Well, Ginger, congratulations.

56. - Congratulations on your win. - Thank you.

57. I appreciate it.

58. This is your third Snatch Game win, right?

59. - Oh, my God, a new record. - A new record.

60. We knew you had this shit in the bag, from the start.

61. I don't know.

62. You gave me a run for my money, bitch.

63. Girl, thank you.

64. Oh, my God. So I was so close to the win.

65. And I really wanted to gag this bitch because, bitch,

66. I wanted to beat you at your own game.

67. Being next to you, you were amazing,

68. and you really did deserve it. It was amazing.

69. That really means a lot coming from you, so thank you.

70. I hope you win the whole thing.

71. You're amazing.

72. Mistress, are you OK?

73. I'm amazing.

74. I'm so grateful.

75. It's amazing to be here.

76. Ooh!

77. Mistress is being an energy vampire.

78. And I really think if she wants to do well in this competition,

79. she's going to have to start realizing

80. that she has to hold her own without dragging other people

81. into her black hole.

82. What are you thinking about?

83. I feel like this is just bullshit.

84. Girl, many of y'all need it more than I do.

85. Trust me.

86. And that's not— that's not even a shade.

87. That's real.

88. I'm very blessed to— baby, I can sit on YouTube

89. and play a video game and be just fine.

90. I'm fine.

91. Sun Tzu said in "The Art of War,"

92. "When your opponent is weak, that's when you strike."

93. How are you feeling?

94. I feel like the vibes here are a little—

95. Oh, they're rancid.

96. Girl, there's been a whole—

97. there's been a lot of emotions today.

98. The pressure of the semifinals is so high,

99. so I can't be distracted by shenanigans.

100. You look like you should be stealing socks.

101. - Rawr, rawr, rawr. - Get away from me.

102. All right, the girls are losing it.

103. I have to stay focused on the prize.

104. I have to keep my head in the game.

105. I'm here to win, and that's what's going to happen.

106. Sister, what the fuck is wrong with you?

107. The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

108. receives a one-year supply

109. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

110. a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

111. and a cash prize of $200,000.

112. With extra special guest judge Devery Jacobs.

113. - Yes. - Another day.

114. I survived. Ah!

115. We did it.

116. This is the last week before the finale.

117. There's eight bad bitches left here.

118. I'd fuck me.

119. Knowing that next week is the Lip Sync Smackdown

120. for the Crown, that's, like, my bread and butter.

121. That's what I do on the daily.

122. And I'd be devastated if I went home right before the finale.

123. Ah, I cannot be that girl.

124. How are you feeling after last week.

125. Honestly, I'm just so grateful to be here,

126. and I want to thank each and every one of you

127. for your amazing words.

128. They really encouraged me.

129. Girl, it was the first time you were quiet for once.

130. It was really scary.

131. Let me give you all the truth tea.

132. When I get actually mad, that's when I shut up

133. because that's when I say something

134. that I'm going to regret

135. or I'm going to hurt someone's feelings.

136. I feel like I had a little bump in the road,

137. but the girls obviously know what I'm capable of,

138. and they know who I am.

139. And, honestly, this is the time to show

140. the girls that I'm not a flop

141. and I'ma do my big one, and may the best woman win.

142. So, Aja, I mean, you ended up being safe,

143. but I know it was kind of a rough week for you.

144. I feel good.

145. I feel like I was just in a different place

146. mentally. I wasn't present.

147. And—what's so funny?

148. Girl, keep talking. I'm listening.

149. Ooh, Mistress, you in danger, girl.

150. Let's continue with what I was saying.

151. If I want to laugh, I'll laugh.

152. But thank you.

153. You're doing too much.

154. By laughing?

155. No, you're just doing too much.

156. Like—

157. My love, I was not laughing at you.

158. I could laugh at anything I want to laugh at.

159. Nobody's saying that you're laughing at me.

160. OK, but why would you— you're doing the most

161. by stopping your conversation because of what I was doing.

162. Anyways, like I was saying, last week,

163. I was feeling a certain way because I wasn't mentally here,

164. but now I am. So what's up?

165. Are you?

166. Yes, I am.

167. I look forward to seeing it.

168. I look forward to seeing you be here 'cause

169. you was in the bottom two last week.

170. Sweetie, and I still slayed, and I still stayed.

171. You did, and congratulations, but...

172. Thank you, sister.

173. You really just need to humble yourself a little bit.

174. - From what? - From this.

175. You need to de-escalate whatever

176. you got going on over here 'cause

177. it's getting in the way of you.

178. I don't think I'll take life advice

179. from anyone in your position,

180. but I thank you for the sentiment.

181. Bitch, there is a part of me that wants to lean over

182. and just backhand that bitch,

183. but, baby, I'm a grown-ass woman.

184. I don't fight butch queens.

185. You really think that you're doing something big,

186. but all you're doing is making yourself

187. look really small right now.

188. I'm not gonna say nothing. Just pay it.

189. OK, most definitely.

190. - Oh! - Oh, thank God.

191. Ooh, girl.

192. She done already done had hers.

193. Hey, All Stars, it's time to dance and sing...

194. Ooh.

195. Get up and do your thing.

196. So get ready for a knockdown, drag-out brawl.

197. Because when the final bell rings...

198. The winner takes all.

199. - Whoo! - Hey.

200. - Ding, ding, ding. - We're going to be fighting!

201. - Hello, hello, hello. - Ah!

202. Hi, ladies.

203. - Oh, eat it up! - Yes, ma'am.

204. Good morning, All Stars.

205. Good morning. - Good morning, Ru.

206. You know, a recent survey found

207. that the average American only spends

208. 19 minutes a day reading. - Oh.

209. Well, I know they didn't survey anybody in this room.

210. Ain't that the truth.

211. So for today's Mini Challenge,

212. the library is about to be opened.

213. - Yes! - All right.

214. - Yes, sir. - Because reading is what?

215. - Fun? - Stupid.

216. Oh, pit crew.

217. Whoo!

218. I mean, the Reading Challenge is iconic,

219. and I've got a couple good ones up my sleeve.

220. All right. Up first, Daya Betty.

221. So I'm hoping that this lightens the mood.

222. All right, Daya, the library's open.

223. Jorgeous, generally, when people get

224. gender reassignment surgery,

225. the lips and the cheeks go on the lower half.

226. Mistress Isabelle Brooks,

227. congratulations on the weight loss.

228. You are really out here proving to people that

229. you can actually be "big-boned."

230. I like that little one. OK, OK.

231. All right.

232. Lydia, I am so surprised to see you here

233. because I was always told that Daya ate her twin in the womb.

234. Jorgeous, you are such a little slut.

235. They're going to have to rename your throat the Orphanage.

236. - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.

237. - Bitch. - Mistress.

238. Mistress loves to brag about driving a Mercedes,

239. but I get it.

240. I would brag, too, if I had such a beautiful home.

241. Daya Betty, one of my favorite people in the world,

242. but sometimes your attitude is so shitty

243. your name should have been Diarrhea.

244. Jorgeous, ugh.

245. The only thing Jorgeous loves more than smoking weed

246. is taking dick. - Oh, my—

247. I guess you could call her a "pothole."

248. Lydia, you are so sickening.

249. But I think it's so funny and ironic

250. that your name is Butthole,

251. because with an ass like that, all you are is hole.

252. Wait, that was—

253. Ginger Minj, I don't care how much weight you lose.

254. Bitch, you still look like you sweat mayonnaise.

255. Mistress, with the face only a dog owner could love.

256. Bosco, I want to congratulate you

257. on a fabulous transition

258. from one-time loser to two-time loser.

259. Whoo!

260. Jorgeous, you got an extra set of Capezios?

261. Kori and I need a condom.

262. Jorgeous, I know you dropped out of school,

263. but I still want to book you for a drag queen story hour.

264. Do you prefer books with noises or with pictures?

265. Bitch.

266. Pictures.

267. Daya Betty, I think it's so cool that you named

268. yourself after your disease, diabetes.

269. But what made you choose Daya Betty over Si Phyllis?

270. Lydia Butthole Kollins— although after a year

271. of dating Kori King, it's probably more like

272. Lydia Prolapsed Colons by now.

273. Oh, my God.

274. And Mistress Isabelle Brooks,

275. I just want to congratulate you on your weight loss.

276. It's so nice to see you finally lose something

277. you can't blame on Sasha Colby.

278. All Stars, you all displayed unsportsmanlike conduct.

279. The winner of today's Mini Challenge is...

280. Bosco.

281. Ah!

282. I won the Reading Challenge.

283. And I'm glad to prove that it wasn't a fluke the first time.

284. We're kind of cooking with cunt here.

285. Condragulations.

286. You've won a cash prize of $2,500.

287. - Sick, OK. - Yeah.

288. Wow.

289. Ladykins, this season,

290. your charisma, uniqueness, and nerve

291. have been on full display.

292. Now, with one week until our grand finale,

293. I want to focus in on your talent.

294. For this week's Maxi Challenge,

295. we're hosting the Tournament of All Stars Talent Invitational.

296. God, a talent show.

297. I'm freaking out.

298. I do have talent. Promise.

299. You got to fucking believe me.

300. Now, you need to take the stage

301. and show the world that what you do

302. is that voodoo that you do so well.

303. Hey.

304. Now, later today, two at a time,

305. you'll rehearse your individual

306. talent numbers on the main stage,

307. and the seven queens that survive this week will compete

308. in our final Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown

309. and the grand prize of $200,000.

310. - Ooh! - Ooh.

311. All Stars, start your engines,

312. and may the best drag queen win.

313. Whoo, yes!

314. - Ooh. - Talent show.

315. - Crazy, what? - Drama is unlocking.

316. I'm feeling scared.

317. Are you ready for this?

318. This week's Maxi Challenge is the Tournament

319. of All Stars Talent Invitational,

320. and I'm feeling so excited.

321. We're going to show off a little bit.

322. This is the moment where we get to do

323. what we do in the real world.

324. I definitely need to work on my wig.

325. I gotta pump her up a little bit.

326. - Mine's already pumped. - Oh, my gosh.

327. Your wig is pumped tighter than Jorgeous's cheeks.

328. You know, I was part of the original

329. talent show on "All Stars 2,"

330. and I sang a sad, sappy song, and I was safe.

331. "All Stars 6," we kicked the whole season off

332. with the talent show, and I was safe.

333. I refuse to be safe for the talent show again.

334. I have to be better because I have been in the top

335. this entire competition,

336. so expectations are high.

337. Sister, I went home my first episode

338. of my season because I totally bombed...

339. My talent show.

340. I didn't get enough of your personality from it.

341. Now that I have a fully realized version

342. of who Daya Betty is, I can give you

343. a little something to gag at.

344. And at this point in the competition,

345. it's go big or go home,

346. and, baby, I do not want to go home.

347. I just wanted to check in with you ladies.

348. You know, you and Aja had a little bit of a moment today.

349. Are you guys feeling OK?

350. Baby, let me tell you about bitches like me and Aja.

351. We will read down.

352. The next second, we're kikiing and laughing.

353. OK, period.

354. That's just how it works when you're with a girl.

355. Baby, I've had bigger fights with myself in the mirror.

356. We're just two fiery girls who, like—

357. we're just a little catty.

358. Mistress is one of those people

359. that she wants to get in your head.

360. But that shit is not going to work on me.

361. I have a competition to focus on.

362. Not getting me today. No.

363. One thing I learned in my first time

364. doing the talent show was that—

365. at first when I did it, honestly, I was like, OK.

366. It was what it was, but it was something

367. that was normal to me.

368. And I guess they liked it. I mean, I won.

369. I've had people from all over try to book me for weddings,

370. for birthdays, to come jump off of a box,

371. which is actually kind of crazy.

372. Like, imagine you're getting married,

373. and it's like, you may now kiss the bride,

374. and, bitch, I'm jumping off of a box?

375. Girl, I'll dip on a cake for a fab coin.

376. Book me for your wedding.

377. This time around, I'm like, how do I take what I do,

378. elevate it, tell a story, and, you know,

379. make it more exciting?

380. Once you make a viral moment, it's hard to top yourself.

381. Trust me. I know that more than anybody.

382. I've had a lot of viral moments.

383. So the fact that you think

384. you're about to outdo yourself?

385. We'll see what it gives.

386. Step into my office.

387. What's tea?

388. What are you doing for your talent?

389. Do you want to know the A plan or the B plan?

390. - You have two plans? - No, I'm kidding.

391. I'm going to be doing...

392. You better not have two plans.

393. It's, like,

394. a play on my first one, but it's heightened.

395. It's elevated.

396. It's very Lydia Kollins,

397. and you're going to have to find out the rest

398. from there on out.

399. Oh, you're not going to share?

400. No, I kind of like to show, not tell.

401. For the talent show on my season,

402. we did Rate-A-Queen,

403. and the Queens put me in the bottom that week.

404. So I'm kind of keeping my cards close to my chest,

405. mainly because I don't want anyone to be,

406. like, getting in my head and being like,

407. that's a terrible talent.

408. And I am super excited to actually hear

409. from the judges this time.

410. We have one minute to literally wow the judges,

411. and there's no waiting till the last second.

412. You really just got to, like, be on the whole time.

413. - But what if you're not good? - Then you go home.

414. Ginger, now that you're the oldest queen here,

415. I'm going to be sweet and let my elders go first.

416. Why, so I can show you how it's done?

417. Oh, sure, sister. I love the confidence.

418. You're going to love the number, too, bitch.

419. I am so excited going into this rehearsal.

420. I am ready to watch.

421. Daya is with me because I know that she has a good eye,

422. and I know that we trust each other probably

423. more than anybody else in the competition.

424. Now, I did recently lose 125 pounds.

425. Yes.

426. So I definitely want to do a T lift

427. right towards the beginning.

428. Sometimes I'm still in the mindset

429. of I'm too heavy to be lifted.

430. But it's my fourth time here, and I'm going all out.

431. Let's see a jazz square.

432. I want to see you guys do something

433. really Broadway theatrical.

434. A jazz square.

435. Just to get into the vibe of the track.

436. I hear Broadway calling.

437. They're saying, "The restraining order

438. is still in effect. Stop showing up at our doors."

439. Team Ginger. - Yes.

440. Highest earner, max potential,

441. the way I work, it is essential.

442. I am doing an original bitch track titled "Work."

443. This is just going to be the easel and stacks of paper,

444. kind of like an overflowing office.

445. And then over here is my work desk.

446. There's going to be punk elements.

447. There's going to be elements of humor.

448. You guys can throw the paper in the air.

449. Make it look chaotic.

450. It's, like, purposefully chaotic.

451. Just remember that less is more.

452. So if there's too much going on to connect to the next piece,

453. don't be afraid to take a little bit out.

454. So basically, for the talent show,

455. I'm trying to redeem myself.

456. So I'm going to try to display as many talents

457. as humanly possible. - OK.

458. Irene's feeling scared because

459. her first talent show sucked. What's this moment?

460. That's just some way of traveling across the stage.

461. I came up with it just now. - Yeah, I'm not mad about it.

462. It just seems, like, a little hesitant

463. at the moment. - OK.

464. There's no ceiling to where a redemption can go.

465. I won three Maxi Challenges in the first bracket.

466. Like, I've proven that I am worthy of being here,

467. but I also want to prove it's more than

468. just I'm a good queen who had a bad day.

469. I'm a winner who had a bad day.

470. Talent!

471. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.

472. I think the best idea for the Talent Invitational

473. is to do something that boils down your entire brand

474. into one minute. - Love...

475. - Yeah? - That.

476. So I have constructed a number

477. that showcases that I can sing, I can dance,

478. I can do stunts, and most of all,

479. I am outrageously cunt. I want this one.

480. - Girl, you want every one. - I do. I do.

481. These turkeys make me want to vogue.

482. Girl, but you don't think Aja's going to get mad

483. that you're voguing?

484. Oh, no, she definitely is.

485. I've done really well at all

486. the talent shows that I've done.

487. Girl, I was so close to winning

488. the "All Stars 9" talent show.

489. Like, bitch, I got thrown across the stage,

490. so I'm like, girl, it's mine now.

491. This week's challenge is mine.

492. I'm going, like, the comedic route.

493. I'm doing, like, a satire commercial

494. about Ozempic called Ruzempic. - Uh-huh.

495. It's going to be really funny.

496. Bitch, well, now you're a comedy queen now, mama.

497. - OK. - So show us.

498. Mistress seems really confident.

499. We'll start with two people behind the boards.

500. But comedy is a risk for the talent show,

501. and I'm kind of worried for my sister.

502. I'm not going to lie.

503. You guys feel the crown is on one of our heads.

504. Yes, exactly.

505. It has to be either one of us.

506. I think it'll be me, but I'll still—

507. I'll cut you some of the check. - Girl, bye.

508. All right, so my talent number

509. is very inspired by all of my cultures.

510. We're mixing some spiritual magic on stage.

511. This performance is an homage to the orisha Oya,

512. who lives at the gates of the cemetery,

513. and she represents fire, tornadoes,

514. and she dances with a machete.

515. There's going to be, like, thunder and kind of, like,

516. a little bit of chanting, because, you know,

517. we're casting a spell, so we need it to be, like—

518. My biggest thing is do not drop that machete

519. and do not slice myself.

520. Otherwise, baby, we outside.

521. That looks great.

522. Basically, my talent is a fucked up

523. theatrical Lydia B. Kollins experience.

524. My previous talent show, I was dealing with puppets.

525. Very weird, very surreal.

526. While I stand by my previous talent show,

527. there could have been a lot more ironing out.

528. Imagine I'm a beautiful egg, you know?

529. So this time, I'm trying to amp it up...

530. And then go grab the frying pan.

531. Add more theatrics...

532. And just go for it.

533. I don't know what I'm watching.

534. As my sister, do you any advice?

535. I mean, I can't get the full vision just yet

536. because we don't got all the costuming

537. - Sure. - And the props.

538. But it's very Lydia.

539. I can't see another egg being cracked on this stage.

540. I don't know how Lydia's number is going to go.

541. But I will say this.

542. I like eggs, and I hope Ru does too.

543. Talent Invitational.

544. Talent Invitational.

545. - Talent Invitational. - Talent.

546. - All right. - Let's do it.

547. Today is the day.

548. It's time for the Tournament of All Stars...

549. Bam. Let's go.

550. - How are you feeling, Mami? - I'm feeling good.

551. - Yeah, bitch, me too. - I'm feeling good.

552. I'm feeling good. Run-through went really smooth.

553. Mm-hmm.

554. It's so not punk rock to want to win

555. and to genuinely care about things.

556. It's so cringey, but I really care.

557. Oh, I hate sincerity. It fucking sucks.

558. I'm not anticipating anybody to, like, flop,

559. so I think it's just going to be a matter of,

560. like, who does the best.

561. - Mm-hmm. - Uh-huh.

562. I think where the pressure comes from is because, yes,

563. we do this a lot, but you don't want to be

564. in the bottom for something that you do so good.

565. Yeah, but also, the thing is, like,

566. it's live performance,

567. and we all know anything can go wrong.

568. - Shit fucking happens. - Yep.

569. This elimination is going to be

570. the hardest because whoever goes home

571. is going to be so close to the end.

572. So when you come back for "All Stars 11,"

573. what are you going to do for your talent show?

574. Girl, that ain't going to happen.

575. That ain't going to happen, 'cause I'm trying

576. to win this season, bitch.

577. It's hard to be the kind of queen

578. that I am in a room full of queens like you.

579. What does that mean?

580. You're an incredible live performer.

581. I'm a little scared because I'm also, like—

582. I just could chop my leg off in the middle of my number.

583. It's giving putting my life on the line for drag,

584. and it kind of feels like that's

585. what we're doing in a grand scale

586. anyway, especially being, like, a trans drag performer

587. in the current climate.

588. I can't fucking imagine—

589. being a trans person in the current climate is intense.

590. It's really scary.

591. If there was one thing that I was

592. very afraid of... - Mm-hmm.

593. Coming back to "All Stars,"

594. I feel like a lot of people who watch "Drag Race"

595. didn't know that I was transitioning.

596. Ah.

597. So now, I'm going to be putting myself in a place where

598. more and more people are going to know exactly

599. what I look like out of drag.

600. Like, at the airport and stuff.

601. Yeah.

602. When they see you go into the women's bathroom

603. and just go harass you or something because,

604. for some reason, that's appropriate now.

605. It's— it's really scary.

606. But me choosing to be visible allows people

607. to know that we got this.

608. I really want to be visible to let

609. other trans girls know you can have a happy life,

610. and we deserve to live.

611. It's so much harder to get hormones now.

612. Like, several states do not have it available at all.

613. We can't get the gender marker that they've chosen...

614. Oh, my God.

615. On their passports.

616. My passport fully says M on it.

617. I'm like, that's crazy.

618. I can't travel through Dubai.

619. I can't, like, catch, like, an international flight

620. through certain countries now...

621. Yeah.

622. Because, like, I'll get my ass detained.

623. They're not just trying to silence us.

624. They're literally trying to abolish us,

625. to, like, throw trans people under the bus.

626. Yeah, down.

627. The political climate is so much more right

628. than it used to be, and they've figured out

629. a way to create propaganda against trans people,

630. and it's working.

631. And then I think a lot of that's also transferring

632. onto to drag because, like, not quite

633. as much work currently available.

634. Like, booking fees are going down as,

635. like, a whole.

636. Like, corporate sponsors are backing out of Pride.

637. I used to do a lot of, like, sponsored things, like,

638. on social media, and I feel like that's dropped off

639. a lot as well, with, like, corporations or big—

640. larger brands.

641. Like, I feel like they want to be less involved.

642. Even though, yes, it's a scary time—

643. but, bitch, I'ma still keep on fighting,

644. you know what I mean? You have to.

645. You got to.

646. I think we're doing that, though, by being here.

647. This is such a platform for us to exist.

648. And it's our job to kind of show up and show them

649. that not all of us are crazy.

650. I mean, I'm crazy, but— you know what I mean?

651. We had the privilege of growing up in a period

652. where the window was opening. - Right.

653. And I hope I get to live to see the window reopen.

654. Well, we just have to open it ourselves for the next group.

655. We threw a brick once.

656. Don't talk about yourself that way.

657. Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

658. Tournament of All Stars.

659. Speaking of talent, tonight,

660. our judges are a triple threat.

661. Michelle Visage. - I can sing.

662. - Law Roach. - I can dance.

663. And our extra special guest judge,

664. Devery Jacobs.

665. And I can act a fool. Skoden.

666. Welcome to the show, my love.

667. Thank you so much, niawen'kó,

668. for having me. I am beyond excited to be here.

669. This week, we challenged our All Stars

670. to serve winning performances in the Tournament of all Stars

671. Talent Invitational.

672. And tonight on the runway, category is Foiled Again.

673. All Stars, start your engines,

674. and may the best drag queen win.

675. It's the Tournament of All Stars Talent Invitational.

676. Up first, she's all alone in the RIP.

677. It's Aja.

678. Aja Miyake-Mugler presents...

679. Yes.

680. - Ah! - Oh!

681. Yes.

682. - Yes, bitch. - Yes!

683. Devoured.

684. Good work, diva!

685. Just as I thought, honey. Just as I thought.

686. Don't excuse her beauty.

687. It's Bosco.

688. RuPaul, judges, dogs.

689. Talents are for ugly girls.

690. So thank God I'm beautiful.

691. Otherwise, I might have to put in some effort.

692. I'd have to show you my tits.

693. I'd have to throw in a lift

694. and land it like this.

695. Genetics?

696. Shut up.

697. Thank God I'm not fucking ugly,

698. or I might have to do something like this.

699. Whoo!

700. - Yes. - Mwah.

701. Wow.

702. Is it bad that I kind of wanted

703. Bosco to slip off the chair? Just a little bit.

704. Break a leg.

705. Work, Seattle!

706. She is one boss bitch.

707. It's Daya Betty, honey.

708. Now, put that shit on a poster.

709. Yes, ma'am. Oh, it's here.

710. - Whoa! - Yes!

711. Yeah.

712. Oh, my God. Yes.

713. She clearly works at Staples.

714. Everything's coming up Ginger Minj.

715. Tighten your tuck, girls.

716. The Minj is back.

717. Yeah! - Yay!

718. - OK. - Yes, bitch.

719. Ugh, this bitch is so good.

720. So I'm like, girl, I need to be perfect.

721. MS. Ginger Minj, I'm coming for you.

722. Work, Ginger.

723. Welcome back to the Tournament of All Stars

724. Talent Invitational.

725. Up next, this queen's got something to say.

726. It's Irene the Alien.

727. Drag queen.

728. I take time off for the holidays.

729. No ice?

730. With feeling.

731. I mean it.

732. Good job, sister.

733. Forecast says muggy with a chance of Jorgeous.

734. Good evening.

735. I'm Ocean Kelly with Kitty Cat Action News.

736. In today's report, local duct tape supplies

737. are at an all-time low,

738. and pussies are on fire everywhere.

739. And now let's check in with Jorgeous,

740. who's live on the scene.

741. How's the weather?

742. Yeah!

743. Get it.

744. - You were born for this. - Oh, my God.

745. That turkey made me want to vogue.

746. It's so muggy.

747. You cannot afford this egg.

748. It's Lydia Butthole Kollins.

749. Don't look away,

750. RuPaul and distinguished panel of judges.

751. Yes.

752. Before you is the fetching creature

753. who goes by the name of Lydia Butthole Kollins.

754. Feast your eyes as she transforms from evil crone

755. to gaggy diva.

756. Behold.

757. She's hot.

758. Oh, my darling Butthole, don't fall now.

759. You're too sexy.

760. Oh!

761. Butthole, are you OK?

762. Oh, my God.

763. - What the hell? - The yolk's on you.

764. Ba-ha-ha.

765. She's just what the doctor ordered.

766. It's Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

767. Are you trying to do your big one,

768. but then you realize you are the big one?

769. Is body positivity not getting you enough likes

770. on social media anymore?

771. Tell me about it.

772. Then I got just the thing for you.

773. Ruzempic is an inconvenient, 12-times-a-day

774. injectable that helps eliminate hunger

775. and make you less slouchy.

776. In the first month of using Ruzempic,

777. studies have shown losses of nearly 43 pounds.

778. That's almost three Jorgeouses.

779. I used to be just like you, always craving a pork chop

780. and cornbread while I'm walking down the Stacey Lane

781. in Malaysia, never wanting to put

782. the delta work into losing weight,

783. till one day...

784. Eureka, it hit me. Losing is the new winning.

785. And in the words of the queen of drag,

786. if you can't inject yourself, how in the hell

787. are you going to inject somebody else?

788. Can I get amen?

789. Amen.

790. Ruzempic is not FDA-approved

791. and has been clinically proven to work on one

792. in 200,000 people.

793. Do not use Ruzempic if you identify

794. as non-binary, he, she, we, they/them,

795. vegan, vegetarian, or have blue hair.

796. Stop taking Ruzempic immediately

797. if you see signs of drag-elusion.

798. Or if you find that Ruzempic is not for you,

799. stick to the dairy and lakes that you're used to.

800. Thanks, Ruzempic.

801. Yeah, bitch. Yeah.

802. But does insurance cover it?

803. Category is foiled again.

804. Up first, Aja.

805. Hi ho, Silver, emphasis on the Ho.

806. I am giving you this Afrofuturistic version

807. of the Tin Man.

808. Oil can. Oil can.

809. I'm giving you a little Wakanda 3,000

810. updo that's braided.

811. And, bitch, I know they like what they see.

812. Cindy Lou Who? Aja.

813. Up next, Bosco.

814. Happy birthday, Mr. President.

815. I've decided to go the route

816. of looking really fucking good.

817. It's really heavy.

818. We have this torpedo, cinched in,

819. 19-inch internal waist. It's fucking crazy.

820. Amanda Lepore, the high school years.

821. It's so classy.

822. I don't know if I've ever looked this pretty.

823. You ever hear of Jessica Rabbit?

824. - Yeah? - Well, this is Jessica Whore.

825. Oh, I know her.

826. Up next, Daya Betty.

827. She's got her one eye on you.

828. I never wear gowns.

829. However, I wanted to show the judges

830. some versatility by wearing a gown,

831. but the way that Daya Betty would do it.

832. And that is by wrapping a bunch of

833. crazy duct tape around her.

834. You better walk that fucking duct tape.

835. Am I sweaty underneath?

836. Absolutely, but it's OK

837. because I look too fabulous to care.

838. That reminds me, I'll have a baked potato for lunch.

839. Ginger Minj.

840. Darling, you better eat something.

841. I can see your ribs.

842. Being on my weight loss journey,

843. I've decided to tell the story of,

844. I've gone out to a fancy restaurant,

845. but I can't eat the food.

846. She's skin and bones. Scratch that.

847. She's bones.

848. I don't give a fuck if you have never thought

849. I was the pretty one.

850. Bitch, I am the pretty one tonight.

851. OK, let's throw her a bone, a rib bone.

852. Are you ready for Irene the Alien?

853. Whoo.

854. I am the Valkyrie,

855. the warrior queen of the skies.

856. These wings are not my real arms

857. inside a set of fake wings.

858. My real arms are out in front of me.

859. Can't you tell?

860. Irene just flew in, and, boy, are her arms tired.

861. I feel so fucking good in this look.

862. I look like a high fantasy character,

863. and the judges are eating it up.

864. One flew over the cuckoo's breast.

865. Up next, Jorgeous. - She's a star, baby.

866. Girl, I knew everybody was going

867. to be robotic or have armor.

868. And, girl, I just wanted to be beautiful.

869. The star gown is made out of little tiny mirrors.

870. Girl, any little move that I make,

871. I could possibly cut myself.

872. Just hang her up on the ceiling.

873. We can all dance.

874. You know, disco never died.

875. It just changed its name and called itself Jorgeous.

876. Up next, Lydia Butthole Kollins.

877. In space, no one can hear her queef.

878. Tonight on the runway,

879. I am a xenomorphic government hooker.

880. I have a BDSM-inspired harness.

881. I have four tits.

882. My cock cage is out,

883. and I'm walking my little facehugger

884. all across this runway.

885. She was born with a silver spoon in her butthole.

886. This is Lydia B. Kollins

887. elevated to the highest degree.

888. I feel absolutely stunning.

889. I think she's ready for her anal probe.

890. Up next, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

891. She's in her reflective era.

892. Honestly, I'm giving futuristic

893. meets Mugler kind of meets, like,

894. an evil Renaissance medieval knight.

895. This armor is custom-made. It's heavy as fuck.

896. Chain, chain, chain.

897. - Chain of fools. - Mm-hmm.

898. In y'all's story, I'm the villain.

899. In mine, I'm the hero.

900. Where'd you get that outfit? Send me a link.

901. Welcome, All Stars.

902. Thank you for putting on one hell of a show.

903. Now it's time for the judges' critiques, starting with Aja.

904. What an introduction.

905. You came out, and I was like, OK, I am here in "All Stars."

906. I was smacked with energy.

907. You were pulling me in.

908. I loved the whole Santeria

909. bite the chicken head thing off.

910. However, I thought the dress, which is traditional,

911. I understand all of that, I feel like it could have

912. fit you a little bit better.

913. Your runway look, it's beautiful,

914. but it's also something that I feel like I've seen before.

915. I wish you had just pushed it and made it a little bit more

916. elegant and refined, but I do love you as a performer.

917. And what is the religion that you are a part of?

918. It's called Lucumí.

919. It's—well, Americans know it as Santería.

920. You made it look so fun. I want to join.

921. Do I have to kill a chicken?

922. Only on Wednesdays.

923. Up next, Bosco.

924. I love that you did a comedy burlesque with a bumper bang.

925. The chairography was amazing.

926. I felt like it was "Chicago" meets Cinderella.

927. I mean, "Chicago" was my sexual awakening.

928. So I was like, oh, I'm blushing.

929. And then when you walked out in this,

930. this look is absolutely perfect.

931. It's fashion.

932. Whoever made this dress is a master tailor,

933. and what I really, really love is how small and petite

934. your accessories are.

935. Yeah, I was going to say your waist too,

936. bitch, but let me get there.

937. I'll take that end too.

938. - I hate you. - I'm not cinched.

939. Up next, Daya Betty.

940. I enjoyed this look immensely.

941. I think it looks like you took, like, packaging tape

942. and made this gorgeous gown out of it.

943. And this song, "Work," I just thought it was so hot,

944. so punk, so cool.

945. I want to work in that office.

946. I just want to say that I take my coffee

947. with cream and no sugar.

948. I loved your performance.

949. I think watching you perform,

950. it's taking a step towards the future

951. of different types of drag.

952. It was a great night for you all around.

953. Up next, Ginger Minj.

954. So, Ginj, where Daya is going toward the future,

955. what I love about you is you're staying

956. grounded in the foundation.

957. You brought us musical theater, and you did it flawlessly.

958. You transported me right to Broadway.

959. It was actually my favorite performance of the night.

960. So for your look tonight on the runway, I like it.

961. I wish you didn't have the— the sleeve and the glove.

962. And I think you just added too much,

963. and it kind of took away.

964. Yeah, I just wish you wouldn't have hid the pretty parts,

965. you know?

966. Seeing this performance tonight, my gosh.

967. You should be on Broadway.

968. Thank you.

969. Up next, Irene the Alien.

970. In the talent show, I didn't think it was anything

971. really innovative, but it was just fun, funny,

972. cool, draggy, and beautiful.

973. One of my favorite moments was the ventriloquism

974. with downing the glass of water while

975. it's still playing over top.

976. And this outfit, oh, my God. We've seen a lot of wings.

977. We've never seen these wings though.

978. These are remarkable wings.

979. And tell me, why are the arms too short to box with God?

980. Do you want to know what's so fucked up?

981. What?

982. They're made out of a cast of my arms.

983. - No. - No.

984. No, somebody lied to you.

985. A lot of fun.

986. Thank you so much, Irene.

987. Up next, Jorgeous.

988. For me, what makes the look are the little strands of hair.

989. I will be honest, I think it was too many stars,

990. but that mug is sitting, Mami.

991. So muggy.

992. You gave me everything I would want from a Jorgeous

993. talent show, most importantly, the lyric,

994. these turkeys make me want to vogue.

995. Yes.

996. Honey, you tore that shit up.

997. Yup.

998. You understand what your brand is,

999. and, bitch, you served it!

1000. Thank you so much.

1001. You know how to do Jorgeous.

1002. Up next, Dame Lydia Butthole Kollins.

1003. Here's the thing, I think the concept was great.

1004. I think things just started kind of

1005. not working 'cause there were so much involved in it.

1006. It was just one element of the story missing

1007. for me to feel like I fully have gotten it.

1008. It did take away from some of the wink, wink, nudge, nudge

1009. that I knew that you were doing.

1010. That being said, this look blew me away.

1011. This I can see in some sort of museum

1012. in 20 years at a retrospect of your career.

1013. Just not the performance, but the rest of your career.

1014. Up next, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

1015. In the talent show, we get it was like an ad,

1016. but I would have liked more of a storyline with it.

1017. I'm not really sure I got what TS Madison

1018. and I were doing at the beginning.

1019. Like, is it before and after? Or what was the—

1020. I mean, honestly, they're just both,

1021. like, befores. - Oh.

1022. I get it.

1023. Did I say that?

1024. Yeah, it was just unclear for us watching.

1025. But once we moved on from the cutouts,

1026. I have no idea how you lip-synced to that moment

1027. so quickly, and that was so impressive to watch.

1028. And then we get to this look.

1029. I think it was just too much.

1030. It was too much fabric.

1031. It was too many chains, and you made yourself look heavy.

1032. Mistress, you did the Ruzempic storyline.

1033. What made you decide to do that?

1034. When I started my weight loss journey,

1035. I think, just like Ginger Bitch,

1036. we were sitting there counting every single calorie.

1037. I literally have trained every day,

1038. and I think that, like, it's annoying

1039. to have people just assume, because of modern day medicine,

1040. that that's the only thing that

1041. they can attribute weight loss to.

1042. Yeah, it's just really just you just do a lot of blow.

1043. Yes.

1044. I just want to see how short your heels are.

1045. Oh, my God. Look, I've leveled up.

1046. I've leveled up a little one, two.

1047. - That's no kitten heel. - No, that's—

1048. Oh, yes.

1049. Oh, my God, y'all are so silly.

1050. I'm a stylist. I had to know.

1051. I had to know.

1052. Thank you, All Stars.

1053. I think we've heard enough.

1054. While you untuck backstage,

1055. the judges and I will deliberate.

1056. You may leave the stage.

1057. All right, now, just between us

1058. squirrel friends, what do you think?

1059. Starting with Aja.

1060. I thought she did a great job,

1061. but that said, I don't know

1062. that she was incredibly memorable for me.

1063. It's hard when everybody is at such an incredible caliber.

1064. On the runway, I thought she looked so fantastic.

1065. But her runway looked like something

1066. we've seen a million times before, including the hair.

1067. All right, let's talk about Bosco.

1068. I thought she looked so gorgeous

1069. in her burlesque performance, but it was funny.

1070. She added that humor. That is so her.

1071. And then she came out here tonight in that.

1072. She could have literally been giving out

1073. the Best Actress Award at the Golden Globes.

1074. I agree with all of you.

1075. I just ate the entire thing up.

1076. Daya Betty.

1077. She drew blood for this number.

1078. It was a fucking hot performance.

1079. I actually really enjoyed the performance

1080. more than her runway.

1081. Not so memorable for me.

1082. Ginger Minj.

1083. Ginger's performance, I only have two words,

1084. absolute professional.

1085. The singing, the staging,

1086. all of it was done to perfection.

1087. She is a star.

1088. I mean, you know, as much as I want to look at

1089. the male dancers, I couldn't.

1090. I didn't love her leftover takeout meal,

1091. Jiffy Pop number that she wore.

1092. Compared to some of the others,

1093. it didn't have that fashion edge.

1094. Irene the Alien.

1095. I had so much fun watching her make fun of the talent show

1096. that she did in her season, while looking like

1097. she was in a Whitesnake video.

1098. And then tonight on the runway,

1099. those wings were absolutely beautiful.

1100. I just had a really good time watching her.

1101. All right, let's talk about Jorgeous.

1102. I think Jorgeous' runway look was fitting.

1103. She is a motherfucking star.

1104. I just didn't love the look so much.

1105. It looked like a cheap version of a Plastique costume to me.

1106. Ooh.

1107. But the performance, she gave us everything

1108. we want from Jorgeous. And you know what?

1109. Those turkeys make me want to vogue.

1110. And that's all I'm going to say.

1111. Dame Lydia Butthole Kollins.

1112. I will never get the image of her

1113. writhing around on the floor as an egg yolk

1114. out of my brain ever.

1115. I think Lydia is still so young

1116. that she needs some more time to cook.

1117. Another egg joke.

1118. - You think she's undercooked? - Yes.

1119. She's soft-boiled.

1120. Yes, she is, but she more than

1121. made up for it with that outfit.

1122. That runway look was expensive looking.

1123. All right, let's talk about Mistress

1124. Mistress' performance, I didn't understand.

1125. I thought she looked really beautiful and snatched,

1126. and then she comes to— to the runway with this thing

1127. that made her look unsnatched. I hated it.

1128. I really did.

1129. The chains were just dragging her down.

1130. All right, silence.

1131. I've made my decision.

1132. Bring back my All Stars.

1133. Welcome back, All Stars.

1134. I've made some decisions.

1135. Aja, Daya Betty, Irene the Alien,

1136. you were all brilliant this week.

1137. Brilliant and safe.

1138. Condragulations, you're going through to the grand finale.

1139. I am screaming. I am howling.

1140. Girl, this is the first time in my "Drag Race" career

1141. that I've made it to a finale.

1142. So I'm just here like, baby, let me give myself

1143. a pat on the back. Let's go.

1144. You may step to the back of the stage.

1145. - Thank you. - Thank you, judges.

1146. Bosco, Ginger Minj, Jorgeous,

1147. you all did truly exceptional work tonight.

1148. But the winner of this week's challenge is...

1149. Bosco. - Ah!

1150. Get it. - Work, Bosco.

1151. Thank you so, so much.

1152. Oh, my God, I'm feeling incredible.

1153. We just won the last Maxi Challenge of the season,

1154. and we're going to the finale! Oh, my God.

1155. Condragulations.

1156. You've won a cash tip of $10,000.

1157. Thanks, Dad.

1158. Ginger, Jorgeous, you are safe.

1159. And condragulations for making it

1160. through to the grand finale.

1161. You three may join the other girls.

1162. Thank you.

1163. My magnificent Mistress, my beautiful Butthole,

1164. I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both up for elimination.

1165. Two All Stars stand before me.

1166. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

1167. and save yourself from elimination.

1168. The time has come for you

1169. to Lip Sync for Your Life.

1170. I mean, this is my own offspring,

1171. so, of course, she's going to be an amazing performer.

1172. But I've never lost a lip sync on Drag Race,

1173. so time to just do what I do best.

1174. It sucks to be in the bottom two with my drag mother.

1175. I love Mistress very much, but I love my spot

1176. in this competition more. I am not going anywhere.

1177. Good luck and don't fuck it up.

1178. Hey, Billie, are you there?

1179. - Yeah! - Yeah!

1180. Whoo!

1181. For a song about underwear, I don't see any underwear.

1182. I want to see panties!

1183. Yeah.

1184. - Hey, hey! - Yeah!

1185. - Yes! - Yeah!

1186. - Bitch. - Work sisters.

1187. All Stars, I've made my decision.

1188. Lydia...

1189. shantay, you stay.

1190. You may join the other girls.

1191. Thank you.

1192. The fact that I just sent home

1193. Mistress Isabelle Brooks really does not

1194. make sense in my brain.

1195. It doesn't feel good, but I'm super relieved

1196. to have made it to the finale.

1197. Mistress Isabelle Brooks, all is not lost.

1198. You still have a chance to reenter the competition.

1199. If one of our regular judges enters you

1200. into the wild card lottery,

1201. you may return next week for

1202. the Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.

1203. But for now, sashay away.

1204. Thank you.

1205. I'm going to go gain all the weight I lost back.

1206. Mwah.

1207. I'm cracked, but I did my best,

1208. and I still have a chance to be the wild card,

1209. and, honestly, I hope I get to twirl on the girls.

1210. Baby, it is going to be a bloodbath,

1211. and it's going to be a fight to the finish.

1212. Mwah.

1213. Condragulations, All Stars.

1214. I'll see you in next week's grand finale.

1215. Until then, remember, if you can't love yourself,

1216. how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?

1217. Can I get an amen up in here?

1218. Amen!

1219. All right, now, if you'll excuse us,

1220. the judges and I have some wild card

1221. lottery business to attend to.

1222. You may leave the stage. - Thank you.

1223. It's time to find out which eliminated queen

1224. will be returning to the competition.

1225. Let's get this wild card lottery rolling.

1226. Please welcome back "All Stars" champion

1227. and notary public Angeria Paris VanMicheals.

1228. Look at her.

1229. She's just fresh from reading her Bible.

1230. - Hey, Angeria. - Hey, Mama.

1231. Welcome home.

1232. Oh, thank you for not locking the door this time.

1233. Now, this season, Michelle Visage, Ross Mathews,

1234. and TS Madison were the only judges to critique

1235. all three brackets, qualifying them to make

1236. wild card nominations.

1237. Moments ago, they each chose one

1238. eliminated All Star that they think

1239. deserves a shot at the crown.

1240. Angeria, you hold their certified nominations

1241. in your dainty little hands.

1242. Check.

1243. Angeria, show us who Ross Mathews hath chosen.

1244. Ross has chosen Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

1245. Check.

1246. Angeria, please show us who TS Madison hath chosen.

1247. Madison chose Kerri Colby. - Check.

1248. Angeria, show us who Michelle Visage hath chosen.

1249. Michelle hath also chosen Kerri Colby.

1250. Check.

1251. Now, Michelle, with all due respect,

1252. that's my job. Check.

1253. Oh, pit crew.

1254. OK, Bruno, time to drop them balls.

1255. One ball for Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

1256. One ball for Ms. Kerri Colby.

1257. And another ball for Ms. Kerri Colby.

1258. Now it's up to the drag gods.

1259. Bruno, do that voodoo that you do so well.

1260. Bruno, show us which eliminated All Star

1261. will be returning to compete in next week's

1262. Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.

1263. Ooh, child.

1264. Michelle, may I please borrow your cellular phone?

1265. Sure.

1266. Hello?

1267. This is RuPaul.

1268. Ms. Paul. Bitch, take me off speaker.

1269. Now, I've got some good news.

1270. How soon can you get here?

1271. Next time on the Tournament of All Stars.

1272. - Some bitch is coming back. - Oh, fuck.

1273. - There it is. - Not mine.

1274. To be this season's big winner,

1275. you've got to survive the final

1276. Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.

1277. But before you go head-to-head and toe to toe,

1278. there's just one more thing.

1279. Bitch, what?

1280. Do I play the spare or do I fuck shit up?

1281. The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race:

1282. Tournament of All Stars" is...

1283. This is fucking crazy.