1. - Previously
on RuPaul's Drag Race...
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2. - We gonna be playing some
Snatch Game up in here.
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3. - No!
- Bloop!
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4. - Titties.
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5. They help me to be successful
in this entertainment business.
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6. - Peppermint.
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7. - NeNe Leakes, you could
have gone anywhere with her,
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8. but it just doesn't
cross the finish line.
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9. - Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
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10. - I love the choice
of Sofia Vergara for you,
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11. but I didn't understand
what was going on.
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12. And it wasn't the accent.
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13. - Alexis Michelle.
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14. - You do such a good Liza,
she better watch her back.
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15. - Con-drag-ulations.
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16. You're the winner
of this week's challenge.
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17. - Peppermint,
shantay, you stay.
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18. Cynthia Lee Fontaine,
sashay away.
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19. - Oh, my gosh,
this is so tight.
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20. - I think Peppermint
is a little shaken
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21. after being
in the bottom two.
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22. But that lip sync, girl,
she did the damn thing.
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23. I think we got a real lip sync
assassin on our hands.
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24. - I'm just so happy that Cynthia
had a second chance.
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25. She brought
so much love and joy.
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26. - I love her,
but, bye, bitch!
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27. - Trinity is the new official
messy queen of Season 9.
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28. - No, I am
the new official cucu.
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29. - Oh!
- Whoo!
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30. - Hey!
- Yes.
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31. - Cynthia went home,
and unfortunately,
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32. that's how this cookie
is gonna crumble
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33. for a lot of girls.
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34. There can only be one,
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35. and some of these girls
got to go.
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36. Congratulations
to you, though.
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37. I'm so happy
that you actually won.
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38. - Ross said
that I am rising up.
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39. It felt really good to get
some really strong critiques.
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40. Thank you, Ross.
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41. I will take that to heart.
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42. - Alexis Michelle
finally won a challenge.
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43. Girl, watch out 'cause
she is going to make it
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44. She's going to make it
the Alexis show.
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45. - I feel good
about what I did,
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46. and hopefully from now on
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47. I can just kind of like
have a little fun
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48. and let down my guard
a little bit.
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49. - Good.
- No, not hopefully.
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50. From now on, you're gonna
let down your guard
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51. and have more fun.
Right, girl?
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52. - Okay, mom.
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53. Thank y'all for all y'all's,
you know,
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54. support and reading me
behind my back.
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55. - Girl, we read you
to your face, too.
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56. From now on, we ain't gonna be
giving you no more compliments
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57. 'cause now you's some
real competition, bitch.
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58. - So let's get out of this drag.
- Well, on that note, bitch.
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59. - You guys, who am I?
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60. I need to smoke, why?
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61. You can never wear enough
highlighter.
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62. Oh...
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63. - The competition
is getting a lot tighter.
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64. I feel like I am
a strong competitor.
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65. But there are some other
really strong competitors.
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66. - I'm not taking
nothing for granted.
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67. - Ow! Ow!
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68. Ow!
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69. Aah! God.
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70. - You got to do it
like a Band-Aid.
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71. It's not a time
to get comfortable.
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72. - That was so painful.
Thank you, babe.
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73. - The winner of
RuPaul's Drag Race
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74. receives a one-year supply
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75. of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics
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76. and a cash prize
of $100,000.
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77. With extra special
guest judges
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78. Tori Spelling
and Jennie Garth.
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79. - Hey, y'all.
- Hey, y'all.
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80. - Lo pasado, pasado.
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81. It's a brand-new day
in the workroom,
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82. and I feel great.
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83. Has anybody else
started to have, like,
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84. really weird dreams
at night?
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85. - Me.
- Yeah.
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86. - Oh, my gosh.
- Yes.
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87. - I had a dirty dream
about Sasha.
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88. - Aah!
- Oh.
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89. - Rated R?
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90. - Ooh, girl,
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91. Saved by the ooh, girl.
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92. - She done already done
had herses.
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93. America's
next drag superstar
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94. needs to respect
the craft of acting.
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95. So when the spotlight
hits you,
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96. you can deliver your line
with diction and conviction.
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97. Freeze, you honky bitch!
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98. Thank you.
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99. Thank you.
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100. - I think
she was talking to me
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101. 'cause I'm
the only honky bitch.
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102. - Hello, hello, hello.
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103. Ladies, get ready
to rewind to 1993.
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104. - When I was born!
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105. - You were born in '93?
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106. - Yeah.
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107. - I'm gonna fuck you up.
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108. For this week's
maxi challenge,
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109. you'll be acting in
a classic high school drama
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110. that we're calling
9021-Ho.
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111. And you can hashtag that.
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112. Later today,
you'll head over to the set
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113. to meet your co-directors,
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114. from the original
Beverly Hills 90210,
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115. the legendary Jennie Garth
and Tori Spelling.
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116. - My mind is blown.
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117. - Peppermint, you survived
last week's lip sync,
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118. so you get to assign
the roles.
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119. It's back to class, ladies,
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120. but this time, you're
going to rule the school.
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121. So good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
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122. - Oh, my God, this is great.
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123. - Wow.
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124. - 90210 was the show
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125. that I would, like, sneak
into my brother's room to watch.
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126. This is my childhood
right here.
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127. I'm an expert on 90210,
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128. so I feel really ready
for this challenge.
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129. - All right,
let's go through it.
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130. Blenda Schmaltz, she's
the original high school bitch.
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131. Monna Dartin, good girl.
She's a virgin.
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132. Then there's
Grandrea Zuckerwoman,
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133. the high school senior
who looks 50 years old.
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134. Ooh, she's pregnant
and doesn't know it. Wow.
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135. - Do you have
any inclinations?
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136. - My approach
is to ask the girls
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137. what roles they want to do,
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138. because
I don't want to be blamed
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139. if somebody doesn't do well
in this challenge.
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140. I want to know if there's
anything that speaks to anybody.
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141. - My first two choices
are Mirror Monna Dartin
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142. or Bethani Glamber Gliessen.
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143. - I was kind of into,
like, Blenda.
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144. - I kind of like
all of them,
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145. but, like, my favorites are
Mirror Monna Dartin or Blenda
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146. because they're both
bitchy and nasty.
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147. - Okay.
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148. So, ladies, I have cast
the production.
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149. The role of Blenda Schmaltz
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150. will be played
by Nina Bo'nina Brown.
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151. - Word.
Thank you, Pepper.
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152. - Bethani
will be played by Shea.
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153. - Yes.
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154. - Grandrea Zuckerwoman
will be played by Aja.
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155. - That was none of my picks.
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156. - I know that.
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157. God.
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158. - Don't roll your eyes.
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159. - Don't get in your head, girl.
- It's gonna be good.
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160. - It's just frustrating
because I always
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161. land a role
that I don't want.
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162. - Let's just make this work.
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163. - Can I go
on a smoke break?
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164. - Are you that stressed out?
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165. - Yeah, I don't want
to be Grandrea.
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166. - Girl, you gotta grow up
and accept the challenge.
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167. - I don't have to.
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168. If it's going
to be that tense,
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169. I'll take Grandrea
and she can—
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170. - No, you don't have to
because it's not your detriment.
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171. - What I'm saying is,
I can do—
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172. - You know what?
I'm making a decision.
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173. You two are swapping roles.
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174. - I don't want to be a—
- You're swapping roles.
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175. - I know,
but I'm not trying to—
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176. - You already said
you're stressed.
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177. I know how you feel.
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178. But now what role
do you have?
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179. - Bethani.
- Are you cool with that?
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180. - Yeah, I'm cool with—
like, I don't mean trouble.
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181. - It's just we got a lot to—
- Let's rehearse.
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182. - I think Aja doesn't
want to play a grandma.
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183. It's one of the biggest parts
in the show,
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184. and you traded it in
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185. for a bitch who's only
in the last scene.
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186. So now you look like a bitch
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187. playing a bitch
in the last scene.
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188. - I feel so childish
right now.
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189. - Well, you probably should,
girl.
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190. - Coming up...
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191. - Action.
- Action.
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192. - I'm the new bitch
in this school.
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193. - Who wants my virginity?
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194. - Mom, what are you
doing here?
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195. This week's maxi challenge
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196. is to act in the new
TV classic 9021-Ho.
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197. - We need to, like—
we need to run off like—
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198. like run, like,
flipping our hair.
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199. - Me and Trinity are going
to add a little quirks
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200. and kirks—is that a word?
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201. Qui—quirk.
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202. We're adding little quirks—
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204. Quirks.
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205. Anyways, we're doing these
little things together,
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206. and I think it's going to read
really well on camera.
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207. - She didn't wear it up
on her head like that.
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208. - But that's very
nineties to me.
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209. - Um, can I make a suggestion?
- Yeah, what's up?
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210. - 'Cause you say your name,
right?
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211. - Yeah, Grandrea.
- Say it—yeah, Grandrea,
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212. so that it sounds
like Andrea.
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213. - Okay, girl, we get it.
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215. - They definitely had, like,
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216. more natural eyebrows
in the nineties.
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217. So, like, not too thin
or not too sculptural.
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218. - Girl, bye.
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219. Fuera.
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220. - It's time for us
to shoot 9021-Ho.
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221. I'm looking to toe up,
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222. but I'm loving it,
and I'm ready to go.
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223. - Hello, ladies.
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224. I'm Jennie and I will be
your director today.
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225. - Excuse me, hi.
I'm Tori.
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226. Actually, I'm your director.
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227. - You know what, Tor?
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228. It's not always about you,
okay?
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229. - Well, of course, it is.
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230. - Hmm. I've been wanting
to do this a long time.
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231. - Oh!
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232. And scene.
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233. - Now, ladies,
that's what you call acting.
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234. - Let's see it.
Places, everybody.
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236. - Action.
- Action.
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237. - Uh, uh,
I'm Grandrea Zuckerwoman
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239. I'm a...
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240. I'm a senior.
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241. - A senior what?
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242. - And cut.
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243. - Shea, your cough
and snort combo—
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- Well, thank you.
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245. I'm a terrible asthmatic.
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246. - Let's move on.
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247. - Maybe at this new school,
you shouldn't be such a bitch.
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248. - Where are the cool people
at in the school?
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249. - Cut.
- Nina, maybe try it
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a different tone.
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251. - Where are the cool people at?
This school.
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252. - No.
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before "at."
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254. - Where are the cool people
at this school?
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255. - Where are
the cool people at?
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256. - Where are the cool people
in this school?
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257. - Our milkshakes are melting
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messing up her lines,
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259. and it's taking forever
for them to get to us.
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260. - The girl-to-boy ratio
here blows.
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261. - Nina, I would recommend
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a little bit more on that line.
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263. - The girl-to-boy ratio
blows.
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264. - Nina speaks super fast.
La-la-la-la-la-la.
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265. - Hey, Nina.
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266. - The girl-to-boy ratio.
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267. Just make sure that we can
really understand your words.
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268. - Time to move on.
- Action.
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269. Oh, my God, Marta—
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270. - Did you forget
who you were?
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271. - Yeah. I got it now.
- Okay.
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273. Sorry. Can I start that over?
- Cut.
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274. - Monna Dartin.
- Okay, got it.
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275. - You okay, Farrah?
- Yeah, sorry.
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276. - Got it?
Okay. Action.
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277. - Oh, my God, Monna Dartin,
we're seniors.
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278. - There's enough calories
in that to kill you.
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279. But we all gotta die
of something.
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280. - Cut.
Uh, Sasha, ham it up.
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281. Don't be afraid to go big.
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282. - And I think
your whole performance,
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283. you could be just a little—
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284. - Notch up.
- Boozier.
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285. - Okay.
- And action.
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286. - Mom, stop copying me.
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287. No wonder
I'm addicted to speed.
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288. - I'm addicted
to speed, too.
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289. - No, you're not!
- No, you're not!
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290. - Mom!
- Mom!
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291. - And cut.
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292. Trinity, you were great.
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293. You were like bang on
through the whole scene.
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295. This is a big scene.
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296. - This is my favorite scene.
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297. There's two Donnas.
- Two Donnas.
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298. - And no Kelly. Yeah.
- Of course you love it.
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299. - You're going to be
talking into a mirror,
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300. and your actor is not going to
be there talking back to you,
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301. so that can get
really confusing.
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302. - Kind of like Avatar.
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303. - It's nothing
like Avatar.
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304. - And action.
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305. - Dear darling Monna, of course
you're still a virgin.
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306. You're scared of everything.
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307. - And cut.
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308. You are like the devil,
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309. so I would say amp that up.
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310. - Okay.
- Like, a lot.
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311. - Okay, energy up
and action.
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312. - But I've never had
a drink before.
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313. - Listen, chickie,
it's plain and simple.
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314. Get drunk at the prom
and get yourself laid!
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315. - But I'm scared.
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317. - You did a great job.
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318. I really believe that you're
so sweet and innocent.
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319. - But I am.
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you guys, so...
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those dance scenes?
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- Yeah.
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324. - Remember, everybody,
stay in character.
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325. If you're a bitch,
be a bitch the whole time.
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326. - If you're a whore,
be a whore.
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327. - Yeah.
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329. - No, did I look at you?
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331. - Places, please, ladies.
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332. Action.
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333. - I want to sex you up.
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335. - Cut, cut, cut.
Sorry, guys.
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336. Kissing scenes
are always awkward.
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337. - Mm-hmm. You have
to touch lips. I mean—
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338. - You have to make it
look real.
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339. - We don't care.
We'll do it.
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340. - We'll kiss. We'll kiss.
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341. - Here comes all of
Aja's tongue in my mouth.
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342. - We might have
to get married after this.
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343. - Cut.
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345. - Action.
- Action.
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346. - We're never going
to see each other again.
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347. - Yes, we are.
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348. We're gall going to the sa—
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349. I'll start over again.
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351. We're going
to the same college.
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352. We're gonna work together.
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353. - Cut.
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354. - Aja, she is a real bitch.
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355. Let's see that.
And action.
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356. - Yes, we are.
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357. We're all going
to the same college.
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358. We're gonna
work together again.
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359. - I just have one thing
to say, and that's—
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362. - And cut.
- And cut.
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363. - Well, I think
our job here is done.
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364. - Yep.
- Aja's performance is meh.
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365. Shea took a role
that she didn't want
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367. You know Aja
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368. - Coming up...
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369. Category is
big hair everywhere.
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370. Take that, Chaka Khan.
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371. - Ha!
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372. - Oh, my hair
looks sickening.
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373. - We're getting ready
for runway,
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375. for reacting the way I did
yesterday.
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376. I'm embarrassed.
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377. I'm looking back at, like,
my little stupid tantrum
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378. and I'm just laughing now
because it was so dumb.
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379. - Well, I'm glad
you can see that.
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380. - I definitely, like,
feel like I made a mistake.
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is just focus on my runway,
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382. because I need
to ace this shit.
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383. - So I know both of you wanted
to be my date to prom,
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made my choice.
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385. I choose me.
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386. - I went to so many proms
in high school.
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387. - My junior year,
I went with a boy to prom.
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388. We went to our winter formal
in drag.
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389. - Yes.
- Oh, my God.
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390. - This is my good girl
Kristin.
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391. - I went to prom,
and I won Prom King.
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392. - Yay!
- Of course you did.
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393. - My high school experience
was bad.
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394. In high school,
my grandmother got sick.
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395. She had cancer.
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of high school,
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397. I quit school to take care
of my grandmother
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398. and just home schooled
myself.
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399. My mother died when I was eight
from complications of HIV.
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400. She was
in the wrong business.
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She did drugs.
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402. So I was raised
by my grandparents,
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got terminally ill
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and died when I was 18.
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like a prom.
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a senior trip
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or anything like that.
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408. I missed out
on a lot of things
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in high school,
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because I loved her.
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so many relatives to cancer.
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- My dad has multiple myeloma,
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between my dad and I
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through words or actions
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and, you know, conservative.
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of his cancer diagnosis,
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into perspective for him.
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I just want to let you know
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you're just an artist,
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426. that this
is your expression.
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427. And it was the most validating
experience I've ever had.
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428. And I just realize that
my time with him is limited
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429. and he's actually way more
accepting and loving
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430. than I gave him credit for.
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431. - I know it was
a real struggle for my mom.
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432. She actually was, like,
really not comfortable...
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433. - Onboard?
- with the drag.
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434. - Is that something
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435. that you struggle with
feeling unresolved about?
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436. - Yeah. That's why
I'm a bald queen.
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437. When she lost her hair,
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438. she felt
she couldn't be beautiful.
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439. - Oh.
- Oh.
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440. - Right after I graduated
from college,
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441. my mom was diagnosed
with cancer.
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442. Chemo made her lose
all of her hair.
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443. I am a bald queen
to represent for my mother.
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444. Taking all of that and turning
that into drag in my own way
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445. was the most important thing
I've ever done in my life.
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446. And I feel like
the drag queen I am now
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447. is not the drag queen
that she got to see, either.
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448. - I really do believe that
the people that leave us
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449. are watching us
and can see us.
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450. - Yeah.
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451. - And I bet
that she's really proud
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452. of the queen
that you've become.
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453. - Thank you.
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454. - You should try
to get up a meeting
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455. with the Hollywood Medium.
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456. - You know I offer readings,
right?
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457. - Girl,
you know I'm into Santería
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458. and all that spiritual stuff.
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459. - I would like that.
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460. - Aja Queen,
the Bed-Stuy medium.
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461. - We'll get together
one day.
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462. - We will do that.
I'll bring you a chicken.
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463. - Shut up!
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464. Rawk!
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465. And what?
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466. - Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.
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467. President of the Theater Club,
Michelle Visage.
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468. - Ru, can you see
my follicles?
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469. - No, but Rizzo is PG.
Pass it on.
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470. - Okay.
- In high school,
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471. he was voted most likely
to "tszuj" a straight guy.
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472. Carson Kressley.
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473. - Oh, actually, I was voted
most likely to suck-seed.
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474. The OG Kelly Taylor,
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475. Jennie Garth is here.
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476. Now, did you learn anything
from my girls?
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477. - How about the more you know,
the less you ho?
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478. - It's a good point.
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479. And the OG Donna Martin,
Tori Spelling is here.
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480. Now, Tori, I've always wanted
to ask you this.
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481. Mother,
may I sleep with danger?
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482. - Yes, you may.
Mama likie.
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483. - This week,
we challenged our queens
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484. to star in a new TV classic,
9021-Ho.
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485. Gentlemen,
start your engines,
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486. and may the best woman win.
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487. Category is
big hair everywhere.
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488. Valentina.
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489. - Lily pads for light days.
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490. - My inspiration
was Miss Diana Ross.
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491. Believe it or not, I'm only
wearing four wigs at once.
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492. - Ooh, Diana Rose.
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493. - Well, I'm seeing
very Donna Summer's-Eve.
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494. Farrah Moan.
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495. Oh, what a big tease.
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496. - Hubba-hubba.
- My runway look
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497. pays homage to RuPaul
and Dolly Parton.
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498. I'm really feeling
this look.
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499. - I think
she's prematurely gray.
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500. Trinity Taylor.
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501. - That's Barbar-fella.
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502. - Girl, this wig is standing up
by the grace of God.
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503. But my holy Jesus,
do I look fabulous.
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504. - Oh, that reminds me. I have
to get dental floss today.
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505. - Sasha Velour.
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506. - It's like Sid ate Nancy.
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507. - I'm representing a side of me
and a side of Brooklyn
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508. that is a necessary
palate cleanser
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509. from all these, like,
big hair pageant beauties.
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510. - Never mind the Bullocks.
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511. - Bollocks.
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512. - I'm talking about the
department store on Wilshire.
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513. - Yeah.
- God, I miss that.
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514. - Not Sandra?
- No.
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515. - Peppermint.
- Take that, Chaka Khan.
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516. - I am serving classic,
old school, disco diva
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517. with a dangerous
fiery flair.
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518. - Hot.
- Yes.
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519. - Oil treatment.
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520. - Nina Bo'nina Brown
Jessica Parker.
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521. - Oh. She's really taking
this catwalk thing seriously.
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522. - I like to do sex appeal
and I like to give face.
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523. Girl, I'm giving you just cat,
pussy, girl, pussy.
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524. - Wake me up
before you calico-co.
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525. - Ow.
- Shea Coulee.
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526. Yes, honey, she is
going back to her roots.
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527. - Okay.
- I say Shea
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528. is equal parts bougie
and banji.
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529. Bitch, I'm really feeling
the fantasy right now.
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530. - That's why
she's so popular.
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531. She knows how to handle
a Big Gulp.
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532. - Alexis Michelle.
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533. - Oh, look,
it's Helena Bottom Carter.
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534. - Yes.
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535. - I am serving you
some big hair,
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536. don't care,
Ursula-inspired sea hag.
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537. - Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice,
Beetlejuice.
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538. - Aja.
- Whoomp, there it is.
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539. - I'm channeling
a little Queen of Hearts,
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540. a little Alexander McQueen.
A lot of queen.
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541. - I know why
the caged queen...
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542. - Does something?
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543. - Does she sing?
- She sings.
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544. - Coming up...
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545. - You nailed it.
- You're perfect.
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546. - It felt
kind of flat for me.
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547. - Welcome, ladies.
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548. Let's take a look at my new
favorite show, 9021-Ho.
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549. - Brrrr!
- Hush up, Michelle.
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550. My show is on.
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551. - Wow, our first day
at a new school.
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552. Isn't that awesome?
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553. - No, it sucks.
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554. The girl-to-boy ratio here
blows.
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555. - Maybe at this new school
you shouldn't be such a bitch.
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556. Where's our first class?
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557. - Let's ask that
old, old lady over there.
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558. - Hi. Welcome to West
Beverly Johnson High School.
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559. I'm Grandrea Zuckerwoman,
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560. and I'm a—
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561. I'm a senior.
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562. - A senior what?
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563. Were you held back
for, like, three decades?
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564. I'm also president
of the abstinence club.
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565. - I can see that worked out.
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566. - Hi, I'm Brandy Schmaltz.
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567. I'm running
for class president.
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568. - Okay.
You two are tragic.
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569. Where are the cool people?
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570. - Oh, you must mean them.
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571. Nelly, she's the totally
pretty popular one,
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572. and that's Monna Dartin,
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573. the last virgin
of the class of '93.
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574. - Oh, my God, Monna Dartin,
we're seniors.
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575. - Nelly, look, it's Dillard.
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576. - Are you guys going
to the prom together?
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577. - I haven't decided yet.
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578. And why is the diner
in the school?
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579. - Enough damn questions.
Here's some fries.
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580. There's enough cholesterol
in there to kill you.
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581. - Mmm.
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582. - We all gotta die
of something.
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583. - But not before
I lose my virginity.
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584. - Oh, I was a virgin once.
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585. Then Mr. Adam
of the Adam's Apple
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586. gave me his big, thick,
juicy, foot-long...
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587. hot dog?
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588. - I love hot dogs.
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589. - I love hot dogs, too!
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590. - Mom!
What are you doing here?
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591. - Senior year.
I'm so excited.
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592. And prom is coming.
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593. - Mom! Stop copying me.
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594. No wonder
I'm addicted to speed.
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595. - I'm addicted
to speed, too!
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596. - No, you're not.
- No, you're not.
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597. - Mom!
- Mom!
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598. - Mom, if you don't cut it out,
I'm gonna join a cult.
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599. - Honey,
don't go without me!
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600. - Oh!
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601. What's wrong with me?
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602. Why am I still a virgin?
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603. - Isn't it obvious?
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604. - Who's there?
- Psst.
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605. I'm right here in the mirror,
dumb-ass.
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606. - No wonder you're a virgin.
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607. You're afraid of everything.
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608. You should get wild.
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609. - Like, do drugs?
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610. - No! Remember,
this is your brain.
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611. This is your brain on drugs,
on a croissant.
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612. - Mmm, sounds delicious.
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613. - Listen, chickie,
it's plain and simple.
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614. Get drunk at the prom
and get yourself laid!
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615. - But I'm scared.
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616. - Go, girl.
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617. - All right, just a sip.
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618. - So I know you both wanted
to be my date for prom,
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619. but I've made my choice
and I choose... me.
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620. - I'll date you!
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621. And you!
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622. - Oh, Mom!
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623. I can't believe you joined
the same cult as me.
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624. Oh.
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625. - Eww, this prom sucks.
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626. - God, Blenda,
don't be such a bitch!
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627. - Yeah, because
I'm Bethani Glamber Gliessen,
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628. and I'm the new bitch
in this school.
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629. - Oh, you can't touch this.
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630. - Whoo! There it is.
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631. - I'm too legit to quit.
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632. - Aah!
Nice try, you 9021-Ho!
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633. - Oh!
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634. - Ooh, saved by the bell.
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635. - Oh.
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636. I'm outta here.
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637. I'm gonna go play a witch
on Charmed.
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638. - Wow.
I have never seen anybody
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639. stand up to my sister
like that before.
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640. You're hot.
I want to sex you up.
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641. - I was gonna wait
till college to experiment,
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642. but... okay.
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643. - Whoo!
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644. Oh!
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645. - What's her problem?
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646. - Party.
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647. Who wants
to take my virginity?
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648. - Oh, that's it,
Monna Dartin!
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649. No drag-uation for you.
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650. - Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
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651. You guys, just stop!
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652. Look, everybody
makes mistakes.
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653. You're a terrible mother.
You joined a cult.
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654. You're old
and you're pregnant.
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655. - Well, I still don't think
she should drag-uate.
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656. - Pipe down.
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657. You're just a fifth season
replacement.
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658. - So what do you say, guys?
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659. Let's give her
another chance.
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660. Let Monna Dartin drag-uate.
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661. Monna Dartin drag-uate.
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662. Monna Dartin drag-uate.
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663. - Well...
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664. Okay.
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665. - Yay!
- Yay!
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666. - Aah!
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667. - Fellow drag-uates,
I just have one thing to say
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668. and it's...
Oh! Oh!
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669. - Honey,
your water just broke.
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670. - 23 skidoo.
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671. - I can't believe
we all just drag-uated.
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672. - Hey, everybody,
I just realized.
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673. We're never going
to see each other again.
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674. - Yes, we are.
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675. We're all going
to the same college.
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676. And you and Nelly
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677. are going to have your own
sitcom on ABC Family.
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678. - I want
an ABC Family sitcom, too.
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679. - Oh, Mom.
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680. I can't even be mad
at you right now.
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681. - Hey, everybody.
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682. The witch is back.
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683. - Friends forever.
- Friends forever.
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684. - You guys
did an amazing job.
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685. But now it's time
for the judges' reviews.
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686. Coming up...
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687. - I thought
you were hilarious.
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688. - You look gorgeous.
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689. You're a follicular
tour de force.
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690. - What did you call her?
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691. - Welcome, ladies.
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692. I've made some decisions.
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693. Farrah Moan.
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694. Peppermint.
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695. Alexis Michelle.
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696. Ladies, you are safe.
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697. You may leave the stage.
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698. Now it's time for
the follica-tease critiques.
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699. First up, Valentina.
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700. - I happen
to love this look.
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701. I like the way you've also
accessorized it with the gloves,
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702. which is
a really beautiful touch.
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703. - And as Monna Dartin...
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704. - I mean,
that's my namesake.
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705. I thought you had
a lot of great levels
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706. and you nailed it.
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707. - One of the great things
about Tori
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708. was that she always did
a lot of physical comedy,
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709. and I think that
you did the role justice.
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710. You're perfect.
- Thank you so much.
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711. - Sasha Velour.
- Hi.
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712. - You look different
from everybody out here.
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713. And you're on-brand and your
look always has a point of view.
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714. - It's so on point.
So on point.
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715. Literally.
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716. - And your lunch lady.
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717. I just wanted you
to go further with it.
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718. You weren't letting go
completely.
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719. - There were a few zingers
in there that quite didn't land.
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720. - I wish I had
just played the comedy
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721. a little bit more
straightforward.
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722. And maybe it didn't need
the Meryl Streep treatment.
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723. - Yeah, well...
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724. - Trinity Taylor.
- You look gorgeous.
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725. You're a follicular
tour de force.
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726. - What did you call her?
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727. - I gotta jump to Nelly's mom,
because that was amazing.
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728. I thought
you were hilarious.
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729. Your comedy is impeccable.
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730. - I want
an ABC Family sitcom, too!
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731. - You were stealing scenes,
and it was so right.
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732. Like, I could lick you
right now.
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733. - Up next, Nina Bo'nina Brown
Carrington Colby.
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734. - I love all this.
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735. The only thing
that's become predictable
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736. is that legging
with a boot and a corset.
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737. So I want to challenge you to
think of a different silhouette.
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738. - In 9021-Ho, you weren't
really selling the lines.
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739. - I feel like
directing-wise,
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740. we did work with you the most
and we felt nervous.
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741. We felt nervous you were
going to be mad at us.
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742. - You know, it was times
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743. where I was like,
they really aren't buying it.
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744. And then, I started
getting into my head,
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745. like, I didn't really
have fun delivering it.
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746. - Thank you, Nina.
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747. Shake a leg, Shea Coulee.
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748. - So normally when you
come out on this runway
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749. in a bathing suit
and a jacket,
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750. I'm going to read you
to filth.
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751. But you put
so much character in it
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752. that I bought it.
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753. I know that girl.
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754. She's a working girl
in New York City
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755. by the Greyhound terminal.
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756. - In your portrayal as Grandrea,
you were so confident.
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757. - Your makeup,
your body language,
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758. all of it was perfection.
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759. - What a brilliant
character.
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760. I loved it.
- Thank you, Tori.
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761. - Up next, Aja.
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762. - Your makeup is blended,
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763. and it just looks
really, really pretty,
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764. and I love this hair on you.
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765. Tonight is quite possibly
the best you've ever looked.
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766. - As Ti—
How do you say it?
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767. - Bethani. Just say
that which we don't speak of.
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768. - Yes. We know her as that
which we don't speak of.
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769. You didn't feel grounded
in that.
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770. - You were playing
the bitch.
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771. She's a mean girl,
and it felt kind of flat for me.
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772. - Now, Aja, you switched
with Shea Coulee.
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773. What frightened you about
playing the older role?
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774. - To be honest,
I just kind of... freaked.
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775. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
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776. - Thank you, ladies.
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777. While you untuck backstage,
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778. the judges and I
will deliberate.
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779. All right, now just between
us popular kids,
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780. what do you think?
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781. Valentina.
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782. - I thought she did
a really good job
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783. just as an actress
and embodying that part.
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784. - She was funny,
she was stumbling around,
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785. getting into
her drunk character.
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786. She was in character the whole
time until she came off camera
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787. to tell us that she used watch
90210 with her babysitter.
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788. Which made us feel real old.
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789. - Sasha Velour.
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790. - Her performance was
a little underwhelming for me,
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791. like she could have gone
so much further with it.
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792. - She could have sassed the
character up a little bit more.
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793. - Trinity Taylor.
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794. - She played the hell
out of Nelly's mom.
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795. She was fully Jennifer Coolidge
and it was so, so good.
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796. - She's the ultimate
scene stealer.
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797. - Right down
to her messy lipstick,
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798. she had the character down.
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799. - Tonight was a really
strong night for Trinity.
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800. - Nina Bo'nina Brown
Ellis Ross.
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801. - Her acting, for me,
was a little bit lost.
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802. - She alluded to there being
some friction on the set.
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803. What happened?
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804. - She was a little bit
defensive.
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805. - That's been an ongoing
storyline with her.
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806. - We couldn't tell
if she was angry
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807. that we were giving her
direction.
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808. - Trust me, she was angry.
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809. - Oh, really?
See, I told you.
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810. - She's out there keying
your car right now.
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811. - Yes, exactly.
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812. Shea Coulee.
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813. - I thought she was fantastic
in the acting challenge.
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814. - Shea went for it
and then some.
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815. You couldn't help but fall
in love with this character.
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816. - But I was so surprised
when she walked out
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817. and she looked
completely different
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818. than she did yesterday.
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819. - She slayed the house down.
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820. - Aja.
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821. - The acting
gave me Aja-ta.
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822. - Oh, dear.
- I think it's interesting
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823. that she threw a fit
about playing the mean girl
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824. because she wasn't really mean
and she wasn't really good.
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825. - She's not even a girl.
- Hello.
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826. She basically handed Shea
a moment to shine.
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827. There was one note, one thing,
hair flip over and over.
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828. - Hey, a lot of actresses
have made a big career
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829. on a hair flip
and one-note bitch delivery.
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830. - Sure, yeah.
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831. - But she's not gonna
be one of them.
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832. - Silence.
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833. I've made my decision.
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834. Bring back my drag-uates.
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835. - Welcome back, ladies.
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836. I've made some decisions.
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837. Valentina,
as Monna Dartin the virgin,
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838. you really popped.
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839. Trinity Taylor,
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840. as Nelly's mom,
you had it going on.
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841. Shea Coulee, making us laugh
like you did
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842. will never get old.
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843. Trinity Taylor,
con-drag-ulations.
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844. You're the winner
of this week's challenge.
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845. You've won a $2,000 gift card
from Fabric Planet,
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846. longtime supporters
of the LGBT experience.
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847. - Thank you.
Thank you so much.
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848. I'm back on top, girls,
and it feels great.
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849. - Valentina, Shea,
you're both safe.
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850. You may join
the other girls.
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851. - Aja, your bitch
was botched.
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852. Sasha Velour, your lunch lady
left us hungry.
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853. - Nina Bo'nina Brown
Abdul-Jabbar,
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854. your acting was too tame
and I ain't lyin'.
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855. Sasha Velour...
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856. you are safe.
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857. - Thank you so much.
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858. - Aja, Nina,
I'm sorry, my dears,
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859. but you are up
for elimination.
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860. Two queens stand before me.
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861. Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me
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862. and save yourself
from elimination.
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863. The time has come...
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864. to lip sync
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865. for your life.
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866. Good luck
and don't fuck it up.
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867. - Ladies,
I've made my decision.
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868. Nina Bo'nina Brown,
shantay, you stay.
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869. - Thank you.
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870. - You may join
the other girls.
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871. Aja, the way I feel about you,
it just can't be wrong.
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872. Love you, girl.
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873. - Thank you so much
for everything.
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874. I've learned a lot
about myself here,
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875. and I really owe it
to you guys.
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876. So thank you so much.
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877. - Thank you.
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878. Now sashay away.
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879. - I learned that this show
is way harder than you think.
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880. I came here,
and I was like I got this.
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881. And then
I was like, okay, okay.
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882. I feel extremely disappointed
that I couldn't go further.
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883. I might be eliminated,
but every dog has its day.
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884. Woof.
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885. - Con-drag-ulations,
my queens.
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886. And remember,
if you can't love yourself,
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887. how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?
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888. Can I get an amen
up in here?
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889. - Amen!
- Amen!
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890. - All right,
now let the music play.
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