1. - Previously on
"RuPaul's Drag Race..."Copy !req
2. - You'll be competing
in the biggest, baddestCopy !req
3. cheer battle in herstory.Copy !req
4. Valentina.Copy !req
5. - You're like a drug dealer.Copy !req
6. Give me a little dose.
I wanted more.Copy !req
7. - Kimora Blac.Copy !req
8. - You didn't really
stand out athletically.Copy !req
9. - And that's not good.Copy !req
10. - Jaymes Mansfield.Copy !req
11. - I think you like to consider
yourself a comedy queen,Copy !req
12. but I haven't found anything
funny coming from you.Copy !req
13. - Valentina, you're the winner
of this week's challenge.Copy !req
14. Kimora Blac,
shantay, you stay.Copy !req
15. Jaymes Mansfield,Copy !req
16. sashay away.Copy !req
17. - Aw, Jaymes.Copy !req
18. - Oh, no,
the first lipstick message.Copy !req
19. - I mean, Jaymes
was very insecure,Copy !req
20. and she just wasn't sure
of herself.Copy !req
21. And this is such
a high pressure competition,Copy !req
22. you have to be sure
of yourself.Copy !req
23. - You know,
the second she walked in,Copy !req
24. I saw the fear in the eyes.Copy !req
25. And I just saw her
get defeated.Copy !req
26. - I honestly was really
surprised I was on the bottom.Copy !req
27. Like,
I was really surprised.Copy !req
28. I'm feeling so underdogged
because compared to Jaymes,Copy !req
29. I was like a 10 to a one.Copy !req
30. - How about you, Ms. Winner?
How are you feeling?Copy !req
31. - I think you admittedlyCopy !req
32. have the least amount of
experience of all the queensCopy !req
33. and you slayed.Copy !req
34. - I'm very grateful,
but it's a lot of pressure.Copy !req
35. So I'm very focusedCopy !req
36. to deliver to the next level
every single time.Copy !req
37. - I'm really looking forward
to knocking you outCopy !req
38. of your winner spot, okay?Copy !req
39. - Yes, she's won
a challenge. Whatever.Copy !req
40. Her confidence
is definitely ballsyCopy !req
41. for her only doing drag
for 10 months.Copy !req
42. - Whoo!Copy !req
43. - Is the bride sad
to take off her wedding dress?Copy !req
44. - I really am.Copy !req
45. - I'm not mad at you for that.
I understand.Copy !req
46. - I've been praying so hard
to La Virgen de GuadalupeCopy !req
47. and I feel like she's been
guiding me through it.Copy !req
48. - It's not fun
being the bridesmaid.Copy !req
49. I want to be the bride.Copy !req
50. I'm not here to play games.Copy !req
51. The next challenge is mine.Copy !req
52. - The winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"Copy !req
53. receives a one-year supplyCopy !req
54. of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmeticsCopy !req
55. and a cash prize
of $100,000.Copy !req
56. With extra special
guest judgesCopy !req
57. Todrick Hall
and Cheyenne Jackson.Copy !req
58. - Here were are again.Copy !req
59. - It's today.
- It's today.Copy !req
60. I'm coming off this high
of having won.Copy !req
61. The first queen has gone home,
and it feels great.Copy !req
62. It feels exactly
like I thought it would.Copy !req
63. Okay, guys, after, like,
the gymnastic challenge,Copy !req
64. what to expect?Copy !req
65. - I'm still sore
from cheerleading.Copy !req
66. - Girl.Copy !req
67. - So I'm hoping
it's not anything physical.Copy !req
68. - A knitting challenge.
(all laugh)Copy !req
69. - Whoo, girl!Copy !req
70. She done already done
had herses.Copy !req
71. - Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God.Copy !req
72. - To become America's
next drag superstar,Copy !req
73. you have to try on
a lot of glass slippers,Copy !req
74. kiss a bunch of frogs,
but don't be an evil queen.Copy !req
75. That role
has already been taken.Copy !req
76. Hello, hello, hello.Copy !req
77. - Hello, Ru.
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
78. - Just a little
leopard print.Copy !req
79. - Now, what
do you guys thinkCopy !req
80. of the wax figure of me
on loan from Madame Tussauds?Copy !req
81. - Gorgeous.Copy !req
82. - I pray to her
before a challenge.Copy !req
83. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
84. - Don't you love
the way her eyesCopy !req
85. follow you around the room?Copy !req
86. It's almost like there's
a hidden camera in there.Copy !req
87. - (gasps)Copy !req
88. - Watching your every move.Copy !req
89. Maybe there is.Copy !req
90. - Oh!Copy !req
91. - Ladies, don't let this
devastatingly beautiful queenCopy !req
92. cast an evil spellCopy !req
93. on your charisma,
uniqueness, nerve and talent.Copy !req
94. Because for this week's
maxi challenge,Copy !req
95. you need to create a totally
original fairytale princess.Copy !req
96. - I have no problemCopy !req
97. picturing myself
as a princess.Copy !req
98. I'm a jappy girl
who likes nice things.Copy !req
99. - First, you'll come up
with a memorable nameCopy !req
100. and a mythology.Copy !req
101. Then you'll need to design
a fantasy frockCopy !req
102. to debut on the main stage.Copy !req
103. And to help you bring
your princess story to life,Copy !req
104. you'll also be creating
a sassy sidekick.Copy !req
105. - Rawr.Copy !req
106. - And you'll be playing
both parts.Copy !req
107. - What? We have create
a little sidekickCopy !req
108. to have our heads
floating by our character.Copy !req
109. This is nuts.
Who thinks of this?Copy !req
110. - So, Cinderfellas, feel free
to use the magical materialsCopy !req
111. from the Fabric Planet wall.Copy !req
112. Gentlemen, start your engines
and may the best woman win.Copy !req
113. (cheers and applause)
- Whoo!Copy !req
114. - Ooh. How are you feeling
about this challenge, girl?Copy !req
115. - I feel like I have
the new age mindsetCopy !req
116. to kind of like make thisCopy !req
117. extremely avant-garde
and high fashion.Copy !req
118. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
119. - So I feel like I might
have this one in the bag.Copy !req
120. It's a design challenge,Copy !req
121. and I sew 80%--
no, 95% of everything I wear,Copy !req
122. so I'm known for
creating different looks,Copy !req
123. and I feel really confident
that this might be my challenge.Copy !req
124. - What the fuck
am I doing?Copy !req
125. I do not sew.Copy !req
126. I've only made tote bags
and pillows.Copy !req
127. No.Copy !req
128. - Are you okay?Copy !req
129. - I'm gonna just try
and make something mermaid-y,Copy !req
130. something under-watery.Copy !req
131. - I'm doing
under the water, too.Copy !req
132. - Are you doing a fish?Copy !req
133. - I was gonna do a mermaid,Copy !req
134. but then, like, I was like,
there's too many peopleCopy !req
135. doing under the water stuff.Copy !req
136. - Great.
- Yeah.Copy !req
137. I don't—
Yeah, I'm terrified.Copy !req
138. - Ooh. What's this
that you got here, Kimora?Copy !req
139. - I'm going to be, obviously,
Tarzan's other wife.Copy !req
140. - How are you feeling about
going into this challenge?Copy !req
141. You were in the bottom two
last week.Copy !req
142. - And you don't sew.Copy !req
143. - I know.
I don't sew.Copy !req
144. I like to pay designers
to make my stuff.Copy !req
145. I'm your very spoiled
drag queen.Copy !req
146. Would Kim K.
sew her own outfits? No.Copy !req
147. - Well, if you pay designers
to do your stuff,Copy !req
148. how much will you pay me
to make your challenge?Copy !req
149. - I mean,
I have $400 right now.Copy !req
150. - I'll see
if I have some time.Copy !req
151. - I don't work
in a sweatshop.Copy !req
152. That's not
what I signed up for.Copy !req
153. This is not America's
Next Top Sweatshop.Copy !req
154. - Where you gonna put this?
Like, on your shoulder?Copy !req
155. - I just got the rat
for show.Copy !req
156. - Just because.
- I don't even really want it.Copy !req
157. - Can I have it?
- Yeah, take it, girl.Copy !req
158. - Thank you.
I think with this challenge,Copy !req
159. I'm wanting to show
that I'm not afraidCopy !req
160. to go in a risky direction.Copy !req
161. - What is all these
cockroaches, girl?Copy !req
162. - That's for my look.Copy !req
163. - What are you doing?Copy !req
164. - Like, sewer
underground princess.Copy !req
165. Like, very grungy
and gross kind of.Copy !req
166. Have, like, some kind of shit
growing off of my faceCopy !req
167. and, like, very sewer rat.Copy !req
168. - I have never heard
of a sewage princessCopy !req
169. in my entire life.Copy !req
170. What kind of princess
is that?Copy !req
171. Here we go.Copy !req
172. Better watch out, because
the judges don't play around.Copy !req
173. She could go home.Copy !req
174. - Thank you for the rat.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
175. - Come on, Templeton.
- Aah!Copy !req
176. - Coming up...Copy !req
177. You came very close
to winning last week.Copy !req
178. - Ms. Thang, she won.
She better watch out.Copy !req
179. Fuck that bitch!Copy !req
180. - What's the story?Copy !req
181. - There was
a beautiful princess.Copy !req
182. - For this challenge,
we have to createCopy !req
183. a fantasy fairytale princess
and a sassy sidekick.Copy !req
184. Oh, my God, Trinity,Copy !req
185. you've never looked
more beautifulCopy !req
186. than you do right now.
- You're a bitch.Copy !req
187. You're such a bitch.
- (laughs)Copy !req
188. - So what are you going for?Copy !req
189. You're going for, like,
sea princess?Copy !req
190. - My whole
Instagram brandingCopy !req
191. is based on the fact that
I ride the subway to my gig.Copy !req
192. - Okay, yes.
- So I'm Princess Subway Fish.Copy !req
193. - We were given the brief
to come up withCopy !req
194. a mythological background story
for our princesses.Copy !req
195. - Introducing
Princess Forella.Copy !req
196. - Someday,
she'll be the most...Copy !req
197. What's an adjective?Copy !req
198. What is an adjective?Copy !req
199. Isn't an adjective
where you, like...Copy !req
200. That's a noun.Copy !req
201. - It's a word
that describes something.Copy !req
202. - Like, what do you mean?Copy !req
203. - You're beautiful.
"Beautiful" is an adjective.Copy !req
204. - So beautiful
is the adjective.Copy !req
205. - Mm-hmm.
- I'm going to put delicious.Copy !req
206. Is that an adjective?Copy !req
207. Yeah, that's
a super adjective.Copy !req
208. - Come on, English lessons.Copy !req
209. - Ah, thank God I'm pretty.Copy !req
210. - Hey, kitty girls.Copy !req
211. - Hey.
- Hello.Copy !req
212. - So how are things going
in the magic queendom?Copy !req
213. - Great.
- Good.Copy !req
214. Hi, Farrah Moan.
- Ru!Copy !req
215. - Ru!
- Rrrru!Copy !req
216. - What kind of princess
will you be in this challenge?Copy !req
217. - She's gonna be
an underwater socialite.Copy !req
218. She's gonna be, like,
on all the underwater tabloids.Copy !req
219. - Oh, okay.Copy !req
220. Now, do you sew?Copy !req
221. - I'm smart
in a lot of other ways,Copy !req
222. but when it comes to fabrics
and needles and stuff,Copy !req
223. I'm just not as, uh...Copy !req
224. uh, what's the word?Copy !req
225. - Proficient.Copy !req
226. - Proficient, yeah.Copy !req
227. - It's Season 9.Copy !req
228. How do you walk
into the workroomCopy !req
229. without knowing how to sew?Copy !req
230. That's just sad.Copy !req
231. - How will you make sure
that you shine through?Copy !req
232. - Um... I'm just going to be
my cute little selfCopy !req
233. and pray to your
wax figurine over thereCopy !req
234. that y'all like it.Copy !req
235. - Okay.
Can't wait to see her.Copy !req
236. Thanks, Farrah.
- Thank you so much.Copy !req
237. - Aja from the BK.Copy !req
238. - Ah, Ru-Ru.Copy !req
239. - Now, you know how to sew,
so you got lots of skills.Copy !req
240. - Yes.Copy !req
241. - So tell me
about your princess.Copy !req
242. - Her name is Disastah.Copy !req
243. She is a volcanic eruption,
basically.Copy !req
244. She's kind of inspired
by my mom.Copy !req
245. She's like an angry
Puerto Rican woman.Copy !req
246. - Really.
- I have a tattoo of her.Copy !req
247. It's right here.Copy !req
248. - That's your mother.
- Yes.Copy !req
249. When she got mad,
you see the red come upCopy !req
250. and her baby hairs
will start crimpling up.Copy !req
251. It's like an eruption, girl.Copy !req
252. - Now, how are you
gonna shine?Copy !req
253. - I just feel
so confident about it.Copy !req
254. I'm just like, I'm gonna do this
and it's gonna be cute.Copy !req
255. - You know
I've heard that before.Copy !req
256. Well, I can't wait
to see Disastah.Copy !req
257. I'll let you get to it.Copy !req
258. Valentina.Copy !req
259. - I'm ready for my close-up,
Mr. DeMille.Copy !req
260. - Oh, my goodness.
Can I see your eyes?Copy !req
261. - Um, well,
you see, the thing is,Copy !req
262. it's my very first time
shaving my brows,Copy !req
263. and I'm kind of like nervous
because I don't haveCopy !req
264. my Brooke Shields
"Blue Lagoon" eyebrows.Copy !req
265. - Oh! Oh, my goodness,
look at there.Copy !req
266. Why don't you just
shave them all off?Copy !req
267. - Well, because I want to still
have a bit of boy brow to draw.Copy !req
268. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
269. - So that I don't look
completely crazy.Copy !req
270. - Why are we looking at me
when you said that?Copy !req
271. Okay, so I want to hear
about your princess.Copy !req
272. - She's an ice princess.Copy !req
273. She comes from planet Azula.Copy !req
274. - And that's nowhere near
Azusa, is it?Copy !req
275. - Not anywhere near
Azusa, California.Copy !req
276. - Yeah. (laughs)Copy !req
277. - I have a big imagination,Copy !req
278. and I'm really excited
to get started.Copy !req
279. - See you out there.
- Thanks, Ru.Copy !req
280. - Trinity Taylor.Copy !req
281. Now tell me
about your princess.Copy !req
282. What's her name?Copy !req
283. - Farella Aquapussy.Copy !req
284. - She sounds juicy.
And salty.Copy !req
285. - I kind of like it.
- I do, too.Copy !req
286. - So tell me
about her sidekick.Copy !req
287. - Well, her sidekick
is Stanky the Starfish.Copy !req
288. And I was going to go with,
you know, a chocolate starfish.Copy !req
289. - Uh-huh.
- But I decided, you know,Copy !req
290. kids want
bright colors, so...Copy !req
291. - Kids don't know
they want a chocolate starfishCopy !req
292. until they've had
a chocolate starfish.Copy !req
293. - Oh, right.
- You know?Copy !req
294. - I love chocolate starfish.Copy !req
295. - Are you kidding? I live
for chocolate starfishes.Copy !req
296. But this is not
a chocolate starfish.Copy !req
297. What kind of a starfish
is this?Copy !req
298. - Well, he's going to be
a country starfish.Copy !req
299. - Like from Cracker Barrel?Copy !req
300. Now, you came very close
to winning last week.Copy !req
301. Any bitterness there?Copy !req
302. - No. I came close,
but you know what?Copy !req
303. I do know that Ms. Thang,
she won.Copy !req
304. Even though
she's been doing dragCopy !req
305. a whole lot less than me,
she's younger than me,Copy !req
306. Fuck that bitch.
- (laughs)Copy !req
307. - She better watch out.
- Okay.Copy !req
308. - 'Cause Aquapussy
is coming.Copy !req
309. - Well, I can't wait
to see AquapussyCopy !req
310. out there on that runway.Copy !req
311. - Me, too.Copy !req
312. - (laughs)Copy !req
313. All right, ladies.
Tomorrow on the main stage,Copy !req
314. you'll be debuting
your fairytale princesses.Copy !req
315. So good luck
and don't fuck it up!Copy !req
316. - I don't want to do this.Copy !req
317. I don't know.
This is hard.Copy !req
318. I don't know what I'm doing.Copy !req
319. I just really want
whatever I makeCopy !req
320. to look good enough
to be safe,Copy !req
321. because I know
I'm not going to pump outCopy !req
322. no award-winning
mermaid gown, honey.Copy !req
323. I just don't even know
where to begin.Copy !req
324. - Why don't you find a glue gun
and your bra and work on that?Copy !req
325. - You know, I kind of pictured
gluing fabric on a braCopy !req
326. being a lot easier.Copy !req
327. This is, like,
complicated as fuck.Copy !req
328. Like, I don't want to have
to cut any piece of fabricCopy !req
329. and put it over this.Copy !req
330. - No, you're not.Copy !req
331. - This one won't fit.Copy !req
332. I can't get it to fit over.
Look.Copy !req
333. - It's okay. Move.Copy !req
334. Sometimes you just
gotta jump in, girl.Copy !req
335. - Oh, I love you.Copy !req
336. - I love Farrah
and she's my bestie,Copy !req
337. but she literally sounds
like a child all the time.Copy !req
338. It would make
the world of differenceCopy !req
339. if she would just
stop bitching and do it.Copy !req
340. Just do it, girl.Copy !req
341. Don't be afraid
of hot glue, bitch.Copy !req
342. You a drag queen.Copy !req
343. So what I would suggest
you doCopy !req
344. is, like, glue shit all
the way up this one side.Copy !req
345. I'm going to give you
this base to work with,Copy !req
346. and then I'm gonna
let you go shell from there.Copy !req
347. Find, like,
your shiny stuff, seashells.Copy !req
348. - Oh, I broke a piece
of this starfish.Copy !req
349. - Farrah
is one of those princessesCopy !req
350. that whines all the time.Copy !req
351. Suck it up.
This is a competition.Copy !req
352. We're here to compete
for $100,000.Copy !req
353. One minute you're in and the
next minute, you're gone, honey.Copy !req
354. - Coming up...Copy !req
355. - Are you afraid of what
America is going to thinkCopy !req
356. of your makeup
without face tone?Copy !req
357. - Nope, 'cause I think
I look almost the same.Copy !req
358. - Awkward silence.Copy !req
359. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
360. - Get to work.
- Here we go.Copy !req
361. - Back here again.Copy !req
362. - Good morning, cucu world.Copy !req
363. - (laughs)Copy !req
364. - It's elimination day.Copy !req
365. I'm nervous,
but I'm also excitedCopy !req
366. about my fairytale princess
outfit.Copy !req
367. I'm about to give them
Sewer Princess.Copy !req
368. - So when you say cucu,Copy !req
369. is like the hole
or is it like the butt?Copy !req
370. 'Cause
I'm a little confused.Copy !req
371. - You know, it can be,
like, the butthole,Copy !req
372. but let me explain
the story real quick.Copy !req
373. When I was a child,Copy !req
374. mom doesn't want us
to say bad words at home.Copy !req
375. So one day,
I was three years old,Copy !req
376. trying to tell her that
I need to go to the bathroomCopy !req
377. 'cause I need to
from my culo to go ca-ca.Copy !req
378. She slapped me
with a chancleta.Copy !req
379. She said, like, mira mijo,
let me tell you something.Copy !req
380. You're not gonna say bad word
here in this house!Copy !req
381. So I was, like, scared.
I was, like, what to do?Copy !req
382. I mean, what do you call this
in your back?Copy !req
383. So scared one day
after that situation,Copy !req
384. I said, cucu, mama,
ca-ca, pee-pee. Okay.Copy !req
385. And since that,
I say cucu.Copy !req
386. - So do I have
a big cucu, too?Copy !req
387. - Girl, you do.Copy !req
388. Well, I have a cucu,
but you have a CuCu, girl!Copy !req
389. - Oh, it feels so good
to have these brows back.Copy !req
390. - I see you had
an eyebrow lift.Copy !req
391. - Just a little.Copy !req
392. - Are you afraid of what
America is going to thinkCopy !req
393. of your makeup
without face tone?Copy !req
394. - Nope, 'cause I think
I look almost the same.Copy !req
395. - Awkward silence.Copy !req
396. - Everybody can get quiet, but I
think I look the same in photos.Copy !req
397. - Sometimes girls
that come up via social mediaCopy !req
398. can get a lot of praiseCopy !req
399. for the way they
present themselves online.Copy !req
400. You got your filters.Copy !req
401. You got your Facetune.
You got all that.Copy !req
402. However, it's how
you apply that makeup,Copy !req
403. because sometimes when
people see you in person,Copy !req
404. they can get a little bit
disappointed.Copy !req
405. - So, Trinity,
when you were in OrlandoCopy !req
406. when that situation happened,
like, were you freaked out?Copy !req
407. I mean,
I know you're from there.Copy !req
408. Yeah.Copy !req
409. - Um, I actually wasn't
in Orlando at that very moment,Copy !req
410. but I'm a very former
Miss Pulse.Copy !req
411. - (gasps)Copy !req
412. - And I entertained there
literally the week beforeCopy !req
413. on their Latin night,Copy !req
414. 'cause that happened
on their Latin night.Copy !req
415. So it's scary
to think, like,Copy !req
416. that literally
could have been me.Copy !req
417. And so immediately
my thought is...Copy !req
418. - Call your friends,
I'm sure.Copy !req
419. - Oh, my God, who do I know?Copy !req
420. - Did you lose
a lot of people, Trinity?Copy !req
421. - Well, I didn't know
any of the peopleCopy !req
422. that actually
lost their lives.Copy !req
423. I knew several
of the entertainersCopy !req
424. that were trapped in
the dressing room that escaped.Copy !req
425. A lady that I worked with
in my day job,Copy !req
426. one of her daughters had just
graduated nursing school.Copy !req
427. And then
her life was taken over...Copy !req
428. - Oh, my God.
- Like, for no reason.Copy !req
429. - I'm so sorry, girl.Copy !req
430. - Well, let me tell you
a story about the tragedy.Copy !req
431. - I know you know—
you probably knewCopy !req
432. a lot of them
because they were...Copy !req
433. - June 11, I was supposed
to perform that night,Copy !req
434. but I have to reschedule.Copy !req
435. So Kenya Michaels, that is
the cast director that night,Copy !req
436. she said, like,
it's okay, mija.Copy !req
437. We can, like,
reschedule you.Copy !req
438. And then, like, we were
performing in HoustonCopy !req
439. and we get, like,
the text message.Copy !req
440. Like, oh, my God,
we are here in the bathroom.Copy !req
441. We can't do anything.Copy !req
442. There's a guy with a gun,
like, shooting everybody.Copy !req
443. And I'm like, oh, my God,
are you serious?Copy !req
444. And, unfortunately,
one of my friendsCopy !req
445. died in that incident,
Martin.Copy !req
446. And he was, like—Copy !req
447. I'm like
two or three hours before,Copy !req
448. like, Cynthia,
you're not here.Copy !req
449. You're supposed
to have a show.Copy !req
450. That's why
I came here tonight.Copy !req
451. And I'm like, baby.
- Oh, Cynthia.Copy !req
452. - No, no, no.
I just rescheduled.Copy !req
453. Oh. Do you want to go home?Copy !req
454. And he was like,
no, you know what?Copy !req
455. I'm going to stay.
I'm going to have a cute time.Copy !req
456. I miss you so much.Copy !req
457. And he was
one of my first dancers,Copy !req
458. like, 10 years ago
when I started doing drag.Copy !req
459. So it was a very traumatic
situation for everybody.Copy !req
460. We never expect that
a tragedy like thisCopy !req
461. happen in our community
or happen in our clubsCopy !req
462. because we thought
that we finally builtCopy !req
463. a safe place
for our community.Copy !req
464. - We are not safe
completely yet,Copy !req
465. and we're not
accepted 100% yet.Copy !req
466. But we have to continue
to live our lives.Copy !req
467. We can't be stuck in our houses
and afraid to go out and live.Copy !req
468. - Preach, girl. Preach!Copy !req
469. - What happened in Orlando
at Pulse NightclubCopy !req
470. was a defining and shocking
moment for gay people.Copy !req
471. And the fact that
it was an act of violenceCopy !req
472. against LGBT people of color
is not insignificant here.Copy !req
473. - Family, famo.Copy !req
474. - Love you, girls.
- Family.Copy !req
475. - It's so important as queer
entertainers to lead the way.Copy !req
476. We need to come together
and be proudly visibly queer.Copy !req
477. - And you know what?Copy !req
478. Also, drag
is a brilliant placeCopy !req
479. to work through
feelings of pain.Copy !req
480. - Girl, drag is therapy.Copy !req
481. - It is.Copy !req
482. - We can't move backwards.Copy !req
483. We need to stay strong.Copy !req
484. - At what?Copy !req
485. - Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."Copy !req
486. Look, it's my wicked
stepsister Michelle Visage.Copy !req
487. - Always the wicked stepsister,
never the bride.Copy !req
488. - Style superstar
Carson Kressley.Copy !req
489. Hi-ho.
- Hi, ho!Copy !req
490. It's off to work
with the Q we go.Copy !req
491. - (laughs)
The prince of YouTube,Copy !req
492. actor, singer, director
Todrick Hall.Copy !req
493. - Hi, Ru. You left your
glass slipper in my bedroom.Copy !req
494. - It's a size 12, right?
- Exactly.Copy !req
495. - And the fairest in all
the land, Cheyenne Jackson.Copy !req
496. - Serving you butch queen
since '75.Copy !req
497. - So glad you're here.Copy !req
498. This week,
we challenged our queensCopy !req
499. to bring their princess
fantasies to life,Copy !req
500. and tonight,
they're bringing it to the ball.Copy !req
501. Gentlemen,
start your enginesCopy !req
502. and may the best woman win.Copy !req
503. Coming up...Copy !req
504. - I literally
had no clue at allCopy !req
505. what was going on tonight.Copy !req
506. - Category is...
First up,Copy !req
507. Cynthia Lee Fontaine,
Princess Cuculina.Copy !req
508. - Hi, my name is Brulee.Copy !req
509. I'm here to protect
Princess CuculinaCopy !req
510. from any booty slapCopy !req
511. and to show her that she can
bring peace, love and sexCopy !req
512. to all the entire universe.Copy !req
513. My advice is a happy cucu
is one that is clean for others.Copy !req
514. - One in the pink?Copy !req
515. Peppermint,
Princess Carcinogenetta.Copy !req
516. - My name
is Petey the Pilot LightCopy !req
517. and I'm flaming.Copy !req
518. I live to help make her dream
of fire unsafety come true.Copy !req
519. My advice to her is simple.Copy !req
520. Burn, baby, burn.Copy !req
521. Rawr.Copy !req
522. - Oh, it's not just her pussy
that's on fire.Copy !req
523. - Farrah Moan,
Princess Pacifica.Copy !req
524. - Well, it's the snatch
of the day.Copy !req
525. - My name
is Fablina the blowfish.Copy !req
526. I'm Princess Pacifica's
royal publicist.Copy !req
527. When I first met
Princess Pacifica,Copy !req
528. she was abusing
her royal privilegesCopy !req
529. by partying from the Atlantic
to the Pacific.Copy !req
530. I'm here to protect her
from the grueling sharkarazziCopy !req
531. and transform her reputation
from swampy socialiteCopy !req
532. to responsible princess
of the Pacific.Copy !req
533. - Charlie Hides,
Princess Climaxica.Copy !req
534. - My name
is Isabella Snatchpacker,Copy !req
535. and I'm Princess Climaxica's
lady in waiting.Copy !req
536. I first met
Princess ClimaxicaCopy !req
537. when she was studying languages
at Galaxy University.Copy !req
538. Oh, she just loves
foreign tongue.Copy !req
539. She's a cunning linguist,
you know.Copy !req
540. I'm here to protect her from
bad puns and double entendres.Copy !req
541. How am I doing?Copy !req
542. - Copper? I hardly know her.
(all laugh)Copy !req
543. - Eureka,
Princess You-Reek-of-Daria.Copy !req
544. - Here comes
Princess You-Reek-of-DariaCopy !req
545. from the sewer kingdom.Copy !req
546. I am her faithful servant
Woof-train.Copy !req
547. The princess
was kicked out of topland.Copy !req
548. The army banned her
to reign only in the sewers.Copy !req
549. I live to help make her dreams
of being on the top a reality.Copy !req
550. - Alexis Michelle,
Princess #SubwayFish.Copy !req
551. - My name is #SubwayTadpole,Copy !req
552. Princess SubwayFish's
chief swimmer.Copy !req
553. We met for the first timeCopy !req
554. when Princess SubwayFish
was taking the train to her gig.Copy !req
555. Whenever she bugging, I just
tell her, just keep fishing.Copy !req
556. - Aw, don't be so crabby.Copy !req
557. - There's a cream for that.Copy !req
558. - Kimora Blac,
Princess Banana Lady.Copy !req
559. - My name is Funky Monkey,Copy !req
560. Banana Lady's cute bodyguard
from Banana Kingdom.Copy !req
561. I am here to protect herCopy !req
562. from all the big bad jungle men
with small bananas.Copy !req
563. I love to help herCopy !req
564. make her dream
of banana digging come true.Copy !req
565. She is so rich,Copy !req
566. she got all the bananas
she's ever wanted.Copy !req
567. - Nina Bo'nina
Brown-Pinkett-Smith,Copy !req
568. Princess Zathena.Copy !req
569. - My name is Ink.Copy !req
570. I knew Princess ZathenaCopy !req
571. back when she was
a little hard-headed Martian.Copy !req
572. She was always the wild one
of the bunch,Copy !req
573. wanting to breed
with the human race.Copy !req
574. I'm here to teach her
to love who she is.Copy !req
575. You are from the planet
Bad Bitch Uranium,Copy !req
576. so you have to represent
for the bad bitches.Copy !req
577. - I actually had a bad batch
of Uranium once.Copy !req
578. I sold it to the Russians.
- I remember that day.Copy !req
579. - Sasha Velour,
Princess Uglina.Copy !req
580. - Where my birds at?
(RuPaul laughs)Copy !req
581. - My name is Lunk
from Self Doubtia.Copy !req
582. I'm Princess Uglina's
imaginary friend.Copy !req
583. It was I
who trapped her in a cage,Copy !req
584. filling her mind with
self doubt and weakness.Copy !req
585. But Princess Uglina
wasn't scared of me.Copy !req
586. She embraced my darkness
and showed me love,Copy !req
587. so I opened the cage
and I set her free.Copy !req
588. - Shea Coulee,
Princess Aquaria.Copy !req
589. - My name is Moon Pearl,Copy !req
590. Princess Aquaria's
ice fairy from Uranus.Copy !req
591. Princess Aquaria was born in
the battle for love and freedomCopy !req
592. when her star mother fused
with the Queen Moon Diamond.Copy !req
593. Whenever she's feeling lost,
I remind herCopy !req
594. that her guiding star
lives withinCopy !req
595. and that she holds the key
to unlock it.Copy !req
596. She'll be the most sickening
princess in the universe.Copy !req
597. - Why don't you come up
and seaweed me sometime?Copy !req
598. No? No?Copy !req
599. Valentina, Princess Vira.Copy !req
600. - Where is Vira's wang?Copy !req
601. - My name is Netty,
Princess Vira's shady godmother.Copy !req
602. I live
to help make her dreamCopy !req
603. of freezing over the universe
via shade come true.Copy !req
604. My advice is simple:Copy !req
605. hate everyone.Copy !req
606. Someday
she'll be the shadiest,Copy !req
607. most evilest queen of allCopy !req
608. and live
hatefully ever after.Copy !req
609. - Aja, Princess Disastah.Copy !req
610. - I almost wore
that same outfit today, so...Copy !req
611. - Did you?
- Yep.Copy !req
612. - My name is Dasistah,Copy !req
613. and I am Princess Disastah's
smoke cloud.Copy !req
614. I live to make
her dreams come trueCopy !req
615. of coal mining
and becoming a gold digger.Copy !req
616. Someday she'll be
the most ashy princessCopy !req
617. and she'll live
flamingly ever after.Copy !req
618. - Orange you glad
you got fire insurance?Copy !req
619. - Trinity Taylor,
Princess Aquapussy. Oh.Copy !req
620. - Oh, surf and turf.Copy !req
621. - My name
is Stanky the Starfish,Copy !req
622. the royal redneck counselor.Copy !req
623. We first metCopy !req
624. when the princess
was in the waterland clinicCopy !req
625. hitting her itch cream.Copy !req
626. It was for her outbreak,
clam-idia.Copy !req
627. I hope that somedayCopy !req
628. she can find the cure
for this WTD.Copy !req
629. That stands for
water transmitted disease.Copy !req
630. - (laughs)
Ooh, pass the tartar sauce.Copy !req
631. - Coming up...Copy !req
632. - I'm no seamstress,
but that looks likeCopy !req
633. a piece of fabric
around your waist.Copy !req
634. - Your sidekick
had no personality.Copy !req
635. - Fucking go for it.Copy !req
636. - Welcome, ladies.Copy !req
637. When I call you name,
please step forward.Copy !req
638. Cynthia Lee Fontaine,
Charlie Hides,Copy !req
639. Eureka,Copy !req
640. Alexis Michelle,
Sasha Velour,Copy !req
641. Nina Bo-nina Brown,Copy !req
642. Shea Coulee.Copy !req
643. Ladies, you're safe.Copy !req
644. You may leave the stage.Copy !req
645. Ladies, you representCopy !req
646. this week's
beauties and the beasts.Copy !req
647. - Oh.Copy !req
648. - Let's hear
from the judges,Copy !req
649. starting with Peppermint.Copy !req
650. - I just liked the way you
created this kind of fire idea.Copy !req
651. I think the details
on the dress are impressive.Copy !req
652. - I loved
Petey the Pilot Light.Copy !req
653. - Thank you.Copy !req
654. When I was a teenager,
I was cooking at home aloneCopy !req
655. and the entire kitchen
caught on fire,Copy !req
656. and I've been deathly afraid
of fire since.Copy !req
657. So I said,
let me do somethingCopy !req
658. that's going to tackle
my fear.Copy !req
659. - Only you
can prevent grease fires.Copy !req
660. - (laughs)Copy !req
661. - Next up, Farrah Moan.Copy !req
662. - Every year,
Ru and Michelle tell peopleCopy !req
663. you cannot come out hereCopy !req
664. with a piece of fabric
wrapped around your waist.Copy !req
665. And I'm no seamstress,
but that looks likeCopy !req
666. a piece of fabric
wrapped around your waist.Copy !req
667. - The sidekick, the eye make-up
thing was distractingCopy !req
668. 'cause to me, it looked likeCopy !req
669. you were reading a script that
was maybe down in your hands.Copy !req
670. - I was.
- Oh, see?Copy !req
671. - I was just kind of let down
with the character.Copy !req
672. Like, this is your chance,
so fucking go for it.Copy !req
673. - Up next, Kimora Blac.Copy !req
674. - Hello.Copy !req
675. - You didn't really sell me
on what your princess is.Copy !req
676. For me,
that was a little lacking.Copy !req
677. - And then
your sidekick was roboticCopy !req
678. and really
had no personality.Copy !req
679. - You seemed likeCopy !req
680. you just couldn't wait
for it to get over.Copy !req
681. - For so long,Copy !req
682. I've been hiding behind
a breastplate and padding.Copy !req
683. I'm pretty known
for my butt,Copy !req
684. and I've been padding
for so longCopy !req
685. that I'm kind of
uncomfortable again.Copy !req
686. And it's been hard.Copy !req
687. - Thank you, Kimora Blac.Copy !req
688. - Thank you.Copy !req
689. - Up next, Valentina.Copy !req
690. - I wrote down
Linda Evangelista.Copy !req
691. The smoky eye
and the nude lip, I like it.Copy !req
692. - This outfit
is really gorgeous,Copy !req
693. and your sidekick,Copy !req
694. I loved that it was about
shade and ice.Copy !req
695. - Because oftentimes,
evil peopleCopy !req
696. come in beautiful packages,
as we see every day.Copy !req
697. - Oh, my God.
- (laughs)Copy !req
698. - Thank you, Valentina.Copy !req
699. - Gracias.Copy !req
700. - Next up, Aja.Copy !req
701. - I literally
had no clue at allCopy !req
702. what was going on tonightCopy !req
703. with your story
as your princess.Copy !req
704. - She's a volcano,
she's from Brooklyn,Copy !req
705. she's from bad side,
she's banji.Copy !req
706. She's just going to the clubCopy !req
707. to go hang out with
her little clouds and stuff.Copy !req
708. - Did anybody get that?Copy !req
709. - No.
- No.Copy !req
710. I think that even if
you wanted to be banji,Copy !req
711. there was a way to do itCopy !req
712. and have it just be
slightly more polished.Copy !req
713. - I also think that
your makeup is very dark.Copy !req
714. - Yeah, we can't really
see your eyes.Copy !req
715. - And it's been kind of dark
this whole journey.Copy !req
716. - Up next, Trinity Taylor.Copy !req
717. Princess Aquapussy.Copy !req
718. - When I first
heard your name,Copy !req
719. I just kept thinking
of James Bond...Copy !req
720. (imitating Sean Connery)
like Princess Aquapussy.Copy !req
721. - You know,
I loved this look.Copy !req
722. I thought that
from a fashion standpoint,Copy !req
723. that this is really fun.Copy !req
724. And then you showed us
your starfish.Copy !req
725. - Itch cream.Copy !req
726. - You come across to me
as pageant girl,Copy !req
727. so seeing you do
something like StankyCopy !req
728. is just going to bode
really well for you.Copy !req
729. Keeping with that comedyCopy !req
730. is a good road
for you to go down.Copy !req
731. - Thank you.Copy !req
732. - Thank you, my pretties.Copy !req
733. I think we've heard enough.Copy !req
734. While you untuck backstage,Copy !req
735. the judges and I
will deliberate.Copy !req
736. All right. Now, just between
us wicked stepmothers,Copy !req
737. what do you think,
starting with Peppermint?Copy !req
738. - Peppermint made me
very, very happy tonight.Copy !req
739. The minute she stepped onstage,
you knew what she was selling.Copy !req
740. - I love when someone
takes an inanimate objectCopy !req
741. and makes a character
out of it.Copy !req
742. - She used something that
wasn't a really good memoryCopy !req
743. and turned it into a plus.Copy !req
744. I thought
it was very smart.Copy !req
745. Farrah Moan.Copy !req
746. - Obviously, she's gorgeous,
but there was no presence.Copy !req
747. It was just
a huge, giant mess.Copy !req
748. - Her blowfish,
it was a great idea,Copy !req
749. but I left
a little unsatisfied.Copy !req
750. It just—that closed eye thing
didn't work.Copy !req
751. I was more distracted by it
than I was entertained.Copy !req
752. - I have a secret to tell you.
- What?Copy !req
753. - My eyes have been closed
the whole show.Copy !req
754. (Michelle laughs)
- What?Copy !req
755. - Kimora Blac.Copy !req
756. - Funky Monkey.Copy !req
757. It was like that
Teen Miss USA pageantCopy !req
758. who said, most US AmericansCopy !req
759. of the Korea
or the South Africa...Copy !req
760. - It was hard to watch,
I have to say.Copy !req
761. - I think we all need
to take a momentCopy !req
762. to talk about
the bravest struggle of all,Copy !req
763. coming out here and telling us
about her struggle...Copy !req
764. - Her struggle.Copy !req
765. - With not wearing hip pads.Copy !req
766. - Not wearing hip pads?
My God!Copy !req
767. Can you be alive
and still be made a saint?Copy !req
768. - No, but I think
we can make arrangements.Copy !req
769. - (laughs)Copy !req
770. Valentina.Copy !req
771. - Three for three.
Each episode, you look at herCopy !req
772. and we've gotten
to this pointCopy !req
773. where we can't wait to see
what she looks likeCopy !req
774. because she's
so frigging beautiful,Copy !req
775. we all just want to go up
and lick her face.Copy !req
776. - Both of her characters
were stunningCopy !req
777. as far as presentation.Copy !req
778. - And I have to say,Copy !req
779. I was really surprised
with her comedy.Copy !req
780. I thought
she really went there.Copy !req
781. - Aja.Copy !req
782. - Aja definitely chose
the right name:Copy !req
783. Princess Disastah.Copy !req
784. - (laughs)Copy !req
785. - Because that was an epic
proportion earthquake.Copy !req
786. - I don't understand why
the chaps with the volcano.Copy !req
787. - Well, the costume
didn't say volcano.Copy !req
788. It said Heat Miser.Copy !req
789. - (laughs)Copy !req
790. - She's charming,
but it was a hot lava mess.Copy !req
791. - Trinity Taylor.Copy !req
792. - I liked the whole look.
It's very Kooky Sue.Copy !req
793. - And then Stanky the Starfish
was a great counterpart.Copy !req
794. - Clam-idia.Copy !req
795. - It made me
so frigging happy.Copy !req
796. I couldn't stop laughing.Copy !req
797. - And I also feel that she
interacted with her characterCopy !req
798. more so
than all the other girls.Copy !req
799. - Really, it can just be
summed up by one word.Copy !req
800. - What's that?Copy !req
801. - (imitating Sean Connery)
Aquapussy.Copy !req
802. - Silence.
I've made my decision.Copy !req
803. Bring back my girls.Copy !req
804. - Welcome back, ladies.Copy !req
805. I've made some decisions.Copy !req
806. Peppermint...Copy !req
807. You're safe.
- Thank you.Copy !req
808. - Kimora Blac.Copy !req
809. The judges were not a fan of
your banana.Copy !req
810. I'm sorry, my dear, but you
are up for elimination.Copy !req
811. - This is the worst feeling
in the world.Copy !req
812. It sucks to be here again.Copy !req
813. - Trinity Taylor.Copy !req
814. You wished upon a starfishCopy !req
815. and your dreams came true.Copy !req
816. Con-drag-ulations.Copy !req
817. You're the winner
of this week's challenge.Copy !req
818. - Aah!
(applause)Copy !req
819. - You've won a $2,000 gift card
from Casper.Copy !req
820. - Thank you.Copy !req
821. - You may join
the other girls.Copy !req
822. - Girl, I finally won
my first challenge.Copy !req
823. I have arrived,Copy !req
824. and these other girls
need to watch out.Copy !req
825. - Valentina, your ice princess
was totally hot.Copy !req
826. You're safe.
- Thank you.Copy !req
827. - Farrah Moan.Copy !req
828. I hate to burst
your bublina,Copy !req
829. but your blowfish blew.Copy !req
830. Aja, the judges did not lava
your princess storyline.Copy !req
831. Aja, I'm sorry, my dear,
but you're up for elimination.Copy !req
832. - I feel confused.Copy !req
833. I definitely think FarrahCopy !req
834. should be in the bottom two,
not me.Copy !req
835. - Farrah Moan, you may join
the other girls.Copy !req
836. - Thank you, guys.
(sobs)Copy !req
837. - Two queens
stand before me.Copy !req
838. Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress meCopy !req
839. and save yourself
from elimination.Copy !req
840. The time has comeCopy !req
841. to lip syncCopy !req
842. (echoing) for your life!Copy !req
843. Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.Copy !req
844. - Ladies,
I've made my decision.Copy !req
845. Aja, shantay, you stay.Copy !req
846. - Work, girl.Copy !req
847. - You may join
the other girls.Copy !req
848. - Thank you so much.Copy !req
849. - You did that, bitch.Copy !req
850. - Kimora Blac,
you bravely bared your soulCopy !req
851. and your ass.Copy !req
852. - (chuckles)Copy !req
853. - Stay strong, sister.Copy !req
854. Now sashay away.Copy !req
855. - Love you guys.Copy !req
856. - We love you.Copy !req
857. - I'm pretty.
(laughs)Copy !req
858. I'm a little surprised.Copy !req
859. It's too early for me.Copy !req
860. The judges hated my monkey.
I hated that monkey, too.Copy !req
861. I think
what I would do differentlyCopy !req
862. is to research
on how to be a monkey,Copy !req
863. 'cause that is somethingCopy !req
864. that I would never think
I would do in my entire life.Copy !req
865. But I did my best,
and I looked gorgeous.Copy !req
866. And I want to be known
as one of the pretty ones.Copy !req
867. - Con-drag-ulations,
my queens.Copy !req
868. Now, remember,
if you can't love yourself,Copy !req
869. how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?Copy !req
870. Can I get an amen
up in here?Copy !req
871. - Amen.
- Amen.Copy !req
872. - All right.
Now, let the music play.Copy !req